🥚┇off-topic

[quiet shale]

makudanaldo

[cinder wedge]

@slim trail

Wrong one xd

[normal gyro]

AOO

[quiet shale]

wron Beau lol

[normal gyro]

careful of those cs2 things

even if the link says steam

it will sell your entire inventory (if you have one) to the hacker and hijack your account and eventually get it banned

[quiet shale]

if Beau was a cop car, the sirens would go "bee-auuuu, bee-auuuu, bee-auuuu, bee-auuuu!"

[sharp phoenix]

just first rule of anything on the internet: Don't click random links even if they look legit

[cinder wedge]

Yeah it's kinda ass to ping on mobile

[bleak turret]

[quiet shale]

but this one says i won a trip to hawaii and 2M $

[sharp phoenix]

send it to me

[ornate maple]

Imposter

[cinder wedge]

Among us

[quiet shale]

one of us

[normal gyro]

i cannot wait for thr blade runner game to release

so much waiting this year

[median hearth]

when?

[ornate maple]

Misinformation

[dawn bay]

today

nates creating one as we speak

[ornate maple]

Stop

[median hearth]

cant wait to meet yall

[dawn bay]

u said u were for it !!

[normal gyro]

so it was misinformation all along

[median hearth]

so no vc?

[coarse sleet]

no vc

[ornate maple]

6k hours

[dawn bay]

only sadgeness and despair

[ornate maple]

For reference, a year is 8760 hours

[dawn bay]

@normal gyro its 4928h rn

[coarse sleet]

weak

[edgy seal]

I’ve had my steam account since 2016 so

[dawn bay]

almost 5k

[edgy seal]

I have close to 1k hours on fortnite and untold hours on Xbox

[bleak turret]

I'm glad my Tree of Savior time between 3 accounts will not add up to my main Steam

[dawn bay]

[coarse sleet]

yeah that makes sense

[ornate maple]

My most played game remains Skyrim regrettably

[edgy seal]

My god

[ornate maple]

Civ V following by 2 hours less

[dawn bay]

best time consuming game on steam is isaac or stardew

[ornate maple]

Civ will eat days of your life

It's like the sims

[austere crag]

THE FINALS playtest is my uh

[dawn bay]

see i played a ton of the ps3 civ

[coarse sleet]

yeah im down to sell my account for 836 dollars

[austere crag]

19th most played game

[dawn bay]

i didnt get into it as much on pc for some reason

[austere crag]

and it isn't even out yet

[ornate maple]

Cannot wait for everyone's most-played to be THE FINALS

[ornate maple]

I tend to play games exactly once so I average 80-150 on a bunch of them

[dawn bay]

how to see this shit

[normal gyro]

what the shit

[ornate maple]

But since I did a Skyrim 100% it's 220 hours

[edgy seal]

Ah a fellow r6 no life

[austere crag]

I cannot remove JC2MP from my steam account

So

[ornate maple]

https://steamdb.info/calculator

[austere crag]

I am stuck with that

[edgy seal]

I played nothing but siege for like 2 years straight and I’m never opening that game again

[dawn bay]

ohh

[ornate maple]

You can't? I removed a game I had 500 hours in... It doesn't count because it was just idle

[edgy seal]

Me with 900 hours in cookie clicker

[dawn bay]

[austere crag]

The way they did it makes it so you'd have to remove JC2 from your steam account

[dawn bay]

im a gud egg

[coarse sleet]

yeah that makes sense

[edgy seal]

Get those terraria hours up

[dawn bay]

i just started a week or two ago tbf

[edgy seal]

Ah fair

I started in like uhh 2017 or 18

[austere crag]

I played a lot of GTA aswell

[dawn bay]

the last time i tried it was probs way back then too but everyone had giga chad stuff and i had no idea what to do so i just quit

[austere crag]

Jag are you okay

[coarse sleet]

no

[austere crag]

fair

[dawn bay]

wtf

[coarse sleet]

heres my osu! hours

[edgy seal]

Ror2 w

[dawn bay]

i miss osu

[edgy seal]

I have like 28 days on fortnite bro😭

[austere crag]

I have 1500ish hours on GTAO and 1000ish on RDO

[normal gyro]

yea on my ps4 i had a similar playtime to this

[bleak turret]

absolutely sane as well

[coarse sleet]

beau are you okay

[austere crag]

How many hours does my dad have on deep rock now

[dawn bay]

haha first game NERD

omg ure a vr chat player

[trim wind]

I haven’t gotten a single game past 1000 hours yet

[normal gyro]

if csgo isn't in the top 5 we have a problem

[dawn bay]

everything makes sense now

[trim wind]

But hunt will be the first in all likelyhood

[austere crag]

I think everyone on the mod team has at least played VR chat a couple times

[coarse sleet]

dont roast my mans

[bleak turret]

Not wrong

[austere crag]

I played it with some of the zootopia people

Which

[coarse sleet]

we all use to be vr chat people

[bleak turret]

sounds terrifying

[austere crag]

I need bleach

[trim wind]

Spicy

[dawn bay]

i only ever used vr chat to move around to get used to motion sickness and then never did lol

[bleak turret]

I need to go back to VR Skyrim

[austere crag]

They had all had full body tracking and actual setups

[bleak turret]

its way too funny

[austere crag]

I had: no VR

[trim wind]

I do want to get back into vr at some point

[dawn bay]

7 hours of NAUSEA

[ornate maple]

"normie" - Beau

[coarse sleet]

i agree

[trim wind]

But I sold my VR headset because it was making me nauseous and the screendoor effect was terrible

[edgy seal]

Fortnite stats

[bleak turret]

I was a landlord in my past medieval life gamelist moment

[coarse sleet]

nate how do you become a cm for a gaming company but have such weak numbers

[normal gyro]

where do you find this in steamdb

[edgy seal]

Don’t lump me in with you creatures

[bleak turret]

Its all on Overwatch

[austere crag]

^

[dawn bay]

ew

[coarse sleet]

that makes sense now

[normal gyro]

winton

[edgy seal]

I have around 350 hours on overwatch and over 40% of that is on junkrat

[ornate maple]

You have to click Games

[bleak turret]

sorry nate I'm exposing you

[coarse sleet]

i support this

[ornate maple]

Spread between steam, epic, switch, ds, etc

also EA... my sims numbers are probably over 400

[edgy seal]

I would rather lose a game on junk than win on a different hero

[dawn bay]

when i played ow once in a blue moon i only ever played widow or hanzo

i was that dps that had no dmg but refused to switch

[ornate maple]

I literally have about 7 hours in Overwatch

[coarse sleet]

i believe in sojourn supremacy

[edgy seal]

Bought ow less than a week after it came out this game is my life

[dawn bay]

ohh wait no i played a ton of moira too and ironically had highest dps

[coarse sleet]

i love missing my whole mag and just hitting my outplay button

[ornate maple]

I tried Widow, sniped 5 people immediately, never did that again

[edgy seal]

This is how you know someone is new to the game😭

[dawn bay]

ow too clunky

[normal gyro]

(most of them were played on console)

[dawn bay]

nobody needs aim aside from playin widow/hanz and i cba to learn teamcomp garbage and counters

its like a way shittier league of legends

[coarse sleet]

i forgot how to check hours in league

[ornate maple]

I enjoy multiplayer games mostly as a way of bonding with friends so I don't care for comp or strategy

[edgy seal]

Man most charcsters in the game need aim or at the very least some sort of skill

[dawn bay]

same

[coarse sleet]

ik i have at least 300 hours

i was a vex and neeko main

[edgy seal]

Even junkrat needs to be played extremely well at higher ranks

[normal gyro]

i am proud to announce that i have never touched league of legends

[bleak turret]

L stats

[edgy seal]

Lin no offense but one of us has 10 minutes on the game and the other has been playing it for 5 years

[dawn bay]

played more than 10m and have a bunch of friends that play high rank lol

[edgy seal]

Past diamond no hero is “easy” to play

[ornate maple]

Inb4 you start an argument over Overwatch stop to think if it's worth it

[dawn bay]

i never said a hero is easy to play

[edgy seal]

Fair

[bleak turret]

legendary words

[dawn bay]

with gigantic hitboxes and a wide as fuck spread u do not need aim is what i said

[normal gyro]

winton is the only valid hero in iverwat

[ornate maple]

As any game it's good if you play it the way you want to

[edgy seal]

All I’m saying is I am absolutely god awful at hit scan so my existence counters this statement

[ornate maple]

Not again

[coarse sleet]

they spammed all channels

[bleak turret]

They be trying

So hard

[edgy seal]

False, league of legends exist

[dawn bay]

ok

[coarse sleet]

i also need to check my ffxiv hours

[edgy seal]

Pros of never playing fps😀

[coarse sleet]

i think it was 200?

[normal gyro]

this is actually insane even after the pve cancellation news

[edgy seal]

Dang it’s that low

[normal gyro]

not low compared to the flopping fps games now but yeah overwat was a lot higher than that

[edgy seal]

In my experience most ow1 players didn’t really care about the cancellation

[dawn bay]

i remember ow absolutely destroying bnet on updates

[edgy seal]

Anyone who continued playing the game during the hell that was 2019-2021 isn’t gonna be stopped at this point

[dawn bay]

good times

[normal gyro]

i enjoy widowmaker and ashe (sometimes winton)

[edgy seal]

Ashe is really fun but I suck on her

[coarse sleet]

have you tried not to

[normal gyro]

accurate point

[edgy seal]

Yes but since I main junk all my skill is in him

Not hit scan

My brain is hardwired to hit grenades

All this random game talk is making me miss the finals even more

[normal gyro]

i hate junkrat and pharah

so damn much

[dawn bay]

finals isnt real

[edgy seal]

I’ve gotten good enough on junk I can counter pharahs who aren’t cracked

[dawn bay]

im weirdly in the mood to play osu and valorant

[edgy seal]

There is a joke here

[dawn bay]

im waiting

[edgy seal]

Cannot make it

[dawn bay]

[edgy seal]

This is a pleasant server I do not wish to anger any stray moderators

[bleak turret]

[dawn bay]

dm me it

[edgy seal]

I already got muted for a joke about keys I will not be repeating this mistake

[coarse sleet]

you wana 1v1 osu!

[austere breach]

Just got home driving a motor cycle in nam and ofc it's raining like hell and I am soaking from buying groceries

[dawn bay]

dude i replied to somethin with "nice argument but ur mom" gif and it got deleted

never know whats safe here

[rotund gyro]

Holy shit Nate this is revolutionary!!!!!!!!!!!

[edgy seal]

Idk why I got muted but not gonna push my luck because of it

[rotund gyro]

Absolutely destroyed

[dawn bay]

ikr

[bleak turret]

Its pretty clear what is safe here to be fair

[edgy seal]

Yeah mostly

[dawn bay]

i mean a ur mom joke was not allowed so..

[bleak turret]

Because we don't want to throw ur mom jokes at random users and us having to defuse arguments

[rotund gyro]

And 80% of a dn joke is allowed

[bleak turret]

[rotund gyro]

🙂

[dawn bay]

was at someone who knew it was jest lmao

[edgy seal]

I mean in general for every server it’s just be nice and don’t take stuff too far

[quiet shale]

whats dn?

[bleak turret]

We don't have a hivemind brain so, we just always assume you don't unless we're certain

[coarse sleet]

beau dont lie you just like to warn people thats why they call you the fastest CM

[dawn bay]

he said "i know its joke but-"

i no argue choice i just found it funny lol

[bleak turret]

warning people is annoying

[edgy seal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-death-kamina-zragon-infinity-gurren-lagann-gif-26086070

[edgy seal]

Better than a mute😭

[ornate maple]

Honestly the best method is to behave until everyone knows you and then gradually start bullying them like Jag

[quiet shale]

ah deez nuts?

[dawn bay]

someone was making ill bomb X jokes yesterday is why i find mom jokes not being allowed funny

[ornate maple]

[coarse sleet]

yeah its a good method

[rotund gyro]

Hehehehehe hehehehe

DEEZ NU-......

[coarse sleet]

plus i do know when and when not to mess around

[rotund gyro]

Was good knowing you all

[edgy seal]

Am I known enough is the question

[gleaming ether]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-gus-fring-gif-25943058

[coarse sleet]

its a fine line

[quiet shale]

anyway, i hope the one who invented strawberries got the Nobel prize

[edgy seal]

Woah it’s the guy from cb2 highlight videos episode 2 and 3!!!

[dawn bay]

no u dont jag, because of u we have no voice chat

#blamejag

[coarse sleet]

wait what?

[dawn bay]

you said not to add them so ofc your word is final

[gleaming ether]

[bleak turret]

Be honest, you would use VC for 30 minutes and never use it again

[dawn bay]

i regularly use vcs

[edgy seal]

I like to have vc as just a lawless land where rules don’t apply

[dawn bay]

im in one everyday

[rotund gyro]

Lies

[quiet shale]

im to shy for vc

[coarse sleet]

thats not true i would screenshare me gambling everyday

[edgy seal]

Would be nice for lfg when the game is out

[dawn bay]

i will stream animal crossing to u

[rotund gyro]

You're a mute. You never use VC

[dawn bay]

how is it lies 😡

wtf

[bleak turret]

Aye, but thats another moment in time

[dawn bay]

yasine this is slander

[rotund gyro]

Linc freeman. Never talks, only crowbar

[edgy seal]

Being shy on the internet is impossible I just pretend everyone isn’t real

[dawn bay]

i whack u with crowbar in a sec

[rotund gyro]

That's violence

[dawn bay]

correct

[rotund gyro]

I don't condone that, also I think it's time for you to use triangle breathing

[ornate maple]

Please don't hit people

[quiet shale]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-shy-peepo-shy-gif-20024644

[edgy seal]

What if I’m the witch of wrath from rezero

[dawn bay]

mommy said if i breathe like triangle again i'll turn into one 😦

[rotund gyro]

It's a good thing

[dawn bay]

[rotund gyro]

Also linc I have an emote I think you might like

[edgy seal]

[rotund gyro]

Simple, yet genius

[dawn bay]

[edgy seal]

Laugh out loud

[rotund gyro]

Now stop hitting people (me) with crowbars please

[ornate maple]

Tbh bold of you to ask people not to hit you Yasine

[coarse sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/violence-cat-smack-slap-gif-26216466

[ornate maple]

When you spam that one video

[dawn bay]

[edgy seal]

What if the crowbar is made of soft material

[rotund gyro]

Oh yeah.... RETALIATION!!!!!!

@dawn bay

[ornate maple]

Stop the violence

[normal gyro]

that vibration in the end always gets me

[rotund gyro]

This is an act of self defence. You can't stop it

[edgy seal]

The finals family friendly mode all the guns are nerf

[bleak turret]

certified moment

[coarse sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/vilcen-gif-21116395

[edgy seal]

Kinda looks like amogus

[ornate maple]

It's Deer amogus

[edgy seal]

I saw a deer while hiking once that was fire

Rounded a corner and dude was just standing there then bolted

[quiet shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-adorable-gif-15034720

man this gif sucks

[nocturne tundra]

It does

[normal gyro]

he is a starbucks drink

[quiet shale]

no he serves you drinks

so kewt

[normal gyro]

he is the drink

[dawn bay]

thats just not right

should be ashamed of yourself to stoop so low

[coarse sleet]

lincuxe death roll all your gil

rn

[dawn bay]

ill death role u

[coarse sleet]

i wish

think when i logged off i had like 770k gil left

im broke, poor

[bleak turret]

L

[normal gyro]

L

[coarse sleet]

poverty, 5th world country levels of poor

[dawn bay]

lol poor

[normal gyro]

https://twitter.com/dokugamesltd/status/1679199459740119060?s=46

Doku (@DokuGamesLTD)

Weapon ground collision while prone

Likes

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im too excited for this game

[coarse sleet]

i got tired of leveling up the other jobs i forgot what they were called

it was so boring, i would rather be broke

i only ever sold my ocean fishing stuff when it was over

[rotund gyro]

I will always be proud of my self defense. You will never take that from me

[normal gyro]

no way burger king made a barbie meal

[rotund gyro]

You’re surprised by that? Have you seen the REAL cheeseburger?

[nocturne tundra]

Do any of you silly people have acoustic foam in their rooms? And if yes, did you wrap it in fabric to make it look nice

[normal gyro]

bro what in the actual shit

[rotund gyro]

Exactly

It’s a real thing in Thailand

[normal gyro]

at this point the barbie meal is normal

[ornate maple]

Kinda wanna eat it

Matches my role

[normal gyro]

I want to know what is that pink sauce

the CM sauce?

[ornate maple]

Finally, liquified CMs

[bleak turret]

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-mids-doctor-chemist-gif-13882519

[normal gyro]

The myth says you turn into a CM after this meal

[ornate maple]

Pure Community Management juice

[nocturne tundra]

(it's the collected tears of the people who got muted/banned)

[rotund gyro]

God damnit I hate being in a task force

Someone save me

[ornate maple]

Remember your +1 forward from bird

[rotund gyro]

I want vacation so badly rn 😭

[coarse sleet]

picks up nate

we're going to antarctica

[quiet shale]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-angel-crow-funny-animals-cold-snap-sliding-gif-13392737

[rotund gyro]

For those of you who remember. This mf right here named @sharp phoenix actually found the river location

[gleaming ether]

[rotund gyro]

I'm going to see a drone strike soon. He's too dangerous

[gleaming ether]

mess with the Luke Luke and you get the Nuke Nuke

[rotund gyro]

Fr

[lapis falcon]

Where’s my Oppenheimer meal?

[austere breach]

Gotta have that

[quiet shale]

boom boom boom

[nocturne tundra]

That moment when you go to Ikea and the Ikea restaurant is already closed so you can't get Ikea meatballs :(

[feral ice]

@ornate maple

[hidden pasture]

I am cursed

[dawn bay]

o no

[atomic epoch]

you shall never be alone but always be by yourself.

[nocturne tundra]

Gn silly people

[normal gyro]

gn silly yolk

[full mauve]

gn fellow yolks

[finite grove]

It's Flamingo Sauce 🦩

[languid blaze]

watching a bf2042 vid and embark got a shout out lmaooo

[weary ivy]

yawn

[rotund gyro]

HELLO AND.....

I want there to be weekend already

[violet horizon]

1 more day

[nocturne tundra]

Got today off 😎😎😎

[austere breach]

1 more day!!!

[ornate maple]

Heya everyone

[austere breach]

Gday mister birb junpscare

[ornate maple]

Hello mister... Mold?

[austere breach]

You should know me now

Had to become something

[cinder wedge]

burger

[normal gyro]

what is burgerking doing bro

[austere breach]

GIVE ME THAT

[normal gyro]

amari is broken

2 #41

[gleaming ether]

a) you're trolling
b) brain-lag
:D

[normal gyro]

c) toat effect

[ornate maple]

Or you have equal XP and passed ignite just now

[normal gyro]

there is actually a 2 hour difference i just noticed before toats message

[ornate maple]

Perhaps that's the surprise in itself?

[austere breach]

Is it radioactive

[atomic epoch]

RADIOACTIVE

RADIOACTIVE

ALL SYSTEMS BLOWWWNNNN

and that’s all the lyrics i know

[gleaming ether]

meanwhile Spain few days ago

(not air temperatue, but land surface temperature. just saying)

[ornate maple]

😬

[rotund gyro]

picks you up

You’re not allowed to walk on these hot surfaces

[ornate maple]

Good to have wings then!

[rotund gyro]

picks you up

Yes

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

THE TASK FORCE IS MAKING PROGRESS WOOOOOOOO

[nocturne tundra]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

which task force

[rotund gyro]

The task force I'm in

[normal gyro]

task force 141

[nocturne tundra]

whats that task force doing?

[rotund gyro]

So I'm not allowed to reveal much but in general a task force is created to make sure that specific tasks are done with a short amount of time. I've been selected with a bunch of other developers to test software within a bunch of components so they work in harmony with each other

[ornate maple]

Oooh and when they don't you threaten them with violence?

[rotund gyro]

My friend, I'm the one who's in risk of being threatened with violence I'm a part of the task force, not the one leading it

[ornate maple]

[opal siren]

If that comes to norway, im wont live for Long 😂

[austere crag]

Anyone got any advice on getting over retro active jealousy?

[nocturne tundra]

over wat

[cinder wedge]

What's that

[austere crag]

It’s trying to get over someone else’s past

That has nothing to do with u

[rotund gyro]

Huh

[ornate maple]

I think therapy is pretty effective

[rotund gyro]

[austere crag]

It’s not really tho 😭

[rotund gyro]

TIL

And I agree with Nate. Therapy helps a lot with getting in control of your feelings

I mean at least it's better than seeking advice from strangers in a discord

[ornate maple]

It really depends on the kind and landing a good specialist tbh

[austere crag]

Been to accouple it hasnt really helped they mainly say try to stop thinking abt it

But only if it was that easy 😭😭

[rotund gyro]

Uhhhh

Time to look for reviews on therapists

[ornate maple]

A good therapist will give you mechanisms to redirect yourself, for example thinking about the way the person is today instead of the past

[nocturne tundra]

Oh I see

[rotund gyro]

Exactly.

Picks up @ornate maple

A therapist doesn't just give you a solution. it's up to you to work on your issues & emotions, a therapist only provides tools and practices for you to use

[rotund gyro]

My friends, there has been progress made in this task force

I am

Happy

[ornate maple]

Congratss

[rotund gyro]

Couldn’t have done it without the +1 to birb buff

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-fml-depressed-i-hate-my-life-animal-gif-18453833

Idk why this showed up under 'bird help'

[austere breach]

Hahaha

[rotund gyro]

LOL

[scenic mulch]

yhey

[scenic mulch]

https://cgcs.mit.edu/offshore-wind-turbines-cool-marine-atmosphere-0 https://www.mdpi.com/2079-6412/11/9/1104 https://ts2.space/en/the-relationship-between-graphene-and-energy-materials/ https://phys.org/news/2015-06-graphene-layer-quadruple-condensation.html hmm, there's a combination here that might solve this, I'm just not exactly quite sure how to implement...I fortunately have the patent on a graphene production process and if I win these competitions and get this small business loan expect to stand up a containerized mini-pilot plant before the end of the year.

[rotund gyro]

MY FRIENDS

IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR THE WEEKEND

[ornate maple]

[rotund gyro]

[quiet shale]

boooo

give me work days

[nocturne tundra]

AHHHHHHH

[lapis falcon]

me just waking up for my workday

[rotund gyro]

Skill issue: American

[quiet shale]

thats it, i no longer trust food on sale

"oh, Oreos at half price" , their slightly soft and taste different

[nocturne tundra]

D:

[rotund gyro]

Always check the expiration date on heavily discounted foods in grocery stores

[quiet shale]

i have a slight suspicion that food on sale could also just be a bad batch from the factory

[lapis falcon]

I’ll have you know I love paying 1/8th of my paycheck of sub par healthcare

[rotund gyro]

[rotund gyro]

You can't really tell, not even the manufacturers can

So it must likely was expiration date being due

[austere breach]

I've never thought of that

[vital maple]

tis why i try not to trash talk

never know their side

[gleaming ether]

https://youtu.be/ufP3RMc4-eY

[cedar bolt]

Always fascinates me that people take any chance they can to put someone else down for not being amazing at a video game. Lile not everyone is great at them and they dont have to be, but people have lost aight of that

[cedar bolt]

But thanks to that money, countless people get help they otherwise couldnt. Wish the system was better but at least its something. As someone who needs state insurance......i would have been even more messed up without it

[normal gyro]

they forgot the main purpose of video games, entertainment and having a fun time, not everyone is gonne be sweating

[cedar bolt]

@normal gyro true, everything is just so competitive now. im competitive myself, but i suck at games. Idc as much when the energy is directed at me. I imagine though that some people genuinely take a hit when they are bashed all the time for not being good.

Like even a friend of mine was doing that with this game. And my main response to them was "well what are you doing to help them?" Cause if youre going to say your teammate doesnt know how to play ....why not teach them a thing or two?

[normal gyro]

agreed, i have been playing some new games recently for the first time like seige and gta online, holy moly bro the term "newbie" doesn’t exist anymore among most people you are expected to be an absolute top tier player from your first match, but I don’t let it get to my head tho i just mute the chat

[cedar bolt]

Yeaaaaaa luckily i have friends that consistently take in new R6 players and help them learn

[nocturne tundra]

dw, gta has been cancer since 2013

[cedar bolt]

But those are hard to find

[nocturne tundra]

i can teach you how to fly in reverse tho

flex on all your friends

[cedar bolt]

If only I played gta

[nocturne tundra]

ozzi said they just started

[cedar bolt]

Eyooo

[normal gyro]

Im gonna be playing soon, will need those tricks to flex since i have no money KEK

[nocturne tundra]

i can send u the tutorial i made

[lapis falcon]

Lmaooo literally when it released

[carmine knoll]

Parkour

[sharp phoenix]

I can probably put my first foot on the wall before face planting the ground

[gleaming ether]

[sharp phoenix]

[sharp phoenix]

@austere breach Strongbow Cloudy

or haze as it's called

[austere breach]

Good choice

[sharp phoenix]

it was cheapish and tastes ok

I'm more of an IPA person

[austere breach]

That looks tasty

[sharp phoenix]

Brewdog Punk IPA is where it's at though

[austere breach]

Ooooo

I should try that

I'm swiss so I just drink Calanda or Feldschlösschen

[sharp phoenix]

how's the cold weather?

[austere breach]

I love it. Would go naked and lay in the snow /10

[sharp phoenix]

I want to go to Sweden one day just to see what it's like

[austere breach]

Ooh Sweden's lovely

I sometimes forget is embark Finnish or swedish

[sharp phoenix]

and then maybe Switzerland

thank you auto correct for spelling that correctly

[austere breach]

Haha

[sharp phoenix]

It's currently burning hot there, right?

[austere breach]

It's gonna get 30c

[sharp phoenix]

oof

[austere breach]

What's your weather like rn

[sharp phoenix]

lots of rain

I like it

[austere breach]

Ah

I finally meet a rain enjoyer like me

[sharp phoenix]

I'm going to Germany next month for the CSGO IEM Cologne

which will hopefully be hot as I want to chill in a rooftop bar

[austere breach]

You going there?

[sharp phoenix]

[austere breach]

Woah that's awesome

[sharp phoenix]

last time I went there was 2019 and was supposed to go 2020 but covid hit

[austere breach]

Damn

COVID was 3 years ago?

[sharp phoenix]

yeah

time has flown by

[austere breach]

Time goes fast

I remember being crowded in a bus with a mask and my coffee

Wich teams are there

At cologne

[sharp phoenix]

this one is better

just depends who advances to play on the cologne stage

and also the big league teams in normal group stage like Heroic, Vitality and all that

[austere breach]

Ooo

[sharp phoenix]

I'll see if I can find some pictures from last time I went

and the massive stage

[austere breach]

Oh wowh

I've watched them before but never really in person

That's awesome

[sharp phoenix]

in person is just something unreal, the atmosphere of the place is just constant hype basically

[austere breach]

I wonder how that feels

[sharp phoenix]

and with everyone cheering when their team wins a round basically makes it feel like the place shakes

[austere breach]

Haha

[sharp phoenix]

highly recommend going to a CSGO/CS2 tourney or major if you have a chance

everyone is super nice and as you all have the same interest, it makes it soooo much better when you go to like a bar after it's finished for the day

met a few random germans last time we went and decided to go to an after-party with them which I can't remember much of

they also had a few computers setup at the after-party which allowed random people to do 5v5s which was fun to watch

[austere breach]

Hahha

Amazing story

[sharp phoenix]

I remember some person wearing a hyper-beast hoodie who face planted the floor

[austere breach]

Hahaha

[sharp phoenix]

really nice person, went to the party with him and then got a text a day later saying he's in hospital because he may have broken something after the fall 👀

[austere breach]

Oof

That's not good to hear

[sharp phoenix]

he was fine, hopefully

he enjoyed his night out

[austere breach]

Kekw

[carmine knoll]

Seems kind of boring to watch people play video games in person imo, still thats cool so many people are interested in it

[dawn bay]

events like that r super hype tho
can only imagine the atmosphere

its like going to a concert/gig

[ornate maple]

It's kind of like normal sports, some people prefer to do it, some people also get hype watching others do it haha

[rotund gyro]

HELLO AND GOOD MORNING

Bwater is going to be happy at my game purchase that I did yesterday

[ornate maple]

What is it

[rotund gyro]

Baldur's gate 3

[ornate maple]

Ah

I'll let him know

[rotund gyro]

I read he is a DND fan

[ornate maple]

I'm waiting for a sale because I'm cheap

[rotund gyro]

You're going to have to wait a long while. The game releases fully next month

Act 1 had been in ea for 3 years I think

[ornate maple]

I have years worth of games I haven't played so it's fine

Maybe I'll force myself to finish BG1 and 2 first 😬

[rotund gyro]

Ah yes then you fine

Not needed for the story I think

[ornate maple]

It is ~a classic~ but I haven't been able to keep up with the clunky mechanics

[rotund gyro]

But damn bg3 has lots of love put to it

Traversal is a bit clunky but other than that it's fine imo

I think imma play that instead of Jedi survivor for now. Game still has lots of performance issues

[cinder wedge]

Triple a gaming moment

[rotund gyro]

Fr

But I trusted respawn with their good track record

They fell off too

No one is safe it seems

[cinder wedge]

Fell off the moment they decided tf3 was not gonna be a thing

[rotund gyro]

I meant in terms of performance and stability. Both TF games had great performance on release and my rig in 2020 could play their first star wars game at over 100 fps on ultra settings

[gaunt badge]

Vro

idk

[sand crown]

it's my dream to visit one of ESL Cologne tourneys, my favourite so far

[dawn bay]

Eggo !

[rotund gyro]

Yo that looks sick

The finals x the legend of Zelda Collab when

[dawn bay]

picture doesnt even do it justice 🙌

[dawn bay]

now THAT would be sick

[rotund gyro]

Fr

[normal gyro]

but this is already a collab i can see nama

[rotund gyro]

Also that sneaky chocobo peeking

[dawn bay]

[rotund gyro]

Can't wait to play ff16 when it eventually gets patched

Sneaky apple watch ad placement

[dawn bay]

airpod too

this post was brought to you by apple ™️

[rotund gyro]

In collaboration with Greenpeace Gaming

[dawn bay]

[rotund gyro]

How are we today btw

[dawn bay]

aside from sneezin, all good!

i already know u doin fine as hell today since no work

[rotund gyro]

Hay fever?

[dawn bay]

it could either be that or an actual cold

cant tell atm :/

[rotund gyro]

No task forcing makes me a happy guy

[untold grove]

How long does it take for a master sword egg to hatch

[rotund gyro]

[dawn bay]

idk ill have to wait and see

[untold grove]

🙏

[rotund gyro]

me and ozzi when we fight about phone batteries

[normal gyro]

my point still stands, iphone battery since ios 16 sucks

[rotund gyro]

skill issue: just buy newer iphones

🙂

[untold grove]

Or just move to android 😏

[rotund gyro]

Nah, I moved from android

Been on that platform for over 10 years and none of the core issues has been fixed. Enough is enough

[ornate maple]

Ngl only reason I'd consider an iPhone is the camera

[untold grove]

I like the iPad OS but I don't really care for something similar to that in a phone. Plus andoirs has been great for me since I can actually afford phones with that OS 😂 I'm using Pixel rn but I think in the near future I may swap over to the Asus Zen phone

I've got an ipad mini 6th gen and that's been awesome, but I haven't had any great experiences on iphone

[nocturne tundra]

Gesundheit

[gleaming ether]

what are androids core issues?

[rotund gyro]

Fragmentation issues. Software support. App Developers generally optimize badly for that platform (ceo of Snapchat said nah fuck that we’re not gonna optimize better)

[gleaming ether]

ahh yeah

[untold grove]

Google is also much more lax on what's in their app store, so there are a lot of apps that end up having malware

[ornate maple]

31 degrees today and tomorrow 😓 not leaving my house

[rotund gyro]

Go outside pls

[ornate maple]

No

[normal gyro]

i bought the 13 2 months ago, still sucks

[gleaming ether]

I woke up to rain
is nice

[coarse sleet]

jealous

[nocturne tundra]

Just keep in mind that this might be one of the coolest summers for the rest of your life! :)

[ornate maple]

I'm gonna be honest, locally it's been much cooler than the previous ones, considering every other day it rains. But yeah... Not looking good

I just hate any temperature over 20 degrees

[rotund gyro]

Skill issue. Should have bought the pro Max 2 tb

[normal gyro]

I would travel the world with this money

[nocturne tundra]

understandable

[normal gyro]

Step up nate, don’t fly too close to the sun

[nocturne tundra]

also ive finished my DIY sound absorbers and they arent completly shit

[ornate maple]

Egypt?

[rotund gyro]

Egypt

[ornate maple]

I feel like Egypt is kind of expected to melt your skin off

[rotund gyro]

There are Arabic countries with worse conditions tbf. Check Saudi or the UAE area

[normal gyro]

It is the coldest arab country after jordan

if you visit Saudi Arabia or UAE you would literally melt

[rotund gyro]

Lebanon is colder during summer

We barely get 40s

[feral lagoon]

My game is playable, I think they launched the servers in silence!

Nevermind, can't connect 🥺

[nocturne tundra]

🥺🥺🥺

[feral lagoon]

Duuude I am in, anyone else is in? Hop in the queue

LET'S GOOOOO

[restive musk]

[feral lagoon]

Everything actually works

[coarse sleet]

the misinformation

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/this-post-contains-misinformation-pausebeforeyoushare-misinformation-fake-news-lies-gif-22088420

[feral lagoon]

They added kill cams too!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087916812492091492/1123563551945146398/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

[restive musk]

lmao

[coarse sleet]

honestly mouzer as a professional misinformer myself

this is enough to make me cry

[restive musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-enough-to-make-a-grown-man-cry-police-officer-make-a-man-cry-gif-15227532

[ornate maple]

I respect carefully crafted misinformation, just don''t do it around actual playtests/whatever game events are going to happen next

[feral lagoon]

Yes sir! Sorry I am just desperate and bored 🥹

[rotund gyro]

time to order the most unhealthy yet delicious meal ever, because I deserve it

[nocturne tundra]

treat urself

[normal gyro]

I recommend this bomb

[rotund gyro]

if only

[normal gyro]

but hes just a baby

[rotund gyro]

i'm.... so full

[sharp phoenix]

what'd you eat?

[untold grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-soup-gif-25773991

[rotund gyro]

fat borgir

[quiet shale]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-smol-tiny-small-cat-gif-23749121

[normal gyro]

they say one nate a day is good luck but i found two

[austere breach]

Real Nate found irl no Way?!

[nocturne tundra]

has to be fake

discord mods dont go outside

nice grass tho

[normal gyro]

he always flies by on weekends

[quiet shale]

how many of u use a footrest/footpillow by your desktop?

[normal gyro]

spoiled

[cinder briar]

johnbaseball99

[carmine knoll]

I do

[quiet shale]

i feel old using one

[cinder wedge]

i hate that laugh

[gleaming ether]

agreed

[late prawn]

Aaaw yeah DnD is back on the menu again tomorrow.

Feels like it's been forever.

[nocturne tundra]

Gato

[rotund gyro]

funny timing. i just started playing baldur's gate 3 and im enjoying it!

[late prawn]

I'm going to pick that up eventually. But tomorrow it's physical ttrpg time.

[rotund gyro]

let's go

the closest to ttrpg that i've played has been gloomhaven

försök igen, någon gång kommer du få det @austere crag

🙂

jokes aside, that is borderline nsfw

oh thought you just posted the same gif again which isn't that

🤨

[nocturne tundra]

Helloooooo silly people

I'm drunk

I wish yasin a great day

[rotund gyro]

you too, drink responsibly

[sharp phoenix]

only Yasine? wow

[nocturne tundra]

Sorry bb

[sharp phoenix]

[nocturne tundra]

No the club is 10min walk away from my flat so I can get absolutely fucked

[nocturne tundra]

AYO

Tosic

[sharp phoenix]

hope you're having a good time though

[nocturne tundra]

thx

[rotund gyro]

grab yourself a pina colada

[nocturne tundra]

I have arrived with my own girls so don't need club girls

Trying to integrate ukranian women here

[rotund gyro]

wait, define "own girls" 🤨

[nocturne tundra]

like, friends

[surreal bone]

Hot take: the top 3 flavors of jelly are:
1: Blueberry
2: Blackberry
3: Grape

[surreal bone]

Inb4 you get arrested for public intoxication while on the 10 minute walk home

[nocturne tundra]

Brother what

[surreal bone]

Its illegal to be drunk in public spaces in the United States at least

Counting sidewalks

[sharp phoenix]

not even strawberry?

[surreal bone]

i despise strawberry jelly

id rather just eat plain toast

[sharp phoenix]

[ivory cloak]

woke up late lol

[lapis falcon]

Huckleberry #1

Peach #2

[surreal bone]

peach jelly 🤢

[lapis falcon]

Blackberry #3

[surreal bone]

blackberry great though yeah

used to be my favorite before i foudn out blueberry jelly exists

i wonder if lemon jelly exists lol

[lapis falcon]

100% it does

What about marmalades vs. jelly?

[rotund gyro]

jelly in general 🤢

[ivory cloak]

^ 🤢

Jelly sucks

[rotund gyro]

for me it's just the consistency of jelly

[gaunt badge]

Jelly doughnut

[surreal bone]

when i say jelly i mean the canned preservatives its called jam

not the real jelly

[rotund gyro]

oh

idk if i've heard of those, can you show me

[surreal bone]

its basically jelly with a way better consistency

https://www.kroger.com/p/smucker-s-concord-grape-jam-spread/0005150001249?fulfillment=DELIVERY&searchType=default_search
versus
https://www.kroger.com/p/smucker-s-concord-grape-jelly-spread/0005150000693?fulfillment=DELIVERY&searchType=default_search

[rotund gyro]

huh, never had that type of jelly before

[ivory cloak]

It's merican type jelly

Still sucks tho if you don't like jelly

Finished Ready Player Two and man I do not know how they would turn this one into a movie. Like the amount licensing it would take would be crazy even if they changed it like the first one.

[golden pike]

havent had jelly in a while but man aeroplane jelly was the bomb fr

[austere breach]

Y'all had yelly on the airplane? I had chocolate pudding

[cinder wedge]

no

[austere breach]

Oh wait

Ah

Wait no

I'm dumb

[dusty kernel]

i literally have no idea what to do

[cinder wedge]

sleep to fast travel to tomorrow

[gleaming ether]

apply for a job, go to work, give me the money

[cinder wedge]

give us the money

[atomic epoch]

[gleaming ether]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-21036569

[dusty kernel]

i'm literally sitting here, playing on my guitar and wonder what to do with my life today and have absolutely no idea lol

partially because all of my friends are either asleep or just simply gone somewhere

[cinder wedge]

sneakily follow them

[cinder wedge]

cute kitty

[gleaming ether]

cute kitty

[austere breach]

cute kitty

[gleaming ether]

based as well

[cinder wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1063635371080040511.webp

[rotund gyro]

HELLO AND GOOD MORNING

[dusty kernel]

MORNING

[lapis falcon]

Just realized, is this emote because of some of the developers working on Mirrors Edge?

[cinder wedge]

well some of them did

[thin path]

I am now unable to sleep because I took a total of 6 hours of naps last night at work

[languid blaze]

My job just fired everyone on night shift but me

[thin path]

Lmfao why

[languid blaze]

They were dead ass family members and two people started dating then the whole store found out the manager was dead ass the mom

It was wild I actually liked that manager too

[thin path]

Wait family members were dating?

[languid blaze]

No so the daughter dated a guy who was working there which they really recommend against

[thin path]

Oh. Yeah that’s usually a no-go

[languid blaze]

Then the mom was the manager and no one knew till the other two just like walked out and dropped the ball because they were told one just has to transfer

Now I got three doubles between two jobs and one of them Is soloing a gas station

In Florida

[thin path]

Gaht damn

[languid blaze]

Been sick the past three days it was my fucking bday when they told me

[formal geyser]

There’s a distracting background noise on the cat video, it’s like another game being played silently in the background, csgoCatEdit for life

[normal gyro]

It’s the cringe valorant girl

[spice hedge]

G’day folks

[austere breach]

G'day

[winter socket]

hi!

[austere breach]

Gday

[languid blaze]

Gday mate

[rotund gyro]

Bonjour

[dawn bay]

i would like to announce that cats are indeed not real

[gleaming ether]

why are you spreading misinformation

[dawn bay]

i would never

[gleaming ether]

right

[normal gyro]

that explains this incident, she saw a cat

[dawn bay]

true

[untold grove]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-i-knew-it-chandler-gif-15801472

[gleaming ether]

Cats are in fact, real.

[rotund gyro]

haha you are funny tost

[uneven prism]

Maybe

[gleaming ether]

I'm serious.

[untold grove]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-elf-buddy-the-elf-throne-of-lies-christmas-gif-3580667

[nocturne tundra]

i sometimes see some

[gleaming ether]

yes, you are not crazy.

[nocturne tundra]

[rotund gyro]

one more week, just one more week....

[lapis falcon]

One more week till…?

[rotund gyro]

vacation

[late prawn]

Mine ends today

Ready to get back into action.

[lapis falcon]

Ooo cool man! Whatcha got planned? Just some time off to lounge around the house or heading someplace else?

[rotund gyro]

I was supposed to go to France but...... yeah

[lapis falcon]

That’s nice man, it’s always nice knowing that your time off was long enough to recharge.

[lapis falcon]

But? Riots?

[rotund gyro]

yeah, whole country is turned upside down. it's not safe in most areas

[sharp phoenix]

oh, yeah, I would stay away from France

[lapis falcon]

Oh god really? I didn’t realize it had gotten that bad. The last I heard was the shooting of the underaged kid from the police.

[rotund gyro]

that's what caused all of it

[late prawn]

I spent most of my vacation in bed/couch. Got lumbago on day 1 of my time off xD Means I didn't do much, but it did force me to rest more than usual so I am excited to get back to it now!

[lapis falcon]

Sometimes those are the best vacations

I took a week off a couple months ago and it was one of the best things I have done for my mental health in a while.

[lapis falcon]

Well, whatcha thinking instead then?

[rotund gyro]

no idea honestly, might just go the much needed rest route and do nothing

[sharp phoenix]

the best route

especially considering you just said "much needed"

[lapis falcon]

How long you got off Yasine?

[rotund gyro]

3 work-weeks, saved 2 work weeks for christmas vacations

[lapis falcon]

holy crap

I get three work weeks in total off and I consider that to be a lot

Imagine being in the US

[rotund gyro]

yeah we get 5 work weeks (25 work days) which up to 5 of those days can be saved for next year if anyone wants to

i saved 2 from prior year to use for an event i went to

[lapis falcon]

That’s really nice man! You got any ideas of what you might want to do with your time off then?

That’s quite a bit of time to relax around the house

Also @sharp phoenix, release the next beta in 23 days.

[rotund gyro]

no idea, but I do things spontaniously more than planning ahead so we'll see how things go

[sharp phoenix]

[lapis falcon]

It’ll be the day Yasine goes back into office

[rotund gyro]

i mean please do, i have to focus on getting a java certificate during my vacation anyway

[lapis falcon]

oof

[sharp phoenix]

Java

[lapis falcon]

Is work paying for it or is it out of pocket?

[rotund gyro]

out of pocket

[rotund gyro]

it's a good language, stop hating

[nocturne tundra]

bruh

[gleaming ether]

[normal gyro]

the finals developers tho

god this is funny

[gleaming ether]

evil

[spice hedge]

Helping hand :>

[true trellis]

Good evening brothers. Have a blessed night. Thick ladies please message me

[scarlet shale]

💀

[lapis falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/475774960229679112/1130355440513974313/image.png

[austere breach]

Rip

[full mauve]

same

[feral ice]

When you and one other colleague are the only ones at work in the department due to summer vacation

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-26388528

[rotund gyro]

When you got no rizz

Also HELLO AND GOOD MORNING

Except for @gleaming ether because he thinks c# is good

[feral ice]

what a noob, we all know the only real worthwhile language is java

[gleaming ether]

[sand crown]

C# > Java

[sand crown]

C# is the best

[rotund gyro]

C# is platform exclusive to windows, no thank you

[sand crown]

windows's the best

[lapis falcon]

C > C#

[gleaming ether]

C > C# = Db

C > C# = Db > D# = Eb

[sand crown]

now it's music lol

Rust is true gigachad

[gleaming ether]

🎼

[sand crown]

but father of all gigachad and tru Chad is ASSEMBLER

[gleaming ether]

[nocturne tundra]

I had C and C# in uni, therefore it's the coolest

[gleaming ether]

noobs use assembler
real pros directly write the binaries

010011010110101 🤖

[sand crown]

on paper

compile everything in their brains

[gleaming ether]

and then blurt out the responses 🗣️

[sand crown]

now let's talk about art, and true gigachad is streaming right now: https://www.twitch.tv/bobross

[rotund gyro]

OH MY GOD HE IS BACK!!!!

[austere breach]

Ba dum ching

[trim wind]

I can’t support the current owners of it 😦 it pains me but its against my norms and values

[cinder wedge]

real

[sand crown]

oh i’m unaware of owners, sorry

[trim wind]

There is a documentary about it 😉

[sand crown]

gotta watch it

you intrigued me ngl

[trim wind]

I think it was the theft of the century haha

[sand crown]

now even more

but i always disapproved people who trying to get rich on someone’s legacy

[normal gyro]

bingo

[trim wind]

bingo? 😮

[normal gyro]

bingo

[rotund gyro]

bingo

[nocturne tundra]

omg i just remembered that I wanted to make a video of the typewriter for u guys

[normal gyro]

bro nate got his entire bloodline here

hes getting closer every second

[austere breach]

The nates are coming

[quiet shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2evD8Jn30pQ

[lapis falcon]

This is my cat with the foxes that live in our backyard

She’ll swipe at the window like she could take three foxes on her own without any front claws

And the foxes just don’t give her any mind it’s hilarious

[unborn junco]

@sharp phoenix

Wahts that

Why cant i send that

[lapis falcon]

Must be a banned phrase

[unborn junco]

Hmmm

[feral ice]

The word for the thing that goes in a doorhole is banned

[gleaming ether]

yes this server is battle-scarred

[lapis falcon]

I wonder how many banned phrases there are

and if we can make that list bigger

[gleaming ether]

there is also another list

of banned users I guess

[lapis falcon]

and if we can make that list bigger

[gleaming ether]

of banned users I guess

[sharp phoenix]

[lapis falcon]

[normal gyro]

📝

don’t you say it toat

[unborn junco]

Hot

[normal gyro]

not a sushi fan but this seems fire

[lapis falcon]

Hey is anyone on their PC?

[bleak turret]

Yes I'm on Kyne's PC

[lapis falcon]

Can you right click this image and download it and send it to me? I want to cut it out and make a higher quality version but I’m not on my work pc at the moment so I can’t access discord on it.

[lapis falcon]

Thank you!

[gleaming ether]

[lapis falcon]

[lapis falcon]

Ehh I should’ve blurred the edges

Did you get the G303?

[lapis falcon]

It looks okay in emote form though

[dawn bay]

im in food coma, send help

[lapis falcon]

Send food

I absolutely love the G303. But, I play claw primarily so it fits incredibly snug in my hand.

I’ve heard a lot of people say if you’re more of a finger tip mice gamer, you won’t like it at all

But for me it’s a mouse I’d buy over and over again. I use it for work as well and my hand is never tired or cramps.