🥚┇off-topic

[sharp phoenix]

Water

[austere crag]

iOS is really good at checking HWID for every component

[trim wind]

Oh no.. the fire nation attacked

[sharp phoenix]

not again , we need to find the avatar to help us

[austere crag]

Fortunately apple never managed to make glass have its own ID

[trim wind]

Oh no.. he’s frozen in a pint of Ben and Jerry’s!

[sharp phoenix]

oh no, we're gonna have to eat our way to him, what a shame grabs spoon

[austere crag]

Unpopular opinion: ben and jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is mid

[sharp phoenix]

I like a good cookie dough B&J however Phish Food is the best

[austere crag]

It just tastes like vanilla with cookie dough inside

I once picked up a pint of the netflix and chill’d flavour (i think that’s what it’s called) and it was pretty good

The combination of fudge with peanuts is weird

[sharp phoenix]

Peanuts

[austere crag]

I like deez nuts, they’re delectable

But i will absolutely stop and stare at you if you start eating peanut butter with a spoon

[normal gyro]

peanut butter is made for strawberry jam sandwiches

I refuse any other use

[austere crag]

Or baking

I enjoy a good peanut butter cookie

Preferably one that’s so stupidly easy to make that even my incompetent ass can do it

[normal gyro]

also chocolate peanut butter bars are cool

[soft crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/reeses-pieces-candy-bar-cup-reeses-cup-gif-15792650

[normal gyro]

[austere crag]

(EPILEPSY WARNING)

https://www.reddit.com/r/feedthebeast/comments/13ktakf/why_is_this_happening_when_i_move/

This is a certified BetterFPS w/ Optifine conflict classic

[rotund gyro]

this made me laugh longer than it should have

[normal gyro]

it’s always the stretched cat memes

[rotund gyro]

i mean if i read a name that probably doesn't make sense, I try to read it backwards as a way to see if that's the case

[sharp phoenix]

Aha, fair

[soft crystal]

Is it actually a rare thing to notice that Jekul is just Luke J backwards?

[sharp phoenix]

It takes a while before people notice usually, most the time people are like "you spelt Jekyll wrong"

[austere crag]

What’s with silly cat compilations featuring random counter-strike gameplay

[normal gyro]

why not

[austere crag]

Time to get back home, hop on bo3 and install far(t) cry 6 in the background

I bought far(t) cry 6 gold edition for $18 on epic

I’ll be honest: I almost bought deluxe edition thinking I’d get the season pass, I hate when games get 50 special editions to the point where the developers have to make a chart that details the contents of each one

[weary ivy]

cry farts

[violet horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-kitty-baby-cat-cat-stare-kitten-cute-gif-23472345

[soft crystal]

Well I didn't have a damn clue the name Jekyll exists so

[austere crag]

i just got the rare discord splash but my PC is too fast so i didn't get a screenshot

[austere crag]

[normal gyro]

veiled experts is way better than the beta wow

highly recommend trying

[hidden pasture]

Basically #🥚┇off-topic

[austere crag]

hoarding addiction

out of all of these games i've launched about 7

[normal gyro]

hunting free stuff on epic games be like

[weary ivy]

Yooo same

Like 200 games on steam I've probably played 20 of them for more than an hour

[austere crag]

wow

i downloaded the game just to update it

[weary ivy]

what game

[austere crag]

this one

it's possible that EGS only downloads the base game

oh, i get to add FC3 : Blood Dragon to my account

i guess i'll take it

Blood Dragon is better than FC6

[sharp phoenix]

Blood dragon slapped

[austere crag]

tbf I also liked New Dawn more than FC5 lol

the only spinoff that kinda sucked was primal

but that's debatable, i've heard that some people really enjoyed primal and that's fine

[wicked fable]

I played a bit of 6

was boring

[austere crag]

i picked it up because of the absurd sale on

I would've liked 6 more if it had a actual skill tree

why are you like this

Hiding skills behind outfits, and having ultimates tied to weird looking backpacks is a bit odd

[weary ivy]

I want to play new dawn

I played a bit of fc4 but nothing else

[austere crag]

Unironically if you want a good Far Cry 6 experience play Homefront Revolution

It has a more guerilla feeling than FC6 ever had lol

[wicked fable]

also it's so big

[fickle badge]

am experiencing the bored again

[molten spade]

@fickle badge bo3 custom zombies?

[fickle badge]

sure. let me finish this match and eat tho

[molten spade]

w

[hard plank]

You gonna eat the zombies?

[fickle badge]

of course

[molten spade]

Yuppperss! We have a map that contains deers devouring zombie souls

[hard plank]

[hard plank]

That's amazing.

[molten spade]

very hehe

[violet horizon]

where's santa?

[nocturne tundra]

Hidden

Waiting for a good opportunity to strike

ayo no more timer for chatting?

[austere crag]

nope

it's still here

[molten spade]

jag killed him

[violet horizon]

[nocturne tundra]

Hmmmm weird

[fickle badge]

no more christmas for u kunai

[gusty pumice]

also you can get both mirrors edge games for 4 bucks

[normal gyro]

every EA game is on sale except jedi survivor

[austere crag]

I have been enjoying Jedi Survivor

Minus the bit where I am bad at it

[normal gyro]

did the performance get any better

it was unplayable

[austere crag]

I guess? I have a pretty strong PC so it was always okay for me.

[topaz depot]

Jedi Survivor is one of those rare games where I can say if you liked the first you'll love the second cause it's just everything the first had but better

[normal gyro]

yeah way better than the first, but post launch issues (typical AAA game since 2020) really giving a bad time

[late prawn]

Oooh this gonna be good. Waiting for a concert to start. Candlelit renditions of Hans Zimmers music. I am excited.

[normal gyro]

Hans Zimmers

[topaz depot]

Oh man what a banger concert. I wonder if they will do any DUNE music with the crazy instruments.

[hard plank]

Do enjoy!

[austere crag]

am i doing this whole gaming monitor thing right

i overclocked my monitor to run at 75hz instead of 60

[trim wind]

Enjoyyy!

[sharp phoenix]

anything is better than 60hz

[austere crag]

daily reminder to make sure your using the manufacturer provided ICC for your monitor

almost forgot

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[nocturne tundra]

Cute cat

[trim wind]

this is true..

75 hz is already a pretty nice little difference

though when you pass 90.. it gets smooothhh

[rotund gyro]

fighting games are still capped at 60 fps so that's irrelevant for that genre

[trim wind]

hmm I mean.. I think it an also make it look smoother because less micro stutter?

[rotund gyro]

no it's because of the frame data

all the moves' properties are utilising the amount of frames down to the bone

[nocturne tundra]

Yeah but 75hz windows is still better than 60hz windows

[rotund gyro]

yes that goes without saying. but i main fighting games

[normal gyro]

Street fighter 6 supports 120

And basically any future major fighting title

[sharp phoenix]

whatcha upto @minor badger ?

[minor badger]

Just reading the chat 😆

[sharp phoenix]

taking those notes of how kind we are all in main chat?

[minor badger]

Indeed

[sharp phoenix]

how's your day been going anyway?

[minor badger]

It's been fine, I went earlier to get some pizza since my shift started a bit later than usual today

[sharp phoenix]

ah nice, not pineapple pizza, right?

[rotund gyro]

Read the description of that option

It says that only the open world thing is 120fps

The 99% of the game is capped at 60

[sharp phoenix]

Street fighter is open world? how does that work

[rotund gyro]

There’s an open world mode thing which contains a lot of arcade game stuff

You make your own character and whatnot

[minor badger]

Sadly, no, got pepperoni and cheese

[rotund gyro]

sadly yes

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-i-like-it-like-gif-8062217

that gif turned out a lot weirder than I had in mind

[normal gyro]

oh yea shit just noticed

[sharp phoenix]

I really want a pizza now but I've had way too much food

[minor badger]

Pizza doesn't go to your belly, it goes to your heart

[sharp phoenix]

good point, I might put some pizza in the oven

[rotund gyro]

that's very unhealthy for the heart. please consult a doctor to check up if your pizza does not go to your stomach

[bright cloud]

lol

[sour plank]

I do have to announce I just ate pineapple pizza

https://tenor.com/view/thats-pretty-much-it-dustin-henderson-gaten-matarazzo-stranger-things-thats-everything-gif-25960322

[minor badger]

And you did well

[sharp phoenix]

I am becoming more acceptable to pineapple pizza

Quick rant time, what kind of company decides to move my 12pm-3pm timeslot for an engineer to fix something to 7am-9am without asking me if that is ok I now have to wake up at 6am on a weekend

[wicked fable]

oof

[violet horizon]

Was it good? Ofc it was

[topaz depot]

I just picked up a bacon, onion, pineapple and I have never been more excited in my life

[sharp phoenix]

good night everyone

[minor badger]

Gn luke! ❤️

[violet horizon]

Gngn

[fickle badge]

gn luke

[waxen tree]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fire-celebration-gif-20366759

[agile shoal]

Gn

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[gleaming ether]

G'Morning Mister

[sharp phoenix]

Hello there toast

[ornate maple]

Don't attack Kiwi, no matter how much he deserves it

[nocturne tundra]

not even a little attacc?

[molten spade]

evidence were allowed to bully nate

[cinder wedge]

damn can't even super twerk it

[molten spade]

tru tru @sharp phoenix remove the last one pls

[sharp phoenix]

there you go

[molten spade]

hugeeee! tyy

[ornate maple]

[cinder wedge]

guys take off 2 reacts i wanna use both super twerks

[molten spade]

super react his latest message it would be funni

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-back-away-close-door-gif-15554720

[gleaming ether]

haha, get rekt

[ornate maple]

Sleepy day huh?

[normal gyro]

it’s always the Saturdays

for some reason it feels worse than any other day

[ornate maple]

At this point, anyone who would normally be up is sleeping

[sharp phoenix]

[gleaming ether]

yeah, where is everyone?

[sharp phoenix]

the internet engineers never turned up, woke up at 7am for nothing

[ornate maple]

Well, at least you get a long day for that, huh?

I was waiting for a package when I realized it was only going to come on a BUSINESS day

[normal gyro]

Saturday is a business day here

But Friday isn’t

[ornate maple]

For real? Didn't know that's the case some places

[normal gyro]

yeah that’s how the entire north african and middle eastern regions operate

Weekend is Thursday and Friday, week begins on Saturday

[gleaming ether]

TIL

[sharp phoenix]

[ornate maple]

trivia with omar

[normal gyro]

[nocturne tundra]

Saturday is a business day in Germany too

At least for some companies

mf Hermes and UPS won't deliver on a Saturday, only DHL

[ornate maple]

Yeah, I believe in Europe in general only Sunday is a hard no for many businesses, Saturdays are as normal for most

But of course all the crucial things like banks and offices only work smack in the middle of your work hours

[nocturne tundra]

Yeah Sunday only restaurants are open (and some entertainment stuff)

[nocturne tundra]

opening times 8-10 and 13-14:30, Mo+Thu

Like, bruh

[gleaming ether]

My grandpa used to be mad at us when I was playing football on Sundays with the neighbour's kid. "Sunday is chill day! 😠"

[nocturne tundra]

bruh

[gleaming ether]

to be fair we used to kick the ball against garage doors and stuff, it was pretty loud. so kinda annoying for my day-drinking grandpa (just german grandpa things) I guess
To be serious though: it was more of a cultural/religious thing; that you're not supposed to do work on Sundays and stuff

[sharp phoenix]

hey, your granpda stole my saying for whenever I'm asked to do stuff on a Sunday

[ornate maple]

Christians are pretty serious about this, but omg playing football isn't work

[nocturne tundra]

Yeah but being loud on a Sunday is super annoying

[gleaming ether]

Ikr, but you're also supposed to do no loud noises and that was the problem

[ornate maple]

But day-drinking is ok Grandpas

[nocturne tundra]

Well yeah, because that's quiet and doesn't bother anyone (unless you start a Wurfecke)

[ornate maple]

Damn, zees ist ein server full of tagentrinken

[gleaming ether]

Also smoking like a chimney

[ornate maple]

What kind of grandpa will this generation be

[gleaming ether]

[ornate maple]

"Can't play with you grandson, I'm stealing the cashout"

[sharp phoenix]

ahem English please

[gleaming ether]

"get rekt kid"
"back in my days we might have called this a
skill issue"

[sharp phoenix]

I would love to have a grandpa like this

[normal gyro]

Getting the level 30 beta rewards will always be a story to tell my entire future bloodline

[gleaming ether]

damn that was pretty close

also here 1 warning for deliberately not using english

[ornate maple]

I'd go to school if
This was the grades
This was the teacher
This was the uniform
This was the class pet
This was the subject

[gleaming ether]

LMFAO NATE

[ornate maple]

I'm using little German boy English

[sharp phoenix]

Same with getting to diamond

[normal gyro]

nah i only played one tourney with randoms and i hated my life after

[sharp phoenix]

join the club

apart from the one tourney bit

[normal gyro]

will happen

sincerely need humans to play the full release with

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[gleaming ether]

I played like 60% SoloQ and I didn't think it was too bad. Usual SoloQ experience, nothing special. But the leavers were annoying (especially when they left after we got team wiped once pretty early. That made me mad)

there were just too many

[sharp phoenix]

weeeee

[hidden pasture]

Today i had a dream about being green in THE FINALS discord server

I am not joking, the voices want me to send messages

[ornate maple]

How close are you?

[trim wind]

1200 messages off

[ornate maple]

Damn

[normal gyro]

kiss your dream goodbye magica

[cinder wedge]

hey
at least you didn't dream at about being red or pink ||i did||

[hidden pasture]

This made me laugh but i wont

[sharp phoenix]

braaap braap

[cinder wedge]

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kitty-cat-cute-adorable-gif-5551201

I want to become

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-monday-feeling-mornings-be-like-every-morning-exhausted-gif-4858489

[sharp phoenix]

that is soooo cute

[ornate maple]

I love when hamsters fall asleep and just fall over

[sharp phoenix]

internet people FINALLY turnt up even though they were supposed to be here between 7am-9am

[ornate maple]

Yay

Good internet for you!

[sharp phoenix]

and their response was basically just "yeah, we don't know"

[ornate maple]

Oh oof

Mmmm old wiring perhaps?

Different internet streams?

[sharp phoenix]

it's all new fibre cables and stuff

I'm the only person in my area who is with the company though which makes troubleshooting a load more harder when it's only me complaining

[ornate maple]

Damn... Imo they should try to replace everything on the house

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, I know for a fact that I'll just cancel this internet once the contract runs out though

[spiral phoenix]

bro's gonna cancel the internet on twitter 💀

KEKW

[sharp phoenix]

how else would I cancel? the whole world needs to hear about this company

[ornate maple]

Everyone download the Internet to your device so Luke can't cancel it

[trim wind]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-brown-good-grief-sighs-gif-10296718

[sharp phoenix]

BOYS DON'T USE THE INTERNET, IT'S BAD......go back to newspapers and everything

in all honesty though, as much as my ISP sucks, all the staff are actually super kind

[ornate maple]

Many such cases

[sharp phoenix]

what you up to Nateo?

[ornate maple]

This

Truth be told just had lunch

How about you?

[sharp phoenix]

slow day for you then

[ornate maple]

Yeah, Saturdays

[sharp phoenix]

staring at my steam library while trying to decide if I can be arsed to play anything

[nocturne tundra]

Play factorio

[cinder wedge]

what did u eat for lunch

[ornate maple]

Lettuce

For real, salad with chicken

[ornate maple]

My ever-growing list of games to play also asks me why I work instead of playing it

[sharp phoenix]

nothing is stopping you from playing like an RTS while working

[ornate maple]

I'll open idle games sometimes, but most slow days I pick at other work

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, fair enough

[ornate maple]

Yknow, the kind of idle games that stack up money when you leave them open

[sharp phoenix]

cookie clicker 👀

[ornate maple]

I don't play that, but I heard it's fun I think

[nocturne tundra]

Play cats&soup instead of cookie clicker

Same concept but it has cute cats :)

[ornate maple]

📝

[cinder wedge]

i love incremental games

number go big

[ornate maple]

Way too addicting though

[sharp phoenix]

just did a nice rowing workout, I forgot how much I sweat

[ornate maple]

Ah yes, summer soon, love a time when taking a single step means turning into a puddle of sweat

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, doesn't help my room is a south facing room which means it has the sun beaming through most the day

combined with a PC and other tech just constantly on, it becomes a sauna during summer

[ornate maple]

I feel your pain, that was my previous place

Laptops are pretty much radiators too

[sharp phoenix]

I should really buy one of those portable ACs

[ornate maple]

I've tried a bunch, and a bladeless fan was probably the best for me

[austere crag]

i really want a dyson hot+cool but they are really damn expensive

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, my old office used to have a few of them, they were like £300 each 👀

[austere crag]

i go to used market

[full mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-shop-of-daily-shop-gif-22756254

live footage of where notcraft is going

[austere crag]

you're not shopping if you don't check what sh*t people want to just get rid of

[spiral phoenix]

[spiral phoenix]

;-;

[austere crag]

what the hell happened to my web browser

[nimble locust]

chrome

[dusty kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/waking-up-anger-the-undertaker-wwe-gif-15072678

what did i miss

[austere crag]

wdym

what's the problem with chrome

[normal gyro]

all the hatred aside, i used firefox, opera gx, edge, brave and chrome and can confirm that chrome and edge are the 2 most convenient ones to use, just use an ad blocker and raise the privacy settings for better protection and you will be all set

opera gx is good too but so much bloatware and looks too "gamer boy" style

firefox is something between edge and chrome but i find it rather slow compared to them and quite buggy

[nimble locust]

Edge and Opera One is my way to go

and for mac, only safari

[austere crag]

what's an opera one

i remember opera neon

that's the only browser from them i used

[nimble locust]

https://www.opera.com/one

Opera neon failed

[austere crag]

@ornate maple help

[normal gyro]

nate is hibernating

kiwii here

[nimble locust]

go away spammers

[austere crag]

i wonder how fast will this one fail as well

looks like an off-brand arc

[nimble locust]

its good

I've been searching for browsers that convinced me and found about One

[austere crag]

i just installed it and this happened

off to a good start

[cinder wedge]

integrated chatgpt sounds gimmicky

[austere crag]

yes it does

[cinder wedge]

@sour plank

[normal gyro]

always when he ain’t here

[trim wind]

@solemn dawn

pfew

I'm sure nothing bad happened..

[normal gyro]

I don’t think anyone would click them tbh

[trim wind]

true

but still who knows...

[normal gyro]

anything with "free nitro" is too dumb to click

[normal gyro]

i guess we will know in a minute

[cinder wedge]

Your ass or the rat's

[trim wind]

a rat?

[austere crag]

[cinder wedge]

Wait where'd they go

[trim wind]

its a bad idea period

[cinder wedge]

Damn I missed whatever it was

[solemn dawn]

wot

[nimble locust]

weird, but its not released yet, so i wouldn’t expect less

[normal gyro]

"- No change to France"

[violet horizon]

i was hoping for the 3rd one for so long... finally the devs listen

[sharp phoenix]

the 4th one just hurts

[unique knoll]

bro can we just get rid of the first one already? it's off meta and just not good

[normal gyro]

agreeable ngl

[fickle badge]

An update a couple weeks ago made it less likely to stub your toe tho. So this is just to balance

[normal gyro]

they decreased projetile area of the objects you can stub your toe into?

[trim wind]

Yeah also the hitboxes got reduced

[gleaming ether]

when does cat's breath get fixed

[sand crown]

just look at this beauty :3

[austere crag]

hell naw not the iphone camo grind

you need to charge your phone 17735 times to unlock this camo

[umbral turret]

Im down 😏

I love camo grinds

[gleaming ether]

G'Morning 🤠

[umbral turret]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-gif-23358366

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[void imp]

Blast me barnacles! 'Tis been a good long while since I've set me eyes upon this chat, even the scallywag who typed fer days has ceased his tappin'. Anyhow, does any o' ye scurvy dogs know the approximate release date of The Finals? Speak up, ye landlubbers!

[nocturne tundra]

no

[void imp]

Curse me bones! Not a whisper reached me ears 'bout the game since the playtest's end. Be Sledge still sailin' these waters, I wonder?

[sharp phoenix]

Sledge still sails these waters

[void imp]

Wanted to set sail on the R6 seas alongside him, but never embarked on that adventure together, arr!

[sharp phoenix]

@weary ivy get your act together and play some R6

[sharp phoenix]

Also, approx release date................this year

[void imp]

Arr, that be at least somethin' to be grateful for, me matey. And I be hopin' they set their sights on optimizin' or reworkin' Monaco, for it be a ship that be sailin' poorly, indeed.

[sharp phoenix]

one can hope

[austere crag]

What is going on with this map

[normal gyro]

new finals map leak

[austere crag]

no way

they added the whole entirety of canada to the finals

[normal gyro]

destruction gonna be wild 🔥🔥

[sharp phoenix]

Cashout is in Washington DC, vault is in Florida...good luck

[normal gyro]

gonna need some deployable ziplines for that

[bleak turret]

We have decided to remove Canada due to the amount of wild moose

[normal gyro]

but the maple syrup..

[bleak turret]

We have kept the maple syrup

[normal gyro]

[sharp phoenix]

oh, aint too bad then

[cinder wedge]

where the hell is hawaii in there

[austere crag]

Hawaii is now a solid state floating in the ocean off the coast of California

[austere crag]

florida is also covered with sentries in its entirety just like irl

[sharp phoenix]

my mouse broke

[normal gyro]

rip what was it

[cinder wedge]

how'd it break

[sharp phoenix]

Lamzu Atlantis, the side button is just stuck in and squishy as hell

[gleaming ether]

WD-40

jk

[cinder wedge]

slap it

[sharp phoenix]

no idea, was working fine yesterday then went to play tarkov and trying to change scope and it no worky

I think the actual button inside has broken off somehow

[normal gyro]

check with your warranty maybe?

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, it'll be in warranty, just need to live with side buttons which I need for tarkov kinda

[full mauve]

NOT THE CANADIANS WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU BEAU

[normal gyro]

https://twitter.com/battlebitgame/status/1659937021933002753?s=46&t=V3V-p7ZuEl4ECEkOTz3KQw

BattleBit Remastered (@BattleBitGame)

After a demanding 7-year marathon, and fine-tuning through 5 remakes, we're thrilled to announce that BattleBit Remastered is launching into Early Access in June 2023!

A Final 48-Hour Playtest will begin on June 9th. Stay tuned for more 👀

Wishlist: https://t.co/efirbmSwZZ

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No damn way

[full mauve]

:o

[rotund gyro]

G502x

[sharp phoenix]

nah, I'll be the xm2we next

[normal gyro]

g502x is unbreakable

[rotund gyro]

I will always be a g502x shill

[normal gyro]

g502x - g pro wireless- g303 wireless, the golden triad of mice

[nocturne tundra]

G402 tho 🤝

[rotund gyro]

That was my mouse before I got the g502

It was a champ for 8 years

[normal gyro]

yea the 502 took it even further

[nocturne tundra]

Yeah but the G502 is smaller than the G402, so it kinda sucks with big hands :(

[normal gyro]

if any 2 yolks need the nitro trial i can gift to 2 now (you must not already have nitro)

[rotund gyro]

Huh? It is?

[nocturne tundra]

ye

[rotund gyro]

I see I see

[nocturne tundra]

My roommate has the G502 and i have the G402, 402 is def bigger (and heavier)

[normal gyro]

the 502 is already big and heavy enough tho

[weary ivy]

I haven't played seriously in like 4 months

Too much school

[sharp phoenix]

hey Sledge

[weary ivy]

But its over next Friday so

[rotund gyro]

you were wrong. the g502x is 20g heavier at default weight

and the 402 is only bigger in length

[nocturne tundra]

Is the G502x a special version?

[rotund gyro]

no it's the latest one

[nocturne tundra]

odd

[rotund gyro]

but you can make the 502 lighter by removing the default weight of course. it's detachable

[normal gyro]

i think mw2 shadowbanned me for being too good

[sharp phoenix]

why you think that?

[normal gyro]

when you can’t find lobbies, and the only ones you can find are 300+ ping you are definitely shadowbanned in this game

[ornate fossil]

Common mw2 L

[normal gyro]

their damn stupid report system man

you can spam report innocent people and get the auto shadowban threshold

[ornate fossil]

One of the dumbest systems i‘ve ever heard of

[sharp phoenix]

sounds like most reporting systems tbf

[ornate fossil]

Sounds like most reporting systems are pretty awful

[bright cloud]

they most certainly are

[nimble locust]

and back to have no browsers to use opera sucking with sync server

[normal gyro]

Csgo major finals is too damn good now

[sharp phoenix]

Vitality ftw

[gleaming ether]

[sharp phoenix]

gg Vitality

still wish Heroic was in the finals though

[normal gyro]

did you just say

THE FINALS

yea vitality absolutely deserved it great W tho

[bright cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830578545246213/1109489383725342900/ezgif.com-optimize.gif

😦

[normal gyro]

embed fail

cs2 release date will be announced any moment now

[sharp phoenix]

that trophy though is just underwhelming

[normal gyro]

yea pretty disappointing trophy

looks like a very average 3d printed toy

[sharp phoenix]

yeahhh, it's just cheap

[nimble locust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-vnl-volleyball-siatkowka-siatkarski-gif-gif-22131697

[sand crown]

i guess no

[normal gyro]

gabel is supposed to be on this major since it’s the last one

[sharp phoenix]

arena is completely empty, no Gaben 😦

[normal gyro]

he has to get on there it's the last one

[sand crown]

well he won't

[ornate fossil]

Gabel?

A fork?

[normal gyro]

[sharp phoenix]

Disappointing

[gleaming ether]

[trim wind]

it looks like they're holding that kitten too tight

[normal gyro]

90% milk 10% fur no meat

[kindred thunder]

why eggs?

[cinder wedge]

because mascot

[sharp phoenix]

and eggs are awesome

[fickle badge]

Wake up chat

[sharp phoenix]

chat be sleeping

[fickle badge]

Indeed. But sleep means no xp

[nimble locust]

but there's nothing more to chat about

[fickle badge]

[weary ivy]

i give veiled experts 4/10

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, comp 3rd person doesn't really work that well

[fluid vessel]

ARC Raiders trembling rn

[weary ivy]

and shitty community

and weird ass controls

[sharp phoenix]

yeah but veiled experts is more like CSGO

[weary ivy]

it reminded me of metal gear solid for some reason

i did like that the map was small and the field didnt move a ton, i was expecting it to be a battle royale

[sharp phoenix]

I just hate the fact that if you're trying to defend or something, they can just wait by the door and use their 3rd person cam to spot where you are

[weary ivy]

yea exactly 1st person is basically useless unless you want better aim but even then the recoil seems higher when youre in 1st person

[sharp phoenix]

some people seem to like it though however I would never play it to actually try and be competitive

I'm gonna head to bed, goodnight peeps

[violet horizon]

[gleaming ether]

GMorning 🤠 partners

[coarse sleet]

good evening

[violet horizon]

good afternoon

[waxen tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sword-art-online-kirito-asuna-anime-yawning-gif-5349068

[nocturne tundra]

Wake up Xvirus

[nocturne tundra]

Damn he really ain't waking up

[trim wind]

Eeeewww the new discord update on mobile is gross

They added the folders, ok thats fine.. but then they added the last message of each chat.. and it just looks messy

[nocturne tundra]

huh
Server folders have been on mobile for ages?

[trim wind]

No not like this

[nocturne tundra]

Are you using the beta layout?

[trim wind]

Yeah

This is how they look and if you click them they don’t fold out but give you a prompt to pick one

[trim wind]

Anyway.. moving on..

Its… CAFECITO TIME

@hoary eagle Bear-kenstocks

[hoary eagle]

Cuuuuute haha

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[trim wind]

Morning!

[rotund gyro]

HELLO

AND GOOD MORNING

[hoary eagle]

ma' man, how ya doin?

[nocturne tundra]

hi yasine

[rotund gyro]

We doing good. Starting the week with working from home

Also going back to the gym today

[austere crag]

Devious drip 🔥

[hoary eagle]

Ohhh NICE

[austere crag]

I am in genuine disbelief. They put DOOM on a teletext receiver

[nocturne tundra]

"teletext Receiver" aka...a TV?

[normal gyro]

I guess tvs are too ancient now

[cinder wedge]

Well it is ancient

[sharp phoenix]

They added all the Harry potter's to Netflix

[normal gyro]

all homies hate netflix

[sharp phoenix]

All homies use my Netflix

[spiral phoenix]

im not a homie

[cinder wedge]

yeah Netflix won't like that

[sharp phoenix]

👀

[spiral phoenix]

bc i dont use netflix

[sharp phoenix]

It's quite bad nowadays to be fair

[trim wind]

@weary ivy Hey Florida man.. when are you back to talking?

[weary ivy]

no clue lol

I talk occasionally

But I only talk 24/7 during beta or playtest

[sharp phoenix]

Or release 😉

[weary ivy]

lol I'll try

A month into release and I'll have severe sleep deprivation

I need a reminder to make the montage soon

I keep forgetting to do it

[sharp phoenix]

Don't forget to make the sledgehammer montage

[weary ivy]

I don't even know if I recorded enough sledgehammer kills lol

I could always mix in some good ol sword and knife action

[weary ivy]

thank you

[sharp phoenix]

Always happy to help

[spiral phoenix]

whaaa u back??????

thought u got banned lmaoo

[weary ivy]

lol I was never banned

[trim wind]

Yes, yea you do!

Florida man takes out Eurasia

[weary ivy]

lmao

[trim wind]

“Florida Man Blows up Cathedral and Hospital for Fun”

[rotund gyro]

my headset broke

[sharp phoenix]

Oh nooo

What one was it ?

[rotund gyro]

gsp600

[cinder wedge]

Time to buy a new one

[normal gyro]

why so many yolks peripherals breaking this week

[sharp phoenix]

Gamer things

Gotta "break" stuff to get good stuff for the finals

[normal gyro]

got a k70 drip for the finals

[trim wind]

My Astros are fine

Let’s hope that doesn’t change.. already got enough expenses

[normal gyro]

I have had the g pro x headset for quite some time

[sharp phoenix]

Got my new mouse turning up tomorrow and then I can take apart my lamzu and fix the current issue

[trim wind]

Its double cafecito day

[sharp phoenix]

Man needs the coffee

[normal gyro]

I think the last time i had coffee was a year ago

[spiral phoenix]

ohh

[trim wind]

Sharp banned? Nah bruh

Not all your discord server’s members are “convicts” from this server haha

[spiral phoenix]

i thought he said he was thooo

oh well

[normal gyro]

people were streaming the new guardians of the galaxy movie in bo3 zombies theatre map

[trim wind]

Smart people do smart things

Honestly as much as I want to condemn it… I’m amazed they managed seeing how damn long the movie is

@hoary eagle why did you recommend me all these coffee places QQ I am struggling not wanting a kardemumma rn

Or a proper mandelbulle (or kanelbullar)

[rotund gyro]

mandelbulle*

[trim wind]

Thanks.. 🇸🇪

[normal gyro]

https://twitter.com/bfbulletin/status/1660616838357700609?s=46&t=V3V-p7ZuEl4ECEkOTz3KQw

Battlefield Bulletin (@BFBulletin)

#InsideBattlefield EP 12 🎙️
#Battlefield2042 Season 5 - Reworking vehicle loadouts 🚁

🔹 DICE is restructuring the loadouts for all vehicles
🔹 They will both remove and add more weapons to each available loadout
🔹 Explosives will no longer be an option for all vehicles

Twitter · May 22, 2023, 12:01 PM

the thread too

[austere crag]

Please if they remove the 50mm from the LATV I'm gonna cry

[trim wind]

Ok that looks hot

[normal gyro]

yes

[austere crag]

[trim wind]

Probably nothing like it ingane but

[normal gyro]

thank god less explosive spam

[austere crag]

LATV recon friendship ended

[trim wind]

Isnt that good?

[austere crag]

Yes lol

[trim wind]

Might actually buy it now

[normal gyro]

people at 600 meters at the edge of the map spamming she shit out of us

[austere crag]

I liked hiding in the objective with one because it's small and people don't notice

I got 70 kills one game with the LATV with the 50mm cannon

[normal gyro]

on ea play if you have game pass and it’s on a very good sale if you don’t

[trim wind]

I just.. don’t like most maps

[normal gyro]

they all got reworked

[trim wind]

Hmmm

[nocturne tundra]

They still kinda suck

[normal gyro]

in my opinion i like most of them

[nocturne tundra]

And the sand map still needs a rework

[austere crag]

It's getting a rework in Season... 4? 5?

[normal gyro]

yes thats hourglass, rework comijg in season 5

[nocturne tundra]

bruh

[austere crag]

I mean the game is getting dropped the moment Season 5 ends but we can pray

[normal gyro]

Season 4 ends in 10 days kyne

[nocturne tundra]

Only took them what, 2 years?

[austere crag]

Damnit I need to go grind the battlepass

[normal gyro]

We all know they are late but honestly the circumstances dice faced were too harsh

[austere crag]

I'm at tier 89 or something I might just spend $11 to finish it if I run out of time

lol

[normal gyro]

i played one game yesterday and got like 6 tiers

[nocturne tundra]

...which would be?

[normal gyro]

it goes all the way back to 2018 I suggest watching tom henderson’s vid

ea did them really bad

[nocturne tundra]

yeah but "EA was big mean" didn't stop them from charging 70 bucks for a game which...sucked

[normal gyro]

still thats ea that charges the money not dice

it’s now 30$ i think

[austere crag]

Lets not have a talk about this

[nocturne tundra]

I can be angy at DICE and EA, no problem

[normal gyro]

well overall with season 5 the game is getting a lot of good content

[nocturne tundra]

I've seen it on sale for 10 lol

[normal gyro]

highly recommend getting it now

[nocturne tundra]

oh i have it

I still play

[trim wind]

So you’re saying.. wait for battlefield heroes 2 to get announced?

[nocturne tundra]

It's a hate love relationship

[austere crag]

tbf

[trim wind]

Lets be honest.. we all want it

[austere crag]

I found 2042 to be more fun than any game since BF4

[normal gyro]

agreeable but not bf1

this was gold

[nocturne tundra]

I'm still mad they removed the hovercrafts ability to drive up the buildings because that was funny as fuck

[normal gyro]

V was my least favorite

[trim wind]

If EA/Dice doesn’t come up with a new BFH, we should get Embark to make a spin-off

[austere crag]

BF4 is still probably the best overall, I enjoy the presentation, new gameplay mechanics, and map design from BF1, and I think BFV is the best gunplay and movement wise.

[normal gyro]

ignoring the horrible launch of bf4 but i do agree it’s the best battlefield

[trim wind]

Fightmeadow Good People

[sharp phoenix]

I still play BF4 at times, shame that most servers are just filled with headless clients though to make the server seem full

[weary ivy]

yea BF4 is fun, BFV reminds me of battlefront 2 with the winter maps lol

I got 1, V and 4 for 10$

[sharp phoenix]

Good deal

[weary ivy]

I know, right

There's another decent one on steam right now, MK11 + Injustice 2 for 10$

Not as good but still not half bad

[cinder wedge]

I miss THE FINALS

[sharp phoenix]

Samesies

[fluid vessel]

off topic chat please

[cinder wedge]

I will miss THE FINALS when I want and where I want smh

[normal gyro]

i see you have an entire coffee lore

opinions pn the steelseries arctis 5 yolks

[austere crag]

I cannot recommend it

[austere crag]

Decent headphones with half decent drivers

The little joint that holds the ears to the frame are made of plastic and will break lol

Not the best sounding all around tho

It was one of the better headphones I've had but it broke so no credit there

I switched to studio headphones and its the best decision to make

[normal gyro]

i do agree on this decision but their availability isn’t that great

[bleak turret]

Ever since I bought my first studio AKG back in 2019, never changed from using them.

[austere crag]

Where are you looking?

[austere crag]

Im still using my sennheisers since 2020

[bleak turret]

I've had to change my K52s because I've spent them

Using K92s now

[austere crag]

I used up my dt 990 pro’s before from 2017

[normal gyro]

Based on my location in Egypt studio headsets seem to barely exist, you have to buy them from Europe for double the price and lets not get started on what could happen to them in the shipping process

[austere crag]

Ah okay that makes more sense. Are there any retailers or shops you can look at?

[normal gyro]

Mostly virgin and radioshack if you know them

[austere crag]

Is radioshack alive in egypt???

[normal gyro]

They do have sennheisers here

[normal gyro]

Yes kinda

[austere crag]

[normal gyro]

I remember seeing the HD650 here somewhere i will try give it a look

also the dt990 but i have heard some very mixed opinions on them

[cinder wedge]

You sure it isn't hd560s

[trim wind]

I would hope people buy peripherals that last longer than 3 years regardless of price haha

[austere crag]

Hurr Durr 600s

[nocturne tundra]

Everyone i know who got them (or the 770) loves em

[normal gyro]

both available but the 650s seem a bit too expensive

[sharp phoenix]

I had a pair of 990s, I loved them

[cinder wedge]

Personally eyeing 900

[normal gyro]

don’t say these broke too

[sharp phoenix]

They did

I'm very good at breaking things

[normal gyro]

[sharp phoenix]

To be fair, the break on them ones were just the plastic holder thing which holds the ear part to the headband

[normal gyro]

I had a pair of cloud stingers from 2017 to 2022

[sharp phoenix]

Which I just 3d printed a new one of as there was already a model on thingyverse

[normal gyro]

then got the g pro x from 2022 till now

[normal gyro]

Oh yea these can easily break

[austere crag]

Made by sen

[austere crag]

You can make a pin connected receiver for them atleast

[hoary eagle]

pain.

[rotund gyro]

Yeah, soon in a few minutes

[bleak turret]

@austere crag

[austere crag]

@bleak turret

[bleak turret]

[austere crag]

Oh god

[bleak turret]

(I love you for helping us Luke)

[normal gyro]

PTSD trigger warning

[trim wind]

haha wth does it say today AND tomorrow!?

[sharp phoenix]

because I spam it over and over

[trim wind]

ohhh

wait how does one do the customize community again?

[austere crag]

id:customize #customize

[trim wind]

oh.. cool 😄

I dunno why I was trying to think so complicated haha

[violet horizon]

[austere crag]

I forget I have the power to influence the world around me in negative ways

[rotund gyro]

Ok so hear me out

That is all, thanks for hearing me out

[gleaming ether]

can you repeat that again
👴 🦻

[rotund gyro]

Sorry bro it was a one time thing

[gleaming ether]

damn. I hope it doesn't explode

or self-destruct as the s would call it

[hard plank]

[gleaming ether]

lmao

[normal gyro]

me and the voices on a calm friday night at 3am since the finals beta ended

https://twitter.com/app_settings/status/1660585598128893952?s=46&t=V3V-p7ZuEl4ECEkOTz3KQw

System Settings (@app_settings)

this youtube employee accidentally exposed themselves using a youtube ad blocker!

Likes

3960

Retweets

176

Twitter · May 22, 2023, 9:57 AM

[rotund gyro]

@austere crag do you have the link to the embark google drive with all the assets?

[bleak turret]

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oBLWvBquqBdEwiQVQTi2WhLU0_B3lp_2

[austere crag]

[rotund gyro]

much appreciated bwater

[austere crag]

man is out kyning me

[rotund gyro]

hey man, first come first serve

[austere crag]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy

[austere crag]

no more cod bo3

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[normal gyro]

all my homies hate activision

[austere crag]

by the way

this means no AW, no IW, no Ghosts, no IW4x (mw2 2009) and no BOIII (BO3)

https://twitter.com/PlutoniumMod/status/1658796176483708929?s=20

Plutonium Project (@PlutoniumMod)

To clarify: Plutonium is OK currently But...

Likes

852

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 17, 2023, 11:26 AM

last one standing

i feel bad for 3arc

Activision uses them to mop their floors

forced to lie about no BO4 campaign, forced to make BO:CW in literally just 1 year, forced to switch to IWx, forced to make MWII ranked play

[fickle badge]

i feel bad for the companies activision bought. being shut down and forced to work on cod

[austere crag]

Feeks weird looking at old photos of industrial projects

This was in 1927

[soft crystal]

recently wandered around in google maps street view of the oldest possible time available

weird experience for sure

[austere crag]

.... 2007?

[soft crystal]

I blind searched new york hoping for the earliest date, it was 2009, but my hometown was available from a 2011-12 pov and it was still hella interesting

[austere crag]

Why does the Ohio River not... actually flow into Ohio

[soft crystal]

according to Jag, Ohio does not exist, probably that's why

[austere crag]

My house is fun

[soft crystal]

mine is WIP lmao

you can see the builder guys doing stuff there

[austere crag]

truck pov

I love how turning on 3d mode on google earth just pans around it lol

[soft crystal]

my street starts counting the plots at 12

google maps doesn't know an answer either

it just gives the same location from 1-12

[austere crag]

i give up

i've been warned 3 times now
fuck it
just ban me already

don't delay it, no reason to do so

[sharp phoenix]

ay ay ay, calm bud, I like you around

[bleak turret]

Please just simmer down and follow advice - Warnings are nothing but indications of what we do not want to see in our channels, so take it as something educational.

[sharp phoenix]

Also, don't try to purposefully get banned, you're green now and I like you here to chat to about random stuff, just keep to the rules and chill out

[nocturne tundra]

this sounds like a warning, warnception??

[bleak turret]

It is not and I mean it. We don't like issuing infractions to anyone either, but we do so for yolks to learn with their mistakes and stick around with us

[nocturne tundra]

I was trying to make a lighthearted joke

😩

[topaz depot]

Anyone else listen to that new Sleep Token Album, Take Me Back To Eden? This album goes so hard dude.

[normal gyro]

i wish i could play hyperscape one last time

[cinder wedge]

Same

[ornate fossil]

I don’t know how that’s possible but my old ipad 2nd gen from 2011 is somehow still working and is even able to load youtube. The home button is broken but everything else is not

[lament musk]

you could maybe make a panel for a homeautomation system out of it

not sure if ipads let you do that, older androids sure seem to work fine

[ornate fossil]

I want it to be another screen for my pc

Just looked up the version of the iOS (yes it’s still iOS and not iPadOS) and it’s 9.3.5 💀

I love this ipad

[lament musk]

i feel that kinda wastes the touch aspect!

[ornate fossil]

Nah i can sure find an app that can use that

[lament musk]

i have a dead cheap bad android tablet that i use as a panel for my homeassistant, good fun

it was so cheap that it was screwed together, so i can rip out the battery later as well :D

[ornate fossil]

Awww look at the old homescreen 🥺

[lament musk]

one of those risky amazon shopping things ,)

[ornate fossil]

But we don’t have such things. We don’t have a smart home

[lament musk]

about time then!

[ornate fossil]

I‘m glad it worked out for you

[ornate fossil]

I don’t think my mum wants a smart home

I‘m not in charge here

[lament musk]

so she doesnt want grafana graphs of the temperatures in your basement over the last years?

[ornate fossil]

We don’t have a basement

[lament musk]

some people are sooo opposed to progress xD

kitchen then!

[ornate fossil]

Its a big open room combined with the living room so the temperature is gonna be about the same in the whole flat

[lament musk]

thats what you think!

[ornate fossil]

Also i kinda don’t see why we would need that

[lament musk]

so you can add a sensor in every corner instead!

[ornate fossil]

I like smart stuff but in our case a smart home is kinda overkill, we only have about 100 square meters

And in my room i don’t even need a heater bcs my pc is already roasting me to death

[lament musk]

i used it to automate lights in storage rooms and hallways initially, then i tried to figure out when my heating went out to get a fair warning and it all escalated from there xD

now every single lamp in my house is remote controlled etc

[ornate fossil]

We already have lights that have motion detectors so i kinda don’t see the point. And i‘d rather spend my money otherwise instead of putting sensors everywhere. But if you like it, more power to you

[lament musk]

fair point, that gets the job done as well!

i think it is a bit of a runaway hobby at this point 😅

[ornate fossil]

I already have too many hobbies and am interested in too many things, one more hobby would make my problems even worse 🥲

[lament musk]

i feel seen xD

[ornate fossil]

I barely get school stuff done, i only go to the gym twice a week, only have time for fl studio every second day for maybe 2 hours, barely talk to my friends outside of school and play video games only for 1-2 hours a day 💀

Somehow i still get good grades and a 2,3 average

[lament musk]

i dont know what 2.3 means without country! but good for you!

[ornate fossil]

Oh yeah sorry, i live in Germany so 2,3 is a B

[lament musk]

aha!

abi 1.4 :D

[ornate fossil]

I know, I could do better like i used to in 6th grade but i don’t really feel the need until I‘m in the second half of the 11th grade

[ornate fossil]

Wow, that’s impressive

[topaz depot]

Home automation is a gateway drug

[lament musk]

naaaah, i dont know what you are talking about xD

[ornate fossil]

Tech in general can be a drug

Like game modding

[lament musk]

i played to my strenghts, math and physics LK, not sure how it is now, this was 90s.

[ornate fossil]

Oh god i have so many minecraft and cyberpunk mods, it’s not even funny anymore

[lament musk]

so whats your poison :D

[ornate fossil]

I wanna do the same, been thinking about maths LK, Bio LK and English LK but I don’t think this combi is allowed

Is maths LK a lot of algebra?

[lament musk]

i wouldnt know, but seems somewhat reasonable?

[topaz depot]

Living in a major city my own home stuff is usually relegated to locks and temp control. My hometown house though my dad loves home automation but isn't software tech savvy at all so I setup all his fun little Arduino cloud projects

[ornate fossil]

I doubt that you can pair two mint subjects but I‘m going to a mint ec certified school so this should be acceptable

[lament musk]

back in my days, when the wall came down, it was calculus and stochastics

[ornate fossil]

Ah i like calculus too

[lament musk]

lock control is scary, its where i draw the line, nothing will ever end up on the cloud and locks are off limits for me. even though it is suuuper convenient

[cinder wedge]

Me like math class

[ornate fossil]

Me too. We currently do quadratic formulas and it’s very fun

[lament musk]

i had 14 points, so 1.0 in the math part xD

[ornate fossil]

That’s impressive, you’re a smart guy

[topaz depot]

So many of the nicer apartments here are using the keyless fob entry with app control so I get no say 😦 but I always have my deadbolt pulled when I am not expecting guests lol. It has been nice the couple times I was expecting guests though and could just app them in. I agree the idea of it is scary though.

[lament musk]

i work at embark, i must be? xD

[ornate fossil]

Ah i forgot to say that i also learn languages as a hobby 😅

[ornate fossil]

Ah sorry my bad

[lament musk]

just joking tho .)

[ornate fossil]

Nah embark devs are my fav devs

[lament musk]

school math was pleasant for me

[cinder wedge]

School math ezpz

[ornate fossil]

Sometimes it’s so easy i stop listening and then i‘m a month behind and somehow catch up in 3 days 😅

[lament musk]

that feels like a dealbreaker for me. even though i know that physical keys are about as bad (dont watch the lockpickinglawyer on youtube unless you arent easily shocked) but i dont trust software :D

[ornate fossil]

Participation grade is terrible tho

[lament musk]

"mitarbeit: 4"? xD

[ornate fossil]

But that’s in every subject it feels like. The last time i got a 1 in participation is in 8th grade biology

[ornate fossil]

Nah, Epo: 3+

[lament musk]

epo? whassat. thats this newfangled shit

[ornate fossil]

Mitarbeit + some extra stuff like homework and some presentations

Epochalnote or so it’s called

[lament musk]

ah, so just a new label on the same thing basically. i always had rather mediocre grades in that since i didnt care really.

[ornate fossil]

Same

I always get distracted because some teachers are just super boring or the ipad is more interesting in the moment than some drama book from 1958

[lament musk]

you guys have ipads xD we had pencils!

[ornate fossil]

Don’t worry, our ipads are just glorified pen and paper

And until the 7th grade i still wrote on paper

I still do in some subjects bcs some very nice teachers don’t allow us to write on ipads

[lament musk]

but epochalnote sounds great, ill see if i can sneak that into the game somehow. instead of reporting people they get a bad epochalgrade xD (i wont, but it would be funny)

[ornate fossil]

That would be so cool

[topaz depot]

I love the LPL! His April fool's videos always give me a good laugh because I've the humor of a child lol. I would say it's a deal breaker if there was no deadbolt, but more of a deal breaker is no laundry in unit or A/C hahaha

[lament musk]

.. nothing on 1, 2 is binding, nice click on 3...

[ornate fossil]

You say you have the humour of a child? I’m even more childish. My main friend group and i sometimes act like we are mentally 4 at max

What’s the most childish funny word you know? I probably laugh at it for no reason

I laugh when someone says Usbekistan

That’s peak randomness

[lament musk]

which bundesland are you from?

[ornate fossil]

Rheinland-Pfalz. I don’t like Rheinland-Pfalz

[lament musk]

eh, nothing wrong with that

[ornate fossil]

All my early childhood friends still live in nrw

[ornate fossil]

Wrong. I don’t like the dorfkinder

[lament musk]

its not BW, but what can you do xD

[ornate fossil]

Half my family lives in Baden-Württemberg

And I wanna go there too some day

[lament musk]

you would only be a neigschmeckter though

[ornate fossil]

A what

Doubt

My cousin can show me how to Stuttgart

[lament musk]

unless you are 15 generations back schwäbisch you are always a neigschmeckter, you are just having a taste ,)

[ornate fossil]

So basically half of Stuttgart are neigschmeckter

[lament musk]

stuttgart people are weird anyway

[ornate fossil]

I am too

And i like techno and my cousin too

[lament musk]

in the 90s people on the schwäbische alb would send people from stuttgart in the wrong direction just because

an early troll you could say :D

[ornate fossil]

My family never told me about that

Maybe bcs they never asked for directions

[lament musk]

now people just use gps, so that was a looong time ago

[ornate fossil]

Did people use gps at the year 2001?

[lament musk]

in the 90s it wasnt overly common

2001, not sure

[ornate fossil]

You don’t live in Germany anymore?

[lament musk]

nah, i am in Stockholm

[ornate fossil]

Oh cool

I like sweden

We‘ve been planing to go there in the summer

Well imma go to sleep, still have school tomorrow

Gn

[normal gyro]

gn sleep well

[fickle badge]

Gn jimm

[normal gyro]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0jfE5BS7Vgk?feature=share

holy shit that was too funny

[nocturne tundra]

lmao

Honestly, deserved

Considering the failure that Stuttgart21 is

[trim wind]

Everyone knows Nordrein west failure is where to be

Pretty much the only part of Germany neighboring the Netherlands

[nocturne tundra]

and the ugliest

[trim wind]

I dunno about that

I found a lot of Germany be both beautiful and ugly at times

The problem with border regions is that they tend to put all the worst industries there

[nocturne tundra]

ye

[trim wind]

That said.. aren’t all German provinces bordering to another country?

[nocturne tundra]

no

[cinder wedge]

[normal gyro]

me, im WTF

[ornate maple]

The buildings in THE FINALS

[normal gyro]

yo nate

[ornate maple]

Heya Omar

[ornate maple]

Ah I love that video

I believe some corvids were centuries ago sorta equated to woodpeckers because they are able to make that pecking sound with their beaks

[rotund gyro]

Having your face that close to its beak…..

[soft locust]

I didn't know they make those noises

[ornate maple]

Not as dangerous as macaws

Googling around I can't find what the bite strength of a raven's beak is, but macaws have about 3x as much as German shepherds and can bite your ear clean through

[rotund gyro]

It doesn’t require much to munch the eyes though

[cinder wedge]

i miss THE FINALS

[austere crag]

can buildings feel pain?

new lore point

[ornate maple]

True, but why would he? He's a friend

[rotund gyro]

Fair point. You haven't gouged my eyes yet

[ornate maple]

Yet

[rotund gyro]

See i knew you were mischievous

[normal gyro]

mk1 is 100gbs

[rotund gyro]

Not surprising since tekken 7 is 85gb

And that looks like it shouldn’t be

[sharp phoenix]

Standard size these days

[cinder wedge]

modern gaming moment

[ornate maple]

Only game I know of over 100 GB is RDR2

How big is such a game, exactly? The Witcher 3 is giant, but it couldn't have been more than 40 GB, at least without voice packs

[rotund gyro]

Destiny 2 is also over 100gb

War zone 1 was 250

[cinder wedge]

wait war zone was 250

[rotund gyro]

Yeah

For pc war zone was forced on you if you downloaded mw2019

[ornate maple]

I know lots of games force additional downloads, which is kind of silly. KCD had a voice pack update for the anniversary that forced like 8 gb download on everyone. Tons of outrage on reddit 😄

[rotund gyro]

Damn

[ornate maple]

On the other hand, I'm one of those stupid people who get 90% through a game before noticing I haven't installed the free DLC