🥚┇off-topic

[dark hatch]

[sturdy forge]

nah fr tho someone tell me is this game gonna come out sometime

[gleaming ether]

It's gonna come out sometimes this year

[coarse sleet]

We must let the devs cook

They be in the kitchen chefing it up

[nimble locust]

we are in the tables starving

[gaunt badge]

Kitchen

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[soft crystal]

is this the winner?

[trim wind]

No no, the winner was Sweden

[soft crystal]

whatever I'll go and use google, curious

found out that my country hasn't been participating since 2019 and that this year the show wasn't even broadcasted here lmao

[hidden pasture]

So appearently my country placed 10th in THE FINALe

[trim wind]

Which country was that?

[wicked fable]

At least you didn’t come second last 🇬🇧

[gaunt badge]

Wait

Ngl i thought yall were talking about the finals

Idk why

[sharp phoenix]

standard for us though

[wicked fable]

True

[nocturne tundra]

At least you didn't come last

[wicked fable]

UK’s song was good just not memorable

[nocturne tundra]

Yeah sounded like every pop song

Man why is Germany last again, the song wasn't shit this time

[wicked fable]

It was interesting

[violet horizon]

Morning to this chat

[trim wind]

morning!

[trim wind]

ey they got points though

[coarse sleet]

Povich = dutch
Dutch = guda cheese
Guda cheese = stinky

Povich + dutch ×÷ guda cheese = stinky povich

[trim wind]

Gouda isn't stinky cheese though

[violet horizon]

Now jag is in stinky mode... Aaagh... Anywho

[coarse sleet]

Hru povich

[soft crystal]

jag imma arrest you

[coarse sleet]

Plz don't

[soft crystal]

no place to hide

[coarse sleet]

Bet

[nimble locust]

https://tenor.com/view/elephant-fire-burning-meme-memes-gif-13444997

[umbral turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934761175399432202/1044581558494961704/NamaTamaMyBeloved.gif

[sharp phoenix]

[austere crag]

4 days remain until epic games reveals what game is free up next

[junior ember]

What do you think, what will it be?

[nocturne tundra]

Going to be THE FINALS

[austere crag]

as an owner of 192 titles on EGS, i'm assuming it'll probably be either an Indie title or some DLC for a free game (possibly fall guys since that game just got a new season). bigger titles are usually only available during big sales (typically summer or christmas)

i'm personally betting on hades making an appearance in the list of mystery games, considering that it's now reached 1.0 and epic has previously given away transistor, which is also developed by the same studio

although there's a chance we might see titles leaning into the AAA side of things considering that there will be only 1 game each week

actually NVM i just realized that this event overlaps with EGS mega sale in dates

alright expect some cool stuff

as much as i personally dislike epic games' practices, you've gotta appreciate that they basically let you play more than 1 unique game per week for free

[junior ember]

I'm pretty sire it will be some kind of driving game

The teaser looks like a driving licence, a highway symbol and a brakedisk

[sharp phoenix]

most people seem to think it's Death Stranding again

[nocturne tundra]

but why

[sharp phoenix]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wicked fable]

fall guys is f2p

[austere crag]

yeah i meant something like a premium currency or skin (DLC)

[wicked fable]

ah

[austere crag]

halfway to level 14

finalist by end of may anyone?

it's possible

i just have to

be as annoying as possible

by writing longer sentences

as seperate messages

so that i earn more XP

alright

level 13 speedrun

i'll try to earn 200 xp

today so that I can get to

level 14

yup

sounds like a good plan

[sharp phoenix]

you can easily make finalist by the end of May

[austere crag]

yay i'll be 3% more visible on the member list

[bleak turret]

Please refrain from spamming for exp.

[austere crag]

i mean i am not typing out nonsense

neither am i pinging anyone

[sharp phoenix]

think Beau is referring to the wall of text though

[bleak turret]

Does not make it better or worse, just don't farm exp and level ranks naturally please

[sharp phoenix]

if you want @austere crag you can review the wiki and give us feedback in the wiki channel

a lot of pages need reviewing

[austere crag]

oh right

the wiki... i was there once. edited the riot shield's page on my phone mid-commute if i remember correctly

[sharp phoenix]

[austere crag]

yeah no need to thank me, i'm just doing my part 🫡

[sharp phoenix]

thank nutcraft

[austere crag]

there it is

[junior ember]

The scanner was one of the icons in the teaser, that's why

But the green icons were the ones I mentioned

[austere crag]

truly revamped the entire wiki with those notes

[sharp phoenix]

amazing work

[trim wind]

right?

devil is in the details

[silver valley]

is this game ever gonna come out

[gleaming ether]

yeah it's confirmed to release sometimes this year. If you want to get pinged when there are news, you can get the Game Updates Role here https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/customize-community

[silver valley]

thanks for the info

[austere crag]

I can imagine a nama tama variant of this

[nocturne tundra]

So true

[austere crag]

i have one of those lamps

it's on my desk in fact

i placed it next to my PC to make my cables less visible

[trim wind]

That line seems oversimplified

[bright cloud]

big bird diff

[cinder wedge]

Now imagine when namatama hatches

[trim wind]

Wut

[austere crag]

At this rate big bird has exactly 73.8 nukes ready

[bright cloud]

lol

[bright cloud]

guys fortnite's adding a new ranked system

[austere crag]

So discord updated their canary mobile app sometime yesterday and uhhh

who did this

The amount of screen estate used by the buttons now exceeds the input bar

[molten spade]

they even added gift button to discord mobile.... yikes

[umbral turret]

i got the new spotify update today

[soft crystal]

eww

I really didn't like it at first

starting to get used to it tho

[umbral turret]

you will always get used to things

[soft crystal]

but my feelings are still mixed on this one

[umbral turret]

think its a forced "minimalism"

[soft crystal]

I wouldn't say it's more minimalist than the previous design with all the new playlist covers added and the different shades of gray and black now on the UI

they've just modernized it

[umbral turret]

ye thats more right

[austere crag]

I am very concerned about the contents of “WE GO JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

[umbral turret]

inb4 its only K-pop

[gleaming ether]

Good morning 👋

[umbral turret]

Good morning Toast ❤️

[gaunt badge]

"Oh ty kurwa"

[umbral turret]

hahahahh

i never know what to have as my playlist names

[austere crag]

Halfway to level 14

The grind is almost done

Alright, who am I kidding? The grind is eternal

There’s no such thing as „wow, i’m done getting XP”

[sharp phoenix]

today is the day I overtake Nate on the leaderboards

it will be a glorious day...until tomorrow when he comes back and ends up Infront of me again

[gleaming ether]

I'm coming for ya

[sharp phoenix]

if you're coming for me, you'll have to come for Nate too

[gleaming ether]

That's right! But first I have to overtake Jag

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/defense-iron-mask-prepare-for-battle-ready-to-fight-armed-gif-18641025

[austere crag]

Here it is I guess

[finite grove]

[austere crag]

If you see this appear in your iMessages, expect a battle to end all battles

[sharp phoenix]

that is cool

the only good thing about iphones then

and their 3D tech thing, that is cool too

[austere crag]

Cue me in 2019

Own android phone

No earbuds so i go shopping online

Check RTings like a true gentleman

Hear good things about AirPods 2nd gen

Buys airpods 2nd gen

Fast forward to 2023

Yeah i can’t tell you how this happened

Don’t question it too hard

[austere crag]

(Un)Fun fact: 3D touch has been discontinued on iPhones with the iPhone 11. It’s still available on Apple Watch and MacBooks with the Force Touch trackpad, though

So technically it’s still there

It’s barely utilised but if anyone asks, it’s there

[trim wind]

The ecosystem takes no prisoners

My Xs starts to show his age

Still waiting for a worthy upgrade though

[indigo tinsel]

Realise date when?

[frigid wave]

soon™️

[gleaming ether]

confirmed for this year, but no exact date has been announced so far. if you want to get pinged when there are news, you can get the Game Updates role at id:customize

[cinder wedge]

mod | gtoast when

[gleaming ether]

no

toast | gtoast when

[cinder wedge]

idk u can always name yourself that

[gleaming ether]

that would be impersonating a toast ||(no one knows that I'm secretly a cat, but no on would believe me anyways)||

[trim wind]

I finally got myself new cafecito

[cinder wedge]

so where's the picture

[trim wind]

Waiting for the guy to bring it to me.. better be good shit

I really had to limit my coffee consumption after stockholm

I found out I spent more than 100 bucks on coffee alone

Ready?

[sharp phoenix]

Noiceee

[cinder wedge]

funny bread

[austere crag]

meow

[cinder wedge]

it don't even fit the plate

[austere crag]

That pastry is like 9:31 aspect ratio what the hell

[sharp phoenix]

Cat gang

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hes-not-happy-cat-glitch-cat-yell-cat-pet-gif-24454033

I’m almost there to level 14

Full typing power initiated

Problem is that when i start typing out a monologue it’s technically spam

[austere crag]

Which is a problem so please everyone post random nonsense so it looks like i’m not spamming thanks

[austere crag]

Duolingo sentences don’t make any sense at all

[trim wind]

Wdym? This is perfect

[cinder wedge]

i think nonsense sentences are fine as long as you can figure out how the language works

[trim wind]

That is something I would yell

[austere crag]

Here’s an example of the sentence generation brain farting

Like what do you mean the lawyer

Which one

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-saul-goodman3d-meme-breaking-bad-gif-24027228

[cinder wedge]

i love nonsense

[trim wind]

Ok that might be true

But its also to test your bs meter

[cinder wedge]

helps with the grammar

[trim wind]

As a language teacher I can tell you it is great for learning reading at the very least

Hmmm.. duolingo doesn’t explain grammar though

[cinder wedge]

fair

[trim wind]

Anyway

Learnt 653 Swedish words already

[sharp phoenix]

The question is, do you remember them all ?

[trim wind]

Ja

[gleaming ether]

https://youtu.be/8FhGOV7fs64

[hoary eagle]

Gimme toast

[gleaming ether]

I'm literally out of toast

[cinder wedge]

You're a toast

Give yourself to the bear

[gleaming ether]

[violet horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/kandaar-bear-walk-cute-funny-gif-14769450

Bear on his way to get toast

[gleaming ether]

[hoary eagle]

that's about as fast as I move, he'll be fine.

[violet horizon]

He do be looking intellectual

Hahahahaha

[austere crag]

When i was out of town at the end of april i actually saw a regular ass bear just crossing the road while on a walk

It was pretty far away so i didn’t run

Also it looked to be a pretty young bear

[zenith bough]

That croissant looks yummy @trim wind Care to share?

[trim wind]

its gone my fren

long long gone...

[hoary eagle]

@umbral turret any tourist recos for Norway?

[rotund gyro]

GOOD AFTERNOON

AND HELLO

[hoary eagle]

HELLO YASINE

[rotund gyro]

[umbral turret]

is recos recommendations?

[hoary eagle]

ja!

[umbral turret]

Lofoten is amazing in sommer time but its far up

[hoary eagle]

how's that back of yours fellow old man?

[hoary eagle]

that's real far up for sure, but I'm listening!

[umbral turret]

Unstad Arctic Surf is a amazing place to stay up there

[rotund gyro]

my back? that has always been good. my tailbone on the other hand.....

[hoary eagle]

do they not.. connect?

😄

[rotund gyro]

LMAO

i guess they do

[umbral turret]

Geirangerfjord is also amazing place to see

but its like 1000km from stockholm

[rotund gyro]

my aunt used to live in Porsgrunns kommun and it was very beautiful there. lots of green vistas and mountains

[umbral turret]

Porsgrunn is a nice place too

im new to south norway since i just moved here i used to live far up north

[nocturne tundra]

Hello egg enjoyers

[cinder wedge]

what's your favorite way of enjoying eggs

[wicked fable]

poached

on toast

[gleaming ether]

[rotund gyro]

scrambled with baguettes

[austere crag]

i do not enjoy eggs

[sharp phoenix]

But you're the CEO of Ospuze which is a drink made from eggs

[austere crag]

i meant i do not eat them

i prefer to be friends

and color them occasionally

[cinder wedge]

but you're making drinks out of them

that's like kfc ceo being friends with chickens

[austere crag]

with their consent of course (only the yolks)

[spiral phoenix]

fr

[sharp phoenix]

so you're taking their brains and only leaving them with a body?

[gleaming ether]

that is fucked up

[austere crag]

it was based on a confidential experiment, eggs can grow their yolks back, might need to delete this later so the competition doesn’t copycat

[hoary eagle]

ohh pretty sure I had that in my route

[umbral turret]

👀

its a amazing place to see

[devout wedge]

When’s the next playtest

[sharp phoenix]

currently no news on whether there will be another playtest however the game releases this year

[devout wedge]

Take my money already

😥

[sharp phoenix]

I mean, it'll be F2P so no money to take 😉

well, unless you want to buy skins and all that then yeah, they'll have all my money

[nocturne tundra]

My bank account is always open for donations <3

[misty vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEx5Oe99AGg

[austere crag]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BJdVclne-pM?feature=share

i can relate

this cat is literally me when human contact

jinx measurement in progress, please wait

[quiet shale]

ah, i see thers cats here to

[austere crag]

i've seen a lot of cats here

not many dogs though

also birds

a lot of birds

[austere crag]

here are they both together

[quiet shale]

wtf is he doing up there lol

[austere crag]

that's one old macbook pro (mid-2018)

[gusty pumice]

Ah yes the 1978 MacBook pro

[sharp phoenix]

congrats on the oldest 2018 prototype

[austere crag]

45 years and they still can't get the keyboard to work right

[quiet shale]

yeah i remember my old uncle had one of those from 1978

[gusty pumice]

Does this mean he bought it from the future past?

[spiral phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/great-scott-surprised-amazed-oh-my-shocked-gif-16490502

[sharp phoenix]

you have been overtaken @ornate maple

[trim wind]

no prisoners!

[sharp phoenix]

hey Pov, how you doing today?

[austere crag]

yolks opinions on hyperx alloy elite 2? or anything similarly priced and better

[trim wind]

never heard of it

is it new?

[austere crag]

nope it’s been there for a while

[sharp phoenix]

I've never tried a hyperx keyboard

[austere crag]

what about the apex 5 and the blackwidow v3?

[sharp phoenix]

I've got a Apex Pro which isn't the 5 however I really like my Steelseries Keyboard

good build quality and apart from my old keyboard, this one works

[austere crag]

the pro is a bit too overpriced here

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, not surprised tbf

Apex Pro is a bit overpriced

[austere crag]

well im kinda looking for a mid-high kb

the options i have are rhe alloy elite 2 - blackwidow v3 - apex 5

all around the same price

[sharp phoenix]

I would probably go the Apex 5 route

however I know @austere crag had a shitty Steelseries, I think it was?

[austere crag]

there is also the corsair k70

[sharp phoenix]

K70 is a nice keyboard, my last one broke after like a year though

[austere crag]

same with my logitech g pro one

[sharp phoenix]

I can say that the Steelseries RMA is super good

so if it breaks, you'll be fine most likely

like when my Apex Pro broke, they just got me to destroy the USB port and then gave me a coupon to get another one from their website

[austere crag]

yea that’s a thing i like about steelseries tbh

[trim wind]

I always found out with my corsair stuff that I use them very intensively and for way longer than i thought I would

and then by the time they break and they break hard

its not reasonable to RMA it anymore\

warranty all gone haha

[sharp phoenix]

to be fair, I'm like tech hell for most tech objects, I just seem to always manage to break things without trying

[trim wind]

I cna probably fix my old mouse.. jsut need to replace the battery

but I'm thinking logitech instead.. just go for no compromise quality

you know back in my day.. Logitech was the "budget" brand competing with Trust and Creative

an average headset cost 15 bucks

[nocturne tundra]

Keychron makes nice keyboards

[austere crag]

really wanted to try it out but not available in my region

[nocturne tundra]

:(

move

[topaz depot]

I can second this too, when my Pro Wireless headset broke they just had me snap the headband and sent me a new one in the mail. Their mice are also great quality my past 3 mice have all been SteelSeries rivals.

[austere crag]

yessir

imma make a spacebar soundtest

hold on let me dig it out of my closet

[normal gyro]

after a lot of digging the alloy elite 2 looks like the best 120$ kb now

[austere crag]

here you go everyone

dropping the file + description of each sound

0:02 to 0:05 - slow spacebar keypresses
0:06 to 0:10 - spacebar mashing (the rattle is even worse in person)
0:12 to 0:16 - spring ping
0:17 to 0:18 - left shift stabs
0:19 to 0:20 - enter stabs
0:22 to 0:24 - right shift stabs
0:27 to 0:28 - backspace stabs
0:29 to 0:30 - numpad key stabs

"enjoy"

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, doesn't sound that bad on my keyboard xD

[austere crag]

moral of the story: don't buy "gaming" peripherals

unless we're talking mice

i'd rather use my aerox 3 than a dell office mouse but everything else go for non-gaming equivalents

especially chairs

[austere crag]

literally same dead stabs i have now

ergonomics are more expensive but are built ten times better, have actually good wheels and and mesh back and head rests are really good

but their regional distribution isn’t that popular

most of them are NA focused

"gamer comapnies" on the other hand are far more available

Am I missing something because that keyboard sounds alright? It doesn't sound too loud or anything.

the rattle on the stabilizers is very noticeable, maybe my ears are just sensitive idk

yea bad rattle

also the spring ping

not too bad but still far from being average

[cinder wedge]

keyboard asmr

[austere crag]

that's present on all keys and is not fixable

so the moral here don’t get the apex 5?

i'll try to lube the stabs tomorrow as a practice round before doing the same with my keychron k2

im looking for something that’s gonna stick around for a while prices are skyrocketing

[austere crag]

that's the apex 7, the apex 5 is a membrane keyboard

[austere crag]

wow even more shocking that’s actually the 7

the 5 has some hybrid bs switches

they sound and feel like blue but are built like membrane

they're something similar to the "mechanical" keyboard logitech recently released

biggest advice is to stay as far away as possible from logi kbs

they're mechanical switches, but the stems just push down on a membrane dome and the leaves are gone

i only have 1 logitech keyboard, it's for my iPad Pro and it sounds and works pretty well

just an average scissor keyboard, nothing too special about it

they make good non-gaming products

and the best mice

other than that pretty mid

i've heard so many legendary tales about the g502 but never used one

a true legend

[austere crag]

they're also the parent company of steelseries

yep

the only steelseries product i really like is the aerox 3

so do you by any chance know if the k70 or the alloy elite 2 is better

k70 is really solid but the stock keycaps are meh

what about the alloy?

ive heard a lot of good things but can’t find a comparison at all

it looks like a pretty average keyboard, let me check rtings maybe they have a review

the k70 takes the edge with 9.2 compared to 8.9 in terms of gaming

what does gaming include tho

"How well-adapted the keyboard is when playing. The keyboard should allow you to do more with your game, from playing in a dark environment with backlighting to programming multiple actions to one keypress."

one thing to keep in mind is that the K70 uses cherry speed switches, which means the actuation point on all of the keys is really low

[sharp phoenix]

nearly there @austere crag

[austere crag]

228

i can do this in one sitting

this is the point of no return right here and right now

[nocturne tundra]

kinky

[austere crag]

i need to hurry before EU goes to sleep

because then i will start THE WALL™️ which counts as spam and will get my social credit deducted

[sharp phoenix]

only about 2 hours left then

[austere crag]

Your level doesn't really matterPlease don't start spamming.

[trim wind]

I feel weird for agreeing while being in the top 10 myself but yeah.. I dunno if anything got removed, but its better to make the contribution count at the end of the day!

its okay to sometimes type a little meaningless reaction but getting to lvl 15 happens naturally either way 😉

[sharp phoenix]

and by reviewing the wiki + adding content to it

[trim wind]

that's how I generally motivate people yes!

thanks Luke ❤️

[sharp phoenix]

the best way

[fickle badge]

Wait reactions count as xp?

[trim wind]

do they?

[austere crag]

guess it's time to stop the grind and go finish that AKM rewrite i was supposed to do

[fickle badge]

Nvm. Read the message wrong

[sharp phoenix]

I think povich means like doing a reply with a reaction or writing a reaction to something meaningless

[trim wind]

I was about to say.. I just tested it and no.. reaction don't give you any exp haha

maybe I should've said response haha

[trim wind]

rewrite? let's move that conversation to #📂┇the-finals-wiki

[fickle badge]

Yes I feel lied to 😭

[sharp phoenix]

anyone see G2 and ENCE get knocked out of the CSGO major?

[fickle badge]

New earth update

I must be bugged. I can't see my health bar

[austere crag]

i found something really silly

a typo on a official apple help page

i was wondering why my macbook's screen was turning yellow (never had a true tone enabled mac) and see this

it's on this site

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208909

[sharp phoenix]

ah, that's just their lite version of macOS

[austere crag]

i hope that's the case

[sharp phoenix]

I mean 10gb for an OS aint too bad tbf

[violet horizon]

have you updated your life?

[sharp phoenix]

man, everything requires an update these days

[violet horizon]

you can even configure the color

mine is pink

[sharp phoenix]

is there any premium colours that we most pay to some random earth org?

[austere crag]

can't wait until 2050 so my apple XR headset fails to authenticate with Face ID and i'll be unable to do anything other than wait for 18 hours

neuralink fails authentication, time to stop all functions of the brain

[sharp phoenix]

man, imagine apple putting chips in your head

"oh it's malfunctioning? that'll be £1000 to have a look at"

[austere crag]

lifeOS update failed, time to wait 6 hours for internet recovery

[sharp phoenix]

[fickle badge]

No. I heard the new update is bad

[violet horizon]

you should watch more blogs... i mean... gameplays

[sharp phoenix]

I tried to go outside today but the graphics made my brain hurt

[violet horizon]

yeah, they have raytracing now...

and a bit of motion blur, you cant even disable it

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, plus sometimes I have to squint to make things show up sharper, it's weird

[gleaming ether]

what do you think was the worst patch?

[sharp phoenix]

tbf, the health bar one is kinda scary, imagine just watching it slowly drain day after day

[gleaming ether]

didn't like v.2.01.9. tbh

[violet horizon]

the no respawn...

[gleaming ether]

we had respawns?

[gusty pumice]

Back in 0.08

[violet horizon]

yeah... but more players joined and some had to be banned

[gleaming ether]

[violet horizon]

tost

[sharp phoenix]

I bet it was that damn Adam and Eve that caused them to stop the respawns

[gleaming ether]

bed

[violet horizon]

no u

[gleaming ether]

no u

[violet horizon]

[gusty pumice]

Also my health bar is at -3 I'd that ok?

[gusty pumice]

Please 🥺

[violet horizon]

suuuuure....

[violet horizon]

wat

[gusty pumice]

You bed :/

Go

[violet horizon]

no u bed!

[gleaming ether]

bat = bed

smh

[gusty pumice]

Bat bed

[sharp phoenix]

shouldn't you also sleep Toast

[violet horizon]

what why me now!?

[gusty pumice]

Because you need bed

[violet horizon]

YEAH TOAST!

[gleaming ether]

is 12:18am and I got uni at 2pm aight?

[gusty pumice]

Kunai

[violet horizon]

gon cleep tost

[sharp phoenix]

ah fair enough

bat = sleep

[gusty pumice]

Don't switch it around kunai bat bed

[violet horizon]

WHAT!?

[gusty pumice]

Gon clep

[violet horizon]

blocked

[gusty pumice]

Drammmaaa

[violet horizon]

💀

time for twitter

[gusty pumice]

Well I gotta go for a bit

Kunai sleep

[violet horizon]

you are the one with sleep in the name!

gon cleep u

[gusty pumice]

If your still here by the time I'm back your knee caps are mine

[austere crag]

i cooked wiki (cool)

[gusty pumice]

It's 5pm

[violet horizon]

am*

[sharp phoenix]

you did some good cooking

[gusty pumice]

Pm

[gleaming ether]

Pm me

[violet horizon]

you misspelled again

[gusty pumice]

Nope

[violet horizon]

[gusty pumice]

Okis Bai take care yall

[violet horizon]

bbye

[sharp phoenix]

bye Sleepy

[austere crag]

i am the skin over-analyzer, it's what i do best

[gleaming ether]

I am tired of over-analysing

[austere crag]

i get to skip 3 weapons

because they don't actually exist

[gleaming ether]

(I like staring at the browser)

[austere crag]

i mean they do but not in the game

[sharp phoenix]

btw, you missed 2 other variants of digital disruption and and 1 more variant of Criss-cross for the AKM

[austere crag]

oh damn the printable version of the wiki

[austere crag]

oops

i'll go upload them

[sharp phoenix]

I feel like a boss of the wiki tonight

[sharp phoenix]

Flies are the bane of my existence

oh you want to go outside? let me open this door wide open.....oh, you missed it buddy

[fickle badge]

Why did that make me laugh hard

[austere crag]

if you dare disturb my snooze with your flying, expect resistance

[austere crag]

oh no

[austere crag]

discord rolled out 2 week nitro trials

(time to share with my alt for 2 weeks of free server boost)

[sharp phoenix]

did it really need a trial though?

[austere crag]

considering discord nitro is basically included with everything nowadays, no

riiiiiggghhhttt

i get xbox game pass perks

i wonder what's now in stock

a trial for peacock

this would've been great if i was in the US

[sharp phoenix]

new avatar decorations

[austere crag]

cool

[sharp phoenix]

works well with my cat

[austere crag]

i've never applied an avatar decoration but cool

[gleaming ether]

lmfao it fits perfectly

[austere crag]

well i have to renew game pass ultimate on june 1st

we've had a good run, 8 months total streak

[sharp phoenix]

I always get the £1 a month ultimate trial whenever it pops up

and then cancel it every time because I remember that I don't actually use the game pass

[austere crag]

i bought way too many xbox live gold cards and upgraded the gold membership to game pass ultimate for a singular pound

microsoft probably doesn't care that you can do this since they make bank off of game pass, it was the main source of income for the xbox brand in Q1 2023

[sharp phoenix]

I thought they lost a load of money by doing the game pass

[austere crag]

xbox sales tanked real bad recently

no exclusives = no incentive = less sales

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, guess that's why they kinda wanted to own Activision

[cinder wedge]

Activision should get under new management though ngl

[austere crag]

imagine if the next xbox console launches without candy crush saga. it would be a flop even worse than the wii u

[sharp phoenix]

hopefully they can pull something out, don't really want a single console manufacture to be like the dominant force

competition is always good

[cinder wedge]

Well it's not like Nintendo is really doing anything

[sharp phoenix]

I mean, they got their loyal fanbase

[cinder wedge]

Other than having all the exclusives

[sharp phoenix]

with their overly expensive 10 year old games

Also, anyone play animal crossing? I need friends on it

It's Tuesday, mod applications close today

@austere crag what did you make to get the developer badge?

[austere crag]

ran code from some random open-source bot and ran a slash command

discord teased that these badges were meant to expire, but they never did

[sharp phoenix]

ah fair

[austere crag]

yolks, this account will be gone by tomorrow and i will be on that from now @normal gyro

[sharp phoenix]

huh, why?

[austere crag]

nitro?

maybe i'm not sure

[sharp phoenix]

good point

[austere crag]

no it’s for personal reasons

[sharp phoenix]

oh yeah, congrats on green @austere crag

[jade robin]

I this channel only for people who like eggs or are non egg lovers welcome?

[fickle badge]

Are u implying u don't love eggs

[waxen tree]

I’m personally a poached egg guy but I also like a big breakfast scramble

[quiet shale]

do people put a lid on when doing fryd eggs?

[waxen tree]

Iv seen people do that but I can never find a lid when I’m making eggs lol

[austere crag]

Salad

[quiet shale]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

poor cats

[umbral turret]

Good morning

[hidden pasture]

Good morning

[austere crag]

Average day in the prc

[full mauve]

NOTCRAFT_ YOUR GREEN LETS GOOOOO

[trim wind]

Morning

[nocturne tundra]

Morning

[rotund gyro]

GOOD MORNING

AND HELLO

[nocturne tundra]

hello

[sterile musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1104040073927860264/caption-16.gif

[umbral turret]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[sharp phoenix]

good morning

[quiet shale]

my cat is staring at me like prey

gm luke

[umbral turret]

[sharp phoenix]

standard cat thing to do

[quiet shale]

cat just following protocol

[austere crag]

You capsed that lock real hard on this one

[sharp phoenix]

haven't you slept notcraft?

[zenith bough]

I'm only 300~days from being a finalist 😎

I lied, it's only 200! So speedy

I'm like Sanic

https://tenor.com/view/sanic-the-hedgehob-running-gotta-go-fast-fast-gif-4964355

[rotund gyro]

As we all should

[austere crag]

I am -1 day away from finalist

[zenith bough]

"Capsed that lock" 🤔

Shouldn't it be locked that caps? Or were you merely making a joke

[zenith bough]

Congratulations! You are now free to leave the discord, the curse has been lifted 🙌

[trim wind]

Haha Giriko, you could also get your greens rather than trying to get the overtakers to leave

[nocturne tundra]

The game isn't even out yet, you can't flex on anyone with a green role

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8495707

[zenith bough]

Not sure what you mean 🤓

[austere crag]

https://www.reddit.com/r/macbookpro/comments/13iiidx/my_amigabook_pro_500_purchased_this_dead_2018/

Lap.

[rancid rock]

top??.

[nocturne tundra]

Bottom??.

[sharp phoenix]

👀

[topaz depot]

MOOLAH LET'S GOOOOO

[cinder wedge]

moo

[nocturne tundra]

Never

[trim wind]

What is this? 😮 oh thats the easter egg in Seoul

[nocturne tundra]

smol

[topaz depot]

Disregard Stop Signs Acquire

[full mauve]

Beau looking at you angry rn

[topaz depot]

Beau and I get a long great. I'm like the only person that doesn't bully them. 🤝

[bleak turret]

[full mauve]

i think Beau disagrees lmao

[sharp phoenix]

just a tad

[full mauve]

it’s only friendly banter

[topaz depot]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-smile-sarcastic-look-away-unimpressed-gif-16223912

[austere crag]

I reapplied some lube to my keyboard, sounds 10 time better

[full mauve]

W

[austere crag]

problem is i now have 5 grams of krytox

and nothing to do with it

[topaz depot]

Put it on the tips of your fingers for faster typing powers.

[rotund gyro]

So this happened

[topaz depot]

Oh no dude breakdown or did they hit something?

[soft crystal]

train stopped?

ew

[rotund gyro]

Breakdown. Yes we had to walk to the nearest station

[trim wind]

When they hit something they generally don’t let people out

[cinder wedge]

Rip

[hoary eagle]

[sharp phoenix]

how long of a walk was it?

[trim wind]

Do you have to walk far?

[rotund gyro]

Nah it was a 10 min walk thankfully. I’m now on another train home

[soft crystal]

glad to hear

[sharp phoenix]

ah fair

[cinder wedge]

What happens if you stayed in the train

[rotund gyro]

I’d probably get kicked out

They were clear with saying the train wasn’t gonna move

[hoary eagle]

10min from which station?

[cinder wedge]

It's gonna move eventually smh

[topaz depot]

American Public Transport trains will let you out sometimes just for fun lol

[rotund gyro]

I’m in huddinge rn

No, stuvsta rn

[hoary eagle]

Oooof 😅 well not too far to go then

[trim wind]

I’ll come and pick you up Yasine

22 hours max

Still have one interail day

[rotund gyro]

No wait I’m already on a train now I read your message wrong. We walked to huddinge

HELP HUMID PENDELTÅG

I really hate pendeltåg

[hoary eagle]

boi this subway is PACKED rn too, apparently Loreen just had a performance outside of the office so everyone be in the city.

[rotund gyro]

FR SHES IN GAMLA STAN????

[soft crystal]

eurovision hype?

[trim wind]

Save some fake grass for me QQ

[rotund gyro]

Loreen is an icon, I love her

[hoary eagle]

Kungsträdgården amigo

[rotund gyro]

Oh right

[soft crystal]

at music class the teacher randomly started talking about eurovision and we listened to Tattoo and Cha Cha Cha

they're great music

[hoary eagle]

I gues some sort of celebration, I’m not following really

[late prawn]

Watched it from my balcony. It was nice!

[hoary eagle]

From YOUR balcony?

[late prawn]

Correct

[bleak turret]

[hoary eagle]

Partikel be like ”this is mine”

[rotund gyro]

Partikel has a dedicated balcony at the office?

[late prawn]

I sit in front of the only door. I have therefore claimed it.

(Also, most people don't know it exists)

It's where I go to scream into the void

[hoary eagle]

He likes to inspect the particles in the city air so we leave him on the balcony by himself.

[rotund gyro]

Oh

That’s kinda sick

[late prawn]

There is some sort of concert going now. Not Loreen.

[rotund gyro]

Reminds me of the time I occupied the office tv and couch

[late prawn]

I hear the bass and crowd

[trim wind]

Pretty awesome ngl

If Duncan Laurence (winner 2019) gave a free concert in my city you bet your ass I’d be there

[rotund gyro]

I’m finally in central station

Now to my home line

[rotund gyro]

HOME

[spiral phoenix]

is where the heart is

[sharp phoenix]

welcome home

[trim wind]

Literally put in Euphoria on the way home haha

I miss those times

[nocturne tundra]

Orange Cat best breed

[hard plank]

Liquid cat also good cat.

[hoary eagle]

damn that must have been a j-o-u-r-n-e-y

[full mauve]

don’t forget black cat

[hard plank]

Black cat is cute too, very much so.

[full mauve]

don’t forget this cat:

(definitely not mine)

[full mauve]

Moolah is Povichs beloved

[sharp phoenix]

it is

[soft crystal]

And Rallidens

[rotund gyro]

swedish pendeltåg in stockholm. you know my pain

[full mauve]

i believe Povich claimed Moolah first

[soft crystal]

yeah

[hoary eagle]

I have successfully pretty much completely avoided the pendeltåg throughout my time in Stockholm.

[soft crystal]

Episode 142 of Yasine and Bear discussing life in Sweden

[rotund gyro]

i have too. this was a one time exception

episode 142 now concluded. stay tuned for the 145 special

[soft crystal]

Feels like I'm witnessing real friends talk and it's cool even if I don't know what's the matter

[sharp phoenix]

what about 143?

[soft crystal]

And 144?

[rotund gyro]

idk what you guys are talking about

[normal gyro]

petition to make this a sticker

[rotund gyro]

those are not real numbers

[soft crystal]

Sweden lore? Did I miss something in a previous episode? 😂

[full mauve]

oh no i forgot

[soft crystal]

Bruh now that I can't use KEKW this message looks like an insult with that emoji

Guess I'll type out KEKW rather than using that abomination

default emojis are so weird

lots of them have a secondary meaning

[rotund gyro]

true 🤣

[soft crystal]

A negative one

[trim wind]

Its fine, there is plenty Moolah to go around

[normal gyro]

only usable in extremely formal situations

[full mauve]

oh no, Antkop has lost his nitro privileges

[soft crystal]

My 2 months were gifted lmaooo

[full mauve]

Swa moment lmao

[normal gyro]

if anyone didn’t have a nitro subscription for 12 months tell me to gift a trial

[full mauve]

?

[soft crystal]

gibt me trial

[rotund gyro]

i have a fortnite star wars pack if you want

[full mauve]

i’ve never had nitro before lmao

[gleaming ether]

check dms

[full mauve]

what about the £19 fortnite card

[soft crystal]

no

[gleaming ether]

ok

[rotund gyro]

that's not in my nitro gift inventory

[full mauve]

[normal gyro]

noted, i have to wait 2 days to be able to gift tho

anyone else wants? 2 remaining

[rotund gyro]

swa.

[soft crystal]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISCOOOORD

[full mauve]

LMAO ANT YOU GOT NITRO AGAIN

[soft crystal]

TOAST GIFTED ME

first time experiencing classic nitro

bless discord birthday thingy

[vivid oar]

ims orry 😭

[gleaming ether]

yeah everyone who has nitro can give out 3x of these 2-week classic discord nitro subs

[soft crystal]

themes are so cool man

2 weeks of pretty discord, neat

[normal gyro]

nitro has became too cosmetic

[soft crystal]

and I like it, though ofc it'd be better if we had them for free

[normal gyro]

also one dirty thing they did, partnered and verified people, and nitro users will be the first ones to choose the new unique username before the rest of the users

[vivid oar]

always has been tho lol

[normal gyro]

4 months ago none of this existed

themes, profile thingy and decorations

it was only emojis and avatar, now every new feature is cosmetic

[vivid oar]

yeah probs to attract more people to pay for nitro
tho im still happy they have discord's main functionality all free

[bleak turret]

a

[rotund gyro]

b

[topaz depot]

c

[vivid oar]

d

[bleak turret]

My plan backfired

[gleaming ether]

e

[normal gyro]

f finals

[sharp phoenix]

g

[rotund gyro]

what did you try to do

[vivid oar]

tfw no one says 'whats a' but says b instead

[bleak turret]

[rotund gyro]

i know where the a comes from

[normal gyro]

you wanted to calm the spicy topic up with proving the cm existince "a" only to see we chained

[rotund gyro]

it's that pokemon

[topaz depot]

Yeah not sure where you thought we would go other than the kindergarten route.

[vivid oar]

lmao this emote

[rotund gyro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCVVb08Ds10

[full mauve]

h

[waxen tree]

Is promised never land a horror and or scary anime?

[topaz depot]

Yeh I would say so. First season was pretty good heard bad things about 2nd season and didn't watch it.

[full mauve]

promised never land is a good watch second season we are still waiting for the second season lol

(for reference the 2nd season is so bad we pretend it hasn’t been made yet)

[austere crag]

nice animation

how is this shit priced at $70

[full mauve]

if you like that you can also watch this new show called Tengoku Daimakyou AKA Heavenly Delusion, it’s a nice anime with similar vibes to The Promised Neverland with movie quality animation

[sharp phoenix]

CDL skin cringe

[waxen tree]

From a modeling perspective it is pretty clean tho

Look at all the clothing folds and the really clean geometry

[cinder wedge]

Not an excuse

[austere crag]

the animation team did a good job

[normal gyro]

today's update messed up with a huge portion of the entire code of the game they are working on it

[austere crag]

it's just that the game is broken

[austere crag]

when's the last time it wasn't messed up

[normal gyro]

2015

[austere crag]

the beta probably

[waxen tree]

I don’t understand the mw2 hate but that’s just me lol

[austere crag]

valid

[normal gyro]

the beta was better than now

i know its unhinged

[austere crag]

the problem is that they're asking for $70 for a game that has massive issues that have been ignored for months

[normal gyro]

quite a rough take

haven't really seen massive game breaking glitches at all

other than today's update of course

[austere crag]

Hi again people of the internet

[fickle badge]

Or the fact that every year each game gets less features

[normal gyro]

it’s extremely random

some years we get great ones and other years they are trash

just the average cod cycle

[waxen tree]

I will admit the decisions to make the game have less features annoys me. I’m not a huge fan of them slowly giving content that should have been present at launch over time. That being said, I actually like the game the devs made. I think the gunplay is fun, I think the game modes are fun, I think the progression is fun. Do I have some issues with activision? More or less. Do I have a problem with the art produced by the devs? Personally no, I actually like the game but that’s just my opinion and I know it’s a hot take here lol

[nimble locust]

t pose

[austere crag]

i'm off to see how the new dmz place works

[nimble locust]

I'm so bad in dmz

i just gave up trying it

[austere crag]

it's gaming tiem

why is the british guy here

[sharp phoenix]

"the british guy"

[normal gyro]

no way bro just called the main character of the entire franchise the british guy

just like calling gus fring the chicken man

[austere crag]

that was underwhelming

[rotund gyro]

well yeah, you didn't extract with anything

[normal gyro]

try extracting with a gun

[rotund gyro]

i have, it's how i got the m13

[normal gyro]

3 hours of fighting the chemist

just to die to a third party

[rotund gyro]

which is why i never play dmz solo

that's a nightmare

[rotund gyro]

@minor badger this is a serious @ now

@austere crag

[sharp phoenix]

@winged summit

[rotund gyro]

much appreciated

[trim wind]

Headshot

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/pow-pow-punch-fist-step-brothers-gif-15094879

[rotund gyro]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[fluid vessel]

me playing ARC

[violet horizon]

sorry what?

are you buying a skin or 2 AAA games

[rotund gyro]

mw2, the game, costs 70 dollars

70 euro for us

[austere crag]

redragon has officially lost it

I wonder where they took the keycap scheme from

[bright cloud]

doesn't look red or dragon ngl

[austere crag]

Looks like a cursed crossbreed between a nuphy air75 and Keychron K3 LP

[rotund gyro]

Looks like a keyboard to me

Yep

[topaz depot]

You have keen eyes yasine, I almost didn't see it.

[rotund gyro]

Glad to be of help

[bright cloud]

lol

[hard plank]

Biggest brain mode.

[austere crag]

Tf i thought it was a gaming chair glad you could spot it

[fickle badge]

Is anything u sit on and game considered a gaming chair?

[topaz depot]

And if that is true, if I sit in the dirt and game is the world my gaming chair?

[fickle badge]

Yes

[quiet shale]

im not getting a gaming chair again

when this one wears out im going proper office chair again

[fickle badge]

Levitate. No chair

[sharp phoenix]

get like a used herman miller or something

how's everyone doing tonight?

[minor badger]

Everything is going fine, how about you?

[sharp phoenix]

a bit bored, should go to sleep but don't feel tired

[minor badger]

What time is it there?

[sharp phoenix]

1am

[minor badger]

Oh well you should definitely go to sleep 😆

[sharp phoenix]

see, a responsible person would but I aint responsible

[minor badger]

I sometimes have problems to sleep too

[sharp phoenix]

I also work from home which basically helps with the whole fucked up sleep

[minor badger]

But do you prefer home office or going to work?

[sharp phoenix]

I enjoy watching Netflix while waiting for a system to finish whatever it's doing however it's nice to go in the office every now and then

[minor badger]

Yeah I think both have their pros and cons

[topaz depot]

I'm 100% more productive at my office. But I do like hybrid because it encourages me to get my work done before Thursday and Friday for the week so that I just have to be ready for emergencies while at home.

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, that is the con of home working, so easy to get distracted while doing some tedious task

[hard plank]

Honestly this is probably the biggest truth of it. Total agree there.

[topaz depot]

It's weird too because on top of the distractions thing, having a specific place that is "meant for work" helps me trick my brain into a more focused place. Our brains are weird.

[sharp phoenix]

oh god yeah, my work station is in my bedroom so I basically spend the whole day/evening/night in one place

I am saving up to buy a house at some point though which will have a dedicated office space

you ever been invited into the embark office @minor badger ?

I feel like I've asked you that question already

[minor badger]

I've been invited but is all the way across the world, maybe one day I'll visit 😆

[hard plank]

Flight party to the office. 😉

[sharp phoenix]

get them to pay for your plane tickets 😉

[sharp phoenix]

ok, I should really sleep now, night peeps

[gleaming ether]

Time to
saaaaay Gooodbyeeeeeeeeeeee

[minor badger]

Goodnight Luke!

[gleaming ether]

yooo what the hell BaconLord

[minor badger]

hahahaah

It was an accident

Didn't think you would notice

[gleaming ether]

I was also about to do the

ooooooooooohhhh

damn you spooked me out
just made me question my reality

[minor badger]

i'm so sorry 😆

[gleaming ether]

lmfao all good I was just really confused

[topaz depot]

Omg we have a sleepy namatama now

[austere crag]

[austere crag]

OMG A FINALS REFERENCE

[soft crystal]

Indubitably the best team

[cinder wedge]

Fr

[waxen tree]

No debate

[soft crystal]

[soft crystal]

Live wires

[full mauve]

i would like to argue against that and say The Retros are just ever so slightly better

[austere crag]

New feature rolling out to discord

Who’s excited to get every conversation in a discord server processed by “Open”AI?

[twin cobalt]

meh

[full mauve]

how fun 🤩

[austere crag]

Discord is trying to cash in on the individuals with an attention span duration of 0.6s, they should place some subway surfers gameplay on the bottom on the screen while viewing summaries

[full mauve]

tbf at the rate we’re going our kids are gonna have that attention span

[austere crag]

You can thank short form “content” for that

[full mauve]

cough TikTok and that stuff cough

[nocturne tundra]

I can't wait for Humourous Interjections

[cinder wedge]

i can't wait for key conversations

[austere crag]

‘Jailhouse shower prowler offers support and advice’

[soft crystal]

Recently watched a video on this topic stating that we already have the short-term attention span of a goldfish

[rotund gyro]

GOOD MORNING AND HELLO

[normal gyro]

GOOD MORNING AND HELLO

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[ornate maple]

Hey Yasine & anyone else I haven't yet said hey to!

[sharp phoenix]

It's Wednesday, why isn't it Friday ?

[gleaming ether]

It's Wednesday, why isn't it Monday?
( yes I do want to watch the world burn)

[rotund gyro]

For many in the Nordic, this week's Wednesday is a Friday 🙂

[sharp phoenix]

Long weekend ?

[ornate maple]

I don't mind Wednesdays

[rotund gyro]

Yes sir. Ascension day tomorrow which is a bank holiday and then the Friday is taken as a holiday too because it's between days where people don't work

[ornate maple]

Sweden gets a lot of days off

[sharp phoenix]

Well, I really wanted to move to Sweden anyway, perfect time to do it.

[rotund gyro]

We actually do

And random Loreen performances, right @hoary eagle

[gleaming ether]

yup

[hard plank]

I'm happy enough with tomorrow and Friday off.

[ornate maple]

Any exciting plans for the time off?

[rotund gyro]

I think i want to watch a movie at the cinemas

Or if the weather is nice, visit king's garden

[sharp phoenix]

What movie you thinking ?

[rotund gyro]

Maybe the Mario movie, or John wick 4

Still haven't decided yet

[sharp phoenix]

John wick 4

[hoary eagle]

bruh

[rotund gyro]

Tell me if I'm wrong :))))))

[trim wind]

Morning!

[sharp phoenix]

Hey pov

[hoary eagle]

fair, but I feel like eg the US has about as many (or more) public holidays as we do 😅

[rotund gyro]

Oh they do?

[ornate maple]

Except 95% of people don't get the days off

[rotund gyro]

[ornate maple]

What was my life without Yasine My Will To Live emoji

[rotund gyro]

Dull

Now you get the joy out of my pain

[ornate maple]

I actually also do this pose IRL whenever I use this emoji

It's hard to do with wings though

[rotund gyro]

Using your beak as the anchor is enough

[ornate maple]

Less OTL, more like QL

[rotund gyro]

Idk what all that meant

[ornate maple]

OTL =

QL = OTL but instead of hands it's beak

[normal gyro]

I do not know what did i just witness

[ornate maple]

What game?

[normal gyro]

COD hackzone 2

[ornate maple]

Do people often fight with bare hands?

[normal gyro]

nope this is probably the strongest cheat in the history of the game

[ornate maple]

That sounds illegal 🤨

[normal gyro]

you can’t play a match without 30 hackers in this game now

[gleaming ether]

https://youtu.be/vaphaFCyLQI

[sharp phoenix]

how's everyone doing today?