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Unfortunately cats aren't known for their foresight
Nah I just respect the rules
There's a time limit?
@trim wind that's some good cat pics 🤝
@sharp phoenix GG 
You shouldn't be ahead of me, I've been here longer 
just wait, just wait, I overtook you for a week while you were on leave, I can somehow do it again 
Ohhh competition eyyy?
I'm not even trying to chase you, Povich, that's out of my reach unless you go on an extended vacation herding goats
Not to mention, like, me having absolutely 0 stakes in trying to get levels and simply being here 40 hours a week 
However, it is funny to outrank people who have been really dedicated to posting
Do you think I will ever outrank Beau
I think you could probably outrank Beau within a few months tbf
I’m listening…
when you next going on leave? 
Never, I'm now eternally trapped in the Discord vortex

When are YOU going on vacation 
Never, I am always on vacation thanks to working from home 
once I hit top 10, I'll think about going on leave
Are you posting while at work? We should invent a scheduled mute system...............

I am thinking about getting another job for the weekend though to earn some more moolah
do you get paid for being a cm 
It is a job yes
Beau on the other hand is here to pay off his many crimes

beau + crimes = 
Are you 100% sure you don't want to just lie flat for 48 hours
Floortime best time
as much as I would love to, trying to save for a house and would like to pay off some other shit faster
unless I get a weekend working from home job and then I can lie flat for 48 hours while working 
Damn you're thinking about buying a house? As a dutch person?
I aint dutch
Precisely 28 green guys
the only green person to change their name all the time is probably Swa
sometimes Swa becomes Jag 
when's the level 30 rank going to be introduced?
I'm sure one of them is dutch
probable
That would be correct

I do not think this is in the plans right now, but who knows
I'll be waiting and grinding in the mean time
Encourage more of the yellow guys to become green, that's how you get us to think about a new special-prestige rank
on that note, I've got to actually join a work meeting, be back in like 2 hours
Enjoy!
Povich is already on the case
Does chatting in egg lounge give xp
oki

I will never be able to afford a house in this economy

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about
Wait I can get a special rank for annoying others? I’ve been doing it for a while now
I don’t mind getting a Meme Royalty-esk rank 
I still have to do it today!
Identity theft competitor
What? No no.. I’m the one and only
You know what time it is @topaz depot ???
ITS FINALIST TIME


@main dock for you toooo
Crank the tracks
@near stratus you’re also getting really close! Spread those keys and start talking! Woopwoooo
@austere crag LESS THAN 750 to go woop woooo YOU TO CAN BE A FINALIST WITHIN… THIS WEEK!
There we go
Povich is our local missionary
We’ll see to it
Can I also say that the midnight library is a terrible book to read when you are sleep deprived!?
Feet pics for free????
No not for free.. I’ll pm you my paypal me link
Well, it is a 🇸🇪 dev
A Swedish what?
I’m not an Embarker
Just to clarify I am på semester ja 
And I’m also not Swedish 
first time in my life i experiencing that friend from steam is actually passed away, damn
Sorry for your loss 😦
thank you, but i mean i didn't know him at all, but i saw him posting videos every day, it's so sad
Yeah, very sad for all the people around him 😦
I see, either way a sad news 😦 Hope his family is ok
Alfredo Gonzales socks.. very nice.. also have merino wool socks if you are more active
Has all kinds of silly patterns on it
Isn't that really really warm?
Nah its breathes pretty well
Its def not for summer holidays but for anything up to 20 C its alright
Merino wool breathes really well so it's still ok when it's warm. I use it a lot when hiking
Yeah there is something about it 😉
Those are just socks bro
Showing feet for free in this economy is insane
#onlytoes is where its at
Onlyfeets
👀
I’m over it
I walked past covendum
It smelled so good.. but I had my sights set on the cat café today :3
Makes sense. The cat café is probably more of an event as well. Never been there myself, hope you'll like it
I hear Cat Cafe and I think of that one in Boston
Wicked smaht cats
I had a dream last night where the Finals was 12 man teams and there were tanks and helicopters
It was cool.
Writing this down
I've worked with and met Ben a few times in the past and this is heartbreaking. I haven't really absorbed it yet I think.
my condolences 😔
Ahhh Cat Cafe! How is it?
Before I continue.. I think my mom followed me to stockholm
I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich to go
And after finishing it I found out they hid a small salad below it!
Looks tasty!
It was nice and very chill!
I love cat cafe's man nothing beats a good tea and the cats chilling around you.
Yeah they were all poopy heads sleeping but they woke up pretty quickly
And got real excited when I grabbed a mouse on a string
Mouse on a string is exciting for all
There were 4 chasing it
Ben was an awesome part of the Houdini community, never got to interact with him much personally but it was always a delight to see him participating in the community challenges and hyping others up in them. Really sad day but the positive impact he left on the community I think will always be there. My condolences Partikel.
Yeah he sure was. I was making Houdini tutorials when he was trying to expand Houdini into games and indie, so we crossed path through that.
You could tell he was super passionate about houdini's use in games it's awesome you guys got to meet at a crossroads of that passion.
Here I go! 🏃
FASTER FASTER
Redfall has successfully taken the top spot of fastest AAA game to get criticised to the ground for its PC port in 2023, taking the crown away from Jedi Survivor 🥳🥳🥳
Damn.. kinda wished I attended the release event here how
Would’ve loved to see the chaos unfold
That said I will wait a little bit and then maybe buy it if they can get it working properly
The premise seems promising
Since B4B didnt really work out for me
Its on game pass so I can always try it out first
I'm going to bet the reason it is the way it is is probably Microsoft
There’s a chance it was rushed to release
They bought Xenimax, Xenimax probably had them working on a GAAS version of the game. When Microsoft took over they told them to start changing it.
That's just my theory though. I haven't played it yet enough to form a opinion on if I like it or not
Activision WTF are you doing???
I own MW2 and still consider this a shot in the foot
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end-game DMZ area
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well thank god
Lets be kind to devs please, no need to downtalk them no matter if you like or dislike a decision. The game industry is not an easy terrain to thread through, and we wouldn't want our yolks bashing any development teams from any studio here 
sorry i apologery 
All good!
Hey beau and nutcraft
i just updated steam and i'm surprised just how in-depth the UI overhaul is. even the sub-menus like adding non-steam games are fully updated.
only problem: the button padding is insane in some places
example
I see bloons td 6
Actually no it's the new indie TD release: Paragon TD 6
RIP Paragon, you arrived to soon and you died too soon 😦
And all your successors are only showing how divided your community was..
For real, if all of them came together you might have one functioning niche community but it being split between 5 games is really killing all of their chances.
I think it is too niche yeah
yes i like the game with the monkeys in it it makes my brain go like
nine out of ten dentists recommend
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You ...
Do we have an estimate on game release?
only 2023
😭
so true
you’re making me miss my old job haha
@topaz depot 👀
finalist day?
@steep cloud 👀
FINALIST DAY!?
@zenith bough Finalist day? 
@main dock 
@near stratus and @austere crag almost finalist day?
👀
👀

tag everyone day
some people that are finalists joined this server in march wtf
I joined day 4 of beta lol
I need to check me status then haha
400 messages today?! 😂
I have the time for maybe 5-10 messages a day 🥵
morning
I have a lot on my plate
My plate being work
And responsibilities, both as a father, employee and boardmember 😅
Haha I here excuses
But also, I have a lot of chats on Slack and forget about Discord 😂
Haha god… stop having a career!
Big brain innit
GOOD AFTERNOON
apple, volume mixer on macOS when???
Never, that would be too useful
Apple adding basic features? Hell nah, more random shit it is
Can only create beautiful things, not useful
Hiii
it's funny how microsoft is basically the exact opposite of that philosophy
Windows is a lot more advanced in terms of things like 3D rendering, software and hardware compatibility, but the UI side of things is honestly quite lacking
There's so many random usefully shortcuts etc on windows
You can move your active window around with Win+Shift+Arrow Keys (if you have multiple monitors)
(not to mention the ads that have been slowly creeping into windows since 8, i hate that)
i just wanna delete some random app shortcut from my desktop and i get slammed with a pop-up telling me that files from OneDrive are deleted permanently
i'm very sorry but i couldn't care less
I dislike how forced some OS elements are. Edge and OneDrive seemingly never give up and will keep on installing themselves over and over again at every opportunity possible.
probably not
I'll get there eventually
everyone will
just haven't been feeling it lately
i was out of town till may 2nd so i wasn't paying much attention to what's happening on discord
so just decided to take a step back and relax for a bit
I'll be back to wizarding in no time though, don't you worry
i'm already back at my position of being a professional nuisance
anyone want a sip
i love me some spreit
make sure you stock up on some cookeo while you're at it
Wtf
That…. Breaks a rule…. I think….

Happy birthday! 
thank you beau!
happy birthday 
happy birthday!

wtf how is it 2023 already
right?
Yo
I still say 2007 
Don't talk too much about it 😩
Teenager me is glad its not 2007 anymore
I just had a stroopf, ty @trim wind 
I’m not gonna spoil it too much but they didn’t come far with this one haha
Haha good to know they found their way past the lobby haha
sssssh, don't mock our proud heritage. 
Are you bribing them?
I didn’t bribe nobody.. I gave Dusty a notice of me bringing some of the good stuff and we did a trade haha

Forgot to make a picture but I met Dusty

Who's Dusty
Don’t worry about it

Now I am worrying
Tiny American woman that literally has the second amendment as earrings haha

She is the biggest sweetheart in the planet and she gets stuff done, also apparently a Saint for EE Hunters
Tbf as a Dutch person everyone feels tiny haha
Dusty ❤️
Why are people hunting electrical engineers :(
Haha yeah she was so nice haha
And apparently my gift got distributed which is nice to know 

Fffff ok great..
I guess we’re to blame
aha! Must be
Well.. I don’t like this anymore haha
D:
Yup.. the Dutch are to blame for it all haha
Just my luck.. I feel like that’s why people recommended this to me.. little humility
Well technically nobody got the blame but let’s be honest..
It's always the dutch
Sigh
is it just me or does redfall feel like a great value brand dying light
0.o
Lmao
It looks really bad
More room for The Finals
i'm not pulling this opinion out of thin air, i've played it
It's at the point where I don't need to feel it to see extremely poor game design decisions
Linear games + well though out scope= not a dumpster fire.
Stop making open world games. They're garbage. If you do make an open world game, copy zelda.
You need to have linear elements in your open world game. I.E. dungeons, bases, lairs, ect.
Skyrim was so good because it took traditional linear levels and scattered them on an open world.
weird example, but the expansion for the Super Mario 3D world port for the switch had a similar approach
I played that on wii u.
I had a wii u....
i kinda wish i had a Wii U around
fantastic library, homebrew all the way and virtual console instead of fucking switch online emulation
3ds is the best especially modded
N64 games in 3d
Anyway, Redfall looks pretty bad. Idk what is going on in these studios.
I wish someone would let me make a game.
mismanagement probably
I'd make a banger 100%
everything arkane does is now controlled by microshart
Microshart?
Why can't people look at OOT?
Make a game like that.
8 dungeons 3 swords 20 items. Scope.
Why is that so hard nowadays?
arkane is owned by bethesda, which got acquired by microsoft
Scope is the size and breadth of a games development
Microsoft is bombing hard rn
They need to do something asap.
Sony is almost to 40mil consoles
xbox sales are tanking because there's basically no reason to buy one
I'll say it for the 10000000000000000000000th time, we gain nothing from trashing studios, publishers, and/or developers here, please refrain from doing it. You are absolutely free to talk your woes about any title, just be respectful 
Not trashing anyone
barely any exclusives, no specific peripherals (such as PSVR 2) so it's no surprise it's struggling to gain ground
Not sure why the focus on me.
I feel discrimination
I like talking about games and would like a safe place to do so.
I don't want a threat of ban looming over me just because I Express opinions.
Did you read who I replied to?
Okay
Lets simmer down then
I'm sorry

certified
moment
I'd like to see a modern collectathon/platformer akin to a Banjo Kazooie.
I also, don't get why all the games are so slow now.
We have 10teraflop machines yet our games are slower and clunkier than N64 games.
That's what kills me.
oh sick you're at the vasa museum!
Yeaagg

Is it bad to say I still enjoy gaming despite the gaming industry being absolutely garbage?
I mean even bad games have their high points, as long as games have their fun I think it’s fine to enjoy the gaming industry even if you don’t like some of the more common practices
you can always play ping pong
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yesssss
loved the first movie
can’t wait for them to finish the first book with this movie now
Same one of my favorite books of all time. First movie was awesome can't wait to see this one since it covers the real meat of the story
uno 👍
wroom wroom beep beep
AGSDFHDFJSFGFGJ
Helloooo
fren
there is no easter bunny, there is no queen of england and now there are no tags on discord
hmm, I kinda liked the number system
they should've taken inspiration from nintendo and use 12 digit friend codes smh 😤
Yeah I didn't really have a problem with it, I guess it doesn't effect me either way so I don't really mind. It does feel like "fixing" something that wasn't broken though.
this might mean something big
for me
since handles can't contain special characters such as _, should i drop it from my name?
I mean it can just be '@nutcraft' and then still have your display name as nutcraft_
I'm too use to your underscore, it'll be like looking at you naked without it
I’m not a fan of it personally, I’m gonna be really mad if someone takes my user before I can claim it
take his username before he gets it
your account is pretty old, you'll probably get your name
I hope
"In the coming weeks, we’ll begin notifying users when they’re able to update their account to a new username, so be on the lookout for an in-app prompt when it’s your turn.
During the transition, all Discord users will be asked to choose a new username, and access will roll out slowly over the course of several months. We want to be particularly considerate of longtime Discord users who have had their usernames for quite awhile, so we will be assigning priority to choose your new username based on when you registered for Discord."
there's a huge advantage of the _ in my name
it makes finding me on services that don't use a discriminator a lot easier
I read the whole thing and it just annoys me tho that now we all have to log in every day to make sure we can keep our names
And this dosnt solve a problem either
don't you use your PC every day?
I mean I log into discord at least on my phone every day usually but the day I don’t is gonna be the day my window to claim opened
I want to see if I can steal '@'luke'
I'm gonna try Toast 
Dark snake has been my internet identity since like 2011 but unfortunately it’s kinda generic so the odds of someone taking it are high
I think GToast will be not hard to get
khfewhkwarhiugrhugrahgulshueirsghorusehoruseijoheiro why is the internet like this
Yeah you should be fine
context: TLOZ: TOTK has been [[RULE 9]] and now people are posting spoilers on the internet. oh ffs
I am very impressed you managed to do that to me
sorry Dark 
why can't we just be human beings and let people enjoy things at their own pace????
TLOZ?
ah, zelda
talking about the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom
What do you think I had to do with my twitch account lol
Lol I’m famous enough to need to state “the real” in front of my user
gotta do it before any of those fake people take it
brb gonna reserve thefakedarksnake on an alt account to complete the meme
i just pinged some bozo oops
Well me and this dude have been racing to games to claim that name for like the last 10 years. I kid you not I beat him or her to a few games but for siege I had to make my name “the_dark_snake1”
Honestly it’s prob just that it’s a common name but I like to think I’m 1v1’ing someone to the name lol
ah ok, so my other discord is registered July 04, 2016 which means I can steal darksnake before you 
Luke I swear 😂
Not if I grab it first...
the race to darksnake
It is on!
Server gonna have 4 users and 1 embark employee all named a variation DARK_SNAKE by the end of the month lol
It’s gonna be worse than the time Jag and Swa pulled a switch on us lol
At least nobody can get my profile pic lol
i'm going to observe chat while cleaning up my microsoft windex desktop because it's kinda mid rn
So tempted hahahaha
It’s ai art lol only I have the original image
i wonder if you can still ruin dwm's hopes and dreams to get rid of the insider watermark
what do you offer me for @'luke'? 
damn ping
hmmm, I'll give you finals access
Toast has me beat by three days O.o
Gonna turn into the Godfather in here when this goes live. "I've got your username, youz can have it back if you do a little job for me."
I was thinking more along the lines of Fey in DnD.
Toast with his Jan 4th 2016 date: “this is the type of power you can’t buy”
at least I did one thing in my life right
People about to be holding discord user names hostage lol
oh cool
I created a discord account early on
so you can still just disable the watermark just fine
13.05.2015?
like my new profile pic?
iirc
As in you're stealing it on a flight of fancy and will redistribute it as you see fit? Neither Harm nor Help lol.
The quality isn’t as good lol
good point
It’s already not that great quality lol
I would never.
Or would I...
Put it in the AI upscaler it was born there it can be reforged there lol
ah, back to the Jonathan Woss PFP
It would need an actual artist to go in and fix some things, like their are parts of it that are completely wrong if you study how to draw anime
I just used it to get a base design for my characters in the anime I’m making cause designing characters is hard as it is lol
fair
Like if you look at it closely you can see where the ai messes up
Ai art 💀
I got mixed feelings on ai art lol, I see it as a tool for artists but I also get why people are against it
Galaxy Buds2
How's this possible lol I charged them to 100% and they're depleting differently
Bought them 3 hours ago
Good plan
They said 5h battery life on ANC on but it's been 2.5hrs
So maybe the right one is just bad
Ooh pretty but how did you get the rest of your taskbar to disappear?
https://github.com/Erisa/RoundedTB
there's a setting called "Dynamic Mode" which segments the taskbar and optionally makes the tray (right corner) disappear unless the mouse is hovering where it's normally visible
Thanks!
I suggest Pixel Buds Pro if you end up getting a different pair
the middle taskbar 💀
I was looking into those but they're twice as much as the galaxy buds haha
The first mistake in this screenshot:
- It's windows 11
you may find some lying around on Ebay (new) as they were apart of a pixel 7 promotion and people were selling them for super cheap
OwO good idea
I'll try that if I can get these back to Amazon and get a refund
These are great for the price in terms of sound quality (after eq applied) and comfort and it was only $85
basically how I got mine, bought a pixel 7 and got the pixel watch for free and then bought the buds pro for £100 on ebay new
yeah, I heard the galaxy buds 2 were decent and good sound, sadly never really liked anything Samsung when it came to phone stuff
when the next beta?
No one knows
except me 😈
Stop lying >:(
I am the misinformation king
youre saying stuff
Fish taking shots at both Jag and Swa
Just Jag, I'm a changed man
there! he's misinforming right now!!
I will literally take you out of your aquarium and roll you in a sushi
🎣
fish
it's time to clean the fishbowl 
I'd eat it
I could go for sushi burritos rn
Ugh i want sushi burrito rn but i dont wanna leave my house
order sushi burritos with the new infinite money glitch (jk there's no infinite money glitch)
😋
Yooooo sameeee
I would like to respectfully strangle the two people who snore like crazy
Because as I don’t sleep properly my body doesn’t feel rested and thus I will have a harder time walking longer distances each day
I have earplugs but these guys snore at exotic frequencies or something QQ
I’ll see if I can get better earplugs..
:(
goood morningg!
Morning!
bwah! I didddd
@frigid wave @sand crown
poor kid
Baffled, but it was funny
Wonder what book it was
Must have had a tasteful plot
Must've been an old book cause those smell like vanilla
most memorable for me was hästarna älskar mig, i mean noone else, only horses loves me lol :D
spacex is launching in an hour tho
Haha that’s kinda cute
and sad 
No, I love you too
cute
now kith
i love you!
Haha they would be the coffee experts. Hope you like it though. The atmosphere is nice
Their Latte art game is subpar
but it tastes good!
I will never understand the appeal of mint and chocolate..
@hoary eagle anything you would recommend?
Do you not like your candy to taste like toothpaste?
Haha not particularly
@topaz depot today is the day!
And this time for real!
You’re literally 50 something messages off
@main dock you know why I pinged you 
@zenith bough same for you haha
@steep cloud GET GOING!
kawfeee?
Yes?
why are you at an coworking space? 
cookie where
This place is giving me mixed signals
Haha noops recommended it to me.. I can’t help it that you went awol haha
Don’t bully I’m literally open to any recommendations haha
Is Drop Coffee any good?
Someone recommended it to me but its on the other side so I wasn’t sure if its worth the walk
@trim wind hoppar is a pretense verb, meaning “jumps”
Y not
Kaffe luffare is what you want
Ahh
In the central city;
-Cafe Pascal, great coffee.
-Johan & Nyström, top-tier.
-Arket, clothing store with solid coffee and treats.
-Gast, breakfast/brunch place.
-Socker sucker, in the northern part - posh-y sweets and good coffee.
If you head to Södermalm you must try;
-Drop Coffee
If you're in Sundbyberg: try Princess
Ok so I’ll go for Drop Coffee next and ignore Yasine calling me homeless
??????

Luffare doesn’t mean homeless 
Doesnt it mean hobo?
Also…. Yasmine??
It autocorrected -.-
Again.. didnt sleep much haha
BJÖRN my cheat day is tomorrow. Guess what I’m having
Uhhh.. I hope it’s not bear 
Nono wtf man
Also friday cheat day lol
Ouuuh noizeee
- double burger with extra cheese and extra dressing
- sweet potato fries
- animal style fries
- chili cheese 5 pieces
- their Oreo milkshake
Sounds my lunch most days 
🤤
Excuse me 
Gotta stay CHONKY
lmao
Bro I had that meal once a week during 2020-2021
I went up 15kg
Let’s just say I was not living a healthy lifestyle before 2022 
By your standards I am not living a healthy lifestyle hahah
Depends. I didn’t work out and I ate like crap other days
I know my mealprep is weak, but I'm staying steady on the scale (and I'm fine with that) so my intake matches my activity level
dude every time i see coffee pic from you i want to get a good coffee. i miss the coffee shot outside my old job 😦
woooot, what number are we celebrating?
Well I am in a very demanding environment knowing that a wild Bearstyle could intercept me if I compliment the wrong coffee
He’s probably literally below my finger
To protect myself I have located the Dutch Embassy in case I have to run from Caffeine Bear
You can run but you can't hide
I’ll swim 
I’m seriously ecstatic over how great the weather has been
The forecasts were so meh but its all sun’s out fun’s out all week
And a lil rain left and right but yolo
Yeah I’m aiming to do that too when I reach my goal weight
ITS 5 DEGREES RIGHT NOW POVICH IM FREEZING
AND SO SHOULD YOU
The sun's nice tho.
ngl I'm a rain enjoyer too
its 10 degrees at my place 
Doxing in my good lawful server?

Don't squash the Bear, please
13 degrees and sunny here, I wish I was outside ngl 
Kungsträdgårdsgatan 16, 111 47 Stockholm, Sweden

Doxing Embark 


love the embark studio location review
Oh my god. So the foam tips that I ordered for my airpods arrived and they’re AMAZING
😦
it's a bit funny how this used to be a bank office and people still drop by asking for that bank cause they need help with their accounts etc. 
hahahahah
“The bear wouldn’t accept my transaction, 1 star”
tell me more 
You got AirPods Pro?
Hello I just need your bank account details and bankID verification pls, I will solve this for you k
yeboie
send them to me
i work as a IT in bank 
Sure here’s my personnummer: || DEEZ NU-… ||
you work in IT and want customer interaction? 
Just sending my funds to the EmBank, don't mind me
I ahem we will take good care of your funds 
Ok so I got these from Amazon US because you can’t get them anywhere else. They’re fking amazing, but if that feels too expensive, you can try the comply foam tips for AirPods Pro
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RM38MZL?ref_=pe_2409890_445922140
True 
I get slack for my jacket everywhere I go haha
????
Morning
Morning Luke
You’re the only one being normal in your situation 
Everyone I met outside has been touching my jacket or lack there off
Went to the Mediterranean region recently and you could tell I was a tourist because I was dressed two layers less than the locals 
I don’t get it.. its practically summer
Its 7 C.. I forgot to pack my shorts but come on
I'm surprised you went north and people are colder than you
Might go to the naturkompaniet to get some
7C is nice temp, not too hot and not too cold
Exactly
I prefer around 12-15
We had around 18 last Monday and fuck me I felt like I was melting
Lol Yasine
18 is a good sitting temperature but not a good moving temperature
I’m a born middle easterner. I need high heat

Did you read my reply about foam tips
I need a study on temperature tolerance based on how far from the equator people were born lol
30°c 
No
Yes
You're a Toast, of course you love to be toasted

I see your reaction has gotten a bad sunburn due to the heat @gleaming ether
wrong @ 
- actual pic of Toast
AYO I GOT LEAKEDDD
Oops
(me is the profile banner of Toast) 
LOL
I mean look at this.. its silly how nice it is
Gamla Stan 😍
I love stupid old towns where your window view is your neighbors house
cant wait for Stockholm map 
No foresight whatsoever
Oh check out our old office while you're over there
Yeah I’m On my way to Drop Coffee
If you need a coffee on the go stop by the italian espresso bar Caffellini ☕
You mean that one? 
You can almost pick that house up, how tiny is Stockholm?
thanks for the pointing finger!

we need a red circle too 
⭕
Hahaha
Stockholm is huge. But where povich is, is pretty tiny
I need a gif of a hand petting the Embark office like this 
PetTheEmbark
The new or the old one?
Both
:eggbarkpet:
the madman
Its literally less than 2 km but I’m walking in the wrong direction now
If you know you're walking in the wrong direction, turn back to the right direction 
Can you imagine sinking a brand new ship here..
👆
But why 
Haha not important
He's planning something
No no..
Well some dutch person sure did some planning...
Just mocking history.. eventhough I found out its the Dutch who were to blame haha
Poor ship 😦
HAHAHAHAH I didn’t want to say anything when you were at the museum. Wanted you to find out yourself
I felt like I walked into a trap haha
THE FINALS 1v1 Ship Arena? Let's finance Embark a big ass ship so they can have fun take pictures of it and test the destruction
The Vasamuseum is great. My fave in the city.
Omg looks like Pitrex solved it himself haha
Fotografiska is a nice museum as well, although it's less of a museum-museum
Omg this is terrible Flag form.. on the Dutch Remembrance Day too
Someone needs to fix this..
I’m gonna walk in and demand this to be fixed
Amazing
EmbARRRRRk
I'm stupid, I forgot the name Embark is already a ship pun.
EmbArk
emBark 🐕
am i doing it right?
disEmbark
someone post a dog barking in e-minor quick
DICEmbark 
woof! 
Wait bats don't bark.. I think

confused bat
Bat doing dog cosplay
im a bat, im a dog, im a nama...
im everything... and... everywhere... 
what is this one identifys as a dog?
Handsfree picture 

but bats are air doggies
im even a sharp blade
Kind of like river dogs?
bjorn doing bjorn things
what da dog doing
6 hours train trip to Stockholm from me 
real life footage
let me join you!!! i wanna visit embark
That does have more impressive latte art, also you can handle way more coffee than me
Yolk folk meetup? 
no money 

ohhh yeah right, totally forgot about that
I’ll wait here 
Should I order some coffee for ya?
when are you leaving?
this is tooooo cute fr
I waited till there were no people in frame no more @umbral turret
Is that their new office ?
I can fix
Old one
They wanted to pet it so I made a picture haha
Lol
anything more we want to pet?
🤝
handshake
HAHAHAHA
Looks like rubbing at that point
Also I am pretty sure the buildings aren’t made out of jelly
rubbing 

Wrong

Gummy Embark
Tis tis
Earthquake secure the office by making it out of jelly
This guy earthquakes!
is the other gif the new office?
I'm a GummiToast, I could be Embarks gummi advisor (I need money
)
I would eat some GummiSomething
You sure? Alright, open up for GummiSurstromming!
oh noes, that doesn't sound tasty 😄
You set yourself up with that one 
Is it really Gummi? 😄
Ehh not really, but imagine fermented fish on the verge of rotting, in jelly consistency
Making something awful, even worse

Dw it doesn’t exist
But the fish does, and yes it’s fermented and on the verge of rotting when it gets served 😄
Yeah and it’s something I stay away from haha
The taste is surprisingly neutral/mild actually. It's just the smell that's overpowering
☝️
Is that the stinky fish
Yes
Funny cause 2b
wotor best
How could you put a dummy thick graveston over 2b?
You lost out on one iconic ass, for another 😦
@trim wind I'm happy that you got some spring sun in Stockholm today
Your Gamla Stan images looks great
I’m staying inside
haha, me too
Jk jk I did a few steps today
I've been holing up indoors and navigating through out company layoffs as the union rep as best as I can 😅
A FEW????
Yeah its still early
my legs would fall off
This is my laziest day so far
Only walking my dog 😂
Still 1½ hour before I need to move again
Haha, nice graph
SWEDISH SPOTTED
Is it also putting everything but a graph up?
One day in Barcelona, me and my mom did 35000 steps before 12:00
Love that city.
Yes indeed 👋
Laziest day so far 🙂
By 13k I start noping out
Same, been twice and would love to visit once more at least. But all our trips has been cancelled due to covid, chickenpox and etc in the last 3 years so we are still trying to get to Greece, Scottland and Japan 🫠
ONE OF US
Well thanks to Yasine, Bear and a dude on another discord I had to walk up a stupid hill
Then I made this stupid picture
I would also meet with you, if I wasn't the most awkward person 😅
All great trips ahead of ya, hope you can get them going again now as things settle down.
This was today for me
Lol slow walker
It’s a marathon, not a sprint
Yeah, Japan will probably come next year in spring as it will be our 10 year wedding anniversary then (was planned for may 2020 originally 😂)
Greece was cancelled last autumn due to chickenpox, but we are set to go this year again.
Scottland hopefully next month
Hah get fked
30 minute marathon 
2,41 km.. idk man think you’re short by a little bit
I joke I joke
It was after lunch, only short walks before going back to work
Also I run, let’s see you keep pace on a cardio session 
I will own you going up stairs, but that's about it.
I'll fall down the stairs faster than any of y'all. 
Hahaha
You run 4 km/h
That's a great skill
I’ll just take the elevators and own all of you

That was walking, not running
I would hope so haha
?????
I’m teasing
You thought that was running?
Depends on the elevator, I think Stockholm has notoriously slow elevators
Haha no
@trim wind What burgers are you consuming?
The good ones I recommended
I'm in the mood to consume some Boo Burgers tomorrow, if I were to go to the office
Is that a challenge?
Ain’t that right povich 
I consumed a Bastard burger on Yasine’s recommendation!
Good lad
Bastard is nice, so thats a good choice
uhhhhhm, maybe..? 
My Fiance and I are stuck deciding on our honeymoon between Japan countryside, Ireland/England/Wales, and the scandinavian peninsula.
Deer is gonna push bear down the stairs 
Looks like I’ll leave tomorrow morning after all 😦 life ain’t fair QQ
Japan. No ragrets.
Weeb 
I really really want to see their national parks worse than bad.
also look at y'all with your happy little lives, partners n' shit. 
Japan is just on another level, not that I've been yet, but as someone born and raised in Sweden (and been all over the country) and visited UK in the past, it just can't compare
I’m still single so you’re not alone on that bear
Whaa noo I'd never do that yasine. I'll simply get a running start
But the good news is I will at least be back a day early so might catch a movie to symbolically end my holidays
You really missing out on Boo Burgers, just saying 👀
And brödernas, and babas, and Max
Ok, I swear we share a braincell bc I thought this too

In August I've been in one relationship for more than 50% of my life, sorry nate and bear 😦
Can't imagine being married for 10 years, I can't even commit to myself for that long
Giriko literally said “hah, cya virgins”
i'd change my name, cut my beard and emigrate to jamaica if ... there would be a mini-me on the way 👀
fr no 🧢
Hahah, yeah having kids is not for everyone...
math.. you must be older than me, or got hitched real early. 
10 years of marriage doesn't mean a 10 year relationship :p
married ye.
I see I see
Born in the U.S. and I've had the luck to cross country road trip it twice both north and south routes. So I really wanna see somewhere wildly different.
I met my wife at 15, now I'm 30. We got our first kid at 20 and married the year after, so right now we've been married for 9 years
Close to the same we met at 18, 27 now, never wanted the kids but are getting married finally lol.
And are you still living in the US now? Then I guess Northern Europe could be somewhat different at least
I mean I met a nice girl few days back.. if I act like we’re in a relationship and we wait 30 years I can say the same 😄
So the haircut worked?
And I’ve known her for 10 years already haha
Haha of course
But unfortunately she is too busy, which meant I only saw her for a dew hours on tuesday, so won’t see her till the summer, assuming she can make it to the Netherlands. (And its just a friend but we got weird chemistry)
Aww, so happy 😄
Picture haha 👀
Yeah been mostly around New England my whole life aside from some short stints elsewhere. I wanna go see The Fjords in Norway because whenever I see pictures it blows my mind, Ireland as a whole looks really cool and I love historic places, but man Ogasawara, Unzen-Amakusa, and Kushiro shitsugen Parks in Japan look beautiful too. Plus they have some really nice hikes.
Povvy out here doxxing themselves
Pov is the lady right?
Pov is a high key cutie

Got some friends from california that are coming to visit this summer and I have no idea what to show them. Sweden is so mid in my own eyes. 
Sweden is really mid indeed 😂 Even our most spectacular sights are pretty tame
Lol I feel the same about where I'm from. It's considered one of the best vacation spots in New York and people always told me it was beautiful growing up and I was just like "I guess? It's home." lol If you asked me what to show you I would probably google it hahaha
Norway is kind of a different game, I guess. The fjords and mountains are quite the sight
But when you guys says sweden my eyes sparkle lol. I wanna see stockholm, I wanna see the boat museum Pov went too. I REALLY wanna see the valley of 72 waterfalls. That one especially has a special place as somewhere I wanna go hiking and visit.
Stockholm is an amazing city, no doubt about it
I also love eating food, so I wanna hit up bakeries and restaurants galore whenever I travel lol
72 waterfalls is in Switzerland tho 😬
Oh no my American is showing 🫢
Sweedzerland!
Yeah, I was like, what the hell is the 72 waterfalls 😂
Totally understand that. Born and raised slightly north of the city, but for 10 years I moved away from it I just wanted back so 🤷
I've always been terrible at geography. I remember when I went on a trip in highschool to Spain and the last few days were in Portugal and when someone told me we were going to Portugal I was 100% convinced we had to get on a plane and fly to south america. So when they herded us on to a train then a bus I was sitting there thinking "This is the longest ride to an airport ever." When they stopped and were like "We're here!" I was so absolutely dumbfounded lmao.
Aw, sweet US child ❤️

