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Okay, I sense that some time in 2023 you will be playing an online game.... Seems to have shooter mechanics and include an egg?
Wrong, I’ve lost all my limbs and sight from todays training
Damn, guess you'll miss out on THE FINALS then
Play with my nose
Hey, I found it for you @ornate maple #🥚┇off-topic message 
Well, he did say wrong
Yasine just said "I will not be playing THE FINALS" and we have him on record
I said I can’t * play the finals
ban DEEZ NU-...
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you knew you had it coming, don't act surprised 
Yasine is testing me today
What's the exam for?
it's a pop quiz, can't tell
What happens if I fail
i will no longer answer any questions prior to the exam at 4 pm
Whose watching f1 quali today
I am
i am.... watching the quali highlights on youtube
As much as Iv missed the finals I’ve been missing f1 the past couple weekends lol
same same
makes me want to reinstall F1 22 but then I remember EA made the handling boring :c
and its so buggy.. especially online
F1 22 sucks so much
I hope F1 23 does well!
especially trying to play coop career
have u seen the teaser they posted yesterday?
I have not!
check easportsf1 on twitter or insta
I played f1 2019, 2020, and 2021. Then EA took over and I haven’t played since lol
yeah dont bother with f1 22
The league im in said we were gonna take a break until they fix the game, season hasn’t resumed yet lol
oop
playing f1 2020 after playing F1 22 the 2020 cars feel so much more grippy and light haha
f1 2020 was the best frfr
Yeah the last gen of cars are objectively faster lol
Which seems counter intuitive to me but hey I’m not the fia lol
But then again if I had my way the v10 would be back lol
even if f1 23 fixed the game and its amazing, i wont be able to afford it ;-;
who knows they might be able to go back to bigger displacement or more cylinders if they can produce carbon neutral fuel
What they have now I know is an improvement
I’m sure as technology progresses engineers will figure out how to get more carbon neutral
I just want that v10 scream man 😂
the only thing I don't like about some of the concepts is that they catch co2 from the air.. and then pump it back into cars.. strictly speaking its carbon neutral.. but in reality you are just moving carbon around
which means the city still has smog.. its just being caught quicker.. so you still breathe in co2..
that sound like an engineering nightmare
I’m not even remotely knowledgeable on science I got no way to add possible solutions lol
i mean realistically, do we really need to save the planet?
seriously.. I was so happy that de Vries got a seat but this is hurtin
I think the first place is to stop littering, Iv got a bunch of camping nights under my belt and it’s just pathetic how much trash you find in the woods
there is a reason why I avoid flying, grow as much as I can myself and always try to get stuff local if its not too outrageously expensive
Yeah same idk how the man performed so well in a Williams but now can’t perform in a car powered by a Redbull engine
he's a great driver.. but if he costs too much he won't survive.. I was hoping he'd do well enough to maybe drive next to Max in a few years
Nooooooooooops!!
That’d be awesome but I don’t see it happening now unless he gets his act together
Heyhey
I’m hoping Daniel gets back to Redbull tho lol I miss that pair
Oops
Hello!
One day I'll get a giant 500l bag to collect trash in my local forest... It's an abomination
I literally found a whole like, child stroller in the forest
my parents do hikes with a bag and oversized grabbers
and they get like 120+ liters each week
from a sub 10 km walk
and then people think its weird I travel by train ... Nate...
In Boy Scouts we had a competition once at a lake where all the patrols in my troop were given giant trash bags and whoever had the heaviest bags of trash won. In about an hour, EVERY patrol filled up trash bags and had large debris in their hands. My patrol won btw lol we found a boat pontoon on a shore lol. It was just sad tho how people just thought it was cool to throw all their trash into bushes without any care
Oh, grabbers are a smart idea
My friends hopped in on the bottle collecting because there's machines that pay you for them
This is very cool, I'd grab all the trash if someone offered me, like, chocolate
that's what homeless people do too
It's smart!
which I'm kinda happy about 🙂
because they are indirectly helping us recycle more efficiently 😄
especially now smaller PET bottles have money on them too.
NOOPS
YES YOU
SHOW ME YOUR FUNNIEST MEME
Oh god, I feel so put on the spot
i was not disappointed
that is adorable
Wow, he's talented
I love how that bunny is just chilling the whole time like not even trying to fight it
what're you talking about, that bunny is CLEARLY bustin it down
Yes lol
i don't blame you, i love watching animals bein cuties
like bears. Why so cute if not friend?
Bears are demonstrably friends
i got a big fat cat at home
I got a buddy who has a fat cat that looks just like the one in the gif lol
Now Gasly crashed I’m a little more forgiving of De Vries
100% agree but it's probably at least partly because family guy makes so many pop culture references that I fully understand like 10% of the jokes
incredible
McLaren making it to Q3 
This is gonna be an interesting sprint race haha
@gleaming ether say a few meaningful sentences in separate messages.. 7 will do
huh?

GREENTOAST ERA
Congrats toasty
Sheeesh thank you all 
congrats toast
Ah now its updated

It's friday! What's everyone doing for the weekend?
eat
love it
Moved recently, so organizing is gonna be my weekend 🫠
Our "making THE FINALS" video from a universe where we used birds as voice actors for all the guns
that would be amazing lmao
congrats on the move!
April Fools update to change all gun sounds to birds
My average time to unpack everything after a move tends to be about ~6 months
omg lol
We unpacked a lot of stuff already but there's some left. Also had to leave my desk and chair behind 
but at least you get to buy new ones then, that's the best part of consumerism!
i haven't even gotten to play yet but that sounds amazing
I feel like a criminal.. my parents gave me two sodastream canisters and they are clunking in my bag.. it sounds like I’m carrying a freaking bomb
place something between them and under them if you have it?
Cable Management is fun wdym
omg buy a Hermann miller embody
I enjoy it, dw lol but its a lot of work, i'm lazy most of the time lol
Jesus christ the price
2.8k USD where I live. Yeah that aint happening
It's 1.7k here lol
I know the price is hefty but literally everyone i know who bought one said it's awesome and totally worth it
Or just get an ergo office chair
We have a local brand that makes really good chairs and offers 7 years of warranty, my last chair was from them and it was amazing
It was an office chair, but now they came out with gaming chairs too 👀
👀 those look interesting
They kinda force you to sit straight because if you don’t it feels like someone is trying to fold you in two haha
It is.. bouncy stool haha
I have a noblechairs but I’ll gladly do a swap for this
I have a "malmstolen" (swedish brand), they fit me really well and luckilly we use them at the office too so I get to feel like home in the office
They look amazing 👀 I love their marketing photos are the chairs out in the wild lol
haha I could see them doing that
I like them because it's a nice "premium" chair but a lot of nicer chairs kinda dictate how you sit to make you sit correctly, since I like to sit weird I like these more
Same, I used to sit in the weirdest positions before I got an ergonomic chair. Had a lot of trouble deciding between it and a gaming chair, but being healthier won
I don't think I sit badly, just weird, like I like to pull my legs up, or sit cross legged while I work
I love Scandinavian design, but Ikea doesn’t really solve that itch..
Oh wait its not supposed to be open haha
Regardless it looks amazing..
My sister has some kind of funky danish chair that you can sit backwards on
HAG Capisco
The danes tend to do the really out there designs
Yeah but its pretty cool that you can sit on it backwards too
I’m starting to think my noblechairs wasn’t the smartest choice eventhough it has been holding up very well
I sit cross legged and I think it’s superior lol
Creative sitting positions leads to creative thinking! I have absolutely no sources to back this claim up
Just look at Rob to confirm it
im playing the shit out of horizon forbidden west
i NEED to progress on this huge backlog, especially on this 3 day weekend
No no, I think you're on to something here
lmfao that picture is literally me listening to this right now, but now I have to laugh
me the first time cause my headphone cable is already janky
3.5mm to a balanced input adapter
from a non reputable brand
the more you know
so if you say its a buttload but its less than 475 liters you are a LIAR D:<
fun fact life was found in europa
something called the europa hookfish
also dubbed gary
i saw this a few days ago
totally probably not misinformation
gary is so cute
ikr love gary
the pictures are almost def fake but all the stuff about the leak going down super fast is very sus
yea its strange
i dont trust nasa as is since they're known for their coverups
like the mars face thing
they really didnt want to take the rover to the most interesting area on mars

@pseudo spade
D:
hey Baconator 
what luke
Hey Luke 
Baconator, the one and only Povich CM
Indeed my friend
True
Oh shi- 💀
Not Namatamium?
Tamantium
Only if it's strong enough
Namatama is strong 💪
Never?
I think so
we test?
Hmmm...... Please don't hit the Nama 
You may not crack his shell, but imagine the emotional toll

Hmmmmm.

I see you've woken up and chosen violence today
I’m behind on schedule but I can’t change it because my laundry ain’t dry yet
Laundry is the second most malicious thing in the world after printers
You can quote me on that
“Laundry is the second most malicious thing in the world after printers” - Nate 2023
@topaz depot its another FINALIST DAY! Get going you’re the next in line and Gtoast beat you to it yesterday!
@main dock its another FINALIST DAY! You are closing in very quickly but not quickly enough! Get going become a finalist today!
@steep cloud its.. BECOME A FINALIST TODAY!
Get yo ^#*% to work SON
👀
Getting a coliseum model is asking for cats to get in it tbh
My cat is weird and specifically prefers backpacks 
Haha love it
hahahaha
I'm doing it right now
So much to do, so little time to chat
Busy Saturday?
Morning
Hii, happy weekend!
I just successfully cooked and ate three eggs 


I ate shakshuka yesterday
You've poached eggs? That's illegal
friends who like to be eaten :)
I'm good, looked after a little shit of a dog for the morning and now just chilling
I need help understanding something
you can get the rtx 3060 with 12gb of vram
but the 3070 only has 8gb
I've trued looking online but I've seen conflicting views on which is better
GOOD AFTERNOON
afternooon!
hello
How are you people doing?
trying to figure out stuff for my pc
Nice hope you figure it out
Hey!
🍼
Why



Yasine is determined to make me Blues II
I mean you are technically his successor
That's true
Don’t tell blues but you’re just as great
I wouldn’t know who to give the last stroopwafel to if I had to make a choice
@gritty wagon kunai thinks you gone
:O
:O
YUKI CRABWALKING IN BAKU
Nvm.. this used to be a temporary F1 channel haha
Last season… seems so long away now :c
Damn, I'm behind on my server homework huh
You don’t mean that.. obviously you meant after cat memes 
Ok ok.. we compromising.. sure sure I’ll take it
I've been busy with my finals and a few projects at the university 😂
unlike bear puns, they're unbearable
is bear ok?
haven't seen him here for a while
i goter new mac 👍
I think so, we don't work on the same floor but afaik he's good
also congratulations on becoming GreenToast
first observation: the thermals are generally better than my 2016
specs or whatever (they're almost the same)
but it's a bit snappier
either due to totally not forced obsolescence or LPDDR3
Apple is gross
also the dGPU is newer
yeah pears are better tbh
Alright, probably just hard at work then? (insert bear's penguin throwing fists into the air emoji xd)
And thanks, I have waited over 10 years for this moment back when I chose this name. Now the G in GToast finally makes sense
I like a good mango
Strawberry
Smoothies
0.0
i like wild strawberries
don't require much space, can basically live off of rain. also they're pretty tasty
Yum
Wild berries are delicious
i'm gonna say something controversial
pineberries > strawberries
i dunno they just have a similar taste but tend to be sweeter
We have "smultron" in sweden, it's called wild strawberry in english I think which doesn't do it justice because they taste very different, they're awesome
i couldn't care less;
Are they sweet?
dear english, why is there no actual official name for this peculiar berry
what peculiar berry
I never noticed that lol you really did play the long game with that very good name choice lol
could also be MToast...
Mold 
this one, the fragaria vesca
ooo nice
what lovely little spikey strawberries these are
Fragaria Vesca, AKA the wild strawberry
If you squint your eyes those berries next to the strawberry almost look like… pineapples. Now we just need a pizza and we got a party!
I love the way you think
i'm split on pineapple pizza
i don't particularly hate it, but i think a pizza like hawaiian is just too mild
Sweden's retrofitting a highway to change EVs while driving down it but I wish it actually included details of how that would work.
I trust that it does, I just wanna see how they're doing it.
same as when you charge your phone wirelessly
https://www.enrx.com/en/Products/Charge-and-power-products/Electric-roadway they really just slap some wires into the highway lol
Walt, i dunno man, this idea feels like it’ll flop really bad
certainly feels silly with the current advances in battery tech and EVs already having 300+km range
Ü
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They’ve been making copper wires since 1750 BCE but still don’t understand the idea of oxidation 💀
The complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir (UET V 81) is a clay tablet that was sent to ancient Ur, written c. 1750 BCE. It is a complaint to a merchant named Ea-nāsir from a customer named Nanni. Written in Akkadian cuneiform, it is considered to be the oldest known written complaint. It is currently kept in the British Museum. In 2015, the tablet's cont...
You're welcome! No offense meant with the GIF, I just seek to use it whenever
I like the fact that a clay tablet is included inside of the package so you can write what you think about the product
I love strawberries so now I'm really curious about the alt strawberry 🤔
Lowkey reminds me of the onions from Pikmin
Eggs
eggs
🗿
you could put that into a PS5 digital + copy of the game + 49" LG 240hz monitor + 60 chicken mcnuggets
or if you like torture you can have 200 burger king chicken nuggets but those are fucking awful at that point just buy a bag of ice cubes they'll taste the same
how about a copy of the game and 1850 dollars worth of chicken nuggets?
not worth
there's no way that you're going to eat 5880 in 1 sitting/day, and stale nuggies are gross
Nah
If you really want torture get popeyes buscuits without water
Then perish
or just 1 full jar of nutella
you'll be begging for mercy on your 3rd spoon
How does it feel riding the Kubota farm tractor?
Watch and feel the ooomph of DIESEL POWER in thailand !!!
Do you even soup?
that doesn't look very safe
Not very osha certified of you
He's wearing a helmet
Everyone must do their part
Hell yeah
Another fun sign I have found in the wild
Yo La Fogata! I know that place! It's behind a really nice burger place that we take family to when they visit. You can see a bit of Lake Michigan if you look at the horizon. I was not expecting the finals discord to hit this close to home lol.
its a franchise tho
this one is in georgia
or was i think it closed
Right but that specific one I've been to, so it's weird seeing that specific one
There's one in southeast Wisconsin.
ye cause its a franchise
Yes this restaurant is a franchise, what I'm getting at is that the specific restaurant from your photo you sent is the one that I'm familiar with, the southeast Wisconsin one near Lake Michigan. Honestly idk where this conversation is going I just thought it was interesting seeing a part town that I'm familiar with on a discord server like this and wanted to share 👍.
I probably should have mentioned that in the first place lol
no i got all that, im telling you i took that picture in georgia, that isnt the same place you know
That's actually really cool, the street next to it looks so similar 👍
😮💨
Morning
bu u u us
Wha?
bus
A bus?
bus
Bus
Okidoki
morning
2 days till may, i hope we'll get some better weather conditions soon
it's still pretty cold
I mean it’ll be 18 C here today
that's pretty nice
Yet I’ll be dressed for 10C since that’s what it’ll be by the time I arrive at my destination
TIL steam is on macOS
i just assumed it was a failed idea and never went anywhere
interesting indeed
TIL?
today i learned
technically it's more steam still exists on macOS, less steam is on macOS
There are plenty games that you can play on MacOS tbf
if you use the search function on steam you'd know this 
so mean 
haich tea tea pea ess colon slash slash double you double you double you dot eff aye cee bee oh oh kh dot cee oh em
i’m not translating that
this half nonsense means https://www.facebook.com
i'm going straight to the source
wish me luck
what does this even mean???
+askmhlrherhehdjkhdn mobile game bad haha omg (oh my grandson) lol (living off land)
or like uhhhh i don't know provide viable arguments that prove that your side of the story is a more complete and less biased version of the event the argument is about????
funny
Woaahh
notcraft_ are you having a moment today
Where the f1 watchers at???
No I’m just getting closer to the grass toucher rank by posting unfunny jokes
GOOD AFTERNOON
Seriously no f1 viewers lol
IT'S A GOOD AFTERNOON INDEED
never watched it 
it is indeed
i’ve only played Zero Dawn
Well what better time to start than this morning lol
forbidden west improves on everything horizon has
i really recommend it if you enjoyed zero dawn
i’m not at home so no 
i don’t have a PS5 though 
I DUNNO I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT, STOPPED BUYING CONSOLES AROUND 2019 EXCEPT FOR MY SWITCH
i’m a pc player
Rip
got the two week hype for totk 
i have a pc too, but exclusive games is for my ps5
I HOPE THAT IN CASE THERE'S A PC PORT IT WON'T SUCK (JEDI SURVIVOR MOMENT)
and my switch
ok the caps joke is getting boring
bro im so PISSED at jedi survivor
i KNEW it was gonna be a grbage port when they never showed any streamlined demo
door technician boss fight 💀💀
i loved jedi fallen order so much and im fking pissed at respawn
fallen order was so fun
i have no idea how you could possibly make something even worse than denuvo but it is EA after all and they're good at sucking
but.... it's not denuvo. it's their own DRM
quantity > quality is their middle name
ports are usually ass so i’m not surprised, it’s better to actually let the community do it themselves lmao
AAA companies when a game they've been working on for 5 years barely works on launch
no regret
before 2023 ports were pretty decent
modern day AAA gaming makes big rigs: over the road racing look like a fucking masterpiece
I’m on a train!
And then in the end it works fine 6 months later. Why not just work for 6 more months instead of releasing it super early
And my luck I’m on the flipping sunny side so its warm AF
because profits and pleasing investors
they promise way ahead of time that they will release a game
it's all corporate greed
Yeah but SIX MONTHS. Is it that hard to wait for six months for a game to br finished?!
corporate suits don't care
they only think of the quarterly profits and how it will look good for investors. don't look at this from a gamer's point of view
then you'll understand why it's released broken. upper management knows that idiots will still buy the game because it's a star wars title
so why should they delay it? they don't care about us, or the devs working on it
I mean they established it was a good game aside from the performance issues.. right?
and the poor devs have to do a terrible amount of overtime
that is what ruined cyberpunk. because now, 2+ years later it is my fav game. its beauty was hidden under the infinite amount of bugs but now its a masterpiece
well not in my eyes imo. a good game is a game that plays great. having 40 fps on a 4090 and the best intel CPU won't make it a good game
They likely already have some fixes that need testing even before the game released
Well I meant the story and such is apparently really good
and then there is some random mofo (me) with a 1660s and a 10th gen i7 having 100fps on 1080p high xD
But I agree its very poorly optimized.. shockingly bad even
yeah but sure, I can experience that by watching all the cutscenes on youtube. have I really played it then?
Its not that impressive graphically afaik
Ok ok.. but its not a bad game at its core, just released in a terrible state
i'll say that it can be a good game, if it eventually gets fixed
but now, no not a good game and everything else that has great quality won't make me buy the game. I want the performance fixed fully first
how the fuck
we talking about the finals? bcs if you talking about another game i'm sry
jedi survivor my friend....
just a little lost in the conversation weren’t you Jimm …
@topaz depot get on it today.. ITS FINALIST DAY
@zenith bough GET ON IT!
@steep cloud GET ON IT!
@main dock I MIGHT BE HANDICAPPED WITH MY PHONE BUT YOU GOTTA WORK IT
surely you should make it a single day for the year
because
They are not yet finalists but are within a reasonable distance to achieve it
And they disappoint me each day they don’t :c

Oi… thats a little excessive
subscribe to amaribot premium
(insert smirk emoji here instead of nama but my nitro expired so back to good old methods)
in reddit manners: good bot
I’m in Osnabrück yall
is that finally Sweden or not because that name can sound swedish german and dutch as well lmao
Waiting to go to Pattyville
Its very much Germany
Whose dumb language)
If you open the dictionary at the word lost, you‘ll see a photo of me
Ah we all love the Deutsche Bahn
And, how’s Osnabrück?
I’m trying to decypher what this means..
Does that mean that the 16:39 is leaving from platform 1 instead of 3?
Yeah the RB66 is now leaving from platform 1 instead of 3 at 16:39
You know, I‘m something of a Deutsche Bahn Experte myself
I might have to consult you a few times until I’m in Denmark
You aren’t german?
the germans
Hau där you insult mi and mai famili. Dis shuld be a kraim
sorry it's just too hard😭
Even I speak a little German
Then say something
Prepare to be disappointed for a while, I don't talk much, except when I have wild EEs theories 😂
Just a year more and I’ll become a finalist @trim wind ❤️😁
My god…
The railroad between Bremen and Hamburg is flatter than the freaking Netherlands
Could’ve fooled me 
The flora here is so similar to what I’m used to I might have taken the wrong train and I’m almost home again… geeeee

langweilig is correct
The good news is that the train managed to turn the 5 minute delay into a 2 minutes ahead of schedule so maybe I’ll get through Germany ok
hater
yes
I’m not completely incompetent then haha
download the Deutsche Bahn app, it usually has information earlier than the displays
you can also buy tickets right in the app and they update accordingly if shit hits the fan
I’ll have a little train hopping between Hamburg and Flensburg
But after that I’ll be home free
Yes yes
been there. its dope
I will be leaving hamburg in 15 minutes though
That's unfortunate
I think Flensburg has a nice museum about maritime history
not sure if it was Flensburg or some other city tho
Haha ok ok
I’m gonna be hopping to Neumunster, Rensburg, Flensburg and then hop my way to Frederica
Traveling >.>
Thought it would be fun to travel in the most sustainable way I could haha
But to not spend money twice I am doing it in a single go, unfortunately its not a trip a lot of people seem to take so I have 9 transfers over the span of 22 and a half hour 😉 but so far its pretty fun.
I love traveling by train! The transfers are easy, not like bus or air transfers
Haha well I hope so.. some are rather tight
real
we shall let some wanderer take this
Anyone here understands in custom keyboards?
I understand that they are not worth it. Does that help?
how custom are we talking?

lets assume he means all the way custom
cheddar cheese wiring
I wanna buy a tkl keyboard so i am planning on a - MK870 , gateron milky yellow linear switches and kinetic labs key caps
@nocturne tundra
And i want to know if i can get something better at these price range
It’d really depend on what you’re looking to do with the keyboard tbh. If you’re doing a lot of gaming there might be some better options, but it’s not like that’s a bad build by any means
Im a big fan of faster response times in keyboards, so I’ve always preferred Optical switches or Wooting’s Lekker switches, I find it feels significantly more responsive that way
But if you ask just about anybody but me they’ll tell you I’ve spent way too much money on keyboards
U can get linear wooting switches?
And what better options r u talking about?
Yeah, wooting’s switches are technically linear and you can order the switches alone from their website. You’d also need Hall effect sensors to get the most out of them though, and that gets a bit pricier
So far as better options go, I mostly say that out of personal preference. If you like gateron yellows and are fine with their response time then you’ll be all set
Well this will be my first keyboard and i dont want to make it over complicated
They have like 2m reaponse time right?
Yeah, stick with simple then. If this is your first time go with the setup you already had. It’s solid and you’ll have a decent time with it.
And yes, that’s about right
Oki doki sir tysm 👌
No problem! I hope you enjoy your keyboard!
Ty
I think i will go with the whale key caps from kinetic labs
Its gonna look really good with the white frame
They usually make some great key caps, yeah.
Ok ty again
Hey that’s me

I think my discord is confused
So am i
I appreciate your encouragement povich! But I am in the middle of a 15 hour drive today so it is in fact NOT finalist day hahaha
Yo
For whatever reason I have (next to) no internet since I arrived in Denmark.. annoying because discord is not working in the slightest
Rip
Hi I'm levi I'm 18 I love roblox, anime, tower defense AND IF YOU BULLY ME I WILL DO SOMETHING so don't bully me 🙂
helloo welcome!
I touched grass today
Awesome
I burned stuff today!
Good morning Johannes
Yeah? All the witches gone?
On a sidenote, a woman took her baby on this trainride… I’m not a parent but last time I checked you shouldn’t keep a baby up this long
are you still on a train? that sounds like fun
Yeah man, all so you can give me good coffee haha
I’m gonna travel through the night 😉
Because I’m a dumbass and I will probably book a hotel on the way back so I can travel during normal hours
Nice, my plan for today is to do the same
Fuck it.. cafecito time
What’s in the bag
Pecan caramel bun
Pecans are the best, I'm glad there's a pecan tree in my parents' house's backyard
Ooeeehhh
Cat Leila and dove Arc-En-Ciel (Rainbow) doing their thing. Happens everyday.
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wakey wakey
Good morning egg lovers
It's workers day and a good reminder to go on strike and demand better working conditions (or more pay) 💕
not true
I can promise you its true.. the sounds are coming out of two children who cannot be shut up..
ah yes, crotch goblins
Morning
😭
Are you practicing for TOTK
Perhaps
Awww :)
fish
The one time he comes to Stockholm 😭
Yeah I thought the same. It's labor day today though so most offices are closed
good 1:30 PM chat
My beloved
Is that a threat
Bro really said
👍🏛️
Yes, I did it, now we can move on
For example.. this later today
🐕🚶♂️
lmao
Why are they faking grass with green concrete :/
Wait it's just very short grass
Oooh thats fun
NOOPS
YOU
YES YOU
RECOMMEND POVICH A GOOD CAFE
And force Yasine there RIGHT NOW
there is no snow, I promise
A classic one you should probably try now that you're in stockholm is vete katten https://goo.gl/maps/aPikGp58sgxSr6Ms7 it's an old one, the bakery, coffee and atmosphere in there is all very nice. Might be a little crowded today though
There is always tomorrow
Convendum has a café I think is nice as well https://goo.gl/maps/4U1AzJw1HTYMGmft5. The atmosphere and coffee is nice there and might be less crowded. The bakery stuff is less impressive though. It's a really nice place to sit and relax, since it's usually not the crowded and is pretty cozy and is pretty close to kungsträdgården if you're still around there.
I am stationed in Gamla Stan so thats fine to me
Oh that's cool. Gamla stan is nice, although it is getting more more tourist trap places every year
Oh yeah I know.. but I like it at nighttime and its close to the center
I'm good. Trying out an indie game that's based on nordic folklore, bramble the mountain king. It's pretty fun
Recreate this in THE FINALS
Ok going to check this one out real quick
SPEECH
Covendum is closed.. looks real fancy though
it's May the 1st so most public spots will be closed due to it being Labour Day
I wonder if the cat cafe is open today
That one guy really said
🧍♂️🚲
Vetekatten is so insanely crowded so I ordered a Kardemumma and Cappuccino to go
Hopefully they’re consistent unlike a certain Espresso House
Go to the cat cafe and take pictures Povich!
If Partikel gives me the address or better yet.. hold my hand and bring me 
Where is this Cat Cafe? Povich is contractually obligated to go take pictures.
By Odenplan, not far from Roq the rock bar and arcade
@trim wind Go Povich! Go! Take pictures of cats!
Tomorrow >.>
Probably a good plan. Labour day and all
YOO CATTOS??
I'm here to say hi...
So hello! 👋
What have the fine yolks of egg-lounge been playing this weekend? ☺️
Oh nice! I've been playing a mix of Wind Waker HD, Mario Galaxy and Deepest Sword
oh neat, only know Mario Galaxy :D
Wind Waker is a Zelda game, the one where you play as a toon link and have a boat ☺️ Deepest Sword is a short indie game where you try to stab a dragon with bigger and bigger swords, until you manage to stab it's heart. First run took 30~mins, but at my 4th try I had gotten down to 5 minutes
Very cute and fun, and it's free 😄
Good thing you got a book then
So you can hide from the horrible non-greeters
But let me greet you... Hello Povich!
Haha well my plans for tonight got moved to tomorrow
The weather isn’t amazing and my friend is stressing out over work… and I feel like this day has already been going on forever
So its better to first properly sleep but it feels like its already 11 PM for me >.>
This book is hella depressing btw
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Personally I like Anchor, it's not that far on foot. It's a rock place, slightly dive bar ish feel. Friendly people there and sort of cheap beer (there's few actually cheap places in stockholm sadly)
No idea, I don’t drink and the only pub I’ve ever been to is Gröna Jägaren at Medborgarplatsen 😂
Sad that it’s raining today, Stockholm is nice this time of year
not if you like the rain
True, but it’s wet
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I saw that.
The sneaky twerk emoji
:o
I guess Beau is on mobile 
it’s plagued the server
When I saw roll I was expecting
I'm not, I'm just very attentive 
Now what I ended up with is better than that, but I still wanna see Nama Tama rickroll me
the NamaRoll
challenge accepted
yus
We went into a deserted place called Manga
Got 2 40cl Fat21s for 94 sek
Its pricey but.. not unmanageable
do you ever have this happen before you go to bed as well were something flys right at you and makes you jump
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thank you kyne :3
aand what's when it happens that you feel like starting to fall down in bed
Don't think I've tried it but glad you found a place. I can recommend "roq" as well if you want entertainment some other evening. It has tons of japanese and wester arcade machines, it's pretty fun
It was a dead place but it was affordable
thanks just grabbed it
fun fact: this server has more members than there are total sales of the Apple PiPP!N during its lifespan (1996-1997)
dis.gd/thefinals has ~69000 members, while the Apple PiPP!N has moved around 42000 units
rest in pepperonis
Mbark
it's Embark, but the logo is stylised as 'embark'
embark like bark on a tree
Wtf is an apple pippin
I was wondering the same question
Heyyy it was for mee! 
Just had 4 lads jumping my garden wall which I guess is to see if my motorbike was in the garden
Kunai you has nitro

Nitro thief!
save some nitro for the un nitroed people lol
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Time to put down some barbed wire
Reasonable reaction
I wish
I mean its idiotic that people would go that far.. so might as well match them
So many bike problems 
Once had guys jumping my fence to hide from the police lol
I feel like my life is so boring… although..
This morning I walked out of the hostel and almost got a free copy machine because there was an installer who didn’t speak muchEnglish and I pretty much speak no Swedish so he’s like “copy machine?” And I was like.. well if you’re offering 
But apparently there is a company on the ground floor that ordered it so I guess they had dibs
Lmaooo
It's a never ending cycle apparently
, at least the new bike also has a tracker and now has a disc lock and a heavy duty af chain
- cameras all around the house
Why does everyone want your bike
I see 😬 I guess that's the price you pay for having something cool
always buy the shitty looking bike for the city, so nobody steals it 🤝
But then you miss out on the really cool bike
Truee
Buy a bicycle.. so when you lock it at the main station, they'll only steal your bicycle seat 
That happened to me once
damn
Jumping down to see if they can open the gate from what I heard in the clip
Quite funny though as in one of the clips, they started running away once they noticed a camera switched onn
And then they decided to come back
You can see the little shit starts booking it
What are they wearing? Amongus looking outfits
Better now that I've had coffee, hbu?

Java Whiskers? I guess that's the cat cafe? lmao great name for it
Not too bad, short work week which is gonna be nice
Ok can’t pay in advance like that but apparently they have plenty free spots so I’ll just go there and pay on the spot
Make sure to post cats when youre in there
Yes show all the cattos or ban
Alright I fully give up on AAA gaming and will only follow indies until 2024
If CIG made a vacuum cleaner in star citizen.. this is it.
Even redfall is absolute shit which I’m shocked about because it’s developed by arkane, and their work is amazing imo
fuck off triple A
It looks like shit and runs even worse
It’s like open world valorant with the performance of cyberpunk 2077 on ps4 in terms of graphics
The last AAA I bought was MW2 mainly to play some COD with the boys + I haven’t played a COD game since BO3
I’ll sleep on the MW2 paid expansion, might pick up the next COD made by treyarch, it’s most likely slated for a 2024 release
Have you considered strategy/city builder games instead
Frostpunk, Factorio, Cities Skylines, Stellaris, Supreme Commander
Poly Bridge
Journey to the Savage planet and it takes two are pretty neat as well
my playstyle in THE FINALS is the complete opposite of city building
city destroying game where
I played Cities Skylines and it was a lot of fun, excited for the sequel
I mean in Factorio you destroy the locals, in Stellaris other worlds, supreme commander other guy
I’m an avid enjoyer of sandbox games, you give me the tools to do unethical stupid shit and I’ll spend the next 200+ hours doing unethical stupid shit
Have you played untitled goose game
Nope. I’ve heard of it but never bought the game
;(
Most of them are sleeping!
It actually frustrated me to play it alone, I had plans to do it with a friend but never got around to it
CATSSSS
I love cat cafes because the cats never GAF. They're so unbothered
Cafecito landed too!
Did they call it something funny like "catpuccino"
No… but I’ll give them the feedback haha
u are addicted to coffee
That's just normal human condition
This place is so nice 
Oooh cat belly
fair 
Some are camouflaged
They all seem to be rather small
banan for scale
banan?
Bananabread for scale
Ohh I could go for a banana bread, I should learn to bake
Bananabread is very easy 🙂
Literally flour, eggs, baking powder and bananas (and maybe some sugar or in my case, honey). Add cinnamon and nuts…

50 minutes at 180C
Putting a lot of faith in my general culinary skills 
If you get a 28 cm brick like me haha
I shall attempt it eventually
One of the rules here is “turn off the flash when shooting”.. as a americanized westerner I am confused..
Shooting what? .. do they have flash hiders here.. are guns allowed?
I do not understand "shooting" language relating to photography
I assume it's because the big ole cameras used to make a lot of noise and smoke

Why not add photos to the rule haha
That and the catpuccino opportunity..
A new cat appeared!
A puma!
hiding like a chameleon
what is my cat doing there?
Haha I love the concept here.. its sorta a shelter but very open 🙂
Cats get adopted within a few months and in the meantime they keep visitors company
I think many cat cafes operate on the basis of fostering strays and then adopting them out, I love that idea because it gets the cat to be very sociable
I admire the dedication to hygiene they require - I have, unfortunately, also been in stinky cat cafes before
way too similar of a cat 
Oooh is his leg ok?
yeah, photo was from like a year or two ago, he went missing for about 2 weeks and came back with a completely fucked paw and a completely dislocated leg
we think he got hit by a car and disappeared to "die" but then didn't die and decided to come back home
yeah, he's fine, he had surgery to do something like shave down the ball and socket (Femoral Head Ostectomy) and then somehow fix them into place
That is great, happy to hear he recovered
I started teasing them then gave one the prize but he isn’t done yet
if he came home when he first got injured, probably would have just been an easy case of stitches for the paw and then just popping the leg back in
Ah good.. was afraid :x
but as it was dislocated for a long time, if it got popped back in, it would just instantly pop back out
Ok my time here is up!
Do they just chase you out?

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