#🥚┇off-topic
trim wind
steep cloud
Tell me you live for Wii Sports without telling me you live for Wii Sports
steep cloud
PrE GROUND?!?
austere crag
Bowling
steep cloud
@bleak turret please, say it ain’t so..
weary ivy
I also have an original Xbox that I'm gonna softmod soon
soft crystal
<@1031907806472839268> please, say it ain’t so..
I will not go🎵
weary ivy
consolemods.org is awesome
weary ivy
I will not go🎵
That's exactly what I was thinking of too lol but I forgot the lyrics
bleak turret
PrE GROUND?!?
Yeah, I don't have a grinder and I honestly don't even know if I could grind it thin enough for a cezve
austere crag
I will not go🎵
Carry me home
soft crystal
That's exactly what I was thinking of too lol but I forgot the lyrics
hahah I was unsure as well
weary ivy
I was thinking of that and the Weezer song
soft crystal
Carry me home
and when do you turn the lights off?
weary ivy
ah right blink182
austere crag
and when do you turn the lights off?
Thats wat i remembered from forgot the lights bit
soft crystal
weary ivy
Flowers on the stairs, surprises let me know she cares
austere crag
Emo rock shows are fun
weary ivy
lol
austere crag
Everyone in the crowd singing welcome to the black parade
soft crystal
I remember feeling so cool and edgy in 7th grade when I started listening to green day, blink 182 and linkin park lmao
weary ivy
hahaha
they do make good songs though, although I haven't listened to a bunch of linkin park and blink182
austere crag
I remember feeling so cool and edgy in 7th grade when I started listening to gre...
You can relive those moments if theres shows
weary ivy
Zeph got me into system of a down
soft crystal
I only know a few blink182 songs but pretty familiar with the others
weary ivy
Toxicity is their best album I think
soft crystal
Zeph got me into system of a down
you know them?
steep cloud
I remember feeling so cool and edgy in 7th grade when I started listening to gre...
In my case it was Eminem, Linkin Park and 50 cent, haha
austere crag
Im more familiar with pierce the veil and bring me the horizon
soft crystal
In my case it was Eminem, Linkin Park and 50 cent, haha
classic early 2000s haha, great music
weary ivy
number one Monaco hater
soft crystal
Zeph got me into system of a down
love the band btw
austere crag
System of a down is goated
weary ivy
yea pretty good, Ive had toxicity playing on repeat in my head for the last 2 days
steep cloud
Toxicity is their best album I think
4sure
soft crystal
I also like steal this album, though I'd prefer saying it has bangerss
steep cloud
I find streamline to be technically intriguing
soft crystal
but the whole album isn't full of great songs
weary ivy
I still like older rock more
Offspring and smashing pumpkins
Actually offspring is after I think
soft crystal
if I had to recommend a contemporary band though, it would be Periphery, anyone know them?
steep cloud
Toxicity is their best album I think
No wait, I meant not 4sure. I like Steal This Album!
weary ivy
whattt
steep cloud
Ye
frosty vine
h
weary ivy
I only listened to a few but I didn't really like it
soft crystal
I only listened to a few but I didn't really like it
for me it's half bangers half meh
austere crag
Queen is my all time favorite band
soft crystal
Queen is my all time favorite band
can't question
austere crag
Next to acdc
weary ivy
yea queen is good
soft crystal
crazy good music
austere crag
Ah yes filthy acts done at a reasonable price
weary ivy
haha yea
steep cloud
Lately I’ve been listening to 70s-80s Zamrock a bit : https://open.spotify.com/track/7BfImUHCEA0ymx8YUA3Maf?si=RWjO5wcfTMKxEWaEbXJZdw
soft crystal
Lately I’ve been listening to 70s-80s Zamrock a bit : https://open.spotify.com/t...
interesting
weary ivy
Hear me out indian singers with rock is the biggest banger
steep cloud
Obviously that song is newer, but in similar style
weary ivy
I wish I remember where it was but Iistened to one on Spotify or something and it was crazy
how can you own disorder
somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
soft crystal
THE SAAACRED SILENCE AND SLEEEE_E_E_E_EP
weary ivy
aaaaaa it's happening again
weary ivy
what do you own the world
steep cloud
What he said
soft crystal
this looks like I got hacked lmao
soft crystal
one of the first 3 soad songs I listened to
steep cloud
Any MF DOOM fans in here?
soft crystal
I guess nope
weary ivy
:(
steep cloud
Any MF DOOM fans in here?
soft crystal
I don't know them
steep cloud
weary ivy
man even the music video for toxicity is great
makes me feel shit
one of the only songs to do that
by shit I don't mean bad
soft crystal
man even the music video for toxicity is great
tbh metal music videos are weird, cameras wandering and wobbling around some guys just playing their instruments while doing crazy expressions
weary ivy
yea lol
but when it's a white background, looks like the room is shaking, when he says disorder and it moves around all fast and zooms in on them doing goofy expressions
soft crystal
yea haha
rotund gyro
tbh metal music videos are weird, cameras wandering and wobbling around some guy...
And it’s almost always satanic symbolism
And if not, the lyrics are
And if not any of those, it’s paranormal shit
feral ice
busy day at work 
trim wind
oki oki
ornate maple
Don't let it get to your head 
feral ice
@hoary eagle
cinder wedge
<@93435582000140288>
the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger
trim wind
I mean what does he have to do to get the actual rank at this point..
feral ice
I mean what does he have to do to get the actual rank at this point..
I think i would have to make some original memes using the namatama character
i would love to, but i ain't got the tools 
trim wind
Download gimp
sand jacinth
What is good my gamers?
trim wind
I got an umbrella at the bloodbank
trim wind
I’m plugged into the MACHINE
austere crag
What is good my gamers?
nothing
i wish i could take a nap for an indefinite amount of time
trim wind
i wish i could take a nap for an indefinite amount of time
Notalivecraft?
bleak turret
austere crag
more like wakemeupwhenthefinalsreleasewhichismostlikelyaroundlate2023craft_
trim wind
Sounds like a green day song
austere crag
won't even mention just how bland the april game release list looks like
feral ice
Notalivecraft?
nutalivecraft
trim wind
austere crag
honestly $19.99 isn't a bad deal for a nut button
trim wind
feral ice
honestly $19.99 isn't a bad deal for a nut button
i gotta watch my next sentence
dear lord
trim wind
You can do it!
feral ice
huff huff okay here i go..
austere crag
uagweogaweg,wegcscbsdb i'll try modded terraria since i have nothing to do in the base game now
feral ice
Yes that a very exquisite button, it will most definitely give you lots of fun. And not be the result of very inappropriate jokes, that does not fit the environment on this server.
austere crag
feral ice
austere crag
no way tmodloader is now on 1.4
trim wind
bold kestrel
austere crag
i wonder what mild mischievousness will embark cause either tommorow or the day after tommorow
full mauve
honestly $19.99 isn't a bad deal for a nut button
as someone who just arrived i’m confused af as to what this should mean
but i don’t want to assume it is what i think it is
bright cloud
lament musk
expobar g10 control 2gr
steep cloud
expobar g10 control 2gr
daaaang, you running a café out of your house or something? Nice one
soft crystal
And it’s almost always satanic symbolism
yea I'm not even watching clips for some of the metal songs that could contain satanic things, and I try to avoid satanic songs as a christian
placid turtle
Do y'all like his hat
lament musk
daaaang, you running a café out of your house or something? Nice one
I could, but nah >D
steep cloud
I could, but nah >D
After seeing that I feel slightly more comfortable considering the Olympia Cremina for my next purchase 
lament musk
After seeing that I feel slightly more comfortable considering the Olympia Cremi...
i mean, you could also go for a used thing that has a E61 in it (I didnt buy my thing new, that would have been like 5ke) as they are more or less indestructible and infinitely serviceable
lament musk
Do y'all like his hat
he doesnt seem overly convinced!
trim wind
I think its a good hat
maybe I'm a little lazy not wanting to have to manually press my espresso
lament musk
maybe I'm a little lazy not wanting to have to manually press my espresso
aint nobody got time for that!
trim wind
I mean taking a piston machine is already asking for extra work.. if I also have to use my flimsy arms..
meh...
steep cloud
i mean, you could also go for a used thing that has a E61 in it (I didnt buy my ...
well, considering I'm looking for a lever machine anything with E61 is probably excluded
placid turtle
he doesnt seem overly convinced!
He loves hats
austere crag
i hate modded terraria i just spent 5 more hours playing terraria because of it
lament musk
well, considering I'm looking for a lever machine anything with E61 is probably ...
There is the quickmill 075 hybrid, but that looks even more expensive 😅
but i think that is more for show than an actual lever
red flame
PAPIEZ
austere crag
i'd like to know where do all of the russian CS:GO players get their microphones
how are they so shit i swear
steep cloud
There is the quickmill 075 hybrid, but that looks even more expensive 😅
Almost 10 times that of the La Pavoni Esperto Competente 🥵 so expensive, holy
steep cloud
i'd like to know where do all of the russian CS:GO players get their microphones
Russia
austere crag
let's goooo
i just rolled a a revolution case from random prime drops
that's like $2.50 free
lament musk
Almost 10 times that of the La Pavoni Esperto Competente 🥵 so expensive, holy
See, so your pavoni is a steal! go for it! :D
soon we need a coffee channel in here xD
wheat light
how are they so shit i swear
From the dollar store
daring fog
I have achieved MRE
Really amazing and tasty stuff
If soldiers get to eat this stuff
Damn they morale gotta be high
placid turtle
I have achieved MRE
Really amazing and tasty stuff
a few years back i had a hurricane hit my town and the red cross gave me a metric ass load of MREs to hand out, i gave away like 90 percent of them and still have like 20
sadly its all the worst flavors
daring fog
Oh :(
Prob stuff like the vomelet
daring fog
a few years back i had a hurricane hit my town and the red cross gave me a metri...
But MREs in general a well perceived by people huh?
placid turtle
they are meh
not really something most people want to eat
i have like 12 spaghetti with meat sauce MREs
theres a reason they werent taken while i was handing them out
daring fog
Yes
Some of em really are digusting
I agree with that
But for example
I love the sterling whole wheat bread
Like damn
Its full of sugar and other preservatives
But it tastes amazing
And elbow macarony is pretty nice
austere crag
https://nypost.com/2023/03/29/immortality-is-attainable-by-2030-google-scientist/
I dunno man, having more time to play the finals (by 2030 it’ll probably either die or get a sequel) seems like an OK trade off to seeing everyone I know die or lose contact with
drifting egret
I have achieved MRE
Really amazing and tasty stuff
give me
how much do mre's even cost if you try to buy one
austere crag
Either way I wish a good day to everyone that received a notification saying “Hello test1 by seank”
cinder wedge
https://nypost.com/2023/03/29/immortality-is-attainable-by-2030-google-scientist...
Aight Bois we living long enough to get to VR The Finals
daring fog
how much do mre's even cost if you try to buy one
I got mine off ebay for 17 Euro
Pretty damn tastu that shit
I tell ye
placid turtle
i just want full dive vr
vivid sparrow
I M M O R T A L I T Y
austere crag
Must live until age 450 to go see a real episode of the finals
drifting egret
Must live until age 450 to go see a real episode of the finals
tru
austere crag
Imagine you go to check YouTube in like 2050 to see your favourite YouTuber’s first video, and even though it was uploaded 37 years ago they still look to be in their mid 20s ever since then 💀💀💀💀
That sounds goofy as hell
daring fog
Lets play genshin impact guys
austere crag
Lets play genshin impact guys
It’s like every single free mobile game or something
daring fog
Sadly true 😔
austere crag
I honestly take no shame in paying for Apple one and playing mostly premium (otp) mobile games if any
daring fog
Well i cant live with iOS sadly
But i fully understand people who use it
i need my mods
I cant imagine a non-free OS ngl
LineageOS just did it for me
dusk mirage
I have achieved MRE
Really amazing and tasty stuff
Why is it always macaroni in tomato sauce
wispy nest
aint nobody got time for that!
austere crag
Why is it always macaroni in tomato sauce
A) Macaroni can’t spoil and will not change in terms of edibility over time
B) Tomato sauce is inexpensive, easy to come by and has a relatively good shelf life as long as it’s in an airtight container (can last up to 3-5 years), and that condition is met in MRE packaging, which is airtight.
trim wind
And elbows?
austere crag
And elbows?
Considering there’s no comma between elbow and macaroni I’m pretty sure it’s just elbow macaroni, aka the stuff you find in every store-bought Mac n cheese ever.
trim wind
Ah.. lame :c
austere crag
It’s basically a game of pick out the cheapest food with the longest shelf life, and because of that most of them either include: chilli beans or some sort of pasta, some crackers that are harder to bite through than a fully concrete wall, the world’s most unappealing drink mix, some sort of a cheese spread (as a non-American tubed spray-on cheese sounds nasty), some corn (because you’ve gotta have some corn), and some sort of commercial dessert or snack they most likely get for cheap or even free due to contracts with the manufacturer of said snack, some accessories you can pay $3 for a 20 pack of, and a totally hazard-free heater that does not emit flammable hydrogen into the air, and they eventually have to be carefully disposed of after 5 years because by then they’re flammable toxic waste.
Honestly all MREs sound relatively edible except for the British ones, I mean c’mon they’ve got canned scrambled eggs 😭
Nothing feels more like home than starting off the day with 3 year old, cold, square shaped scrambled eggs
gleaming ether
i've done it guys. every channel is read, no new messages for at least three minute. silence. true peace. may someone enjoy it with me?
sharp phoenix
bright cloud
not anymore 
unborn notch
It’s basically a game of pick out the cheapest food with the longest shelf life,...
government cheese is actually just whey, its very close in flavour to cheese curds, but a bit sharper so it lasts longer
dusk mirage
bright cloud
that music is such a vibe
sturdy forge
hooga booga
austere crag
Well, there goes E3 2023
unique knoll
I have achieved MRE
Really amazing and tasty stuff
where get MRE?
daring fog
where get MRE?
Ebay hehe
unique knoll
hopefully not expired
sharp phoenix
Woo it's Friday
rotund gyro
Did you try to write Friday in Swedish?
ornate maple
Oh, I'm tempted to send boomer happy friday gifs
rotund gyro
Oh NVM 
rotund gyro
Oh, I'm tempted to send boomer happy friday gifs
Do it
sharp phoenix
Did you try to write Friday in Swedish?
I just woke up kinda and I'm on a phone 
rotund gyro
Lmaao
ornate maple
I need more of these horrible glittering ones with butterflies and stuff
ornate maple
That is very wholesome
TBH the boomers know what's up with saying good morning
I love sending these back and forth with my aunts 
ornate maple
rotund gyro
Who doesn't want a bouquet of flowers every Friday?
ornate maple
I think the cringe bit is most of us sent these in excess at 14 years old
rotund gyro
LOL
rotund gyro
The msn days
ornate maple
I wasn't on MSN but you bet this was global
rotund gyro
I see 👀
ornate maple
Anyways, how's your post-snowboarding recovery? 😄
uncut needle
Gamers
ornate maple
Morning 🙂
rotund gyro
What kind of conference if I can ask?
Was just a trip with the company basically
ornate maple
Sounds awesome, but also snowboarding in front of coworkers is a bold move
hoary eagle
How can I get the haveyasinemywilltolive emoji? asking for a friend.
ornate maple
I feel like we'll need to make it an official one eventually But the way we do it is add anything we want to private servers and then use anywhere else
You can make your own server, if you have Nitro, just for emoji
Seems it was Yasine's first time snowboarding, double the bravery
I last did any sort of snowboarding/skiing when I was 3 years old
Don't watch that one horror movie about ski lifts (I say knowing I'll never go on a ski lift)
Hope you have a fun time skiing, also! 
rotund gyro
How can I get the haveyasinemywilltolive emoji? asking for a friend.
My friend made it in our server, then @bleak turret stole it and put it in his server
rotund gyro
Sounds awesome, but also snowboarding in front of coworkers is a bold move
Was my first time, and i definitely enjoyed it!
gleaming ether
https://tenor.com/view/flowers-gif-12175424
how about this? I got this sent by some family - and I don't even understand russian. Also, count the number of champagne glasses
rotund gyro
The first barrier is the most difficult i agree. But then it clicks and you get comfortable with controlling
ornate maple
how about this? I got this sent by some family - and I don't even understand rus...
Love how Slavic this is. Truly the pinnacle of cinema
The wishes are rather generic but I like the concept 😂
full mauve
i love snowboarding, getting on the lift is a pain tho lmao
rotund gyro
i love snowboarding, getting on the lift is a pain tho lmao
You think so? Was one of the easier things for me
The carpet escalator was ez pz
Sounds like a skill issue to me 
sharp phoenix
Ayyy, my bike write-off is worth £4k, happy days
rotund gyro
That's a lot of quid
sharp phoenix
It would have been more if it didn't get slammed in by a car a couple months before apparently
sharp phoenix
Tbf, I was only expecting like 2.5k so 4k is good
rotund gyro
No you're going down the slope
sharp phoenix
I'm sending you back down
rotund gyro
Yeah but you're going down eventually
rotund gyro
That reminds me
ornate maple
ornate maple
Whole week off work next week, yay
Seems like everyone's chosen April for vacation 😂
sharp phoenix
Easter holidays, get the most out of leave
I get 6 working days of work for the price of 4 days
Thanks to having 2 bank holidays
full mauve
i always fell whenever there was a flat area just before a small hill
trim wind
Morning
full mauve
The carpet escalator was ez pz
if it’s not that bad but because i have 2 skiers either side of me its kinda hard for me to get my snowboard resting on the foot mount, so normally the foot my snowboard is attached to is just dangling over the course 💀
coarse sleet
rotund gyro
if it’s not that bad but because i have 2 skiers either side of me its kinda har...
Screw the skiers, assert dominance and place your board flat on your lap
🙂
full mauve
Screw the skiers, assert dominance and place your board flat on your lap
lmfao that’s gonna take up the whole lift
rotund gyro
Exactly, a lift all for yourself
full mauve
snowboarders are VIP members now then
gleaming ether
yeah i thought so 
full mauve
their so big T_T, don’t apply the correct force to a certain area when turning and there you go off the course into a ravine
yeah it’s much more concerning whilst snowboarding considering you have less control and if you mess up on one foot you mess up on both
hoary eagle
My friend made it in our server, then <@1031907806472839268> stole it and put it...
I'm trying to download the image but it doesn't download as a usable file 
rotund gyro
I'm trying to download the image but it doesn't download as a usable file <:sad_...
Hold on
ornate maple
Yasine the emote provider
rotund gyro
hoary eagle
pog 
there we go ❤️
ornate maple
hoary eagle
welcome to the clurrrb
full mauve
make it an official emote on here (with Yasines permission of course) 🙃
ornate maple
We are not stealing from Yasine in broad daylight
sharp phoenix
ah, so you're saying we wait for night-time, got it
cinder wedge
🧠
ornate maple
trim wind
ah, so you're saying we wait for night-time, got it
Yup, I’ll get a timer 
trim wind
They ran out of tables so I have a little.. improvised setup but here it is.. CAFECITO @hoary eagle and @lament musk
ornate maple
They ran out of tables so I have a little.. improvised setup but here it is.. CA...
Love the croissant... Now I'm hungry
sharp phoenix
just stabbed my little toe against a table leg, I need that Yasine emote
trim wind
Croissant with poached egg on a bed of avocado
cinder wedge
Quaso
rain plume
They ran out of tables so I have a little.. improvised setup but here it is.. CA...
oh my god this looks amazing
trim wind
Second round to start the weekend
sand jacinth
As always, Povich, looks incredibly
ornate maple
Making me want to do risky behaviors (get another coffee)
trim wind
Haha
ornate maple
What is green 👀
trim wind
There’s avocado cream underneath it
(Not guac)
It is it is
My tastebuds say its avocado with lemon
On top of that is a poached egg with pepper
I’m a savory savage
But I understand your pov
Haha thats quite alright
These types of cafés always have an edge with all their dishes
@ornate maple note this down for teams: the sweet teeth and the savory savages
For a culinary gamemode to be announced
Starbucks connoisseurs 
I will never get coffee from starbucks
Its overpriced and the “baristas” are worse at frothing milk and latte art than me
I don’t drink my coffee cold
Thankfully this café has a book for that
No no
Nah.. some of the devs here did some recommendations for machines and grinders
And I only have to sell one kidney so its doable
Ikr
Ah sorry to hear :c
Its not for everyone, no worries
ornate maple
<@836961655077732405> note this down for teams: the sweet teeth and the savory s...
I do like this
trim wind
Add a team simply called “The Dutch” where even the light is over 6’1”
And it auto equips clogs and floaties haha
ornate maple
Are the Dutch really so tall? Afraid to ask what the doorframes are like
trim wind
Are the Dutch really so tall? Afraid to ask what the doorframes are like
Doorframes are 2 or 2.1 meters
And only the guys average over 1.80
1.83 to 1.85 on average
Yes
And congratulations you’re a rising star now!
rancid cloud
Valve must be hiding something
sharp phoenix
can finally hit those tricks on the Ts
daring fog
Uh i assume so
I am 183 cm in germany
And feel damn small ngl
daring fog
small at 183 cm <:kekw:1069980602285178941>
Fr now
I walk around
And i see those 190 cm giants
My god
And i lookk up and be like "yo uh hi"
dusk mirage
I’m bored at work and want to play The Finals
daring fog
I’m bored at work and want to play The Finals <:sad_friend:1012381497161945128>
What you working as?
lament musk
Nah.. some of the devs here did some recommendations for machines and grinders
Since it arrived yesterday I can say that the Rocket Giannino is rather neat! Very quiet and fast, grind seems consistent, too, have to play around with it more
trim wind
omg.. its so expensive though xD
for a grinder i mean.. I know it will also last for an eternity
lament musk
otoh, a shitty grinder will ruin your coffee even more. even the cheaper espresso machines can do a decent enough job normally
rancid cloud
Uh i assume so
I am 183 cm in germany
And feel damn small ngl
183cm smol? 💀
daring fog
183cm smol? 💀
Yes TwT
in germany at least
trim wind
I mean, theres exceptions to everything
Country Germany
Avg Male Height (cm) 180.28
Avg Female Height (cm) 166.18
Country Avg Male Height (cm) Avg Female Height (cm)
Netherlands 183.78 170.36
daring fog
Country Germany
Avg Male Height (cm) 180.28
Avg Female Height (cm) 166....
Wait really?
180?
damn
ornate maple
I told you, they're wearing heels
daring fog
I told you, they're wearing heels
They were male ;-;
trim wind
men can't wear heels? D:
ornate maple
So they were wearing heels of at least 3 centimeters
trim wind
look.. we have to evolve.. the ocean is trying to kill us
hoary eagle
I for one support anyone who wanna wear heels, seems like a struggle but legs do pop.
ornate maple
I prefer platforms myself
dusk mirage
What you working as?
I drive a van for a living, thankfully not for Amazon
feral ice
holy forking shirt balls, today have been a shirt day
austere crag
dusk mirage
holy forking shirt balls, today have been a shirt day
What did he mean by this
feral ice
What did he mean by this
i'll translate, holy fucking shit balls, today have been a shit day
hard coral
This is probably the weirdest egg related video I've seen
trim wind
is that the origin story of Embark?
austere crag
i asked a random russian guy in a casual CS:GO lobby where can you get such a shit mic and i got "YOU CAN GET IN SHÆNGHEI STOR 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 " as a response
west cloud
Damn
ornate fossil
dusk mirage
I love how much this dude hates being a meme
ornate fossil
Ppl become what they hate
dusk mirage
austere crag
Me outside your house (real)
spice crater
sharp phoenix
the best song to have as the MVP music
safe vault
Any of yall play Project: Playtime?
spice crater
neva heard of it
safe vault
Its basically a dumb but more fun Dead By Daylight
spice crater
if ya got an extra 5k lying around its not listed correctly and that sticker is worth about 112k
austere crag
Wow, deathloop feels like a completely different game when it’s played with a dualsense
I think the thing that caught me off guard the most was the in-game comms dialogue playing through the controller’s speaker
dusty kernel
Here, have a ME Catalyst screenshot because this game is an underrated gem
gotta appriciate interiors too
agile granite
when are we gonna get an arc raiders discord
agile granite
if ya got an extra 5k lying around its not listed correctly and that sticker is ...
stickers only add 1-5% to the skin and the skin is correctly listed.
spice crater
stickers only add 1-5% to the skin and the skin is correctly listed.
wack fr? idk thought they added waay more to the skin
agile granite
wack fr? idk thought they added waay more to the skin
nah, I just asked a cs trading discord and they started calling me slurs because of me asking about it lmao
dusty kernel
I've heard that Embark is planning an open beta for tommorow
finite vale
windows defender explaining why the air you breathe contains GameHack.E!MSR
lmao tru
austere crag
<t:1680300000:R> the trollage occurs
sharp phoenix
trollage?
cinder wedge
April fool's perhaps
sharp phoenix
oh shit yeah forgot it's April 1st tomorrow
trim wind
I feel liek the new CM is a personalized april fool's to me already :c
cinder wedge
Surely
queen coyote
spice crater
watch them be like
the game comes out next week. but we all dont believe them cuz aprils fools but then it comes out
finite vale
<t:1680300000:R> the trollage occurs
GMT+7 gang
spiral phoenix
@sand crown now u just need the clone wars intro voice to narrate what u sent in #🔴┇media-chat
sand crown
<@313242996160200704> now u just need the clone wars intro voice to narrate what...
yup i think we will do itteration with this vid
i hope it will be useful for RTFPD
actually i want to cover all question about game, roles, server and etc in 1 video, so you won't need jumping from channel to channel to find answers
sand crown
ofc i hoped you do that
spiral phoenix
heheh
sand crown
and not only u
spiral phoenix
ofc
mild patio
how get contestant role
or rising star
are they just chat activity roles
ah, they are
fickle badge
Yes
dark hatch
I may have impulsed and bought a 4090 suprim liquid.
bright cloud
Umm you might want to not do that maybe
dark hatch
Umm you might want to not do that maybe
But it was at MSRP.
bright cloud
Hmmm maybe then
dark hatch
I was going in just for a new mouse, and it was just sitting there all pretty at msrp pricing. Wife is not happy lmao
sturdy forge
Helloall
austere crag
wow the April fools joke from Minecraft this year is so surprising and full of hilarious moments
So uh…
The launcher is on fire and there’s a button to put it out
queen coyote
ornate maple
Hey! For April Fool's I should rebrand as, like, a pigeon
queen coyote
Lol
uncut needle
https://bevyengine.org/
Embark is sponsoring this project
Maybe its what they are using for Creative Playground?
trim wind
I’m quite sure they aren’t.. but mostly because they explained it once to someone who had a question about it and bevy wasn’t a part of the answer
trim wind
Hey! For April Fool's I should rebrand as, like, a pigeon
Nate trying to reach you over eggmail but I think the old ticket isn’t closed yet :c
ornate maple
Nate trying to reach you over eggmail but I think the old ticket isn’t closed ye...
Sorry, yeah it doesn't ping me on old tickets 😄
trim wind
Prepare thyself
sharp phoenix
Morning
trim wind
Morning
cinder wedge
Afternoon
sharp phoenix
I'm awake early on a Saturday....
trim wind
Oh noooo
sharp phoenix
So, what's everyone up to ?
dark hatch
So, what's everyone up to ?
Packing.
sharp phoenix
What you packing for?
ornate maple
Morning!
rotund gyro
Playing mw2, double xp weekend!
dark hatch
What you packing for?
Moving
ornate maple
Moving
I just love that your nickname is a verb and you're answering with verbs (or more like gerunds). Good luck with your move 😄
dark hatch
I just love that your nickname is a verb and you're answering with verbs (or mor...
Gotta have some fun with it once in a while.
hoary eagle
Maybe its what they are using for Creative Playground?
Looks like a cool project but creative platform is built on embark tech
ornate maple
The special Embark supercomputers on the Embark 11 operating system?
rotund gyro
all of it
hoary eagle
Running on my gaming laptop 
ornate maple
The Embark special gaming laptops with 3000 TB memory
hoary eagle
got that premium cooler-pad to rest it on, we gucci 
rotund gyro
so that's why I never had any lag when testing TF
hoary eagle
@rotund gyro you digg this kinda vibe too?
hoary eagle
Ouuuh that sounds sick
rotund gyro
gonna see if I have it saved
hoary eagle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIuhXncJnsw
noiiiiize!
I’m also in my kaytranada era, this shi slaps.
ornate maple
rugged plaza
Looks like a cool project but creative platform is built on embark tech <a:eggpe...
Embark tech is what you get when you lock up a bunch of Rust users in a basement in Sweden or something
full mauve
lmao
lament musk
So much sun out, I can barely see anything 👀
ornate maple
Just rain here all day!
lament musk
my dog found a pile of snow outside and lay down in it, taking a sunbath. not sure what her angle is :D
ornate maple
Trying to optimize that temperature balance, very smart!
austere crag
I swear E3 ‘23 is just going to be a huge hall with 1 stand in the very middle that belongs to some indie dev presenting his new 2D platformer prototype
nevermind
fyi: SGF will still happen on June 8th as planned
trim wind
guess Embark has to do its own event now.. Embarkcon
you can do a theme each year.. Embarkcon: an Adventure
Embarkcon: a New World
etc etc...
pliant orbit
austere crag
yeah right it's april fools
like absolutely not a single company in our entire multiversal timeline has made any joke because every company out there behaves like they're apple's best friend, so...
a) social media and fan interaction is for chumps
b) announce everything through boring live streams
c) sickly white website
none of the rules listed above apply to valve, which is why they're fucking awesome
valve
a) literally decided to send out a crew including the CEO of the company on a road trip to deliver the first few batches of their newest console
b) seemingly does absolutely nothing for 3 years straight then randomly makes an announcement that sets the entire internet on fire
c) steam's website is darker than the future of all onlyfans """"creators"""""
steep cloud
https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-wiggle-cat-wiggle-cat-black-gif-25712759
Is this what the youth call twerking?
austere crag
Is this what the *youth* call **twerking**?
that cat is n
swift phoenix
D
austere crag
no way
we actually got a new minecraft snapshot
so uh
why have an annual mob votw when you can place the player in charge of deciding to implement a feature
and that's exactly what 23w13a_or_b wants to accomplish
it's literally the chaos mod but democracy
i'm so glad we got a snapshot
fools 2021 and 2022 were kinda mid
ain't no way is that a reference to in development 2023 Arena First-Person Shooter 'The Finals' made by Embark Studios????? 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
soft crystal
ain't no way is that a reference to in development 2023 Arena First-Person Shoot...
AIN'T NO WAY RAY TRACING IN DA FINALS CONFIRMED?
trim wind
If life was this easy..
trim wind
ouch :<
austere crag
please end me
trim wind
how do people manage it?
sharp phoenix
manage to leave the server? fuck knows
trim wind
well thankfully getting to rising star is ez
sharp phoenix
I'm surprised the bot wipes out people's progress when they leave
trim wind
I already got 3x the finalist role amount
digital kestrel
when beta
sharp phoenix
closed beta only ended like 11 days ago
digital kestrel
huh
sharp phoenix
and nothing has been announced about anything else
sharp phoenix
yeah, the closed beta/playtest ended like 10 or so days ago
digital kestrel
yeah, the closed beta/playtest ended like 10 or so days ago
oh so its not up anymore?
sharp phoenix
sadly not
dark hatch
sharp phoenix
gleaming ether
i just misclicked and left the server
dear people, send your beloved prayers here: #🏆┇rank-check message
maybe someone can give you the exp back 👀
sharp phoenix
yeah, maybe like @austere crag 😉
sand crown
whaa?
sharp phoenix
I doubt they can
there are commands for it like -modifyexp or whatever the prefix is
according to the AmariBot website
trim wind
#🏆┇rank-check message then this would be the most fair last point
can you imagine if you don;'t check your rank eacxh day and accidentally leave
soft crystal
<@615522405330452497> what happened to RTFPD
hibernated it, beta's over
sand crown
hibernated it, beta's over
oh no!
austere crag
if i have to get XP quick, i know just the way to do it
i'll post the daily patch notes for popular MMORPG game called "Earth, Year 2023"
Here are the patch notes for "Earth, Year 2023" version 23.04d01:
First up, balance changes:
- Reduced the chance of stork migrations by 8%
- Plastic shovels now deal 15% less damage
- Increased the chance of finding "Small Pebble (Common) in the Forest biome by 8.5%
- Increase the durability of "Large Oak Twig (Common)" by 6 points. 134 -> 140 DP
- Reduced the chance of randomly tripping whilst walking on mud tiles by 0.6%
gleaming ether
ok I think that's enough patch notes
austere crag
Next up, some items and mechanics will soon return to the game world:
- The item shop will now sell completely worthless easter decorations
gleaming ether
oo actually now it gets interesting
austere crag
- Leaves and flowers will start to regrow on vegetation in all variations of the Plains, Forest and Meadow biomes.
austere crag
- Removed the 'E3' event from in-game event calendar. We apologize for the inconvenience and are unable to provide a date on when the event will be added back into the game.
- Preparations for the easter event has begun. The event is expected to begin on April 9th, 2023.
Last but not least, some bug fixes:
- Fixed an issue where jumping on a Trowel (Rare) while wearing the Rollerskates cosmetic in mountainous areas would cause the player to clip below the play area
- Fixed an issue where cooking Raw Chicken (Uncommon) on a campfire could rarely cause the campfire model to disappear
feral ice
Eyo nutters what happened to your rank?
austere crag
Eyo nutters what happened to your rank?
my hungry ass tried to leave a different discord server and accidentally left this server instead 💀
placid turtle
my hungry ass could never be a veterinarian
steep cloud
my hungry ass could never be a veterinarian
What’s the logic here? Would your ass eat the sick animals? 🫢
Don’t do that
placid turtle
my hungry ass could never be an open heart surgeon
steep cloud
Asses not made for that
hard coral
The RL patchnotes made me think of this sims patchnotes reading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nxsCZ2SEcQ
austere crag
i'm honestly surprised the playtesters never took note of the "Become enemies with Child" wish
late prawn
Oh man used to follow outside. Some good stuff there
gleaming ether
hahaha yeah
trim wind
The RL patchnotes made me think of this sims patchnotes reading https://www.yout...
You know you need to to these type of patchnotes for The Finals
to keep us entertained... the wiki already has a spicy description for the LH1
austere crag
Life sucks
Can’t even post angry jinx cat to show off just how frustratetedrered I am
sharp phoenix
what's up?
austere crag
https://tenor.com/view/cat-ceiling-ceiling-cat-gif-21079929
I’m concerned. How long has the C.A.T spy camera been mounted in the ceiling?
void echo
I’m concerned. How long has the C.A.T spy camera been mounted in the ceiling?
ever since the house was built
austere crag
Make sure it’s pet at least once every 12 months, otherwise the intruder alarm might fail and stop working until it’s replaced
void echo
*pat
safe vault
Eggsuccutive*
dusty kernel
https://tenor.com/view/room-ceiling-gif-17923603
the fuck? do you live in the backrooms?
void echo
mmm popcorn cieling
im enjoying my non-popcorn ceiling.
tranquil stag
waxen tree
Anybody getting ready to watch Australian Grand Prix?
waxen tree
Getting up early? Bro it’s 2am for me lol
waxen tree
Lucky lol
trim wind
Haha hey its hard being a European F1 fan
waxen tree
But I stayed up till 4am last year to watch Max win the championship, and I’ll do it again lol
trim wind
trim wind
Good night/morningg
sand crown
enjoy f1 boys
waxen tree
In Europe tho f1 is actually popular, I walk around college in the US with a Redbull shirt and people just confused lol
gleaming ether
yall in the states like watching cars going in circles more i guess xd
waxen tree
yall in the states like watching cars going in circles more i guess xd
Don’t lump me in with them I can’t stand nascar lol
Been following f1 since 2018 season and been watching every race that I can since 2021
gleaming ether
if you're into racing simulators, I can recommend you iRacing, imo the best online racing experience. also many pro drivers use it for practising there, we had Max Verstappen in some lobby a few years ago lol. it's expensive though
trim wind
I mean you’re getting a silly amount of races in the US this year
waxen tree
I got f1 2020 and 21 and then I got acc. I’m not a huge fan of subscription services so I refuse to buy iracing out of principle
trim wind
So I think your college peers are dumbasses
gleaming ether
nascar is waay bigger in the US than "road" racing we have here in EU
waxen tree
Nascar is big here there’s no question about it but I just think it’s boring, f1 has way more interesting racing and the drama off track is 10/10
gleaming ether
oh yeah, i can't stand watching it for more than three rounds xd. racing it is more fun though
trim wind
But you also have indycar
Which isn’t that different, its a spec series .. ish
F1 isn’t
waxen tree
Eh Indy car is like the wish.com version of f1, I am well aware that’s an unpopular opinion that’s just my stance on it
trim wind
But both running 1.6 liter engines, “open” cockpit
Similar speeds
F1 is just.. less limited and 10x more funded
waxen tree
Am I alone in the thinking that Sergio needs to hand that seat over to Daniel cause he is not performing at all this race weekend?
trim wind
Perez is not doing a great job
waxen tree
Max has 10 seconds on Lewis while Sergio was struggling against the MCLAREN
trim wind
Max managed to easily get into second last race and yes he didnt start in the back but on a less eventful track
Lando is so good with such a shit car
If ocon and stroll can just.. retire.. I’d be happy
I think stroll is a little shit and ocon has a shit personality haha
waxen tree
I Will admit Lando is a very good driver, like seriously that guy deserves a better car, but his car is so bad that it’s unacceptable that Sergio had to even fight him
trim wind
Haha agreed
waxen tree
See I’m good with ocon retiring but Stroll is on my fantasy team 😂
waxen tree
You gotta play the value game, he’s super cheap and in a really good car
trim wind
Thats fair
waxen tree
Wait you mean retire from race or from sport
Cause I never thought he was good enough for the sport
waxen tree
Yeah in f1 fantasy you get 5 seats and about 100mil to allocate your funds, I got max and Sergio which eats up a bunch of my budget so stroll is a pretty good value for my lineup
waxen tree
Yeah Alonso is a no brainer lol
waxen tree
I don’t speak a word of Dutch but I do have supermax on my YouTube music playlist lol
I feel obligated to put Logan on my fantasy team cause he’s the only American driver but man it’s hard to watch him this race
waxen tree
Yeah he’s not doing bad I will say that
He’s got decent pace but he just keeps making mistakes
trim wind
And remember AlphaTauri a similar shite car
waxen tree
Prepare for controversy lol
trim wind
And unlike alphatauri… logan has a good teammate that makes it look worse
waxen tree
True
trim wind
De vries has such a shit car.. >.>
waxen tree
Idk how alpha tauri could make such a terrible car with the Redbull power train
And suspension and all the other RB parts
waxen tree
Well last time a safety car came this close to end of the race… well people are still arguing over it lol
trim wind
Sigh.. well good news for you
I think next year they’ll start the race an hour earlier
waxen tree
Well as much as I’m gonna be mad if Max gets overtaken, it’s this stuff right here that makes f1 my favorite sport lol
waxen tree
Low key hoping Logan dive bombs turn 1 lol
trim wind
Haha do it
I want piastri to do that
Hell.. top 7 crash
Norris wins
For me personally… I would’ve just said.. just end the race here
Because with the low sun its gonna be shit
Omg Sky calling out the Dutch xD
I feel attacked
waxen tree
I think their trying to avoid 2021 Abu Dhabi controversy lol
waxen tree
Something desperate is about to go down
trim wind
Yup
waxen tree
2 laps nothing to lose for the bottom 6
trim wind
Blood will be spilled
waxen tree
Called it
gleaming ether
waxen tree
And Logan still couldn’t take advantage of that 😓
gleaming ether
lmao
trim wind
MCLAREN 6 and 7!
waxen tree
Lando deserves it I’ll just say it
trim wind
Honestly.. whoever makes it back to the pit.. that should be the final stand
waxen tree
This is why we watch f1 lol
waxen tree
How Tsunoda snuck this way into 5th I’ll never know lol
trim wind
I mean if they don’t redo this it was a waste of money
They should restart with the last positions
Do it again..
Dont care if max loses pole due to it
That way Mclaren gets maximum points haha
And tsunoda and hulkenberg get cucked but I don’t mind it
waxen tree
Logan yeeted de vries lol
gleaming ether
oh-oh!
trim wind
Sigh
waxen tree
Well at least he took someone with him
trim wind
@hoary eagle you are missing out if you didnt wake up early
gleaming ether
DARK_SNAKE and Povich no longer friends anymore
waxen tree
What why 😂
gleaming ether
USA vs NL
trim wind
Nah its okay, I will side with .. dont care
gleaming ether
just kidding
trim wind
Two shit cars are gone boohoo haha
They are not gonna give retired cars points I would hope..
waxen tree
Remember when I said controversy lol
gleaming ether
we wanna see them yeet in turn1 again!!
trim wind
No no..
waxen tree
Legitimate chance for hulk podium as of now…
waxen tree
What I’m getting from Crofty and Button is that nobody has any idea what’s going on lol
trim wind
Haha I think its going back to the old order.. but the question is.. the cars that got ouef’d (because alpine gone) should or shouldn’t be included..
And restart or no?
RESTART ORDER
waxen tree
I think restart?
waxen tree
Oh no racing 😔
trim wind
THEY EOUF’D them!
waxen tree
Poor Mclaren lol
trim wind
Why?
waxen tree
Wait I’m so confused is it first order or updated order
trim wind
Without the alpines they are still ok
waxen tree
I’m so lost is Alonso on the podium or not 😂
trim wind
Yes
A rolling restart made so much more sense imho
Would’ve been fairer to verstappen and everyone else
waxen tree
There isn’t actual racing tho right it’s just the cars going around?
waxen tree
I respect Alonso for being the type of driver to help the crew by grabbing the tires
Good luck to the people watching the highlights of this on YouTube lol
waxen tree
Again I need these fantasy points lol
waxen tree
This is where I’m at in the global stack I need these points 😂
trim wind
Most of the time it goes bad.. but sometimes he gets away with it like now
Ferrari out of the points.. oof
waxen tree
Poor sainz
waxen tree
I like laughing at how hilariously bad Ferrari has managed to get given so much money and facility assets but this seems a little much
waxen tree
But he did fuck over Alonso
I mean yeah but I feel this could have been handled differently
trim wind
Well in the end I feel like alonso got back his spot
waxen tree
Prepare for a sainz break check at the finish lol
trim wind
Man just about got a podium
Haha didn’t even think about it haha
waxen tree
We allowed to put gifs in this chat?
trim wind
Yes
trim wind
Hahaha
waxen tree
Feel like that’s appropriate lol
waxen tree
I mean Max win is still a win
waxen tree
Oh read that wrong I thought you said me saying max won was disappointing like it was anti climatic
Yeah Sergio was disappointing lol
trim wind
trim wind
Yeah fuck it.. do it
trim wind
Aston buying out Alonso was so clutch lol
Yeah.. but still has one shit driver 
waxen tree
Hence why Alonso drives well, he goes into every race weekend knowing he has to over compensate
waxen tree
“Peak” lol
trim wind
Yeah.. but gg to AM, put their money where their mouth is
With the car and magic Alonso
waxen tree
Wonder how Netflix is gonna portray this considering they’ve made out Lawrence to be a Bond villain
hoary eagle
<@93435582000140288> you are missing out if you didnt wake up early
Woke up a bit late, just finished. FIA.. 🤡
waxen tree
Woke up a bit late, just finished. FIA.. 🤡
Y’all so lucky to be f1 fans in Europe lol, it’s almost 4am for us in NA
hoary eagle
Y’all so lucky to be f1 fans in Europe lol, it’s almost 4am for us in NA
lets be real, I would still be up to watch it. No life. 
waxen tree
lets be real, I would still be up to watch it. No life. <:Kek:940033176808611881...
As long as Max wins I’ll pull an all nighter lol
trim wind
Haha damn those were some 3 hours
I’m HUNGRY!
Thanks for the good vibes here.. most F1 chats get really salty (and I got plenty salt towards stroll alone as you mightve noticed)
sharp phoenix
How was the F1?
trim wind
Good
gleaming ether
racy
austere crag
This is the worst April fools joke ever
Do you honestly think I’ll believe that valve is making any changes (other than localisation file changes) to TF2? Stoopid.
Gentlemen,
It is a pleasure to announce that I got my image permissions back.
Have a good rest of your day.
This is me right now
austere crag
https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466
This is literally me every day (hi everyone, why and how the hell are y’all in my house?)
uncut needle
kitty
austere crag
Can anyone confirm that the timestamp in my bio works across different time zones
austere crag
Yes, the staff managed to restore my severe skill issue
trim wind
Lol
cinder wedge
Can anyone confirm that the timestamp in my bio works across different time zone...
looks about right
usually active after 2 hours ago ish?
gleaming ether
Can anyone confirm that the timestamp in my bio works across different time zone...
for me it says 14:40 o'clock (1h 35m ago)
austere crag
Alr means it works as intended
I can stop stating that my account is on a hiatus since I successfully managed to leave my past online activity behind
gleaming ether
i need to clean up my discord as well xd
austere crag
Yes, the staff managed to restore my severe skill issue
bleak turret
YASINE
rotund gyro
BWATER
austere crag
Tbh it’s possible my other steam account was banned in CSGO because the trust factor was ass
gilded obsidian
sharp phoenix
Tbh it’s possible my other steam account was banned in CSGO because the trust fa...
HACKER
austere crag
So uh
A) it is a pretty new account (< 1 year)
B) it did not have prime active
C) I was messing around with cheats on it
Specifically inventory changers
sharp phoenix
nutcraft caught cheating red handed 
sharp phoenix
aww
austere crag
Valve when the entire lobby gets aced by a guy jumping around with a scar-20 staring at the ground and aggressively spinning
Valve when you don’t pay $60000 to get a red knife (you ruin the in-game economy)
sharp phoenix
truee
violet horizon
https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sleeper-cat-gif-26608526
austere crag
I’m pretty sure I’ve never cheated in any other multiplayer game than CSGO
Single-player is another story. Anybody up for a game of terraria where all NPCS, both hostile and friendly, use the bat AI?
queen coyote
waxen tree
The highlights don’t do this justice haha
Agreed 😂
austere crag
dear god
i just got a CSGO comp game on fucking tuscan
someone here is using a p2000
sharp phoenix
p2000 slaps
ionic mountain
Mmm
astral heart
anyone got recommendations for a netflix series?
austere crag
i'm gonna go play chrab campions
sharp phoenix
anyone got recommendations for a netflix series?
the Lockwood & Co series was decent
austere crag
oops wrong game
trim wind
I watched unstable the other day
cinder wedge
oops wrong game
wtf is this and where can i download it
trim wind
its pretty darn good imho...
austere crag
wtf is this and where can i download it
cinder wedge
this will surely be a nice break after a session of crab champions
aw what it's single player
cinder wedge
egg
gleaming ether
ahh yes. eggs.
void echo
Did someone say egg 🥚
bro called me someone
sharp phoenix
vast burrow
bro called me someone
Bro doesn’t know he’s identifies as an egg 🥚
cinder wedge
literally 12 hour difference
i'm practically off to bed lmao
wheat light
💀
sharp phoenix
cinder wedge
that gif is devious
trim wind
woops posted it in the pwrong place
serene vortex
my friend is going to rip out my internal organs and place them in unlabeled jars in someone random's basement