🥚┇off-topic

[trim wind]

MUTEMANPREMIUM GINGER BEER275 ML
Ingredients: water, sugar, carbon dioxide, acidity regulator (citric acid), natural flavouring (quinine hydrochloride), lemon and lemongrass extracts, preservative (sodium benzoate).

[steady smelt]

we got this one store in here which has like a drink sector in it which again is like size of a small store :p

[trim wind]

it literally is not on the bottle

[soft locust]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-bundaberg-ginger-beer-flavor-bundaberg-brewed-drinks-gif-16291317

[steady smelt]

thats the bottle I buy too

well, you are missing something

ginger is a different thing

[trim wind]

gingerbeer doesn't taste like beer..

[soft locust]

So it's not different anywhere else? odd

[trim wind]

and it is mostly alcohol free

[steady smelt]

you can buy ginger in non-alco too

[soft locust]

It's just a soft drink/soda

[trim wind]

its naturally carbonated ginger ale.. but the sugars got affected by the yeast

[steady smelt]

just for the first time take many different

[trim wind]

bundaberg is non-alcoholic

you can also make it yourself

its literally ginger, water and sugar.. citric acid (lemon juice) to conserve it and if you don't put yeast in it you can drink it after a day or so (because you want to have it cold) and if you want ginger beer you add yeast and leave it for 3

[steady smelt]

it says in the product info that "muteman has lots of real ginger"

[rustic totem]

You really need to replace that first egg emoji with a tree or plant emoji 🤣

[steady smelt]

started to search it 😄

[trim wind]

but not in the ingredients list which by law has to state all ingredients.. understand my confusion xD

[steady smelt]

yeah

[trim wind]

ok gonna start another game soon

need to get some heavy games in

[surreal olive]

have funnnnn

[soft locust]

Wait send a screenshot fo what they look like?

[rustic totem]

Sorry it was not related to your msg. I just saw your Disc name and thought "why is he named Oak and is not using a tree/plant emoji?" 😄🌳🌰

[soft locust]

OH haha mb

[trim wind]

oak get ready

I need you here

[soft locust]

ok ok

ready

ready

[surreal olive]

READY

[trim wind]

invite sent

now we need to wait for @weary ivy

[weary ivy]

last round i swear

[austere crag]

lol

[trim wind]

....

well Oak is taking his sweet time too

[austere crag]

If you ever wanna watch me suck at the game lmk

[trim wind]

probably flirtinging with Ash's mom

[placid turtle]

whatnow

[surreal olive]

when mom calls you for dinner but you addicted to a game

[trim wind]

I thought you were a harley/ivy gawl

[austere crag]

I was

Now I am a artistic expression

[surreal olive]

JUSTICE HAS CHANGED

[trim wind]

I want another profile picture too :c

[surreal olive]

get one!

[trim wind]

I sort of commissioned something but I didn't pay for it.. so I guess I can't complain

[weary ivy]

lmao

ok done

[trim wind]

PHONE

@soft locust

@soft locust

D:<

[soft locust]

WHAT

HUH

PHONE??!?!

[mortal linden]

RING RING BANANA PHONE!

[trim wind]

We're gonna start the game join us D:<

[mortal linden]

[placid turtle]

bamana

phome

[pine meteor]

i simply given up. Lost most hype for the game. signed up literally seconds after the announcement and nun.

[limpid finch]

whats going on peeps

[balmy estuary]

e

[placid turtle]

bruh what

how you gonna cry about not getting into a playtest

a randomly picked playtest

[trim wind]

lets gooooo

[limpid finch]

its the fomo my dude

[trim wind]

I understand it tbh.. I really was afraid not getting in either

[placid turtle]

yeah but bitching about giving up on a game because you didnt get into a playtest one day after it starts is pretty sad

[zenith bough]

Game is back up

[sand jacinth]

Imagine unironically 'giving up' on a game because you didn't get access to a playtest :L

[placid turtle]

funniest shit ever

[granite stag]

Haha

Totally not me rn

[sand jacinth]

INB4 he gets access later and does nothing but play it all weekend and is back in here with his tail between his legs :L

[granite stag]

But hey you know it's kinda cool knowing you're a part of the community at the very start

[sand jacinth]

Exactly!

[granite stag]

I still want the fucking alpha tho

[pine meteor]

lotta crybabys from what I said... game gonna come out probably mid-late next year lmao

so play testing early is cool.

[sick flicker]

But

Aren’t you the one being a crybaby

[pine meteor]

i said i "gave up" on the game

is this the soft world we are in now

[sick flicker]

I also give up on things when they don’t go my way. That’s what hard people do right

[surreal olive]

guys chill. This is supposed to be the channel this shit doesn't come into

[pine meteor]

Not Necessarily not my way... little consideration for those who signed up early at the minimum... is what im tryna say lmao

[fast light]

What is happening here?

[pine meteor]

weird stuff

[fast light]

Ok

How did you get a role?

[surreal olive]

you just conversate

and you level up

[fast light]

Oh ok

[zenith bough]

speak 55 messages and you become a rising star

[hollow fjord]

Yep! Just server level! Keep chattin, they're auto-assigned after a set number of messages 🙂

[zenith bough]

Speak 3985 or something for a Finalist

[fast light]

Oh ok tanks

[soft locust]

Do you think that in roles or welcome we could have something about that in there? Just so that people don't have to always ask!

[zenith bough]

Stick up, this is a hands up!

Oh srry I meant Hands up... this is a stick up!

It's Yolkshire time

[hollow fjord]

I want to make it clearer! It's in #👋┇welcome but it seems to get missed.

[soft locust]

Oh it is? Oh yeah! I see it

[austere crag]

Might want to see if you can redo the #1009830038021079161 channel and have the explanation of the roles above the role selection menus? It's a lot of work but would be easier for people to notice.

[hollow fjord]

Love this one!

[zenith bough]

Baguette-bonk

Bonkette* sorry

[hoary eagle]

needs a beret

[fast light]

Btw how many people are working on the game?

[zenith bough]

I believe there is at least 4, could be more

[hoary eagle]

Studio is ~250 in total but working on three projects in total, hope that answers your question!

[fast light]

Oo Nice

[zenith bough]

your welcomed

[surreal olive]

THREE, ohh can't wait to find out what the third is

🤩

[hot pumice]

the third one is the finals: battle royale???

[pliant orbit]

is it not just the creative platform? not a third game

[fast light]

Yes thanks

[peak charm]

This made me die of laughter

https://twitter.com/EpicMangoDude/status/1574860453360156672?t=nfwvWJ5wZiiftsS8QABjEw&s=19

Jason Southern 🥭 (@EpicMangoDude)

There is certainly a heck of a lot going on in this trailer 😳

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 27, 2022, 8:36 PM

[fast light]

Lol

Yey rank up

Bwt is the a playground mode in the game so we can just destroy things and not fight?

[zenith bough]

not at the moment

[fast light]

Oof i shud atleast be one in the future

[fluid vessel]

Rip servers 🗿

[placid turtle]

wouldnt know about dead servers

😢

[surreal olive]

[weary ivy]

care to share the third project 😘

[peak charm]

I'm not entirely sure what is publicly known about it, but there is some info about it on Embarks medium page. It's a bit different from arc raiders and the finals! There's alot of cool tech there though for sure

[surreal olive]

neat

[weary ivy]

cool, ill check it out

[quaint kiln]

interesting

[hollow fjord]

[median spire]

[weary ivy]

whats up guys

i want that rank 10 spot

so bad

so im just gonna talk here

whats up galant

hows your day

its 10 pm for me rn im gonna try and pull an all nighter to hit 20+ hours on the playtest lmao

hey

i just

hit

TOP 10 WOOO

time to go eat dinner lol

[latent lava]

Nice, enjoy

[weary ivy]

thank you thank you

[surreal olive]

goooooood job bud

its sleepy time for the discord

[placid turtle]

we can force it awake

its simple

galant can just @ everyone

instant awake

[latent lava]

Why would I do that? I like having time to read the chats 🥸

[placid turtle]

chaos is fun

[latent lava]

Who's chaos? I don't know her 😎

[placid turtle]

you will

[weary ivy]

And not have to answer the same questions every 5 seconds lol

[slim lagoon]

imagine the rage of @ everyone

oooh what's this chat for btw

just off topic general chat?

someone talk to me here

so we can rack up the 🧃 -y points

[placid turtle]

its just a gen chat

[slim lagoon]

w/ no cooldown >:)

[placid turtle]

yes

[slim lagoon]

so..

[placid turtle]

very poggas

[slim lagoon]

how are you ash?

[placid turtle]

downloading ww3

[slim lagoon]

you have a key yet?

[placid turtle]

about to try it out

nope

[slim lagoon]

wait wahts ww3

[placid turtle]

embark hates me

[slim lagoon]

same

[placid turtle]

idk some shooter game

went free on steam 2 days ago

[slim lagoon]

ooh I see it on ur steam

ur steam page looks epic

mostly negative reviews bruh

[strange fjord]

its a game that came out in 2017

[slim lagoon]

why the reviews so bad

[placid turtle]

yeah that too

appearently the queue is bad

[slim lagoon]

ooh

[placid turtle]

but 2042 has bad reviews and i played that for 100 hours

[slim lagoon]

Im always sad when a game ahs bad reviews for long queue times

cause that makes less people play it, and longer queue times 😭

an endless cycle

[placid turtle]

seems like server shit

which will get fixed in time

[slim lagoon]

why do you like trees, ash

[placid turtle]

well

i like norse mythology and my name is ash

so im the world tree online

[median spire]

also because WW3 is free 2 play(?)
more people trying to log in = faster server reaching capacity

[slim lagoon]

does the tree have any meaning in norse mythology

[placid turtle]

yes

its basically everything

[slim lagoon]

whats it mean? 😮

oooh

[placid turtle]

go into the norse mythology rabbit hole

[median spire]

Yggdrasil or something like that right?

[placid turtle]

yes

[slim lagoon]

norse mythology scares me

[median spire]

ayyy god of war

[placid turtle]

its really interesting how world trees show up in alot of cultures

[slim lagoon]

if I can be honest w/ you guys.... idk if norse is real or fantasy..

[placid turtle]

both?

its mythology

[slim lagoon]

like astrology?

[placid turtle]

vikings ate mushrooms and saw a bunch of shit back in the day and now we have thor and odin

[slim lagoon]

LMAOO

so it was an actual belief back in the day

[placid turtle]

thats literally the most logical thing to have happened

vikings straight up got high as shit

i love norse history and shit like that

[slim lagoon]

I wonder how much history can be chalked up to high dudes

[placid turtle]

alot

so very much

most religion im guessing

[weary ivy]

Hey guys I'm back

[placid turtle]

hey

welcome to the mushroom viking discussion channel

[weary ivy]

I saw a son of a bitch cockroach crawling in my room I had to break down rq

Huge mother fucker

Crushed it with 600 5x8 notecards

[placid turtle]

bro i get palmetto bugs

[weary ivy]

Ripped off it's legs

[placid turtle]

palm trees are evil for that

[weary ivy]

Honestly those are worse ISTG they're chunkier and there's always so much more of them everywhere

Cockroaches is just like one huge mf every once in a while but palmettos come in groups it seems

Now I keep thinking there's bugs in my bed 😰

[placid turtle]

cant even have a crumb of food on my desk or they swarm

[weary ivy]

About to go to sleep and see a huge mf crawling towards my bed and I fucking freak out

[weary ivy]

Yikes that's no good

[placid turtle]

ever had a spider drop onto your face from your ceiling

[weary ivy]

I feel like it's happened before yes

Well I mean

[placid turtle]

my body went into full panic mode

[weary ivy]

Per lifetime you get an average of 3.5 spiders going into your mouth

Something like 3.5 anyways

While you're sleeping*

Which makes it so much better!

[slim lagoon]

that's not true 😠

0 spiders

[placid turtle]

you know thats a myth right

[slim lagoon]

I dont want ANY spiders

[weary ivy]

Trust I read it so it must be true

[placid turtle]

i have eaten hundreds of spiders

[slim lagoon]

its funny, it was a myth written to prove myths spread easily, in some magazine... I think...

[weary ivy]

Thank god

[slim lagoon]

I eat 3.5 spiders a year, just not when im sleeping

[weary ivy]

Oh no I thought you would say that

[placid turtle]

yeah people are real dumb

yeah

my job is to be unhinged

[weary ivy]

you calling me dumb

[placid turtle]

yes

dummy

[slim lagoon]

guys

[weary ivy]

Eggward is not pleased

[slim lagoon]

we are all dumb

together

[weary ivy]

awwwww

[placid turtle]

im dumber than you

[weary ivy]

ferociously checks floor for more unwanted hitchhikers

[placid turtle]

\🌲

[weary ivy]

And by unwanted I mean I will burn them

Alive

[placid turtle]

there we go

im perfect now

[weary ivy]

Tree

Ashes of trees?

[slim lagoon]

the name change

[placid turtle]

hello panda man

[weary ivy]

Darnoux!

[slim lagoon]

this reminds me of wopper

[weary ivy]

Darnoux and the random gif every 7 hours

[placid turtle]

when does this stupid new here symbol go away

[weary ivy]

Deadass you must have this on a timer

[slim lagoon]

omg idk if you know this but that's something wopper would send

[weary ivy]

Is there a private server I don't know about

[slim lagoon]

OH WAIT you have the purple name

Im so jealous

[weary ivy]

Of course

Darnoux is the meme lord

You and wooper have the same emoji 😳

[placid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-futurama-sandwich-fry-gif-4290111

[slim lagoon]

whats the number 1500 to you

in a private server? 😦 The "Darnoux/Wooper no Baymer1 allowed" server?

ooh why 😮

[placid turtle]

my favorite number changes based of whats in my bank account

[slim lagoon]

"right now my favorite number is.... 1.43!"

[placid turtle]

thankfully no

[slim lagoon]

1... million...

[weary ivy]

Darnoux how many hours do you have in the playtest??

[slim lagoon]

lucky ❤️

[weary ivy]

I have surpassed even the meme royalty and yet one obstacle remains... The person with 22 hours...

[slim lagoon]

You like it all so far? The hype true?

[slim lagoon]

ooh you have access!?

[weary ivy]

I have 17.9 hours or something like that 😅

[weary ivy]

Got it the day of, luckily

[slim lagoon]

so excited to hear, been looking for a new game

[slim lagoon]

ooh that's awesome man, congrats

[weary ivy]

Yea it's awesome

[slim lagoon]

What games have you enjoyed b4 Finals?

[weary ivy]

There's a few problems like people leaving with no penality and DPS but still

[slim lagoon]

For sure, stuff that will hopefully be fleshed out before full release

Okay, wasn't sure if you were mainly FPS or not

[weary ivy]

I mainly play tactical shooters(rainbow six siege, insurgency sandstorm) but a few other things too like rocket league

[slim lagoon]

okok same here, very excited for tomorrow's key drops

[placid turtle]

i tried insurgency and got teamkilled every game i tried because i was new

[weary ivy]

I believe in you!

[placid turtle]

wonderful community

[slim lagoon]

ty king 👑

[slim lagoon]

LOL

[weary ivy]

Really? Insurgency has the second nicest player base I've ever seen, everyone is so funny and non toxic (first nicest player base is deep rock galactic of course, nothing can beat that)

[placid turtle]

we talking about the same game?

i literally got teamkilled around 40 times

[weary ivy]

I'm still pretty new to it but never got teamkilled

[weary ivy]

Whatttt? Must be a different game

Insurgency sandstorm?!?!

[placid turtle]

yes

[slim lagoon]

I'm hopeful ❤️ I hear a lot of people are making multiple accounts, hope it doesnt ruin the pool

[weary ivy]

When did you play

[slim lagoon]

teamkilled?! LMAO WHAT

[placid turtle]

like a year ago i think

[weary ivy]

You did something wrong

[placid turtle]

i existed

[weary ivy]

I don't even know if you can teamkill that many times

[placid turtle]

it wasnt always the same dude

[weary ivy]

😳

Ik but still

[placid turtle]

one fucker kept getting the whole team in on it

[weary ivy]

Was it just one match

[placid turtle]

followed me to other games

multiple matches

[weary ivy]

I haven't been in a single toxic lobby

Weird

First match I played was pve and we rped as snakes the whole time xd

(the first match of the second time I bought the game)

Bought it once, refunded them bought again

[placid turtle]

i played during a free weekend so no money lost on that shit

[weary ivy]

Oh well I think that might explain it

[slim lagoon]

what was their problem, holy

[weary ivy]

All those players were free'ers

[placid turtle]

it was only high level people killing me

i thought the same at first

[weary ivy]

Yea bro no clue, musta done some bad shit lmao

[placid turtle]

i really didnt

the community is just awful

[weary ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

See I can understand that if you were playing siege but sandstorm is better than that

All I can say is reconsider lol

[placid turtle]

i wont

its completely ruined

[slim lagoon]

Or just wait/play The Finals 24/7 😄

[placid turtle]

that^

[weary ivy]

Siege is also an amazing game- but a lot of it's community stinks to say the least

[placid turtle]

siege feels too clunky for me

[weary ivy]

I have 400+ hours in it ;(

[placid turtle]

still put like 500 hours into it

[slim lagoon]

holy cow

[weary ivy]

NICEEE LETS GO

[slim lagoon]

Play the best FPS, Rust 😄

[placid turtle]

thats a joke right

[weary ivy]

I still think 400 is a lot, my friend put, wait for it,

[slim lagoon]

AHHA noo, I love rust

[placid turtle]

gross

[weary ivy]

A WHOPPING ||3000+|| HOURS INTO TERRARIA

[placid turtle]

oh i have more

[weary ivy]

Yes those zeros are correct

[slim lagoon]

Im at 2k hours on rust

[weary ivy]

What is wrong with you

[slim lagoon]

HOLY

[placid turtle]

ive beat terraria at least 100 times

[slim lagoon]

Rust is so fun 😄

awesome community

[placid turtle]

modded, vanilla, mobile, console, pc

[weary ivy]

I think he was around 3800 last time we checked

[placid turtle]

all of them

terraria is my shit

[weary ivy]

We didn't count mobile 😳

[slim lagoon]

I've never made it much further than the first boss in terraria 😦

[weary ivy]

Me neither but with the second

Only did the skeleton boss and big eye thing

[slim lagoon]

yeah, I just did the big eye thing

[weary ivy]

Never beat Minecraft in vanilla either

[slim lagoon]

I got lucky and a shooting star fell on him

[slim lagoon]

ok thats a sin

[weary ivy]

I know I'm disappointed too

[slim lagoon]

LOL

[weary ivy]

Not mad, just disappointed

[slim lagoon]

what kinda programming you do

[weary ivy]

Desktop apps for the most part, working on learning gamedev

[slim lagoon]

ooh what language

[weary ivy]

I use some younger ones you probably never heard of 😅

Mainly haxe and nim

[slim lagoon]

noo never have. Why'd you decide on those?

[weary ivy]

Haven't worked on anything for a while though, been burnt out

[slim lagoon]

aww sad to hear

I wish a body-sized loaf of bread would beat me

[drifting schooner]

i assume you use lots of c++

[weary ivy]

Nim is essentially super fast(compiles to c) and has syntax similar to python so easier to use, and haxe just has an amazing gamedev environment and the language is just nice to use for games (dead cells and Friday night funkin are two famous games made with haxe)

[weary ivy]

I used to use c++, switched because it was just one massive headache

[slim lagoon]

reading the white paper now, so interesting

[weary ivy]

Use c++ if you like migraines 😳

[drifting schooner]

i feel it c++ was my first language

[soft locust]

terraria seems to eb that game that almost everyone has over 100 hours on out of nowhere

[slim lagoon]

I'm lame and boring so I do java for a fortune x company 😦

[drifting schooner]

right now im mainly using python with pandas

[weary ivy]

I chose luau on Roblox then c++ then python, way too big of a jump for me hahaha

[slim lagoon]

true, i was surprised how many hours I had but felt like Iplayed so little

[drifting schooner]

good old java

[weary ivy]

Kotlin better!!!!!

[drifting schooner]

lol just noticed your pfp

[weary ivy]

lmao

[slim lagoon]

I just read that kotlin doesn't have ternary operator? im OUT

language.contains(ternaryOperator) ? use() : trash();

yes!

they just added it recenctly, like a weekish ago

[weary ivy]

Look at D, I used it for a bit(not anymore) and has never stopped being my favorite language, I'm just too stupid to use it lol

And yes, ternary operator

[slim lagoon]

I hate people who use ternary, but I love using it 💕

[weary ivy]

When did I join I can't check I'm on mobile

good enough

[slim lagoon]

Wow

I joined like…. Today x)

[weary ivy]

I saw the teaser in my Google feed and I got in a trance lol

[slim lagoon]

Ty meme king 👑

[weary ivy]

I don't watch those teaser events, I really should. I don't even know where I learned about hyenas, think I saw it after browsing Sega steam page lol

[slim lagoon]

be honest, do you have a folder for the panda/fox creature gifs

[weary ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

Ok it's 1:12 am for me I'm gonna try and go to bed without thinking another cockroach is in my room 😅 goodnight all

[slim lagoon]

ooh I never knew

[slim lagoon]

goodnight friend!!

and what cockroach?

IM NOT sleeping I was replyig

[weary ivy]

#🥚┇off-topic message read downwards and see

[slim lagoon]

NOO ahha, I meant WHAT cockroach

[weary ivy]

ah yes

thank you for confirming that it was in fact just a piece of chocolate on the ground

gn

[slim lagoon]

gn!

yoo thats a weird timezone

[surreal olive]

Daaaaaaarnoux hi

https://tenor.com/view/redpanda-red-panda-pandabear-yay-gif-9133960

[twin cobalt]

Morning.

I am dead inside. I did not sleep at all.

[slim lagoon]

Sorry to hear friend 😦

What kept you up

[twin cobalt]

I am not sure but I’m testing myself for corona atm

I have all the symptoms

[slim lagoon]

Oooh man, hope it’s not and you’ll be better soon

[twin cobalt]

I’m still amazed that I did manage to go through the night without losing my mind.

I was kept awake buy random thoughts that made little to no sense.

[surreal olive]

[wheat light]

hmm this new?

looks like discord updated the emoji picker or smth

[surreal olive]

idk, I forgot how its always looked tbh

[placid turtle]

the gifs and stickers tabs?

those have been there for months

[wheat light]

the tab design itself

[placid turtle]

im still annoyed at the font change

[wheat light]

ive never seen that top emoji part

also looks like they changed the member since part in ur about me too

it's now visible when u click on someone's profile

[placid turtle]

thats been around a few weeks

[wheat light]

i only got this update today

[placid turtle]

or the big profile variant

[surreal olive]

Yea, saw that

[placid turtle]

that small one is todays update

[wheat light]

previously i could only see it on the big profile

ugh my 2015 account is gon

[placid turtle]

ninja vanish

fuckin leaf

[wheat light]

at least i don't get DMs anymore from randos offering money to buy my account

kekw

[placid turtle]

wait really

who tf wants to buy a discord account, they arent special

[wheat light]

mine had nitro since the day it was launched

so like ive been paying several years straight

[placid turtle]

thats still not really special tho

[wheat light]

people still offered me $200-300 for it

so i guess it's special in some people's minds

[placid turtle]

people are dumb

[wheat light]

indeed

it's just a discord account

[slim lagoon]

just turn off brain

[slim lagoon]

ooh I dont see your badge tho

[wheat light]

switched accounts

[slim lagoon]

ooooh

what happened to old one?

[wheat light]

tl;dr got harassed

[slim lagoon]

someone offered me $600 for mine, just assumed it was a scam

ooh rip

[wheat light]

so i got off all social media for several months

yeah i got doxxed etc. :(

[slim lagoon]

sorry to hear bro :(( that's the worst

I used to internet scrape and anytime I found a dox target I'd try to warn them

[wheat light]

thanks bro i'm better now :)

[slim lagoon]

ayyyy lets goo

[wheat light]

oh nah i got doxxed coz i was a mod in some large server

[slim lagoon]

this next message will be my level 5 message:

ebic

[wheat light]

epic

[slim lagoon]

oof sorry to hear

did they not like your modding? lol

[wheat light]

nah i exposed some pedos and then i got doxxed

[slim lagoon]

F

[wheat light]

basically that's what happened 💀

also tbh it was on me anyway i used to give out my irl socials

[slim lagoon]

ya im def way too comfortable w/ my socials n stuff

I removed mine from disc I think

[wheat light]

same

[slim lagoon]

ooh not my stema X)

steam

[wheat light]

apart from 2 randos harassing me on insta on my new account nothing's happened since

🙏

[slim lagoon]

ayy hopefully it stays that way

you have bad history w/ internet strangers lol

[wheat light]

oh nah it was just a one time thing tbh

never had this happen to me

[soft locust]

Are you ok??

[wheat light]

yes i am thanks for askin

dwdw

it's been like a year+

[soft locust]

OH ok ok

Just making sure!

[wheat light]

[soft locust]

[slim lagoon]

Are you? your pfp is invisible 😭

[wheat light]

[soft locust]

YES LOL I JUST CAN'T FIND A PFP

[wheat light]

just pick some random namatama pic from the press kit

[slim lagoon]

I'll draw u one dw

[soft locust]

Honestly i probably will haha

[soft locust]

You a artist?

[wheat light]

wowww

[slim lagoon]

you could say that >:)

[soft locust]

:o

Masterpiece!

[wheat light]

ngl that's already way better than how i'd draw a tree

[soft locust]

Petition to make this server banner

[slim lagoon]

LOOL

[soft locust]

Same haha

[wheat light]

i wouldn't have thought of drawing a stem or smth

[slim lagoon]

many years of school doodling

[placid turtle]

my cousin

[slim lagoon]

then more years of work doodling

[slim lagoon]

LOOL

your tree pfp is a liiiiitlebetter than the one I drew

[soft locust]

brothers.

[placid turtle]

lil bit

just a smidge

[wheat light]

that's exactly how i'd draw it ngl

[zenith bough]

That is one cool tree 🌳😏

[slim lagoon]

ty sir ❤️

[slim lagoon]

yoo this is so much better

[soft locust]

Treey

[slim lagoon]

even better

u guys r puting my tree to shame

[zenith bough]

The girth of that tree, Gary Oak style

[soft locust]

I'm so glad i bought need for speed heat than refunded cause it went free today

[wheat light]

[wheat light]

it's not free 💀

just for the weekend

[soft locust]

Damn i can never tell haha

[slim lagoon]

it's 95% off rn tho!

so refund and buy it

[wheat light]

yeaa

[slim lagoon]

god i wish I could eat sand

[placid turtle]

you can

[slim lagoon]

the doctors told me to stop 😦

[soft locust]

Yeah i had done that but it wouldn't launch sadly :(

[placid turtle]

doctors are dumb

[slim lagoon]

awww RIP

[slim lagoon]

u right, im gonna go eat more sand again

[wheat light]

just eat sand after eating an apple

[slim lagoon]

the stomach pumps werent that bad

[wheat light]

doctors will never dare touch u afterwards

[soft locust]

Was rlly excited to play it too! Need for speed rivals was a game i played for ages!

[wheat light]

floppa

[slim lagoon]

i want to quit my job irl fr

[soft locust]

What's your job?

[slim lagoon]

pogrammgr

programmer

[placid turtle]

program a new job

[wheat light]

can we switch jobs

[slim lagoon]

genius

[wheat light]

technically i don't have one i just graduated

[slim lagoon]

why what do u do

[soft locust]

What kind of programming?

Like games?

Websites

[placid turtle]

nobody wants my job

[slim lagoon]

i got pranked

[slim lagoon]

what do u do

[placid turtle]

everything

[wheat light]

i'm just doing some side gigs while applying

[soft locust]

Can i have a Bic MAC

Plz?

[slim lagoon]

software dev on investment tool for random company

[placid turtle]

i help manage a short term vacation rental company

[slim lagoon]

ooh epic like what

[placid turtle]

it is hell

[wheat light]

mainly esports stuff

[slim lagoon]

yoo, you ever pretend its urs and party in it

[wheat light]

i help observe games and manage tournaments

[placid turtle]

i dont have friends to party with

[slim lagoon]

ooh thats cool

[slim lagoon]

:(( Id party with you

[wheat light]

like for riot games, xbox, etc.

[soft locust]

What esports have you been apart of?

Well

[placid turtle]

how far from georgia are you

[soft locust]

Managed

[wheat light]

usually valorant

[slim lagoon]

missouri far

[placid turtle]

f

[slim lagoon]

applying for what

[wheat light]

software engineer internships

[slim lagoon]

niiice

[wheat light]

i'm a business grad so

kinda hard to actually get one

but i'm still tryin

[slim lagoon]

ooh u didnt graduate in compsci?

[wheat light]

nope

i shouldve chosen compsci ngl

[placid turtle]

im about to go to school for business

[surreal olive]

Ok eggs, I sleep. More testing tomorrow morning. Hope to see ya in game

[slim lagoon]

ehh, compsci one of the easier jobs to get w/o a degree if u grind online

[wheat light]

^ that's my logic

[slim lagoon]

GL!!! GN!!

[soft locust]

Ooooo goodluck!

[soft locust]

Gn! Hope you have a good sleep!

[wheat light]

ima beef up my portfolio and keep trying

[wheat light]

good night

[slim lagoon]

i got so lucky w/ my jobs

im dumb but joked w/ interviewers so they hired me

[wheat light]

💀

i mean tbh

skills can be learnt

it's all about the chemistry

[placid turtle]

i cant learn, i only know how to lift heavy thing

[wheat light]

💀

[placid turtle]

and bake

but thats not as useful

[wheat light]

baking's a good skill

[placid turtle]

i use it mainly to make edibles rn

[wheat light]

even better

time to start making money with them

[soft locust]

Baking is a great skill! What foods can/have you bake?

[placid turtle]

i plan on making a 3 gram brownie batch

[placid turtle]

i can basically make anything

natural skill for cooking idk

[soft locust]

From scratch? Like a croissant?

[placid turtle]

everything just turns out good

yeah

ive made croissants

[soft locust]

This is a skill i NEED to learn!

[wheat light]

wowww

[soft locust]

I would love to just be able to go to my pantry and fridge take out some stuff BOOM croissant!

[wheat light]

i wanna be that guy who could whip up everything with anything

[placid turtle]

Some peanut butter and choc cookies I made

[soft locust]

Same!

[soft locust]

I made some cookies today!

[placid turtle]

they might be a little special

[wheat light]

yummy

[soft locust]

Not the best, not cooked enough

[wheat light]

look at you

you can bake too

[soft locust]

I'm on my way to glory!

[placid turtle]

timing cookies is hard

depending on a couple of things a minute could mean alot when making cookies

[soft locust]

Yeah also they all become one BIG cookie in the end

[placid turtle]

you make them too big then

[wheat light]

we love a big cookie

[placid turtle]

yes but no

big cookie doesnt cook right

[wheat light]

[vale moss]

How did you learn to cook?

[placid turtle]

i just started doing it

started collecting cookbooks

[soft locust]

Ahhh i was gonna ask

[placid turtle]

i can make a different chicken dish every day for a year

[soft locust]

You just suddenly made a whole loaf of bread\

[vale moss]

Cracked

[soft locust]

Do you know how to make Tuna Pasta Bake?

IF that's what you call

[placid turtle]

bread

[soft locust]

That is the nicest and cleanest bread i've ever seen

[placid turtle]

ikr

[soft locust]

I would love this recipe

[placid turtle]

its just a basic bread recipe

[vale moss]

Thoughts on air fryer?

[soft locust]

Rlly just that easy?

[placid turtle]

i can do the same thing with my oven

so

airfryers are a scam

[placid turtle]

it takes a little chemistry knowledge but nothing crazy

just proof your yeast right and its ez

[vale moss]

Dang 😔

[placid turtle]

oh and wearing disposable gloves is big when baking

[soft locust]

I would love to work in a bakery one day

Bakery food is just so good

You can't go wrong

[vale moss]

What type

[placid turtle]

i havent made it before but it doesnt sound hard

[soft locust]

Yeah super easy! Made it once know it off by heart!

[placid turtle]

medical gloves are what i use cause i have a surplus

mom was a nurse so i have a bucket of medical supplies

[vale moss]

You making me wanna rewatch food wars 😹

[placid turtle]

how about you eat food instead

[vale moss]

Lol

[soft locust]

have no food in the house besides my uncooked cookies

[placid turtle]

rob a grocery store

[soft locust]

Only in THE FINALS!

Imma go and raid my pantry now

[placid turtle]

good luck

[granite stag]

Pood wars!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-19282842

[placid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-heroes-no-more-heroes2-no-more-heroes3-travis-touchdown-gif-22397598

[soft locust]

No way is that... The true Finals NDA???

[soft crystal]

NS NS NS WHOS THAT

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-based-redditor-jetstream-sam-gif-25147136

[placid turtle]

oh god not this again

can we just skip the sam gifs

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-kiryu-gif-25261393

[placid turtle]

i havent had time to collect more

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/makes-sense-samuel-rodriguez-metal-gear-rising-gif-25614844

[placid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-sam-metal-gear-sam-mgr-max0r-dies-of-cringe-gif-24594304

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-jetstream-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rubber-gif-24865376

[placid turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934982187726565416/997125927597256785/0760A62B-4B62-4431-B4FD-FABDE08659EB.gif

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-hideo-kojima-samuel-rodrigues-gif-25232446

[granite stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-yakuza-yakuza0-yen-japan-gif-21141831

[placid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-vince-mcmahon-wwe-money-cash-gif-19846454

[soft crystal]

anyone from the old ones still without invite

or am I alone

by old I mean those who were active on this server at the start of the playtest

[twin cobalt]

me

[soft crystal]

sadge

we really should receive it today

[mighty hound]

all i really fear is FOMO of the alpha test to get an exclusive item for playing closed alpha

[placid turtle]

ill consider myself an honorary old one

[twin cobalt]

lets hope soo

[soft crystal]

only got this weekend left, gotta play until 2am if i get access

[austere crag]

even I got in theres still a chance

[twin cobalt]

good luck

[soft crystal]

agreed, im a big collector aswell but alpha progress will be reset, idk if we get an alpha exclusive item later, but imo surely not for closed alpha only

[soft crystal]

when did u get access?

[austere crag]

yesterday afternoon

[placid turtle]

lets hope the devs are cool and let everyone in on the last day

[twin cobalt]

we will see

[austere crag]

less likely since that might poop the servers

[placid turtle]

thats a reason to do it

testing servers is important

[soft locust]

That would be going against what they're doing tho sadly

This is just a big test, letting everyone one in would also overload servers i'd say

[mighty hound]

rising star is a level role correct?

[placid turtle]

ye

its not hard to reach

[soft locust]

and i'm not 100% sure how it works but people were saying they couldn't let everyone in cause of something due to marketing

[soft locust]

Yep level 3!

[soft crystal]

and then finalist is lv15💀

[twin cobalt]

nah, i believe everyone will get the chance

[soft locust]

In the Beta probably

[twin cobalt]

just be active and work with the community

[soft locust]

Alpha i doubt it

[soft crystal]

XDDDDD at the end of level 4 rn, was active everyday since 29th

[twin cobalt]

nice

[placid turtle]

reject human become egg

[soft crystal]

sadly if you view it from another perspective and not yours, its not rational, the playtest is for the devs not the players

[twin cobalt]

depends on the goal of the playtest

if they want to test server performance and such the more people teh better

[soft locust]

beta will be that, alpha is adding/removing core mechanics

[soft crystal]

theyre slowly getting more and more in but having like 1500-2000 players (idk must be somewhere around that now ig?) then going 15k suddenly isnt good

[soft crystal]

this

but still

we just wanna be apart of history

[placid turtle]

i want to shoot people

[soft crystal]

thats another reason well

[austere crag]

pew pew

[twin cobalt]

you can do that in other games aswell

[soft crystal]

PEW PEW SKRRRRRRRT BRMM BRMM BAM

[soft locust]

Don't worry! You still have a good chance! Hope you get in :)

[placid turtle]

i never said anything about a game

[twin cobalt]

You will all get in i believe

[twin cobalt]

i was hoping you did

[placid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-futurama-sandwich-fry-gif-4290111

[soft crystal]

he didnt say, that doesnt mean he didnt think

hope for the best

[placid turtle]

i never think

[soft crystal]

thats cool

how are you alive then

[soft locust]

Tree

[twin cobalt]

do what yo body want

[soft crystal]

if we take thinking as any brain process

[twin cobalt]

that's quiet interesting

[placid turtle]

tree dont thought

[soft locust]

Tree is tree

[soft crystal]

yo body wants what your brain tells them to want

[placid turtle]

i just photosynthesize

[soft crystal]

oh

so ur a tree right?

[soft locust]

That's a very tree move of you!

[placid turtle]

right

[soft crystal]

wow

[twin cobalt]

tree is good, tree makes me stay alive

[soft crystal]

Hot ones episode 420: talking with a tree

[placid turtle]

i wish i didnt make oxygen for you filthy meat sacks

[soft crystal]

wish it then buddy

[twin cobalt]

ngl i appreciate it

[soft crystal]

its up to you

[placid turtle]

yeah you right

no more oxygen for you weirdos

[soft locust]

Wai...

[soft crystal]

there are other billions who can produce blebleble

[soft locust]

[soft crystal]

[placid turtle]

ill tell them to stop

[soft crystal]

Oh

wai-

how?

[soft locust]

p-p-pleas produce air.....

[placid turtle]

im the world tree

tree god

[soft crystal]

ah

[placid turtle]

get rekt meat bois

[soft crystal]

thats why you got these neat typing skillz?

[soft crystal]

no u

[placid turtle]

i typ reel guud

[soft crystal]

eggcellent typing hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaah

[soft locust]

Classic Tree W

[soft crystal]

@vivid oar sorry for pinging, curious how many hours have u spent ingame rn?

[placid turtle]

why is some idiot streaming warzone in the finals tag on twitch

[twin cobalt]

he is trying to get views

[placid turtle]

cringe ass nae nae baby

[vivid oar]

19 and still no full battlepass :_)

[soft locust]

Probably was originally streaming got kicked out

[placid turtle]

nah hes advertising it as waiting for leaks while playing warzone with the finals tag

[soft crystal]

how many tiers is the bp? and it will be wiped right?

ty for answer<3

[vivid oar]

16 tiers - 2 battlepasses

[soft locust]

Everything will be wiped

[vivid oar]

ISEUL-T and OSPUZE

[soft crystal]

simultaneously level up both, you choose one or they follow each other without letting you tp choose the first?

damn why am i even asking these questions

[vivid oar]

you can choose any

both at the same time

one only

etc

[soft crystal]

so if both the xp splits?

[vivid oar]

theres no xp

@soft crystal basically how you get the battelpass levels is by spending sponsor money

sponsor money can be obtained by finishing contracts (special challenges) or just by playing and winning

and each tier costs 1000 sponsor money

[placid turtle]

thats a nice fresh off of the normal bp shit

[vivid oar]

yoyo

wassup

[placid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-cat-review-gaming-cat-gaming-gaming-cat-gif-25254239

[soft crystal]

nice tree

[soft crystal]

.

[placid turtle]

the best tree

[austere crag]

just won another game!! 2v3

[soft crystal]

GOT EMAIL GUYS

[placid turtle]

wack

[soft locust]

DID YOU GET IN?!

[soft crystal]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[soft locust]

WOOOOOOO

[placid turtle]

i cri

[soft locust]

HAVE FUN!!!

[soft crystal]

you not in?

tree

[soft crystal]

DEF WILL, PLAYING TILL 2AM TODAY

[twin cobalt]

Im not in aswell so i just chill

[soft crystal]

dw youll get in too

i believe in you!!!

[placid turtle]

what kind of witchcraft are you using to do that

[soft crystal]

if I made it

[soft crystal]

time zone difference is the name of magic

[placid turtle]

unpossible

[soft crystal]

its 10am here

im european

[placid turtle]

ah so you dont exist

gotcha

[soft crystal]

1min

[twin cobalt]

10:36

[soft crystal]

yes

[twin cobalt]

same

[soft crystal]

Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it “Eastern USA” which was eventually abbreviated as just “EU”

[mighty hound]

hmmm

[twin cobalt]

Jup true story

[placid turtle]

everyone but me is an NPC

[twin cobalt]

you are a tree

[placid turtle]

shat

you are an npc

[twin cobalt]

ok mis'trees

[normal rune]

I want it to be christmas so bad. I miss the snow and the santa fun.

[twin cobalt]

same

[placid turtle]

i wish i could get snow here

[twin cobalt]

although we probably wont have snow

[normal rune]

I wanna Ice Skate, have snowball fights and last but not least the hot coco 🤤

Never too old to have some hot coco xD

[austere crag]

this game sucks

[soft crystal]

Stewie its 2022, snow doesnt exist

[twin cobalt]

i want some hot coco

[soft crystal]

hot coco good tho

[placid turtle]

mix coffee and hot choc

[austere crag]

oh boy you couldn't of waited to use that for ages

[austere crag]

h-hey want me to post my reaction image?

[placid turtle]

it gets alot more use than you think

[austere crag]

yeah on reddit

[placid turtle]

haha try

go ahead

[austere crag]

n

[normal rune]

Sadly this might be true. I just remember that a couple of years back I could Ice Skate on the streets.

[placid turtle]

lmao nerd had to dm me

didnt even read it

https://tenor.com/view/glasses-sunglasses-cool-tom-cruise-smile-gif-17437889

[mighty hound]

hmm

[austere crag]

its my comic

i made it

it's called "testicle tuesday"

[placid turtle]

mhm

[austere crag]

h-he called me a redditor! m-mods!

[placid turtle]

?

this discord gets wild past 2 am

[normal rune]

Haha

[austere crag]

me n the boys will run u up wit the lcp

fr

wash yo step kid

[normal rune]

When?

[austere crag]

me n mah homies were like wutang

[normal rune]

Always clean so no need

[austere crag]

you don't understand i'm like on 20 layers of irony

[normal rune]

Try

[austere crag]

you have a invite stewie

[normal rune]

I am quite interest in your irony.

No please in here 😄

Irony is save so no need to go in DM's

[austere crag]

european words.

[twin cobalt]

This convo is drifting weird ways

[normal rune]

Tbh can't agree more

[austere crag]

you are teal.

[twin cobalt]

So anyways what are you doing?

[normal rune]

Ye just leveled up

[austere crag]

playing ss13

[normal rune]

Making more Art.

[twin cobalt]

congrats

[austere crag]

well "playing" i'm dead right now

[normal rune]

Thank you 😄

[austere crag]

the captain killed me with a lightsaber because i slipped him while he was chasing a mime

take all of that literally.

[twin cobalt]

sounds like an interesting story

you got anymore of that?

[austere crag]

i mean

i could tell you when i got beat by security as a clown because i wouldn't stop whistling and honking my horn.

honking my horn, meaning literally honking my bike horn.

[twin cobalt]

hm that sounds interesting

[austere crag]

literally honking a horn not like

touchin urself

[twin cobalt]

i see you want the kids

[austere crag]

because u can get banend for that in game

🤨

[twin cobalt]

oh in game, i was hoping for an irl story

[austere crag]

theres like two types of crit, soft crit, where you'll stay alive for awhile but unconcious then hard crit where you'll die in a few seconds or minutes..

after the captain, i dragged myself on my stomach to medbay... to get crushed by a firelock and killed instantly.

all while the mime was running around... and they were still waiting for evac.

[twin cobalt]

Hm, that sounds like a story to remember

[normal rune]

What game was that?

[normal rune]

I love the secret sarcasm xD

[austere crag]

space station 13.

[twin cobalt]

nah i would never be sarcastic

[austere crag]

don't play on bad 18+ servers