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oh so you meant that
sword is good, almost took out a team of 3 all by myself, people arent expecting to get jumped on 😄
time to pla- oh wait no access
🤞
Have you got it yet
hell no, but I'm chillin.
swing time on sword feels slower than pickaxe in fortnite, so it's not that engaging haha
Weeb shit detected! Straight to hell with you!
HELL 2 U
Jokes on you I'm already there
Hell is not having access to The Finals
Guys I finally got the email I’m in baby 🥰🥰
uhhhhhhhh world is hell
GGS BRO IM JUST WAITING FOR MINE
Now I wait for work to end 🫠
trade offer kidney for your steam account?
You’ll get it soon dw
Kidneys fetch a pretty penny 👀
me too wanna see who gets it first
Are they gonna give me free RP and skins for watching?
Good morning everyone!
nice, it'll get your mind off of waiting and then next thing you know it will be sitting in your steam library
good evening
How are you all today?
XDDDD hope
Haha well we are on a winning streak thanks to @late prawn giving us two wins and now we're getting a third win with a rando 😄
Its us vs KimB
Partikel ❤️
YOUare IN?
@hoary eagle are you still constantly giving out playtest access or did todays wave end?
Finalists got to play the finals as I see
yeah been playing for the last 6 hours or so 😉
damn
LET ME IN
one question
WGAH
battle pass how many tiers?
Nope
just how soon should i get access to max it out
to clarify none of trhe finalists got any special treatment because of the rank >.>
ikr
are there skins?
yes
yes
@trim wind do you meet other squads or are you teaming up against randos?
I cant show you but I am wearing a heavy black outfit with golden helmet and a tutu
@trim wind
16 in each
no possibility for real money purchases sb told me
in this playtest
IRL???
yep, right now its no rm
FUCK
wdym each
do u get cosmetics by being in the alpha
yes
ingame currency farmable with matches and quests, sb who got access can explain it even further
You have access to cosmetics but there are not specific ones just for Alpha. They also do not carry with you after the Alpha.
alpha exclusive cosmetics would be sick
Wooper you played yet?
oh so not worth grinding challenges for them
there are two battle passes, one for iseul-t and one for ospuze with 16 tiers in each
I dunno if I can tell you anything about the battlepass but its a very original take thats all you nee to know 🙂
hehe
and its all with ingame currency
thats sick
Oh hahha
no if all alpha is closed
haters will say it's photoshoped
FINALLY
maybe a limited steam avatar
I played during internal playtests in the past few days also!
GET SOME W's
I cant be the only one refreshing youtube/twitch nonstop to see if anyone leaks gameplay XD I'm refreshing those more then my damn email
The point is, you get to take a lil break and have some fun tho
oh god please dont matchmake me with whooper, I'll get whooped
Rub it in more why don’t yeah 
OMG I JUST GOT IT
ez good job
NO WAY GG
can i be you
Kidding 
Did you do any good? And also are you in the trailer?
I'm not in the trailers, nope!
Congrats fellow finalist!
LUCKY ASS
you are allowed to talk and write about it, just not share videos or images
My app got declined hehehe
Thank youuuuuuuuu - Good luck to everyone here. To clarify, I am NA & I signed up last night.
@hollow fjord weird question also idk if you know about that/you are allowed to answer, but will future normal battle passes be refarmable like fortnite apex warzone?
I don't know that I'm allowed to answer anything like that, sorry friend!
signed up last night too so gg
okay, ty:)
Oh man I can’t wait to go home and install this baby and give some feedback
THREE WINS IN A ROW LETS GO! @vivid oar and me DREAMTEAM!
OAIGHNPIOASJGHÖÜSAJGPŐIOASEJGŐÖi
I’m 1# na
I guess I'm like the one old guy active that hasn't gotten it if Povich, Darnoux, and Swa got it
still have no invite
WOOOOOO
povich the goat
at least yall wont clap me cuz im EU
if i get in lemma join u guys
but are you playing squad, with voice chat, against randoms? @vivid oar @trim wind
Haha I'm taking a break
we played against an embark employere D:
and it was only me and swa this time
are you saying we are abusing communication channels!?
ah ok, still curious if some are full squads against us randoms with only 4 ping commands 🤷
Why would you insinuate those types of things Giriko?
you clearly never heard me talk..
because some teams seem a bit more coordinated 😂
you got straight to the point people
and you got me first describe every adjective in existence before telling you what I need from you
i dont need comms, i just go crazy, got 3 wins so far and in the finals rn
100% I'm gonna be in a vc with Swa later when we play
hahaha
Look.. when two of the three finalists party up.. you are in trouble
ahh ur NA too
ye
and I am EU 😉
egg
I am very very Dutch for your information
how you play together then
but I'm not gonna be trying to win, just trying to break the game
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
I am doing my job.. filled out 7 reports my dude 😉
hello, if you have requested access along time ago, when does approvals come through? (on steam)
Reports for what?
G E K O N O L I S E E R D!
its random
If you have signed up for the Alpha playtest on Steam and have not yet received an email or access, do not fret! Access can still be granted for the entire duration of the playtest until October 3rd. So if you did not receive an email yet, there is still ample time! Remember to check your email associated with your steam account throughout the day.
dang ok
time doesnt matter, a guy registered today morning so
Bugs, surveys and suggestions
and got access
damn my SSD does not like this update
Steam does that shit tbh
rewriting the 9gb of files is taking soooo looooong
Me, Swa and Darnoux all got our access at different times today.. we didn't get them as a courtesy for whom may think that us spammy kids got anything by default
damn, i requested like... a month ago? i dont even remember lol GRRR
probably late augsut after the gamescom announcement
what shit?
i casually put in my request on my phone after i saw the pre-alpha gameplay trailer on twitter the other day and i got in at 2pm sharp pretty much
it's very random
yes
installs insanely slow at times
ahh
last name related? lol NOT FAIR
omw to worlds first melee win*
ok it's done. see you guys on the battlefield
Bet
have fun
count me in too, im slightly spammy
like i wont even notice if it installs slower than usual cuz my pc downloads stuff at the lowest possible speed
When i get into beta i'll do it
I will eat this game once I get access
we'll see who gets the 4th finalist and join the finalist club harharhar
You should try installing WW3, it's done through peer 2 peer
So getting 1kbps is painfully common
FINALIST LETS GO
wait theres a 3rd now?
you cant escape
Is that game any good sounds amazing?
darnoux, povich and swa
I'll be a finalist one day
same
yes.. the first one is burried under memes
yea lmao

ahh darnoux as well didnt notice
yup just has a higher role
me too, im coming for you both
It's small scale battlefield with ACTUAL soldier customisation. Yeah, it's pretty fucking good and just went free to play.
let me check rq
WE SHALL SEE
yupxd was looking at that too
well Wooper is distracted with playing so go do it NOW!
whats your rank
11
Storage?
wooper is 10
Me waiting for my access🫡
damn earlier today wooper was like 17
I KNOW
i need to get in the playtest bro i been spending sm time refreshing my email
today really boosted them
woo i joined 15 hrs ago and already 67th
there should be a bundle ingame called "the prime finalist" and its just a red panda mask
65 gigs. It can download quickly depending on how many people are seeding
Sweet
what?!?! when i installed it was 10
wohoo 🎉 won with a sword 😄
I'll take a look at it
ggs
nice lmao i could only get one kill
There's way more shit in it now :)
i keep going up against embark devs
and theyre like the final boss
theyre all goated lmao
i only got 3, but my team made sure to kill and i stole the vaults and cashed them
Damn
add sam hyde skin
i wonder if NA servers actually have people in them now lmao
ive had to use EU servers the entire time
only played silenced pistol otherwise, it's good. It says it's for short range but I've took out some people across big distances
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
hows the map btw
does it do decent dmg?
yes, 2-4 sec TTK on medium/heavies
they werent joking that you can destroy anything
damn nice
ofc it depends on how fast you click
How often does the Announcer talk?
it's cool, lots of verticality and stuff
really only at the beginning
If there an ability to have them talk more often?
no lmao
:C
I wake
at the beginning of each round, what i have noticed
I want him talking MORE
weird dog
weird parrot
bro what i just jitter clicked and took a quarter of health lmao
i am so close to level 4
im not sure what jitter click means, but i kill people quickly 🤷 guess I'm just built different 😉 Or my time perception is way of 😅
hello when the game relases
built different tbh
I requested the game from steam
i see the damage now, just gotta hit headshots
xd guys 100k people watching worlds and it hasnt even started
ok yea sup pistol is op
Hmm


Hi
@everyone hi
egg
it feels real good
I like to crush eggs
so satisfying
lads
lads
lad
laddy
how
when
I HAVE
did you get invite recently
NO IDEA
PUIGH LUJ(IOÜÄKL;NJKHUML;:
Ö:JKH;N MUIAFIOHUJLNM:
I THINK I WAS JUST BLIND MAYBE
youve reached the finals
nice
Let's go Milk!
Congrats! Time to change your about me! 
HEY
Any more people get into t GG e alpha.
theres always tomorrow
Plenty of time
yeah
AND
what if my house gets struck by a meteor overnight?
we don't even know if they've stopped today (unless we do and I'm just blind)
you have better chance of getting access than that happening, pls
Yeah true
GGS MILK
I'm going to download ww3 and eat and do other stuff In the meantime.
Its my cousin!!!
nice, gotta sleep in 1-2 hours anyways
W
tmrw must wake up with a playtest access
i hope i get access tomorrow
then I can play all weekend
Hey guys I'm coming over here now the kmb vs controller argument is tiring lol
lets hope together
i am just shit posting in the finals chat
what
Both are good
neither are better
Ik
whats the keybind for pings?
me after finishing the download
it WOULD be my luck
i wanna join
for me its alt? maybe both
there is a common issue where you dont get the invite email because of a windows error
you have to delete system 32
true
this feels surreal
true
HAVEFUN
yea
This is Gaston
I think so too, just canned yolks and whites
canned egg
What is the eggs name?
eggward
Is that ACTUALLY their name
yes
official name is namatama
eggward
GigaEgg
namatama is just fake gudetama
legal name is namatama "eggward" the finals
eggy eggward namatama jr the third
egg eggsy eggerson eggward egguela eggson namatamshimashita the last
eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg the final
the wiki image names are eggward
eggward
That is Lorg Eggmont of Yolkshire!
apparently emails are still going out
throughout the playtest yea
its the next 4 days
Anyone wanna join the Cult of Eggward?
pov you dont call eggward eggward
can TFPD members be in cults?
The Finals Pin Department, and ur a member and me too
OH OK
I was like, thats some pin shit isn't it
yes, secret cult members for sure
we got the pin swat, pin police, pin politicians, all of em
yess
i classify myself as a pin mercenary
we are the biggest undercover network on the server
we have thousands of http servers routing through this server to communicate about pins
and we are secretly changing every single pixel in the game for a pin
we've been found boys, scatter
Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it “Eastern USA” which was eventually abbreviated as just “EU” - GENIUS COPYPASTA FROM TWITCH
Very , true story
obv
real
people in europe in 1847: not on earth
another gem
Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch C9 play at worlds. When will they play?
i mean lol esports chat is a freakshow
maybe
Rice is good
You tellin' me uhhhhhhhh a shrimp fried this shit, gamer?
havent u seen cooking shrimps?
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "teh feinals" and want to become goodest player. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am egg man
He did there is no reason not to believe that
This story tho… not quiet sure about that

i seld mi soul for a potato to no die from no eat
how long would an email take to be sent?
Local wooper spotted happy today
Absolutely random
read our names
gotcha, appreciate the help!
Keep it appropriate please!
eggpropriate
lol tbh faq doesnt even say anything about it, its random, you can get invited during the whole playtest anytime
Certified eggcellent gaming moment
eegg
I want that
LET'S GO!
EGG
EMPIRE OF EGGWARD
Guess the official release date of the finals will be the egg day
I hereby declare 29.09. the national eggward day
PRAISE BE UNTO EGGWARD
GOT AN EMAIL I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN IT WAS ONLY A NOTIF ABOUT A SNAPCHAT BOT WHO ADDED ME SHAKING AND CRYING RN
May the eggward be with you
if I would get a Mail now I would probably stay in bed and wait until tomorrow
never
Eggward watches over us and so does Wooper with the bonker
dont you dare talk about playing the game here
I wish to be the best egg
eggwards adventures
GIVE FEEDBACK TO DEVS ty
First game and my team left me lmfao
you should be aware of the poor guys
You are NOT allowed to talk about the game here! >:C
OFF TOPIC ONLY
Any deviating from this will be met with SWIFT crying
True fact
We can however discuss how Shrimps are able to fry rice. My world is upside down
They just stare at the rice until it is done
Ah ofc
yessir
my only feeback so far has been "BUFF LIGHTWEIGHT GUNS"
See, when I stare at stuff, I normally get responses like "WHO ARE YOU! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
gu
auighhh
Oh yes I can relate to that
yeah that didnt work ayyy lmao
lmao
You have to get the yellow colored role to send gifs just keep chatting
I'm used to that little line!
lmfao
What did he do to you
same but it doesnt scare me anymore
i have experience
lol
OH FIRST STORMY ROUND IN FINALS
GG
He is dodging
I'm alone now

We were in this together
Evil clown
evile
No worries you will get it earlier then me
Oh god no
finally awake and looks like i have not been selected officially sadge
looks like bout 1500 people got it randomly
I don’t have my pet egg ward gif on my phone 
they are still letting people in
Patience young one. It'll come your way eventually.
just keep watchin'
You drive slow to get where you wanna go., afterall.
truu
No worries, there is more to come
im not trippin too hard but i am itchin to get in there lol
hmmmmmm
I will check tomorrow after work.
Hell yea, hope you get in
Probably not , but if I do I will do everything in my power to add Blues as a friend ❤️🔥
hahaha

trynna queue with all the cool cats in here liks szn and eggiyeolhan
No you saw nothing
I SEE HOW IT IS
(I'm joking, Blues is a friend, I'm just jokin!)
Well I will add you too the question is would you want that
can we be trios
Teams of 3, yep!
OH
who up wonking their willies B)
Tf
Mood
u know it bitch
w o t
Tryna figure out what to play
gamign
I JUST WENT FROM 2k TO 34k IN 30 SECONDS
Can you send a pic
I WENT FROM LAST TO FIRST PLACE

noooo
Is that much ? Idk
it is lmao
B&
its a lot
all the other teams brought their boxes
i just killed them all
i chose the last 30 seconds to pop off
lmao
Well I can’t talk about the game stuff with you haha
does the alpha go 24/7
grabbed like fucking 5 boxes
You know how to make people mald at you?
Haha I though about that too today haha
Huh
3v3v3v3v3v3
I heard smth about 12 players
3v3v3v3, the team with the least amount of cash at the end of the round is eliminated
I thought this game was a battle royale at first
for some reason a lot of people did
It has some br elements to it
like what lol
Oh so it's like Hyenas?
All about the money
Like real life
Yes
lmao
What do the playtesters think of the longetivity of the game
(also cant wait for hyenas, though this is way cooler)
wdym by longetivity
like when it launches
I am happy to see that you guys are having fun.
Do you think it'll happen a stable playerbase
definitely
or is it gonna have a base like hyperscape
stable fs
I think we need more variety atleast a bit
I find it cool they gave light builds the smg sniper and revolver
Oh no a spoiler
rip
cause im a sucker for movement and using small guns and hard hitting guns occasionally to deal damage and replace on the fly gives me goosebumps
They'll balance things out
im going to be eggurai
Someone disclosed it like 5 hours ago
And they didnt delete it so ig its okay to know that
Like that guy that uploaded LUL
The formula has a lot of potential, even for eSports maybe. All it needs now is improvements on what's already there -- weapon and class balancing, respawn timer tweaks perhaps, stuff like that. But the gameplay loop of a map with constantly shifting objectives is essentially infinitely replayable
True I just don’t want to get too hyped xD
90 second death timer

Did we get a spec check tho
Like the minim and recomm of the game
That just gives your team more time to revive you
4090Ti
its pretty bad
That being said your teammate will revive you

at some point the timer was 100 seconds
Joke of the week
It's a lot more like Apex than CoD in that regard. This is a team focused game. It's not much fun to play with lone wolf attitude players.
LETS FUCKING GO
oh wait you didnt mean the gunplay
I've had about 50% luck with my team in that regard
I'm irked by how the playtest is randomized
precisely, most of my teammates have just passed our corpses and its pretty annoying
Lowkey gonna apply from other accounts
Also gunplay though, the TTK isn't very fast and the high mobility is Apex-like
Oh
LETS FUCKING GO
eh, I'm not.
I am cause it kinda cheats out the day one people
Random means I will not get in until 3rd of October haha
but in that same regard it removes accountability and biasness
It just needs a lot of work to make it as polished as something like Apex, which is to be expected because this is a very early pre-alpha playtest
i was crying in my corner when i didnt get in
I'm not a day one tho I just arrived like y/day
This is pin worthy
everything i say is pin worthy
Please pin it!
you just dont know it yet
Well someone got happy atleast
Empty text image
@hollow fjord Please <3
you can tell?
So… we have to cry in a corner to gain access? Got it
Nah haha
For a pre-alpha it's actually very complete. The gameplay loop works, the map design works, the graphics are good. It just needs to be a better version of itself, it doesn't have to change much to be good
Ima find a corner now
Does it support 40 series?
exactly, very few bugs and they're all minor
@wheat light agreed
That is the difference to most other alpha or even early access titles
Thanks :0
We can have some silly little pins in the silly little channel
Well I had a transparent building earlier lmao. That was kinda intense
silly little messages
A silly little channel filled with silly little guys
Mild ones
Could see the dude on the roof
the biggest bug ive had is having a seizure when i run into my teammates
a lil bit of goofin
A bit of light skullduggery if you will
i wont, thank you :}
buncha goofy goobers if i do say so myself
All good homie, maybe another time
understandable
A minute amount of substance abuse, if you prefer
And then we have jazz bear lurking in the dark
But yeah, first impressions are good. Played with two devs and Westie, who now follows me back on Twitter because of it. Cool day!
the substance
Would Eggward partake in substance abuse? Would that silly little guy partake?
again? cmon bear we told you to stop!

He always will be
thank you
See, when I lurk in the dark, I just get "How did you get in my house?!" "How long have you been in my closet?" "I have a gun!"
pin wortthy
my leg goes beep beep when i leave the house :}
How do you usually respond?
The house when Skye's leg goes beepbeep
when that happens just start making a pb&j(if youre in the kitchen ofc), that usually calms them down
also make sure to ask how their day was
Whoosh
This dude on twitter texted me my location
im like yeah thanks i know where i live dumbass
lmao
fuckin cesspool fr
I usually shout “CUT” and when they look for the camera I sneak in the next closet
I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred to use during their shower
Most of them said
"OH GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN"
awkward silence
🤣
thank you for your time, ill take my leave now
BYE
Alfred hitchedcock
jumps out the window and swings away like in THE FINALS
Fuck you
😠
lmao
Vanished
i guess I count as a finalist too LUL
EZ
Op
nice
Congretz
gg
gg
Shouldn’t you have the next role then?
only level 7 though
Gg
talking about rank not level lmao
rank is like
Oh I see
amount of messages sent
Yes you got me confused
the gods are weeping
F
gg
CURSESSSSSS
proper about me
So what are you people gonna do now?
im still playing the finals
Valid
yes
Is the swinging like pathfinders?
its physics based so.... yes?
Judging by the amount. Of typing you do while playing you seem to die often
Ls
its more like pathfinders grapple is physics based
nah ive been waiting for a match for a while

Yeah, the Grapple Pilot from Titanfall 2 is what Pathfinder is based on
and future me when i rewatch it
Hellos
NDA moment
speaking of titanfall 2 i was gonna 100% it but then the finals happened
recording it isnt against NDA, but sharing it publicly is
Ya boi did that eons ago
😏 I know
im fine if im the only one watching it
Well
silly goose
I'm just giving you shit
Of course.
But I never got the chance to dig into TF2's multiplayer
I started my gaming with apex
I suggested the devs add segmented reloads like in Titanfall 2 and they responded in the affirmative and I pretty much coom'd myself on the spot
northstar baby
I always used the replay feature to capture the last 5 mins when something big happens
ong
viper can suck my ass
i think thats the saying
viper wasnt even that cool tbh
the time skip though
oh my god
so fucking cool
yes sir
also i got so mad when i finished titanfall2(tf2 lmao) and i saw the apex legends logo
but TF got squashed by the big boy (diaper kid) games
"uhgm, actually its called the apex legends universe, not the titanfall universe"
Who said that
Life is not always fair
yea probably
That's bad
more relevant
I didn’t even know they were in the same universe
Apex was placed in the tf universe
but if they stuck with tf they would be like #1 game studios on steam
tf2 was a masterpiece
now Tf is in the apex universe
tf2 was cool
They couldn't
because of EA
EA fucking kills games that don't make money
They greenlit TF2 but forced the devs to put the game in between bigger franchies
E-Pay not EA
franchises*
blizzard is ea right
so it died
or am i breaking down
Both are relatively the same
Activision
battle.net so bad
I played way too much of OW to care about OW2
I don’t know what company is what anymore. So much happened in the industry
i only played ow on console back in the day
How are they gonna shift ow shit to ow2
Like what happens to their cash
it's gone?
alrighty im gonna switch to NA servers because nobodys on EU servers anymore
they sleeping
true true true

Id dont but I missed my bed time
Sleep
ospuze for the win
iseul-t can suck it
Nooooo
Egg ohh yeah
all their merch is shit
I wanna see the cosmetics now
also egg
ohh yeah ospuze
🙏🙏
Tell me
I will buy rhe shop
yeah

