#🥚┇off-topic

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sand jacinth
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When I manage to get in, light all the way!

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Mobility is king in games like this

soft crystal
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oh so you meant that

zenith bough
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sword is good, almost took out a team of 3 all by myself, people arent expecting to get jumped on 😄

soft crystal
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time to pla- oh wait no access

surreal olive
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:3

soft crystal
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THANKS MAN

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you in?

surreal olive
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🤞

austere crag
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Have you got it yet

surreal olive
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hell no, but I'm chillin.

zenith bough
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swing time on sword feels slower than pickaxe in fortnite, so it's not that engaging haha

soft crystal
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lets chill together

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imma just watch lol worlds if i cant play finals haha

sand jacinth
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Weeb shit detected! Straight to hell with you!

soft crystal
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HELL 2 U

austere crag
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Jokes on you I'm already there

austere crag
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@trim wind you may have finalist role but i have first message in lfg channel 😎

sand jacinth
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Hell is not having access to The Finals

soft crystal
soft crystal
mortal linden
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Now I wait for work to end 🫠

soft crystal
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trade offer kidney for your steam account?

mortal linden
mortal linden
austere crag
soft crystal
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lets compete

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woohoo lol worlds 2022 officially started

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the broadcast

sand jacinth
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Are they gonna give me free RP and skins for watching?

soft crystal
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well

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drops are often worlds capsules and u can get skins from them

soft locust
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Good morning everyone!

surreal olive
soft crystal
soft locust
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How are you all today?

trim wind
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Its us vs KimB

hoary eagle
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Partikel ❤️

soft crystal
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@hoary eagle are you still constantly giving out playtest access or did todays wave end?

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Finalists got to play the finals as I see

trim wind
austere crag
soft crystal
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one question

austere crag
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WGAH

soft crystal
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battle pass how many tiers?

sturdy shore
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Nope

soft crystal
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just how soon should i get access to max it out

trim wind
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to clarify none of trhe finalists got any special treatment because of the rank >.>

soft crystal
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ikr

austere crag
soft crystal
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yes

trim wind
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yes

zenith bough
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@trim wind do you meet other squads or are you teaming up against randos?

trim wind
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I cant show you but I am wearing a heavy black outfit with golden helmet and a tutu

austere crag
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wallet=empty

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i want those limited alpha skins

soft crystal
zenith bough
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16 in each

soft crystal
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in this playtest

zenith bough
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yep, right now its no rm

soft crystal
austere crag
soft crystal
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yes

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ingame currency farmable with matches and quests, sb who got access can explain it even further

hollow fjord
austere crag
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alpha exclusive cosmetics would be sick

soft locust
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Wooper you played yet?

soft crystal
zenith bough
trim wind
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I dunno if I can tell you anything about the battlepass but its a very original take thats all you nee to know 🙂

hollow fjord
trim wind
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and its all with ingame currency

soft locust
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Oh hahha

soft crystal
twin cobalt
surreal olive
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FINALLY

austere crag
hollow fjord
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I played during internal playtests in the past few days also!

surreal olive
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GET SOME W's

sturdy shore
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I cant be the only one refreshing youtube/twitch nonstop to see if anyone leaks gameplay XD I'm refreshing those more then my damn email

surreal olive
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The point is, you get to take a lil break and have some fun tho

hoary eagle
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oh god please dont matchmake me with whooper, I'll get whooped

mortal linden
sturdy shore
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OMG I JUST GOT IT

surreal olive
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ez good job

soft crystal
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NO WAY GG

mortal linden
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Kidding pika_heart

soft locust
hollow fjord
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I'm not in the trailers, nope!

mortal linden
austere crag
zenith bough
maiden valley
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My app got declined hehehe

sturdy shore
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Thank youuuuuuuuu - Good luck to everyone here. To clarify, I am NA & I signed up last night.

soft crystal
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@hollow fjord weird question also idk if you know about that/you are allowed to answer, but will future normal battle passes be refarmable like fortnite apex warzone?

hollow fjord
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I don't know that I'm allowed to answer anything like that, sorry friend!

soft crystal
mortal linden
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Oh man I can’t wait to go home and install this baby and give some feedback

austere crag
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just made my mom play space engine vr

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she almost fell into my desk

trim wind
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THREE WINS IN A ROW LETS GO! @vivid oar and me DREAMTEAM!

soft crystal
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OAIGHNPIOASJGHÖÜSAJGPŐIOASEJGŐÖi

maiden valley
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I’m 1# na

soft crystal
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touch grass ._.

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and give your steam acc to me while doing so

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gg tho

austere crag
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I guess I'm like the one old guy active that hasn't gotten it if Povich, Darnoux, and Swa got it

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still have no invite

vivid oar
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povich the goat

soft crystal
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at least yall wont clap me cuz im EU

austere crag
zenith bough
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but are you playing squad, with voice chat, against randoms? @vivid oar @trim wind

trim wind
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Haha I'm taking a break

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we played against an embark employere D:

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and it was only me and swa this time

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are you saying we are abusing communication channels!?

zenith bough
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ah ok, still curious if some are full squads against us randoms with only 4 ping commands 🤷

austere crag
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Why would you insinuate those types of things Giriko?

trim wind
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you clearly never heard me talk..

austere crag
zenith bough
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because some teams seem a bit more coordinated 😂

trim wind
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you got straight to the point people

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and you got me first describe every adjective in existence before telling you what I need from you

zenith bough
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i dont need comms, i just go crazy, got 3 wins so far and in the finals rn

surreal olive
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hahaha

trim wind
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Look.. when two of the three finalists party up.. you are in trouble

soft crystal
surreal olive
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ye

trim wind
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and I am EU 😉

plucky hearth
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egg

austere crag
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I'm gunning for the 4th Finalist

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Gunning I tell ya

trim wind
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I am very very Dutch for your information

soft crystal
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how you play together then

surreal olive
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but I'm not gonna be trying to win, just trying to break the game

silk bolt
trim wind
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I am doing my job.. filled out 7 reports my dude 😉

surreal olive
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HELLLLYEA

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now its time to go for w's

pine jetty
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hello, if you have requested access along time ago, when does approvals come through? (on steam)

soft locust
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Reports for what?

trim wind
austere crag
pine jetty
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dang ok

soft crystal
trim wind
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Bugs, surveys and suggestions

soft crystal
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and got access

silk bolt
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damn my SSD does not like this update

surreal olive
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Steam does that shit tbh

silk bolt
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rewriting the 9gb of files is taking soooo looooong

trim wind
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Me, Swa and Darnoux all got our access at different times today.. we didn't get them as a courtesy for whom may think that us spammy kids got anything by default

pine jetty
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damn, i requested like... a month ago? i dont even remember lol GRRR

trim wind
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probably late augsut after the gamescom announcement

soft crystal
silk bolt
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i casually put in my request on my phone after i saw the pre-alpha gameplay trailer on twitter the other day and i got in at 2pm sharp pretty much

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it's very random

soft crystal
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yes

surreal olive
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installs insanely slow at times

soft crystal
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ahh

pine jetty
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last name related? lol NOT FAIR

surreal olive
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even with a m.2

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its annoying

zenith bough
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omw to worlds first melee win*

silk bolt
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ok it's done. see you guys on the battlefield

soft locust
surreal olive
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have fun

weary ivy
soft crystal
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like i wont even notice if it installs slower than usual cuz my pc downloads stuff at the lowest possible speed

soft locust
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When i get into beta i'll do it

soft crystal
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good ol 2mbps peak speed

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copper wires ahh

austere crag
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I will eat this game once I get access

trim wind
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we'll see who gets the 4th finalist and join the finalist club harharhar

sand jacinth
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You should try installing WW3, it's done through peer 2 peer

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So getting 1kbps is painfully common

weary ivy
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itll be me no doubt

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im closing in

surreal olive
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FINALIST LETS GO

soft crystal
weary ivy
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you cant escape

soft locust
weary ivy
surreal olive
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I'll be a finalist one day

austere crag
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same

trim wind
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yes.. the first one is burried under memes

weary ivy
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yea lmao

austere crag
soft crystal
weary ivy
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he is the original

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the prime finalist

surreal olive
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I'm on Wooper's ass on the leaderboards tho

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hehehe

soft crystal
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yup just has a higher role

austere crag
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Jazzinghen is playing warframe

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TRAITOR

weary ivy
sand jacinth
weary ivy
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let me check rq

surreal olive
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WE SHALL SEE

soft crystal
trim wind
weary ivy
surreal olive
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11

weary ivy
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im 18

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better start talking

surreal olive
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wooper is 10

maiden valley
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Me waiting for my access🫡

weary ivy
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damn earlier today wooper was like 17

surreal olive
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I KNOW

austere crag
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i need to get in the playtest bro i been spending sm time refreshing my email

surreal olive
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today really boosted them

soft crystal
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woo i joined 15 hrs ago and already 67th

weary ivy
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there should be a bundle ingame called "the prime finalist" and its just a red panda mask

sand jacinth
soft locust
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Sweet

weary ivy
zenith bough
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wohoo 🎉 won with a sword 😄

soft locust
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I'll take a look at it

soft crystal
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ggs

austere crag
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yay

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eggs

weary ivy
sand jacinth
weary ivy
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i keep going up against embark devs

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and theyre like the final boss

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theyre all goated lmao

zenith bough
weary ivy
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gg

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i havent tried the suppressed pistol yet

austere crag
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Damn

weary ivy
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once i try it ill make my main

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either smg or pistol

austere crag
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I've been sharing that shareholder thing for a while now and it's not right

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😔

weary ivy
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ok time to jack in again

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see you all in the finals

austere crag
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add sam hyde skin

weary ivy
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i wonder if NA servers actually have people in them now lmao

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ive had to use EU servers the entire time

zenith bough
sand jacinth
weary ivy
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amazing

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very good

zenith bough
weary ivy
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they werent joking that you can destroy anything

weary ivy
austere crag
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hmmm

weary ivy
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ofc it depends on how fast you click

sand jacinth
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How often does the Announcer talk?

zenith bough
weary ivy
sand jacinth
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If there an ability to have them talk more often?

weary ivy
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no lmao

sand jacinth
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:C

austere crag
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I wake

zenith bough
sand jacinth
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I want him talking MORE

weary ivy
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oh shit they added playtest lfg

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nice

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good job wooper

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or kate or blues lmao

placid turtle
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weird dog

soft crystal
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weird parrot

austere crag
weary ivy
austere crag
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i am so close to level 4

zenith bough
mellow flax
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hello when the game relases

mellow flax
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I requested the game from steam

weary ivy
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i see the damage now, just gotta hit headshots

soft crystal
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xd guys 100k people watching worlds and it hasnt even started

weary ivy
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ok yea sup pistol is op

slim swan
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Hmm

austere crag
weary ivy
austere crag
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I-

dusky cypress
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Hi

austere crag
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I'm so dumb

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egg

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I'M ANN IDIOT

dusky cypress
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@everyone hi

weary ivy
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egg

zenith bough
weary ivy
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real satisfying

austere crag
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I like to crush eggs

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so satisfying

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lads

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lads

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lad

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laddy

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how

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when

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I HAVE

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did you get invite recently

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NO IDEA

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PUIGH LUJ(IOÜÄKL;NJKHUML;:

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Ö:JKH;N MUIAFIOHUJLNM:

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I THINK I WAS JUST BLIND MAYBE

weary ivy
weary ivy
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welcome to the team

austere crag
surreal olive
austere crag
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Let's go Milk!

wheat light
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Congrats! Time to change your about me! happy_friend

austere crag
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(:

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I wish I was the finals

austere crag
slim swan
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Any more people get into t GG e alpha.

austere crag
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theres always tomorrow

surreal olive
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Plenty of time

austere crag
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yeah

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AND

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what if my house gets struck by a meteor overnight?

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we don't even know if they've stopped today (unless we do and I'm just blind)

surreal olive
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you have better chance of getting access than that happening, pls

austere crag
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Yeah true

soft crystal
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GGS MILK

austere crag
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I TOOK A NAP

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AND BOOM

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Taking a nap fixes everything

slim swan
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I'm going to download ww3 and eat and do other stuff In the meantime.

soft crystal
austere crag
soft crystal
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tmrw must wake up with a playtest access

austere crag
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i hope i get access tomorrow

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then I can play all weekend

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Hey guys I'm coming over here now the kmb vs controller argument is tiring lol

soft crystal
austere crag
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i am just shit posting in the finals chat

austere crag
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Both are good

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neither are better

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Ik

weary ivy
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whats the keybind for pings?

austere crag
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Try Q

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Everyone tends to bind it to Q

weary ivy
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Q is the ability

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oh maybe F? havent tried that yet

austere crag
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Maybe

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you could

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also

weary ivy
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F IS MELEE!

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oh its alt

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weird

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

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SINCE WHEN ARE THERE METEORS

austere crag
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since like year 0

austere crag
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it WOULD be my luck

weary ivy
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snorts actually its season 0

vague bough
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i wanna join

weary ivy
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for me its alt? maybe both

austere crag
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you have to delete system 32

surreal olive
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true

austere crag
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this feels surreal

surreal olive
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true

surreal olive
austere crag
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mhmm ospuze

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is ospuze just egg???

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amazing

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eggnog energy

weary ivy
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yea

weary ivy
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egg

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egg beats all

austere crag
zenith bough
austere crag
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canned egg

sand jacinth
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What is the eggs name?

austere crag
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eggward

sand jacinth
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Is that ACTUALLY their name

austere crag
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yes

weary ivy
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official name is namatama

austere crag
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eggward

soft locust
austere crag
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namatama is just fake gudetama

weary ivy
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legal name is namatama "eggward" the finals

austere crag
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eggy eggward namatama jr the third

weary ivy
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egg for short

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jr the third xd

austere crag
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egg eggsy eggerson eggward egguela eggson namatamshimashita the last

weary ivy
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eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg eg the final

hollow fjord
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NamaTama is the Egg's name

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but we can call them Eggward 🙂

austere crag
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the wiki image names are eggward

rotund gyro
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can't believe there's a name

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NAMATAMA

weary ivy
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eggward

zenith bough
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That is Lorg Eggmont of Yolkshire!

weary ivy
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eggward the egg

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yolkshire

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good one

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lmao

zenith bough
austere crag
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apparently emails are still going out

weary ivy
austere crag
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oh I thought like today

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that I knew

weary ivy
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its the next 4 days

sand jacinth
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Anyone wanna join the Cult of Eggward?

austere crag
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I am already in it

weary ivy
surreal olive
soft crystal
surreal olive
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TFPD

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what is that

soft crystal
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The Finals Pin Department, and ur a member and me too

surreal olive
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OH OK

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I was like, thats some pin shit isn't it

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yes, secret cult members for sure

weary ivy
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we got the pin swat, pin police, pin politicians, all of em

soft crystal
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yess

weary ivy
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i classify myself as a pin mercenary

soft crystal
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we are the biggest undercover network on the server

weary ivy
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we have thousands of http servers routing through this server to communicate about pins

soft crystal
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and we are secretly changing every single pixel in the game for a pin

weary ivy
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we've been found boys, scatter

austere crag
soft crystal
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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it “Eastern USA” which was eventually abbreviated as just “EU” - GENIUS COPYPASTA FROM TWITCH

weary ivy
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lmao

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when he rode a horse across the atlantic

surreal olive
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Very , true story

soft crystal
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obv

austere crag
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real

weary ivy
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people in europe in 1847: not on earth

soft crystal
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another gem

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Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch C9 play at worlds. When will they play?

twin cobalt
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Wow that sounds like an interesting story

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So I am actually American?

soft crystal
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i mean lol esports chat is a freakshow

soft crystal
sand jacinth
twin cobalt
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Rice is good

sand jacinth
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You tellin' me uhhhhhhhh a shrimp fried this shit, gamer?

soft crystal
austere crag
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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "teh feinals" and want to become goodest player. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am egg man

twin cobalt
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He did there is no reason not to believe that

twin cobalt
hollow fjord
soft crystal
brave ruin
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how long would an email take to be sent?

twin cobalt
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Local wooper spotted happy today

twin cobalt
weary ivy
brave ruin
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gotcha, appreciate the help!

hollow fjord
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Keep it appropriate please!

austere crag
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i am sorry

twin cobalt
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You deleted that so fast I didn’t even see it

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He is faster then his shadow

final skiff
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eggpropriate

soft crystal
sand jacinth
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Certified eggcellent gaming moment

weary ivy
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lmao

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YO

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NATIONAL EGGWARD DAY

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INTERNATIONAL EGGWARD DAY

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EGGWARD FELLOWSHIP

austere crag
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eegg

twin cobalt
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I want that

sand jacinth
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LET'S GO!

final skiff
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EGG

weary ivy
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EMPIRE OF EGGWARD

twin cobalt
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Guess the official release date of the finals will be the egg day

austere crag
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I hereby declare 29.09. the national eggward day

sand jacinth
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PRAISE BE UNTO EGGWARD

soft crystal
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GOT AN EMAIL I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN IT WAS ONLY A NOTIF ABOUT A SNAPCHAT BOT WHO ADDED ME SHAKING AND CRYING RN

twin cobalt
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May the eggward be with you

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if I would get a Mail now I would probably stay in bed and wait until tomorrow

surreal olive
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Eggward watches over us and so does Wooper with the bonker

weary ivy
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the more i play this game the more fun it is

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mainly because im starting to get goated

soft crystal
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dont you dare talk about playing the game here

austere crag
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I wish to be the best egg

surreal olive
austere crag
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First game and my team left me lmfao

soft crystal
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you should be aware of the poor guys

sand jacinth
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You are NOT allowed to talk about the game here! >:C

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OFF TOPIC ONLY

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Any deviating from this will be met with SWIFT crying

twin cobalt
final skiff
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We can however discuss how Shrimps are able to fry rice. My world is upside down

twin cobalt
final skiff
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Ah ofc

weary ivy
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my only feeback so far has been "BUFF LIGHTWEIGHT GUNS"

sand jacinth
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See, when I stare at stuff, I normally get responses like "WHO ARE YOU! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

austere crag
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Guys

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guy

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egguy

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Look at my status

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:)

sand jacinth
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gu

austere crag
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auighhh

final skiff
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yeah that didnt work ayyy lmao

weary ivy
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get away from me mr mcdonald

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i have pepperspray

ornate jewel
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lmao

twin cobalt
sand jacinth
austere crag
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I hate mr mcdonald

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so scarry

weary ivy
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lmfao

twin cobalt
weary ivy
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i have experience

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lol

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OH FIRST STORMY ROUND IN FINALS

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GG

twin cobalt
surreal olive
hollow fjord
surreal olive
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We were in this together

twin cobalt
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Evil clown

austere crag
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evile

twin cobalt
candid portal
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finally awake and looks like i have not been selected officially sadge sad_friend looks like bout 1500 people got it randomly

twin cobalt
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I don’t have my pet egg ward gif on my phone sad_friend

surreal olive
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they are still letting people in

austere crag
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Patience young one. It'll come your way eventually.

austere crag
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You drive slow to get where you wanna go., afterall.

candid portal
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truu

twin cobalt
candid portal
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im not trippin too hard but i am itchin to get in there lol

surreal olive
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hmmmmmm

twin cobalt
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I will check tomorrow after work.

surreal olive
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Hell yea, hope you get in

twin cobalt
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Probably not , but if I do I will do everything in my power to add Blues as a friend ❤️‍🔥

surreal olive
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hahaha

candid portal
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trynna queue with all the cool cats in here liks szn and eggiyeolhan

twin cobalt
hollow fjord
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I SEE HOW IT IS

surreal olive
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its ok, @hollow fjord I'll add you

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🥺

hollow fjord
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(I'm joking, Blues is a friend, I'm just jokin!)

twin cobalt
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Well I will add you too the question is would you want that

austere crag
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can we be trios

hollow fjord
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Teams of 3, yep!

austere crag
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I mean us

hollow fjord
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OH

granite stag
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who up wonking their willies B)

twin cobalt
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Tf

granite stag
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Mood

sand jacinth
final skiff
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w o t

weary ivy
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HOLY SHIT

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I CLUTCHED SO HARD

granite stag
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Tryna figure out what to play

sand jacinth
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gamign

weary ivy
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I JUST WENT FROM 2k TO 34k IN 30 SECONDS

granite stag
weary ivy
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I WENT FROM LAST TO FIRST PLACE

granite stag
weary ivy
#

noooo

twin cobalt
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Is that much ? Idk

weary ivy
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it is lmao

sand jacinth
weary ivy
#

its a lot

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all the other teams brought their boxes

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i just killed them all

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i chose the last 30 seconds to pop off

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lmao

twin cobalt
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Well I can’t talk about the game stuff with you haha

austere crag
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does the alpha go 24/7

weary ivy
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grabbed like fucking 5 boxes

weary ivy
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24/7 till october 3rd

granite stag
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You know how to make people mald at you?

weary ivy
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use the battle rifle and repeatedly kill them

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thats what makes me mald tbhg

granite stag
weary ivy
#

only one person did that though

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LMAO

twin cobalt
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Haha I though about that too today haha

weary ivy
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oh great in the last round one of our teammates left

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now its a 2v3

granite stag
#

Is it 3 v 3

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or like

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20 v 20

surreal olive
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Huh

austere crag
twin cobalt
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I heard smth about 12 players

weary ivy
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3v3v3v3

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theres 12 players per match

surreal olive
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3v3v3v3, the team with the least amount of cash at the end of the round is eliminated

austere crag
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I thought this game was a battle royale at first

weary ivy
#

for some reason a lot of people did

twin cobalt
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It has some br elements to it

weary ivy
#

like what lol

surreal olive
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Its money extraction, round based until one team is left

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😏

granite stag
surreal olive
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All about the money

twin cobalt
#

Like real life

surreal olive
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Yes

weary ivy
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lmao

granite stag
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What do the playtesters think of the longetivity of the game

weary ivy
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(also cant wait for hyenas, though this is way cooler)

weary ivy
granite stag
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like when it launches

twin cobalt
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I am happy to see that you guys are having fun.

granite stag
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Do you think it'll happen a stable playerbase

weary ivy
#

definitely

granite stag
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or is it gonna have a base like hyperscape

weary ivy
#

stable fs

twin cobalt
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I think we need more variety atleast a bit

austere crag
#

On round two I am

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The only person in my squad lol

granite stag
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I find it cool they gave light builds the smg sniper and revolver

weary ivy
#

yea but sniper and revolver are underwhelming

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not enough dmg

weary ivy
granite stag
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cause im a sucker for movement and using small guns and hard hitting guns occasionally to deal damage and replace on the fly gives me goosebumps

weary ivy
#

WAIT SAME THING BUT LAST ROUND

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LMAO

surreal olive
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They'll balance things out

austere crag
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im going to be eggurai

granite stag
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And they didnt delete it so ig its okay to know that

weary ivy
#

the nda just says no media

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talking about it is fine

granite stag
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Like that guy that uploaded LUL

silk bolt
twin cobalt
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True I just don’t want to get too hyped xD

granite stag
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Did we get a spec check tho

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Like the minim and recomm of the game

silk bolt
twin cobalt
#

4090Ti

weary ivy
granite stag
weary ivy
#

at some point the timer was 100 seconds

granite stag
#

Joke of the week

silk bolt
#

It's a lot more like Apex than CoD in that regard. This is a team focused game. It's not much fun to play with lone wolf attitude players.

granite stag
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oh wait you didnt mean the gunplay

silk bolt
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I've had about 50% luck with my team in that regard

granite stag
#

I'm irked by how the playtest is randomized

weary ivy
granite stag
#

Lowkey gonna apply from other accounts

silk bolt
surreal olive
granite stag
twin cobalt
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Random means I will not get in until 3rd of October haha

granite stag
#

but in that same regard it removes accountability and biasness

silk bolt
#

It just needs a lot of work to make it as polished as something like Apex, which is to be expected because this is a very early pre-alpha playtest

weary ivy
#

i was crying in my corner when i didnt get in

granite stag
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I'm not a day one tho I just arrived like y/day

weary ivy
#

but then i did

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so

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yea

granite stag
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This is pin worthy

weary ivy
#

everything i say is pin worthy

sand jacinth
#

Please pin it!

weary ivy
#

you just dont know it yet

twin cobalt
#

Well someone got happy atleast

granite stag
#

Empty text image

sand jacinth
#

@hollow fjord Please <3

granite stag
weary ivy
wheat light
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So… we have to cry in a corner to gain access? Got it

twin cobalt
#

Nah haha

silk bolt
#

For a pre-alpha it's actually very complete. The gameplay loop works, the map design works, the graphics are good. It just needs to be a better version of itself, it doesn't have to change much to be good

wheat light
#

Ima find a corner now

granite stag
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Does it support 40 series?

hollow fjord
weary ivy
granite stag
#

@wheat light agreed

sand jacinth
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YESSSSSSSSSS!

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Thank you Wooper <3

twin cobalt
granite stag
#

Thanks :0

hollow fjord
#

We can have some silly little pins in the silly little channel

silk bolt
weary ivy
#

silly little messages

granite stag
#

We commit acts of

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Tomfoolery

sand jacinth
#

A silly little channel filled with silly little guys

granite stag
#

Mild ones

silk bolt
#

Could see the dude on the roof

austere crag
weary ivy
#

the biggest bug ive had is having a seizure when i run into my teammates

final skiff
#

a lil bit of goofin

sand jacinth
#

A bit of light skullduggery if you will

final skiff
#

i wont, thank you :}

weary ivy
#

buncha goofy goobers if i do say so myself

sand jacinth
#

All good homie, maybe another time

final skiff
#

understandable

granite stag
#

A minute amount of substance abuse, if you prefer

twin cobalt
#

And then we have jazz bear lurking in the dark

silk bolt
#

But yeah, first impressions are good. Played with two devs and Westie, who now follows me back on Twitter because of it. Cool day!

granite stag
#

the substance

sand jacinth
weary ivy
twin cobalt
twin cobalt
sand jacinth
#

See, when I lurk in the dark, I just get "How did you get in my house?!" "How long have you been in my closet?" "I have a gun!"

final skiff
granite stag
sand jacinth
weary ivy
#

also make sure to ask how their day was

twin cobalt
#

Whoosh

granite stag
#

This dude on twitter texted me my location

#

im like yeah thanks i know where i live dumbass

final skiff
#

lmao

granite stag
#

fuckin cesspool fr

twin cobalt
weary ivy
#

lmao

#

"alright guys stop wasting time, onto the next scene"

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"chop chop"

granite stag
#

I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred to use during their shower

#

Most of them said

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"OH GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN"

twin cobalt
#

awkward silence

fervent solstice
#

🤣

weary ivy
#

thank you for your time, ill take my leave now

surreal olive
#

BYE

granite stag
weary ivy
#

jumps out the window and swings away like in THE FINALS

surreal olive
#

REACH THE FINALS

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for us

granite stag
#

😠

weary ivy
#

lmao

twin cobalt
#

Vanished

granite stag
#

i guess I count as a finalist too LUL

weary ivy
#

oh hey im rank 15

#

in teh server

surreal olive
#

EZ

twin cobalt
#

Op

weary ivy
#

nice

granite stag
#

Congretz

weary ivy
#

gg

final skiff
#

gg

twin cobalt
#

Shouldn’t you have the next role then?

weary ivy
#

only level 7 though

granite stag
#

Gg

weary ivy
#

rank is like

twin cobalt
#

Oh I see

weary ivy
#

amount of messages sent

granite stag
#

Wait no

#

I LOST MY 69

twin cobalt
#

Yes you got me confused

weary ivy
twin cobalt
#

F

soft locust
#

gg

granite stag
#

CURSESSSSSS

weary ivy
twin cobalt
#

So what are you people gonna do now?

weary ivy
#

im still playing the finals

twin cobalt
#

Valid

weary ivy
#

yes

granite stag
#

Is the swinging like pathfinders?

weary ivy
sand jacinth
#

...

#

You mean Grapple Pilot, yes?

twin cobalt
sand jacinth
#

Ls

weary ivy
#

its more like pathfinders grapple is physics based

weary ivy
granite stag
weary ivy
#

also i havent stopped recording in my 4 hours of playing

#

say hi to the recording

sand jacinth
#

Yeah, the Grapple Pilot from Titanfall 2 is what Pathfinder is based on

weary ivy
#

and future me when i rewatch it

twin cobalt
#

Hellos

granite stag
weary ivy
#

recording it isnt against NDA, but sharing it publicly is

sand jacinth
#

Ya boi did that eons ago

surreal olive
weary ivy
#

im fine if im the only one watching it

granite stag
weary ivy
#

silly goose

surreal olive
#

I'm just giving you shit

granite stag
#

Of course.

weary ivy
#

i will take no such shit

granite stag
#

But I never got the chance to dig into TF2's multiplayer

#

I started my gaming with apex

sand jacinth
#

I suggested the devs add segmented reloads like in Titanfall 2 and they responded in the affirmative and I pretty much coom'd myself on the spot

weary ivy
twin cobalt
#

I always used the replay feature to capture the last 5 mins when something big happens

granite stag
#

Fuck viper

#

and his daughter

weary ivy
#

viper can suck my ass

#

i think thats the saying

#

viper wasnt even that cool tbh

#

the time skip though

#

oh my god

#

so fucking cool

granite stag
#

Only one that gave good vibes was blish

#

Blisk*

weary ivy
#

yes sir

granite stag
#

Potential antihero

#

Time warp was a great concept

weary ivy
#

also i got so mad when i finished titanfall2(tf2 lmao) and i saw the apex legends logo

granite stag
#

but TF got squashed by the big boy (diaper kid) games

weary ivy
#

"uhgm, actually its called the apex legends universe, not the titanfall universe"

granite stag
#

Who said that

twin cobalt
#

Life is not always fair

weary ivy
#

the devs

#

they changed the universe name\

#

and i weeped

granite stag
#

Maybe cause Apex was doing more for them

#

but fuck man

weary ivy
#

yea probably

granite stag
#

That's bad

surreal olive
#

more relevant

twin cobalt
#

I didn’t even know they were in the same universe

granite stag
#

Apex was placed in the tf universe

weary ivy
#

but if they stuck with tf they would be like #1 game studios on steam

#

tf2 was a masterpiece

granite stag
#

now Tf is in the apex universe

surreal olive
#

tf2 was cool

granite stag
#

because of EA

weary ivy
#

why not

#

oh yea

granite stag
#

EA fucking kills games that don't make money

weary ivy
#

this is why ea sucks ass

#

first tf now overwatch

#

smh

#

wait

granite stag
#

They greenlit TF2 but forced the devs to put the game in between bigger franchies

twin cobalt
#

E-Pay not EA

granite stag
#

franchises*

weary ivy
#

blizzard is ea right

granite stag
#

so it died

weary ivy
#

or am i breaking down

granite stag
#

Both are relatively the same

weary ivy
#

what owns blizzard

#

i think its ea

surreal olive
#

Activision

weary ivy
#

oh shit yea

#

nvm

#

but overwatch is still bad kekw

austere crag
surreal olive
#

I played way too much of OW to care about OW2

twin cobalt
#

I don’t know what company is what anymore. So much happened in the industry

austere crag
#

i only played ow on console back in the day

granite stag
#

How are they gonna shift ow shit to ow2

#

Like what happens to their cash

#

it's gone?

weary ivy
#

alrighty im gonna switch to NA servers because nobodys on EU servers anymore

surreal olive
#

they sleeping

austere crag
#

i would be

#

if

#

If I had

weary ivy
#

true true true

austere crag
twin cobalt
#

It is almost midnight and I have work tomorrow

austere crag
#

Id dont but I missed my bed time

soft locust
weary ivy
#

ospuze for the win

austere crag
#

10pm

#

8 hours of egg

weary ivy
#

iseul-t can suck it

soft locust
#

Nooooo

austere crag
#

Egg ohh yeah

weary ivy
#

all their merch is shit

soft locust
#

I wanna see the cosmetics now

weary ivy
#

also egg

austere crag
#

ohh yeah ospuze

weary ivy
#

but

austere crag
#

🙏🙏happy_friend

weary ivy
#

theres a bundle

#

in the shop

#

that i bought right away

soft locust
#

Tell me

austere crag
#

I will buy rhe shop

soft locust
#

yeah