⚡┇the-finals-chat

[high pier]

whats the tileset for?

[dull coral]

What is this

[turbid sonnet]

why not more

[split viper]

So queston If get 2 place in a cashout match would that count as a loss in the statistics

[molten sphinx]

wait am I tripping? why is it transparent if these are bricks?

[scarlet glade]

https://rikkss.itch.io/magnetroid-remagnetized im rewriting this project

also known as my thesis

[pseudo vigil]

we need more official art

[scarlet glade]

there are some transparent parts, the art itself was made by another dude

[molten sphinx]

ahh ok

[scarlet glade]

the same beezelj credited in the itch.io project also

[open imp]

ong where that offical art at, it was nice looking at them

[pearl lark]

how many hours do we have in the finals? i have 378

[brisk tapir]

1091

[open imp]

i dont have enough

[scarlet glade]

I love this placeholder tho bc I dont have the skills to do pixel art nearly as well

[toxic oyster]

how much longer is there going to be that yellow dot above my player level, have they said anything about fixing it?

[scarlet glade]

I think I have 1k hours on steam and 200smth in game

[molten sphinx]

wiat the steam hours or the official hours of playtime in the stats page of the game?

[brisk tapir]

I HATE LEGO TECHNIC

[pearl lark]

steam

[molten sphinx]

347

[pseudo vigil]

750

[scarlet glade]

y

[mossy agate]

Meet The Scout

[open imp]

my friends hours

im jealous, i wish i was that dedicated

[pearl lark]

they need a seperate life for that amount of hours

[molten sphinx]

this is a new level of unemployed

[pearl lark]

6 hours per day btw

[mossy agate]

He should put all those hours into filling out an application

[high pier]

your thesis?

[wanton wadi]

Plot twist, they've 4 000 hours in the menu

[scarlet glade]

yeh, im turning that game into my thesis, but like hell I am going to submit that shitty code, my ego can't handle it (even though it is already better than 99% of games made as bachelor's thesis projects)

[open imp]

half my hours are just sitting in the menu tbh

[wanton wadi]

[molten sphinx]

4k hours and he probably hasnt found a stick of deoderant

[pearl lark]

yeah true mine too, so easily done in the finals

[scarlet glade]

so im rewriting the whole thing

[molten sphinx]

yeah actaully my time in game is around 150 hours

[open imp]

dont worry guys he has a job and streams on twitch, you guys can yell at him about it there

[wanton wadi]

lol player still worst than this

[open imp]

gotta plug my boys twitch iykyk

[high pier]

lol i get this when you compare what you've done to others in your class it's like wow, but then when you compare it to what you can/want to do it's like wow this is crap...

[scarlet glade]

yeah, my ego knows im better even though my ego also says that this is shit

[molten sphinx]

wait are you the one coding or doing something else?

[open imp]

if you guys were to buff the gravity cube, what would yall do

[toxic oyster]

hollow purple

[steep raven]

got it.

[scarlet glade]

im the main developer yeh, so I design, code, somewhat do art, somewhat do sfx, somewhat do/select music, I generally say what this project needs n shit

basically a solo dev with a bit of help from frens

[molten sphinx]

ok gotcha, well I hope it goes well!

[scarlet glade]

Basically all of the art is made by that dude tho

[untold patrol]

Bro

[steep raven]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-whoa-omg-oh-my-god-gif-11669640

[pearl lark]

idk, faster movement speed in cube, longer duration

[scarlet glade]

allow the user to end its effect early

[open imp]

honestly the duration is already long, i think they could make it so the up force is stronger maybe

[scarlet glade]

The amount of times the grav cube's long duration has griefed games is crazy, allowing the user to end it early would be goated buff for it and deffo make it a top pick for heavy

[molten sphinx]

I care to differ! I think the duration is fine if not too long.

[open imp]

would be cool to make it return to you by shaking it as it glitches as an animation to end it early

[scarlet glade]

alternative option would be to allow friendlies to destroy it by shooting at it (not sure if it is a thing or nah)

[open imp]

i dont think its possible by friendlies

i say give it stronger upward force, and give it the ability to end it early

there we go, we got a good heavy gadget

[molten sphinx]

I wish you could shoot at the actaul gadget like other ones in order to end it

[floral wing]

Gogo gadget

[golden marten]

holy carry

[white oriole]

just got off my 25 hour shift at my iron refinery job

[open imp]

you can shoot at it to end it early, but it just has to be you or an enemy

[floral wing]

Now you can enjoy some finals

[white oriole]

I dream about the finals at work

i don’t see why the finals doesn’t do collabs, it will grow the game

[molten sphinx]

you know something. I think embark should make more animations for the different weapons. Like im talking reload animations. I think it is a total missed oppurtunity and it would generate a lot of money aswell

[floral wing]

They really should it would be good

[white oriole]

fortnite is practically living off collabs

[molten sphinx]

thats actaully soo true

[floral wing]

See I don't want it to get to that point but I would like some reasonable good colabs here and there

[livid sedge]

I mean come on

[floral wing]

Not saying the cosmetics aint good but..... More colabs plz

[livid sedge]

Every single game now is defenders straight up cheating

[steep raven]

rahhh

[floral wing]

Adaaaa

[scarlet glade]

its already a great gadget for heavy, and only gets better as player gets more skilled w/ it
Allowing it to be cancelled early would already make it an S tier gadget by itself

[steep raven]

Heyaaaaa

guys how do i look

[floral wing]

Jelloooo im getting ultimate season sooon

[white oriole]

you look how you look

[steep raven]

Niceeee and have fun with that

im on page 7 rn

[floral wing]

Let's gooo

[molten sphinx]

I really want a rick and morty crossover

[white oriole]

no

[floral wing]

Have the V9S as rick's portal gun

[steep raven]

big goo.

[molten sphinx]

agree to disagree

[floral wing]

[pearl lark]

couldnt name anything to buff, wouldnt mind the duration being longer if the physics (movement speed, gravity, etc) changed

[scarlet glade]

anyway, bc the artist doesnt have time i need to overhaul these somewhat myself, they really aint communicating what color you are nearly as well as it needs to (again not my work)

Any ideas how could I increase the amount of color visible on the character? The red and blue I mean

[pearl lark]

more shades, maybe lighter red/blue, idk am not that creative/artistic sorry

[scarlet glade]

I just need to have more of the color on the player character, bc while playing it can get a bit hard to tell if ur currently red or blue

[molten sphinx]

anyways back to what I was talking about I think embark should make more animations for the different weapons. Like im talking reload animations. I think it is a total missed opportunity and it would generate a lot of money as well. If you think about it people use all the weapons a lot and soo they would totally go and purchase an animation for a weapon that they main.

[scarlet glade]

I could perhaps color the body also?

idk rly, not gonna do it for a bit prolly anyway

[pearl lark]

this ^^

[floral wing]

If going for duck design kinda

[olive solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309027651180167218/1440044067630088222/image0.gif

[scarlet glade]

twas actually supposed to be a penguin, you can tell it a bit easier on the original sprite made for it during the jam

but yeh it somewhy became a duck after the other artist who's work I've been showing off overhauled the whole art design

[floral wing]

Ahhhhh both are good the penguins one looks good too

[rapid girder]

I am gay

[scarlet glade]

im prolly gonna abandon the pixel perfect viuals from the current version bc it creates so much trouble, especially due to how much rotating there is in the game currently, and pixel art + rotating shit really dont mash well

[fresh kernel]

Bro it is 9:16 at night, why do I feel like I haven't slept in days

[scarlet glade]

plus I anyway want to continue developing it under a different name later on with a completely different art style so no reason bothering with that shit rly

[short brook]

Anyone else have an issue where when you close the game it will sometimes stay running in the background

[scarlet glade]

close it via steam also

[molten sphinx]

yeah but you need to close it in steam

what the guy above me said

[rapid girder]

Buy a harbor freight hammer and beat your pc with it. That should help

[molten sphinx]

take the ram out first tho, that stuff is expensive

[scarlet glade]

im looking for a video to watch in the background but I cant find a decent hour long one which isnt vsauce or veritasium

[molten sphinx]

gaming videos?

[rapid girder]

Oh ya true

[scarlet glade]

I'd rather enjoy a video essay tbh

[molten sphinx]

hmm

[obtuse skiff]

ok broskie

[scarlet glade]

eh, might as well

[scarlet glade]

o wait nvm Ive seen that one

[molten sphinx]

I know what Im about to say sound basic as heck, but you should watch these channels: Outdoor Boys, Midwest safety

No joke watching these consistatnly has made my life 10x better

[coral granite]

Alright are people using gas nade unironically or is it because of the volpe circuit challenge cause its pissing me off

[scarlet glade]

okay tbh cop videos are quite good background noise

[scarlet glade]

because of the challenge, gas nade fucking sucks

Also hey, you've been away for quite a while

[coral granite]

I thought so my teammates have been killing me by mistake with them

[scarlet glade]

I had a game few days ago in point break where my teammate killed me from 20hp while I was stealing the grand vault with a gas nade

[coral granite]

Universal experience its seems to be

[astral fox]

welp

[strange talon]

I dont usually complain about match making, but I had a game where I went against ruby teams (im silver 3 and playing with other silvers)

[astral fox]

this game has no sbmm whatsoever - supposedly it has "very light" sbmm but I highly doubt it

[errant prairie]

Ranked is dead as hell

[steep raven]

since when valorant discord server starts liking arc raiders?

[lethal osprey]

Crazy

[molten sphinx]

I think there just isnt enough people that play the finals in order to get a good spectrum of people that can play against each other without a top 100 sweaty ruby player ruining everybody's experience

[astral fox]

cause everyone gets to the rank they want and then [redacted] off

[steep raven]

are we a look like? no? the tuxedo?

[arctic apex]

I killed a man in cold blood with a shotgun today, then I went home and played arc raiders

[rancid zealot]

hi team

[simple mica]

The cashout was promised to them 3000 years ago

[rancid schooner]

can someone explain to me why literally no one goes heavy in cashout? ADHD riddled children is my guess?

[molten sphinx]

wasup

[scarlet glade]

bc heavy fat and slow and boring, even though heavy stronk

[rancid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-shakes-head-gif-10002927

[rancid schooner]

maybe they should remove heavy then

[molten sphinx]

its because heavy is all about getting support and nobody supports each other unless you are in discord call with them

[scarlet glade]

nah, I enjoy pumping them to death

[arctic apex]

No because I don’t want to be stuck playing medium forever

[rancid zealot]

⬆️ this man is NOT Holtow insured❗️❗️❗️

[winged herald]

how it feels to play the finals

[rancid zealot]

how it feels to get to the final round (i got carried all 3 brackets)

[astral fox]

though rare, I have seen heavies be able to play support quite well without any interaction whatsoever too

[rancid schooner]

which is still a dumb reason since I win more when I go heavy on my team. theyre just low IQ i guess

[winged herald]

How it feels to play the finals on shitty servers

[sharp mauve]

Speaking of Holtow Insurance, I hope that pearly gates event comes back at some point. It was so fun.

[smoky kestrel]

Yeah so this happened

[winged herald]

I remember this happening like two seasons ago why is it not fixed

[steep raven]

how did i get in here

[rancid schooner]

what sight do u guys use on BFR?

[winged herald]

Las Vegas thing

[arctic apex]

I don’t think you want them to play heavy because I guarantee they’ll probably charge and slam directly into a team of 3 and die

[winged herald]

Red dot and iron are best

[boreal ibex]

SIIIIIIIIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEN LETS GO CHAT SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN

[rancid schooner]

iron sight is good?

[winged herald]

Yes

[arctic apex]

Heavy has the most survivability and yet most casual heavies die the most, curious

[winged herald]

Get too confident because they have big hp pool

[astral fox]

the answer is in the sentence - casual - casual players don't give a f about kd

[rancid schooner]

we need role queue in this game

[winged herald]

They should add Glock to light

[rancid schooner]

? people with a brain don't care about KD you mean

[astral fox]

and heavies are support and suport doesn't really matter for kd or dying

[steep raven]

bro thinks he works at embark

[arctic apex]

Its less about K/D and more about “maybe stop rushing into 1v3’s and play the team class with the team”

[molten sphinx]

dude why are you doing this

[astral fox]

really? we're on a team and supposed to play as a team instead of individually running around like chickens with their heads cut off in a team game? 🤯 /s

[random minnow]

how long is the leaver timer?

[boreal ibex]

SIX SEVEN U TWAT SIX SEVEN, IM DREAMING ABOUT YOU SIX SEVEN TRALALERO SIX SEVEN BROSKI REMEMBER THAT

[rancid schooner]

fuck this im not playing heavy anymore in cashout, these low IQ slop individuals can lose all they want

[winged herald]

What does this mean

[boreal ibex]

Who wants to be my little cupcake

[winged herald]

What emotion is this video supposed to convey 😭

[scarlet glade]

should I make the stands also match the color of the balls?

[rancid schooner]

the overwatch discord is that way little bro

[neon cape]

My son died playing The Finals

[heavy hull]

the finals

[boreal ibex]

Did he reach the finals?

[neon cape]

No. He got kicked for inactivity.

[boreal ibex]

🥀

[granite gazelle]

is the alfa acta color red or pink.

[lean hazel]

Hello chat

how are y'all?

[granite gazelle]

bueno

[iron path]

damn cp2077 got me thinking about the finals

[molten sphinx]

thats enough internet for today

[molten sphinx]

red but it has like black and white aswell

[arctic apex]

Red gotta be the most overused sponsor colour in the game rn

[molten sphinx]

idk why they haven't made a purple one yet well I guess they have CNS but

[arctic apex]

The could use different shades of red, pinkish red maybe orange-red but no, same shade of red, every single time

[rapid girder]

Shut up

[arctic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[patent summit]

who do i have to pester to be able to post in the fanworks channels?

[rapid girder]

Me

[pearl lark]

great man, you?

[lean hazel]

Me

[rapid girder]

Pester me

[lean hazel]

Chillin, just finished eating some pizza and soda

[pearl lark]

nice bro, love pizza

[scarlet glade]

midwest safety convos going hard

[smoky kestrel]

oh what a fair matchmaking system, Glad I got Q'd against 57K kill players (My stats were so bad bc I tried a new gun)

[scarlet glade]

there also have been at least 9 n-words atp by the perp

[molten sphinx]

it be like that sometimes

[scarlet glade]

Dude is willing to throw his life away over domestic violence charge which is wild 💀

[rapid girder]

Would it be better to get a human-sized blender so I could shred myself into parts that could fit in a normal microwave, or just a big human-sized microwave to microwave myself?

[molten sphinx]

thats like the biggest thing that is interesting about most of these cop bodycam videos. Most of them seem to be people who could just go peacefully for like 1 minor charge and they turn it into like 5 felonies. its crazy

[scarlet glade]

luckily its only the 0.01% of the people who actually do that

[cosmic horizon]

Im eepy

[molten sphinx]

makes for some great content lmao

[rapid girder]

Goodnight?

[molten sphinx]

sleep well

[cosmic horizon]

But CNS *yawn Never sleeps

[scarlet glade]

Great content? Hell yeh
Morally right to earn money off of it? prolly not

[rapid girder]

Goodnight?

[cosmic horizon]

Must... shit on... vaiiya

[molten sphinx]

yeah your probly right. But midwest safety buts lots of effort into their editing so I guess it works out

[arctic apex]

Its amazing how quickly some people can escalate a parking ticket into assault charges

[rapid girder]

That’s not nice

[cosmic horizon]

Sal scoria is a clanker

[scarlet glade]

its mostly subtitles and censoring

idk im running ad blocker anyway so idc tbh

[rapid girder]

I would say clanka

[golden brook]

so for multiple seasons we have asked you to fix ranked considering its the worse ranked system out of every game ever made ... and season after season you do nothing to fix it

[cosmic horizon]

Clanker

[arctic apex]

Oil drinker, bolt munching, wireback

[cosmic horizon]

HELL YEAH

[rapid girder]

I’m not a Clanker

[scarlet glade]

Dude going "SCANDIAVIAN BLOOD MF" when most of modern scandinavian blood is prolly more politically correct and held back than California

[molten sphinx]

jeez you might have to go easy otherwise CMs might banish you 💀

[cosmic horizon]

No sal scoria is a clanker

[arctic apex]

That is easy

[rapid girder]

Oh

[simple mica]

W Speed ❤️

[rapid girder]

💔

[hasty kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041063282435428433/1370222627687235646/togif.gif

[astral fox]

Wow I'd hate to be ubishit right about now

[cosmic horizon]

Stupid electric powered son of a toaster

[arctic apex]

I’m quiet enough that the CM’s will only banish me if I keep trying to sneak forbidden words past the automod

[cosmic horizon]

Ubisoft has been going down the drain for a while

[arctic phoenix]

we need soloq only ranked

[astral fox]

major hack - all source code obtained from all games, sdks, tools from 1990-present, r6s servers + backend compromised

[molten sphinx]

there are some really random words that the automod has banned which is interesting to me

[cosmic horizon]

Yep, and they dont even have good games anymore

[arctic apex]

“Welcome to our open world star wars game thats all about player freedom until it’s something we don’t like then you can’t do it”

[astral fox]

maybe the hackers will be nice and leak an offline version of The Crew and The Crew 2

[cosmic horizon]

That would be beautiful

[astral fox]

I know The Crew 2 just added offline profiles but imo didn't go far enough

[cosmic horizon]

Exactly

[astral fox]

LOL "Ubisoft just learned how to be comfortable not owning their games." LMFAO - meme of the decade

[misty saffron]

lol

[molten sphinx]

I feel like Ubisoft had it coming, its like the story is coming full circle lol

[astral fox]

They really did, I have sympathy for all the devs and artists and story writers and musicians and composers - but not any of their execs

Their execs deserve every bit of this hell that's been unleased

[molten sphinx]

unfortunatly its the devs and artists who are prolly gonna be the ones receiveing the short end of the stick. so sad

[astral fox]

yep. Cause #capitalism

[molten sphinx]

cya guys imma lock in to the finals

[steep raven]

a

[misty saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/peppe-gif-16982270732562077650

[steep raven]

idk

[sour garden]

Bro thinks he's CNS but I have the name in game

[steep raven]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-9875677717620262384

[steep raven]

https://tenor.com/view/peppe-gif-16982270732562077650

[steady scaffold]

did the game get a massive performance update or something? why does it run at like, 80 more fps than it used to a week ago

[sour garden]

yuge if true

[astral fox]

$369 Trillion USD in currency given out in the r6s breach LOL talk about wealth redistribution

[arctic apex]

Genuinely wondering if it really was the barricade bug causing the performance issues

[sour garden]

Its going to Isreal

[steady scaffold]

my card is pretty high end, it went from 180 to 260 which is crazy but i wont notice anything with a 180hz refresh rate monitor lmao

[cosmic horizon]

[astral fox]

I haven't seen such performance increases

[cosmic horizon]

Which card, I must know this.

Also what res

[astral fox]

I'm on a 3090 Ti @ 4k120 and run mostly low settings and get barely 115/119

[cosmic horizon]

Well theres your problem, you're running 4k on not a 4090 or 5080

[astral fox]

LOL DARN IT! I KNEW I MESSED UP! I DIDN'T BUY MORE GPUs TO SAVE MORE!

[grizzled lantern]

Ayo

[cosmic horizon]

Exaaactly, I stayed humble and run at 1440p. 4k is for the rich fucks

[astral fox]

the real estate is nice tho

[cosmic horizon]

Well hello there

[arctic apex]

Dw GPU prices are expected to increase just in time for you to need an upgrade

[golden brook]

Who ever controls the ranked side of things and comes up with the ideas... should be fired before the end of week. I just had a level 12 with total of 15 wins that went 1-11... and im not sure he knew even how the game mode worked.. I dont blame him. I blame your lousy ranked system you have done nothing about.. its not like a lot needs done.. just common sense... common sense.

[cosmic horizon]

Yeah but would you rather smooth 1440p or clunky 4k? I'd personally take the 1440p

[grizzled lantern]

I just redownloaded this for like the 3rd time. Did they fix the CPU overload issue?

[astral fox]

nah I'm too old for games I'm not the target audience anymore so there's not really a point in me upgrading

[cosmic horizon]

You wont change anything complaining in here, also you already said that

[turbid sierra]

Dude that’s great for 4K just keep it and be happy

[cosmic horizon]

Nono its a cpu heavy game, thats just the kind of game it is.

[astral fox]

ye I plan to - it's just a little bit choppy - and also that's at full native rendering - no DLSS or AA or fake frames

[cosmic horizon]

Fellow native enjoyer 🗣️

[grizzled lantern]

Well donkey nuts. Guess I'll have to run a few with some changed settings and see how it does. I know a Ryzen 5 5600X isn't the newest, but I didn't think this one game would overload it the way it was last time I played.

[neon cape]

who else put greenow as they reticle 🔥 🔥 🔥

[astral fox]

don't get me wrong frame gen is cool and all but until it's seamless with a 99% accuracy rate where it's not rendering weird shit in place of the real thing (like the turbo fan fins in flight sims or wheels) - it's not really all that great to me and I'll take full native rendering every time

[cinder ravine]

Anybody know why they changed the iseult tier 1 sponsor border? It used to be a pink animated border I was looking forward to it

[rapid girder]

So are we gay

[cosmic horizon]

I run a 9070XT and am loving the native performance, no need for fake frames. However its nice to have for the budget setups

[cosmic horizon]

NoooOOooo

[rapid girder]

Why are two of the letter Os capital

[cosmic horizon]

Grass. Touch it.

[olive solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269877200988016640/1436043177671790642/image0.gif

[neon cape]

Advice: if you're gonna cheat at The Finals, do it in South America, where Embark doesn't mind

[cosmic horizon]

Its meant to convey a warble of sorst in the word implying uncertainty or coyness

[cosmic horizon]

LMFAO REAL

[rapid girder]

So you might be gay

[cosmic horizon]

NoooOOooo

[errant prairie]

Or oceania

[rancid schooner]

the overwatch discord is that way sir

[rapid girder]

I’m gay but I have a girlfriend

[cosmic horizon]

Im not gay because tomboys exist

[rancid schooner]

im straight but i have a boyfriend

[grizzled lantern]

I'm just trying to level up GD it lmao

[cosmic horizon]

Haha cooldown

[grizzled lantern]

Nah, slip of the finger

On PC

[cosmic horizon]

Fair

[cosmic horizon]

So, what are you then

[steady scaffold]

1440p rx 6900xt

[rare sigil]

Ho new on this but not on finals

[steady scaffold]

im not running max settings though. and my ingame fps after a round of quick cash seems to be closer to 170 fps rather than the 260 i experienced in practice mode

native res no fg

[rapid girder]

Yup

[smoky raft]

When I say "Man I can't wait for our c4 buffs and monthly melee nerfs this Thursday", do you guys think Embark can tell that I'm being sarcastic?
I genuinely hope they don't believe me when I say that Dagger is an S tier weapon thanks to the backstab

[steady scaffold]

dagger has a lower ttk if we ignore chargeup time than most other weapons, so its CLEARLY overpowered

[white oriole]

1080p?

[smoky raft]

Waiter, Waiter!
More heavy buffs please!

[steady scaffold]

1440p, but again. This is way higher than normal and im also very confused

[grizzled lantern]

Wym?

[smoky raft]

Trust me guys I an NOT being sarcastic, please Embark Winch is gutted 🙏
It needs 20m of range and a 5s stun Embark

[white oriole]

Do you use any other performance software i have a 4070 on 1440p and i can’t even break thru 200fps

[olive solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739447503115649054/1454510510908244052/snaplytics_converted_gif.gif

[smoky raft]

Think of the SA12 mains!

[olive solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106670502212292638/1407330621822468156/caption.gif

[arctic phoenix]

we need soloq ranked

[steady scaffold]

i can only break through that on practice range, ingame its closer to 160-180, i was just shocked it reached that high

[lean hazel]

Got the joker on my team

[smoky raft]

He's not there for the money, he's there to send a message

[rapid girder]

Microwave

I love microwaves

[white oriole]

i’m around there, i gotta say though the jump from 160 to 240 is so noticeable

[smoky raft]

Air Fryer

[steady scaffold]

practice range fps doesnt really matter, i was just doing some benchmarking on my gpu and got flabbergasted

[astral fox]

Ubisoft PR: Sir we been hacked.
Ubisoft Exec: Eh it's fine just ignore it
Ubisoft PR: They're banning players...
Ubisoft Exec: Meh...
Ubisoft PR: They took info of upcoming projects and source code
Ubisoft Exec: ...Not too big of a deal
Ubisoft PR: They gave the players free items without paying...
Ubisoft Exec: ROLLBACK THE SERVERS!!! BAN EVERYONE!!!

[rapid girder]

No that’s like not as cool

[sharp flax]

This, why is a solo-queue/party segregation matchmaking not implemented almost 3 years later.

[steady anvil]

So I need some help because my game keeps claiming to not want to connect to servers. And before you say anything I've already restarted my computer, cleared to cache, tried other servers, re installed the game, repaired files, and tried a different region. And its not my internet cause I was playing In a party like an hour ago. And I also had this issue before.

[astral fox]

because not enough stonks

stonks line must go up

[ancient valve]

bruh

[smoky raft]

It should definitely prioritize this after rank, but yeah

[rapid girder]

I’m freaky

Why is money so 🤤

[smoky raft]

They should give light a torch, just a Riot Shield baton with fire damage

It would be useless but funny

[rapid girder]

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard you say. Sounds fire

[astral fox]

nah give em a bubble blower instead 😂

[smoky raft]

Pun intended?

[smoky raft]

Embark would

[spiral crown]

Alan Wake?

[rapid girder]

No just a punny guy

[vast marsh]

chat, what's your motivation running flamethrower, lockbolt and, winch cringe?

[rapid girder]

Can I send pics of silly burnt soda can

[spiral crown]

Actually that kinda sound interesting, blind the enemies like in Battlefield but also be offensive with a pistol. Sounds more fitting for Medium but will such a weapon work in this game?

[reef gate]

jonkler

[cerulean lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959659611475042335/1445034628976214106/togif.gif

[reef gate]

omg i hav a glorp version of this img

[smoky raft]

As long as Winch lets me win without trying I'll abuse it to the max

[smoky raft]

How does one burn a soda can?

[slender plaza]

i uh erm erm uh

[vast marsh]

the winch cringe meta is getting stale, it's like a "i win button"

[worn hearth]

It’s not even meta anymore why are people still complaining

I’ve seen like 3 winches this season so far

[smoky raft]

Do you have some sort of Vendetta against Coke?

[reef gate]

why

[astral fox]

I see em every 2-3 matches or so still

[vast marsh]

sadly in Asia server the meta still popular

[rapid girder]

No my pipe broke

[worn hearth]

Isn’t the Asia meta always some complete bs

[smoky raft]

When I want to have fun I run a stupid light loadout, but when I want to win I can always guarantee it with Winch

[worn hearth]

I remember at one point it was like charge and slam

[vast marsh]

give and take honestly

[steady anvil]

So I need some help because my game keeps claiming to not want to connect to servers. And before you say anything I've already restarted my computer, cleared to cache, tried other servers, re installed the game, repaired files, and tried a different region. And its not my internet cause I was playing In a party like an hour ago. And I also had this issue before.

[rapid girder]

Bread taste better than key

[smoky raft]

Ngl I don't follow
A pipe like a flammable gas leak?

[worn hearth]

servers have been shit recently, if you’re so convinced it’s not on your side what do you want us to say about it

[rapid girder]

No like for smoking silly greens

[smoky raft]

Oh
Why soda cans though?

[grizzled lantern]

Rank

[rapid girder]

Metal

[sweet grail]

The aluminum is bad for your memory if you use aluminum

[steady anvil]

ok are you aware of a way to see if its any better/fixed at any point?

[smoky raft]

Oh I've never smoked before, did you melt them intentionally or were you using them as a pipe?

[sweet grail]

Your not and you probably shouldn’t be sending pictures either

[sharp flax]

Is someone deadass unironically posting a coke can DIY crack pot?

[worn hearth]

check steam server status

[grizzled lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

Oof

[worn hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[smoky raft]

Dw it was a welding experiment gone wrong 🤫

[worn hearth]

I think so

[rapid girder]

I dm

[sharp flax]

Must be a

• Light main
• Heavy main
  Take your pick

[worn hearth]

light main fs

[white oriole]

no AA?

[chilly holly]

This is peak

[olive solar]

#1 Matter player btw

[sharp flax]

Is that game out already?

[sweet grail]

Like I said there’s a reason people don’t stick with it the aluminum is a really bad metal to use in that way and they burn through so it’s a poor choice, a pipe is like 10$

[worn hearth]

let’s see what the mod has to say about the coke can experiment

[chilly holly]

idk I picked only video

[chilly holly]

What is coke can experiment?

[sweet grail]

So at the very least for your health it’s a bad choice

[slender plaza]

wİse wİzard!

[rapid girder]

I deleted them. I don’t think mods would understand.

[rapid girder]

Who the fuck is that

[worn hearth]

don’t worry about it

[smoky raft]

Tbf smoking at all is a bad choice for your health

[rapid girder]

It’s a secret. Mods don’t know the science

[ancient raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/unleash-the-avatar-gif-10565998536297043291

[rapid girder]

And yes I’m gate keeping this ancient method

[olive solar]

bots in this clip but rare matter collateral kill

[smoky raft]

They should make a fat cigar smoke nade skin

[rapid girder]

My love for you doubled knowing you know this method

[worn hearth]

well yeah but smoking aluminum is like eating the wrapper your fast food comes in, sure the fast food is bad for you but the wrapper was never meant to be ingested ever

[rapid girder]

I’m going to do it with a Ospuze can. And that vid will be my last time on this server

[ancient raptor]

gulp

[smoky raft]

You don't eat fast food wrappers?
Don't be a picky eater, there are turtles dying out there!

[rapid girder]

I eat the wrapper and throw away the food

I stick to the healthy option

[worn hearth]

save the turtles by eating it yourself

[rapid girder]

I want to microwave myself

[smoky raft]

Yeah McDonald's is terrible for you, I've never heard anybody complain about the nutritional troubles that come with a wrapper diet

[rapid girder]

I like Raman

[dull charm]

How did you manage to have your upload higher than your download?! 😂

[rapid girder]

But water not healthy so I eat it like a cookie

[smoky raft]

Crunchy

[rapid girder]

@sweet grail you can talk btw you don’t have to only react

[worn hearth]

wrappers and aluminum > water

[smoky raft]

I still wanna see a sharp candy cane skin for Dagger, but ig there's always next year

[blissful yoke]

Nuh uh

[rapid girder]

Ya you get it

[blissful yoke]

@sweet grail keep quiet

[rapid girder]

You right @sweet grail you can’t talk only react

[errant prairie]

More like modern_artifact

[smoky raft]

I hope they at least give us a Cashball healing emitter skin

[rapid girder]

Roasted

[worn hearth]

he can also just sit in the _ is typing… list forever

[smoky raft]

And a Cupid bow skin

[tall verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953304518689443961/1455044540892319926/watermark.gif?ex=69534b53&is=6951f9d3&hm=37a0a3c043605bb2b362a4aa7c9a0ec6c1393e3ef2084d5afdf44d7a01460d7a&

[rapid girder]

Yes

[dull charm]

@sweet grail , here's what ya do... speak in emojis... via reactions.

🇸 🇴

[rapid girder]

And hummus?

[tall verge]

do u not get it

[rapid girder]

No. The folding instructions are very clear

[tall verge]

it says cut

regardless fold or cut it's a fucking circle 💀

[rapid girder]

Hotdog slice ≠ sandwich cut

[smoky raft]

I ain't even gonna lie, I haven't played the finals in forever

I got Celeste for Christmas and I'm halfway to 100%'ing it

[rapid girder]

Depends if you want vertical bread 45 degree bread or horizontal bread

[smoky raft]

When I get a hitless 202 run I'm gonna climb mount Celeste irl and dissappear forever

[rapid girder]

I played recently with the missus and it was fun.

The missus might not love me after that tho

[tall verge]

current the finals experience
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1453352658990530651/dead_dogshit_game_the_finals_lag_spikes.mp4?ex=69531263&is=6951c0e3&hm=0fdb48ee5c2c425ecb74dab009a9966f5b33d64ad88945b89cf94aafcd618748&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083509509378539560/1453356237147340861/w_embark_the_finals_lag_spikes.mp4?ex=695315b8&is=6951c438&hm=686ca04dae28690c7d79895fb3362c3c733d7b9eac48c67868acd4a03263656f&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083509509378539560/1453356253807120486/w_embark_the_finals_lag_spike_mid_fight.mp4?ex=695315bc&is=6951c43c&hm=57e41df6ae2bfdd9aff00f8472e7077bed1f8385ed139b2ca242d114a8f2e590&

[smoky raft]

There is nothing "fun" about that game.
I spent half an hour on a single room in B-Sides and I never want to touch it again

[slender plaza]

its a me wİse wİzard

[rapid girder]

WSAD to move btw

[tall verge]

srb2>

[rapid girder]

Oh hi wİse wİzard

[slender plaza]

real :3

[rapid girder]

There’s nothing real here. You Clanker

[smoky raft]

Nah I got stuck trying to wall bounce and wall hop up a room in Celestial Resort

[rapid girder]

Idk what to say to that

[brisk tapir]

I hate clankers

[rapid girder]

Me 3

[smoky raft]

Tbf I don't even use WASD, I'm on controller and that's half of my problem

[rapid girder]

Yikes

[smoky raft]

I wish The Finals had a 2d pixelated fighting game spinoff, Noita-style physics paired with this game's theme would be awesome

[rapid girder]

Bailey or Luna is a real one

[slender plaza]

their gonna rwmove orange creamsickle from monster lineup 💔

[rapid girder]

💔

[slender plaza]

!coinflip is @rapid girder secretly not ospuze

[limpid condor]

Yes, you should absolutely is @​.ospuze#0 secretly not ospuze.

[rapid girder]

🥕

[smoky raft]

Embark should capitalize by releasing an Orange Creamsicle Ospuze flavor

[rapid girder]

Embark should capitalize by selling cheese

[smoky raft]

They already do, but idk how many VRs Winch Claw costs

[rapid girder]

500

[slender plaza]

dog i dont have the money to pay for a 40 dollar pack lmfak

[open imp]

https://medal.tv/games/the-finals/clips/lNOZE3JSrs_EFbr1G?invite=cr-MSxYS1QsMTY4NDM5OTIz&v=23

[rapid girder]

I do

Because I’m bad with my money

[slender plaza]

im bad with my money which is how i went from 200 dollars to 0 dollars in 3 weeks buying monster

[dull charm]

I'm good with my money, that's why I don't have the money to pay for a 40 dollar pack.

[rapid girder]

That’s bad?

[smoky raft]

I'm bad with my money, that's why I wouldn't buy $40 worth of Ospuze

[rapid girder]

I bet you have a cool car

[slender plaza]

its not bad i just wish i had more

[dull charm]

I've got 3.

[smoky raft]

I already know it would quickly turn into $80 worth of Ospuze

[lapis shale]

any furries online right now?

[slender plaza]

actually shedding a tear right now thinking of momster

[open imp]

https://tenor.com/view/when-she-touch-yo-golden-dingaling-golden-dingaling-golden-freddy-fnaf-gif-4428834800201807617

[peak pilot]

Flame thrower is fun

[smoky raft]

I've got 25
(I keep them on my designated hot wheels shelf)

[dull charm]

Play Light: RS
Play Medium: RS

Medium main at heart... forced to be a light

[rapid girder]

I don’t like caffeine

[peak pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-mods-take-away-their-kneecap-privileges-kneecap-discord-gif-16907222988962456914

[dull charm]

I've mainly got Point A to Point B vehicles.

1999 Lexus ES300
1999 Chevy Venture (Good work Van)
2007 Honda CRV (Family Car)

[slender plaza]

rip i love caffeine

i took a break from it this christmas tho cause i stopped feeling the effects i feel horrible

[neat bobcat]

I pooped

[rapid girder]

well I like it but then I see thing in my home I don’t usually spot

[slender plaza]

ripp

i just get paranoia i dont get dat

[open imp]

https://medal.tv/games/the-finals/clips/lNP77j6l7npyRrL3b?invite=cr-MSwwR3osMTY4NDM5OTIz&v=20

[smoky raft]

I don't even have a car, I live in a rural area and we had like 3 different lethal crashes within a week of me getting my permit (I swear it wasn't me) so I never want to hit the road

[dull charm]

Crashes happen all the time, but it's not worth not driving

[astral fox]

I have money to buy it but won't be buying anything until the cheaters (including strike pack users and ximmers) are gone and proper sbmm is added that fixes my win rate

[last jasper]

Just had a team grief play me a entire match because I steamrolled them In the final round of the match before ❤️

[astral fox]

until then all games can fuck off with their $90 price tags and DLCs

[rapid girder]

I agree.

[slender plaza]

whats a strike pack i know what a xim is

[astral fox]

turns single shot into fully auto on controller faster than the auto fire rate

[slender plaza]

why would you need that its not that hard to click fast cheaterrs amiright

[smoky raft]

Not around here, we normally get like two notable crashes a year. 3 in one week is unheard of, and all three of them were people my age so they all affected people I knew.
I only go to and from my home on a 10 minute walk anyways so I don't really need transport.

[fresh kernel]

My favorite mute so far

[astral fox]

because it goes faster than the fully-auto fire

[slender plaza]

mr gearbot the 2nd mute hit the wompie

[fresh kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[rapid girder]

I got one for coke can experiment

[slender plaza]

muted for soda is insane

[rapid girder]

Was a warm ts was 5 minutes ago

[fresh kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-spooky-flying-scary-ghost-images-gif-23894972

[smoky raft]

Coke is banned around here, we all know Dr. Pepper is superior in every way

[astral fox]

it's like a bump-stock but for controllers

[fresh kernel]

I love how this is worded 🤣

[dull charm]

I typically see 4-5 crashes a week, typically at least 2 that I know someone didn't walk away from.

[neat root]

Is this hard in the dagger community?

[fresh kernel]

Ima gonna turn off EXPO rq brb guys

[rancid schooner]

thats my average and im normally diamond/ruby

[neat root]

You ain’t get my joke

[slender plaza]

im gonna huff copium my laptop has only 8 gb of ram

[fresh kernel]

This shit is mental

[smoky raft]

Don't car crashes make up a decent percentage of deaths in the US?
Even if I was perfect and confident in my own driving capabilities (I'm not) I can't trust other drivers with my life or anybody else's.

[fresh kernel]

I used DDU, wiped all my drivers and installed the newest ones, I think EXPO is fucking with my RAM

[rapid girder]

I’m sending this stupid fucking cat photo again

[smoky raft]

This shit is digital

[neat root]

Are you dagger guy? I js started using it two days ago and it’s so fun

[neat root]

Tell him he’s enourmous

[smoky raft]

Bro looks like they can use Charge n' Slam irl

[fresh kernel]

Bro my headphones have the Crusher tech in em, so lowkey playing THE FINALS with explosions is hella immersive

[brisk tapir]

Give me 5 weekdays

[slender plaza]

i have bass boosted skull crushers also

[fresh kernel]

ANC 2?

[slender plaza]

YASSSSSSSSSSS LAST YEARS BLACK FRIDAY

[fresh kernel]

CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR

get on my level

[slender plaza]

lololol nice i play nightcore on mine while playing the finals its so peak

[reef gate]

is this minecraft?

[slender plaza]

where do you get the money to have a pc that can run 500 frames i need it

[fresh kernel]

I built it myself

[slender plaza]

im being casually called broke as hell

[fresh kernel]

Spring Chicken

[brisk tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140358019503378492/1450435695045906535/togif.gif

[dull charm]

It's for sure up there, it goes heart disease, then cancer then accidents

[fresh kernel]

THAT'S A COMPLIMENT FOOL

[rapid girder]

Gah

[dull charm]

My Nvidia cortex be having some wild numbers for my FPS on minecraft

[slender plaza]

how do coders even fix bugs how do they know what code is tweaking out without fucking around with everything until it works

[dull charm]

Error codes typically

[slender plaza]

oh it tells them whats tweaking cool

i thought they just manually look through everything lol imagine that hell

[toxic oyster]

are the spawn rates for fang wei city still boosted? or is it back to normal

[dull charm]

Kinda... you implement them at stages.

Lets say you want to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Steps:

• Grab Bread
• Grab Knife
• Grab Peanut Butter
• Spread Peanut Butter
• Grab Jelly
• Spread Jelly
• Cut in Half
• Enjoy

You put an error code between steps. So..

• Grab Bread
  ERROR 1
• Grab Knife
  ERROR 2
• Grab Peanut Butter
  ERROR 3
  and so on

Now... if you try and run your code, and it's out of peanut butter, and returns an error 3, you know where to first look.

[reef gate]

HES 97??

[rapid girder]

6

[reef gate]

[rapid girder]

I’m tired

Microwaved 🦄

[reef gate]

go to bed

[sweet grail]

If your going to bed rest well not ospuze

[rapid girder]

I’m not

I called out of work so I can drink tonight

[fresh kernel]

Guys am I tweaking???
Earlier today it said Season 9 ends in 80 days, now it says 81?

[reef gate]

yeah u twerking

[rapid girder]

Ur tweaking

I don’t even play and ur tweaking

[slender plaza]

oh i see thanks thats really easy ti understand pjt that way

[ancient hatch]

What are we arguing about today chat?

[slender plaza]

your twerking definetly

[rapid girder]

Sprite and microwaves

[reef gate]

idk theres a guy twerkin here idk

[dull charm]

Arguing about how my teammates still don't know what it means to play the micro game.

[fresh kernel]

jesus Christ

[reef gate]

this is how light players look irl..

[reef gate]

[cerulean lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-blown-away-blown-back-gif-22009589

[reef gate]

[cerulean lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/his-greed-sickens-me-greed-greedy-cat-treat-gif-11955749583542488221
tf2 heavy noises

[reef gate]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gif-3663966518563063141

oh no, embed fail

[whole ridge]

This put a picture of heavy an heavy talking to each other one talking about cows while having a full cow costume on and the other talking about sandwiches while light and scout are fighting in the background until they team up to steal sandwich from heavy idk why but ok

[fresh kernel]

Congrats, your prize is vaporization

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-burning-crying-smoke-gif-6017725468597337747

[cerulean lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-hello-hello-based-department-gif-26042779

[brisk tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140358019503378492/1450435695045906535/togif.gif

[rapid girder]

T

[cerulean lintel]

yooooo dude wuzzup

[rapid girder]

Microwave

[brisk tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-noticing-cat-eyes-huh-gif-16886457356686000641

[cerulean lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-gif-12100055351253481367

[fresh kernel]

This team is baller

[cerulean lintel]

chat i might revive VAIIYA terminal but as an ARG

[brisk tapir]

Microwave

[reef gate]

the poopshitters

[cerulean lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460649

[brisk tapir]

The microwave

[rapid girder]

I miss the missus

[dull charm]

My favorite thing, it's on my steam for the background of the game

Vaiiya terminal lives on forever, whenever I open the game.

[topaz sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-cheering-crowd-hype-cheer-cheer-meme-gif-22195506

[fresh kernel]

Opinion so hot it burned my hand

[reef gate]

wait why does the snowball gamemode takes away all ur cosmetics

[fresh kernel]

it doesnt?

[reef gate]

it does?!

i think it was a glitch then, i was watchin my bf play and everyone was the default medium guy

[fresh kernel]

Weird

[reef gate]

ligths and heavys, it looked so cursed

[rapid girder]

I love microwaves

[crystal swan]

I think the BFR is in a really good position (Its not, Im in a good position to kill everyone in sight)

[cerulean lintel]

might make the removal of it cannon

[rain patio]

it does

[rain patio]

how get bullet like that

[reef gate]

hold m2 then click m1

[rapid girder]

Who is m1

[rain patio]

rifle

[reef gate]

this is m1 click him

[rapid girder]

I clicked

I actually tapped

Because I’m on my phone

[crystal swan]

Lord help me

[rapid girder]

No

[reef gate]

nice job, i knew u could do it

[rapid girder]

Thanks

[dull charm]

I need more help, my team was shooting the bottom team instead of going for cashout. I asked them what they were doing, they said "just playing"... this is ranked, not TDM..

[crystal swan]

AT LEAST THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING

[rapid girder]

I hope alcohol destroys my liver sooner than later

[whole ridge]

Ranked too final round

[cerulean lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393014371373809745/1400737478683656212/caption.gif

[crystal swan]

[reef gate]

im praying for u bro 🙏 if not workin then ur not drinking enough

[crystal swan]

I either get like a full game of Lvl 10 or aimbot and Ruby players iN Quick Cash. No in between

[whole ridge]

Not ranked tho sybau

[crystal swan]

Ur ugly + Quick Cash is the more intense gamemode

[dull charm]

Because it's casual

[lean hazel]

only because everyone there sweats and does everything BUT the objective lmao

[crystal swan]

I wanna go back into World Tour but theres no fun mode going on rn

[dull charm]

Everything is World Tour, so you just enter ranked now

[whole ridge]

Cope from quick play demon over here

[sharp fulcrum]

so when is the V9 gettin nerfed🫩

[olive solar]

embork why

[crystal swan]

As much as I want to play with my fellow gold players, I dont want to play ranked and seeing the God awful RS gains

[lean hazel]

i swear flamethrower players are the most likely to tbag while also being the most ass

[crystal swan]

The thing that tilts me the most isnt the gold players its the fact that I get like 500 RS for winning an entire tournament

[jagged wind]

Is 54-7 a lot of kills with the throwing knives

[olive solar]

not even 100?

[reef gate]

this is kinda fire... kinda..

[dull charm]

Don't worry, my fellow gold people won it (and a silver)

[crystal swan]

Congrats on your win

[peak pilot]

Flamethrower kinda fun

[dull charm]

I always play for 1 win a day in my limited ~2hrs of playtime I do a day.

[floral mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427256238651084895/1454560711333380106/5433-pepo-walking.gif

[whole ridge]

Flash-bang of a thumbnail

[crystal swan]

Go back to SR-84

[rapid girder]

I’ve been drinking until I physically can’t even open the fridge to get more to drink

[olive solar]

this is what it normally looks like, I was just checking the new skirt and saw it was clipping through

[peak pilot]

Gotta have some variation

[rapid girder]

I don’t think I could push it farther

[crystal swan]

At least you dont use goo + flamethrower. That shit is so annoying to fight against

[peak pilot]

Cant waste this skin

[smoky kestrel]

Crazy out of context, someone make this a gif

[dull charm]

I will never understand the thought process of people dedicating their life on the cashout, knowing you're still alive, and it having that much time left on it.

[reef gate]

ur right, that one was looking terrible, this one is neat

[olive solar]

wow they did like zero clipping testing for this skirt

[floral mirage]

Yep lmao

[rapid girder]

Bruh

[olive solar]

this one shouldn't even be compatible actually

[reef gate]

OOO the progresssss!!!!! take this king 👑

[rapid girder]

Thanks

[peak pilot]

Cool points

[smoky kestrel]

Drinking is bad for u

[peak pilot]

Also made them leave so psychological warfare

[dull charm]

This doesn't sound like progress.. this is the opposite of progress...

[crystal swan]

I like how SSG's jacket is literally just the normal Dusk jacket from S4 but SSG taped onto it

[rapid girder]

I know

[reef gate]

in his mind it is, thats what he wants

[frozen shale]

Why cant we have the actual SSG collared jerseys? They were so cool

[topaz sail]

isnt most esport items an already existing item but with different lut colors and the name slapped onto it

[crystal swan]

Yeah but at least its like a different color

[olive solar]

apez best esports bundle just for the banana c4 tbh

[wheat sandal]

WTF ?

[crystal swan]

I only bought Pioneers so I can pretend play Helldivers

[olive solar]

out fit aint bad either, top 3

[crystal swan]

NOT THE STINKY HAIRY FEET

[olive solar]

it's monke tiem

[rapid girder]

Yes you know my goals.

[reef gate]

[crystal swan]

Its nearing the New Year and there are currently no delivery folks to deliver my food. I've been waiting for my food for like 2 hours

[dull charm]

Getting myself a new game based on the GOTY nominees, which should I pick up?

Claire Expedition 33, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 (never played the first one), Hollow Knight: Silksong (never played the 1st one), Hades 2, Death Stranding 2 (never played the first one)

[rapid girder]

It’s fun to be able to say all this here, and no one would ever know if I’m serious.

[smoky kestrel]

Think I should go to bed?

[rapid girder]

Indeed LinkedIn zip recruiter

[dull charm]

And why would I need one of those?

[rapid girder]

For a job

[dull charm]

I'm a project manager in electrical engineering... enough to support for my wife and child. I think I'm all set on that front.

[rapid girder]

I don’t think so

[rapid girder]

You should work at Burger King

[smoky kestrel]

oh how romantic to have a wife and a child, hope I will also have that privilege one day

[dull charm]

Hope you get the former before the latter.

[reef gate]

exactly, like idk if ur just being funny or just lost the will to live

[dull charm]

Whilst I enjoy Burger King, I can afford to go without the employee discount.

[grizzled lantern]

Ayo

[smoky kestrel]

Dw, I'm not like that

[elfin jewel]

having a wife and kids is not a privilege it's a punishment

[smoky kestrel]

I'd still love my child even if.

[dull charm]

I disagree

[reef gate]

wow..

[dull charm]

My wife and daughter have brought me the most joy in life one could ask for.

[frozen shale]

I'm on a boring train ride rn and jamming to SyntaxCNS. Absolute music

[olive solar]

hm wish we had something lava-y for legs

[high pier]

100% children are annoying

[smoky kestrel]

aaaaa I want a daughter I can spoil 😫 , is it weird for a 19 yo to say/want that?

[dull charm]

Correction: Children that have been raised poorly can be annoying.

[high pier]

i havent met a single non annoying child

[dull charm]

Not at all, my wife and I knew each other back when we were that age, and we already had discussed the idea of wanting one boy and one girl. It's good to know what you want.

[rapid girder]

And I can keep that truth a secret

[dull charm]

Then maybe the annoying one wasn't the child.

[rapid girder]

Unless I disappear

[vague junco]

If you wanna make someone love you just get them some khezu cookies she will marry you on the spot

[smoky kestrel]

🙏 so sad that it feels like you can't have a normal relarionship anymore nowhadays, idk how old you are but I feel like I can't get a girl my age that also wants something that lasts

[rancid schooner]

🪞

[topaz sail]

you can turn your kids into item fetchers though

[rancid schooner]

Just get a boyfriend instead

[olive solar]

chonky legs

[vague junco]

If you train them like crows you can get them to go scavenge for money

[high pier]

right... my bad

[dull charm]

I met my wife at church, we dated for roughly 2.5 years before engaged, then another .5 year before married. Just gotta take things slow, get to learn the person.

[smoky kestrel]

I know some pretty attractive dudes but I dont swing that way bud XD

[high pier]

not sure i would consider that slow, but i do agree with the statement

[smoky kestrel]

I am genaunly so happy for you 🔥 I'll keep trying!

[dull charm]

In today's day and age, 3 years is slow. From inital dating, to settling with each other.

People tend to want to meet for 1 night, or move in before the months end depending on how that first night went.

[reef gate]

its not really a secret anymore tbh its an open secret too many details...

[rancid schooner]

Getting married is gay

[cerulean lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959659611475042335/1445034628976214106/togif.gif

[dull charm]

Only if it's male to male.

[elfin jewel]

the most normie take ever
clearly you have never drived under influence, 48 hour gaming sessions, drugs, jumping between rooftops, illegally climbing towers, shoplifting, staying in stores all night after they've been closed and many more

[edgy zenith]

does this chat ever talk about the finals

[reef gate]

xDDDD

[smoky kestrel]

Touché 😂

[reef gate]

some times

[rapid girder]

Idk

[smoky kestrel]

no. here's my car

[reef gate]

wait bro we got the same gif as pfp

[edgy zenith]

ok

[smoky kestrel]

you do wtf

[edgy zenith]

do you like how i changed it

[reef gate]

not rlly u made it worse

[rancid schooner]

Liking girls is gay. What are you gonna paint your nails with them or shop with them? 😂😂

[edgy zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

[reef gate]

[edgy zenith]

i just want a wife so i have someone to scratch my back

[smoky kestrel]

I will do that if my girl ever wants that. you are 100% right

[rancid schooner]

Go dress a waifu in the finals. There ya go

[dull charm]

I can count on my fingers the times I've had alcoholic beverages, and 3 of those were during my honeymoon alone.

I've done 24 hr livestreams of gaming sessions, and when I was in my youth I played Diablo 2 from start to finish in one sitting, lasting probably close to 48 hrs.

Never touched a drug unless you count sugar.

I wouldn't care to jump or climb things due to not a fan of heights.

Regarding shoplifting, I've gone into a gas station on Halloween, said trick or treat, grabbed a candy bar from the shelf and walked out if that counts.

And that last one, when I got kicked out at 16, I stayed the night at the mall, hiding in the barnes and noble using the kids books area which had a small stage as cover hiding behind its decorated backdrop wall.

I've had my fair share of fun in other ways.

[rapid girder]

Then get a girl

[topaz sail]

get a cat and train it to claw your back

[dull charm]

I now pronounce you husband, and wife.

[smoky kestrel]

Overnight in a mall sounds so fun, Makes me think I experienced nothing til now

[reef gate]

[rapid girder]

Good for you

[rancid schooner]

Have you drank coffee though

[marsh crane]

[dull charm]

Nah, not a coffee fan. I do enjoy a good Hot Chocolate though.

I don't really drink anything caffeinated.

[rancid schooner]

So you just admitted to me now that you’ve had chocolate which contains caffeine which is a drug people abuse. Is there something you’d like to admit to the chat?

[edgy zenith]

where do i put my penis

[sweet grail]

Everyone lives a life

[smoky kestrel]

Sun coming up, perfect time to go to bed!

[edgy zenith]

oh, a perfect fit

[rapid girder]

Not even four loko?!?!?

[rancid schooner]

His names micro after all

[reef gate]

thats all u think abt huh..

[dull charm]

Never even heard of it.

[smoky kestrel]

Mi-Crock

[sweet grail]

Rest well 🥂

[edgy zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-nod-nodding-agreeing-agree-gif-15564795990526873010

[rapid girder]

What a good lad

[reef gate]

[rancid schooner]

If you guys are single go to the overwatch discord that’s basically a dating app

[rapid girder]

I hate how good of a lad u r

[somber forge]

oh fr??

[dull charm]

I feel like everyday you're just a walking advertisment for the Overwatch Discord.

[reef gate]

roblox:

[somber forge]

bout to get a mercy main to be my pocket healbeam to my heavy ez Ruby

[edgy zenith]

edating is cringe

[rancid schooner]

Pretty much.

[sweet grail]

Why does that inspire hate, some people start there some people get there after more life experience, some never want that or get there 🤷‍♂️ to each there own honestly

[dull charm]

When chatting with my friends about certain things, and I mentioned, "I'm pretty vanilla..." they all went, "WOWWW We would have never guessed", that's how normal I am.

I work my job Mon-Fri, I have family time with the wife and kid after work, play games for a few hours and head to bed.

Saturday is a day of rest and doing little things around the house

Sunday is church and shopping day for the week ahead where we get our meals for the week, meal prep, and then it restarts all over again.

[edgy zenith]

im not sure that normal people spend their time justifying to degenerate shooter game players how normal they are

[somber forge]

I do miss having a schedule, its crazy how much can change in such little time

[viscid mulch]

guys i think i have a crush on my girlfriend

[rapid girder]

Because it shows how much better I could’ve been. Instead I wasted my life with drugs and alcohol.

[winged herald]

Are finals servers slow rn? I’ve been struggling to even move in lobbies all day

[sweet grail]

It’s something to aspire to be it shows it can be done my friend, many do worse then you many do better that goes for all of us in different ways

[dull charm]

Sent a post to get people to come to the finals from the overwatch discord now. Yw

[reef gate]

guys, this is a chat abt the finals

[rapid girder]

No i fucked all that already I’m just done setting goals

[hasty kayak]

comparison is your own worst enemy btw, or your best depending on how you wanna take it

[rapid girder]

That isn’t true

[viscid mulch]

Can i talk about how i have a crush on my girlfriend? how do i tell her that i have a crush on her

[hasty kayak]

when has this chat ever been abt the finals this is general life advice chat

[reef gate]

[sweet grail]

It’s never to late to fix things as best you can

[dull charm]

Sounds like Goal #1 is to Set a Goal for yourself. The New Year is a great time to try and change old habits. May I recommend a bullet journal?

[rapid girder]

Noooo I am late

[sweet grail]

As best you can nothings ever perfect

[edgy zenith]

dont let regret be the enemy of joy, and dont let joy be the enemy of contentment

[hasty kayak]

it is honestly never too late to do something, i’ve probably switched up on my long-term plans like 8 times over the past 3 years or so

[reef gate]

just say it bro, say u hav a crush on her shes your gf

[sweet grail]

And you do need to live with the choices you make same with me same with others

[viscid mulch]

if it is then can someone tell me how to tell my girlfriend that i have a crush on her?

[viscid mulch]

AHH I SEE NOW, thank you for your advice

[sweet grail]

But you can do your best whenever that’s never not on the table the choice is always there

[reef gate]

wait i see ur in wplace server, can u help me paint the finals logo

[hasty kayak]

i’m not even in a relationship vro im not the person to ask, honestly the only time i’ve asked someone out was cause i was piss drunk at a formal and i hadn’t said anything prior, sadly not my place or time

[viscid mulch]

lol sure but i will probably never respond again to you lol

[dull charm]

What age range are we talking?

Sub 18, or above 18?

[rapid girder]

I could try that but like I’ve said earlier I quit trying

[idle berry]

180

[viscid mulch]

i’m the youngest person ever(sub 18)

[dull charm]

Uhh, the most recent baby born is the youngest 😂

[idle berry]

So like... 72

[viscid mulch]

Yup that’s me

[hasty kayak]

why so you’re literally ospuze nothing should be holding you back from trying tbh

[reef gate]

https://wplace.live/?lat=-23.208473092673565&lng=-45.30893587822267&zoom=12.355984745528916

[idle berry]

Virus link

[rancid schooner]

Most ppl here are like 14

[rapid girder]

I’m not Ospuze

[hasty kayak]

according to the CMs

[rancid schooner]

What

[hasty kayak]

ah yeah true

[reef gate]

[dull charm]

Sub 18, tell her that you value your friendship, and have feelings to want to get to know her more. Don't throw around the love word until you know you mean it. But establish that you feel the connection between her.

Biggest thing is to establish the value of the friendship that if she turns you down, you can remain friends.

[grizzled lantern]

I hate when you've been absolutely handling another team but lose to them in the last round because a teammate quits before it starts

[viscid mulch]

we’re already together

[rapid girder]

I’m 19

[hasty kayak]

had a CM tell me this server is basically a buncha 14 year olds i don’t think i’ve talked to someone younger than 17 and a solid amt over 23

[idle berry]

Hi 19

[rancid schooner]

That’s my dads age wow

[ocean depot]

Is anyone on the game

[idle berry]

Hi 20

[rapid girder]

What the fuck

[viscid mulch]

i’m 14 and i play the finals

[hasty kayak]

you got SO much time on your hands bro aint no reason to be giving up on making plans

[rancid schooner]

Haha wow that’s funny

[hasty kayak]

👀

[dull charm]

Whoops, wrong clipboard item

Meant to share this:
https://open.spotify.com/track/1OzSfjFW08DTD51XoNnog7?si=5ce4823cd18d4f00

[hasty kayak]

ok you gotta be the youngest person i’ve seen here besides the random ass ppl who pop in to ask abt lfgs or server status

[viscid mulch]

i am 14 and i play the finals because it is such a fun game

[idle berry]

I can confirm that it's not a virus link

Now y'all owe me moneehhh

[atomic seal]

who?

[hasty kayak]

i swear i also talk to like the same 15 or so ppl

[dull charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mcfee-gif-2200127827483412412

[idle berry]

A CM, according to Hoss

[viscid mulch]

i feel like mcafee is a virus in it of itself

[rapid girder]

I’ve kinda cooked my health to a point where I’m expected to make it to 25 if I keep on doing what I am right now.

[hasty kayak]

uh scrolling, oh shit actually was a VM who told me that this is a family friendly server and that there’s a bunch of 14 year olds on the server and you should treat it like that, i think they’re offline rn but i can’t remember which VM

[tender cypress]

It's just adware fr

[idle berry]

But there's an anti virus called NotMcAfee, that's legit

[atomic seal]

[viscid mulch]

windows defender is an amazing antivirus, if you play on linux then you probably know what your doing, and mac, you have to be skilled to get a virus

[atomic seal]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[hasty kayak]

plenty of time to change tbh

[tender cypress]

The best antivirus is just not downloading stupid shit

[viscid mulch]

me when dihh

[idle berry]

But what if I'm not in beach

[dreamy vault]

By this calculation you've been using discord since 10 years of age

Your poor soul

[hasty kayak]

if i scroll through the VMs i could probably find them lol gimme a min

[idle berry]

But... But I love dloading stupid shit

[rancid schooner]

And getting the Juno mythic for extra protection

[viscid mulch]

What
i got discord in late 7th grade when i turned 13 lol

[atomic seal]

it's winter ain't it

[tender cypress]

True, I love winning iPhones off of free movie sites

[hasty kayak]

ok i was lying it was a junior VM not an actual VM 😔

[tender cypress]

Wasn't Sinnzy the one who said ts

[hasty kayak]

am now realizing that

[rapid girder]

Basically a white role

[idle berry]

Yes, I'm still gonna hike tho as my back has completely healed

[dreamy vault]

20th of Sept 2022 looking mighty good

[reef gate]

me too bro.. me too...

[tender cypress]

Cause I remember they were on smth like "If you wouldnt show it to a preschooler don't share it here" which was hella dumb

[dull charm]

Well, picked out my GOTY Nominee game to play for this year.

[hasty kayak]

whoever has the pfp of a finals character with cat ears i think

[tender cypress]

That'd be Sinnzy

[rapid girder]

lol

[hasty kayak]

yeah it was this cause i was talking abt how some things feel too grey to talk abt but then they said to treat it like a preschool and i just said i’m not 5 so why should i talk like im 5

[viscid mulch]

I was in 7th grade in 2023 so i probably made an account in 6th grade, cuz my earliest memory on discord was in 7th grade when i was 13

[tender cypress]

Lets ignore the status and profile pictures of course

[dreamy vault]

Then how are you 14 now

[dull charm]

I don't even know what either of those mean...

[viscid mulch]

February

[tender cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[idle berry]

Anyways take care guys imma go eat a tree

[simple mica]

Mfs will lie through their teeth and somehow not die of cringe

[tender cypress]

The profile picture and banner, aint that a charecter from that adult Hotel show or whatever

[sweet grail]

Eat well 🥂

[dull charm]

I don't know what the kids watch nowadays

[hasty kayak]

like this server should probably be 15+ tbf

[viscid mulch]

hazbin hotel is so badly written it might as well be an edgy teen show

[tender cypress]

I'd be real concerned if a 14 year old knew charecters from adult shows at all

[dreamy vault]

six seven hahahhaaa hahaha six seven hee hahaha six seve

[hasty kayak]

maybe even 16

[viscid mulch]

but that doesn’t make me enjoy it less

[bleak summit]

Is there a discord for arc raiders

[viscid mulch]

yes check my tag

[tender cypress]

Admitting to watching an adult show after telling everyone you're 14 is crazy work 😭 🙏

[dreamy vault]

the only and single piece of lore I know about it is that all of the characters have at minimum one fact that surrounds sexual harassment and I hate it I hate it I hate it

[fluid schooner]

Shitposts, honestly 10years ago we did those too

[rancid schooner]

Most ppl here are 14

[uncut halo]

how do i finish my tutorials quest? i cant find tutorial cuz i skipped it first time and i finished all arena challenges, idk what to do

[fluid schooner]

Good thing I'm not most

[dull charm]

The main thing back then was just whatever was on adult swim

[viscid mulch]

bro the fbi is not gonna come after me for watching hazbin hotel when 14 gang btw im like 3 months away from turning 15 💀💀💀💀

[tender cypress]

This has to be completely wrong I swear

[rapid girder]

https://discord.gg/arcraiders

[somber forge]

time to stop playing

[viscid mulch]

peak

[hasty kayak]

genuinely trying to figure out who else who frequents chats are 14

[grizzled lantern]

I thought this was a chat for The Finals...?

[cedar frigate]

they should

[tender cypress]

It is but it frequently goes off topic

[rancid schooner]

I think Dissun is

[dull charm]

Yeah, The Final Conversation That Derails The Chat

[cedar frigate]

that garbage ass show is rotting your small brain youngin

[fluid schooner]

You're right, just wrong timing

[hasty kayak]

nah hit diamond to secure a ruby spot when top 500 hits ruby, trust

[viscid mulch]

nuh uh hazbin is peak

huskerdust my beloved 🤩

[dreamy vault]

The federal bureau of investigations DOES come after people like you, that's the part you're missing.

[rapid girder]

I’m calling John FBI right now

[rancid schooner]

why would he raid the arc

[reef gate]

me too kid me too

[hasty kayak]

aren’t there like 5 different dissuns

[viscid mulch]

i feel like the adrenaline rush from plying the finals is way more brain damaging then watching gay dead people whine over angles

[rapid girder]

Idk

[dull charm]

Technically we do have an #🥚┇off-topic , but the game is dying, so they got more relaxed about people getting off topic in here because it at least looks more active if people are chatting, even if not about the game.

[somber forge]

why is snatch censored in game text chat

[fluid schooner]

Would be peak if there was not so much cursing imo

[rancid schooner]

[viscid mulch]

thai part i agree with

[high pier]

why do you assume as such?

[rancid schooner]

This one @potent moon

[rapid girder]

That’s a awful looking cat

[viscid mulch]

dude 💀

[dull charm]

There's a lot of things censored that don't make sense.