Uh lockbolt, dome?
#⚡┇the-finals-chat
tired epoch
torn pecan
So what’s the best sledge loadout for heavy
deft obsidian
late latch
So what’s the best sledge loadout for heavy
You see the sledge? You're gonna wanna change that into a gun
sonic pawn
You call it pride i call it facts
short dove
I genuinely feel an aversion from looking at this thing and I really don't get it it's not even that bad
torn pecan
You see the sledge? You're gonna wanna change that into a gun
What gun
edgy topaz
Could've been in the finalsssss
rancid schooner
I genuinely feel an aversion from looking at this thing and I really don't get i...
short dove
You see the sledge? You're gonna wanna change that into a gun
👉 🚪
sonic pawn
Could've been in the finalsssss
Get on the finals then dude
rancid schooner
You see that gun? you're gonna wanna change that into a medium class.
You're gonna wanna.
torn pecan
You see that gun? you're gonna wanna change that into a medium class.
What if I play light
short dove
https://tenor.com/view/doro-punch-in-the-face-punch-nikke-gif-223107982299056547...
Ow ow owie ow ow stop ow ow 🤕
late latch
What if I play light
See that light? you're gonna wanna apply for correction. 😭 💢
formal wyvern
What if I play light
double mag ar and vibe
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/doro-punch-in-the-face-punch-nikke-gif-223107982299056547...
DONT HURT MY FISH ONLY I CAN
edgy topaz
Get on the finals then dude
im on solo dolo
tired epoch
https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-cinderella-little-mermaid-siren-...
Why’s bro going for me as well
deft obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-cinderella-little-mermaid-siren-...
No :/
formal wyvern
aight if nobody's doing it is anybody tryna get in on one
formal wyvern
i'm tryna host yk what i'm saying
tired epoch
aight if nobody's doing it is anybody tryna get in on one
I normally warm up in a tdm or practice range
odd dagger
edgy topaz
I just fumbled the ball hard checking my level in #🏆┇rank-check I used =r instead of -r and now I gotta wait 30 mins to check my level wtf?
formal wyvern
I normally warm up in a tdm or practice range
i'm trying to get more dug into the finals community so i thought i'd just try my hand at hosting but you're right
short dove
I normally warm up in a tdm or practice range
I usually warm up, remember I suck at the game, and go back to playing Star Trucker
late latch
I just fumbled the ball hard checking my level in <#1009841693593440367> I used...
white roles be like
deft obsidian
Guys stop being toxic
short dove
I just fumbled the ball hard checking my level in <#1009841693593440367> I used...
Bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
edgy topaz
Do I gotta tap more to get my cooldown down? lmfaoooo
sonic pawn
I usually warm up, remember I suck at the game, and go back to playing Star Truc...
Star tickler
edgy topaz
Bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
frrrr lmaoooo
sonic pawn
I just fumbled the ball hard checking my level in <#1009841693593440367> I used...
Dw i got you
edgy topaz
Dw i got you
plssss
tough pelican
Wow, I think I realized I'm not having fun anymore.
tired epoch
i'm trying to get more dug into the finals community so i thought i'd just try m...
Fairs maybe just make a vc and hope ppl join lol
short dove
Wow, I think I realized I'm not having fun anymore.
Wanna talk about it?
tough pelican
huh
sonic pawn
edgy topaz
Ya the best!!!!
sonic pawn
5 more
pulsar mauve
We have been stuck like this for like 3 minutes.
late latch
i wonder if i'll reach level 15 or get permabanned first
edgy topaz
5 more and then I can make a VC?!
formal wyvern
Fairs maybe just make a vc and hope ppl join lol
true true; i'm waiting on friends so i'll do it one night when i'm not lmao
pulsar mauve
We have been stuck like this for like 3 minutes.
Wtf you mean "other groups?" It's round 2!
short dove
5 more and then I can make a VC?!
Three more :3
tired epoch
i wonder if i'll reach level 15 or get permabanned first
Perma banned
elder cove
I’m gonna have my cousin play 5 matches to unlock the other things then maybe I’ll be able to send him a prospect I no it’s
late latch
Perma banned
yeah probably
sonic pawn
Ya the best!!!!
I suggest your next 3 messages are saying sorry for insulting my fish
edgy topaz
Three more :3
come on, lets goooo
edgy topaz
I suggest your next 3 messages are saying sorry for insulting my fish
Lmaooo no harm feelings I like fish, I mean I ate some today!
short dove
come on, lets goooo
The community manager could do the funniest thing rn
pulsar mauve
We have been stuck like this for like 3 minutes.
Still here.
tough pelican
It was... Quite a straightforward question?
Bad teammates, 3 stacks, ranked doesn't work, and it's not getting better. It's just not fun anymore.
late latch
Bad teammates, 3 stacks, ranked doesn't work, and it's not getting better. It's ...
Oh my GOD! is that vauske????
ripe lava
How many hours till update?
edgy topaz
The community manager could do the funniest thing rn
no no no plsss, I needs to playy
tough pelican
There's no reason to keep playing for now.
edgy topaz
how much lvls till I can send gifs?
sonic pawn
no no no plsss, I needs to playy
Yes mute him 4 weeks for insulting my fish
edgy topaz
Yes mute him 4 weeks for insulting my fish
noooooooo
late latch
how much lvls till I can send gifs?
IDK but you should DEFINITELY ping the mods SEVERAL times while posting LOTS of messages to make sure.
atomic seal
how much lvls till I can send gifs?
-levels
amber jacinthBOT
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pulsar mauve
Is there another exploit to rage lock the server to never progress?
short dove
There's no reason to keep playing for now.
Nothing wrong with giving the game a break
edgy topaz
IDK but you should DEFINITELY ping the mods SEVERAL times while posting LOTS of ...
Sounds like a good idea! but I gotta be lvl 2000000 to ping remember?
late latch
Sounds like a good idea! but I gotta be lvl 2000000 to ping remember?
DM the mods im sure they would appreciate it ❤️
sonic pawn
Ping embark instead
short dove
I just destroyed my pinkie toe looking at my phone instead of where I was walking ow ow ow
tough pelican
Nothing wrong with giving the game a break <:hug_friend:1040603889872949248>
The game itself is fun and I like playing it. I just wish everything else about the game worked.
ripe lava
Sounds like a good idea! but I gotta be lvl 2000000 to ping remember?
No just mention any embark employee
sonic pawn
I just destroyed my pinkie toe looking at my phone instead of where I was walkin...
Aaaawwwww poor thingy do you want me to bring some ice?
odd dagger
shut up john
sonic pawn
WAIT A MINUTE YOURE A FISH YOU DONT HAVE TOES
short dove
The game itself is fun and I like playing it. I just wish everything else about ...
The patch tommorow is supposed to be pretty sizable
ripe lava
The patch tommorow is supposed to be pretty sizable
Tomorrow?
edgy topaz
DM the mods im sure they would appreciate it ❤️
Wait but thats exclusive, that unlocks at level 300000
sonic pawn
shut up john
Shut up spanky
edgy topaz
Voice still locked!
late latch
anyways i'm excited for the medium to be found dead in miami tomorrow
late latch
i ain't turning on discord light to read that one
raven cobalt
Finals Chat Bingo so far.
short dove
It's in a couple of hours
Oh, you ain't wrong, I won't be able to play it till late though so I keep considering it tommorow
short dove
Which timezone are you in
EST
short dove
Finals Chat Bingo so far.
Are you just building it or playing it?
Why am I yapping all of the sudden wtf
sonic pawn
Its so over
pulsar mauve
Embjork strikes again.
left dove
i can smell ruby
raven cobalt
Its so over
You should make a gif that says ""its so over" and let me use it
ripe lava
i can smell ruby
You saw the new specialization?
short dove
Stellaris is barely a game I'm not sorry
sonic pawn
You should make a gif that says ""its so over" and let me use it
I should to...
left dove
You saw the new specialization?
the what
narrow plover
TokyaChris#0942 pls report this guy using wallhack alswys behind like 10 times
left dove
The specialization called "Touching grass"
well im maxxed out in quickplay, WT and almost ranked sooo
pulsar mauve
Embjork strikes again.
Oh hold on I'm loading into something.
fallen quiver
Embjork strikes again.
Esports ready
short dove
Embjork strikes again.
You're going through a trial of faith
ripe lava
well im maxxed out in quickplay, WT and almost ranked sooo
Are you unemployed
floral mirage
rip itch.io, the only thing keeping them alive was the 18+ games (the indie games and game jams dont make em money). Now they also followed Steam's route of banning them cus of payment processors
sonic pawn
left dove
Are you unemployed
actually yes
ripe lava
actually yes
What rank are you in job applications?
short dove
rip itch.io, the only thing keeping them alive was the 18+ games (the indie game...
Wait what happened
pulsar mauve
Ok now I'm stuck in an infinite loading screen.
edgy topaz
ya said I unlock VC after 30 messages, I'm 50 deep!
sonic pawn
I love you chat
pulsar mauve
Cool there goes a whole tournament down the shitter.
floral mirage
Wait what happened
just look at their discord, it's in absolute chaos rn
left dove
What rank are you in job applications?
grand master
short dove
ya said I unlock VC after 30 messages, I'm 50 deep!
You're actually getting trolled
fallen quiver
grand master
I genuinely don't understand how you have the tolerance to play games this much
edgy topaz
You're actually getting trolled
bruh, how can I create new ones?
left dove
I genuinely don't understand how you have the tolerance to play games this much
i dont have any other game anymore lol
raven cobalt
fallen quiver
i dont have any other game anymore lol
Nightreign
sonic pawn
ya said I unlock VC after 30 messages, I'm 50 deep!
Restart discord
edgy topaz
Restart discord
Bet Alt+f4
left dove
Nightreign
Elden ring was good enough for me i dont need something else
short dove
bruh, how can I create new ones?
Idk, I think I can create one for you and just leave it
vague sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-dance-tobey-maguire-spiderman-gif-751781624794...
It looks like he had a good game
orchid moat
When that Finals guy posts "The Finals" as his only message then walks away. Do that 1
edgy topaz
Idk, I think I can create one for you and just leave it
pls do
raven cobalt
I will report this post. Dont you believe I fucking wont
pulsar mauve
I alt-f4'd and can hit reconnect, but it's still infinite loading screen.
This is embarrassing.
edgy topaz
Idk, I think I can create one for you and just leave it
I should've asked this awhile ago
short dove
I should've asked this awhile ago
19
left dove
I alt-f4'd and can hit reconnect, but it's still infinite loading screen.
This...
skill issue
pulsar mauve
Add (and is right) to my square rn.
faint harness
I alt-f4'd and can hit reconnect, but it's still infinite loading screen.
This...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BENSSSS THE NEWBBB THIS TIMEEEEEEEEEE 
ripe lava
I alt-f4'd and can hit reconnect, but it's still infinite loading screen.
This...
Pull out the power cable
edgy topaz
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! @short dove
raven cobalt
<@&1012034066876473384> Snuff film, probably should delete this before anyone googles it
fallen quiver
When that Finals guy posts "The Finals" as his only message then walks away. Do...
The Finals isn't some "guy". He's a goddamn legend.
late latch
Guys, if THE FINALS is so good, where's THE FINALS 2?
void moss
Game is dead it took me 40 sec to find a match instead of 20 sec
left dove
short dove
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! <@510978374290767883>
pulsar mauve
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BENSSSS THE NEWBBB THIS TIMEEEEEEEEEE <a:coinedfr:12320875...
Devs are the noobs, never seen something like this.
edgy topaz
❤️
orchid moat
The Finals isn't some "guy". He's a goddamn legend.
His username is like Lovedd or some shit xD
ripe lava
<@&1012034066876473384> Snuff film, probably should delete this before anyone g...
I was contributing to the bingo man 💔
fallen quiver
His username is like Lovedd or some shit xD
Ik
sonic pawn
Chat do you love me
short dove
<@&1012034066876473384> Snuff film, probably should delete this before anyone g...
I'm sorry w h a t
fallen quiver
But his nick is The Finals
raven cobalt
I was contributing to the bingo man 💔
No. No you weren't.
late latch
Chat do you love me
https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-standing-gif-11190578825639642317
ofc
silver sinew
anyone else getting an error every time they launch finals
sonic pawn
Your biological father
short dove
Chat do you love me
short dove
https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-standing-gif-...
Wait that gif is so shoegaze
void moss
Chat do you love me
raven cobalt
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-good-bye-bye-no-gif-1692560823...
Ur dead to me anyway
pulsar mauve
What a joke
short dove
Ur dead to me anyway
left dove
What a joke
skill issue
sonic pawn
Why bro deleted his shit
pulsar mauve
skill issue
faint harness
https://tenor.com/view/puffer-fish-squish-me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-29679361...
dude hates capitalism
chilly holly
5 hour 6 minute.
late latch
5 hour 6 minute.
committed to the bit, i respect that
short dove
5 hour 6 minute.
Wait chat I should just stay up till 6 am wait for the new update
sonic pawn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1397109572455497758/2...
Me when i see someone using the floral set
pulsar mauve
Left the server, fuck it.
faint harness
Left the server, fuck it.
reported
short dove
Me when i see someone using the floral set
But I love that set 🥺
pulsar mauve
Can't wait to get penalized.
fallen quiver
Can't wait to get penalized.
sonic pawn
But I love that set 🥺
You dont get it do you
short dove
You dont get it do you<:Lips_Licking:1277774251339944048>
Oh... 😳
pulsar mauve
If there wasn't a patch soon, this would have been the "uninstall and never look back" moment.
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-cane-recensionivere-cosa-what-gif-7417567602944...
I love you pete parsons say it back
last rover
Hi Bailey
void moss
I love you pete parsons say it back
I love you john flamethrower, please buy my game
sonic pawn
I love you john flamethrower, please buy my game
Not another gold digger smh
faint grove
I heard Pete Parsons hires bees
pulsar mauve
I might actually not get penalized because the match will probably be hard stopped by the update while it keep going for the next several hours.
short dove
I might actually not get penalized because the match will probably be hard stopp...
Would you get penalized if everyone else dced
pulsar mauve
Would you get penalized if everyone else dced
Who tf knows?
short dove
Who tf knows?
Yeah, that was a dumb question
pulsar mauve
I was able to join another.
fallen quiver
If there wasn't a patch soon, this would have been the "uninstall and never look...
Patches don't mean anything in live service games. Used to be all the content would already be out, maybe you'd get a dlc, but otherwise patches would just fix stuff. With the live service model, they add more stuff every time they fix stuff. And it's a 50/50 whether it gets better or worse. It's like adding more salt and sugar to a cake at the same time, it just gets more and more unstable.
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-mauzymice-petting-pet-meme-gif-2103447186280306...
Stop it
short dove
Patches don't mean anything in live service games. Used to be all the content wo...
Are you anti game patch? 😭
short dove
Stop it<:swagangry:1008285502056702032>
Make me 👅
fallen quiver
Are you anti game patch? 😭
No? I'm just not dumb enough to hold my breath for a patch that's very likely to make things worse.
blissful yoke
@atomic seal
covert flax
morning chat!
atomic seal
<@889454082136346664>
?
short dove
morning chat!
Wow I logged on when you were going to sleep 😂
short dove
No? I'm just not dumb enough to hold my breath for a patch that's very likely to...
I choose to hold hope for everything 🙏
blissful yoke
best of luck dude
Thanks, it’s gonna be fucking cold
sonic pawn
You cant pet me
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-death-dodge-challenger-gif-123475211566295...
Wtf does this even mean
atomic seal
Thanks, it’s gonna be fucking cold
cawfee
chrome crow
Soon, we get to see if sword rejoins the number of annoying weapons in light's arsenal. :0
short dove
Wtf does this even mean
I looked up dodging in tenor and was one of the first pop ups idk 😶
chrome crow
my solution to sword will of course, just be right click with a spear and if they throw a grenade at me, emote cancel the spin and winch them into their own grenade for the keks.
covert dust
https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-death-dodge-challenger-gif-123475211566295...
Im not mad at the absolute dogshit attempt of a shit post.
Im more mad that whoever made this garbage couldn't even add an explosive effect when Freddy got shot
0/10 trash
fallen quiver
I choose to hold hope for everything 🙏
Kinda just ends up with you wasting time on a sub par product. Been there done that.
blissful yoke
my solution to sword will of course, just be right click with a spear and if the...
Shut up riv. No pc or mod power for you
short dove
Im not mad at the absolute dogshit attempt of a shit post.
Im more mad that who...
This was 100% made by a kid using a gif editing service for the first time
short dove
Kinda just ends up with you wasting time on a sub par product. Been there done t...
We shall agree to disagree then
chrome crow
Shut up riv. No pc or mod power for you
Bruh, I volunteered for no mod power tho, how're you gonna hit me with that one :0?
sonic pawn
I looked up dodging in tenor and was one of the first pop ups idk 😶
Bro picking random shit
kind flame
blissful yoke
Bruh, I volunteered for no mod power tho, how're you gonna hit me with that one ...
Because fuck you, that’s why
pseudo elk
Awww
short dove
Bro picking random shit
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Everything made was done through throwing shit at the wall and seeing if it stuck or not 😤
pseudo elk
https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleepy-gif-22976164
So cute
chrome crow
Because fuck you, that’s why
dam you right tho. Shouldda seen me with charlie yesterday tho, I was using my big brain to win battles because obviously I can't on sight or skill on my hardware :'3
pseudo elk
Chill yall
sonic pawn
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Everything made was done through throwing ...
Fuck you im outta here
chrome crow
winching the cashout to the bottom of a stair well on fortune stadium because I have a spear, and we're gonna wait for them to try and steal it before I drop on them like a ton of bricks. and I did exactly that, oragne team wanted nothing to do with us for the rest of the tourney lmao
blissful yoke
dam you right tho. Shouldda seen me with charlie yesterday tho, I was using my b...
Were you even aware that I was fucking with you last night? lol
pulsar mauve
First match after the bugged tournament? Bitch baby leaver.
chrome crow
Were you even aware that I was fucking with you last night? lol
In which regard tho? :0
short dove
Fuck you im outta here
pseudo elk
Peace
blissful yoke
In which regard tho? :0
Server deafening and muting you
pulsar mauve
Server deafening and muting you
Big, if true.
round ferry
Server deafening and muting you
*nullifying them
pseudo elk
*nullifying them
Yess
blissful yoke
*nullifying them
You right, mb
chrome crow
Cwab in the time I've known you, I've come to realize what everyone should've realized about me by now. 45% of the time you're trolling, 25% of the time you're clowning on people. 25% of the time you're gaslighting, and 5% of the time you're actually serious, and then 3% of the time you're just bad at math.
pseudo elk
Peak cinema
kind flame
blissful yoke
Cwab in the time I've known you, I've come to realize what everyone should've re...
Yep, except that bad at math part
pseudo elk
Cwab in the time I've known you, I've come to realize what everyone should've re...
Math ain't mathing that's 103%
round ferry
Cwab in the time I've known you, I've come to realize what everyone should've re...
damn, that's like, 247% or some shit
chrome crow
Yep, except that bad at math part
okay mister couldda swore it was always 4 seconds to steal a cashout.
kind flame
Math ain't mathing that's 103%
10+10×10-10=
pulsar mauve
Well wasn't Riv homeschooled?
short dove
https://tenor.com/view/anime-grab-gun-cute-gun-gif-17444767
This raises questions I'm not gonna ask
blissful yoke
okay mister couldda swore it was always 4 seconds to steal a cashout.
It’s a very long 4 seconds
pulsar mauve
This is really funny with 0 context on Rivs end.
sonic pawn
This raises questions I'm not gonna ask
Rookie
blissful yoke
This raises questions I'm not gonna ask
I’m going to ask. Where is she pulling that out of?
sonic pawn
I’m going to ask. Where is she pulling that out of?
Im going to answer but i will be given the suzu treatment
chrome crow
It’s a very long 4 seconds
four seconds in cwab time is not four seconds in everyone else's time is what I'm hearing
blissful yoke
Im going to answer but i will be given the suzu treatment
I shall prepare my goodbyes
sonic pawn
Rookie≠Preserving Sanity
What sanity
short dove
What sanity
I am very sane, excuse me. Everyone in this server is a specimen in need of studying
blissful yoke
four seconds in cwab time is not four seconds in everyone else's time is what I'...
As I said, a very long 4 seconds Mr. “How to take a video on my phone”
sonic pawn
I shall prepare my goodbyes
She is pulling the gun out of her
late latch
She is pulling the gun out of her
inventory, obv
chrome crow
As I said, a very long 4 seconds Mr. “How to take a video on my phone”
Okay mister didn't know his phone had wireless charging for half a decade
blissful yoke
Okay mister didn't know his phone had wireless charging for half a decade
I thought my phone was too old
short dove
She is pulling the gun out of her
blissful yoke
She is pulling the gun out of her
chrome crow
Cwab, you really are the best friend I've made in the finals community, we're both idiots in our own ways and we both enjoy clowning on people and gaslighting clowns lol
blissful yoke
Cwab, you really are the best friend I've made in the finals community, we're bo...
Fuck you, slightly disrespectfully
lavish osprey
https://tenor.com/view/annabella-getting-coins-headshot-maid-anime-girl-gif-8607...
is that the finals? it has the coins
kind flame
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/annabella-getting-coins-headshot-maid-anime-girl-gif-8607...
Me when i see you
blissful yoke
@atomic seal
atomic seal
<@889454082136346664>
let's gooo
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/dogs-wake-up-massage-gif-10223097
Animal exploitation
short dove
is that the finals? it has the coins
I legit thought it was in the thumbnail so I chose it but... I don't think so?
atomic seal
<@889454082136346664>
kind flame
<@889454082136346664>
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/burnice-white-burnice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-zzz-burni...
She in a room with john flamethrower
chrome crow
Fuck you, slightly disrespectfully
Love you too broski, now are you still capable of playing some finals so we can watch lights walk into an explosive gasmine stack together? The sounds of light whinging in the distance is like, perfect bonding time.
blissful yoke
Love you too broski, now are you still capable of playing some finals so we can ...
Nope, I’ve got some uber last second shopping to do, and I’m not going off base
kind flame
She in a room with john flamethrower
And she loves it warmqnd toasty 
chrome crow
Watching lights leave the game in the chat feed to the sys horizon sunset is like, a vibe.
blissful yoke
I get back in a little over a month
late latch
https://tenor.com/view/nama-tama-worship-thefinals-finals-gif-150602195478893914...
me when i smash a carton of eggs (the wheel has betrayed me once again)
raven cobalt
short dove
They're perfect 🫠
livid sedge
Ayo
blissful yoke
Omg, that might be worse than mine
kind flame
https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-gif-9601172
short dove
https://tenor.com/view/ive-got-me-a-jar-of-dirt-pirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sp...
Found the Pirates of the Caribbean fan
chrome crow
now make this exact fit on a sword light when the time comes, run sword. have people smashing their keyboards xD
kind flame
Found the Pirates of the Caribbean fan
chrome crow
also gotta do it on a CL-40 medium while planting mines everywhere, so they see that player card when they die to mines.
exotic sparrow
Should I peel myself out of bed
short dove
Should I peel myself out of bed
No. Just five more minutes
digital falcon
Should I peel myself out of bed
Ye
pulsar mauve
Me: (gives a basic af callout)
Teammate: "Shut the fuck up."
late latch
Me: (gives a basic af callout)
Teammate: "Shut the fuck up."
who do u think u are telling people how to play >:((((
pulsar mauve
I won though I keep doing their voice in a mocking way and they stfu.
exotic sparrow
No. Just five more minutes
definitely cant fall asleep again, question of rotting here or not 
digital falcon
Get up
digital falcon
Nap time is over 🧙♂️
kind flame
Nap time is over 🧙♂️
exotic sparrow
Something to drink would be nice
time to live
short dove
sonic pawn
Chat marry me
late latch
https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-casting...
we love casting spells
kind flame
short dove
we love casting spells
Legalize nuclear bombs
hallow token
Water me
pulsar mauve
Next tournament: Pretty sure someone did the server crash exploit
late latch
Chat marry me
short dove
Chat marry me
💍 🐟
true nova
@vague sonnet how was your day off yesterday
exotic sparrow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1337625300367970384/l...
what is this thing vro 💔
short dove
what is this thing vro 💔
DONTASKDONTASKDONTASK
late latch
what is this thing vro 💔
late latch
what is this thing vro 💔
la creatura
agile jasper
Twitch did such a bad job on explaining how to get the sub drops
exotic sparrow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1397096653567295508/5...
kind flame
sonic pawn
And its not up for debate
short dove
Thats it chat im marrying yall
Do I have to take your last name :/
sonic pawn
Do I have to take your last name :/
Yes but you can choose i have many
short dove
I'll just take your first name instead
sonic pawn
John?
short dove
Yes
sonic pawn
Omg
pulsar mauve
This game is bad.
short dove
This game is bad.
More at eleven
raven cobalt
This game is bad.
pulsar mauve
Almost in the middle of the enemy event dome. Shots getting blocked.
short dove
That should have been your free square😭
pulsar mauve
This is just bad game making it's insane.
exotic sparrow
Nerf Light!!
hallow token
Water me
pulsar mauve
This is Ubisoft-tier bad.
pulsar mauve
Esports ready was me getting stuck in that broken lobby.
exotic sparrow
https://tenor.com/view/tree-explosion-maple-gif-27302430
NOOOO!
short dove
https://tenor.com/view/tree-explosion-maple-gif-27302430
NOOOO
dark nexus
wheres the "vicc thinks hes right about a meta/balancing he knows nothing about"
last mortar
masterful gambit https://streamable.com/buhw2f
supple badge
anyone elses twitch drops say not available?
digital falcon
https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-fireball-wizard-time-its-wizard-time-motherfucke...
YEAAAHHH 🧙♂️ 🔥
raven cobalt
I have discovered a heavy winch counter
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/junji-ito-tadaima-shark-gif-14055530
John raymasu
round ferry
I have discovered a heavy winch counter
s h a r e
sonic pawn
Its called dont be in fucking winch range
rare tinsel
Does the update come out at 12 or 1 ? CEST
short dove
I have discovered a heavy winch counter
Uninstalling?
kind flame
Its called dont be in fucking winch range
round ferry
Its called dont be in fucking winch range
unironically true
floral mirage
chat what do you think the update will be
chilly holly
4 hour 15 minute.
dark nexus
Does the update come out at 12 or 1 ? CEST
12 (i think)
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-scorpion-get-over-here-mk11-mortal-kombat11...
Weird rizz but ok
short dove
4 hour 15 minute.
I can make it... But should I?
floral mirage
4 hour 15 minute.
lol
sonic pawn
I can make it... But should I?
No, go to sleep
short dove
No, go to sleep
You're not my real dad!
chilly holly
I can make it... But should I?
better sleep
sonic pawn
You're not my real dad!
Im something worse
short dove
better sleep
I probably should, I have a blood drive to give to and assist with tommorow
kind flame
You're not my real dad!
He is your real mom
smoky kestrel
any 1 know how I could convert my sens to controller sens? I'd like to try playing on controller
sonic pawn
He is your real mom
Hey!
kind flame
short dove
any 1 know how I could convert my sens to controller sens? I'd like to try playi...
Don't do it, it's horrible 😭
sonic pawn
Yall here my brides
chilly holly
any 1 know how I could convert my sens to controller sens? I'd like to try playi...
No loid you should stick with knm
smoky kestrel
Don't do it, it's horrible 😭
||Dw its for the smurf I wanna try regardless :)||
short dove
https://tenor.com/view/looking-looking-respectfully-respect-respectuflly-manuka-...
How I try (and) fail to look John Flamethrower in the eyes
chilly holly
https://tenor.com/view/looking-looking-respectfully-respect-respectuflly-manuka-...
Damn
sonic pawn
How I try ~~(and)~~ fail to look John Flamethrower in the eyes
Its hard to not look at my flamethrower dw
chilly holly
Yall here my brides
Who is your bride, me?
short dove
Its hard to not look at my flamethrower dw<a:eggpet:1013887912233943130>
Yeah... Your flamethrower... Yeah!
raven cobalt
Here is the winch counter, you can no longer say there isnt one.
kind flame
How I try ~~(and)~~ fail to look John Flamethrower in the eyes
O i could not take my eyes away from his flame pipe
raven cobalt
If its USEFUL is another story
short dove
Its hard to not look at my flamethrower dw<a:eggpet:1013887912233943130>
Especially while it's aimed directly towards me and there's murderous intent in your eyes
short dove
O i could not take my eyes away from his flame pipe
Shiny shaft and all
sonic pawn
Who is your bride, me?
You too
sonic pawn
Yeah... Your flamethrower... Yeah!
short dove
@chilly holly do you like me 🥺
sonic pawn
Especially while it's aimed directly towards me and there's murderous intent in ...
Thats just my normal face sorry
chilly holly
<@418059790649131011> do you like me 🥺
why not
short dove
Thats just my normal face sorry
Oh I see
neat bobcat
We need M2 flamethrower skin for heavy
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/we-never-know-xiaorinajin-au-gif-24309231
Wow seriously
zenith lance
pls mark nsfw
vague sonnet
🤔
sonic pawn
We need M2 flamethrower skin for heavy
Whats that
short dove
||THEY'LL TRY TO SILENCE ME BUT THE FINALS PATCH IS ACTUALLY GOING TO|| goodnight friends in my phone unless I decide not to sleep and show back up in ten minutes <3333
sonic pawn
||THEY'LL TRY TO SILENCE ME BUT THE FINALS PATCH IS ACTUALLY GOING TO|| goodnigh...
I better not see you again today
short dove
I better not see you again today
kind flame
vague sonnet
take it easy with the gif spam, peeps
chilly holly
https://tenor.com/view/anime-weird-wtf-wth-tf-gif-23086365
Holy shit peak anime
smoky kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/anime-cyberpunk-edgerunners-unclephuc-rebecca-gif-9958122...
lk my fav char
sonic pawn
https://tenor.com/view/anime-cyberpunk-edgerunners-unclephuc-rebecca-gif-9958122...
Uwubeka
chilly holly
Here goes my CL-40 nade combo
novel copper
Did you know that you can't hum with your nose plugged?
smoky kestrel
how come people dont Q at 8AM 🥹
olive solar
tired epoch
novel copper
how come people dont Q at 8AM 🥹
Because the average person in the EU just started their shift lol
smoky kestrel
Because the average person in the EU just started their shift lol
Yep, My ass is js chillin at home
novel copper
Get yo ass at work !
sonic pawn
Here goes my CL-40 nade combo
Im better
chrome crow
@broken gyro new trait dropped in my SS13 server. +10 unarmed damage and -75% gear slow down. 15 damage punches, 45 on a crit. Big HoS Energy
neat bobcat
Whats that
The one American flametroopers used during WW2
smoky kestrel
Get yo ass at work !
I'll have a job Soon™
olive solar
broken gyro
<@150337861307072512> new trait dropped in my SS13 server. +10 unarmed damage an...
MENTAL
novel copper
I'll have a job Soon™
Never soon enough. Must work everyday even Sundays for 12h a day for minimum wage
kind flame
The one American flametroopers used during WW2
smoky kestrel
Never soon enough. Must work everyday even Sundays for 12h a day for minimum wag...
I have a Holiday job at my mom's and I'll train at another store soon!
sonic pawn
The one American flametroopers used during WW2
Fire magic skin better
smoky kestrel
🥀
chrome crow
MENTAL
I long await the day for a SS14 server with a trait system like this, custom species system too, so we can just make our own critters from the ground up. it's a lotta fun.
novel copper
I have a Holiday job at my mom's and I'll train at another store soon!
Neato
chrome crow
when that SS14 server comes, I am hopping on it instantly.
smoky kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/cod-trickhsot-gif-22826514
mw19 bro wild times, almost had my MP5 Obsidian
nimble kelp
valid crashout?
dawn seal
today's chalkboard face
bright lodge
why is spotify giving me skibidi nostalgia playlist
nimble kelp
why is spotify giving me skibidi nostalgia playlist
it depends on what you listen to
raven cobalt
smoky kestrel
Speaking of, Today's Music post: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7JhIwZtUJhns77wKtkBypr?si=1ef6a86415ca4e51
covert marsh
Where's mine
kind flame
Rework the switch shild tho the blitz shild from rainbow six siege 
bright lodge
it depends on what you listen to
all i've listen isn't even skibidi type ahh
bright lodge
its more like hardstyle, jumpstyle, breakcore, nightcore type beat
chilly holly
why did he jumped in😭😭😭😭
raven cobalt
winch counter
arctic phoenix
IT IS TODAYYYY
dawn seal
winch counter
give light barricade 
👍
smoky kestrel
IT IS TODAYYYY
?
kind flame
winch counter
Intersting idea
sonic pawn
why did he jumped in😭😭😭😭
Light brain
bright lodge
https://tenor.com/view/dj-lele-beats-gif-22940815
heck yeaaaaa
chilly holly
Light brain
Well he might thought only one bullet
steady scaffold
Light brain
come on now, no reason to call lights out like that
bright lodge
wait, today?
arctic phoenix
Oh yea Baby
sonic pawn
Frag is great for predictions but ziplines are my fav
robust mesa
bright lodge
oh wait, today is thursday, which means, new week, ae (please no interupt 5 cashouts or get 45k in ranked/wt)
smoky kestrel
ah bruh you took that screenshot from the other guy's screenshot, you dont even speak german mb 🥀
dawn seal
ah bruh you took that screenshot from the other guy's screenshot, you dont even ...
i had to look up what you said
i knew only like 1 word from there 
arctic phoenix
Haha the Other Guy is me
bright lodge
german ??
smoky kestrel
Haha the Other Guy is me
Yeah sry I was too lazy to type it out I am tired as fuck
kind flame
https://tenor.com/view/warframe-tennocon-rework-focus-school-operator-gif-942071...
DE IS COKING THIS WINTER
bright lodge
ok time to listen to hardstyle ahh beat
arctic phoenix
Yeah sry I was too lazy to type it out I am tired as fuck
Np Bro 🙂
dawn seal
🙂
dawn seal
:beegsmile
oh but it'll do it when i wanna put : and ) together
smoky kestrel
25 mins total btw
steep raven
dawn seal
25 mins total btw
queuing after 4 mins 💔
true nova
25 mins total btw
You’re queueing at around 8 in the morning on European servers…
dark nexus
CANT WAIT FOR EMBORK TO GUT SWORD IN 3 HOURS AND 42 MINS YAY YAYAY YAYA YAYAY I LOVEU EMBAROK THANK YOU YAY YAY YAY
bright lodge
banger nightcore song 
smoky kestrel
You’re queueing at around 8 in the morning on European servers…
I am well aware
olive solar
me on my way to grief my team
neat bobcat
https://tenor.com/view/dj-lele-beats-gif-22940815
This gif reminds me of a gachi remix
true nova
I am well aware
Just queue on Asia or smt
dawn seal
kind flame
burnt gulch
I bored. What to draw?
bright lodge
time to wait for 6 pm, da new contract, new week, same old shet, different week
bright lodge
I bored. What to draw?
the world
dark nexus
MID SEASON PATCH MELEE BUFF YAY AYAY YAYA YAYA
dawn seal
dark nexus
I bored. What to draw?
the concept of time
olive solar
the god propane
burnt gulch
the concept of time
Hhhhhmmmm what style?
neat bobcat
https://tenor.com/view/flamethrower-battlefield-5-pacific-war-iwo-jima-flame-tan...
Baiscally that
burnt gulch
Hhhhhmmmm what style?
I pick style
dark nexus
i will care until i look at the contract
bro really wans a contract
bright lodge
bro really wans a contract
cuz skins
burnt gulch
I pick style
Fever dream on roids
bright lodge
since i've done the battle pass and the sponsorship, imma just finish the contract (unless i have mood for world tour) then maybe
chrome crow
I'm honestly kinda curious what all changes we'll see on the other melee weapons. Embark said STATS. wha chu dooin' with dual blades, spear, sledge and riot Embark? WHA CHU DOOIN TO MY TOOLS OF CHOICE EMBARK!?
neat bobcat
Chat should i stream on twitch with gachimuchi brainrot on top left corner
kind flame
Make us a hundert wather.
Let see who know
bright lodge
as much as i like brainrot, imma have to admit,
italian brainrot is lowkey stupid, and overly use
neat bobcat
chrome crow
Finger snap
Is it me or is Melee part of the game show vibe of the finals? Like every team in a game show of DEATH needs their knife guy.
bright lodge
walking melee
round ferry
*Finger snap*
Is it me or is Melee part of the game show vibe of the finals? Lik...
I like good melee on my team, but like, only on my team
faint harness
how you not mention this once tonight
bright lodge
melee is fun, when im bored with playing ranged weapons
chrome crow
I like good melee on my team, but like, only on my team
I mean that's how a lot of people feel about melee, it's like light. they hate having bad ones on their team or good ones on the enemy team, but love having a good one on their team.
neat bobcat
*Finger snap*
Is it me or is Melee part of the game show vibe of the finals? Lik...
Yes,a pre nerfed sledgehammer heavy waiting to clean the whole room with his broom skin
olive solar
my stack has a sword user so I'm praying their movement doesn't get neutered in a few hours 😭
atomic seal
where's Tony getting tea, and fotty's crashing out
bright lodge
but wait,
does throwing knife counts as a melee? i mean... its a knife... 
meager sigil
Are melee buffs happening today?
versed gale
the finals
bright lodge
omg its bailey
vague sonnet
the finals
sus
olive solar
Are melee buffs happening today?
not confirmed buffs they could totally mess this up it's embark
neat bobcat
Are melee buffs happening today?
prob
atomic seal
omg its bailey
yes
chrome crow
my stack has a sword user so I'm praying their movement doesn't get neutered in ...
some twisted diabolical part of me hopes sword gets buffed enough to become popular so I can torment them on spear heavy. what're they gonna do, throw a grenade at me when I spin only to watch me cancel the spin and pull them into their own frag grenade?
meager sigil
cool
wooden hemlock
are they buffing melee? are they finally giving us the mythical riot shield buff?
neat bobcat
Maybe medium healing beam nerf
dark nexus
my stack has a sword user so I'm praying their movement doesn't get neutered in ...
no no
embork are gonna buff the dmg from 105 to 109 and remove multihit
vague sonnet
why am i being sussy
nop ™ so sus
vague sonnet
yooo a runner
hey hey
bright lodge
whats good Bailey
versed gale
nop ™ so sus
i have literally never once done TM since i started this bit bro come on
dark nexus
Are melee buffs happening today?
yea they comfirmed in the AMA
olive solar
meager sigil
yea they comfirmed in the AMA
Nice!
round ferry
I mean that's how a lot of people feel about melee, it's like light. they hate h...
I change my mind, I only want bad teammates RAAAAAAA
vague sonnet
how are we doin today
all good here, waiting for the Soon™ Thursday special
sonic pawn
olive solar
neat bobcat
20$ demolition team for hire on craigslist
versed gale
https://tenor.com/view/gotcha-gif-5795488732321560609
its too late to add it now
olive solar
bright lodge
all good here, waiting for the Soon™ Thursday special
heck yea, well im just waitin for contract to happen on this thursday
round ferry
its too late to add it now
oh my god it's The Finals
weary remnant
is there an update today??
bright lodge
is there an update today??
simple mica
UPDATE OUT HOLY SHIT
neat bobcat
is there an update today??
In 3hrs and 26 minutes
weary remnant
noice
dark nexus
UPDATE OUT HOLY SHIT
NOOOO WAYYY THEY GUTTED SWORD JUST LIKE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD YAY AYAY YAYAY YAYAYYAYYAYA AYAYYAYAYAY
simple mica
bright lodge
dual sword
simple mica
Akimbo sledgehammers
weary remnant
akimbo double barrel
neat bobcat
Space Themed season when Heavy gets a bolt rifle
simple mica
akimbo double barrel
Throwing double barrels
bright lodge
i suddenly imagine it, and its epic
neat bobcat
RPG minigun
bright lodge
suddenly riot shield can flash
simple mica
suddenly riot shield can flash
This would be so epic
bright lodge
wait, sounds like siege
simple mica
neat bobcat
dual Riot Shield
simple mica
Throwing sledgehammers
bright lodge
dual Riot Shield
well this isnt the roman empire 
neat bobcat
Powerfist for heavy
bright lodge
Throwing sledgehammers
instant death
weary remnant
custom quick melee animations
bright lodge
custom quick melee animations
a slap in the face
weary remnant
a kiss
spiral raven
so when are we fighting the kaiju
simple mica
custom quick melee animations
Light should karate punch, medium should use the elbow like default and heavy should just throw a upper decker
pulsar mauve
Throwing sledgehammers
Throwing Axe weapon, but sledgehammer skin.
bright lodge
apex legends ahh punch
simple mica
Throwing Axe weapon, but sledgehammer skin.
The word you were looking for was tomahawk but okay
pulsar mauve
Light should karate punch, medium should use the elbow like default and heavy sh...
Heavy should get a super short range grab that gives you a moment to either slam them through the floor, or yeet them with a suplex.
bright lodge
ribeye tomahawk
pulsar mauve
The word you were looking for was tomahawk but okay
That's a type of throwing axe.
simple mica
Heavy should get a super short range grab that gives you a moment to either slam...
Sounds like a spec tbh
sonic pawn
Heavy should get charge and smash
pulsar mauve
Sounds like a spec tbh
That's my intent.
simple crow
The finals
void comet
they're not going to buff heavy embark only nerfs
simple mica
Heavy should get charge and smash
Charge and smash.
bright lodge
add one feature
charge n slam: grab a player when it hit
sonic pawn
Charge and **smash.**
simple mica
Exactly
pulsar mauve
But yeah, Heavy having a 75 dmg or so swing with the ability to toss it for big headshot damage sounds dope.
bright lodge
Thursday Evening 
bright lodge
Id become John Smasher
but ur a John Flame Thrower
sonic pawn
but ur a John Flame Thrower
Everything changes
ebon willow
Id become John Smasher
Adam Smasher
chrome crow
We should get brass knuckles on medium, 80 damage punches with an increasing attack speed through a five punch combo. jump kick alt fire, do it embark, dew it.
weary remnant
Adam Smasher
shoulder rockets
bright lodge
neat bobcat
We should get brass knuckles on medium, 80 damage punches with an increasing att...
Brass Knuckles are more fitting for Heavy imo
bright lodge
but how can a flamethrower throws a flame but it cant actually throw?? 
chrome crow
Brass Knuckles are more fitting for Heavy imo
Nah, heavy gets big weapons. they'd get like, boxing gloves. maybe a mourning star. 🤔
sonic pawn
but ur a John Flame Thrower
And btw i am THE john flamethrower not a john flamethrower, everyone else is a wannabe
pine jungle
i am THE game loser
pulsar mauve
Brass Knuckles are more fitting for Heavy imo
I don't see what they would do that would add something unique in terms of playstyle.
Throwing axes fill a niche that doesn't exist, hybrid melee and throw.
weary remnant
an m48 tomahawk would go so hard
crystal swan
I am the one who keeps leaving fart gasses in smoke 
bright lodge
ok, nice queue from my listening
crystal swan
Whats the counter play to smoke + toxic gas?
chrome crow
an m48 tomahawk would go so hard
I have been advocating for throwing axes on heavy for so long, so you already know Imma say- Hell yeah.
robust mesa
oh dear... has the finals left t100 on steam for the last couple days?
bright lodge
Whats the counter play to smoke + toxic gas?
im pretty sure smoke can be dissipated by using explosives, and gas using flame
chrome crow
Javalin on medium with a pole jump alt fire and throwing axes on heavy with a melee alt fire, common embark, give us some more cool throwing weapons.
crystal swan
im pretty sure smoke can be dissipated by using explosives, and gas using flame
Yeah but does everyone have that readily available? And toxic cant get ignited within smoke
split comet
I think a red barrel would do it
bright lodge
could be the arena carriable
chrome crow
pole jump into a goomba stomp drop kick if you come out of it hitting an enemy of course
sonic pawn
i am THE game loser
Damn so real bestie
neat bobcat
Polejump with javelin is crazy
chrome crow
Polejump with javelin is crazy
think about it tho, hit a headshot and body shot on a heavy, they raise a mesh shield so you drop kick them to finish up
bright lodge
ok, closing to level 8
crystal swan
We have Cerberus at home for Light
bright lodge
https://tenor.com/view/kokichi-double-pistol-anime-firing-gun-gif-17411694
why does this reminds me of the shooting animation from counter strike nexon
sonic pawn
simple mica
We need ice grenades that freeze or slow down people and leave a icy area that you can slide better in
hidden harness
Augh poo I can't find the add image button on mobile
chrome crow
We need ice grenades that freeze or slow down people and leave a icy area that y...
cryo grenades, mines and cannisters, an M79 cryo grenade launcher gadget on medium too
crystal swan
You know what we really need? A prop that's not breakable so I can continually throw it at people when Im using melee 
sonic pawn
We need ice grenades that freeze or slow down people and leave a icy area that y...
I been saying this for ages but then the smelly mfs come and say waaaaah no more cc
bright lodge
We need ice grenades that freeze or slow down people and leave a icy area that y...
imagine putting cryo grenade on the edge, easy slide kill
pulsar mauve
I love when randoms see you going in because the enemy is down and resing, and just don't push.
simple mica
You know what we really need? A prop that's not breakable so I can continually t...
Archery target in Kyoto is LITERALLY unbreakable
void comet
if they keep nerfing sledge can they at least fix the fucking destruction
hidden harness
crystal swan
Archery target in Kyoto is LITERALLY unbreakable
Nah they explode if you throw it now 
simple mica
Nah they explode if you throw it now <:SkadiSad:702608778591469689>
Fuck
hidden harness
ORF IS PEAK
thorn wigeon
i feel like flamer + mesh is p good
pulsar mauve
I love when randoms see you going in because the enemy is down and resing, and j...
"Nah let's just let them res."
simple mica
i feel like flamer + mesh is p good
This is like the must have spec to use flamer
sonic pawn
i feel like flamer + mesh is p good
It is
crystal swan
Its crazy to think right now there are more heavies running the KS23 than the other shotgun he has 
simple mica
I haven’t seen anyone use flamethrower and charge and slam
sonic pawn
This is like the must have spec to use flamer
Debatable
bright lodge
I love when randoms see you going in because the enemy is down and resing, and j...
they have better manners 
sonic pawn
I haven’t seen anyone use flamethrower and charge and slam
Aint no way im the only one
pine jungle
"Nah let's just let them res."
wait you guys get teammates??? in a team based game??? i just get ppl who solo push and call me slurs
sonic pawn
Winch and goo gun are only good if you know what you’re doing
Nah i think its between mesh and charge for flamethrower
daring sand
Winch doesn't need a stun as long as it is.
hidden harness
wait you guys get teammates??? in a team based game??? i just get ppl who solo p...
Me too I got called n even tho me and my character are both white
daring sand
being pulled into a team is huge punishment as it is. The long stun is just overkill tbh.
simple mica
Winch doesn't need a stun as long as it is.
So true make it longer
pine jungle
Me too I got called n even tho me and my character are both white
i get called that shi even if i had 3x the guys kills
no winning w/ these people istg
crystal swan
i get called that shi even if i had 3x the guys kills
no winning w/ these people...
I got called an Indian N word just because I ran tracking dart instead of Infuser 💀
simple mica
Honestly if you get winched it was because 1 of 3 things
You were playing light
You think you’re a lone wolf alpha sigma
You got unlucky…
pine jungle
I got called an Indian N word just because I ran tracking dart instead of Infuse...
thats crazy
vague sonnet
crazy?
sonic pawn
I got called an Indian N word just because I ran tracking dart instead of Infuse...
Deserved
toxic bison
sword buffs when i wake up 😌
versed verge
It’s crazy that I’ve already had my rank positively adjusted bc of cheaters 5-6 times this season.
quiet ridge
TODAY IS THE DAY
hidden harness
i get called that shi even if i had 3x the guys kills
no winning w/ these people...
A** light after plugging in under 10s and rezzing the whole team then defending cashout BY MYSELF as they figure out their bind to go on a zipline holy poo
vague sonnet
Walker more like crawler
lies
sonic pawn
Thats crazy... Of course it came from a HEavy main <:exploding_sob:1086105557745...
Even a medium can tell when ur throwing
arctic phoenix
bright lodge
look, a flyer
crystal swan
Even a medium can tell when ur throwing
LOOK at the UTILITY I provide for this team FOR US!!
arctic phoenix
ARE WE HYPED ?
broken gyro
Three hours until medium is hung in the town square
pulsar mauve
wait you guys get teammates??? in a team based game??? i just get ppl who solo p...
These guys were the most sheepish I've seen in ages.
bright lodge
Three hours until medium is hung in the town square
medium cruxification?
neat bobcat
Looks like a teaser for the tournament
pulsar mauve
Part of me wants to not get Emerald one just to disrespect the Double Barrel.
pine jungle
Three hours until medium is hung in the town square
can we make that like... 15 mins?
arctic phoenix
3 more houres ...
neat bobcat
Three hours until medium is hung in the town square
Healing beam nerf
pulsar mauve
3 more houres ...
Game on (so long as you like ARs, SMGs, and DMRs).
crystal swan
KS23 nerf... Trust.
pulsar mauve
KS23 nerf... Trust.
Well yeah, it kills Light sometimes!
crystal swan
Its just niche and a weird fastball enough for Embark to do it
hidden harness
Y can't I do images I'm so mad
neat bobcat
Literally one of the most underused heavy weapon and it gets nerfed 
olive solar
Three hours until medium is hung in the town square
hung from the Seoul construction crane
smoky kestrel
Can we nerf the db please
simple mica
Can we nerf the db please
Use glitch mine, use winch. Your problems will forever fade.
crystal swan
Literally one of the most underused heavy weapon and it gets nerfed <:bigbrain:8...
Send it to nerf Hell alongside dual blades because people keep complaining about "DB" 
hidden harness
Circle cross hair or die your pick
smoky kestrel
Use glitch mine, use winch. Your problems will forever fade.
ik its just frustrating for when I try playing light for once to have fun and I get DB'd
hidden harness
I take die
simple mica
Dual Blades = DB
SH1900 = DB
Meaning nerf dual blades fr
olive solar
sword users in a few hours when embark inevitably botches the changes
simple mica
sword users in a few hours when embark inevitably botches the changes
Imagine they remove multi hit and it’s joever
crystal swan
What if... We respect the Light's movement manueverability and range while taking precautions to not get caught out by them...? 
olive solar
Imagine they remove multi hit and it’s joever
multihit removed
removed dash synergy
damage unchanged
hidden harness
I WANNA DO IMAGES BUT I CANT HOW DO IMAGE ON MOBILE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
crystal swan
That's too much to ask? Well shit, time to use lockbolt 
simple mica
I WANNA DO IMAGES BUT I CANT HOW DO IMAGE ON MOBILE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine not being able to send images
olive solar
sword users when I stand on a goo wall
neat bobcat
I WANNA DO IMAGES BUT I CANT HOW DO IMAGE ON MOBILE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get ur rank to lvl8 in this sv
hidden harness
Ok
simple mica
sword users when I stand on a goo wall
Sword users when I winch them (Yeah it’s over)
neat bobcat
sword users when I stand on a goo wall
Funny thing is,the sword can still hit despite the target standing on something
crystal swan
sword users when I stand on a goo wall
Dagger users... They'll try it. They got nothing to lose
simple mica
MarshallRawr is typing and then he stops
olive solar
Funny thing is,the sword can still hit despite the target standing on something
depends but mostly just joking about high ground invalidating most sword complaints even pre nerf
neat bobcat
depends but mostly just joking about high ground invalidating most sword complai...
That is just embark being ass at fixing melee hit reg
simple mica
Dual blades nerf today amen 🙏
soft rain
simple mica
CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS
crystal swan
Dual blades nerf today amen 🙏
LITERALLY too strong.
rancid schooner
walker be like
severe flower
so true, take away one of the blades
olive solar
simple mica
**LITERALLY** too strong.
I’ve seen enough. Nerf dual blades immediately.
crystal swan
I’ve seen enough. Nerf dual blades immediately.
That Heavy got decimated and didnt even have to M1 once...
somber forge
nerf asap
simple mica
That Heavy got decimated and didnt even have to M1 once...
That heavy died irl after that and their family exploded shortly after
livid sedge
Can we nerf the db please
Yeah nerf dual blades
smoky kestrel
Yeah nerf dual blades
I agree nerf DB
severe flower
I agree nerf DB
many people have been saying and meaning this
covert flax
@abstract river this random is spamming server invites in my DMs
hidden harness
**LITERALLY** too strong.
NERF NOW BRO MY ENTIRE M11 MAG GETS BLOCKED BY TS TOO OFTEN
smoky kestrel
many people have been saying and meaning this
yes bc Oneshotting 2/3 classes is bullshit
severe flower
yes bc Oneshotting 2/3 classes is bullshit
i need to catch up on the dual blades tech...
olive solar
give dual blade a hyper lunge 
crystal swan
NERF NOW BRO MY ENTIRE M11 MAG GETS BLOCKED BY TS TOO OFTEN
The light with 2 shotgun shells seeing a Medium blocking with dual blades infront of them:
hidden harness
give dual blade a hyper lunge <:teef:778024851419562037>
no.
crystal swan
Like there has a been a few times when Lights would try it lol and just get blown the fuck up by their own shotgun
simple mica
Some lights really can’t think out of the box
severe flower
let dual blades copter like in og warframe
hidden harness
Some lights really can’t think out of the box
Me, the light w ADHD
simple mica
The moment I see a melee user I use the gravity thing of the light to turn them into target practice dummies
hidden harness
Örf is about to touch your balls what do you do
restive vector
it is time to do the playing of THE FINALS
round ferry
it is time to do the playing of THE FINALS
yes
hidden harness
round ferry
Örf is about to touch your balls what do you do
Deploy Goo
hidden harness
I gonna save up my multibucks and get some drip
nimble kelp
Deploy Goo
that is uh..........
round ferry
that is uh..........
TO PROTECT MYSELF
TO PROTECT MYSELF
crystal swan
Idk how people can sacrifice goo grenades from their slot.
nimble kelp
Idk how people can sacrifice goo grenades from their slot.
i mean i would
crystal swan
Like for Light and Medium, the goo grenade is so useful on getting you out of bad spots.
hidden harness
TO PROTECT MYSELF
TO PROTECT MYSELF
If I put heavy's goo gun on my schmenis and just started firi..... SOMEONE MAKE A MOD
crystal swan
Someone's chasing you? Goo nade them. You need to hide? Goo grenade. You need a platform boost? Goo grenade. You want to grief orange team on the cashout but you're too far away to consistently hit headshots? Goo them.
covert flax
hi chat
hidden harness
If I put heavy's goo gun on my schmenis and just started firi..... SOMEONE MAKE ...
Animation set?
nimble kelp
im sacrificing for breach drill and zipline
round ferry
Like for Light and Medium, the goo grenade is so useful on getting you out of ba...
I found myself spending too much time deploying it just because I can
Skill Issue and bad discipline on my part, but I've had an easier time just fighting instead of fumbling
It's still a good equipment though, lots of possibilities
I like goo for "out of map" spots off the side of buildings lol
jolly latch
so today they will buff melee right
crystal swan
I found myself spending too much time deploying it just because I can
Skill Iss...
You get 2 charges and it replenishes relatively quick.
hidden harness
I found myself spending too much time deploying it just because I can
Skill Iss...
I use dash or suicide.
crystal swan
I really learned to appreciate goo grenade from that "Broadcaster" what's his name the one with the bird mask... You know the one
olive solar
so today they will buff melee right
covert flax
I slept for like... 6 hours, said "morning chat" and slept two more hours
the urge to say "morning chat" again...
hidden harness
I really learned to appreciate goo grenade from that "Broadcaster" what's his na...
No. I don't.
round ferry
You get 2 charges and it replenishes relatively quick.
I meant I deployed it way too often just because I could, not that it takes too long to recharge
I should revisit goo though, I stopped using it when Bank-It died LOL
crystal swan
NeonGutz!! Yeah him. I learned how good the goo grenade is when he showed how many times he saved himself in like the most garbage ass spots
covert flax
I really learned to appreciate goo grenade from that "Broadcaster" what's his na...
NeonGutzz
jolly latch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202058912829034517/1362172653737087227/c...
i am tired of using that idotic dart combo
covert flax
NeonGutz!! Yeah him. I learned how good the goo grenade is when he showed how ma...
also the gateway trap 
olive solar
i am tired of using that idotic dart combo
crystal swan
also the gateway trap <:OscarWat:1335000444237254738>
The gateway devil himself. If a map has a fall pit people should be hesitant to follow him through his gateway 
hidden harness
also the gateway trap <:OscarWat:1335000444237254738>
Alright I'm putting on mines
round ferry
Spamming Goo Gun with Heavy for no reason is fun though
I especially like blocking every single rooftop window after removing every zipline
chrome crow
**LITERALLY** too strong.
you've done the riot thing- win a fight by not doing anything, truely, a Melee Medium moment.
crystal swan
Nerf Pyro mines 
rugged dome
Nerf Pyro mines <a:SoraBe:962594130616270858>
remove lights
hidden harness
Nerf Pyro mines <a:SoraBe:962594130616270858>
Yes
crystal swan
Let me find that one funny Light clip I save
round ferry
you've done the riot thing- win a fight by not doing anything, truely, a Melee M...
this is why Medium Dual Blades needs Scope Attachments and
hidden harness
remove lights
No
round ferry
remove lights
but then how can I see
olive solar
pulsar mauve
Enemy actively stealing and my Light teammate literally just staring.
crystal swan
Found it
Step 1) Shoot mine
Step 2) Panic
Step 3) Grab the flaming idol
Step 4) Panic again
Step5) Die 💀
round ferry
Enemy actively stealing and my Light teammate literally just staring.
Have you tried killing your own teammates
Works every time
neat bobcat
Have you tried killing your own teammates
Works every time
He needs to learn the Balise's teamkilling technique
round ferry
He needs to learn the Balise's teamkilling technique
oh man that shits toxic as hell lol
hidden harness
round ferry
Balise Slander is deserved
rugged dome
Have you tried killing your own teammates
Works every time
Usually they good at killing themself
hidden harness
WHEEEEEEsplat
olive solar
they even tried to dash back up youre toxic
I was on autopilot ok 😭 there was no malicious intent
neon pendant
I dont even know where I found this
round ferry
I was on autopilot ok 😭 there was no malicious intent
I once miscalculated a gateway that killed 2 teammates
I stopped using gateway for a moment after that lol
pulsar mauve
The game is coming apart at the seams.
round ferry
The game is coming apart at the seams.
just like my pants
tulip forge
wut
pulsar mauve
Guy doesn't slam, kills themself with Slam.
neat bobcat
Love me good mgl
rugged dome
I once miscalculated a gateway that killed 2 teammates
I stopped using gateway ...
I once miscalculated zipline. Wiped my own and enemy team
tulip forge
zip goated ngl
crystal swan
The game is coming apart at the seams.
The lengths people go to not give you kill credit
hidden harness
I love hearing my gateway do stuff then blow up the nuke of gas red mines and other stuff just to kill teammates fun times
shrewd bear
ok wt is actually really easy with riot shield
neat bobcat
Miscalucate the distance of the gas mine and proceed to poison ur light teammate to death
tulip forge
predictions for tomorrows update?
round ferry
Miscalucate the distance of the gas mine and proceed to poison ur light teammate...
many such cases
pulsar mauve
The lengths people go to not give you kill credit <:exploding_sob:10861055577458...
Not people, Embark specifically lol.
true nova
Ben smells
rugged dome
predictions for tomorrows update?
tomorrow? update is today
round ferry
predictions for tomorrows update?
I predict that people are going to predict melee getting buffed
pulsar mauve
predictions for tomorrows update?
Heavy nerfs
chrome crow
Found it
Should've brought data reshaper nerd. or a smoke grenade, or a smoke cannister.
neat bobcat
tomorrow? update is today
Diff timezone
tulip forge
tomorrow? update is today
yeah i just noticed it's 12:29 am
rugged dome
Diff timezone
Well. It's 3 hours left
neat bobcat
predictions for tomorrows update?
Crop tops
pulsar mauve
Probably gonna nerf Flamethrower cause Lights don't like it.
hidden harness
Probably gonna nerf Flamethrower cause Lights don't like it.
YES
tulip forge
been up all day lmao, playing gtaO and watching movies
pulsar mauve
Ignore it being one of the lowest DPS options that gets countered by there being smoke.
neat bobcat
Smoke is rarely used
tulip forge
this the update were AKM gets its 36 bullets back ?!?
pulsar mauve
Smoke is rarely used
lol no.
tulip forge
i can dream
restive vector
finally unlocked robot mommy
gentle isle
Not people, Embark specifically lol.
neat bobcat
M60's mag size increased from 70 to 100
hidden harness
this the update were AKM gets its 36 bullets back ?!?
I might go back to medium then
pulsar mauve
I see it a lot recently.
dawn seal
hmm
round ferry
this the update were AKM gets its 36 bullets back ?!?
This is the moment when Walter Light becomes Breaking Pad
dapper ibex
@atomic seal save me
pulsar mauve
But also, grab a map powder can if you know there's a flamethrower.
tulip forge
I might go back to medium then
akm still really solid but damn man i want my 4 bullets back
atomic seal
<@889454082136346664> save me
dapper ibex
https://tenor.com/view/im-watching-stalking-lurking-watching-peek-gif-7914122
from world torture
rugged dome
M60's mag size increased from 70 to 100
Minigun mag size should increased to unlimited
faint harness
<@889454082136346664> save me
"s4v3 m3" - stupid fotty
neat bobcat
Depends on region i think,i rarely see em other than few lights that use thermal vision
atomic seal
from world torture
Dome Shield cashout
round ferry
finally unlocked robot mommy
dank
chrome crow
honestly, give AKM +4 bullets and Fcar +2 damage per bullet. make these weapons actually different from each other. :V
chilly holly
2 hour 28 minutes.
neat bobcat
Minigun mag size should increased to unlimited
Unlimited ammo but has a heatbar
hidden harness
akm still really solid but damn man i want my 4 bullets back
So I can kill ONE more light cuz reloading is for bums
dapper ibex
Dome Shield cashout
hidden harness
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490592103638892558/1389490650012975276/GI...
Nama tame is a pscho
round ferry
Minigun mag size should increased to unlimited
It should also only ever get faster with more range but do less damage, and after 1 minute of continuous fire, it starts to heal teammates but also enemies
mellow locust
i cant wait for the dodge ball event it'll be fire
hidden harness
i cant wait for the dodge ball event it'll be fire
Why have I not heard of this before????
neat bobcat
i'd say it is just teaser for the tourney. Blast off LTM just ended not long ago
round ferry
Nama tame is a pscho
I love Nama Tama the way he is
Absolutely unhinged and possibly violated every Geneva that's ever Conventioned
tulip forge
Nama tame is a pscho
rugged dome
It should also only ever get faster with more range but do less damage, and afte...
Also if you fire under you legs you should start fly on map
mellow locust
Why have I not heard of this before????
its gonna be today
true nova
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490592103638892558/1389490650012975276/GI...
Bailey
hidden harness
Nama tama's Geneva Checklist
tulip forge
time to sit in aim train fro 2 hours
round ferry
Also if you fire under you legs you should start fly on map
Heavy voice becomes Heavy's voice from TF2
rugged dome
Heavy voice becomes Heavy's voice from TF2
And scream "FOR THE DEMOCRACY" while firing
tulip forge
these are the real stories people
broken moon
tulip forge
rugged dome
bro is so ospuzed so he even cant became coins
hidden harness
Heavycopter bro he spins the sledgehammer around and just ascends to a higher plane. Literally crashes into a plane
tulip forge
bro is so ospuzed so he even cant became coins
coins
round ferry
these are the real stories people
can't believe John Finals was on the Hulk Hogan podcast
smoky kestrel
🙂
neat bobcat
broken moon
An inherent piss running through veins of ospuze-fans
hidden harness
tall wedge
broken moon
<:ospuze:1013802401771307028>
Ospisse
round ferry
Osgoon
hidden harness
Guys I drank ospiss and then did a wee and now there's a hole in my toilet bowl