retired-patch-6-3-discussion

[brave crater]

savage is usually lifted on the next x.x7

[versed hill]

So it was to be expected

[wet mountain]

Its fall still

[next orbit]

Along with tome cap to 900 right?

[eager field]

I rushed 3 of my classes to 80 so i can farm gears later on 🙃 i didnt sleep for this LMAO

[obsidian gate]

how embarassing

[stiff charm]

such sleep deprivation

[maiden lodge]

They didn't unlock savage with the story patch last expac sooo

[eager hollow]

Was not my intent

[spice vessel]

i hope that new hairstyle is from clusters or not from bozja at all

[next orbit]

Lockboxes

[spice vessel]

🤔

[gaunt star]

I hope that new hair style gets burned 🔥

[versed hill]

No I mean people were expecting it late sept/early oct

[spice vessel]

yeah i was expecting it september at the earliest

[cold drift]

so no word on patch notes yet?

[spice vessel]

but not earlier than that

[obsidian gate]

i said late fall before fanfest kekw

[wet mountain]

I'm fine with November more time to grind all 17 relics again

[spice vessel]

ive still got a backlog of games to clear

[chilly bluff]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fdea72f70dafb7da0f7145ebc3f8c7d56dacb702

[spice vessel]

as well as games still coming out thi syear

[maiden lodge]

Looks up from talking about patch notes

[woven escarp]

🤔

[opaque hemlock]

Okay so the Triple Triad mount is a literal card. Cruise Chaser is still MIA currently

[valid prairie]

yep

[eager hollow]

Wonder when data centers opening up will drop

[woven escarp]

only three new MSQ quests?

[burnt hawk]

Those new Zadnor actions make me hopefully that maybe I'll be able to clear DRS

[fast warren]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e597114c5473edae40f259a45abe138f4d2a46e6

?? Yes they did

[woven escarp]

that'll be about 40 minutes of content 😔

[stiff charm]

800 hours of cutscenes

[next orbit]

Prolly with 90 minutes cutscenes XD

[tight isle]

have fun with feast season 20 reward

[unreal wadi]

2 million WHAT

[woven escarp]

that's a lot of hard grinding lmao

[next orbit]

15 is already 700k man

[burnt hawk]

I bet it scales kinda like the others did

[late aurora]

Mettle

[woven escarp]

enjoy your bozja forever

[valid prairie]

gotta make it last to expac

[floral wolf]

Datamine happen yet?

[eager hollow]

The ride never ends

[woven escarp]

although I guess that's one way to keep people doing it even after 6.0 lands, unlike diadem and eureka

[severe fractal]

Has any new info come for that cruise chaser mount?

[maiden lodge]

you already have 700k at 15 it's not that much man

[versed hill]

I mean mettle gains scale with rank anyway

[next orbit]

No datamine yet the patch isn't downloadable yet.

[valid prairie]

no

[burnt hawk]

We're still waiting for the patch to drop

[stiff charm]

i want to get off of mr yoshidas wild ride

[versed hill]

Mahjong leaderboards nope

[half cairn]

I mean that is the repeatable for once ya at 25.. soo no surprise?

[eager hollow]

Game has to play patch first

[graceful heron]

probably for savage or something

[woven escarp]

unfriendly reminder not to datamine music, or ask where to get datamined music

[sharp scroll]

If only bozja was actually enjoyable i wouldn’t mind the grind

[woven escarp]

or you will die 💀

[spice vessel]

I gotta wait til 5.56 to be able to trade my diamond totems in

[drowsy belfry]

There's no savage for Zadnor

[strange wing]

I just want to know what the relics look like

[weary adder]

any clue what the new craft able recipes could be?

[devout musk]

cant wait to wipe to the new 48 man

[graceful heron]

some sort of max rank content then?

[eager hollow]

It’s more enjoyable than the eureka train

[versed hill]

^ They've iterated DRS is the hardest content for Bozja

[maiden lodge]

It's a weekly quest so probably for Dalraida or something

[burnt hawk]

Housing items for sure

[next orbit]

Don't we all.

[graceful heron]

i remember them saying its going to be....fun

[spice vessel]

Also can someone @ me whenever mounts/minions are datamined

[obsidian pagoda]

I need ALL those cupboards on the left
https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/t/fdea72f70dafb7da0f7145ebc3f8c7d56dacb702_6.png?1621917267

[versed hill]

I just want the BRD relic man to redeem the ugly current one

[drowsy belfry]

It's a weekly quest probably to get a set amount of Honors

[eager hollow]

Battle cello is best relic tho

[gaunt star]

I cant wait for decorators to teach me how to glitch these new housing items into a Yoshida bust

[steel swan]

Will you guys post the new relic here?

[rare nymph]

Is that a box of Crayolas?

[clever flume]

no htose are books

[obsidian pagoda]

Does anyone have images of the 3 letters from Konogg form the 3 Yorha weekly quests handy?

[burnt hawk]

I could go for a box of crayolas right now. :^)

[rare nymph]

Oh wow

[obsidian pagoda]

I have, it tastes like crap

[weary adder]

any chance of new craftable weapons?

[eager hollow]

Spot the marines ffxiv edition

[next vault]

Didn't they say about changing some of the steps for the relic quest with this patch? I swear I remember seeing it somewhere.

[echo thicket]

like the text vel? week 1-3?

[obsidian pagoda]

Yes please if you have that handy!

[whole mortar]

that queen minion is cute af

[obsidian pagoda]

I haven't had the chance to run Tower yet but I just wanna see the weeklies lol

[opaque hemlock]

When the fuck will we be able to dye the 80 Weathered weapons is what I wanna know.

[lime vine]

they implied that the final step would be different for follow up weapons, nothing for previous steps

[pulsar epoch]

So is there no ShB allied beast tribe thing for this expac?

[burnt hawk]

Nope, no allied beast tribes for Shadowbringers.

[wind bough]

no unfortunately it was cut due to pandemic crunch and time

[sharp scroll]

nope it got removed

[cold drift]

so where the heck is this mount coming from ??? ----- https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/t/fdea72f70dafb7da0f7145ebc3f8c7d56dacb702_23.png?1621917267

[wet mountain]

Really that sucs

[sharp scroll]

we have pretty parasols and gpose stickers tho 🙂

[next vault]

Oh, I remember them saying about getting the uhm... The timeworn artifacts from DR or PoTD being nerfed with this patch. Mayhap I was wrong.

[eager hollow]

Ffxii

[brave crater]

Zadnor

[valid prairie]

Bozja 2

[next vault]

Oh, right. No savage version means that mount is coming from.. somewhere else. Haha. Guess we'll see.

[brave crater]

probably lockbox

[cold drift]

sadly i dont think im high enough mettle rank to go there

[whole mortar]

with new honors and essences and actions, I would not be surprised if delubrum normal is reduced to 10 min runs

[tight isle]

feast season 20 please look forward to it

[burnt hawk]

We don't have savage, but it can still come from the lockboxes or the instance (I forget what it's called, it's the battle ship and it'll be like Castrum Lacus Litore)

[ashen sluice]

prob lockbox. i hope the new actions make DRS a joke cuz i just want the mount and not work for it lololol

[severe fractal]

Where is confirmation tho

[eager hollow]

With the new actions and new armor haste probably 10minutes

[marsh osprey]

Any resistance weapons already mined?

[burnt hawk]

Patch hasn't dropped yet

[wind bough]

the patch isn't available for download so datamining isn't possible yet

[dense flower]

hopefully the zadnor buff will be applied to bsf too

[naive hearth]

Are we all in agreement that whoever designed the latest crafted weapons better have been responsible for this relic stage?

[eager hollow]

If the patch isn’t up people can’t datamine

[marsh osprey]

Oh i thought it already did

[shadow pendant]

the feast season 20 reward is armor

[white rapids]

Hype

[naive hearth]

Cuz those look nicer than the last relics we had lol

[marsh osprey]

[graceful heron]

itll probably be ready for download in a couple hours

[marsh osprey]

When i get off work patch is finished

[stiff charm]

cello supremacy

[marsh osprey]

[next orbit]

I like WHM's branch so no

[marsh osprey]

If the branch is the final step then fuck that

[eager hollow]

That’s nice and all but you can’t slap the bass and the enemy at the same time

[marsh osprey]

[cosmic condor]

Cruise Chaser Mount deleted

[stark perch]

I think the final step will be the base artifacts from 5.0

[lusty herald]

So watch Army of The Dead, by the time it's over people may be datamining? Cool

[sharp scroll]

please god no

[muted nexus]

So, who's ready for more artifact weapon upgrading? 😄

[stark perch]

Cos we don't have unweathered versions yet

[tight isle]

another recolor?

[wind bough]

that would be extremely disappointing and unlikely

[white rapids]

Light grind plz

[somber storm]

at least i'm gonna be at work until maintenance is done

[stark perch]

Maybe they'll be an interim step then

[muted nexus]

Light grind in Delubrum Reginae Savage?

[stiff charm]

i hope so.. i still want glowy shadowbringer

[burnt hawk]

Ewwwwwww light grinds

[vale elm]

base mode, for some weapons was already i thr files from previoudly iirc

[eager hollow]

Victory lap of every 24 man for final step

[shadow pendant]

unfortunately yes

[naive hearth]

I will never be as disappointed as I was with the eureka final stages so I think we have a lot to look forward to 😂🙏

[obsidian pagoda]

Fuck light grinds, I'm stuck at that step with my old relic

[marsh osprey]

Light grind incoming.... in e12s will be fastest because two instances

[sharp scroll]

bozja relics have been a let down to me

[marsh osprey]

[muted nexus]

I wouldn't mind a victory lap stage...as long as It's not Delubrum Reginae 255 times....

[naive hearth]

Tbh the last two cycles of relics have been bland af compared to the old days yeah

[eager hollow]

Actually they told us to do Omega so if there is an outside version it will probably be omega

[lusty herald]

Ahhh, Eureka. "Lets finish this cool, firey weapons with some generic looking fish themed shiiiz!"

[stark perch]

The fact that they haven't integrated Norvrandt Gerolt into the quest line yet....criminal

[gaunt star]

light grind? you mean shadow grind? it's shadowbringers!!!! duh

[vale elm]

this has been in the game files since at least april, for example

[marsh osprey]

Also the relic questline was hugely rushed in shb

[dreamy zealot]

Woah thats sick

[naive hearth]

That looks thordan - y

[somber compass]

[eager hollow]

This looks like the hades weapon

[naive hearth]

Thordan crafted?

[brave crater]

considering that looks like the Thordan weapons is probably a place holder for Dragonsong War Ultimate

[dreamy zealot]

It looks NOTHING like it lol

[obsidian pagoda]

Wow I need that yesterday

[marsh osprey]

They completely fucked all relic item droprates for shb

Like how do you manage that if its not rushed

[eager hollow]

The back loop to the blade and spikes

[sharp scroll]

by not learning from past mistakes

[stark perch]

I miss him

[static heath]

Is the contest winning hairstyle gonna be a bozja reward

Or it’s gonna be mgp

[wind bough]

unknown but likely yes

[marsh osprey]

Tbf not all weapon desynths didnt give ex trial materials either since hw already

[static heath]

Time to grind again zzz

[stuck frigate]

it's interesting that the resistance weapon quests is a starting one, then 3 that can be done simultaneously, that all are turned in for the last two

[marsh osprey]

Ill take my time grinding, i dont wanna burn out like on previous bozja

[spiral wagon]

time to attempt to take a 2 hour nap

[whole mortar]

tbh community whines either way, ppl were saying grind was too easy before 5.3 lol

[sharp scroll]

I just wish they made more options in Bozja since it’s the actual relic zone

[carmine basin]

They said the hair is from hairstyle contest but I don't see the entry?? Is it runner up or something

[marsh osprey]

Theres no new interesting content besides new bozja raid anyway

[sharp scroll]

Now it’s just run old content over and over

[harsh sail]

Any idea how we get that new mount?

[gaunt star]

the easier the better honestly 😌

[dreamy zealot]

Collect all TT cards

[marsh osprey]

They fucked bozja droprates beyond the point of it being worth

Its still too low

[lusty herald]

I think it's a copy paste mistake. The last hair was the final one from the contest, this is an original design.

[wind bough]

The card mount is from TT cards. The bizarre Balthier sky-bike and Cruise Chaser are unknown source.

[stark perch]

I think they just wanted to stretch Bozja out for as long as possible to make up for delayed content

[brave crater]

The bike is 100% gonna be Zadnor

[clever flume]

i'm pretty sure it was submissions because it looks vaguely familiar but its not a runner up

[winged garden]

There's no changes in drop rate for POTD step of the relic weapon right?

[obsidian pagoda]

Balthier sky bike has got to be Bozja related

[gaunt star]

Sky bike is zadnor

[sharp scroll]

They’ve been milking old content a looot this expansion

[marsh osprey]

Which they failed at because people just ran fates instead

[static heath]

Bike is prob a cluster reward

[gaunt star]

Its the new gabriel

[cedar folio]

Why is this channel NSFW...?

[wind bough]

Could be from lockboxes or clusters

[low storm]

its gonna be lockboxes for sure

[marsh osprey]

Because spoilers

[cedar folio]

Lel

[vale elm]

C====3

[gaunt star]

@cedar folio spoilers

[obsidian pagoda]

Too horny for regular chat

[low storm]

I dont think itll be clusters

[carmine basin]

To prevent ppl from accidentally clicking it

[stark perch]

Sucks that covid hit during ShB which could have been the best expansion if we're going by the quality of 5.0

[sharp scroll]

stuff was already oof before covid hit is the thing

[half phoenix]

Cruise Chaser was in 5.5, along with prep for holidays and cash shop stuff like the lunar whale, cruise chaser is most likely going to be added on late august like the chocobo carriage was

[clever flume]

https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/259603 @carmine basin literally the first one

[sharp scroll]

dancer and gnb weapons missing, unvoiced weapons and alli raids

[low storm]

I think if anything they were saved by this.

[marsh osprey]

Shb content sucked big time unironically, besides savage and bozja raids

[low storm]

Even the Savages sucked imo.

[stark perch]

5.0 story being among the best FF games makes up for it in my eyes

[dull folio]

Aren't all of the side trials/raids not voiced?

[low storm]

oh yeah I agree with the story the story was amazing.

[marsh osprey]

Idk savage seems fine

[dense flower]

meh some enjoy the savage some arent
just deal with it lol

[stark perch]

5.3 story though....yeah imma not talk about that

[sharp scroll]

Sophia and zurvan are voiced, All 3 SB trials are voiced.

[unreal hound]

wait does this mean were getting quistis hair?

[sharp scroll]

same lmao we don’t talk about that

[whole mortar]

savages were pretty good overall

[lusty herald]

OH SNAP! They actually started doing the rest in that thread now!?!? We may FINALLY have some black hair styles!!! T_T

[marsh osprey]

5.3 story was good with a nice trial but

[clever flume]

ivalice was the first time an alliance raid was voice acted

[stiff charm]

wait people didnt like 5.3?

[marsh osprey]

What else did we get

[carmine basin]

Woah ty for finding this

[trail igloo]

So they're taking non-winners now? Will we ever escape from this contest?

[stark perch]

5.3 was bad they made elidibus a completely different character over the course of like one text-dump

[dense flower]

imagine u can try to satisfy everyone

[sharp scroll]

THANK YOU

[marsh osprey]

Damn

[low storm]

but grandpa

[sharp scroll]

Not to mention the graha fan service

[steel swan]

Weapon news?

[wind bough]

Nah it fits in fine with what we already knew about Elidibus

[marsh osprey]

The graha fanservice was so cringe

[dense flower]

<not graha fans but i still cry on it

[gaunt star]

more leaks less complain where datamine

[stark perch]

Yeah OK babe

[carmine basin]

I want this one

[sharp scroll]

no it doesn’t lmao. Not if we look at arr

[marsh osprey]

But the wol trial+cutscenes was great

[languid breach]

Y'all must be from North America, the NaCl is strong

[lusty herald]

Endwalker bb, give me them curls http://www.finalfantasyxiv.com/hairdesign_2015/F_18_s.jpg

[devout musk]

eat your leeks

[spark latch]

limited job #2 beast master where?

[wind bough]

elaborate

[stark perch]

Best part of 5.3 was the animation in the ending cutscene tho

[marsh osprey]

Id use that on my viera

[gaunt star]

ooo I love this

[marsh osprey]

But it wont be useable

[dense flower]

anyway why bother explaining here
this is patch 5.55 discussion not 5.3

[sharp scroll]

different time since dis leak chat uwu

[stark perch]

Krile's bite of bread yeah that was a slay

[dull folio]

Graha fanservice was justified and in-character.

[wooden edge]

It only fits the short story.

[obsidian pagoda]

Woah this is very pretty. I wish they have more textured hair

[languid breach]

I fricking hated the end of 5.3, not because of the story but all the text auto-progressed and I couldn't "pause" it to pace around my room

[stiff charm]

https://tenor.com/view/graha-tia-ff14-ffxiv-graha-shadowsbringer-gif-18130992

[wind bough]

what in earlier content does it contradict?

[brave crater]

wym we literally knew next to nothing

[eager hollow]

Imagine thinking salt was contained to one area

[thin moth]

People who think 5.3 was bad belongs to the streets

[marsh osprey]

We are discussing content in here until we get actual 5.55 content to talk about

[weary adder]

imagine farming emerald with va

[dense flower]

why 5.3 tho
just discuss leaks

[carmine basin]

Ah yeah time for the hot takes

[weary adder]

[marsh osprey]

What leaks

[sharp scroll]

i want it

[obsidian pagoda]

Raha is so animated I just wanna pat him. All of him

[weary adder]

sounds miserable

[marsh osprey]

Theres none

[low storm]

then datamine yourself if you want leaks

[dense flower]

i dunno
some weird theory that will appear at 5.55 patch

[stark perch]

The way that I couldn't finish emerald ex without taking stimulants

[stiff charm]

anyway, 5.55 discussion.............

venat

[thin moth]

Last boss battle of new Bozja is a giant Red Fat Chocobo

[languid breach]

I think Hedge said last night that they wanna datamine, mostly relics

[sharp scroll]

Graha should’ve died in 5.3 and that’s the tea💅

[wooden edge]

It does not contradict. But there was no char development except "he good now"

[eager hollow]

You can only listen to beans and tacos so many times

[gaunt star]

off topic but anyone excited for this ff origin leak

[crude imp]

Oof hot take

[next orbit]

He’s never good what do you mean

[obsidian pagoda]

Elidibus is not good. Whaaaaat?

[languid breach]

Graha should’ve died in 5.3 and that’s my opinion
FTFY

[wind bough]

yeah what

[stark perch]

I liked his characterization at the end of 5.3 but it a really quick turnaround it felt jarring

[misty kelp]

who cares about all your opinions, where's the datamine 8U

[dim sigil]

I am stupid hype that it's supposed to be connected to Final Fantasy 1 so I'm going to be super disappointed when it turns out to be fake

[wind bough]

yeah that's fair

[stiff charm]

because he was putting on a facade during 5.0. 5.3+/ct story graha is real graha

[gaunt star]

same bestie!!!

[stark perch]

Im talking about elidibus bestie

[wind bough]

they had to get him out of the way pretty quickly and they didn't have that much to go on except "balance"

[devout musk]

i felt sad on seto's part, didn't feel a thing abt elidibus

[brave crater]

most leaks this close to e3 tend to be real

[livid oracle]

[languid breach]

I legit can't remember anything Elidibus did before 5.3 besides ominously looming in the background and saving Unukalhai

[sharp scroll]

they had to rush him so most of it just made no sense, feelzbad

[cold drift]

odd how the game hasnt done the pre-patch launcer update yet

[gaunt star]

make my dreams come truuuee

[drowsy belfry]

FF Origin sounds like it'd be fucking good

[eager hollow]

Yeah because seto is likable

[thin moth]

Keep it 5.55

That’s right, I am the patch police

[obsidian pagoda]

I wish Elidibus' err, dementia had been added a lot earlier too, just in passing and such. It is probably the only complaint I have with 5.3.

[stark perch]

My prediction for the FF1 souls game is that it will be a single player Mobius

[spark latch]

he was keeping the moon warm for us

[wooden edge]

That's what was disappointing. He should've had more time.

[brave crater]

i agree dude as a long time FF fan i need it

[half phoenix]

Its on the playstation store already, isn’t it?

[stiff charm]

i still have screens from my 5.3 run lol

[cold drift]

anyone know why no launcher update yet

[digital forge]

Elidibus sent the WoD after us in 3.x

[dim sigil]

Still a rumor far as im aware

[gloomy shale]

is patch up yet?

[sharp scroll]

Besides literally causing the entire alternate timeline?

[gaunt star]

excuse me?

[stiff charm]

oh can only send 1 pic

[half phoenix]

I thought I saw a link to it earlier today for preorders

[eager hollow]

Horse ears?

[untold canyon]

patch is up

[brave crater]

speaking of FF1 when we getting garland or his armor in XIV https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/7/74/Garland_Dissidia_(Arcade)_2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20180101205139

[drowsy belfry]

Elemental Armor

[stark perch]

Garland is so cute

[devout musk]

elemental armor

[dreamy zealot]

Let's go miners

[obsidian pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/leekspin-gif-4657848

[languid breach]

Patch is up, time for me to go
I can't be at my PC for the next like half day

[obsidian pagoda]

Leeeeks

[languid breach]

Cyall

[next orbit]

O shit patch is up

[stark perch]

Garland's hyperfixation on battle...neurodivergent king

[brave crater]

i mean a more faithful garland lol

[untold canyon]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fdea72f70dafb7da0f7145ebc3f8c7d56dacb702

[gaunt star]

what's his pronouns? he's a babe

[drowsy belfry]

[next orbit]

I was gonna take a nap

[stark perch]

They/she

[drowsy belfry]

Ain't NO PATCH HERE

[gaunt star]

yaazzzz

[dim sigil]

Your a patch

[stiff charm]

underrated 5.3 screenshot

[wind bough]

Patch is not up, don't give false reports

[late aurora]

We already have garland tho, he’s in alphascape 1

[stark perch]

Yshtola in the American apparel rib knit tube top yup

[gloomy shale]

I'm fiendin for this patch I need it in my veins

[brave crater]

big brain answer right here

[gaunt star]

where patch

[gloomy shale]

lol

[next orbit]

Mb

[gaunt star]

the new emote is Dab

[alpine hollow]

Oh mah gahd spoilers

[whole mortar]

don't get jebaited for patch

[obsidian pagoda]

Shtola in the meme sexy jumper

[wind bough]

we already have

[gloomy shale]

What is the over under for when the patch goes up for download

[untold canyon]

1 hour ish

[weary rampart]

6 step

[marsh osprey]

Unless they somehow fucked bozja, we wont really have issues

[eager hollow]

I just want them to drop a female hrothgar casually into bozja to see people lose their minds

[hazy moon]

watch kdramas with me while we wait for the patch

[stark perch]

Yeah I'm not doing allat but I'm happy for you

[marsh osprey]

its a short patch

[versed hill]

Patch is in <1 hour usually

[obsidian pagoda]

That's the one!

[carmine basin]

Why is this cropped hedge

[gaunt star]

you're killing me smallz

[somber storm]

Hedge got the full version

[weary monolith]

did they say anywhere about unlocking the tier

[next orbit]

nope

[drowsy belfry]

I mean it technically isn't NSFW sooo

[versed hill]

Nope, one more month

[marsh osprey]

Such devastation

[obsidian pagoda]

It's cropped cause of Alisaie...

[brave crater]

This server when a new patch is coming out

[weary monolith]

ah bless, i can focus on bozja, istead of parsing

[versed hill]

where datamine*

[stiff charm]

shtola would not act like this

[brave crater]

also true

[prisma spade]

Enough.

[stiff charm]

[marsh osprey]

I just posted a message

[carmine basin]

Oh I guess that's not safe

[clever flume]

y'all ded, yen is here

[marsh osprey]

It got deleted immediately

[somber storm]

scatter

[marsh osprey]

[whole mortar]

got cleaved by mods tankbuster

[brave crater]

Ok the definitive edition

[somber storm]

https://tenor.com/view/run-away-run-escape-chase-leave-gif-4927885

[stiff charm]

SCURRY AND SCATTER

[obsidian pagoda]

Why is there no leeks emoji

[vivid notch]

she looks good in that singlet damn

[violet cave]

This patch is mainly for the MSQ? Or it contains a balance patch also?

[strange flare]

[next orbit]

No balance

[somber storm]

[versed hill]

No balance

[wet crown]

no nerfs to any relic step, yet wtf

[rare nymph]

Its for the boz alll for the boz

[orchid dagger]

No balance until 6.0 i think

[versed hill]

Technically DR is nerfed from new actions/honor

[devout musk]

they said if you finish one they'll nerf the rest

[versed hill]

Should be faster now

[marsh osprey]

They adjusted the shit jobs last patch

[languid breach]

I hope Misija will get killed completely by accident. Like, she tries to flee aboard Dalriada, gets caught in some battle and gets McMurdered
Is it realistic? Probably not. Would it be funny as hell? You bet.

[eager hollow]

Lol damn I got cut down

[wary ravine]

The new lost actions might as well be DR step buff

[whole mortar]

with all new actions/honor and stuff, DR runs should be more tolerable

[stark perch]

Did anyone see the interview with yoshida where some American tried to question him as to why yshtola is one shade lighter

[wet crown]

pls that shit is so cringe

[devout musk]

all new op actions

still have people that dont use essences

[late trail]

Misija died on the way back to her home planet

[wary ravine]

I skimmed it, basically people don't understand how skin tans work lol

[obsidian pagoda]

TL;DR she was tan, now she's not as tanned

[dense flower]

welcome to this community 1 braincell

[next orbit]

I already hate how easily people with The Echo could get kidnapped

[versed hill]

I dps race'd with another honored/power SAM one run, that was fun

[languid breach]

I think DR should be queue able from inside Bozja, so we don't have to burn an essence every single run.

[dense flower]

tho
it takes time for grinding it i guess for the new one

[stiff charm]

i forgive misija completely because she is cute

[devout musk]

i did 30k dps on whm

[gaunt star]

will datamine be here?

[devout musk]

[versed hill]

Yes, just no music

[spark latch]

reminds me of that Aladdin skin tone hot take from tumblr where the last image is from a hentai

[stiff charm]

[obsidian pagoda]

That's a classic

[prisma spade]

!mute 254785485824589835 2h Go bait somewhere else please, thank you.

[lusty shadow]

Success!

@stark perch has been muted by @prisma spade for 2 hours!

[versed hill]

....

[languid breach]

That's an interesting direction this chat just took

[devout musk]

[wet crown]

[gloomy shale]

what channel will the gold mining be in?

[versed hill]

I hate you LMAO

[languid breach]

Yen doing god's thankless work

[carmine basin]

Lol I thought they were baiting too since they kept bringing up hot takes

[twin zinc]

[dense flower]

atleast it's not ban or kick
which has been proven to be more effective 🏃‍♂️

[prisma spade]

Kicks are worthless.

[devout musk]

this

[dense flower]

ban it is 🏃‍♂️

[versed hill]

I hate people who do hot takes like that but forget the hot cheetos

[spark latch]

it’s easy to be bored while waiting for maint to end 💓

[dim sigil]

It's kind of neat though that they take into consideration characters being tanned or not and change their skin tone that's something they could easily ignore and I don't think anybody would question it

[whole mortar]

nothing like hot takes and heated arguments of baited ppl to pass time until patch 😌

[marsh osprey]

Who got muted

[devout musk]

you

[marsh osprey]

What filth did he commit

[languid breach]

Baiting

[dense flower]

some people doesnt like calm things
Might as well throw them into war zone

[marsh osprey]

Then i seem to have mute immunity

If it were me

[maiden lodge]

BY DESIGN!?!

[dense flower]

no
irl war
🙂

[native field]

so who's dying in MSQ xD

[somber storm]

love is war

[stiff charm]

shtola

[spark latch]

no deaths please

[eager hollow]

Probably the lesser twin

[drowsy belfry]

Why does Love always feel like a battlefield

[obsidian pagoda]

Thancred being naked in the wilderness definitely tanned him up

[gaunt star]

more deaths please

[twin zinc]

Def shtola

[languid breach]

Naughty discord people get thrown into the Bozja southern front but without plot armour and permadeath on

[spark latch]

Only more Scion glamour from Tataru

[carmine basin]

The WoL

[stiff charm]

no such thing

[dense flower]

now that's what i like it

[drowsy belfry]

Death of the Innocence of the WoL

Now even more depressed

[languid breach]

Y'shtola taking another skinny dip in the Lifestream

[obsidian pagoda]

Cmon Sharlayan outfit

[dreamy zealot]

I hope we are getting a new tataru glam

[somber storm]

Otakon: Snake, have you ever found love in the battlefield?

[vivid notch]

toga party toga party

[native field]

I think Lyse cause she was not in trailer lol

[marsh osprey]

Do we finally become the official war criminal we set out to become

[carmine basin]

Wol slips on a banana peel, hits their head on a rock and dies. Trust me, my uncle works as a janitor at SE HQ

[eager hollow]

Lyse got benched in sb

[spark latch]

that would be so cute. The scion traveler was very DRK/shadowbringery

[obsidian gate]

lyse is kinda shit compared to the other scions anyway

[dense flower]

i got re raiser for that

[ember steeple]

was this said in some official capacity or no?

[livid oracle]

Lyse is literally the worst.

[dim sigil]

No

[dreamy zealot]

Arenvald seems like he could die since they specifically changed summoner quest

[obsidian gate]

moenbryba to make urianger sad again 😦

[next orbit]

Oh yeah how was SMN quest changed again?

[rocky mica]

They changed the smn quest?

[whole mortar]

yeah, they explicitly said these relic steps will be similar to previous two in that some quests will only be required once

[obsidian gate]

i agree

[obsidian pagoda]

That's just to accommodate him in the infirmary

[somber storm]

Arenvald turning into a nugget

[balmy mesa]

no direct meeting with Arenvald anymore, that's it

[native field]

They said during live letter

[cyan hinge]

Instead of meeting Aren in the overworld you just clock a shiny spot and wait

[carmine basin]

Alphinaud cries because Arenvald's last words is for him

[ember steeple]

for the new ones sure but i think it's most people referring to the delubrum step that's a major concern

[obsidian pagoda]

Arenvald is a bro and his VA is so hot pls don't delet

[next orbit]

Huh....

[marsh osprey]

Inb4 wol gets kidnapped in msq and we have to play zenos with scythe to save the wol so we can fight him at another time

[livid oracle]

Fordola is cute. Cute!

[balmy mesa]

Fordola reminds me of my friend's cat
she hates everyone and everything but is cute

[obsidian gate]

kekw would lol again

[hollow lily]

A bit surprised there is only 3 more MSQ :/

[livid oracle]

tfw I want Fordola and Yotsuyu to interrogate my bunny boi.

[trail path]

I want Zenos to accidentally stab himself with his stupid scythe so I don't have to see his face again

[obsidian pagoda]

Nah his last words would be for Fordola

[ember steeple]

3 more MSQ but you need to be ready for setting aside enough time to view the cutscenes in full

[stiff charm]

ill take venat and ysayle ty

[carmine basin]

"let's fuck in the after life"

[eager hollow]

Zenos will get a common enemy and then talk no jutsu’d into being a team mate

[stiff charm]

she keeps him on a leash, dummy

[marsh osprey]

All that power.... all that pain

[vivid notch]

I probably should have a nap to wake up fresh for the launch

[next orbit]

pls

[naive hearth]

I saw Alphinaud crying in the patch notes and already got sad. This gay love is ending too soon for meeee.

[obsidian pagoda]

They needed a room several patches ago lol

[somber storm]

Hey now, we don't want to know their kinks

[obsidian gate]

cuts to before arenvald and fordola left and he was just givin her the wrok in a backalley lol

[vivid notch]

but I also wanna shitpost

[cyan hinge]

There is a non zero chance Zenos will be a non permenant trust member like Lyna was

[livid oracle]

[whole mortar]

imo zenos will just die early in expansion lol

[stiff charm]

those look like happy tears to me, i think arenvald will be legless

[vivid notch]

nah Lyse and Raubahn can too

[twin zinc]

Il take shtola and mnaago

[stiff charm]

naago!

[trail path]

This would literally be the worst thing they could do (to me)

[sage flame]

Is there a new raid in this patch for bozjan?

[marsh osprey]

Zenos becomes a scion in the hunt for WoLs loins

[eager hollow]

Lol Zenos in trust just has a aoe lb that has friendly fire

[naive hearth]

I expected that reveal to already have happened ngl. I was waiting for automaton legs.

[stiff charm]

castrum style, yes

[dim sigil]

Zenos dying at our hands means he gets what he wants, he wins

[late trail]

continue the Galvus bloodline

[obsidian pagoda]

Alphi is sad that his Carbuncle power can't heal Arenvald so he turns into a gundam instead and shoots Carby

[tulip geyser]

Effing replies.

[vivid notch]

don't mind if I do

[tulip geyser]

This would fit quite nicely

[next orbit]

I'd rather continue the Baelsar bloodline thanks

[muted nexus]

Patch not up yet. 😦 I'm still waiting for the torture that awaits me.

[rocky mica]

What everyone's bet on where we get a spaceship in 6.0?

[half phoenix]

So, 3 MSQ, 1 Nier, 8 Bozja, 6 Relic, and 1 TT/Gold Saucer quests

[vivid notch]

Allagan probs

[obsidian gate]

why you wanna make sad dad sadder when the empire fucks over his kids again somehow kekw

[muted nexus]

[obsidian pagoda]

Break it off Azys Lla

[vivid notch]

I hope that you can keep the airship but it's probs going to get destroyed or something

[languid breach]

Can I adopt Moonstone Carbie

[marsh osprey]

Why is shitposting at its peak greatness always right before a patch

[vivid notch]

YO LET'S JUST TAKE THE FLAGSHIP UP

[carmine basin]

https://twitter.com/magickandmend/status/1389045750970130438

Eli // SAVE GAIUS VAN BAELSAR (@magickandmend)

#FFXIV #GPOSERS #ffxivsnaps #MayaPurple #GaiusWoL

Twitter · May 3, 2021, 2:34 AM

[cyan hinge]

Hey it worked for G-warrior

[drowsy belfry]

Haha we drag the entire fucking ship in the sky

[vivid notch]

I really want that thing for me

[eager hollow]

Just take the gaius route and adopt the entire population of Au Ra

[vivid notch]

with the Warring Triad statues and all

who needs housing when you have an airship

[obsidian pagoda]

I mean they lifted up a fucking moon so a ship is chump change for them

[vivid notch]

I'm still very sad that airship is not an option for housing btw

[brave crater]

theory: the way we go to the moon is via the same propulsion technology the allagans used to propel Dalamud into space

[ember steeple]

i mean I got that, but the issue still the step below the zadnor ones needing 15 delebrum and/or potd

[vivid notch]

tbh I don't particularly want to commit warcrimes in a prequel game

[whole mortar]

inb4 we ride bismarck to moon

[carmine basin]

GIANT SLINGSHOT GIANT SLINGSHOT

[vivid notch]

now if I can play an allagan war criminal that'd be better

[marsh osprey]

Inb4 Allagans are still alive and well on another star

[drowsy belfry]

Oooooh

[rocky mica]

I mean the spaceship in the EW logo doesn't really look Allagan to me

[dim sigil]

Space allagns

[vivid notch]

that'd be fucking dope

[simple axle]

is that a fucking triple triad mount i see

[gaunt star]

datamining when :

[eager hollow]

Yoshi on space travel: consider, an even fatter chocobo

[vivid notch]

it looks like a star destroyer to me KEKW

[muted nexus]

In the future.

[marsh osprey]

Military space allagan organization on the dark side of the moon

[carmine basin]

https://c.tenor.com/hUFOiGLvaMwAAAAM/take-off-all-aboard.gif

[gaunt star]

no a space ship full of viera females and lala males crashed on the moon

[muted nexus]

We'll see the datamine in the future. 😄

[vivid notch]

I'm just happy that Namingway has friends now

[twin zinc]

rumour has it small bunnies are just ninjas who never learned rotation

[stiff charm]

yoko taro beast tribe quest about what it means to be oneself

[vivid notch]

!minion namingway

[lusty shadow]

Namingway

While it is whispered that this cheerful vagrant is the sole surviving member of a tribe hailing from none other than the moon, most see Namingway for who he is─a queer fellow with a penchant for giving all he meets absurd nicknames then jotting them down in his mysterious journal.

Obtained From

Item code included with Encyclopaedia Eorzea (Limited)

Minion Type

※ Movement: Independent
※ Type: Poppet

Verminion

※ Cost: 20 | HP: 450
※ Attack: 50 | Speed: 3
※ Defense: 50

Hummingway (Cost: 20)

Removes all detrimental effects from all allies within range.

Minion Data Powered by https://ffxivcollect.com/

[eager hollow]

Wait

[sacred jolt]

Please look forward to this

[eager hollow]

Ninja has a rotation? 😦

[onyx sundial]

is the patch up yet?

[vivid notch]

I hope that Namingway questline from FFIV is in the beast tribe in the moon lmao

[somber storm]

Bnnuy tribe

[obsidian gate]

yes

[vivid notch]

including him getting married and his wife cheating on him

[static turret]

how big is patch 5.55?

[stiff charm]

thats just limsa on nov 19

[marsh osprey]

I thought ninja is 123 job

[obsidian gate]

much fun

[vivid notch]

bnuy

[muted nexus]

Yes. Ninja rotation is 1-2-3-1-2-3-1-2-4-1-2-3-ninjitsu-madden-spin-spin-spin

[marsh osprey]

[naive hearth]

I’m going to tie strings from my house to a bunch of Porxie and they’ll fly me to the moon like in UP

[onyx sundial]

i mean it is a rotation if you do 1-2-3

[eager hollow]

All I know is trick attack and ice ninja star

[somber storm]

Have Godbert send us to the moon

[obsidian gate]

what kinda slander is this

[muted nexus]

Repeat ad nausea

[cosmic condor]

499,99gb

[gaunt star]

how early do we think maintenance will end

[devout musk]

he's not wrong tho

[obsidian pagoda]

Hildi almost got to Dalamud...

[stiff charm]

490 of those are 1 very large zenos image

[obsidian gate]

i mean he is tho

[static turret]

@cosmic condor is it really?

[vivid notch]

I bet Merlwyb can yeet me to the moon with those arms of hers

[muted nexus]

I mean, you gotta armor crush sometime in there so you can keep up the speed...

[devout musk]

ninja is 1-2-3 or 1-2-4 till your burst window

[obsidian pagoda]

The size of his arse is truly phenomenal

[devout musk]

what job are you playing

[vivid notch]

!faq juicy

[lusty shadow]

Juicy

[twin zinc]

Such cheeks

[gaunt star]

Estinien is just gonna jump us to the moon

[naive hearth]

That’s a girthy rump

[somber storm]

Estinien yip yip

[muted nexus]

Ninja burst window is water-madden-spin-madden-lightning-lightning-ice shuriken.

[sacred jolt]

Julyan is just gonna smack us to the moon with her frying pan

[obsidian pagoda]

Sit on me Zenos

[stiff charm]

riding estinien? some people will be happy about that

[vivid notch]

I wonder how Vritra is going to get roped into this shit

[vivid notch]

hi it's me I'm people :)

[whole mortar]

vritra will call estinien onii-chan

[rocky mica]

We stack dragoons standing on each others shoulders and they jump in sequence until they reach the moon

[cyan hinge]

"dude the world is gonna end plz help"

[dreamy zealot]

Vritra probably lives in thavnair

[wheat agate]

Are patch notes up yet

[vivid notch]

yes

[muted nexus]

Yes

[obsidian pagoda]

It's the Nidhogg juice in him

[wheat agate]

I dont believe you

[vivid notch]

mmm Vritra living in Thavnair does sound plausible

[hollow lily]

Please may this fix the PS5 port because as it stands it ran like dogshit lol

[naive hearth]

Isn’t she in king ranperres tomb??

[lost birch]

pretty sure that's just referring to the new relic steps, similar to .45 relics

[static turret]

how big are your patch notes file size?

[muted nexus]

Check out the lodestone.

[brave crater]

only one of the first brood is now unaccounted for, Azdaja

[dreamy zealot]

No patch yet, we don't know

[ember steeple]

yeah... thinking that's the case too, since one of the quests listed asks for three of the previous to be turned all in

[gaunt star]

Vrtra and Nidhogg were dating so that’s why he likes Estinien

[naive hearth]

Azdaja sounds like a very thavnairian name

[obsidian pagoda]

Might still come up later in the expac

[languid breach]

Newton's third law of motion would like to have a word with you.

[keen veldt]

[obsidian pagoda]

That's Ratatoskr erasure

[static turret]

im downloading something on my launcher about 39gb worth o.o

[late trail]

that's not the patch

[gaunt star]

They were a Throuple

[vivid notch]

I think Azdaja is in the New World tbh

[brave crater]

wouldn't surprise me

[languid breach]

Wasn't Nidhogg's consort Tioman? Damn, that boy really did sleep around a lot

[sacred jolt]

Or what old Ishgardian Dragoons called Tuesday

[vivid notch]

just because of the name KEKW

[somber storm]

We gonna Advent Children our way to the moon

[ember steeple]

if any patch was that big it would've had a warning since 39gb isn't a small feat

[rocky mica]

Still wonder why there was a dragon in Dun Scaith

[muted nexus]

39gb is small hands. 😉

[obsidian pagoda]

Tioman was his prime consort yes

[vivid notch]

damn Nidhogg living the life

[keen veldt]

Are u sure u are downloading ffxiv patches? Or....lewd patches..

[languid breach]

Vritra and Ratatoskr were his side hoes?

[gaunt star]

damn nidhogg so lucky fucking all his siblings

[obsidian pagoda]

But they don't need to sexuallly reproduce anyway

[languid breach]

Sweet home Dravania

[vivid notch]

yeehaw

[cold drift]

launcher hasnt updated

[muted nexus]

Is that where the nude Y'shtola pics are hiding....

[keen veldt]

[languid breach]

At least he wasn't fucking his daughter looks at Gaius

[sacred jolt]

Are we sure Nidhogg isn’t a step dragon?

[clever flume]

what dragon in dun scaith

[gaunt star]

They retconned that tbf

[keen veldt]

No pls

[whole mortar]

square gib patch

[obsidian pagoda]

They retconned Livia and I am eternally salty about it

[vivid notch]

watch TIoman be his side hoe too and his main consort be Shiva

[regal lantern]

Is the game up and running? Or still on maintenance?

[late trail]

Livia was thrown under the bus in 5.4

[maiden lodge]

By 'dragon' do you mean Proto-ultima?

[versed hill]

Shouldnt patch be up now reeee

[muted nexus]

Game is still on maintenance

[vivid notch]

now that would be a fucking twist KEKW

[rocky mica]

There is a dragon enemy in Dun Scaith between bosses

[clever flume]

you mean proto ultima?

[marsh osprey]

Im sure i havent downloaded the patch with you in it yet

[languid breach]

Wait what?

[vivid notch]

!maint

[keen veldt]

We have 4 hours more

[clever flume]

because that's not a dragon...that's a machine

[gaunt star]

You think Midgar felt like a bad dad watching all his kids fuck each other

[vivid notch]

nah

[keen veldt]

[wind bough]

There is a dragon add

[vivid notch]

he's into that shit, he's a dragon

[obsidian pagoda]

They retcon that to be one sided. Livia was obsessed with Gaius but he never reciprocated

[wind bough]

just called "Dun Scaith Dragon" in one of the trash pulls

[clever flume]

is there

[late trail]

5.4 retconned it so that Gaius found Livia's advances creepy and kept her at arm's length because of that

[whole mortar]

midgar plays dead in a lake to get away from family lol, he does not even care

[languid breach]

It was him who brought over only siblings. If anything, it was his fault.

[clever flume]

is it hte crystal part?

[maiden lodge]

but it's still ULTIMA! Heart of Sabik the countryside! Heart of Sabik the peasants! Heart of Sabik all the people, THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION~!

[gaunt star]

Yeah they retconned it so that him asking her to be in his room was literally just so he could be like “oh I found your wallet, see ya”

[cosmic condor]

I will Cruise Chaser Mount :(

[eager hollow]

Retconned? He didn’t seem to ever respond to her advances?

[stiff charm]

heart of sabik the SMALL PLOT COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[wind bough]

yeah

[vivid notch]

fucking lmao

[keen veldt]

Livia simps Gaius and her sister simps Aymeric. It runs in the family

[wind bough]

So they're voidsent dragons.

[obsidian gate]

heart of sabik the bots buying properties

[late trail]

just say that Gaius screamed at her for what she did and get it over with

[gaunt star]

Also tbf dragons reproduce asexually so all the brothers and sisters of the first brood ain’t actually getting dirty... which makes their relationships a little less weird I guess

[somber storm]

Aymeric too dumb to notice Lucia's advances

[clever flume]

guess i never really paid that much attention to those adds

[whole mortar]

i kinda simp gaius and aymeric too 😳

[languid breach]

He literally told Livia "My chambers. One hour." There were certain implications... Apparently they retconned those

[muted nexus]

Wake me up when the patch datamine is up. I'm curious to see what light effects have been added.

[eager hollow]

Speaking of Garleans I wonder if they will finally nerf cape westwind

[vivid notch]

wait how do they reproduce?

[gaunt star]

Well there’s your triple triad reward

[late trail]

...Asexually.

[rocky mica]

Thats true Midgarsormr is male and said the eggs the First Brood hatched from were his eggs

[maiden lodge]

Draconically.

[obsidian pagoda]

That's cause Aymeric is WoL-sexual

[keen veldt]

Theyre both boring

[late trail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexual_reproduction

[vivid notch]

listen my fanfics need details

[gaunt star]

Dragons reproduce asexually but I think they do it through the means of magic / aether

[keen veldt]

I want Fandaniel to destroy my life

[vivid notch]

do they split? is it like sprouting or whatever the english word for that is?

[wind bough]

Gaius tells Livia "My quarters, one hour". Livia proclaims to us that all of Gaius belongs to her, "his body and soul". In Japanese, she literally mentions "Gaius-sama's lips".

[eager hollow]

Didn’t seem like it to me since Gaius was so up his own butt in war plans and conquest to even consider a female

[late trail]

dragons reproduce by mitosis

[obsidian pagoda]

They lay eggs but they don't need to be fertilised by the opposite sex.

[wind bough]

The implication is pretty clear.

[maiden lodge]

Dragons Reproduce by sitting on top of the photocopier

[tulip geyser]

Honestly I always kinda thought that too. Married to his conquerin' job

[brave crater]

The real question is why do all of Midgardsormr's children have similar shapes except bahamut

[languid breach]

I wonder if the reason why each subsequent generation is much weaker is because they're forced to reproduce asexually because of incest. If there was generic diversity, they could've used sexual methods and hatch stronger dragons.

[wind bough]

Bahamut did have a similar shape. The primal isn't completely accurate.

[vivid notch]

huh

[wind bough]

!faq firstbrood

[lusty shadow]

The 7 children of Midgardsomr making the First Brood.

[vivid notch]

so no dragon omelette then

[eager hollow]

Man, the church was right. Y’all need to stop banging the dragons.

[muted nexus]

Is anyone else in the mood for a Big Fat Taco?

[keen veldt]

Also Ishikawa said in one interview. Fandaniel and his ***** is her fav villain.

[tulip geyser]

I thought it was cause of the Source's less rich aether

[rocky mica]

Maybe the Bahamut eikon is twisted by how inconsistent creation magic is?

[static turret]

i had shb long ago

[maiden lodge]

This is probably hypothetically explained that, even though their souls are from another world, by being on Hydaelyn, any new souls are subject to the laws of nature and division that were set up by Hydaelyn in the first place. So they'd be sundered like any other.

[languid breach]

Has Azdaja been mentioned yet? We've met, or will meet, all of the rest of the First Brood.

[brave crater]

that makes sense

[vivid notch]

never

[wind bough]

Dragons don't even have biological sexes, let alone the ability to sexually reproduce. The reason the later generations are weaker is because they're younger. Power correlates with age.

[humble kelp]

what is zadnor content like? eureka and bozjan?\

[obsidian pagoda]

Real world science probably don't apply. Also the subsequent children are all rather young compared to the First Brood.

[keen veldt]

Fandaniel will beat Emet's popularity

[vivid notch]

Zadnor is Bozja 2 yeah

[keen veldt]

Dont bann me

[humble kelp]

yikes, thanks

[gaunt star]

Basically just another Southern Front

[eager hollow]

Dragons are wizards, confirmed

[brave crater]

tbh i just want to see Midgardsormr and all the remaining first brood together in one place. give me the dragon fanservice pls yoshi p

[sacred jolt]

Bozja 2: Zadnor Boogaloo

[vivid notch]

the younger generations are all weaker because of television and rap music, back in my day dragons were real dragons and flew across space from their dying star!

the first brood, now those were the days!

[obsidian pagoda]

What a turn for Asahi. From punchable to fuckable

[muted nexus]

I wonder what the scale of mettle will be from 16-25?

[ember steeple]

bozja's honestly not bad with the revisions they've done from the start, and well moreso since zadnor you'd have access to lost actions right away

[brave crater]

While being chased by a killer robot!!!

[maiden lodge]

That is not what we meant when we said 'go fuck yourself Asahi'

[languid breach]

Was it like, said somewhere? Because I'm not sure that's how it works. Plus iirc soul division doesn't weaken people. Ranjit was 1/14 and still beat the ass of 8/14 WoL.

[late trail]

https://twitter.com/ucocouco/status/1397066349688487936

うこさん (@ucocouco)

昔応募したデザインコンテストの髪型、結果は残せなかったんだけどこの度実装されるようで…！めっちゃ嬉しー！投票してくださった方ありがとうございました！！☺

Twitter · May 25, 2021, 5:45 AM

[muted nexus]

Further, how heavy will the mettle be? Will it be heavy mettle?

[twin zinc]

no

[languid breach]

SE been obsessed with braids lately. The DR hair had them, the Rainmaker hair has them iirc, and now this

[ember steeple]

hard to say the scale from 16-25 but it's been exponential gains on levels so far

[maiden lodge]

There is a limiting factor to having an incomplete soul. We know that complete souls can't have complete children because otherwise Emet would just fuck his way out of his problem.

[obsidian pagoda]

That's cause we'd be the one doing it

[vivid notch]

I mean his last fight was pretty one sided KEKW

[sacred jolt]

Not as heavy as all the guitarists in Limsa this weekend

[wind bough]

....huh.

[gaunt star]

I’m telling you guys the reason Zenos is a playable job is because they need to use Reaper so that he can be a Trust member, we are gonna nearly kill each other in the finale of EW then suddenly Super Neoexdeath comes out of the moon and WoL and Zenos turn to face the final boss and the EW theme kicks on and Zenos is like “To think that there is something more thrilling than clashing blades with my friend... fighting at his side.” Then we brofist and Zenos is our best friend.

[languid breach]

Emet has been a bard all along

[rocky mica]

I thought he just stunned us in that one battle?

[stiff charm]

me too so its fine

[obsidian gate]

zemus from iv 😛

[maiden lodge]

I mean, Emets had kids, and his big problem is that his kid aren't unsundered, otherwise, you know, he'd pretty much not suffer watching them die

[eager hollow]

As a guy, I can verify that learning to braid hair makes you want to showcase more often that you can do so.

[stiff charm]

yep

[brave crater]

"all in all, my friend, this really was the Endwalker."

[keen veldt]

I love crazy villains. Fandaniel's laugh in japanese gives me butterflies

[vivid notch]

and then we kiss

[maiden lodge]

'My favorite part! When they say the name of the movie!'

[vivid notch]

and then we fuck

[naive hearth]

DoH “Braider” when

[river kestrel]

I bet zenos is gonna pull a darth vader last minute like ff4 did with golbez

[muted nexus]

The things we say while waiting for patch notes to drop...

[obsidian pagoda]

I need his twirls and dances as emotes

[languid breach]

Cinema sins: Roll credits! ding

[tulip geyser]

If you like this you'll love the Endwalker run up

[muted nexus]

Not patch notes. We have those already. Patch data.

[gaunt star]

Zenos is gonna be a Trust member and he’s gonna be our Vegeta who cameos in future expansions to fight us like Gary Oak and occasionally help us out before dipping to do his own thing again IM TELLING YOU

[obsidian gate]

my theory was zenos merges with zemus to become zodiark kekw

[keen veldt]

The clap too lol

[vivid notch]

listen I'll say that I want to fuck Zenos whenever

[obsidian pagoda]

When the leaks are hiding, the crazies come to play

[balmy mesa]

can you imagine if they went for the last stage with the relic grind: "oh yeah, to progress you need 36 [hateful items] from nier, but the drop isn't guaranteed"

[stiff charm]

zenos should learn to braid his hair

[vivid notch]

not just in waiting for maint

[obsidian gate]

when you wanna smash a plank of wood

[muted nexus]

True. Too true.

[ember steeple]

i feel like any of the random drop sort of relic stages would be a one time thing

[balmy mesa]

there'll be a RNG way and a guaranteed way, it looks like

[obsidian pagoda]

"Journey before destination"

[vivid notch]

what's DR hair style?

[muted nexus]

All I really want to know is how many runs of Delubrum Reginae Savage will I have to do?

[brave crater]

meanwhile where is Halmarut and Deudalaphon of the convocation

[vivid notch]

LIFE BEFORE DEATH

[eager hollow]

Probably omega since they said we needed to clear it

[gaunt star]

Final step of relic grind is to complete entirety of ARR in NG+ [0/15] times

[ember steeple]

there's no way they'd make savage for this mandatory

[keen veldt]

If u go on honeymoon with Zenos he will be spending his time sitting on a chair thinking about life

[stiff charm]

it is very cute

[obsidian pagoda]

Bros before hoes!

[languid breach]

I'd be happy if Dia Ex gave lots of extra light

[vivid notch]

what's the full name? owo

[stiff charm]

early to rise

[keen veldt]

[naive hearth]

I’m just happy ffxiv is still crushing it a decade(?) later

[balmy mesa]

strength before weakness!

[vivid notch]

tyty

[ember steeple]

god i don't want to deal with light grinding in a step

[livid oracle]

Refia Hair

[vivid notch]

bridge 4 before anyone else and more tha nanything else, FUCK MOASH

[ember steeple]

the hair looks perfectly good on males

[gaunt star]

do we have infos on the relics?

[balmy mesa]

truer words have not been spoken

[stiff charm]

i could try using it irl but i dont think itd look any good on me

[obsidian pagoda]

Moash needs to die a thousand deaths

[ember steeple]

we just have patch notes on it, no hard data

[vivid notch]

Rhythm of War was so fucking good holy shit

journey before destination, you bastard

those truly were the Words of Radiance

[deep blade]

woah woah

im still in Words of Radiance no spoilers pls

[halcyon kiln]

give me final relics pics !!

[unreal wadi]

datamine isn't even out yet

[deep blade]

[obsidian pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/leekspin-gif-4657848

[ember steeple]

we don't have patch data, meaning no snooping for it

[unreal wadi]

calm down

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-oozora-subaru-oozora-hololive-dance-gif-20821275

[vivid notch]

okay no spoilers but gods, Moash on Rhythm of War was SO GOOD

[ember steeple]

can't get pictures until the download happens

[keen veldt]

When I was young I liked Kadaj from Advent Children so much. Asahi/Fandaniel pmuch him but insteadnof obsessing over Mother, hes obsessing over Zenos' thicc bummy

[sacred jolt]

What if Zenos is Venat?

[vivid notch]

I hate him so fucking much you have no idea

[hoary dirge]

Yo that goose is vibing

[vivid notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423710869789343744/841867600510189598/smol-duk-1.gif

[bronze steppe]

Subaru be vibin

[obsidian pagoda]

Awww man that was back in my bishounen days lmao

[steel swan]

This is pure spam jesus

[balmy mesa]

this is also what happens during maint

[steel swan]

It has nothing to do with 5.55

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/yoship-naoki-yoshida-yoshida-naoki-gif-18504956 this is yall

[eager hollow]

Please keep chat clear

[hoary dirge]

[gaunt star]

Cruise chaser looking more like a mog station item but we’ll see once download is available

[night minnow]

what's everyone saying about cruise chaser all the sudden?

[eager hollow]

There’s still a new outfit as well that also probably cash shop

[teal geyser]

It's not sudden. CC is all that people could talk about for ages

[wet crown]

there is a cruise chaser mount in the data

[versed hill]

Cruise chaser mount was datamined

[keen veldt]

That mount looks like it would hurt my legs

[obsidian pagoda]

I hope not but I'm buying it anyway if it is

[night minnow]

yoo fr? that's sick

[brave crater]

I feel like they wouldn't release another expensive mount right after lunar whale. they would cut into each others sales

[hollow folio]

CC Mount also looks like a 2 Seater for me

[teal geyser]

Would you really pay for FORWARD AND BACK?

[gaunt star]

I really doubt Cruise Chaser is mog starion

[obsidian gate]

it is

[brave crater]

datamine confirms CC is a 2-seater

[gaunt star]

Oops didn’t mean to reply

[hollow folio]

Ah, nice.

[obsidian gate]

wouldnt you?

[brave crater]

with exponential entropy as the music

[night minnow]

is this a recent datamine? or has it been a while?

[hollow folio]

Well then it most like sounds like MogStation.

[gaunt star]

It was a 5.5 data mine

[night minnow]

oh sick

[keen veldt]

Just need the patch to be downloadable

[obsidian pagoda]

If it comes with Exponential Entropy, fuck yes

[latent stream]

A friend was hoping cc would be the triple triad mount

[gaunt star]

How fast can the miners pull the relics once the patch goes live 😭

[brave crater]

https://twitter.com/ardbert_/status/1382049302764163072?s=20 video of Cruise Chaser

『 yokai girl 』 (@ardbert_)

god I want you so bad I'm gonna simp please please please ur number let me take you out https://t.co/1SX4MoFnOx

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2021, 7:13 PM

[gaunt star]

Luckily it isn’t

[latent stream]

Claimed he'd unsub if the reward sucked

[night minnow]

imagine it comes out and it plays the generic mount theme

[wary ravine]

A lot of people thought it might be

[gaunt star]

Card players get to ride on a stack of cards

[gray cobalt]

I got 319/322 cards only for my dreams to be crushed

[ember steeple]

it's still a mount, but I don't get who thought cruise chaser had much to do with triple triad

[obsidian gate]

rip friend lol

[languid breach]

CC?

[latent stream]

Cruise chaser

[hollow folio]

Even though there is no connection between TT and CC so why even think it's a TT Achievement Reward.

[teal geyser]

Lack of anything else

[serene badge]

fuck it's been like 10 years but I can suddenly hear the music in my head...

[languid breach]

Ah. The card mount is still heckling pog, I'll grind the remaining cards out so hard

[latent stream]

I don't think the card mount was in the data mine

[ember steeple]

cruise chaser would've made more sense for beating alex with blue mage if anything

[wary ravine]

Silliness? I enjoyed PF having triad farming parties though lol

[hollow folio]

Fair points

[languid breach]

I wish there was a reward for doing Omega Savage as blu

[devout musk]

you get a title

[languid breach]

What title?

[onyx sundial]

is the patch up yet

[devout musk]

the azure and the omega

[ember steeple]

no patch up

[brave crater]

Cruise Chaser mount for 10 TEA totems

[languid breach]

Ooh it sounds garbage

[hollow folio]

EZ Let's go

[obsidian pagoda]

Clearing TEA with BLU.

[devout musk]

yeah tt card is garbage too

[hoary dirge]

[gaunt star]

What’re the chances they end maintenance early

[vivid notch]

I want a YGO crossover so I can have a Blue Eyes White Dragon mount

[knotty flicker]

😱

[ember steeple]

i don't think you can enter ultimates with blue yet

[devout musk]

please dont

[vivid notch]

or a Dark Magician Girl mount

[knotty flicker]

Red Eyes Black Dragon Mount pls. With Dark Magician minion

[devout musk]

i hope they dont let blu in ultimates

[dense egret]

Let me go into Eureka with BLU

[main helm]

Seeing as there is no Savage or housing this patch? Pretty likely tbh

[languid breach]

They said they'll not make ultimate available for blu, because then people could get it more easily

[gaunt star]

DMC crossover please for Dante and Nero’s coats

[night minnow]

if they let blu into ultimate they'd have to block them from getting totems

[ember steeple]

an ultimate made for blue in particular then

[devout musk]

lol no

[vital timber]

We do have the Landerwaffe @knotty flicker. It's literally a red eyes black dragon. 😛

[late trail]

only if they get a white plastic chair for Vergil

[brave crater]

no BLuCoB

[versed hill]

Masked Carnivale (Ultimate)

[knotty flicker]

I still don't have a dragon mount 😦

[devout musk]

thats more of a you problem

[vivid notch]

yes you do

[knotty flicker]

I'm trying xD

[vivid notch]

if you are past Heavensward you have a dragon mount

[languid breach]

Making ultimates for blu only sounds too much effort for something only like 0.01% of people care about

[knotty flicker]

Only totems so far. No luck with the others

[vital timber]

As far as glams go, let's see... We have Basch glam, Penelo, Larsa and I am not sure whom the black one is from

[ember steeple]

you say that but they've already made mounts and titles for that tiny amount of people just for blue mage

[gaunt star]

Imagine caring about blue mage in 2021

[vivid notch]

who are you, Octopimp?

[brave crater]

recolored Larsa

[eager hollow]

Basch recolor

[devout musk]

you're undermining how hard it is to make an ultimate

[languid breach]

Mounts and titles are infinitely less work than an entire fight with a bajillion models and assets and mechanics

[vital timber]

Talking about the one on the left, but I would guess it's a recolor of Larsa's glam

[devout musk]

they still owe us another ultimate