retired-patch-6-3-discussion

[woven escarp]

it's a fender my guy

[gaunt star]

but the way they tried to mix like 5 different song styles was kinda weird but w/e

[oak pike]

also who tf plays quiana now

[heavy beacon]

fender

[opaque vigil]

Fender

[grave jackal]

Fender Stratocaster from what I heard

[sage thicket]

Fender, if I understand the lingo right

[gaunt star]

imagine playing league anymore

[untold gull]

FENDER

[woven escarp]

$2000 is pretty reasonable for a collab item if you consider that it's a fender and a square-enix taxed item

[grave jackal]

Soken needs to play it right now

[vivid notch]

yep Fender Stratocaster

[gaunt star]

I havem't played thr guitar in forever

[maiden lodge]

It's a heck Strat

[paper dagger]

Yoshi's a true producer: "STOP! Yo Camera team... SHOW THE MERCH!"

[unkempt sentinel]

1250 CHF, well

[gaunt star]

i have no idea how much musical equipment sells for

[rapid dust]

YA BE

[wary perch]

Expensive af

[gaunt star]

A very pretty penny

Gonna have to find my amp lol

[untold gull]

expensive. that's how much they sell for. very expensive

[paper dagger]

A fender stratocaster is going to be expensive as shit

[boreal forge]

this fender guitar..... would cost more than my pc

[opaque vigil]

Fender between 1-2k I think

[untold gull]

especially for something like this

[wary perch]

I mean musical instruments are expensive af

[gaunt star]

.... 3000

[forest magnet]

Fender Stratocasters start at 1K USD

[maiden lodge]

This is a top end piece of kit

[rapid dust]

Special wood, huh?

[livid oracle]

Given ithe brand, expect a heavy price tag. about 3,000 to 4,000

[odd yoke]

All these words are just driving up the price

[sonic bone]

hmm

[opaque vigil]

Probably more than 2-3k tbh

[little bison]

the longer they talk the higher the price, you can feel it already 2.5k

[livid oracle]

this better come with a mount and emote

[unkempt sentinel]

"It's a special kind of wood. I'll not say what kind, but it's special. You can sell it at 6000 dollars"

[crimson root]

rosewood oh oh

[sonic bone]

SQYARE PLEASE WE ARE POOR

[untold gull]

jesus, they really didn't hold back. maybe 5k?

[real flint]

Now I’m thinking $3000

[paper dagger]

... Proof I'm not an adult. All the talk about finding the dark wood and I'm just chuckling under my breath.

[odd yoke]

"it's rare so we just farmed it, fuck nature"

[maiden lodge]

It comes with a fuckin Fender Stratocaster is what it comes with

[untold tide]

Rosewood is expensive, yes?

[severe brook]

and now Alex and Husky bankrupt themselves

[thin token]

That guitar is gorgeous...

[livid oracle]

crystals embedded.....

[warped hull]

7000!
I’m not sure what you guys are talking about but at least 7000!

[daring thicket]

must be from a timed node tree

[brisk quail]

Kaching kaching kaching

You can hear the price going higher

[opaque vigil]

Crystals?

[plucky palm]

guitar for bard

[real flint]

Uh $5,000

[gaunt star]

Except for the encyclopedia, I prefer in game items

[viral sandal]

*crystal aesthetic

[paper dagger]

Ohhh that's nice

[maiden lodge]

Soken better be playing this later

[daring thicket]

oh thats nice

[gaunt star]

....4500

[livid oracle]

10,000

[little bison]

did i say 2.5k? a kidney is not enough for this guitar

[sonic bone]

fuck

[turbid aspen]

fancy af

[unkempt sentinel]

i hope that when you play, diamond powder flows through the the guitar

[brisk quail]

Oooh my god

[woven escarp]

soken is rock fucking hard right now lmao

[untold tide]

pretty

[untold gull]

oh shit...that's amazing

[torpid yoke]

thats sicc

[unreal hound]

that is sick

[gaunt star]

4,500usd final guess

[oak pike]

ok that guitar is sick

[woven escarp]

this guitar is fuckin baller as hell, I absolutely want this

[untold gull]

YOU THINK IF WE SELL OUR LIMBS, WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH?

[severe brook]

you must become an indentured servant to Square to acquire this guitar

[boreal forge]

that's fucking gorgeous

[rapid dust]

Such Crystallization

[chrome patio]

If we all pitch in...

[daring thicket]

so that is the crystal that can summon Soken

[opaque vigil]

Maybe two kidneys if your lucky

[gaunt star]

Primal(s) summoning 😎

@chrome patio haha I won't be much help right now if we do lol

[unreal hound]

i want him to play something

[grave jackal]

Speculated price is rising like dogecoin rn

[livid oracle]

and its individually numbered.... oh shit

[gaunt star]

light

[crimson root]

oh oh no plate on the back

[oak pike]

smash the guitar soken

[daring thicket]

IT HAS A SCRATCH

[gaunt star]

i guess there's some light-ness to it

[chrome patio]

I'll stick with the collector box making me broke for the time being...

[livid oracle]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE FINGER PRINTS

[untold gull]

oh noes IT HAS A SCRATCH ON IT

[vivid notch]

welp gonna sell my car to buy this guitar

[grave jackal]

I don't play but god do I want it now even tho im poor

[gaunt star]

@chrome patio pretty much yeah

[edgy gale]

Clearly, they let Yoshi unbox it.

[unkempt sentinel]

I don't play any instrument but i want to buy the guitar, am I fine ?

[vivid notch]

oh fuck me it's NUMBERED?

[lone tendon]

That one is probably Soken's anyway lol

[forest magnet]

if u have money you should be

[livid oracle]

well this thing will be at leasy 7,000 at launch... probably triple when it sells out

[vivid notch]

so it's going to be like 10k usd

[untold gull]

oh my god, NUMBERED, IT'S DEFINITELY VERY EXPENSIVE NOW. MORE THAN 5K

[maiden lodge]

waaaaait a minute

[thin token]

Same here... Cost me almost $360 CAD...

[brisk quail]

OH FUCK IT'S 5 FIGURES

[opaque vigil]

It’s numberd? Put another 1k on top of the price

[rapid dust]

Ah they're numbered oh geez

[chrome patio]

Button?

[gaunt star]

ok ok ok 5.5k usd

[inner kite]

Looking forward to ffxiv themed original toaster and washing machine

[nocturne void]

It goes to 11

[swift ice]

Oh my god I want this. It’ll be 7k and I’m terrible at guitar but I WANT IT

[random ravine]

why is that so unlikely?

[daring thicket]

this is literally sokens job stone

[brisk quail]

It's 5 figures. I'm calling it

[untold gull]

QUICK, THROW MONEY AT HUSKY SO HE CAN GET IT

[rapid dust]

Wut

[gaunt star]

......... 6.5k

[livid oracle]

B U R S T

[forest magnet]

limit break on my guitar

[brisk quail]

THE WHAT

[nocturne void]

HAH

[unreal hound]

bard lb4

[unkempt sentinel]

I call 7K dollars

[paper dagger]

OHHH JESUS CHRIST

[gaunt star]

limit break holy shit

[turbid aspen]

thats fucking metal

[rapid dust]

OH GOD

[edgy gale]

me: Oh sh*t it's going to turn white

[odd yoke]

Lol

[livid oracle]

7-10 thousand

[daring thicket]

15k

[maiden lodge]

FENDER INVENTED A LIMIT BREAK FOR GUITAR

[woven escarp]

bruhhhHHHHHHH

[sage thicket]

BURSTO

[bold condor]

honestly I'd donate a little to raise money for Husky to have this

[brisk quail]

5 FIGURES. I'M CALLING IT

[oak pike]

LIMIT BREAK SWITCH THATS SO STUPID IT SOUNDS RAD

[odd yoke]

BARD FUCKING HIT THE LIMIT BREAK.....WRONG ONE

[unreal hound]

https://tenor.com/view/back-to-the-future-kyle-guitar-explode-gif-15422300

[open junco]

LIMIT BREAK SWITCH

[real flint]

Daaaaaaaamn

[gaunt star]

alex and husky looking at their wallets right now jesus fuck

[severe brook]

LB5

[paper dagger]

That is both AWESOME and LAME at the same time, jesus christ Soken you mad lad

[untold gull]

LIMIT BREAK

[late trail]

Limit Break switch, then you bash someone over the head with it

[sage thicket]

"During the Live Show later" !!!!!

[gaunt star]

i wanna see their videos with the weapon so fucking bad

[brisk quail]

Money gone

[frank knot]

This is absolutely getting demoed at the primals concert tonight

[unkempt sentinel]

When you turn the switch, Alphinaud swims

[silk cape]

and here I thought the tone dial was gonna turn up to 14

[late trail]

That's it, that's your Limit Break

[bold condor]

New Bard Limit Break confirmed.

[maiden lodge]

THIS is the Husky relic

[pastel coyote]

We already have a new tactic ogre: Triangle strategy

[gaunt star]

LMAO

[sage thicket]

YAAAS

[turbid mortar]

People in the twitch chat are calling it the LB3 button

[livid oracle]

BWAH

[real flint]

Limit break guitar

[tidal mauve]

butt metal button

[maiden lodge]

IT GOES BWAH

[bold condor]

BWAH

[gaunt star]

dude i kinda want alex and husky to get one (i doubt it) or to like. get it discounted or omething

[open junco]

BWAH

[thin token]

Imagine if Soken signed the one from the live show latter tonight and being able to buy it.

[nocturne void]

BWAH

[woven escarp]

BWAHHHHHH

[brisk quail]

BWAH

[maiden lodge]

SHOW IS THE BWAH SOKEN

[gaunt star]

500k

wait he's using it in the concert?

[paper dagger]

He is

[rapid dust]

Yeah

[real flint]

BWAAAA

[livid oracle]

HE WILL BWAHH AT US ALL

[opaque vigil]

He is!

[daring thicket]

we bout to get musically LB4'd

[gaunt star]

URGH i need to sleep goddamit

[maiden lodge]

YES WE ARE GOING TO GET BWAHHD

[odd yoke]

Bwaha at me soken

[livid oracle]

[lone tendon]

Not sure what I love more.. Soken's BWAHH or LA-HEE

[sage thicket]

Imagine if he didn't sell it but gave it to some fan as a gift

[unkempt sentinel]

NO YOU CANT JUST SELL A FFXIV GUITAR AT 5K
HAHAHA GUITAR GOES BWAAAAAH

[fathom topaz]

[woven escarp]

give me the price

[sage thicket]

it begins their anime journey

[brisk quail]

13k

[thin token]

That fan couldn't run to ebay fast enough... sadly..

[real flint]

$$$$$$$$$$$

[gaunt star]

wow so cool 😄 now give us the price - NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[opaque vigil]

We probably won’t even get to know the price

[maiden lodge]

'I am going to nerd out about my Strat at a later time'

[daring thicket]

i came here to hear about 5.55 now im watching a guitar centre shopping channel lol

[sonic bone]

SICK

[livid oracle]

I WANT THAT YSHTOLA ART OMG

[grave jackal]

Price now

[forest magnet]

y'shtola lead guitarist pog

[unreal hound]

omg that art

[turbid aspen]

shtola is fuckin shredding

[gaunt star]

stupid bluebird

[teal geyser]

show

[silk cape]

WHAT

[oak pike]

if you have to ask for the price you cant afford it 😎

[sage thicket]

I mean, tru lol.

[grave jackal]

Ofc it's yshtola who shreds

[daring thicket]

Y'struma

[drowsy belfry]

Y'STHOLA PLAYS GUITAR CONFIRMED

[torpid yoke]

she bout to SHREAD

[maiden lodge]

'What does it cost?' "YES." 'But the number?" "BWAAHHHHH"

[polar crater]

just break my heart with the price already

[opaque vigil]

Next year Gucci collab

[forest magnet]

Ayanami ❤️

[gaunt star]

cant even see the strings

[plucky palm]

bard y'shtola

[young perch]

What time is the primals concert?

[pastel coyote]

New job

[paper dagger]

Bets the price is .... 14 k?

[turbid aspen]

time to dress up shtola as a bard now ingame

[maiden lodge]

Thancred, actual bard, can't Bwaaaahhh

[unkempt sentinel]

treiopoptre

[gaunt star]

Hmm so far we haven’t seen the new bard instrument either

3.5k usd

[grave raft]

damn

[heavy beacon]

4k

[open junco]

That looks about right

[grave jackal]

4k

[forest magnet]

3500 usd not...bad.

[paper dagger]

$3,500 US Dollary Doos

[sage thicket]

Like 5am est

[unkempt sentinel]

3 621,20

[polar crater]

I don't think most people look at the strings while playing

[odd yoke]

News just in, blind cat can shred

[crimson root]

👀

[maiden lodge]

That's as expected

[silk cape]

$3500USD is... not bad

[rapid dust]

3.5k wow, way cheaper than I thought

[turbid mortar]

I thought it would be more expensive

[livid oracle]

3500 USD.... 6500 AUD hahahaha Australia

[velvet fox]

That's not a bad price at all

[daring thicket]

not as bad as i expected

[woven escarp]

$3500 is pretty good

[untold gull]

LMAO, I WAS CLOSE. 6.5K AUD

[boreal forge]

lol that's a normal price for that kind of guitar

[crystal sentinel]

not bad

[raw kiln]

jp only?

[untold tide]

6.5k AUD?.........bleh

[upper rune]

does it come with an emote?

[oak pike]

get fucked AUS

[turbid aspen]

we aussies get duped once again

[brisk quail]

3.5k usd

[hollow plank]

3,500 bucks

[woven escarp]

I might get one

[viral sandal]

BOTS gonna take up inventory again

[thin token]

2:30 AM PDT I think?

[lone tendon]

Tempted to buy it

[livid oracle]

THIS BETTER COME WITH AN EMOTE

[gaunt star]

late 2021 in america and 2022 shipping oof

[polar crater]

I'll buy just for the emote

[velvet fox]

It's not japan only. The bottom clearly states that Fender will take pre-orders for elsewhere

[nocturne void]

That's not bad

[maiden lodge]

It comes with a heckin Fender Strat, mate. It goes BWAH

[raw kiln]

a 3.5k rock on emote

[gaunt star]

alex and husky planning a trip to japan rn

[crimson root]

shut up and take ma money

[hasty totem]

Choose. 1 guitar vs 8 or 9 PS5s

[polar crater]

It's a fender, wasn't evah gonna be cheap.

[vivid notch]

okay 3.5k is not awful but still holy shit

[paper dagger]

The guitar only costs $750. The remaining $2,750 is the cost of BWAH

[woven escarp]

guitar, ez 👏

[daring thicket]

I have to remind myself that buying an expensive guitar will not make me any better at playing guitar

[paper dagger]

@hasty totem 1 Guitar, you'll actually get it before mid 2022

[boreal forge]

with the guitar you can play the soundtracks of all the ps5 games

[untold tide]

well. I am not getting this anyway. I dont play guitar.

[gaunt star]

guitar and i cant even play it

[sage thicket]

I wish I was more of rocker to have leverage on a reason to buy it xD

[livid oracle]

twice the price in Kangarooland

[oak pike]

i remember i use to try to teach myself guitar

[late aurora]

But you’ll look so cool not-playing it

[heady shadow]

i have like 4k$ laying around but that would kill me so... gonna pass

[maiden lodge]

one guitar, there aren't 8-9 ps5s for sale ever.

[polar crater]

I'm sure my violin knowledge will transition well enough, im not grasping at straws!....

[gaunt star]

ELECTRIC GUITAR?!?

[sage thicket]

Ps5 is a myth, I see through your tricks

[untold tide]

Australia have higher minimum wage = everything more expensive.

[livid oracle]

[upper rune]

I refuse to believe you

[gaunt star]

LIMSA BOUTTA BE POPPING LETS GOOOO

https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1393769166952275972?s=20

FINAL FANTASY XIV (@FF_XIV_EN)

Announcing the Fender x #FFXIV
Collaboration Stratocaster guitar!

Additionally, an electric guitar will be added to the in-game Performance mode in Patch 5.55! 🎸🎶

Stay tuned to the Lodestone for more details.

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 3:23 AM

[turbid aspen]

stupid instrumentless jobs im fuckng schredding

[late aurora]

Alright, time to level archer

[maiden lodge]

hand maaaade

[gaunt star]

https://twitter.com/rocketpineapple/status/1393769478039633920?s=20

Camilla von Karma (@rocketpineapple)

@FF_XIV_EN how is this the only thing that will ship to australia

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 3:25 AM

[livid oracle]

limsa about to go full Metallica

[thin token]

Better be for the price.

[rapid dust]

A few dozen each month oof

[velvet fox]

I'd love this as a Violin instead of a guitar, would be fucking pretty

[paper dagger]

HAHAHAH

[brisk quail]

I'd die

[untold gull]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[gaunt star]

uh oh screen flickering again

[livid oracle]

OH MY GOD THAT AU RA

[polar crater]

It's nice to see another violin lover.

[daring thicket]

just play it like a violin

[maiden lodge]

Yeah, this is top shelf kit, yep

[thin token]

Well another website crash is about to happen for the music buffs

[gaunt star]

oh shit the model in game 😩

@polar crater my piano skills wont transition at all

[grave raft]

bard masterrace

[boreal forge]

http://puu.sh/HH0tj/20ffcde980.jpg

[pine epoch]

Guitar I'm ffxiv

[raw kiln]

THE NEW INSTRUMENT IS AN ELECTRIC GUITAR

[gaunt star]

new house furnishing too...

[grave jackal]

At least we can get it ingame

[plucky palm]

MAN

[torpid yoke]

hi ffxiv im Rymi

[grave jackal]

Time for Linda to rock

[velvet fox]

I'd drop the money for a violin that looked like this. I've always wanted an Electric one to toy around with.

[maiden lodge]

Whatis this timeline

[unkempt sentinel]

well ...

[unreal hound]

yooooooooo

[plucky palm]

THANK YOU YOSHI P

[nocturne void]

BWAH

[late trail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SmilingClumsyLaptopItsBoshyTime-7wl4EOSN8gd4BTfa full Metallica you say?

[untold tide]

Well. That ingame guitar only available if we buy the real thing?

[gaunt star]

Ah there’s the bard instrument lololol

[winter junco]

with buy the guitar we get the guitar in game , or is different?

[gaunt star]

Is it just for bard?

[unkempt sentinel]

so the guitar is lore frendly .... ? 😦

[gaunt star]

gonna play stormblood theme on the electric guitar and pretend its endwalker

[polar crater]

Piano's actually pretty good cuz of the range of notes. The theoretical stuff will transition well, the practical stuff.... uhhh.... good luck.

[crimson root]

time to do floyd and led zep concerts

[turbid aspen]

who cares about lore it looks cool

[thin token]

You don't need to buy the special edition fender for the ingame guitar

[plucky palm]

I'M GONNA LVL UP MY BARD NOW

[paper dagger]

@unkempt sentinel Allagan Tech

[daring thicket]

thats the new bard job stone now

[gaunt star]

@polar crater Yeah I don't want to damage the expensive guitar lol

[unreal hound]

nevermind

[sonic bone]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[maiden lodge]

Hang on, the in game guitar can switch modes mid perform?!

[livid oracle]

BWAH

[upper rune]

ok thank god we don't have to spend 3.5k to get a guitar emote

[sage thicket]

never have I been happier to get archer to 30

[obsidian pagoda]

Someone found a allagan music tech and made guitars out of it

[gaunt star]

Ok so we dont need to buy the guitar to get the ingame guitar?

[drowsy belfry]

Fuck yes, now all we need is a Bass guitar. Then my Ska Band - Eorzean Ska Society will finally exist

[opaque vigil]

Nope

[paper dagger]

Correct Kino

[woven escarp]

bruh, I want that god damned guitar

[turbid aspen]

the only thing i know for real played in ffxiv

[torpid yoke]

they really proud of the design

[gaunt star]

I will take that

[unkempt sentinel]

WHAT IS THAT TREE ?!

[odd yoke]

Ooh that booth

[polar crater]

I now want to be a hard rock BLU that kicks primal ass with an electric guitar!

[gaunt star]

WHATS THAT INDOOR TREE?!

[rapid dust]

oooh stairs

[maiden lodge]

Rightfully so

[oak pike]

we can shred in xiv now ??????

[gaunt star]

NEED FOR MY FOREST BASEMENT!!

[unkempt sentinel]

DAMN THE TREE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL

[daring thicket]

oh phew i can have a vitural unused guitar that never comes off my wall instead

[flint iron]

I'm gonne play high way to hell everytime pt wipe now as brd

[gaunt star]

Is this for bard only or anyone can use it?

[polar crater]

I love subdude designs over loud ones, so im super happy the crystals are limited looks amazing.

[untold tide]

bard only

[thin token]

Probably bard only.

[unkempt sentinel]

more goodies

[paper dagger]

I do have to say, as someone who started gaming in the late 80's as a kid and watching the evolution of the industry, the whole concept of an actual Final Fantasy/Fender crossover merch item is... a thing. Like that sort of thing couldn't even be dreamed of in those days.

[torpid yoke]

fck ye

[untold gull]

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE STORE IS ABOUT TO CRASH SOON

[drowsy ivy]

Cant wait to play Bard Hero ingame

[maiden lodge]

RUNAR

[polar crater]

Check out the XV merch, yikes.

[gaunt star]

Oooh

SPEEDRUN

[forest magnet]

rip Runar reward for Rising

[untold gull]

YES, THAT WAS STANDING ON ISHIKAWA'S TABLE

[gaunt star]

No figures my weakness

[maiden lodge]

Bois

[untold tide]

SE.....SE.....please no.

[thin token]

It already crashed last night.... I got like 4 hrs of sleep last night to get my CE.....

[drowsy ivy]

Graha is such a manlet lol

[rapid dust]

oooooh that pendant

[untold gull]

YO I NEED THAT PENDANT

[untold tide]

Have mercy on my wallet.

[teal geyser]

show pendant

[gaunt star]

That’s so pretty 😍

[paper dagger]

SE! STAHP! MY WALLET! THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

[untold gull]

I'M CRYING, SELL IT TO US IN AUS, PLEASE

[raw kiln]

300 dollars

[crystal sentinel]

bruh why its so expensive

[raw kiln]

for the necklace

[gaunt star]

Silver

[rancid turtle]

uh was the fender the special announcement

[late trail]

I can finally go to Limsa and be all "anyway, here's Wonderwall"

[gaunt star]

Ugh the pendent or the figures

[opaque vigil]

[woven escarp]

the fender and the watch

[raw kiln]

god if I didnt wear jobstones it'd be soo tempting

[prisma vine]

what is the runar from then?

[maiden lodge]

Damn right it was

[gaunt star]

Will be actual silver not plated

[thin token]

Seems like it was the major one.

[vivid notch]

I wonder if the guitar instrument in game will be well done or if it'll be a shitty piano sample pitching up or down like the other instruments

[gaunt star]

Art book

[turbid aspen]

what is the pendant based off of

[gaunt star]

Oh the watch too

[drowsy ivy]

the pendants are fucking pricey

[livid oracle]

Will the Runar minion interract with Brave new OwOshtola?

[vivid notch]

I hope it's like Warframe's Shawzin

[untold tide]

Exach staff.

[maiden lodge]

Crystal Exarch stick

[lone tendon]

I just want that Big Poppa Fat Chocobo hoodie

[rapid dust]

Exarch's staff

[turbid aspen]

oh neat

[drowsy ivy]

grahas crystal staff

[prisma vine]

is the lyna from merch too then?

[polar crater]

Does anyone want to be my sugar daddy? I want the merch.

[turbid aspen]

I AM BEING DOGPILED

[thin token]

https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/636797/final-fantasy-xiv-silver-pendant-crystal-exarch-s-cane-size-m

[woven escarp]

the watch looks pretty 🔥 too, I might get both because I'm dumb as shit and can't budget for anything

[raw kiln]

I might get g'raha tho

[livid oracle]

christ they really want our money lol

[gaunt star]

Holy moly the price

[daring thicket]

i want exarch's large cane tho...

[tough fern]

Simp meter has reached new heights

[somber storm]

Fenders

[nocturne void]

BWAH

[polar crater]

Imagine if it was gold...

[sonic bone]

HMMM

[livid oracle]

B W A H

[maiden lodge]

BWAH

[gaunt star]

The medium one's detail is so good

[raw knoll]

anyone get a pic of that spiral staircase?

[severe brook]

SCREEE

[torpid yoke]

SCREEEEEEE

[maiden lodge]

SCREEE

[gaunt star]

Thats the one

[livid oracle]

[gaunt star]

LF sugar daddy to buy me pretty necklace 😂😂😂 (clearly joking)

[untold tide]

ALL HAIL TO SCREEEE

[pastel coyote]

SCREEEEEEEEEE

[turbid aspen]

i do be needing a plushie tho

[vivid notch]

[severe brook]

[thin token]

You sure about that?

[livid oracle]

A book with no content LOL

[gaunt star]

preordered the scholar one 😄

[paper dagger]

Those look NICE

[teal geyser]

It's a bad box

[unkempt sentinel]

THEY ARE SO PRETTY

[pastel coyote]

Wait, sage and reaper stone were there ?

[nocturne void]

no content, like this game

[somber storm]

Candy

[gaunt star]

AAAAAA they look good
BUT WHY THE FUCK IS ONLY SCH/SMN AVAILABLE IN UK

[untold tide]

Pretty fridge magnet

[crystal sentinel]

yo the soulstones actually look nice

[teal geyser]

not baby safe

[polar crater]

wheres sage!?!?!?!

[woven escarp]

the soulstones are 🔥 too

[severe brook]

now if only we could get a bunch of Ascian versions of this to send to lore folks when they ask which crystal was which

[maiden lodge]

no rpr/sag, we all looked

[rapid dust]

ah fuck, I want those

[gaunt star]

Yep, I have dignity XD

[woven escarp]

no new jobs though

[sonic bone]

bumbag

[grave jackal]

New body bag kek

[thin token]

They do but $5.50 a piece seems a little pricey?

[odd yoke]

Big brain stat: magnet strars

[daring thicket]

i thought that was a thong lol

[teal geyser]

AH YEAH BODY BAGS TO KEEP YOUR BODIES

[gaunt star]

Wow

[drowsy ivy]

such random items lol

[open junco]

BODY BAG /sweats

[raw kiln]

theres actually charm makers who sell the acian crystals

[paper dagger]

... That case is KILLER

[viscid monolith]

Yes I do need more body bags

[opaque vigil]

Ffxiv glasses next?

[vivid notch]

the ascian crystals still look like candy to me

[paper dagger]

I hate carrying my empty cases

[viscid monolith]

To wear on my body

[drowsy ivy]

they need to make xiv clout goggles

[maiden lodge]

I would actually use that glasses case

[lone tendon]

yeah..I'd end up crushing my glasses lol

[polar crater]

people take their glasses off?

[sage thicket]

Yo, that glasses case is snazzy

[unkempt sentinel]

they have a case for everything

[crystal sentinel]

meanwhile job pin is $15 and I bought 3

[gaunt star]

Wish I had a need for glasses case, but I’m blind as fuck, so I always have em on XD

[thin token]

Contacts > glasses during pandemic... No fog!

[sonic bone]

i like the glasses

[maiden lodge]

Was that canadian coin I saw there

[paper dagger]

... Welp

[nocturne void]

110

[sage thicket]

YO

[turbid aspen]

drop it yoshi

[raw kiln]

AYY

[torpid yoke]

fancy

[drowsy ivy]

those wine glasses are lmao

[pale star]

It’s Japan, they have all sorts of products for everything xD

[untold tide]

wait for YoshiP to drop it.

[rapid dust]

... I wanna swish around some wine in an Ascian wine glass...

[crystal sentinel]

is it glass or plastic

[daring thicket]

uh oh, ascians have invaded the goblet

[odd yoke]

Ah yes I'll be drinking the blood of Lahabread today

[viscid monolith]

drops glasses

[unreal hound]

babe were having company bring out the fancy glasses

[deft burrow]

yes

[thin token]

They look like the plastic ones you use for a patio party

[teal geyser]

I want that art

[maiden lodge]

'Only three wine glasses?'
'The other ten got shattered'

[bold condor]

OOOOO

[deft burrow]

THE EMET PICTURE

[unkempt sentinel]

the emet selch one is so cute

[sonic bone]

POG

[turbid aspen]

oooh the yugiri art

[rapid dust]

That Emet Vinyl...

[untold tide]

I like the emet and amaurot one.

[pale star]

I want that Vinyl box set damn

[teal geyser]

Emet with that fat ass

[sage thicket]

My bank is crying

[torpid yoke]

can i just get a pposter QuQ

[livid oracle]

who the fuck has a recordplayer in 2021

[turbid aspen]

[forest magnet]

!faq juicy

[lusty shadow]

Juicy

[prisma vine]

tons of ppl its pretty popular again

[sage thicket]

cultured people

[unkempt sentinel]

me in 3 days

[paper dagger]

Keiren - A lot of people, I do. Vinyl's made a huge comeback

[real flint]

I want those wine glasses but dang only 3?? And over $100

[opaque vigil]

I really need that shadowbringer one so I can cry everytime I look at it

[viscid monolith]

Hipsters

[livid oracle]

[soft maple]

!faq juicy

[lusty shadow]

Juicy

[cinder spindle]

vinyl set

[maiden lodge]

The other ten got sundered

[bold condor]

XD

[real flint]

Lol

[woven escarp]

best girl minfilia featured prominently 😌

[thin token]

Vinyl has made a major comeback in the last few years. Tons of newer stuff has LP releases.

[crystal sentinel]

wait why does it say 10000yen

[livid oracle]

G L O W S T I C K

[polar crater]

Who can even play vinyl?

[gaunt star]

fuck the other merch i want a glowstick

[paper dagger]

.... "Glow Stick", is THAT what that is...

[gaunt star]

Why japan only?!?!

[unreal hound]

[daring thicket]

i thought that was a fucking vape pen lol

[bold condor]

that's a vibe

[unkempt sentinel]

EVEN THE TEAM IS NOT CONVICED LMAOOOOOOOO

[gaunt star]

I want a glow stick ;-;

[grave jackal]

We broke most of them already

[somber storm]

"Glowstick"

[brisk quail]

glow stick

[untold tide]

Yeah....Glow stick....sure.

[severe brook]

a vib-ribbon, yes Rom, very good

[fringe star]

Did I miss the liveletter ?

[gaunt star]

Looks more like lipgloss XD

[brisk quail]

It's defintely a stick.

[drowsy ivy]

thought that was a fucking pregnancy test

[gaunt star]

that looks like a shitty.... "glowstick" if that was the case

[nocturne void]

Yoship has been vaping

[gaunt star]

The fuck

[untold gull]

GLOW STICK i most definitely did not think it was something else

[unreal hound]

FFXIV X Bad Dragon

[gaunt star]

NOOOOOOO

[unkempt sentinel]

"now there's the case for the glowstick"

[thin token]

Oh god...

[untold gull]

lmao

[teal geyser]

Yen AND Y'shtola approved

[nocturne void]

midgarsormr no

[untold tide]

Bright up in your dark bottom.... 🙂

[maiden lodge]

'The Nidhogger'

[prisma vine]

i need someone to make like plastic ones with all the sundered as like solo cups and then the big glasses as the three

[lone tendon]

So now everyone can be Shiva?

[viscid monolith]

Just missed QVC

[sage thicket]

Now you can cosplay as Shiva

[gaunt star]

wait why did they rush so much when there's still 20m to glamoured

[teal geyser]

The Runar

[gaunt star]

“The edge is calling tonight...”

[fringe star]

What's QVC ?

[brisk quail]

Featuring the Beast Tribes of the Source collection

[daring thicket]

set up the stage probably

[prisma vine]

setup and shit

[gaunt star]

oh cause PLL was supposed to end at :30 nvm

[solid mountain]

ngl, I thought that was something else until they said that was a glowstick

[livid oracle]

RIP no surprise release of Viera male or a job in 5.55

[opaque vigil]

Smoke break

[woven escarp]

they need to set up the stage for the next panel

[thin token]

Shit happens?

[mossy phoenix]

Anyone have a photo of those vinyls?

[drowsy ivy]

Cats have barbed penises

[maiden lodge]

'It puts the grrrrr in Hraesvelgr'

[teal geyser]

Y'shtola likes it

[raw kiln]

[livid oracle]

[opaque vigil]

It was supposed to end 10 minutes ago

[prisma vine]

what is the glowstick anyone got a pic?

[drowsy ivy]

spiked for her pleasure

[gaunt star]

I know it aint happening but I really want a job action trailer.

this isnt horny-spoilers

[untold gull]

GOOD BYE, WHAT

[unreal hound]

[steep coral]

Wait what

[deft burrow]

UHHH

[daring thicket]

uh no i aint saying goodbye to anyone noo

[nocturne void]

Horny spoilers go

[open junco]

NO

[gaunt star]

"final time"

[forest magnet]

"Say goodbye to some of the characters you've met along the way"
This seems pretty suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

[rapid dust]

I don't see the job stones on the site

[unreal hound]

[lone tendon]

Someone's gonna dieeeeee

[untold gull]

GOODBYE TO WHO

[sonic bone]

what no

[steep coral]

Is yshtola gonna die? Tf?

[maiden lodge]

'say good bye to your favorite characters' ISHIKAWA NO

[gaunt star]

Wait what?!?!

[viscid monolith]

QVC is a tv channel that sells you a bunch of shit live. The devs spent the last hour selling us merch. But yes you did miss the live letter you can look in #translations-and-liveletters

[unkempt sentinel]

finally tataru will die ?!

[crystal sentinel]

[swift ice]

Goodbye to WHOM.

[brisk quail]

EXCUSE ME?! WHO'S GOING AWAY

[sage thicket]

Experience the same ribbing as Shiva and Estinien as we announce the First Brood expansion

[pale star]

[gaunt star]

yshtola has plot armor that btch safe from the apocalypse itself bro

[forest magnet]

She dies every expac what are you talking about

[wary ravine]

Is that why krile isn't in the art as a scion?

[teal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-flame-gif-5042503

[untold gull]

[thin token]

It is FF.... Tragedy is a given....

[untold tide]

Only for EU, US and Japan.

[heady shadow]

PEOPLE GONNA DIE????

[gaunt star]

That wasn't ominous at all

[steep coral]

Yeah but she said for good

[bold condor]

https://twitter.com/AnonyMooseXIV/status/1393772853145874435

Moosifer Loreingstar (@AnonyMooseXIV)

I love how they're all sitting far apart and the camera is focused on the other side of the room but you can still hear Ishikawa-san having giggle-fits off to the side.

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 3:38 AM

[crystal sentinel]

wol dies, we get to create new char and start from lv1 again

[turbid aspen]

pls dont let krile die

[pale star]

[heavy beacon]

MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD IS GETTING WIPED WHEN WE WALK THE END

[swift ice]

Y’shotla is going fr this time

[maiden lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-killthemall-captainhook-hook-peter-gif-4688702

[woven escarp]

look man, if QVC was selling me a baller custom fender strat I'd be watching that shit all the time

[hallow lodge]

that glowstick looks like a different kind of stick

[open junco]

only when they are killed

[gaunt star]

so. Anyone else want to tell me that nothing is going to happen to the twins?

[lone tendon]

Lets go G.R.R.Martin up in this bish lol

[heavy beacon]

NEW STORY NEW SETTING

[midnight fossil]

Noooo I don't wanna say goodbye to the scions

[gaunt star]

Ah new story setting

[unreal hound]

she cant just drop that

[gaunt star]

https://twitter.com/redbeersake/status/1393769114741604359?s=20

HOW ARE PEOPLE SO FAST

Mints♭♭@ Shop open!!! (@redbeersake)

NEW WATCHES!!!!!

#FF14 #FFXIV #FFXIVART #FFXIVFanFest

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 3:23 AM

[gloomy tide]

The figures are pretty awful. Those are $30 prize figures.

[viscid monolith]

They'll be fine

[daring thicket]

i presume the twins will finally merge to become one complete being

[tropic frigate]

what if they are just adding more trusts to let some die

[sage thicket]

their watch choice should be inverted

[gaunt star]

Did I understand right.... was the guitar they are putting in the game better than the other instruments?

[woven escarp]

yeah, they're too small for $85

[livid oracle]

hahahaha the guitar doesn't come with an emote get dunked

[heady shadow]

This is making ym decision to leave ffxiv after 6.0 all the better choice heh

[steep coral]

The only people I can think of going away for good is highly yshtola or maybe graha tia and thancred

[raw kiln]

[gaunt star]

If thet all get a happy ending Im fine with saying goodbye and starting anew to be honest

[heavy beacon]

maybe we'll get the complete rejoined source or somethin?

[tropic frigate]

krile i suspect

[drowsy ivy]

unironically theres nothing in that channel

[raw kiln]

pee break

[livid oracle]

ALIENWAAAAAAARE YISSSSSS

[gloomy tide]

Big nay on them Ed?

[steep coral]

Krile could be one, i almost forgot

[gaunt star]

tbf the interview does kindaaaaaaa suggest that ppl arent gonna reappear or something i guess

[slate ridge]

someone's going to die? people are saying gaius or krile may be the one to die

[runic torrent]

Add thyme

[pastel coyote]

So i can sleep now ?

[thin token]

Ewww no.... Alienware needs to go die somewhere.

[rapid dust]

I'm in US

[nocturne void]

krile will live forever

[gaunt star]

if krile bites the dust im gonna lose it

[tropic frigate]

and isnt krile going to sharlayan? feels like shes being ignored

[livid oracle]

Elinware uwu

[bold condor]

https://twitter.com/cyaniablu/status/1393759682657914880

nier remakemaster!!! (@cyaniablu)

Ishikawa talking about staying up for 36+ hours to write
YoshiP

Retweets

259

Likes

587

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 2:46 AM

[sonic bone]

when do u think we'll get the 6.0 benchmark?

[opaque vigil]

Maybe that’s why krile is want talked bout yesterday

[maiden lodge]

'dude you bought a dell' for people with denial

[livid oracle]

[gaunt star]

Plot twist, the guy we say goodbye to was the guy in Limsa who fought Tidus.

[teal geyser]

She's going to get booked by the Bibliothecs clearly

[woven escarp]

they're 1/10 scale for $85, which is about what you'd pay for iron studios stuff

[thin token]

Probably a couple weeks ahead of release.

[gloomy tide]

Most likely a month before release.

[woven escarp]

I don't like g'raha or ardbert enough to part with $85 for them though

[gaunt star]

slams hand on desk we already lost a lalafell not again.... get a miqote or an aura they havent had died yet

[sonic bone]

oh sweet

[unkempt sentinel]

well who wants to buy me the light watch ?

[slate ridge]

people are saying maybe krile dies in pt 2

[untold tide]

oh. Weird.

[viscid monolith]

Right I forgot they didn't post because the Live Letter was translated live. @fringe star

[grave elm]

so is the next panel cosplay?

[drowsy ivy]

https://twitter.com/Nova_Crystallis/status/1393773551493210119?s=20

Nova Crystallis (@Nova_Crystallis)

In closing, Ishikawa says Endwalker is the finale; it's a curtain call where you get to say goodbye to some characters. She hopes you can greet them again, this final time, with all the love in your heart.

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 3:41 AM

[thin token]

I want the dark watch to go with my other Citizens....

[livid oracle]

this is still the best thing to come out today https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742643125981413447/843327509977759784/chrome_2021-05-16_11-22-30.png

[forest magnet]

What font does XIV use.

[drowsy ivy]

[gaunt star]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh krile dying in 5.55 seems so.... weird though
unless a bunch of cutscenes happens

[somber storm]

Time to say goodbye to Trachtoum

[opaque vigil]

Maybe everybody’s going to die

[woven escarp]

yeah, I want that citizen watch 😌

[pulsar yacht]

[sound of me vidya gaming with ryzen 5600x. IF THE FUCKING THING WAS IN STOCK]

[steep coral]

Its fkn Graha isn't it

[opaque vigil]

That’s the big surprise

[plucky palm]

y'shtola is gonna become a bard confirmed

[maiden lodge]

proprietary.

[unkempt sentinel]

I just want the light one to improve my fancy queen power

[drowsy belfry]

I just use something called Jupiter Pro

[gaunt star]

aint no way graha tia dying

[torpid yoke]

why people thinking someones gonna die in pt 2 again

[forest magnet]

So, not propietary?

[severe brook]

Let the Ascians say fuck

[wary ravine]

Because saying goodbye

[oak pike]

i dont want anyone to die

[gaunt star]

saying goodbye =/= dying

[velvet fox]

The way it was phrased felt more like we'll say goodbye in the conclusion of the storyline, IE 6.0

[woven escarp]

custom fender stratocaster though

[slate ridge]

i think also in 2.5 minifilia is gone (though we dont found out until 3.2), papalymo is gone in 3.5

[thin token]

People always die at some point in a FF game.

[woven escarp]

huge

[maiden lodge]

They do use a modified Jupiter, yeah, but still proprietary ultimately

[oak pike]

FFIV with all the fake out deaths

[opaque vigil]

„Saying goodbye to some characters“ /= all characters

Somebody’s gonna die. We haven’t cried enough yet

[gaunt star]

cant believe alphinaud is gonna pull a tellah and Meteor

[forest magnet]

https://www.amazon.com/AMD-Ryzen-5600X-12-Thread-Processor/dp/B08166SLDF?ref_=ast_sto_dp
You can order it at msrp on amazon if you're in US

[steep coral]

Thats yshtola, twins gonna turn to stone

[plucky palm]

9?

[untold gull]

what if y'shtola gonna die this time

[gaunt star]

adios!

Gonna make some hot cocoa what time does the next event start?

[untold gull]

she gonna pull a tellah on us

[topaz zodiac]

Vivi

[opaque vigil]

15 min

[gaunt star]

Ty!

:00 is gonna be glamoured showcase

[torpid yoke]

https://twitter.com/AnonyMooseXIV/status/1393774249526054912?s=20

Moosifer Loreingstar (@AnonyMooseXIV)

Ishikawa-san: Endwalker is not only the finale, but a curtain call where you get to say goodbye to some characters. I hope you can greet them again, this final time, with all the love in your heart.

<thunderclap> <invasive flashback>

Twitter · May 16, 2021, 3:44 AM

[tropic frigate]

i wonder so estinien cant be used in old dungeons?

[thin token]

Didn't Vivi die?

[real flint]

Y’shtola going to go live on the first with her kitty man

[whole swallow]

is endwalker the final expansion?

[untold gull]

maybe scions are disbanding?

[whole swallow]

what are they doing after?

[gaunt star]

@whole swallow no

[late trail]

More XIV

[tropic frigate]

oh wait they do let you dont they with old dungeons

[turbid aspen]

new story arc

[midnight fossil]

So did they cover the allied beast tribe quest? Or are we not having one this time?

[vital brook]

Another chapter for WoL

[gaunt star]

i dont wanna say goodbye to the scions

[tropic frigate]

for trusts

[slate ridge]

maybe the wol will meet new people in 6.1

[unkempt sentinel]

after endwalker, you'll have to constantly play in eureka

[whole swallow]

oh man

[gloomy tide]

All the DPS magnets except monk sold out.

[pulsar yacht]

allied tribe was budget cut out so nope

[plucky palm]

poor monk

[opaque vigil]

I don’t think we will lose every character for the new story tho

[radiant bramble]

Currently waiting for the live Q&A orientation meeting to start

[gaunt star]

what other surprisingly ripped healer elezen am i gonna simp for

[gloomy tide]

All that's left are pally, warrior, monk and ninja l0l

[steep coral]

What if, were the ones to die?

[wary ravine]

I thought we just straight up weren't getting one, not that it was delayed or anything

[radiant bramble]

Anyone playing Fanfest bingo with me is gonna get mashed

[tropic frigate]

its probably gonna be a ton of side characters we say goodbye to who arent trusts

[gaunt star]

my wol: adios! ⚰️

[severe brook]

lmao MrHappy has been broken utterly by Nier

[thin token]

Already there... Didn't play the LL bingo.

[gaunt star]

why would we give a shit about saying goodbye to side characters (no offense)

[radiant bramble]

Ahahahaha

[cedar apex]

Does anyone have a shot of that spiral staircase furinture?

[steep coral]

Lol

[maiden lodge]

Say goodbye to the Scions... and.... ressurect Moenbryda with the introduction of the Thigh-ons!

[bold condor]

Imagine if the Final Days and the reconciliation with Sharlayan means the Scions' mission is more or less ended and the Archons split off to different avenues.

[plucky palm]

is monk gonna die?

[thin token]

The job ? No

[unkempt sentinel]

What's happening with the commercials

[maiden lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-leonardo-nimoy-barney-my-job-gif-12542921

[teal geyser]

pfft imagine thinking the world isn't always under threat

[bold condor]

real life hancock isn't real, he can't hurt you

[opaque vigil]

What’s happening

[untold tide]

The ad....lmao

[rapid dust]

Wow those job magnets sold out fast

[nocturne void]

Tataru

[oak pike]

i liked hancock

[turbid aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-furious-vin-diesel-paul-walker-last-scene-different-roads-taken-gif-17278792

[gaunt star]

@rapid dust their sold out?!?!

[pulsar yacht]

the price of a gaming monitor, anything branded gaming sure will hurt me

[bold condor]

real life tataru is real, she CAN hurt you. run.

[nocturne void]

Keikaku

[opaque vigil]

Already gone?

[gaunt star]

wtf is this LMAO

[thin token]

To be fair the job magnets have been on the shop for over like 2 hours... People only bought them after the stream reveal....

[paper dagger]

@unkempt sentinel Normally at a convention, you have sponsors. They get banners and booths to hock their wares/advertise, and help you offset the cost of holding a con. This is the digital version

[fathom topaz]

did they ever talk about what the triple triad reward was?

[gaunt star]

why was she in a portal 🧍‍♂️

[steep coral]

Cursed keikaku

[plucky palm]

the blu one looks cool, too bad

[midnight fossil]

Already?!

[untold tide]

It is Japan ad. What do you expect? lmao

[rapid dust]

Only ones left are Paladin, Warrior, Monk...

[opaque vigil]

I don’t think so no?

[gaunt star]

it was actually in the store since last night, end of day 1-ish. i bought the sch one like 18 hours ago

[rapid dust]

Wanted to get a SAM and AST, but they already gone 😦

[gaunt star]

Aww

[unkempt sentinel]

It was more like a "Wtf is happening in the commercial scenario ?"

[west cedar]

Monk is left?

[paper dagger]

AHhh, nm, my bad

[west cedar]

Good. I can get one of those at least

[vital brook]

Let's be honest tho...with the ascian threat dealt with in Endwalker, the beast tribes reaching peace agreements to not summon anymore Primals, the cure for tempering... scions arent really needed anymore

[unkempt sentinel]

❤️

[stuck yarrow]

Have Ardbert and the Exarch sold out yet?

[thin token]

Ah! I only checked just before the opening of day 2. I went to bed after ordering the CE last night.

[paper dagger]

Ohh Also just realized... it's nto even 6 AM in France. Husky's probably going to wake up in a a few hours to about 1 billion messages about a guitar and be REALLY confuised for a bit

[coarse meadow]

how much were those soul gems?

[gaunt star]

also if we have to say goodbye to the scions like REALLY goodbye, not just "oh hi i'll have new dialogue every other patch" i will BAWL

[thin token]

$5.50 USD each

[coarse meadow]

oh thats not bad

[fathom topaz]

dat square enix shipping tho

[cinder spindle]

i wonder would there be a day 3 for the next fan fest?

[paper dagger]

@gaunt star Someone's flat out dying in Endwalker, I'm certain of it.

[coarse meadow]

o h

[vital brook]

I mean... do you interact with Mother Miounne?

[gaunt star]

@gaunt star Same here

[steep coral]

Either that, or we get called again

[gaunt star]

listen as long as alphinaud and urianger dont die i'll be happy

[plucky palm]

fuck, too bad they didn't sell them here
i wanted the blu and nin one

[unkempt sentinel]

INTERU

[stuck yarrow]

At least I got a free water bottle

[gaunt star]

scions are more important

[maiden lodge]

giggity

[thin token]

Its not terrible. However shipping will be awful unless your buying a few things I imagine.

[gaunt star]

also fuck gridania

I was busy all day, did anyone get notes or smth about todays keynote?

But I'm also excited with the new direction of storyline too

[vital brook]

Mother Miounne saw potential in me when everyone was calling me an outsider

[thin token]

It was a LL not a keynote today.

[plucky palm]

are they gonna sell the soulstones again?

[opaque vigil]

It was just Release date and bozjan for 5.55

[thin token]

Probably likely

[fathom topaz]

i would imagine so given their popularity already

[gaunt star]

@thin token
When is the ability showcase going to be then? E3?

[untold tide]

this is Square Enix Australia Store. It is so sad.

[somber storm]

Only Balan

[opaque vigil]

Don’t worry, you can still preorder the guitar:p

[paper dagger]

What is the issue with Aus shipping, is it like a legal thing with import/export regs?

[gaunt star]

@opaque vigil ikr? :o

[untold tide]

No physical goods at all. 😦

[vital brook]

Oh did they say anything about Sage today?

[opaque vigil]

Nope

[untold tide]

lmao. no. I dont play guitar and that is damn too expensive for me.

[vital brook]

Ah fuck, no idea about what it's mech will be

[opaque vigil]

No news for 6.0

[paper dagger]

If they're going to the trouble of creating a Data Center, they obviously care and are willing to put money in, so I've gotta assume there's a business reason that creates the lack of product.

[stuck yarrow]

What guitar?

[gaunt star]

Everything today was 5.55 strictly?

[unkempt sentinel]

Let's meet at the FFxiv cafe

[cinder spindle]

news for 6.0 was yesterday

[split bluff]

https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1393769166952275972

FINAL FANTASY XIV (@FF_XIV_EN)

Announcing the Fender x #FFXIV
Collaboration Stratocaster guitar!

Additionally, an electric guitar will be added to the in-game Performance mode in Patch 5.55! 🎸🎶

Stay tuned to the Lodestone for more details.

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[opaque vigil]

The collaboration guitar, cost like 6000 AUD ?

[gaunt star]

@stuck yarrow oh boy

[thin token]

The new limited edition fender?

Its $3500 USD

[stuck yarrow]

Lmfao

[untold tide]

Yep. I dont have 6k in my bank >_>

[gaunt star]

the only 2 classes that exist. sch and smn

[wary perch]

The water bottle is an emote?

[gaunt star]

no its an actual water bottle

[split bluff]

Actual water bottle

[untold tide]

Be glad you got some physical goods. AUS get nothing. 😦

[wary perch]

Ok lol

[oak pike]

Idk what it gives me primal rage that SCH and summoner crystal are just flipped versions of each other

[gaunt star]

[rapid dust]

oh goodie, they put SAM and GNB up for me to preorder haha!

[thin token]

Buying the expac doesn't qualify for the water bottle though. Has to be merch.

[woven escarp]

$3500 for the guitar is steep but my god

[opaque vigil]

I somehow hoped we would get a emet figure someday, but I guess not

[livid oracle]

nobody likes sch/smn lol

[unkempt sentinel]

Am I blind or the magnets doesn"t even exist in the france store ?

[oak pike]

Sorry FFXV took over Halloween

[woven escarp]

a fender 75th anniversary release PLUS a custom guitar made specifically for FFXIV in limited quantities

[vivid notch]

man if someone does a giveaway for that guitar

[opaque vigil]

Probably already sold out

[woven escarp]

$3500 is a damn steal

[unkempt sentinel]

😦

[vivid notch]

that'd be cool

[gaunt star]

man wtf

[livid oracle]

and it is individually stamped, hand made, and using a rare type of wood

[gaunt star]

i love scholar fck you

[vivid notch]

also it's not a limited thing is it?

[woven escarp]

yeah, like, it's a damn bargain for what you're getting lmao

[livid oracle]

probably comes with a certificate of authenticity too

[stuck yarrow]

My dad asked me about Evangelion for the first time when they made the Asuka guitar

[woven escarp]

limited-ish, because they're hand-made in japan

[vivid notch]

like, they are numbered and shit and only a few are made at a time, but they won't stop making them for the foreseeable future right?

[livid oracle]

you're looking at a massive resale value in a decade

[unkempt sentinel]

and because they're made of a mysterious rare wood

[vivid notch]

because some of this promoshit stops being made and then you are fucked

[thin token]

The guitar? It is limited. Once Fender says enough is enough. They didn't say X number of units.

[livid oracle]

provided you don't put your filthy finger prints all over it

[woven escarp]

fuck that, until it hits mid six figures there's more value in me seeing other people cry that I have it

[vivid notch]

if you buy that guitar and don't play it you deserve to burn in the lowest of hells

[woven escarp]

hell no, that's a pure collector's item man

[soft maple]

What's next

[opaque vigil]

I wouldn’t dare to play that guitar tbh

[vivid notch]

you deserve all suffering that comes your way

[hollow falcon]

have they talked about PvP yet?

[stuck yarrow]

My dad’s a big guitar nerd

[woven escarp]

buying a $3500 one of a kind guitar to scuff the shit out of it with your stupid ass guitar picks

[vivid notch]

it's like buying an expensive amazing car and never using it

[opaque vigil]

No real news except release date and Bozja

[winter junco]

I Have a question, why say 11 november endwalkers release (yesterday they said releases on 23)

[livid oracle]

buy the guitar and do a total destruction video where you smash it like a rockstar and then obliterate whats left

[winter junco]

??

[opaque vigil]

Ya but I can buy a new car or new parts for it

[stuck yarrow]

11 is November

[vivid notch]

honestly I'd be fine with that

[formal agate]

11th Month

[wind bough]

11th month

[gaunt star]

its the month, not the day

[thin token]

If your buying a $3500 guitar I doubt you will damage it.... If so maybe you got more money than you should and should consider it an ornament.

[vivid notch]

but letting it just sit there is a crime

[wind bough]

Japanese way of writing months

[livid oracle]

novembre twenty thoid

[winter junco]

Ahh okok

[woven escarp]

it's like buying a koenigsegg and driving it around brooklyn

[vivid notch]

so can for a guitar, also you are much less likely to fuck a guitar up

[opaque vigil]

That guitar is probably a limited thing that would would not be able to get otherwise

[winter junco]

Thanks

[livid oracle]

you either eat turkey with family or you play FFXIV expansion. You cannot do both.

[woven escarp]

like, yeah, you can but you're putting a lot of dosh on the line just to flex on people

[unkempt sentinel]

I didn't sleep tonight

[opaque vigil]

I wouldn’t risk that

[vivid notch]

you are not going to be taking the guitar to Detroit lmao

[wary perch]

Big fat tacos

[vivid notch]

I don't care if you just play it at home in your own studio or whatever, just fucking play it

[woven escarp]

no

[livid oracle]

I bet someone who orders one in Australia will have it confiscated for some stupid reason

[vivid notch]

don't let it sit there gathering dust

[opaque vigil]

Imagen you drop that guitar, my heart would stop before that thing hits the ground

[woven escarp]

it's going to stay in the box, perfectly preserved

[vivid notch]

who does that deserves every suffering that comes their way

[woven escarp]

my entire life is eternal suffering, so it can't get any worse

[thin token]

Does anyone sleep during fan fest?

[vivid notch]

worse than them is only the people that are going to buy it to leave it in a box to maybe sell ten years down the line

[opaque vigil]

The most I would to would put it behind a very nice Glas case

[vivid notch]

those fuckers deserve even more suffering

[woven escarp]

I fuckin fell asleep last night right when they announced the preorder time

[woven escarp]

I would only consider selling it if it was an insane amount of money

like, high 6 figures

[opaque vigil]

It probably will be in a few years

[thin token]

I forced myself to stay up until the store was "fixed". That left me with like 5 hrs of sleep.

[opaque vigil]

If they stop making them completely

[unkempt sentinel]

We reached the cringe part of the Fan Fest

[unreal hound]

graha got his own category lol

[maiden lodge]

I mean it's a collector's edition strat--that shit ain't gonna depreciate

[polar crater]

miqote get their own category? LMAO

[vivid notch]

if they stop making it completely then I can see it hitting seven digits easily lmao

[maiden lodge]

Which is likely, it's an anniversary thing

[opaque vigil]

How many graha cosplays are there

[vivid notch]

I would absolutely obliterate that guitar holy shit

[thin token]

It seems like YT stream is running behind the twitch feed?....

[woven escarp]

buy one and post a video of you destroying it, you won't

[vivid notch]

oh I don't mean destroying it like smashing it against the ground lmao

[wind bough]

So what’s gone down today

[vivid notch]

but I would use that thing until it didn't work anymore

[opaque vigil]

Imagen getting a scratch on that guitar

[unkempt sentinel]

06AM here so good morning

[vivid notch]

as long as it works it's fine by me

[opaque vigil]

Good Morning!

[thin token]

Old events returning, new watch, LE guitar, new housing items, now cosplay event.

[terse cargo]

@wind bough they talked about zadnor and part 2 for 5.5,we have an offical date which most people speculated on,may 25th so 9 days

[maiden lodge]

It is written, you would Bwah. Let the record show Bwah is promised.

[vivid notch]

I'm still sad no Beastmaster

[woven escarp]

the guitar is probably the most interesting thing that happened tonight

[opaque vigil]

I thought it would be the watches at first, but that changed quickly