#retired-patch-6-3-discussion
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That ain't Caliope
I want a scythe job so badly

SMH just buy scythe on mogstation for WAR, DRK and BLM
Hmm. Wonder what the CE statue will be this time along.
I'm surprised they didn't have that up for preorder.
Sounds like the start of an edgy cosplay
So...has the PC actually told the Scions who they are?
I got the impression that we gave Urianger a name and position, but didn't say that it was us.
No one knew about the crystals either.
I feel like our character is avoiding this conversation.
the CE usually go up for pre-order after the last fan fest, with the launch date announcement
Yeah, but with the digital fan fest being later.. But then I suppose the expac is later too
That would be the perfect statue especially if this is the end of the Z&H story
Zodilyn statue for CE, Hades statue for sale later. Gibplz.
No Eden's Promise. Do not want.
I also would like to purge the Kingdom hearts raid featuring FF8 from my mind.
I didn't like this raid teir at all
Very sleepy.
I'd be okay with them doing something elsel ike Feo Ul
I'd agree
Coolest one was Dad Prime
Oooh, yeah. Titania of either season would be fine.
Only way Id go in for an Edens promise one would be if it also had the six elemental primals. Like the mirrors in the fight
Kinda like this old Valkyrie Profile one
Promise was almost a good raid teir
then 12 happened
and I was like "Yep. It's bad 😄 "
Sorry but the other work but this guys is awesome he's a great artist https://jaleupen.artstation.com/
The guy who did that scythe art
Oh yes thank you for crediting him !
Np
I liked the Shadowkeeper fight
thankfully all the "you don't pay my sub" people have fucked off into the sun
haven't seen one of those in a long time
I have never seen anyone unironically say that word.
I've offered to paypal them 15 bucks if they'd do their damn job.
They didn't take it well
who said SMN is getting a rework?
puhlease
Some mentor from balance discord
Mmmm Carpol tunnel
They said smn and brd will got rework
they just need to make egis purely cosmetic for once
ramuh egi 
maybe even removed them as pets all together and make them attack like Yuna does in Dissidia
this person is talking out of their ass, no one evr said that
they even joke about it in the smn quests
"oh that would take too much aether to manifest"
There is an egi limit per person
granted, they have been "reworking" summoner pretty much constantly
honestly, 5.0 is the best version of smn
everything beyond can only be invoked by trance...or temporarily
5.0 was absolute shit
I hope more pet mechanic and less ruin spam
I wonder what horrible things they've designed into 6.0 smn since it was actually good in 5.0

5.1 fixed a lot of the garbage 5.0 had
so its likely to have some kind of update in 6.0, but i wouldnt expect a full rework at all
like how 4.0 was like "fuck you drg" after it was so good in 3.0
I know how they can fix BRD in 2 simple steps to make in more enjoyable overall
That sound like something an ad on yt say
get rid of random procs and make pitch perfect a resource management feature
- Reduce all their cooldowns for skills and songs to 60 secs
- Give their songs a clear identity so you only need to swap between 2 at a time
Or make it proc easier like dnc
Ballad for AOE, Minuet for ST and Wanderer's for overall DPS
I guess charged action mastery for Bloodletter and RoD would also go a long way
Frankly it's not the DPS jobs that I worry about when it comes to reworks.
Healers have already been reworked. Pray we do not rework them further.
I'm so hype for Sage!
It certainly looks cool
I don't usually heal but....I will start learning more to play sage
Also happy Wednesday!
link?
Sounds like wishful speculation lol
I bet the Moon is made of cheese and Zodiark has to eat his way out.....that's why he's been in there for so long
and the end of 6.0 is us fighting a very angry and very constipated Zodiark o.o
he's lactose intolerant but still craves cheese almost as much as he does the souls of the innocent
it's a very ironic prison that hydaelyn's trapped him in
If fan fest is digital, does that mean media tour will allow more players to try out the new jobs before 6.0?
Would love a special ingame event in the weekend to try out the new jobs
ohhh that would be soo cool!
I really hope they consider doing that
would be cool but I think updating the game just to try them it's a bit much
Like maybe the jobs will be limited to certain content
Like maybe 1 trial/dungeon early Expert Dungeon and Hades
Since i think Media Tour jobs are max level usually (i think)
The SB/SHB media tours were just a random zone at level cap and the x3 dungeon
There would be issues of distro theyd consier before doing a public test.
And the gain is minimal on their end.
I'm sure they will tell players on a live letter/lodestone that the job isn't near finalized
which negates the value of testing
Players will just get the basic idea of the job
Still not useful to SE.
It's true. It would only be useful to the players.
Right, but that might not be good enough to justify doing it. I'm not saying they won't, but I think the players drastically overestimate the value of pre-release player testing on things players care about.
I think people are use to the traditional "who's job will be totally broken" roulette. We do it every expansion.
Yep.
Besides I'm only saying this because there probably won't be Media Tour for people to actually go to
Like how they are handling Fanfest
Thing is, the tradition for the media tours isn't to bring in experts on the job to break it down--it's to bring in influencers and general video gaming media.
Sure, some influencers are good top end players, buuuuuut....
Streamers/Youtubers: Yeah we played all the jobs, saw the new content, and even saw all the trailers including the job action one xD
FFXIV Fans: ...I want to see it and play it :(
We can't have that again lol
But seriously I would love a taste of experiencing the new jobs
The other thing is... where would they run this?
i cant imagine they would ever update the live version of the game with a beta build like that
They'd need a specific dedicated server to what is essentially a game demo
not a chance of it happening imo
Never say never xD
They run the media tour on their test servers, but they're not going to give access to EVERYONE to their actual test servers
Nor will they keep their test servers on the media test when they need them to do legitimate work
thingking se would give us plebs a opportunity to test out a new job lul
better chances getting a way to play the lvl 83 trial demo like with titania
Even that requires a dedicated ptr.
Unfortunately Square Enix does not have the same money Blizzard does
Or they do but they're far cheaper
Don’t worry the second they screw up and leave the extra files in game the dataminers will figure out a way to unlock it for regular use
SquareEnix the publisher has a ton more money than Blizzard Activision. If we talk about just budget allocated to specific games, it may be equal or smaller than blizzards funding pool
It's not a matter of money.
It's a matter of infrastructure that does not exist and is not worth setting up
The amount of income a corporation makes doesn't make 'set up a temporary server that only exists for a weekend of play specifically so that players can feel good/bad about the upcoming expansion' a good idea, and any corporation would say 'naw, find another way.'
Just make it an off server demo
That seems to be the newest thing they’re doing for these new releases anyway
Off server demo
demo for FF14 and dungeon play
pick one.
agree, in the past during expos and events, XIV ran off the current production servers which were specifically carved out for low I/O .. it was a incredibly cheap option since they knew which devices were interfacing with those instances
Why would I want to play a dungeon with new players??
Just do an off server demo with trusts
just run a private server
Pick an ardbert in any of the available jobs and then an auto filled trust party
That's... literally not ever going to happen
having and online demo would be insanely more difficult considering ever increasing latency the further your geolocation
It could if we didn’t have a square enix avengers level of waste every few years
'Just make a completely new network engine for a weekend'
What benefit is there to them to do this?
I get to talk about it in the internet
Let me rephrase the question
Actually no, I got the question right.
What benefit is there to them to do this?
SE, not Sally's Salon
Hype
They already have hype.
Demo > shadowbringers Spider-Man bus collab
YoshiP don't like unessesary hype he didnt cause
I wonder what ever happened to that bus
FF14 is the second biggest sub-based MMO in the world, and still growing, he has all the hype he could ask for.
He can pay an advertising/marketing firm to generate hype and that doesn't involve sucking up valuable programming resources that should be dedicated to checks his notes making the shit they're building the hype for.
True I forget the intensive code being poured into the umbrellas and teddy bear coming soon
Yes, because network programmers aren't required for checks his notes
No!!! My market monopoly is about to collapse again!!
As soon as people go to Aether and check Faeries MB prices they'll leave
We used to be the good ones!
We used to have cheap prices!
I remember when Faerie was the go to world on Aether if you wanted something cheap ;w;
Now it's like....70K for a basic mat when on other world it's like 10K
Ishgardian Tea Leaves was the worst offender
What happened to us, what happened to Faerie 
I had to teach the freeloaders a lesson! No more cheap mats
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well not just for mats, but everything. Faerie is the worst
not sure if its a faerie thing either, but whenever i try to sell food, people undercut by like, 1000 gil per item and ruins any chance of making good gil. its ridiculous honestly
Yeah, on Faerie you either have people over pricing things, or people undercutting things to oblivion
That's not a Faerie thing. Someone does that on Faerie and everyone bitches about it, despite that being a normal thing in any market that works.
Undercutting is good for the market.
Bad for sellers, but good for the market
no, like, they're selling it cheaper than the materials it takes to make it
Like, Diadem mats crashed hard on Faerie because people were over pricing them and then undercutting eachother like crazy just to make gil
But then you have things like Ishgardian Tea Leaves which are ridiculously high
So the materials were overpriced and then the market corrected exactly as it should
Then you buy them and repost them for proper value and punish the people doing it and make money for yourself.
Made 16 mill in a day because of it
'People are making mistakes in pvp' isn't a thing worth bitching about, but Faerie loves its cartels
Because people were all selling things for like 400K a pop
Faerie is....something else
Never go to faerie if you want to buy something
Sounds to me if the undercutting is that bad it's exactly the place to buy some things
Yeah, depends on what you're after
Diadem mats? Then go to Faerie, primal weapons? Go to another world
honestly, im not gonna even try to argue lmao. i dont have the energy to do this
Back when they added the world visit I remember being mindblown by the prices of other worlds
Nidhogg weps on Faerie were 2 million, but on Ada and Jen they were 400k 
Naw, it really isn't hard. There's three states: Prices are too low, too high, or just right. If they're too low, buy and repost at 'just right.' If they're too high, undercut. If they're just right, sell at that price.
If your item doesn't sell you got it wrong.
Everything else is just getting tilted from a bad beat.
Then you're making good gil and that means no one has ruined your chance to make good gil.
when the problem is that they're too poor and irish to do something about it
buy the undercut shit and list it at the price you want
Which is like... it's like going into pvp and complaining that you might get killed.
it's cheaper than your expected profit per unit so you're still making money
i just like aiming higher is all
Right, and that's just greed. The market doesn't care about your greed. PVP players would like to have a 15-0-0 KDA but that don't mean it'll happen regularly without them being exceedingly good.
what a conversation killer. oh well


just noticed in Amaurot that that's Hydaelyn defeating Zodiark from afar
i'm so slow

next job is new gear type called "goring" and using no previosly used gear typ
and it dual wields nunchucks
Honestly I think I will be less excited for future jobs after Reaper(whatever its called)
If they perfect all new and current jobs that is
you're not slow; it can't be Hydaelyn defeating Zodiark because the Final Days were over by the time Hydaelyn was summoned
my guess is that mess of energy was sort of a big 'nebula' of creation magics gone awry
or its live footage of omega vs midgardsormr 
oh.. i see
you're too late im already a war main
XD
Eh, doesn't matter the hammer is still swung like an axe.
Hammer job is something that can possibly be a thing
I don't think we'll fight Zodiark in MSQ but as the final Pandemonium battle. If it takes notes from FF2 it would also give them an excuse to include scions who have died to be involved to really put a nail in it
I...think Zodiark will be fought in MSQ through Zenos
I think leaving such a massive fucking issue to optional content is absurd
Looks at all the raids
Zenos is so bored, he probably would prefer to be optional
Zodiark controlling Zenos as the new heart, I think is gona parallel similarities with Golbez. Zenos is gona sacrifice himself for WoL at a critical moment.
"good luck, my friend" dies
Moonwalker 💃
You know.. Zenos is a guy drunk on power, who died..but didn't die, and had a unknown mother who died of a mysterious illness. You know who also was drunk on power, who died but didnt die, and also had a mysterious mother who was dying from a mysterious illness. Seymour.
I wonder who's mother is showing up in 6.0
I'm getting more and more on the idea that Zenos will wield a shield and whatever weapon that goes with a shield since he's so obsessed with us, he could say something along the lines of "Oh, you naughty beast, now you're wielding a shield huh ? I want a shield too now."
Because he's like "that" kid on the playground who wants everything another child have
"That's not a knife! This is a knife!"
That's a spoon
Oh I see you played knifey spoony before eh!?
Zenos is Australian now
I'd die, best patch ever.
Yo kids
I think I found something cool
Need someone to confirm they see it too, and that I’m not insane
I see it
Is the black patterning around the crater not just a horizontally flipped Meteor icon?
Around the moon
Yeah
That crater looks so much like the meteor logo
Specifically the bit above the AL
Hard to tell from my perspective
speculation and scythe
Please do it
new town in endwalkers
I
Why are you keying the moon
Again
But like
Real talk, everything is cyclical
Nothing new happens in a post-sundering world
I’ll explain when I’m off work, but we’re just repeating the same cycle
As said in "To The Edge"
All things change, drawn to the flame
To rise from the ashes.
To begin
We first must see the end
And it's the main feeling of the next expac
5.5 is titled [Death Unto Dawn] / 6.0 thematically is called [A NEW DAWN]. At the end of Endwalker, when we resolve Hydaelyn and Zodiark saga. We may no longer have the blessing, and be our charge as champion will be removed also our status as warrior of light will poof. We will instead take up the nomenclature used in FF5 as the Warrior of Dawn.
100% the 6.0 PLD AF set will called Mythgraven.
It's a reference to something linked to FF 5 ?
Theres no way they would pass that oppurtunity up
Man
Death Unto Dawn is a great 5.5 title
but it's a little weird since that name was trademarked wasn't it?
Mythgraven, btw, is the name of Pally Cecil’s first sword in FFIV. While Warriors of Dawn is a FFV thing.
Nice
OH YEAH IT WAS
Fuck I forgot that sword even had a name
It was just Legend in the NA SNES version lol
I don't think we will lost our blessing of light since I'm sure future expansion will have primals too
Conflating echo with blessing there
two different things remember
hmmm I thought its the blessing of light that prevent us from being tempered and not echo
we wont lose the echo, I just think if Hydaelyn will poof, so does the blessing that comes with being champion.
nope, it's ALWAYS been the echo
Nah it’s just the echo as Zenos proved with his resonance.
and like, any conversation we've ever had about being immune to tempering
nobody is immune to being tempered by Tataru.
Also, looking forward to have Zemus at some point on the moon
I stand by my batshit Zenomus theory
Ah right, I just confused myself
I want to read it
Oh it’s nothing more than replacing Zemus with Zenos. Therefore Zeromus is Zenomus.
Ok let me stand by this theory too
I like it, sounds cool
I have to admit, I'm hyped with nearly everything until the FanFest and 5.5 part 2
Zeronos? One or the other. Would be neat lol
He lacks the "I'm superior" part of Zemus tho
His theme song
He knows he is and he doesn’t need to prove it. He’s instead waiting for us to get to his level so we can fight as equals
Zeromus theme song is the shit
A slight revision of an incredible final battle theme against Zeromus from Final Fantasy 4
GEAR USED
Ibanez RG7620
Ibanez SR506
Line 6 Pod X3 Live
Naughty Seal Audio Perfect Drums
TSE BOD Bass Overdrive
Various VSTi
Here's my favorite
okay there has to be more than that though
... yes
...huh
Zemus is one of those last minute surprise bosses that they could have fleshed out a bit more, I admit. That in itself is one of the reasons I would want to see the XIV team’s spin on it.
As far as FF last minute bosses are concerned he's far from the worst
Maybe not as “out of fkn nowhere” as Necron but he counts.
Necron was outtafuckingnowhere
Yu Yevon had at least some buildup. We knew who he was and what he was doing at least.
"omg they killed Death itself wtf"
Although, yeah, he does come up pretty late in the third act.
They need a female villain. And not another male villain that turns into a female supermodel
and not another male villain that turns into a female supermodel
Hey let me have this
I’m down for another Kuja ngl
Depends on which version of Pandaemonium we’re getting.
Also that's why I'm thinking we're going to have a Hera-Terra thing where the moon and Hydaelyn as a planet use it's fusion card
honestly i think they'll pull from aspects of both Pandaemoniums along with new stuff
btw i have more grounding for my "Pandaemonium is a new Words of Lahabrea" theory
the Words of Lahabrea focused on Phantomology, the creation and study of arcane entities
Daemon usually means Demon now, but originally just meant any Spirit
Spirit could be argued to be equivalent to Phantom
so Pandaemonium = Place of All Phantoms
Exorcist as a new DPS class confirmed
which is HELL
well yes
multiple meanings have always suited the Ascians very well
and it starting as one thing, a place where arcane entities can be studied
and becoming another, a metaphorical and literal hell for whatever is left of its creator and his workings
would be quite fitting
also predicting pandaemonium will be located on/in the moon if it is Lahabrea's Secret Lab
as it's the one place he'd know no mortal could find it
you know....
possibly revealed when the moon gets hole punched
not everything secret needs to be somewhere like the moon
it can be right in front of you
nah
my original concept was that Pandaemonium was located in Ilsabard
something else more unlikely
but i felt that was kind of arbitrary
if it's more unlikely then how is it in front of me
Nagyn. Or I guess it’s Origin now? Bread is the new CEO of EA and we have to take the fight to him.

i mean i had the reasoning for why it was on the moon
because my original concept did have it on the planet
and then i thought "why would he put his secret lab of Concepts in a place where someone could dig into it"
Or it could actually be Hell , a partition or segment of the lifestream.
that's the other possibility
but personally i think it's more likely to be a laboratory/archive of some sort
we had the Proto-Phoenix incident in Through His Eyes
and then Lahabrea got compared to that Proto-Phoenix in Ere Our Curtain Falls
and I feel like they're setting up something with that
I'm more thinking with Emet gone, the domain which he houses souls of his brethren [Panamonium] as hades is now absent. Lots of shit is going down.
Cerberus out and about
im sure it'sd...nothing too bad
lahabrea being alive and being normal would be uh... yeah
Cerberus is from the void though
Nah I doubt lahabrea is alive
Pandemonium is place of death most likely hell rebellion lol
We are getting a lot of Hell theme'd content leading up to 6.0. I wont be suprised if the next DPS job is Hell Knight (Netherseer).
The 24-man it can't be
There is literally only two things the 24-man raid could be
again, he'd be in a proto-phoenix situation
his soul, or whatever's left of it, becomes anchored to a construct of his in Pandaemonium
futilely lashing out and raging despite being already dead
Oh okay
not the 24 man
Plot twist, Azem saved the proto-phoenix and befriended him
Carry on Scree
i know the 24 could be silvertear but i didnt hear the second one
well that'd be a bit difficult
since we saw emet kill it
and usher the soul possessing it into the afterlife
He clearly killed him ? because on the french version of the novel, he only snap but wakes up at the same moment
now, in lahabrea's case, i don't think he'll be able to constantly regenerate like the Firebird
since he was already very low on aether
even before being devoured like the
he is
okay rereading the tale
it does cut away before the actual fight
It has to be Silvertear really. The only other...two things that is really "mysterious" in Eorzea other than that is the stuff regarding Ramuh but that's not really raid worthy and could be tied to Silvertear or the other anyway. The only other thing it could be is Farreach volcano that is said to be "the gates to the underworld" but even then that's not a thing I could class as being a "point of lore steeped in mystery" since it's not something that ever gets talked about
so i guess maybe somehow Azem stepped in and saved the Firebird and befriended it and everyone was fine
but i feel like that cheapens the whole thing
like why bother getting hades because of his expertise with souls if the firebird could be tamed anyway
the story would have no point
I dont think its Farrach, we haven't even hinted at doing the underworld questline yet
no
silvertear has been egging the back of everyone since 1.0/1.x
i was pointing out how absurd the argument was cal
that is not what i think happened at all
they even let it slip that there was concept art for it too
Yeah literally I want it so bad, inject Silvertear into my veins
but Azem save things
and a name and yadda yadda
didn't save Ifrita, did they
But I see your point Blitz
Also when they do the raid they better fucking explain the 1.0 trailer better so people can stop asking about it
Also, Silvertear is a huge aetherial current knot, right ?
i don't remember if that's how it's described
but it has a massive amount of aether in it
Yeah pretty much
my running theory is it's something like the antitower cave
Close enough
and that both are places where the aetherial sea is closer to physical existence than elsewhere
same
which also could be an aetherial current knot
a place where aether flows together into one spot
like a reverse river delta
also
puts on tinfoil hat
Could be the point where aether from the shards flow into the source
maybe
also could be why eorzea's always at the middle
Which might explain why the tower can be so easily teleported
and why norvrandt alone is the center of the flood
yeah and why Eorzea is the most aetherically rich
I mean, drawing aether from silvertear lake
well it doesn't
What big mysteries havent been paid off yet in Heavensward? I recall yoship emphasizing HW content will be largely be revisited in the next xpac.
the tower was able to teleport because of the other tech and powers in it
and its own massive reserves
it had no connection to silvertear beyond location
Ah yes right
HW content is probably Sharlayan stuff
maybe the reserves came from the lake a loooooooooooong time ago but....it's never said, it's always just said to be from the sun
And idylshire related things
I recall him saying to recap HW for 5.4 and that was it
and that makes sense cause Ga Bu
and azys lla
and Matoya
Honestly, I'm also eager to hear again about the Antitower
going to turn out they've built a bigger antitower in sharlayan
The CT is just a giant battery, though it might be there is a reason it's at the location it's at
and that's the tower of babil
oh and Aymeric I guess
that's how we dig into the earth
Azyzlla I kinda can guess what is gona come out of that
Did we ever get told why the CT was originally built?
cough
Was it FOR opening a gateway to the void?
no not originally
its literally a battery
it's a superbattery
And a primal prison, right ?
no
I had a thought awhile back that maybe Emet was using it to investigate the noise but nothing came of it.
primal imprisoning tech came later
Syrcus Tower is a big ass solar cell and the centerpiece of the Allagan power grid
it was later fitted to have a voidgate at the apex, etc, etc
^
It was built before Xande died originally and aka before he went insane
Yeah
They tried to Elon Musk it and was like...well... if we blow this single battery up...we will have a 4th calamity. .. so the emperor did.
Nope
as a later creation that helped further propel the Allagans
Dalamud was meant to be an extension of this, using Bahamut's fire aspect to collect solar aether and channel it all back into Syrcus for the purpose of wrenching open a massive voidgate, but,
Calamities, yeah
The thing I always come back to is emet's familiarity with it in SHB and his involvment with the Allagans
oh I was a bit wrong though
It was built post Xande death
but not after he came back
its emets fault anyway
probably
otherwise it would have worked fine
Oh yeah, Amon was the Tower's architect wasn't he
it would've doomed all life
Yeah I skimmed the text and read "Xande did XXX" and skipped the part where it said "direct descendants of Xande...."
emet was amon's lab assistant who fed him all of his eyes
"Man, it sure is boring around here! I wonder what Xande's up to?"
And helped him make that killer hat
I pointed out recently that Amon seems very Emet-like
oh god
They even both have a finger snap
Amon was certainly a very gifted mage, we haven't seen any other single mage handle that many voidsent at once, esp at fourth/fifth rung
maybe an apprentice of his allagan disguise
...whatever the Kumkums were
That's because they are both sassy bitches
h-heh
Well, excuse me, princess.
I don't think they are the same it's a big stretch

I bet they liked each other though
i'm going to headcanon that amon was emet-selch's apprentice until we know otherwise
Yeah, Amon was also the one to seal the Tower in stasis during the Calamity of Earth
Emet and Amon watching plays together eating popcorn
another somethin'

The Shadowkeeper,
I was thinking recently that Scylla looks like ^
oh also htat
Hmmm
well
5th
because they like to feel tall
--Scylla came well before the Shadowkeeper, at least, her appearance on the First,
Shadowkeeper has aspects of a lot of the CT bosses incorporated into her
but the multi-doggo design sure sticks out
one can argue Cerberus and Ahriman are incorporated as well
i don't think it's a literal connection
Well the werewolf thing was a power given to her by Ascians no? The Shadowkeeper I mean
Allagan Theater but it’s more Ember Island Players. Everything is both hideously incorrect but aware of things that no one feasibly could.
but maybe a sign of shared Ascian influence or aether taking on similar forms due to connection through the Void
Yeah, Amon was likely the best aetherochemist the planet's ever known
"Did Phlegethon...die?" "You know it was really unclear."
Both master technologist and gifted mage
Fucking bullshit btw
Yeah I'm convinced that Emet was connected to Amon in some way, teacher or whatever
butt buddies
Nah the lorebook makes it pretty clear he didn't die
We never got like a full picture on how he was involved
Just that he was
And we know he wasnt Xande I think
Everything is both hideously incorrect but aware of things that no one feasibly could.
the populace probably didn't know that
His exact words were "shaped the civilization that built this tower," and how G'raha was an anomaly
which simultaneously says a lot and very little
dammit Hades.
also a joke because both Phlegethon and Jet are fallen rebel leaders
Cal hasn’t seen Last Airbender? My world is turning upside down. 
Well his theme is creating empires so he was either ruling from the shadows or was next to the throne.
Royal Allag family hiding from secrets from grandpa emet.. uwu sooo sad
whisper "hey buddy why not bring back Xande if you're frustrated with the empire as it is now"
Emet later
"Hey Xande it must suck being alive again, why not just go south and kill everything so you can feel again?"
Emet later
"Oh fuck he wants to summon all the voidsent into the world uhhhhhh shit, let's quickly set up all these plans so that fails and causes the calamity"
Emet proceeds to tell Allagan construction workers to leave the ground around CT and not fortify it
I have it was great
It means he hadn't known about Salina taking the blood transfusion tech, mostly
?
Graha being an anomaly was the fact he was super dense and of a bloodline that literally does not exist on The First
i mean think about it
I wonder fi Xande making contact with the CoD was part of emets plan.
as far as the populace knows the rebel leader phlegethon gets betrayed and vanishes
actually
wait no you're right
I want to say no because that feels better
amon would absolutely have gloated about it
@teal geyser 
paraded his mind-controlled superhuman rebel everywhere
Yeah, show the rebellions what happens when you fuck with them
Emet hopping around like the Genie in Prince Ali
but he's just making everyone worse
.....
It's a shame 5.0 is still sorta written pre-CT mandatory
or else Emet oculda been more clear on his role in its creation
Yeah
Well no
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I don't think that's needed Pash
I'm absolutely fine with the level of detail regarding Emet and CT
We don't need every detail in existence
i mean Emet was not conceived of when the CT was written
You can infer alot based on how he created Garlemald
since he wasn't initially in ShB
Yeah, it just felt like his ambiguity came off it in part too
alternate timeline where Eden is still the 5.0 final boss and Hades is the 8-man Raid
It's possible Pandaemonium could have been the 8 man in original SHB.
No idea how long they've been thinking about Lahabrea
this how i play ffxiv
Since they decided to go really hard into Emet and Elidibus writing since they would have known that Lahabrea as he was would have been underwhelming in comparison
THE ORB
wait is that real

Hiii
....why?
pandaemonium feels like a later addition
@teal geyser I believe there were comments somewhere that seemed to say they knew what they wanted to do for 6.0 before SHB
Lahabrea is a disapointnent
likely to now give lahabrea equal presence to the other two
I wouldn't be surprised
now he'll stop being a disappointment
Really? Both of Emet's stories hype up Creations of the Words of Lahabrea
--one accidental, but still
I sure hope so
yes they had an outline for 2-3 patches ahead.
er, one accidental, one misused 🍇
Roadwork ahead??? Yeah sure hope so
continuing alternate timeline: Elidibus ends up occupying Fandaniel's role in alternate 6.0
and then you get into the game and it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKMzMZWRKVc
gundam g no reconguista episode 3 towards the end
couldn't find it anywhere else so here it is

The Unsundered all have such eloquent final words.
Yeah but at least they didn't go out so pathetically
"He sure shared a lot in common with his Creations..."
Shade of Lahabrea crawling out of the Hellfire
so it seems a decent number of the Shards rejoined were consumed in an Element that can be associated with their game
like the Xth Shard being consumed in the Calamity of Water
Get ready for P11N where we fight Thanbrea 
For some reason looking at it makes me feel uncomfy
when X was about a world of mostly tropics
The actual written scripts though arnt completed till way later even if they know where they are going with the story. Endwalker script was completed 3 months after the release of 5.0 and stormblood was completed a month after 3.0 was released.
so...here's the thing right
X is water themed yeah
Literally fucking Islands and oceans
How samarkand got drowned
All over
X was a beach episode of an FF entry,
^
and one of the most tragic of a mainline world mythos
Nah that's FFX-2 not X itself tyvm
Both, X-2 is just the filler beach episoide
Okay fair
The one you dont see in the Manga
i think that what's left of Lahabrea's Soul is going to possess the construct he used to set up the IInd Shard's Rejoining
a massive pseudo-primal/arcane entity that consumed an entire world in flame
and that construct will heavily resemble the Emperor of Hell from FF2
Igeyorhm being a Lightning clone and how she ruined the 13th--
(I did enjoy 13 but man they really made Ige that.)
I imagine it'll be that he just... survived, because ultimately he's a higher being than Thordan
Now that we know he's unsundered
i think that'd cheapen a lot of latter ShB though
La-HEE-Brea
so i don't think he'll have outright survived
2nd shard was fire. 3rd was earth. 5th was wind. 6th, ice. 7th, umbral (lol). 12th, lightning.
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i think it's going to be a lingering framgne tof his soul that refuses to die
Like the soul that became trapped in the proto-phoenix
LA HEE
What's going on over on the 8th Shard?
Final Fantasy 8 - Waltz for the Moon [HQ]

FF2: Emperor rises up out of Hell.
FF3: Xande again. Need I say more.
FF5: Wind Motif
FF6: Starts in Winter, Celes' Ice motif
FF7: Astral. Associated with Meteor.
FF12: ??? i don't know 12 as well
Waltz for the moon
Umh
FF12 and Lightning, uhhhh
Wait what the 12tb share consumed by
12th shard was consumed by lightning
Tries to think
13th shard was consumed by darkness/astral in a Flood
whereas 7th was consumed by astral in a rejoining through a Meteor
Long story short it doesnt line up so lets drop it
Meteorererererer
I guess FF13 and a Flood of Darkness would most align with Valhalla merging with the living world at the end of 13-2
What do u guys think the floods looked like
12th as lightning is admittedly the thinnest one. The rest hold up though.
we only had two floods
but if you mean in terms of the calamities on the rejoined shards
they look like semen
Actually the 13th shard was an earth aspect. Not darkness
¯_(ツ)_/¯
???
but thats just me
But what about like a flood of earth
Earth aspect was the rejoining that destroyed Allag due to a void portal
Not dure to darkness
due*
the Allagan Calamity consumed the Third Shard
13th shard is earth
The 13th wasn't absorbed
no
13's mythos made the realm of Valhalla permeated with chaos, an energy only allowed into the living word as motes that were the basis of souls-- the death of Etro (who was already dead, mind), threw wide the gates of Etro and melded the two into a timeless realm that wouldn't know death
13th Shard is the Void
which, yeah, very Void-y I suppose
which is Darkness
the only thing that is left of the 13th is darkness because of CoD
But it's original aspect was earth
"The Fourth Umbral Calamity or Calamity of Earth brought the fall of the ancient Allagan Empire that dominated the Three Great Continents throughout the Third Astral Era. At the end of Allag's reign, they had resurrected their first emperor, Xande, to revitalize their stagnant society. He entered his nation into a long and bloody war of conquest against the southern continent of Meracydia, seizing victory after forging a pact with a powerful voidsent known as the Cloud of Darkness."
they didn't have original aspects
those are just the elements forced on them in the Rejoinings
and they didn't have the polarization leanings
until the Thirteenth became the Void
Actually, per Eden, we learn it was the Fall of the Thirteenth that caused the remaining Reflections to have tilts
With the First's tilt towards Light a result of its distance from the Thirteenth
13th shard was also the 1st and 4th attempt at a rejoinjng
Where are you getting this from Joshua
the 4th Calamity was what consumed the 3rd Shard
it was not Thirteenth Round 2
No, Xande never had the chance to finalize his pact with the Cloud, because the Calamity of Earth sunk the Tower
Thirteenth Round 2 was, in theory, the Eighth Calamity
but we don't know if that worked or not
Hence why he's trying to finalize it with the Tower's opening in ARR
Iggy dropped the ball harder than it has ever been dropped by accidentally flooding the 13th but it had the benefit of inadvertently making the rest of their work easier by throwing off each shard’s balance.
@deep roost 13th shard is the very first and they blew it by not readying the source for rejoining which turn 13th into a void
anyway, before i go to bed,
i've always liked the idea of the Xth Shard's end being brought about by a mix of Sin from FFX and Ziusudra's Sin from Bravely Default
this person embodying Elemental Water, manifesting as a titanic wraith forming out of a colossal whale
who seeks to drown all the world in grief.
I have no backing for this except I think it'd be cool.
The First Umbral Calamity was responsible for Rejoining the Fifth shard to the Source.
The Second Umbral Calamity was responsible for Rejoining the Twelfth shard to the Source.
The Third Umbral Calamity was responsible for Rejoining the Second shard to the Source.
The Fourth Umbral Calamity was responsible for Rejoining the Third shard to the Source.
The Fifth Umbral Calamity was responsible for Rejoining the Sixth shard to the Source.
The Sixth Umbral Calamity was responsible for Rejoining the Tenth shard to the Source.
I am so bothered only the Seventh matches its absorbed Shard
Crap some of my words are missing and misspelled
The 13th exploding is a separate event entirely, that happened to have an overall influence.
logarithm fucked up their first attempt at a rejoining which poofed the 13th shard. It still existed but made a lot of voidsent.
Aye, the fall of the 13th is in uhhhh,
I dunno if he's paying attention/reading
And it has nothing to do with earth aspect calamity
Yeah, so the time between the Sundering and the First Umbral Calamity is massively unknown outside of 1) the fall of the 13th, and 2) the age of the Twelve
All it did was teach them how to trigger them
maybe we'll learn more of that nonsense
You could try to roughly approximate it though
because we know the total length approximately from sundering till now
and we have some dates like end of Allag to now
and try to average out years of astral periods
Iirc it's only 10000 thousand years
12k
In fact, we don't even know much of the First Umbral Calamity, just that the First Umbral Era was a time of hurricanes and typhoons
also the ascians made cracks in the dimensional barrier to allow aether to leak back into the 13th and restore it a little.

no?
1st umbral calamity wind, king mog talked about it
yes to rejoin a world
idk why you're taking that and assuming it had anything to do with the 13th
no one talks about that
oh I switched topics
I do like that small throwaway line in an item description about dinosaur fossils and the perceived age of the planet and how it could be hand waved by saying it’s because of petrification spells.
Well I don't recall it ever being said they did that ever anwyay
Oh yeah, that's part of that churning mist levequest
They didnt do that, but they knew how to trigger events that caused cracks to appear
Which is the entire rejoining process
Yeah, they knew the relationship had to be balanced,
"Failing to Rejoin the Thirteenth, the Ascians discovered a means by which they could reunite the Source and its shards. By creating havoc of an elemental aspect on a shard, they could create a crack in the dimensional barrier between it and the Source, causing aether to trickle back into it. By simultaneously causing a catastrophe of the same aspect on the Source, the barrier would break, pulling the whole of the shard into the Source. '
A heightened Shard could Flood, but that deluge could be directed to the Source if it is likewise heightened
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What? I dont give a fuck about the 13th
btw I love levequest descriptions
I like this one where they are really pissed off that the temple knights had another levequest asking to do the same thing
Yeah, we know nothing of the impact of Calamities on the 13th, only theories the Calamity of Light would have somehow drawn it in too
mmm
somehow drawn it in too
magic magnets baby
Yeah it was basically static cling on a massive aetherial scale
It's probably because they arent suppose to be sundered so they're drawn together if allowed a path.
@rough kestrel I thought you reinforcing this point
Mitron says the Fall of the 13th caused their tilts which raises the possibility the Reflections could have just existed in equilibrium beforehand
I'd like to know what the 13th was like if it was predisposed to activity and growth
the tilts alone arent the cracks though, its their alignments towards Light or Dark
I do find that part very interesting
Oh no, it was that passage that reminded me of a conversation I think with cyvl.. with how they utilized the cracks to manipulate voidsent
But I cant remember where that is
Well that's not the same thing as trying to give it life
So I'm go a give up
more importantly,
hehe, where do you think?
Eumore vendor
I can't follow up that joke without feeling awful
how the hell did the Boutique of Splendors acquire a full inventory of that design
fair enough
Cylva in her Deepshadow getup: "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf."
She barks and the SK's shadow appears briefly
Nobody told her about The Cosmos
So what's the joke?
Ya'know, with the announcement of Role Quests before ShB, they said the story would be concerning Team Ardbert
God I'm so excited to see what the second batch concerns
Team Unukalhai
I hope so, but I have the sneaking suspicion those'll be like the Allied Quests of the Role Quests
Unukalhai and Cvyl are ..immortal? Summoned ghosts? I can't remember
uh...
somewhere in the ballparl of....
*ballpark
10,000-11,000
depends how long it was when the sundering happened
even though the people in question would tell you it felt like no time passed
@teal geyser correct me irf im wrong
actually no
let's keep it as 1666.666 years per era
wait no nevermind
you can't do that
do the math correctly this time it comes out more like 9905 years
sounds good
Wow good est
I'd argue it's closer to 10,000 years than 11,000 though just because I feel like Ascians would have really had to consider what the fuck happened, get their members back, then work to rejoin shit, etc etc
actually no maybe nearer to 11,000
I give them 1000 years for the Ascians to sort their shit
and then get working on rejoining which I'd assume would take less than 500 years to complete and fail
yeah
so that'd be 10,500 years old at least
Are you factoring in how they were solo until adopting a buddy system after Ige’s fuck up

I don't think that matters too much
well
we are going off when the 13th fell
so their buddy systems isnt important rn
to be fair Pash is saying "before the buddy system" which is in this timeframe
It means, presumably, some shards weren’t touched by Ascians during the earlier eras, but yeah that wouldn’t have much bearings on that timeline
but I don't think it'd actually make a difference to the speed of things
Not sure why that means some shards weren't touched
As in, there would have only been 7 teams if they paired up, so not every shard would have had regular Ascian influence
oh after the buddy system
Sure I guess yeah
or they just double dipped
"you two handle X and Y shards"
@heady shadow My head hurts now btw
It bothers me to think of their buddy system and how we saw Lahabrea had a team of 4 on the Source after ARR, not including Emmerololth at Val,
Not including Emet getting ready to “die”
We had 6 Ascians active on the Source at the end of ARR, and 
2 active on the First, so 6 between the other 4 reflections?
Oh I guess that checks out
Weird ass Ascian deployments
5, as Elidibus was also active Source side
4 in Laha’s team, him included. 1 at Val, 1 in Garlemald, 1 watching us and the Scions, 2 on the First. 4, for the other 4 Reflections
Those 4 being Fandaniel, Altima, Deudalaphon and Halmarut, so, 
Oh fuck
To be fair
some of those simply popped in quickly
so much for the buddy system when they just decide to yolo off the shard and do whatever they want solo
It’s assuming that proto-Chrysalis dark room totally not the Mordian Gaol was on the Source
Sure
Laha’s team shot at the end of ARR
But that's just a nice Ascian meeting
I wouldn't think about it as "Lahabrea's team" or anything
But more concretely it was still Emet, Emmero, Laha, and Ige active source side
—and Emmero was totally on their own so yeah buddy system what’s that
btw man Nabby stinks
Being a grumpy old man but also deciding when would be the most dramatic time for him to “die”
I want to see a Skycity of Bhujerba in 6.0
Replaying ff12 and realizing i would really love to see that
Make it the eulmore equivalent abd thatd be awesome
Never
Thavnair has been around for a long time

Like a long long time
inb4 thavnair gets destroyed in 6.0
Who needs tomes when everyone is dead?
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Imagine the devs doing anything outside the norm or breaking the mold of how expansions release content
So, someone in reddit suggested new class might be mage knight based on info from field notes from bozja and also suggested that gabranth might be that class - thoughts?
yoshida said he wants to upgrade graphics
inb4 delays 7.0
Who cares about missing genders. Everyone plays Cat people anyway
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thavnair and garlemald restoration at the same time?