#retired-patch-6-3-discussion

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timid crystal
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Is Demi even a word anymore at this point

silk dragon
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for the knights of round it would work like this one knight at a time then the ultmate end for the final atack

exotic copper
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and all of them kill you instantly

silk dragon
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i mean to the enemy

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however i would like to see a trait where EGIs are upgraed to Demi sumons

exotic copper
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isn't that bahamut

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and phoenix

silk dragon
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yes but for first sumons you get i mean

exotic copper
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ah you mean ifrit and garuda?

silk dragon
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yes

exotic copper
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Would be cool glamours.

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I wold like a titan summon.

craggy gale
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astral chain job

silk dragon
gaunt star
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Warring Triad egis

silk dragon
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like a job trait

exotic copper
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okay but like

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what would that do

silk dragon
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makes the egi into a Demi sumon but the drawback is they cant be on the battlefield for too long

exotic copper
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so literally phoenix and bahamut

silk dragon
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yes

exotic copper
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so... glamours.

silk dragon
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not glamors

exotic copper
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if they do the same thing

silk dragon
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thers a big difrence

exotic copper
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they don't need to be implemented as different spells

silk dragon
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whats why i said as a job trait

exotic copper
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no you're not understanding

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what does garuda and ifrit do

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that phoenix and baha dont

gaunt star
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I can’t wait for SMN’s rotation to become 5 minutes long

exotic copper
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eventually smns will have a 13 minute rotation and will complain when the fight it too short to finish

silk dragon
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garuda does wind atacks Duh

exotic copper
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so like, elemental resistances dont matter

gaunt star
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Sadge I couldn’t enter Alexander trance

exotic copper
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so its a glamour

silk dragon
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not a glamor

limber pivot
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i haven't leveled SMN but is Garuda not for AOEs?

silk dragon
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the Egis would be upgraded

gaunt star
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Garuda is aoe

exotic copper
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but they would be temporary, like the existing big summons

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which means

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you just use the existing big summons

limber pivot
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Cyneler do you want the tiny egis just to look cooler for SMN in END?

exotic copper
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like what are you bringing that is NOT appearance

limber pivot
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is that what you are getting at?

silk dragon
exotic copper
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thats a glamour

limber pivot
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omg no it isnt

exotic copper
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"i want to look cool" "you mean like a glamor?" "no i want to look cool"

limber pivot
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potency increase to the egis

silk dragon
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^

limber pivot
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AND it changes their looks

exotic copper
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No he wants the egis reworked

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To be exactly what phoenix and baha are

gaunt star
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Why not just make the trait make the egis into Demis permanently with a buff to the enkindle spells then they get tossed aside like they usually do for Baha and Phoenix?

exotic copper
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but look different

silk dragon
exotic copper
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"i want this thing that exists, but to look different" "you mean like a glamour" "no"

limber pivot
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you know how GNB has the OCD that upgrades at lvl 80?

silk dragon
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or MCH has a robot for a upgrade?

limber pivot
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Cyneler just wants the Egis to have a potency increase at lvl 90 or something

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and their visuals to change with it

kind lark
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That robot does look cool

exotic copper
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no you're not using your brain

limber pivot
exotic copper
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like baha and phoenix EXIST

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there is a TEMPLATE for them to USE

limber pivot
exotic copper
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I really do

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You want a glamour.

limber pivot
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ehh basically

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potency increase / glamour

silk dragon
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nope just an Upgrade to past sumons

next quarry
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I don't want bigger summons

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They just take up the screen

exotic copper
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then use the GLAMOUR

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to make them SMALL

limber pivot
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me when someone DOESNT WANT HUGE ALEXANDER SUMMON

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REEEEE

next quarry
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You can't even shrink Phoenix

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I can't glam over other people's summons

gaunt star
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More big summons

silk dragon
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look how WHM got there attacks changed via traits in SHB

limber pivot
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no there is a command to change Bahamut size

gaunt star
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Let me live me summoner dreams

limber pivot
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not really glamour tho

exotic copper
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But whm didn't have attacks that did the same thing already

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their unique attacks got upgrades

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you're asking for them to recreate the exact same spell

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with new looks

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thats a glamour

next quarry
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Glare is an Upgrade to Stone IV

kind lark
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Reject magic return to fists

limber pivot
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Stone 2 to Glare

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are you stupid

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what is different

next quarry
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Anyway

silk dragon
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look what do the others think about this EGI upgrade idea

gaunt star
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I wouldn’t mind

limber pivot
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i think it would be cool

exotic copper
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lmao its just a glamour, and I'm all for more glamours.

limber pivot
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😂

exotic copper
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But calling it a mechanic is not correct.

limber pivot
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you make no sense bro

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not a mechanic a trait

silk dragon
exotic copper
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okay so imagine that white mage

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had stone and stone 4

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and they said "stone is now glare!"

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and you still had stone 4

silk dragon
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not really

limber pivot
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you dont have stone 4

silk dragon
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the trait changed

exotic copper
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then you said "hey stone 4 should be also glare, but puple"

limber pivot
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what

exotic copper
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bahamut and phoenix

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do exactly what cyneler wants

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he wants the base summons

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to do bahamut

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and phoenix

next quarry
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No

limber pivot
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no he doesnt

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omg you do not get it

exotic copper
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@silk dragon EXPLAIN

next quarry
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He just wants the summons to do more damage

limber pivot
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I'VE EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU

silk dragon
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yes that

limber pivot
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just a potency buff

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thats it

exotic copper
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NO

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FUCK YOU

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THATS WHAT YOU SAID

limber pivot
silk dragon
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whats wrong with that

limber pivot
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READ THE CHAT MATE

exotic copper
next quarry
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Anyway

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Let's move on

gaunt star
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Anyway give me demi-anima

exotic copper
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bahamut and phoenix ARE THAT

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a potency increase to egis is ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

ruby hull
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I wish base egi size scaled like it does in Aion Summoner

exotic copper
limber pivot
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BUT THEN LATER they corrected themselves

silk dragon
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its trade off okay

exotic copper
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NO SE

limber pivot
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they just didn't know how to say it

exotic copper
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he still wants it that way

silk dragon
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to make sumoners like in classic FF games

exotic copper
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SEE

limber pivot
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oh

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im so sorry Elrek

exotic copper
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i'm not crazy

limber pivot
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yea idk if Summons could work like that

distant sonnet
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Egis should just be gone. Summoner attacks should have them appear and disappear. Like Ifrit's claw appearing and swiping.

maiden lodge
distant sonnet
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Bahamut and Phoenix are mostly fine.

exotic copper
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the design is shifting towards timed duration summons anyway, in fact it's already here

limber pivot
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but the Egis cant go

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they are classic

maiden lodge
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They can't really get rid of egis, no, the job's too wrapped up in them

silk dragon
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i guess i didnt explain why Egis needed to be Demis

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for a buff not just visuals

distant sonnet
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It isn't. You can turn the whole job into a proper summoner if you let them go

exotic copper
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the problem is youre saying they would despawn because they're stronger

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which is exactly why baha and phoenix despawn

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which is exactly the role they already play

limber pivot
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a simple potency buff is all they need

silk dragon
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like the classic FF Sumons

maiden lodge
limber pivot
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if you got rid of the Egis that are permanent Summoner loses DPS i assume

distant sonnet
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What we have now is this weird not dot class not summoner wobbly thing.

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Burn it down.

exotic copper
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numbers can be tuned

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and it is very much still a summoner

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but if you want to cry about your ff9 summons continue

limber pivot
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im out peace

silk dragon
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So if Job quests were still a thing SMN would be about geting new trances

maiden lodge
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job literally summons an elemental pet with which to do fight with 'This isn't a summoner'

distant sonnet
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I was thinkin Dissidia 012 Yuna gameplay styled.

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I mean a complaint literally since forever has been that Egis dont feel at all like proper FF summons.. So. Yeah.

maiden lodge
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Last time summoner did temporary oneshot summons was on a ps1

distant sonnet
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Summoning a pet =/= summoner.

exotic copper
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uh ff9 was def on ps2

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but yeah

gaunt star
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Well it’s a summoner in 14

silk dragon
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nope ps1

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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oh, probably

woven escarp
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this is a playstation black disc

maiden lodge
woven escarp
next quarry
exotic copper
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I mean, I did say probably. I was like 7.

distant sonnet
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Again check out Yuna gameplay from Dissidia 012. Could be real damn cool and not have to wrestle with janky pet control.

exotic copper
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No

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I will not

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I will continue playing the established game

maiden lodge
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The big issue is that they really can't easily get rid of egis.

exotic copper
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I don't think they want to

distant sonnet
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I feel like they've been moving away from Egis for years now.

maiden lodge
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Really, they can't, not without completely rewriting a whole fuck ton of quests, and that ain't worth the squeeze

exotic copper
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I certainly don't want them to

distant sonnet
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They're largely vestigial in gameplay.

exotic copper
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I like having a carbuncle

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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in fact, I like having a pet class

woven escarp
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the pets don't even have a micro anymore

exotic copper
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troo

woven escarp
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you pres butan, the thing does it automatically

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the cooldowns are just part of your rotation

distant sonnet
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Pretty much.

exotic copper
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I just like having a little spirit squirrel, my dude

woven escarp
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which is fine because SE's pet controls fuckin suck

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lmao

maiden lodge
distant sonnet
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Yeah. Janky pet controls have been the issue pretty much from day 1

exotic copper
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Name a game without jank pet controls

maiden lodge
distant sonnet
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And now you just slap a few cooldowns between popping out your big summons.

maiden lodge
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ZING

exotic copper
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i was typing "don't say pokemon"

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i didn't get there

maiden lodge
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too sloooow

woven escarp
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I mean, there was a bunch of annoying shit with managing where the pet is standing and making sure it used heel correctly so it didn't wander out of range while you did mechanics

exotic copper
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again, name a game where that doesn't happen

woven escarp
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this one, the pet is superfluous

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summoning the pet is functionally a stance lol

exotic copper
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I meant a game where the pet isn't superfluous but also isn't ridiculous to manage

distant sonnet
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Everquest, mostly.

exotic copper
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no dude

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lmao

woven escarp
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XI was pretty bad too

distant sonnet
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Enchanter, magician, and necromancer pets all functioned pretty reasonably.

exotic copper
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okay hold on which iteration of EQ

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like, current eq

woven escarp
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but XI had such punishing perpetuation cost that you summoned something, made it do the thing, and then unsummoned it

exotic copper
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or like, launch eq

distant sonnet
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Mostly once they added pethold with AAs

exotic copper
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yeah dude that was a major pita

distant sonnet
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But more current Tlp versions, I'll admit.

polar crater
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Lol, this got toxic, kind of like SMN's 9 green magic spells.

exotic copper
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if your magic is green consult a doctor

distant sonnet
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Well. That'll happen when people get all up in arms about their radioactive cracksquirrels.

woven escarp
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how about brown mage? haha

exotic copper
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go back to lotr

woven escarp
exotic copper
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oof allakhazam

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thottbot

woven escarp
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I had to search for brown mage and that was the first link that came up 😔

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I haven't been to alla since like, 2009 lmao

exotic copper
maiden lodge
exotic copper
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speak like a jedi, you do

distant sonnet
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Sure. But theirs were in line with the class fantasy.

exotic copper
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so is ifrit and garuda and titan?

woven escarp
polar crater
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Bio (1-3), Miasma (1-3), Fester, Bane, Energy Drain/Siphon, Tri-disaster, Dreadwyrm/Firebird Trance (resets Tri), Aetherpact (technically it's a D(ps)oT), Slipstream, Addle. Is anyone still interested in contesting the fact that SMN is a green mage?

exotic copper
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yes

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the title isn't "grn" it's "smn"

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owned, libtard

distant sonnet
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See in a perfect world I feel like you'd cycle the dots to an actual dot class and let summoner stand on summons (and pets fine whatever) alone.

polar crater
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Hmm, I guess Yuna isn't a white mage then. Athiesm 1, Yevon 0

exotic copper
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I'm okay witht that

maiden lodge
polar crater
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White mage does more than healing.

distant sonnet
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S'what I was getting at before even more than like, eliminiating egis. Just making their fillers less wobbly.

exotic copper
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Dragoon has no dragon summon

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so its not a real dragoon

maiden lodge
distant sonnet
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Dragoon is a Dragon Knight. I don't see summoner in that title anyplace.

exotic copper
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yeah but they had dragon summons before

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so

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its not a real dragoon

distant sonnet
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In 11, once.

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As a 2 hour.

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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yeah but thats my preferred headcannon like dissidia is for you

distant sonnet
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No one played Drg in 11 get outta here

gaunt star
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If we aren’t fighting aerial enemies drg is pointless

distant sonnet
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Really dude?

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Stop being a dick.

exotic copper
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lmao you started it tho?

distant sonnet
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Attempted discussion in a discussion channel. Shots fired, yall.

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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i was just using your logic on my own admittedly strawman argument

polar crater
exotic copper
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I don't think that's toxic

polar crater
maiden lodge
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Shouldn't be hard, they're only in one game

polar crater
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XII

maiden lodge
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Green mages are not in XII. Green magic is.

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And green magic is only buffs and debuffs in 12.

dawn wave
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xiv doesn’t have to draw from established ideas of existing ff jobs

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just look at sage

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zero resemblance

maiden lodge
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And here's the green magic list from FFTA2

exotic copper
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ninja isn't a tank

maiden lodge
teal geyser
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Speaking of Sage

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What's the next Gundam job?

exotic copper
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whatever those cyclops ones are called

teal geyser
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Zakus?

dawn wave
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machinist 2

exotic copper
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Zakus

gaunt star
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Bring out the G-Warrior

exotic copper
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Zakus are the coolest gundam design

polar crater
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WHM in other games don't have stone or aero or water, so WHM in ffxiv isn't actually whm. @maiden lodge This is not an acceptable argument. If it's only green mage if it's just buff and debuff and NOTHING ELSE then there will NEVER be one in XIV by your standard.

polar crater
teal geyser
maiden lodge
# polar crater WHM in other games don't have stone or aero or water, so WHM in ffxiv isn't actu...

1: Aero was a white magic before it was anything else, see FF3.
2: The issue you run into is that green magic doesn't bring anything new. Green magic is just white and black magic spells organised a different way. If you have someone with healing magic and the green magic buffs protect and shell--you just have a white mage. if you have someone with destructive magic and the green magic spells sleep, silence, etc... you just have a black mage.

That's the thing with green magic--it has no spells unique to it that don't belong in white or black magic already.

gaunt star
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The scythe is the gundam class

maiden lodge
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To put it another way, what's the job fantasy with green mage that you're chasing that you'd want it in this game? And don't say 'uses a mace'

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Green mages were shit with maces.

gaunt star
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Time mage but it’s Tidus laugh as the v-pose

deft burrow
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melee time mage

cinder badger
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sees another "new job is scythe" comment

Aw shit! Here we go again.

deft burrow
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we already have a scythe class

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botanist

gaunt star
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Math checks out

cinder badger
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@deft burrow to be fair that's a class not a job

deft burrow
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potato

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potato

cinder badger
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If that were true Rogue needs to be separate from Ninja

deft burrow
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but it is

gaunt star
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I’m sure botanist make a good wage

deft burrow
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island sanctuary is actually just the WoL participating in a drug cartel

cinder badger
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Hey guys how about this

exotic copper
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Actually I would love a job that uses maces

cinder badger
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Who cares what the new job is I believe in yoshi-p

deft burrow
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I think maces/hammers are boring

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also... unlikely maiming class

exotic copper
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you just told the speculation channel

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not to speculate about the thing

gaunt star
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Let’s not do the thing

deft burrow
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cause maiming is usually related to bladed weapons, something that can maim

cinder badger
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@exotic copper but we have speculated on it

deft burrow
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

cinder badger
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Over and over and over and over and over

exotic copper
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yeah but if you dont retread the same ground until its a trench how are you supposed to fight the war

cinder badger
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We get it you guys like scythes. They're edgy and kool :3

deft burrow
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yes they are

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everyone should just agree that its scythe and it will be scythe

exotic copper
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we get it you like lalafel naming conventions, they rhyme

cinder badger
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I do like to play kayn on League of Legends

deft burrow
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true

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only scythe champ

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right?

exotic copper
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it depends on how you define thresh

deft burrow
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"hook"

exotic copper
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technically I think it's a kama with a chain

deft burrow
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yeah

cinder badger
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I too like to play akali on League of Legends

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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those are kama for sure

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hand scythe

deft burrow
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That's for helping the point my guy

maiden lodge
deft burrow
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appreciate it

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yeah that's the point

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maiming = scythe

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kinda its thing

cinder badger
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Can maim with anything

maiden lodge
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Also you can maim with a hammer

deft burrow
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no

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impossible

gaunt star
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I can maim with a hammer given enough force

deft burrow
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ok buddy

exotic copper
deft burrow
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chill

maiden lodge
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"wound or injure (someone) so that part of the body is permanently damaged."

deft burrow
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hammers don't cause permanent injury

maiden lodge
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You telling me you can't do that with a big fuckoff hammer?

deft burrow
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you can't cut off a limb

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with a hammer

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you can break bones

exotic copper
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these damn kids and these maims

deft burrow
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but like

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that can heal

cinder badger
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@deft burrow you tell somebody who has their head literally knocked off with a hammer

deft burrow
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that's not maiming

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THAT'S KILLING

exotic copper
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what do you call a concussion

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due to blunt force

cinder badger
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What if they are immortal

exotic copper
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that causes permanent brain damage

maiden lodge
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You can pulverize bones with a hammer bro

gaunt star
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I can shatter someone’s knee with a hammer that’ll leave permanent damage

maiden lodge
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Warhammer wounds are naaaaaasty bud

deft burrow
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Listen all I meant was when you think of maiming you think of cutting

exotic copper
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warhammers and spears are the deadliest weapons ever invented

maiden lodge
deft burrow
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hush

exotic copper
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i think of memes

cinder badger
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Okay rack somebody in the grapes with a Warhammer

maiden lodge
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Also I don't think the name of the armor type has anything to do with anything

deft burrow
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hmmm

maiden lodge
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Cause ninjas don't aim

gaunt star
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I think of person being attacked by Ah animal tbh

deft burrow
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YES THEY DO

cinder badger
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Will you call it permanent damage then?

deft burrow
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they throw shit

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they aim

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:D

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and shoot stuff

distant sonnet
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Or the names are mostly meaningless and mostly tied to appearance. You want a job to share maiming gear? Focus on its armor, not its weapon.

exotic copper
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hey you're that ninja

maiden lodge
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No, they use magic

deft burrow
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yeah but they have to aim the magic

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:D

cinder badger
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I guarantee you if you hit somebody down there with a hammer any plans of children in the future are completely destroyed

maiden lodge
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Also white mages can't cast, only heal

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NO GLARE ONLY HEAL

gaunt star
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Not if I’m blindly casting glare

deft burrow
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ONLY HEAL

exotic copper
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memeing gear is all armor so like, maces would be good

cinder badger
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And there are some things you just can't heal

deft burrow
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Maces are so lame tho

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Its just small warrior hammer

maiden lodge
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I for one would like a flail job

deft burrow
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

exotic copper
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see the thing is

maiden lodge
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Flails are fucking sick

exotic copper
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you're actually lame

deft burrow
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flail would be pretty cool

exotic copper
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for not understanding how maces are great

deft burrow
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maces are just one handed sticks

cinder badger
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Play dual flail on Assassin's Creed Valhalla

deft burrow
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change my mind

distant sonnet
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A warmaul will mess your life up my guy

exotic copper
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swords are just sticks with sharp edges.

deft burrow
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but they have sharp edges

exotic copper
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A spear is a pointy stick.

deft burrow
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so they are edgy

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EDGY

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maces aren't edgy

exotic copper
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A staff is an actual stick

deft burrow
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therefore cannot be maiming armour

maiden lodge
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There's more than stick going on

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This will tenderize your meat

gaunt star
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Are you basically invalidating all blunt weaponry?

exotic copper
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morningstars are pretty edgy

deft burrow
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maiming armour means you must be edgy

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fact

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my logic wins

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you all have failed

exotic copper
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its true

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you got us

maiden lodge
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I've never once seen a dragoon permanently injure anyone but themselves

deft burrow
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LOL

maiden lodge
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Who are they maiming?

deft burrow
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maimed themselves

cinder badger
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Fun fact Paladin's actually favored a mace over a sword because it was believed the only way to kill demons and Undead Abominations was through blunt force

gaunt star
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They usually aren’t the ones doing maiming

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It’s gravity

exotic copper
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what are you even talking about yaya

deft burrow
maiden lodge
deft burrow
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Lol

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I kinda prefer the demons and undead historical explanation

exotic copper
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paladins dont exist in history

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like wtf

deft burrow
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templars did

maiden lodge
heady shadow
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yes they do lol

gaunt star
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They did, thank the french

deft burrow
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French

exotic copper
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Okay but like, the french paladin is not the rpg paladin

deft burrow
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Yeah they aren't using magic or whatever

maiden lodge
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The paladins (or Twelve Peers) are twelve fictional knights of legend, the foremost members of Charlemagne's court in the 8th century. They first appear in the mediaeval (12th century) chanson de geste cycle of the Matter of France, where they play a similar role to the Knights of the Round Table in Arthurian romance. In these romantic portrayal...

deft burrow
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lmao

limber pivot
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Blackmage doesn't exist like wtf

exotic copper
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i didn't mean we don't have a word for "paladin" irl

cinder badger
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@maiden lodge fun fact we're on a Discord server discussing a game set in a fantasy world

exotic copper
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I mean rpg paladins never existed

maiden lodge
limber pivot
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they are more like Knights right

exotic copper
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i know

limber pivot
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RPG Paladins

exotic copper
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thats why i said it

maiden lodge
gaunt star
exotic copper
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French paladins are like, gentleman knights

teal geyser
exotic copper
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like if the knights of the round table were losers

deft burrow
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wow

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rude

exotic copper
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french paladins suck

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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a shitty empire

deft burrow
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I prefer the Teutonic Order and their Templars

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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just me tho

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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i can blame whoever i want

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i''m alive and they're dead

teal geyser
maiden lodge
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Great knights won't stop a succession war from bratty kids

deft burrow
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facts

cinder badger
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@maiden lodge fun fact: sweet dreams are made of this

exotic copper
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rpg paladin is closer to templar than to french paladin

maiden lodge
dim sigil
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Me

exotic copper
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sweet peas are made of knees

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who am i to disagree

teal geyser
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Words words I don't know the words

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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dont you try to gygax me

maiden lodge
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But 1st and 2nd was closer to the myth of the Carolingian knight errant

exotic copper
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In written form sure

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But as far as how people played the class

maiden lodge
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And again--FF14 -adheres- to the paladin-as-palace knight.

cinder badger
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@maiden lodge retort: I've traveled the world and the seven seas

exotic copper
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they treated it as a templar

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Because people in the 80s didn't know what a french paladin was

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especially 10 year olds

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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someone kick these bards back to linsa

dim sigil
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To find is to lose and to lose is to find

maiden lodge
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The mace-wielding holy templar became a different class.

exotic copper
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lmao yup

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i'm just telling you what actually happened

maiden lodge
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Cleric is where THAT went

exotic copper
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like, idk if you were there

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but people played paladin like a templar

maiden lodge
teal geyser
exotic copper
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shut up zoomer

maiden lodge
teal geyser
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Not even likely

cinder badger
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Can we have a job that moves so fast that is perceptions of time are actually incredibly slow? Just like Quicksilver

teal geyser
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You HAVE to be

exotic copper
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dude what is your fascination with that clip

cinder badger
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@exotic copper because of the songs they play during both those clips are so catchy and constantly stuck in my head

shut burrow
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Pls

exotic copper
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new job is templar

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it will use a mac.

cinder badger
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I mean what would you do if you could store Time in a Bottle

exotic copper
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a macbook pro.

teal geyser
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Maces are fucking lame

maiden lodge
teal geyser
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I'll be sad if we get a more magic knighty DPS and it uses a mace

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I'll be big sad

exotic copper
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I'll be big happy

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partially because i love mace

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partially because i love the tears of edgy cringe boys

cinder badger
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Just give us two curved swords

maiden lodge
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I'm serious, make it a flail, make the animators cry

cinder badger
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Curved

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Swords

teal geyser
exotic copper
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no just scythe

gaunt star
cinder badger
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@gaunt star but have you seen those red guards from hammerfell?

exotic copper
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falchions are curved, technically

gaunt star
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So are katanas

teal geyser
gaunt star
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Let sam dual wield

cinder badger
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No no no I got a better idea

exotic copper
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i dont want a scythe

cinder badger
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Let's Samurai triple wield

gaunt star
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Go back to one piece

exotic copper
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scythes are dumb and unrealistic, unlike our chad gundam shooters

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very realistic

cinder badger
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Only instead of his mouth he clenches one sword between his ass cheeks

exotic copper
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stop posting cringe

heady shadow
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make me

exotic copper
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i can't

gaunt star
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I’m glad I’ve these realistic chakrams that always come back to me when I throw them

exotic copper
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i'm just advising you to better your personality

heady shadow
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Hmm

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is that advice you dont use?

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xD

exotic copper
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yes

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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do as i say not as i do

cinder badger
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@gaunt star let's use that giant Boomerang Thing Sango uses in InuYasha

heady shadow
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ye no thanks

teal geyser
maiden lodge
cinder badger
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@maiden lodge you mean that game that everybody hates with him in it

exotic copper
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what cannolis are those @teal geyser

heady shadow
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boomerang job....

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so shai

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xD

cinder badger
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Seriously though I want to know what would you do if you could save time in a bottle

exotic copper
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rob a bank maybe

teal geyser
exotic copper
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so dark knight

teal geyser
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Ehhhh

cinder badger
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The new job will just have us write names in a book and everybody dies

teal geyser
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Maybe on a surface level

exotic copper
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their spells

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are called

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despair

teal geyser
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But you can very easily see past that in Dark Knight

exotic copper
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and shit

cinder badger
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@exotic copper wait there's an actual spell called shit?

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What the fuck does it do

gaunt star
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Their 80 capstone is summoning a manifestation of their negativity

exotic copper
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yeah its brown magic

cinder badger
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@exotic copper are you sure it's not green Magic

exotic copper
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only if you ate something bad

cinder badger
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I actually want to learn more about fecal Magic meol

maiden lodge
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literally

exotic copper
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sorry

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"edge of darkness""

gaunt star
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Scythe job but it’s just Zasalamel in FF

exotic copper
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"living dead"

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"The Blackest Night"

teal geyser
craggy pawn
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Scythe job but its phantom from pso2

cinder badger
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@exotic copper no evil shall Escape my sight

maiden lodge
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How are people getting that it's negativity at all?

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It's your pride.

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It's literally your pride.

exotic copper
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okay but

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"living shadow"

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"salted earth"

gaunt star
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“Blood weapon”

maiden lodge
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es·teem
/əˈstēm/

noun
respect and admiration, typically for a person.

gaunt star
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“Souleater”

exotic copper
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"flood of shadow"

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what a totally non-death edge class

maiden lodge
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Also Dark Knight isn't about negative emotions anyways

cinder badger
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In Brightest Day in Blackest Night

maiden lodge
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It's about channeling emotions--positive and negative--into a protective force

cinder badger
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No evil shall Escape my sight

exotic copper
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i'm more of a blue lantern

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maybe purple

cinder badger
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Let those who worship evils might

exotic copper
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the argument was never what drk is about

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the argument was that drk is an edgy clss

maiden lodge
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And The Blackest Night isn't a reference to edginess

exotic copper
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and drk is definitely the edgiest class

cinder badger
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Beware my power Green Lantern's light

teal geyser
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It's a different kind of edge though to what I was talking about with scythes

maiden lodge
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“In your darkest hour, in the blackest night…think of me…and I will be with you. Always. For where else could I go? Who else could I love but you?”

such edge

limber pivot
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but that doesnt mean DRK is super edgy

exotic copper
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blm is the only contender

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i think

limber pivot
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just because DRK is the edgiest class doesn't mean every single detail is edgy

limber pivot
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just the dark colors and look of the weapons and armor

maiden lodge
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It's byronic, but not edgy.

limber pivot
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you can argue all you want about the skill names and vfxs

gaunt star
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It’s ok to be edgy

exotic copper
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okay but the original comment if we go wayyyyyyyyyback

cinder badger
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Like what qualifies for edginess

exotic copper
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calf said he didn't want an edgy job

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i said like drk

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he said "well drk you can see past the edge"

maiden lodge
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Like, i'll go so far as to say that Dark Knight is probably the anti-edgy class. Edgy classes don't have spell abilities literally tell you they love you.

exotic copper
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No

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You're wrong

cinder badger
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Look guys Dark Knight is Batman

limber pivot
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i get where you are coming from

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i've played the quest line

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but it sounds stupid

maiden lodge
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Then you know it's not that edgy, in actual practice.

exotic copper
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It IS edgy

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Because edgy is perception

limber pivot
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but its not an anti-edgy class

teal geyser
exotic copper
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which is the same edge attribted to drk

cinder badger
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My Red Mage is a void Slayer decked in Mhachi garb...

gaunt star
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What’s wrong with “death edge” as a class though

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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Not true

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my axe tells me it loves me all the time

teal geyser
exotic copper
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its called "fellcleave"

limber pivot
teal geyser
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Hard to articulate

maiden lodge
exotic copper
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Also if summoning a shadow clone of yourself isn't edgy

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you're just deluded

cinder badger
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Nothing says edgy quite like miner

limber pivot
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summoning a clone is just umm spiritual

teal geyser
limber pivot
#

DRK is actually very chill

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and wholesome

teal geyser
maiden lodge
limber pivot
exotic copper
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either way its edgy

limber pivot
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meant more like during combat

exotic copper
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its a sonic oc

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its bad fanon

teal geyser
limber pivot
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ultimate mitigation

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stops the enemies in their tracks

exotic copper
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you ever tried to hit a man with no clothes on

limber pivot
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its like MCH's flamethrower

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if you move

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it stops

exotic copper
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If I can find a sonic OC that closely resembles your job description: you're edgy

limber pivot
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why sonic oc

exotic copper
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you know why

limber pivot
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there is a sonic oc for everything

gaunt star
#

Is DRK coldsteel?

limber pivot
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yess

cinder badger
teal geyser
limber pivot
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they cant add sex

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too much hotbar bloat

gaunt star
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Separate hotbar, like in mounts

limber pivot
#

oh well then lets gooooooooooooooo

exotic copper
#

hey this website fixes any drawing to have perfect lines

teal geyser
cinder badger
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@limber pivot ....lets....go?

limber pivot
cinder badger
gaunt star
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The gang goes to the moon

craggy pawn
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Zenos is gonna piss on the moon

exotic copper
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after i do

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he gets sloppy 2nds

cinder badger
#

sloppeh Sloppeh?

open verge
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I really want a new combat mechanic

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Charges were the only new combat mechanic they added in shb but I wonder if there is anything like that in END

teal geyser
#

Please look forward to it

kind lark
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New thing to add to the game, job creator

teal geyser
kind lark
distant sonnet
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Like people already do, with freestyle samurai.

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Except mostly just making jobs as bad as they want.

chrome cipher
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https://youtu.be/aTcI50qC4ag

Interesting theories in here, especially surrounding what Yoshi-P's shirts could mean.

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The idea that the class actually isn't wielding an actual scythe, but a crescent-moon shaped glaive like some of the people of the moon did in FFIV

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and the "no comment" shirt being to do with the humming bunny people of the moon in FFIV

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The people who, for the most part, could not speak. Save for a select few.

teal geyser
chrome cipher
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XD Do you know how many people sit on lawn chairs waiting for the end of the world?

teal geyser
chrome cipher
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None of his other shirts have been simplistic though...?

exotic copper
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we thought sam raimi was reaching

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scarlet witch

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was very simplistic

teal geyser
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Dark Knight simple

chrome cipher
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007 wasn't for Machinist

teal geyser
#

It was

chrome cipher
#

Not really

teal geyser
#

Literally "gun"

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I forget what astro was if it even had one

chrome cipher
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Obvious after the fact, but literally every guess before it was known was wrong

teal geyser
#

Uhhh

chrome cipher
#

Said by Yoshi himself

teal geyser
#

Which is the point

chrome cipher
#

My point still stands

teal geyser
#

Your point is stupid in this argument

chrome cipher
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Stop

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Just stop

#

You're becoming toxic

#

Without watching the video

exotic copper
#

Your point is counter to your own argument however.

#

no comment -> humming is like

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way more complex

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than gun is gun

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people thought there was a deeper meaning to 007

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and there wasn't

teal geyser
#

Cal: "shirts are always simple logic"
Verah: "but no one got 007 right"
It's not about being right or wrong, the shirt was literally teasing MCH through a gun. That's very simple logic

chrome cipher
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Comment: a verbal or written remark.
Humming: a wordless tune..

... um...

teal geyser
#

Yeah but then the logic is also roping in Lunarians in another way

exotic copper
#

or it was just a joke about how he always feels like his shirt says so much

teal geyser
#

And then that makes it complicated

twilit peak
#

Do yall think 6.0 will bring male vera

exotic copper
#

no

distant sonnet
#

No Comment as a joke because he was literally about to announce the new job.

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Quite clearly.

teal geyser
#

Just nammingway stuff would be the same level of logic has Sam Reimi but then you're adding other stuff on top and I just don't think he's going that deep

exotic copper
#

it wasn't about humming bunnies

twilit peak
#

Maybe the humming bunnies is gunna be male vera

chrome cipher
#

The entire trailer literally has ffiv hints though, so I mean... it could still

exotic copper
#

lmao

distant sonnet
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People want bunny hummers

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But it isn't happening

teal geyser
chrome cipher
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Rabbits have been affiliated with the moon in Asian culture, all I'm saying is I wouldn't be surprised

distant sonnet
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And if it does happen they'll just be male au'ra without scales and with rabbit ears. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

teal geyser
#

au'ra

exotic copper
#

Viera will likely play a big role on the moon

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i am willing to admit that

teal geyser
#

...why?

exotic copper
#

Because we haven't seen many viera at all on the source

chrome cipher
#

It wouldn't surprise me if the "No Comment" had double meaning either

teal geyser
#

That's because they are in Othard and shit

exotic copper
#

and he's right, moon and rabbits are related in asian cultures

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I'm not saying the viera live on the moon

chrome cipher
#

... she, actually. Or they. If you please.

exotic copper
#

don't get tilted by generic "he", it's below you

teal geyser
dim sigil
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Bummy

twilit peak
#

So that's where all the male vera went

chrome cipher
exotic copper
#

The way you were doing it was passive aggressive.

teal geyser
#

I still see no reason why Viera should be connected to the moon because their lore doesn't support that at all. Feels like at this point might as well say Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te will play a big role or Xaela because Dusk Mother moon Goddess

chrome cipher
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Or... you are reading a tone behind tone less text that is not there

distant sonnet
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Namingway will almost certainly be on the moon. They hinted as much during the conference.

exotic copper
#

Or... using elipses... and ending sentences. several times. is read. as being curt.

distant sonnet
#

As a lunar beast tribe.

chrome cipher
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Or... silence between words

exotic copper
#

Which is also a sign of passive aggression

chrome cipher
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As intended. To display how someone talks

exotic copper
#

Look if you said that to me in real life I'd think you were a dick.

distant sonnet
#

Elrek you're batting 1000 at rubbing people the right way, huh~

digital radish
#

You could just be respectful of others and quit telling then what to and not to be offended by.

chrome cipher
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I'm sorry, where was this memo on what ... means in a sentence online?

teal geyser
chrome cipher
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Cuz all I know is what it means in basic written english

exotic copper
#

I am respectful of others, I did not continue calling them a he.

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I'm offended that you're offended that they're offended that I offended them

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So we're all even stevens.

twilit peak
#

What

digital radish
#

You made it a point to tell them not to get offended by it as if youre someone in such a position. Grow up ✌️

teal geyser
#

...Elrek plz

chrome cipher
#

then please stop telling me what my sentence means, based on some fucking dots

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Ffs

teal geyser
#

What was that line?

chrome cipher
#

There are more important things to be mad about

exotic copper
#

For real.

chrome cipher
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All I did was ask you to address me and she or they. Bottom line. Do not pass Go

exotic copper
#

And I said you should do it more politely. Do not pass go.

chrome cipher
#

Moving on like the fucking adults we are, or should be

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I was polite

teal geyser
#

Someone has to pass go

chrome cipher
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You were reading tone that wasn't there

teal geyser
#

This isn't how you play Monopoly

digital radish
#

Block and move on, there you >go 🥰

exotic copper
#

And you were reading a tone that wasn't there when I was using a generic grammatically correct "he"

chrome cipher
#

Doing

brisk quail
exotic copper
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I am willing to change it

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I'm happy to change it

teal geyser
chrome cipher
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Calfirma and Elrik are now blocked. Idk why people have to act like that

brisk quail
teal geyser
#

Wait why am I blocked?

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I said nothing

exotic copper
#

Because the world doesn't revolve around you

digital radish
#

They need attention i guess

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Idk

chrome cipher
#

Me either.

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But moving on

teal geyser
exotic copper
#

i love people like this

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"i have never done wrong"

chrome cipher
#

Idk, the scythe-like Glaive I still think is a possibility since it has basis in ffiv and the new expansion is hinting a lot toward ffiv

exotic copper
#

"i have only ever done right"

teal geyser
#

I literally did not get involved in the he/she debacle

twilit peak
#

I'm sensing some negative energy here

turbid aspen
#

why cal tho

chrome cipher
#

He was being needlessly toxic earlier

exotic copper
#

Lmaooo

#

you called them stupid

#

so you got blocked

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like i said

chrome cipher
#

Because he didn't like the video thumbnail

teal geyser
exotic copper
#

"i have never been wrong"

distant sonnet
#

Maybe. I can't think of a whole lot of glaive things though. If you're doing that, why not just a scythe?

chrome cipher
#

And then the theories in the video

turbid aspen
#

oh

teal geyser
twilit peak
#

negative energy

chrome cipher
#

Without watching it

brisk quail
teal geyser
#

I never said I hated the thumbnail

exotic copper
#

cant see your ats

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you're blocked

teal geyser
#

I was making fun of it that is all

brisk quail
#

This is getting outta hand

twilit peak
#

Can we move back to bunnies

chrome cipher
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So I blocked them

exotic copper
#

verah just came and got super tilted immediately

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its hilarious

digital radish
#

Nah youre just a douchebag bro

twilit peak
#

BUNNIES

#

Plz

teal geyser
exotic copper
#

Because I would like people to be polite?

digital radish
#

no not you Cal

exotic copper
#

He means me

chrome cipher
#

Where is @formal niche when you need a mod

exotic copper
#

I would love a mod.

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I would LOVE. A mod.

formal niche
digital radish
#

100% Elrek saying stuff that has no business being said to begin with, when a simple "oh sorry" wouldve done everything and then some

teal geyser
#

Flie I have no idea

exotic copper
#

Scroll up.

formal niche
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I just sat down for lunch, what's even happening

exotic copper
#

Tell me I'm wrong.

formal niche
chrome cipher
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People being nasty

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And disrespectful

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Over differences of opinion and then some

distant sonnet
#

Yeah I dunno. Elrek being a dick and lots of butting heads. Not sure about Cali, they seemed pretty innocent. Heh

chrome cipher
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@twilit peak So bunnies. On the moon. Viera.

exotic copper
#

I don't see how I'm a dick for wanting someone to be polite

teal geyser
digital radish
#

you demand them be polite while being rude

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thats the issue

chrome cipher
#

Cal was disrespectful too, @distant sonnet

exotic copper
#

I responded to rudeness with rudeness.

chrome cipher
#

Just a matter of scrolling up

distant sonnet
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Ehh I dunno. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

gaunt star
#

I hope instead of hummingways we get Xenomorphs

chrome cipher
#

Not mine either, they're blocked

unique verge
#

I just scrolled through this. It was funny as shit.

gaunt star
#

We need to add more dangerous elements to the overworld

exotic copper
#

But yet you're still talking about me...

brisk quail
kind lark
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There's a tribe of zenoses on the moon

formal niche
#

That all seems really stupid honestly blobconfused Sorry, I'm on my phone so it's taking a bit to get through

chrome cipher
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What would Xenomorphs entail?

teal geyser
gaunt star
#

They chase you around the map and one shot you

exotic copper
#

lmaooo

chrome cipher
#

Oof

gaunt star
#

Just like the eureka void dragons

chrome cipher
#

Double oof

gaunt star
#

Peak content design

teal geyser
chrome cipher
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Yeah, I can see the appeal in that

brisk quail
teal geyser
#

I lowkey love this idea Sally

#

Majima everywhere but it's Zenos

craggy pawn
#

Gettting chased by thicc zenoses

chrome cipher
#

Though I imagine there would be a lot of frightened screaming

distant sonnet
#

So.. Wow tried similar things. And eureka void dragons. And they were awful.

brisk quail
#

zenos' sister

distant sonnet
#

The idea of a dangerous environment is cool until you actually have to go do basic gameplay in it.

chrome cipher
#

Blizzard, from my understanding, has tried to recreate a lot of ffxiv success only to be met with failure

digital radish
#

Zenomorphs..

teal geyser
teal geyser
distant sonnet
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Like I wanna go fishing and deal with murder.

brisk quail
teal geyser
#

NO ZENOMORPHS I HATE THIS IMAGE

digital radish
craggy pawn
#

Animorphs but its zenos

unique verge
#

If i wasnt lazy as shit

#

I would make a zenos as a chest bursting Alien meme right now

distant sonnet
chrome cipher
#

Oh right, I forgot about those

craggy pawn
brisk quail
unique verge
#

tbh, neither would i

chrome cipher
#

My memory of the early days of WoW is hazy

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its been a long time since I played, ngl

distant sonnet
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And then they tried the savage, dangerous landscape thing in WoD. Gathering was cancer, getting anywhere to do anything sucked.

teal geyser
exotic copper
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then it wasn't dangerous when flying got put back in lmao

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cause people cried about the dangerous landscape

teal geyser
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Oh lol that's actually funny

exotic copper
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they took flying out in wod and had to reimplement it to silence the incessant wailing

distant sonnet
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Flying helped but it only got reintroduced when everyone was done with the expac, so it was largely worthless.

teal geyser
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Removing flying sounds pretty fucking weird of a choice

chrome cipher
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Going through the history of early WoW makes me feel old

exotic copper
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They essentially found that when flying existed people flew over content

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like cataclysm

chrome cipher
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I was legit like a Junior or Senior in HS when WoW released

formal niche
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Flying in WoW is great

distant sonnet
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Yeah. It was a terrible choice but they stuck with it, and tryhards thought it was a good idea.

exotic copper
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so they just cut it