Seeing as how we now have a world-traversing Ascian on our side, seems going to the Moon should be a piece of cake.
#retired-patch-6-3-discussion
woeful dagger
oak pike
I would like to have gaia and ryne to comeback
autumn heron
that would require making a whole raid series MSQ
oak pike
but it will not happen probably
desert stone
Do eet, SE
woeful dagger
one already is
desert stone
Make people suffer
woeful dagger
CT is required for MSQ
desert stone
obsidian pagoda
that would require making a whole raid series MSQ
They did it with CT
woeful dagger
and Ivalice is required for Bozja
autumn heron
Eden is a wholeass 12 raids
desert stone
Nothing wrong with that, Sora. Just make people suffer.
woeful dagger
That is the bulk of the story
woeful dagger
Just have 1 and 4 do all the elements, 8 is intro to Gaia being an Ascian, 12 is the wrap up.
autumn heron
I mean I think you should do it since the plot is important
desert stone
And their tears will fuel the doom machines
autumn heron
but I dont think it should be MSQ
woeful dagger
Gonna be real awkward for people who skip Eden then in 6.4 we go back to the First to The Empty as an entire MSQ zone since its full of life now.
And they go "how the heck"
autumn heron
Im pretty sure 6.0 is gonna end with us having a way to travel from the source to the first
without slowly dying
woeful dagger
We already can though
autumn heron
Not WoL
woeful dagger
It doesn't affect us at all now that we have Ardbert in us
autumn heron
I mean other people
somber storm
Meteor
autumn heron
The crystal towers are capable of it
obsidian pagoda
She can just teleport anyone at will
She can't teleport normal people across the worlds
autumn heron
We just need to find away to make it work for other people
woeful dagger
She can't teleport normal people across the worlds
Why not?
She's one of the Convocation.
desert stone
That's easy, Sora
woeful dagger
Emet-Selch could
autumn heron
G'raha didnt have enough time to figure it out
obsidian pagoda
Elidibus had to get Ardbert & co to die so he can tp them to the Source
desert stone
We just need to rescue the clones
obsidian pagoda
Emet-Selch could
Wait, who did Emet tp?
woeful dagger
But also as we collect more of Azem's essence from different Shards, we'll also just be able to summon people across worlds at will.
obsidian pagoda
He tp'd himself, but had to get a new body in the First
iron scaffold
It doesn't affect us at all now that we have Ardbert in us
The heck your talking were able to before Ardbert
obsidian pagoda
And the people you summon onto Dying Gasp or Seat of Sacrifice were "adventurers" not necessarily from the Source
woeful dagger
Azem's power is quite literally to summon from different worlds.
oak pike
arent the adventures from different time and worlds
obsidian pagoda
WoL is literally the only one to travel with body intact
dim sigil
Emets soul travled but needed a new body and essentially picked one at random and glamoured it to look like solus
autumn heron
The issue we had before is that G'raha failed the summoning with all the other scions until WoL
brisk quail
Can I just say.
Main tank-solo-healing-raising a DR is stressful as fuck.
Especially when you need to grab... medikits to fucking survive The Queen's tank buster
obsidian pagoda
arent the adventures from different time and worlds
Only with the power of the CT and only teh souls
autumn heron
which is why the others were slowly dying
obsidian pagoda
Azem's power is quite literally to summon from different worlds.
No, Azem's power before sundering was to summon people to him, form the same world
autumn heron
everyone else he was only able to get their souls
woeful dagger
Only with the power of the CT and only teh souls
No, Azem gave us the ability to do it. We didn't need the CT like Elidibus did.
oak pike
Azem power is friendship
obsidian pagoda
No, Azem gave us the ability to do it. We didn't need the CT like Elidibus did.
I don't think those people were from the Source
autumn heron
Azems power is literally sheer optimizium
dim sigil
Azems power is duty finder
brisk quail
I don't think those people were from the Source
Well... technically
obsidian pagoda
we're literally a shade of the old Ancients, and if an Unsundered can't do it somehow we magically can? I don't buy it
iron scaffold
Azems power is duty finder
Azem Power is the Super Saiyan form of Duty finder
woeful dagger
I don't think those people were from the Source
Well we have no way to say one way or the other
obsidian pagoda
We are Square Enix dev 
woeful dagger
And being from the Source or the Fifth doesn't make a difference in terms of "being able to traverse space-time"
desert stone
Azem's power seems to basically be G'raha's spell but lolDF
woeful dagger
In theory, at least.
brisk quail
Azem Power is the Super Saiyan form of Duty finder
WoL? What are you doing? You've been standing there for 30 minutes grunting heavily... are you constipated? Is this a bad time?
NO. I'M SUMMONING. MY FRIENDS... HYAAAAAAHHHHH
obsidian pagoda
No, but my point still stands in that so far only WoL has had their body tped across time and space intact. Everyone else is either dead or shades
woeful dagger
It is funny that Azem's power is now a lore write-in why we now always have 3 or 7 or 23 other people with us in dungeons/raids lol
oak pike
well Shb lore is just the scions with you
woeful dagger
Until Warrior of Light
oak pike
but trials yeah he just summons people
woeful dagger
Then it's "other adventurers"
woeful dagger
And from here on, every time will be "other adventurers" we summon with Azem's power
iron scaffold
*WoL? What are you doing? You've been standing there for 30 minutes grunting hea...
Nah, more like first time after Frieza off'd Krillen
woeful dagger
Do you think the adventurer's get like a punch card?
After 10 WoL summons, the 11th one is free
brisk quail
Do you think the adventurer's get like a punch card?
Each summon you get gets you tomestones. Once per day
obsidian pagoda
Does the WoL have to pay the adventurers? lol
woeful dagger
No the adventurers have the pay the Aetheryte people
obsidian pagoda
Like I ain't going against this super duper enemy unless you pay me WoL
iron scaffold
After 10 WoL summons, the 11th one is free
.........is this a Adventeur trend ?
woeful dagger
It's going to be great when Cid and Rowena invent a way for us to traverse space-time instantly to get to the Moon but we'll still have to use Aetheryte and it cost gil
desert stone
brisk quail
Ronewa: nothing is life is free, bitch wol
woeful dagger
Gonna be great how Gerolt somehow gets himself in debt with Space Australians
obsidian pagoda
It's going to be great when Cid and Rowena invent a way for us to traverse space...
I mean YoshiP said that we can get to the moon for the low price of 999 gil
desert stone
He got into their space alcohol
brisk quail
Gonna be great how Gerolt somehow gets himself in debt with Space Australians
Drinks expensive space ale
iron scaffold
Adventeur Lore has been kinda.............blank besides tome grinding, hunting, odd request, people using potions and not healing spells
👀 - stares at CHT-
desert stone
It's somewhat implied that adventurers still scuttle about the CT
Even though it was closed
woeful dagger
Didn't G'raha open it for the lead up to ShB and keep it open?
brisk quail
Gerolt: is that there some ale for me to drink?
Space people: it is one of many... it'll cost 324 [space] coins
Gerolt: aye. I have that much gil on me,
Gerolt then proceeds to drink the ale
Gerolt: aye a fine drink... heres the pay
Gerolt puts down 400 gil
Space people: this currency? It's... much less valued than ours... give me a second sir...
Space people run into the back to weigh and estimate the exchange rate.
Space people: alright, I'll need 20,653,763 more of those coins to pay for the ale
Gerolt: panic
desert stone
It was still warded in our timeline
oak pike
Gerolt: *is that there some ale for me to drink?*
Space people: *it is one of ma...
and now the new relic weapon quest is helping gerolt paying moon people back
brisk quail
they seem to have a thing for our weapons... made of materials they're unable to get... maybe we can use this to our advantage, aye?
It isn't a true relic quest without alcoholism, crippling debt and ronewa
iron scaffold
*they seem to have a thing for our weapons... made of materials they're unable t...
- LUNAR WEAPON RELIC QUEST HAS BEEN UNLOCK -
oak pike
the lunar weapon quest will just be you doing odd jobs that gerolt suppose to be doing
desert stone
brisk quail
the lunar weapon quest will just be you doing odd jobs that gerolt suppose to be...
Then selling the 'replicas' of the weapons hes making to them
But in the process involves ronewa
And gets into more debt
iron scaffold
Lunar Weapon Relic Quest involves mining for cheese. Moon cheese.
I'M ON THE MOON, IT'S MADE OF CHEESE
desert stone
somber storm
Crafter relics
untold gull
i have a theory on why they kept zenos
they worked so hard in rendering those bootiful locks to have their work go waste
iron scaffold
to bad we cant say the same garlemald, looks like urban warzone
somber storm
!faq juicy
lusty shadowBOT
iron scaffold
the juice is gone bro
somber storm
Thin juice though
odd yoke
iron scaffold
pfft
somber storm
Just press buttons
unborn lantern
elidibus face reveal?
also that elidibus kid
i don't think he was really a "kid"
as by this image
he's about the same height
as the smallest miqo'te
when he's not kneeling
onyx sundial
ascians dont really have the same form as their original ancient one form
somber storm
Eli be the youngest to take a Convection seat
earnest sedge
ascians dont really have the same form as their original ancient one form
Ya remember how tall hypothalamus was
In amaurot
He dekai
somber storm
Looks at all the amaurotines being taller than us
dim sigil
The true reason ascians dont consdier everything after sundering people they arent tall
Don't even talk to me if you aren't at least 21'11
somber storm
Damn, Ascians be tinder chicks
earnest sedge
22'11
somber storm
Only care if you be tall
dim sigil
How tall are they exactly anyway
somber storm
Like oh sure, you may have surpassed the Ancients but you ain't tall
somber storm
Some chicks will still say that ain't tall enough
earnest sedge
br0 thats huge
dim sigil
Azem she will only accept the tallest amaroutian
earnest sedge
Shi
somber storm
Tinder chicks want to barely reach
brisk quail
Some chicks will still say that ain't tall enough
I don't fucking understand chicks digging tall guys.
heady shadow
can there someone who can look at the sky box stuff?
people are freaking that the nmoon is getting bigger
brisk quail
For me, my height is just a bother more than not
heady shadow
or rather closer
brisk quail
Can't fit in my tub
Bed's too small
Everyone asks me to grab stuff
Bump your head on things on the ceiling.
Why are so many hanging lights so low
serene crest
Nah moon is the same size
earnest sedge
Bed's too small
I feel u
My feet go past my bed
Cant use the tub properly
Im the walking "pls carry this for me"
brisk quail
Being tall sucks
earnest sedge
Being tall sucks
Theres a limit to it im sure
gaunt star
theres really no difference
somber storm
I'm average height so best of both worlds
gaunt star
between being tall or small
gaunt star
all really minor things in the grand scheme of things
onyx sundial
be always asked for my id every time i buy drinks
earnest sedge
be always asked for my id every time i buy drinks
O yea thats a big prob in asia
You cant tell who's underaged right
somber storm
Asian don't raisin
earnest sedge
Bc everyone looks about the same age
somber storm
I got 4 years
gaunt star
seeya next year gramps
earnest sedge
seeya next year gramps
Fucc
somber storm
The raisin process hasn't started for me yet
gaunt star
its an overnight thing
somber storm
Back to tall topic
If girls only care about height instead of personality then ho boy
gaunt star
i'm 6'2 and i'm one of the smallest guys in my family
yet all the women are tiny
like 5'4 ish
royal scroll
I'm 5'3" halp
somber storm
5'6"
brisk quail
I mean... last time I went to my Physical I was 6' 2
Probaly grew a tad
Been like... what a year? Two?
gaunt star
or shrunk
Bold prediction
Lyse is the 5.5 dungeon boss after being enthralled to Garlemald
turbid aspen
heady shadow
i wish we coulkd slap nps.
gaunt star
Emotes maybe but man...
Sometimes I wanted to backhand the FUCK out of Urianger a number of times
I still love that old english elezen
golden atlas
I'm 5'3" halp
This is adorable and you should be proud of your height
heady shadow
hes not old though
royal scroll
This is adorable and you should be proud of your height
golden atlas
I'm five feet even and my boyfriend is just a few inches taller than I am. But it's very comfy.
royal scroll
I wish I was taller. I can never reach shit and all the dudes I see who are taller I feel just are handsomer
golden atlas
That's what stools are for!
royal scroll
I shall carry a stool everywhere then
golden atlas
Yes. Pocket stool.
Idk. Personally because I'm so short it's kind of awkward standing next to tall people. I've tried dating the Uber tall and... It just doesn't work.
And having conversations with tall people can be hard too because I speak quietly so half the time they're bent over.
royal scroll
That's what I'm afraid of. Dating a tall chick and feeling awkward. I wanna date someone my height or shorter honestly
royal scroll
golden atlas
Short girls are pretty common but it's just about finding what works for you really
royal scroll
I'm trying but thanks!
golden atlas
You got dis
golden atlas
I met mine off reddit without meaning to
Bonded over rimworld and irs been history since.
golden atlas
Yeah gets difficult sometimes
I have my fingers crossed for you!
Just don't ever settle for anything less than amazing. You're worth it.
royal scroll
golden atlas
Yes
somber storm
Tfw you can't form bonds with people
floral aurora
Moon area better have the best field music xD
somber storm
Moon area playing daft punk
floral aurora
cinder badger
Fkin 18 degrees over here...
tiny wind
is that celsius or fake freedom units
somber storm
Kelvin
tiny wind
ah, yes
cinder badger
kindred meteor
image for ants
somber storm
Needs more jpeg
half phoenix
18 kelvin... would a computer even function when it’s that cold?
woven escarp
it would, but very oddly
fallen girder
Might be a tad chilly for that
woven escarp
semiconductors do weird things when you start restricting how electrons can move
livid vault
Everybody else: Animal Crossing
tiny wind
can't wait to farm on that island 
dim sigil
Its so cold here tho i had to spend a good amount of time breakinh the ice off customers cars so i could access their gas
livid vault
Me: Harvest Moon baby
tiny wind
stardew valley bby
drifting prawn
Does anyone know if the new melee job will be a maiming armour sets or something different
cinder badger
woven escarp
can we skip the part where global warming makes everything cold as fuck and go straight to the "miserable molten hot hellscape" part
tiny wind
its -3°C here 🙂
dim sigil
Nice
half phoenix
So do you think we’ll see “gameplay” of the island in may?
cinder badger
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
dim sigil
Interents off to so thays and fun and its forzen hellscape outside
tiny wind
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
this tbh
dim sigil
6.0 better tear my heart out and smash it
somber storm
Tfw the ridiculous mounts are gonna be roaming the island
dim sigil
Any more so then a car?
tiny wind
a flying beard 
half phoenix
All the horses, all the lanners, all the kamuys, and all the gwibers XD
cinder badger
wary perch
Dude will be back since he narrate second half of the trailer
cinder badger
"See you losers in 8.0."
"Me too!!"
heady shadow
shows up as the fucking shoebill
cinder badger
@heady shadow that thing is STILL in my room at the Crystarium
heady shadow
same lol
somber storm
Shows up as a ghost Just like Johnny Silverhand
dim sigil
Given panda the dead ascians have one more role to play looks like
heady shadow
just imagining this shoebill with emets voice just making fun of us is insanity
cinder badger
I want to know when we're going to stop calling ourselves the Scions of the Seventh Dawn
heady shadow
what would we call ourselves?
somber storm
Scions of the New Dawn
cinder badger
Scions of the Seventh Dawn just begin to make less and less sense as we get further into the era.
untold gull
are we technically still in seventh astral era?
heady shadow
tecyhnically yes
cinder badger
It's purpose was to bring about the Seventh Astral Era. It did that AND prevented an 8th Umbral Era and possibly will end the cycle all together
Needs a new name befitting that achievement
I can't wait to get the passive that lets me charge up chakra with crits
wind orbit
whats the fastest way to farm timeworn artifacts from potd?
cinder badger
Interesting. Was looking for Endwalker memes and came across this.
tiny wind
doing DR 
wind orbit
true 
cinder badger
tiny wind
but fr its quicker that way
wind orbit
too lazy to do DR atm
tiny wind
ye man its a grind
wind orbit
easier to turn off brain in potd
untold gull
that's a cool image
somber storm
Rip 14th
cinder badger
So according to this, aside from the first, largely consumed by light, and the 13th, completely overwhelmed by Darkness
We have 6 unexplored shards left
somber storm
Well one shard is completely gone
heady shadow
pretty old https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/5ve5rz/working_on_a_map_of_the_xiv_universe_to_help/
somber storm
8th I think was lost
heady shadow
how many calamities where there?
heady shadow
13th makes 8 by default
somber storm
7th was Bahamut with darkness
cinder badger
The ones on the chart that are faded are the ones that were rejoined
somber storm
We had fire and water Calamities
heady shadow
also this was 2017,
with the revelations we have in shb
we know the void has less to do with zediark and more that it was just a accidental shit hit the fan moment after the sundering
obsidian pagoda
The void or as I call it "Igeyorhm fucked up"
gusty quest
Ya dun goofed
heady shadow
which we also know the shards were a result of Hydealyn drop kicking zodi too hard
somber storm
Stepped on too hard you mean
gusty quest
She piledrived Zodi into oblivion
heady shadow
which we know zedi was the will of the planet
and she was the will of the people
and then head dies
zodiark got the Osiris streatment and got sharded into shards into moons
obsidian pagoda
Ascians are his Isis? Tryina put him back together 
somber storm
Sharded himself
obsidian pagoda
So what I'm hearing is he'd be rejoined back together except for his manhood lol
wind orbit
heady shadow
though with elidubus sealed/dead
zodi is prob just a shell
would be like if you went into Lavos' shell and killed what was inside of it
untold gull
nah, i don't think it works like that. the elidibus we fought was just a primal version of the original. the original is still within zodiark acting as its core
just like the thing sealed in dalamud was just a primal version of the dead bahamut
though i'd love to know the story behind the lunar bahamut
obsidian pagoda
Hmmm, I think it's the real Elidibus but he's been changed into a Primal, similar to Louisoix in the Coil
who got turned into Phoenix
obsidian pagoda
he separated from Zodiark's body somehow, but he is technically part of a Primal
high swan
What if after Endwalker they release FF17
unique verge
I hold the opinion that the real Elidibus ceases to exist when Zodiark was summoned, and that the thing we interacted with after the fact was just an imitation that Zodiark generated.
dim sigil
I took as it as Elidbius was Zodiark
unique verge
Its got the memories, its full of aether, but not the real thing imo
untold gull
iirc it was the convocation who essentially called for him, or somethign to that extent - i don't remember the exact words elidibus said when he was summoned
and then to stay as he did, he used people's hope like warrior of light did to power himself
unique verge
A big part of why i think that way
is that Emet/Lahabrea were always kind of dicks to Elidibus
like, in the in-game CS's that we saw
untold gull
ya, that was mentioned in tales of shadow, or at least hinted at
unique verge
if it was the "real elidibus", you'd expect alot different of an attitude
untold gull
emet recalled the time when azem decided to go stop a volcano splosion just to save grapes
somber storm
Those were damn good grapes
untold gull
i can't remember the exact scene now, it was in that scene when emet and elidibus were together, emet told him about an old memory then elidibus kinda got annoyed because he doesn't remember it
unique verge
Yeah, thats another factor
untold gull
yeah, lol, must be damn good grapes
unique verge
The gaps in the memories
dim sigil
All he could think was the mission
untold gull
he started unravelling when the unsundered died
somber storm
The last unsundered with gaps in his memory
dim sigil
The mission the mission but not why or how just the mission
unique verge
The other factor, and im just gonna throw this out there
Elidibus was known to be very close with Lahabrea / Igeyorhm in life
yet does not treat us with hatred after we snuff out both of them
very confusing
untold gull
even if it's not the real elidibus, it was still kinda sad just seeing him slowly degrade and just hold on to that faith, that duty because it's all he has left of him
dim sigil
He does say we murded them his brothers
untold gull
am sad again, dammit
unique verge
Yeah, end of the day it doesnt really make a difference, he's dead and gone either way
untold gull
tbf, we technically didn't kill em
unique verge
I just never really got emotionally impacted once Yshtola pointed out the whole Primal thing. Just was sort of instantly "Ah, he's a fake"
untold gull
that was thordan 👀
dim sigil
Panda tho
unique verge
We killed Igeyohrm
untold gull
wait, we did? 
unique verge
Thordan ate Lahabrea and who knows if that took based on the announcement
Yes we auracited her ass into oblivion
at the end of aetherochemical
cinder badger
unique verge
then Thordan shows up and eats 
dim sigil
Laha coming back in panda
untold gull
ic ic. he's probably dead tbh. it was the same deal as that sahagin who got absorbed by leviathan
unique verge
The only concerning thing is if he's not
because it would mean he's been riding Estinien this whole time recovering
untold gull
inb4 the final final boss of the raid is that fire spirit lahabrea made for the volcano
if it is, i humbly request grapes for reward
cinder badger
Yeah but an Unsundered Ascian would probably have more control over the situation than a Sahagin that has no idea how to use its powers
dim sigil
I just hope that's the end of the ascians for good
untold gull
probably not. but i'd love to meet the other convocation members without the leash of the unsundered. i wonder if they've had a change of opinion since
dim sigil
Actually fuck raids go on till the .5 patches right we'll still be dealing with them all the way into the next arc
More stuff like gaia i guess
untold gull
i still like the idea that we find an ancient architecture like we did in the tempest
dim sigil
Did they say if panda is a normal or alliance
cinder badger
To be honest if we're going to be done with the whole Hydaelyn/Zodiark thing we need a new reason as to why we're so Godlike and Untouchable compared to everybody else
untold gull
i love going through the akadaemia because it was a remnant of that civilisation. would love to know more about them than we do now
dim sigil
Any old stuff on the source gotta be long gone after the several clamitys
cinder badger
Because it's likely we won't have her blessing anymore.
dim sigil
The sage video tho plays a jazy song that wouldnt be out of place for a new amarout dungeon tho
untold gull
if they say that we essentially became a primal because of people's prayers, i'ma flip
cinder badger
No I just think we become Azem but retain our current form
dim sigil
Were gonna go to unreality in the next arc
cinder badger
Like we will go to other shards in future expansions meet our counterparts there go through some sort of Journey ending with them joining with us
Which makes us stronger
dim sigil
Id thinks that'd happen in one expasion over several
But gotta account for zones i guess
cinder badger
How many more pieces of us left until we're fully rejoined?
cinder badger
8 times rejoined so count the piece of us from the source that's 9/14
dim sigil
Gonna channel azem into us yeah
cinder badger
So that means we have five more to go before we become whole
unique verge
Timefuckery
cinder badger
Imagine he was Hythlo
unique verge
I dont think that was necessarily that
dim sigil
Nah that's ystola cuz they share emote
untold gull
elidibus did say his soul is much denser than he thought - he didn't take into account he's from the source of a now alternate future
unique verge
Yes but did Elidibus know he was from the Source at all?
cinder badger
But I could see us becoming whole, Azem once more, but because we're awesome and not an asshole like the rest of the Ascians we choose to retain the same form we've been using this whole time
And just continue what we do best
Go everywhere and help people and adventure
dim sigil
The trailer opening is heavily foreshadowing that
untold gull
tbf, unlike the rest of the convocation, we've just been doing our seat's responsibility even sundered 
we ain't getting paid enough for this shit
dim sigil
Ain't much but its honset work
cinder badger
But the reason we were even put in that seat was because that's exactly what we do
dim sigil
Pays me enough to by new glam when its out
somber storm
We become Light Ascian
dim sigil
A small amount of pocket Gil from me is prob life changing but no wol just spends millions on fashion
cinder badger
They don't put people on the convocation and force them to perform their duties. They pick you for the seat based on your qualifications.
It's implied that Azem must have had a bit of wanderlust and a sense for helping others which is why they chose them for the seat.
untold gull
I wanna know more about the magic within azem's crystal
cinder badger
Anybody who goes out of their way and summon a primal for some goddamn grapes doesn't hate their job
dim sigil
And christ we need an offcial ingame pronoucenation of azem
I also love we have some form of a canon name now
Sorta
untold gull
I get it's emet's recreation of it, but how lazy did azem needed to be to create a type of magic so they can summon friends in a moment's notice
cinder badger
@dim sigil It's probably similar to "Azim"
cinder badger
So we're basically the pharaoh
obsidian pagoda
There's Azem, Azim, Azeyma
cinder badger
Azem
Atem
cinder badger
Let's go play some children's card games
wet crown
I'd rather say Ah-zeem and Ah-zey-ma
unique verge
Well, there's also clarifying the "Ah" part.
wet crown
That's how we'll defeat Fandaniel
How did we not think this through sooner?
dim sigil
I go by ah zem but id happily switch to what the canon pronouncement is if its different
wet crown
Brilliant!
gusty quest
Same with all the villains
wet crown
We'll beat him with the memest of meme decks
dim sigil
Triple triad
cinder badger
"Cerebro. MAGNETO!"
wet crown
Ojamagic : The Executive Producer
gusty quest
No one can resist the all consuming power of children's card games
obsidian pagoda
We beat them with Lord of Verminion
dim sigil
Gross
obsidian pagoda
throw our little minions at him
somber storm
Pikmin style
cinder badger
So Fandango is Bakura and we are Atem
gusty quest
We go up to Valens and we're like: "Valens! Your cruelty against sad orphaned children ends now! Prepare to be defeated. AT CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES!!"
untold gull
I hate to admit it but that's almost accurate
unique verge
I've always mentally pronounced the name as A (the A sound in Apple) - Zem
cinder badger
And Zodiark is Zorc
obsidian pagoda
Option is either Ah (Apple) or Eh (as in Air)
gusty quest
Zodiark and friends!
somber storm
Zord
gusty quest
Zord and friends!
cinder badger
Zodiark did you remember to take out the trash?
"NO! I WAS TOO BUSY DESTROYING THE WORLDS!"
untold gull
I vote for Ah-zem
somber storm
Zordon
gusty quest
Would Valens be like Dartz and have a lisp
wet crown
Ah-zem, Ah-zeem and Ah-zey-ma
unique verge
obsidian pagoda
Azzzaaaaaa
gusty quest
He'd either be Dartz or Gozaburo
cinder badger
MAGNETO
gusty quest
Actually no. Valens would be a perfect Gozaburo
gusty quest
The mean legate in Sorrows
cinder badger
Oh I haven't caught up with that yet
gusty quest
The one who is super mean to the children
THEN GET CAUGHT UP
Sorrows is a good time
gusty quest
For you not for the characters involved
cinder badger
I'm trying to adjust playing with a controller so I don't fuk up
gusty quest
ALL HAIL LORD FUCKWAD!!
cinder badger
Zenos is Farquaad confirmed
His perfect world involves fighting his friend forever
cinder badger
Is he short tempered?
untold gull
He has a punchable face
obsidian pagoda
He's so punchable
gusty quest
A very punchable face
unique verge
Any ending of 5.5 where i dont get to flay his skin while he screams for mercy will be disappointing.
obsidian pagoda
I want Gaius to stab his gunblade straight in the middle
cinder badger
75% of the characters in this story have punchable faces to be honest
untold gull
I have never been so relieved to see someone so punchable that when they showed his faced, i legit cheered on my seat
gusty quest
I want everyone to murder him: Gaius, his cohorts, his still living kid, the other kids, us.
cinder badger
No tell me nobody's ever thought about giving louisoix a good right hook
unique verge
kinda want to see Gaius shove that hot metal rod in his eye though
cinder badger
"Come at me bro!"
gusty quest
I can't wait for 5.5, the cloud deck is gonna be awesome
I get a rematch with my all time fav giant robot
cinder badger
I still can't get over Cid's voice change
untold gull
It wasn't a change iirc
gusty quest
Covid meant they had to record from home
untold gull
It sounded like it because there was little to no sound direction when they recorded it and they had to do it at home. The old characters really sounded very off
gusty quest
Sound quality ain't gonna be as good compared to a proper studio
Yeah. direction is off too
untold gull
Aymeric was not one to sound so cheerful
cinder badger
I mean there's nothing in the rulebook that says they had to do voice dialogue I'm sure people would understand
gusty quest
Aymeric sounded like he was high off his ass
cinder badger
Covid is hitting everybody pretty hard as long as we still get quality content I'm fine
untold gull
Nero's lines, if you listen to it carefully, sounded like there's still leftover background noise from recording
Also, speaking of, how much of a deus ex machina g'raha's eyes are gonna be
cinder badger
I'm just going to assume Cid inhaled too many Ceruleum fumes.
gusty quest
I'm gonna assume Aymeric was high on bath salts
untold gull
God, i heard him and i'm just 'you're not aymeric. What'd you do with my aymeric'
obsidian pagoda
He's high on some vanu vanu drink
cinder badger
Well he was visiting with a vanu vanu chief
obsidian pagoda
It's the good juice
cinder badger
It's made with Bismarck piss
" MY FRIEND WHAT GOOD FORTUNE! I'M SO FKING HIGH RIGHT NOW!!!" -Aymeric
It's just been a good day for the man, I'll cut him some slack.
Cid however sounds pissed.
He left his bottle of drug store vodka at home.
obsidian pagoda
Nah Nero drank it
untold gull
And somehow ending up fine
obsidian pagoda
If Cid is pissed it's 100% cause of Nero, everytime
cinder badger
Actually I really do think it's a different voice actor
Even taking everything else into account if you play his last known bit of voice dialogue and the current dialogue they don't sound like the same person
Oh wait okay I missed one
His last dialogue was in heavensward right?
Post Dragonsong?
untold gull
I looked it up and it's still the same voice actor
And yes, HW was the last time he had a voice acted scene
cinder badger
Okay sounds right
untold gull
Dude probably forgot how he sounded like in the first place
cinder badger
Yeah they don't give him a lot of voice dialogue
unique verge
Eh, it was close enough to correct
as were all of the 5.4 voices imo
Like, you could tell it wasnt the same production, etc. but it wasnt like they replaced Cid with a 12 year old or some shit
obsidian pagoda
He's just happy to see us
cinder badger
I'm playing it over and over and laughing every time
obsidian pagoda
probs was hoping for another dinner
cinder badger
He's just really really excited
REALLY excited
Just happy for some screen time
"MY TURN"
livid vault
He was so sad he didn't see us at the meeting lol, I laughed out loud when that was one of the first things he said
livid vault
The thirst is real
somber storm
Now for male WoL
cinder badger
Someone says the devs try to avoid Romance between the chatacters and then you get one inviting you to dinner at his place. Riiiiight
somber storm
Share the salt rock
obsidian pagoda
Now for male WoL
Hey none of that bisexual erasure here
somber storm
Highest Ishgardian honour is sharing the salt rock
cinder badger
Estiniens hair.
somber storm
Hey none of that bisexual erasure here
Jokes on you, I just headcanon my WoL as Aymeric's bro he wishes he had
obsidian pagoda
AH yes Bros who have romantic dinner together
I can't decide if I like Esti with his hair tied back or loose 
tiny wind
shipping culture 
cinder badger
How about dinner at my place, Warrior of Light... a-as FRIENDS of course!
livid vault
Just bros being bros
cinder badger
Just one of those casual candlelit dinners between friends with no strings attached.
I swear at one point I thought he was telling his servant to spike my drink
Cause they really focused in on the guy pouring the drinks
cinder badger
@narrow heron hey if it's wine it's made with grapes
And that truly is your one weakness
It was Baccus wine
narrow heron
I did like that ever since that event in ARR the WoL stared at most drinks suspiciously
obsidian pagoda
How many times have we been spiked now?
cinder badger
Oh yeah ever since nanamo got poisoned
obsidian pagoda
We just got done in like 5 quests prior to the dinner lol
cinder badger
Nanamo gets poisoned and the WoL checks every drink afterward
narrow heron
I think twice now.
Once with Nanamo, and another by some servant girl in Ishgarde
When we were making peace with dragons
cinder badger
Oh yeah
The echo May prevent us from being tempered but it doesn't stop good old-fashioned drugs
somber storm
And salt
somber storm
On the sponge bed
obsidian pagoda
🤢
somber storm
Musky spongy wet bed
untold gull
I think y'all forgot that haurchefant already had a flat out crush with the jp lines regardless of whether you have a male or female character
untold gull
lol
cinder badger
He wanted to get you naked
obsidian pagoda
If I gotta choose between an inn in Dragonhead or Haurchefant's room I know which one I'd take
untold gull
Hey, look, at least he's taking the initiative even if it was a bit creepy
obsidian pagoda
tbh the JP version was a bit too much, but I wished he was a bit more flirty in EN
cinder badger
So the final part of 6.0 BETTER include a reprise of Answers
somber storm
Remix
untold gull
Oh god, i didn't even think of that
somber storm
We Simple and Clean that shit
cinder badger
Since we're talking about coming full circle and the end of Hydaelyn's saga
untold gull
And i just watched the Flames of Truth trailer this morning
unborn lantern
I just remembered Alphinaud and Alisaie can summon the primal phoenix
their grandfather
obsidian pagoda
We defeat the end boss, have a party in Limsa, then Answers starts playing and the sky goes red
cinder badger
Hear
unborn lantern
fight against the
unborn lantern
Lunar bahamut
somber storm
Heehee
Feetsies
Thonks
cinder badger
Hydaelyn/Zodiark
Altanna/Promathia
somber storm
Thighdaelyn and Zonediark
cinder badger
Let me get this straight
I've been off the game for about 5 months
And I've only accumulated Seven Levels worth of rested EXP
cinder badger
That's still crap
I thought I'd at least have enough to get to level 65 on Monk
From 51
drifting prawn
I have a question. With the new expansion. The level cap will rise to 90. Does that mean that each remaining job would get new moves from 80-90?
wet crown
Well, yeah.
somber storm
That's how it works
cinder badger
That's typically the pattern with each new expansion but they could do things differently at any time
wet crown
cinder badger
Like if they decided to overhaul one of the jobs
somber storm
Could be just upgraded versions of the old skills
wet crown
everyone gets new skills
drifting prawn
I haven’t played long, so I wasn’t sure if they would put in new moves for the other jobs aswell as the two new jobs
wet crown
and some old skills might get removed or reworked entirely
drifting prawn
I see, ok thankyou 🙂
cinder badger
The add and remove abilities all the time because they want to keep a certain limit
Otherwise they go back to button bloat
Also some of those abilities might just be traits
wet crown
All healers can lose quite a bit of trash this time
Freecure, Cure, Benefic, Physik. Either removed or naturally upgraded.
Cuz they are just shit and noob traps
cinder badger
The Arcanist needs physic
cinder badger
Why do you think they regret having a single class tie into two jobs
Lol
It was a mistake that they chose not to repeat because it caused way too many issues
wet crown
Not a valid excuse anymore since ShB. They untied quite a bit of stuff. Branching off the same class is simply a boon now
cinder badger
Well you go tell them that I'm sure they will hand you over the reins and you'll make the game 500 times better
wet crown
Oh, I'd absolutely make SMN worlds better. Despite your sass
somber storm
Ruin
wet crown
somber storm
Ruin 3 and 2
cinder badger
I am sure you will.
kindred meteor
delete smns just hitting ruin 2 for an entire dungeon
cinder badger
You must have quite the list of successful games you've developed under your belt
I have opinions about certain jobs too but I don't expect them to do anything about it. Like how I think monks fist abilities seems to switch on and off between usefulness and why are they even here lol
One moment they make new mechanics and abilities that work around your fist stances the next it completely take him away and they're just floating around there 90% of the time you're on fist of Fire and never change from that
Fist of Earth is nice when soloing so I guess that's cool. But they gave fist of wind a neat mechanic with greased lightning stacks and then they took away that mechanic to make grease lightning just a flat passive
Monk is better for it but now fists of wind is back to being that button I kind of don't need to use all that often
kind lark
Replace combat jobs with doh jobs, simple
cinder badger
But I totally get it ideas just don't stick sometimes. 4.0 had the Riddle abilities Tie into your fist stances and the effect of your shoulder tackle but then they scrapped that later on.
gaunt star
make alchemist a healer so ppl can have their chemist 
cinder badger
No thank you
cinder badger
I'm interested to see how a Templar would work in this game if that does indeed become the next job
gaunt star
it wont be templar 
tiny wind
i hope they add more limited jobs 
cinder badger
@gaunt star I mean you can't really know that
gaunt star
i do
Unveiling a limited job instead of a normal one at the online fanfest is just begging for mob outrage
kind lark
Add a job you only play once every Tuesday
tiny wind
people would go crazy
cinder badger
Honestly I'm going to keep an open mind because if I say it's not going to be this job or it's not going to be that job and then it turns out I was wrong people are going to be complete assholes about it and rub it in my face
kind lark
ultimate legend my ass <a:pensive_rage_gif:485861443082649610>
Ultimate stingy asshole
primal aurora
sooooo Beastmaster?
gaunt star
Ultimate stingy asshole
they probably paid for those clears lmfao
the run was mostly newbies even if the trial was easy they died but eh why heal them anyway
1 tank 2 healers and 1 dps can do it 
just much slower
cinder badger
Beastmaster is a little less likely because they mentioned before how difficult it would be to include that plus yoshi-p is not very fond of pet jobs as you can see with how Summoner and Scholar turned out
somber storm
No pets allowed
gaunt star
yoshi is not fond of necromancers either but here we are 
primal aurora
Sage looks dope but I'm not giving up being a scholar main for it
gaunt star
'its a melee necro!!"
wet crown
the lore is not fond of necromancy
gaunt star
-forums
cinder badger
I think a lot of people are moving out of necromancer territory and just want a Scythe user
somber storm
Quick, pull up the synonyms for reaper and necromancer
kind lark
444
lime estuary
It'll likely be a scythe job with a name we havent heard before
cinder badger
You posted a genshin impact animation I have less respect for you
gaunt star
i was never interested in your respect anyway
cinder badger
Genshin is an abomination
gaunt star
cinder badger
Alexander Anderson taught me not to weep for the stupid.
kind lark
Not today, Richard
cinder badger
It would be hilarious if they called it sag
somber storm
It's PEW
gaunt star
Twitter
open verge
I would
gaunt star
probably those disgusting creatures we know as RPers
open verge
Sag is worse tho
cinder badger
Sage will be released in a nerfed state
kind lark
There is a red spy in the base
cinder badger
Wait if gentleman is a job Ben Hildebrand is our mentor
kind lark
The melee job reveal is in May, right?
kind lark
Anything in between?
gaunt star
ofc not
open verge
5.5
open verge
Confirmed in ll
Who knows
5.5 might just show the new weapon
It should show Zenos and his new toy at the very least
gaunt star
5.5 will probably start the final days so it would make sense
inb4 its a live event like dalamud 
cinder badger
Because they said something that was weirdly translated about Dragoon everybody is assuming that it will use maiming gear
zenith turret
ive been praying that the towers get used as some sort of live event
open verge
Would be dope
zenith turret
i want the world to slowly be consumed in flames as 6.0 looms closer
open verge
I can see it working like the night sky in 5.0
Once you reach a certain point in msq the zone changes
unborn lantern
can't wait for 6.0 R34
gaunt star
nani
unborn lantern
open verge
gaunt star
bonkai
gaunt star
<:wearycarby:588388854831120406>
who u think will die in 6.0 from our buds
open verge
Hmm
royal spruce
Everyone dies including Warrior of light the end
gaunt star
lol
open verge
I hope someone dies
royal spruce
open verge
No
gaunt star
Shtola dies since 3.5 or some shit
unborn lantern
I know who will die
kind lark
If they touch Estinien!
gaunt star
shes already going to die due to her condition anyway
gaunt star
kill Yana save Eorzea
zenith turret
uh scuse
unborn lantern
wot
zenith turret
papalymo
unborn lantern
who tf is papalymo
gaunt star
a scion
zenith turret
....
gaunt star
zenith turret
minfilia
kind lark
who?
royal spruce
Gaius
gaunt star
or fused or w/e
zenith turret
exactly they killed her off
gaunt star
gaius possibly
unborn lantern
they killed them for the plot okay
but they dont have anyone to kill this time
they can't even kill y'shtola
gaunt star
they cant kill the poster girl
unborn lantern
emet could have killed all of them
royal spruce
Oh I didn't notice tomorrow's singles day
gaunt star
cause he didnt attempt to kill them
unborn lantern
they don't have the baaaallls
gaunt star
gaunt star
gaunt star
its ok Yana u finally got villains with no morals and stuff like Fandaniel and Zenos
unborn lantern
yes but they still have to do their long ass speeches
gaunt star
The narrator
yes
kind lark
emet was the one voice in the trailer right
Yeah he was
unborn lantern
atleast let zenos kill like
gaunt star
Zenos will only have a speech for the WoL since hes WoLsexual
unborn lantern
Thancred, y'shtola
Kill everybody as a matter of fact
but leave Graha'tia to me
royal spruce
Everyone believes our best friend is going to be the new Scythe wielder right
gaunt star
yea
unborn lantern
i'ma kill u
gaunt star
pls do
unborn lantern
ur already ded
gaunt star
just wait for after 6.0 tho
unborn lantern
gaunt star
actually
wait until the last ff7 remake game is released
so i can have a decent ending and not the crap from the og
gaunt star
MSQ wont end, new arc with 6.1 
gaunt star
they probably wont when they got so many shards n stuff going on
unborn lantern
they gonna cyberpunk us
gaunt star
they can basically go any direction they want after ZvH
gaunt star
lol i knew cyberpunk would flop just from the abyssmal amount of marketing
unborn lantern
DEAD
gaunt star
they wont die xd
gaunt star
no
unborn lantern
funny how the game makes ur WoL empathize sineaters like oooo
fkin
kill tesleen
kill em all
gaunt star
i wanna see zodiark and hydaelyn like in the artworks
not the dumbass crystals
fkin yoship
gaunt star
who
unborn lantern
all of main characters
gaunt star
unborn lantern
i crave power
i want to be the villain for a change
could had fkin turned to a sin-eater
but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
gaunt star
unborn lantern
