#retired-patch-6-3-discussion

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gaunt star
mossy iron
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Ouch

teal geyser
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for the last fucking time she's 16

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also

mossy iron
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Cali cares not for our souls

tardy elm
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Urianger liked Modimbra and she’s gone

teal geyser
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you're still going to jail

mossy iron
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Moenbryda

woeful dagger
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prove it

gaunt star
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She may be gone.

mossy iron
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My soul

gaunt star
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But she is always there in spirit.

somber storm
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Well

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Not really

teal geyser
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eat shit

tardy elm
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Urianger seems to like Gaia too

gaunt star
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Also ty, that makes sense. I was tripped up over how long it took for her to train.

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Gaia needs to keep steppin'.

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😠

woeful dagger
mossy iron
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Gaia is Ryne's age

teal geyser
woeful dagger
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they'll be 17 by time of EW so there

lapis seal
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lul

tardy elm
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Ayermic should marry Lyse

mossy iron
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He could do better

teal geyser
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they'd still be 16

gaunt star
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He can marry me.

tardy elm
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Fordola instead?

woven escarp
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fordola best girl

teal geyser
mossy iron
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tilts her head

woeful dagger
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Fordola will never be married

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She's too dom

cinder badger
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Watch Lyse get with Hien

woeful dagger
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All the weak men of Eorzea cannot handle her

gaunt star
mossy iron
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You think Doms don't marry?

woeful dagger
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Not her.

mossy iron
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makes a note

teal geyser
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THIS IS SHIT

gaunt star
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But not because dom.

teal geyser
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CIRINA LOVES HIEN

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DONT RUIN THEM

gaunt star
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She just seems like the type that doesn't want to settle.

woeful dagger
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Lyse gets with Raubahn is the obvious answer

mossy iron
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I always liked Magnai/Cirina

viscid monolith
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Arenvald deserves a nice girl. Fordola bad.

woeful dagger
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They are almost inseparable now

cinder badger
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Speaking of unwanted Xeala

lapis seal
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yo but serious question, why havent we seen any romance during this entire game other than thancred?

mossy iron
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Ouch

woeful dagger
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Fordola is not bad you take that shit back

random ravine
somber storm
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Pipin and Nanamo

frank raptor
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Little sun~

cinder badger
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Are you my Nhaama

viscid monolith
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Arenvald is precious cinnamon roll too pure for this Earth.

gaunt star
woeful dagger
random ravine
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and arenvald and sadu would be good too

woeful dagger
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We basically go find a girls' lover in Eulmore

teal geyser
cinder badger
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What do you think will happen with little Sun

teal geyser
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Lamitt and Ardbert

tardy elm
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Alphinaud should date Fordola

mossy iron
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Runar and Y'Shtola

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🥺

cinder badger
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@teal geyser are dead

gaunt star
frank raptor
woeful dagger
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the way Runar picks up Y'shtola is so cringe

mossy iron
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I see what you did there Lex

woeful dagger
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he must be the insert for all the weirdos

cinder badger
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@frank raptor we're going to go to the Moon only to find that Magnai beat us there

somber storm
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Hmm, Yugiri and Hien be the same age

teal geyser
gaunt star
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Oh.

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I forgot all about Yugiri.

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😳

woeful dagger
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the obvious answer is Hien and Sadu Khatun

mossy iron
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Yugiri is too subservient to Hien for anything to happen there

viscid monolith
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Yugiri is an independent woman married to her work

gaunt star
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...

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Just my type.

somber storm
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Kunoichi gf

mossy iron
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Pft

tardy elm
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What about Kuranai? Does Hien know her?

woeful dagger
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how else can Hien unify Othard unless he marries the leader of the Azim Steppes

mossy iron
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The Raen?

teal geyser
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Yugiri and Hien confuse me because there is a short story only available in that one physical book about him, Yugiri, and Cirina and I swear to god that she feels for Hien BUT knows that Hien and Cirina love each other and keeps trying to make them work

somber storm
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Oh yeah, Mikoto and Cid

frank raptor
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Yugiri with our NIN NPC? XD (forgot his name)

tiny wind
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Kurenai is top tier in cuteness

bronze valley
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Well, the whole situation in the east could play out like a rom com if SE wanted to

cinder badger
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The expansion after Endwalker. I can see us going to the new world

somber storm
woeful dagger
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I hope we just never go to the East again tbh

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Kinda over it

forest magnet
frank raptor
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Why we forgot our best couple guys?

Rowena X Gernolt

teal geyser
woeful dagger
teal geyser
teal geyser
mossy iron
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I love Dulia and Chai

cinder badger
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or even maybe on Endwalker. "New Dawn" right?

somber storm
woeful dagger
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Okay by "east" i only mean Doma and Hinigashi lol

gaunt star
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Realistic marriage.

teal geyser
woeful dagger
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Dalmasca would have a middle east vibe anyways, nothing like SB

frank raptor
woeful dagger
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Just get me out of that aesthetic

mossy iron
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Nuzz literally moves a mountain because Dulia was in danger

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Fight me

teal geyser
robust atlas
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Dulia and Chai may be some of the best written characters in the game— I wouldn’t be surprised if they were based on someone irl

frank raptor
mossy iron
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XD

tiny wind
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dulia x alphi

woeful dagger
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the only true romance in FF14 is Curious Gorge and Dorgono

teal geyser
woven escarp
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ugh

frank raptor
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How about the hildibrand femalr assitant with the creepy lurker lala?

woeful dagger
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Cali is a hater tonight

mossy iron
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Nah

teal geyser
cinder badger
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Nanamo and Pipin

teal geyser
random ravine
mossy iron
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Nanamo is a teenager

robust atlas
somber storm
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Hildibrand and Nashu

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Nanamo is 21

mossy iron
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How old is Pipin

woven escarp
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nanamo and raubahn

tiny wind
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when it comes to lalas all the shipping is weird tbh

somber storm
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Pipin is 25

mossy iron
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Wtf

frank raptor
teal geyser
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Nanamo and Pipin are fine ages

somber storm
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5 year rule

teal geyser
forest magnet
woeful dagger
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Pipin was already a man when we met him in ARR

woven escarp
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raubahn would literally kill himself to save nanamo

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

mossy iron
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Shit

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She's 20

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Wtf

frank raptor
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Alisaie and alphinaud

Hang on

somber storm
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Nanamo 21

forest magnet
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what are you doing ~~step ~~bro

cinder badger
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Pipin is 25

woeful dagger
woven escarp
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it was his duty, until nanamo fired him

mossy iron
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I could see Pipin and Nanamo

forest magnet
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imagine being dedicated to Lyse

robust atlas
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Alisaie and Ga Bu OTP

somber storm
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Nah, Raubahn oath is done

woven escarp
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if lyse didn't have the personality of wallpaper paste she'd be fine

tardy elm
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Ayermic should marry Merylb or Kan-E.

mossy iron
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Please

frank raptor
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Tsuyu and Gosetsu anyone?

mossy iron
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Merl and Mistbeard

woeful dagger
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Mistbeard is dead though

somber storm
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Aymeric and Lucia

robust atlas
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WHOyu and GosetsWHO?

woven escarp
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mistbeard is never dead

random ravine
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Zhloe and Adhikriag (or however u spell his name)

woven escarp
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the legend is immortal

woeful dagger
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well the 'original' Mistbeard is dead

mossy iron
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Pft Mistbeard is her second in command

woeful dagger
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Or on his deathbed at least

random ravine
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Merylwyb and Raubahn

mossy iron
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Mistbeard is like the Dread Pirate Roberts

woven escarp
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reminder that merlwyb was mistbeard for a while

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

desert abyss
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why cant we romance alphinaud

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immersion ruined

woeful dagger
tardy elm
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Lucia is under Auermic’s command; that’s a bit awkward

somber storm
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Lucia wants to do the salt lick with Aymeric

mossy iron
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Someone please get that reference

gaunt star
woven escarp
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no

somber storm
woven escarp
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she's dumb as a rock and can't do anything right

mossy iron
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Nashua creeps me out a bit

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Thank you Mad

teal geyser
woven escarp
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nashu is trash waifu material

gaunt star
teal geyser
somber storm
cinder badger
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Nomura and our Belts

robust atlas
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Merlwyb and a male viera

woven escarp
random ravine
mossy iron
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"I'd climb that mountain"

woven escarp
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and then slafyrsyn takes over after she gives up the title

teal geyser
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noooooooo

frank raptor
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Btw, alisaie is literally have crush on WoL or only very admire him/her?

teal geyser
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no no no

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I'm really going to have to look that up Damber

random ravine
cinder badger
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Azem and Grapes

woven escarp
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please do since I have no idea where to even begin to look haha

forest magnet
teal geyser
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I have spoken

forest magnet
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G'raha Tia has a crush

random ravine
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when

mossy iron
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So many people have crushes on WoL

forest magnet
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Haurchefant

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Lilija

mossy iron
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Haurch

cinder badger
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@random ravine yeah she totally does

forest magnet
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You could argue Emet Selch

woven escarp
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slafyrsyn is mistbeard now but he's only mistbeard because merlwyb gave up the title after she became the grand admiral of limsa

lapis seal
forest magnet
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Zenos

mossy iron
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DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

turbid helm
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Alisaie is gonna kill G'raha and be the final boss of FFXIV

lapis seal
mossy iron
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Aymeric

forest magnet
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Sadu

tardy elm
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The WoL has a crush on Yshitola... because the Yshitola told him/her to stop examining her backside in the Rakita Greatwood 😝

woven escarp
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ugh, sadu

viscid monolith
forest magnet
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It's Y'shtola

frank raptor
dim sigil
woven escarp
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imagine having a girlfriend who wants you to punch her so hard she coughs blood

turbid helm
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Yshtola is a furry now. Pure degenerate.

forest magnet
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Yoshtila

woven escarp
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otherwise she can't get off

mossy iron
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"Hah, don't make me put you over my knee"

somber storm
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The WoL is canonically a goofy person

forest magnet
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"Guys our suicidal postergirl needs character development"
Ishikawa: "Make her a mommy"

mossy iron
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Azem

somber storm
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A goofy killing machine to be exact

cinder badger
mossy iron
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^

dim sigil
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WoL is in a wonderful marriage with a ex ishgardian woman

frank raptor
tardy elm
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Ystride?

dim sigil
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Yeah

teal geyser
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Are you getting this from uh

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Eynzahr Slafyrsyn: “Aye, Mistbeard was not one man, but many. For generations, both name and mask have been inherited by those deemed worthy. And so the legend continued. But now that legend will come to an end, for the last Mistbeard has found a new purpose in life: one woman and her dream of a brighter future for Limsa Lominsa.

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this quote

frank raptor
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I didnt remember meeting anyone named Ystride @_@

turbid helm
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I get big sis vibes from y'shtola.

woven escarp
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yeah

frank raptor
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Speaking of ishgard tho. Hilda?

dim sigil
mossy iron
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As the oldest of 3, I concur

teal geyser
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Damber I'm sorry to say this but uh

cinder badger
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Shtola is becoming too much like Matoya for me to have interest in her

tardy elm
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Dark Knight Quest = Ystride

teal geyser
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that's not saying Merlwyb was a Mistbeard

viscid monolith
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Merlwyb was the captain of the League of Bastards

frank raptor
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Ohh, my DRK still lvl50 lol

viscid monolith
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After killing her dad

teal geyser
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that's saying that he, as Mistbeard found a new purpose in life, Merlwyb

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aka

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they be fuckiiing

turbid helm
mossy iron
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Heh

somber storm
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Roe couples am I right?

tardy elm
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It’s hard to imagine people mistaking Merylb as having a beard💡

mossy iron
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Merl x Eynzahr

dim sigil
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Speaking of mistbread its BS that helm doesnt work on bun

tardy elm
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How about Alphinaud and Ray-O senna?

mossy iron
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#bunproblems

frank raptor
# turbid helm Drk quests so good

Sadly i'm not very liking DRK rotation. But if i got exp ring like most expansion pre order. I think i'll level it up for the sake of amaro too

viscid monolith
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Raya is too old for Alphinaud

teal geyser
tardy elm
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How old is Ray-O?

woven escarp
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I thought raya was the same age?

mossy iron
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squints

teal geyser
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oh 21

viscid monolith
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Wait I got her mixed up with Kana my bad

mossy iron
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Damn Padjali throwing off my age-radar

viscid monolith
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Wait she's 21?

teal geyser
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yeah

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21

tardy elm
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😮 21???

viscid monolith
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I thought she and her brother were still kid ages

cinder badger
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Edda and Avere.... FOREVER playdead

mossy iron
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Like damn lalas

teal geyser
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shithead boy is 17

gaunt star
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Can't believe y'all nope'd on Nashu.

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😳

dim sigil
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How old is whm guy

teal geyser
random ravine
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i thought this was 6.0 spoilers

mossy iron
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Be nice to Alphinoodle

gaunt star
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She the only one that will love you even after death.

mossy iron
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He tries his best

teal geyser
gaunt star
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She will literally.

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Be at your grave.

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Missing you.

serene crest
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Here’s the age chart yet again

random ravine
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why are we talking about who should shag who

serene crest
woven escarp
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🤔

gaunt star
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All them other pretty NPC women gonna leave you behind.

teal geyser
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fuck

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18

woven escarp
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nashu is why you died in the first place

teal geyser
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grr

woven escarp
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blew your ass up with an errant bomb

mossy iron
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Yep

gaunt star
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Once again.

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100% wife material.

random ravine
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who's the girl in between emmeliaine and livia?

mossy iron
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I'm good without blowing up

teal geyser
random ravine
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also side note, i can't believe emmeliaine and livia are the same age

dim sigil
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Hien is wife mateiral

teal geyser
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aka do your fucking raids snack

gaunt star
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Nashu is just explosive. sad

random ravine
teal geyser
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it was an easy question

mossy iron
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That chart is a damn lie

radiant badger
teal geyser
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woulda been faster but i typo'd

mossy iron
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G'Raha is 124

teal geyser
mossy iron
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XD

teal geyser
woven escarp
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hammer job

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give me the hammer job

mossy iron
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324?

radiant badger
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I mean, it is a garlean thing.

teal geyser
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yeah

woven escarp
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so I can hammer everything to death

mossy iron
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Where'd the other 2 centuries come from?

woven escarp
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🔨

teal geyser
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he spent 200 years on the source before he went to the future

mossy iron
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Ohhhh

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I missed that bit

random ravine
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i jst didn't recognize her

dim sigil
radiant badger
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And there's enough of 'em. A slow SMASH HAMMAH melee DPS isn't out of the question, since we have slow-ass mage already

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And DNC isn't exactly.. zoom

mossy iron
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Do the story too

teal geyser
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She comes in about halfway @random ravine

mossy iron
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SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH

tardy elm
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How old is Avery?

mossy iron
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ahem

teal geyser
tardy elm
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Avere

radiant badger
cinder badger
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@radiant badger warriors have hammers

random ravine
mossy iron
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/dote Doom

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Pull the levah

radiant badger
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WRONG LEVAHHHHH

teal geyser
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levah?

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more like

tardy elm
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21? But Edda’s 16?

teal geyser
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LEVIATHUN

mossy iron
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Pft

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Avere was an asshole

cinder badger
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Edda's dead

radiant badger
woven escarp
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everyone's dead 😌

mossy iron
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Why do we even have that lever

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They all spent so much time ragging on Edda instead of helping her

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Like damn

teal geyser
woven escarp
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she couldn't even handle being an honest healer

teal geyser
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Snack is dumb

woven escarp
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she deserved to be shit on

mossy iron
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No

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That's abuse, fuck off

tardy elm
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So Avere is a creep?

somber storm
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Tank adjust

mossy iron
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Yes

teal geyser
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I mean

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for like

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Eorzea

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19 and 16 is...close enough?

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Like

woven escarp
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🤔

teal geyser
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it could be worse

somber storm
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Well....

mossy iron
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True

woven escarp
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"abuse" haha

mossy iron
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Yes

teal geyser
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It's at the very least not far from normal right?

woven escarp
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green dps who heal tanks sometimes

teal geyser
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isn't 16/18 okay?

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I don't know US rules well

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and apparently the internet operates on US rules

random ravine
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it's different for each state

gaunt star
unique verge
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16/corpse might not be okay.

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lol

mossy iron
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wobbles hand

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Pft

random ravine
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i think 15 is ok in some states

teal geyser
random ravine
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so alisaie is legal

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in certain states

unique verge
mossy iron
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She's 16

gaunt star
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Yeah.

mossy iron
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Legal in most states

gaunt star
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16 is legal in my state.

teal geyser
gaunt star
mossy iron
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Snack said she was 15

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Corrected him

random ravine
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i did not

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i said 15 is legal

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in some states

mossy iron
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squint

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Carry on

teal geyser
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Snack is right

random ravine
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never said alisaie was 15

mossy iron
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The derp is strong tonight

gaunt star
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Well I like Y'shtola so I'm safe. 😊

unique verge
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Also this convo is on the knifes edge from devolving into heresy

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Perhaps pull back before its too late

mossy iron
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What?

warm bone
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👀

mossy iron
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Heresy

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Where

unique verge
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ITS TOO LATE

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MODS

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RUN

shell merlin
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when can we preorder for fan festival aka preorder for lunar whale

mossy iron
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flees

dim sigil
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How old is mother M somthing

mossy iron
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What?

gaunt star
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Aren't they just putting it up on Mog Station as is?

teal geyser
shell merlin
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old enough

warm bone
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im too lazy to chase. goes back to bed

gaunt star
shell merlin
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@gaunt star lunar whale?

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no no no

somber storm
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Flihamin?

frank raptor
somber storm
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She like 34

dim sigil
unique verge
mossy iron
shell merlin
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@frank raptor ty

gaunt star
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Please correct me if wrong. sad

mossy iron
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Uhhhhh

shell merlin
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lunar whale is for fan festival

the holy 8 mount

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step side 2 person whale

your days are over

cinder badger
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Ardbert wasn't Azems soul in the first

teal geyser
mossy iron
teal geyser
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She's 36

frank raptor
teal geyser
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Younger than Momodi

gaunt star
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Ahhhhh okay.

mossy iron
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Momodi is a lala

gaunt star
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2 person whale are for the 9th and 10th "friends."

teal geyser
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Momodi is in her 40s

regal lantern
mossy iron
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They live to like 400

shell merlin
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@frank raptor thats a u problem

gaunt star
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You'll find out where you stand amongst your group. haha

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If you're not on big whale, you're on little whale.

teal geyser
unique verge
shell merlin
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I know my whole fc is gonna buy the whale so

unique verge
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Ages of most relevant characters

shell merlin
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nobody is gonna be together

frank raptor
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7.0 they will introduce 24man alliance raid mount

cinder badger
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@regal lantern no way, I found the real Azem

unique verge
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Not included is Maximum Boomer Energy Lyon, who is 68

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lol

shell merlin
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how old is WOL hmmmmmmmm

gaunt star
shell merlin
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I rp as 12 year old WOL

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ez

frank raptor
unique verge
tardy elm
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Is that chart official? Yshitola is only 23?😮

frank raptor
unique verge
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If you read the picture it literally says that Yshtola lies about her age

mossy iron
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You don't ask her age, Lex

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It's safer that way

frank raptor
mossy iron
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Do you see her frying pan?

gaunt star
mossy iron
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Hildy fears it for a reason

teal geyser
shell merlin
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nanamo is 21 woo

unique verge
mossy iron
tardy elm
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Yes post the math

gaunt star
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Nanamo is the cutest lala.

mossy iron
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Nanamo x Pippin is something I can believe in

cinder badger
mossy iron
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Though, I still wanna pick up lalas like Raubahn

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PFT

forest magnet
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yes

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XIV has no serious romance plotlines

wicked bluff
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hype

forest magnet
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the whole thing between Runar and Y'shtola is the closest we'll ever get

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unfortuantely

tardy elm
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Even in Star Wars they have romance plot lines...

mossy iron
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That's okay, there's romances in my head

warm bone
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theres theres aymeric and uhhh

mossy iron
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Lucia

cinder badger
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@forest magnet uuuuh Nanamo and Pipin are pretty obvious

deft burrow
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The problem with romance plot lines is that they tie down the writer unless they are specifically planned for ahead of time and incorporated into future events.

warm bone
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whats her name again. lydia?

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lucia

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thats right

eager fox
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smug is uwu

forest magnet
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Lucia/Aymeric is just a crush

#

though

mossy iron
#

The Blonde

warm bone
unique verge
#

Smug over here combining Lucia with her dead sister Livia

#

lol

forest magnet
mossy iron
#

Aymeric has a crush on the WoL

teal geyser
mossy iron
#

We know this

#

How old is Hilde?

teal geyser
#

23

forest magnet
#

crushes are not serious romance but yea

mossy iron
#

Hm

forest magnet
#

most of the 'romance' in this game is crushes

eager fox
#

Oh

#

I thought he was older

mossy iron
#

Wait

#

How old is Godbert

tardy elm
#

Someone should marry someone in 6.0!

teal geyser
#

old

warm bone
#

what about that Miqote and the twin Roes?

teal geyser
#

Godbert is 56

forest magnet
#

huh?

warm bone
#

theres also the crush on brayflox

mossy iron
#

squint

deft burrow
#

how old is matoya?

teal geyser
mossy iron
#

Dirt

cinder badger
#

Give it time now that Pipin is Nanamo's protector that will build

teal geyser
#

Matoya is older than her teeth

mossy iron
#

I love Julyan

#

She makes me happy

floral aurora
#

What was max crit damage at level 50? I'm curious

forest magnet
#

Where is the Pipin/Nanamo romance

#

The story barely has the 2 even together

woven escarp
somber storm
#

Matoya as old as Louisioux

tardy elm
#

Kan-E is a robot, so they should give her a romance plot line

teal geyser
# deft burrow how old is matoya?

But for real the EE literally just says "unknown" and there is 0 ways to work it out. Since she's old and also butted heads a lot with Louisoix I'd go with Law and say she'd be around the same age

deft burrow
#

Graha is oldest scion

teal geyser
cinder badger
#

Pipin replaced Raubhan after SB.

mossy iron
#

Okay, but who

teal geyser
#

Well

forest magnet
#

mentally yes he's the oldest scion

deft burrow
#

yeah he is

teal geyser
#

okay technically G'raha is

deft burrow
#

ye

unique verge
#

G'raha's body is not the oldest, but that fucker has been alive for hundreds of years

teal geyser
#

But this is like

#

fucky

woven escarp
#

especially 2.0 g'raha

cinder badger
#

He's basically Nanamo's guardian now

teal geyser
#

Fucky logic here Nubity

serene crest
mossy iron
#

She lies

deft burrow
#

Yeah time fuckery and merging with the crystal tower

forest magnet
#

he still got that good ol'
👉 👈

deft burrow
#

froze his body from aging

cinder badger
#

And with him being closer to her age and a lalafell they can actually build something with that

mossy iron
#

Them together is adorable

teal geyser
unique verge
#

It's safe to talk about how G'raha is actually an old man because his physical age is 24. No crossing of stupid lines.

wicked bluff
mossy iron
#

uhm

floral aurora
#

Lol someone had to do it

teal geyser
forest magnet
#

what stupid lines?

#

are u saying age of consent is a 'stupid line'

viscid monolith
#

AHA I FOUND IT

forest magnet
#

because if so that's pretty namazuconcern

viscid monolith
mossy iron
forest magnet
#

Camp Drybone

#

iirc

#

in the hotel

viscid monolith
#

The source of people believing Ranjit was still alive

deft burrow
#

Moon's haunted

mossy iron
#

Dear lord

gaunt star
#

Moonwalker.

unique verge
forest magnet
deft burrow
#

Moonbringers

gaunt star
#

But gets Calamity'd because of a licensing issue.

#

And re-released a year later.

wicked bluff
#

is the Moon's primal gonna be a giant robotic creepy MJ?

deft burrow
#

World blows up behind the title card transition in the teaser trailer btw

#

:DDDD

teal geyser
wicked bluff
#

sephirot sized

languid breach
viscid monolith
somber storm
#

Never forget that we never saw young Raubahn's face

tardy elm
#

How many years had it been from ARR to EW? Shouldn’t Alisae be like 20 by now?

unique verge
deft burrow
#

Zodiark is locked inside the moon

teal geyser
#

Years don't advance

wicked bluff
#

If you can't tell i'm joking then...

unique verge
#

FF exists in a time bubble. Nobody has aged. Time hasnt passed.

wicked bluff
teal geyser
#

that'd mean rewriting all the quests all the time for all possibilites

gaunt star
#

So.

mossy iron
#

Wibby wobbly timey wimey

somber storm
#

Time bubble

teal geyser
#

It'll always be stuck in the same year for all intents and purposes

gaunt star
#

6.1 and up's plot will be that the WOL realizes that they are stuck in time.

teal geyser
#

It's The Simpsons

gaunt star
#

And we must help them grow old.

tardy elm
#

D’OH

woven escarp
#

"hi I'm raven darkmoon from balmung, I was wondering when you would add the ability to play as children?"

forest magnet
unique verge
#

inb4 we fail at the end of 6.0 and timeskip occurs

gaunt star
#

FFXIV: Timebringers

forest magnet
#

Time For!
Time Force!

unique verge
gaunt star
#

And then 12.0 will be FFXIV: Year's End

unique verge
#

Ban that entire server, nothing of value would be lost

woven escarp
#

that's the breakdown of every Q&A session

forest magnet
#

RP is a mistake

wicked bluff
#

you guys hyped for Anima/

viscid monolith
#

I know what the new melee job will be

languid breach
#

the twins are officially mentally 17 tho, because they said a year passed for them in norvrandt
also to akchsually you, there's some throwaway lines in 4.0 that say it's been a year since Kaien was killed, and like that happened in 2.1 or so, so that couldbe interpreted as a year having passed. And somewhere in ShB they say something to the effect of "it's been many moons since you were the emissary of (chosen city)". The calendar will still never advance though.

woven escarp
#

thirsty bitch asks about hybrids, salty bitch asks about housing, degen asks about playing as children

gaunt star
viscid monolith
#

It's Superman

viscid monolith
teal geyser
woven escarp
#

the entire time yoshi-p is just like "who the fuck let these people in"

viscid monolith
#

Glad they redesigned her

languid breach
#

I keep thinking of Anima as my precious little fairy

floral aurora
#

Sage just looks so cool and makes me wonder will i finish the expansion as a healer

languid breach
#

there's not gonna be one

forest magnet
#

We do have an offical timeline

languid breach
#

didn't they like, officially say that the time bubble is gonna stay on

forest magnet
#

They didn't say it was going away?

#

And they reiterated it would be staying at the last fanfest

unique verge
#

Time bubble is still not going anywhere

forest magnet
#

So there's no reason to believe it would be going away

#

or there's any reason why it would

unique verge
#

if it was going away, it would go away with an expansion

#

Endwalker clearly does not do this

#

so its staying

#

I feel like that's less "aging" and more "he's seen some shit"

woven escarp
#

derplander looks like he's in his late 30s by the 5.0 trailer

mossy iron
#

He's done a lot

cinder badger
#

So Ramza was a Warrior of Light so that means he was you right?

unique verge
#

Though amusing, aging the WoL is the one thing they CAN do

woven escarp
#

laid a lot of pipe haha

unique verge
deft burrow
#

WoL has seen some shit

gaunt star
#

^

unique verge
#

Not all WoL's are Azem

languid breach
#

I'm just kinda sad about the time bubble because watching the twins go through the growing pain of going from like 5 foot tall to a fucking giraffe would be hilarious
Alisaie: help everything hurts
Alphinaud: tries to take a step and falls over

forest magnet
#

Also our soul can't be in two places at the same time

tardy elm
#

There should be a plot line where the WoL has to decide who to@marry; Yshitola, Lyse, Fordola or Alisaae

forest magnet
#

that's not how it works

#

if Ramza had our soul

#

it wouldn't work

#

because the soul would have to be both be in Ramza who's holding the seal

#

and in us

somber storm
#

A lot of stress and work for derplander

gaunt star
#

Just make a second soul. haha

woven escarp
#

just have more soul 5head

forest magnet
#

There is a second soul

#

but it's on a shard

#

Ardbert

somber storm
#

Well, we have that soul now

tardy elm
#

I forgot about Arbert!

deft burrow
#

Ardbert is inside us

languid breach
somber storm
gaunt star
#

That reminds me.

#

6.0 WHM relic is them becoming a tree.

floral aurora
#

Basically we did a piccolo fusion

viscid monolith
#

Derp grew a beard and lost weight

somber storm
#

I need that 5 o'clock shadow

serene crest
#

All that extra beef has turned lean HyurSad

viscid monolith
#

His jaw is chiseled from all of those face exercises

somber storm
#

nods

#

All that fist punching has put muscle into his arms

teal geyser
# languid breach the twins are officially mentally 17 tho, because they said a year passed for th...

right let's address this problem in waves

  1. Twin mental age literally means nothing
  2. true also he died BEFORE the events of 2.0, it's also not clear how long between the crushed rebellion and Yugiri leaving took place, then factor in the 2 month trip, probably a bit longer since they had shitty boats. I think given that there is room for it to actually have been a year without moving the timeline too much, also factor in that character could have easily been rounding up
  3. moons is days, maybe month because fuck Eorzea calander but it makes more sense for days in context.
deft burrow
#

Derplander Paladin is looking really fresh

languid breach
dim sigil
#

Okay but you're still going to jail

languid breach
#

days are referred to as suns or days

deft burrow
#

I mean the twins are legal now

floral aurora
#

No Endwalker moon gif yet :(

unique verge
#

Annnnd here comes the heresy

deft burrow
#

Their time in the hyperbolic first shard

floral aurora
#

That PLD shot was awesome

deft burrow
dim sigil
languid breach
#

it would be amazing if on the moon we actually had increased jump height like YEET who needs a flying mount

floral aurora
#

Get the one with the PLD

dim sigil
#

There happy

deft burrow
#

Need that gif of the pld standing in front of the moon

woven escarp
#

imagine if they had spent the last two years working on moon jump physics lmao

floral aurora
#

No PLD still lol

woven escarp
#

ripperoni

frank raptor
#

??

deft burrow
#

?

floral aurora
#

What happened?

gaunt star
#

Nuked.

woven escarp
#

time just reset

unique verge
untold gull
#

chat scrub

woven escarp
turbid aspen
#

woah that purge happened in a blink

deft burrow
tardy elm
#

lol

dim sigil
#

King crimson

eager fox
#

Look what you've done. This is why we can't have nice things.

gaunt star
#

Toki wa tomare.

teal geyser
#

Woah

floral aurora
#

Did someone spoil something?

teal geyser
#

what happened?

untold gull
#

no

somber storm
#

Purge

teal geyser
#

I looked away

frank raptor
#

No idea

untold gull
#

degeneracy happened

woven escarp
#

too much anime happened

unique verge
narrow ember
#

Someone found out yoshi Kate's identity

teal geyser
#

Who did the dumb fucking Morshu gif?

woven escarp
#

this is why anime was a mistake

gaunt star
untold gull
#

anyway, speaking of the twins. they have new outfits omg

frank raptor
#

It seems all the chat have twins purged lol

woven escarp
#

I just want more sage AF REEE

untold gull
#

alisaie finally got a better outfit. i hated the fuck out of her shb outfit

floral aurora
teal geyser
turbid aspen
#

Better be wearable outfits for us angery

somber storm
#

SB outfit dumb

teal geyser
frank raptor
viscid monolith
#

OMG did you guys hear Ultimate is delayed

untold gull
#

hey look, shorts are pretty damn flexible and easy to move in

teal geyser
deft burrow
#

Yeah

teal geyser
#

sorry

tidal jungle
viscid monolith
#

Well it's more like Ultimate was cancelled

somber storm
#

SB outfit had a long coat

untold gull
#

lol

prisma spade
#

If I have to come in here again because someone got uncontrollably horny over the thought of finally getting to fuck the twins, I'm going to hand out bans like Oprah gives out cars.

prisma spade
tardy elm
#

Alisae likes short shorts

deft burrow
#

They'll have to scale it up to lvl 90 now I guess

untold gull
#

lol

floral aurora
gaunt star
unique verge
#

......

narrow ember
#

Shes wearing shorts to help the boomers figure out who the girl is

woven escarp
#

because ultimate being delayed is whatever, that means there's two ultimates for 6.0

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

unique verge
#

I am facepalming so hard

untold gull
#

i think they're still feeling over the moon about endwalker

unique verge
#

at Yen's message and the one that followed it

deft burrow
#

yeah prob only 2 ultis for 6.0

viscid monolith
#

I'm disappointed

#

Disappointed in their choice of Ultimate

deft burrow
#

I am pretty interested in the island sanctuary stuff

turbid aspen
deft burrow
#

could end up really cool

eager fox
#

Hi Lance

viscid monolith
#

Shoulda been Gilgamesh

#

Hi Teddy

deft burrow
#

Nah, Dragonsong is cool af

gaunt star
deft burrow
#

Thordan and the dragon war

gaunt star
#

I hope they let us do more with Chocobo customization maybe.

deft burrow
#

The original Thordan

tiny wind
frank raptor
deft burrow
#

Probably going to see Hresvelgar and Nidhogg's sister

teal geyser
tiny wind
#

ah shit wrong reply

floral aurora
viscid monolith
#

Original Thordan was a scrub

eager fox
#

Island Sanctuary is just gonna be animal crossing. Instead of Tom Nook the crook, we get Rowena the crook. We'll be in debt FujiNotLikeThis

unique verge
deft burrow
#

He killed a dragon by himself

#

He pretty strong

teal geyser
deft burrow
#

One of the elder dragons

#

well

worn bloom
#

Rowena does anything and everything to keep you as a virtual slave.

woven escarp
#

🤔

deft burrow
#

"Elder Wyrms"

viscid monolith
#

He had the help of 14 Knights

somber storm
#

Island Sanctuary the 6.0 Relic farm

frank raptor
turbid aspen
#

Cant wait for DYS AHN SOOOOHM IIIIIIN

woven escarp
#

isn't ultimate a one per expac thing normally

tiny wind
tardy elm
#

Final FarmVille

viscid monolith
#

He ain't do shit on his own

woven escarp
#

two in 6.0 is bretty gud

eager fox
untold gull
#

what if it's midgardsommr's children - all of em

viscid monolith
#

And he STILL died haha

worn bloom
#

Nook as next raid boss.

somber storm
#

Play Island Sanctuary to get 6.0 relics

frank raptor
floral aurora
#

Nidhogg vs Thordan alone, winner is Nidhogg
Nidhogg vs Thordan and his knights, winner is Thordan

unique verge
#

Okay so i'm gonna throw this out there regarding Islands. It might be interesting, but its gonna end up being a disaster most likely because something about it is gonna end up feeling mandatory. It'll have a crafting reagent or some shit that you cant get anywhere else that you need on the regular.

deft burrow
#

That'd be sick @untold gull

teal geyser
#

also it wasn't even a fair fight, Thordan and his 14 men literally fucking ambushed Ratata, as for Nidhogg at that point they already got super dragon powers from eating her eyes so that's hardly fair

unique verge
#

and its gonna shift from 'interestin distraction' to 'mandatory chores'

deft burrow
woven escarp
#

like gardening for housing?

worn bloom
#

It doesn't seem like something they'd do for mandatory chores.

viscid monolith
teal geyser
#

Well they did say there was unique crafting gathering stuff

unique verge
teal geyser
#

but I don't think it'll be important

unique verge
#

I wouldnt put it past them

teal geyser
#

Airships and stuff do the same thing but it's not important

eager fox
#

I don't think it'll be required

deft burrow
#

They said its not specifically for crafters/gatherers

somber storm
#

Island Sanctuary be instanced housing /s

cinder badger
#

So how are yoy 8 times rejoined but not an old person?

teal geyser
#

no one complains "wah I have to do airships"

unique verge
#

Yeah but not everyone has access to airships.

viscid monolith
#

Nothing in thia game feels mandatory. It's a matter of your own will power.

woven escarp
#

most people don't

unique verge
#

whereas everyone will have access to islands

frank raptor
#

Probably island sanctuary will be ocean fishing type of content. Cool if you do, okay if you dont

deft burrow
#

mayb

teal geyser
late aurora
#

I’d love it if Island sanctuary was available to everyone regardless of progress, but it 100% won’t

unique verge
#

So you cant really assume that islands loot table would resemble airships loot table

viscid monolith
#

You gotta be able to just decide to not do something if you don't want to

worn bloom
#

What I want to know

eager fox
#

but like hey, fuck airships nyaissareee

worn bloom
#

Will the shoebill return?

deft burrow
#

I mean its a minion

unique verge
cinder badger
#

How is the warrior of light 8 times rejoined but not extremely old or even dead

deft burrow
#

So its there with us forever

worn bloom
#

I always felt something sinister from it.

deft burrow
#

Why would being rejoined 8 times make us old or dead?

floral aurora
#

Because we are OP

deft burrow
#

If anything it makes us stronger

#

Its returning us to our original form/power

frank raptor
deft burrow
#

Like Zodiark

cinder badger
#

Because it took time for those 8 rejoinings

viscid monolith
#

Fandaniel didn't smack us

teal geyser
cinder badger
#

We are still mortal

deft burrow
#

Oh, well the WoL is eternal

teal geyser
#

are you joking or serious Yayo?

deft burrow
#

Just keeps getting reincarnated

floral aurora
deft burrow
#

:DDD

odd yoke
#

Soul parts aren't equal to age

deft burrow
#

Remember, we are an Ascian

viscid monolith
#

Fandaniel is like a gnat to us. He's not dumb enough to fight us.

deft burrow
#

:D

teal geyser
#

because I don't want to answer that but I will if I have to

gaunt star
#

7.0 WoL dies.

frank raptor
viscid monolith
#

We aren't an Ascian

floral aurora
#

XD

dim sigil
#

Zenosmus

deft burrow
#

5.3 @viscid monolith

cinder badger
#

7 of those rejoinings are due to the calamities which had to have taken many years

eager fox
#

That's not what that means

unique verge
teal geyser
#

....this is basic knowledge

deft burrow
#

What's your evidence that we are not? @unique verge

#

Maybe state that before being rude

eager fox
#

Ascian was not the title of the 14

viscid monolith
#

Everyone is a reincarnation of a fragment of someone that was alive pre sundering

teal geyser
unique verge
#

Common fucking sense?

#

lol

deft burrow
#

Well yeah, I mean the Ascian's people

unique verge
#

then use that word

gaunt star
#

I'll serve Zodiark if it means I get moon housing. 😳

teal geyser
#

Bal is right

unique verge
#

because Ascian and Ancient are not remotely the same thing

teal geyser
#

use the right word

viscid monolith
#

Jeez you guys need to tone it down

teal geyser
eager fox
#

Deep breath in, hold it

gaunt star
viscid monolith
#

Why should I fight you when Meara will do it for me

eager fox
#

and now breath out

#

E

gaunt star
#

F

tardy elm
#

F

deft burrow
cinder badger
#

Okay so reincarnation that means we were also Warriors of light from the past.

deft burrow
#

Well the soul is the same

unique verge
deft burrow
#

Not all of them tho

unique verge
#

We are Azem. Azem is the OG WoL. Other people have been labelled WoL's due to the nature of their deeds. Its become more a title than a station.

deft burrow
#

We're just the ones that resembled Azem

rain onyx
#

Example: if you’re not a legacy player then you aren’t the WOL from 1.0

deft burrow
#

Whichever ones inherited Azem's soul

teal geyser
#

but also yes

frank raptor
#

I swear fandaniel will come here and say "the fuck i almost make another calamity and you prefer discussing you are a ascian or not"

unique verge
#

Everyone in the party in the ARR trailer was a WoL. But only one of them was Azem (if you were 1.0)

#

If that makes sense

cinder badger
#

But isn't the direction they're going that THE WoL was Azem. Who was unique from the other ancients

teal geyser
#

as the MSQ says, warrior of light and "hero" became synonymous over time

eager fox
deft burrow
#

Well... the term WoL means pretty much nothing

gaunt star
unique verge
#

Yes. It means absolutely nothing.

gaunt star
#

WoL spends the next 50 quests re-discovering themselves.

tardy elm
#

Farmer of Light

frank raptor
unique verge
#

It doesnt even imply necessarily having the echo, though its usually associated.

deft burrow
#

Regardless of being the WoL we would still have Azem's (the original ancient's) soul

#

Which was sundered

cinder badger
#

So WoL means nothing. Your character is nothing special

viscid monolith
#

In the context of the ancient conflict between Hyd and Zod a Warrior of Light is on of Hydaelyn's Champions

deft burrow
#

We are. @cinder badger

gaunt star
#

So 6.0 introduces new category.

#

Disciple of Farm.

viscid monolith
#

In the context of regular people a Warrior of Light is a hero

unique verge
deft burrow
#

WoL doesn't make us special though

#

Being Azem does

#

That's what Shadowbringers was telling us

#

Especially 5.3

viscid monolith
#

Being a fragment of Azem has only helped us in a single instance

cinder badger
#

@unique verge the whole thing sounds incorrect it sounds like somebody's trying so hard to prevent plot holes that they are actually going to blow an entire crater.

deft burrow
#

I mean what plot holes?

frank raptor
#

Will be a good day for selling gear and leves item

eager fox
#

What

deft burrow
#

Its not that hard to see

#

The current situation of what we are

eager fox
#

They said it won't be

cinder badger
#

I didn't say the plot holes were there yet I said sounds like somebody's trying to invent new ways to explain any possible inconsistencies that within time they are going to slip up and then it's going to be a massive sinkhole rather than just something minor

unique verge
#

There arent any inconsistencies though

deft burrow
#

Yeah, all this has been established before

#

We knew of the convocation or something similar to it and that the Ascian names were actually titles bestowed on them.

#

Shadowbringers just brought out the details

teal geyser
#

Yeah I'm not sure what you're on about Yayo and frankly if you somehow didn't get all this when you played the game before I'm not exactly sure you'd know what is a plothole and what isn't, or when someone is trying to come up with excuses for whatever anyway

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

unique verge
#

Azem was the original Warrior of Light, and was sundered - and took up that same thing post-sundering. It became common across all of the shards that the "heroes of each age" were referred to as WoL's eventually. But the dilution of the meaning of the title has no actual bearing on anything. We're uniquely powerful because we're Azem / We have the Echo.

maiden lodge
#

Warror of Light has always had multiple meanings.

unique verge
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Some WoL's were Echo users who resemble us

deft burrow
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Well... Azem was not the original, Azem steered away from both Hydaelyn and Zodiark

unique verge
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Some WoL's were literally just heroic normal people

deft burrow
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He was independent

dim sigil
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Will we ever see the og Azem tho

unique verge
deft burrow
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Where does it say this?

teal geyser
maiden lodge