endgame-lounge

[tulip wraith]

another magitaur prog run signed up for

surely this one will clear

and hopefully the reclear run i asked to join lets me in so i can just join any and all reclears

[boreal pumice]

im trying to get into a all ph mnk run

[robust shoal]

if zelenia wings are only 2 mil I might actually merc them

I have so many clears and so few totems because I farmed like 6 weapons

[thin fox]

you can probs get away with like 1-1.5

i just went w 2 becasuse i have 100m+

[sleek moon]

same tbh

[thin fox]

and wanted to fill faster

[sleek moon]

zelenia having only 1 totem makes it a pain to farm

that one might be worth mercing

[tough gorge]

36 kills of enuo and still no mount sighted

[thin fox]

on content mount doesnt exist

its not real

[tulip wraith]

sounds fun

glad forked tower can be cleared with stupid runs

[simple zenith]

Oh dont worry. I didnt see the Valli wings until I had over 90 totems -_-

[trim frost]

i might wait until north horn to see if we can take better gear into ftb

[boreal pumice]

yes you can

[robust shoal]

dead stars gonna 1 hp lock for 3 minutes

[boreal pumice]

itl be +3/+4 (+4 will be items from magic ofc)

[boreal pumice]

its either snowball memes or just a zzz just die already

[winged spindle]

My static recruitment message clearly state "We'll do Ultimate in order of difficulty" or that we don't need melee and I managed to receive message like :

• "Melee available"
• "Will you start with DMU ?"
• "I see that you search a tank for UMAD"
  Bro... being raid lead is so difficult

[versed kayak]

They're just predicing that it'll be the easiest ultimate yet

[boreal pumice]

so your starting with UMAD

[winged spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740879861966700587/1494325911259189309/IMG_1810.gif

[winged spindle]

Easier than UWU, nah I doubt

[loud nymph]

recruiting is the fucking worst

either you get responses who clearly didn't read the ad

or you get no responses

I don't know which is worse

[tepid briar]

where are you posting this

koji was right that people can't read

[loud nymph]

Truer words have never been spoken but especially about the FFXIV community

[winged spindle]

ERC discord

I will suggest to my actual member if they wanna start in pf with LPDU or not
While we recruit

We're 4/8 and 2 are good friends of mine

[tepid briar]

I should find a static but I'm iffy on committing lol

[winged spindle]

[tulip wraith]

reclear party let me in while only be magi prog

clear incoming

i'll soon be free

[hidden plaza]

Guys how can go back to the zone we fight zenos for the last time in endwalker? i want to take some pics there but can't remember exacly how to get there again

[loud nymph]

I don't think you can

Unless you're in ng+

[valid solar]

NG+ the entire second half of endwalker

[sleek moon]

id suggest changing "in order of difficulty" to the actual order

[winged spindle]

so ucob, uwu, tea, dsr, top, fru, umad?

There's a gap between tea and dsr imo ^^"

[wicked delta]

thats where one would place fru

in the middle of them

[sleek moon]

yeah but better so people know what they are getting into + stops the questions about umad

[tepid briar]

damn people in shambles for m11

I just saw a anychest 2m for clear

[loud nymph]

If you're still on m11 this far into the tier you are probably getting pretty desperate

so I don't blame em

[deep gale]

oh were we supposed to have started by now

shit

[loud nymph]

[versed kayak]

I would guess alukah meant the order of difficulty not the release order :D

[queen raft]

Imagine if they made the namazu a playable race

https://tenor.com/view/namazu-dance-ffxiv-gif-25117829

[winged spindle]

Yes, that's what I wrote initially^^

[loud swift]

I wonder if less hate would be put on lalafells or more hate

Catfish race.... funny...

[rapid whale]

if you think about it, the new race is basically a hroth lala

[loud swift]

I honestly would fanta my character if that dwarf cat becomes a playable race

The more cat I can be the better

[jolly flume]

meow

[loud nymph]

they ruined the floor in AR 🙁

[versed kayak]

theres a mod to fix it if you want :D

[loud nymph]

😮

gonna need to get that one

[sleek moon]

https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/160860

[loud nymph]

thank you gamer

[jolly flume]

today is day one of top reprog

I missed this fight

[craggy marsh]

do do

do do

[hidden plaza]

Trying to buy the Eternal Bond but isn't working

Is the store broke?

[random needle]

I think they should have some kind of settings toggle for "Less Intense Floor Effects" or something for stuff like this, since it seems to be happening a lot in DT

[loud nymph]

I think it's pretty telling that in DT alone they've had to redo 3 or 4 boss floors after the fact

[craggy marsh]

Oh they had to do it more times in DT? I only know of the Promathia floor change

[wicked delta]

Well

Zelenia

[craggy marsh]

Oh right

forgor about that entirely

[wicked delta]

Cant think of others aside from her and the recent change though

[random needle]

They updated the floor AOEs in m9s too, for... some reason, I thought they were fine

[wicked delta]

Huh?

Never even noticed

[loud nymph]

yeah, they updated the m9s floor effects to make them not look identical to Salted Earth

[versed kayak]

different issues tbh, the AR floor apparently gave people vertigo

[random needle]

Maybe they were indistinguishable if you were colorblind?

[loud nymph]

because they sorta did

[wicked delta]

Okay well I haven’t done M9 in months

[versed kayak]

floors having issues when you're colorblind is a pretty bad oversight, not realising that a transparent floor could give someone vertigo is a bit more understandable ig

[robust shoal]

first time we did m9 was hilarious seeing the aoes

[craggy marsh]

Them promising to not do another P3 incident again...only for M3 to have the same issue

[wicked delta]

Wasn’t an issue for me

[robust shoal]

like uhh yeah that's gonna get fixed

[craggy marsh]

bless you yoshit p

[wicked delta]

But I struggle with blues so

Whatever

I have more of a hard time seeing Deep Blue’s aoes lol

[craggy marsh]

the M9 change must've been super quick then bc I don't remember what they looked like before

[versed kayak]

what happened in p3? was before my time

[wicked delta]

Its orange

[craggy marsh]

orange arena, orange background, and orange aoes

[wicked delta]

On orange aoes

And orange background

Its all orange

[versed kayak]

oh lol

[craggy marsh]

boss is also orange-ish too

[versed kayak]

thats...smart

oh its the birb

[wicked delta]

Im so glad I didn’t raid at the time

I wouldn’t be able to see shit

[craggy marsh]

with M3 it wasn't as bad but it was still pretty silly

was still orange on orange

but the floor was slightly less orange

[visual geyser]

have you seen that one criterion boss in the new one??

its like orange on orange with a shit tone of orange lines you have to look at on top of it

[craggy marsh]

The Mermaid? yeah she's hot

[random needle]

p3s wasn't so bad for my group fortunately, it was just kind of an eyesore after a bit

[visual geyser]

no the sword woman

[craggy marsh]

oh her

[random needle]

The tornado part always made me nervous though

[wicked delta]

I hated the sword lady so much

[wicked delta]

SIX SEVENNNNNN!!!!!

I struggled with seeing shit in Tyrant

[visual geyser]

brother

?????????????????

[wicked delta]

Not bc of colorblindness I just hate that fight now

My eyes glaze over

[craggy marsh]

yeah this is pretty bad

[wicked delta]

Oh yeah now I remember why I fucking hated sword lady

Couldn’t see shit

[thin fox]

another pair down

[visual geyser]

why did they need like 50 arrows to explain the basic ass direction shit lmao

i think thats what pisses me off the most

[wicked delta]

Theres some fights I literally cant do bc im colorblind as shit

[visual geyser]

i play on a small screen so some fights i cant look off the arena enough

[thin fox]

now own the mounts for ex1-4 and have the totems for 6

[wicked delta]

Ive fucked around with shaders n that usually fixes things

[thin fox]

28 more ex5 and 16 more ex7

and i'm free

[visual geyser]

i can actually understand grinding for this mount

its fire

[thin fox]

i'm just getting my totems and bouncing

[random needle]

Raiding on steam deck is An Experience

[visual geyser]

raiding on switch 2 is gonna be fun

well i dont have a switch 2 and its gonna be 500 bucks now

[wicked delta]

No switch 2 players in my PF

[visual geyser]

Switch 2 reborn players

Switch 2 player wiping my forked magic extreme run because their game lagged seeing the snowballs spawn

[wicked delta]

Switch 2 player wiping me in TEA cus their stick drift fucked them over during stillness

[visual geyser]

oh god thats actually very likely LMAO

[jolly flume]

RAAAAAHHHH

[wicked delta]

Tell the pictomancer that he stinks

[random needle]

Tell the Picto he smells good

[loud nymph]

chiyo willingly partying with a whm?

[jolly flume]

tyss is one of the only whms I tolerate

[rapid whale]

smd

[dapper zealot]

Tell the pct he's just ok

[craggy marsh]

Why do you have 2 OT's?

[wicked delta]

No thank you I have standards

[craggy marsh]

bapple can draw you pregnant

[wicked delta]

Hes like 60 years old I hope he doesn’t do that

Would hurt his old man wrists :(

[random needle]

This reminds me that I do have a macro for that

"Sapphire Raiden wields the power of pictomancy to draw <t> pregnant."

[winged spindle]

Having a group might be harder than the Ultimate itself

I realize that it’s a part of why I’m playing less to the game
And pessimistic by nature, I’m scared to launch myself
I hope to fill my static

[remote gate]

tell your picto that I planted my spread spot first and he should adjust

[jolly flume]

this fight's so easy

[remote gate]

why is bapple casting when the party is dead

[sleek moon]

abc

[jolly flume]

sch dp is optimal

but they dont want you to know that

[wicked delta]

Meow for dance partner

[tulip anvil]

hey guys quick question, any major differences between melee and ranged for enuo ex

besides positions

[loud nymph]

not really

just different clocks / different positions during intermission

[sleek moon]

just the priority for soaking the balls

[loud nymph]

oh true, I guess I just file that under "different positions" though

ranged take the first ccw from the big ones

melee take the 2nd

[tulip anvil]

thanks for the info

[jolly flume]

YEEEEEAH

[true beacon]

[remote gate]

779 ilvl requirement for a learning party?

[visual geyser]

isnt that better gear than what you get from that floor lol

[loud nymph]

nah it'd still drop 790s

it'd better gear than you would've had to learn the fight w1

[winged spindle]

It is well known that if you’re not minimum 790 you can’t train

So 779 is even lighter you see

[zealous meteor]

tbf it's pretty easy to hit 779 if you've never gone into savage

[visual geyser]

oop i dont know the gear ilvl lol

i dont even think im 779 and i cleared that fight lol

only cleared it once tho

[tepid briar]

> stampede prog

take a guess where we die

[loud nymph]

definitely getting walled on ultimate weapons

maybe seeing flatliner once or twice

[tepid briar]

my head hurts healing this

sch wastes galvanize for reg weapons

idk someoen aint mitting

[jolly flume]

what are you using there

you should be able to almost solo heal it on whm

not that you should need to but

the carry power is there

[tepid briar]

yea

idk why they waste

[tepid briar]

I usually only have to use assize and lilies for first weapons

second weapons I use plenary at the end to catch the stack/spread and raidwide

but this time I had to use temperance at literally first raidwide to heal everyone up without using gcds...

[tepid briar]

for ultimate weapons I pop bell right before first weapon, use plenary at 3rd/4th weapon, and drop an asylum if needed

and lily the rest

[jolly flume]

plenary weapons 1
early temp as stack spread goes off on weapons 2
plenary the shit at the end of weapons 2, or dod your choice
bell early in utw, plenary at 3, temp should come back around 4

you can prepull bell at like -8 to heal the first raidwide too

[tepid briar]

I usually swap plenary and temp

was just so weird that I had to do so much gcd healing

[jolly flume]

not bad for first day

[robust shoal]

[random needle]

That's p4 enrage right

[robust shoal]

yea

[tawdry delta]

top is a permanently blacklisted fight for me

rather crawl over hot broken glass than do looper again

[craggy marsh]

I want to actually clear top at some point

but not in pf

I will avoid pf for that fight like the plague

[robust shoal]

my ulti static is going to do top reprog at some point after UMAD

I'm excite

It will probably be the last thing I MT as DRK

until we find out double evo OT is op

[tepid briar]

holy shit pf got to stampede and did it mostly correctly

[sleek moon]

yoship will personally show up and break your monitor if you run double ot

highly illegal

[hardy crest]

i only recently started pfing (was static-only but got an itch recently) and am eternally terrified about if im the problem whenever a party disbands

[simple zenith]

I used to be like that. Then I started realizing that im not as bad at the game as I thought and people think seeing a mechanic one time is a prog point. So its probs not you... its the daft bastards in PF who cant read.

[hardy crest]

yeahhh technically im at m11s enrage by that logic but ive actually yet to get through the last mech alive and for some reason struggle with orbital omen

[simple zenith]

Oh I havent even finished M9S because people keep saying HIAC prog but dont know how to deal with the Screech 2 nails.

[tepid briar]

dw it'll happen even when it's not your problem

people will say some stupid passive aggressive shit and leave

"I thought this was stampede prog"

(we only hit stampede once)

[hardy crest]

sounds like a party i was with earlier lol

[simple zenith]

My favorite is "loot party" and its actually a C42

[tepid briar]

checked fflogs but I don't think you were with me

[simple zenith]

Or my favorite "i known it's loot but my buddy hasnt done it, but theyre super quick learners and they'll get it in like, w pulls"

[tepid briar]

yknow what

normalize passport checking for m11

[simple zenith]

ive heard m11 was... fun

[rapid whale]

i like it

[hardy crest]

i think if i did it near the start of the tier it wouldve been better but that was way before I decided to actually step into pfing

getting from meteorain to enrage in one day isnt,,, bad though i think

[shadow pilot]

/sex????

[dapper zealot]

woke denied us /sloppystyle

[craggy marsh]

I can't believe woke took away /sex from us....

[raven prawn]

question, if i hit level 100 but im not in dawntrail, is it worth just buying the crafted gear so i hit the item level?

[robust shoal]

it won't really make much difference, but if you'd buy it anyway post-dt (not a bad idea) then go ahead

[torn kindle]

I’d only buy the weapon imo

Weapons are annoying to get for endgame, especially if you don’t do extreme trials

[raven prawn]

that works, i just wanted some way of celebrating eventually hitting it, so ill just buy the weapon and shield 😄

[loud swift]

I got them

Lovely mount i will be using this as my main mount from now on xd

[raven prawn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-bello-ballo-IAbrtESCyrqLOMlWdx

[valid solar]

wait a second, these arent wings, this is just a biblical angel carrying you around

[wet sky]

maybe the real storge are the wings you gained along the way

[raven prawn]

question about endgame savage gear, are the stats set in stone or are the rolls random? crit hit, direct hit and such, i mean those not the numbers they roll with

[robust shoal]

each piece of gear always rolls the same stats

like the tank pants from this tier are always 427 crit+299 det

[raven prawn]

sweet, im mostly asking cause im looking at the balance for bis stats

[robust shoal]

yeah we math out optimal gearsets with the available gear

we have a pretty powerful solver now but there's still some manual work

[raven prawn]

does it include materia on the sets?

[robust shoal]

yeah

[raven prawn]

ahhh so thats why it says 54 direct on some of the sets, like the gloves for example

[robust shoal]

sometimes you'll do a meld that seems odd just because it's mathematically better

[kind elm]

ten meld

my goat

[robust shoal]

yeah

this tier there's an intentional tenacity meld in tank gear

[raven prawn]

so on all the sets, just meld direct hit materia into them?

[amber fable]

Crit till its capped

Then dh

[robust shoal]

depends what you're doing

[amber fable]

Cant go wrong with that

[raven prawn]

literally copy pasting what i see on balance, thats my only source of info besides here

[robust shoal]

crit>det is the way to go for tanks and healers (barring the odd det/tenaicty meld for stat tiering purposes)

[raven prawn]

https://www.thebalanceffxiv.com/jobs/tanks/paladin/best-in-slot/

[robust shoal]

for dps, you want full crit plus a specific balance of dh and det

[amber fable]

Btw meld and their slot are not hard and fast

[raven prawn]

where im looking right now for tank

[amber fable]

You can shuffle around things

[robust shoal]

can confirm all the likely places you'll get a bis gearset are reliable

[thin tartan]

hi cats

[robust shoal]

balance discord/gearapp link, balance website, etro.gg homepage, icy veins guides

[robust shoal]

[tall field]

Put crit
If crit afterwards shows <54
Swap to DH
Else keep it crit
Repeat for all gears

Especially if you are not aiming for BiS

PLD is awkward in that for some reason for iirc tome weapon? You CANNOT 2x crit but on every other tank you can

Since you only get 75% of total crit value (81/108) vs non plds getting full 108/108

[robust shoal]

pld sword has lower stat caps because the shield gives stats too

[amber fable]

Shield has other part of stat stick

[raven prawn]

are you able to extract both materias? i thought you could only do 1?

[amber fable]

You can extract both

[tall field]

Ill probably think 8.0 tank will follow suit too

.75x/x situation (X is materia crit stat value)

[amber fable]

They should seperate melds from gear honestly

Its a additive value anyway

Make it seperate thing which just works like gearset

So you can just choose like bassic crit/dh set or sks set if you're feeling adventurous

Cuz the melding process is same across all gear in an expac

[tired egret]

make the skill speed set give additional CDR on Maiming jobs

[amber fable]

Its dogass shit same repeat x every y time

[tired egret]

for the fun of it

[tall field]

Sadly some job hate certain stats

[amber fable]

Yeah

[tall field]

No paladin ive met will even touch skill speed

[amber fable]

And it will work still

[tired egret]

I wanna see faster skill speed dragoon ngl

[tall field]

Or sps

[tired egret]

just for the funny

[amber fable]

Pld can run all sps

Nobody is stopping you to do meme shit

I ran sps rdm in savage for fun

You can do it

[tall field]

The awkwardness of seeing a gcd come sooner and causing drifts?

But ye who cares

[amber fable]

I didnt cared about it

As long as things are on cd

You're doing alright

[tired egret]

it's just fun to attack faster

and now waiting for "just play a Melee DPS like Monk or Ninja then"

[amber fable]

Let see if they do something with melds

They most likely wont

[tired egret]

honestly I wanna see Tenacity or Piety be better

and also SkillSpeed & SpellSpeed

just those 4 being better would be nice

like, make it scale better

[hearty shore]

there is good reason why skill and spell speed are "bad stats" for starters even if thye increased the dps by same amount as dh or det you will still only cash out the extra dps only if fight lasts exactly how long it take for you to get that extra gcd and second of all and more important it doesn't effect oGCDs so it's just bad

[tall field]

Well atleast it contributes to something

Piety is

So has anyone found piety

Or dead in a coffin

[amber fable]

Main thing is pld scales with both sks and sps

Due to req

[tired egret]

only really usable if you do like, idfk, old content where MP management sucks on specific jobs

[amber fable]

And nobody is double dipping that shit

[tall field]

Yea no

Crit is just too good to pass up on

[tired egret]

which is somehow 100 times more niche than Tenacity

[tall field]

Even GNb gave up skillspeed now no?

[amber fable]

Preference

[tired egret]

at least Tenacity is just "Determination but with dmg reduction & shit dmg"

which, should just be a direct clone of Determination WITH the dmg reduction as well

[amber fable]

Most will do 2.5

[tired egret]

since it WAS designed for Tank Jobs...

[amber fable]

Ten isnt bad

Actually

Its 80% value of det

Its not best

But its not dead stat

[tall field]

Warrior prefers 2.5
Pld is 2.5 or no pld
Drk also 2.5
Gnb 2.5

Its nice so devs dont design that stat in tank gear
How anab gear was awful

[tired egret]

makes me miss action rpg mmos

reminded of p2w garbage nvm

[tall field]

Ye

[tired egret]

Korean MMO devs when they design one of the finest combat to be seen ingame, only to put a bunch of p2w on top

my experience fr fr

[zealous meteor]

TWENTY TWO STACKS

[amber fable]

Hot and Spicy as it should be

[raven prawn]

you just described Aion 2 and throne and liberty to a T

[tired egret]

and I played neither

last one I played was Tree of Savior, not going back there due to the abundance of literal gacha classes

[tough gorge]

bruh I knew tree of savior sounded familiar

not bc I played it
but bc it's based on my homeland's culture and mythology

[valid solar]

that was lost ark for me, I thought the way they mixed an ARPG combat style except with a top down camera was peak, unfortunately lost ark is lost ark

[tired egret]

I would've played it if it had a male assassin option... but nah

locked to female char

[versed kayak]

kmmo things

They really don't like getting creative for those

[tired egret]

even other kmmos are better in that regard lmao

prior KMMOs I played allowed me to play whatever class I wanted regardless of gender

this shit is just stupid

[wicked delta]

I thought lost ark was cool as shit till I saw genderlocked classes

[tired egret]

and I only considered after getting closed beta access via a former GMS2 GM on twitch giving it away after watching for a while

[versed kayak]

hm only played BDO to be fair which also has gender locked classes

technically even size/age locked classes

[loud nymph]

gender locking classes is giga cringe

[vestal hollow]

warframe has gender locked classes if u think about it

[tired egret]

indeed

just lemme be a edgy rogue boi

don't lock that shit away to a girl char

[loud nymph]

never played Warframe but you're not exactly making it seem like something I would enjoy with that

[versed kayak]

to be fair, I mind it less on warframe

[vestal hollow]

im joking

[loud nymph]

I honestly wouldn't know

[versed kayak]

but the frames also aren't really human in appearance (ignoring proto frames)

[loud nymph]

never even looked at it beyond "it is a game that people play"

[vestal hollow]

warframe has no classes the warframes just have different abilities and are male/female/nb

thus

gender locked in a cosmic sense

new garuda lady hot

[daring pine]

Hello elounge

[versed kayak]

marce!!

[vestal hollow]

waow

hi marce

[daring pine]

Hey

[remote gate]

hello marce #1 NA bard for m9s

[daring pine]

Nah i'm terrible

[remote gate]

you use wardens paean you are cracked

[daring pine]

Nope

[remote gate]

yes

you crit every apex arrow

[valid solar]

its true

I was the arrow

[finite plank]

was there an enemy called full blown failure or similar OR Living Failure?

[tacit kestrel]

Not aware of any

Turns out there are some. “Flyblown failure” from tam tara hard.

[finite plank]

eh close enough, that was probably what i was trying to remember

[thin fox]

living failure makes me think of the boss from the bloodborne dlc lol

[random needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1456790812057931847/1502353780577013760/ezgif-58ac7b42c63cc8e6-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

You ever have one of those days.

[spice path]

Days where the server screws you over, or days where you feel like you got smacked to death? 😛

[boreal pumice]

what are the endsinger wpns called

[thin fox]

bluefeather @boreal pumice

[boreal pumice]

darn i only have 1 wpn left over

[winged spindle]

[raven prawn]

just saying. the quest "in from the cold" yeah. FUCK THIS QUEST

worst quest ive played in any mmo ever

[zealous meteor]

worst as in most painful or worst as in bad

[raven prawn]

both

this game just doesnt work for stealth

[zealous meteor]

because in from the cold was a pain and made me very uncomfortable so in that case i agree
but that's exactly what you're supposed to feel

[boreal pumice]

yes it does

and they even nerfed it early in ew for the complainers

[raven prawn]

what doesnt help, is that ive been forced to look up a walkthrough on it because it doesnt explain what your supposed to do and pulling anything=death

im also useless at stealth in games so theres a skill componant to

[loud nymph]

what, in from the cold rules

[raven prawn]

in general, worst mmo quest ive ever done

you can like it. i hate it

in my top 3 most hated quests across all MMOS

[loud nymph]

not everyone has good taste

[boreal pumice]

Not bad at all, given your diminished capacity!
Nevertheless, 'twould perhaps be prudent to keep to the shadows...
...Scurrying about like a rodent! he literally tells you

[zealous meteor]

this game sucks at stealth yes

[loud nymph]

curious to see what the other two are

[zealous meteor]

but honestly that makes it more impactful

[loud nymph]

If one isn't "deep ocean, vast sea" from vanilla wow then your list is awful and shitty and you should feel ashamed

[raven prawn]

yeah thats what i was doing, doesnt help with all the red tape and literally no guidance of "oh interact to find the key" meanwhile in between every interact is 50 enemies blocking any path you wanna use

[boreal pumice]

all the mobs from in from the cold are sight same as some mobs in DD long as you can see where they face its easy

[raven prawn]

yeah that works. WHEN THERE ISNT 50 ALL LOOKING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

im still mad, so dont make me tilt further

please

[boreal pumice]

thats the idea make you panic feel powerless oh shit if i dont make it im kill them fuck wrong way look for the chat bubble of the solider dying

[loud nymph]

in from the cold isn't even the worst quest in endwalker

[boreal pumice]

be mad at it all you like il gladly disagree with you all the way you even have the nerfed verison

[loud nymph]

just wait till you get to that fuckass 88 MSQ

and that one quest

you'll know it when you see it

[raven prawn]

i get, its the idea, but it could have been done so much better, with far less enemies, allowing you to feel smarter, after all. ITS THE SOUL OF THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT IN A NORMAL SOLDIERS BODY! THE BRAIN IS STILL THERE

[boreal pumice]

sorry if you dont like it but shrug i did

[raven prawn]

cool, anyways, still top 3 worst mmo quests of all time

and worst in ff14

for me

by far

[boreal pumice]

your welcome that opinion

[raven prawn]

and im not even done with endwalker

[versed kayak]

the WoL never had to do stealth :D

WoL is used to being a walking WMD

[raven prawn]

why having less enemies makes sense

[versed kayak]

I mean you're in the capital of the garlean empire

[pallid kindle]

if u complain about in from the cold (and the one before that) you lowkey might suck at the game

[versed kayak]

even though it fell, why wouldn't there be tons of enemies

[boreal pumice]

the duty before that is make sure the girl doesnt see you for stealth

[versed kayak]

it's probably braindead since they added the new indicators

[boreal pumice]

my stealth with me behind a tree while my fat mount sticks out

[remote gate]

i knew a guy that quit EW and bought a story skip because of this quest

[wicked delta]

Easy mode is your friend

[boreal pumice]

very easy

[zealous meteor]

normal mode didn't get nerfed i think?

only easy/very easy did

[pallid kindle]

good

[raven prawn]

if it wasnt for that on this quest, i might have quit

i cant even lie

i hate the quest that much

[wicked delta]

I dont mind it

[pallid kindle]

😭

[wicked delta]

I just suck at navigating literally anything so my ass got lost my first time through

Still got it tho

[tacit kestrel]

How did you make it through the rest of the game if that one quest almost made you quit lol

I don’t remember it being that bad

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/onepiece-zoro-gif-20413728

[versed kayak]

I enjoyed using the DT collectors mount for it
Massive fucking robot hiding behind a tiny tree

[pallid kindle]

in from the cold is the best solo duty in the game but we probably wont get more of it

[loud nymph]

I ask people the same thing about the 87 MSQ battle, or that one wuk lamat one at like 94 msq

none of it is hard

[wicked delta]

The Wuk one is lmao

[pallid kindle]

people had a hard time during 87?

or 94?

[loud nymph]

yes

[wicked delta]

I trolled so hard with it and still did fine

[loud nymph]

constantly

[wicked delta]

Stood in every aoe possible and it didn’t kill me

[zealous meteor]

the difficulty with the wuk lamat quest is that you have to play as a WOKE WOMAN

[wicked delta]

Just win lmao

[remote gate]

the 94 one gave ppl trouble???

[pallid kindle]

true

[versed kayak]

for 94 I'm pretty sure 99% of people struggling die because they dont understand the tower mech with the donut

[loud nymph]

All the fucking time lmao

[remote gate]

you literally have a warriors abilities how the fuck

[wicked delta]

Someone on the forums quit DT bc of that duty

Iirc

[pallid kindle]

i dont even remember what happens in 87 or 94

it cannot be that bad

[boreal pumice]

the sad thing is where so many ppl bitch an whine about some solo duties becaise its "to hard" we get less of them because your have the more less skilled player cry about it despite very easy being a choice if you fail first time

[pallid kindle]

i know what duties they are

[versed kayak]

good start

[remote gate]

||87: hydaelyn fight, 94 wuk 1v1 bakool ja ja||

[loud nymph]

87 has like some fuckass aoes to dodge

94 has donut shenanigans

[pallid kindle]

yea i know what fights they are i forget whats in them though

[loud nymph]

none of it is hard

[wicked delta]

Okay 87 was kinda monkas on caster but it wasn’t awful

[zealous meteor]

|| 87 is venat actually. hydaelyn is the 89 trial||

[loud nymph]

the fact that it serves as a great filter is very telling for FFXIV players

[wicked delta]

If you can do a normal mode you can clear that fight just fine

[pallid kindle]

the hardest solo duty in this game for me was gnb 70 because i was 100 ilvl below 😭

[tacit kestrel]

It’s such a low bar.

[remote gate]

take this nerd react

[loud nymph]

It really, really is

[versed kayak]

https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/509809-Taking-A-Stand-quest-on-Very-Easy-is-impossible.

[boreal pumice]

its a low bar that its on the floor that we cant have nice things because everyone else wants to cry they cant do it

[remote gate]

deadass about lv 94 ||you have a warriors abilities how THE FUCK do you screw it up||

[wicked delta]

But if I tell these people they just suck im the bad guy

[pallid kindle]

i hope square enix ignores every single person like this

[loud nymph]

I hope EC normal content is harder than DT was

[boreal pumice]

the truth is the weakness of the people

[tacit kestrel]

If dribbling over my keyboard doesn’t win the duty for me, it’s too hard

[loud nymph]

DT was mostly good

[pallid kindle]

they should probably make very easy easier though

but dont make normal easier

[loud nymph]

But they need to step it up more for EC

[wicked delta]

I think DT difficulty is just fine

[remote gate]

BRO

[wicked delta]

The only one I can think of that kinda sucked was like

Necron?

[loud nymph]

Add more enrages to normal content

[wicked delta]

Okay I agree with that

[boreal pumice]

id hope you have no issues tobi since you were /are a savage raider during ew

[loud nymph]

Windurst is kinda shit too imo

[wicked delta]

I know a guy who has been progging UWU since release and never made it past Titan goals

[pallid kindle]

windurst was good until final boss

[boreal pumice]

king dragon?

[pallid kindle]

yes

both of them really

shinryu and dragon

[boreal pumice]

eh it was alright

[pallid kindle]

they're just boring

endwalker difficulty

[wicked delta]

I thought it was mostly good the last boss was just kinda sleepo

Okay tbh

Only Shantotto made me feel pain

Lmao

[tacit kestrel]

The first phase was ok. Second phase was just left slash right slash

[remote gate]

HOW

[wicked delta]

Fuck if I know

[remote gate]

YOU CAN GET CARRIED THRU TITAN

[loud nymph]

Shantotto was the most sleepo boss in there

[pallid kindle]

first phase was interesting with the vertical platforms and they used it for 1 mechanic

2 sorry

[loud nymph]

basically all she does is frontal line and donuts

[remote gate]

literally you can do a run of uwu with one dps dead

[wicked delta]

Day 1 Shantotto caused a near alliance raid wipe

[remote gate]

the entire fight

[wicked delta]

Nothing else came close

So thats why she sticks out

[pallid kindle]

ive wiped to sandoria first boss at least twice because tanks dont take the tankbuster

[wicked delta]

Well my alliance was fine bc me and coheal are sentient human beings but everyone else around us was dropping like flies lol

[zealous meteor]

accurate

we wiped on shantotto and alex

[boreal pumice]

kamelant is still wiping some raids oh divine estoc

[wicked delta]

I saw multiple wipes to Alex week 1

Because apparently

[boreal pumice]

HOW

[pallid kindle]

kamlaunat doing a phase transition during 2m burst is evil

[wicked delta]

Killing adds is very hard

Cluegi

[loud nymph]

I did watch Alexander kill an entire alliance with the spinning cone / + shaped aoes last night

That was fun

[wicked delta]

Very hard!

[zealous meteor]

a bunch of people were stupid and didn't realise they should switch to the other adds if the one they were targeting became invulnerable

[loud nymph]

just glance over to the left side of the screen and see all B dead

[pallid kindle]

i did mine in a PF so maybe they were just better than normal but i had no issues during it

the hardest one was sandoria week 1 because of kamlaunat taking 45 minutes to clear

[zealous meteor]

sorry i wiped on alexander because i was too busy jamming out to ragnarok

[wicked delta]

Btw

Someone in alliance raid chat

Started flaming healers

“Why didn’t you shield”

My bad bro.

[boreal pumice]

why dont you mit mofo

[wicked delta]

I target them

viper

[loud nymph]

welp

[boreal pumice]

why didnt you feint?

[loud nymph]

serves them right for playing vpr

Play a real job next time

[pallid kindle]

wheres the eeeeeels

[visual geyser]

OHHH DIVINE ESTOC

[whole estuary]

Camelnut was fun

Anything with fall death is a good time

[visual geyser]

DRINK DEEP OF THE ELEMENTS

[boreal pumice]

shh dont call me out when im being a lazy melee

[wicked delta]

The sage in my party was like “why didnt you do damage” and some other colorful words

[loud nymph]

I liked sandoria for those 2 middle bosses tbh

[wicked delta]

My brother probably got banned for that

[loud nymph]

omega+ultima was peak

[wicked delta]

But I stand behind her

[loud nymph]

camelnut was fun

[visual geyser]

I actually like card guy lol

[wicked delta]

Week 1 this was impossible content

[whole estuary]

I rember

[loud nymph]

card dude was a letdown imo after the highs of the previous 2

[wicked delta]

The platform switch happened and I saw like half of the raid die to damage

[loud nymph]

but still ok

[wicked delta]

Shielding is very hard

[pallid kindle]

they should do a phase transition during 2m and 4m burst next time

[whole estuary]

The one where he does a spinning slash into a half room cleave caught a lot of people too

[wicked delta]

During 2 min?

How?

That shit is gone next expac

[pallid kindle]

true

[loud nymph]

I am pretty sure this wiped my party week 1 in San d'Oria

[zealous meteor]

SUBLIME estoc

[visual geyser]

Lmao right

[zealous meteor]

it still kills like half the raid every time

[wicked delta]

I forgot what it felt like to play as a tank

Did sandoria with some of my static mates

This fucking

Dude

[raven prawn]

for good reason

[wicked delta]

Sprinted right towards me while I had a tb on me

doesnt even die

I realized nothing matters.

Also for memes we decided to check our alliance raid parses

[raven prawn]

also did some research via google and other places, yeah i can see why they stopped doing quests like "in from the cold"

[wicked delta]

I think I can apply for Lucrezia now

[zealous meteor]

only a 95 in ultima/omega

what the fuck

[wicked delta]

Yeah im really bad sorry

[dull drum]

Genuine question for recruitment, when I say the goal is to clear on patch does that mean 7.5X as a whole or before the next sub patch (in kefkas case 7.55)

[whole estuary]

I think one big thing is that he overlaps it with a stack marker the second time, so when the person with the stack stands on the wrong side, they kill the entire portion of the raid that just followed them

[loud nymph]

I would read it as "before the release of the next pieces of content" so for Kefka that would be before relics in 7.55 but

I feel like it depends on the reader so it's better to specify a targeted clear time

e.g. x number of weeks

[dull drum]

thing is i dont really have a good estimate of that since its a meager 9 hours a week of raid time

[loud nymph]

well if you're aiming to clear before 7.55 then just specify that and leave the "on patch" part out

the more specific the better

[winged spindle]

Now I got a tank and healer... he accepted to send the tank's log but not his...
Good bye then

It's Ultimate, why people thinks it's like... Extreme bruh

[rapid whale]

wat

hiding logs in a static application is ??? behavior

esp when you go as far as to make a request and they jsut

refuse.

VOUCH FOR ME meme

[loud swift]

is it better to send a shitty log than to not send a log at all

lol

[dull drum]

well i mean not sending it is just the equivalent of admitting its so abhorrent you are not willing to show it

so about the same level as sending a shitty log, arguably worse since you're trying to hide it

[clear plume]

Next raid drop specifically is normally what people mean

Asterisk of like, savage raid meaning before odd patch

[dull drum]

right

[worn bluff]

hi i would like to apply for a job. no you may not see my resume or run a background check

[clear plume]

Like on patch for savage doesn’t mean until 4.45 so I wouldn’t count 5.55 here as off content

[dull drum]

i see

[worn bluff]

LFM for ulti static to clear before the 3rd hotfix

[wicked delta]

LFM for ulti static to clear with before the first ddos

[clear plume]

5.58 is unlock for specificity there

That’s probably when I’d personally consider it off patch

But some people are gonna consider it on patch for entire expack

.58 will also be when relic catches up I think? If relic is .55 for 795 then that could be what makes that considered off patch tho

But realistically

Just use months not patch for aim to clear by

[winged spindle]

I vouch for you.

[zealous meteor]

do NOT rely on me

unless it's a fishing ultimate

[rapid whale]

i dont rely on quitters

[zealous meteor]

good

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sip-24--k01KRC44VVFMTWTYXHNAXT62ZR9

[zealous meteor]

im SORRY i just have absolutely zero motivation to do savage

[rapid whale]

the motivation is that it's fun

[clear plume]

Mods, drag Sam into savage

[zealous meteor]

oh would you look at that a rare fish is up in 10 minutes

[clear plume]

That’s good, 9s only takes 9 minutes to clear

[worn bluff]

we actually had someone try to vouch for a friend in a PF. they were like "can i have lead? my friend is good, always respects mechanics but for some reason they can't join"

lead goes "oh i have them blacklisted. they're a shitter tbh"

[rapid whale]

LMFAO

[loud nymph]

Relic is .55 this time btw

Along with north horn

[clear plume]

I do not believe relic final step is with North horn release until I see it.

I will assume it’s 790 step at most

[pallid kindle]

why would it not be with north horn

[valid solar]

isnt it always 5 over savage

[loud nymph]

I mean, the roadmap they laid out literally says it is coming alongside north horn

[zealous meteor]

no it's 5 over tome

[loud nymph]

But sure, don't believe it

[zealous meteor]

equivalent to savage/ult

[valid solar]

ah

[thin fox]

why would it not be

[rapid whale]

has more sub stats than savage tho

[dull drum]

reminds me of the time a friend of someone dmed me asking me to remove a ex6 log because it was gonna ruin their week 1 median

literally told me quote "friends autistic and crashing out"

and whaddaya know its skywalker

[tacit kestrel]

I pray North Horn is good 🙏

[boreal pumice]

so did you?

[wicked delta]

Afaik he didn’t even upload the log

[clear plume]

Yeah seeing the next step of relics doesn’t confirm for me it’s final step though.

[whole estuary]

That's true, I guess the last step could be released in Evercold or something

[loud nymph]

???

[thin fox]

why would it not be

[whole estuary]

Maybe even 9.0

[thin fox]

endwalker was 4 steps

[loud nymph]

You think they're going to add a step in 7.55 and a final step in 7.58? Why would they do that

[pallid kindle]

bait used to be believable

[thin fox]

shadowbringers relic had its final step in .55 and its penultimate step in .45

it has never been the case that final step is not .55

[whole estuary]

Maybe DT relics will be the last relics ever released, and just be infinitely upgradeable

[thin fox]

☝️ someone bury this user before yoshi p sees their idea

[clear plume]

Endwalker also had unique appearance on its final step instead of just more glow on a weapon we already have

[pallid kindle]

8.x relic should be entirely rouletteslop and tomes

[proper cave]

They did say something like that. The system is changing and Gerolt won’t be doing relic weapons in EC

[pallid kindle]

i thought they said gerolt was going to keep doing it

[proper cave]

We don’t know how but they’re doing something with it

[boreal pumice]

damn gerolt will be in perma in debt

[rapid whale]

they're gonna make us do world bosses for currencies

those frost titans or w/e they showed

[whole estuary]

maybe if Gerolt in 8.0 breaks his drinking habit and becomes a winner in life

[clear plume]

You think they’re gonna be world bosses and not random dungeon bosses hate to see it

[boreal pumice]

they remind me of them big turtle things in elden ring that have like buildings on the shells

[proper cave]

That’s what the current relic has been doing

[whole estuary]

and grows a full head of hair

[dull drum]

no because i wasnt in a party with the guy to begin with he was schizoing out

but he was spam dming people because this guys a fucking parse monkey

[boreal pumice]

[rapid whale]

yea man we're gonna get bozja style duels and everything in every zone

https://klipy.com/gifs/copium-cat--k01KRC4TF03H8D2WD06C3KXJ01A

[clear plume]

Sorry to say it but that’s like getting hyped for the mf they showed off that’s just Alexandria final boss

[boreal pumice]

called the eliminators... we fought more robo soliders / old mobs but robo

[dull drum]

i didnt even know you could delete logs until this convo btw so the more you know ig

[boreal pumice]

they kept yapping despite you saying you aint them

[dull drum]

well the person in question just knew it was a stella

so they just dmed every person they could find named stella

i am not shitting you

their original name pre DT was S.N now S.S but they're on the shin bye list if that means anything at all

[boreal pumice]

parse monkey brain is something else its just an ex

[loud nymph]

fucking hell

parsing really is brainrot

[dull drum]

actually im surprised ACT was up

oh actually it was day 2 of the patch

[loud swift]

we care about parses of ex's??

thats crazy

[loud nymph]

some people take shiny number very very very fucking seriously

[remote gate]

bro what the hell :icant:

someome send the icant emote

[loud swift]

im gonna turn into #1 parse hater

[loud nymph]

there u go

[loud swift]

like doing damage is important yes but doing mechanics correctly and being a generally respectful person is better

[remote gate]

thank you for the follow up kinger if we ever tank together ill share all by buddy mits with you

[loud nymph]

I'm a brainless melee DPS main sadly

what's a buddy mit

[loud swift]

id rather take a person with shit parses but a willingness to learn and has respect rather than parse monkey who strokes their own ego 24/7

[remote gate]

ill give you some tbns for your spreads

[loud nymph]

unga bunga me greed uptime

[remote gate]

and ill tbn your greed so you can survive

:vulnerabilitydown:

[dull drum]

honestly the worst part of this interaction was that they had to make a friend do the interaction

probably because of their infamy

[boreal pumice]

pls talk to them for me or im gonna crash out

[remote gate]

imagine being so rotted that you have to ask a friend to ask if someone can delete their log

[dull drum]

thats the price to pay for having a shitty rep in the raid community

dont be an ass and you dont end up on a google sheet

[boreal pumice]

yet ppl play with wk

[dull drum]

see but thats KINDA different though because its like you know how people watch toxic streamers (like DSP)

its kinda like that

[remote gate]

watashia is in the uwu aether pf linkshell and they crash out weekly over ppl fucking up ultima

[wicked delta]

People play with WK but he would never be accepted into like

The great statics

[thin fox]

i wonder who else was in the limsa vc

[wicked delta]

People know better

[wicked delta]

Well

[dull drum]

a certain BIG person perhaps?

[wicked delta]

There was a guy who was a little big

[thin fox]

watashia is a pf goblin he would never join a static

[dull drum]

[wicked delta]

Maybe even large

Or huge?

[thin fox]

well-endowed

[remote gate]

is wk an abv for watashia

[wicked delta]

Yeah

[thin fox]

watashia kamidesu

[rapid whale]

i found a video that perfectly encapsulates my feelings towards people who take parsing super seriously https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1PdmSq6Dn8Y

[dull drum]

big ults more than a game of league of legends in URF

[thin fox]

or 'i am god' in english

god of being stuck in m11s pf maybe

[wicked delta]

He said in Limsa he gave up on M12

[thin fox]

he still hasnt cleared the tier

yeah

[stray forge]

Me neither

[loud nymph]

healer mains having main character syndrome

name a more iconic duo

[wicked delta]

“My friends will carry me through the fight”

[rapid whale]

wait real? i thought you were clearing last sun or w/e

[stray forge]

Clearing what

[rapid whale]

deez nuts

[loud nymph]

lmao gottem

[stray forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901943562265051187/1500580348566962216/lacrimosa.gif

[trim frost]

tanks voking on cd in alliance raids

[remote gate]

its only funny if they make the boss spin

[dull drum]

didnt he proclaim his friends would help him clear m12 by the time UMAD drops

well we got a couple weeks to go ig

[stray forge]

Which ones

[rapid whale]

ppl who are friends with the likes of wk and the large one remind me of like

u know the girlies who watch serial killer docus and are like omg theyre so cute or w/e

same energy

[remote gate]

does coolmint fall under that description

[dull drum]

literally the danganronpa fanbase

[remote gate]

coolmint does stuff with wk just to watch wk fall apart as its content

then wk will brag about their parses and/or other player performances

[rapid whale]

smh

tbf i have heard of others doing the same they join the party not for the fight but just to watch the inevitable crash out

[boreal pumice]

its like rubber necking at a car crash you shoulnt but do anyway

[worn bluff]

except it's a car known for road raging and being a terrible driver

and you decide to follow them to see what happens today

[rapid whale]

idk why but that reminded me of an insult i find funny, "This person can vote, and has access to a motor vehicle"

[trim frost]

“unfortunately, this person’s vote counts just as much as yours”

[raven prawn]

look up socrates view on democracy, you will find yourself agreeing with him

[remote gate]

@raven prawn the only required tank lb3 in normal content that comes to mind is seat of sacrifice. in extreme/savage/ultimate content certain fights will require a tank lb3 to survive. some examples are again seat of sacrifice extreme, ultima weapon ultimate (uwu), unending coils of bahamut (ucob), etc

[thin fox]

alex 12 requires tank lb

[rapid whale]

wasnt it also required in the endsinger

[remote gate]

tea has a required tank lb3 i think?

[thin fox]

endsinger requires one too

[vestal hollow]

sos, endsinger, and a12

[thin fox]

this is specifically nonraid content

sos/endsinger/alex12 normal all req it

if you incl raid then yea obv theres more

[remote gate]

||i forgot endsinger existed ngl||

[rapid whale]

how could you forget our daughter

this is why you're behind on child support

[remote gate]

my bad I missed my child support payments

[stray forge]

Bapple has children?

[thin fox]

@dull drum

missing persons alert

where is the mch main

[rapid whale]

sry stella studied the blade now

cuz of stellar blade

[thin fox]

get his ass off of tank bruh

[remote gate]

pick up the rifle dog

[stray forge]

Someone needs to stop shift up

[rapid whale]

i just asked my friend if stellar blade was this generation's nier and i got told no like a dog that pissed in the house

[thin fox]

bruh nier is this generation's nier

[rapid whale]

isnt that shit like

15 years old

[stray forge]

Not until it gets its own mid anime and an ffxiv collab ig

[thin fox]

i mean yeah but nier automata isn't even a decade old yet

[rapid whale]

speaking of mid anime im sad that the "huge ff9 announcement" was some anime that will prob be mid

[stray forge]

[tough gorge]

nier replicant remaster was also 5 years ago

[proper cave]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matt-damon-aging-saving-private-ryan-GrUhLU9q3nyRG

[vestal hollow]

shb was 7 years ago

[rapid whale]

6 7

[sleek moon]

tbf stellar blade is like nier's sloppy seconds

[rapid whale]

o

[remote gate]

nuclear level take: i dont think nier automata is that great of a game and its a hard 7/10 in my book

[wicked delta]

ewwwwwwwww

[remote gate]

2b isnt hot and shes deff not a good selling point of the game

[wicked delta]

i think chort was literally based off this guy

[proper cave]

Same skeleton iirc yeah

[remote gate]

tw nasty post: ||do you think he has sin eaters growing in the folds of his skin||

[clear plume]

I’m sorry but we can’t be having beauty standards of 2b isn’t hot tbqh like just say ur not into women at that point

[wicked delta]

he got a face on his tiddy so yeah

yeah i highly disagree and im gay

2b is hot

if 2b doesnt count as hot then no one in the world is hot lol

beauty standards go crazy

[remote gate]

9s is better and you cant hold me back on this

[clear plume]

I’m not here to say being gay is wrong

[remote gate]

it absolutely isnt

2b just doesnt do it for me

[wicked delta]

that doesnt make her not hot though

i dont find her physically attractive but i have eyes

shes hot

[remote gate]

yeah but i simply dont find her to be my type

[wicked delta]

not your type doesnt mean shes not hot

[remote gate]

yeah but shes not hot to me

stick figure with 400 lbs in her rear

[wicked delta]

thats crazy what kinda porn are you watching

she looks pretty normal

lmao

[remote gate]

i just dont like her figure or appearance simple as that

nuclear level take as I said

[clear plume]

Will never forget the day a friend asked why 2b was flat bc the porn they watch of her always has her stacked

[wicked delta]

no one said you have to find her hot its just that shes objectively hot

[clear plume]

[remote gate]

hard disagree

[wicked delta]

you cant disagree with a fact

[remote gate]

yes I can

i have a very funny follow up statement but i would be banned for it

[clear plume]

You can ask 100 women if they’d want 2bs body and literally 130 are saying yes bc 30 you didn’t ask but overheard are chiming in

[remote gate]

where did the 30 additional women come from

and how did they overhear this conversation

[rapid whale]

wat

arent they like

squarely in c cup +

i dont actualyl know but idk if ive ever thought of 2b as flat

[wicked delta]

compared to what people draw her as theyre actually pretty small

[rapid whale]

freaks fr

[wicked delta]

B-C would be fair

like

lmao

shes really thin all around

her ass included

its not that big

people just draw it as huge bc its defined

[remote gate]

i made a 😐 face irl looking at this

like the outfit is cool but i just dont find her hot

[wicked delta]

do you want a cookie for not finding her attractive or something

[remote gate]

yes

[tough gorge]

cool we get it you don't like her

[wicked delta]

good luck with that

[true beacon]

2B canonically weighs over 300lb

Because android

[rapid whale]

dense boned

[remote gate]

all in the rear

[rapid whale]

@clear plume @robust shoal reset reclears btw?

[valid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/bahaha-lol-hd-gif-minion-minion-laugh-gif-2154867417577880306

[true beacon]

All that’s really changed in the 9000 years is earth becoming tidally locked

[clear plume]

Sure

[inner shadow]

Maybe I should finish this
The previous ones were amusing

[worn bluff]

no A2 fans in the chat

[clear plume]

Nier automata did her character dirty

She is so much better in other media

[wicked delta]

i pref A2

[worn bluff]

A2 is the main character to me

[clear plume]

Pearl Harbor descent a2 story

[wicked delta]

the whole game revolves around 2b and 9s love but tbh

didnt give a shit about it lol

[loud nymph]

also because horny

[wicked delta]

yoko taro doesnt help he shares art where her ass is huge too LOL

[remote gate]

now A2 on the other hand is hot

[clear plume]

It’s also better represented in other media, but I’ll start spoiler marking some of that

[remote gate]

A2 deserved more screen time

[craggy marsh]

The Commander deserved more screen time

[remote gate]

who

[loud nymph]

yoko taro is like the epitome of that prozd skit where some dude is "um ackshually 🤓"ing horny manga and the manga author is like "man I just wanted to draw titties"

[craggy marsh]

Chick in the white outfit in the bunker

My queen

[remote gate]

that doesnt narrow it down at all

theres a couple of those

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nier-automata-sad-gif-13146290

Wife

[remote gate]

oh yeah uh her

[zealous meteor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke1YKF3tNCE this one?

[remote gate]

im going to squeeze her nose

[clear plume]

||tldr is that 2B is actually 2E and specifically designed to kill 9s on repeat because he’s programmed to always dig too far and find out yorhas secrets, so there has been times in other stories where she gives him nicknames, or refuses to, or even sometimes kills him before the order out of frustration, and eventually just gave up and considered herself broken and the 9s ended up killing himself out of pity for her, which as a novella was a much more in depth look into how she really feels about him and the cycle involved that the game just didn’t have space for||