endgame-lounge

[pallid kindle]

?

[brisk scarab]

[pallid kindle]

does train happen to use the same stuff as chaotic or ??

[brisk scarab]

I did that a couple timesd before

Nah, probably clicked high end section and misses doomtrain

[visual geyser]

Dude

Spoilers go in 7.5 discussion no chort posting

😡

[wicked delta]

Nobody cares

chort

[visual geyser]

Lmfao

They have to make chort a mount right?

[craggy marsh]

Chort will carry the community until September

[thin fox]

its actually so fucking insane how much better nier is than the ff11 alliance raids

its not even close

[visual geyser]

Rip kekfa

[craggy marsh]

Chortka

[visual geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-laugh-laughing-funny-gif-13237345185031310090

[brisk scarab]

thats....a statement

TRANSCENDENT.....SUBLIIIIIIIIME!

[visual geyser]

Nier’s final boss is just as bad as vanadiels

[craggy marsh]

Vanadiel final boss was very underwhelming

Glorified setpiece that exists and just yaps for the entire fight with no mechanics to back it up

[visual geyser]

Nier final boss literally only has the building mechanic

[brisk scarab]

The first boss is definitely my favorite

[thin fox]

nier dares to ask what if you had to dodge more than one mechanic at the same time which instantly makes it basically an ultimate compared to ff11 raids

[craggy marsh]

Hey we respect the train mechanic

[visual geyser]

Dogshi

[craggy marsh]

only bc it's funny to see an XIV character get run over by a train

[thin fox]

ok and every ff11 boss is like this

[craggy marsh]

That being said the Nier raids fell off after Copied Factory imo

Idc for puppets

[thin fox]

find me an ff11 boss as good as red girl

[craggy marsh]

and tower is a snooze fest

[visual geyser]

Puppets bunker final boss is the worst final boss in any alliance raid I think

[thin fox]

no thats thaleia

puppet bunker final boss is at least new

thaleia is just recycled mechanics

with nothing else

[craggy marsh]

Myths of the Realm takes the cake for probably the lamest alliance raid mechanically

[visual geyser]

Puppet bunker just sucks

In general

All it has is laser PvP

[craggy marsh]

Why tf does Tower take so long

[brisk scarab]

I dont like the design for the final boss in myths of the realm too

too much going on for me to really appreciate it

[wicked delta]

The only reason I don’t like Nier as much is bc shit takes forever to die

Two expansions later

That shit still takes forever to die

[brisk scarab]

Like, what bs is this LOL

[wicked delta]

But in terms of actual bosses that shit was lit

[thin fox]

i like that they live

you actually get to fucking see mechanics

[visual geyser]

Engels and 9s back to back

Actual torture

[thin fox]

vs myths where everything just fucking

dies

[wicked delta]

Good

Myths is shit

[thin fox]

it is impossible to see scales unless people intentionally throw

[wicked delta]

Get me out of there asap

[thin fox]

like the ONE cool setpiece

cant see it

[craggy marsh]

Idk why with EW they decided to hold the communities hand again

[brisk scarab]

Arent they introducing checkpoints or whatever for alliances

dont remember how they addresses it

regarding roullettes

[visual geyser]

I have no idea what they are adding

[thin fox]

cuz ppl bitch that alliance raids take longer than 10m to do

[visual geyser]

What he said made like 0 sense

[brisk scarab]

oh lol

[visual geyser]

“We want to make progressing 24 man easier? But it’ll be the same length”

[thin fox]

everyone complains about getting crystal tower in ar roulette but if they get any other one they complain it takes too long to do

[craggy marsh]

The only raid I hate is Tower bc that shit is so boring for how long it is

[thin fox]

[wicked delta]

I had a tower run that took 50 minutes

[craggy marsh]

I wouldn't mind Tower if it wasn't a white background for everything

[wicked delta]

I literally fell asleep at some point

[visual geyser]

I like the white background

[wicked delta]

Red girl woke me up

But holy

[visual geyser]

I wish I could explorer mode tower

So I can easily look at glams

[wicked delta]

The last boss in tower is my fav alliance raid boss

No matter how many times it happens its extremely funny to watch people getting hit by trains

[craggy marsh]

Hoping the eva raids aren't a snooze fest

[brisk scarab]

whats the funnest alliance boss

[visual geyser]

Funnest or funniest

[craggy marsh]

But also the Eva raids will probably be all wall bosses

[brisk scarab]

funnest

[visual geyser]

Thundergod

Imo

[craggy marsh]

Idk how you fight and Eva or an Angel and not have them be wall bosses

[spice path]

I used to hate the nier raids because my computer tanked every time. Got better internet and it was fine.

[visual geyser]

I like shadowlord too

[brisk scarab]

shadowlord was very cool

loved his cleave mechs

[visual geyser]

That dragon in the first one is fun too

[craggy marsh]

Shadowlord was cool but he's just a one trick pony

[visual geyser]

Oops all cleaves

[wicked delta]

Id have to go with either Prishe or Shadowlord

[brisk scarab]

the funniest for me is the 2nd to last guy in part 2 of ff11 raids

I quote his lines all the time LOL

[visual geyser]

Crystal boy

[brisk scarab]

TRANSCENDENT

[visual geyser]

O DIVINE ESTOC

[brisk scarab]

SUBLLIIIIME

[wicked delta]

He was fun as hell day 1

[brisk scarab]

DRINK DEEP OF THE ELEMENTS

[wicked delta]

Impossible content

Nobody could do it

[craggy marsh]

Kumquat is way better than his boring brothers fight

[wicked delta]

Everyone in my group was like “who is this kid?”

[visual geyser]

Why do ff11 villains clear ff14 villains so hard

Tf

[craggy marsh]

is there a reason why it's always the third boss of an alliance raid that's usually the coolest

[visual geyser]

Ff11 hades

[brisk scarab]

how fun is ff11's combat

[wicked delta]

Idk fat gulool ja ja wasn’t that hype to me

[jolly flume]

how is this your excuse for failing chasers on a phys range with 3 dashes

[thin fox]

buddy

u wanna talk about

alliance raid ahving 0 mechanics

ur fucking sublime andy having

aoe

[craggy marsh]

Idc about that weak ass poser

[thin fox]

aoe

[wicked delta]

Sorry

[visual geyser]

Funny voicelines give a boss privilege stay mad

[brisk scarab]

truth nuke

[craggy marsh]

Mine is de path

[brisk scarab]

I wanna have an opinion on Crystal Tower bosses, but since they die so quick I cant since I havent seen their full mechs LOL

[visual geyser]

Bad bad bad!

[thin fox]

I remember when the solo only guy did Crystal Tower he said he was excited to learn what some of these bosses even do and then he did it and the bosses still didn't do anything

that one CT boss with the circle platforms on the edge

still did nothing

[visual geyser]

Gonna have full rotations in CT now

Holy shit

[thin fox]

[quick verge]

u need a time machine to do ct as intended

[sleek moon]

Or strip

[stray forge]

Everyone should strip

[clear plume]

Well no bc it used to be designed around 6 tanks not 3

They reworked some parts of it for alliance roulette

[quick verge]

time machine is easier

[sleek moon]

i think the only thing they changed was the damage taken from activating the 4 towers at behemoth

[tulip wraith]

just joined a farm party and trolled out of my mind ggs uninstalling

[stray forge]

Bro biscuit wants timewarped raids and dungeons so bad

🥀

[dull drum]

how about you warp THIS

[jolly flume]

doth the yawning rift not tempt you...

[quick verge]

past ur bedtime btw unnie

[jolly flume]

it's your bedtime too

with me

[craggy marsh]

lewd

[quick verge]

deadass made me frown

[jolly flume]

we were pretty close to skipping second set of chasers

I think

[quick verge]

are we getting shitfaced on the blessed day of cinco de mayo

[jolly flume]

we need to lock in

yes

we are

[quick verge]

why do you have a viper

[jolly flume]

I forgot to lock the slot to real melees

[quick verge]

how tf are you talking about skipping chasers when there's 3 brick jobs

[jolly flume]

we need unbricked players

[craggy marsh]

sorry i'm always bricked

[raw sand]

same

[stray forge]

im bricked player on bricked job mb

[loud swift]

what

[dapper zealot]

I'm only bricked for chort

[round burrow]

does anyone know how many stages there are in the cosmic exploration relics?

[stray forge]

9 -> 4 -> 4 i think

so 17

[round burrow]

Thank you

Also, another question cause I'm just comparing what is better
Would relic be better than gold thumb? Or

[dapper zealot]

pentamelded is slightly better rn

final step will be better

[round burrow]

Noted

[shy obsidian]

sounds like a shit tonna work...

[trim frost]

this game is so stupid now

[dull drum]

hows the non rating loss on death going

i havent hopped into pvp yet

[trim frost]

it's comical

like ok sure 24k recuperate forever now

[amber fable]

Faster games atleast

I hope it is

[trim frost]

tbf we had a drk+dnc duo on our team so i was able to farm a lot of kills and assists from that

ice licker stocks have never been lower

we got almost 1000 points just off kills

[lyric summit]

my pvp hot take is idk why we haven't evolved yet to let one team win every time so everyone can get it over with faster and move on with their lives

[amber fable]

Thats what i say

In ally chat

When we losing

Feed to winning team

Make it end faster

[lyric summit]

why are we spending 25 minutes getting every team to 50 points below win, when we can spend 8 to cap one team and 0 the others

same with CC

thrown match takes 90 seconds

and it's 50% if you get red or blue

just let red win every time and everyone would be done with their battle pass in three hours

[valid solar]

maybe because some people actually like pvp

and want to play the game

[trim frost]

did u see the pvp drama bullshit i got myself into

[valid solar]

I saw the thing you posted about the wintraders who gms arent doing anything about

was it that one

[trim frost]

yeah

🚬

[valid solar]

match fixing is against ToS isnt it ? I wonder why the gms dont seem to really care

[trim frost]

there was one particular fuckwad in my mentions who (instead of making a valid point) decided to call my gposes ugly

and then when i blocked him he hopped on an alt to continue to insult me 😃 ??

[trim frost]

like sure on one hand i get that u kinda need to beg people for queues in the deadge gamemode but why should anyone believe that u have integrity about the queue syncing

especially when seven of you motherfuckers have the same last name

crying

[craggy marsh]

Bungo you're making me hungry because of your name

[trim frost]

hungering for the lead paint

[craggy marsh]

Ye

[alpine plover]

yum, paint

do you guys think the astro cards taste good?

[craggy marsh]

I imagine each card has their own distinct taste

[alpine plover]

The green card probably tastes like green apple

[craggy marsh]

The balance tastes like a spicy pepper

[alpine plover]

yum

[proud roost]

The ewer tastes like water

[craggy marsh]

Sewer water

[lyric summit]

balance = orange, spire = lemon, bole = apple, spear = grape, arrow = mint, ewer = bluberry

[worn bluff]

i just picture that warframe director eating the emet selch cards

[thin tartan]

im egregiously fucking griefing savage today holy fuck

i ghosted my stance in opener

i left the takn share early

i eat dd here and there for fun

oh ym god

[rotund summit]

lock in

[thin tartan]

MY MEDIAN

augAUGUHAGHA

[valid solar]

I do that too sometimes

[thin tartan]

ok my m10 run was a 95 but im not gonna upload 9 and hope nobody else does

[amber fable]

Median in off patch

[thin tartan]

k well

im hapyp with this for on patch

it was higher

grr

[clear plume]

your median for main patch will be what shows

median isnt cross patch

[thin tartan]

hey!

not everyone knows how to press the patch button at top

[clear plume]

median/personal best/asp will show main patch unless off patch gets higher

[clear plume]

me and bapple had a whm giga grief us into winning weapon coffer this game is rigged

he let a famfrit whm into party

[thin fox]

you will never believe how many views the shb trailer has

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[kind elm]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-eat-eating-bunny-eat-gif-8046435392985148926

[thin fox]

surely THIS merc party has the wings drop

[thin tartan]

Clock Spots May 5, 2026 (Extreme)
⏱️ 4:15
🔀 13 swaps
https://clock-spots.com/?date=2026-05-05

[thin fox]

my 1 complaint w this one is that what counts as looking at the gaze is a little ambiguous imo

is this looking

[lyric summit]

yes

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-graph-nickelback-gif-12683147

[thin tartan]

why dont you try it ingame yourself and find otu

[thin fox]

mf this isnt the game

its a game coded by some other guy

[dapper zealot]

just become the new coder

[marble grove]

From pasta code to Italian code

[lyric summit]

made by admin of the balan discord

[thin fox]

pull portrait party its a good run

[marble grove]

Black Mage one slaps

And I mean the one in the second row

[thin fox]

think ur a wise guy eh ill show u a slap

https://tenor.com/view/three-stooges-shemp-moe-gif-11131517

[amber fable]

Duality of cat

[visual geyser]

White mage has the best

[marble grove]

Which one?

[thin fox]

holy rolls batman

[amber fable]

Someone will roll 98

On your 97

[thin fox]

im actually so fat and greedy

[random needle]

There's so many orchestrions from these, may as well try to grab as much as possible

Who's ready for the Evangelion ARs to mix Cruel Angel's Thesis with FF Prelude

[thin fox]

there's the karma

[visual geyser]

Torn from the angels

Can’t wait for the angel attack theme

[grand mesa]

This is a "Keep to yourself" thought

idk why people bother to harass people when they decide they don't like something unproblematic

[visual geyser]

On here?

[wicked delta]

That same person proceeded to defend blatant racism so like keep their ass blocked

[wicked delta]

Twitter

[visual geyser]

O

lol

[grand mesa]

gg

[visual geyser]

I mean it’s Twitter

I don’t know what it is about that place that spawns people that can’t stay on topic and spew random shit

[wicked delta]

It wasn’t necessarily random

The person Valcors argued with

Made some very unsavory jokes in Limsa shout chat

[visual geyser]

Oh lol

[wicked delta]

And people ratio’d their win trading post with screenshots

[visual geyser]

Who did they call out for win trading

[wicked delta]

So the other guy started defending OP because it was “a long time ago” and all the classic stuff

[visual geyser]

Win trading in CC L O L

Win trading for fucking what

[wicked delta]

[visual geyser]

The same framer kit copy pasted for 50 seasons

I wonder if I have a pvp reputation

Been bullying people on whm for years atp

[true beacon]

I bring more

Whimsical Chort

[amber fable]

Jeans makes it look like it has big ball sack there

[random needle]

Not all thoughts are things we need to say out loud

[thin fox]

havent done m11 in like a month and a half surely Im not rusty

[random needle]

At long last, the decisive match against the graaaand champiooooon!

I think this week I can get full 790 on BLM if everything goes right

[raven prawn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HBOMax-friday-hbomax-fridayonhbomax-twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs

THATS ONE FAT MOFO

[thin fox]

i forgot where baits in split go

[random needle]

2000 nuts for my last right side augment
3 AR coins for my last left side augment
4 m10s books for my raid hand
4 m11s books for my weapon augment

[random needle]

Untethered people stand in boss's hitbox after the meteor, wait for the prey markers to appear. Then you bait 3 puddles with your corner partner, then the prey marker goes to the waymark corner and the tether goes to the arena edge

I think most PFs use outer markers now

Don't recall what role you play but I'd suggest having wtfdig open on another monitor and having a quick reference for ecliptic at the end too, just to be safe. Don't wanna forget tower prio or 4/2way fireball spots

[amber fable]

Prio cuz melee cant

🥀

[random needle]

Waaahhhh my uptime waaahhhhh

Maybe I should play melee next tier so I can see if the complaints about uptime are justified

[versed kayak]

finding ways to greed for uptime is pretty fun

[wicked delta]

I dont have raid wep

But I will have all my augments and gear done

[amber fable]

This mech should have had more towers

[wicked delta]

And thank fucking god bc doing reclears for all my gear augments is

[amber fable]

I got none of raid gear from m10

[true beacon]

I haven’t cleared M10 yet

[wicked delta]

I scammed a bunch of people into giving me the gear from M10

I stole the chestpiece from my bf in m11

Ended up merc’ing for the pants

[amber fable]

I won chest with 67 roll

Died like 2 times in that run

Playing bad gets you loot

[true beacon]

Good thing my bis uses tome chest

[amber fable]

It wasn't even my fault..whm caused my death both times

[wicked delta]

I played like total shit in the run where I got the chestpiece

[true beacon]

Gotta make do with the windurst legs for now

[wicked delta]

Sniped a summoner in split

[fierce matrix]

I lost a 97 mount roll on the new ex to the sam who died 6 times, did less damage than the SCH and then looted and scooted

[wicked delta]

Then griefed ecliptic

[fierce matrix]

Nothing feels better than that

[wicked delta]

[amber fable]

Moral is: be a griefer

[fierce matrix]

Understood

[wicked delta]

Worst players get loot

🔥

[fierce matrix]

Oh he also yelled at me cause I stood still with the last chaser and invulned as a tank

Because he got scared and ran out the other side into the other chaser

And then died

[wicked delta]

Samurai players deserve nothing

[fierce matrix]

Same with MNK players

[amber fable]

Dps deserves nothing
Ftfy

[fierce matrix]

Nah

I respect some rdms

[amber fable]

Exceptions are there

But for pugs

Yes

Dps deserve nothing

[random needle]

Saaaaame dude

I'm so glad logs were down last week

[wicked delta]

Theres some runs where im like

Yall

Dont upload the logs

Please

💀

I’m finished.

[wicked delta]

Me irl

[random needle]

The only good thing is that I killed myself in arena split and no one else

[amber fable]

Wol ass got beat too there

[wicked delta]

Tyrant was ragebaiting me hard

Cast interrupted

Cast interrupted

Motherfucker

[amber fable]

Footwork

[amber fable]

Where's the footwork 🥀

[random needle]

Genuinely how the hell does one do ultimate weapons on AST without using all your lightspeed or dropping uptime

[amber fable]

Thats why they will remove it

In 8.0

[wicked delta]

How does anyone do ulti weapons without a scholar

I need my expedient boss please

More expedient please

[valid solar]

when you're on the far side and sprint is down

just gotta pray atp

[wicked delta]

Step 1. Accept your death

[random needle]

Far side, have to sprint from sword to scythe, then you get another sword to scythe

[wicked delta]

Being in G1 most of the time means getting the terrorist patterns

[amber fable]

No gapclose

[valid solar]

true, just play a job with a gapclose

[random needle]

Let me Aetherial manip to the boss

[amber fable]

As a tank i never gapclosed in sword to scythe...

[wicked delta]

My melee complaining about weapons once

I crashed out

Guess what it feels like for RANGED

Only melee that can complain is MT

Otherwise SHUT UP

[valid solar]

the drop rates of the new eyepatches are so ass literally nobody is selling it

[amber fable]

I did so many times as mt I got used to not doing it

[valid solar]

[amber fable]

Even as ot

Just press w

[valid solar]

who decided to make them drop from submarines bruh

[amber fable]

Win

[random needle]

All well and good when you don't have the cast times bearing down on you

And BLM and WHM are the easy ones for that

[amber fable]

Well yeah casters have their issue for that one

[wicked delta]

Thanking Yoshi P every day for whm dash

[boreal pumice]

still worst idea ever

[loud nymph]

square enix has such a hard on for gatekeeping shit behind the hell grind that is submersibles

it's absolutely bizarre

[boreal pumice]

it just makes ppl do solo fcs for it and they are making money back

[valid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

we must explode dnc players

[random needle]

Which fight are they whining about

[valid solar]

current extreme

they dont want to go to south tower because its too far a walk apparently

[boreal pumice]

i like how you even have to put out you have 3 dashes you some the best mobilty

[random needle]

What the hell do they WANT

[loud nymph]

This is for intermission towers?

amazing

[loud nymph]

DNC relative towers, DNC gets the closest one, everyone else adjusts around them

[shadow pilot]

Its just walking??

Do they want rescue hurl their ass or what

[loud nymph]

if they happen to have a cone and there's a tower behind them, well, nothing we can do about that

[vast jacinth]

Just use mitgation :)

[teal hill]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHfsMt4bIAApjPG?format=png&name=900x900

[jolly flume]

sigh

kill all reddit users

[zealous meteor]

even cleave?

[jolly flume]

all

[alpine plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023273361310240804/1498303592057147502/ateenshun.gif

[remote gate]

speaking of ultimate when kefka

[jolly flume]

another week

another 450 tomes

gladge

[alpine plover]

Tomorrow

(Lie)

[loud nymph]

ffxivdiscussion moment

[random needle]

Sir, a second Cooly has hit the subreddit /s

[remote gate]

i want to see this channel seethe at kefka beating them over and over

[jolly flume]

why cant you repair gear while on a mount

square...

[alpine plover]

Wait i wanna read this

[thin tartan]

okay!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/comments/1t4e2z7/ultimates_arent_something_that_needs_to_be/

[alpine plover]

Thanks

[thin tartan]

no problem!

[random needle]

I'm mostly wondering what mechanic is going to end up being most iconic from this fight

[remote gate]

it better be heartless angel

[jolly flume]

I need to find that person's logs

[random needle]

I mean, Heartless Angel is just a charybdis

[jolly flume]

they will be glorious

[remote gate]

if you try to cheese it with tank/healer lb3, kefka calls you a slur and wipes your party immediately

[alpine plover]

Based

[alpine plover]

He is not ENTIRELY wrong but he is not pointing at the correct players

[random needle]

"Breaking your limits, hmmm? Perhaps I should break something else!" attacks the limit gauge, shattering the third segment and limiting you to LB2

[alpine plover]

We should kill hildi or other stuff

That munches resources

[remote gate]

would actually be in character + screw you over in the long run

[thin tartan]

why do casuals hate raiders anyway

[jolly flume]

because we're all elitists and gatekeepers billy

we're ruining their wholesome community

[remote gate]

because they'll never reach to their level + gatekeeping

[alpine plover]

Or like golden saucer remake

[jolly flume]

dude fr who the fuck asked for another GATE or whatever

[remote gate]

theres this one person I know who is going to start fru soon and they brag about it but theyre a hard casual and their gameplay is rough (they cant do the gnb opener correctly)

[alpine plover]

Who seriously woke up and decided that is a wise allocation of resources

[jolly flume]

does anybody actually play that shit

[remote gate]

what is a gate did you misspell fate

[jolly flume]

I too wake up in the morning

and get excited to play af1

hoooooly shit I can't wait to click some circles

[zealous meteor]

GATEs are pretty fun but they sure aren't the only thing i'd wanna play

i'll do them if i catch them though

[remote gate]

wtf is a gate??? like a thing you walk thru??

[zealous meteor]

the gold saucer events that happen 3 times an hour

air force 1, any way the wind blows, the slice is right

[remote gate]

i thought you just stand there and erp + buy glams??

[random needle]

I guess it depends on how many people in the team are being allocated to what

Like, maybe the new AF1 course was just some guy on the team making something on the side for fun between other tasks. That's how verminion and mahjong were added, yeah?

[boreal pumice]

how dare they not use resources for ME ME ME cater to ME

[remote gate]

legit ive only gone to the saucer to buy a glam and thats it

[zealous meteor]

yeah

[jolly flume]

idk bro im not even asking for more raid content

[alpine plover]

All 14 mahjong players will love the mahjong remake

[jolly flume]

im just tired of reading peoples takes about how there should be less

[remote gate]

this game already has less content tf

[random needle]

Yoshi-P didn't sit down Mr. Ozma or Mr. Prime and say "hey, I know you're still working on the next Savage tier, but we reeeeaaaally need an outdoor course for AF1, so get on that"

And yeah that's a reasonable take, I don't think there should be "less" of anything if possible

[versed kayak]

isn't AF1 basically just a camera fly through with some clickable targets anyway?
They probably on-boarded some interns and gave them that as a task

[remote gate]

unironically yes siti

i could see gold saucer minigames being the programmer filter for squares hiring process

"can you code this to be playable? it doesnt have to be fun just playable"

[boreal pumice]

i think they used to do that for writing staff give them non msq stuff like beast tribes , job quests ,side stuff and see how it goes you always see the praise for ishikawa on drk

[random needle]

Prove you can be trusted with small things and eventually you'll be trusted with greater things, etc etc

[remote gate]

maybe actually

[boreal pumice]

the variant dungeon does this well since if you want to know the story legit you have to read it and not just look at reddit for the path answers

[thin tartan]

what kinda sam is this

[random needle]

[thin tartan]

GET OUT OF MY LEDGE

[boreal pumice]

[thin tartan]

ctually ima delete that cuz

possible triggers

w/e

[random needle]

Push her into the water

Already got a swimsuit on

[boreal pumice]

is your fc based on p4 junes?

[thin tartan]

yes.

[boreal pumice]

everyday is good at your junes

[thin tartan]

yes it is

great vegetables

[boreal pumice]

adachi the based

[remote gate]

speaking of persona 4 do you think revival will drop in August as its rumored

[boreal pumice]

beats me i just dont pay attention to not get hopes hopes up , my bigger worry is how they will handle kanji and naoto

[tight wing]

hey, question, in m12s rep 1, it doesnt matter that much if you do Dn or Cr if you are ranged right?

like its the same position for both strats

[normal summit]

Unless your clone stops NW

then the spreads are backwards in DN from CR and vice versa

[tight wing]

https://tenor.com/view/waterfall-baby-who-ever-made-it-is-a-expert-gif-20599912

[random needle]

Current NA PF standard for m12sp2 is pretty much following Hector, yeah? Though they didn't take relative rep1 but did pick up BC rep2?

[loud nymph]

Pretty much

even though relative rep 1 is better

NA PF loves its unnecessary snake prio

[random needle]

shruge, I'll manage

[loud nymph]

BC has mostly supplanted DN for rep 2 tho

probably in large part due to Hector signal boosting it in his videos

[stray forge]

Shruge

[normal summit]

Me - "this strat isn't PF standard so I'm just showing it for statics that want to use it"

PF - "Got it. Use this in PF immediately."

[worn bluff]

you could retire from guide making today and people will still be blaming you for ruining PF in 2027

[thin fox]

extremely funny thing to say about content that's mostly designed by one or two people and relies on reused assets

[worn bluff]

fire explosions and ice donuts doing work for years

[random needle]

It's funny how they did this for the strat you have to watch a secondary vid for, but not for relative rep1, which you show in the main video and directly state is better than snake prio

[torn mesa]

easier to miss a small part of a long video

compared to a dedicated short video

[whole estuary]

I died because Shantotto's fire is a donut

[worn bluff]

[worn bluff]

what if umad has a version of idyllic but question marks are layered on for each resolution

i guess you can still command panel it

[loud nymph]

to be fair you basically did say "BC is the best way to do rep 2 by a country mile"

[normal summit]

"if you're a static player" and I stand by that. For people learning the mechanic new, BC is like a prog skip. But unnecessary for anyone who can already do DN.

[thin tartan]

if you cant do bc then um

um um um

um

umm

quick someone give me an insult

[jolly flume]

if you can't do either strat then um

you must be a white mage

[torn mesa]

said this before, but neither strat is particularly more difficult

[loud nymph]

I was gonna say viper

[torn mesa]

at least not enough to warrant a swap in PF

[loud nymph]

or reaper

[remote gate]

go back to air force in the gold saucer

[thin tartan]

anwyuay i just got a dd on demand cuz my cotank shirked me too early before alpha debuff fell off in superchain

wonderful.

[torn mesa]

billy still reclearing?

[thin tartan]

mercs

[jolly flume]

ppl still mercing that shit

[torn mesa]

need BiS for ultimate

[thin tartan]

750k
1 mil
2 mil
6 mil this week

[torn mesa]

Chiyo, which 2 words describe the above

And rhymes with cave favour

[jolly flume]

slave labor

[thin tartan]

[normal summit]

The clarity of tethers at the beginning (having no clone North) is really nice when new to the mechanic. Ditto the extra time to position correctly by ignoring Near/Far.

[thin tartan]

KILL ME

BOMBED BY HEAL IN ORBS

[torn mesa]

Near/Far is more so PF way overestimating how far you have to go

people be baiting far at the wall with DN

[thin tartan]

hector why couldnt we do flipped banana

like jp

[jolly flume]

just be closer or further than the protean bozos

[worn bluff]

if i could pick any strat for a static it would probably be JP's version of BC

[thin tartan]

its fire

ikr

[normal summit]

Isn't JP's version just BC, but B is New North instead of D?

[torn mesa]

I think these advantages are close to an even tradeoff with the positioning being a bit tighter for BC

I've only done BC like twice though

[thin tartan]

idk bout that bit but they do the netherworld baits flipped

[jolly flume]

idc abt the strat argument honestly

[worn bluff]

the near/far baits are taken towards the wall, closer to where they will take their proteans

[jolly flume]

I just dont get the "but bc is more uptime"

[torn mesa]

saying BC is more uptime is like saying Ferring is more uptime

[jolly flume]

dont remind me

[torn mesa]

i.e., melee can't roll GCD and move out a bit, please understand

[normal summit]

BC is easier uptime, but they're both full uptime strats.

[thin tartan]

kr sheet so of fucking course they flipped the cone stack

sob

[normal summit]

outside of being initial defamation

[worn bluff]

yeah i like this orientation better

[thin tartan]

its fire

[normal summit]

ooh, I like the JP version

[worn bluff]

i think there's also basically no chance of the far person getting clipped by a cone

[thin tartan]

its just um

what is it

the worlds flipped

thts it

[normal summit]

Though curious how tight the positioning is for the chance the party gets clipped

Boss positioning there isn't fixed and depends on what previous players do

[loud nymph]

I'd be more worried about the defams and boss tether getting clipped by a cone

[thin tartan]

you want um

korean version of you

[worn bluff]

i think if party is on hitbox and the boss jumped properly then the party is pretty safe

[thin tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/@Ro_Minny/videos

[jolly flume]

you can fuck any strat with a badly placed boss

[thin tartan]

kr uses google spreadsheets

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRbFEhAa6TlohwM4mXOJN00Bw-fJy6-PET21VBegYyo/edit?gid=1592510140#gid=1592510140

like this

they used to run the tier early on mana dc in jp

they can just run on kr now

kr had absolutely no variances on pf strats cuz it was just them and that was it

[normal summit]

Just going off my images, that looks giga tight. Do they position boss further forward for the initial jump?

[thin tartan]

honestly some people would be shocked at things cuz their protean spread for p12s would be rotated slightly and it ticked me off

[normal summit]

I guess with bottom of the waymark as a reference, that should be pretty consistent.

If you place boss middle of the diamond between 2 and B, everyone stacked south of boss is dying

[worn bluff]

you can't be super far off but IMO it's fine if you're on the hitbox. it's really if someone positions the jump wrong then everyone dies

[faint drift]

Lol someone died in that video 🤣

[thin tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K19L5Yg3eY

[worn bluff]

yeah lol

well they were like right on top of the boss for the cleaves

so nothing to do with the strat

[faint drift]

It's all the same shit just pick what works

[dull drum]

im stubborn and used DN when i cleared therefore we’re only doing DN rep 2 in my pfs

😡

[jolly flume]

simply finish your bis before bc becomes popular

[worn bluff]

actually yeah i do think the boss jump is slightly more north than in NA

[torn mesa]

simply don't PF

[normal summit]

yeah, it's about half a tile more north, which makes the strat work (and is also quite nice for easier uptime from cleave players. My group made that adjust for normal BC)

[jolly flume]

but how will we get our slop fix in

[torn mesa]

we've enough slop now

[jolly flume]

doth the yawning rift not tempt you...

[tight wing]

YES i swear CR is 100% easier

and damn didnt know the teach was here lol

[random needle]

I'm just trying to prepare myself however I can for when I get on p2

[ocean rock]

I would suggest running Idyllic Sim

It's good to practice that mechanic because it's like most of the fight

[random needle]

That'd be useful, I'll also want to study up BC rep2 a bit better since I still don't fully get the reenactment movement

[jade nimbus]

Btw in the brd showcase for evolved combat

The songs were just personal buffs, ye?

[dull drum]

i did but i want to bis out more jobs

[random needle]

It's directly stated that the songs are party buffs

[tight wing]

idyllic sim

[random needle]

I don't think they're eliminating party support roles entirely, otherwise Bard and Dancer would be at McDonald's, they're just trying to move away from everything revolving around the sacred 2 minute raid buff

[boreal pumice]

best buff pelaton

[jade nimbus]

Mhm, but it probably won't be damage buffs

Or if it is a damage buff, it will be one you just upkeep for the whole fight

Like current standard step

[random needle]

Right now, the thing I most want to know about evolved jobs is what the other tanks and healers will look like, especially other healers

I hope they were just trying to emphasize WHM as being the entry-level healer and not just making healing easier across the board, but until we see what SCH/AST/SGE look like, it's hard to say for certain

[boreal pumice]

your gonna become that meme of sleeping person then the brain asks a question you dont have a answer to

[tulip anvil]

Ill give you special cells

[true beacon]

I remember no alpha debuff in Superchain

[thin tartan]

oh my god

[stark cypress]

How do you solo alphascape v4 Savage? I get past the laser beam part and then get 1 shot, even without the magic vuln. Do I just need to switch to tank to invuln that?

[true beacon]

Are you a lvl 100 tank with ilvl like 750 or higher?

[jolly flume]

1 shot by pile pitch?

just throw some mit at it

[stark cypress]

Right now im a 770 viper. I do have a 775 Warrior though.

[jolly flume]

get on tank

you can just mit past the vuln

[stark cypress]

Ok

[jolly flume]

and you're probably going to need to invuln fundamental synergy later anyway

[stark cypress]

I'll keep that in mind

[valid solar]

dont leave us hanging what happened

[stark cypress]

Alright I finally cleared it solo. Phase 1 is certanly tricky.

Phase 2 is literally just stand there and hit it till its dead. Heal as needed.

[inner shadow]

What's best materia for healers?

[jolly flume]

sps to tier, crit, dhit

[shy obsidian]

how the heck does regular Honey B. get melted this fast nowadays

[pallid kindle]

i dont think i saw a 2nd phase of hearts when i did it last week

[shy obsidian]

no way the gear level gets synced THIS high

[amber fable]

Its not synced at all

So

[shy obsidian]

oh shit

no wonder

[amber fable]

It will sync to 790 with 8.0

[shy obsidian]

😭

[worn bluff]

yeah LHW stuff just evaporates now

[shy obsidian]

if Honey B. is like this I can't imagine how fast poor Yaana will explode 😭

[worn bluff]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cute-kitten-52--k01KQWNZ1GF6SE0HEN4PXP1687Q

[tulip anvil]

quick question, what does alpha debuff take in p12sp2

for the BPOG thing

classical elements that

[worn bluff]

the red shape

[tulip anvil]

thanks

[jolly flume]

it goes in the red hole

[wicked delta]

who are you

[loud nymph]

I'm playing the "guess the fight based on the arena/background" game

everkeep ex?

[wicked delta]

yea

[rapid whale]

tfti

[loud nymph]

the viera your parents warned you about

[jolly flume]

wheres my content

I want content

[loud nymph]

please look forward to it in a month

[inner shadow]

idk why it reminded me of bravo

[rapid whale]

freeki

[inner shadow]

What's the best dance emote you know in game

[loud nymph]

/beesknees

[pallid kindle]

/lophop

[craggy marsh]

/lalihop

[shy obsidian]

/mogdance

[jolly flume]

dang

it's been exactly 1 week since chort

and someone already made a cock mod for him

good job final fantasy xiv community

[wicked delta]

why do you know this

better question

why do we need to know this

[jolly flume]

someone made a chort mod for the new hoodie and I was looking for it

[craggy marsh]

a stuffy bunny

[jolly flume]

incredible

[wicked delta]

why are you white

[wicked delta]

send mod link in dms bruh

im chorting it

[loud swift]

i might need this mod

bless my fat chort life

[timber stratus]

im a fat fucking choooort

[jolly flume]

goat shit tbh

[dull drum]

pfft i just got reported in m10n

😭

[stray forge]

I report anyone from California mb

[dull drum]

i had a dual tb on me and then someone decided to deploy their leyline on me so i just stood there and let them die idgaf

[stray forge]

[rapid whale]

gg

[dull drum]

honeestly i coulda covered them

[random needle]

Type shit

[dull drum]

but im petty

[random needle]

I'd probably say "ykw I deserve that"

[jolly flume]

hes so stupid

[dull drum]

@trim frost god you were right

frontlines is fucking MISERABLE with this change

[stray forge]

What change

[jolly flume]

not losing bh for dying

[stray forge]

I was about to start doing my 25 grind

That sounds miserable

Wtf

Why wouldn’t you lose it

Isn’t everyone going to be strong asf

[pallid kindle]

to make games faster i think

[random needle]

I wonder if they're going to roll it back in 7.51, I don't think I've seen anyone enjoy the change

[stray forge]

Meaning no one will be strong since everyone is strong

Gg

[jolly flume]

they just be doin shit

why.

[pallid kindle]

Sorry

[zealous meteor]

but frontlines is already miserable

[zealous meteor]

normal or ex

don't tell me you started doing mentor roulettes

[jolly flume]

I dont even have mentor roulettes unlocked bruh

I aint doin these

[random needle]

Did you really think Chiyo would debase himself by doing guildhests

[jolly flume]

I just want my last couple tomes

[zealous meteor]

some people go to great lengths to avoid being productive

[craggy marsh]

hop into the clyteum then

[jolly flume]

cant find it

[craggy marsh]

[jolly flume]

also I really dont want to do a dungeon

[tepid briar]

train.

[jolly flume]

I could just cap with like 5 more ex kills lol

[vestal hollow]

bro that xeno tweet

what the fuck

[zealous meteor]

what did he say now

[vestal hollow]

how is he not filtered or banned from here

[zealous meteor]

war good pld bad?

[vestal hollow]

i cant even post it lmao

no

called kate and sena a slur

[zealous meteor]

oh.

[craggy marsh]

Yeah idk wtf Xeno has been on about lately

[vestal hollow]

xiv community too scared to excise the cancer

[lament dawn]

Hehe, ChortY.

[craggy marsh]

i'm enjoying him having freakouts just bc WAR is OT

[vestal hollow]

xiv community in general going crazy

all of them going antiwoke lmao

zepla, llama, xeno

arthars

[dull drum]

it just means whoever snowballs first basically wins or has an advantage

as long as they dont throw

you can play safe

[craggy marsh]

bro what the fuck happened with llama

[vestal hollow]

between him and fetterman theres proof that head injuries make you become a bigoted freak

[craggy marsh]

Idk how hard it is to just be a normal person

I'm glad my goat Happy hasn't done anything problematic (yet)

[vestal hollow]

happy told him to shut the fuck up in the replies lmao

[craggy marsh]

As he should

[vestal hollow]

apparently xeno whining that hes woke on stream and shit

[craggy marsh]

Xeno been on this weird rant tirade for the past 2 weeks man

[dull drum]

dont jinx it

[zealous meteor]

last time i saw a thread like "what are some innocent bean youtubers you like" the top reply got exposed for being a sex pest like two days later

don't jinx it

[craggy marsh]

As far as I know the only "shitty" thing I saw Happy do was during SHB when he left a static to join another one mid week 1 but that's not even that bad of a thing really

I'm also sad to see that NEST is basically done

[vestal hollow]

eh

seems like drak deserved it

for thinking too selfishly

[craggy marsh]

A little ye

[deep gale]

context hat and shirt meme goes here

[vestal hollow]

drak made decisions about certain personal issues between nest members "for the money"

[vestal hollow]

legit only good xiv creators now are pint woops and shen

but woops' gf is an asshole

[craggy marsh]

I was gonna say Larry but he doesn't do XIV anymore much

[vestal hollow]

yknow who i fucking miss

ferro

[dusk sky]

Seen people go like “well obviously NEST was just a business at this point,” and like, sure,

But the amount of face crack is

Or mask-off, rather

[vestal hollow]

ferro said last year in his discord he didnt expect so many people to miss his content

and he might come back for 8.0

[craggy marsh]

My goat

[vestal hollow]

oh i forgot uh

finn bezahl and angelus

[trim frost]

ranged players with an ounce of spatial awareness just get giga buffed

[craggy marsh]

We need more people like BeneG who make original XIV content

[vestal hollow]

i think we need to ban all xiv creators

they all become racist in time

[deep gale]

be the change you want to see

[craggy marsh]

I foresee the BH change being removed soon bc I haven't met a single person who actually likes it at all

[clear plume]

this is why i said i will become a content creator eventually

[stray forge]

i thought finn quit

[remote gate]

100 bh drks in ew with a pocket dnc

[visual geyser]

You think this will stop them?

In convinced PvP is balanced strictly off spite

[craggy marsh]

good point

they hate pvp as they haven't made another rival wings map or bothered to fix the old one

[visual geyser]

Scholar and paladin being broken as fuck the entire expansion

[remote gate]

sch players spreading diseases the entire session

[clear plume]

scholar and paladin havent been broken in CC

and the ranked ladder is way more important than frontlines for shit like that

[visual geyser]

Bro

[true beacon]

Shen, Vul, Jesse, and GG aren’t bad either

[visual geyser]

Ur actually trying to make me crashout

[vestal hollow]

this is so fucking untrue lmao

plds can literally win matches solo

[clear plume]

??????????????????

[vestal hollow]

pld has no real counter either

crazy take

[clear plume]

pld has no real counter????

[trim frost]

what r u saying bruh

especially with the guard changes

guard break and guard ignore are crazy strong

[wicked delta]

its cooked

[trim frost]

and paladin just gets free ranged stuff all the time + free damage/mit + invuln that just absolutely cancels everything

and a party dash

not broken my ass

[zealous meteor]

who's GG

[trim frost]

gamer girl

i dunno

[vestal hollow]

what jobs can easily counter pld?

tell me

[trim frost]

is it embarrassing to say i found vul through alpharad among us videos

[stray forge]

Who tf are any of these people

[true beacon]

Grinding Gear

[stray forge]

Guilty gear

[tepid mist]

combat designer job

[trim frost]

shenpai vulpixie jesse cox(?) idk who gg is

[visual geyser]

Bro this can’t be real

[true beacon]

.

[stray forge]

.

[visual geyser]

Paladin the most broken job this game has lmao

Actually Superman job

[trim frost]

genuinely

[visual geyser]

Paired with scholar they can nuke shields and also live forever

[trim frost]

i think i only ranked up with minimal pain because of the absence of plds in my matches

thank god for that

[visual geyser]

Same less paladins playing rn for some reason

[craggy marsh]

I found Shen through her old Overwatch phase

[trim frost]

also cuz gnb is juicy esp at lower ranks

[visual geyser]

Going for crystal?

[trim frost]

ye

i’m in plat 3? i think

[vestal hollow]

no gnb is juicy in general

[trim frost]

if not crystal then at least diamond cuz i have a comm crystal in the back pocket and i want one of the feast helms

yea ik

[vestal hollow]

did you ever see how psychopathically i played gnb lmao

i made cotton crash out in a match once

[trim frost]

😭

[visual geyser]

GNB is fire

I wish I could play melee

Too many bard and rdm’s running around makes it actually toxic

[trim frost]

i played sam for a spell recently

[visual geyser]

I should get back to pct

Job is just dps whm

[stray forge]

I thought Whm is dps Whm

[wicked delta]

I got all my gear augments

I can just focus on M12 now

[raven prawn]

Hows paladin in pvp? especially ranked compared to the others

[stray forge]

Can’t tell if meme or not

[raven prawn]

nah serious question, ive not touched pvp yet

[stray forge]

Scroll like

20 messages above the message you replied to

And start reading

[raven prawn]

so its good? sweet!

[trim frost]

pct is fun

can’t remember the effects of the muses for shit tho

[loud swift]

damage damage 2min

ah wait you mean pvp

yeah idk either i wanted to play it but it seems like a bit to remember

[quick verge]

playing melee is humiliation ritual

[rapid whale]

pay for your sins in endwalker

[quick verge]

very few sins in pvp

[raven prawn]

explains why the paladin pvp i watched, most of it is resq into insta blast magic ranged damage lol

[visual geyser]

there is a stun a silence and a dot

[sleek moon]

or just be good

you can get a ton of kills on melee

[quick verge]

that doesnt make it less of a humiliation ritual

[visual geyser]

nice melee range bud

ill just cc you and burst you from across the map tho thanks

[quick verge]

melee only gets fun to play when there's at least 1 more melee on your team so you aren't getting assblasted for existing

or a melee job is fotm broken in cc

[visual geyser]

solo melee vs sch pld shell

[shy obsidian]

any fun jobs to use in crystalline conflict

im bored of using machinist all the time

[visual geyser]

yea man dnc 🙂

[quick verge]

play brd

or rpr

[visual geyser]

brd is fun if you enjoy ruining other people's day

[shy obsidian]

haven't barded out in a good bit... maybe I should

[clear plume]

God mr happy really smoked xeno on twitter in 2026

Are we sure it isn’t 2016

[boreal pumice]

dont bring that here

[wicked delta]

More of this please

[vestal hollow]

don't talk about transphobia here?

unless he's on the filter we can discuss a creator who's a piece of shit last i checked

[jolly flume]

I mean yeah he's got dirt for brains but it's not like we didn't know that already

bros tweets don't need more views

I'm happier pretending he and his takes don't exist

[vestal hollow]

thats not the point and you know it

[craggy marsh]

The fact that a lot of the viewers on his streams are openly transphobic and he don't do anything about it says a lot

[jolly flume]

this isn't a don't bring this here take lol

[vestal hollow]

ignoring it and not discussing his behavior is why he's been tolerated so long

[boreal pumice]

im just asking for no drama

[jolly flume]

that's never gonna happen

give up

[clear plume]

Brother I’m all for memeing on him but let’s not act like the Reddit discord not talking about him is why he’s “tolerated”

I’m just here for the ratio

[jolly flume]

do you just want his name blacklisted or what

because I don't think anyone would care

just go bring it up in suggestions or smth

[boreal pumice]

i ratiod him yay he doesnt know who you are

[versed kayak]

Bunch of newbies would randomly get muted which would be funny

[clear plume]

Like holy

[jolly flume]

you'd think he doesn't have any more hair to lose

but he sure is balding over this one

[boreal pumice]

woulnt call thhat "own"

[raven prawn]

ok now i see why people dont take xeno seriously

im not on twitter

[vestal hollow]

do you have something to say, shinra?

something you want to share with the class?

[raven prawn]

hes also balding over evolved changes, hes so terrified of having to admit hes an off tank

[jolly flume]

nothing new here