I enjoy those mechanics but expecting 24 people to be able to do it just ain't it chief
#endgame-lounge
thin tartan
I EXPECT PEOPLE TOD O MECHANJCS
whole estuary
it was appropriate for the time, around 7.1 and 7.2
where they make peak content with a single baffling decision that ruins the entire thing
craggy marsh
I really do hope they make more chaotics and don't just leave them to rot
terse zodiac
All gonna depend on engagement metrics, and theyre still gonna keep experimenting next expansion
alpine plover
you can just recover like crazy
we had some back to back clears with some of the most cursed runs
but yeah towers can't be empty still
whole estuary
so you can actually bring newcomers to high end and clear
alpine plover
but afterwards healers can just play chemist life and you just clear
bold kiln
Returning player here, does anyone do the Jeuno raids anymore or is it pointless to queue for them?
alpine plover
people still do them
loud nymph
It's part of the roulette
and people will be doing them more now with the release of the third raid
alpine plover
so you can actually bring newcomers to high end and clear
let's just say that our newbie runs from start don't usually clear in the first 3 pulls
bold kiln
I gotta first time them, I haven't been on in a real long time lol
loud nymph
because you need coins from all 3 for the tome upgrades
alpine plover
but now all 3 of the rosters did
bold kiln
Ty though, was wondering if they still got done
whole estuary
That sounds closer to how Advanced is
alpine plover
maybe today's newbies are based but still tales a tale
whole estuary
which sounds like the kind of content they wanted to make for DT
but FT and Chaotic did not really meet
zealous meteor
i get the feeling that saying that could get you in trouble with a particularly annoyed gm
dull drum
I love it here
the average ff player
it even drops the pf desc in your chat when you join too
its crazy man i know a person who plays this game where english isnt even his fucking main language, he plays on NA and can still read the fucking text crazy i know
its embarassing
pallid kindle
plogons back
clear plume
you let a primal player on dnc into the party at that point leader is to blame tbqh
jolly flume
theres a new dancer who is currently getting on our asses for marking healers with 6/7 instead of 1/2
they are also from primal
wicked delta
Kick them for being from primal
clear plume
primal is at this point every casual andie who has played the game for a decade and never serious enough to move to aether, or theyre brazillian
whole estuary
Everyone is referred to by their ISBN
zealous meteor
i assume it just hashes the player name to anonymize them
whole estuary
lalafells beware
your potatoes SHALL be hashed
that's a nice shortcut to abide by witch hunt rules though
zealous meteor
oh hey it does
trim frost
neat
zealous meteor
and Salt is generated on startup
so a player will always have the same hash in the same session
but once you log out and back in it changes
now to find out if GetHashCode can be reversed so i can yell at chiyo for breaking witch hunt rules /s
tough gorge
"hector shitting up pf again" and he gave everyone an actually fucking good strat for adds
worn bluff
primal is at this point every casual andie who has played the game for a decade ...
my irl friends are on primal with an FC so i'm not moving
dull drum
<:105_ICANT:1122863033979506809> <:105_ICANT:1122863033979506809> <:105_ICANT:11...
based sch
dapper zealot
Me
wicked delta
Me
clear plume
I might ast in off patch just to spite a mf 
jolly flume
i wonder who the sch might be
idk
finite plank
they're asting for it
dim moon
primal is at this point every casual andie who has played the game for a decade ...
Brazil
🧘♀️🧘♀️🫶
jolly flume
steep narwhal
ur gonna win
worn bluff
winnable for sure
jolly flume
bruh we got back to back wings
pallid kindle
boss does magic auto attacks 😭
worn bluff
war just ragequit a party because they were asked to OT
i will never understand the psychology of these warrior players
dull drum
war just ragequit a party because they were asked to OT
should told them they better learn it
8.0
rain geode
Honestly probably the funniest part of WAR turning into an "off tank" is WAR players are like the only tank players I consistently see who want MT
worn bluff
the WAR players in my roulettes almost always turn on their stance even if the other tank turned theirs on first
visual geyser
got my enuo clear
may or may not have joined a naught wake party without ever clearing add phase
prog lying demon
pallid kindle
most naught hunts parties i joined were ad prog so good on actually getting past that
visual geyser
oh i also got the coffer too lol
dapper zealot
visual geyser
i cant see the orbs in the last phase
so i just dorito
they are too far out on my small ass monitor lol
tired egret
Honestly probably the funniest part of WAR turning into an "off tank" is WAR pla...
Finally someone I share thoughts with
PLD is more OT than MT
rain geode
I'm mostly talking about players not necessarily the jobs or their fantasies
tepid mist
let's be real
cover is gone next year
for the vision™
dapper zealot
ayo
visual geyser
🥺
dapper zealot
chiyo's dms are that way
worn bluff
PLD is more OT than MT
idk if i think of all of the tanks as a blank slate then i don't think they necessarily have to be one or the other thematically
maybe they are thinking of it as "shield = more personal mitigation" from a theme/lore standpoint
tired egret
idk if i think of all of the tanks as a blank slate then i don't think they nece...
Warrior since ARR was literally based around HP Recovery over proper MITs
visual geyser
where is chiyo
worn bluff
yeah that's what i mean. if you ignore what the job kit was before and start fresh
then does it HAVE to be one or the other?
worn bluff
i can see a battle cry making sense there
like i always thought of thrill like a battle cry
tired egret
Paladin makes more sense for OT, hell they kept Passage
worn bluff
and shake
visual geyser
yea but if we are talking job identity no way they make it a OT
i feel like warrior could be either
the HP identity is dumb on a OT lol
pallid kindle
i assume warrior is an OT so that you could start the game as either an MT or an OT
thats the only reason i can think of
vestal hollow
like i always thought of thrill like a battle cry
look at pvp
theyre probably gonna take the lb from there
add it to war kit
worn bluff
i just support this change because it will make the MT-only WARs mad
visual geyser
i saw halmarut and zero kissing on the bird app it was the best thing ever
worn bluff
i didn't have a problem with WAR MTing it was just weird seeing so many players care THAT much about whether they were MT or OT in a roulette
echo ibex
Me when I join the scam factory
tepid mist
Me when I join the scam factory
rain geode
Paladin makes more sense for OT, hell they kept Passage
In terms of like the job fantasies Paladin does make the most sense for MT like it literally has a shield
tepid briar
Me when I join the scam factory
"loot in joining order" lmfao
"2 got them" trust me bro it's not a scam bro
pallid kindle
idk why you'd join unless you're just farming totems
tepid briar
host 
pallid kindle
if you're like 5-8 you're just not going to get it
tepid mist
trust me bro there were always 7 players nobody left
echo ibex
"2 got them" trust me bro it's not a scam bro
Ops sorry guys gotta leave
Man my internet sure is being dummy today
Ooooh my mom just fell of the stairs gotta go
pallid kindle
my fish wants to go on a walk
tepid briar
🦵
loud swift
i gotta water my snow
craggy marsh
i saw halmarut and zero kissing on the bird app it was the best thing ever
Yuricold
DT would've been critically acclaimed if it was called Yuritrail
pallid kindle
thats too woke for them
jolly flume
DT would've been critically acclaimed if it was called Yuritrail
if they had sphene kissing endless sphene it would've been the best expansion ever released
but nooooo we can't have nice things
visual geyser
?
craggy marsh
if they had sphene kissing endless sphene it would've been the best expansion ev...
Dw there's a secret cutscene
But you have to 1 pull Enuo with no memes
visual geyser
theres a drawing where shes basically kissing herself
finite plank
unleash yurianger
stray forge
if they had sphene kissing endless sphene it would've been the best expansion ev...
Okay but lichrully
whole estuary
if they had sphene kissing endless sphene it would've been the best expansion ev...
I wish there was an It's So Good Now edit of this gif
turbid haven
You think they'll change that "timer" mechanic for job gauge to uptime instead? Filling automatically feels a little weird
visual geyser
https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-final-fantasy-brave-exvius-fina-dark-fina-l...
oh I know this made people mad
jolly flume
ok I have now done 20 kills of enuo today
and I have come to the conclusion that a) color buddies are impossible
and b) chasers are still impossible especially when they are targeted on a physrange
dapper zealot
mb I'm colour blind
jolly flume
mfs will literally argue for ten minutes about whether you should rotate cw or ccw because hector or the raidplan said it
just
follow
the markers
finite plank
can you survive the tb thing with kitchen sinking and 8 vuln stacks?
er, wild charge
jolly flume
I mean would it even matter
on messy runs you don't even really see the next naught wakes or whatever it's called
it just dies on the 2s there
ur prob in trouble if you do see it though
zealous meteor
i think nopolice (plugin that removes weeaboo police) removed uh. me. from my portraits
(and anyone else)
tulip anvil
i accidently joined a party with WK 🤢
dull drum
gl homie
visual geyser
I finished Eva and not my twitter algorithm is nothing but Eva fan art
Yo can these apps atleast pretend to not spy on me?
How do I get them to market more halmarut x zero smfh
quick verge
you have to think harder
wicked delta
Become an artist and make it yourself
shy obsidian
trim frost
evil kris jenner
wicked delta
As opposed to Good Kris Jenner?
visual geyser
lol
vestal hollow
As opposed to Good Kris Jenner?
hello.
visual geyser
thank you.
tepid briar
How do I get them to market more halmarut x zero smfh
omg...
now I gotta see them hugging
and cooking food
(I imagine that neither of them can cook)
robust shoal
yeah it shows everyone as 0 rn
craggy marsh
I think you can see what you got if you click on the rankings tab of the log tho
graceful swift
obsidian blade
Nah 775 is not low
tepid briar
yeah it shows everyone as 0 rn
dw my 0 is gonna turn into a 1
17k this parse is horseshit
tepid briar
I think you can see what you got if you click on the rankings tab of the log tho
nah still shows 0 for everyone
obsidian blade
Could be worse, I know mine is likely trash cuz I waltzed off the edge at one point like a dingus
tepid briar
I was stuck ressing people left and right
and did quite a few hard cast healing gcds too
dapper zealot
Wtf are you doing randomly popping up on my feed
obsidian blade
At this point I don't even care how my parse looked for that fight, it was worth it to see the most interesting character they've presented since Emet-Selch
vestal hollow
probs uk or sea
obsidian blade
So they're very specifically looking for jobless applicants
zealous meteor
probs uk or sea
even for europe that's 2-3pm
so probably SEA
versed kayak
maybe EU night shift worker or something
obsidian blade
My actual fav poke :3
loud swift
Totodile is one of my favs
Idk if I have one favorite
I adore too many
If i had to pick a fav starter, it'd be totodile
obsidian blade
Fair fair, idk my friends and I built teams out of our favorites back when SV Indigo Disk released and my team ended up Torterra, Magnezone, Arcanine, Milotic, Gardevoir, Dragonite
loud swift
Milotic is so pretty, Easily top 10 mon right there
trim frost
Wtf are you doing randomly popping up on my feed
heyy
vestal hollow
i get dms
obsidian blade
Ads tend to slightly curate to the types of videos you watch and the things Google can hear through your discussions, so yeah if you spend a lot of time in XIV content, that's gonna happen
brisk scarab
Yeah, my ad algorithm is gonna stink now
true beacon
no because I have YT premium
robust shoal
its the guy from stormlight archive
proper cave
My youtube algorithm can’t decide if I’m a 60 year old home owner or a construction contractor. Also it keeps mixing up languages and doesn’t know if my primary language is English, Japanese, Spanish, or Indonesian.
dapper zealot
Very sus
obsidian blade
I mean, I've been getting AI chatbot app ads for months, it might just be whoever's paying for ad slots
vestal hollow
My youtube algorithm can’t decide if I’m a 60 year old home owner or a construct...
i watched two (!) compilations of televangelists being batshit and on two refreshes of my main page all of the videos were sermons or pastors
obsidian blade
i watched two (!) compilations of televangelists being batshit and on two refres...
Stuff like that is why my wife has a bumper sticker of Emet-Selch saying "y'all mfs need Zodiark"
vestal hollow
i also do the adhd thing of watching the same videos repeatedly a lot
so when i watch something out of that my algo is like
OH YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THAT HUH
REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT
obsidian blade
"youtube did u just assume my autism"
deep gale
Just start tweeting "God I would spend so much money on any product advertised next to zero"
They'll figure it out
obsidian blade
Just start tweeting "God I would spend so much money on any product advertised n...
granted, but it's MegaMan Zero
deep gale
Wow thank you discord
brisk scarab
Stuff like that is why my wife has a bumper sticker of Emet-Selch saying "y'all ...
you cant just say that and not drop the link
deep gale
I love sending a message then everything loads and I realize I'm responding to something from like fifty messages ago
obsidian blade
you cant just say that and not drop the link
So I'll drop the link, but it's unfortunately sold out rn
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1276455347/ffxiv-emet-selch-sticker-yall-need?ref=share_v4_lx
tall field
If i had to pick a fav starter, it'd be totodile
gator good
obsidian blade
Yes
brisk scarab
theres so much cool shit on there
obsidian blade
Whats etsy?
Basically IRL market board for crafters
brisk scarab
wait
https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493
Anyone ever gotten resin figures?
I've seen some cool ones on etsy and other crafting sites like this, but I wondered if they liked, weather easily over time
vestal hollow
etsy has a lot of dropshipped slop nowadays so do scrutinize the sellers before you buy anything
brisk scarab
oh of course, I'm always careful ^^
gets scammed
does the same thing happen on etsy as amazon where the reviews/ratings are from a different product entirely?
versed kayak
iirc the reviews it shows by default are for the store in general, not the product itself
probably because there's usually vastly less reviews compared to Amazon
brisk scarab
ahhh ok
versed kayak
from a quick check that might've changed hm
brisk scarab
I wont send any links after this, but I absolutely love how these look https://www.etsy.com/listing/1520603411/ffxiv-job-13cm-wrist-lanyards?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=ffxiv&ref=sr_gallery-1-41&sr_prefetch=0&pf_from=search&sts=1&content_source=490e0e72-a99c-4805-8fe1-a3e25d911961%253ALT0cb4797653ffbc137bf87817787a49d8522d9a2b&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=490e0e72-a99c-4805-8fe1-a3e25d911961%3ALT0cb4797653ffbc137bf87817787a49d8522d9a2b
I've been meaning to get FFXIV merch stuff, since its been my #1 addiction for the past 2sh years lol
versed kayak
I still want a job stone for my keychain but I don't like how most of them look
so still haven't gotten any
brisk scarab
I still want a job stone for my keychain but I don't like how most of them look
thoughts
versed kayak
oh yeah I remember I put those on my list when I looked into it last year
jolly flume
I have an ast and a sch on my keychain
versed kayak
oh yeah I remember I put those on my list when I looked into it last year
oh right there was the issue of 10€ for shipping
brisk scarab
I have an ast and a sch on my keychain
do you happen to have a keychain maker youd recommend?
dapper zealot
The fucking delivery cost the same as getting both of them
versed kayak
costs more than the item itself to deliver here (+tax too)
versed kayak
there's a bunch of cool stuff on Etsy but I don't really feel like spending more than the items cost on delivery, so I just end up not buying anything
might just spend that money on art commissions instead, at least those don't have delivery costs
jolly flume
do you happen to have a keychain maker youd recommend?
theyre the official se ones lol
brisk scarab
me?
daring pine
might just spend that money on art commissions instead, at least those don't hav...
leona art..
tulip wraith
im not getting that emote am i
shy obsidian
at the very least, pray you get the crop top
tulip wraith
true beacon
brisk scarab
Im gonna loss it man, PF failing the hunt mech makes me lose faith in peoples raiding abilities
tulip wraith
walking in a circle is very hard please understand
jolly flume
well I did 28 kills today
which admittedly is not that much but
my brain's in a puddle dripping out my ears cuz this fight sucks
jolly flume
I just get progressively more toxic in my descriptions
ngl
the amt of people that dont read the strats
brisk scarab
the amt of people that dont read the strats
mine rn
Farm / Modified / CW > CW / THATS IT. READ THE PF, THERE IS NO OTHER CHANGES
Its been a bad night ok...
jolly flume
mine was "kill boss, hector ccw, please know how to read" and then I ask everyone what strat we're doing when we 8/8
jolly flume
this is kinda fire ngl
thin fox
yeah I spent like 3 hours in pf yesterday and only got 7 clears
I'm just gonna for my 100 totems and be done I don't care enough to get the mount immediately
not worth it in pf esp w my luck
dull drum
shinryu unreal is somehow a bigger joke than seiryu
spice path
Did my first clear today. Them hunts are a wall apparently. Not sure if I wanna farm, for just go back to farming ex2.
dull drum
looks kinda free
yeah its so free that this lobotomized msq healer who didnt heal the mech you're supposed to heal
i was clemency gaming
brisk scarab
this is kinda fire ngl
Im so jealous, even if I get this ex's wings I gotta wait for train one to be buyable
thin fox
as far as im concerned as long as im done before dawntrail ends im happy
dull drum
i think i only have ex1-3s wings
spice path
Same. Unless get board after farming the others. Then I might try train again to see if I get drops.
dull drum
boreal pumice
Not like anything else is going on till kefka / fork tower magic
thin fox
<@735759876629725294> gave you a follow
#BLOCKED for being a MACHINIST MAIN
dull drum
craggy marsh
this is kinda fire ngl
Ngl the only EX that I fear farming is EX4
Idk what it's like now but i'm just gonna assume people still meme it
boreal pumice
Ngl the only EX that I fear farming is EX4
brisk scarab
Ngl the only EX that I fear farming is EX4
Same, Zelenia was definitely my favorite
except for the moments where Im blind af and cant see some of the patterns
jolly flume
Idk what it's like now but i'm just gonna assume people still meme it
I mean it's fine
I guess
like of course people will still find a way to delete half your party in bloom 4 by touching the rose panels with spreads but
its pretty hard to fuck up the rest
craggy marsh
it's mainly escalon 2 bc I just remember pf messing that up a lot
amber fable
I did ex4 after a long while
And even after meming a lot we one shotted it
As long as people dont mess up witch hunt
You can carry people across other mech..unless like half party screw up tiles
tall field
For me bloom 3 made the wipes
Since someone messes tower or in wrong spot due to we need to decipher where north is
sleek moon
i need to farm zelenia but i only did it the first week and its been over a year now lol
idr shit
robust shoal
same
tight anchor
I did my prog day 2 and I'm not getting back til mid May
My early prog was half day 1 raidplans and half day 2 raidplans...and then day 3 was half raidplan half hector, I'm worried by the time I'm back in its people who struggle even with hector lol
jade nimbus
I'll probably farm wings in 8.0 tbh
versed kayak
leona art..
once I decide which artist I want it from :D
tall field
I feel the worst mech will be
The chase orb?
Thing?
In normal over half my team died to it
Most yearning for uptime strat for it
spice path
Yeah the orb chasers are the worst mech. But even with deaths and mediocre dps, we didn't even see enrage.
odd beacon
yearning for uptime in that mech is funny because if you were actually a good party you don't even see half of it
i've had raid finders die during the Emptiness after the last one so I'm sure it can be faster
tepid briar
aw yeah love my 19 parse
thin fox
these 775 parties are pissing me the fuck off
some of us alt job on crafted gear
i don't like how the compressed view hides ilvl
like idk personally i care more about ilvl req than the recruiter initials lol
terse zodiac
Just upgrade your crafted gear
tepid briar
just do m9 lm for -500k
zealous meteor
some of us alt job on crafted gear
yeah but obviously them not clearing is a gear issue and not a skill issue
it could never be a skill issue
thin fox
i'm not farming however many tomes it takes to fully upgrade like 7 sets of crafted gear
especially not for a necon pf
terse zodiac
Necron 775 is wild
thin fox
the other pf is 780 
jade nimbus
mhm
terse zodiac
it was like 740 content
zealous meteor
do I dare try the jank
yes
jade nimbus
then again the double sub sucks, ngl
zealous meteor
assuming you wanna do the story at least
jade nimbus
tbf I dunno if the game even gets fun solo
terse zodiac
Ilvl requirements are silly when the best way to boost ilvl is the least damage upgrade
jade nimbus
or is it just going from cutscene to cutscene
jade nimbus
Ilvl requirements are silly when the best way to boost ilvl is the least damage ...
it is fine, 8.0 will save us /s
terse zodiac
Grabbing all accessories is way cheaper than chest, legs, especially weapon
sleek moon
i don't like how the compressed view hides ilvl
novel lagoon
sleek moon
pink is so bright
terse zodiac
it is fine, 8.0 will save us /s
Depending on how they do syncing yeah it really will save everything no /s needed
jade nimbus
unless there is a true ilvl option in pf, ye
thin fox
pf has already lost their mind on strat names
terse zodiac
Ill gladly take every alt job into ex trials at "790" even without materia working
Better than gearing every job
thin fox
pf has already lost their mind on strat names
i have figured out that this is a meme from the balance referencing a 4 year old tweet
terse zodiac
Watching guide on enuo looks so easy why is everyone saying this is hard
sleek moon
the thing with easy fights is people need to find something to complain about, so they latch onto stuff that doesnt matter
like cw vs ccw
zealous meteor
i have figured out that this is a meme from the balance referencing a 4 year old...
i know this one from discworld
jolly flume
Watching guide on enuo looks so easy why is everyone saying this is hard
it shouldn't be hard
but tell pf that
jolly flume
I've seen more wipes to this one than any of the others and I've done like 250 ex kills in the last week ranging from ex3 forward
amber fable
Doom train is easy too but someday people just couldn't clear it
And someday we would keep clearing even with double digit deaths
2 sides of bell curve
sleek moon
is it really that bad
i only had issues when it was donut under boss
there's always one healer running to the wall
thin fox
idk i've not really had issues pfing this
sleek moon
beyond that pretty smooth
tight wing
why does pf do DN in m12s when clone relative is much simpler lol
sleek moon
it's what stuck first and it's one of those things where there isn't much of a gain to make pf relearn a different strat
jolly flume
is it really that bad
between multiple missed towers at once in adds and people not reading the pf description and thus doing the wrong strat for chasers/just doing them so badly that they go through the middle
yeah
I'd estimate I have to healer lb once every 5 kills or so
tall field
My worry is mostly chasers yea
tall field
Since if people greed and get caught
sleek moon
the children melee yearn for endwalker hitboxes
finite plank
Watching guide on enuo looks so easy why is everyone saying this is hard
it's not hard, but people are most likely getting caught off guard by chasers and killing everyone running hazardly
jolly flume
methinks healers should be able to disable all actions for someone they just raised
zealous meteor
give them out of the action debuff on raise
thin fox
methinks healers should be able to disable all actions for someone they just rai...
it was a healer
remote gate
saw this on twitter is this a true elounge
pallid kindle
enuo isnt very exciting but its not a bad fight
remote gate
imo swap necron and arkveld
clear plume
Vali s tier instantly discredits it
boreal pumice
imo swap necron and arkveld
do we count fork tower as a ex? or the next one
clear plume
We r counting quantum and criterion as an ex long before forked tower
jolly flume
saw this on twitter is this a true elounge
dusk sky
I don’t like EX3 but I’ll admit it’s entirely bc I never learned or understood ice tethers 
Does PF skip those now or
thin fox
saw this on twitter is this a true elounge
after farming Enuo a bit I would still probably put him there
I didn't incl Arkveld but it's like B tier probably
remote gate
i haven't cleared necron because it was way too boring for me to even care about it
remote gate
i won't be able to do any 7.5 content until later may since im out
dusk sky
remote gate
actually I think kupo refuses to work in this chat
zealous meteor
that specific command doesn't work no
dusk sky
Also understandable,
zealous meteor
:)
zealous meteor
problematic...
dusk sky
But I did my reclears on WHM this week and it was p alright
Bless my SCH tho
But also it’s WHM what else can it do in a situation but more heal
But yeah why is WHM in 11S buttery smoove
rapid whale
Dashes op
jolly flume
But yeah why is WHM in 11S buttery smoove
it just fits the healing profile of the fight perfectly
small chunks of healing while moving
it's the only fight ever that I have white mage logs on
well
the first fight ever
I played some in extremes to fill slots after
valid solar
todays EX7 clear party disbanded after 2 pulls because someone joined a hector party and tried to do raidplan strats
thin fox
i can help later if its just 4 a clear
craggy marsh
Honestly just start putting "say meow when you join" in the description
Weed out the blind
craggy marsh
Chort it in the Clyteum
jolly flume
cant believe chort found the clyt
rapid whale
chortin it
jolly flume
ok actually
the gold is windurst
which one's the silver
may as well get my last glaze for rdm
rapid whale
lemme hop on
jolly flume
ogey
rapid whale
imagine they give warriors kardia
thin fox
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vast jacinth
Oof
pallid kindle
Clock Spots May 2, 2026 (Ultimate)
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rotund summit
the lying ones take me so long
wicked delta
last time i rolled a 4!
Wow!! You might even roll a 12 next time!
kind elm
Clock Spots May 2, 2026 (Ultimate)
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this puzzle being the first time im ever seeing this game was very difficult
the tutorial did not explain half the shit going on 😭
pallid kindle
yeah the tutorial is kinda shit
you go from like a normal difficulty to an ultimate and nothing is explained
if you look at the tooltip it will explain it to you but idk
you can go back to the past days too if you want
theres another Ultimate difficulty one that says someone is lying too
thin fox
the lying one was the first one i solved lol
kind elm
wait im looking at the apr 17th one and unless im completely misunderstanding this its impossible no?
oh wait
no i get it
im misunderstanding
ignore me
kind elm
the lying one was the first one i solved lol
am i dumb how do you solve the lying one first
rapid whale
such is life
visual geyser
p8 is finally easy to unsync
dull drum
it was easy to unsync for a while wasnt it
nowadays you even skip HC iirc
earlier in the expac youd kill like right after HC pretty much
visual geyser
dies during NA
stray forge
Bappru
rapid whale
hello my evolved gamer
pallid gale
thin fox
am i dumb how do you solve the lying one first
how i solved "one of the tanks is lying" first
- ||"The player 3 clockwise from me wears casting gear" and "Exactly 1 player taking a tower has a dash" both argue that the tower at position 3 must be occupied by a red mage or a black mage||
- ||If the previous statement is true, then "No tower is taken by a dash user" must be false||
- ||Per "Exactly 2 cardinal players play jobs released in Heavensward" the dark knight must be on a cardinal||
- ||The dark knight cannot go on "No tower is taken..." as it is intercardinal||
- ||The warrior must go there||
trim frost
i haven’t done today’s but
usually you leave the lying one for last
after you reckon with all the ones that have to be true
sherlock holmes or some shit
dusk sky
how i solved "one of the tanks is lying" first
1. ||"The player 3 clockwise from...
Oh I see I solved it by ||the NW clue, no tank could take S, then DRK can’t be SE||
wicked delta
yeah ok im too stupid for this i think
No same I fear 
kind elm
all of the ultimate level puzzles i solved by dumb luck
i like got 1 or 2 things correct then everything else happened to go into the right place at some point
the normal -> savage ones i can do
the ultimate ones make me feel like a stupid baby
dusk sky
I’ve been doing them on mobile, yeah. Is why I don’t bother keeping track of my actual scores bc I’ve done some on phone and some on desktop
Also I keep resetting so I don’t lose track of what initially was what which means my scores are bogus anyway
trim frost
yay
Clock Spots May 2, 2026 (Ultimate)
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kind elm
bro is goated?
dusk sky
Zamn
trim frost
the lie was kinda easy to spot
craggy marsh
dude all these fucking ex7 parties
These parties are def made by people who think high item level means good player
trim frost
if you see two contradicting rules then you know one of them has to be a lie
dusk sky
I think the last time they had lying, there wasn’t an obvious contradicting pair
Which is very 
trim frost
so you can just put one of the jobs in the lying role there
pallid kindle
dude all these fucking ex7 parties
just keep it at 780 pls
anything higher is unneccesary
sullen copper
How do you even get higher than 780 now
jolly flume
savage
sullen copper
Considering how content is paced idk if it’s reasonable to expect EX parties to have savage gear
jolly flume
it's not about if it's reasonable
it's just filtering for people who are more likely to be more experienced with the game and do higher dps both by virtue of skill and gear
stray forge
Isn’t 790 gear available for nuts now
jolly flume
augments are
sullen copper
Aw nuts
trim frost
in theory u could have full aug courtly lover’s (780) and then augment specific bygone brass pieces with nuts/ar coins
that would get you above 780 without savage
zealous meteor
i think that if you've attended every hunt train/S rank on NA that you can reasonably attend
you have enough nuts to augment an entire set of tome gear
dusk sky
Plus like, just more hp/def and more wiggle room for errors
Can’t imagine running it and Almagest being that dangerous-
pallid kindle
you also get an augment from the alliance raids
trim frost
that requires you to have a full set of unaugmented tome gear for a single job first which i don’t think anyone recommends doing
zealous meteor
that requires you to have a full set of unaugmented tome gear for a single job f...
yeah that's true
jolly flume
that requires you to have a full set of unaugmented tome gear for a single job f...
tbf that seems like what casuals are likely to do
dusk sky
I should go back and finally get the tome casting shirt for glamour
I like its dye pattern a bit more than healing
vestal hollow
Clock Spots May 2, 2026 (Ultimate)
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that one made me feel stupid
dusk sky
Maybe tomorrow I’ll do it legit instead of resetting as a crutch
…my friends have a daily wordle on their server and I just enabled hard mode
vestal hollow
…my friends have a daily wordle on their server and I just enabled hard mode
my main friend server is up to like a 321 day streak i think
319 sorry
queen raft
Did- did I just get insulted!?
fervent scroll
chort
tepid briar
Clock Spots May 2, 2026 (Ultimate)
⏱️ 3:31
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dapper zealot
I'm straight up chorting it
inner shadow
how i solved "one of the tanks is lying" first
1. ||"The player 3 clockwise from...
How are these 2 align? Aren't they opposite?
jolly flume
I haven't done it yet
but for ultimate
there's usually one spot that says someone is lying
which means you can nullify one of the conditions
it's on you to figure out which
inner shadow
there's usually one spot that says someone is lying
Oh ok now I get it, I thought it's position related but knight might be in any pos
so if the tank lies I can put it in any place and it will negate the hint?
trim frost
well
jolly flume
if one of the slots says the tank is lying
trim frost
it’s telling you that one of the tanks is lying
jolly flume
you can put the tank in a slot and that slot's hint will be nullified
clear plume
More specifically, it doesn’t negate the hint, it HAS to be false, on this one it is easy to mistake bc two contradictory hunts like that, but previous ones have made you have to make it a lie specifically
inner shadow
The big issue is I dont get some of the ffxiv obvious jargon
What is cardinal players
thin fox
im FU CKCMIJNNGGGG SO SDONE WITH THIS GARBAGE GAME
jolly flume
N/E/S/W
thin fox
The big issue is I dont get some of the ffxiv obvious jargon
What is cardinal p...
i mean that's just a word
that's not a ff14 word lol
inner shadow
i mean that's just a word
ok so I dont get the hint, like "2 must be in cardinal players" but there are 3 in the rotation
Maybe that's where I need to put the lying knight
Oh nvm there are 2 in the circle
thin fox
the 3 shows every job for which the hint can theoretically apply to, and the green dot shows the ones which are actually in your puzzle
imo the puzzle should just only show hints for the ones in the puzzle cuz the rest is noise
stray forge
Wow babes u roll so many zero haha unlucker
wicked delta
im FU CKCMIJNNGGGG SO SDONE WITH THIS GARBAGE GAME
99 totems for you
stray forge
Anyone else ever actively wonder why they are like this as soon as they send a message
visual geyser
tf pvp active rn
clear plume
I prefer Hector PvP active
visual geyser
actual termslop
inner shadow
ok im 7/8
trim frost
use the lock in thing to confirm spots you know are correct
inner shadow
i mean that's just a word
Ok cardinal means south east west east
I think i got the hang of it
Clock Spots May 2, 2026 (Ultimate) [Easy Mode]
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That's something 
versed kayak
FRU looking quite interesting on PS5
trim frost
267 swaps 🔥
dull drum
…my friends have a daily wordle on their server and I just enabled hard mode
every night we do like 20 dles
scrandle, gamedle, etc
dusk sky
Intentional, mandragora can just Do That
queen raft
Oh
brisk scarab
How many ULTs have checkpoints?
jolly flume
the best ult to start is the one you're motivated enough to finish
brisk scarab
Obviously since that new ULT is coming out I wont get a party, but Ive been meaning to clear one
jolly flume
for whatever reason that may be, whether it's the weapons or the raid series it's based on
queen raft
I'm getting old school spy movie vibes from the hildibrand quests
slender lichen
who was the guy that cleared dsr or top and had like no reaction
while his whole team was celebrating
rotund summit
who was the guy that cleared dsr or top and had like no reaction
i know thats true for jeath from echo but im not sure if thats the person you mean
dull drum
the best ult to start is the one you're motivated enough to finish
DSR 🥀
rotund summit
generational pull
tepid briar
FRU is the best ult to start with right
uwu is the hardest
brisk scarab
mild sequoia
uwu?
queen raft
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO THIS SITUATION!?
versed kayak
why do you have auto attack on your hotbar :D
queen raft
why do you have auto attack on your hotbar :D
It's the default hotbar 
From when I bought the RPR level skip
Last year
proven pivot
Maths mat prices skyrocketed in my server lol
I’m assuming cuz people spent theirs on the new adv plates
I made 1.6m selling the mats sitting in my retainer’s inv
uncut pebble
FRU is the best ult to start with right
brisk scarab
what does that even mean
queen raft
Do I detect a character breaking the fourth wall!?
dapper zealot
do it
keen cloud
guys what's currently the best method for lvling combat jobs 81-90?
terse zodiac
does he just randomly message people for that 😭
tulip anvil
does he just randomly message people for that 😭
cus hes a chump
jolly flume
does he just randomly message people for that 😭
yea
I walk past him in jenova sometimes and get a tell
jolly flume
la creatura
pallid kindle
guys what's currently the best method for lvling combat jobs 81-90?
dungewons
terse zodiac
I walk past him in jenova sometimes and get a tell
even more unhinged than i thought 😭
jolly flume
hes a funny lil guy
dapper zealot
jolly flume
chort
wicked delta
chort
dapper zealot
we need the ifrit meme but chort
zealous meteor
chort for new summon in 8.0
zealous meteor
The Chortening (Extreme)
rapid whale
til i chort
gloomy parcel
just got to solution nine holy shit
visual geyser
Beastmaster should get chort
robust shoal
s9 aka "this is why you can't play on ps3 any more"
robust shoal
pretty sure s9 is bigger than both halves of ul'dah by a decent margin
limpid edge
big but empty af
jolly flume
still dunno why we didnt get an inn there
the tuli inn is awesome and all but a room on like the 50th floor of one of them residential complexes or something with a window looking out
would be kinda fire
zealous meteor
because minor cities don't GET inns and we can't go breaking conventions now can we
robust shoal
we need a city we can show off mounts in
sad they stopped doing that
used to have mor dhona/idyllshire/ralgr's reach
ralgr's music sucks but worth
gloomy parcel
residential area in s9 wld make so much sense
craggy marsh
dapper zealot
chort my beloved
craggy marsh
in the ring
we lock chorts
and that's when I realize
this is chort
this is who I was meant to chort
dapper zealot
LONG LIVE THE CHORT
jolly flume
heed the call and rise to the chort
craggy marsh
The chort that we walk
dapper zealot
never let the chorts win
craggy marsh
calm them chorts
true beacon
Chortstorm
craggy marsh
Chortbringers
tulip wraith
found the Chort that i want to be
limpid edge
im chortin
craggy marsh
need one of those invincible gifs but with chort and he's chorting it
visual geyser
unsync or min ilvl 
dapper zealot
yes
tulip anvil
unsync or min ilvl <:2think:292739070608801792>
min ilvl is a bad idea, odds are you wont even clear and whos to say you'll get anything if you do
brisk scarab
Id do min ilvl
Id much rather take the guarantee of loot, and unsynced or no, it depends on if 24 can do the mechs regardless
visual geyser
went with unsync
someone said they cleared with 33 deaths
lmfao
must be turbo free
tulip anvil
there arent any hard body checks in there right
true beacon
It’s synced to first tier p
craggy marsh
the guaranteed loot is nice with min ilvl but unsync chaotic sounds funny
shy obsidian
we can actually do it unsynced now?
trim frost
yes
visual geyser
Yep removes the sync
shy obsidian
oh thank god
visual geyser
I don’t have 710 bis whatever the fuck that means so unsycn it is
shy obsidian
i think I still have all my Dark Horse and Augmented Quetzalli gear...
robust shoal
yeah
shy obsidian
it's been so long since I did it so I'm worried I won't be able to do the funny second phase
tall field
You do pretty much kill her at p3 start
visual geyser
i mean p2 as always been 90% of the fight anyway
shy obsidian
Yeah but and miss too many towers
so much trauma for that*
i forgot which strat I did...
tall field
Like missing 6-8 towers will kill even unsync groups
shy obsidian
so what's guranteed now? i forgot
visual geyser
i think everyting except the minion
shy obsidian
wow so how much is the hairstyle gonna drop?
zealous meteor
...thought: if the rate of ilvl increase stays the same we'll hit four digits by 9.2
ilvl 1010
tall field
Yeah
Unsync is easy yes but yeah the fact that you still have to do looming chaos
And chasers
And make sure you still do seeds/tethers means unless we can near skip p2 idk if it's for casuals.... yet.
visual geyser
yea looming means people still need to know the enitre fight
love chaotic tho ill need to get a dedicated group so i can get my hairt
tall field
Are there qols? Yes
During post swap to platforms the add now will be dps'd enough that it will auto teleport to center and do core/lateral, this was such a qol for me since the worst part for add tanking was moving the add properly if boss did + shaped aoe
Now that the add moved itself no more i need to hold sprint
shy obsidian
so what were the two strats, again?
shy obsidian
what's that
tall field
Basically no healer does tiles in p2 pre swaps and they are the only role iirc who has a predictable swap
Rest is 50/50
shy obsidian
i only know about Aurelia and another one lol
tall field
But yeah that's in eu we use
shy obsidian
i forgot how the two main strats that NA used were...
tall field
50/50 as in
You have a 50% chance to go to add being a tile
Or staying in tile after being in tile
valid solar
@jolly flume if you'll be awake for a bit longer wanna hop into enuo
jolly flume
in like 20-30 mins maybe
craggy marsh
Enuo you say
valid solar
in like 20-30 mins maybe
craggy marsh
I can't believe they really decided to make a TT card mount in SHB and then continued to just never do that again
craggy marsh
No shot EoE starts like that…
trim frost
oh.
tall field
I love how someone made the snake prio guide since it was too confusing for a lot of folks, ig new ex also i will see snake prio
pallid kindle
for p9s hell in a cell which one does ot go to
true beacon
spot 2
true beacon
Prio is from north go CW for T/H
true beacon
That’s the healer spot
pallid kindle
is healer 2 or 4
true beacon
At 4
pallid kindle
nobody went to 4 so it wouldn't have mattered if i went to 1 or 2
valid solar
yeah sure
jolly flume
ive been cooking up silicon
valid solar
ill just go eat some cereal rq and we can go
worn bluff
for p9s hell in a cell which one does ot go to
is 1 at N or NW?
pallid kindle
i believe it was NW but im confirming rn
it was this so i proooobably should've gone north then i suppose
ignore southwest
worn bluff
if it was on A then yeah it would be north for tank spot
i think they always spawn on clocks
true beacon
That’s not the prio
pallid kindle
but also nobody went to 3
worn bluff
is it not N CW?
worn bluff
yes but if it spawns on N then that is the first prio for tank
hector uses the same strat and shows it when a tower is on A
valid solar
@jolly flume ok im done with breakfast lemme know when you log on
jolly flume
k im loggin
this fucking silicon recipe takes way too long
9 minutes per monocrystalline silicon
tame shuttle
jolly flume
dapper zealot
Chorters
worn bluff
@jolly flume i left you something good in clue exchange
jolly flume
did I get clue7bombed
valid solar
kk
robust shoal
I'm glad I read shitpostxiv because people complaining about strat changes made me realize I overlooked hector doing different intermission spots than raidplan for g2
shy obsidian
I GOT MY BAKOOL JA JA TITTY PICS MINION
jolly flume
what is blud talking about
queen raft
Should I be concerned? I feel like I should be concerned.
torn kindle
brisk scarab
Is the scholar's end questline lore every mentioned in occult crescent?
raven prawn
question about entry gear for savages. if i run a full suite of tomestone gear once i hit endgame, that will work right?
or is crafted the go to?
valid solar
question about entry gear for savages. if i run a full suite of tomestone gear o...
you want to use a mix of crafted and weekly limited tomestone gear
raven prawn
does this mean i need to grind my own crafters then cause im assuming endgame crafted gear is expensive
whole estuary
Is the scholar's end questline lore every mentioned in occult crescent?
No
brisk scarab
damn
raven prawn
you wanna make sure you buy HQ Crafted Gear btw
can i get it on the Auction house? also what colour is HQ crafted gear?
tired egret
can i get it on the Auction house? also what colour is HQ crafted gear?
green
loud swift
its sparkly :D
tired egret
also HQ Crafted gear has this icon next to the name: 
raven prawn
i love how weird ff14 is
loud swift
the green has a sparkle on the icon
tired egret
yeah like that
loud swift
and also the hq symbol at the end yea
raven prawn
so i can buy it on the auction house? 😄
loud swift
yes
loud swift
interesting. in other games that would make it common gear lol
common gear in this game is grey