I just don't like the idea of a performer for a phys job
#endgame-lounge
tall field
Yoyo seems likely ig?
jade nimbus
it would make sense too, we have a dancing and play instrument job, so a good trifecta to have a singing one too
tall field
He himself said thats easy to make
rain geode
Double cross bow job could be fine Double gun would be lame
craggy marsh
Well double gun would be okay if the job actually leans into using just the guns
Atleast for me
tepid mist
clown job would be just in time for cross region duty finder
rain geode
Double gun for me is like... Machinist already exists?
craggy marsh
I kinda get that ye
tall field
Idk if yoshi P will bring demon hunter from diablo in ff14
whole estuary
Double gun for me is like... Machinist already exists?
It's totally different because the guns combine at the handles
marble grove
They say "Samu Raimi" so yeah, kind of on the nose when you think about it like that
whole estuary
iper.... Sniper
jade nimbus
Double gun for me is like... Machinist already exists?
and we already had pld, nin and rdm before double sword on viper
rain geode
It's totally different because the guns combine at the handles
ok maybe if we get the gun knunchucks from the one guy from rwby you maybe sold me
tall field
What about kusarigama phys rangrd
craggy marsh
For SHB I dont remember any job teaser shirts I just remember the Thundercats and Bugs Bunny shirts
jade nimbus
for vpr they specifically said they wanted to fulfill the double sword fantasy as one of the reason why they made the job in the first place
rain geode
and we already had pld, nin and rdm before double sword on viper
I think paladin being a tank give it enough differnce and daggers vs swords is just barely enough for me to find it fine
tall field
Or wr call them ranged sickle
proper cave
What about kusarigama phys rangrd
Not that different from a whip, which they've shut down multiple times.
whole estuary
Or wr call them ranged sickle
Would that be easy like yoyo or hard like whip
tall field
True
marble grove
Didn't he say during the Q&A that someone brought up one of the weapons for one of the new jobs?
marble grove
Cause it's a yoyo
jade nimbus
but ye, mch doesn't really fill the gunslinger fantasy for me either, so that's why I can see a double gun or double crossbow to differentiate it
craggy marsh
Didn't he say during the Q&A that someone brought up one of the weapons for one ...
Well he said one of them 'fits' the new job
tall field
Yoyo was not shut down by yoshiP
rain geode
Because yoyo's are melee weapons and Whips are summoner weapons
proper cave
Of the top five, one of the weapons that the crowd suggested was close enough that it would fit one of the new jobs. The top five were not the actual new weapons but one was close enough.
rain geode
but ye, mch doesn't really fill the gunslinger fantasy for me either, so that's ...
Double crossbow would be enough to make me feel its differnt enough
marble grove
I saw someone run with the idea that since he said Yo-yo would be easy, it's easy cause he already made it happen 
proper cave
Those being Crossbow, Hammer, Flail, Yo Yo, and Whip.
marble grove
No whip (for obvious reasons)
rain geode
I guess I should probably look at a list of recurring FF jobs for a maybe hint
proper cave
And yeah they said no whip
craggy marsh
I hate how whip was asked bc I swear Yoshi has said multiple times that whip will never happen
craggy marsh
Whipsword is more likely
marble grove
That's still a whip
rain geode
tho I think we're past most of the obvious FF classes to be added to XIV
robust shoal
they said the new jobs are xiv originals
craggy marsh
Double shield my beloved
jade nimbus
not necessairly
they could use a weapon in a ff game for a new job
see reaper scythe
craggy marsh
Well it's probably more on the job name than the weapon
rain geode
Give me the Saboteur from FFXIII
jade nimbus
or viper double swords
craggy marsh
https://tenor.com/view/dayum-gif-13790953792256317675
Gifs you can hear
whole estuary
I hate how whip was asked bc I swear Yoshi has said multiple times that whip wil...
He immediately said "hentai!" when someone asked for it, but the translator declined to translate it
tepid briar
they said completely new jobs right
sleek moon
i kinda skimmed through that part of the stream but didn't they say they pick a weapon first, and then decide everything else around their chosen weapon?
tepid briar
He immediately said "hentai!" when someone asked for it, but the translator decl...
obviously beast taming
rain geode
Actually nah give me juggler as a job
jolly flume
I would kill
tepid briar
pf strats would be in shambles tho
jolly flume
for a melee healer
craggy marsh
Melee healer would be super interesting
tepid briar
for a melee healer
chiroproactor
jade nimbus
i kinda skimmed through that part of the stream but didn't they say they pick a ...
iirc they choose roles they need to fill, then the concepts, and then designing around concepts and which weapons would fit them
marble grove
i kinda skimmed through that part of the stream but didn't they say they pick a ...
First they look at the most played jobs, then they discuss weapon/job ideas and go from there
craggy marsh
But ya strats would fucking die because of it
rain geode
I assume melee healer would be melee damage dealing and ranged healing
tepid briar
But ya strats would fucking die because of it
shield or regen healer in shambles having to be in melee range
jolly flume
well yea punching your allies to heal them wouldn't work very well
tepid briar
I assume melee healer would be melee damage dealing and ranged healing
but all the strats would have to have them in melee spots
sleek moon
wdym its like chiropractors
whole estuary
but all the strats would have to have them in melee spots
It's called physical therapy
sleek moon
they rearrange your column mid raid
whole estuary
Oop wrong reply
jolly flume
just give them a ranged gcd or two on a cooldown
marble grove
It's called physical love language
jolly flume
they really don't need to be melee range all the time
red mage doesn't need to be there all the time especially after this dumbass bluetooth combo
rain geode
I was gonna say give them a PLD system ranged burst and itll probably be at least playable
tepid briar
they really don't need to be melee range all the time
wouldn't even matter if they do the whm changes where healing is completely damage neutral
jolly flume
to be clear I still don't think it'll happen but
marble grove
Just turn sumn into a new healer and the new healer into a physical DPS with a healing ability or two and you're good
jolly flume
man it would be nice
sleek moon
they design too many fights with ranged/healer being super far away for it to happen
tepid briar
they design too many fights with ranged/healer being super far away for it to ha...
that's why I say h1 or h2 in shambles kekw
sleek moon
a victim of raid design
whole estuary
They can apply more mits on the boss by rearranging their spine to give them pinched nerves from inflamed discs
tepid briar
whichever role got it would have all future strats have them in melee
rain geode
to be clear I still don't think it'll happen but
0% chance but a fun thought experiment
marble grove
Considering the combat changes I do wonder how the new combat content will look like
tepid briar
hmmm we have bard so no instrumental job
gun job would probably be too close to machinist
rain geode
what other phys ranged are there
Juggler
marble grove
gun job would probably be too close to machinist
I mean, would that be a bad thing?
marble grove
Dante as a new job would be sick
tepid briar
or some sort of alchemist thing
whole estuary
Singer job to accompany bard, so that we all have to deal with miqo voice 5 singing in the middle of Limsa
rain geode
so like sling?
no like jugglers balls
craggy marsh
I want a throwing weapons job but they kinda fucked themselves over with that by saying DNC is the throwing weapon job
sleek moon
gun job would probably be too close to machinist
can have 50 jobs using a sword but any other job with gun would be too similar
craggy marsh
Even though DNC is 90% Chakrams
tepid briar
no like jugglers balls
weapon: ||censored|| and ball ||censored||
marble grove
can have 50 jobs using a sword but any other job with gun would be too similar
Or a bow
whole estuary
Dual wield bows
tepid briar
crossbow maybe
whole estuary
Not crossbows
rain geode
can have 50 jobs using a sword but any other job with gun would be too similar
I mean yeah theres a bit more you can do with a sword
whole estuary
Normal bows
rain geode
guns shoot bullets
tepid briar
hmmm
sleek moon
but there are many different types of guns
proper cave
what other phys ranged are there
A sword that shoots guns
tepid briar
but there are many different types of guns
a red mage style musketeer?
heavy mini gun?
whole estuary
Gun and focus
tepid briar
sniper?
marble grove
Yo, I got it
whole estuary
Finally, Vergun
marble grove
Dual bazookas
tepid briar
actually you know what
rain geode
but there are many different types of guns
technically yes
marble grove
jolly flume
believe it or not
tepid briar
for some abilities
jolly flume
used to exist!
whole estuary
Evo Bard
craggy marsh
Well BRD is getting a cast time skill
tepid briar
so a sniper who has snipe abilities which have a cast?
sleek moon
evo bard with ifrit lego
tepid briar
that would be sick
craggy marsh
I feel like you could bring back phys ranged casts but let them move slightly like you can in pvp
whole estuary
evo bard with ifrit lego
Warden's Paean stands tall, ready to kill
jolly flume
one does not simply onehand a rifle sized weapon and aim it accurately while sprinting full speed
rapid whale
i thought they did for bard
tepid briar
especially since they want to move back to more debuffs
maybe sniper can do a vuln debuff on the boss
TAKE THAT FOR A CHANGE
HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW BUDDY
craggy marsh
Ninja does that tho
sleek moon
deadeye in gw2 had this stance where you couldnt move but you could snipe from far away
tepid briar
that's interesting
whole estuary
Siege mode
whole estuary
Not even capcom will give HBG back real siege mode
jolly flume
welcome back 2016 bastion
sleek moon
thief job with stealth and sniper range was actually horrible to go against in pvp/wvw
whole estuary
I love dying to something outside my draw distance with no counterplay
craggy marsh
Maybe we can have an actual haste buff in 8.0 (I know it'll never happen but wishful thinking)
craggy marsh
Well yeah
proper cave
Jet lag
craggy marsh
He probably just got back from LA
marble grove
Poor guy needs to sleep
proper cave
Oh maybe we'll get a new Yoshida-collapsed-on-the-floor picture this year lol
whole estuary
Send him your aether and prayers
jolly flume
final fantasy 17, coming soon to a ps6 that costs $900 near you
sleek moon
he's still the lead of cs3 + has a board position
craggy marsh
He was also in LA that would break anyone
sleek moon
so its a lot of work outside ffxiv
marble grove
final fantasy 17, coming soon to a ps6 that costs $900 near you
Theory is, FF17 is being developed by the 7 Remake team
whole estuary
I thought he was in Anaheim instead of LA
sleek moon
isnt the 7 remake team moving on to KH after 7 remake
marble grove
CS3 might have a new IP in their hands, apparently
craggy marsh
I thought he was in Anaheim instead of LA
Close enough
whole estuary
Unless hes at their HQ next to LAX
sleek moon
they should have done vegas again
whole estuary
Would it be better if NY hosted it
sleek moon
people deserve to suffer
craggy marsh
It's so fucking dry here no wonder California catches on fire so much
jolly flume
our con center in nyc is pretty nice
and the area around it is also pretty nice
what's not nice is the price tag on hotels around there
craggy marsh
It would be nice if SE went somewhere other than the west coast for fanfest
But I get why they wont
jolly flume
nyc would be neat for me but it won't happen
sleek moon
they should host it in canada
whole estuary
Because I don't really trust anywhere between CA and NY to handle the event on this scale
jolly flume
I'll just fly over next time :(
jolly flume
40 minutes to javits center for me
man I haven't been to a con for anything in like 4 years
craggy marsh
Although I guess id take the train
jolly flume
but anime nyc just kinda sucks
craggy marsh
Fanfest was my first con in 8 years
And I remember why I stopped going to them
People are gross
craggy marsh
Im sad I didnt get to finish my cosplay for fanfest tho
jolly flume
we missed the nier concert though because it was during heavyweight week 1
marble grove
People are gross
Read this year it wasn't as bad, but people farted like crazy
craggy marsh
Read this year it wasn't as bad, but people farted like crazy <:kweeeee:65746636...
Ya the weather helped a bunch
jolly flume
Was working on a Golbez
a raging gale to rend you asunder
craggy marsh
But there was this one guy who farted like crazy
craggy marsh
a raging gale to rend you asunder
Look to the heavens for your doom
whole estuary
Read this year it wasn't as bad, but people farted like crazy <:kweeeee:65746636...
a raging gale to rend you asunder
marble grove
And it was a putrid smell it seems
jolly flume
she two hands it when it turns into a rifle 
marble grove
People need to get their diets in check lmao
craggy marsh
There was also this one guy who was an au ra cosplay who basically had his junk hanging out
It was
Disturbing
worn bluff
she two hands it when it turns into a rifle <:madge:888202534047604756>
she ults with one hand i thought
craggy marsh
I like dudes but I really dont wanna see a strangers junk
craggy marsh
https://tenor.com/view/what-the-im-confused-huh-what-is-happening-shocked-gif-14...
Ya it was kind of creepy tbh
marble grove
Wtf
craggy marsh
Idk why your cosplay needs your junk to be out
marble grove
How was that allowed to even happen
whole estuary
Modded
craggy marsh
Idk
craggy marsh
Like it wasn't actually out but come on you could see the outline and everything
It was fucked up
People had kids there too man
jolly flume
she ults with one hand i thought
oh she does for the final blast yeah
marble grove
Dude was like "I can play the system and no one can do anything about it"
jolly flume
maybe her elbow is just built different like that
craggy marsh
Yeah I feel like there should be rules with stuff like that
Or maybe there is and the staff just didnt care
worn bluff
i kind of miss carlotta button mashing
craggy marsh
But also...the amount of stuff to do was kinda barebones I guess?
There were only like 6 activities and 3 of them were photoshoots
craggy marsh
Nobody gives a fuck about IBUYPOWER and their sponsor events
marble grove
I think JP is where they go ham on it
jolly flume
yeah I'm genuinely not excited about fanfest as an actual event besides the concert, I just wanna meeet my friends lol
craggy marsh
At least in NA
Well from what I heard they had to go small bc there was another con going on at the same time
marble grove
Yesh
craggy marsh
An occupational therapy con was next door
marble grove
Berlin should be bigger I hope
craggy marsh
So if there wasn't another con it probably would've been bigger
marble grove
JP is where they'll go ham
proper cave
Wasn't it some sort of lumber convention last time too? lol
craggy marsh
People were also just rude as fuck
marble grove
Maybe they just need to pick better dates lmao
marble grove
People were also just rude as fuck
Oh?
craggy marsh
Oh?
Day 2 had rude assholes camping seats all day
Waiting 8 hours just for the Primals
craggy marsh
And would get bitchy if you asked them to move so you could get through
marble grove
Disney in a nutshell
craggy marsh
Yeah I didn't feel like waiting in line for hours so me and my husband just lounged around
Chatted up a few happy tank mains tho
marble grove
And would get bitchy if you asked them to move so you could get through
wth
sleek moon
cant believe yall didnt even get a trial fight
craggy marsh
<:namazuconcern:685268305275256852> wth
Ya I went up to the mosh pit to say hi to a friend and as I tried to leave people wouldn't let me through
This was 4 hours before the primals
proper cave
No bonus trial this time 
willow jetty
does anyone have a good "wallpaper" image for Evercold???
craggy marsh
cant believe yall didnt even get a trial fight
We had photo shoot spots and sticker stuff
That's kinda it
jolly flume
the real content is friends
craggy marsh
And tbh? Ironmouse was kinda meh besides her concert
She was barely paying attention I think when they asked her questions
robust shoal
Imagine getting to try out the easiest trial ever at an event and you get put with the 7 dumbest people known to man
trim frost
wait i wasn't keeping up with fanfest stuff did they have a trial to play
jolly flume
install act on the con pcs and flame the people in your instance
trim frost
hm
amber fable
7.5 is 3 days from fest
craggy marsh
But we did get endless reruns of a shitty headphones commercial
And the 7.5 trailer on repeat
sleek moon
She was barely paying attention I think when they asked her questions
i saw someone complaining on reddit that it looked like they were talking about her rather than talking to heer
trim frost
wasn't the asura trial available to play last fanfest or was that a different event
craggy marsh
i saw someone complaining on reddit that it looked like they were talking about ...
YEP
That was kinda the vibe
She was just there
robust shoal
wonder if they'd let me change keybinds to esdf movement
amber fable
exist
supple cape
Imagine getting to try out the easiest trial ever at an event and you get put wi...
7 discord mods? yeah imagine
oak river
wasn't the asura trial available to play last fanfest or was that a different ev...
If I recall correctly, yeah. But we got the Monster Hunter crossover this expansion for the bonus trial
craggy marsh
There was one moment when they asked her a question and she was "Yeah..." like she wasn't even paying attention or knew the question
oak river
wonder if they'd let me change keybinds to esdf movement
A fellow WoL of culture I see
willow jetty
can someone help me if possible?
craggy marsh
Her concert was fun but her cover of give it all is kinda...eh
trim frost
i wouldn't go as far as to call asura a "bonus" trial lmfao it's kinda deadge content with next to zero rewards that only exists because it's for hildibrand
craggy marsh
i wouldn't go as far as to call asura a "bonus" trial lmfao it's kinda deadge co...
I forgot Asura even existed
robust shoal
yea
trim frost
but i'm assuming that hildibrand is supposed to get another trial in .55 or whenever
jolly flume
🥀
trim frost
because the last cutscene seemed to really heavily imply it
craggy marsh
it's kinda hard
It's bc her voice is so high pitched
oak river
There's usually a set amount of trials for each expansion, right?
craggy marsh
Her cover of sinister was better
oak river
One of those is the "bonus" trial
trim frost
not necessarily
robust shoal
sinister is already very vtuber-coded
trim frost
there's always 7 extremes which give mounts as part of the same series
jolly flume
sinister has calliope mori energy
robust shoal
my first thought on hearing it was it sounds like a vtuber rapping at me
trim frost
but beyond that it's not set in stone
robust shoal
mori calliope is going to step on your balls
craggy marsh
God i wish
sleek moon
i call it kpop song
amber fable
pop song
trim frost
stb has 9 trials bc it's the 7 from msq/four lords + rathalos + yojimbo
craggy marsh
Also my first time meeting a vtuber fan irl
They looked exactly how I imagine them to be
amber fable
vtubing
trim frost
/pos or /neg
craggy marsh
neg
trim frost
gg
amber fable
did u tell em they stank?
craggy marsh
They also had yellow teeth
dapper zealot
careful saying neg, twitter will come after you
craggy marsh
did u tell em they stank?
no I didn't want them to release the stink beast on me
jolly flume
breathes on you
craggy marsh
I gave an excuse and left
trim frost
see this is why i cant involve myself in anime or jrpg irl events
amber fable
They also had yellow teeth
mb
trim frost
i will take poison damage the entire time
jolly flume
I really thought the allegations were overblown when I was younger
then I went to anime NYC and found out firsthand they're not
craggy marsh
The dude had yellowing teeth and his teeth also looked super fucking chipped like the guy eats rocks
amber fable
i cba to go cons cuz I feel like a old man standing up for 2 hours like a moron
kind elm
Really fucking bad
my bad dude.
jolly flume
rocks are good
kind elm
The dude had yellowing teeth and his teeth also looked super fucking chipped lik...
my BAD DUDE
jolly flume
it's like cats and scratching posts
trim frost
smellivia
jolly flume
I just chew on rocks
craggy marsh
my BAD DUDE
Nah come on your teeth are purple
craggy marsh
But you brush them i assume
amber fable
fake teeths exist
trim frost
rock eater
amber fable
one of my teeth is fake
dapper zealot
mine are fucked too, my parents never made me get braces so it's just wonk af
amber fable
got too much cavity from eating candies
craggy marsh
I want to spill the tea on so many fanfest people I met but I dont wanna feel like a major dick but good lord people are rude assholes
jolly flume
I have a few cavities from when I was a kid and that's about it
I liked ice cream way too much 
amber fable
well as a adult I just wash my mouth a lot throughout the day
kind elm
amber fable
i ironically smoke so much that my oral health is shit anyway
craggy marsh
I found out I had a tooth infection 3 years ago when I used mouthwash and it hurt like a motherfucker
Idk how it even happened
I brush and floss regularly
kind elm
yeah sometimes it just happens
amber fable
got into gumline
kind elm
its toxic af
amber fable
get into artery near gums
craggy marsh
Wallahi sama I blame you
amber fable
and it can turn into a bad infection
kind elm
i havent been in to the dentists in a very long time and i probably should
but then i have to face them judging me for not coming in
but the longer i leave it the worse the judgment gets
its cooked i fear
amber fable
i mean its better than suffering pain
jolly flume
my dentist flames me for not flossing daily
tepid mist
but then i have to face them judging me for not coming in
you seen them once every few years
craggy marsh
I have never gone to the dentist every 6 months like you're supposed to
tepid mist
craggy marsh
Last time I saw them was during that infection
amber fable
so stay safe there folks
kind elm
you seen them once every few years
no the fuck i dont
alpine plover
hello endgame lounge
kind elm
alpine plover
where are the job buffs/nerfs
amber fable
i go to dentist once a decade
dapper zealot
I've never flossed tbh
jade nimbus
patch isn't there for another 3 hours, right?
craggy marsh
teeth infection can also lead to heart infection
Bro a fucking random infection in your toenail can lead to heart infection
amber fable
no reason unless you have issue
tepid mist
no the fuck i dont
amber fable
blame blood vessels
kind elm
im gonna be so fr i dont think i know HOW to actually floss
craggy marsh
I blame god
dapper zealot
im gonna be so fr i dont think i know HOW to actually floss
craggy marsh
If you floss and you bleed you're either flossing wrong or not flossing enough
dull drum
Read this year it wasn't as bad, but people farted like crazy <:kweeeee:65746636...
wtf are people eating
😭
marble grove
wtf are people eating
Great question
amber fable
na suffers from obesity
sleek moon
i saw this one 2 days ago
craggy marsh
Someone had nasty BO and was sweating like a motherfucker in the Honey B photo shoot spot
tepid mist
i saw this one 2 days ago
kind elm
Someone had nasty BO and was sweating like a motherfucker in the Honey B photo s...
its called AURA bro
craggy marsh
Cons should have a fucking lie detector test they make you take to determine if you bathed within the past 24 hours
craggy marsh
its called AURA bro
I'll be your Stink Bee, Honey B Lovely
sleek moon
what if they bathed but didnt put on any deodorant and then you get the raw fresh smell of BO
marble grove
If you a sweaty bitch you better be showering daily
Especially if you are around people on a daily
Otherwise wtf are you doing
craggy marsh
I'll never understand how someone sweats from just standing in 1 spot for 30 seconds
Besides being unhealthy
dapper zealot
Someone had nasty BO and was sweating like a motherfucker in the Honey B photo s...
New meaning to alarm pheromones
tepid mist
Besides being unhealthy
yeah that'd be why
craggy marsh
I'm not the healthiest dude but I atleast shower and use deodorant
marble grove
New meaning to alarm pheromones
More like bioweapon pheromones
craggy marsh
I also don't walk around with my junk out seriously what the fuck was up with that how did they not get thrown out
sleek moon
i feel like convention centers should charge a bit more and then have attendees handing out deodorant samples
craggy marsh
I will never be over that
kind elm
I also don't walk around with my junk out ***seriously what the fuck was up with...
excqueeze me
marble grove
excqueeze me
Can do
sleek moon
i saw a dude dancing in the dancing green arena with what looked to be like a subligar cosplay
and i kept wondering how tf did they let that guy in
craggy marsh
excqueeze me
A dude at fanfest had a super risqué au ra glam where his junk was basically out
kind elm
???
kind elm
proof?
marble grove
Was it a big one tho
sleek moon
bonk her
tepid mist
Was it a big one tho
marble grove
Hey we were all thinking about asking
proven pivot
Also how the fuck are ppl okay going out anywhere knowing that they REEK
marble grove
They don't give a fuck lol
Or probably are so used to the smell they don't notice it anymore
kind elm
Also how the fuck are ppl okay going out anywhere knowing that they REEK
they dont know
craggy marsh
Was it a big one tho
Hmmm
kind elm
theyve lived in it for so long they cant tell
craggy marsh
Not really
proven pivot
Mango Expansion we are begging you to give us proof
kind elm
whats that tweet thats like
"pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little, everyone else can smell you A LOT."
proven pivot
In all seriousness that’s fucking sick
marble grove
Not really
That's why he wasn't thrown out then 
craggy marsh
If he was escorted out then it did fuck all bc he was there all day on day 2
trim frost
i mean i definitely am unhealthy <:goopycaught:1306102762244804679>
孪生我们一起去健身房减肥吧
sleek moon
chinese slurs
proven pivot
whats that tweet thats like
"pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little, everyo...
Even if you don’t smell yourself ppl will smell you
trim frost
i was gonna say 双生 but i think that’s wrong
proven pivot
Living in a country where 47c~ is the norm taught me that, you gotta shower daily, twice a day sometimes
sleek moon
craggy marsh
Also, sweat isn't supposed to smell
sleek moon
robust shoal
how do people just not bathe
trim frost
real shit
craggy marsh
So if your sweat smells? You STINK
robust shoal
even in the deepest depths of my depression I showered every day
marble grove
So if your sweat smells? You STINK
What if your sweat smells like lemons
sleek moon
make lemonade
craggy marsh
"It's depression" so you're not depressed enough to go to a con with 10k people but you're depressed enough to not shower???
marble grove
make lemonade
What if its rotten lemons
marble grove
"It's depression" so you're not depressed enough to go to a con with 10k people ...
Depression makes you do some crazy shit
To the point it makes you smell like it too
craggy marsh
Depression makes you do some crazy shit
They should give me all their money if they don't want it
kind elm
i have definitely had poitns in my life where i went a while without showering but
i also did not leave my house
proven pivot
I wonder if I could make some gil selling the new housing items
kind elm
the single thought of being Da Smeller makes me shower so much everytime i even have to leave the house for .2 seconds
craggy marsh
I am super self conscious about my smell
marble grove
If you don't leave your house, I can definitely understand not showering for a day or so, especially when you do fuck all
robust shoal
I don't feel properly awake without showering
craggy marsh
I ask my husband if I stink and he gives it to me straight if I do stink
marble grove
But if you leave your house, not showering is just a big "but why?"
kind elm
I don't feel properly awake without showering
yarp
i like have to
use the shower as part of my mandated everyday schedule
if i dont it all goes to shit
marble grove
I wonder if I could make some gil selling the new housing items
You'd probably make more selling the new crafted gear
marble grove
Yesh
shy obsidian
download available or not yet
dapper zealot
Eh prices have fallen quite a bit
proper cave
Heard you like contemporary casual clothes
craggy marsh
But ya, fanfest was fun besides the assholes, the sharters, and the au ra dude with his pebbles and twig out
marble grove
download available or not yet
Should be up in 2h and a bit
thin fox
download available or not yet
dl been up for a while
shy obsidian
Heard you like contemporary casual clothes
yknow why did it take this long to get some modern-ish looking jeans
proper cave
I can't get over those flared leg jeans lol
proven pivot
Heard you like contemporary casual clothes
Pvp gear right?
proper cave
Crafted
marble grove
Ye
shy obsidian
this was the closest we could get to it...
shy obsidian
ooh
marble grove
The Halloween event gave us some decent tight jeans
PvP you can get some nice jeans with crystals I believe
jade nimbus
mhm, there is plenty, ye
pvp, zidane, you can get some from island sanctuary, and etc
shy obsidian
oh yeah like uh
the one time men were allowed to finally get the better genderlocked option
jade nimbus
shy obsidian
ooooghhh roegadyn in short jorts ooghhhhh
robust shoal
The biggest revelation of doing DT story was how many people have island sanctuary done
I saw so many people running around in those shorts
proven pivot
Island sanctuary was awesome
It was torture
marble grove
Where my xiv animal crossing
sleek moon
The biggest revelation of doing DT story was how many people have island sanctua...
all thanks to that one discord
jade nimbus
I never finished it
trim frost
dunno what they could add tbh
sleek moon
telling people what to do
jade nimbus
I did it when it came out, then I was bored of it and never went back
shy obsidian
if only yall could HELP ME work on my island
trim frost
before you have a lot of things constructed it’s just kind of a mindless “i’m bored during queue” thing to do
shy obsidian
i could have yall do the work for me while I just chill
trim frost
but after you max it it’s a check once a week ordeal
sleek moon
theres no managing since there's a bot that tells you what to sell every week
trim frost
yeah
proven pivot
It’s so funny to me how they wanted to do a relaxing side activity but failed miserably due to the grindy mmo nature of the game
trim frost
you could try to build a schedule to get the vegetal tokens or whatever but that’s annoying
shy obsidian
It’s so funny to me how they wanted to do a relaxing side activity but failed mi...
if it requires resource gathering it AINT COMFY
marble grove
Evercold about to give us more Island but this time is with cats doing the job for you
marble grove
if it requires resource gathering it AINT COMFY
Bish speak for yourself smh
trim frost
also the “gather 30000 times from nodes” achievement is fucked up
thin fox
i'm looking forward to the alliance raid mostly cuz day 1 alliance raid is always funny
marble grove
Just have something open on the side while you run around catching animals like they're Pokémon and don't touch the content for 3 weeks while they starve
UwU
proven pivot
if it requires resource gathering it AINT COMFY
I think gathering is okay, it’s just you are REQUIRED to gather, whereas a game like animal crossing you only gather stuff for like an item you chose to craft
dapper zealot
the gathering isn't the problem per se, it's you never get any increases to yields
robust shoal
gonna do ally raid with fc on server up and then spend all day seeing people talk about mechanics we skipped
robust shoal
It'll be with fc
and like
our fc photos are all 50 people holding the latest ulti weapon
shy obsidian
are yall gonna be fighting over this
robust shoal
depends how slutty it looks on men
sonic helm
Beautiful 3 messages to load first
proven pivot
Think i’ll do alli raid and then trial and then craft for the rest of the day, next day ex trial grind
slow whale
are yall gonna be fighting over this
Isn't that roughly as much skin shown in that one early Thavnairan outfit? The one that's not a skirt but a top and pants.
proven pivot
Lowkey sadge unreal got changed, the last one we had was so fucking braindead I was just grabbing random people and letting them follow me
Even if they mess up the meteor drop you just use rescue on them
sonic helm
Omg yesterday I saw such a SICK skirt, it was.. unnecessarily low rise and like, the full thing was out before the hemline started
But it was so cool
Alas, it was Uldah company only
So, no low rise skirt for my guy
shy obsidian
while I'm looking for another image of the crop top, I'm just gonna say this is big as fuck
robust shoal
I'm using the ultimate OP waistline pants in my current glam
dreadwyrm healer/caster pants
shy obsidian
nah nevermind it's only women or lalafells wearing that top
sonic helm
dreadwyrm healer/caster pants
Motherf-
at this point ...where does it go...
I just..
My friends gonna flip when i show her these I hate it😂
rotund summit
Midriff (Ultimate)
proven pivot
while I'm looking for another image of the crop top, I'm just gonna say this is ...
Wait, if you do that duty you get a second chance?
robust shoal
sleek moon
Wait, if you do that duty you get a second chance?
2 points
marble grove
2 more hours
proper cave
Yeah that gets people all the time
alpine plover
not a bad selection of buffs in all honesty
but what's their deal with vpr aoe bruh
do we even have aoe content
2 target in m10s is important enough for vpr buff?
robust shoal
possible 2-target ulti phase
idk what 2 targets they would be but they're pretty common in ulti
alpine plover
fairz
trim frost
idk what 2 targets they would be but they're pretty common in ulti
sephirot and zurvan hot steamy sex
shy obsidian
how much space does the update take?
jade nimbus
oh, sigmascape weapons are kefka ulti weapons, mhm
shy obsidian
where is that confirmed?
proper cave
Patch notes stream says they won't be opening early. CN and KR are caught up so they have two additional separate companies to communicate with.
robust shoal
jade nimbus
tired egret
torn kindle
how much space does the update take?
6.8gb for PS5
thin fox
!maint
storm frostBOT
Tick, Tock, Kupo!
rapid whale
we long to msq
trim frost
ah yes thank you old guides
jade nimbus
attack when the tail is up
trim frost
whoever wrote this last part of the guide spelled it shinyru four times in a row
stray forge
whoever wrote this last part of the guide spelled it shinyru four times in a row
Signifigant
devout wraith
Nothing special or extra info from patch reading stream?
trim frost
unless you think the above bit of info is extra info then no
dapper zealot
so in 20 mins?
thin fox
idk its just what my browser said man
how about u fuckin go translate it
mb for not being koji fox
trim frost
address me
dusty schooner
That looks like it will be later, not sooner.
thin fox
That looks like it will be later, not sooner.
its sooner
tired egret
soo
thin fox
yes
tired egret
kk
dusty schooner
Interesting. Thank you!
austere condor
thin fox
who up alliance raiding
dusty schooner
The time zone was completely off is why. lol Thank you! Going to look into maybe a converter for my web browser. =]
sleek moon
wicked delta
tired egret
lv 1....
thin fox
tired egret
wicked delta
thin fox
game up
sleek moon
when you speedrun getting on and still have 7 people in queue
wicked delta
iidk shouldnt it be in tully
thin fox
thin fox
im still 
that next expac is eva alliance raids
do you think we see some cursed ff14 rendition of eva characters
like shinji/asuka/etc.
valid solar
i think im gonna do the same thing
if you havent queued in yet shoot me an invite
thin fox
mine was 36 for siren
wicked delta
if you havent queued in yet shoot me an invite
sure
give me a sec to log on
tired egret
because Raiden was full
thin fox
iodk if i have you added tobi
wicked delta
dont think so but mayb bungo does
robust shoal
diamond gunblade looks clean
rapid whale
alliance?
wicked delta
<@146656795421573120> can inv me now
ogey
valid solar
alliance?
correctamundo
alliance without noclippy or xivalex
I better pick a good job
or im finished
robust shoal
all the new diamond weapons look good
valid solar
all the new diamond weapons look good
you know who else looks good ? you 
wait a minute why am I slop
brisk charm
lofty dune
Dyes arent tradable anymore?
thin tartan
hello noobs
valid solar
all the new diamond weapons look good
cats would you like to join for alliance
you too mr billy
proven pivot
happy vanilla character day
Vanilla enjoyers stay winning
valid solar
@rapid whale I see you online 
are you doing alliance
thin fox
i'm ready waiting to join party
valid solar
if you're an aether native could you come over to adamantoise
valid solar
gotcha
thin fox
im behind moogle
robust shoal
cats would you like to join for alliance
im going with fc
valid solar
gotcha
tall field
all the new diamond weapons look good
Ex7 is diamond?
dapper zealot
ult
loud nymph
Ex7 is diamond?
diamond is the o12s weapons
which should be the base model for UMAD weapons
timber stratus
o8
timber stratus
🤡 
rapid whale
thin tartan
wicked delta
time to turn some dye in
why did you need this many
hazy grotto
i just had almost every dye at 99 of each JUST IN case i need them, im that guy that saves his Mega elixers for just in case
robust shoal
I haven't seen the default launcher for 7 years
timber stratus
even if u dont mod xivlauncher is just way better
trim frost
schlawg
marble grove
Is it fun? :o
trim frost
i'd say so
marble grove
trim frost
music bangs
visual geyser
damn all the mogstation gear is women designed
theres like 5 women sets in the files lmfao
timber stratus
silver relic
marble grove
this shit slaps tho
tall field
This one also ill collect dump in dresser done
marble grove
wasn't that one added to the crystal store?
tall field
It should now iirc
Before no
Have to see
That, false monarchy
And archfiend
Those were amazinf
Then dt ones came and
Meh ok whatever
marble grove
they focused a bit too much on the modern aesthetic during DT
which tbf, some were nice, others not so much
amber fable
I dont remember doing many passes in dt
marble grove
but hopefully they go back to a Fantasy focus in 8.0
amber fable
Most of em were meh
marble grove
did we agree on a short version of Evercold yet?
amber fable
Ec
marble grove
alrighty :D
amber fable
I will call it ec
marble grove
btw, is there a way to do past Ultimates?
marble grove
marble grove
it's take a little bit to load
at least for me took like a minute
tends to happen almost every patch day
timber stratus
can be shader re-compilation or dx11 reloading, i know that happens sometimes to me in wow and i just leave it for a few mins
trim frost
getting into a death loop was not peak however
deathloop mentioned...
visual geyser
game loaded woo
marble grove
Ye takes a lil bit, but happy it's working 
tulip wraith
just did AR
very very fun
oh fuck off
emote locked behind rolling........
i won 0 rolls.......
wicked delta
GULP
thin fox
uhh probably the worst alliance raid of the 3
really disappointing. basically everything i was worried about.
proven pivot
Does anyone know what’s the new crafting set called
proven pivot
Yeah, I thought we got a new one with the patch
tulip wraith
no 7.5 brings no new gear
amber fable
No
tulip wraith
x.3 is last crafted set
x.4 is scrip catch up
x.5 is nothing
thin fox
overall i feel like this was not that much better than myths of the realm. maybe just an improvement in that the mechs are slightly harder.
still barely feels like an alliance raid
amber fable
Augmenting crafted gear is what 7.5 brings
wicked delta
twink spotted
thin fox
rly hope 8.0 does stuff w the alliance raids cuz this just felt like doing 4 dungeon bosses again
queen raft
Only five quests in 7.5?
sleek moon
we usually get like 9-10 quests per patch, and since this got split
that sounds about right
this alliance raid felt a bit easier than the previous
slim urchin
Only five quests in 7.5?
yes
dapper zealot
yeah sandoria was spicier day one than windurst
slim urchin
this alliance raid felt a bit easier than the previous
I assume they wanted to focus more on a cinematic experience. there was a lot of dialogue during the final boss itself and I assume the devs wanted players to read them
queen raft
Oh
marble grove
x.3 is last crafted set
x.4 is scrip catch up
x.5 is nothing
7.5 added crafted gear but it's more so Glam
tulip wraith
talking more about doh/l gear
marble grove
sleek moon
can yall check if this thing got auto unlocked for you
thin fox
ill check when im out of cs
tulip wraith
same
marble grove
can yall check if this thing got auto unlocked for you
Don't have that :o
tulip wraith
yup
sleek moon
not yet
dapper zealot
it just unlocked for you without doing anything?
tulip wraith
its so cute
no i've just done AR
still finishing though
only done fist quest
maybe old msq reward got added???
wait no
then like everyone here would have it
dawn urchin
can yall check if this thing got auto unlocked for you
Wait how do you get it?
old lintel
"gee this patch is looking great!"
machinations in 7.5
sleek moon
wonder if its some achievement or something
tulip wraith
but you would have to claim it then, no?
dawn urchin
only me and alukah have it so far it seems
I will check after this cutscene but i doubt i have it
old lintel
they can kill machinations
THEY LITERALLY MADE A NEW SONG TO REPLACE IT AND THEY'RE NOT USING IT FOR SOME REASON???
queen raft
So there will be no more dungeons released in this expansion?
old lintel
it baffles the mind
dawn urchin
I do not
old lintel
So there will be no more dungeons released in this expansion?
no, why?
old lintel
I want more dungeons in the game
you'll have to wait until the next expansion, as usual
queen raft
The next expansion should have the dungeons difficulty be similar to savage raids
old lintel
no it wont
dawn urchin
They won't
old lintel
leave the low skilled players to have their fun
dawn urchin
They want the average jim to finish msq
I want to send a screenshot i got from the new alliance raid quest line but don't know if that be too spoilerly
Even though its not msq
thin fox
its endgame lounge u can post straight up msq in here
if someone doesnt want spoilers they shouldnt be in here
dawn urchin
slim urchin
is this the very end?
slim urchin
yeah figured
dapper zealot
ff14 is shutting down, everyone go home
slim urchin
that’s the kind of thing you put in the credits of a game
dawn urchin
Evercold is cancelled
amber fable
Forevercold
thin fox
dungeon time yippee
dapper zealot
how'd you find it?
trim frost
Its the last cutscene
yeah but pls keep all patch discussion and screenshots to the patch thread for now
not everyone in here has done everything in the patch, obviously
dawn urchin
Ok didn't know that existed sorry
