endgame-lounge

[robust shoal]

I have like 3/4 sections filled from consumables/tokens/dyes/materia

[dapper zealot]

Mines random gear loot, consumables, crafting stuff

Dump all my dye and materia into my retainers, and other mats I'm not currently using

[random needle]

I have so much materia I should just get rid of tbh

[dapper zealot]

I keep it all just cause, except the ones that still sell well

[stark cypress]

Exactly what I needed, thanks!

[clear plume]

Alliance raid weapon upgrades are later on

At the start they can’t

[random needle]

... Oh wait right I'll be able to get tome augments from that, that'll be useful

I still need like... 3 different gear drops from Savage though

[dapper zealot]

Also nuts

[jaunty pulsar]

do you think stuff such as the variant mounts will drop in price?

I kinda would like to buy the carpet

[whole estuary]

Prices now are about stable for a while

[jaunty pulsar]

also I met a yoshi p on the balance since his name look forward to sch 8.0 made me curious, is he a troll?

[whole estuary]

Yoshi P isn't on Discord

[jaunty pulsar]

figured so but I was still curious

he tricked me at first though

I'm almost done on my endless quest of maxing all jobs...

now dark knight, then GNB then a few healers

[zealous meteor]

well, he might have a discord account, but he sure as fuck isn't in public servers as "naoki yoshida" or anything similar

anyone with that name is just pretending to be him for the funny

[visual geyser]

He also probably wouldn’t have an English name

[jaunty pulsar]

lmao yeah he was in a piracy server for music

that made me understand

[visual geyser]

lol

[zealous meteor]

he would need an english username. not display name though

[visual geyser]

Based god Yoshi p?

He does love one piece tho

So maybe

[jaunty pulsar]

he's more of a two piece considering he's always doing LL with foxclon

[iron dagger]

id sim, why is this an error ? i was earth meteor so i should be placed middle back right ?

[rapid whale]

gotta b closer

[iron dagger]

ok so i should stick close debuff guy ?

[rapid whale]

1 of the cones targets closest, the other targets furthest

with how far u were, the furthest cone also targetted u

[iron dagger]

sure ok

perfect

thanks a lot

[fierce matrix]

ah yeah

the downside of that strat is that tends to happen more

if I would keep anything from DN Idyllic, it would be its tower resolution line up

the rest can go

[pallid gale]

why is PF for DSR so ass in EU

[random needle]

MR BEEEEEEAAAAAAAST

[craggy marsh]

Long live the king (s)

[clear plume]

In offpatch if I get bored I’ll surely make a character that’s a Lala named “the tyrunt” and hop into 11s parties

[zealous meteor]

don't think you can have his skin tone on a lala

only duskwight elezen

[clear plume]

I don’t care glam can carry

[zealous meteor]

true

[clear plume]

Bc I’m not playing an elezen

Stinky proportions

[jolly flume]

TRUE...

[wicked delta]

im sick of this dude

[thin fox]

made a graph

[lament tusk]

I didnt play tryhard till 100 lvl, now a lot of things appeared i have to learn how do you guys manage that

savage tutorials or class rotations

[rapid whale]

just repetition/practice

you get better at the game by playing the game

[sick dirge]

^

if youre not already in The Balance, i recommend you get your butt in there

[graceful imp]

will 7.5 bring higher gear levels for doh?

[worldly grotto]

Nope

[proper cave]

No the last ilvl increase for crafters is typically around x.3

[graceful imp]

aight bet ty

i dont really know what to craft tbh, hit lvl 100 on all of them but no idea what people actually want to buy

[loud nymph]

nothing tbh

consumable prices will probably spike with ultimate

but

[worldly grotto]

Furniture maybe

Or glam

[loud nymph]

gear ain't worth shit nowadays

[rapid whale]

the only serious money maker for the rest of the expansion will be furniture but the materials for those will be from submarines so

[graceful imp]

i mean theres so much furniture so idek which one to craft in first place

[proper cave]

Whatever is newest

And for furniture that usually means submarines

[graceful imp]

oh gg i dont have those c:

[rapid whale]

ya like they always release some submarine specific stuff

towards the end of an expansion

and those will go for like 10m+ but

[brisk scarab]

What to do while waiting for update

[loud nymph]

play a different game

[brisk scarab]

I have been playing rebirth for the first time

And I wanna buy some of the older FF titles

[jolly flume]

im buying pragmata as we speak

no content

[brisk scarab]

I also wanna play E33 for the first time

Finally see what the hypes about

Luckily I have no spoilers or idea what its about going into it

[loud nymph]

I'll buy and play e33 one of these days but I feel like it's probably soul crushingly depressing and I don't know if I want to deal with that

[jolly flume]

I wouldn't call it depressing

[tulip wraith]

i need to finish e33

im still in act 1

[craggy marsh]

parry it

[vast jacinth]

E33 is good game 10/10

[tulip wraith]

(i know what happens at the end of act 1)

[vast jacinth]

Parry timing feels so good in there

[tulip wraith]

ive just been not wanting to play it cause im having an old men yelling at clouds moment with it and xc3

i also started p5r again

need to finish that

or any of the persona games

[jolly flume]

I can never finish a persona game

I think I would enjoy them more if the combat was completely removed

and it was just a life sim

[tulip wraith]

im the opposite lol

the daily life portions is what always makes me drop them

more so the limited day portion of the daily life

[rapid whale]

ii keep telling myself i'm gonna play e33 but i never get around to it

same w/ finishing metaphor

[jolly flume]

why do I ever open novice network

[rapid whale]

???????

[jolly flume]

@clear plume thoughts on this

[rapid whale]

we love the confidently incorrect

[clear plume]

cooly moment

[jolly flume]

worse I think

crafter mentor moment

[tulip wraith]

wait let them cook

i want my favorite prange buffed

[trim frost]

trade mentor speaking

volume down

[jolly flume]

dude

I took the ragebait

what are we even TALKING about

[trim frost]

?????????????????????????????????

in what fucking universe

[loud nymph]

this feels like ragebait

[kind elm]

u gotta believe me bro mch is really good bro

pick up the gun bro itll save us

[clear plume]

mch, the job its gauge that doesnt cleave

vs bard, the dot job in a 2 target fight

[trim frost]

trust bro my checkmate double check cleave on 2 is so strong bro

[clear plume]

with like 5 aoe buttons under burst

[jolly flume]

novice network is lowkirkenuinely like asking chatgpt about ffxiv

except gpt is probably more consistently correct

[clear plume]

i feed my own discord messages to chatgpt so thats just true

[jolly flume]

time to see if the reviews were true

[zealous meteor]

Pragmata is a stupendous masterpiece for any man who actually has a soul
damn fuck women ig

[jolly flume]

something something dad instinct idk

there was a lot of discourse on twitter about it

[zealous meteor]

time to find out if you have a soul

if you like it, you have one

[boreal pumice]

its just people being weird/projecting going into a real weird side its no different then say the last of us part 1 or the walking dead tell tale

[trim frost]

internet weirdos being internet weirdos

muh censorship

or whatever the fuck

[kind elm]

i really like this game

i saw people calling it dad space and its p accurate

i thought i wouldnt like the lil girl but i hate to say it

shes fucking adorable

[dull drum]

genuinely persona 4 does this the best even though 5 has the city nightlife aspects and stuff

mostly because the main cast interacts with each other a lot and being in bumville keeps them close knit

[trim frost]

https://tenor.com/nNyNe24txaI.gif

[kind elm]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

[tulip wraith]

depending how big storage wise the game is i might buy it soon

[dull drum]

like 35 gigs

[pallid kindle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/truth-nuke-true-3

[tulip wraith]

i was expecting like 100 this is fantastic

i got like 15 free gigs i can make space

[thin fox]

oh I finished this

its ok. I think most of its problems are smoothened out by the fact that its so short.

the story is Pretty Bad. not offensive but its just kind of like incompetently told.

[rapid whale]

10 hr seems kinda short

[thin fox]

its a short game

its like RE length ish

[somber forge]

Yay, just got my first M12S P2 clear - done with the tier!

[thin fox]

[rapid whale]

congrats on tier clear

[thin fox]

i should note that's 10 hours while having replayed levels some to hunt for collectible shit

[somber forge]

thanks!

It was crazy - I was fresh Idyllic prog at 2pm today - buckled down hard with a group and got the clear 6 hours later

[tulip wraith]

ayyy nice

[dull drum]

ive heard that as well yeah

[thin fox]

it has a very 'oh i guess we're doing this now' energy

characters r v flat too

[jolly flume]

I survived the ff msq

I can take this

[deft yarrow]

went to refresh my memory on m12sp2 and laughed at this

[jolly flume]

can't imagine why

[inner shadow]

Is there a tool to build sets and compare their stats?

[robust shoal]

https://xivgear.app

[fierce matrix]

based lmk how it is

[tired egret]

...

🍿

[craggy marsh]

It pretty fun

Diana isn't as annoying as I thought she'd be

[daring pine]

bro

[tired egret]

Nahhhh

Not that

[daring pine]

😭

[trim frost]

i look like this

[dapper zealot]

Soulkiller is real now

[tired egret]

he rejects his humanity to become pure unadulterated digital slop

[dusk sky]

Bro accepted losing the coin toss

[trim frost]

bro shifting

[loud swift]

digital torture chamber

[thin tartan]

W

[valid solar]

@daring pine gun to my head

[daring pine]

bro

[valid solar]

never do rolo in crystal bruh

[daring pine]

wallahi im cooked

[valid solar]

dude I raised this rdm thinking they'd get you up

[daring pine]

LOOL

[valid solar]

asking too much of a 6k dps rdm I fear

[rapid whale]

mb im new

[loud swift]

rdm dont get raise til stormblood

i think?

[valid solar]

this is dawntrail content

[loud swift]

oh i saw the crystal tower rolo content

and assumed

my bad

i should go to bed

[valid solar]

I wanna see whose doing 14k rdps in crystal tower

[loud swift]

USUALLY crystal queues arent that bad

usually

although ive been slacking on my rouls recently ive been playing too much monstie huntie

https://klipy.com/gifs/monster-hunter-palico

[valid solar]

nice which one

[daring pine]

@valid solar

bunger wake up

do u wanna do expert

[valid solar]

oh yeah sure

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-mouse-gaming-mouse-bunny-funny-bunny-gif-27032224

[loud swift]

i just hit hr 100 in mhrise (i killed valstrax), now im going back to world to increase my mr

[valid solar]

nice

[loud swift]

world is so slowwwwwwww

wheres my wirebug

wheres my palamute

agony

[valid solar]

thats the difference between the mainline and portable titles

[loud swift]

atleast swaxe is fun

[valid solar]

portable titles to my knowledge always had smaller maps and generally faster hunts

[loud swift]

swing swing swing

[daring pine]

im looking at my achievements rn

oh i should do this

[loud swift]

spend 5 minutes looking for the fucker

just to get beat up by furious rajang

i hate goku

raging brachy was cool though

have u played wilds bungo

[valid solar]

yep, got pretty much everything I wanted (except for a perfect rolled talisman but who cares about that) and so I uninstalled

wilds is like over 100 gigs so

[loud swift]

fair

have u tried glance and if so is it fun

[valid solar]

very fun in both sunbreak and wilds

[loud swift]

it is a blast in rise yes

i might play it in wilds so

just wondering

[valid solar]

one small thing I love about it in wilds is that you can see the individual shells fall out of the lance when you reload, and the sfx is so crunchy

its peak

[loud swift]

i hate games r becoming so big today. but like its not even games of today. why is black ops 3 150 gbs

[daring pine]

bungo lock in bro

[loud swift]

yooo

you should lock in i'll leave u be

[alpine plover]

meowlysian

[dapper zealot]

meowthus

[zealous meteor]

just kiss already

[alpine plover]

planning the 14 hr flight to elysian right now for a kiss

[wicked delta]

the fantasia is tempting but not strong enough to go through with it

[valid solar]

dont do it

[wicked delta]

Im staying bunny forever

this alt tho

[valid solar]

[kind elm]

squintus

when u need glasses

[wicked delta]

shes so fucking mad

💀

[kind elm]

gup

[zealous meteor]

maple, willow, what's next

oak?

gary?

[wicked delta]

thats the lalafell

[zealous meteor]

im see

[rapid whale]

bradford pear

[tired egret]

Delivered a jumping attack with a potency of 150.*

Yw

[zealous meteor]

oh no

[rapid whale]

lmfao

[wicked delta]

the clipping is pissing me off

[rapid whale]

imagine how on mobile, hair doesn't clip

[zealous meteor]

[worldly grotto]

Ngl completely forgot mobile existed

[rapid whale]

i try to too

until i see hair clips like that

[worldly grotto]

What happened to it I used to hear clips and small snippets about it then just nothing

[wicked delta]

well its basically mogstation slop

not much of note to talk about otherwise

[dapper zealot]

I want to see summoningsalt do a Scientology speedrun history vid

[valid solar]

Bro tried to use a top with a collar while having long hair

[tired egret]

OH HELL NAW

IT DISCOVERED DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL

TANKS AIN'T SAFE EVEN OUTSIDE OF FF14

[zealous meteor]

waow

💭 based based based based based

[jolly flume]

same

[errant rivet]

Apparently in my DC, there's far more Veena bunbois than there are bungals

and in classic JP fashion, there's more Dunesfolk Lala than there are Auri

[clear plume]

That’s bc au ra is overrated furry race

[amber fable]

Scaly*

[worn bluff]

bozja casting body unplayable

[limpid edge]

impossible!!!!

no wait that makes sense

def see a lot less pale bungals than tan ones

but pale bunbois are VERY common

i question tan bunbois even exist

[vestal hollow]

@kind elm

[tight wing]

Is it true that idyllic dream is the hardest savage mechanic?

[quick verge]

no that's vamp stomp

[kind elm]

its mouser

thats what hector said

thanks hector

[willow jetty]

was wanting peoples opinions here - I know im gonna finish WHM but I have every other job at 91+ so -- any advice on what to take next to 100 - i wanna get it all done before next expansion so

[quick verge]

????

holy instant react

[kind elm]

bro is watching

[quick verge]

ast -> mch -> dnc -> rpr -> drk -> gnb -> war -> nin-> drg -> sam -> mnk

[stray forge]

Rpr in 4th place? 🥹

We’re so back

[quick verge]

8th place

maybe u can pull a bullet bill

who knows

[timber stratus]

get the dogshit out of the way first i like how i think

[quick verge]

yea this guy knows ball

[remote gate]

does reaper become good in next expansion

[timber stratus]

No

[quick verge]

rpr becomes good if u play wow

and play a dh

[timber stratus]

realium

[stray forge]

Don’t listen to him he’s listening to Martin Garrix in 2026

[remote gate]

can we move war before drk so he can start with the shittiest tank and then move on to the better tanks

[quick verge]

this isnt raid

[timber stratus]

my Spotify is on autoplay while im taking a shit

[quick verge]

war in dungeons is like peak 5th monitor content

even if ur leveling in week 80

[stray forge]

Biscuit do you have 5 monitors

[quick verge]

no

[stray forge]

I only have 3

[quick verge]

actually

technically yes

[remote gate]

eh fair war is actually playable in normal content

[craggy marsh]

I only have 1 monitor

[timber stratus]

i have 3 monitors and 2 phones i could have 5 in theory

[remote gate]

can we all have a moment of silence for mango's ram sticks

[craggy marsh]

Fucking tech bros robbed me of my money

[quick verge]

does ram cost normal prices yet

or do i have to step in

[remote gate]

happened right when 7.4 dropped

[craggy marsh]

they still expensive

[remote gate]

so ram was like 1k+ for mango

[craggy marsh]

I still have zero clue wtf even happened

one day it was working fine but the next day my ram somehow got fried

[remote gate]

fucking techbros needed a paycheck and they fried your ram

[timber stratus]

square using your ram to develop the next expansion with ai

[craggy marsh]

I wish techbros to have IBS for 2 months straight and miss their own wedding

[stray forge]

Square using your ram to generate another m11s for next expansion

[jolly flume]

their balance patches are already ai generated

[timber stratus]

buff gunbreaker

[remote gate]

alexa generate me the plot of the next expansion for ffxiv. make sure to avoid creating any woke content

[quick verge]

we need to buff brewmaster

my bad wrong game

we need to buff ast

[timber stratus]

W brewmaster

[stray forge]

We really don’t need to buff brewmaster

[timber stratus]

put that in ff14

[random needle]

I think WAR was technically the second job I ever picked up while starting the game, and it's pretty rapidly fallen down my personal ranks trying to level it rn

[stray forge]

Buff outlaw rogue

[jolly flume]

lemme get melee healers in xiv on god fr

[timber stratus]

altho stagger wouldn't work with 14 netcode

[remote gate]

brewmaster or blue mage pick one and only one

[quick verge]

stagger in 14 would decrease your physical lifespan

[random needle]

This job has nothing but Fell Cleave, and the charm kinda wears off after the 2629e67th time you've used it

[stray forge]

What was the new class they added

The dragon only one

[timber stratus]

that was 4 years ago bro

its devourer demon hunter now

[stray forge]

Mb I don’t have time to play two MMOs at the same time

[remote gate]

try playing it in raids youll actively wish you were playing literally anything else

[timber stratus]

it has 4 buttons uniro ocally

[quick verge]

tf mmo are u playing

😭

[stray forge]

All yall who do it are crazy

[quick verge]

tell us which is ur main mmo rn twin

[craggy marsh]

I mean it depends on the mmo you play

like if you play XIV then I can easliy see someone have time for 2 mmo

[stray forge]

I’m waiting for the riot mmo smile

[jolly flume]

you guys play good mmos?

[timber stratus]

if ur just a casual player i think its p chill u can be "done" with a wow season in like a month if u dont raid Mythic and just do keys for fun

[craggy marsh]

bc XIV there's not much to do when you're caught up

[timber stratus]

hop on Windstar

[quick verge]

xiv needs a vault

[timber stratus]

wildstar

[quick verge]

didnt wildstar go offline like 10 years ago

[timber stratus]

yeah :(

it was so cool but too grindy

[remote gate]

youre forgetting the real content of xiv, complaining about ultimate pf uwu especially

[random needle]

I wish I was playing anything else in dungeons, homie

I wish I was playing Viper

[quick verge]

you need a 5th monitor

[remote gate]

five monitors to play vpr professionally 🥀

[quick verge]

1st monitor playing an imdb top 300 movie at all times so u can make the giga larp letterboxd

2nd monitor for ur favorite streamer

3rd monitor for youtube

4th monitor for tiktok/reels/shorts

[remote gate]

nonono do m9s as a warrior and youll genuinely fucking hate your life

[quick verge]

5th monitor for xiv

[jolly flume]

im turning that monitor off ngl

[remote gate]

wow I love taking painful autos constantly with my 40% + blood being the only way I can survive the tankbusters

[random needle]

Me watching the third flail about to impact my skull while the only button I have left is Equilibrium:

[jolly flume]

its ok the flails do like 250k to a squishy

[remote gate]

wow 1200 potency heal with a regen!!

[jolly flume]

mit is completely optional

[craggy marsh]

me watching the dps not help me with my flail and then blame me for the flail not dying

[stray forge]

Whomst

[quick verge]

is third eye + nascent flash more optimal than bloodwhetting to eat the flail

[jolly flume]

its a first floor everything hits like a used kleenex

[quick verge]

is sam tankier than war

[jolly flume]

what it was used for is for you to decide

[remote gate]

coughtop rpr that joined my m9s run last time I playedcough

[jolly flume]

wait you could just veng pad on them no

[stray forge]

That was me

[quick verge]

veng pad for .2 dps

😭

[jolly flume]

40 potency

[stray forge]

It’s week 900 ranged take flails solo smh

[jolly flume]

no joke

[remote gate]

im going to shirk you right before tankbusters

[quick verge]

veng pad is a 2018 construct bro

[wicked delta]

I watched a warrior kill themselves in M12S it was pretty funny

[jolly flume]

I made my prange take a flail solo week 1

they never did damage

[quick verge]

is suzaku unreal even still active

[remote gate]

wtf is a suzaku

like that horse from umamusume?

[quick verge]

the ultimate

in 7.5

[remote gate]

fuck does that mean that kefka was a bait and switch

[random needle]

Aren't we on Tsukuyomi for unreal this patch or am I missing the joke

[wicked delta]

Its been Tsukuyomi for months now bruh

[stray forge]

No it’s the demon from yu yu hakusho

[random needle]

Seeing warriors die in any content is funny

Especially when it's followed up by

[quick verge]

divine shield that

[remote gate]

just use manaward?

[stray forge]

I don’t like wow pilled biscuit

[jolly flume]

you live that tbh

[stray forge]

Make him stop

[wicked delta]

It was funny for like 5 pulls but then it came sad

Became

[craggy marsh]

tbf if a RDM is the one getting the buster baited then something is wrong

[wicked delta]

I had to mit the hell out of this guy so he wouldn’t die to tankbusters

[craggy marsh]

why is a RDM 3rd in aggro

[wicked delta]

[craggy marsh]

and not another dps

[remote gate]

||because the samurai died to bats||

[craggy marsh]

but then what about the other melee

unless RDM is that cracked now

[jolly flume]

I took top aggro in 11 on white mage once

bless up

[remote gate]

idk probably died too or sm

[random needle]

I'm just built different

[craggy marsh]

unfair hrothgar advantage

[stray forge]

We needed you yesterday Chiyo

Jk we got some random pug

[random needle]

nevermind that we have min starting intelligence

[quick verge]

rdm isnt omega diffed in dmg if the ppl playing are just like

average

[jolly flume]

I was busy getting my brain hammered into a puddle in 10 yesterday

[stray forge]

HUH

[jolly flume]

also I had the worst fucking migraines for some reason

the entire day

that was miserable

[stray forge]

I’ve never had migraines

They sound p bad from everyone who does have them tho

[jolly flume]

it's prob just because I slept funny idk

I need someone to like

put me in one of those medieval stretching torture machines rn

my spine does not feel right

[wicked delta]

Kekw

[quick verge]

are you sleeping on like

rocks

[wicked delta]

Hes broke now so yea

[zealous meteor]

and who was the other melee

[quick verge]

what?

[stray forge]

What

[random needle]

what?

[quick verge]

take a shower

[vestal hollow]

what?

[craggy marsh]

I have a 6 hour flight tomorrow wallahi sama give me strength I beg of you

[random needle]

Inshallah there are no screaming children

[stray forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441502195379077170/1457119395099967736/1251953086864560219.gif

[random needle]

Remember to get up and use the bathroom every so often, stretch your legs

[quick verge]

5000mg melatonin time warp hack

[stray forge]

I have an Ativan prescription so I can just knock myself out for flights 😌

[whole estuary]

Remember to pee early or you are stuck with waiting in line and then the pilot says no peeing because you're landing in 20 mins

[craggy marsh]

dw I have my bathroom strat planned out

[kind elm]

dn shit strat

[stray forge]

What in the specific

[whole estuary]

can you share the strategy board code for it

[random needle]

What's the JP bathroom strat

[jolly flume]

can this chungus fucking gryphline company make a macos native app so I can stop running their games on shitty ass emulators please

im gonna crash out it already runs on ARM on ipad so why can't it on mac

[craggy marsh]

uptime piss and illya + hector shit strat

[jolly flume]

I just don't drink water

[zealous meteor]

i used uhhh playcover to run HSR on macos

[dull drum]

my bluestacks goat

[craggy marsh]

and if that doesn't work i'll put a pf up for the saus bin strats

[jolly flume]

and then I don't piss for like the entire 12 hours

[dull drum]

[zealous meteor]

it runs ipad apps natively

[stray forge]

Don’t macs have fake windows anyways

[zealous meteor]

yes but then you have to install the entirety of windows

[stray forge]

I swear mine has fake windows kek

[zealous meteor]

and it has worse performance

and it costs money if you want better performance

[worn bluff]

please understand they are a small developer they only made $200M since launch

[zealous meteor]

(VMware is free but doesn't have great drivers, parallels is paid but has good performance)

[stray forge]

Chaos Zero Nightmare fell off top 50 revenue

[jolly flume]

I don't want windows within 10 miles of me if I can help it nowadays

fucking slop os

[stray forge]

I have bad news for you

[worn bluff]

they can’t even afford good dialogue writers

[craggy marsh]

we need to normalize bidets bc I just remembered that airports don't have them

maybe i'll use the restroom at home before I go then

[stray forge]

Tbf I don’t trust the American public with bidets

[jolly flume]

bidets are op

[craggy marsh]

I have no clue how american bathrooms always get trashed. Were these people raised in the wild by wolves or something?

It's not that hard to piss

[jolly flume]

I was kinda traumatized by them as a kid cuz my dad worked at toyota NA and the one time I visited his office I used it and it fucking blasted me

but now I know the way

[jolly flume]

dude

have you seen the portapotties

[stray forge]

Oh man

[jolly flume]

war crimes happen in those

I went to a night market with a friend from static on saturday and the one I was on was like

[stray forge]

You just gave me flashbacks to electric forest 2016

[jolly flume]

projectile diarrhea

[craggy marsh]

I refuse to use a restroom in public if I can hold it

my ass is not touching that seat

[stray forge]

I opened the door to a Porto and there was a mountain of trash protruding from the hole. And then someone put a metaphoric cherry on top of the mountain of trash. Idek how they did it

[worn bluff]

many people are not taught basic levels of cleanliness or cleaning up after themselves

[craggy marsh]

failure on their parents part

but also cleaning up after yourself shouldn't even need to be taught

[stray forge]

Festival Porto potties are just like

[craggy marsh]

it should be basic decency

[stray forge]

Either strangely pristine or the most foul thing you’ve ever seen

[craggy marsh]

my ass is not using the restroom at fanfest

I am NOT putting my ass on a seat that was touched by 10k other people that day

[jolly flume]

that's like common sense

most people don't have it

[craggy marsh]

I want to mitigate the risk of me getting sick

[jolly flume]

this is stuff you need to teach your kids otherwise they just grow up fuckin nasty

[stray forge]

Me when I’m wearing a miniskirt to a rave and forget and my ass feels the frigid kiss of the MTA seat

[random needle]

Hopefully we don't get another "I went to fanfest even though I have covid, so what" comic

[craggy marsh]

I just hope my experience is good

[wicked delta]

gang

how

[craggy marsh]

bc iirc the Las Vegas one was a disaster for a lot of people

[stray forge]

Fan fest in Vegas?

[jolly flume]

after seeing what people do on the subway I barely want to sit down with full length pants on bruh

[stray forge]

Do they rent the sphere

And project sphene onto it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sphere-las-vegas-orange-cat-spinning-gif-14402153341257920008

[craggy marsh]

but from what i've heard the Anaheim one should be better bc the convention center is usually better prepared for stuff

[wicked delta]

i remember watching someone clean a subway seat and the amount of bullshit that came out of it

i just stand now

idgaf

thats truly disgusting

[worn bluff]

oh yeah that’s kind of in short supply here

[jolly flume]

yours are fabric no?

[wicked delta]

yea

[craggy marsh]

i'll make sure to wear extra deodorant and body spray for the disgusting fucks who aren't going to wear any

[jolly flume]

ours are like hard plastic so it kinda seems less nasty but still eugh

[zealous meteor]

rotterdam's yes
amsterdam's are plastic

[stray forge]

U haven’t lived until you’ve sat in front of a dude laying on the seats in front of you touching himself while heading to your hair appt on Saturday afternoon

[wicked delta]

maybe the trams

trains basically everywhere use fabric

or well

[craggy marsh]

A part of me wants to go to this after party thing at a round 1 nearby after fanfest but am also nervous too

[wicked delta]

NS does

[jolly flume]

bout two months ago I was on a train with a hobo who shit on the floor inside

that was cool

[zealous meteor]

i THINK amsterdam's trams use fabric

but their metro uses plastic

[craggy marsh]

I was gonna say mb but that shit is just sad man

[wicked delta]

yea that tracks

[jolly flume]

ha I see what you did there

train

tracks

ha

[wicked delta]

🙂

[zealous meteor]

its been a hot minute since i used a tram

[stray forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441502195379077170/1456804517382455309/01.gif

[wicked delta]

you havent lived until you've sat across from two people going through a real time divorce

[jolly flume]

when you feel like you're living inside an irl sims instance

[stray forge]

I actually haven’t witnessed a divorce but definitely have witnessed a few wacky breakups

[dull drum]

yeah it gets frequent events

plus the convention center is near the disney area

[stray forge]

With content I’m not allowed to post in here prob

[dull drum]

so all the homeless people mysteriously disappear

[wicked delta]

this lady in front of me was screaming that the guy banged her sister

[dull drum]

[stray forge]

Some people really do be screaming out too much

[wicked delta]

heard everything through my headphones

[craggy marsh]

mb

[wicked delta]

[craggy marsh]

I was the sister

[dull drum]

cant think of any special eats in that area either that isnt jacked up in price

[wicked delta]

im sorry to hear that

the man apparently had um

[dull drum]

if you want asian food youd drive like 6 minutes more for garden grove / little saigon

[wicked delta]

a Condition

[dull drum]

garden grove for korean food specifically unless you want to hit up LA

[wicked delta]

so her sister got sick

[craggy marsh]

yeah, me and my husband already have our food stuff planned

the hotel we at has a restraunt so we're just gonna eat there

[wicked delta]

that was a solid hr of two ppl screaming at each other

it was awesome though

[dull drum]

theres a pt popular joes italian ice in anaheim, would recommend that spot

[craggy marsh]

bc I know they have food trucks at fanfest but those will empty fast

i've been told by previous fanfest goers to expect to stand for most of the day

so I made sure to get a new pair of shoes

[timber stratus]

should get a foldable chair

[zealous meteor]

should get a step stool so you can actually see

[craggy marsh]

if that's even allowed through security

[craggy marsh]

bro i'm like 6'5

[timber stratus]

i used to have an op foldable chair i could clip onto a backpack, it was super light

[zealous meteor]

im sorry i just assume you're lala sized irl because of your pfp

[craggy marsh]

I wish I was

[zealous meteor]

same

[craggy marsh]

my husband is short tho so it works out for me

[remote gate]

i am a lalafell wtf

[craggy marsh]

he gets all my lala praise

[quick verge]

did you know TALL PEOPLE DIE SOONER

[remote gate]

^^^

[craggy marsh]

my husband is like

4'10

[remote gate]

taller means more blood pressure for the body to effectively pump blood all over

[craggy marsh]

short king

[jolly flume]

good

[remote gate]

more blood pressure = gonna die faster

[jolly flume]

I mean frankly by the time you need help getting around is life worth it

[zealous meteor]

and yet you're the lala player

[craggy marsh]

gotta skew expectations

[timber stratus]

when i start needing help im gonna run it down mid

rate the fit

[zealous meteor]

is 5'10" considered tall for this

[remote gate]

7/10 hair is too tall for my tastes

[jolly flume]

it's like every inch over 5'6 or something takes a year off your avg lifespan or some shit

I forget

[timber stratus]

tall hair = more mit

its aerodynamics

[zealous meteor]

fuck

[remote gate]

chat is this real

[visual geyser]

God

Fucking ff14 characters

[craggy marsh]

my husband is slowing taking my inches from me year by year so it'll balance out where he's the tall one and i'm the small one

[visual geyser]

Stupid ass details bruh

[craggy marsh]

have you SEEN their necks

[timber stratus]

Me when im getting LUA errors in wow

[jolly flume]

there is a joke about phrasing to be made here

[craggy marsh]

oh fuck

I just realzied

[jolly flume]

[remote gate]

realzied

[craggy marsh]

look

it's like

1:32 pm

[timber stratus]

Chat do I come back to ff to play beastmaster

Lowkirk i wanna tame some bigass dog and be annoying in limsa with it

[craggy marsh]

i'm off work this week so I slept in

am eepy

[whole estuary]

you can be a creepy pest even without it

[timber stratus]

how

my character is too hot and pretty

[craggy marsh]

play male au ra

[timber stratus]

hell naw

i hate almost all male races in 14 ngl but i also only like playing males

🥀

[visual geyser]

costume designs always have the most random fucking shit attached

I feel bad for the cosplayers Lmao

[jolly flume]

I play male mc in a lot of games where I have the choice but theyre just fucking ugly in 14 man

[loud nymph]

male lala unironically has the best mustache in the game which is 99% of the reason I play one

[visual geyser]

Real

[timber stratus]

I like male viera just that male viera is the new male au ra

[craggy marsh]

if I ever do a cosplay i'll do like Golbez or something

[loud nymph]

it rules

[visual geyser]

FF14 artist are gods man

[timber stratus]

But also i prefer big intimidating men or freaks but you cant be that in 14

[jolly flume]

I actually don't think I've ever really played a female character in any game outside of xiv besides wilds

[timber stratus]

Everyone has cutesy uwu syndrome and being nice and smile

[visual geyser]

I play women in every game

I’m a feminist

[craggy marsh]

I go off of the VA

[random needle]

In my mind, male Viera have a 50/50 or so of being a normal guy or worse than a male Au Ra

Male Au Ra, I always instantly suspect

[craggy marsh]

in Cyberpunk I was female bc female V is awesome

[whole estuary]

I have had more positive experiences with malera than mviera

[visual geyser]

Male v sounds stupid

[zealous meteor]

veena with black or white hair are sus

[loud nymph]

yeah, this is why I will always prefer WoW races to XIV

[zealous meteor]

if they're not greyscale they're fine

[loud nymph]

WoW lets you be super pretty but it also lets you be a fucking monster

[wicked delta]

Glad to be Normal

[loud nymph]

and being a monster kicks ass

[timber stratus]

SHOUTOUTS TO TAUREN

[whole estuary]

I've never seen a pretty WoW character

I've seen monstrous ones though

[craggy marsh]

let me be a monster fucker

[timber stratus]

[trim frost]

i agree

[wicked delta]

Do any of yall fw Tomodachi

[trim frost]

no

[wicked delta]

I can add u to my island

[zealous meteor]

i haven't played it

[whole estuary]

I breathe in second hand memes from it

[timber stratus]

Add me

[random needle]

I got it but I haven't played since like... Saturday or Thursday I think

[wicked delta]

Sure

My miis are kinda assholes though

[timber stratus]

wait do i need to have it or is it like a

[wicked delta]

If thats ok

[jolly flume]

is that a threat

[timber stratus]

you make me

ok cool

just so u know i will solo the island

my characters always become broken

[jolly flume]

didnt you make the ppl in my server

how are we doing

[random needle]

Have you added me

[zealous meteor]

dead

[wicked delta]

I realized I only want hotties on my island so none of you are there atm

[jolly flume]

fucked up

[random needle]

Okay you're not in the normal malebun camp anymore

[wicked delta]

Making furries is very hard

[random needle]

... that's fair tbh

[wicked delta]

I already struggle with the femra miis

[random needle]

And putting Sapph in is an extra layer of hell because of the face markings

[wicked delta]

this comp is already looking cooked

[random needle]

I want to draw her more but every time I think about drawing the face stripes, I die internally

[jolly flume]

true

has a white mage

shaking in my boots

[whole estuary]

what's wrong with the stripes

[zealous meteor]

she has heterophobia??

i never knew that

[random needle]

Always has

Coincidentally, the same kind that Yuna FFX has

[trim frost]

immediate disappointment when i realized i misread this as male bum

[random needle]

I think almost every character I've made in this game has heterochromia actually

[tired egret]

ah I got the same stripes

[wicked delta]

IM COOOOOOOOOKED

[boreal pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150795038058631168/1464749471752519752/meme.gif

[random needle]

The humble unmitigated Fixer:

[tired egret]

#general-discussion message

@random needle I drew my char before, including the face stripes, could use it as an idea i guess

[jolly flume]

@zealous meteor thanks for the playcover shout btw this is nicer

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

im sick of this dude

[clear plume]

What did the A marker do to deserve this callout wtf

[jolly flume]

light it up

I love doorslop I love doorslop I love doorslop

[clear plume]

I need to do doorboss

I got my 10s pb I needed and I’m r4 total right now

And that’s with a

Rank 35 or some shit doorboss

Actual hard req to pb there and I’m done for the tier with top 10 basically locked

Even with hidden logs

[jolly flume]

I don't think I'm getting more runs in before partition

everyones leaving for fanfest

[clear plume]

I think I’m gonna get r2 bard on 10 though for sure

[jolly flume]

my ranks kinda suck but eh for the amount of time I put in I'm not too mad

[clear plume]

I already got like 500 extra ndps over rank 2 and have adps gold but

It was with smn instead of pct

And that’s legit a like huge feed diff in that piece of shit fight

[jolly flume]

no cleave chungus job

gg

[clear plume]

I got back to back r3 logs

[jolly flume]

maybe I'll try to run some 9 in pf or something idk

I think it's cooked tho

beating 99.75 with pf feed seems kinda doomge

[clear plume]

I mean it depends what ur goal is

But 9 a LOT of the top logs are uh

7 man sandbag

[jolly flume]

the goal is to overwrite this fucking astro log from like wk4

[clear plume]

That’ll be easy honestly

[wicked delta]

im

trolling so hard

[clear plume]

A rank 30ish sch is not hard to get

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laugh-clap-gif-18203230752197306459

[jolly flume]

we only got actual runs in for door

11 and p2 were like

2 clears

[clear plume]

10 is great bc with bard rpr we need a legit

4 man sandbag

Just to jot kill fast

I fuck too much and make too much money

3 hard sandbags of a dps drk and healer

And still can’t clear at proper end of 2m kekw

[jolly flume]

ah well

I accept my fate

im just washed and lazy

[wicked delta]

Thjs guy in the party is flaming me so hard 🥺

Man

Fuck this

[jolly flume]

show chat

I crave drama

[boreal pumice]

A

[random needle]

I'm still not over this guy from last week personally

[wicked delta]

i wasnt the only one fucking up the mech and yet

[boreal pumice]

wtf is growth face

[wicked delta]

he just kept going

[random needle]

For m12? Maybe that's what they're calling the player baited cleaves/towers

But yeah, this guy seems like... a delight

[wicked delta]

i was fucking up bc that was our prog point

like

im learning

[boreal pumice]

still not as funny as WK

[wicked delta]

[random needle]

No one is as funny as Watashia

[boreal pumice]

i do have one where i was accused of "hacking" in the msq dungeons because i was getting out of cutscenes faster ... brother i have a different language then you

[trim frost]

#952271392424992838

[boreal pumice]

it used to have more drama during the slow mode days

[craggy marsh]

am liking the lore channel less and less bc there's this one guy who is a "No fun allowed" kind of person

[trim frost]

i saw that shit

what's up with that

[craggy marsh]

idk

been like that for a few years now

[trim frost]

somehow more reddit mod than the actual reddit mods we have here

[craggy marsh]

Best part is they have me blocked for shit that other people do and they don't have them blocked

so their double standard bias is weird too

[trim frost]

good grief

[craggy marsh]

a few years ago they blocked someone for being thirsty for Gaius

which was weird

[trim frost]

as like. a moral thing or

[craggy marsh]

bc other people are thirsty in that channel and they have no issue with them

[craggy marsh]

something something "They were tired of hearing about it"

weak mentality tbh

[vestal hollow]

genuinely modmail

i would but they just shred all of mine

[craggy marsh]

the guy is like SE #1 defender

it's super fucking funny

[trim frost]

se's #1 bootlicker

[craggy marsh]

but everyone else in the lore channel is pretty chill and nice

Hedge is my goat fr fr

i'm so happy he's back

[amber fable]

Just learn to ignore

[vestal hollow]

[vestal hollow]

seriously

modmail

you know why im asking you

lol

[craggy marsh]

We could lose him at any time and it saddens me

[trim frost]

"i dont car" shakes my ass at you

[craggy marsh]

ya I know why

[amber fable]

Unless someone is going out of their way being a prick then thats different

[trim frost]

idk it looks like pretty unprompted prickish behavior to me

[tepid briar]

okay I'm new to hunt trains

is there a reason why everyone is a tank

[amber fable]

Aggro

[tepid briar]

(I don't play tank but just curious)

tyty

[trim frost]

rewards are contribution-based and contribution is measured in enmity

[tepid briar]

I only have the w h m

time to see how little I get

[random needle]

The rewards you get from killing a mark are based on how much aggro your party gets

[trim frost]

but being in a party shares the contribution

[amber fable]

Get in a party with tank

[tepid briar]

it's okay

there are 7 tanks in my party

[trim frost]

long as you make sure you hit the thing at least once

[tepid briar]

LOL

[visual geyser]

You don’t like getting lectured every 5 seconds

[loud nymph]

there's a reason why I muted that channel

[worn bluff]

if there are a lot of people in the train just run around spamming ranged attack as tank

mob will die in 2 seconds

[craggy marsh]

that shit infuriates me dog

[worn bluff]

EXCUSE me you must provide a citation for the lecture happening every 5 seconds otherwise mark your message as “speculation”

[tepid briar]

hunt train when WOLL

[amber fable]

My citation: 1.) Deez nuts et.al;02-Feb-2025

[worn bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/fozzy-fuck-bar-i-fucked-up-facepalm-gif-4950549

[pallid kindle]

#952271392424992838

[somber forge]

I think most people play tanks on hunts too because you can ignore mechanics. Non tanks die in 2 hits. Tanks barely take damage.

[trim frost]

more of a consequence of tanks being prevalent, not really the other way around

if you wanted to ignore mechanics you could just walk away from the boss and let everyone else deal with it

[sinful brook]

that and also a consequence of how contribution is calculated in hunts and fates

aggro based contribution means you can spam ranged aggro button with stance on

[remote gate]

warriors running in circles spamming tomahawk for example

[random needle]

I almost always do bullet trains on Aether, and those are populated enough that the marks die in like 30 seconds after pull even with just spamming ranged attack

[daring pine]

@trim frost cooked

nvm i have expert and level cap not done yet

[trim frost]

and cc spam :)

[daring pine]

true

[wicked delta]

slaughtershed prog

[loud nymph]

Fuck yeah

slaughtershed is p easy too

It's just fast

[trim frost]

the hardest part of slaughtershed is using eyes

[loud nymph]

helps a lot if supp/DPS pre spread

[trim frost]

everybody forgets to check which hand is first

[wicked delta]

not sure how im gonna mit it

[trim frost]

do u have the mit plan

[loud nymph]

Yeah hands are the big part

[clear plume]

Ur whm right?

[wicked delta]

ya

[wicked delta]

i couldnt find it 💀

[clear plume]

Save me mr scholar angle

[trim frost]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FmG8NL2DybieW9FuZrPF7w6iABFtGVEzwwoFPCjslZc/edit?pli=1&gid=161526414#gid=161526414

[loud nymph]

if it's the knockbacks you can theoretically kbi both

If you miss seeing it

But it's easier to kbi the first one then manually move to the second

[wicked delta]

oh jus plenary and bell for the first part

ogey

[loud nymph]

Though obviously this only works for one set

And you might not see knockbacks at all

[trim frost]

if you have a gap closer you can technically end the kb early but the timing is really tight lol

[loud nymph]

Yeah

Honestly just use eyes

[clear plume]

I dare them to try that on whm

[trim frost]

good to have someone on macro duty for that if they're confident

[clear plume]

And please record it

[trim frost]

"LEFT HAND FIRST" etc

[loud nymph]

You'll be on idyllic before you know it

[clear plume]

Step one just do the mechanic

[trim frost]

no reason to macro what the mechanic is bc u can literally just see it

but calling out the order will help u waste fewer 6 minute iterations

[clear plume]

Don’t overthink a mechanic that’s dodge aoes

[loud nymph]

ye it's fast but it's nothing you haven't seen before

[clear plume]

It’s fast, adding pressing macros into it won’t help you individually

Just see it a few more times

[trim frost]

re:spread obv you should be in mid but iirc it's good to have supps in front and dps in back so healers don't have to travel as far?

[loud nymph]

Yeah I think that's the normal thing

DPS stay kinda dead center near the hitbox supp closer north like on the other side of the arrow

[trim frost]

left/right is doable but a little tighter if you get unlucky

[loud nymph]

Then you can easily see who is stack/spread

[clear plume]

Party finder Mfs will try and add an entire ass prio to “don’t stand on top of somebody with a different role”

[jolly flume]

the let healers be closer thing is kinda cope ngl

the spread may as well just be arbitrary

one way or the other doesnt really matter

[loud nymph]

because I'm also brain damaged I also say "stack to 1/stack to 4" out loud to myself when the first puddles drop

[trim frost]

who's the dps non-wall spreader

m2?

[loud nymph]

m2

It kinda sucks

[trim frost]

yeah

it sucks as ot too

[clear plume]

It’s just a case of know the floor marker

[loud nymph]

But it's not bad as long as people are close to the wall like they should be

[clear plume]

There is exactly 2 places to memorize

[trim frost]

everybody's late to the spread and u just get kinda fucked sometimes trying not to clip anyone

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/let’s-take-a-look-look-looking-big-cat-gif-3031494300177389811

Chat maybe we clear P1 next week?

[loud nymph]

easily

[trim frost]

u win these

[loud nymph]

p1 is a giga fast prog

[trim frost]

maybe i should do 9 just for funsies i haven't really touched savage since getting bis

i could alt job

[wicked delta]

Thought it was bleak but its looking good

[loud nymph]

literally after 2nd mortal slayer all you have is slaughtershed x 3

and you're done

[jolly flume]

slop fight

[loud nymph]

ig refreshing overkill is damage too but lol

[clear plume]

This is when we learn by splattershed they mean arena split bc it’s the cast that happens before it too

[wicked delta]

Its so weird

[trim frost]

yeah

u could mit if you cared

[wicked delta]

I picked up these mechs p fast its just