the fight's still slop tho
#endgame-lounge
jolly flume
BJCC is like the least bad part but still
I will die on the hill that perfect is the most boring final phase they've ever made
random needle
Chiyo's favorite fights (I think)
- DSR
- TOP
- Criterion Savage
- Maybe Q40
Everything else: slop
jolly flume
there's lots of things that are mid but not slop
tea falls into slop
because why do we have a six minute phase with one real mechanic and three instances of damage
random needle
Is FRU mid or slop
jolly flume
mid
most things aren't really slop tier for me it's usually just the almost universally disliked fights
tea is the hot take
stray forge
Is biscuit a millennial
jolly flume
everything between 1 and 2 is downtime damage
that basically doesn't require mit
like can we be serious
stray forge
Erm Mr. Shiomi you have a final project to do let’s not waste time labeling mechanics
ember quartz
jolly flume
I already did like 50% of this project by myself in a five person group
I think I will just not do more
sleek moon
why are you malaysian
valid solar
ah
stray forge
Those fucking pink trucks are a plague
jolly flume
I keep getting ads for them
please stop advertising to me about moving I have no money
dull drum
visual geyser
Pretending to care about this like Reddit
Honestly never even knew blue mage could do tribe quests anyway
s too i will be a little annoyed
loud swift
if this includes <:sidequest:410048943821684737>s too i will be a little annoyed
well i mean
it says blue mage can do them
does that annoy you?
dull drum
Pretending to care about this like Reddit
more so a “whats the point of this”
its like kicking a crippled persons wheelchair like why
lol
zealous meteor
Quests available to all jobs and classes
jolly flume
for fun
zealous meteor
side quests after ARR are "disciples of war and magic"
with a handful of exceptions like tataru's grand endeavor
loud swift
oh yeah right i never do any of them anyways i thought you can just accept them on whatever
craggy marsh
BST isn't going to be out until like 7.55 anyway right?
loud swift
bit dumb you cant just do it on any job in the first place imo but its whatever
dull drum
BST isn't going to be out until like 7.55 anyway right?
yeah
zealous meteor
BST isn't going to be out until like 7.55 anyway right?
dull drum
i dont really give a shit about limited jobs either way so i could care less i just think making that change is meaningless
craggy marsh
Ya I don't understand the change
like it doesn't matter at all
I never knew people who did quests to level up their BLU
everyone always just powerleveled
jolly flume
they just be doing shit for the love of the game sometimes
a patch or two ago they made hoc's heal not proc on bolide for reasons unknown
except they said it in the patch notes and the change didn't actually work in game
classic se
jolly flume
you wanna know what's funnier
whether or not it proc'd depended on whether or not your max hp was even or odd
stray forge
who up using the remains of their enemies in their alchemical concoctions
dull drum
spaghetti code ass game
jolly flume
who up using the remains of their enemies in their alchemical concoctions
I have no enemies
dull drum
real talk though putting ozma in the bst dev mines is honestly such wasted potential
they could prob use an intern instead
quick verge
hop on wow
sleek moon
real talk though putting ozma in the bst dev mines is honestly such wasted poten...
maybe he didnt want to do another ulti
and i want him absolutely nowhere near FTM
sleek moon
imagine having to do p10s debuffslop bodycheck in forked tower
visual geyser
bit dumb you cant just do it on any job in the first place imo but its whatever
Should be out patch day
It’s in the patch website
All the post patch content isn’t
But there’s also some patch day content missing on the website so idk
jolly flume
imagine having to do p10s debuffslop bodycheck in forked tower
the insidious 16 player enumeration
sleek moon
some form of level 150 death from wod
dull drum
sleek moon
succ in a bunch of people but you need to figure out how many have to leave the doom stack
boreal pumice
succ in a bunch of people but you need to figure out how many have to leave the ...
math
thin tartan
no
boreal pumice
if it did you seen me rage because id likely died in eo
remote gate
can we get a shinra crash out in 2026
boreal pumice
dont think i have much to crash out about
clear plume
the insidious 16 player enumeration
This would actually be pretty easy to just say “alliance A and B” ngl
jolly flume
yeah the fun part is when they put three of them simultaneously and then add in the faithlessness from perfect alex if someone tries to sac it
clear plume
I’d like that type of shit if they went wow route and nerfed it a month in
Making 48 man shit actually hard and nerf it later would be based
clear plume
Top got a few bug fixes and functional nerfs bc of buff/mit changes
It was definitely harder when your mit didn’t cover over half of the arena for shit like hello world and p5
(And the mit and buff changes happened explicitly bc of top)
craggy marsh
damn, just found out in the saddest way possible that i'm blocked by someone here 
jolly flume
their interpretation of mit is so questionable too like why the fuck does physis have a 30y range just because it has a 10% healing buff 
what's the saddest way possible
jolly flume
gg
craggy marsh
oh right, I forgot healer bubbles used to have like half the current radius
The era of being missed by tank and healer lb
valid solar
damn, just found out in the saddest way possible that i'm blocked by someone her...
mb
zealous meteor
can't react with emote
ok phew i can still react
craggy marsh
ok phew i can still react
for now
uncut pebble
why are there no kill parties with range open 
craggy marsh
I don't think i've ever blocked someone that wasn't a bot
stray forge
its funny bc all you had to do was mention you're blocked and i instantly know who it is
craggy marsh
can't believe you'd do that bapple
rapid whale
I blame it on the wine
craggy marsh
and the babysitting of chiyo and biscuits child
jolly flume
I have a child?
craggy marsh
you did
zealous meteor
did they die of ligma
jolly flume
that's for other reasons though
inner shadow
Should've started a tank (Current tank is 60)
inner shadow
do lv 60 raid to get A2N
a2n?
remote gate
alexander 2
inner shadow
Alexander the cuff of father?
remote gate
yup
inner shadow
Is this the one with a single boss
remote gate
its boring and largely nothing happens
its a wave of mobs
as I said do lv 60 raid roulette as a tank and get a2n so you can sleep thru the fight
inner shadow
Oh, unfortunately I need Mathematics and Mnomenics so I do duty usually with my lvl 100
I actually need to do 3 squadron missions for my captain rank so that's helpful with my lvl 60 tank
I level up my samurai really quickly using frontline
remote gate
fl is good for speed leveling ye
inner shadow
Can I lvl up using unrestricted?
remote gate
yup you do get the items
at lv 100 with ilvl 770 gear you can one-shot lv 50 - 70ish ex trials solo
lv 70 is a bit iffy as I know seiryu requires at least two ppl iirc
remote gate
oh it was susano
inner shadow
Very nice
zealous meteor
and some other lv70 trials are fairly difficult to solo (suzaku needs a tank for example, for byakko you need to hold dps at some points)
zealous meteor
you can straight up one shot every lv50 trial (except maybe nabriales but why would you do that one)
most lv60 trials take about 10-15 seconds
remote gate
you can straight up one shot every lv50 trial (except *maybe* nabriales but why ...
ravana can be killed in like 7 seconds
zealous meteor
"most" :p
remote gate
zealous meteor
thordan takes much longer because of the forced cutscenes
ravana is almost instant
inner shadow
What about savage ones
zealous meteor
ow.
remote gate
thordan takes much longer because of the forced cutscenes
plus the sword not being centered
inner shadow
Extreme sorry
inner shadow
Oh so u can solo extreme lvl 50 trails
remote gate
What about savage ones
coils: easily solo
alexander: easily solo
omega: up to o10s can be soloed
eden: you need at least three or four people
panda: lol no
zealous meteor
every trial we've talked about is the extreme version
omega does take some effort to solo
and O11 and O12 are possible but require luck
remote gate
o11s can be a done but its a pain
o12s on the other hand needs two people so you dont crash out over the twins beating the shit out of you or knocking you off the map
zealous meteor
but if you want to solo fights to easily get loot... i'd say alexander/early omega is the upper limit
random needle
Yeah, if M and F tether in o12s, you're basically cooked
zealous meteor
late omega and some eden fights can be solo'd but i'd only do it if you want the challenge
remote gate
E8S 🙂
zealous meteor
as for pandaemonium and endwalker in general... just get a full party. not worth the effort to solo/undersize
remote gate
in p8s you can skip a lot of mechs including the mechanic
vestal hollow
what about p10s
remote gate
Tranquility must be restored to the land!
fools... you would dare bring the fires of conflict?
remote gate
what about p10s
ill give you special cells
zealous meteor
moooooom the savage raiders are quoting fights at each other
random needle
fools... you would dare bring the fires of conflict?
Um ackshually it's "Fools... You would stoke the fires of conflict?"
I would know. I was there. I was there far, far too long
remote gate
Um ackshually it's "Fools... You would stoke the fires of conflict?"
🤓
idk I just watch aoe crash out at comfort for fucking up mirror mirror in fru causing the party to wipe and then say that it wasnt his fault but the casters fault
then the dnc tells them both to stop and then they start the 16 sec countdown for fatebreaker
tired egret
managed to clear T9 with randos on MINE in 2 attempts
remote gate
nicee
tired egret
my T9S attempts beared fruit
remote gate
neo in your opinion is coils "easier" than modern stuff
tired egret
neo in your opinion is coils "easier" than modern stuff
I don't have experience with those yet
zealous meteor
i don't think they started HW yet
remote gate
oh wow uh
random needle
I've done like... two fights synced for coils with friends of friends
remote gate
you have my respect for doing that content at that point
random needle
I think they're hard, but they're hard in a very different way from current fights
tired egret
Savage Coils though... whoever designed those 4 raids is a goddamn sadist
remote gate
optional content btw
tired egret
I know
remote gate
it was sandwiched between the actual content and then the final coils
at least thats how this one dude explained it to me when I was trying to clear m5s
remote gate
remote gate
whats your opinion on nael
wicked delta
My wife
remote gate
how do you feel about ucob p2 toby
random needle
I attempted T7S before
t7n on pranged was surprisingly hellish
tired egret
yeah T7 on it's own is already a pretty difficult raid
but T7S makes it worse
Petrification is just death
plus whoever thought making the Cyclops adds also petrify when hit by it was evil
remote gate
literally hell
tired egret
yeah
also I did think of 1 thing for a long while
Would Coils be easier
if we JUST updated markers
fluid marlin
Sorry if not correct place (new here) but is anybody about to help with Doomtrain Ex? On light zodiark, Currently have 1 of each role
wicked delta
Hopefully you find an EU player who is really bored rn lmao
remote gate
shinra I summon you
verbal whale
not even a farm
robust shoal
o12s on the other hand needs two people so you dont crash out over the twins bea...
you can reliably solo o12s now
if they tether you just wait and burst after
true beacon
Been able to solo O12S for most of the expac
remote gate
damn I must be dogwater then
wasnt until 7.2 when I could blow it out of the water as pld
true beacon
It’s a coin flip
remote gate
bad rng for me lol
robust shoal
It’s a coin flip
it's not any more
you've been able to solo it for a while
but last tier you gained the ability to do it regardless of local/remote
you just save burst if you get local and you still kill before dice 2
sly crescent
Pardon me, True Endgame question
Do we know what the 7.5 dungeon armor looks like yet?
wicked delta
Not to my knowledge no
sleek moon
yoshida will come up with some sick printed papers with them soon
iron jewel
on the patch site, one of the pics from the new dungeon has what's probably some of the armor in it.
sleek moon
"ugh more fantasy armor, so sick of it, where is the modern gear"
sly crescent
https://lds-img.finalfantasyxiv.com/promo/h/F/hbg8HALTgPohBSi6NmOFFt12Ak.jpg
Personally I hope this is a crafted set and not the dungeon set
Be a bit strange to be delving into a Garlean factory and not get Garlean glam imo
sleek moon
theres no crafted set
the last crafted gear was this patch
but i assume its void themed
or a variation of an existing set
iron jewel
there's also nothing saying it isn't Garlean, but from an earlier time period like, iirc, the Rinascita gear is.
sly crescent
Idk, doesn't really give me Roman or Italian vibes. I guess we'll see on Friday though
proper cave
That is almost certainly the new dungeon set
tawdry delta
is the new dungeon set original or a recolor
(surprised it wasn't a simple recolor of the tower of babil gear)
jolly flume
dude
holy fuck
that was enough for a 99.4 on a healer lb multiple death run imagine if it was clean
craggy marsh
https://www.fflogs.com/reports/MTyKhXJ8g2cRaNCb?fight=9&type=damage-done
what was the gnb doing
clear plume
slightly too much damage
jolly flume
being on the floor because we spend ouro swifts on damage
craggy marsh
jolly flume
no resource attempts planned then?
nah this is more of a for fun group
theres a couple in the group that have a separate resource group for actual ranks
jolly flume
idm parsing but thats kinda just because I usually still safety gcd in reclears and its fun seeing how little I can heal
rapid whale
i think in my case it feels like im just rolling a dice to see if i hit the nat 20
i dont feel like im actually -doing- anything
craggy marsh
I want to heal sometime bc it honestly sounds kinda fun to see what you can and can't get away with
jolly flume
the only thing I haven't done is cut my spreadlos
which I almost certainly can do
I just don't feel like maybe possibly wiping us when I already have a good enough rank to not care
random needle
So I just got to discover how it feels to have an amazing pull that's almost definitely gonna clear get completely ruined because of a random DC
jolly flume
for like 3 days of casually parsing I'm pretty chill with what I have
goal for the tier was really just to be top 100 asp anyways because I dislike pushing healing like all the way to the limit
that and I don't press dissipation lol
quick verge
you can hop on wow now
craggy marsh
for like 3 days of casually parsing I'm pretty chill with what I have
no rank 67?
quick verge
on wallahi-sama?
jolly flume
on kirk
quick verge
?
jolly flume
?
random needle
?
craggy marsh
!
dapper zealot
?
worn bluff
i think in my case it feels like im just rolling a dice to see if i hit the nat ...
i sometimes find the idea of optimizing fun but the repetition of pulls is not fun
rapid whale
its weird because idm reclears but
or c41
but somehow parsing made the static go bzzz in brain
worn bluff
i should have cleared each fight once and unsubbed
jolly flume
thing about parsing is honestly
unless you're genuinely going for like top 20
it's really both easy and boring
if you're going for top 20 it's kinda hard and still boring depending on the fight
at some point you're already playing pretty well and just waiting to crit
esp on popular meta jobs
rapid whale
thats kinda how i feel atm
altho my p2 can def improve
but 11 and p1 i feel p solved
9 im like w/e about cuz its just adds padding
10 meh
alr got my 99s so im kinda dgaf
jolly flume
10 is the only fight I feel like I have any amount of significant gameplay improvement to do on
the others are all like
close enough that it's whatever
like they're all improvable but to improve them would require both solid crit and good conditions and I just don't care enough
I already know I played well
worn bluff
it's really both easy and boring
i think it’s also the culture behind this where some people get cringe egos over the fact that they happened to grind away more pulls than the average person and eventually get a good log
jolly flume
you can tell who's consistently good vs fluked a good pull anyways but getting an ego over logs in any form is just like
congrats you can play the game better than most of the community that cant press buttons
worn bluff
so i don’t really feel like interacting with that type of person through parse parties
jolly flume
yea the only reason I play with this parse group is because they're friends of friends, I'm not the biggest fan of that type of people in general usually
but they're pretty chill
craggy marsh
I don't trust people who post cherry picked logs
worn bluff
i like to improve and prove to myself that i’m not the worst player but beyond that i feel like even reclears were too many pulls for me
craggy marsh
I fw people who post every log whether they're good or bad
craggy marsh
you can tell who's consistently good vs fluked a good pull anyways but getting a...
getting an ego over a video game just feels weird to me
unless there's like
dapper zealot
I don't trust people who post cherry picked logs
Look at my log, my log is amazing. Give it a lick
It tastes just like raisins
craggy marsh
money involved
jolly flume
it's just cringe in general
it's good to know your worth but shoving your epeen in peoples faces is kind of brain damaged
worn bluff
you see some streamers get like that too when people in their PFs make mistakes
craggy marsh
My favorite is when the streamer joins a pf and makes the most mistakes and deflects it on other people
dapper zealot
The goat would never do that :)
craggy marsh
i'll never forget when I watched Kaiyoko Star during SHB and I was in one of their EX farm parties and they were getting really tilted over wipes when they caused 80% of them
rapid whale
sounds like a lot of ppl ngl
jolly flume
they griefed quite a bit in early fru pfs
not like incredibly so but
enough to be notable
shrug
rapid whale
idk about that person in particular but the trope of, "not good enough to be consistent, and also not good enough to properly diagnose what happened in a wipe"
so they hyperfixate on others mistakes without realizing their own
craggy marsh
I hyperfixate on my own mistakes bc it does me no good to worry about what other people are doing
jolly flume
people who whine about pf all the time aren't necessarily wrong but they're often part of the problem themselves
it be like that
craggy marsh
people who whine about pf all the time aren't necessarily wrong but they're ofte...
if every pf is shit then the pf isn't the issue
atleast that's how I feel
rapid whale
"pf is why i didnt clear by x week"
stray forge
I know pf isnt the issue
stray forge
Bapple is the issue obviously
craggy marsh
"pf is why i didnt clear by x week"
"I'd have a better parse if I had gear" is up there too
jolly flume
see they're like not wrong
craggy marsh
Gear will never be the reason you have a "good" parse
stray forge
Age old question….
jolly flume
but they always massively overstate the impact of external factors on their performance
worn bluff
even some streamers who are consistent (because they raid the same fights for 8 hours a day) have big egos and are overly harsh on other people. like if someone is constantly griefing sure, but sometimes it’s the person’s first mistake and they go into rage mode
rapid whale
i think its the
jolly flume
people will claim bad crit, bad feed, bad kt, literally anything but their own gameplay when they get a gray that was caused by just not pressing buttons
rapid whale
how do i phrase this
craggy marsh
even some streamers who are consistent (because they raid the same fights for 8 ...
streamers who play the game 18 hours a day when they see someone who can only play 4-6 hours
rapid whale
they accumulate all the mistakes they've seen and pin it on 1 person when they finally blow up
craggy marsh
reminds me of when Niko was still here and they couldn't fathom that some people legit didn't have time for statics
rapid whale
so like they see abc mistake like 50 times
worn bluff
never trust someone named niko
rapid whale
then the 51st time they see it, they act like that 1 person did it 50 times
craggy marsh
That guy was kind of a prick anyways ngl
jolly flume
never trust someone named niko
dapper zealot
Can't believe niko would do that
craggy marsh
very high ego too
rapid whale
i mean on one hand its a 'deserved' ego since they were regularly what top 10? in world races but at the same time, yea kinda out of touch
craggy marsh
I still remember him saying "If you're stuck on FRU DD during week 3 then you're not clearing on patch"
rapid whale
they told me there was no world i clear fru because i didnt clear by week 3 or something
yaya
craggy marsh
tf kind of mentality is that
rapid whale
ur not wrong
jolly flume
like one can be good at the game and be a total dipshit at the same time
many such cases
(mb)
rapid whale
i mean more often than not, it's the people who are mediocre that have the biggest egos i find
craggy marsh
Chiyo ngl you seemed pretty chill from that 1 (one) time of me playing with you
Bapple tho he was super toxic smh
rapid whale
like cleared week 67 with a lifetime high of 69 parse thinking, "i could be a world prog player if i wanted to, i just don't want to/have the time"
quick verge
week what?
jolly flume
I just don't really get wound up that much when I play this game anymore because there's like
not much reason to care
I have nothing to prove and most of the time I spend playing is just for funsies
rapid whale
i think a lot of people take my banter as srs
jolly flume
so it's whatever
rapid whale
which is like, mb i guess
jolly flume
shit happens
stray forge
I’m the only one allowed to be mean to Bapple 🥀
rapid whale
but at the same time, get over yourself type beat
craggy marsh
i mean on one hand its a 'deserved' ego since they were regularly what top 10? i...
I just can't understand why he was super toxic to people who just had different playstyles than him
worn bluff
there are also people who genuinely believe that being bad at this game means someone is dumb in general
maybe consider that they just barely play the game
craggy marsh
his head was in his ass a lot of the time
rapid whale
LMAO
"I will never 99 p2 because of resource runs" bapple stfu
was instantaneous too LMAO
jolly flume
he had the flame on speed dial
rapid whale
fr
craggy marsh
Legendary Noble flame
rapid whale
THE POINT I WAS LEADING TO WAS I DIDNT MIND BEING THE SAND BAG BECAUSE OF IT
remote gate
bapple crash out soon?
rapid whale
i'm already casting
worn bluff
i gave up trying to do better in phase 2. i do like the same dps every reclear
jolly flume
i'm already bastion
worn bluff
i have like 8 clears all within 1k
remote gate
i'm already casting
just plant bro and others will adjust theres enough time anyways
dapper zealot
Bapple's losing it
rapid whale
but yea idk if i'll ever truly be a parse head aim for rank 1 type shit
i shrimply dont think i have that person in me
jolly flume
rank 1 is too hard
stray forge
Biscuit really came in here said 2 total words and disappeared
jolly flume
you're competing against the lapin ginos of the world
dapper zealot
There's better things to do in this world than parse
jolly flume
like its literally just a numbers game
remote gate
Biscuit really came in here said 2 total words and disappeared
many such cases
stray forge
Not even a full sentence
craggy marsh
Shiggy look at my FAT ASS dinner
quick verge
there's nothing to say
worn bluff
There's better things to do in this world than parse
There's better things to do in this world than play FF
stray forge
That’s not healthy
jolly flume
i gave up trying to do better in phase 2. i do like the same dps every reclear
also same lol, all my runs are like +/- 200 dps give or take
healer moment
stray forge
French fries from a can
dapper zealot
> There's better things to do in this world than play FF
True
rapid whale
mango is all ur eating french fries for dinner
dapper zealot
Like eating
remote gate
Shiggy look at my FAT ASS dinner
checkers french fries
rapid whale
i know you're a vet and all most ppl feed their pets is kibble but cmon
stray forge
I zoomed in
dapper zealot
Shiggy look at my FAT ASS dinner
Canned chips
rapid whale
you dont gotta relate to the pets that much
stray forge
They look soggy
worn bluff
also same lol, all my runs are like +/- 200 dps give or take
i don’t play perfectly but there’s not a ton i can do that will matter more than kt
craggy marsh
mango is all ur eating french fries for dinner
ye
stray forge
you look soggy
Ya it’s humid asf I’m dying
quick verge
you need a pint of fireball with those fries
remote gate
damn bapple chill out mango has already had one team fall apart on him he doesnt need his fries to fall apart on him as well
jolly flume
kt is like that yeah
craggy marsh
i'm hungry but I don't wanna cook
jolly flume
my parse just goes up 5 percentiles when we hold for xx:30 or whatever
craggy marsh
and husband is out playing dnd
quick verge
Ya it’s humid asf I’m dying
peep the weather
remote gate
i wish the static we had was better put together mango 🫠
stray forge
It’s humid enough that my computer feels like a space heater on max
dapper zealot
I regret asking
craggy marsh
would've been better if our only days weren't the literal last 2 days of the week
remote gate
<a:SadgeCry:1256478362768248915>
in the very least you've made it nearly to the end and when you clear m12sp2 it will be a joyous moment
honestly yeah if we had more prog time we would have been able to make things work
craggy marsh
in the very least you've made it nearly to the end and when you clear m12sp2 it ...
Oh i've been an m12 clearie for 3 weeks
remote gate
Oh i've been an m12 clearie for 3 weeks
WHAT
jolly flume
I'm ngl
I feel like if I did less hours to clear stuff late it would feel even more like clocking into a job every week
that's a big part of why I just nolife early
quick verge
what do you know about having a job
craggy marsh
WHAT
ye idyllic stopped being a problem for me when I locked tf in and stopped being a lil bitch
rapid whale
shiggy aint a real one
remote gate
ye idyllic stopped being a problem for me when I locked tf in and stopped being ...
im so proud of you mango
craggy marsh
hey, Shiggy is my real one
quick verge
jobs lowkey hit different cause u get money
and then u get taxed
but u dont get paid with raiding
jolly flume
and then u get taxed
its like rdps
rapid whale
its like when u get crit dh tax from being dance partner
remote gate
hey, Shiggy is my real one
🥹
craggy marsh
im so proud of you mango
quick verge
if you opened your log and got a 99
stray forge
You guys pay taxes?
jolly flume
I don't have that problem
craggy marsh
taxes what's that can I eat them
jolly flume
bc I'm the limsa ekitten
quick verge
did everyone do their taxes
craggy marsh
sadly
quick verge
lf 99 parsing sam sugar daddy to pad my chain
@torn mesa
craggy marsh
if I parse good then daddy says I can come back inside and sleep tonight
stray forge
You should have done your taxes long ago choom
rapid whale
sorry noble is a 100 parsing sam
craggy marsh
DAMN these fries are good
rapid whale
too expensive
jolly flume
is choom a thing people unironically say now
stray forge
I’ve been saying choom for years
rapid whale
ur a choom
craggy marsh
i'm gonna choom
remote gate
if I parse good then daddy says I can come back inside and sleep tonight
ill ask coolmint to join your party so he can sandbag you into a gold
stray forge
It’s old
dapper zealot
if you don't say choom, you a real gonk
rapid whale
choom means dance in kr
jolly flume
flatlines of cringe
remote gate
if you don't say choom, you a real gonk
can you give me some eddies so I dont flatline after trying to delta outta this gig
quick verge
what dialect is this
remote gate
this is what gonks will be saying in 2077
craggy marsh
it is
remote gate
gonna be chromed the fuck out chat 😎
craggy marsh
gonna be chromed the fuck out chat 😎
I already got a chromed out hip replacement
dapper zealot
that's pretty nova
stray forge
I looked up instances where I said choom in other servers
remote gate
I already got a chromed out hip replacement
can you double jump
dapper zealot
And people asked me what the fuck that means every time
sounds like a bunch of corpos
remote gate
i want the leg enhancements so I can double jump
craggy marsh
can you double jump
ya
jolly flume
idk what the single most useful piece of cyberware irl would be
stray forge
Who tryna be cyberpsycho girl best friends
jolly flume
sandevistan and optical camo are probably up there
craggy marsh
fucking sweet can you jump midair as well
jolly flume
being able to 
at any time would be kinda op
craggy marsh
idk what the single most useful piece of cyberware irl would be
for me? probably gorilla arms
dapper zealot
idk what the single most useful piece of cyberware irl would be
neuroport
craggy marsh
reason? I wanna bridal carry my husband
jolly flume
oh
stray forge
What if you skip leg day
jolly flume
I thought it was gonna be to not get mauled by cats or something
craggy marsh
oh that too
craggy marsh
And your knees just buckle over
my knees will never falter for my glorious king
remote gate
i want kiroshis so I can scan someone in real time and see their search history
stray forge
i want kiroshis so I can scan someone in real time and see their search history
~~I can just give you the six numbers all you have to do is ask ~~
jolly flume
~~I can just give you the six numbers all you have to do is ask ~~
I dont think my search history is that interesting ngl
remote gate
Live Shiggy reaction after seeing my search history
"how to stop a cats appendix from hemorrhaging"
craggy marsh
"how to stop a cats appendix from hemorrhaging"
"How to stop a cat from shitting itself mid surgery"
plot twist, you don't
jolly flume
yeah idk when they wanna shit they just shit
dapper zealot
kiroshis will now let you parse without ACT
jolly flume
my old bearded dragon used to just shit in the tub every time I bathed him
idk why
like without fail
craggy marsh
It was his time
dapper zealot
based
craggy marsh
i've been farted on by 8 dogs
jolly flume
I've been farted on by the same dog many times
she knows what she's doing I know it
always settles down next to me on the couch and then lets one rip
craggy marsh
like, idk if it was fear farts or what but I put the dog to sleep for surgery and he let out the nastiest fucking fart
dapper zealot
chiyo just has that negative aura around animals
jolly flume
the dog loves me because I always give her the most attention
but she wont stop farting
stray forge
jolly flume
I was listening to the og arknights ost on my way home earlier
dapper zealot
which elounger would go cyberpsycho first?
stray forge
probably me ngl
craggy marsh
i'm immune
stray forge
my ass going full lizzy wizzy by like month 2
jolly flume
can you sing like her tho
proper cave
I too am built slightly irregularly
craggy marsh
i'd be a ripper doc fr fr
dapper zealot
wow
craggy marsh
yeah you would
craggy marsh
Adam, smash her
jolly flume
it's me I'm the fuckable cut of meat
craggy marsh
it's me I'm the fuckable cut of meat
jolly flume
man I need to timeskip three or four years into the future so I can play orion
jolly flume
yeah
craggy marsh
I wanna replay 2077 but I also want to replay DA Origins 
jolly flume
he cant even hit me
craggy marsh
Maybe i'll pick 2077 tho bc Origins is kinda rough without mods
jolly flume
Maybe i'll pick 2077 tho bc Origins is kinda rough without mods
did you play the dlc
craggy marsh
did you play the dlc
Ye
jolly flume
I love phantom liberty
dapper zealot
I just time stop katana his ass
craggy marsh
the dlc update is what brought me back to the game
dapper zealot
PL is peak
craggy marsh
the cynosure mission is scarier than actual horror games
I was not expecting it at all
dapper zealot
The blackwall shit is scarier than actual horror
stray forge
i didnt think it was that bad
i couldn't even get past the opening sequence for silent hill 2
mfer crawled under the garage and I alt f4ed
jolly flume
dude in the final mission ||on the songbird path where you're at the rail station and you get to just fucking wield the blackwall||
jolly flume
based
it's honestly like top 3 all time for me
all that after uninstalling a week after launch
grand mesa
I'll get the attention span to finish cyberpunk one day
jolly flume
if you wanna make the game like actually hard even once you're fully upgraded and everything
grand mesa
mobaslop is taking too much of my time
jolly flume
enemies of night city and dark future are two
craggy marsh
true beacon
I still need to do the final ending
jolly flume
dark future basically just turns it into subnautica it's kinda cool
like you have hunger, hydration, energy, and sanity meters
full survival game
grand mesa
craggy marsh
in any other game i'd hate that shit
grand mesa
rlpunk..
jolly flume
it's lowkey so good though because the game is already so immersive
craggy marsh
i'm like, super anal about hunger meters in games
true beacon
I miss the infinite breathing drug
jolly flume
adds a whole dimension to it without feeling like it's too weird
craggy marsh
but in 2077 it sounds like it would be kinda fun bc ya the immersion is already so good
jolly flume
you just have to do normal people things like eat and sleep and whatnot
craggy marsh
2077 will be a great way to pass the time until patch
I won't be able to finish it ofc
true beacon
I just need to do Don’t (Fear) the Reaper
jolly flume
it's always a good way to kill like 15-20 hours
craggy marsh
really I was just looking for a game to kill time until I fly to LA
this will be perfect
maybe i'll do male V
but I really love female V voice
true beacon
She’s great
grand mesa
The female VA is so good
craggy marsh
the fact that she's a voice in Warframe is amazing too
2 of my top games having the same awesome VA for your character
jolly flume
I've always played male V with the car in the trailer
it just feels right to me
I've watched enough random challenge runs to hear female V's voice a lot though and yeah it's super good
I also pretty much always do corpo, I did streetkid on my first playthrough only
and I've never done nomad
vestal hollow
the fact that she's a voice in Warframe is amazing too
not according to imdb 
vestal hollow
i need to finish farming follie and doing the operation
but the pugs are brainless
jolly flume
corpo just gets so much cool lifepath-specific dialogue
vestal hollow
mission requires high survivability
people play nuking frames
are kissing the floor most of the time
profit?
dapper zealot
corpo start with nomad ending feels the most satisfying
craggy marsh
not according to imdb <a:ermm:1384771326203662448>
Wait she's not? I guess there's a voice that sounds really close then god damn
Bc one of the drifter voices sounds almost exactly like her
jolly flume
ngl I don't hate the PL endings where you side with the NUSA in theory
but shooting up arasaka tower will always be canon in my head
vestal hollow
Wait she's not? I guess there's a voice that sounds *really* close then god damn
shes not listed on imdb or wikipedia as being in wf
vestal hollow
i wanna know who voices follie
craggy marsh
Then again my eyes lie to me too bc I thought the guy who plays Mihawk in the live action One Piece was the same guy who played Lucifer
I am not a clever boy
jolly flume
god
cyberpunk orion cannot come out soon enough
I need a new entry in the universe to autistically obsess over
pallid kindle
ngl I don't hate the PL endings where you side with the NUSA in theory
i only ever did both songbird endings does sidingn with NUSA compeltely prevent this?
quick flame
game so dead I can't even get an EX party going on Aether 
jolly flume
i only ever did both songbird endings does sidingn with NUSA compeltely prevent ...
whoever you betray in firestarter, you can still get the NUSA ending by doing what reed tells you to
pallid kindle
oh ok
jolly flume
yea it's technically two different endings for the achievements depending on who you betray but the final mission and outcome is pretty much the same
quick flame
party is filling up lets gooo
craggy marsh
did yall see
how about a 60fps port
tight wing
in m11s whats ttp?
tight wing
gotcha
tight wing
orbital omen is so fucking hard with south american ping
jade nimbus
So we recently got to idlylliac dreams blind on m12
And this was pretty much my reaction
M12s phase 2 is cool so far too
thin tartan
im not sure if i understand whats going on anymore, folks.
jade nimbus
We got to the towers resolving so far, still need to work out the m4 debuffs
alpine plover
finite plank
i know they exist but i dont know how to pull it up
so i did it the most stupidiest, potentially difficult, manual way
i'm stopping reclears for now, storm's still going on for some reason
rain geode
aint no method better then the worse method
finite plank
better method would be using a strat that doesn't need such a panel
trim frost
eat the rich
valid solar
eat the rich
^ this guy is an omnicrafter/gatherer
trim frost
i literally only use it for personal things bruh have you ever seen me mass craft to sell stuff
rapid whale
yes
lyric summit
^ this guy is an omnicrafter/gatherer
?
literal working class
submarine runners are the xiv 1%
trim frost
technically i have subs set up but it's always my friend resetting it so i rarely ever make money from it anymore
clear plume
Bad news gamers I think I’m washed on samurai
I will study the blade and come back stronger
finite plank
did you mean blacksmithing
valid solar
training montage
clear plume
Only murdered the tank once though!!!!
tepid briar
^ this guy is an omnicrafter/gatherer
bro probably has 5 sub fcs
holy fuck I didn't read down
prophecy fulfilled
tepid briar
literal working class
omnis are white collar
maybe more towards blue collar
parsing raiders are probably white collar?
versed kayak
to stretch the analogy massively, wouldn't they be akin to athletes or something
They're usually not really parsing for making money I think?
trim frost
thin tartan
Yes!
Its because
Korean version has 1 dc 5 worlds
Fenrir chocobo carbuncle uhhh
Moogle and
I forgot the 5th
zealous meteor
carby 
thin tartan
but
valid solar
billy why didnt you become top 10 korean drk, you could have used your global experience to get a leg up on everyone else 
thin tartan
Cuz fenrir had the preferred status for so long while chocobo and moogles silent theyre giving them the preferred status instead
And also
Opening every ward to be fc/personal both
thin tartan
billy why didnt you become top 10 korean drk, you could have used your global ex...
Not very fond of their hector strats
valid solar
gg
valid solar
Not very fond of their hector strats
wait billy are you online rn
thin tartan
no y
valid solar
gg I was gonna ask if you wanted to gpose
I dont think ive gposed with you on my elezen yet
thin tartan
gg
jolly flume
I will study the blade and come back stronger
wicked delta
<:bushidocat:1235751595539566602>
That one image of Dank
trim frost
for whoever cares the circles on the trees in aloalo match the circles calyx is analyzing
jolly flume
he's learning to cast trick reload
lyric summit
i would accuse them of reusing textures but they have enough track record with actually paying attention to detail that it might be relevant
like texturing the text in the unopened letter to krile at the end of ew
proper cave
Gulool Ja Ja printed plainly on the texture of the letter even when it was only an envelope in a single cutscene
lyric summit
also they prob have enough generic sci fi looking circles to put on sci fi screens from all the rest of allag bs and s9 in general
so that looks like a deliberate choice 
dapper zealot
Is there anything about those trees in particular? Haven't done aloalo
lyric summit
alo is the birthplace (or whatever place) of the milala who created the key
idk the exact timeline between them jumping between the 6th, 9th and the source but
that's where they lived
or was it source lalas who went to the 9th during the 6th calamity is that where i got 6 from
amber fable
Ice age came due to calamity
And they jumped to 9th from that iirc
They were source native
dapper zealot
urgh I guess I'll get around to doing alo
proper cave
Before DT they asked Oda if he could recommend anything from previous expansions that might contextualize anything in DT. He answered Aloalo. People thought it meant vibes but, nah, origin of the Millala
inner shadow
Crafted on my own, It ain't much but it's honest work 
worn bluff
mentioned
valid solar
im still of the opinion that the next expac is gonna be related to the plot thread about how after zodiark restored celestial currents, there was a second sacrifice so he could make the planet capable of sustaining life again, I bet its something like now that he's dead etheirys is slowly gonna start withering
jolly flume
just do that funny thing we did in kozama'uka again but for the whole world this time
proper cave
The thing that Yoshida mentioned was Myths of the Realm and that has had zero impact on anything so far
Divine instrument to prevent withering then
zealous meteor
im still of the opinion that the next expac is gonna be related to the plot thre...
wasn't the second sacrifice mostly to restore plants/animals? like, the only thing stopping life from thriving was the fact that they had no food
proper cave
Yeah. First was to stop the final days. Second was to reseed life. Third was to restore the sacrificed.
valid solar
wasn't the second sacrifice mostly to *restore* plants/animals? like, the only t...
i'll have to go back and check the exact dialogue, give me one sec, cause I thought it was that essentially that things just didnt grow anymore even in places where they should have
I remember it was in shadowbringers but im not sure exactly when
ok nevermind I dont even think the exact conversation im thinking of happened in shadowbringers
valid solar
yep
jolly flume
gg
valid solar
im not a bad slime...
zealous meteor
get sarah'd idiot
vestal hollow
get sarah'd idiot
zealous meteor
im not a bad slime...
i'm a goo slime! (slurp)
valid solar
stay away from me you freak
zealous meteor
IM REFERENCING DRAGON QUEST SLIMES
vestal hollow
glue factory
vestal hollow
IM REFERENCING DRAGON QUEST SLIMES
why are you in endgame anyways are you doing m10s
valid solar
IM REFERENCING DRAGON QUEST SLIMES
I know, so was I
zealous meteor
jolly flume
im not a bad slime...
reincarnates you in another world
valid solar
I wonder if people who dont know about DQ but watched slime isekai think the line is original to slime isekai
anime version of "he's from fortnite"
jolly flume
I don't remember anything about that anime besides aura farming and butt wrestling imma be so fr
incidentally that second part is when I dropped it because lol
jolly flume
jrpgs are simply not for me by and large unless you can convince me that dq is somehow exceptional
I've enjoyed like one of them ever
valid solar
DQ might as well have made the genre
true beacon
Octopath and Chrono Trigger too are great
valid solar
I need to finish chrono trigger, I played like the first few hours but then dropped it
daring pine
slime
zealous meteor
https://tenor.com/view/gustatelierjp-puni-gif-20244161
cheap imitation of dragon quest slimes
daring pine
slimy sam
dapper zealot
slamy
jolly flume
basically us in twenty years
valid solar
I had to go on a wild goose hunt to find the dialogue, it was from hythlodaeus, not emet selch so I was just looking in the wrong places for like half an hour 
dapper zealot
didn't use your hippocampus to remember it was from hippocampus
random needle
No, hippocampus is p2s
craggy marsh
Persona 2 Sex?
random needle
....................................... what the hell, sure.
jolly flume
Persona 2 Sex?
loud nymph
I need to finish chrono trigger, I played like the first few hours but then drop...
you really should
it's the goat
craggy marsh
🔥
remote gate
i miss flash games 😞
craggy marsh
i miss flash games 😞
grand mesa
i miss flash games 😞
I downloaded flashpoint just so I could replay a lot of the older ones from my childhood
jolly flume
apparently the flash game I played in like elementary school is still alive
it's ported to unity now but damn
came out in 2009 and still kicking
zealous meteor
whats it called
random needle
Every time I play Bloxorz, I think "this wasn't that hard, I'll get through it this time", then I start playing and get humbled
valid solar
https://tankionline.com/en/
lowkey everyone hopped on Tanki X the moment it released
I dunno anyone who still played online after X dropped
jolly flume
idk I was surprised it's still a thing that exists at all
I stopped playing before X
I was such a sweatlord on that game though
I moved over to world of tanks when I got my first laptop in like
7th grade or something
and then war thunder
the natural progression
valid solar
the natural progression
did you ever play this one flash game series called strike force heroes chiyo ?
unironically one of the first games I played with an actual story
jolly flume
it was pretty much just tanki at home and then fireboy and watergirl whenever the teachers made the mistake of giving us computers
valid solar
I see
but man armor games and notdoppler hit me with a wave of nostalgia
I basically lived on those sites and club penguin when I was a kid
random needle
Riddle School 🔥
random needle
Achievement Unlocked, This Is The Only Level 🔥
valid solar
Riddle School 🔥
the riddle school 3 fakeout though
where it tricks you into thinking its like a 3 minute game
was that 3 or 4 actually I dont remember
random needle
It was 4
RS1-3 were elementary, middle, and high school, 4 was college but then you die on the first screen when you click anything, then 5 is when things get weird
valid solar
right, 5 was when the aliens showed up
random needle
Then it had Riddle Transfer 1 and 2 and I think 2 was the last game
Unless there was a 3rd one that undid the end of 2 or something
random needle
Zach going from constantly freezing to being literally on fire
zealous meteor
someone in another server is telling me how "original weapons refrain" was removed and "it was fully rebuilt"
valid solar
someone in another server is telling me how "original weapons refrain" was remov...
do they mean how praetorium was 8 man and the ultimate weapon trial fight was part of prae ?
zealous meteor
no they're talking about the ultimate raid
I dont know anything about that
daring pine
hello elounge
kind elm
lmao theyre talking about the rinon video
daring pine
hello wife
jolly flume
I think theyre
kind elm
the rinon video calls it "the ultimate you cannot do anymore"
jolly flume
parroting things they dont know
kind elm
because
jolly flume
out of context
kind elm
hello wife
hewwo
daring pine
my god
daring pine
bro tanki x was so buns
jolly flume
tanki mention
yea bro I was the hornet railgun default camo sweatlord in your lobbies
zealous meteor
its so stupid
OK YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
daring pine
yea bro I was the hornet railgun default camo sweatlord in your lobbies
its ok at least you weren't the viking freeze user
valid solar
yea bro I was the hornet railgun default camo sweatlord in your lobbies
I was the guy who played the flamer on the lightest frame and then bumrushed the backline only to get a singular kill and die
daring pine
LOOL
jolly flume
good times
daring pine
i tried to get my friends into tanki so badly
zealous meteor
this video is ass i fear
it's literally just "doing a fight in week 5 billion is different than doing it in week 2"
like 
daring pine
I was the guy who played the flamer on the lightest frame and then bumrushed the...
bro was running firebird and wasp
💔