#endgame-lounge

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worn bluff
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i mean it doesn't matter that much i don't parse

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but still feels bad SadgePlant

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also after switching to normal opener i can no longer prep a holy spirit for act 3, so have to gap close it. but i don't think that matters too much

stray forge
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i have dum question :^)

worn bluff
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with early opener confiteor comes up early so i can push royal authority back and have holy spirit up through act 3. but in normal opener it won't last

stray forge
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do positionals matter for wall bosses and arena split etc :^)))

jolly flume
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there's no such thing as a dumb question unless it's what the best race in ffxiv

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no

worn bluff
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nope

stray forge
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bc ive been using true north

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this time im really going to do it

jolly flume
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wall bosses never have positionals and tyrant goes into directional disregard during split

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you can see the little effect on his hitbox ring and also the status on his bar

worn bluff
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if they don't have an open gap in the back of their hitbox it means they don't have positionals at that time

stray forge
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never noticed šŸ’€

worn bluff
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luckily they did that otherwise it would suck to be on the side facing his front

jolly flume
wicked delta
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BUNNY RACE REIGNS SUPREME

visual geyser
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Wow I thought it had a cartoon head bump

echo ibex
wicked delta
echo ibex
wicked delta
echo ibex
grand mesa
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meow

wicked delta
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Im tired, boss.

jolly flume
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your bf is a femra

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he gets it

wicked delta
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He likes lizards

echo ibex
versed kayak
wicked delta
jolly flume
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c*tboys

clear plume
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Catboys are only played by girls it’s ok

wind cypress
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bunny people would be perfect if they weren't bunnies

wicked delta
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Of course you have bad opinions

wind cypress
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I played bunnyman the longest, but mostly so because it's a great choice but I can't remove the ears

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guess what I'm saying, can they not make humans so short please, k thx

wicked delta
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Bunny boys are not that much taller than male hyurs

versed kayak
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so you want a roe

wind cypress
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I want a bunny man, without the ears and as tall as a lizard person

wicked delta
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Well thank god you’re not in charge of what kind of races we get in this game

random needle
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... So you want Hythlodaeus

sick dirge
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uhhh
points at mods

wicked delta
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That’s literally just elezen atp

wind cypress
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yeah mod route is probably best for me rofl

wicked delta
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You just have a longer neck and elf ears

wind cypress
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my friend is an elezen so I can't be one

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my brain doesn't allow it, it's dumb

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checks mods cough, yeah guess that can work

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the things people upload 🤣

jolly flume
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we need a horse race

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full uma musume static

clear plume
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My tank spent $600 on uma last week

wicked delta
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Their ears look like uma ears

stray forge
valid solar
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horses scare me, I rode one once and the whole time I was just praying it wouldnt throw me off because it was very clear it could do so easily if it wanted to

stray forge
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I rode a horsie in china when I was 8

jolly flume
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I've ridden a couple

wicked delta
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I used to do frequent horse riding when I was young (with my best friend) until one day her mom invited me to watch her clean a horse and the horse literally bit her boob

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I was utterly horrified and never went near a horse ever again

jolly flume
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why

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you don't have boobs

deep gale
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Prime glue material

wicked delta
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What if it bites my ass

jolly flume
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sucks to suck

wicked delta
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Im not trying to find out if horses will do that

clear plume
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Listen who hasn’t bitten a boob or ass before it’s all judgement free

loud nymph
jolly flume
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low cost vasectomy

wicked delta
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Bottom surgery

wind cypress
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I'd.. pay for a bear race

rapid whale
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racial bonus +10% tenacity

wind cypress
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yeah 🤣

random needle
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The Galka in FF11 are bear-esque

rapid whale
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big tails

wind cypress
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throws money take it, add it to ff14

rapid whale
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roe r meant to be the galka of xiv

random needle
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I kinda wish Roegadyn had half the sauce of Galka

stray forge
random needle
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Unfortunately most roe (especially maleroe) just feel like bargain bin Shrek to me

rapid whale
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is this what oyu do instead of progging /s

valid solar
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oyu

random needle
wicked delta
valid solar
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hellsguard is like mooncat in the sense that its the superior option but people dont pick it often for some reason

jolly flume
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wym there's like

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infinite moonies

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that's like 72% of the egirl population

rapid whale
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moonies r a cult irl

wicked delta
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I miss my mooncat glarecel diamaxxing

rapid whale
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they literally own oneof the major newspaper publications in the us

valid solar
loud swift
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i love having fangs

wicked delta
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I mean

loud swift
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mooncat ftw

wicked delta
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Thats cus they have a harem fetish Bungo

rapid whale
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isnt the menphina song supposed to be about moon cat culture

wicked delta
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Yea

valid solar
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people who unironically name themselves rhul

jolly flume
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moonie face 4 braidcats with boba eyes is literally the egirl preset

rapid whale
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whats rhul

stray forge
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i dont like boba im disqualified from being an abg

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jelly supremacy

zealous meteor
wicked delta
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Y’shtola’s family

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Nvm shes a suncat but she’s pretty egirl I think

valid solar
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ok actually, not as bad as people who call themselves nunh

rapid whale
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do yshtolas sisters swap between sun and moon cat

zealous meteor
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g'raha nunh

valid solar
wicked delta
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If you call yourself Nunh I will be forced to shoot you with a gun

stray forge
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graha nunhya beeswax

rapid whale
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back in ffxi they explained the reason there were no male miqo as playable characters was because their species had a severe gender imbalance so all the males were basically locked up in snoo snoo jail

random needle
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I knew I'd be switching to Hrothgal as soon as I could, but I decided playing as catboy would be exactly one pinch of chili powder more interesting than playing catgirl initially, hence why moonket was my initial character

rapid whale
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wats nunh

wicked delta
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Basically harem leader lmao

valid solar
# rapid whale wats nunh

so the way miqote society works is that since there are so few males, one guy gets to be one who has sex and the other guys fight for that position or fuck off and go somewhere else

wicked delta
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While a Tia is just some dude who isnt a harem leader

rapid whale
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oh they kept that part of the lore?

stray forge
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what the hell

jolly flume
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they're just the xiv equivalent of gorillas

wicked delta
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Its slightly diff for mooncats but still pretty similar

rapid whale
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parse gorilla

random needle
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... Which feels odd, because if you're so low on males, wouldn't you want to have as many people producing as possible to ensure more guys are made

wicked delta
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Tia/Nunh dont exist for mooncats

rapid whale
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quality over quantity]

random needle
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Mooncats are more matriarchal iirc

wicked delta
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They function kinda like viera where they tell the dudes to fuck off lollmao

rapid whale
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wait so since tia is the moniker for "does n ot get to fuck" are we basically always calling graha a virgin when we say the full name?

valid solar
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correct, mooncats are a matriarchal society but they dont really talk about it much, the only place I can recall it being brought up is the archer quests

jolly flume
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did you know that gorillas evolved to have relatively small testes because they have next to no sperm competition with others of their species

they just beat the shit out of each other over females and whoever wins gets the harem

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in other words suncats probably have tiny balls

valid solar
wicked delta
rapid whale
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"graha virgin im so glad to see you again"

valid solar
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the thing about being a nunh is that you're stuck in your village/town/whatever and forced to raise the kids, while if you're a tia you can leave and do your own thing

rapid whale
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bro starts crying cuz after 100s of years of fighting for us, first thing we do is call them virgin

random needle
valid solar
wicked delta
rapid whale
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erm

trim frost
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got your ass

jolly flume
random needle
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Yeah that's what's so funny to me

valid solar
random needle
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He's got to be the most common male wolship, no? Female is Y'shtola

wicked delta
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Yea he prolly is

jolly flume
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easy to check

wicked delta
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Thancred close second probably

jolly flume
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just go on ao3 and filter by tags

zealous meteor
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suncat with "i will make G'raha a Nunh" in her adventurer plate

jolly flume
random needle
wicked delta
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Why do you know what ao3 is

jolly flume
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who the fuck doesn't know what ao3 is

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??

zealous meteor
wicked delta
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People who go outside

zealous meteor
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i would be shocked if he DIDNT know

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clearly he doesn't go outside

wicked delta
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I thought you were offline enough to not know

loud nymph
wicked delta
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I was wrong

loud nymph
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I don't, like, spend time there

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but I know what it is

vestal hollow
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what the fuck is ao3

jolly flume
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anyone who's been on the internet longer than two days knows what ao3 is what are you talking about

stray forge
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if u know a queer woman online u know what ao3 is thems the rules

wicked delta
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My friend spent 2 days crashing out in my DMs cus ao3 was down

valid solar
clear plume
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Is that the fanfic website

wicked delta
valid solar
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yes

jolly flume
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my brother in femras adrian and villy were reading perfect alexander smut in my voice chat and you think I don't know what ao3 is

wicked delta
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I lost hope in people

valid solar
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oh yeah I remember that

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why were there so many wol x alexander fanfics

wicked delta
craggy marsh
clear plume
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I’m sorry to say it but if I know it it’s far outside the realm of terminally online only

stray forge
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every regular in this chat is terminally online to non terminally online ppl

wicked delta
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Not true

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My mom has more brainrot than I do

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Somehow

wicked delta
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Yknow how weird it feels to have Italian brainrot explained to you by your own parent

grand mesa
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LMAO

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I'd die

rapid whale
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im trying to think what game series has ao and had 3

wicked delta
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BG3

clear plume
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Age of empires 3 is close

rapid whale
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oh did they combine the e and 3

wicked delta
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There’s the God Ao and theres 3 in the title

clear plume
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I love aoe3 (but not as much as 2)

stray forge
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Albion Online 3

rapid whale
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gross

wicked delta
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I still remember the face I made when my mom made a 67 joke at me…

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She literally sent a video of my face because it was that funny to her

clear plume
valid solar
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well its like the most popular fanfic website outside of wattpad

valid solar
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well thats todays worst gif I saw

vestal hollow
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i dont read fanfic

vestal hollow
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this is me

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rn

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if u even care

wicked delta
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Damn thats crazy

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I need to clean my room but im procrastinating by talking here

rapid whale
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tobi give me your take on what it would take for the upcoming ultimate to be the best ever

wicked delta
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Um

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Well what exactly are your definition of best ultimate ever

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Like difficulty? Or how it grips an audience

rapid whale
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everything all at once

wicked delta
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Cus honestly if they could make an ultimate with DSR storytelling again I think that would be great for the community as a whole

rapid whale
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like ranked 1st in every perceivable category

wicked delta
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It would spark interest from people who don’t even play XIV

craggy marsh
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I still wanna know wtf Yoshi meant by "meta"

vestal hollow
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actual minstrel ultimate

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other option is nier ult

jolly flume
wicked delta
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I think FRU was a nice way for ppl who are intimidated by more difficult ults like DSR/TOP to get into ulti raiding, id like the next ult to be between DSR and TOP

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Also like

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Its just how I feel btw

grand mesa
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ngl

wicked delta
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I think it would be cool if ults gave a mount as well

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Not only a weapon

jolly flume
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they do

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you just only get the vendor after 99 clears

grand mesa
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Im reprogging dsr and it isn't nearly as difficult as I remember it being

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But also

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Gear and pots and food

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ig

wicked delta
clear plume
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That’s how out of content ultis work yes

craggy marsh
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I want to reprog DSR again now that I know how to play the game more

jolly flume
torn mesa
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jobs do like 7-10% more damage

craggy marsh
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DSR was my first ult and uh....yikes

torn mesa
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compared to on patch DSR

grand mesa
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I guess ultimates will feel less painful to pf if the dmg anchors can't grief hard enough to enrage you

torn mesa
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hardest part of TOP PF in 6.3

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when it comes to P5 Prog

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is people failing P3 check

clear plume
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Who cares about ultimates being made for pf or not though like really meow

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Pf will always find a way, you don’t need to cater to it

torn mesa
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I don't personally care, but I do think it's important an ultimate is clearable by PF reasonably

jolly flume
clear plume
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Trying to make an ulti for pf is how we got fru

craggy marsh
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everything should be clearable by pf but at the same time it can lead to weird things

clear plume
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Can’t make dps checks bc sally 89% uptime can’t clear then DOG

jolly flume
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my goat Oopsie Daisy

craggy marsh
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Like how TOP can be cleared by pf...but people need AM or else they can't clear it

clear plume
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You don’t even need am and never have

craggy marsh
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you don't yeah

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but every TOP party I was in had people asking for AM bc P5 too hard somehow

winged spindle
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I realize on tomestone that I can see when I cleared stuff aPES_WTFEyes
It's pretty knowing that we had some raid off due to absence, really happy of this tier

jolly flume
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party list prio for dynamis should be pretty easy now that you're not pinned to the top of the list tbh

echo ibex
winged spindle
craggy marsh
winged spindle
jolly flume
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m*dcore

craggy marsh
clear plume
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I had somebody I parse with apply to my static for ulti saying they want to get ā€œback into HCā€ after enjoying parsing and I had to be the one to say brother has never cleared a tier before week 5 so his standard of HC in that case is not the same as ours

jolly flume
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I think I'd rather pf than join a midcore group

craggy marsh
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remember, 50 hours a week is "midcore" according to a certain someone

jolly flume
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it's midcore if you still don't manage to clear

winged spindle
jolly flume
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high in hours dogshit in skill averages out to mid

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the math checks out

craggy marsh
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if you're spending more time raiding than an actual job then idk what to say man

torn mesa
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but what if you're funemployed

clear plume
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But I only work 18 hours a week at my actual job DOG

craggy marsh
craggy marsh
jolly flume
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depends on the group goals

craggy marsh
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group goals was week 1 - week 2 clear

jolly flume
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then it's whatever

clear plume
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I was in a dogshit week 1 group for 8s and ended up not clearing plus tank hasn’t logged into the game since afaik after the things I said to him

craggy marsh
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we were on track to clear but static lead was being an ego tripper bc LHW was easy

echo ibex
craggy marsh
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LHW really gave people big egos

clear plume
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2% enrage into 4 pulling it in a friends alt splits week 2

wicked delta
jolly flume
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my friend's static leader took two hours out of raid time for the group to study wurm 2 during week 1

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they were at act 1 prog

echo ibex
jolly flume
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they didn't even make it out of doorboss before tuesday

wicked delta
clear plume
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Wym wurm 2

jolly flume
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p2

craggy marsh
jolly flume
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they literally dropped two hours of raid time at 7pm on sunday to study p2

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while at act 1

wicked delta
jolly flume
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and they didn't even see p2 until week 2

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yes

wicked delta
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Lmao

stray forge
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someone definitely wasnt prepared for act 1 and used that as an excuse to study for it

clear plume
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I can get that if people are crashing out or something but yeah

wicked delta
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I think I watched him prog on stream and it looked pretty miserable

craggy marsh
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i'll never understand studying for phase 2 when you're fresh on phase 1

jolly flume
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that group was just fried from the start

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questionable players with questionable histories

wicked delta
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They struggled pretty bad on M10 iirc

clear plume
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Which hc player hasn’t told their team you’re making a coffee and then Hector lecturing their ass in Ms paint about where they stand exactly

craggy marsh
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how loud is the video to where I can hear it through your end

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tf bro

jolly flume
craggy marsh
grand mesa
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Chotto a minute

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Why

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😭

clear plume
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My teams goal for next tier is to beat mrhappy prayge

jolly flume
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I literally don't know man they were like oh we'll be at p2 this lockout study up and then sank 90 more pulls into p1 without clearing

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lmao

clear plume
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We were ahead of him by like a solid 6-7 hours until 12-2 when we got stuck

craggy marsh
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My goal next expansion is to have a group that isn't ego tripping or people who don't know how to hold a conversation without being passive agressive

stray forge
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bruh the leveling slowdown at 50 always gets me

wind cypress
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where can we check power consumption in our healer rotation?

clear plume
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Ulti our goal is top 100 meow

jolly flume
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assuming it's a decently hard ulti I just want like

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first month

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we could've gotten fru early week 3 but we had like 4 people missing for thanksgiving

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the entire week

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so gg

stray forge
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cant wait to change my name to 19 gallon tub of avoiding ulti

craggy marsh
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understandable tbh

stray forge
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1000 pulls? KEKL fuckouttahere

craggy marsh
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I knew a group who broke apart bc the static lead was bitchy people wanted to spend time with family instead of raid

jolly flume
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1000 pulls is like

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that's just tyrant prog

wind cypress
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puts my 320 m11s pulls to shame

jolly flume
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easy shit

clear plume
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Who hasn’t spent 1000 pulls learning one side panto

jolly flume
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I spent 1000 pulls waiting for people to learn cosmo arrow out first pattern

stray forge
wind cypress
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m12s p1 seems simple but it's been rough getting to p2 for some reason in pf

clear plume
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U get to flame whoever messes them up prayge

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And people always do

wind cypress
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people always fly off the edge on arms, I see dps spinning right round trying to figure out where to stand lol

jolly flume
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it's always the white mage

craggy marsh
clear plume
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I wouldn’t know I don’t play with white mages

craggy marsh
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also is 450 pulls to clear FRU bad? I just wanna know for my sanity

clear plume
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If I haven’t seen u naked ur not whm in my prog party sorry to say it

robust shoal
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450 is pretty good

craggy marsh
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Okay ty, a few weeks ago someone tried to talk shit about how I took too long to clear FRU and it's been eating away at me

robust shoal
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Good groups seemed to be 400~700 pulls at least near release

jolly flume
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solid for early prog, after all the sims are out that's leaning average

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pretty far from bad either way though

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bad is that black mage that crashed out on youtube after 2440

clear plume
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It was 646 pulls for me

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Was not a good performance though static blew up over it but

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450 can’t be bad bc of it

robust shoal
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I was over 700, could definitely have gone faster

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We had way too many rel memes and p5 was waiting for one person to finally dodge exas

craggy marsh
wind cypress
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do they have a unique player comparison option in fflogs, or do they allow oversaturation of high parses by ranking it based on logs individually contributed?

robust shoal
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and we had to rep cotank iirc after we'd seen p5 once?

craggy marsh
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And how we'd miss him

clear plume
jolly flume
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we cleared at 510 or so right about when the p5 exa sim came out

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I had to talk my tank through it

robust shoal
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If you get a 95, that's better than 95% of players' bests regardless of how many parse runners have spammed oranges

grand mesa
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ngl

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All I had to do to figure out p5 exas was look at a vod

wind cypress
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for example, lets say player A is really good and they clear 100 times and player B is mid and only has 10 parses, is player B being compared to 110 parse counts?

robust shoal
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ranking by parse usually isn't much different except at like 97+

robust shoal
rapid whale
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100 parses is enough runs to have had at least 1 decent crit run tho

wind cypress
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ah awesome, ty

robust shoal
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ngl I don't think I'll ever have the balls to do the uptime MT exaline dodge

jolly flume
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the intersection dodge?

robust shoal
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yeah

worn bluff
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the one on the intersection?

clear plume
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Wicked thunder would have the balls to do it

worn bluff
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it's pretty easy

jolly flume
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I tried it once on a pull I knew was dead

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and after that it was chill

worn bluff
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it's extra movement but pretty safe

robust shoal
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would be nice not spinning the boss at all though

worn bluff
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oh wait i think you mean a different intersection dodge lol

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like where you face the positionals to the party?

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that one is psycho

clear plume
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That doesn’t matter bc positionals r free in enough of the phase that true North is expected

jolly flume
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broke: triangle dodge
woke: intersection dodge
bespoke: melee positional uptime dodge

clear plume
worn bluff
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the normal intersection dodge is just where MT dodges into the corner of the exa intersection, which results in a more even split for the LPs breaking into akh morn

clear plume
robust shoal
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I haven't heard of positional uptime dodge

grand mesa
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There's the psycopath dodge on the other side of the arena dodge

robust shoal
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There's a dodge you do as MT where you hardly move and it makes the boss not spin

jolly flume
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the one thing I think that should've been done for positionals is like, pointing the boss' ass at the final safe zone for towers instead of just spinning it to face A for polarizing

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yeah that's intersection dodge

worn bluff
grand mesa
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just pick a random spot to face the boss

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force party to adjust

clear plume
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But then mchs can’t be in the right position for the mechanic

grand mesa
worn bluff
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mario kart exa

jolly flume
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the devious cyanide al'zanzi:

clear plume
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My movement is done automatically on the job

robust shoal
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I'm just not great at exas in general ig, which is funny because I completed my ucob pokedex without ever eating one

grand mesa
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I appreciate when tanks face the boss so I don't have to move much going into polarizing

robust shoal
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I'm washed PepeHands

rapid whale
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bathed cat

jolly flume
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I've gotten actively worse at dodging exas

grand mesa
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You probably need it explained to you

worn bluff
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can't do exas but can dodge 7 times during diamond dust

grand mesa
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And you'll get it

clear plume
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In the new crit I can’t do the 2-1 dodge on second boss

jolly flume
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died to them like 3 times in my last 20 dsr kills in dawntrail

clear plume
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I’m too old

jolly flume
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but in ew I literally never ate one

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am I getting old

robust shoal
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I hate dsr exas

grand mesa
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gg

jolly flume
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gg

robust shoal
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It's very weird bc the standard dodge feels unintended but there's no other consistent way to do them

clear plume
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Consider the strat of

jolly flume
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yeah even the single movement dodge has an exception

robust shoal
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There are cursed patterns where you can't just find one that has no others pointing toward it

clear plume
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ā€œJudge dodge themā€

grand mesa
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The consistent way to do them is step into the exa that isn't getting cleaved, no?

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Oh

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Interesting

jolly flume
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I forget who but there's a vod of a race team just fucking off to the wall on one of the patterns

craggy marsh
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Tbh I think it would be really cool to see how the devs intended for people to solve mechanics

jolly flume
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and it looks funny af

worn bluff
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the way i understand the intersection dodge is, whatever side you want to dodge towards normally, that's the same direction for intersection dodge, except it's

  1. step into the corner
  2. then take one step towards the dodge direction
#

then repeat 2 more times

robust shoal
#

My plan on one dsr reprog group was find the safe exa until I found out there isn't necessarily one

worn bluff
jolly flume
#

it's literally just step into the intersection a tiny bit then back away one step from the next one, which you can judge by the arrows popping up

if you want to do it perfectly it's precise but like you can back up quite a bit if unsure and the boss still barely moves

#

infinitely better for the party than triangle dodge either way if you get the funny far pattern for am

clear plume
#

I miss the point boss cleave orbital strat pf should have used it

jolly flume
#

pull boss to corner and point it at an intercard strat

#

omegalul

clear plume
#

More consistent than healers for some reason trying to uptime dodge bc ???

robust shoal
#

point boss cleave is psychopathic

#

the boss locks facing so early

worn bluff
#

spin the boss nonstop until it locks into place

clear plume
#

You have like 2s

#

It feels the same as p11 for real

jolly flume
#

funniest shit I saw this tier

#

the boss cleave just leaves the entire arena safe and everyone full downtimes it

grand mesa
grand mesa
#

Good luck getting tanks that consistently remember to pull the boss properly for it

grand mesa
#

The uptime dodge is stupid simple either way

#

idk

#

if ppl cant do uptime dodge i dont think they'd be able to do the downtime one consistently anyway

jolly flume
#

no but you see

#

the snapshot is bullshit !

rapid whale
#

Grrr..!!

grand mesa
#

I play on 200 ping and dodge it consistently

#

I think ppl are just unable to think or adjust

#

Nothing that pisses me off more than "There's no way I got hit by that" the 5th time someone gets hit by something consistent

#

Just admit that you suck at dodging it, christ

#

mb

stray forge
#

how long does it take to get max level cosmic tool Sadge

#

like 10 years?

grand mesa
#

Too long

#

Or not long enough

stray forge
#

this time im really going to etc etc

grand mesa
#

Depends on if you play runescape

stray forge
#

no because everything in runescape takes too long

grand mesa
#

You land on the former then

#

I know people who breezed through the cosmic tools

zealous meteor
#

its also fairly mindless as long as you avoid EX missions

grand mesa
#

Found the runescape player

#

There's two types of xiv players

zealous meteor
#

i don't actually play runescape much
i've only got a few hours

grand mesa
#

You have the soul of a runescape player

#

I fear

zealous meteor
echo ibex
#

-Wants it to end
-2 chests

#

🧠 ?

rapid whale
#

usb wdz wat

#

you europeans r weird

echo ibex
#

Okay

rapid whale
#

everything should just be hector /s

grand mesa
west zephyr
# rapid whale usb wdz wat

In EU raidplans are the strategies to go and with it, they just use the final words of them to indicate the ones being used

rapid whale
#

oic

#

so instead of who came up with it its just the last few letters

west zephyr
#

Yes, also those are modifiable and easier to swap in case changes happens

#

In all fairness the "creator" of the strats being used also features in the first pages

#

But almost no one cares or gives it attention but it's, there

robust shoal
#

people do that in NA too, or have in the past

#

usually see it more in the first week or two when there are competing pastebins

flat bane
#

bro I keep getting caught by the variant secret boss's bubbles and getting insta killed

#

or at least get 4 hit comboed into oblivion

echo ibex
#

Just don't

flat bane
#

have you considered that I am stupid

#

like getting devoured while typing this

boreal pumice
#

there is a very easy tell when it starts showing you the lines its either the right or left that has a safe spot b4 it moves just remeber that b4 it stops

flat bane
#

yes I know

#

I literally wasnt looking becvause I was typing xdx

boreal pumice
#

krill issue

versed kayak
rapid whale
#

idk i was just using it as an opportunity to shade eu

loud nymph
versed kayak
#

amazing

jolly flume
#

tbf that's also because not a soul in north america still uses pastebin so it's still an identifier

worn bluff
#

PF description

bin

jolly flume
#

lesbin

valid solar
#

one of these days ill find out what the lesbian can opener is

loud nymph
#

m9s coffinfiller

#

you can't tell me vamp fatale and honey b lovely aren't the definition of toxic yuri

daring pine
jolly flume
#

this feels like a threat

rapid whale
#

Let it fall to the void

somber forge
#

did the balance discord crash for anyone else? was reading M11 tips and it just crashed, now has a ! on it

grand mesa
#

whatever node the server is on has probably failed ins ome way

#

expect it all to come back eventuallyā„¢

molten moon
#

Just funny how it's only the balance bloblul

valid solar
#

I fear it got ddos'd because they got rid of the pride flag icon

#

angel woke strikes again

fierce matrix
grand mesa
#

i'm holding you hostage

valid solar
jolly flume
#

woke did this

loud nymph
worn bluff
#

balance down, ACT down

#

we are all free to press no buttons

jolly flume
#

you are not safe

somber forge
worn bluff
#

going to do 0 damage then gaslight my party into thinking it’s someone else

molten moon
vestal hollow
#

balance is gone forever

#

wow

jolly flume
#

best day ever for rin shinimi

craggy marsh
#

we need watashia's stance on this

loud nymph
#

what does bigmclarge huge think

proper cave
#

Where was you when balance die? I was at home eat cereal when Azeyma call. Balance is kill.

rapid whale
#

they think?

finite plank
#

with 226k health and some mits, you too can live with 15k hp left with kera, samba and a typical shield from a fuck up on arena split

craggy marsh
#

so what's the popular rep 1 strat in pf

west zephyr
#

Simply pick your poison, both are equal

craggy marsh
#

gotcha

grand mesa
west zephyr
#

Speaking more about EU and less NA

grand mesa
#

Rep 2 is dn or banana

#

For NA

west zephyr
#

People is still using dn on NA...?

#

That's, something

grand mesa
#

Yes

#

It clears

#

ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

west zephyr
#

Doesn't make it good either tho

craggy marsh
#

another silly question, what does DN mean

grand mesa
#

Just stop yappin and stand on the spot

grand mesa
craggy marsh
#

aaah okay

#

so the name is meaningless gotcha

grand mesa
#

though realistically I'm pretty sure that it's a deez nuts joke

craggy marsh
#

So DN is clone relative?

loud nymph
grand mesa
#

For rep 1. Kind of

daring pine
#

val spotted

#

screams

grand mesa
#

You snake prio onto the marker next to the clone you have to take

#

Unless ur melee and need to take fire

grand mesa
daring pine
#

act 2 cleanup

#

gulp

loud nymph
#

act 2 is ez

grand mesa
#

Tbh

#

The entirety of m12p2 is

#

It looks hard, until you understand it

loud nymph
#

but act 2 is phase 1 thinkRoll

grand mesa
#

Then it's maybe just a buncha stuff you need to remember

#

But the actual execution isn't that complicated

craggy marsh
#

hoping to see phase 2 tonight and atleast get through rep 1

grand mesa
#

Oh

#

I misread + im tired

#

Well

#

What I said applies to act 2 too

grand mesa
vestal hollow
grand mesa
#

Tbh

#

Study rep 2 while you're at it

#

If you understand rep 1

daring pine
#

deceased

craggy marsh
#

hurting like a mf but the prog must go on

#

made it home atleast last night

loud nymph
daring pine
#

yes

loud nymph
#

light it up light it up let's go

jolly flume
#

I'm on fire

#

ow ow ow

wind cypress
#

they have ACT running yet? been all day

loud nymph
worn bluff
daring pine
rapid whale
#

marce stop sleeping theres a boss to kill

daring pine
#

honk shoo mimimimimi

#

saw act 3

rapid whale
#

nice

daring pine
#

still not completely clean on act 2 but

#

not far off

#

i was very confused when i saw our nin, who was 4A, standing at my (2A) tower

#

what is blud doing

loud nymph
#

taking a 2nd tower for shits and giggles obviously

loud swift
#

they can tank it

daring pine
#

so then the actual second tower, which they should have taken

#

just exploded

#

because they were standing on fourth tower

loud nymph
#

3a and 4a are so free too

daring pine
#

yeah

loud nymph
#

because you just camp on the tower as soon as coil starts

daring pine
#

you literally just stand there

#

and then at the end it's just

#

"oh ok i leave the coil now"

loud nymph
#

ya

daring pine
#

i feel like i have to think harder with b because i have to watch my party members to catch where the tower was dropped

loud nymph
#

so there's an easy trick there

#

the exit is always on a cardinal

#

and it always rotates 1 cardinal

daring pine
#

yeah

loud nymph
#

so if it's north for the first break it'll be west for 2nd south for 3rd etc

daring pine
#

ohh

#

that helps

loud nymph
#

so as beta I just point camera opposite of where the exit is going to be

#

and press w

#

ez

dull drum
#

dropping my hot take

#

m9 and 10 hardest fights in the tier

#

thoughts?

daring pine
#

m10s reclears

loud nymph
#

m10s reclear took an hour and a half last night because people in pf can't do snaking 2

daring pine
#

it took like 45 minutes for us

loud nymph
#

stupid mch kept going to the wrong spot for final spread

daring pine
#

the reclear will be going so smooth and then something genuinely fucking stupid will screw us over

#

and then we'll clear on that run

#

like

#

bro

loud nymph
#

which finally killed him on the clear pull, which was fun

daring pine
#

anyway ilvl at 785 now

#

pog

worn bluff
daring pine
#

optimising anything on caster makes me want to blow my brains out

worn bluff
#

mechanical execution to not wipe 11 asks the most of you

daring pine
#

i find 10 more annoying to reclear than 11

worn bluff
#

12 requires the most studying

#

so i guess it depends on what you weight those different things for difficulty

stray forge
#

i quit ffxiv raiding

daring pine
#

why quit

daring pine
#

trying to optimise m11 is so annoying

#

ok guys he's doing weapons, oh no im fucked

thin tartan
#

FUCK YKU

#

SWORD SCYTHE

#

SCYTHE SWORD

daring pine
#

i can get free uptime with a melee combo if he does sword or axe into scythe because i can do 2 hits then backflip

worn bluff
#

weapons on melee is just don’t be a coward

nvm ok be a little more cowardly

daring pine
#

and he dashes like right after i backflip

#

so if i do lose uptime its like 0.01s

stray forge
#

weapons is lichrully free

vast jacinth
#

The worst is sword into scythe on the other side of the arena xD yeet or sprint there thank god the snapshot is lenient

daring pine
#

sometimes i forget to save a charge of displacement for scythe and then i just end my life

#

i just need to plan more

#

also cherry why are you awake its 2am

vast jacinth
#

I played yakuza

#

:)

daring pine
#

go bedge

vast jacinth
#

I am omw there

daring pine
vast jacinth
#

I stopped myself from just finishing the game

trim frost
#

wait cherry u were playing y3k right

daring pine
#

omg its petite valcors

trim frost
#

hi

#

are the plogons back

zealous meteor
#

yes

loud nymph
#

plogon bacc

#

yes

trim frost
#

yay

vast jacinth
trim frost
#

i heard people were mad about it for some reason but i didnt look into why

vestal hollow
#

i should bedge

#

but

#

effort

trim frost
#

why are u a nazar

vast jacinth
vestal hollow
boreal pumice
#

and many more reasons to be mad at it

trim frost
#

oh

vast jacinth
#

And also delist original versions on steam , and put the "remakes" up for idk 30€? And other people who owned the games already could upgrade for i think 1 € and 15€

trim frost
#

i did see the remakes thing

vast jacinth
#

For like 1 cutscene

trim frost
boreal pumice
#

i own the og on console

vast jacinth
#

So yea i get it but im having fun

#

And i didnt play the originals

#

If i played the og yakuzas i wouldnt have bought kiwami

boreal pumice
#

ruined kiryus outfit , rika oh boy look how the masscred my boy , cut out more sub stories , the lighting not that great

vast jacinth
#

But i started the games with like a dragon titles (when they changed from yakuza to naming it like a dragon) fell in love with the games and now im addicted :)

#

And apparently me streamin yakuza is peak to friends so eh xD

stray forge
#

Which one are u vro @jolly flume

valid solar
#

what the heck is a ridgewood girl

stray forge
#

It’s a part of Brooklyn

#

Where all the people who got priced out of bushwick moved to

#

The gentrification is moving east

#

Bushwick is where all of the people who got priced out of Williamsburg moved to

#

The cycle continues

rapid whale
#

believe it or not compton is now a nice area

#

even tho the straight outta compton movies make it seem like a hell h ole

stray forge
#

THE CYCLE

jolly flume
#

@clear plume šŸ„€

valid solar
#

whats wrong with it

#

looks like a normal lb to me

jolly flume
#

8:29

valid solar
#

ah

zealous meteor
clear plume
clear plume
zealous meteor
#

rip

craggy marsh
#

I made it

midnight furnace
#

Question

#

The tree to buy to sell later is the "Weeping Cherry Tree" on the event right?

jolly flume
#

bro

#

I healer lb'd and hard raised 4 people

#

LMFAO

rapid whale
#

i got murdered

rapid whale
remote gate
jolly flume
#

I finally broke the doorboss curse

#

deaths so no 99 but at least the week 1 historical is gone 105_ICANT

clear plume
trim frost
rapid whale
#

i was MURDERED

jolly flume
dull drum
#

peak

craggy marsh
#

Rep 2

#

is

#

a mechanic

#

I figured it out at the end tho

fierce matrix
jolly flume
#

on WHAT

#

I'm already sitting on full set of coffers

#

lmao

#

I'll get my tank alt gear eventually but lazy

rapid whale
#

r u doing banana or dn

craggy marsh
#

Banana

#

It looked like a lot but after a couple of times seeing it the mech sort of clicked

worn bluff
#

it's kind of similar difficulty to m10 snaking

#

just with more variations in your role

#

just figure out your role then do like 4 things in sequence

craggy marsh
#

Idyllic is what spooks me

#

But im sure it's also a "It looks scary but it's actually not"

amber fable
#

You can go by arena to remember what mech happens

tulip anvil
#

yknow what they shouldve done for the lindwurm's enrage

#

if you dont kill him in time he regenerates to full HP and the fight repeats without wiping you

#

i think that would be funny

alpine plover
#

ok

#

time to read what people said yesterday about drk opti

#

cuz i was kidnapped into fru

#

how many edge of shadows do i ideally want to fit in burst?

robust shoal
#

5

alpine plover
#

hmmge

#

delirium restores mana right?

#

ok you know what maybe drk is actually easy

robust shoal
#

bw nerf took most of the thought out of 5/2 mana cycle

#

you basically just do enough to keep darkside up, and tbn sometime after your odd-minute delirium

alpine plover
#

like with pld i'm trying to fit 2nd + 3rd part of attonement and holy spirit in FoF instead of first attonement hit and 3rd part of the 123 combo

#

to get like 80 more potency or smth

#

i guess i can somehow try to enter burst with 2 and 3 on drk burst cuz it's more damage?

#

do the delirium hits break combo?

robust shoal
#

nope

alpine plover
#

then i can probably do that

#

still a bit baffled that i can't do 2 deliriums though

#

sorry

#

2 bloodspillers in burst

robust shoal
#

It actually doesn't even matter when you pot (after the opener) because you get 2 spillers, 3 del combo hits, disesteem, and 2 full SE combos regardless

#

yeah idk if they meant drk to go slightly faster or not

#

2.46 has a perfect blood loop but you actually run a very slight surplus on mana

#

2.50 doesn't

alpine plover
#

2.46 is unfortunately a bit too much to fix from 2.5 that i needfor pld facepalmtears

robust shoal
#

but 2.46 also drifts your ogcds by half a second each 2mins

worn bluff
#

or at least below 80

robust shoal
#

70 is ideal

#

which you get every time at 2.46 with no downtime

tulip anvil
#

Idk I’m not a drk

alpine plover
#

if i put 2 sks

#

on the drk wep

#

i assume i don't reach 2.46

robust shoal
#

need more than that yeah

#

steal boots from 10 and eat nachos

alpine plover
#

oh hold on

#

balance says to use wrists

amber fable
#

Use xivgear to see what sks gear will reach that

#

You can always meld sks on wep to not fuck your other job

alpine plover
#

yea

robust shoal
#

boots are the compatibility option

tulip anvil
#

Unrelated questions, how is the dps check for Lindwurm and how bad are the damage downs in those fight

robust shoal
#

otherwise you need to remeld or get two rings and swap between them

alpine plover
#

no

amber fable
#

And dps check is higher than 11

alpine plover
#

i can put the wep melds on the tome ring

#

and have the bracelet as flex

tulip anvil
#

Are there any really fast mechs that often cause DDs?

amber fable
#

M12p1 is easiest fight

alpine plover
#

ah but i guess i have to put -1 dht +1 det

amber fable
#

Mech wise

#

This tier

alpine plover
#

but in hindsight getting a bracelet is easier than getting a feet

#

so maybe i just do that

amber fable
#

Just win coffer4head

#

4feet*

alpine plover
#

i alrdy have pld bis but i'd rather gear other jobs

#

instead of sacrifing a coffer for an off-job sks fix

#

but i can sacrifice the bracelet cuz nobody wants it besides striking/maiming anyway

rapid whale
#

take all the loot

shy obsidian
#

hmmmmmmm i wonder if I can get an advanced merchant's tale party pretty quickly hmmmm

trim frost
#

df

#

less wondering more doing buddy boy

visual geyser
#

after 59 years it’s happening

lyric summit
#

whats that

boreal pumice
#

beast master

lyric summit
#

o

#

where's that from

versed kayak
boreal pumice
#

jp twitter

amber fable
#

Gcds being different color beasties

#

I would be surprised if it actually turns out to be a real pet job

versed kayak
#

I feel like it'll be a summoner-esque blue mage but we'll see

trim frost
#

like a bestiary instead of a spellbook or something

#

i wouldn't hate that but i would like mobs to be able to do more than one thing

versed kayak
#

would be nice if it changed multiple spells depending on the beasts you select I guess

#

like GW2 weapons change skills

amber fable
#

Quality over quantity please...blu spellbook is dogshit

#

Dont make bst the same

stray forge
#

Me when I rams voice ultra vibrate for the 700th time in a row

boreal pumice
trim frost
#

i cant remember

#

have blue mage spells ever had balance patches

stray forge
#

The bst meta is going to be getting a morbol and giving the plague to everything

#

Alternatively: the mobs from stone vigil that murder sprout tanks

alpine plover
#

bad breath is still meta for tanks

#

blue tanks

stray forge
#

Wait what if you can tame hunt marks

#

Not happening but hmmm think of the possibilities

trim frost
#

i wish the game would do stuff like that

#

like i know some hunt marks (and fates) let you learn blue mage spells but there's always an alternative "easier" source

visual geyser
#

I think there should be 1 super rare spawning item for blue mages to get

remote gate
#

also make the monster that spawns the item have a 1 hr window to spawn with the window refreshing every three days and it requires you to kill a bunch of a specific monster

visual geyser
#

I do think the game could use some obtuse shit like this at least for side content

#

I know fishing does at least that’s cool

rapid whale
#

The monkeys paw curls and now true bis is only obtainable this way and you cannot receive the item via trading or by going to a low populated server

zealous meteor
#

based based based based based based based

sick dirge
#

dynamis upon seeing a flood of travelers

thin fox
rapid whale
#

surely it's actually good content

worldly grotto
#

I'm hoping it's more interesting than just different flavours of AoE BLU spells

#

But

jolly flume
#

surely having spent four patches on it it's good

zealous meteor
#

four lords ultimate meowpensivepray

jolly flume
zealous meteor
rapid whale
#

i curse you to eating chili spaghetti

kindred bison
rapid whale
#

classic

rapid whale
#

gm tobandy

loud nymph
rapid whale
#

mb

random needle
kindred bison
#

someone else linked to it in another chat

#

so i had to add in the gif

random needle
#

Fair

kindred bison
#

lol

thin fox
#

its funny that four lords is the one that gets all the ulti reqs when its literally the worst trial series in the entire game LO

jolly flume
#

who got the gif of final heaven in p12s

zealous meteor
random needle
#

(except biscuit)

zealous meteor
#

but yes if we get any trial series as an ult it should be werlyt

kindred bison
#

well from what an interview said

#

the next Ultimate is supposed to be kinda meta

#

sooo...

thin fox
#

werlyt ultimate would be a 1 minute long fight and 21 minutes of unskippable cutscenes and the difficulty is preserving your will to live

kindred bison
#

idk what the fuck we'll get

kindred bison
zealous meteor
#

werlyt ultimate requires a webcam. if you look away at any point you wipe

random needle
rapid whale
#

fuck it were going back to xi, 80 hour boss fight with sleep shifts

worn bluff
#

praetorium ultimate would have the gaius monologue but it's not a cutscene. instead it's the hardest mechanic the game has ever seen while he's talking

kindred bison
#

you gotta do all Weapon Extremes, Gaius monologue with an insane mechanic, and then Ultima Weapon Ultimate all

loud nymph
#

gaius monologue ultimate would be so goddamn funny

rapid whale
#

dont forget the hardest dps check they have ever made

kindred bison
#

have it slap a sleep debuff part way through too

#

purely cause players falling asleep

rapid whale
#

oh neat i guess taiwan got their light heavy weight launch

wicked delta
rapid whale
#

this brings back memories

rapid whale
wicked delta
#

damn

#

fine

#

good morning

rapid whale
#

they are doing brute bomber

#

i remember thinking it was soooo intense my first time lmao

worn bluff
#

the TB was funny when the tank died

#

bc he would just punch each person to death one by one

rapid whale
#

true

worn bluff
#

there's a 4M and 5M LM party already up

uncut pebble
#

i think im starting to miss perfect alexander ao3

jolly flume
thin tartan
remote gate
zealous meteor
craggy marsh
#

The plot of solo leveling is ass

#

Animation is good tho

remote gate
dapper zealot
#

People will say that then turn around and glaze dragon ball

craggy marsh
#

OG dragon ball good