#endgame-lounge
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but still feels bad 
also after switching to normal opener i can no longer prep a holy spirit for act 3, so have to gap close it. but i don't think that matters too much
i have dum question :^)
with early opener confiteor comes up early so i can push royal authority back and have holy spirit up through act 3. but in normal opener it won't last
do positionals matter for wall bosses and arena split etc :^)))
nope
wall bosses never have positionals and tyrant goes into directional disregard during split
you can see the little effect on his hitbox ring and also the status on his bar
if they don't have an open gap in the back of their hitbox it means they don't have positionals at that time
never noticed š
luckily they did that otherwise it would suck to be on the side facing his front
Bc itās hyur true

BUNNY RACE REIGNS SUPREME
Wow I thought it had a cartoon head bump
Go back to Limsa
What
Why would I do that
Lots of bunnies there
meow
Im tired of getting hit on by viera men
Im tired, boss.
He likes lizards
Dw i'll hit on you to keep the balance
hell yeah
c*tboys
Catboys are only played by girls itās ok
bunny people would be perfect if they weren't bunnies
Of course you have bad opinions
I played bunnyman the longest, but mostly so because it's a great choice but I can't remove the ears
guess what I'm saying, can they not make humans so short please, k thx
Bunny boys are not that much taller than male hyurs
so you want a roe
I want a bunny man, without the ears and as tall as a lizard person
Well thank god youāre not in charge of what kind of races we get in this game
... So you want Hythlodaeus
uhhh
points at mods
Thatās literally just elezen atp
yeah mod route is probably best for me rofl
You just have a longer neck and elf ears
my friend is an elezen so I can't be one
my brain doesn't allow it, it's dumb
checks mods cough, yeah guess that can work
the things people upload š¤£
My tank spent $600 on uma last week
horses scare me, I rode one once and the whole time I was just praying it wouldnt throw me off because it was very clear it could do so easily if it wanted to
I rode a horsie in china when I was 8
I've ridden a couple
I used to do frequent horse riding when I was young (with my best friend) until one day her mom invited me to watch her clean a horse and the horse literally bit her boob
I was utterly horrified and never went near a horse ever again
Prime glue material
What if it bites my ass
sucks to suck
Im not trying to find out if horses will do that
Listen who hasnāt bitten a boob or ass before itās all judgement free
where's that south park bit where Cartman is training a horse to bite off Scott Tenorman's weiner
low cost vasectomy
Bottom surgery
I'd.. pay for a bear race
racial bonus +10% tenacity
yeah š¤£
The Galka in FF11 are bear-esque
big tails
throws money take it, add it to ff14
roe r meant to be the galka of xiv
I kinda wish Roegadyn had half the sauce of Galka
go get em champ 
Unfortunately most roe (especially maleroe) just feel like bargain bin Shrek to me
is this what oyu do instead of progging /s
oyu
Why are you green


hellsguard is like mooncat in the sense that its the superior option but people dont pick it often for some reason
moonies r a cult irl
I miss my mooncat glarecel diamaxxing
they literally own oneof the major newspaper publications in the us
most of the male miqote I see are suncats
i love having fangs
I mean
mooncat ftw
Thats cus they have a harem fetish Bungo
isnt the menphina song supposed to be about moon cat culture
Yea
people who unironically name themselves rhul
moonie face 4 braidcats with boba eyes is literally the egirl preset
whats rhul
yshtola's surname/dad
do yshtolas sisters swap between sun and moon cat
g'raha nunh
If I laugh I go to hell
If you call yourself Nunh I will be forced to shoot you with a gun
graha nunhya beeswax
back in ffxi they explained the reason there were no male miqo as playable characters was because their species had a severe gender imbalance so all the males were basically locked up in snoo snoo jail
I knew I'd be switching to Hrothgal as soon as I could, but I decided playing as catboy would be exactly one pinch of chili powder more interesting than playing catgirl initially, hence why moonket was my initial character
wats nunh
Basically harem leader lmao
so the way miqote society works is that since there are so few males, one guy gets to be one who has sex and the other guys fight for that position or fuck off and go somewhere else
While a Tia is just some dude who isnt a harem leader
oh they kept that part of the lore?
what the hell
they're just the xiv equivalent of gorillas
Its slightly diff for mooncats but still pretty similar
parse gorilla
... Which feels odd, because if you're so low on males, wouldn't you want to have as many people producing as possible to ensure more guys are made
Tia/Nunh dont exist for mooncats
quality over quantity]
Mooncats are more matriarchal iirc
They function kinda like viera where they tell the dudes to fuck off lollmao
wait so since tia is the moniker for "does n ot get to fuck" are we basically always calling graha a virgin when we say the full name?
correct, mooncats are a matriarchal society but they dont really talk about it much, the only place I can recall it being brought up is the archer quests
did you know that gorillas evolved to have relatively small testes because they have next to no sperm competition with others of their species
they just beat the shit out of each other over females and whoever wins gets the harem
in other words suncats probably have tiny balls
technically yes but in universe its not really considered an insult
Kinda yeah but nobody in universe gives a shit
"graha virgin im so glad to see you again"
the thing about being a nunh is that you're stuck in your village/town/whatever and forced to raise the kids, while if you're a tia you can leave and do your own thing
bro starts crying cuz after 100s of years of fighting for us, first thing we do is call them virgin
It feels like they usually give one of the clans way more lore and attention than the others, aside from like... Midlanders and Highlanders both getting a lot
and you're doing that until some other guy comes and kills you or you pass away from old age
I will let him hit
once
I mean if I saw you after 15 years the first thing I would do is also call you a virgin
erm
got your ass
he wouldn't be a virgin if like 40% of the xiv player population had anything to say about it
Yeah that's what's so funny to me
if you remember the titan quests from ARR the miqote hunter guy who gives you the job to kill the amaljaa warrior talks about how he became a nunh after he retired from the company of heroes by killing the previous nunh
He's got to be the most common male wolship, no? Female is Y'shtola
Yea he prolly is
easy to check
Thancred close second probably
just go on ao3 and filter by tags
suncat with "i will make G'raha a Nunh" in her adventurer plate

Emet-Selch lingering in the corner:
Why do you know what ao3 is
???????
People who go outside
I thought you were offline enough to not know
I'm 42 years old with a full time job and I know what ao3 is
I was wrong
what the fuck is ao3
anyone who's been on the internet longer than two days knows what ao3 is what are you talking about
if u know a queer woman online u know what ao3 is thems the rules
I dont believe for a second you dont know what it is
Is that the fanfic website
I talked to someone who has a tumblr account and doesnāt know what ao3 was
yes
my brother in femras adrian and villy were reading perfect alexander smut in my voice chat and you think I don't know what ao3 is
I lost hope in people
Consider that it was funny as fuck
because he's perfect
Iām sorry to say it but if I know it itās far outside the realm of terminally online only
every regular in this chat is terminally online to non terminally online ppl
mb
Yknow how weird it feels to have Italian brainrot explained to you by your own parent
my bad.
[mario & luigi italianese]
im trying to think what game series has ao and had 3
BG3
Age of empires 3 is close
oh did they combine the e and 3
Thereās the God Ao and theres 3 in the title
I love aoe3 (but not as much as 2)
Albion Online 3
gross
I still remember the face I made when my mom made a 67 joke at meā¦
She literally sent a video of my face because it was that funny to her
I DONT
This is the parenting that has to happen for somebody to grow up to be a rpr player

well its like the most popular fanfic website outside of wattpad
well thats todays worst gif I saw
jesus says fanfic is bad
i dont read fanfic
this is me
rn
if u even care
tobi give me your take on what it would take for the upcoming ultimate to be the best ever
Um
Well what exactly are your definition of best ultimate ever
Like difficulty? Or how it grips an audience
everything all at once
Cus honestly if they could make an ultimate with DSR storytelling again I think that would be great for the community as a whole
like ranked 1st in every perceivable category
It would spark interest from people who donāt even play XIV
I still wanna know wtf Yoshi meant by "meta"
every pf will be locked pld drk ast sch mnk nin pct brd by default
I think FRU was a nice way for ppl who are intimidated by more difficult ults like DSR/TOP to get into ulti raiding, id like the next ult to be between DSR and TOP
Also like
Its just how I feel btw
ngl
Im reprogging dsr and it isn't nearly as difficult as I remember it being
But also
Gear and pots and food
ig
18 dsr totems
Thatās how out of content ultis work yes
I want to reprog DSR again now that I know how to play the game more
it was worth it for the kirk
jobs do like 7-10% more damage
DSR was my first ult and uh....yikes
compared to on patch DSR
I guess ultimates will feel less painful to pf if the dmg anchors can't grief hard enough to enrage you
Who cares about ultimates being made for pf or not though like really 
Pf will always find a way, you donāt need to cater to it
I don't personally care, but I do think it's important an ultimate is clearable by PF reasonably
"a way" is a weird way to spell lemegeton
Trying to make an ulti for pf is how we got fru
everything should be clearable by pf but at the same time it can lead to weird things
Canāt make dps checks bc sally 89% uptime canāt clear then 
my goat Oopsie Daisy
Like how TOP can be cleared by pf...but people need AM or else they can't clear it
You donāt even need am and never have
you don't yeah
but every TOP party I was in had people asking for AM bc P5 too hard somehow
I realize on tomestone that I can see when I cleared stuff 
It's pretty knowing that we had some raid off due to absence, really happy of this tier
party list prio for dynamis should be pretty easy now that you're not pinned to the top of the list tbh
Unless hardcore static doubt many will care dw
Yeah
inb4 you get that one midcore static who's like "ermmmm you took too long"
"mb sir, I don't know in advance how good will be my static that I never met before" 
m*dcore
"Mb sir, I didn't know my static would fall apart after 1 week"
I had somebody I parse with apply to my static for ulti saying they want to get āback into HCā after enjoying parsing and I had to be the one to say brother has never cleared a tier before week 5 so his standard of HC in that case is not the same as ours

I think I'd rather pf than join a midcore group
Sapphire:
remember, 50 hours a week is "midcore" according to a certain someone
it's midcore if you still don't manage to clear
It's even more than my time at work 
if you're spending more time raiding than an actual job then idk what to say man
but what if you're funemployed
But I only work 18 hours a week at my actual job 
well when I say actual job I mainly mean a normal 36+ hours work week
Tfw I was told I shouldn't be happy for getting to M8s during week 1 just bc I didn't clear it

depends on the group goals
group goals was week 1 - week 2 clear
then it's whatever
I was in a dogshit week 1 group for 8s and ended up not clearing plus tank hasnāt logged into the game since afaik after the things I said to him

we were on track to clear but static lead was being an ego tripper bc LHW was easy
I'll tell em to take a shower
LHW really gave people big egos
2% enrage into 4 pulling it in a friends alt splits week 2
YOU take a shower
my friend's static leader took two hours out of raid time for the group to study wurm 2 during week 1
they were at act 1 prog
You wish
they didn't even make it out of doorboss before tuesday
Yeah I wish. I can smell you through my screen
Wym wurm 2
Enjoy
p2
tf is the point of studying that far ahead when you're still fresh
they literally dropped two hours of raid time at 7pm on sunday to study p2
while at act 1
Was this Adrixās static?
Lmao
someone definitely wasnt prepared for act 1 and used that as an excuse to study for it

I can get that if people are crashing out or something but yeah
I think I watched him prog on stream and it looked pretty miserable
i'll never understand studying for phase 2 when you're fresh on phase 1
that group was just fried from the start
questionable players with questionable histories
They struggled pretty bad on M10 iirc
Which hc player hasnāt told their team youāre making a coffee and then Hector lecturing their ass in Ms paint about where they stand exactly
bonus points if you can hear it through their shitty headset
how loud is the video to where I can hear it through your end
tf bro
I was up at 4am having surana hector lecture me on idyllic
tbf...there are words I want to say but I shall not bc I don't wanna hurt feelings
Erm
Chotto a minute
Why
š
My teams goal for next tier is to beat mrhappy 
I literally don't know man they were like oh we'll be at p2 this lockout study up and then sank 90 more pulls into p1 without clearing
lmao
We were ahead of him by like a solid 6-7 hours until 12-2 when we got stuck
My goal next expansion is to have a group that isn't ego tripping or people who don't know how to hold a conversation without being passive agressive
bruh the leveling slowdown at 50 always gets me
where can we check power consumption in our healer rotation?
Ulti our goal is top 100 
assuming it's a decently hard ulti I just want like
first month
we could've gotten fru early week 3 but we had like 4 people missing for thanksgiving
the entire week
so gg
cant wait to change my name to 19 gallon tub of avoiding ulti
understandable tbh
1000 pulls?
fuckouttahere
I knew a group who broke apart bc the static lead was bitchy people wanted to spend time with family instead of raid
puts my 320 m11s pulls to shame
easy shit
Who hasnāt spent 1000 pulls learning one side panto

this is also why i stay with my casual static for the ppl who have asked
m12s p1 seems simple but it's been rough getting to p2 for some reason in pf
God I always love prog exas
U get to flame whoever messes them up 
And people always do
people always fly off the edge on arms, I see dps spinning right round trying to figure out where to stand lol
it's always the white mage
I'll just say I will never raid with someone who likes to be passive aggressive over little mistakes ever again
I wouldnāt know I donāt play with white mages
also is 450 pulls to clear FRU bad? I just wanna know for my sanity
If I havenāt seen u naked ur not whm in my prog party sorry to say it
450 is pretty good
Okay ty, a few weeks ago someone tried to talk shit about how I took too long to clear FRU and it's been eating away at me

Good groups seemed to be 400~700 pulls at least near release
solid for early prog, after all the sims are out that's leaning average
pretty far from bad either way though
bad is that black mage that crashed out on youtube after 2440
It was 646 pulls for me
Was not a good performance though static blew up over it but
450 canāt be bad bc of it
And ends sentences with ^^
I was over 700, could definitely have gone faster
We had way too many rel memes and p5 was waiting for one person to finally dodge exas
Is that the guy who acted like he was important in the black mage community
do they have a unique player comparison option in fflogs, or do they allow oversaturation of high parses by ranking it based on logs individually contributed?
and we had to rep cotank iirc after we'd seen p5 once?
And how we'd miss him
For real, my drg eventually gave up and asked me to danger dorito the dodge
we cleared at 510 or so right about when the p5 exa sim came out
I had to talk my tank through it
It's based on player by default
If you get a 95, that's better than 95% of players' bests regardless of how many parse runners have spammed oranges
for example, lets say player A is really good and they clear 100 times and player B is mid and only has 10 parses, is player B being compared to 110 parse counts?
ranking by parse usually isn't much different except at like 97+
Player A only contributes one parse to rankings in that case

100 parses is enough runs to have had at least 1 decent crit run tho
ah awesome, ty
ngl I don't think I'll ever have the balls to do the uptime MT exaline dodge
the intersection dodge?
yeah
the one on the intersection?
Wicked thunder would have the balls to do it
it's pretty easy
it's extra movement but pretty safe
would be nice not spinning the boss at all though
oh wait i think you mean a different intersection dodge lol
like where you face the positionals to the party?
that one is psycho
That doesnāt matter bc positionals r free in enough of the phase that true North is expected
broke: triangle dodge
woke: intersection dodge
bespoke: melee positional uptime dodge
I just stood where I was and dodged for first few clears
the normal intersection dodge is just where MT dodges into the corner of the exa intersection, which results in a more even split for the LPs breaking into akh morn

I haven't heard of positional uptime dodge
There's the psycopath dodge on the other side of the arena dodge
There's a dodge you do as MT where you hardly move and it makes the boss not spin
the one thing I think that should've been done for positionals is like, pointing the boss' ass at the final safe zone for towers instead of just spinning it to face A for polarizing
yeah that's intersection dodge
oh yeah that's the regular intersection dodge. it's not bad at all
gacha polarizing
just pick a random spot to face the boss
force party to adjust
But then mchs canāt be in the right position for the mechanic

mario kart exa
the devious cyanide al'zanzi:
My movement is done automatically on the job
I'm just not great at exas in general ig, which is funny because I completed my ucob pokedex without ever eating one
I appreciate when tanks face the boss so I don't have to move much going into polarizing
I'm washed 
bathed cat
I'm ngl
I've gotten actively worse at dodging exas
You probably need it explained to you
can't do exas but can dodge 7 times during diamond dust
And you'll get it
In the new crit I canāt do the 2-1 dodge on second boss
died to them like 3 times in my last 20 dsr kills in dawntrail
Iām too old
I hate dsr exas
gg
It's very weird bc the standard dodge feels unintended but there's no other consistent way to do them
Consider the strat of
yeah even the single movement dodge has an exception
There are cursed patterns where you can't just find one that has no others pointing toward it
āJudge dodge themā
The consistent way to do them is step into the exa that isn't getting cleaved, no?
Oh
Interesting
I forget who but there's a vod of a race team just fucking off to the wall on one of the patterns
Tbh I think it would be really cool to see how the devs intended for people to solve mechanics
and it looks funny af
the way i understand the intersection dodge is, whatever side you want to dodge towards normally, that's the same direction for intersection dodge, except it's
- step into the corner
- then take one step towards the dodge direction
then repeat 2 more times
My plan on one dsr reprog group was find the safe exa until I found out there isn't necessarily one
week 1 orbital omen mario kart strat be like
it's literally just step into the intersection a tiny bit then back away one step from the next one, which you can judge by the arrows popping up
if you want to do it perfectly it's precise but like you can back up quite a bit if unsure and the boss still barely moves
infinitely better for the party than triangle dodge either way if you get the funny far pattern for am
I miss the point boss cleave orbital strat pf should have used it
More consistent than healers for some reason trying to uptime dodge bc ???
spin the boss nonstop until it locks into place
I unironically saw a group do this
funniest shit I saw this tier
the boss cleave just leaves the entire arena safe and everyone full downtimes it
I've wiped too many times to triangle dodge mt + slow light party
The main issue with this in pf is just
Good luck getting tanks that consistently remember to pull the boss properly for it
LONG LIVE THE KING
Strats: https://raidplan.io/plan/HJAbE7fuWodELUSB
Arena Split Raidplan: https://raidplan.io/plan/hvbysrfwvrc55ahz
The uptime dodge is stupid simple either way
idk
if ppl cant do uptime dodge i dont think they'd be able to do the downtime one consistently anyway
Grrr..!!
Xiv players when they get hit by a predictable snapshot for the 30th time in a row
I play on 200 ping and dodge it consistently
I think ppl are just unable to think or adjust
Nothing that pisses me off more than "There's no way I got hit by that" the 5th time someone gets hit by something consistent
Just admit that you suck at dodging it, christ
mb
this time im really going to etc etc
Depends on if you play runescape
i mean it doesn't take too long
its also fairly mindless as long as you avoid EX missions
i don't actually play runescape much
i've only got a few hours

Okay
everything should just be hector /s

In EU raidplans are the strategies to go and with it, they just use the final words of them to indicate the ones being used
Yes, also those are modifiable and easier to swap in case changes happens
In all fairness the "creator" of the strats being used also features in the first pages
But almost no one cares or gives it attention but it's, there
Tend to forget
people do that in NA too, or have in the past
usually see it more in the first week or two when there are competing pastebins
bro I keep getting caught by the variant secret boss's bubbles and getting insta killed

or at least get 4 hit comboed into oblivion
Just don't
there is a very easy tell when it starts showing you the lines its either the right or left that has a safe spot b4 it moves just remeber that b4 it stops
krill issue
doesn't NA just use the pastebin suffix in the same way, or was that a different region
idk i was just using it as an opportunity to shade eu
yeah, but NA sometimes will also just say "pastebin" and assume you know what the pastebin is
amazing
tbf that's also because not a soul in north america still uses pastebin so it's still an identifier

PF description
bin
lesbin
one of these days ill find out what the lesbian can opener is
m9s coffinfiller
you can't tell me vamp fatale and honey b lovely aren't the definition of toxic yuri
yum
this feels like a threat
did the balance discord crash for anyone else? was reading M11 tips and it just crashed, now has a ! on it
whatever node the server is on has probably failed ins ome way
expect it all to come back eventuallyā¢
Just funny how it's only the balance 
wait what does that mean for us

woke did this
I'm way ahead of you, I haven't been pressing buttons for awhile now!
going to do 0 damage then gaslight my party into thinking itās someone else
Finally those filthy parsers can stop trolling my parties
best day ever for rin shinimi
we need watashia's stance on this
what does bigmclarge huge think
Where was you when balance die? I was at home eat cereal when Azeyma call. Balance is kill.
they think?
with 226k health and some mits, you too can live with 15k hp left with kera, samba and a typical shield from a fuck up on arena split
so what's the popular rep 1 strat in pf
In my experience it's mixed
Simply pick your poison, both are equal
gotcha
Rep 1 is dn
Speaking more about EU and less NA
Doesn't make it good either tho
another silly question, what does DN mean
Just stop yappin and stand on the spot
it's just the name for the static that used the strat in their w1
though realistically I'm pretty sure that it's a deez nuts joke
So DN is clone relative?
deez nuts
For rep 1. Kind of
You snake prio onto the marker next to the clone you have to take
Unless ur melee and need to take fire
Good luck bestie
act 2 is ez
You can do it
Tbh
The entirety of m12p2 is
It looks hard, until you understand it
but act 2 is phase 1 
Then it's maybe just a buncha stuff you need to remember
But the actual execution isn't that complicated
hoping to see phase 2 tonight and atleast get through rep 1
Fingers crossed

deceased
did everything burn
yes
light it up light it up let's go
they have ACT running yet? been all day
it's in beta
raid plan maker dropping the ābraindead!!! š¤Æā into the plan and disappearing to never correct it afterwards
marce stop sleeping theres a boss to kill
nice
still not completely clean on act 2 but
not far off
i was very confused when i saw our nin, who was 4A, standing at my (2A) tower
what is blud doing
taking a 2nd tower for shits and giggles obviously
they can tank it
so then the actual second tower, which they should have taken
just exploded
because they were standing on fourth tower
3a and 4a are so free too
yeah
because you just camp on the tower as soon as coil starts
you literally just stand there
and then at the end it's just
"oh ok i leave the coil now"
ya
i feel like i have to think harder with b because i have to watch my party members to catch where the tower was dropped
so there's an easy trick there
the exit is always on a cardinal
and it always rotates 1 cardinal
yeah
so if it's north for the first break it'll be west for 2nd south for 3rd etc
so as beta I just point camera opposite of where the exit is going to be
and press w
ez
m10s reclears
m10s reclear took an hour and a half last night because people in pf can't do snaking 2
it took like 45 minutes for us
stupid mch kept going to the wrong spot for final spread
the reclear will be going so smooth and then something genuinely fucking stupid will screw us over
and then we'll clear on that run
like
bro
which finally killed him on the clear pull, which was fun
10 hardest to optimize
9 i hate bats
optimising anything on caster makes me want to blow my brains out
mechanical execution to not wipe 11 asks the most of you
i find 10 more annoying to reclear than 11
12 requires the most studying
so i guess it depends on what you weight those different things for difficulty
i quit ffxiv raiding
why quit
with the exception of m9s*
trying to optimise m11 is so annoying
ok guys he's doing weapons, oh no im fucked
i can get free uptime with a melee combo if he does sword or axe into scythe because i can do 2 hits then backflip
weapons on melee is just donāt be a coward
nvm ok be a little more cowardly
weapons is lichrully free
The worst is sword into scythe on the other side of the arena xD yeet or sprint there thank god the snapshot is lenient
sometimes i forget to save a charge of displacement for scythe and then i just end my life
i just need to plan more
also cherry why are you awake its 2am
go bedge
I am omw there

I stopped myself from just finishing the game
wait cherry u were playing y3k right
omg its petite valcors
yes
yay
Yes
i heard people were mad about it for some reason but i didnt look into why
why are u a nazar
yep im one of them
Oh yea the studio decided to use their face cast technology with an actor who is lets say controversial :)
u dont just ask a critter why they are the way they are. thats transphobic. be better.
and many more reasons to be mad at it
oh
And also delist original versions on steam , and put the "remakes" up for idk 30ā¬? And other people who owned the games already could upgrade for i think 1 ⬠and 15ā¬
i did see the remakes thing
For like 1 cutscene
mmm i guess thereās worse things that can happen though
i own the og on console
So yea i get it but im having fun
And i didnt play the originals
If i played the og yakuzas i wouldnt have bought kiwami
ruined kiryus outfit , rika oh boy look how the masscred my boy , cut out more sub stories , the lighting not that great
But i started the games with like a dragon titles (when they changed from yakuza to naming it like a dragon) fell in love with the games and now im addicted :)
And apparently me streamin yakuza is peak to friends so eh xD
what the heck is a ridgewood girl
Itās a part of Brooklyn
Where all the people who got priced out of bushwick moved to
The gentrification is moving east
Bushwick is where all of the people who got priced out of Williamsburg moved to
The cycle continues
believe it or not compton is now a nice area
even tho the straight outta compton movies make it seem like a hell h ole
THE CYCLE
@clear plume š„
ah
why is that bad
Shame that ur brd has to be force castrated for it
Too fast to be good for ur parse, too slow to be fun for its fastness
rip
Question
The tree to buy to sell later is the "Weeping Cherry Tree" on the event right?
i got murdered
have funnnnn
clear the fight in my name!
I finally broke the doorboss curse
deaths so no 99 but at least the week 1 historical is gone 

i want parse carries :(
i was MURDERED

peak
bro spend some books
on WHAT
I'm already sitting on full set of coffers
lmao
I'll get my tank alt gear eventually but lazy
Banana
It looked like a lot but after a couple of times seeing it the mech sort of clicked
it's kind of similar difficulty to m10 snaking
just with more variations in your role
just figure out your role then do like 4 things in sequence
Idyllic is what spooks me
But im sure it's also a "It looks scary but it's actually not"
You can go by arena to remember what mech happens
yknow what they shouldve done for the lindwurm's enrage
if you dont kill him in time he regenerates to full HP and the fight repeats without wiping you
i think that would be funny
ok
time to read what people said yesterday about drk opti
cuz i was kidnapped into fru
how many edge of shadows do i ideally want to fit in burst?

5
bw nerf took most of the thought out of 5/2 mana cycle
you basically just do enough to keep darkside up, and tbn sometime after your odd-minute delirium
like with pld i'm trying to fit 2nd + 3rd part of attonement and holy spirit in FoF instead of first attonement hit and 3rd part of the 123 combo
to get like 80 more potency or smth
i guess i can somehow try to enter burst with 2 and 3 on drk burst cuz it's more damage?
do the delirium hits break combo?

nope
then i can probably do that
still a bit baffled that i can't do 2 deliriums though
sorry
2 bloodspillers in burst
It actually doesn't even matter when you pot (after the opener) because you get 2 spillers, 3 del combo hits, disesteem, and 2 full SE combos regardless
yeah idk if they meant drk to go slightly faster or not
2.46 has a perfect blood loop but you actually run a very slight surplus on mana
2.50 doesn't
2.46 is unfortunately a bit too much to fix from 2.5 that i needfor pld 
but 2.46 also drifts your ogcds by half a second each 2mins
isn't it something like 50-70 blood is ideal going into burst?
or at least below 80
Idk Iām not a drk
Use xivgear to see what sks gear will reach that
You can always meld sks on wep to not fuck your other job
boots are the compatibility option
Unrelated questions, how is the dps check for Lindwurm and how bad are the damage downs in those fight
otherwise you need to remeld or get two rings and swap between them
no
Dd are 50%
And dps check is higher than 11
Are there any really fast mechs that often cause DDs?
M12p1 is easiest fight
ah but i guess i have to put -1 dht +1 det
not rly
but in hindsight getting a bracelet is easier than getting a feet
so maybe i just do that
i alrdy have pld bis but i'd rather gear other jobs
instead of sacrifing a coffer for an off-job sks fix
but i can sacrifice the bracelet cuz nobody wants it besides striking/maiming anyway
take all the loot
hmmmmmmm i wonder if I can get an advanced merchant's tale party pretty quickly hmmmm
after 59 years itās happening
whats that
beast master
JP bluesky
jp twitter
Gcds being different color beasties
I would be surprised if it actually turns out to be a real pet job
I feel like it'll be a summoner-esque blue mage but we'll see
like a bestiary instead of a spellbook or something
i wouldn't hate that but i would like mobs to be able to do more than one thing
would be nice if it changed multiple spells depending on the beasts you select I guess
like GW2 weapons change skills
Me when I rams voice ultra vibrate for the 700th time in a row
The bst meta is going to be getting a morbol and giving the plague to everything
Alternatively: the mobs from stone vigil that murder sprout tanks
Wait what if you can tame hunt marks
Not happening but hmmm think of the possibilities
i wish the game would do stuff like that
like i know some hunt marks (and fates) let you learn blue mage spells but there's always an alternative "easier" source
I think there should be 1 super rare spawning item for blue mages to get
also make the monster that spawns the item have a 1 hr window to spawn with the window refreshing every three days and it requires you to kill a bunch of a specific monster
hello ffxi
Peak mmo isms
I do think the game could use some obtuse shit like this at least for side content
I know fishing does at least thatās cool
The monkeys paw curls and now true bis is only obtainable this way and you cannot receive the item via trading or by going to a low populated server
based based based based based based based
dynamis upon seeing a flood of travelers

surely it's actually good content
I'm hoping it's more interesting than just different flavours of AoE BLU spells
But
ball crushing peak ultimate where
surely having spent four patches on it it's good
four lords ultimate 
inshallah you will be made into a hash brown

i curse you to eating chili spaghetti
classic
gm tobandy
deserved for playing pct
mb
Holy delayed reply
Fair
lol
its funny that four lords is the one that gets all the ulti reqs when its literally the worst trial series in the entire game 
who got the gif of final heaven in p12s
i just think its funny because people vocally DON'T want it
(except biscuit)
but yes if we get any trial series as an ult it should be werlyt
well from what an interview said
the next Ultimate is supposed to be kinda meta
sooo...

werlyt ultimate would be a 1 minute long fight and 21 minutes of unskippable cutscenes and the difficulty is preserving your will to live
idk what the fuck we'll get
yeah
that's Praetorium Ultimate before they split it in half
werlyt ultimate requires a webcam. if you look away at any point you wipe
1 minute of fight, 1 hour 26 minutes of End of Evangelion but with the Au Ra pilots
fuck it were going back to xi, 80 hour boss fight with sleep shifts
praetorium ultimate would have the gaius monologue but it's not a cutscene. instead it's the hardest mechanic the game has ever seen while he's talking
you gotta do all Weapon Extremes, Gaius monologue with an insane mechanic, and then Ultima Weapon Ultimate all
gaius monologue ultimate would be so goddamn funny
dont forget the hardest dps check they have ever made
have it slap a sleep debuff part way through too
purely cause players falling asleep
oh neat i guess taiwan got their light heavy weight launch
ive been awake for like 9 hrs now!
this brings back memories
yeah but i wasnt awake therefore you didnt exist until i awoke therefore good morning
they are doing brute bomber
i remember thinking it was soooo intense my first time lmao
the TB was funny when the tank died
bc he would just punch each person to death one by one
true
i think im starting to miss perfect alexander ao3
return of the goat
ive seen this name somewhere
daring today aren't we?
Well it's not untrue
The plot of solo leveling is ass
Animation is good tho
People will say that then turn around and glaze dragon ball
OG dragon ball good















