endgame-lounge

[dapper zealot]

Is am greganent?

[dreamy whale]

She up

[valid solar]

I am neither a tank nor a healer I fear

[dreamy whale]

Oh dearge

What do u need

[jolly flume]

@thin fox since you're so fond of scrandle I thought you would appreciate this

[valid solar]

I play melee and phys range

[dreamy whale]

@rapid whale you coming?

[rapid whale]

Your party already blew up??

[valid solar]

bapple mainly plays caster but I think he has tanks with crafted ? not 100% sure though

[rapid whale]

My alts have healer and tank gear

[dreamy whale]

One person mcdonalds wifi one person left

[rapid whale]

780 I think

[dreamy whale]

Ok

[valid solar]

yeah he needs healer/tank

[dreamy whale]

We can make the phys ranged or melee work possibly

We try

Workinge

[valid solar]

do not kick them to make space for me

I shall simply join the next party

[rapid whale]

This is your fault for not waiting bison bison

[dreamy whale]

We have an omnicrafter they gonna make the gear for the phys ranged tank

So we needge healer

[dreamy whale]

Password in dented fr

[wicked delta]

?

[dreamy whale]

Or tankge

[dapper zealot]

Do they not have 770 gear?

[dreamy whale]

Not for tenk

[jolly flume]

!

[dreamy whale]

Pf exploding helpge

[rapid whale]

im afraid to ask but

did you study

[dreamy whale]

Yes

[rapid whale]

hectors blessings upon you

i dont see the pf

[dreamy whale]

Adjusting to omit your slots

[rapid whale]

i dont see it up at all in private

[dreamy whale]

Ok check again

[rapid whale]

gdi its alr sch

i only have sage

this mf

ig i tonk it

[jolly flume]

just double shield it lol

who cares

not like overwriting a spreadlo in 9 has consequences

you'd probably be better off double shielding than letting a week 9 fresh prog shield healer play scholar anyways lmao

[dreamy whale]

Coffinfiller prog ong

[jolly flume]

if you have to prog coffinfiller

that would be kinda sad

[rapid whale]

wats that

[jolly flume]

the uh

first roller thing

with the chainsaw cleaves

[dreamy whale]

[rapid whale]

erm

[dreamy whale]

I was getting callouts idek how to see safe spots

[wicked delta]

Imagine actually having to prog the coffin

[rapid whale]

i thought you studied

[dreamy whale]

I did

Studying ≠ comprehending

[sinful brook]

Yeah but he can't see

[dreamy whale]

Im blindge

[wicked delta]

Side glowing bad

[jolly flume]

that's cultural appropriation

[wicked delta]

You won mechanic

[sinful brook]

No raid experienced

[jolly flume]

only Im allowed to be blind

[dreamy whale]

Healer gotta cast esuna

[wicked delta]

No you’re just stupid

[sinful brook]

I'm blinder than you though

[jolly flume]

ok fine

we can be blind

[wicked delta]

Can I be blind too

[jolly flume]

no fuck off

stay in your lane

[worn bluff]

coffinmaker normal is harder

[wicked delta]

Wtf

You’re literally racist to me right now

[jolly flume]

yes.

[wicked delta]

Im modmailing

[jolly flume]

biscuit will answer and he will call you a slur

like g*nshin impact player

[zealous meteor]

whoa whoa whoa

chiyo posting actual slurs in endgame lounge

wtf

[rapid whale]

"i studied"

[wicked delta]

[dapper zealot]

What is Taurus Taurus doing

[wicked delta]

enraging to the coffin

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[worn bluff]

that chiyo guy prob not pressing buttons smh

[rain geode]

The pokemon?

[clear plume]

My friend is down bad they’re looking for bard+ast for their tank parse in criterion

[low hearth]

mb

[rapid whale]

[rain geode]

Besides me of course

[ember quartz]

just reached 1st pass in tea

wheel upsing uplander doom

[uncut pebble]

what is this dude

[clear plume]

texas turtle burger

[coral swallow]

anyone on cerberus could help me get voice skills from Cutter's Cry dungeon? I'm new blue mage >.<

[sleek moon]

arrowslop is hard

how bad is the third boss?

[proven pivot]

What was the thought process behind making DT artifact gear undyeable unless you finish role questd

[rapid whale]

to make you do the role quests

[proper cave]

Give you a reason to do role quests since they're not required anymore

[rain geode]

To give the role quests a good reward

[proven pivot]

But

What if idgaf about role quests

[proper cave]

Can skip the cutscenes if you want

[rain geode]

I dunno I prefer it over doing pvp for the dyable job gear

[proper cave]

If you still don't want to do them but also want to dye your artifact gear then, I don't know, perish I guess.

[dreamy whale]

Hi bros

[proven pivot]

Pvp good once you know how to abuse mch and rdm

[proven pivot]

:c

[clear plume]

thenu skip cutscenes and it takes like 10 minutes

[proven pivot]

But yeah i’m doing phys r role quests from shb… it’s gonna take a while but i need the sam top

[proven pivot]

You sure about that?

[rain geode]

Nah pvp sucks it's the worst thing In the game

[low hearth]

You gotta study up gang @dreamy whale

[dreamy whale]

Yuh

[proven pivot]

I hate it too kinda but it gives good xp

I get the cc itch sometimes

[low hearth]

You gotta hit the training dummy bro

[stray forge]

That is one cruel report

[zealous meteor]

[dreamy whale]

Astaghfirullah I will become a smn main

[zealous meteor]

have you considered just getting better at keeping uptime. instead of switching jobs constantly

[rapid whale]

u first /s

[zealous meteor]

[dreamy whale]

Yea I just don’t like cast bars

[rapid whale]

i literally asked you and you said blm

fym

[dreamy whale]

Was my highest level job

[rapid whale]

well now you know what savage is like at least

[zealous meteor]

sorry there's fish to catch

[valid solar]

do you find anthropomorphic Pokémon pleasing to the eyes

[stray forge]

People keep sending me “gyaru” bulbasaurs

[valid solar]

I cant afford ram because people enjoy this unironically

[tulip wraith]

its not real ai thankfully

[rapid whale]

wat

[tulip wraith]

its a site where you larp as ai

[valid solar]

oh that sounds fun

[valid solar]

I see

what day are we going in for m11 again

[tulip wraith]

you just write random questions, then random people have 60 seconds to answer it

[stray forge]

Actually I’m not taking any chances with that

[sleek moon]

coulda hit the button on top

to see what it says

[stray forge]

I don’t have twitter

People just send me these screens

Lol

[stray forge]

Sunday

[uncut pebble]

mb

[valid solar]

whats the timing

[low hearth]

Casting might be too hard for you gang @dreamy whale

Swap to tank

[rapid whale]

also @dreamy whale cap your tomes

every week

[true beacon]

Bulbasaur and Ivysaur in Pokopia speak with a “gyaru” style in JP, Venasaur in an “ara ara” style

[worn bluff]

“have you considered getting good” damn

[zealous meteor]

nO

[rapid whale]

ic thats p funny

[wicked delta]

Endgame gamers

For M12 P1

Is it better to use wings over plenary on fixer

Opening fixer

[jolly flume]

I wouldn't

just plenary and then use temp to cover like literally all of act 1 + you can smuggle the divine caress proc for fixer after

[wicked delta]

Got it

[jolly flume]

and you have plenary back there too

[true beacon]

Also send some of them plz

[stray forge]

if biscuit gigaclaps me i blame you

[true beacon]

Just dm them then

[rapid whale]

i wonder what that meeting was like

"we should make the bulbasaur talk like a gyaru" "director san what do you mean"

[wind cypress]

for m12s p2 replication, you just wait in your spot to get debuffs, then move to get the opposite attack?

[rapid whale]

which rep

if rep 1 yea basically

i prefer to think of it as, "you must receive dark debuff 1 time"

[wicked delta]

gulp

[rapid whale]

is it your turn to b content

[wicked delta]

no

[rapid whale]

you hate me

[wicked delta]

in a vc alr

[rapid whale]

gg ill shut up i swear

[low hearth]

Lowk tanking this tier is easy as shit

These new gen raiders wouldn’t have survived against those Yans

If Yan wanted you gone he would do it himself. He was like dat bruh.

[remote gate]

are endwalker tanks old school gamers

[wicked delta]

I got to act 3 but ???????

[rapid whale]

i linked u mit plan

[low hearth]

Yall should be one pulling p1 bro

[rapid whale]

pain became an elitist smh

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/haechan-haechan-scratching-head-haechan-scratches-head-nct-scratches-head-gif-23424607

[uncut pebble]

did u do looper right :3

[low hearth]

No way they made jobs easier just for you guys to wipe to act 3

[stray forge]

whats a looper

[finite plank]

3412

[stray forge]

isnt that like a b tier movie from ancient times

[wicked delta]

Yeah

[craggy marsh]

Is this Chiyo irl

[low hearth]

[wicked delta]

Act 3 is breaking my brain bruh

[low hearth]

Bro

Look the the top left corner if there’s shit there stay

If there’s nothing there rotate clockwise

Expert Dungeon level mechanic

or just sheep

[wicked delta]

Im sorry for seeing a mechanic for the first time and not immediately understanding it

[jolly flume]

chud raider

[stray forge]

Chud Raider - Balmung

[low hearth]

Study ahead

I think you can just sheep ts though

[wicked delta]

It was act 2 prog and I wasn’t expecting to get past it

[vestal hollow]

how dare you not have precog

[low hearth]

you can look over the raid plan for like 5 minutes and have phase 1 memorized 😭

[wicked delta]

Okay man

[vestal hollow]

speak for yourself lmao

very constructive to go "idk just do it lol"

[low hearth]

Ok

[steep narwhal]

i keep the cheat sheet open and i still hate the mech

[vestal hollow]

hi wuwa

[steep narwhal]

WUWA???

[wicked delta]

I got through it

[steep narwhal]

thts what u think

[vestal hollow]

[steep narwhal]

all p2 progs are act 3 progs

[vestal hollow]

isnt that ur name

?

[wicked delta]

[steep narwhal]

my name is

tobi stinks

[glass pine]

hi 1u1u

[wicked delta]

Wtf…

[low hearth]

after that it’s just the goofy ass ravenous reach spreads

[vestal hollow]

woah

chirp

[low hearth]

[valid solar]

[vestal hollow]

my name is

[valid solar]

why is lulu in endgame lounge

[vestal hollow]

toby drools

[valid solar]

I thought she quit ffxiv

[steep narwhal]

ok ill go

and cry in a hole

[valid solar]

[steep narwhal]

whatever.

[valid solar]

mb

[vestal hollow]

wuwa come play wow with me

[steep narwhal]

be toxic to women on international women's day bungo.

[steep narwhal]

i am on free trial

[jolly flume]

don't gotta tell me twice

[valid solar]

I thought that was yesterday

[vestal hollow]

Check your bank account kitten .

[steep narwhal]

[jolly flume]

yeah it's empty

[steep narwhal]

NO???

[grand mesa]

Respectfully, shut up

[jolly flume]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wuthering-waves-sysana-wQ0k6S1lgYZmklS5HR

[steep narwhal]

IT'S PLUMP W MONEY

[steep narwhal]

DID U NOT SEE MY LUUK ROLLS

[jolly flume]

plump with luuk

[vestal hollow]

slurps out the monyey

[grand mesa]

It doesn't help to tell people that a mech is "just easy, do it"

[jolly flume]

oh did you get lucky

[steep narwhal]

yes

[jolly flume]

die

[steep narwhal]

so lucky

[jolly flume]

explode

blocked.

[steep narwhal]

HE LOVES ME!!!

DOCTOR!!

[valid solar]

[steep narwhal]

bungo hates me

[grand mesa]

What part of it

[vestal hollow]

i highkirkenbylutely need to keep gearing and leveling my chars

[steep narwhal]

tobi is smurfing in act 3 now

[vestal hollow]

its cooked

[steep narwhal]

[valid solar]

actually I hate blond men

[wicked delta]

It was mostly where I needed to stand but I sort of get it now

[valid solar]

[grand mesa]

Ah, gotcha

[low hearth]

Whatever man

[wicked delta]

Like I understand the mech conceptually but I was like ????? so I got lost for two pulls lol

[steep narwhal]

[steep narwhal]

it's ok

it gets everyone

[jolly flume]

just go opposite cardinal of your tumor as soon as it spawns and then rotate one if you need

helps to prepos instead of trying to react all at once

[daring pine]

me and my static are still figuring out act 2

xd

[steep narwhal]

what is act 2

is tht looper

[loud nymph]

ye

[jolly flume]

I'm still figuring out act 2

[steep narwhal]

ah

[brisk charm]

ya

[wicked delta]

Someone sent strat board in party and it genuinely helped

[steep narwhal]

ya i keep tht open

[jolly flume]

act 2 starts and then I lose consciousness and when I wake up the mechanic is solved and there's a splattershed casting

[steep narwhal]

it's my shit

theres a p2 strategy board too

tht has like cheat sheet for all mechs

[daring pine]

act 2 starts then i count the lindwurm's mystery goop

[valid solar]

is there an idiots guide to idyllic

[loud nymph]

I honestly haven't had too much trouble figuring out act 3 it's just that it's fucking fast

[steep narwhal]

yeah

[daring pine]

then he squishes us in his gay little coil and i lose consciousness

[grand mesa]

I'm sorry no one loved you as a child.

[steep narwhal]

it's called dont be bungo and hate women

[grand mesa]

Anyways

[jolly flume]

yeah its called hector lectures

watch the guide chud bungo

[steep narwhal]

chud bungo isnt even raiding

[valid solar]

mb

[grand mesa]

What part of it are you having issue with

[jolly flume]

chud bungo...

[vestal hollow]

WUWA

WHERE

MY M+ HEALER KITTEN

[steep narwhal]

where wat

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-car-silly-cat-sad-scary-gif-12889095585962936860

shes busy

w slay the spire 2

[jolly flume]

I wanna like wow

the gameplay is so fun

its just so ugly

[grand mesa]

I'll bother with wow one day

[steep narwhal]

if i get a dm to sub for uwu im gonna explode my friends

[grand mesa]

Maybe when I quit xiv

[steep narwhal]

[grand mesa]

I can't pay for 2 mmo subs

[jolly flume]

when I quit xiv I'm never touching another mmo again god forbid

[steep narwhal]

some ppl never quit

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/oreo-theb-bunny-oreo-cute-watermelon-lover-gif-12097996

[vestal hollow]

hard to say no to wow when they have elves covered in body hair

[daring pine]

are u an elf covered in body hair

[vestal hollow]

3 of my chars are lol

[daring pine]

sign me up

[glass pine]

dragon girls...

[valid solar]

I cant get past act 2

[grand mesa]

I stopped playing for a year one time

[jolly flume]

someone get this idiot a napkin his face is dripping

[steep narwhal]

do u play alone

[valid solar]

yeah

[steep narwhal]

oh

me and my friend cleared it

[daring pine]

hello beautiful

[steep narwhal]

we were smurfing

[valid solar]

I see

[vestal hollow]

[steep narwhal]

and everyone + their mom was like

dming me on steam

[vestal hollow]

yknow what i hate today

w*men

[daring pine]

sobs

oomf hates me

[jolly flume]

huge fan of women personally

[valid solar]

imagine hating women

[brisk charm]

oomf lets prog

[rapid whale]

do you want my notes

[valid solar]

I should clarify I meant act 2 in slay the spire not act 2 m12s

[brisk charm]

OH

[jolly flume]

who up looping they shi

[valid solar]

sure

[daring pine]

im up astrologianing my shit

[valid solar]

I get the stack and defam part

but then everything after that

[daring pine]

and coughing my lungs out

apparently

[valid solar]

short circuits my brain

[jolly flume]

do you want my notes

[vestal hollow]

mb marce my spores are everywhere

[daring pine]

sarah help i dont feel too good

i need my emotional support rat

[valid solar]

depends on whether or not they have halmarut pictures in between the mechanic explanations

[jolly flume]

it was a trick question I don't have any notes

[valid solar]

gg

[jolly flume]

I can send halmarut art though

[valid solar]

[grand mesa]

I'll take any you have

[daring pine]

val help im dying

[grand mesa]

What happened

[daring pine]

idk i was hanging out with a bunny and i started coughing my lungs out

arghh

[valid solar]

you are

allergic to bnuy

[daring pine]

NO

[zealous meteor]

bun allergy

[daring pine]

never

[zealous meteor]

yeah

[daring pine]

i am surrounded by bunny always

[zealous meteor]

i'm sorry

[grand mesa]

Oh

Allergies..

[daring pine]

i dont actually have any allergies

[round hazel]

@low hearth Not everyone progs content the same or has the same raiding ability. Please refrain from being elitist or putting unhelpful comments such as this.
Please also refrain from retorting to a mentor in dismissive manner.

[daring pine]

i should get some water

jesus

[jolly flume]

/siruphial/status/2026732999279251501

[steep narwhal]

[grand mesa]

Yes

[kind elm]

[daring pine]

is that my beautiful wife

[kind elm]

me sharing fellowship friend codes be like

[vestal hollow]

Liv.

[steep narwhal]

no it's ur stinky wife

[kind elm]

hi

[daring pine]

she can be beautiful and stinky

its o

okay

[grand mesa]

I hope we get more scale options

[steep narwhal]

true

stinky beautiful

[jolly flume]

we need scale colors

[glass pine]

my chud wife

[grand mesa]

omg

it's 🅱️irp

[daring pine]

we need piercings and scars and tattoos

but square enix will not

grr

[glass pine]

is that my favourite mentor and #1 black mage val

[valid solar]

#1 black mage ???

[grand mesa]

naur..

Those were tea historicals LOL

And, yes. It is...

I was pretty good at blm, though

[daring pine]

val why is ast so fun

[grand mesa]

button go brr

[trim frost]

god i hope bst is fun

[grand mesa]

You have a lot of things to press

[trim frost]

i'll be so sad if it's buns

[kind elm]

british summer time 💔

[jolly flume]

getting a perfectly timed star or macro expiration so that it looks like you didn't take damage is basically crack

[trim frost]

i don’t respect british people

[daring pine]

you hate me

[daring pine]

this works with lady too i think

when you weave it at the perfect moment

[uncut pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-who-kto-kto-to-jest-nameful1337-gif-16912411576707342428

[daring pine]

adriann

the cutest deer bunny

wtf i almost stood on a plug

[grand mesa]

Most stars this tier are -4 or -10

I think

[daring pine]

like

countdown wise?

[jolly flume]

yeah

[daring pine]

i was confused for a sec

tired brain

[grand mesa]

-10 for m9 works

But I think you get 2 target if you -3

[daring pine]

whats up with the -4 though

[grand mesa]

It's for

M12p1 and p2

[jolly flume]

you preplace star so it naturally explodes under div, you have a pretty big range of time to do this but certain alignments make it heal it more convenient spots

[daring pine]

ic

[grand mesa]

Yeah

[daring pine]

does p2 have checkpoint

[jolly flume]

yea

[grand mesa]

yes

[daring pine]

hm

weird that m8 didnt

[jolly flume]

m8's back half was freelo

[daring pine]

true

[jolly flume]

if I had to sit through p1 every pull to prog idyllic I'd rope neck

[grand mesa]

They were experimenting with no checkpoints in m4 and m8

But you also had to make the second phases slightly easier

[daring pine]

i didnt do lhw but i would imagine people weren’t a fan

[grand mesa]

So it wasn't a backloaded mess

It was fine, ngl

M4 was executed pretty well

[jolly flume]

it was an introductory tier

I still think m3 is like complete garbage though

[grand mesa]

M3 was probably the sore spot

[rapid whale]

lhw was so easy there was week 1 clears with double digit deaths

[daring pine]

i mean the no checkpoint thing specifically

[jolly flume]

oh

[daring pine]

i know what people thought of lhw as a whole

[jolly flume]

I think the way they did wicked thunder was pretty neat

[grand mesa]

Wicked thunder was good

[jolly flume]

just the second half kinda sucked for reasons unrelated to the way they set up the fight phasing

[grand mesa]

I didn't do m8

[rapid whale]

sunrise was a cool mech

m8s better p1 but

i have a soft spot for m4s being first tier n all that

[jolly flume]

who up chaining they lightning

[rapid whale]

m8s p1 is peak, it was everything i thought savage would be when I first started xiv

[daring pine]

cw being my first tier 💔

[grand mesa]

m4 was a good 4th floor

[glass pine]

i wish people could do sunrise

[grand mesa]

I think m2 could have been harder

[jolly flume]

I wish people didn't have to do sunrise

[grand mesa]

Same

[rapid whale]

fuck m2

[jolly flume]

just upress your buttons

[daring pine]

just heal boss

[jolly flume]

every time I saw a melee lb cts party I lost another braincell

and I didn't have many to spare to begin with

[grand mesa]

Felt

Maybe I should do TEA

[steep narwhal]

im so hungry

[grand mesa]

I miss it

[valid solar]

alright gang

https://cupnoodle.moe/m4s/sunrise/

[glass pine]

I've been wanting to do TEA since forever but could never find a eu static doing fresh prog

[valid solar]

who can still do sunrise

[grand mesa]

Understandable

[daring pine]

after my static clears tier we're doing TEA soi m excited

[grand mesa]

I think you might have better luck in pf but

[steep narwhal]

im eating marce

[grand mesa]

That's also a pain in itself

[daring pine]

i havent been into tea in ages

furthest i got was uuh

i forgot what comes after first nisi pass

the water thing

[glass pine]

yeah I'm just averse to pfing ultimates

[grand mesa]

Water stack

[daring pine]

yeah

[grand mesa]

And, fair

Solo ulti pf is pain

It's usually better with friends

[daring pine]

i remember when i fucked up first pass and my partner (gnb iirc) screamed "REBECCA SAVE ME!"

and i just fucking died laughing

[grand mesa]

If I had a leveled alt I'd offer to do it with you but

😔

[daring pine]

because we were in vc

[valid solar]

raid on materia

[daring pine]

so he actually screamed it

😭

[valid solar]

[daring pine]

bungo come back to roe and i'll give your left thumb back

[daring pine]

you cant eat me wtf lulu

thats mean

[steep narwhal]

im hungry

[grand mesa]

That doesn't exist

[jolly flume]

zzz

[trim frost]

cat barrels are peak

[daring pine]

friend not food

[trim frost]

what

oh

[jolly flume]

the

[worn bluff]

i miss m4

[daring pine]

FUCK its onsal

time to farm @ mid

bard life forever

[glass pine]

the sludge is coming

[jolly flume]

I miss p10s

WOODS, I SUMMON THEE

[daring pine]

i miss p8s

• woods

[jolly flume]

this dog keeps jumping on me every two minutes

[valid solar]

why did you banish me to the past

[wicked delta]

got through most of act 3

[glass pine]

how

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

time travel unlocked

bungo can you time travel back to august 2023 and smash my router with a brick when I was installing ffxiv

[grand mesa]

Curse of ra

[grand mesa]

Just stop playing

ez

[worn bluff]

why didn't you just go through the entire fight in 5 mins smh

[wicked delta]

mb im new

[valid solar]

if you're going back in lemme know

I shall help with prog

[wicked delta]

i might go back in tmr

see how i feel

[steep narwhal]

hungry

[jolly flume]

sunk prog fallacy

[grand mesa]

typical gacha player...

[worn bluff]

after 80 pulls you are guaranteed prog

but 50% chance that it's the prog point you want

[jolly flume]

you

[rapid whale]

you lose your 50 50 and pulled a 5 star mental health debuff

[valid solar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-surprise-keith-Wrff5O8wRb20SElsLP

[jolly flume]

man I want ice cream

[true beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/wicked-step-p10s-ffxiv-cat-gif-2496285503730020471

[wicked delta]

💀

[low hearth]

Nisi passes are way too hard

[neat quarry]

literally my cat

[jolly flume]

built like a pillow

[worn bluff]

was p10 the first time the game ever gave us a tower that launches people?

since then it's been m6, m11, m12.. not sure if any others

[steep narwhal]

IM SO HUNGRY

[glass pine]

eat big cheeseburger

[vestal hollow]

beesjurger

[valid solar]

everybody forgets m3

[worn bluff]

that's just kb not launch

[jolly flume]

because nobody wants to remember it

slop fight

[uncut pebble]

#yup

[worn bluff]

in 8.0 every tower will launch

[daring pine]

guh

honk shoo mimimimimi

i need like 550 more comms

[low hearth]

hop on healer

[daring pine]

i am on healer

[jolly flume]

it only took me two months to get the 600 comms I needed for combat mentor

but that was also like

two months of abject misery doing like 10 normal raid roulettes a day

exclusively on healer

[daring pine]

i'll get it eventually

zz

i dont want bk crown that badly

[jolly flume]

I was just that bored waiting for 7.4 savage

[low hearth]

It’s like 5% aura

Maybe 2%

[daring pine]

negative aura bk crown makes you even more ass at the game

ok i go bedge now

[sleek moon]

so mentor mount while waiting for 8.0?????

[trim frost]

i keep the crown off

only have it on when it's forced on me in mentor roulette

[jolly flume]

not a fucking chance

[wicked delta]

Me too but mostly bc I do dumbass shit

Dont need to get flamed harder with the crown on

[jolly flume]

I keep mine on cuz it looks cool

I wish it was like just a sword for the combat mentor one though

I'd use that instead

[wicked delta]

Theres a dude playing golden in uldah

I cant fucking escape kpop demon hunters no matter what I do

[trim frost]

so there's a 56 year old woman here

[wicked delta]

Hes playing soda pop now

[trim frost]

i've had performance permamuted for years

midi files annoy the fuck outta me

[jolly flume]

there's been a few times I've heard people play some cool shit but most of the time it sounds like total ass

[worn bluff]

i like it when someone is trying to jam out manually

[raw sand]

manual jammers scare me

[jolly flume]

heard one of them bands play cruel angel's thesis once

[worn bluff]

even though it doesn’t sound good it’s fun that people still do it

[wicked delta]

I still remember the people who played baby shark like

For 3 days straight

In Limsa…

[jolly flume]

doo doo doodododo

[wicked delta]

Oh hes playing lil nas x now

I wont blacklist him

[quick flame]

ugh EX PF has been so bad this week, impossible to get a party for Necron between Aether being closed off and no one joining

[low hearth]

That Necron ex was kinda peak

entire raid wiping at the end because of tank aggro

[uncut pebble]

[shadow pilot]

8

[round burrow]

Thank fuck i got absolute tyranny ochestrion Roll on my first run

jammed to it ever since

[low hearth]

long live the king

[wicked delta]

P1 clear next week cluegi?

[round burrow]

M11 my beloved <3

[low hearth]

put up the p1 any chest

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15613675

[wicked delta]

Lemme do a few more reps first bro 😭🙏🏾

[trim frost]

rep 1 and rep 2

[jolly flume]

Tobias casts Arcadian Hell.

[dreamy whale]

So sleepy

Mimimimi

[wicked delta]

Then sleep?

[wicked delta]

I wish I was this cool

[dreamy whale]

I just woke up lmao

More sleep now

[wicked delta]

Boutta hook you up

[flat bane]

[wicked delta]

He seems fine to me

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-awkward-hide-shy-embarrassed-gif-9274959

[flat bane]

yeah, his name is John Nonec Lang Fingers

[limpid edge]

a nice 0.01% enrage

[rapid whale]

huh

[limpid edge]

i need to see a log

[limpid edge]

waitin for someone to upload a log so i can see how much hp the tyrant had

[low hearth]

mb i didnt crit

[boreal pumice]

seeing the log will only hurt you more

[amber fable]

Someone holding

Real good

[dreamy whale]

Ong

[grand mesa]

only good players crit, i fear

[tulip anvil]

whats a good average dps for a sage

[tulip anvil]

with no deaths the first one is a whm and the 2nd one is a sge

[grand mesa]

Gear?

should be hitting 18-19k minimum on ex wep and a bunch of unupgraded tome

[tulip anvil]

they were 776

[grand mesa]

On the lower end

Mmh

It should still be higher than 16k

If you plug the log into xivanalysis you can probably tell how much uptime they're losing

You can anonymise the log on fflogs and send it to me i can do it myself

[tulip anvil]

i think it might be this

[grand mesa]

that certainly doesn't help

what's the overall gcd uptime?

[tulip anvil]

around 91%

[valid solar]

[grand mesa]

they might also be losing uses of their damage cooldowns

phlegmas and the 60s ogcd (I forgot it's name)

Either way

they aren't doing too hot

[rapid whale]

mb im new

[alpine plover]

Why do i always see the sages and whms at negative uptime

Actually dont answer that

[valid solar]

ok I wont

[grand mesa]

ast and schs get it too

but you don't see them often

though

I feel like sch and ast players are probably less likely to be new on average

I guess.

[valid solar]

idk how you have low uptime as sch when ruin 1 exists

[alpine plover]

2

[grand mesa]

some people get nervous and forget its a button

[rapid whale]

in my defense

[valid solar]

sch is the only one with a permanently available instant cast gcd right

not counting dots

[rapid whale]

i was trying to figure out who to heal when there was like 5 deaths

[grand mesa]

that's a different story

when shit's hit the fan it's reasonable to focus on recovery

[grand mesa]

yes

though

every healer has their own tools to mitigate that

lightspeed good button

lillies good button

[tulip anvil]

btw i have a query

[valid solar]

she forgot about toxikon

[grand mesa]

sge also has euk prog (technically)

you shouldnt be overwriting your shield though

[tulip anvil]

i found a way that helps me to Orbital Omen without getting a damage down but it involves dropping a gcd, ive tried other methods but i wasnt able to do them, is that ok?

[grand mesa]

losing 1 gcd > damage down

[finite plank]

what job are you

[grand mesa]

usually

[daring pine]

^^

[tulip anvil]

pct, i usually try to prep a swifted motif beforehand to minimize the loss

but theres still a second or so of downtime before i start my rotation again

[grand mesa]

You shouldn't be getting downtime there at all if boss is mid

unless you're having issues focusing on your gcd when you're dodging something

[tulip anvil]

the latter, its not downtime as in i cant hit the boss but downtime because im focusing on dodging

[valid solar]

how much potency would a gcd need to have that missing it is worse than a damage down

[daring pine]

five trillion

bunger spotted

[grand mesa]

tbh

just spam holy in white

at that point

unless you're only clipping a gcd and not losing an entire one

its better to be rolling it with "bad filler" than missing one at all

[grand mesa]

uhh

depends on the job

[tulip anvil]

i might be exaggerating, it definitely feels like a second

[daring pine]

val i hit my head :(

[terse zodiac]

swift motif on its own should give you more than enough time to dodge without pressing anything else

i use like 1 instacast at 2.15 gcd

[rapid whale]

is it a ping issue for you or

[alpine plover]

1 gcd missed or 15 gcds at half damage

[rapid whale]

cuz i play pct as well and i can assure you the swift motif is enough time

[alpine plover]

And a potential death

Hmmmmm....

[worn bluff]

a couple gcds over the course of a fight isn't a big deal especially with gear. but yeah orbital should be an easy fix to keep uptime

[tulip anvil]

its a skill issue, i need to focus on aiming my smudge properly so i dont get hit

[rapid whale]

wat

i dont use smudge at all during that

r u not doing the melee dodge

[worn bluff]

smudge will send you too far

[tulip anvil]

no

[rapid whale]

ic then ya idk

[tulip anvil]

im doing a weird dodge that allows me to actually do it because im too slow for the melee dodge

[rapid whale]

for me after the 2min its 1 standard gcd -> 1 standard motif -> 1 swift motif

and by the time the gcd is back off cd from the swift motif, the mech is over

[worn bluff]

if you position close enough to the edge of where the lines will hit, you shouldn't need to move much

[alpine plover]

Baptomencer

[rapid whale]

themis

[alpine plover]

Im not themis im tithus

[rapid whale]

wait ur not themis

mb

[alpine plover]

Themis dissapeared

[valid solar]

bro called tithus a slur

[rapid whale]

ik they are spelled nothing about

[valid solar]

[rapid whale]

but somehow my brain made them sound the same

[tulip anvil]

honestly im not gonna bother trying to learn a new way of doing it now, ive tried mutliple different ways before and 90% of the time it would involve me dying

[alpine plover]

time to report bapples

[rapid whale]

gg its jover

[alpine plover]

it must be the name font

ill change it

[terse zodiac]

i am very curious what the smudge strat is now

[tulip anvil]

there is no smudge strat

i just do the other non uptime way of dodging but smudge

[terse zodiac]

thats what i mean tho how does smudge fit in

[tulip anvil]

i just aim a smudge into the safe spot

[terse zodiac]

the melee safe spot?

[tulip anvil]

instead of walking

[worn bluff]

i mean if your current way of doing things is still getting you hit, then you'll have to change what you're doing anyways

[tulip anvil]

no

[terse zodiac]

bc theres plenty of safe spots

[tulip anvil]

i usually just dodge into the first + i see

[terse zodiac]

ah

[tulip anvil]

no rhyme or reason, just +

[rapid whale]

monka

[worn bluff]

if you divide the arena into squares, no matter where you start (as long as it's safe from the first lines) there will be a square you can step into to dodge the next lines

[terse zodiac]

honestly i should start doing that

[worn bluff]

so there isn't any dodge that should require the distance or speed of a smudge

[rapid whale]

ya the melee dodge is like unironically less movement than 1 marker

like the ones you can place down

[tulip anvil]

it works for me and doesnt get me hit so

[rapid whale]

yea

[terse zodiac]

no matter where the first plus is you should easily be able to dodge into it like the melee dodge if you're ranged i think?

[rapid whale]

this late into the tier gear shouldnt be the factor that holds you back so if dropping a gcd or using a holy helps you win go for it

[worn bluff]

well you were saying your issue is that you have to take downtime to make it work

if you're ok with the downtime and accept it and you don't get hit, then it's fine

[tulip anvil]

a second of downtime isnt gonna change much

[rapid whale]

yea im just saying as a picto player myself it is by no means a requirement

[worn bluff]

if it were week 1 then i might say work on keeping uptime

but with gear now it realistically doesn't matter that much

[daring pine]

chemst

[grand mesa]

chemst

[alpine plover]

chemist

[trim frost]

i like stampege personally

[tulip anvil]

is there a checkpoint for m12s

[dapper zealot]

it's a door boss, yeah

[alpine plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962646432362405938/1463536415345217618/20260118_HealthyObeseSandwichNomNom-POJ3mHEho0PJpvMe_source.mp4?ex=69af7dc0&is=69ae2c40&hm=577733872ce41bc8b1e6350bc77d3b16aba03e9b4086fab10cc447b0c1c2c903&

holy

[novel garden]

I've seen that person do so many last second dashes with ninja

[timber stratus]

HealthyObeseSandwichNomNom

[thin tartan]

were not getting a new pot for ult right

[lyric summit]

no

[dapper zealot]

Time for me to stockpile a shiton of pot and popcorn mats for the ult

absolute stonks

[amber fable]

7.4 pot exist because of ult

6.4 didnt had new pot

[dapper zealot]

no new food either?

[amber fable]

7.4 is new everything

[dapper zealot]

ok good

[amber fable]

Theres nothing beyond it

Crafting wise

Well not counting expert crafts

[cerulean crown]

https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Grade_8_Tincture_of_Strength
6.4 did have new pots, lol. there are always new pots with the new food for the raid tier

[amber fable]

Oh ok..i somehow missed that

[dapper zealot]

hmm I probably should have saved that stack of materia to sell when the ult drops instead of last week

[amber fable]

Materia market would dry up at that point

I feel

Its kinda dry already

[versed kayak]

The big materia consumption is overmelding and that's over by now, can't really make a lot of money from 2 guaranteed meld slots

[tough gorge]

yes it did

every raid tier comes with new raid food and pots

[amber fable]

I already saw it above

[tough gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

didn't load in time, ty mobile data

[versed kayak]

my fav stream

[trim frost]

i like elizabeth

panda seems a little chopped

[trim frost]

is this who i think it is

[thin tartan]

not someone we know

it hink

[trim frost]

oh sad

i am curious tho

what's the going rate for lm on 12

[thin tartan]

8-10 milly

[novel garden]

Fkk

Mercs still that high?

[amber fable]

No one is doing weapon LM for 5 mil

Probably can cheap out to 7

[novel garden]

Like I know I capitalize on 38mil in a single week and I kinda was like "okay this won't happen again this tier" lol

So I would figure they would crash in price

[trim frost]

i'm looking at full lm because i want kitty car

[robust shoal]

2seater
jk the cat took ur seat

[trim frost]

a pile of them...

[thin tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[clear plume]

Bros before hoes

Cats before ekittens

[finite plank]

sit on the cat

assert dominance

The Tyrant would too

[robust shoal]

it would have been hilarious if we just stood on the hood like he does

[worn bluff]

made 6 mil on c41 any chest last week

[zealous meteor]

why did we steal one of hector's cats

[wind cypress]

I can't find groups (any chest) everyone wants to LM everything on a fresh clear and I'm like, bro I clear asap, don't want to get stuck at the end of the week with pf who all failed to clear

its nice when you find it, a friend of mine made 10 mil of a m10s c41 any chest 🙃 closer to launch

[grand mesa]

I've helped plenty of parties with 7/8 people having not cleared

[worn bluff]

damn 3m bonus for being a tank

[dapper zealot]

You're welcome

[rapid whale]

its cuz ppl like val and i know help people for free so why would they offer gil /s

[round burrow]

time for m9s reclear again tomorrow

[spice path]

I would totally be in lm mercs if my static didn't meet so late in the week. I guess I can for 9-11 now tho...

[thin tartan]

i wouldv ejoined but my alt only has drk

[worn bluff]

it's ok there was no ilvl req

just roll up in 770 weapon

[jolly flume]

what's with the | mortal |

yes, we are doing a mortal strat

which one? not important

[loud nymph]

m1 taken

weak genes detected

oh and it's a RPR what a shock

[dreamy whale]

Kinger savage is really hard

[jolly flume]

[loud nymph]

I am fucking dogshit at savage and I honestly believe if you can't flex to another spot in your role you need to seek help

[dreamy whale]

Oh yea that’s fair

I just wanted to tell u im bad

[jolly flume]

the first step to not being bad is to be good

hope this helps

[rain geode]

I could probably figure it out to flex but barrier being h2 seems to be standard in every party I've ever been in

[dreamy whale]

Wow I give you fire content and I get told git gud

Tragic

[loud nymph]

me too bro me too

[dreamy whale]

I wanna improve tho

[rain geode]

I've always viewed myself as adequate.

Well in terms of actual gameplay

[dreamy whale]

Will either play smn or a diff role, i struggle with casting

[loud nymph]

honestly just the fact that you want to improve puts you above like 25% of PF

probably more actually

25% is a lowball

[worn bluff]

not the first time i've seen that tbh

i think people forget which word is the strat and which word is the mechanic

[dreamy whale]

I am uhh

Whats the phase with the saws and nails in m9s called

[loud nymph]

adds

[dreamy whale]

Dafuq I thought coffinfiller was add 1

[loud nymph]

I guess it's technically called, like, sadistic screech 2

but everyone just calls it adds 1 and adds 2

[round burrow]

I don't mind main tanking

neither do I mind off tanking.

[worn bluff]

coffinmaker is technically an add but no one really considers it a real mechanic

[round burrow]

considering I have to "main tank" it bc of m10s

[mossy eagle]

Normal mode ass mechanic

[dreamy whale]

Im adds phase prog fr but I was lowkirkenuinely carried

[jolly flume]

hall of the novice ass mechanic

[worn bluff]

ok but your name makes it so much better

[mossy eagle]

What's your role?

[dreamy whale]

Blm

[mossy eagle]

Oh

Yeah fitting name

Is that just deaths

[loud nymph]

yeah I was gonna say

[wicked delta]

[loud nymph]

very suitable name haha

[dreamy whale]

Deaths and im ass

[rapid whale]

i mean

even the pulls you didnt have deaths

[dreamy whale]

60% uptime on a pull I didn’t die

[wicked delta]

i saw that shit live and it was horrid

[mossy eagle]

Oh

[loud nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-at-game-gif-21316651

[mossy eagle]

Back to the striking dummy with you

Or play tank

Shit is FREE

[jolly flume]

xivanalysis uptime module is a study mechanic

[wicked delta]

chiyo

[rapid whale]

chiyo chiyo chiyo no ou

[wicked delta]

remember when the tanks kept murdering each other

[mossy eagle]

Me when I forget the special PLD opener during M10S and everything drifts into oblivion

[wicked delta]

LMFAO

[worn bluff]

be MT. don't have to fight for uptime if the boss always comes to you

[wicked delta]

m9s is an impossible fight

[jolly flume]

what if the boss doesn't come to you

[worn bluff]

ngl i always forget what it even is so i do the -4 opener from M12-1

[mossy eagle]

Sometimes OT vokes during bats and it's so funny I love that for them

[dreamy whale]

Tank is free…

[rapid whale]

isnt that only a gain if u actually see enrage

[worn bluff]

[mossy eagle]

Brother just smash tomahawk

[worn bluff]

based tho tbh

[mossy eagle]

Why are you letting Jesus take the wheel for 1/3rd to half the encounter

[dreamy whale]

Ermge