endgame-lounge

[visual geyser]

Ff14 guide making is a real job

[clear plume]

They don’t even know which I did

[kind elm]

too busy teaching REAL CONTENT (school syllabus) to REAL GAMERS (actual human students)

[visual geyser]

^

NOT DEDICATED

I got filtered by criterion boss 1

Hits hard

My gear sucks 💔

[clear plume]

The second is the wall

[kind elm]

i got filtered by the being subbed check

[clear plume]

[kind elm]

that parts really hard

[visual geyser]

Same that’s why I’m behind on gear

774 in week whatever the fuk

[clear plume]

Second boss I found cheese strat though

Hint for what raidplan I made

[visual geyser]

How do I do the animal mechanic

[clear plume]

Remember the order the boss sings

[visual geyser]

Is there a ez pattern or just eyes

[clear plume]

They will act in the same order

[thin fox]

eyes

[visual geyser]

Rip

[thin fox]

well yeah its the order the boss sings

but theres no like

instant solve

or like "just go cw"

[visual geyser]

Love having to look at the complete other side of the arena for line aoes

[thin fox]

you just have to do what it says

[visual geyser]

Very cool!

[clear plume]

I mean bird and bomb dodge is the same location of to the wall away from them so

[thin fox]

theres just a lot of patterns

[visual geyser]

Yea that’s nice

[clear plume]

Just look beside you then, the opposite will be cleaving the other row

[visual geyser]

I just hate the line aoes tbh

[alpine plover]

[clear plume]

If it’s crab shooting east in top row and you’re tank, horse will always be second row shooting west

[worn bluff]

hector makes guide
"i can't believe hector ruined PF"

hector doesn't make guide
"why no guide hector??"

[clear plume]

[alpine plover]

what's my casual static doing

fking tryhards

[grand mesa]

These are two different groups of ppl, i fear

[worn bluff]

yeah but

if i was hector i'd just be like

[grand mesa]

i still have lhw beef

[worn bluff]

ok whatever i'll go do something else then

[visual geyser]

😡

[clear plume]

Why would you quit doing something bc of fringe haters

[visual geyser]

I mean

I get it

Making guides for this bad game sounds lame ngl

[clear plume]

Sort through to find real criticism you can use, and do shit you enjoy for people who enjoy it

[worn bluff]

i mean many people have different things they'd like to do

and it's not a singular reason why they choose to do one thing over another

[alpine plover]

bruh

how did i get 91 without noclippy

cooked fight

[visual geyser]

Ur goated I fear

[clear plume]

The 3 groups that made talbin for criterion had 3 different conga orders

[alpine plover]

i griefed phase 2 tho

[grand mesa]

But he stopped doing the thing that I had issue with recently so I'm ambivalent to his current stuff

I'm just petty

[visual geyser]

Shoutout to the devs for actually thinking about making variants give paste

I’m almost done with my relic now

[loud nymph]

I should start farming variant/advanced for paste

[boreal pumice]

shoutout to the dev remebering FT for paste OH WAIT

[loud nymph]

but midnight

[valid solar]

what did he do in lhw

[visual geyser]

Its not a great source tbh

But I’m farming advanced anyway so like

2 birds

[odd beacon]

You're gonna be doing 13 variant anyway

[visual geyser]

Yeah that too

[odd beacon]

182 paste

[valid solar]

I need to prog advanced

[odd beacon]

is quite a lot

[valid solar]

will do that tmrw

[worn bluff]

it's not really a fringe thing either though, i was hearing a lot of people blaming hector for the rise of banana. which i get he contributed to but i think the expectations placed on him have gotten kind of restrictive

[visual geyser]

I only had 300 left and I didn’t want to fukin do leveling

[clear plume]

My group did healer tank splits and dps split THMR conga, tal did THMR with TR/HM partners, and third group did supports dps and TMHR conga

[grand mesa]

Injected his brainrot fusedown strat into m3s pf when pf alr settled

[clear plume]

[worn bluff]

to where it's like he's not even allowed to say an opinion on another strat

[visual geyser]

438/600

Peak

[valid solar]

ah the source of the final fusedown memes

what a nightmare that mechanic was

[worn bluff]

that's why i feel like personally if i were in his position i would just make less guides

[visual geyser]

Advanced rewards aren’t too shabby

[worn bluff]

i get he probably enjoys making them

[grand mesa]

why do i have look true north and then pay attention to the bombs

[visual geyser]

It’s a lot of runs for a mount

[stray forge]

isn't that just like

[visual geyser]

I don’t think it even drops from the chest

[grand mesa]

when I could just pay attention to the bombs

[stray forge]

blame the player not hector

.>

[grand mesa]

tbh

[stray forge]

does someone keep super reacting me wth

[visual geyser]

🍆

[grand mesa]

I'd be less annoyed if this happened day 1 but the video was released a week in when strats already settled

It also did not improve the resolution whatsoever

But that was also 2 years ago so

w/e

gg

[odd beacon]

blaming hector for banana or complaining about banana in general is classic "the strat i cleared with is the best strat"

[grand mesa]

I was just glad I had a static to reclear with and didn't have to deal with it

[odd beacon]

(i dont play in na, banana was the standard here since week 2 lmao)

[valid solar]

what if I didnt clear and im dogshit at both strats

[low hearth]

Just use DN

[grand mesa]

My only real complaint is hector bootlickers joining dn rep 2 reclear parties and griefing bc they didn't read the raidplan

[worn bluff]

i mean i do think it's unnecessary to split PF at this stage but

people get overly defensive over their strat

[odd beacon]

I can't fathomably recommend DN when Ken did the fucking strat wrong and blamed it on the strat

[worn bluff]

it's totally fine to say "i prefer the strat that i'm used to" but they find excuses to call the other strat dogshit

[grand mesa]

I think banana codex is slightly better

I do not think it matters at all

[odd beacon]

walks straight through boss
dies to pb aoe
"bad strat"

strat: CIRCLE AROUND THE BOSS

[grand mesa]

That was dumb

[worn bluff]

"you know why [strat 2] is all you see now? because [strat 1] players actually cleared the fight"

in 999 ilvl PF

tale as old as time

[grand mesa]

It took me 5 mins to learn banana

[worn bluff]

instead of "i like this strat more because i learned it first"

[odd beacon]

or when he tried to be a smartass and "um u can fix roles for rep 2!!" on twitter

no you cant

[grand mesa]

But also, I just wish people would read pf descriptions for once

[odd beacon]

then he deleted tweet

LMFAO

[thin fox]

I literally joined an m12 clear party that was using banana and I did not even know it was banana until we had already hit p2 and I just looked at one raidplan picture and got it

if you can't adjust you're just kind of shit

[grand mesa]

Initial resolution is very simple

[worn bluff]

i will say the JP strat for rep 2 seems safer on nether baits

[grand mesa]

Reenactment is very simple

[odd beacon]

im not a fan of actual banana

[worn bluff]

it's very similar but flipped

[odd beacon]

jp banana is better

slightly

[stray forge]

I like bananas

just ate one

[worn bluff]

less chance of people getting clipped by cones in JP strat

[odd beacon]

its just a difference in netherwrath positioning

[grand mesa]

What's in jp strat

[odd beacon]

swapped positions for netherwrath

[grand mesa]

What's swapped

[worn bluff]

nether baits are taken towards wall, everyone else stands S of boss

[odd beacon]

^

[grand mesa]

I see

Tbh

[worn bluff]

also B is relative north instead of D for some reason

but it doesn't matter

[odd beacon]

because nether baits wants to be at wall later anyway

[grand mesa]

Both work

[odd beacon]

so theres like

no reason why theyre behind

in normal banana

[grand mesa]

Some speed groups pick between D or B depending on which one fucks the melees over the least

Resolution is the exact same

[odd beacon]

oh thats

genius

[low hearth]

mb

[odd beacon]

actually

[grand mesa]

Either way

[wind cypress]

there something wrong with the non banana strat? seems to be pretty simple

[worn bluff]

in NA banana the far nether people can get clipped by cone if they're positioned too far south. JP is safer

[grand mesa]

Both rep 2 strats clear

Some people just like acting like the other strat murdered their mother

[odd beacon]

My principle is that a strat that has you moving the boss is inherently worse than one where the boss doesn't move

but that's just my personal opinion

ymmv

[grand mesa]

Tbh

[worn bluff]

open up any FF stream when banana is mentioned and people in chat immediately froth at the mouth

[alpine plover]

is anyone else's dalamud crashing

like constantly

[odd beacon]

whats the error

[alpine plover]

mine updated and it just never starts

"Dalamud has crashed"

[odd beacon]

i was crashing on launch yesterday but it was Pen needing updated

[wind cypress]

nah was working fine before work this morning and on patch day via injection

[odd beacon]

try launching without 3pp

then update plogons

then try again

[grand mesa]

Every time I wipe to reenactment banana codex it's usually because someone doesn't have their head screwed in right and baited the netherwrath as a tower taker

[stray forge]

[grand mesa]

It takes like

A working eyeball and a working finger to see that it's near and not be inside the boss hitbox

[alpine plover]

3pp?

[odd beacon]

i tend to see what the cast is

[grand mesa]

Revolutionary technology

[odd beacon]

if its near means i can go further out

[grand mesa]

Yes

[odd beacon]

third party

[grand mesa]

Some people do not think, kou

That is the issue

They read the toolbox and stand where it tells them to stand

[worn bluff]

me as a PLD listening to the other tank/melees complain about getting defa during 1/2 min

"haha.. yeah i know it totally sucks...."

[grand mesa]

And don't think to understand further than that

[worn bluff]

[thin fox]

me when i wipe to rep1 becaquse both melee darks stood directly middle

[odd beacon]

parties here hold 2min until kick

lmao

[thin fox]

[alpine plover]

hm

[odd beacon]

you lose the 1min but it usually dies before 2nd raidwide anw

so not like youre getting that 1min

[grand mesa]

1stgcd 2min mattered more when parties were enraging week 1

[jolly flume]

in a pumper party now you'd risk cutting off your 8min now unfort so we can't even do that

[grand mesa]

That too

[odd beacon]

ya i just mean general reclears

you obv dont hold in pumping

[grand mesa]

Though

Speeds go fast enough that you can delay

[wind cypress]

most of my pf wipes are from cardinals/intercardinal towers for p1 portion which is simplier than the mechanic before it

[grand mesa]

im p sure

[jolly flume]

damn right I don't hold I get other people to do it for me

[wind cypress]

people don't seem to do that part right

[grand mesa]

parser scholar players in my pfs, gg

prange abuse

[jolly flume]

parse culture

[odd beacon]

talking about holding i held my pee through top p6 once

[jolly flume]

bottom text

[odd beacon]

i didnt feel like peeing during cutscene

[jolly flume]

I peed during top p6 cs a few times

[grand mesa]

something something, prange cryptid quote

[jolly flume]

had to go really fast though

[odd beacon]

i always do it

[jolly flume]

my bathroom is like right outside my room or else I wouldn't risk it

like I'd legit drop my kerachole for blind faith and get up before the cutscene even started

[stray forge]

wat

[grand mesa]

parser sch player griefing blind faith 😔

[stray forge]

just use a catheter like a normal person

[alpine plover]

[jolly flume]

I couldn't find any with rgb

[stray forge]

i forgot that conversation

[thin fox]

HEALER

HEAL

IN

PROG

CHALLENGE

HIT THE HEAL BUTTON

[grand mesa]

tess talks in here sometimes

[thin fox]

GCD HEAL BUTTON

IT HEALS THE PARTY

IT MAKES THEM SURVIVE RAIDWIDES

[jolly flume]

but I wanna dps

:(

[thin fox]

no sorry we have to have people at 70% hp going into raidwide

[worn bluff]

i still do it so i can get my 30s off before boss jump in rep 2. but it doesn't matter because i have to drift it anyways when i invuln sobat 2 later

[grand mesa]

does pld have solid 2min

[odd beacon]

huh what is this

[grand mesa]

or does it still kind of just

[jolly flume]

pld is war

[grand mesa]

not give a shit about pumping rb

hm

i haven't been paying attention to tank rotations

[jolly flume]

well you're supposed to pad buffs ofc but if you gain a use or something go wild

[random needle]

... Does PLD have any 2 minute damage buttons? I don't remember it having any

[jolly flume]

nop

[sleek moon]

wonder if thats like, in case people are late maxing out the bp

[worn bluff]

PLD is 1 min job

[jolly flume]

only tank one left is LS

[sleek moon]

that seems nice if so

[odd beacon]

i think so yea

its just extra oros for me

which is nice too

[sleek moon]

genshin's bp sucks ass and i almost never hit max level lol

[jolly flume]

oreos

mm

endfield bp is based for giving you more shit once you cap out

[odd beacon]

[grand mesa]

I wonder if drk is a better opener card target than dp vpr or dp rpr

[wicked delta]

Tessan is blue for an amazing reason

[jolly flume]

i'm pretty sure vpr in opener is just like

bricked

[thin fox]

Im going to practice being a criterion raidplan

someone ask me how to do a mechanic

[odd beacon]

both vpr and rpr are brick openers no

[grand mesa]

yea

[jolly flume]

how do I do run dynamis delta

[thin fox]

so first

you solve the mechanic

then

[grand mesa]

I guess i just

[thin fox]

you do it

[odd beacon]

like ive seen dncs not partner them just for opener lmao

[grand mesa]

card drk

[thin fox]

that should be all the info you need

[grand mesa]

Dnc mains on NA do not know enough to consider this

[odd beacon]

Remembering I progged Delta with Kindred strat

[grand mesa]

That, or they just can't be fucked

[odd beacon]

Reason being it was a static with 3 helpers and the helpers cleared with Kindred

[grand mesa]

i like whatever i cleared in

on*

[odd beacon]

I mean there's really only one Delta strat

[grand mesa]

green to guy, blue to beetle

it's hard 2 forget

[jolly flume]

blue to beetle

green to greetle

[grand mesa]

[sleek moon]

gib

[grand mesa]

i should try to sleep

[jolly flume]

mfw I'm happily listening to my city pop on spotify and then I get jumped by everything burns

[grand mesa]

I'm glad i bgm 0'd for this tier

I can listen to the raid music in reclears and not hate it

[jolly flume]

light it up

[odd beacon]

this tier was kinda mid music wise tbh

outside of everything burns

[grand mesa]

turns out you start hating a fucking track

[jolly flume]

excuse you 10 and 11 were peak

[grand mesa]

if you have a miserable time in the fight

[worn bluff]

i thought they used to be but not anymore, but idk what changed

[grand mesa]

privileged static haver

i cleared that shit in pf

[odd beacon]

i dont remember 11

[jolly flume]

long live the king

[odd beacon]

10 i remember the riff

[grand mesa]

i don't remember m11 either

i remember ppl raving about it

It didn't make an impact on me

[odd beacon]

5

[worn bluff]

11 music just has a nostalgic vibe

[odd beacon]

I can recall 5 6 and 8

[sleek moon]

9 is the most meh for me, but i dont like kpop

[jolly flume]

it's just bad kda to me

[grand mesa]

this tier's whimsy peaked at 5 and 6

I love trap music

[visual geyser]

I remember them all of them ngl

[grand mesa]

M5 was also just very whimsypilled

[worn bluff]

9 is kpop?

[odd beacon]

last floor music peaked with 4 im afraid

[jolly flume]

I can remember every song this expansion

except 1

[sleek moon]

all i hear is kpop from 9 so ima say yes kpop

[visual geyser]

Good expansion

[jolly flume]

I forgor black cat

[grand mesa]

4 was good but I'm not too attached to it

[odd beacon]

1 is just 4 instrumental

[visual geyser]

Oh man I love black cat

[odd beacon]

or like

same melody

[visual geyser]

The chanting

And the violin

[grand mesa]

ok

i go sneep

[visual geyser]

Sounds like it’s persona/ARMS music

[grand mesa]

Gl in reclear/criterion

[odd beacon]

am i blind

[jolly flume]

bejj

[grand mesa]

Likely

[jolly flume]

probably

[visual geyser]

I can’t remember 3

[jolly flume]

cliff edge behind you

[visual geyser]

Because whenever I think of 3 I think of 7

[odd beacon]

nvm it was here

[jolly flume]

oh

lmao

the worst one for me

was fluffed jincao in the zone where the depot node is

in wuling city

took me 10 mins

to find the last one

[odd beacon]

those fuckers are so sneaky

legit hiding in the white flower bush

[sleek moon]

i dont even do those dailies

[jolly flume]

I do because it's just free medicinal mats on top of my actual daily

[sleek moon]

usually spend sanity and throw gift at operator is enough for 100

[jolly flume]

thorny yazhen my beloved

I started up the manual farm too just because I wanna clear my crafting log

[echo ibex]

For a second I thought I was in the wrong server

[jolly flume]

this is endfield lounge

it says right there up top

[odd beacon]

tbh the dailies repeat

[worn bluff]

i haven't played endfield much bc there aren't any characters i want to pull for

[odd beacon]

if its a robot one i dont do it though

[worn bluff]

i wait for lycia

[odd beacon]

i mean

you should play now

[jolly flume]

I have 105k oroberyl saved

[odd beacon]

so you can save for lycia

[jolly flume]

I will be pot 5ing fangyi

[grand mesa]

the only thing i do daily is ur mother

[jolly flume]

tyvm

[grand mesa]

mb

im going 2 bed for real

[sleek moon]

mods

[valid solar]

Aren't you supposed to be in bed

[jolly flume]

[thin fox]

which fucking dickhead at square enix keeps greenlighting fights where you have aoes the same colour as the arena

[grand mesa]

Swordmaster?

[thin fox]

i kept misidentifying the wave aoes in mermaid

because blue wave on blue arena

[odd beacon]

swordmaster is pretty red to me

[grand mesa]

ah

gg

[odd beacon]

VAL GO SLEEP

[grand mesa]

mb

[odd beacon]

i like how i say that

despite being in the same timezone

[thin fox]

they have this problem all the time

[grand mesa]

gg

ur also cooked

[worn bluff]

same guy who came up with the initial circle color for m9s

[jolly flume]

I get into bed at 12am and then doomscroll for 3 hours

daily routine

[grand mesa]

I miss when chirp still updated the colorblind aoe plugin helper thing

I forgot the name

[jolly flume]

splatoon

[grand mesa]

Actually helped my friend clear p3s min iL in a static they were in

[valid solar]

Chirp got a life and left us behind I fear

[grand mesa]

I miss them

[thin fox]

well either way

i'm halfway thru 2nd boss after 2 lockouts of pf

[winged spindle]

OOF we killed M10S during swap mech, just before the 2min 😢

[grand mesa]

Welcome to m10s

[sleek moon]

i did the planting ones but im too lazy to do the mob ones

[odd beacon]

i did planting ones only when i was tryharding for trim

i dont do them anymore

oh wait

ff

not endf

im going to bed bye!!!

WAIT IT IS ENDF

??????

im so cooked

[sleek moon]

yeah endf lol

not for buff, but to the get log done

you need like 4 full harvests to finish one plant in the log

[sinful brook]

it could be yeah

[wicked delta]

im getting flamed bruh

[boreal pumice]

well put on a shirt

[wicked delta]

no

[winged spindle]

I didn't know it was possible to kill this early

[dull drum]

pt normal on a clean run atp

[jolly flume]

[sinful brook]

pretty sure eanae would eviscerate me if i hit save lol

[zealous meteor]

do it

[sinful brook]

nah i'd have to eviscerate everyone else first

[winged spindle]

Wow, since I have M12S weapon, I went from 42 to 69 in M10S

[vast jacinth]

but i dont wanna go poof

i should prog m12s again but im a lazy bitch and addicted to variant dungeon for now

[jolly flume]

make another cake

[loud nymph]

nice

[valid solar]

where sleep

[valid solar]

stream variant cherryt

[vast jacinth]

i still have cake here i cant bake a cake a day

[jolly flume]

I can help with the first part

[vast jacinth]

erm but i did like 5 runs today with fren and i promised tmrw were gonna do the last 3 routes

[valid solar]

ic

[vast jacinth]

i got lucky though

also can you solo advanced?

asking cause if my friend doesnt like it i might need to solo it :)

[trim frost]

no

it’s 2-4 people

[loud nymph]

advanced is not soloable because sqex hates fun

[vast jacinth]

T_T

i guess its another thing on my list of : rip i will never finish it unless i go into pf

[stray forge]

@valid solar when advanced

[vast jacinth]

route 13 boss was fun though

[valid solar]

we do it on materia

[vast jacinth]

would be an idea

[valid solar]

if you're free when im done with my ramen we could take a look

[vast jacinth]

i still need to finish 3 runs of deep dungeon

[vast jacinth]

come over

[valid solar]

you just reminded me i need to do my weekly pt

[vast jacinth]

i will give you the rest of cake

[valid solar]

getting a plane ticket to germany immediately so I can get some cake

[vast jacinth]

pt?

[winged spindle]

[valid solar]

pilgrims traverse

[stray forge]

I haven’t finished all routes yet actually despairge

[vast jacinth]

i stopped doing it :)

i shouldve continued doing it but erm

[valid solar]

we dont need all routes for it

[stray forge]

Oh phew

[rain geode]

same

[boreal pumice]

you just need 3 bosses thats it

[valid solar]

you unlock it as soon as you did each of 3 bosses once

[stray forge]

Ic ic

I’ve done 5 I think

[boreal pumice]

3 unique bosses

not inlcuding dandan

[stray forge]

Genie bird sword mermaid noodle boi

[rain geode]

I did get advanced unlocked

[vast jacinth]

thats all you need

[boreal pumice]

mini bosses dont count

[rain geode]

does advanced still give potshards?

[vast jacinth]

i think it gives brass coins?

dont quote me on it though

[rain geode]

I mean in addition to the coins

[vast jacinth]

ohh

[rain geode]

like I want the outfit mostly

[visual geyser]

No

[boreal pumice]

suppose it gives ppl motive to farm normal and make money off glam

[vast jacinth]

i still need to run variant a lot of times

still need both trousers and shoes still

[boreal pumice]

i just need the hands for a full set idc about the other one

[clear plume]

Nope

Each difficulty is unique currency

https://raidplan.io/plan/hsqa98eee554u9zq

Zack strat was made into less ugly

[stray forge]

how do people figure out these variants

[clear plume]

And a pride flag was added ffxiv players love those

[stray forge]

i have like 6 and idk what to do anymore

[clear plume]

Read the journal

It gives hints

[jolly flume]

read?

[trim frost]

“read” and it’s basically just like the last 1-2 sentences lmao

[jolly flume]

god the new gif provider for discord is so ass give me tenor back

[trim frost]

also you can get like 9 routes by just doing different shit you don’t even need to read

[jolly flume]

I look up "we don't do that here" and I can't even get the black panther one

fucking bricked

[trim frost]

wasn’t it because they made the tenor api unavailable now or something

[jolly flume]

yeah

🥀

[random needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420652632454070304/1469100638225961065/twitter_2019124462470177195.gif

Tenor's owners shooting themselves by getting rid of the one reason people used their site

[clear plume]

P sure discord embeds would cost them money and make them zero so

[worn bluff]

type pombon and nothing shows up

[zealous meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847207078506004481/1388701966456197160/MEOW2.gif

i still have tenor somehow

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/shino-shinos-shino-shino-shinoo-gif-4262619438979881844

[naive leaf]

Use Google keyboard

[trim frost]

i hate nailong i want it dead

[zealous meteor]

if the fucking dog goes bipedal i'm ending it all

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-waves-pokemon-winds-pombon-pombon-pokemon-gif-684390879602647978

[sly basin]

i hope the dog grows arms from its bacj

[naive leaf]

Agreed

[worn bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qKF0hGdwGDc

[sly basin]

my artist rendition

[stray forge]

okay

lets say for a moment

I am very dum

[zealous meteor]

what did you do

[jolly flume]

that's a dragon

[stray forge]

where 2 read

[zealous meteor]

what item did you throw away

oh

[boreal pumice]

click on them

[sly basin]

not wings, those are arms

also still on 4 legs

just has arms too

[stray forge]

I did click on them

[jolly flume]

...4 legs 2 arms

[worn bluff]

i want it to just become giant and fluffy but with the same tiny face

[jolly flume]

centipede.

[sly basin]

ohh centipede would be sick

give him 8 legs and 2 arms

[steep narwhal]

u can only read entries where u found the routes

[jolly flume]

[naive leaf]

What a tiny pfp

[worn bluff]

onix but made of furballs

[stray forge]

oh I meant how are people finding new routes

[steep narwhal]

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1py3tp5Hjz4uEBwm5s838lWsZ3mQwyV4910T0t_3-3nA/mobilebasic

[boreal pumice]

reddit

[zealous meteor]

simp is very small

[sly basin]

if u mean me, i couldnt find a bigger version... so its just small......

[stray forge]

blessed

[zealous meteor]

lalafell debuff

[stray forge]

ty

[naive leaf]

I like it lol

[boreal pumice]

but the way your meant to find them is well fucking around and finding out also reading when you got a few to get some ideas

[sly basin]

me and ren

i cant gpose so i just took a screenshot

[winged spindle]

74 on M12S P1 😮

[ember quartz]

what the hell is a merchant tale

wheel humsing uplander doom

[loud nymph]

TWENTY TWO SECTORS TESTED

[ember quartz]

fragments in one direction

[jolly flume]

celestial noise detected

[winged spindle]

all blue

[random needle]

I hope EVERY starter ends up bipedal this time

😈

[sleek moon]

alright chat what's the trick to get 4 coins from the final chest of advanced

[clear plume]

Get lucky

[stray forge]

i no longer know if soloing or df is faster for this variant

[versed kayak]

Wait you can get alo savage weapons from the new dungeon now?

thats silly

[winged spindle]

57 on the mount x((

[terse zodiac]

variant advanced is so fun for something you can queue into, they need to make this like a baseline difficulty level for some kinda content you can do

[jolly flume]

they will now proceed to drop this gamemode entirely and you will never see it again

because square enix

[terse zodiac]

probably

[loud swift]

i have done all the paths of merchants tale

[whole estuary]

they're going to have a hotfix where doing advanced unlocks the weapon shop

[midnight furnace]

Did new Variant

... ||are they teasing new Job is Mystic Knight?||

Well if we go to ||Corvos|| that is

[daring pine]

boop

@versed kayak boop

[uncut pebble]

https://www.howbadwasmycritinxiv.com/analysis/3cc587fa-4613-412e-ab2f-01c1dddeddab

thats a big number i think

[loud swift]

hueheuhe

[low hearth]

How much Ts selling for?

[loud swift]

1.5-2mil

same for chest piece

[low hearth]

damn

[torn kindle]

People love revealing glams

And these sets are revealing as fuck

[sleek moon]

our runs have had 4 coins 4 runs in a row

idk if this is rng

[clear plume]

Pretty sure you just always get one roll per player in instance no?

[sleek moon]

could they have done that bonus shit from chaotic

5 runs ago it was just 1 coin from the chest in a party of 4

[clear plume]

Damn first I heard of not 4 dropping in a 4 party

[sleek moon]

wonder if it's just speed

the two runs that only dropped 1 were pretty bad runs

teaching someone the fight

every reclear after that has been faster and consistently 4

[loud swift]

prices will drop soon so im capitalizing off of it

then once that happens i'll actually get the setmyself

yip

[shy obsidian]

would you wanna be his dance partner

[visual geyser]

Think rng

The gaius hair I sold for 9 million

[clear plume]

no

[visual geyser]

Good good money

I think it’d be cool if it was time based but I’m betting it’s just rng

[queen trellis]

Besides the Aloalo Savage weapons, what are the rewards for The Merchant's Tale (Advanced)? The wiki doesn't seem to list them yet and I haven't unlocked it to check myself.

[visual geyser]

And no idea if you can get more than 4

Mounts hair pets emotes n shi

The usual

[whole estuary]

https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Trisassant#Corvosi_Artifact_Exchange

the wiki lists them on the NPC page but not the other ones

[visual geyser]

Advanced got better rewards than criterion ngl

[worn bluff]

just found out the orchestrion roll comes from criterion

guess i'm going to do criterion now

[visual geyser]

Idk how many things you get from criterion

Per clear

[clear plume]

4

[visual geyser]

But the advanced mount is better than the criterion mount

Imo

[whole estuary]

your opinion is correct

that's not new though, soap rat is much better than the chair

[clear plume]

Djinn mount is based

[worn bluff]

the genie isn't bad but not something that i care to grind for

[echo ibex]

ah ok

[rapid whale]

nice cleave

[devout wraith]

is this real, people are getting 12 from chest from variant advanced based on a tweet from a jp player, the image had 4 stacks of 12 brass

[thin fox]

beating all 3 bosses gives you 4 and then there's a bonus chest which has an extra 4 you can roll on

so the max you can walk away with after 1 clear of advanced is 8 brass

which would require clearing it and also winning all 4 rolls

[thin fox]

i don't know how they did that

[worn bluff]

we basically did JP loot for ours

[devout wraith]

I looked around the balance and people are saying they could get 8 or 16 too?

[worn bluff]

only 1 coin each slot for us

maybe it's RNG idk

[sleek moon]

after 4 runs of 4 coins

[wind cypress]

for 8 man raids, you get 1 caster right - so that black mage or?

[worldly grotto]

Or Picto or Red Mage or Summomer

[torn mesa]

there's nothing mandating 1 caster

[worldly grotto]

But also 2 melees 1 magic 1 physranged is not a hard rule and can be adjusted depending on what everyone is playing

[torn kindle]

I still don’t get how to correctly do the boat mechanic for the genie

[sick dirge]

uhh

[worn bluff]

whichever level he pulls, the alternate path will be unsafe

so go to the other side

the AoE lines are big

[sick dirge]

pretty much

so if he pulls the lever on the left, head right and vice versa

[torn kindle]

Does it matter if I stand on a path that doesn’t get hit?

[worn bluff]

there's only one corner that will be safe

the one with the lever he doesn't pull

[wind cypress]

takes an hour to get p1 clear group, 2 pulls and people dip like bruh

[turbid haven]

Is the daily roullete weighted for sprouts? Getting the old content over and over again just makes me want to avoid them in general, I only do expert, level cap, trials, and normal raids. And pvp for exp

I understand it helps fills queue for other players but the consistency of old content is draining

[visual geyser]

2 man advanced is fun

[boreal pumice]

heres the reality alot of side content in lvl caps /trials and normal raid raids , expert is just a 50/50

[zealous meteor]

more players have access to lower level content, anyone who's leveling a new job will force you into lower level content too

it depends on the day too, ime you're a lot more likely to get the current raid tier on reset day for example

[proven pivot]

Yup, plus ppl are farming relic paste

[zealous meteor]

yeah though i'm not sure if that's died down now

[turbid haven]

Yeah, but that makes me avoid getting into lower content at all costs, because I don't want to be level 100 and can't use my big boom skills

Shadowbringers is the cutoff, anything under is not enjoyable for me at repetitive consistency

[zealous meteor]

that's fair but it's just the reality of non-level cap roulettes

[proven pivot]

This is why I leave non level 100 roulettes for the jobs i’m leveling

[rain geode]

not directly but indirectly theres always going to be a bias to lower level content between actually new players and "medium" length players leveling alt jobs

[proven pivot]

Dumb question but which EW savage raids drop the chest that I can get the chiton of fending/casting from

[trim frost]

p4s

[proven pivot]

Thank you!

[hot rose]

Why are raiders such angry salty ass ppl

[trim frost]

gulp

[hot rose]

Ive been in many statics and filled in as a sub numerous times and I swear there’s this induced rage among ffxiv players

[trim frost]

are we angrily generalizing or do we have a specific instance in mind

[hot rose]

No, it’s a bottle upped opinion ive always had since years ago LOL

Makes me wonder how WoW groups are like
👁️👄👁️

[dull drum]

fuck the team im done

im inting pulls to parse

IM DONE

[hot rose]

Does anyone know the dd percentage in m12s p2

[thin tartan]

half

[proven pivot]

Feel like this is the case with every major online game no? At least in my experience cuz i used to play a lot of fps games and now xiv

Just gotta find the right ppl then you annoy them to do content with you

[hot rose]

Yeahh but like this is pve not pvp

Pvp makes sense. Calling each other slurs on proxy chat and dm’s. A very pvp experience

[loud nymph]

weird take

[hot rose]

In pve we support each other to tackle and take on the boss ❤️ lol

[hot rose]

The last match I played was on dbd and got called a slur in end game chat so its true 🤷‍♂️

[loud nymph]

no, I mean "it's a weird take that it makes sense for people to get upset in pvp but not in pve"

why would it make sense for one and not the other

people are people

a toxic person is going to be toxic regardless of what content they are doing

[hot rose]

Oh no, people always get upset and it’s fine. But i fear ppl take it too far and very personal.

[dull drum]

LMAOOOOO

play monster hunter iceborne fatalis pugs

[hot rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ijbol-essentials-hoodie-laughing-gif-1310233870049057289

[proven pivot]

In a sense I feel like this makes it worse, cuz like you said in pvp the two groups will be toxic to each other, but in pve the enemy is a bot you can’t blame it but you can blame your team

[boreal pumice]

pvp brings it out more because your being competitive you want to win against others

[craggy marsh]

someone can get heated but if being heated makes you start saying slurs and other shit then maybe take a step back and rethink your life

[hot rose]

Literally why quit valorant. Im just too soft I fear 😭💀

As in the RECEIVING END

Not then other way around lol

[craggy marsh]

it's fun to record people when they have gamer moments and upload it with funny music

[stray forge]

im about to have a gamer moment

[proven pivot]

Same

I’m doing cc and the e-couple i was against the previous match are in my team this match and they’re trolling me

[dull drum]

fgc salt is always the best to read about

[loud nymph]

I have a soft spot for those wow classic hardcore compilations of massive fuckups and toxicity that leads to character deaths / narrow escapes / etc

[clear plume]

lf egirl to do cc and troll people with

[proven pivot]

Hi

[jolly flume]

lf tank daddy to rescue into the alliance whenever there's a cleavebuster

[stray forge]

can like 5000 ppl log off aether or something for a sec

[jolly flume]

yeah sure

one sec

[clear plume]

Damn

[craggy marsh]

Can pf hurry up and clear 11 so they can join my pf

[worn bluff]

we didn’t feel like reclearing 11 yest and went to do variant instead

mb

[wind cypress]

was checking my logs, 100 dps was the difference between a 19 parse and a 29 parse, 10% off 100 dps? lol

[worn bluff]

percentiles are weird like that sometimes

if there are a lot of people in that dps range

[versed kayak]

was it two logs close together?

[wind cypress]

yeah was checking wipes

[worn bluff]

oh you mean between two of your own logs

[versed kayak]

ah, wipe log parse is pretty meaningless

wipe during a 2 minute burst and your entire party will have 99s

[jolly flume]

if you think 10% from 100 dps is crazy

this is 1.1%

[versed kayak]

clearly a party of god tier players /s

[sinful brook]

wipe logs are inaccurate anyways lol

[versed kayak]

that's what I'm saying yes

afaik it just assumes you'll keep up your current DPS for the rest of the fight right?

[wind cypress]

thought it was divided by the duration of the fight?

[trim frost]

students

what does dps stand for

🙂

[jolly flume]

it compares your dps against others in a similar wipe bracket and the bracketing is done by boss hp%

[dapper zealot]

deaths per second

[loud nymph]

damagedowns per second

[stray forge]

Dorks parsing savage

Dorks progging savage

[wind cypress]

ah hm, wipe bracket didn't think of that 🤔

[clear plume]

they actually changed it recently to time based for start of most recent marked mechanic bc they had to do that for tomestone anyways for mech seen to work

[rain geode]

yeah ima have to look up these alternative variant runs

[rapid whale]

prog logs get compared to other prog logs at that % point i think?

o nvm wonder alr answer

[tulip anvil]

https://www.fflogs.com/reports/a:bRcpjkAMfy3hBdqa?fight=6&type=damage-done scholar i had in m10s earlier

[rapid whale]

mb im new

[stray forge]

nw we could tell

[rapid whale]

wat am i looking at btw

cuz it seems the tanks did much much worse

o 80% uptime

ic

[tulip anvil]

the sch's uptime

[rapid whale]

god damn it all these banana reclearers

[low hearth]

What a drag

[stray forge]

lmao I got autokicked from an m11s party

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/alert-cat-alerta-cat-alert-gif-11223598312455772722

[rapid whale]

how?

[low hearth]

every party you join

[rapid whale]

idgi

how do you get auto kicked

[stray forge]

not literally auto, just joined and got removed like in 2s

[low hearth]

They seen the grey 1 clear

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

[stray forge]

erm its actually grey 2 clears

[low hearth]

I lowkey be scared when grey healers join 😭

[jolly flume]

mb

[stray forge]

mb bro ur party isn't filling

[low hearth]

fucking sage tripped on a Lego and wiped the entire raid during ecliptic stampede

[stray forge]

5 minutes later you lost another person

[hot rose]

I just realized i got two damage downs in M12s p2 and still got a 52

That must be good right

Maaaan that hypothetically wouldve been a purple frr

[low hearth]

You need good kill time

[shy obsidian]

how do i make the sixty memory grind more bearable

[worn bluff]

that's the neat thing

[shy obsidian]

fuck

[worn bluff]

i heard HW fates are good

instead of bozja

[shy obsidian]

well yes!

that's what I do

but it's still mind-numbingly DIRYY

[quick verge]

watch tv

[thin tartan]

how the fuck are people doing advanced

i need to clear

[trim frost]

where my invite

[thin tartan]

do you wanna try to duo it

we get adrian a clear too after

i wanna do it rn

[trim frost]

didnt u say duo was kinda awk

oh

ok

[thin tartan]

its fine

[trim frost]

i can hop on yea

im fully blind tho

[thin tartan]

1/1/1 is probably better

oh

gg.

[trim frost]

it's fine probably

they're like

ex level right

[thin tartan]

its like minor ex

[trim frost]

i can look stuff up

i mean blind as in i haven't seen anything yet that's all

[thin tartan]

wat ru playing

or well

maybe we js wait fro adrian

[trim frost]

nothing rn

ok

[thin tartan]

yea

xd

[trim frost]

is he hopping on tn or

[thin tartan]

nah he got off

[trim frost]

o ok

[stray forge]

bruh

why are reclears

so cursed

tf

[trim frost]

oh wait @thin tartan they let you just get away with leaving after one boss?

[thin tartan]

yeah

[trim frost]

thats kinda awesome

[thin tartan]

but clearing it

gives you the extra drop

[trim frost]

is that just more coin

oh nvm

it is more coin

why is it randomized at the end lol

erm

i mean i guess

[shy obsidian]

i should really get on the advanced grind.... eventually

[trim frost]

i think

you should just do things

instead of always saying you're going to do them and then not doing them

[shy obsidian]

no i mean i just don't have time for em rn

I got work

[quick verge]

call out

[terse zodiac]

having reclears and a 2 dps 1 heal 1 tank comp is very funny for advanced

[uncut pebble]

i've been in bed for an hour

👴

[trim frost]

bro on phone time

[uncut pebble]

🐈👵👵

[low hearth]

Yesterday reclears were chill ngl

[terse zodiac]

people putting up book runs on a wednesday after a piece of hard content has dropped what has happened to this game 😭

[stray forge]

im about to crash out

[terse zodiac]

like what even 😭

[dull drum]

nice refresh pull

[robust shoal]

the visual clarity of this boss is absolutely dire

you have 9 seconds to get to the correct edge of the arena, think fast nerd

[visual geyser]

Bro wtf is that

[jolly flume]

arrows

gladge

[dapper zealot]

wtf is going on

[stray forge]

what if i just never did m11s again

https://klipy.com/gifs/flower-anime

[visual geyser]

https://youtu.be/4JzjEsNxM_M?si=QSjpH4P6q7JcOKM8

Orchestral slopped this banger 💔

Omg it’s so much worse

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/appurajosh-appu-gif-21480386

Made it worse

[scarlet lintel]

haha is this the criterion version

my static just finished blind progging the advanced one of this

[dapper zealot]

The orchestral version of Smile is a million times better tho

[robust shoal]

yea

[fierce matrix]

yeah lol we crashed out hard on this

we dropped so much on the race cause of that

we ended up 21st overall but still man many groups got stuck on it LOL

we been spreading the better pastebin/raidplan around please have a look btw https://pastebin.com/ReX9yY6C

people are switching too it pretty frequently now

[jolly flume]

I think cats group always does

blindge

[fierce matrix]

this is more for everyone here

better raid plans

i had the OG pastebin person pissed LOL

[jolly flume]

there has never been a good criterion pastebin in the history of criterion ngl

I think every single one I read in endwalker was like

pure slop

is it technically correct yeah is it like reading sanskrit also yeah

[rapid whale]

lmfao hearing the chorus is surreal

[jolly flume]

you know what this shit reminds me of

the smash bros brawl theme song

but worse because it's not sung in latin

[visual geyser]

Lmao

[jolly flume]

man I had to go back and listen to it

actual peak

they'll never top it

[proper cave]

Brawl theme is a secret Uematsu track btw

[jolly flume]

dude I was like 10 playing smash at my cousin's house and it was the most hype song I'd ever heard in my life

literally afk on the menu screen just letting it play

😭

[visual geyser]

Seriously?

I rewatched the subspace emissary with my brother recently

Still holds up

One of the best gaming campaigns to this day

[visual geyser]

Sakurai is so goated but so weird

“Yea so you know that story mode we made that everyone loved? Ya I’m never doing that again because of cutscene posters”

[rapid whale]

huh, neat

[jolly flume]

man I miss that game

one of the few things I actually feel nostalgic about from my childhood

[rapid whale]

at leaset you didnt get into comp smash

i hear nothing but bad things about that scene

[jolly flume]

I've just come to the conclusion over the years that competitive gaming in general has way too many awful human beings in it lol

being in front of a computer 16 hours a day does not typically a functional socialized human being make

[limpid edge]

thoughts on the variant dungeon catgirl ?

[rapid whale]

cutie

[weak flare]

I question the point of locking caster for criterion

[craggy marsh]

Did he like

Expect people not to upload cutscenes

[worn bluff]

instead of reading letters off the wall they will use this for eye exams

[winged spindle]

Wait… my M12S P1 went from 74 to 75
Finally some purple

[rapid whale]

nice grats on 1st purple

[thin fox]

door boss is awful to parse

actual crit rng

[rapid whale]

ya

[thin fox]

oh you didn't crit under pot

fuck you

blue

dickhead

[rapid whale]

also very kt sensitive

further from 630 the worse it gets

since its a 2 pot fight

[winged spindle]

Mb

[tepid briar]

the tuli night theme bops

[fierce matrix]

dps for crit is a joke lol

we cleared well before enrage timers with DD's and the sort with VPR/DNC/GNB/SGE

and deaths LOL

[grand mesa]

congrats

[wicked delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420652632454070304/1476767993215320074/HCDdI3XWAAAIsgn.gif

[grand mesa]

me

[thin fox]

yeah I know with the first boss for example you just skip the entire last mech

to the point where half the raidplans didnt even explain it

[crystal pivot]

Any cool kids coming to fanfest?

[thin fox]

cuz they were like idk man we never see it

[wicked delta]

Im poor bruh

Im not going to any fanfest

[grand mesa]

They'll never host one in my country

[valid solar]

im on the no fly list

[tired egret]

Play Ninja

Embrace CardJitsu

[novel garden]

Traveling? Couldn't be me I'm to poor even tho I was invited to go from friends

[tired egret]

Sad

Cardjitsu was cool

[daring pine]

cute tobi

[sick reef]

club penguin mentioned

[tired egret]

Real

Now let's make pizzas on a conveyor belt

[alpine plover]

[lyric summit]

[thin fox]

https://tenor.com/view/atl-gif-26500996

[tired egret]

[zealous meteor]

hmm

[worn bluff]

how does PF usually do 12-2 invulns with PLD MT? are people used to OT MT OT?