endgame-lounge

[amber fable]

You will fuck up less

[stiff sage]

i mean, ive been doing it for years because it's easier to get it done before too many clear through reset later in the day because i dont get home til 8 pst, but yeah i am saving 11 for tonight atp

i used to wait til wed+ and ran into a reclears taking hours instead of like 1-2 hours at reset

[grand mesa]

but.. I haven't streamed in months

[wicked delta]

They know something you don’t

[grand mesa]

[wicked delta]

[sleek moon]

They never said streaming

Close your curtains

[grand mesa]

i have my ttv in bio

[sleek moon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-live-in-your-walls-i-know-where-you-live-meme-cat-caption-gif-25921313

[grand mesa]

i have a stalker, gg

[wind cypress]

"I can get one m11s reclear in real quick", 5 pulls later and 4 of them wiped to trophy weapons, mm yeah think I'll have a nap before work 🤣

[grand mesa]

gg

[alpine plover]

wtf valentine streamer

where the drama commentary

[grand mesa]

The last thing I want to do is drama content

Unless it actually concerns me or someone I'm close to

[sleek moon]

We need another end of ultimate static crashout drama

[dapper zealot]

elounge drama

[grand mesa]

You aren't getting that from me

[alpine plover]

is our ttp and ptt argument considered drama?

[rapid whale]

These reclears are going kinda bad

[alpine plover]

[wind cypress]

went through a few groups myself to reclear 9-11, 3 - 5 pulls and peeps get "tired" or drop, where is that "light party" bingo card again

[wind cypress]

yeah see, light party after 3 pulls

[grand mesa]

just a disagreement

[wind cypress]

and right next to it, wiping during weapons in a reclear, that happened to me like 5 times this morning

[grand mesa]

it'd be drama if you wrote on twitter about how I'm some demon

[wind cypress]

and void stardust melee pvp happened twice

[grand mesa]

gg

[alpine plover]

you know speaking of twitter

i didn't see much drama lately

i guess all statics and stuff alrdy got bis and aren't bothered anymore

(maybe)

[grand mesa]

surely

[trim frost]

idk light party after 3 pulls is kinda the norm esp if it's a reclear

[alpine plover]

mine is a few weeks behind but we are casual-midcore so we dont really care

[trim frost]

i need to stop giving reclear parties more than 30 minutes of my time if it's going bad

[wind cypress]

I can't be bothered with week 1 personally, I just follow the strats when hector drops em and good to go

[wicked delta]

Its cus all the gposers took over drama

[trim frost]

in general raidplans that come out during week 1 cement themselves as pf standards unless uptime versions or the like come out later

i did 3/4 fights week 1 with raidplan strats

[alpine plover]

I think my turn for wep coffer is next week

[wicked delta]

There was probably some stuff but it got silenced with all the google docs over a girl breaking up with her toxic male viera bf

[grand mesa]

i got lucky with random wep last week

[trim frost]

who still lives in my limsa btw

[grand mesa]

but i should still be getting a coffer soon

[trim frost]

i think hes a lala now

[low hearth]

fuck man

that was my hardest m12s reclear ever

[trim frost]

you know who else lives in my limsa

and by extension my novice network

[wind cypress]

I progged m12s late last week but it ended up a bunch of peeps not following the alpha/beta over and over

[trim frost]

yeah act 2 prog is rough for no fucking reason

you literally have two responsibilities i don't get it

[low hearth]

10mil merc....

https://klipy.com/gifs/xrd-exrd

[trim frost]

oh

a successful 10 mil?

[low hearth]

took 1 hour to clear ts

[trim frost]

at least you got it

couldn't be r*n sh*nimi

[sleek moon]

The middle one should be weapons prog instead of free

[low hearth]

are u in the party?

[trim frost]

i think i had like a 15 mil m11 in week 2 or somethin it was nice

no

i'm chillin

either skipping to prog 12 or not doing it until later

[wind cypress]

I lost my strat board with, wait this is a prog group? always has been meme

[trim frost]

dream would be to merc 2 chest c41 lol

oh btw

does anyone use the idyllic helper on wtfdig

the mobile friendly one

[grand mesa]

no

but i could see it being useful if you're console

[novel garden]

1 hour in and smells money feels good

[low hearth]

dude rage baited an entire hour just to get a 0 bruh

[trim frost]

genuinely don't know what goes on in that person's head

but i guess someone has to be at the bottom

[low hearth]

😭

[grand mesa]

probably next to nothing

judging by my interactions with them

[trim frost]

yeah...

[grand mesa]

joins bc2 party
griefs
gets kicked
"auu why kick me, why i gotta learn banan? 🥺"

[trim frost]

gulp

suppose i should also get to learning bc if all the kiddies are using it now

[grand mesa]

it takes like

5 mins

first half of the mech is almost the same

new north @ D

stacks/cones swap

rest resolves similarly

the only change is reenactment

[trim frost]

i'm just curious why D specifically

[grand mesa]

but that isn't very hard to resolve either imo

because

clones begin spawning n/s

[low hearth]

are they a known troll or something

[grand mesa]

they got banned from here for ragebaiting

[sleek moon]

So the clone stacks don't go out at the same time

[grand mesa]

yea

[sleek moon]

Since one group is doing both clones

[grand mesa]

it's either D or B new north

either works

With it oriented that way

[low hearth]

man i kept dying during superchain cause the greedy healers werent healing me past 50% so i could soak the orb

[grand mesa]

it'll always be Cones (they spawned first, and you forced this mechanic on them by arranging tethers the way bc2 does it) > Defam + Stack > Defam + Boss Jump > Defam + Stack

this order is not possible with true north

BC2 just happened to choose D new north

some speedkill groups do end up swapping between D or B depending on which side gives the melees the most uptime

which is kind of cool

[trim frost]

what's up with the "precision" thing here

is that just so near/far can fire off safely without thinking

[sleek moon]

Yeah

[trim frost]

hmm

seems a tad risky for near

[grand mesa]

the clones spawn in this order, this is also the order the reenactment debuffs go off

[grand mesa]

as long as

people up north are respecting what the netherwrath is

it's fine

[trim frost]

okay that's not bad

i just need to adjust my macro a little

[grand mesa]

yea

[trim frost]

in fairness the last time i went into 12 (which i think is just over a month ago from today) i didn't make it cleanly through the mechanic so i'm not opposed to learning a slightly new strat

[grand mesa]

the only thing I remember in my head is CSD North > South for Rep 2 if DN

[alpine plover]

balcors

[trim frost]

hi

[grand mesa]

SCD (relative) North>South for rep, if it's codex

[low hearth]

dude kept saying “just wall if someone dies because they are going to troll” and something about parsing

[grand mesa]

shinimi has something genuinely wrong with them

but I will not speculate further

[low hearth]

Are they even good?

That was weird

[trim frost]

no

idr what exactly it was they first came in here complaining about during cw but it was stupid and they were resistant to advice then as well

i was trying to find the one post where they responded to lulu being like "STOP TALKING TO ME STOP STOP STOP" it was so funny

[novel garden]

I have done both DN and BC someone asked me which I pref like shrug I don't have a pref just do mech and pray no death or wipes lol

[trim frost]

now they're infamous for being shitter (as you probably know) but also for setting insanely high merc offerings in their pfs and then proceeding to be a shitter anyway

[grand mesa]

they also

joined one of my clear parties once

we got to p2 for m12

then proceeded to die, walking around lost like a confused puppy every mechanic we got to

[trim frost]

which is really funny because in cw they were offering PENNIES

[grand mesa]

we kicked them and then cleared pretty soon after

[trim frost]

epic

[grand mesa]

they then proceeded to open the m12p2 merc prog party

valc knows what happened with that

[trim frost]

the first sighting that i can find

[grand mesa]

gg

[valid solar]

most reasonable ffxiv player

[trim frost]

and then flash forward to week ONE of this tier

[low hearth]

😭

[grand mesa]

probably played like dogshit too

[trim frost]

yup

[grand mesa]

they had near-full bis and still only managed to green in the p1 clear

[shadow pilot]

Dancer players at the crime scene

[trim frost]

xd i found another one from week 2

least obvious rmt

[low hearth]

average phys range player

[grand mesa]

gg

[dusk sky]

Sounds like me my numbers have been so dog shit this tier

[grand mesa]

tbh

im only talking about them like this because if their attitude towards everything

if ur pressing buttons and doing mechanic i'm usually happy to have anyone in my pfs

[dusk sky]

Oh it’s a dnc

[valid solar]

[trim frost]

collect my holoblades twin

[valid solar]

yeah about that

[thin tartan]

need a third alt job to gear

i have chest and neck coffer

thouights

not tank not caster

a melee?

[trim frost]

back to monk with you boy

[thin tartan]

i kinda wanna vpr

[trim frost]

that works too

i like aiming accs because you can use them across five jobs

[thin tartan]

ooo true

vpr uses tome chest heck

[trim frost]

iirc there shouldn't be any significant variations among right side aiming stuff

[rapid whale]

I think it's just earring

[zealous meteor]

share........

[thin tartan]

drg uses chest

hm

drg is nice

[zealous meteor]

you glutton

[thin tartan]

ima finish blm for nwo

nice

[rapid whale]

i think the banana codex people are just joining dn reclears and first timing it

[alpine plover]

bnu

[grand mesa]

What happened

[rapid whale]

ppl looking utterly lost in rep2

only explanation i can have is they progged on banana but joined dn reclear and winged it thinking it was the same

look inside and they have like 1 or 2 clears and its like ah yeah

[zealous meteor]

???? are you a cooly alt

[grand mesa]

gg

[zealous meteor]

[rapid whale]

gg

[grand mesa]

Ni

Ragebaiting him when he can't talk sounded funny in my head

[zealous meteor]

but that "thereaper" is right here

[rapid whale]

idk some job is always gonna be the weakest

just the nature of balancing

[grand mesa]

i can understand trying to wing it

But at least

Look at some goddam toolboxes

Christ

[alpine plover]

fop

baklava sam

[finite plank]

i have received the weapon... not from coffer, but a raw drop

[jolly flume]

gm cute chatters

[finite plank]

now im 1 piece away from bis

[rapid whale]

chiyo the bananimals are out in pf now

[valid solar]

Peak

[jolly flume]

so how'd it go

[terse zodiac]

Yea its def gonna be a thing bc every prog group is doing bc but every reclear is dn

And the reclears doing bc cant even do phase 1

[jolly flume]

bc such a bad strat people are wiping in anticipation of having to do rep2

/s/s/s/s/s

[rapid whale]

i gave up

[jolly flume]

that bad eh

[terse zodiac]

I spent like an hour restudying before joining a group and still died and most pf wont have the courtesy lol

[rapid whale]

like

i respct the confidence

thats about it

[echo ibex]

Bro what are these prices

Barely making a living here

[rapid whale]

dude th eother day i saw an m10s loot mastre with th titl somthing like, "helmet ffa rest spoken for" with no mention of gil reward lmfao

[jolly flume]

loot is my privilege

[zealous meteor]

i don't know why i'm a pastry all of a sudden

[rapid whale]

i saw a video the other day that said a potato is basically a giant piece of rice and i haven't been the same since

[jolly flume]

[alpine plover]

cheeyo

[jolly flume]

tit huzz

[echo ibex]

mfw

[grand mesa]

gg

[alpine plover]

yoyoyoyoyo

[echo ibex]

Hey that's me

[grand mesa]

you can technically make fries with rice if you really wanted to

[jolly flume]

times I almost died just walking to the train station because people didn't shovel their sidewalks: 3

[grand mesa]

gg

[rapid whale]

Fifty social credit minus

[echo ibex]

-M9S
-Ranged add doesn't die
-We have literally 3 ranged

[random needle]

If I'm slow on killing the doornail, it's usually because I've noticed that one of the flails isn't dying fast enough

If the nail doesn't die at the end of the mechanic though, then people are just braindamaged

[grand mesa]

mb

i was padding on the boss + 2 inner

[wind cypress]

I've seen a lot of loot master runs with lowball offers lately too

[terse zodiac]

Naturally it gets lower over time very fast since books exist

[echo ibex]

Yeah but damn 2-3 mil for fight is laughable

[remote gate]

honest question here cant you throw out a foul when boss, nail, and flail are in the middle to help weaken all three + pad your dps?

[stray forge]

Day 2 of being an Andy

Therapy has not helped. The doctor’s hopes are low and they have suggested I start reaching out to loved ones.

[wicked delta]

We are the Andylings please feed us

[worn bluff]

i had the reverse the other day. helping people prog idyllic in a banana party and like 3 people were going to DN rep 2 spots and were probably trying to learn banana

[jolly flume]

don't feed me

feed my chain stratagem

[wicked delta]

Yeah don’t feed this one he’s already too big

[jolly flume]

wtf.

[wicked delta]

[worn bluff]

ho fei

[jolly flume]

I just have big andybones

[echo ibex]

I can bring my Litany

[jolly flume]

great now we have two cosmetic raid buffs

can we get a 5% in here

[echo ibex]

[worn bluff]

best i can do is 3% and a job that doesnt feed your buff very well

[wicked delta]

Best I can do is technical step

[echo ibex]

Dance for me indeed

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

[echo ibex]

Good boy

[wicked delta]

Oh hell nah

Im not a DOG

Dont call me that ever

[stray forge]

Azur promilia taking 150gb of storage ☠️

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

I will send a pipebomb to your house

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/wagging-tail-wagging-dog-wagging-tail-tail-tail-wag-gif-18089219379209593433

[jolly flume]

you wouldn't blow up the cat that sits on my porch sometimes

it's cute

[echo ibex]

[wicked delta]

Sometimes is not always

[west zephyr]

Hey it's okay to like it

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-gif-25630068

[west zephyr]

No shame now

[remote gate]

i know that emote

[echo ibex]

Of course you do

[kind elm]

oh my god

that guys chinese

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/giggling-kicking-feet-sped-up-asagao-to-kase-san-yuri-gif-7086509730415310709

you

[jolly flume]

wanna see a book I found at the store the other day

[vestal hollow]

hello andrew

[jolly flume]

[kind elm]

erm

[vestal hollow]

lyv

fuck

[kind elm]

i still cant get over a business book me and a mate saw in the mall

[vestal hollow]

nvm

[jolly flume]

I had to double take at it

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-gif-14950877598246076065

[jolly flume]

to make sure it wasn't about covid

ngl

[kind elm]

it was some guy saying like "ive made 10000 people leaders."

and the picture was a triangle.

and the book was called "the triangle"

like man

atleast TRY to hide it??

[vestal hollow]

sequel to the circle surely

[jolly flume]

what's next

a square?

[vestal hollow]

no

squares are woke

clavicular said so

[jolly flume]

[kind elm]

"10 years, 1000 businesses, 10000 leaders"

[wind cypress]

like putting all the shapes in the square hole xD

[vestal hollow]

ok i go back to playing wow now

midnight in 2 days

[random needle]

This might be my favorite book cover/title

[vestal hollow]

im mad i cant make the hairy elves during early access

[wicked delta]

Probably try to find a way to escape the cage

[wind cypress]

just replace coke with ff14

[wicked delta]

I can’t stand cokeheads

[jolly flume]

more of a pepsi guy myself

[loud nymph]

probably die tbh

[wind cypress]

as a teen my pizza manager was on it, would fall asleep in the middle of serving customers and slur his speech then nod out

[echo ibex]

Imma get one rn in your name

[wicked delta]

If I started snorting crack then I would stop looking cute

[kind elm]

idk why but this reminds me of how they studied mole digging behaviour

they were gonna put them in big dirt arenas but obviously dirt is notoriously opaque, and thus hard to see through

so they put them in couscous

[wicked delta]

And if I dont look cute anymore then how will I get ahead in life

[echo ibex]

So nothing would change

[kind elm]

clear couscous

[wicked delta]

Im unfriending you

[echo ibex]

You don't even have me friended to begin with

[wicked delta]

We not even friends

You’re getting blocked

[zealous meteor]

why are there two andies in this channel now

[stray forge]

What

[wind cypress]

when you see orange names and try to remember who they were in game xD

[zealous meteor]

andy (né tobias) and chinese andy

[wicked delta]

We are Andy

We carry the flame

[wind cypress]

I should clean up my friends list

[wicked delta]

We fight for the gospel

[zealous meteor]

im gonna fucking kill you irl

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

dont come to rotterdam tomorrow

[wicked delta]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[jolly flume]

we fight for the onesie

[wicked delta]

Shut

UP

SHUT UP

I HATE YOU

[zealous meteor]

im booking a flight to new york right now

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

so much for honoring his name

[stray forge]

I don’t feel like making it past 45 can you wait 1-2 decades

[jolly flume]

I dunno if you can even get here rn

[wicked delta]

I honor Andy…

[jolly flume]

my friend's flight got canceled bc of the blizzard

[echo ibex]

Anakin ass

[zealous meteor]

i cannot because the Government took my passport

they fucking stole it

[stray forge]

Would they even let Sam into the country

[wicked delta]

Issue is I cant even do anything bc New York is like new age Antartica rn

[echo ibex]

Just steal it back

@jolly flume didn't lie now

[zealous meteor]

im legally trans of gender so i can't

[wicked delta]

Damn you white as hell

[zealous meteor]

they'll deport me

[stray forge]

Pepsi is disgusting 🥀

[wicked delta]

I don’t mind it

[stray forge]

Actually soda is kinda disgusting

[wicked delta]

Fuckin hate dr pepper though

[stray forge]

But erm

[zealous meteor]

anyway im finally getting a new id with sam on it

they had the courtesy to not take my drivers license so i can still legally drive

but i can't leave the country

[echo ibex]

Sam main on your id damn

[zealous meteor]

NO

i'll finally have fox on my passport
they abbreviate it as F for some reason but oh well

[stray forge]

Crazy how it took me 2 hours on one day to get my name changed in nyc but my friend like 4 states over spent like 5 court visits over multiple months getting hers

[dapper zealot]

Passport check, sam main

[wicked delta]

I need to renew my ID soon…

Uug

Too much trouble

[jolly flume]

you'd die walking three blocks

I almost did this morning

the ice might take care of me before you have to ngl

[vestal hollow]

ok but can "sam" clear m10s

[zealous meteor]

i'm sorry i'm too busy fishing

[dapper zealot]

Fish up deep blue

[vestal hollow]

val being a mentor now they can really drag you

[zealous meteor]

[verbal whale]

lol

[wicked delta]

The snow here was pretty bad to the point where I couldn’t leave through the front door for like

2 days

It was pretty fucking bad

[vestal hollow]

work that back

[dapper zealot]

Just move the snow smh

[wicked delta]

Well I didnt to go outside so

I was okay with it

[stray forge]

Fuck

I’m so cooked I bet it was crazy snowboarding weather

[jolly flume]

the powder was pretty incredible

too bad I have to fucking SHOVEL IT

[wicked delta]

I didn’t even bother

[dapper zealot]

Get digging

[wicked delta]

My neighbor ended up doing it

[dapper zealot]

Wow

[wicked delta]

Not like the blind lady but her husband

[jolly flume]

I heard there were people snowboarding in prospect park

some mfs on the train talking about it this morning

[wicked delta]

I wanna make a snowman rn

[echo ibex]

I have M from Miqote or smth I guess

[echo ibex]

What's stopping you

[wicked delta]

No snow

[echo ibex]

Just make it then

[jolly flume]

mine says m for moron

[wicked delta]

???

[boreal pumice]

do you wanna build a snowman

[echo ibex]

What

[jolly flume]

please no

do not that song

[wicked delta]

How the fuck do I make a large amount of snow in a short time

[jolly flume]

I had to watch it like six times with my baby cousins and it's never left my head

[wicked delta]

Same here

For my nephew

[boreal pumice]

i had to listen to it in kh3 then a i beat a snowman and wolf thing

[wicked delta]

That movie hit the household like crack cocaine

By the end I wanted to beat Olaf with my bare hands

[zealous meteor]

m for feMra

[vestal hollow]

i love feral druid

[dapper zealot]

Should let it go

[dapper zealot]

:3

[finite plank]

it's true

potato taste better when cooked

[low hearth]

hard mech

[remote gate]

you should play kingdom hearts 3

[jolly flume]

aaaaouughffhhghhh

I need coffee

[dapper zealot]

Mhmm cooked sam

[zealous meteor]

NO

NO COOKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[loud nymph]

what about baked potato

[dapper zealot]

I want a jacket potato now

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

[zealous meteor]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[worldly grotto]

Yummers

[stray forge]

I’ll be fr

Outie belly buttons weird me out

[jolly flume]

true

where tf did that topic come from though

[stray forge]

The mind wanders

[loud nymph]

You don't wanna get baked?

narc

[jolly flume]

I don't think tomestone even knows I've cleared some of the exs

because I cleared them day 1 before act plugin update and never again

oh wait they added q40 to the homepage too

fire

[worn bluff]

we did zelenia EX like 5+ times together and none of them were logged

[terse zodiac]

i love seeing people post just wildly untrue optimization things that you just have no idea where they came up with it

[worn bluff]

it's like it never happened

[terse zodiac]

just heard someone say its optimal on reaper to just hardcast soulsow on 2 targets which would be wild on m10 if true but yk its just not

[worn bluff]

they hallucinated that soulsow was actually not terrible

hand them this

[dapper zealot]

Wb cooly

[terse zodiac]

soulsow has potential to be a good tool if they add onto it in 8.0 at least

its nice for downtime

[jolly flume]

lol

[quick verge]

just swift soulsow on cd

[stray forge]

What do you guys think summons biscuit in the chat

[jolly flume]

latinas

[terse zodiac]

if it had swiftcast that would actually be a gain on two funny enough

[quick verge]

wait until 8.0

rpr becoming top 1

[worn bluff]

they already made soulsow better it's called motifs

[jolly flume]

mch will be meta

inshallah

[terse zodiac]

true

i hope they cook with picto in 8.0 and dont just give an extra weapon

[worn bluff]

RPR was just a beta test for VPR and PCT

[terse zodiac]

and landscape

[stray forge]

?

[jolly flume]

so you can hide your tomestone prog% now

will pf implode and collapse place your bets

[stray forge]

No everyone will just kick people with hidden %

Next question

[jolly flume]

I wish that was true

maybe it'll happen for ultimate though

people get ruthless with that shit

[tulip anvil]

when your cat has the zoomies and wants your cereal, so they start bouncing around everywhere and manage to place their disgusting back paw directly into your cereal

[quick verge]

?

train your cat

[remote gate]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[tulip anvil]

oh wait this was in the wrong channel

[loud nymph]

post cat pics

[tulip anvil]

This is the one that did it

[jolly flume]

la creatura

[loud nymph]

that look says they'll do it again

[rapid whale]

see but that's acceptable in a prog party. still kinda shitty in an idyllic but compared to reclear it's ok imho

[daring pine]

oh boy

[worn bluff]

idk man, i feel like it's not that acceptable for the first half of the fight when progging second half

we literally never saw idyllic because they kept griefing rep 2

[rapid whale]

mood

both are wrong one is worse is all im sayin

[worn bluff]

people were literally calling them out for doing DN rep 2 and they refused to acknowledge that they didn't know banana

just silence

[quick verge]

this is hector’s fault

[worn bluff]

so just disbanded after another few

like it was literally "you guys don't know banana do you"

and they were silent

it's pretty obvious when you see people confidently grab the wrong cone/stack tether

[rapid whale]

ye

[worn bluff]

also a couple of times someone was doing A relative north even though boss was facing D

[rapid whale]

lmaoo yeah when boss tether is at the completely wrong place or defa

instant pointing meme

[worn bluff]

it was just kind of wild that we got 3 people doing DN

maybe they were together

[worn bluff]

i mean is that really that different from hiding your entire tomestone though? people could already do that

you either care about it being hidden or you don't

[jolly flume]

idk I didn't come across that many people in the wild that had their full tomestone hidden

I guess we'll see how many people actually use this

[echo ibex]

Outside of stalking really don't get having those hidden like

If you suck you suck and it you don't why do you care

[worn bluff]

i mean if you're going to check passports it becomes the same roadblock

[echo ibex]

Having it hidden will be the same as being sus af for most

[worn bluff]

maybe it will be more widespread idk

i guess if they set it to be hidden by default then prog lying will become more common

[echo ibex]

People will just demand it to be seen then I feel like

But well

Tier is long over so we shouldn't really worry about anything until ulti I guess

[worn bluff]

ig it depends on what becomes socially acceptable

a lot of people won't go "have you seen prog point?" or "can you unhide tomestone?"

bc fear of confrontation

[jolly flume]

show tome or kick is probably gonna be a very real thing in early ulti pf at least

first couple weeks of fru were like

ur prog is 10% off

get out

[steep narwhal]

i will

dont trust any of this pf mfs

[echo ibex]

11s only 1% enrage lmao

[worn bluff]

i would prob want to see if i was seriously progging ulti

[jolly flume]

dps >36k, tank >23k, healer >19.5k or get out of my pf

is what people should've done

[steep narwhal]

did i not send u guys this

from my reclears on alt

like

[echo ibex]

2 much effort

[jolly flume]

wow

keen edge

[worn bluff]

tbh it was a little annoying being trapped in apoc when i could do apoc myself. my friends snuck me into their P4 party and people still couldn't do apoc

[steep narwhal]

i was doing book run

[jolly flume]

I love that skill

[steep narwhal]

and

https://xivanalysis.com/fflogs/a:Pf7JNHpmM4qtbFY2/67/547

[quick verge]

when a warrior picks up gnb

[jolly flume]

war players

ok ngl this is pretty funny

just at first glance

[worn bluff]

lulu

my eyes

[jolly flume]

4 completed gf combos out of 13

[steep narwhal]

[quick verge]

it’s cause they weren’t ready to tear or gouge

[worn bluff]

?????

[steep narwhal]

don't look at bowshock guys

just don't look at it

[worn bluff]

how do you mess up lionheart combo

you just press the same button

[jolly flume]

should I ask why tf they got a card

[steep narwhal]

well u can't even look at bowshock

[jolly flume]

who was on astro

[steep narwhal]

bc

they didn't use it

[steep narwhal]

not me

my accounts astro is level 30

sniffle

[jolly flume]

who decided this guy should get a balance

it's not a one off either

they gave balance to this creature in every window but one

[worn bluff]

ok how about this in a M11S clear party

[jolly flume]

dude they gave balance

to

the dancer

chat

[stray forge]

wtf is balance vro

[jolly flume]

what are we doing

the fucking melee card

[steep narwhal]

thts js dying to dmg tho

[worn bluff]

yeah but who dies to damage there

[steep narwhal]

pf healers r bad

[jolly flume]

casters dying to physical damage

[steep narwhal]

so i won't be shocked

[jolly flume]

poggers

[worn bluff]

[jolly flume]

what mit was on that

or I should ask

[steep narwhal]

like the one i sent is like

[jolly flume]

was there any mit on that

[steep narwhal]

they're js bad

they died to the tank towers so consistently i just had swift ready atp

[worn bluff]

there were 2 casters so one of them just got unlucky

no buddy mit for you

[jolly flume]

-10 with kerachole and rep both

something aint right there

[worn bluff]

is that just a propagation thing

but everyone is together

[jolly flume]

can you check it on fflogs

they should be the same but usually if it's a propagation issue you'd only see the status on some players but not others

which is why im kinda lost on this one

even with everyone together kera takes .13s to ripple through each player though

[worn bluff]

well the funny thing is

none of the -10% people died to damage

[jolly flume]

they just didn't get healed or something?

[worn bluff]

yeah probably

oh yeah kera's not on those 4 people in fflogs

[jolly flume]

gg

that'll do it

[worn bluff]

it was the -19% and -27% that died

[jolly flume]

they had to have not been topped or something because no way you die to a 220k raidwide with 20%+ mit and shields on it unless you're still 770

[rapid whale]

i'd top you

[wicked delta]

?

[jolly flume]

my final soil tick caught here but like

[rapid whale]

to smitherines

[jolly flume]

I lived with 80k

[wicked delta]

i literally jus woke up from my nap to see this

what is bro saying

[low hearth]

These parsers keep trolling my merc party !

[jolly flume]

parse culture

[wicked delta]

log off ur rin alt and your luck shall improve

[low hearth]

If someone dies just wall because they’re going to troll the rest of the pull!!!

These parsers man!

No way bro got paid 10mil to ragebait for half a lockout

[wicked delta]

😭

[quick verge]

mercs

icant bruh

just post a lootmaster pf and pay nobody

[amber fable]

Ninja the loot

[rapid whale]

if you dont pay the merc you wont have to pay the sub

https://klipy.com/gifs/smart-thinking-5

[wind cypress]

friend picked up 12 mil playing merc on a single run cause someone was really tired of m11s prog hell, I don't see them as much and when I do they're now like 2mil loot master and I'm like bruh, 2 mil - (jurassic park) don't get cheap on me

[amber fable]

Its week 8? Now

Merc price dries up by this point

[jolly flume]

shit gets cheaper as time goes by because more people have cleared and have gear

so nobody gaf anymore

[wind cypress]

still missing boots and bp cause I got nothing on rolls the for like 5 week sin a row xD

[valid solar]

I usually just go for the ones that give 2mil for one drop, and roll on the others

[dull drum]

[sick dirge]

[tired egret]

thanks alot

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

[zealous meteor]

whats wrong with this though

[low hearth]

Yo !

Any warrior mains in the chat

Is inner release like a buff or sum?

[loud nymph]

wdym

it's an upgrade to berserk

it does what it says it does

[sick dirge]

i guess...? it provides knockback immunity and three free charges of fell cleave/decimate

[low hearth]

oh

I have no idea how that goofy ass job works

I just be pressing shit 😭

[loud nymph]

it's

not very complicated

you press inner release and you get 3 free fell cleaves

and a primal rend

(and whatever followups)

what is hard to understand about that

[sick dirge]

big axe bonk

or hammer for the asphodelos war hammer enjoyers. whatever it was called

[low hearth]

the gauge is annoying with down time

[loud nymph]

it is?

[low hearth]

Like it’s easy to overcap

[dull drum]

means i can harass my bum ass friend

[tired egret]

Inner Release: Berserk, but you can use 3 Fell Cleaves free of charge

[low hearth]

Ima stick to drk

[quick verge]

we gotta slime kihra in ffxiv

[tired egret]

just noticed my activity list

[low hearth]

what about fell cleave reducing the infuriate cooldown

[tired egret]

I think that counts for it too

[amber fable]

War opti is basically doing 2 inner chaos in 2 min

A way to setup that is have infuriate be less than 40 sec with 1 charge

[jolly flume]

the only 100 I'll ever have

[loud nymph]

any fell cleave or inner chaos does this

[zealous meteor]

finally completed a tier

[mossy eagle]

Oh my god

I won a hat

Dreams come true

[random needle]

I do not think while playing warrior, I merely bonk

https://tenor.com/view/squash-hammer-down-cartoons-smash-it-pound-it-gif-17800504

[quick verge]

you know monster hunter has a hammer weapon

[low hearth]

I guess it’s chill in savage

[random needle]

And for the times I have played MH, hammer is one of my favored weapons

And until they make a true hammer tank, I'm just going to continue with the concussion maker

[quick verge]

warrior is lowkey chill cause u have no mit

your survival is everyone else's responsibility

and ur opti is critting

perfect 3rd monitor job

[wicked delta]

Start progging M10S you bum

[zealous meteor]

IM FISHING

[wicked delta]

YOU HAVE BEEN FISHING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS

[jolly flume]

red hot and deep blue are basically fish

[zealous meteor]

THERE ARE SO MANY FISH I STILL NEED TO CATCH

[loud nymph]

HI FISHING IM KINGER

[low hearth]

Me when I don’t get the extra gcd to keep storms eye up through downtime

[loud nymph]

ALSO GO DO M10S ITS GOOD

[zealous meteor]

honestly i'm just scared of being bad in pf and no amount of "you won't be the worst player in there" will make that fear go away

[dull drum]

is this vanilla

[wicked delta]

Well yknow what will remedy that

[zealous meteor]

no

[dull drum]

https://tenor.com/view/black-stare-nah-wyd-eye-gif-23953713

[wicked delta]

Practicing

[zealous meteor]

thats gather buddy

you can tell its a plugin because it tells you useful information on big fish

[quick verge]

i already reported you

gl twin

[zealous meteor]

which the game is allergic to (for good reason)

[zealous meteor]

why me and not people like @jolly flume who openly post videos with mods ☹️

[quick verge]

i alrdy reported him

[zealous meteor]

and yet he still has an accoutn.............

hmmmmmm

[low hearth]

just play yo

[mossy eagle]

All of PF is bad

also it's week one millino, no one is expecting people progging the tier to be good

[zealous meteor]

[sick dirge]

just git gud

[quick verge]

if you're scared of being bad

just dont be bad

[low hearth]

I have severely underestimated the Arcadion this week…

[zealous meteor]

moooooooooom the endgame lounge players are pressuring me

[loud nymph]

look in the mirror

look in the mirror and tell me what you see

[queen raft]

Yeah just get good

[jolly flume]

saw the me I wanna be in the mirror

right where we oughtta be

[zealous meteor]

if i speak i am in big trouble

[worn bluff]

first time going into PF "i have no idea what i'm doing"
2 weeks into PF "these people have no idea what they're doing"

[wicked delta]

I mean

Yes

But I still have no idea what im doing

[mossy eagle]

You could always join an omega cursed casual static

that's usually the best remedy for these sorts of things

you'll be malding once you're 3 weeks in

[zealous meteor]

i was in a static for a grand total of 2 weeks and i made good progress in that time

i think the trouble with pf for me is having to do it alone
but getting someone to drag me in there every week isn't the solution either,,,

[deep gale]

Maybe I've just been uber lucky but like I know a few people who are like "yeah every static I join goes badly" and idk man might be you

[jolly flume]

how could it be my fault

[queen raft]

I was more or less just joking lol

[jolly flume]

I am the ideal creation of yoshida himself

[deep gale]

i will say sometimes they describe absolute specimens

Like tanks who do not use reprisal

[wicked delta]

Ive never been in a proper static

[zealous meteor]

our static exploded because of scheduling issues

not people being shitters

i mean some of us were shit for sure. but we were improving

[wicked delta]

I was in a “””static””” back in Endwalker but it was honestly more homies playing together tbh

[dreamy whale]

Hi andy lounge

[wicked delta]

I do feel like I should give a static a try someday, but the issue is that I don’t know what I expect

[dreamy whale]

Me in dungeons

[wicked delta]

I don’t have the skills to join a HC static (nor the time) but if I am forced to consistently prog then I don’t know if I would be happy with prog going excruciatingly slow

[dreamy whale]

the only mit I use half the time is bloodwhetting

[wicked delta]

Like whenever I have progged on my own in PF it has gone pretty fast… (when i feel like playing the game…. gulp)

[zealous meteor]

i think i could play well with just. a small group of people who want to deal with The Horrors™ together
i don't mind grabbing people from pf every week, i just don't wanna go it alone

[random needle]

I feel like I could abide in a static trying to clear in the first month or so, but w1 clears just wouldn't happen unless I spent an unhealthy amount of time in the game

[wind cypress]

I was in a static that was casual last tier and we barely made it to adds phase on m6s, this tier I just run party finder, and I'm progging m12s in 5 weeks so its fine I guess

[quick verge]

just use pto so u can end up more stressed than u were before w1

[wind cypress]

joined another static recently but I think some of those peeps had anger management issues, they'd pop off at pf substitues and quit for the night

[jolly flume]

w1 is pretty fun but ngl if you have a life outside of ffxiv its kinda draining for the week

[wind cypress]

yeah and you have to wait depending on prog day to do clears, so if they don't clear, less time you have to clear lol

[dreamy whale]

Identity theft update when so we can steal houses from people like this

[low hearth]

You’re going to be really behind in gear yo

I guess you won’t be fighting Ultimate Elidibus with the rest of us…

[jolly flume]

I did cruiserweight prog mid semester while I was still working 18h/wk part time and holy fuck man

[wind cypress]

795 relic weapon will carry them 😄

[jolly flume]

I slept like 2 hours a day

[dreamy whale]

Jokes on you my sources tell me it’s lightwarden ultimate and we fight sin eater g’raha tia

[low hearth]

That was a hard savage tier

[dreamy whale]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[low hearth]

I wish I took it more seriously

I was a noob back then

[jolly flume]

on the weekends I got up at 3am, worked 4am to 10am, got home and took a nap, then prog from noon to midnight and repeat next day

[wind cypress]

some peeps just wait till you can jump to m12s on tuesday morning and farm books for all their gears right before next expansion xD

[jolly flume]

and I was sick at the same time

[zealous meteor]

this is just making it WORSE

[low hearth]

What that mean

[jolly flume]

chat is today a pizza day or a something else day

[low hearth]

Like you dead ass have to reclear m10 & m111

[zealous meteor]

this makes it sound like i shouldn't even bother because i'm already behind

[low hearth]

Them pants cost 6 books

[zealous meteor]

reclear
lmao

[low hearth]

and the augment juice is 4 😭

[wind cypress]

I won pants first roll, still need bp but I'll pick up the nmenonics cause it doesn't have tenacity and peeps yell at me to not use any tenacity, just go paper tank and use cool downs

[low hearth]

This my first week winning one of the body pieces from m10 😭

[random needle]

Every day is pizza day if you want it to be

[clear plume]

It’s Shepards pie day

[jolly flume]

I would love a shepherd's pie rn but holy fuck I am way too exhausted to cook anything

[loud nymph]

if only

[jolly flume]

my doordash problem will continue

[winged spindle]

I did AN EXCELLENT run on M11S and guess what as usual
Wipe

I'm so mad x(

[trim frost]

speaking of m11s i just wanna double check something

for fixed stampede there's no specific requirement for where tanks need to stand in their tower as long as they soak right

[jolly flume]

no

[clear plume]

You can be in melee range, yeah

[jolly flume]

you're the only one in the tower, you always get the tether

[loud nymph]

I'm 99% sure fixed stampede always gives both tanks a tether

[trim frost]

okay

then i have no fucking clue what happened last week

i just randomly died eating the tether

[clear plume]

Every stampede always gives a tank a tether

[trim frost]

even though i was very much stretching it to max

[jolly flume]

got clipped by a puddle? idk

I don't even remember if puddles vuln you

[trim frost]

umm

it was two way fireball lol

[jolly flume]

oh

[trim frost]

i need to check this replay i swear i was behind someone

[jolly flume]

you need to be behind two people for 2 way

[trim frost]

oh

.

[jolly flume]

so if you were too far in or you 5/3'd it or something

[trim frost]

thanks ninja

[jolly flume]

you just explode

[random needle]

What th

[trim frost]

idk bro that party was all kinds of messed up

which i guess is to be expected from a friday 2 chest merc

[worn bluff]

if only 3 people on your side for 2 way

remember you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the other people

sac the other tether person

[jolly flume]

[trim frost]

so true

[jolly flume]

invuln it then tell everyone to do ptp good luck

[trim frost]

i've always just kept spamming unmend there regardless of the mech because i got scared and this was the first time i actually gap closed in

[clear plume]

You can also stay in melee range and pop mitigation for the tethers u get during stampede and just point them towards the correct corner

That’s the gigachad tank strat

[wind cypress]

as a tank, I run to my spot and look at the party list, then count how many empty health bars I suddenly see

[trim frost]

gulp

[worn bluff]

if you gap close in as soon as tethers go off you should have time to adjust to not bait the fireball

[trim frost]

it's whatever i have an ourple in 11 so just dont open my kill logs

[void vector]

does the weekly cap on books get removed shortly b4 7.5 or is it later?

[terse zodiac]

way later

[jolly flume]

later sadly

[void vector]

[wind cypress]

before next raid tier, so in this circumstance, right before 8.0? lol

[trim frost]

i wanna say the patch after .x5

[wind cypress]

my friend just waited until he could farm m8s and convert all the books into all the gear

[void vector]

wanted to take a break from progging savages

[trim frost]

hmm

[terse zodiac]

7.57 yeah

[trim frost]

i mean i guess that works but like i wouldn't consider m8s easier to do than just doing the other fights

[worn bluff]

i guess it also depends what you enjoy doing

[wind cypress]

why prog 4 savages when you can learn 1 to get everything

[trim frost]

the other ones are shorter

[jolly flume]

because doing the fights is part of the experience

[worn bluff]

i would rather farm 12 to get 11 books than farm 11

[jolly flume]

savage is supposed to be for fun believe it or not

[wind cypress]

we have achivements for clearing X savage, or just beating the savage?

[trim frost]

5 is homk shoo

achievements count final floor clears

[loud nymph]

for clearing the final fight in the tier x number of times

1, 5, and 10 times

no achievements for clearing the previous floors

[void vector]

its more like that i did train and m9-10s in week and a half with pf so i've been going mental

[wind cypress]

yeah, they should give achivements for each, prevent those prog skippers from their undeserved enjoyment and satisfaction (jk)

[void vector]

but like u cant convert books from m9/10s to armor/weps later right?

[winged spindle]

Ok we did our M11S reclear
I hope I have a blue parse T-T I really try hard

[wind cypress]

if the gear gods allow it

[loud nymph]

you can only convert down

[jolly flume]

you can convert each floor's books into the respective floor's drops

[winged spindle]

I shall reclear M12S today, and I will get my weapon 😄

[loud nymph]

so books from 10 can only become drops from 10

[wind cypress]

you can parse perfect and end up with a grey parse if you have 780 gear

[loud nymph]

books from 9 can only become drops from 9

etc

[winged spindle]

I did 52 😄
I got a blue parse yay

[terse zodiac]

780 with perfect play is not a grey parse

[jolly flume]

perfect play

looks inside

[loud nymph]

if you're getting a grey parse you did not play perfect

[stray forge]

I’m a gray parser

[winged spindle]

I improve slowly... but it's not consistent x(

[terse zodiac]

you can play pretty well at 772 and grey parse but 780 is pretty geared

[winged spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-toons-cartoons-animation-gif-14827466

[void vector]

alright ty guys for info

[worn bluff]

eventually the third alliance raid will drop coins that you can use to augment tome gear. and i think you'll also be able to buy augments with nuts

[loud nymph]

in 7.5, yes

[wind cypress]

spending 3 m10s tomes to upgrade hurts

[clear plume]

Why…?

It’s what they’re there for

[stray forge]

I like macadamias, hazelnuts, walnuts

[loud nymph]

but obviously 7.5 is still months away and that coin is going to be weekly limited

[jolly flume]

pistachios>>>

[stray forge]

Sorry I saw too many pictures of bugs inside pistachios

[wind cypress]

3 weeks for 10 item levels ontop of 400+ mnemonics

[stray forge]

Can’t eat anymore without paranoia ruling my world

[clear plume]

I honestly am in a blanched peanuts era this year

[jolly flume]

that's just extra protein

[wind cypress]

vs just winning the thing and you get +20 item levels

[worn bluff]

they need to force you to reclear for months so you keep playing

[wind cypress]

that's the real reason lol

[worn bluff]

what do you expect them to do, make more game content?

[terse zodiac]

theres never gonna be a situation where you need all savage items for bis

so you need upgrade mats anyway

[worn bluff]

you'll take your savage content for 5 months and like it

[loud nymph]

just win your loot rolls smh

[clear plume]

I have a whole 3 tome pieces in my monk set

[jolly flume]

just get fed gear smh

[stray forge]

Do not look up the navel orange worm ❌

[jolly flume]

I got my third weapon this week

[clear plume]

I got my third weapon week 4

[jolly flume]

dps privilege...

[clear plume]

Brd drk mch dnc drop order went crazy

[wind cypress]

so.. if you already have a piece on your main, when do you stop rolling (greeding) for your alts on savage clears?

[clear plume]

Zero coffers

[worn bluff]

can you feed me gear

[jolly flume]

I have like 6 books I don't need

[zealous meteor]

never because everyone else is also needing on everything
(assuming pf)

[worn bluff]

if this was lost ark savage books would be on the market board

and we would all have 9 alts

[wind cypress]

I have like 4 universal tome 3.0 or w/e and I don't plan on spending 500 precious nmemonics to get a dinky 780 weapon, yeah

[clear plume]

I can’t imagine having a ton of alts

[stray forge]

Oh no

[round burrow]

You can find those more relatively in pistachios that are more relatively "natural" grown in a sense. They usually try to clean it as much as they can before being shipped off to some store tho

[terse zodiac]

if you're not gonna use the tome why are you rolling on it lol

[wind cypress]

cause everyone else is rolling on it and I might use it later?

[stray forge]

The Korean fake slot machine slay the spire is releasing a child character

🥀

[wind cypress]

I was wondering, when should one stop rolling greed, how many alts deep do we need to take the greed?

[terse zodiac]

seems pointless when you can let someone who didn't get 7 normal raid clears get their weapon

[stray forge]

Whenever you decide?… what

[jolly flume]

tome and weapon augment are like the only thing I don't roll

they're just gonna rot after like week 5-6 when I get my weapons anyway

[worn bluff]

i'm going to stop rolling on some stuff because i'm 95% sure i'm only going to play one role in the ulti

[terse zodiac]

especially for a final tier where you can just buy them all with poetics next expansion

[jolly flume]

I have omnihealer and most of my tank gear

idk if I care enough to do monk too

cba to cap tomes

[worn bluff]

the 3 tanks give me enough variety to keep me occupied

[wind cypress]

yeah like for casters, you wanna play a non black mage - gotta get a whole new set of stuff xD

[zealous meteor]

three

[jolly flume]

realistically I'll never actually play monk in ultimate unless I'm just in there to troll and mess around

[jolly flume]

did he stutter

there's three tanks

[round burrow]

The mnemonics gear become purchaseable with poetics next expansion.. ?

[terse zodiac]

yes

[zealous meteor]

yes

[round burrow]

Okay

[jolly flume]

all non-current tome gear is poetics

[worn bluff]

i mean i guess if i want to die to damage variance i could finish leveling WAR

[round burrow]

Nice to know

[zealous meteor]

once they're no longer current expansion

[wind cypress]

3 tanks, so gunbreaker is deeps right?

[zealous meteor]

aesthetics and heliometry gear got moved to sacks of nuts already
mathematics and mnemonics gear will move to poetics in 8.0, and will come pre augmented as well