#endgame-lounge
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that was technically my first tier
now i feel rude for having typed "you and everybody else with 2 hands"
most disappointing first tier of all time
?
i did heal TOP on content, that's probably worth something
oh well
I only started in like august 2023 so I missed when healers actually had to think about mit range

everyone that hates top seems to have done it on content
worth it in my heart
It was really traumatic
Some even said/say unhealthy
p1-p4 was genuinely mind numbingly boring
then you had to start paying attention in p5
oh, your tank missed a mit or an invuln?
oh, someone stepped in slightly the wrong spot?
oh, someone broke slightly too early?
back to the most boring first 4 phases known to man

maybe I would've hated the fight if I had to do it with pf/average static in 7.3
I like it an unhealthy amount though
And forbid your soul if doing it without later on melon
i had a static that i left because they were awful
and then had to contend with clearing in pf
I basically just speedran it in two weeks because I was going on vacation and I didn't wanna get rusty while I was away
still went faster than dsr did but dsr didn't have anything but the websim back then
true we rep bottoms here

i find top fun
it's less annoying to do when you have more vit (god, you have so much more now)
and 1 minor mit mistake doesn't force you back to beginning
dead ahh?
Whats the most fun ult to heal to you then
dsr

tea's ok but hampered by lv80 kit and p4 sucking
imagine 5 minute ultimate phase where you take like
three instances of damage that matter total
aint healing tea like π΄ after the first phase
the first two are both pretty engaging
prime isn't terrible esp during waves and then perfect is like
why am I even here
I haven't pressed a heal in the last two minutes
yeah it's fun
party gets the shit beat out of them, tanks get the shit beat out of them
yeah
it's fucking miserable
specially on regen

did my shield healer and tanks do their job? I sure hope so
In the end we didnt manage to clear
However i am very confident i will get it this week
I am in doubt if i should still SMN it though or going back to BLM

In my case it was pretty reliable but sadly Ecliptic just that harsh
ok gl with that guys
i'm done babysitting shitters that refuse to press buttons
im ngl
play pld war or don't queue
if you can get 100% uptime on smn with no mistakes in rota
stick to smn
u can clear either way
ummm
true we would have lived if we followed wk mit
that bugcat looks so sad I almost feel bad for making the joke
π
that was crazy some dude was walking away with the annihilation stack and killing 2 people

whats content now @rapid whale
not the bapsignal
Old man signal


ordained motion
I hate being awake early cus I already showered n ate food so I dunno what to do now
see you next week
Tyrant is gonna beat my ass
sinister under your skin
aren't you unsubbed
in lace and leather
Yeah but im resubbing
shork
Shork
omg it's like toby in his onesie
STOP
w<
I shouldve never fucking told you about that i swear to god

you probably look adorable in the 1sie..
I look like im 4β3 in that thing
short people are cute
idk chilling until reset reclear
short people are cute
trueeeeeee (am short person)
see @wicked delta
mb
mistake has been made 

I don't wanna play the game but lemme know when you need the m11s avengers and I'll appear from my stasis chamber (bed)
i just looked at the mp/min sims for all of the healer sets
gotta run back the dsr totems bruh
best fight in the game
yeah ngl
the best mp econ set for ast is the whm job stone
truly
I couldn't drop under 6k if I tried
banger if I say so myself
a work of art
yes
i dont think about it until my static wants to do them
the sooner I get past 11 the better
unfortunately I'm contractually obligated
i don't even have weapon
time for -70mil
but i kind of miss being free during cruiserweight
are you in a static nico
I thought niko was pf demon
no i just run with friends sometimes
yeah
wanna do reclears together 
we might go in like 12 hours ish
prob sleep at normal hour tonight

sometimes i do think about just skipping to 12 though
toby when he isn't awake at 6am
is this made by yoyo
Pld is basically unga bunga right
me personally I fail at both
it's wild
but maybe one day I can luck into 2
I just 123 spam atonement
min pie and ur still mp positive
I think
and im p sure this sim doesn't take thin air into account
+419 at 2.29 lmao
step 3: make sure party doesn't suck. or for some fights make sure they do suck
Also hellur val
PLD is probably the hardest tank to optimize again
its gone full circle
meowdy
Icic ty valcors
this guy is doing unholy dodges woah
@robust shoal do you think pld or drk is harder to optimize ?
this would be me if i was on EU
this would be me if I was good at the game

prolly pld
I had a feeling 
drk at least gets some thoguht with downtime and cleave tho
also I haven't rly gotten into the weeds with pld
John moomoo is a warrior main at heart
I just played standard in m4s and idk if there was opti I was missing
i blow all my mp on my opener like a fucking dumbass 
drk has my number in ultimate, figuring out timings to carry darkside through downtime and still have max mp to burst is too much for my tiny healer brain
ik there's some fringe fof drift you can do for a marginally stronger window in edge cases
it's moreso how much MP to use in filler and set up TBN
I just swing my funny little gunblade
yeah stuff like fru is where you get some brain wrinkles
during 2 min i just faceroll keyboard
I push the buttons on cd and if I cant push the buttons on cd I find another job 
The funny gunblade has too much going on for me I just press inner release and fell cleave
and sometimes you just let darkside drop
that's one of those things that feels like it shouldn't be good but I have a license for it
WAR just doesn't click for me. it feels like DRK if it had no job stone
I hate war
everything is DRK but less
since gnb got changed to being a 60s job its basically the same thing as war except you have more buttons in burst and dont need to maintain a buff
so glad I finished it in like 6 m4s clears
war feels bad to play
war is a class
warrior is way too hard
warrior
every time i try to level WAR i can barely make it past one roulette
before i decide to do literally anything else
waiting for SE to just remove potency from the other 2 gapclosers as well
i don't think i've played a less engaging class, and i've played RPR
rpr still has got to be more engaging than vpr
may I introduce you to my bestie vpr
vpr is only more engaging than rpr for me because i'm more used to rpr
yknow
I think if I was given the choice to play any job in prog next tier it would probably be rdm
I cant lie vipers animations make up for it being kinda simple to me, every time I hit reawaken a neuron activates in my brain
yeah that's pretty much exactly why I wanna play it
lol
it's also just fun in its own right
i appreciate a rdm that instaraises
there was this
m4s party back when that was current
i told myself i would main GNB this tier but chickened out and went to PLD
that was witch hunt prog that we managed to zombie through to sunrise (against their own will)
I don't play blm or pct though so I'd probably be kind of a liability on that role
but hey it can't be that bad
pick up my slack team
I just watched my name change in real time wtf
pick mid speed and profit
i also watched your name change in real time
mew
i'm also lactose intolerant
well obviously they arent as kittens but ykw I mean
i'm just not a bitch
whm mp economy and rdm raise carried this

i can't raise i'm in sword co- π
i don't think they drank much of it
true
the stores will open soon so i can do shopping
did toby get his m4 clear yet
maybe I should namechange back
finally eating like a normal human being
I miss maia starweaver
lol
I mean actual m4 not 12
electrope edge 2 harder than idyllic dream confirmed ?
nobody is too dented to clear 12
oh
wicked thunder
yeah idk you might need the big mclargehuge tech
(splatoon)

wifebeater strategy
omg i missed my lizzer
why did I turn chinese
you're already chinese
i miss m4
I miss m6
sign from the gods
I thought I was white
50M per person if I get a locked in pink
looks inside
white on occasion
what is this occasion
specifically when I walk up to the counter at raising cane's and order a box combo with coleslaw
coleslaw is the inflection point that makes you white
I'm the pasty flavor of asian


350M for a number on a webpage no one will look at
goodbye
...
id rather deepthroat a rusty pipe than have to be associated with that halfwit
I only got paid 3m for that one mch's pink
π
then again it was odd patch
this is one UCOB if it changes anything
but also they're paying for a pink with a hidden character ?
something doesnt add up

i've ressurrected a demon
Iβm convinced youβre all changing your names by yourselves
pink in ucob is the easiest shit ever, just murder 5 people in golden and clear
And blaming mods

5 might not be enough tbh
their ego depends on the number and they don't have it. please understand their struggle
long adds ideally too depending on if you have good cleave
Now you need to clear EW on her and get the Weaver of Stars title
white
THE HELL
I'm
that my 98 in ucob went up to a 99 but it's still 98 on my page
i will consider it
that's like the opposite of what usually happens
parsing ucob gotta be crazy
where your historical is higher
theres so many dumb ass ways to die
chat who here knows how to correctly pronounce worcestershire

Okay someone is actually on a rampage
same I have a 98.99 in tea that became a 99.2
scammed
oof
how do you say worcestershire verbally
it's pronounced worcestershire
Wusstersher
woofstershire
I have a 98 in tea that would be a 99 if people didn't die to the last jwave so they couldn't pad my trick
worse-ter-shire
Whrshrrshrr

i have a bunch of 100 historicals 
the -ces- part is silent and -shire- is pronounced -sher-
Okay
War chester shire
WHO THE FUCK
Worst shits er shire
Wrrrshrrrshrrrrrr
cooly uchiha
my goat has returned ???
he has returned to us

like the second coming of jesus
Cooly has returned
Worqorchirteh
I live near a town named Sequim that's pronounced skwim
I'll take the aggro
skyrim
It'll be funny
WHO THE HELL IS ANDY
noble
I think toby is a pf andy
I donβt even use my real mits half the time during packs
Bloodwhetting will keep me alive
I feel bad for anyone named Andy or Andrew


Being named Andrew is almost as bad as being named David
is the chinese equivalent of andy being named wu
I donβt even pay attention to half the mechanics in dungeons either I just eat it and pop equilibrium
the chinese equivalent of andy is andy
Anxi

whats the housing lottery tech
channy...
just win
Chinese equivalent to moomoo is mumu
Canadian Andy is Channy
im in the character creator rn wtf is wrong with female viera voice 12
Behold femra voice 4
pulling up to the sign and seeing someone already has the house set up after lottery π
i had this happen for my fc house
Iβm going to touch you whoever change my name
It was for the house I had back on malboro
i won the next one
andytines
My name is safe
someone really likes andy
It never gets changed
enlightenment is realizing large houses are dogshit
Until it does
small houses are cuter
Yea I have a medium on cuchulainn
cottages have character
its a flex
Andango
your flex is ugly
I havenβt even gone inside just decorated the outside

I should probably go inside
mods if you read this make the channel name andy lounge
Chango
you mean chandy
Can we pretend like airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
Chandy is my favorite admin
morie you would tell us if you were a mod of zenless zone zero official right

problems only people who dont have all jobs levelled experience
I forgor what my original character name was
I have all jobs leveled and that's precisely why I have that issue
People holding onto EW gear for some reason
fucking 200 ultimate bis sets
I have been Literally Him for so long
Specifically EW crafted gear
ok ppl who keep a set of bis for every ult are the outlier and dont count
maybe I bring back my grape
I had to do an armory chest check for my friend and he still had accessories from SHB

belt owner
my armory chest is a crime against humanity
Tf you need those exarchic rings for
i need to ask someone to organize my stuff
don't diss my shadowless petasos of healing I need it for tea
its too fucking hard
Tea deez
I got shire shit and proto ultima accessories from my two jobs still in the 60-70 range
I should've never leveled my crafters
@wicked delta thoughts on twink?
My inventory has never been clean after leveling crafters

boy what the hell
i almost read that as bidet
perfect 10/10 no notes
Bidets are nice
They just robbed radz-at-han
im convinced our retainers just have blackmail on every vendor
yeah its blocking the view
kill bungo
mb
bro
No no hes got a point
@low hearth Iβm not a Taurus Iβm a Sagittarius aktually
Im a Tauros from Pokemon
Such a Sagittarius thing to say
tricking people with your astrology sign is definitely sagittarius behaviour
Who the fuck is Andy
Andy
but I know I'm a leo
im also a leo
Idk what Sagittarius means but I have a bow and arrow which is kinda sick
im a wooden monkey on the cn side 
idk that was a pretty cool beyblade
agony and sorrow
your suffering, is not yet over
how do you check this
you were born in 03 right ?
it's just the year you were born
yeah
I know I just made like 5 people in this chat feel old
i was born in 01
wtf
so ur snake
Iβm a Tarvos
you cannot be 3 years older than me
The joke took me too long to find the image 

God I love .hack
decrepit
Actually though, Virgo and rat
bones crumbling
you're a metal snake
I'm a dwagon
still in a dream
rat ox tiger rabbit dragon snake horse lamb monkey chicken dog pig
Some day they'll go through the rain
The orderβs only recently in my memory bc of th GW2 Lunar New Year festival
I wish I was rat
lamb has no aura
that's so leo of you >.<
Why are you cooly now
we've all got a bit of cooly in us
We're all cooly
leos are confident, dramatic, energetic, and stubborn apparently
maybe the white women were onto something with this zodiac shit
Maybe they're secretly Saint Seiya fans
I think I looked it up once and it called me a loner
Who enjoys adventure or something
ur sheeple
Recipe for getting murdered while backpacking basically
π₯
βοΈ
But whatβs your MBTI
this shit is not you
INFJ
Thatβs the one that scares me bc Iβll take it years apart and still score the same
Apparently me and my husband have low compatibility bc he's a Sagittarius and im a Cancer
moriie when met with a tight, dangerous passage that can technically be crawled in a cave:
But we've been together for 6 years so I think it's full of shit
You will never get my corporate astrology sign out of me
So
My favorite HW character
what if we talked about doing reclears instead
All personality tests are, they have no merit beyond βyou answered the questions this wayβ
I actually used to go spelunking in college
im goat or whatever the equivalent was (lamb?)
underwater cave diving is calling your name
Thereβs a video on YouTube of one of the caves I have gone into and thereβs literally a crawl space that people get stuck in
and then i guess my sign is virgo
Cause itβs at the bottom of a slope
cave divers on their way to solo attempt the cave called "divers death" with a 95% fatality rate:
Idk how people die cave diving you can just choose to not go 
why dont people cave diving just use return
are they fucking stupid or what

or just exit duty
like hello
tbh that's like 60% of the way there irl I talk a lot less
the cave is a solo instance so that doesnt work
Obligatory image of an underwater lake in a cave
Too many idiots have died cave diving to make me not even bother attempting it

truth nuke
this is what it looks like at the end of the crawlspace 
cooly was going off on reddit today it was fucking insane
yo this comic goes crazy
they had to pull her out
Everything reminds me of him...
i love junji ito
Ok chat
One day Junji Ito stories will get a proper anime adaptation
Finish msq or grind 25 levels on gnb and then finish msq
Maybe this is our real life Junji Ito story
I can't watch that shit animated bro I suck with horror
I've only really read through tomie
i just realized
Too many of the stories turn goofy if theyβre not told right,
Well, theyβre always a little goofy,
damn the ost of the vault kinda goes crazy with that organ
How do I see the name of what buffs are on my character
It's only the first arc ye?
More things should try and make creatures like Tomie but sheβs like a weeping angel or a false hydra
The race or whatever
mouseover
that's about it
Always cool in concept and flop and flop and flop in execution
Cooked
memorize the icons like real gamer
yeah idk if they're gonna like
do each stage of the race as a batch release??
SBR is kinda weird so I can see them doing batch releases
the problem with that is some stages have really varying lengths
However I just want to say
ok i'm too eepy to live gn andies
gn andy
Gn sleep andy
Gn andy
ok whose doing reclears

I gotta go parse grey in my static this evening, sorry
we must reclear so we can prog m12
Moomoo gonna be a pf andy
It's going to be really funny seeing people's reactions to SBR. Bc, well, the president of the united states is the bad guy
its ok cooly 

@valid solar
we got what 40 minutes?
eyes
elounge class roulette, everyone in here has to draw sticks to see what class they can play for raid this week
gg
whats wrong with puppets bunker
Atleast it's not tower
Tower puts me to sleep
i have 40 minutes to cap my tomes
Idk why but it feels SO LONG
it's a nier raid
i must pot
whaa i dont think ive ever been in an alliance raid that took more than 30
for capping tomes spamming the latest dungeon wouldve been faster

cant wait to see the localized names
its gonna be a treat
SBR is the one after the universe reset where everybody is alive again but a little different right ?
a lot of fans think its tied to the universe reset but i think its been explicitly stated that araki just wanted to do a reboot (granted the universe reset does make a lot of sense tbh)
so its same name characters but they (mostly) have way different personalities
mb
doesnt help though that araki does giga references alongside the reused names
i have to wait till 2029 for CALIFORNIA KING BED
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price
maximum kill minimum bill
Freeway Thru Hell
I am a modern day shakespeare
She D4 on my C till I Love Train
Raid or food before bed hmm
I have no reason to do M9S
I havnt cleared 11 lmao
I literally havnt even started 11
Im actually functionally back from like a month break
wait let me join
im just finishing this ally raid rq
oh wait nvm bungo you're on prange
Im stuck in far
just double prange
surely
the goop monster
normal raids trolling me yo
Im gonna get food then maybe do M10S after
im finished
gg
gg
Gg

i'm sorry your account is bricked now
more time to kiss bg3 men

i consider this a win
Waga boogie
Waga boogie

i hate aetherwells
Lowkey might start traveling to a world other than midgardsormr
why can't i just fill these in OC
What are peoples 5 most liked job quests? I know dark knight is regarded as the best I kind of agree, what about scholar I see people like it alot
Thereβs this catgirl in limsa named mint citrus and all they do is shout in all caps
warrior
treno citizen putting in work
Curious Gorge is my king
treno citizen is my goat
Chat should I join this fresh ucob prog
sure
pld is so bad that its hard to forget
Yea
The only one that stuck out to me was DRK and WHM
DRK cus it was good
WHM cus it was straight ass
cleanse the taint
Lemme find the toolbox in naur rq
I erased the PLD questline from my memory entirely
Who up for 3am ucob lmao
pld lore

well tbh the lore is theoretically existent but the job quest was horrendous
Exactly, even revisiting sidguru his lines are so good
My top 5 favs are probably rogue (not ninja), warrior, blm, lancer, mnk
whats the thing with scholar?
we are like 30 weeks in and melee on red hot still dont know how to bait the fire cones in insane air
and grief the other party
Eos?
I forgor whatβs the diff between eos and selene
yea i havent even started the job questline
just asking so I dont skip cutscenes if its good
scholar was pretty much the first proper lore drop on the war of the magi

they are the same as Selene is gone kekw
Chat what have I gotten myself into
well, you can still apply Selene as petglam, but ye
whats up guys
Thereβs like 6 raidplans for ucob in naur and theyβre all for different phases
Wadafac
selene tastes better
idk i like the classic flavor and crunch of eos
ok but i need 3 more energy drains
If you say so, ill give it a chance and see if i like its story
some streamers did a trivia show and one of the questions was βhow does the paladin order work?β
βhow am i supposed to know that?β
βthatβs correct! nobody caresβ
I made a meme but not sure when to post it
Tbh reading the HW pld quests is worth it because theyβre just that bad
Too late I skipped all of that
Don't you understand? I could've had class! I could've been somebody! I coulda been a contender!
yeah that one
I aint got time for doodo writing give me my exp and abilties
the crafter quests could be good for all i know but i just wanted manipulation
Made this but like is there anything i should change about it
Why does wuk lamat look like omaigoto
id say only a few of them are funny, like the bsm guy with the kugane girl thirsting for him
and then having to deal with her dad
kinda pumping
thats 90 w the ex weapon too
how bad are tanks at m10 if i'm getting 90 with 781
Omaigoto?
Have her hold Gulool Ja and Speenβs hands bc they kinda saved post DT
#bluearchiveglobal #memes #meme #momoi
How many people do I need to unlock TEA, DSR, and TOP 
1, 6, 8 min?
realistically
Drk can solo E4S
3-4 for e4s makes it pretty trivial
what about warrior
Nope
Aw
No tank can solo E4 except DRK
Maybe I will skip on unlocking top rn
Not worth trying tbh
throw ur body at it until the man dies
Cause I reckon imma have to actually learn the ew raid
crystal tower
gg
I miss Eureka
see you in striking tree hard tomorrow
dude im so fucking washed in m10s
i mean you can do it in oc
its just slow
you canβt do the aetherwell part in OC
need to clear 12 on my main this week too
Its roulette slop

i got striking tree like 3 days in a row
What about a warrior and a reaper 
Leveling part was free
Why are you asking me
And a viper

I cleared E4S like 2 years ago and we blew it up with 5 people
boss does pretty fast these days just put up a PF for tea unlock
If dps is good then maybe 3 will be fine
people will usually join
Id still want at least 4
in like 2024 i put one up and it filled in like 10 mins
bro just open a pf
I did
maybe not right now
Just curious, have you done other high end stuff?
like prime time
where are the shield healers
Bro hasnβt even finished msq yet


Alex savage :D
like Garuda
Ye
ye
not some zane
Im moomoo
Yippee tea unlocked
long live the king
Praying I clear this week
meowthus
you complained too much about ppl being unable to do the mech right and thus you were cursed


maybe next week will be different...
now THAT is stupid
louis in endgame lounge ? rare sighting
underestimated the arcadion award
oh its ugly
which whm weapon is that
newest relic step
oh ic
what a downgrade man what the fuck lmfa o
none of the m10 parties currently up are to my liking so I might just another levelling for paste
I did get a 72 on 9 which is a personal best for me 
ok its less bad when i see it upclose but... the first two steps were so cute :(
rpr weapon goes hard tho i may have to get it
just me or there like 4x more dark knights than other tanks in savage when I group in pf o.O
finding ppl who play the other tanks isnt difficult but most still stick to drk
naked bun
Please stop looking at his body and look at the COOL WEAPON


yes amazing weapon


























