endgame-lounge

[sleek moon]

well i hate you too buddy

[tulip anvil]

Let me rephrase what I said because I said it in a needlessly inflammatory way

I hate one specific rdm

And it’s not anyone here

[jolly flume]

yeah well

I hate all white mages

[zealous meteor]

this level of self hatred isn't healthy

[thin tartan]

come do chaotic im bored

[sleek moon]

self hatred

[stray forge]

please forgive my 773 ilvl

no fuck you

[grand mesa]

mb

[stray forge]

woops forgot to take out name

[low hearth]

Long live the king?

[stray forge]

Go play with rubber

[low hearth]

Yo you’re dead ass one of the only reaper players in the game

[stray forge]

im a special snowflake

[low hearth]

Is that job even fun???

[stray forge]

no job in this game is fun

lowkenuinly

[low hearth]

some are fun

[stray forge]

who hurt bro with like the third mechanic in this fight

[low hearth]

Why do people even put dumb listings like that up

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-mouth-drooling-mouth-open-open-mouth-gif-8120874980806799832

[low hearth]

Did they clear the fight

[wicked delta]

at least shes not a deranged individual

[stray forge]

debatable

[wicked delta]

do you angrily dm people early in the morning accusing them of slander cus the person called you a dipshit

i think not

[stray forge]

group disbanded after picto started calling the tank daddy

okay i guess i dont need to reclear 11 this week

back to reality it is

[sleek moon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-back-away-close-door-gif-15554720

[flint ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[wicked delta]

bapple on freak mode today

[low hearth]

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

[low hearth]

You need the book ngl

Don’t you need the chest

6 weeks ain’t no joke

[wicked delta]

[craggy marsh]

Never had a book, never let Yoshit P win

[sleek moon]

https://old.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/comments/1ralo4h/dawntrail_has_had_a_serious_powercreep_issue/

is this THE cooly?

[low hearth]

Cooly

[wicked delta]

ion wanna see this fraud's name for a very long time

[craggy marsh]

Do you think Cooly and Watashia would get along

[fierce matrix]

No

[sleek moon]

might be fun to watch though

[craggy marsh]

I wanna watch the Cooly vs Watashia 1v1

[fierce matrix]

Speaking of cryptids

I did a Big McLargeHuge party yesterday

With his new name

[clear plume]

I’m the proud owner of his old name

[fierce matrix]

No shot

[loud nymph]

cooly would be an ffxivdiscussion poster

[fierce matrix]

Can you guess which one is Big

[clear plume]

Yeah he like, got mad about a parse discord not liking him and denying him so he stole a regular there’s name and I am pettier than the mods there want us to be

[wicked delta]

hmnmmmmmmmhmm

okay

i think hes the 76

0r mmaybe

one of the 99s

surely

[fierce matrix]

Oh CERP

[wicked delta]

my goat would never

parse a 2

[fierce matrix]

WRONG TOBIAS

HES THE 2

[loud nymph]

[low hearth]

Dude had to change his name and Fanta just to clear m12s I think

😭😭

[fierce matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203811691318747206/1474604555143483565/image.png?ex=699b1cc2&is=6999cb42&hm=b2507ad73116bda710dec14e3bd24466ab06b6703843906cdd9eae2af217c5bd&

Him dying twice during adds

In m9s

[low hearth]

Bros parties were NOT filling

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-nowaying-gif-6053168848079778825

[dapper zealot]

Lmao

[sleek moon]

make a raid group with all the cryptids, and have rin karigani lead the group

[craggy marsh]

man how are these fuckass cryptids clearing the tier before normal people

[fierce matrix]

I had to join cause like

[mossy eagle]

I think everyone on Aether had him on a blacklist

[craggy marsh]

making me feel bad

[fierce matrix]

Its m9s fun run party

I had to see it

I needed to have my own experience

And it sure was one

[dapper zealot]

Add Zane to the mix :)

[low hearth]

This tier kinda easy ngl

[clear plume]

Not being employed does wonders

[fierce matrix]

HE GOT A DD DURING FUCKING AETHERLETTING

[sleek moon]

this 100%

its just how much free time you want to throw at it

[craggy marsh]

Rins ego is too big for this group but it would be funny to see it happen

[fierce matrix]

Not the solving btw. The placing

[craggy marsh]

or actually Rin might like the group bc they'd kiss his ass

[fierce matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203811691318747206/1474605347820933180/image.png?ex=699b1d7f&is=6999cbff&hm=66604e1ad7be4585bea99e2b2a61ee8ab8e11cd0f69c20e665c8e6d01cf8b498&

[low hearth]

20 hours m10s

[clear plume]

Rin can’t join bc watashia only plays with war pld tho?

[loud nymph]

bro stood in the lightning twice

hilarious

[fierce matrix]

Nah watashia is a healer

SGE/SCH player

Sometimes whm

[zealous meteor]

what about the rin that got banned from here

[low hearth]

Gotta cleave bro

[fierce matrix]

Oh

I can read

I just woke up

Fuck

[stray forge]

multiple rin?

[fierce matrix]

[craggy marsh]

isn't that the one that bitched about everything

[clear plume]

Ur a war main ik

[fierce matrix]

No im a gnb main

Im not allowed in his parties

[clear plume]

Better than to expect literacy

It’s ok, WK is onto the secret

[versed kayak]

yeah they complained about "parsers" wiping their runs

[mossy eagle]

Ok so we have Rin, big mclarge, wata, that dancer that crashed out, who else

[low hearth]

I wanted to join the watashia m12s 💔

[clear plume]

1 sacred soil opti doorboss (8 concit tho)

[fierce matrix]

Doctor bread

[sleek moon]

cooly

[mossy eagle]

Oh what's her name? Clare?

[sleek moon]

almost full raid team already

[mossy eagle]

The one with the Google doc (which doesn't really narrow it down in this day and age)

[zealous meteor]

yes

[sleek moon]

it really doesnt

[fierce matrix]

Cool Mint Crayola, Jamie Jams, Vera Vesper, Watashia Kamidesu, Big McLargeHuge, Doctor Bread, and Rin Karigani

[clear plume]

Clair Es u mean?

[fierce matrix]

Id swap out doctor bread tho

[mossy eagle]

Yeah

[fierce matrix]

Hes kinda a mid cryptid

[wicked delta]

tf are yall doing

[mossy eagle]

Add Mercury Greaves

[low hearth]

Dang

[mossy eagle]

He's a terrorist

[fierce matrix]

Pyre Py is in there

[wicked delta]

trying to make the world's most cooked static

[low hearth]

Cool Mint was arguing with some Brazilian dude mid pull for like 40 minutes straight

[clear plume]

Damn a 40 minute pull

[mossy eagle]

Sorry got stuck on M10N

[fierce matrix]

The crazy thing is like

CMC isnt even bad

Like hes actually a good player

Hes just rude af

[clear plume]

I mean rin is mostly the same way

[low hearth]

They are negative yea

[fierce matrix]

Nah

Rin was griefing hard in some fights

In pf specifically

[mossy eagle]

Yeah I section my blacklist into two parts. A) you played bad and I just need you not in my parties for a weekend or so. And B) you're a gamer (derogatory) and never want to see you

[fierce matrix]

So

Im blacklisted?

[craggy marsh]

Rin isn't bad he's just a douchebag with a huge ego

[fierce matrix]

In both sides?

[mossy eagle]

I don't recall you saying any slurs so no

[craggy marsh]

I still love him almost crying bc he was in fear of not being able to clear abyssos week 1

[mossy eagle]

Shut tf up you're good at the game

[fierce matrix]

They call me sluren in my friend groups

[clear plume]

This server automutes my slurs

[fierce matrix]

This is a joke btw

[mossy eagle]

Don't you all start this "woe is me I'm dogshit at the game" thread again

[fierce matrix]

Tf

[low hearth]

At least when cool mint is shield healing we don’t wipe to primal roulette

[craggy marsh]

You're a reddit mod that's all the slander you need

[fierce matrix]

I am ass

I got denied from CERP cause of my HoC usage

I save them for people fucking up

[low hearth]

What’s cerp

[mossy eagle]

Canadian entertainment regulatory panel

[fierce matrix]

Crystal Extreme Raid Parsing

[clear plume]

Listen I may be a schizo but even I can’t make up a world where I’m not one of the best prange around

[fierce matrix]

Its a new parsing server

[dapper zealot]

Cerperous

[clear plume]

Nowhere near new

[low hearth]

Oh

[mossy eagle]

Crystal

Not going to leave any further comment

[clear plume]

Just trying to revive itself bc last tier was deadge

[fierce matrix]

Its not like a bunch of crystal people tbh

Its got like Eksu in there

[clear plume]

(Hence why crystal, it was around pre server transfer)

[fierce matrix]

^

[mossy eagle]

Ah

[fierce matrix]

I applied and my parses are good but my HoC usage was low. I explained it but they was like "thats fine, we 100% get it cause people suck but also you gotta show us you can use it consistently so we can heal you less"

So now im on my way to do that

[mossy eagle]

Ok so you're like, barely less than perfect

[low hearth]

Like heart of conundrum

[fierce matrix]

Thats not prefect

Perfect is only what I want

I have a 93 on m12s p2

[jolly flume]

what does that even mean lol

[fierce matrix]

[jolly flume]

when do you have to heal tanks

[mossy eagle]

I wish you luck then lmao

[jolly flume]

more importantly even when you do have to heal tanks you have like 30 lossless buttons to do it

[mossy eagle]

Dog I'm out here getting my meat kicked in during arena split, and parts of M12S.

If I didn't rampart and holy sheltron I'd be cooked

[jolly flume]

that's not the same as 26/26 hoc uses

[fierce matrix]

Not just on me either but on like squishies

[stray forge]

sounds like the type of server where one person gets to recruit people to pad their parses

[mossy eagle]

It's just a bunch of sweaties

[fierce matrix]

Ya

I wanted to see if I could get in just as a challenge

[mossy eagle]

Nothing wrong with that, it's just by nature going to be a bunch of gigachads

[jolly flume]

nah this is why healer parsing is ill as fuck

[fierce matrix]

I got nothing to do till ulti anyway

[sleek moon]

oh i rememebr seeing their carrd, that's where i got the uptime vamp stomp from lol

[clear plume]

It’s a great server to be in for like, recruitment alone

[jolly flume]

nothing scarier than a creature with straight high 99s on healer

[fierce matrix]

Alright whm main

[fierce matrix]

Ya

I did uptime vamp stomp without it

[low hearth]

3 oranges

[fierce matrix]

But im glad others are doing it

It is such a goated strat

[jolly flume]

I healed with clare booie one time in pf and it made me want to throw my mouse out my window

[fierce matrix]

Ill throw you out the window

Come here

[mossy eagle]

Is that the one when tanks touch tips with invuln?

[fierce matrix]

No

[jolly flume]

dude even watashia doesn't piss me off that bad

[grand mesa]

nothing worse than a player larping like they're better than they are because they pressed glare with decent uptime

[sleek moon]

that wouldnt work beyond the first stomp

https://raidplan.io/plan/_liOJsCaPX_cZcMO

[low hearth]

That’s like the only way to parse on healer though ain’t it

[fierce matrix]

MT/M1 go N->SW, OT/M2 go NE->S

Find the bat

[jolly flume]

she casts 0 gcds in p6, refuses to heal the tanks, and then blames me when I cast seven succors a spreadlo and literally dissipated to lustrate the tanks

[fierce matrix]

Tanks move in instantly and soak right on her hitbox

Then you dodge slightly out

[grand mesa]

sure, doesn't make it any less cringe to do it outside of an organized setting

[jolly flume]

I hate healer parsers man

[fierce matrix]

Then melee soak

[jolly flume]

that was a fucking dsr c41

[sleek moon]

if i was mormon this would sound wrong

[jolly flume]

and she'd rather press glare than heal

[fierce matrix]

So true

[clear plume]

Combined healer damage is the gigachad but this tier is 5/5 sandbag so hard to combined healer unless you have a very friendly drk

[fierce matrix]

Watashia does this

[low hearth]

chadding in a c41 💔

[versed kayak]

glad that my mental image of people parsing on healers was correct

[grand mesa]

congrats, you pressed glare and crit more than normal!!
ur so good at this game!!
uninstall

gg

[sleek moon]

not all of them are like that, but the chance of finding people like that is very high

[fierce matrix]

Watashia in p6 didnt heal the DRK at all for first vow pass, blamed me cause im a GNB and should've been taking it ig, and then blammed the WHM for "not topping everyone off" when WK pressed one oGCD that entire phase and it was panhaima during wroth flames

[jolly flume]

a lot of healers are bad but they're not willingly bad

[sleek moon]

the worst is they get this massive ego about being able to play a class that spams 1 button

[jolly flume]

parse addled healers are actually just voluntarily griefing

[sleek moon]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-gambling-boomer-gamble-gambling-boomer-slots-boomers-gif-5999621320771440284

[grand mesa]

players who larp like they're god's gift for pressing one button and force people to compensate for their inadequacies are the worst

because they're willingly doing this shit

[craggy marsh]

healers with an ego need a reality check

[wicked delta]

wk doing expert dungeon rotation in dsr

[fierce matrix]

This is something ive learned. The parse brained healers cause their cohealers to pick up bad habits. This causes they to get like 50 % overheal and lose uptime cause they are focusing on keeping people alive

[craggy marsh]

"but my uptime was 99% bro!" yeah bro? then why is your parse a grey

[fierce matrix]

In a few statics ive had to help these healers break the bad habits

[low hearth]

HIT HRAE DONT OVER ADJUST <se.2>

[sleek moon]

for eden's shiva my friend had to kick a healer on the first clear, mf spent the entire prog bragging about his wipe parse every time they wiped to damage

they even gave him the first weapon so he would fuck off quietly

[dull drum]

my wipe parses were 99 day 1 thoughts

[grand mesa]

parsebrain whm players when they're told they need to press 1 (one) gcd so the party doesn't explode to something stupid

[grand mesa]

cringe historical abuser, gg

[dull drum]

[craggy marsh]

political war criminal with 50 arrest warrants

[dull drum]

ran into some interesting species doing alt reclears in pf ngl

at least my co tanks were goated

well except the OT warrior

they were dying to swords half the time

[flint ledge]

mb

[worn bluff]

the singular warrior in the universe willing to OT

[boreal pumice]

we need to dissect you bro

[stiff heron]

can i raid as a ftp?

[dull drum]

who said it was willing

[true beacon]

You can access all but the lvl 70 ultimates on free trial, yes

[dull drum]

bro ran to OT spot on the clock faster than usain bolt

actually now that i think about it they were probably just parsing which whatever im on alt so im not bised out ig

[midnight furnace]

Here to rant about M10S again, its so tiring at this point to reclear this im going no chest even if necessary

Like i dont wanna sound like a jerk but its almost like someone always dies to arena for god sake and then there is not mitigations for all the raid wides

Even with me putting Addle there

[dull drum]

well tbf divers dare comes from both bosses and you can only addle one so its prob on others for no pt wide mit

[jolly flume]

be the change you want to see in the world

transpose to scholar

[midnight furnace]

Im HEAVILY considering

But as a Sage though

[quick verge]

make 7 friends that are good at the game and only raid with them

so you never have to deal with shit reclears

until you do

[midnight furnace]

I already do

But we only raid on tuesday and thursday

[worn bluff]

to this day idk what PF normally does for reprisal there. logically i feel like whichever tank can reach both bosses should do it, and the other tank reps xtreme snaking cast

but i don’t think anyone follows that

[low hearth]

god people that join c41s just to grief are so fucking irritating

[dull drum]

i just hit hol there and pray

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-mad-angry-ishowspeed-sheisty-gif-13492318246358992086

[dull drum]

also sometimes the fire puddle pair buddy during split gets low sometimes so i throw them an hoc usually

[low hearth]

im fighting for my life in this uwu c42 rn

[jolly flume]

the refrain

[rapid whale]

where content

[jolly flume]

i'm touching grass

[rapid whale]

snoop dawg

[proven pivot]

Got blu from 1 to 50 in like 3 mins

Funi

[low hearth]

bro fucking high jump animation lock got me killed by ifrit in roulette

https://klipy.com/gifs/washed-celtics-shaq

im so washed

[quick verge]

heh

[stray forge]

heh

[quick verge]

you mean jump animation got you killed

adjusts glasses

[stray forge]

he means stardiver animation got him killed actually

[low hearth]

high jump bruh

[stray forge]

stardiver bruh

[quick verge]

stardiver getting you killed would be crazy

[low hearth]

somebody sent buffs too early and it delayed my reaction time by .5 seconds

[quick verge]

oh hell no we’re blaming buff waveshifting now

[low hearth]

dang we wouldve cleared...

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[vestal hollow]

on this day

we are all cooly

we carry the flame

[clear plume]

No the fuck I’m not

[worn bluff]

one time someone blamed me giving them intervention on them messing up the mechanic

said the sound and buffs distracted them

[stray forge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/crazy-kill-sniping

[grand mesa]

gg

skill issue

[low hearth]

god dancer players have fucking brain worms

WHY WOULD YOU DODGE INTO THE ULTIMA LASER?????????????

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-fortnite-fortnite-ishowspeed-cheeks-ishowspeed-blow-gif-8384090200881199846

i gotta go back into uwu retirement man

[worn bluff]

tbf it was a completely unnecessary mit. i was giving intervention to I and III in act 2 just to avoid overcapping gauge

[low hearth]

happs

[grand mesa]

ah

[jolly flume]

sorry I was distracted by needing to breathe

[clear plume]

That’s why I just evolved past breathing

I get my sustenance from pink parses instead

[jolly flume]

toads have it good

they just absorb oxygen through their skin

[proven pivot]

Was chatting with an ult raider earlier and they think pf runs are much better than static runs for ults, hmm

[clear plume]

You’ll basically always prog faster in pf unless you’re like, in a static of people that have already cleared it

That want to just do it for fun/get you the individual clear

[proven pivot]

Yeah that was their reasoning

“Everyone has to do everything in a static for a clear”

[dull drum]

just a matter of if you are willing to dump more hours into PF for the lottery tbh

[low hearth]

BRO

[dull drum]

cause in theory you could prog faster than a regular static just by virtue of more available hours being put into pf unless your static does insane hours

[clear plume]

The literal first step of uwu is have zero standards for teammates bc it doesn’t require any to clear the fight

[low hearth]

2 hours of my life gone

[dull drum]

but its all up to pf luck sometimes you hit it sometimes you get shitters

[low hearth]

maybe cool mint was right...

[stray forge]

Who wants to be the Toxic Toad to my Fatal Frog

[proven pivot]

Yay I hope this is true because uwu will be my first ultimate

[jolly flume]

depends on how much free time/how unemployed you are

[proven pivot]

But that’s not happening anytime soon, i got full time job i can’t dedicate my life to the grind smh

[low hearth]

yea if ur trying to clear fast

[dull drum]

i think every pf notable person ive met is either insane or unemployed yeah

[low hearth]

static might be chill if people lock in idk

[jolly flume]

if ur gonna sit there for 8 hours after your 9-5 every day you will clear way faster than any static ever would

[clear plume]

Tag urself I’m clinically insane (on disability bc of it)

[jolly flume]

source I did that in my sophomore year of college

but if you have like two hours of free time a day you're probably gonna waste half of that just waiting for a party to fill

[dull drum]

esp in ulti pf yeah

i mean at least it'll be more alive in 7.5

smile

[clear plume]

Weird way to say the new ultimate will be

[dull drum]

[jolly flume]

tail end of 7.5 legacy pf will probably be poppin again

it's been a while since I saw the 20 dsr parties at a time we used to have

🥀

[proven pivot]

Is this how it always is? Once the entire savage tier is out we get a new ultimate?

[low hearth]

it was popping off a lil during the end of 7.2

like a lil

[thin fox]

AI generated pf players who can only do m2 should uninstall

[low hearth]

mb

[jolly flume]

we get savage in .0 .2 .4

and ultimate (usually) twice an expansion on the odd patches

[proven pivot]

Ohh

[thin fox]

setup my macros for [clueless] idyllic cleanup to clear today

[jolly flume]

wtf are half of those even for

[low hearth]

u dont even need all that

[thin fox]

sorry chuds I am safetymaxxing

[jolly flume]

why do you have three sets of arrows

[dull drum]

this is all i got (the macro icons dont even matter i just hit whatever the clone showed up on)

[low hearth]

yea thats what i use

[thin fox]

up/down is north/south sides safe, the left/right in the middle is for e/w platform, the left/right in the bottom left is tower

[low hearth]

that fight lowkey free asf as long as someone says north/south and defa/stack first

rest of ts is brain off

https://klipy.com/gifs/patrick-mouth-1

[dull drum]

once you get past the defa stack portion you get like 10 years to watch clone sucks and stuff and its basically chill from there

[low hearth]

and card/intercard

hard mech

[clear plume]

I personally just use automarkers and it makes it free as hell

[jolly flume]

lemeget*n

[low hearth]

bro id be mad as hell if someone joined my c41 and griefed half the pulls

it dont even be the mfs progging

[dull drum]

its been a while since the 41 was actually the griefer

i think the last time i encountered that was like TOP 2 weeks before DT dropped

notorious as shit dark knight in PF scamming people

[thin fox]

how does two target work on rdm btw

[jolly flume]

who remember sleazy shoto

[jolly flume]

in what sense

[low hearth]

i gotta do other fights lowkey

[thin fox]

rotation

[low hearth]

u cant even troll dsr cause u just fucking wipe 😭

[thin fox]

idk when tf rdm aoe is a gain

[low hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mr-krabs-spongebob-16

[jolly flume]

single target up to 3 but cleave obv

[thin fox]

i hear impact is a gain with accel

[jolly flume]

it's 480p impact to 440 st long cast

with accel

impact doesn't give you procs though so idk lol

[low hearth]

the idyllic auto marker dropped?

#needthat

[jolly flume]

it's probably pretty close either way

[uncut pebble]

?

[dull drum]

i think your local dominos is tweaking

[proven pivot]

I’m trying out melee and im torn between rpr and sam. Monk is cool too but im not leveling another arr job anytime soon

[remote gate]

sam

[proven pivot]

Vpr is meleeslop

[remote gate]

sam 100% do not play rpr

[low hearth]

monk or dragoon bro

[remote gate]

playing rpr is a loss

[proven pivot]

But scythe

And persona like animations

[remote gate]

sorry bro but if i can save someone from playing a boring job I will 🥀💯

[dull drum]

bro that shit looks nothing like persona wtf are you talking about

😭

[low hearth]

thats like the least played melee rn

[trim frost]

the fuck persona like animations mean

[remote gate]

you have a persona attack things

[proven pivot]

They’re very persona if you get it you get it

Persona 5 at least

[dull drum]

i played 3-5 and i dont get it

[low hearth]

u can play whatever u want i think

reaper might be ass though

[jolly flume]

nobody plays that job for a reason

[trim frost]

aint no might about it

[zealous meteor]

fake

chiyo is a white mage

[remote gate]

play samurai but become one of the cracked samurai players that doesnt fuck up mechanics and is insanely cracked

[remote gate]

ai generated image

[rapid whale]

anyone tryna do content

[remote gate]

what content

[rain geode]

I'd rather a good reaper then a bad sam

[low hearth]

nvm

wait are u still unsubbed

[stray forge]

I’m too tired to login ever

🙂

U tryna

[low hearth]

just say you hate me and you dont want to experience shadowbringers again

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-speechbubble-discord-fish-meme-gif-802733525061050978

[low hearth]

ok nvm

[remote gate]

nah im subbed but just hades normal

[jolly flume]

[low hearth]

like remember shadowbringers

https://klipy.com/gifs/ffxiv-hyur-2

the one who stood alone against the storm

[rapid whale]

how long we have waited

[visual geyser]

Dude

Wow expansion soon

Who’s playing

[rapid whale]

iirc the wow players in here r fork and mori

[stray forge]

There's a mori?

why is there always a mori

[jolly flume]

shit was hype ngl

[rapid whale]

arent u mori

[stray forge]

what

[jolly flume]

calliope

[stray forge]

I don't play WoW and I'm not mori 💀

[rapid whale]

look i just want to push buttons and sing the wk m11s song

[jolly flume]

you don't deserve the clearererererer

[rapid whale]

WHITE MAGESSSSS

[tired egret]

that makes DNC RangeSlop & SMN MagicSlop

[jolly flume]

you can't even call vpr melee

fake ass job

woke, even

[quick verge]

vpr isn’t melee cause its players are just as stupid as pranged

[tired egret]

now what is Healer & Tank Slop

[rapid whale]

whm war

[jolly flume]

extremely obvious answers

[tired egret]

kk

[vestal hollow]

meee :3

[visual geyser]

Enjoy

Looks good content wise

[low hearth]

like a new World of Warcraft expansion?

for classic or the other version

[visual geyser]

Retail

[vestal hollow]

yeah its gonna be really peak

also quel'thalas overhaul is sexy

[low hearth]

ive only ever played ts once

that game is for like 30 year olds

[visual geyser]

Real

Criterion launches same day

Gonna be funny when it has 0 rewards

[rapid whale]

cute glam at leaset

[low hearth]

Yo

[stray forge]

Gonna be bunny when it has 0 rewards

[low hearth]

I might check it out if the rewards are cool

[wind cypress]

for getting all the lvl 80 glams (resistance), we need to run thousands of fates right?

[rapid whale]

the rewards are alr confirmed i thought

[jolly flume]

rewards overrated

[rapid whale]

2 sets of glam and a flying carpet mount

[jolly flume]

criterion is (was) simply peak

[versed kayak]

they need an excuse to stop making them so I bet it will

[low hearth]

dead ass?

[rapid whale]

im too lazy to scroll thru the translations

[low hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/151558839005741056/1433795388027961515/firefox_2025-10-31_20-30-50.jpg?ex=699af703&is=6999a583&hm=7be4a76eb3d0f19ae48b40a06100a6bc66d046f60a287a648080dc13f7fb6803&

[rapid whale]

#translations-and-liveletters message

yeah

[low hearth]

they can keep it

im good

😭 ✌️

[versed kayak]

you should do criterion anyway

[wind cypress]

alladin dancer outfits?

[sick dirge]

looks.... ok?

[stray forge]

every limsa catgirl gonna be wearing those pants ong

[visual geyser]

lmfao facts

[visual geyser]

thats not everything lol

oop yoshi p confirmed the expansion is droppin this year

[low hearth]

wow

[versed kayak]

I love farming bis and the dungeon drops the same piece twice in one run, pls

[rapid whale]

desire sensor

[dull drum]

prob winter no

winterers? 😱

[visual geyser]

december ye

[rapid whale]

sauce?

[visual geyser]

https://game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/kikaku/2075045.html

vry bottom

[jolly flume]

I love halmarut...

[visual geyser]

same

[rapid whale]

wuw

actually getting a new expansion

i was lowkey expecting it like

march 2027

[visual geyser]

nah

1 patch for an entire year wouldve been bleak

[jolly flume]

6.5 was like 10 months wasn't it

[rapid whale]

isnt that what happened to endwalker?

[visual geyser]

i mean its still gonna be 1 patch for this year which is still

[rapid whale]

yea

[visual geyser]

Endwalker idek what i was doin

[jolly flume]

I was still a baby back then so I was drowning in content

[visual geyser]

6.5 had nothing in it too bleh

[jolly flume]

[visual geyser]

aloalo was fun for a whle tho

[rapid whale]

oic

not quite a year

8 mos

[worn bluff]

[boreal pumice]

glad im not the only one who thinks that

[versed kayak]

guy had better gear than my gnb too

oh no

[boreal pumice]

wtf were you doing

[versed kayak]

this explains things

[daring pine]

actually just left a split arena cleanup party out of pure seething

boss is pointed wrong for orbital so i get fucked

then meteorrain happens

i go northeast

[low hearth]

mb

[daring pine]

rest of party is just standing there northwest doing fucking nothing

what the fuck are you people doing

clearly not the mechanic

[daring pine]

we saw split arena once

mnk got tether and then proceeded to also bait fire

brother

[low hearth]

u could prob join like ecliptic parties

[versed kayak]

oh also no higanbana, unsurprisingly ig

[shy obsidian]

Is this an actual gpose frame???

[visual geyser]

wdym

scions are from the endwalker trailer

wol is fan done

[sick dirge]

if you wanted to make smth like that though, itd require some photoshopping

[grand mesa]

my bad

[rain geode]

Is that an armor set thats coming out

[low hearth]

yea it should drop with the new dungeons

[sick dirge]

7.45

[wind cypress]

I'm starting to think c41 groups are just regular prog groups that want to filter out people who haven't cleared and aren't actually for everyone cleared except 1 person

[faint drift]

You can always check passports

[low hearth]

mb

long live the king

[worn bluff]

sometimes they try to sneak by with their friend making the PF who has already cleared

but then the clearee tomestone says like 50%

[thin fox]

i joined an m9 c41 and both healers were doing 5k

[stray forge]

there are

[worn bluff]

is that like asphodelos damage?

[grand mesa]

there's a 12k sch in my m12 pf

hmm

[dull drum]

A NIKKE ENJOYER???

[stray forge]

no I quit like a year and a half ago

[zealous meteor]

mb

[jolly flume]

I do 4k ish in dsr so yeah

[stray forge]

whenever they introduced like pseudo pilgrims or whatever I was like "nah im good"

[dull drum]

overspecs yeah

[worn bluff]

i opened a random xiv stream and it was a party getting through ecliptic clean and then tank just didn’t press invuln for 3 whole hits of the first tower and wiped the party

streamer just said nope and left immediately lmao

[craggy marsh]

Invuln hard to press pls understand

[worn bluff]

three whole hits they had

[craggy marsh]

It's too hard

[dull drum]

what was the tank comp out of curiosity

[worn bluff]

idr i closed it

wait i think it was a gnb did they just completely mess up the order

and put the wrong tank in

[dapper zealot]

mb

[dull drum]

if gnb invulned first wof they cant invuln first tower

iirc

[worn bluff]

yeah

gg

[dull drum]

first wof is 4:09 and first tower is like

9:50 ish?

[craggy marsh]

Meanwhile PLD can't invuln any of them if they invuln wof

[worn bluff]

that’s why i have a macro for the tower order and press it once at ready check and again before towers

[dull drum]

i always discuss order with the tank beforehand just for clarif

that way theres no embarassing tower wipe

[dull drum]

honestly gnb should have commed it i wouldnt just trust my cotank like that

because i had a drk tell me cant invuln first wof and first tower

[worn bluff]

i don’t think i’ve ever left the tower order uncomm’d

i always confirm it at the start

[dull drum]

😡

fucking dumbass drk

[worn bluff]

for something that can wipe the party 10 mins into the pull it’s risky to leave it to chance

[grand mesa]

gg

[limpid edge]

does rep work on split arena? See too many people there die to damage

[valid solar]

if you mean the flatliner cast yes

[limpid edge]

no i mean the towers

and meteor things

[sleek moon]

As far as I can see in fflogs it seems to work

But if people aren't moving within heal range between sets they might still die

[worn bluff]

for some reason the enrage towers can’t be repped

bro is literally kicking us

[jolly flume]

you can die to the meteors?

I mean if you're not topped I guess

that's one thing I've straight up never once seen though

[worn bluff]

maybe they mean the majestic meow wrath thing

tethers

although everyone should be full since it’s like 5 years before they go off

[sleek moon]

Have you considered that healers have some glares to catch up with

[jolly flume]

meow wrath

[worn bluff]

meow rain

[sleek moon]

Ain't even joking this was our reclear

17s to heal him and they just didn't

[jolly flume]

dying to 128k is crazy

200k hp btw

[wind cypress]

if a healer dps parse is low, does that mean the group was bad (because their heal parse is high) or they not know how to push button?

[austere jay]

Is there a data center or server that favors fate farming? Stuck on verdigris

[sleek moon]

More often than not it's just not pressing buttons

[austere jay]

Also decent bicolor dump without the unlock vendors?

[sleek moon]

Getting a high parse while playing somewhat safe is possible

[jolly flume]

there is no amount of healing that can push you to bad damage

it can make you not do spectacular damage

but that's a long long way from even green let alone gray

[sleek moon]

https://ffxivteamcraft.com/currency-spending you don't really have a lot of options beyond just furnishings from each map's vendor

[austere jay]

Thanks, that’s realistic and helpful.

Anyone know of the fate farming servers (in game or discord) or locations?

[sleek moon]

You can throw a PF up and see if people join

Fate farming isn't really that organized to have a dedicated discord or server

[austere jay]

Right, it’s not on Crystal haven, etc. alright, thanks for answering my questions!

Off I go to find this fucking item

[thin fox]

holy moly

[worn bluff]

that reminds me though, one time a ranged died to split arena tether and they said “i died to damage”

and the healers were like um no that’s not possible you just did the mechanic wrong

[sleek moon]

If you have anything still level 90 you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone

[worn bluff]

we checked they took like a million damage

[sleek moon]

I think verdigris is in kozamauka

[austere jay]

Yep! Doing lvl 90 picto

[sleek moon]

And it's good for leveling

[austere jay]

True

[worn bluff]

i died to (9999999) damage

[austere jay]

🤞

[dull drum]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

[rain geode]

thats cute

[grand mesa]

i wish every blm in my party was like this

[valid solar]

what content are you doing

[grand mesa]

I joined some random m12p2 out of boredom

but i think i napge soon

[valid solar]

I see

[grand mesa]

mb..

[graceful bolt]

what tool is this?

[valid solar]

xivanalysis

you upload a log, select a player, and it will tell you how well they played their job

[graceful bolt]

does this require a mod to get logs or?

[sleek moon]

it uses fflogs

need act or iinact (parsing plugins)

[valid solar]

either the IINACT plugin or the ACT standalone application

and then the fflogs uploader program to upload the log

[sleek moon]

but other people in your party can also upload logs for you

[graceful bolt]

well I was curious. But not curious enough to install something 😄

[wicked delta]

Wanted to prog all of the sudden but I remembered my sub ran out

[valid solar]

gg

wanted to help with your prog but then I found out your sub ran out

[sleek moon]

CRITERION is in 10 DAYS you MUST resub

[grand mesa]

[low hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-kitty-575

[rapid whale]

mb

[low hearth]

Bro was playing with Frieren

[worn bluff]

i want to make a fern blm glam and only cast one spell

[wicked delta]

[versed kayak]

@wicked delta I also think it's a massive skill issue to fail that solo duty, but I can hardly tell them that lol

thats the kinda people that make your roulettes take 30mins+ because they're not pressing anything ngl

[wicked delta]

Id sorta get it on normal difficulty (not really but like if i stretch my imagination for it real hard) but how are you still struggling on very easy im just shshsjsb

Dawntrail is impossible content.

[tulip wraith]

the first result before the wiki page for the quest lol

[versed kayak]

I hope they keep up with slowly increasing the difficulty

actually get people to learn the game

aight then

[sleek moon]

is that the WL vs BJJ quest

[versed kayak]

yes

[sleek moon]

oh yeah people seem to struggle with that one

the first half or so of that fight he puts WL at very low hp and I assume people aren't doing mechanics

so they die

[tulip wraith]

i didnt start dawntrail till ~7.2 so i dont know if it got changed at all, but it really was just ok

[versed kayak]

the poster of this has been playing since 2013 lol

[tulip wraith]

[versed kayak]

I don't think they changed anything with it

[wicked delta]

Nothing changed

Did DT on alt recently

Nothing changed since early access

When does it become socially acceptable to call people bad ahsbsj

[tulip wraith]

true...

[versed kayak]

well at least someone said it

[tulip wraith]

ive been seeing this become talked about again with the while trend on twitter as well

[sleek moon]

this is random ass recent vid i saw, this is prob what trips people up https://youtu.be/47hKPRl4qC4?t=576

he leaves her at low hp and then does mechanics

[wicked delta]

They’re nicer than me I would’ve said “playing since 2013 and this solo duty is too hard for you? Uninstall”

[sleek moon]

so if people dont do mechanics

they can die

[versed kayak]

They did seem to get past it eventually

Altough their last msq achievement was for a lvl 97 quest so maybe they quit since then :D

[wicked delta]

Did they filtered by the Otis solo duty icant

[versed kayak]

you uh, may have a point ngl

[dapper zealot]

The only one I had 'issue' with was the Galool Ja Ja one, and only because I completely misread a mech for a few tries

[wicked delta]

I think thats the level range where you do that solo duty

So

It very likely did filter them

[versed kayak]

You meet otis during a lvl 98 quest, so probably

not sure what the next achievement is after that

[sleek moon]

i kept watching that vid i linked

[wicked delta]

Fight too hard

[clear plume]

Dt good ending

[wicked delta]

I guess people literally forget to heal

Lmao

[versed kayak]

I keep forgetting that by default the game doesnt use the big cooldown counters

[sleek moon]

healing aint gonna do much when he eats 3-4 aoes at once

[versed kayak]

can barely see the tiny ass number

[sleek moon]

and by the third time the donuts show up still doesnt recognize them as donuts

[wicked delta]

Lmao

[sleek moon]

and then i fast forward to the rematch and again doesnt realize the pushback will push him back

and to aim somewhere safe

[craggy marsh]

It's unrealistic to expect people who are 5 expansion in to know how to do mechanics come on now guys

[sleek moon]

so yeah casuals struggle a lot with recognizing mechanics they have seen

and that duty is a hard filter for them

[craggy marsh]

but surely even on very easy mode it's not that bad

[low hearth]

dang this game is so dead

no more content 💔

[sleek moon]

unfortunately a lot of that duty does true damage

[craggy marsh]

or maybe they'd learn how to do the mechs over the course of their attempts

[sleek moon]

very easy wont do shit

they gotta learn

[low hearth]

[craggy marsh]

I think it's a good thing when the game forces people to learn mechs

[versed kayak]

apparently he also has a skill that puts you at half hp

[wicked delta]

Yeah very easy wont save you from standing in like 3 aoes at once

[sleek moon]

yeah that true damage does hp based damage

[craggy marsh]

babies first mmo shouldn't cater to actual babies

[sleek moon]

and keeps WL low enough that you gotta do mechanics

or fail

[versed kayak]

• the bleed from the arena edge probably

[sleek moon]

and not like they are hard mechanics either, or not recoverable

[wicked delta]

If ur at DT you can’t be a “baby” anymore unless you bought a skip

Theres no excuse outside of just having skipped content

[sleek moon]

just pushbacks, aoes and donuts

[clear plume]

You’d be surprised with this in particular

[dapper zealot]

I don't even remember if I had issues with it or not, probbaly not

[stray forge]

Idr this either

[wicked delta]

Idk in the solo duty im talking about it seems to murder people

[stray forge]

[sleek moon]

i did fail it once, i wasnt paying attention

[wicked delta]

Idk about other content

[versed kayak]

this is so funny, the guy posted this on a thread about the quest

"broken game"

[wicked delta]

I failed it on my second char cus I literally moved away from my pc to help my niece with something

Lmfao

I came back and saw Wuk Lamat dead on the floor

Oops

[sleek moon]

i think i got pushed to the wall during a bad time

[clear plume]

Yall out here trying to do the solo duty positioning the boss for your melees

[jolly flume]

I like how they see a knockback telegraph and decide to stand specifically where it will shove them into the wall

I see the vision

I will los the kb

[wicked delta]

Well consider just

Saying no to the kb

[jolly flume]

why do they also play halfway into first person

like

😭

[wicked delta]

Boss cant kb you if you don’t give consent

[dapper zealot]

also those keybinds too

[wicked delta]

Chills

[dapper zealot]

is that from the vid or that person struggling?

[tulip wraith]

is that all default hud layout as well?

at the least barely changed

[versed kayak]

probably don't know about zooming out

[jolly flume]

it took them TWENTY MINUTES

to kill him

TWENTY

MINUTES

[versed kayak]

I once raided with someone that probably played like that
guy was so oblivious to half the mechs happening

[jolly flume]

THIS MF IS THE ELDEN BEAST

[wicked delta]

Yeah this fight is too hard man

[dapper zealot]

Is there a way to redo solo duties without NG+?

[sleek moon]

nop

[versed kayak]

could be worse I guess

[sleek moon]

id be replaying in from the cold rn if we could

[versed kayak]

20 mins is pretty good when someone out there is taking four hours

[stray forge]

Elden beast was easier than most bosses tho

[wicked delta]

Id rematch against EW Zenos if I could just skip to that specific solo duty

[wicked delta]

At what point do you just press uninstall

Like

If a solo duty took me 4 hours id just start feeling depressed

[sleek moon]

unfortunately they passed the wall and now are terrorizing your roulettes

[stray forge]

Idk if you can take down Malenia, last bell bearing, or even the double gargoyles, Elden beast should be a one and done

[sleek moon]

because you can bet after 4h stuck in that fight they wont remember what a knockback is

[wicked delta]

“Why is my trial roulette taking 15 minutes?”

[wicked delta]

Do they remember anything lets be honest

Kind of guy to ask what a tankbuster is in lvl 100 content

[versed kayak]

And while it took me three tries, she has probably had over 70 attempts at this point, including 20 last weekend.
good god, 70 attempts for a solo duty

people cleared a savage blind in less attempts than that

[jolly flume]

hey that's almost as many pulls as it took us to kill 11s

[clear plume]

Average Elden ring fan when Elden ring is brought up (it’s actually a super easy game btw)

[jolly flume]

ive never played it

it's probably too hard for me 👶

[wicked delta]

You cant even play Overcooked

👶

Game is too hard for you

[jolly flume]

overcooked is like the hardest game ever made

[wicked delta]

Trying to fry chicken while a Dutch drunkard yells in your ear

[wicked delta]

It unironically took me less pulls to clear M10S than that holy

[versed kayak]

I love reading forum posts sometimes

[uncut pebble]

whm healed me when i used ld

sage player let me ld go off

just saying...

[shadow pilot]

the horrors

[thin fox]

easy game

ast weapon

ok buddy

and the WORST player gets it

[valid solar]

[thin fox]

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tokai-teio-umamusume-uma-67-six-seven-gif-8590503484787777614

[rapid whale]

congrats

[thin fox]

@rapid whale the rep2 2m is so

i love having to, as defam, place my leylines, smudge to my defa while hammering, then sprint back before i finish the combo

[rapid whale]

nuh uh

[jolly flume]

idk that sounds like peak gameplay to me

[rapid whale]

cuz your half of the arena got targetted for snaking kick

you just lose it

[jolly flume]

when you pull that shit off its gotta feel good

[valid solar]

Just be the boss tether and afk mid

[thin fox]

snaking kick in rep2 always targets a player right

[jolly flume]

yes

[sleek moon]

ok lets be fair, its a shit timing

the boss turns at the same time the stack visual effect goes off

[thin fox]

the problem is that if i delay my buff then the 6m is really bad lol

[sleek moon]

i cant see shit

[thin fox]

i basically have to do the same thing for 6m as defa

[worn bluff]

reminds me of this

[thin fox]

i place my leyline then sprint out

we took a clear picture i just wanted my solo thing

for aura

[echo ibex]

I've won but at what cost aaah picture

[sleek moon]

that snaking kick makes up like 60% of my deaths in p2 as a whole

[rapid whale]

dont u just go to north of a marker regardless of pattern

unless someone was like way off its always safe no

[sleek moon]

someone is always off in my experience lmao

[rapid whale]

f

[sleek moon]

specially the cleaves

idk how people cant get that right

[worn bluff]

i just use the arrows on his hitbox as a guide

[rapid whale]

\ or /

[sleek moon]

so many times i see one cleave person standing nowhere they are supposed to be

[thin fox]

i do not trust "just have the cleaves in front" for pf tbh

if i'm cleave i just stand to the side and look out

[valid solar]

The cleaves that stand right next to the stack ?

[sleek moon]

thats what i do but we go back to square one: the boss turns when the stack aoe happens and im blind af

[rapid whale]

i point that show way out instead of diagnolly thru boss cuz i dont trust people

yea same inx

i lose a gcd oh no'

[worn bluff]

you can wait til the cones go off and check

[rapid whale]

anyway

[worn bluff]

there's time

[rapid whale]

yea theres def time

[jolly flume]

motherfucker.

[sleek moon]

F

[jolly flume]

s6 verina man

free me from this child

[sleek moon]

i still cant believe genshin out of all games would have a multi 50/50 loss protection

and no other gacha has picked that up

[worn bluff]

endfield's limited pity not carrying over actually discourages me from spending any money on it

[stray forge]

Imagine losing 50/50

[valid solar]

Wanna prog 12 morie

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-happy-girl-funny-lol-gif-15788573

[valid solar]

[thin fox]

surely

next week

pct weapon drops

🙏

[dapper zealot]

next year

[valid solar]

Is that a yes or a no

[stray forge]

Absolutely not

It’s almost 1am

[valid solar]

gg

[stray forge]

My brain is empty

[valid solar]

You could fill it with m12 strats

that reminds me does anyone have the raid plan for DN rep 2

I need to learn that still

[dapper zealot]

jsut drag the cat in

[sleek moon]

https://raidplan.io/plan/SFa6J6wDrU9PlCJ4 but hector vid has it too

the NA one at least

[valid solar]

thanks

I thought hector was banana codex rep 2

[thin fox]

hector's main na guide is dn

banana codex is in sep video

[valid solar]

am I forgetting something or is this not basically the same thing except based off the A marker and the stack/cleave have swapped spots for the 4 baited cones from the boss

[sleek moon]

and different people do far/near bait

and different people do the clone stacks

which is the problem

way too many things change in BC for such little gain

NW/W and NE/E also swap around cones and stacks

[valid solar]

oh yeah I see now, in BC the stack and cleave players do the cone baits again, while defam boss and nothing take both stacks

in DN the defam boss nothing take the cone baits, and then the party splits melee/range for the stacks

do I have that right

[dull drum]

yeah pf has mostly settled on DN

[echo ibex]

Eh less movement for uuum, casters/ranged?

I suppose for meele it sure makes little difference I think

[sleek moon]

defam boss nothing take near/far bait in DN

the re-enactment cones always go on the same 4 people that took it the first time, so cone/stack people

reenactment cones are locked on those people

[sleek moon]

the supposed less movement is for melee since they can stay in their set spot for far bait (which is the only potential issue of DN)

[worn bluff]

earlier PFs were almost all DN, now it's more split

[sleek moon]

since the two clone stacks aren't role based in BC caster could eld up having to move more than DN if they have to take both stacks

[valid solar]

in the BC strat, how do ytou know which stack goes off first, is it always the clone on 3 ?

[sleek moon]

always 3 first

[thin fox]

the problem with DN isnt movement its that the near/far baits have fucked uptime

[sleek moon]

far bait specifically

[thin fox]

if its far then the baiters need to just completely go away from boss and lose all uptime

[sleek moon]

near has no issue

so turning a mech around just for a far bait gcd is

nty

[rapid whale]

i mean far shouldnt unless its a world u get all 4 melee as baiters for nether but

ppl r rly bad at adjusting

[dull drum]

^

[sleek moon]

pf aint ever gonna adjust lol

they would rather wipe than having the ranged partner take the far bait

[thin fox]

ff14 players when they stick their hand in a pot of boiling water (its the first way they learned to check if its boiling and they refuse to take on the burdensome mental load of adjusting to a new strategy)

[sleek moon]

counterpoint is that people switched idyllic strat with zero resistance