endgame-lounge

[zealous meteor]

she got it from some rabbits

[stray forge]

they called this gacha char a gyaru

[whole estuary]

I mean, I get it in the sense that trends have changed

[jolly flume]

[zealous meteor]

^ you

[shy obsidian]

tell people to name five gyaru subcultures and they will explode

[stray forge]

bungo gave me a book in our m11s gp and i was like whats a book

[zealous meteor]

what the FUCK is a book

[dapper zealot]

Sam too short to reach the books on the shelves

[zealous meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-kill-you-ill-fucking-kill-you-gif-10532113743352507704

[shy obsidian]

i'm stuck in snaking hell

either someone else screws it up or I get Firesnaking and PANIC

no seriously i get watersnaking 75% of the time so on the offchance I get firesnaking idk how to do it properly lol

[stray forge]

you should probably learn

(probably)

[shy obsidian]

I'M TRYINGGGGG

[worn bluff]

drop puddle, then drop puddle, then drop puddle

[valid solar]

if you're online rn we can gpose more

[shy obsidian]

AND THEN MAKE SURE I STAND IN THE RIGHT PLACE DURING HOT AERIAL

that's the hard part for me

[stray forge]

not until 7

[worn bluff]

if melee/tank, run to far side, if not stay

[stray forge]

in which i return to weapons prog

[shy obsidian]

UP AND DOWN I'M JUMPING OUT OF BED

[jolly flume]

nice name

[valid solar]

we dont do "learning", we get the position we know and if we dont we WIPE 🗣️ 📣

[stray forge]

?

[shy obsidian]

not only that but optimizaiton is HELL

i'm a sammy so trying to figure out what to do when is confuzzling

[valid solar]

what was your ign again

[clear plume]

Don’t think you’ll ever be in a party with them sorry

[grand mesa]

god forbid someone have a bit of a tan

[zealous meteor]

no its a GOOD thing

it makes your character stand out a little

[grand mesa]

maybe I should get the graha cut..

[zealous meteor]

more unique than early to rise
i like the hairstyle but i see SO MANY people with it. including me until a few weeks ago

[grand mesa]

mb

[zealous meteor]

not your fault

idk i just associate that hairstyle with g'raha too much i think

[valid solar]

which one is early to rise

[clear plume]

I have like 50 of those rn

[grand mesa]

I don't think I've used that hairstyle yet

[jolly flume]

oh that one's kinda cute

[zealous meteor]

early to rise?

[grand mesa]

I prefer the shorter styles 😔

But I like my characters a bit more androgynous

[zealous meteor]

it's a good hairstyle! but half of all miqos use it

[jolly flume]

can't be half considering that half already use the braids and another 30% use the pt and chaotic ones

the math doesn't work

[zealous meteor]

please do not

[clear plume]

Do that with one of the face mask glams

Giga combo

[grand mesa]

It's cute..

[jolly flume]

vanguard helmets

[zealous meteor]

it makes you look like the guy from the 7.3 msq

[grand mesa]

do I look like I care..

[jolly flume]

ain't that the red hot cut

[grand mesa]

yes

[zealous meteor]

yes

[jolly flume]

save some fun for me...

[zealous meteor]

but unless you're shirtless it doesn't scream red hot

and good luck being shirtless on a fmiqo

[jolly flume]

very easy to achieve

[valid solar]

we're getting this channel nuked if val posts their cat shirtless I fear

[jolly flume]

💀

[zealous meteor]

you'll be wearing a bra though

unless they're using illegal mods

[grand mesa]

Me?

nooo

never.

[stray forge]

[valid solar]

[zealous meteor]

i know what you are.

[jolly flume]

a cat?

[zealous meteor]

yeah sure let's go with that

[graceful bolt]

Im a 🥔

[shy obsidian]

nah nah nah nah
STYLED FOR HIRE is the hairstyle that everyone and their mom uses

[zealous meteor]

but my mom doesn't play xiv....

[valid solar]

im afraid to say you're also tonights dinner

[shy obsidian]

she will.

[zealous meteor]

i will never get to use my steam deck again :(

[graceful bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/baked-potato-butter-potato-gif-10809987117940086046

(Dumb idea; open Lalafell only restarunts that only serves potato based dishes. Call it LaLato)

[valid solar]

this look like the kind of food an american would eat 5 of in one sitting

[jolly flume]

needs cheese to be american

like

a lot of it

[stray forge]

cheese makes it korean too tho

[dapper zealot]

I would go for 5

[graceful bolt]

As an American... I actually dont like cheese on my baked potato.

[dapper zealot]

Then die after 3

[shy obsidian]

American food is either a hella lotta butter or a hella lotta cheese

[stray forge]

Tbf most food is a lot of butter

Especially restaurant food

[graceful bolt]

Herb garlic butter and a perfectly baked potato is all I need

[stray forge]

Even the veg is drenched in butter

[graceful bolt]

Butter is an essential food group

[shy obsidian]

So. Dairy.

[graceful bolt]

No.

Only butter

And cheese

[dapper zealot]

I love loaded potatoes

[grand mesa]

?

what is it

[stray forge]

I’ll churn your insides like I churn my butter

Wait what

[dapper zealot]

Ayo

[jolly flume]

?

[wicked delta]

?

[grand mesa]

Erm, HR

[jolly flume]

in a fight, right?

[dapper zealot]

Dinner first please

[graceful bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[wicked delta]

Ive never had one

[stray forge]

As in I’ll feed you food that makes you feel ill

[zealous meteor]

nothing

[wicked delta]

Ive always wanted to try it though

[zealous meteor]

haha

[jolly flume]

it's easy man your oven works now

[wicked delta]

Its not due to lack of options ive just never thought of eating a loaded potato

[grand mesa]

I wish I had a working oven

maybe an air fryer is good enough

[dapper zealot]

I've tried it twice before at this good truck near me

[wicked delta]

Man I loved going to food trucks

[worn bluff]

@rapid whale wakey we fill

[jolly flume]

the only thing I do with potatoes usually is breakfast hash but that kinda takes way too long to make in the morning so I stopped

[wicked delta]

I used to flirt with some of the dudes working at them and got free stuff for it

It was so awesome

[stray forge]

I visited my parents and they have like every kitchen appliance known to man

[grand mesa]

@rapid whale

[dapper zealot]

Hot guy privilege smh

[stray forge]

Air fryer instant pot three types of ovens

[grand mesa]

toby's got it going on..

[jolly flume]

yo kick one of your healers i'm two blocks from home

[grand mesa]

hotdamn

[jolly flume]

🙂

[wicked delta]

My mom ordering appliances from Temu that ive never fucking heard of

[grand mesa]

im going to have to clear m11 for someone this week, im not looking forward to it

[dapper zealot]

I just buy frozen hash browns and air fry them

[jolly flume]

my mom has two things, a stove and a rice cooker

[grand mesa]

rice cooker

[wicked delta]

“This will be very useful” and I don’t even know what the fuck its for

[grand mesa]

I need to get a nicer opne

[shy obsidian]

Oh btw
Whaddya guys think of this… thing

[grand mesa]

I have a 5 dollar one that's somehow 15 years old at this point

I'd try it

[jolly flume]

we have a like

30 year old zojirushi

[grand mesa]

fancy

[zealous meteor]

ew

[grand mesa]

I don't think I can justify that much for a rice cooker

but I'm also in a third world country

[wicked delta]

I need a new rice cooker

My old one was OP

[shy obsidian]

What would a combo of fruit gummy + chocolate + chili lime seasoning taste like

[jolly flume]

i can be your rice cooker

just pay for all the food

[grand mesa]

I'd fuck w it

[wicked delta]

If you can cook well then fine

[grand mesa]

but im also addicted to sour savory shit

[jolly flume]

hey the stray cat is on my porch again

[grand mesa]

sorry

ill leave

[jolly flume]

meow

[valid solar]

crazy pickup line

[stray forge]

Sounds good

[dapper zealot]

Just add enough water with the finger the method, pop it in the rice cooker and done

Ez

[wicked delta]

There’s a stray cat who visits my balcony at times

I give him food

[grand mesa]

I don't use my finger

[stray forge]

Fruit gummy with tajin kinda goes hard

[wicked delta]

Hes cute

[jolly flume]

evidently it worked

[stray forge]

Idk about the chocolate tho

[grand mesa]

I just use the cup I already used to measure my rice

[jolly flume]

maybe you just need to think outside the box more

[wicked delta]

Im allergic to cats but we do not care

[stray forge]

That’s kinda weird

[dapper zealot]

Smh

[trim frost]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[stray forge]

Oh no

[jolly flume]

i'm going to impale your head on a fork and roast it

[stray forge]

He’s making the strange joke my static makes every raid

Or whatever

[dapper zealot]

Why do they call it a building when it should be a built

[dreamy whale]

I think I have it all set up

[wicked delta]

Light it up

[quaint sequoia]

Gil flex.

Big bands.

[trim frost]

lower middle class income

[zealous meteor]

im poor :(

basically destitute

[jolly flume]

PA.com

[dreamy whale]

Project Awesome

[jolly flume]

which of course refers to the state of pennsylvania and not anything else

[stray forge]

whats a state im european

[jolly flume]

its that thing that pays for your healthcare

[zealous meteor]

??????

what does this mean

[jolly flume]

PA is like WK

it stands for things

[zealous meteor]

oh yeah, perfect alexander

of course

[drake gif]

[dreamy whale]

Gillionaire is of course referring to the term for an xiv player who has over 1 million gil

[zealous meteor]

[stray forge]

parietal artery ofc

[wicked delta]

baldurs gate 3

[zealous meteor]

i didn't know moomoo did rmt...

[dreamy whale]

I dont

I use that website for the crafter leveling guide

Macros my beloved

[zealous meteor]

just use teamcraft's guide,

[dreamy whale]

Oh they have one?

[zealous meteor]

https://guides.ffxivteamcraft.com/guide/crafting-leveling-guide

[dreamy whale]

Sheeesh ok sweet

[dapper zealot]

Very fitting

[thin fox]

I get dd -> we clear

new tier same bullshit

[wicked delta]

when i die i know its the clear pull

[thin fox]

well at least i get 6m

[jolly flume]

stop dying

[thin fox]

orbital is t oo hard

[wicked delta]

where are the heals

[versed kayak]

couldn't do this again if I tried :D

[tired egret]

literally me fr fr

[craggy marsh]

Americans when they get evenly sized portions

"MORE"

Fr tho why tf are american portions so large

[remote gate]

we are fat as shit

[jolly flume]

bc we're fat fucks

[remote gate]

🤝

[craggy marsh]

I like food too but damn man some of these portions give me fear

[zealous meteor]

lalas aren't fat fucks we're plump

[jolly flume]

cope way of saying fat fuck

[remote gate]

mcdonalds double quarter pounder cheeseburger with a large fry, large coke, large m&m mcflurry, and an apple pie

[zealous meteor]

i mean i wouldn't call this very fat

[remote gate]

what is the bmi requirement for a lalafell to change from potato to tomato

[zealous meteor]

uh

good question

i don't know

[proper cave]

You might not like it but this is peak physical performance

But yeah if lalafell have comparable strength to roegadyn then that would mean they’re entirely lean, dense muscle

[zealous meteor]

and roegadyn are shockingly weak for their size

the worst part is that there ARE lalafell npcs that hold their own against the larger races, like pipin

so you can't write it off as a gameplay thing

[proper cave]

https://tenor.com/view/finalfabtasyxiv-ffxiv-rash-buck-lalafell-headbutt-gif-19056048

Probably shattered every single one of his ribs

[grand mesa]

anyone with alts free for m11s 2ch?

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-gohan-gif-27570258

[grand mesa]

I need to lootmaster something

[random needle]

Hrothgar have max strength, vitality, and mind, but minimum dexterity and intelligence

Canonically pure of heart, dumb of ass

[stray forge]

Hmm

[trim frost]

i was also gonna lm it this week :(

[grand mesa]

gg

[random needle]

Lootmastering everything? I haven't cleared on my main yet for the week and I could use anything that isn't pants from there

But I also can't join for like... A few more hours

[trim frost]

i was gonna split loot with louis but he has a stomach bug so it might be tomorrow

[uncut pebble]

:(

i hope i can lm 12 next week or at the very least not least bad on coffer because i get my last augment next week

[trim frost]

unlimited bard weapons

[uncut pebble]

since it was more of a gain to upgrade earring with my 12 books than spending 1 for twine

[uncut pebble]

[trim frost]

yay

[valid solar]

[uncut pebble]

rep 1 easy for range

[trim frost]

i kinda wish lindwurm himself had dialogue

[uncut pebble]

yeah same

[jolly flume]

mmfff...im replicating...

[trim frost]

okay

[jolly flume]

[uncut pebble]

dark debuff = find first fire clone spot from north cw with buddy (h1)
fire debuff/nothing = find dark clone spot from nw ccw (h1 is north cw relative to dark clone)

[grand mesa]

Chest twine

Ffa rest

[uncut pebble]

i'd join if i don't clear already

[grand mesa]

its ogie ...

[trim frost]

i need pant twine 😔

[valid solar]

arent we both prange though

[uncut pebble]

i meant toward val

[trim frost]

also i need to figure out what uses this extra loot i have

[jolly flume]

I need 3 more 8 book to get weapon

[valid solar]

ah I see

[grand mesa]

I got lucky

[jolly flume]

cuz I converted one of my 8 books for a glaze

[grand mesa]

Ast wep dropped random this week

[jolly flume]

I have 795 for sch ast but idk what the ilvl will be for criterion and im playing sage for that so im uh

[uncut pebble]

8 weeks of books bc i used all mine for augments

[trim frost]

prob 795

[uncut pebble]

yeah

[trim frost]

i hope criterion is fun

im not very hopeful

[jolly flume]

all my chud friends play supports so we had to spin a wheel to decide who gets shoved onto dps for it

[alpine plover]

i wonder which one is harder

11 or 12

/s

[jolly flume]

long live the king

[alpine plover]

ngl

12 kind of reminds me of tea

in a sense

everything is automatic and you look at the boss for 10s before the mechanics happen

[jolly flume]

enigmaslop...

[random needle]

Every mechanic in every fight is Fate Calibration if you think about it hard enough

[uncut pebble]

*doth/apoc

[zealous meteor]

...is the dance dancing green does in the opening cutscene of M5 an actual emote?

or is it custom for him

like, before he transforms

[trim frost]

i think custom

(for now)

or wait

i was thinking of something else

get fantasy...?

[uncut pebble]

the spotlight animation is get fantasy iirc

but im not sure about the opening cutscene

[true beacon]

The spotlight is special

[proper cave]

https://youtu.be/AZu10pfRYpo

[winged spindle]

I'm giving up the idea of being a good dps lmao

[trim frost]

yeah

i was thinking about the spotlight

[zealous meteor]

oh it's a cash shop emote

damn

[winged spindle]

Hum, I was crying on my shitty perf, but I did a 50 on M11S

I hate M10S more than M11S imo

[grand mesa]

u're a cash shop emote

[zealous meteor]

i am NOT

[clear plume]

i was told buying people wasnt allowed anymore

[zealous meteor]

it isn't

[zealous meteor]

criminal.

[turbid haven]

whats the most likely job(s) to be added next expansion? To me it feels like there's nothing else unique that can be added, all the jobs people wanted are in occult crescent I don't know if they would add them in actual game

For tank maybe Telekenetic Tank (Psion), and the Blitzballer ranged as silly as it sounds

[proper cave]

They have said that some OC phantom jobs are dead ends that won’t be appearing elsewhere, Time Mage being one named as not happening. But they also said that they’re trying some stuff and they could appear later maybe.

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/wakka-ffx-final-fantasy-stone-petrify-gif-3677466343566700777

[turbid haven]

Blitzballer just sounds like it would fit in, unique combo score system not too crazy. They'd make it work somehow, would open possibility of new gamemode centered around it

[stray forge]

oh thank god its australian dollars

[loud nymph]

dollarydoos*

[rapid whale]

jecht shot

[thin fox]

dumbass

[rapid whale]

no u

[low hearth]

mb

[whole estuary]

Clown

[jolly flume]

but I already play that one

[stray forge]

CLN

[loud nymph]

for which fight

[thin fox]

m10

[loud nymph]

lol lmao

[craggy marsh]

m1 and m2 do very similar things in M10 I thought

[loud nymph]

they do

the only place it would be different would be for like

arena split

[trim frost]

i'm pretty sure there's like no difference except split

[loud nymph]

where you'd just mirror it anyway

[trim frost]

and clock spot

[jolly flume]

name a savage fight for which this is not true

😭

[loud nymph]

yeah and I guess clocks for the one alley-oop where it matters

but just like

go to the other melee clock spot

ain't no thing

[trim frost]

if ur a melee player and you cant do both melee spots in a savage fight i think you are a failure personally

[rapid whale]

mb

[loud nymph]

I guess there are two alley-oops where it matters

but still

[terse zodiac]

it would half make sense if they were going from water to fire but

fire to water gives more freedom to bait

[craggy marsh]

I don't play melee so idk

I never get to be a melee

[loud nymph]

yeah, m2 legitimately has it harder because of fire baits during insane air haha

not, like, a lot harder

but still

[craggy marsh]

it's up there with the tanks that can only MT or OT in M10

Despite that fight not really having an MT or OT

it's more of Blue or Red tank

and even then

it not that hard to adjust

[loud nymph]

I think the only thing that's MT specific in m10 is like, MT normally takes the deep impact after alley oop combo

[craggy marsh]

i've seen it be either or depending on who the tank is

[thin fox]

ANOTHER WEEK OF NOTHING

[jolly flume]

[thin fox]

i am still missing

2 glazes and helmet

and i cleared week ONE

[jolly flume]

its time to give up and put up the 5m/ea pf

[thin fox]

i was wondering why our 10 party did like no damage on the kill

that'll do it

[worn bluff]

mb

[thin fox]

29k rdps

[rapid whale]

4k tendo missed

isnt that like

8k potency thrown away

[thin fox]

tendo + kaeshi is 2200 potency (1100/ea)

so 4x missed is 8800 potency missed

[jolly flume]

tyfh

[rapid whale]

wild

thats worse than missing the 5 cast of subtractive

[zealous meteor]

oh.

[worn bluff]

sorry i only use tendo and ogi when i'm in caster spot

[terse zodiac]

glad to see m12 reclear groups are worse than prog groups

[rapid whale]

It's all a gacha

[low hearth]

we cleared Ts in like 1 pull yesterday

[thin fox]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HEALERS

HELLO

SHIELD HEALER?

SAGE?

SCHOLAR?

[jolly flume]

[thin fox]

this party has been up

7/8

for half an hour

waiting for a shield healer

[rapid whale]

deserved

[terse zodiac]

the goat is progging m12, i kinda wanna join just to see how many times we die to damage

[terse zodiac]

thats wild 😭

[thin fox]

healer EXTINCTION

#355918239575834625HEALERSTRIKE

[loud nymph]

all the healers did their reclear yesterday

[flint ledge]

Mb

[thin fox]

44m waiting for a shield healer

[jolly flume]

reminds me of fru pf

maybe if se made the role less goddamn boring more people would want to play it

and not suck at it, even

[thin fox]

WE FILLED

[loud nymph]

inb4 3 pulls then disband

[thin fox]

the pf l;eader dc'd

i'm actually going to crash out

[visual geyser]

What if square enix said 7.5 was delayed til June

Destiny bros…..

[thin fox]

2 actually

[loud nymph]

god

it's not even like

2 months into the tier

shit's been live for like 6 weeks?

[thin fox]

tanks are legit so shit

[grand mesa]

nobody who actually respects themselves would willingly go into a party to coheal with watashia

[terse zodiac]

im surprised people let them get away playing like that in pf, less than endwalker healing numbers

[thin fox]

I mean

well

people dont lol

theres a reason they are a famous resident of ulti pf blacklists

[worldly grotto]

The Blo-

[whole estuary]

-unge Brothers

[grand mesa]

thing is

most people dont

[worn bluff]

idk it’s like morbid curiosity

i’m curious where he wants pld wings

[grand mesa]

you'd need to be a very specific person to be competent and not care that you're healing with a troglodyte

[worn bluff]

wings mortal slayer

[grand mesa]

or just be really bored and don't value your own clear much

[worn bluff]

content to share with you guys

[grand mesa]

yea

if anyone wants to be in party to have a story to tell, be my guest

but i have better things to do than be in a pt cohealing with him lol

[terse zodiac]

holy cow

true im just shocked his parties fill

[jolly flume]

I join sometimes just because they're never boring

funny af

[terse zodiac]

just had a dude with like 15 phase 1 kills but doesn't know how to do mortal slayer

[grand mesa]

they're a walking jester

[terse zodiac]

literally how

[grand mesa]

LOL

do they just

luck into kills

and hope they dont get kicked

[terse zodiac]

no idea but they kept like running back to mid immediately

[grand mesa]

😭

i mean

that works if ur in the back taking the orb

but if ur up front and u walk back ur eating shit

[terse zodiac]

i want someone to upload the parse because we almost enraged with 1 death

theres no way these people have multiple clears

[uncut pebble]

[dull drum]

mb

[grand mesa]

cant u..

or are u on console

[terse zodiac]

i dont run it bc i know when i'm doing well or not and dont really care about number

i should for situations like this tho 😭

[grand mesa]

fair

if you have dalamud

get iinact

it runs in the background if you don't care for the overlays

https://www.iinact.com/

also doesnt hog ram hard like act does

[terse zodiac]

im pure vanilla (but tempted by alexander/noclippy)

[grand mesa]

honestly

would recommend getting dalamud just for noclippy and iinact, even if you get nothing else

[trim frost]

discuss

[grand mesa]

music is a matter of taste, so i refuse to engage

[terse zodiac]

that explains a lot

[grand mesa]

LMAO

are you the blm

😭

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tokai-teio-umamusume-uma-67-six-seven-gif-8590503484787777614

[terse zodiac]

yes and i had like 3 cancelled casts

[grand mesa]

[terse zodiac]

nooooo not the number

[grand mesa]

does your viper have full crafted or smth

[terse zodiac]

they had the death so thats understandable

[grand mesa]

oh

fair enough

[terse zodiac]

everyone else idk

[grand mesa]

so, who's the sussy

[jolly flume]

who isn't the sussy

[terse zodiac]

looks like about 70% of reclear parties are DN rep2 i should really hop in a prog party for that or something

[grand mesa]

it's not that hard to adjust

if ur used to banana

[terse zodiac]

yeah its just a completely different ruleset to remember that i dont wanna screw up and waste peoples time

[grand mesa]

fair

the

first half is actually pretty similar to codex

it's just the reenactment that's wildly different

if you join some random rep 2 dn party (if they still somehow exist) you'd probably get it in a few pulls

[terse zodiac]

yeah just learning positioning really, i think i can remember the ruleset

[limpid edge]

long experts are so exhausting when the dps are doing less than 15k

man you thought <30k dps were bad

[terse zodiac]

15k is wild

[limpid edge]

friggin 15k dps in lv100 latest dungeons

[sinful brook]

Mb

[jolly flume]

at least you expect people in expert to be dogshit

savage is like how did you even get here

[low hearth]

Tonight our city bleeds red, blue, and green...

[grand mesa]

first half:

true north
cones and stacks swapped (CSD from north, instead of SCD)
boss tether between A/1 (middle of tile)
SCCS spread up north

reenactment

SCCS line up north immediately
defams baiting near/far
nothing/boss soak with defam

(if ranged) after netherwrath and sccs cones go off, wait for first defam to go off and then take the west tower (you can stay and chill after)
(if melee) avoid the cone east, take tower and move back north after to dodge defam

(im bored, mb)

[terse zodiac]

seems really rough for casters on some patterns but ig just i'll save extra movement

[grand mesa]

a triple and an instant should be fine on low sps I think?

[terse zodiac]

i run high : )

[grand mesa]

oh

😔

[terse zodiac]

manip probably reaches from defam bait to the stack in worst case

[jolly flume]

if its the same range as all the other gapclosers it does

I usually icarus in on sage

[grand mesa]

yea

[terse zodiac]

yeah its same as icarus

[grand mesa]

for reenactment you might need triple+two instants, specially if u need to react to the netherwrath cast

but

if ur ranged

[terse zodiac]

wont be too bad to adjust i just hope clear parties have it down better than prog groups lol

[grand mesa]

once you soak tower you can kind of just sit there

[jolly flume]

dont let your shield healer hear this but you can totally just not join the final rewind lp stacks

[grand mesa]

😔

you can live 3 stack with mit

but if another ranged eats shit or decides to also not join for some reason

the 2 stack is dying

[terse zodiac]

last group i was in fella took the first stack and just

stopped didn't come to the second

for BC ofc

[grand mesa]

what

job were they on

[terse zodiac]

no idea lemme replay it

viper lmao

[grand mesa]

.

why is it

always the viper players man

[jolly flume]

physical ranged players

[grand mesa]

i had one keep dying to reenactment because they weren't at wall and had the gall to bitch about it instead of just

... not being at the wall

[trim frost]

phys deranged

[grand mesa]

like, brother

you even have a ranged combo

[terse zodiac]

how tight is that positioning thats the other thing that might get me

[grand mesa]

hm?

[terse zodiac]

getting to the wall for rewind

[grand mesa]

oh

about as tight as it is on banana

honestly

after the first half is done with the boss cleave at the end

you can just sit at ur spot as cone/stack and just vibe until the cleaves go off

[terse zodiac]

banana you can spread out further tho, ig you can on this too?

[jolly flume]

just be at the wall and if you die you blame your boss tether guy for being dumb

[grand mesa]

hm

you should be spreading somewhat tight so you dont bait far

but

the cones are really small

u have to be on top of someone to die

basically

[terse zodiac]

yeah let me illustrate rq

[grand mesa]

this spread is completely fine

the proteans are 🤏 anyways

[jolly flume]

safe spot is huge

[grand mesa]

oh yea

that too

tho

i think eris is talking about reenactment

[terse zodiac]

i see most people doing this kinda spread

[jolly flume]

yea

whats the alternative you're talking about tho

[terse zodiac]

wouldn't something like this also work and be safer?

[grand mesa]

naur

[terse zodiac]

so you don't have to be all the way on the wall, bc thats how i do codex

[jolly flume]

you're getting into sketch territory for netherwrath far

and suggest a melee to take that outer spot they'll probably call you a slur

[grand mesa]

I've seen codex parties do the spread similar to how they do DN

weird

[terse zodiac]

oh yeah thats why you cant on DN i forgot netherwrath going off at the same time

[grand mesa]

yea

i think most of the codex parties ive been in have a spread that's about as tight as the proper dn one for reenactment

[jolly flume]

the rewind is like

[terse zodiac]

ok so just tight positioning pretty close to the wall is all that matters

[jolly flume]

not that bad though because you cant get fucked by bad boss placement

clone's always in the same spot

[grand mesa]

yea

[terse zodiac]

hector shows this aoe as tiny, so its not like super pixel to the wall precise yeah?

[grand mesa]

yup

just

[terse zodiac]

just relatively ok

[grand mesa]

you can see that they're just "hugging the wall" loosely

most of the deaths I see there are just melee players being dumb and gapclosing or just not respecting the circle cleave

[uncut pebble]

[uncut pebble]

that or a bait being taken by a cleave player (somehow) because the far player wasnt far out enough

[grand mesa]

yeah

you literally only have to be past the clone

it's not rocket science

[uncut pebble]

yeah...

[terse zodiac]

idk why im so worried about messing up when all these parties cant even get thru phase 1 😭

[grand mesa]

[trim frost]

there are very few things in the game that want you to be literally hugging the wall

[trim frost]

eight motherfuckers who didn't watch which arm came out first and are hoping someone else can lead the pack

at some point i should make a macro for which arm came out first

just to minimize shenanigans

[grand mesa]

I have that

FIRST ARM LEFT! <se.4>
FIRST ARM RIGHT! <se.4>

[trim frost]

the goat

[grand mesa]

emphasis on first arm being the first bit of that callout

[trim frost]

yeah

i was thinking of doing "left arm first"

[grand mesa]

that probably also works

[trim frost]

idk what other macros might help in p1

[grand mesa]

not much else

[low hearth]

mb

[grand mesa]

rest is pretty much just

do ur thing

[trim frost]

eyes

[grand mesa]

dont die

[trim frost]

use em

[grand mesa]

gg

p2, you can cactbot for ppl pretty hard if you want to

[trim frost]

i kinda hate when everyone just stands randomly for splattershed instead of loosely organizing supps left dps right

[grand mesa]

i tell every group to do

supports in hitbox

dps max melee

makes it easier

[trim frost]

is there a benefit for having supps on the inside besides visual clarity

ot spread position for splattershed makes me cry bc no one gives me enough room ever

everybody else has a very clear visual indicator of how to give me maximum room and they just. dont

:(

[grand mesa]

its just visual clarity

• healers usually have less movement resources than the dps

so it helps to give them the slightly shorter path

[trim frost]

true enough

yeah i guess left/right can potentially cause issues if you need to cross over through center

[grand mesa]

mhm

[trim frost]

i'll call that out for my future runs then

[grand mesa]

well

dps doesnt have to be max melee

just edge of hitbox will do

you just need to make sure there's clear separation between the supports and dps

[dapper zealot]

.@Kei_Qupa

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[terse zodiac]

well i trolled but we still cleared lol

[grand mesa]

u're just the goat (when u dont troll)

[terse zodiac]

hard to remember don't move after stack apparently

[grand mesa]

[valid solar]

which fight was that

[grand mesa]

as long as u didnt kill any1 else

[terse zodiac]

m12

[grand mesa]

it's fine

[terse zodiac]

yeah just ate the defam

[grand mesa]

[jolly flume]

oopsie daisy

[grand mesa]

to be fair

[terse zodiac]

was not so tasty

[grand mesa]

you rawdogged reprogging a mech

unless u were griefing every pull you probably did better than most ppl would in that position

[craggy marsh]

I forget what's a good % for M11 to be for a comfy clear before the towers after stampede happens

10%ish?

[grand mesa]

uh

[terse zodiac]

10% is free kill

[grand mesa]

i'd say

[jolly flume]

10 is like way ahead I think

lol

[grand mesa]

14ish

[craggy marsh]

kk just curious

[grand mesa]

assuming no big gauge jobs died

[craggy marsh]

group i'm with had a very close clear and people kept saying we were on track to kill but we enraged bc ofc we did

[grand mesa]

about 14 by the time the castbar for tower appears

is the benchmark

[craggy marsh]

kk ty

[grand mesa]

assuming ur delaying rb for pot

[craggy marsh]

Ye I think they are

[grand mesa]

just b sure to get them on the same page (usually by potting a gcd before the knockup leading into arena split)

or have someone call the pot timing out so you can sync rb/2min with them

[terse zodiac]

real question is when do you abandon the late pot bc its gonna die too fast and just send everything

[jolly flume]

three weeks ago in a static that doesnt do splits

lol

[grand mesa]

yea

[jolly flume]

in pf its just luck of the draw with gear and people with fingers

[terse zodiac]

lol fair enough

[low hearth]

Like rn unless people are drooling

[grand mesa]

pf is just

an unknown variable

0/6/10:30 is just responsible unless you know your group is pumping

assuming u just want to increase your chances of clearing

[daring pine]

@craggy marsh ur cute

[grand mesa]

but uh

my group got a groupwide DD because we had to tank LB meteors

had DD for the 2min

and we still killed 10:30

[daring pine]

pog

[valid solar]

your static is full bis now no ?

[grand mesa]

mostly

some ppl were still on tome wep at the time

• our scholar was an alt job fill

[daring pine]

hii bunger

[valid solar]

hey marce

started m12 prog yet

[daring pine]

no im on m11

[valid solar]

I see

[daring pine]

but i need to reclear m10 first

[grand mesa]

she's still trying to reclear 10..

the worst of fates

[daring pine]

its so bad bro

[grand mesa]

I don't understand how pf manages to be as horrendously bad as they tend to be with that fight

[daring pine]

i brought valcors along like yesterday

[grand mesa]

it's genuinely impressive

[daring pine]

and it was

[vast jacinth]

Im so happy mine went fine this week, marce go kill ! I say speed reclears

[valid solar]

tbf they're still better at 10 than they are at 11

[daring pine]

horrible..

[valid solar]

[daring pine]

reclear more like split prog

[vast jacinth]

:(

[daring pine]

idk why people try to reclear when they're dogshit at the fight

just wasting everyone's time

can we lock in so i can prog tyrant pls ❤️

[daring pine]

CHERRY

hi cutie

[vast jacinth]

Hiii

Also ur the cutie here!

[daring pine]

wait why are you up at 4am

[grand mesa]

I spent 6-10 hours or so split across 2 days trying to clear m10 late in the week for someone

it's dire

[vast jacinth]

:) lets just say apart from yakuza my day has been shitty

[daring pine]

:(

[grand mesa]

naur..

[daring pine]

NA ultimate raiding?!

[grand mesa]

not that one..

[valid solar]

[grand mesa]

we dont talk about that one..

[jolly flume]

[daring pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072135553300058174/1075933157792166010/caption-2-2.gif

hi chiyo

[grand mesa]

🅱️iyo

[jolly flume]

yawns

[vast jacinth]

We also dont talk about LPDU / s

[grand mesa]

ive heard lpdu horror stories

[inner apex]

I spent 6 million gil just so I could just escape that hell that was M10s PF. I regret nothing

[daring pine]

look at this bum

[vast jacinth]

I cant talk i didnt reclear any ult i killed yet xD

But my kills were horrendous

[daring pine]

jesus christ

[valid solar]

ngl whenever I go into NAUR or Balance regular chat channels I wonder if the people there actually enjoy the game

[jagged aspen]

where did the 7th mil go

[jolly flume]

the game is ok

sometimes

[inner apex]

My boyfriend helped me with the clear so I only had to pay 6 people

[low hearth]

I hate this game so much!!!

[valid solar]

yeah but chiyo you arent complaining about it 24/7

[vast jacinth]

I just hate pf rng

But im afraid of statics :)

[jolly flume]

are we talking about a different chiyo

I complain a lot

well I guess I don't bitch about pf as much as I used to

mostly because I just don't pf

I have achieved zen

[vast jacinth]

I was about to say you dont rly pf anymore

[daring pine]

pf makes me feel like the AM monologue from i have no mouth and i must scream

[jolly flume]

now that I play with competent people

pf is just no stakes fun for me

[zealous meteor]

i have no and i must

[jolly flume]

so if shit goes south I just laugh

[vast jacinth]

Im so happy im done next week (apart from obv m12s)

[jagged aspen]

idk where yall getting bad pfs

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-cute-fox-fox-pet-petting-fox-happy-fox-gif-16295660730104231025

[vast jacinth]

Loot goblin was at it again

[vast jacinth]

Last week was from 2pm(noon) till 10pm(nigght) xE

So its rly just rng

[jolly flume]

idk I haven't truly pfed savage since lhw but some of the logs I've been seeing out of people here should be marked nsfl

idk what to say

[grand mesa]

it only takes one creature to ruin a pull

and you're rolling 7 random people every time you enter a party finder

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vast jacinth]

Ngl i still panic heal too much + i dont slide cast enough

[jagged aspen]

i did the first 5 weeks on 3 chars i cant say it was too bad

now im just playing one because cba

[vast jacinth]

Cause id ratjer survive then die to arena split memes

[valid solar]

the reality of a pf party is that there are 8 clowns in it and not 7

[vast jacinth]

100%

[jolly flume]

I'm not a clown

I'm a cat

meow.

[grand mesa]

like, nya

[valid solar]

[vast jacinth]

Rawr?

[zealous meteor]

i'm a fox

waff

[grand mesa]

[zealous meteor]

raiding with paws is very hard

[grand mesa]

i play well (when im not tired and on the verge of falling asleep)

[zealous meteor]

that's why i play badly

[jolly flume]

I'm always falling asleep

bed so comfy...

[jagged aspen]

eh surely even worst logs can clear by now if they get lucky enough

[wicked delta]

not a cute one though

[valid solar]

I only see 1 cat in this photo

[grand mesa]

LMAO

[valid solar]

[daring pine]

ur cute tobi

[jolly flume]

don't go outside tomorrow

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

also my cat was pretty cute

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-spin-cute-rabbit-gif-17536368388839637050

bunny

[valid solar]

you played femqote ?

what did it look like

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-yearn-samoyed-samoyed-puppy-kikiseal-silly-puppy-gif-5338644250466987232

[jolly flume]

dont tell me you forgot the five months I was named sleepy kitten

[valid solar]

oh right

I forgot that happened ngl

[jolly flume]

maybe its a good thing you forgot

[grand mesa]

male manipulator arc

gg

not my chiyo

[jolly flume]

thats like B tier male manipulator

[wicked delta]

chiyo doesnt talk to women its fine

[grand mesa]

true

[wicked delta]

he can only manipulate men

[jolly flume]

the S tier ones are named after popular asian beverages

[thin fox]

chiyo manipulates biscuit

[zealous meteor]

there's women RIGHT HERE

[wicked delta]

is he hitting on you

[zealous meteor]

that's not what you said

you said he didn't talk to women

[wicked delta]

dont be dumb

[grand mesa]

[stray forge]

how sure are we that metal are real

[jolly flume]

why would I hit on you fuckers

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

you all play ffxiv

[stray forge]

wait why did i type metal instead of women

[jolly flume]

idk

[zealous meteor]

am i too asexual for this

[jolly flume]

metal is a pretty good genre

maybe better than women...

[zealous meteor]

do you not mean talk to women literally

[wicked delta]

im cute and extremely entertaining

[grand mesa]

dont date an ultimate raider

take it from me

[jolly flume]

it's true

[wicked delta]

talking as in flirting with them bruh

😭

[thin fox]

i only cleared tea like 5 times valval i'm still pure

[zealous meteor]

i did not realise you meant that

[stray forge]

dating a raider

[grand mesa]

im joking

[stray forge]

[wicked delta]

i havent cleared an ult im fine

[daring pine]

i also have not cleared an ult

[wicked delta]

ill be fine for the rest of my life

[vast jacinth]

Now i know why im single xD

[wicked delta]

cus my ass aint clearing shit!

[stray forge]

ur wedding gets cancelled because next raid tier was announced as being on that day

[rapid whale]

Get into the fru mines

[grand mesa]

tho

[vast jacinth]

Lmaoo

[thin fox]

average inx interaction in the polycule gc today is me posting about how i want to strangle melee players and having someone respond "i don't think that game is very good for you"

[grand mesa]

my ex has several hundred clears of tea

im not doing that again

[vast jacinth]

And then yoz cant have the wedding anymore cause no pto left or smth

[jolly flume]

I'm delaying my graduation trip to prog the 7.5 ultimate

[zealous meteor]

it's an outlet for all the violence

[jolly flume]

close enough

also asia in the summer is miserable anyways

[wicked delta]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-shaking-head-speed-shaking-head-speed-clapping-hands

[grand mesa]

im glad I can air conditioner

[wicked delta]

guy who cant even do EE2

[daring pine]

we* want to strangle melee players

[grand mesa]

fuck 40c 80% humidity kappa chungus summers

[jolly flume]

the humidity is the killer

holy moly

its like ur drowning in air

[grand mesa]

baking

steaming

[vast jacinth]

Humidity is horrid

[daring pine]

baked val

[valid solar]

how are you able to do p2 meteors perfectly but EE2 scrambles your mind

[rapid whale]

Wdym I cleared that fight

[valid solar]

[zealous meteor]

how much

[grand mesa]

during one of the summers when my air conditioner broke down

[wicked delta]

well firstly i dont do dsr at 6 in the morning

[grand mesa]

i had to keep a bucket of ice water next to me with a towel to wipe myself down with every hour or so

[valid solar]

haha yeah who would do that

[grand mesa]

or else id fucking die

[valid solar]

[wicked delta]

[daring pine]

its ok val i would just verraise you

[wicked delta]

i was talking about myself old man

[rapid whale]

Do super hummus areas fuck with PC parts?

[grand mesa]

104f

[thin fox]

samurai 0 deaths 0 dds

[rapid whale]

Auto correct why would I mean hummus. Humid

[daring pine]

oh my god bruh

[grand mesa]

no, unless you're in a coastal area with weird air that corrodes shit

[valid solar]

hummus in your computer usually means osmething has gone very wrong

[zealous meteor]

i don't use freedom units
i meant it in a "holy shit" way

[grand mesa]

oh

mb

[thin fox]

104 is like 40

[grand mesa]

most of my american friends see celsius and act like they've never seen the metric in their life

[jolly flume]

thats the best time to do dsr

[wicked delta]

you are deranged

[rapid whale]

The parties just titled d are almost always one pull one totem

[grand mesa]

god, i wish I had hummus in my pc

[zealous meteor]

i'm not american. i'm worse (european)

[valid solar]

where are my fellow raiders who exclusively raid between 1 - 10AM because thats when na pf is alive in their timezone

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-radar-ear-bunny-ears-bunny-radar-gif-8611941513307472657

[wicked delta]

ive never eaten hummus

[daring pine]

close

[wicked delta]

[daring pine]

very close bunger

[valid solar]

[wicked delta]

i do feel like i got stabbed in the stomach 15 times though

i need meds!

[thin fox]

lets all curse chiyo to have to prog the 7.5 ultimate in pf with WK as coheal

[daring pine]

i usually start at midnight my time

[thin fox]

beautiful freshly grown yaoigem ❤️‍🩹

[daring pine]

i'm gonna cry

[wicked delta]

💀

[daring pine]

this is worse than malera tanks

[wicked delta]

surely thats not real

LMFAO

[terse zodiac]

i went down the wildest rabbithole earlier

[jolly flume]

he told me to heal less once

[terse zodiac]

its very real

[jolly flume]

I think thats like

the ultimate compliment

[wicked delta]

heal kitten chiyo

[grand mesa]