#endgame-lounge

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visual geyser
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Kidding

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My goat would never

kind elm
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this is when i reveal that im cis actually

visual geyser
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Stop lying on Tobias or else

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😡

wicked delta
kind elm
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💔

stray forge
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I’m cis

zealous meteor
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lemme guess, these "female" friends are transmasc and you call them female anyway SMH

uncut pebble
jolly flume
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fucked up

wicked delta
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😭

visual geyser
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I don’t even know what that means

zealous meteor
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no i'm just being stupid

jolly flume
stray forge
wicked delta
visual geyser
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Rip

jolly flume
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UNAFRAID TO DIEEEEEE

stray forge
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How do I hold intervention

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My friend just admitted to me they play 12 gachas

jolly flume
visual geyser
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You just don’t press the cooldown on paladin idiot

wicked delta
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you cant save them

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let it go

jolly flume
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let it go

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can't hold it back anymore

wicked delta
jolly flume
# jolly flume

I wish discord activity would allow more slots for a single person

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because this damn well isn't the only one he plays

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or the only three

jolly flume
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it does not get more "I have no job and I'm bored as fuck" than that

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be so fr

wicked delta
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my bf promised me something if i got 2k mentor roulettes

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its important to me

uncut pebble
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head...?

jolly flume
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astrope tired

wicked delta
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i dont care for that ugly ass mount

zealous meteor
low hearth
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That fight is so hard

jolly flume
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imagine having your marriage predicated on 2k mentor roulettes

wicked delta
low hearth
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Dude we wiped to that clone shit in p2 every pull if we didn’t skip it 😭✌️

jolly flume
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what is the logic behind this display order

image.png
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it's not alphabetical and it's not cooldown length

low hearth
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Twilight Sabbath GIGACOOKED

jolly flume
zealous meteor
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well you see, by the time toby has done 2k mentor roulettes he'll be thoroughly broken enough that he'll do anything his boyfriend asks uwucarby
.......ok that might be a little dark

wicked delta
wicked delta
jolly flume
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except me

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I'm the ceo of ragebait

zealous meteor
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i'm gonna get to you

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what's your address

low hearth
jolly flume
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we need paisley park back for ee2

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fr

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that + automarkers

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just go to the marker that matches your head sign

low hearth
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Seeing someone whip out auto marker for ee2 was funny as hell

wicked delta
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believe in the AM

wicked delta
worn bluff
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raiders when they're asked to count to 3

wicked delta
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WHY ARE TWO SPIDERS JUMPING ME

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zealous meteor
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1...... 2....... many...

low hearth
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It’s lowkey sheepable

jolly flume
vapid path
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Ee2 was not that hard

dapper zealot
dull drum
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steel ball run is in a month 🥀

amber fable
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wtf bruh..play job as perfect as you can and get single digit

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then again whole party was single digit

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guess that affects bard

dapper zealot
amber fable
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and ofc people who dies get loot

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fuck this game

dapper zealot
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Mb

zealous meteor
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mb

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im new

amber fable
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this tier is cursed for me

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no loot in sight

dull drum
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i alr smell it

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mostly from a release timing perspective

dapper zealot
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The only hope is that quite a few anime have been moved to a weekly schedule

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So hopefully

low hearth
random needle
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Maybe I need to deliberately die on bats as BLM to get my ring this week...

dapper zealot
low hearth
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That was a good era

wicked delta
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i have to go to the store to buy shit

low hearth
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only the results matter bro

dapper zealot
low hearth
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Haven’t won a single m10s gear piece 😭

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Gotta buy the gloves with books next week Classic

random needle
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I bought the upgrade mat with it because I'm still coping that I'll eventually win a coffer roll

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And I still need two more glaze, so...

grand mesa
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You're fighting 7 other people

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gg

dull drum
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brainwash them to pass

random needle
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I just have to play like abysmal dogshit to win every roll, clearly

jolly flume
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I am the abysmal dogshit

daring pine
clear plume
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Just get lucky, luck is a skill and all that

jolly flume
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glaze is 3

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twine is 4

wind cypress
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yeah, every single m10s I won (5 now?) I got 0 loot lol, but cleared a single m11s and got some pants so I guess it balances out?

random needle
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Is it possible to buy solvent with books, or do you just have to gamba

daring pine
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you can buy solvent iirc yeah

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just check the npc

random needle
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Either way I failed to reclear m11 last week, but I'm chill about it

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At this point, I'm kinda just taking a "it happens when it happens" approach to getting my gear

wind cypress
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took me 352 pulls to clear and I got lucky cause a clear for alt was running with their friends that knew the fight, pf is like - if everyone knows what to do you might win, if 1 person doesn't you all lose for 1 hour xD

echo ibex
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How do ranged mess up aetherletting

daring pine
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by being smoothbrained

wicked delta
daring pine
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tobi ur cute

wicked delta
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Please forgive me.

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Ur cuter

daring pine
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whoa

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wish me luck in reclears later

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(in like 4 hours)

wicked delta
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Easy 1 pull

daring pine
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reclear 9 and 10 then i gotta do split arena prog

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heart eyes

wind cypress
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when you run to your tether spot in m11s at the very end and there is someone there, bro.. "my bad" xD

wicked delta
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Arena split is impossible content

wind cypress
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the secret is in the healers if that's the m10s arena split

random needle
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Every time I get to arena split, I brace myself to see someone's HP instantly drop to 0

wind cypress
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you get like 3 - 4 back to back booms that blow everyone up

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I figured that part out on my astro when progging, healed my arse off and we pulled through each time

random needle
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m10 arena split is a bit spooky for me if the healers don't put something down in the center, but I've finally figured out that I need to save manaward for that in case no one gives me something

wind cypress
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doesn't work unless the shield healer actually shields (they don't usually)

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yeah, now on paladin I'll drop the group wides when going center or before running out

echo ibex
wind cypress
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shield healers be like "but my parse", if your heal parse is grey your purple dps parse doesn't mean much, means the other healer has a grey dps parse and a high heal parse lol

grand mesa
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fyi

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you can get high heal parses and still get purples and above

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but i still shouldnt have to work that hard

wind cypress
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yeah optimally but don't see it much in pf xD

random needle
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... I guess this might be too hard for PF to remember (and the current strat is probably already set in stone), but I just realized split would be less spooky if they had LP2 healer and ranged swap (so the healer is in the north corner and the caster in the south corner), since that'd make it more likely for everyone to be in range of a healer at least some of the time

It's still workable with the current strat, I just need to ignore the holes in my brain telling me to manaward early

wind cypress
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the spot in hector strat has healer way out during a bunch of it yeah, when you run mid is best time topop something quick

grand mesa
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everyone will be in range of a healer eventually unless you decide to never leave the corner on caster

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main issue is

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you need mit on the initial part of the mechanic

jolly flume
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every healer has disjoint heals and they should use them

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the party being spread is not an uncommon thing, if a healer hasn't learned how to play around that that's on them

grand mesa
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I have star and single target heal if people miss anything

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I do wish the casters would step in a bit after taking the cleaves, though

jolly flume
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I had to tell my caster to step in a bit from the corner when he prepositioned before the fire line because he'd dodge my spreadlo but after that it's all the same

random needle
jolly flume
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kera and philo are buffs

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apply them once then go away

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everything works

finite plank
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kardia

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a lot of what sage has isn't limited to staying in a bubble

random needle
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Right, right

jolly flume
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physis is also 30y for some godforsaken reason

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technically it's because it has the heal up but that's kind of a stupid reason

random needle
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It stresses me out just a bit having to go back mid to get heals, then back out to the edge to drop the pair stacks

It's not that bad admittedly, but my movement tools feel oddly strained there

finite plank
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if this is m11s arena split

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you can double stack a puddle

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that's how much time you have

random needle
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m10

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I actually feel pretty comfy for m11s somehow

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I guess it's because I only need like... one triple for meteorain, then maybe 1 or 2 instants to get to the safe spots/knockback, so my stuff is back completely fine for that

Meanwhile, depending on how annoying my tethers were in deep varial, I might have spent a lot more than ideal before split, especially if I was the last water tether and I'm on the exact opposite corner of the arena from where I need to be and I'm supposed to get my leylines down for burst right then

dull drum
random needle
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Blackfire trio!!!!!!!!

random needle
grand mesa
trim frost
craggy marsh
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fraud tanks not knowing the purpose of buddy mit

remote gate
wind cypress
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so uh, we're supposed to buddy mit there? 🤡 like intervention or something?

sly basin
stray forge
wicked delta
sleek moon
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due to cursed strat positioning

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giving them a short mit or something helps

wind cypress
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will do

nova needle
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Is it worth buying a tome weapon or should I just hold on to my relic weapon

grand mesa
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Do you plan on doing savage at all

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if yes

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you probably should pick it up at some point

boreal pumice
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its 5 ilvl higher so yes either way its free

nova needle
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Okay

wicked delta
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by the gods hes crafting

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zealous meteor
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is he crafting or is he using plugins

grand mesa
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twink

wicked delta
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i guess we'll never know

zealous meteor
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im just giving two of my favourite cats a bunch of fish this week

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(nitowikwe and m'naago this week, they got the FSH bonus)

daring pine
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@wicked delta m9 reclear yayy

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wow i got a coffer this time

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aand its ring..

tulip wraith
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lowkey i get it

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wait i forgot to make more pots for today......

daring pine
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oh wtf my dps was just under 28k

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hrm

tulip wraith
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surely 13 will last me my m9-11 reclears

worn bluff
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simply 1 shot everything

daring pine
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wait im so confused how did that get green

worn bluff
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bc you're the goat

daring pine
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no like

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it feels low idk

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i did better than last time

worn bluff
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you're brd though it depends on everyone else

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it's everyone else's fault nodders

daring pine
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i keep forgetting that

grand mesa
daring pine
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the society we live in

grand mesa
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also

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m9 is really easy to zombie

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so you get a lot of logs in there with people who have no right doing savage clearing the fight

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i think

daring pine
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huh apparently i missed a couple iron jaws in buffs

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hm

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oh well

grand mesa
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somethin for next time

daring pine
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thats basically the only suggestion i can see on xiva

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other than minor stuff

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i dont trust xiva for dot uptime though that shit is weird

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with m9 specifically

grand mesa
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yea

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its pretty accurate for m10 though

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outside of like

daring pine
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oh yeah i've noticed

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i just check fflogs if i wanna know what my dot uptime was

grand mesa
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the weird windows where you don't want to redot because the bosses are leaving anyways

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fair

daring pine
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yeah pretty close

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at least im not doing horrendously dogshit

grand mesa
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that's pretty good dot uptime

daring pine
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we win those

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grand mesa
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just gotta work on the 2min windows

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it sounds like

daring pine
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yeah its literally just missing iron jaws occasionally

grand mesa
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also, consider shifting pot away from your opener for certain fights if you're doing that

daring pine
grand mesa
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potting 2/8 can be optimal for fights if you can't get a 3rd out

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since it means you can save pot for a 2min window where you actually have resources to dump into

jolly flume
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IJ is like close to a thousand potency total so

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basically second most important gcd to have in buffs

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assuming full duration

worn bluff
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even with those minor things, i feel like your uptime is good enough to where you'd get much higher if the party was doing damage

grand mesa
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m9/m12p2 you can 2/8

for m10 you can kind of pot 2/6:30 if you're holding raidbuffs until after bubble

grand mesa
uncut pebble
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bard weapon dropped and i rolled bad on it and coffer

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it dropped last week too

grand mesa
daring pine
jolly flume
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meow.

grand mesa
daring pine
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my brain is expanding

grand mesa
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m10, you probably still want to be triple potting for

worn bluff
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doesn't brd get something like 1/4 of its rdps from people feeding its buffs or something

jolly flume
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pretty close

grand mesa
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Yeah

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But it's good to optimize for personal damage

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Because you're the only constant in your group that you can control

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And getting your burst windows right can be fairly impactful, either way

low hearth
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does cover not work on dots?

jolly flume
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exhibit a of why you always look at how you played and not how you parsed

grand mesa
low hearth
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💔

jolly flume
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very different things

grand mesa
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Not if they're already ticking

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Also, not having bis can fuck you over either way

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As well as having dogshit rng

daring pine
grand mesa
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analysis is worth more

daring pine
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just thought number would be higher but then again im on bard

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so

grand mesa
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For personal growth

daring pine
grand mesa
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Either way, I don't play brd

daring pine
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xiva makes me feel negative thoughts

grand mesa
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But you seem to be on the right track

daring pine
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but i do it anyway

daring pine
grand mesa
tulip wraith
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chat how cooked is my m11

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grand mesa
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Probably learn to slidecast greed stuff more

finite plank
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what made you lose so much uptime

daring pine
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uptime

tulip wraith
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i have no trouble in m9 and 10, 11 just makes me so scared

grand mesa
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95% uptime is what I consider a bad run for myself

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Just gotta have a bit more confidence in your movement

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Also

jolly flume
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you're probably spending lightspeeds in places that can be slidecasted and not having one for where you actually require it

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pretty common thing

finite plank
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are you using lightspeed for weapons

grand mesa
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You should have lightspeed for every major mechanic

jolly flume
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exhibit a: lightspeed on puddles before weapons 2

daring pine
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yo

low hearth
daring pine
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this sage in my m9 reclear just now

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oh my god bruh

worn bluff
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bulwark also doesn't work on dots bceCry3Tears

daring pine
jolly flume
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you can also slidecast at least 2/3 puddles in arena split before you use an instant to dip out to your spot

tulip wraith
jolly flume
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probably have to see the log to say anything concrete though

finite plank
tulip wraith
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i do do that

jolly flume
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yea that's something I've seen from some friends

tulip wraith
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i feel like i got clipped once and never tested it again

daring pine
grand mesa
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One for opener and every other two minute, one each for the first two weapon sets (slidecast the puddle baits @ 2nd)

You have one to use during ulti weapons

Do not use one during meteors.

Use one right before the knockup @ arena split for your two minute

You'll have one up for every arena split set

And then you'll have one up for ecliptic

jolly flume
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if you're afraid that the party will drop a puddle too far forward and kill you in your slidecast you also don't have to stack with the party for it, I slidecast down the west side of the arena and meet up if necessary for stack

rapid whale
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almost 67

dull drum
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the last time i looked at an xivanalysis was CW lowkey

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this tier ive been yoloing it up

jolly flume
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I still check mine once in a while but I can tell if I'm playing like shit by and large

dull drum
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yeah you alr know if you played like shit

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at a certain point

tulip wraith
grand mesa
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In the opener, Lightspeed early weave first gcd just to make sure everything lines up

rapid whale
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to melee bitching about feint in a 2min

dull drum
jolly flume
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we love war 3

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well pld 2 but pld is also war 3 at this point

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so whatever

daring pine
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is drk just drk

jolly flume
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drk is war 2

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but with esteem

daring pine
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yeah but warriors are ugly

dull drum
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watashia hates drks and gnbs its so joever for us

daring pine
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and drk is hot

dull drum
jolly flume
grand mesa
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Also, using the lightspeed right before getting knocked up is important, or you overcap and alignment for split arena and ecliptic gets funky @tulip wraith

daring pine
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right before getting what now

dull drum
jolly flume
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🫃

zealous meteor
tulip wraith
low hearth
trim frost
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im gonna knock u up

daring pine
jolly flume
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random tip for the puddles before weapons 2 btw

start moving before the castbar ends, idk how your particular gcd may line up but very frequently it results in the first puddle snapshotting behind you because of ping

grand mesa
jolly flume
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so you don't have to move as far to get out

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swiftcast needs 2 charges for healer man

grand mesa
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Though

jolly flume
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I swear it is some kind of cosmic law that the instant you press it for uptime someone dies 5s later

worn bluff
rapid whale
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so even on 2.5 you can do this trick

grand mesa
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I do use macrocosmos right as I bait 2nd puddle

jolly flume
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you can do it without that ofc just getting some distance out of the first puddle before you even have to roll your next gcd can give you some leeway esp if you pulled late or something

grand mesa
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It gives you movement and lets you top everyone up after the first weapon hits

finite plank
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sometimes i check my xiva and wonder, how the hell did i ghost a mudra to cast fuma

jolly flume
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blame keyboard

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go next

finite plank
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then i remembered, 10% packet loss

jolly flume
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blame router is an excellent alternative

finite plank
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i'm more of a blame servers person myself

worn bluff
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mb cat aggro

finite plank
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contacted my isp before about this, nothing they can do since it's on the jp side

grand mesa
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gg

finite plank
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then it leads into a blame game on "it's your isp, no it's the server's end"

grand mesa
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Is it time you move to NA

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surely

finite plank
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im not that desperate

grand mesa
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It's not that bad bere

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But I guess I've gotten used to it

jolly flume
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I miss cheap food in asia sludge

finite plank
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oce is another issue that popped up somewhere in this current tier

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im now waiting for new york to blow up so i can be back on the normal route

jolly flume
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new york is blowing up?

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😨

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another reason to get outta here

finite plank
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i dont know why is it still putting my route to oce through NY and have higher ping than NA

dapper zealot
finite plank
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wdym no u

jolly flume
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hes defending his region's honor

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(it has none)

proper cave
dapper zealot
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That is true

finite plank
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i mean i'd go to oce if packet loss on jp is in effect

grand mesa
finite plank
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im not using any vpns

jolly flume
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have you heard about our lord and savior cloudflare warp

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😭

grand mesa
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Routing can be fucked if the isp decides it'd be funny to reroute you the worst possible way

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Warp doesn't work for lowering latency unless you get lucky

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Chiyo

finite plank
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does cloudflare warp work for rerouting

grand mesa
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Sometimes™

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The consumer one click client doesn't let you choose an endpoint

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So you're at their mercy

jolly flume
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warp made mine go up by 8ms but idk maybe it'll work better for someone else

grand mesa
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If you still get a shit node after turning it on it won't do much

jolly flume
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and it did at least change the routing

finite plank
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i'll consider it one day

jolly flume
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tanked like 15 ddoses god bless

grand mesa
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Would heavily recommend trying mudfish, at least

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It's dirt cheap by vpn standards if you route it to only use ffxiv traffic

finite plank
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if im really desperate

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i've used protonvpn free ver and see if it routes me to jp

zealous meteor
grand mesa
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Mudfish also tests each node for you

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And tells you which nodes are more stable

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Which would probably be useful to you

proper cave
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New bait for level 110. Fiber optic cable

jolly flume
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mmm

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glass.

grand mesa
wicked delta
grand mesa
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It's five dollars entry and that lasts you forever

finite plank
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not needed to such desperation

grand mesa
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smh

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jp players and being stubborn..

finite plank
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||i believe it's meant to say wipe||

grand mesa
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LMAO

jolly flume
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it does say let's wipe

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illegitimate child is crazy

uncut pebble
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i also realized that bard weapon dropped last week too

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does that mean that bard is the official 67 job

jolly flume
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the number...

uncut pebble
raw sand
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terminal brain rot

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need to be put down

jolly flume
grand mesa
uncut pebble
sly basin
sly basin
low hearth
finite plank
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those motions could be a "im going to fondle your ___" meme

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as a follow up to ligma balls

zealous meteor
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ligma lominsa

tulip anvil
raw sand
jolly flume
grand mesa
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people wonder why the younger generations just stare at you when you say something stupid

random needle
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I think retail workers should be allowed to sock one customer in the mouth per shift

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Just so people stay on their toes.

sly basin
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in response i just say awful phrases all the time

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im rlly into "awesome sauce" rn

jolly flume
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that's like, totally radical bro

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idk was that accurate

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@rapid whale

sly basin
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totally tubular

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groovy baby

wicked delta
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we were 5 minutes from closing

jolly flume
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Groovy moves! The crowd's lovin' it!

wicked delta
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this

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absolute dolt

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comes in

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with TWO SHOPPING CARTS

grand mesa
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Erm

wicked delta
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"haha i hope im not too late to buy these!" while her useless husband was staring at the floor

jolly flume
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there is nothing but hatred in toby's heart

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but to be fair same

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when I worked in a restaurant

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holy shit

sly basin
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i work resturant so the new stupid customers i get are like "oh yeah my reservation is in 2 hours but we got here early" ok????? go fuck yourself??

wicked delta
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you'd feel hatred too if you had to scan two shopping carts full of products 5 minutes before close

sly basin
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also getting groups of "oh yeah i set my party for 4 people but we are actually 12 people, can u accommodate that"

jolly flume
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should've hit em with the sorry our registers are having a technical issue

wicked delta
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this bitch sending me back to the kitchen 5 times because the soup is "too salty"

grand mesa
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Erm

jolly flume
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everyone should be subjected to service industry work for a year

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it builds character

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and ragebait tolerance.

wicked delta
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you're a grown man fym too salty

grand mesa
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was he white too

wicked delta
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the chef put no salt in the last bowl and bro went "oh this is perfect"

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extremely white

jolly flume
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I thought too spicy was their thing

grand mesa
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If they have a medical condition they could've just said no salt

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It's not that hard

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Man

wicked delta
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right like we will accommodate if they ask

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but no

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he was a gym influencer of some kind

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why do I know?

grand mesa
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Ok, fuck him

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LOL

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Was he filming his table

wicked delta
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asshole was showing me his workout vids while i was trying to note down his order

grand mesa
#

Of course

sly basin
#

mewpaissa when a group of 16 walks in the last 30min and is shocked our kitchen is closed

jolly flume
#

I hate influencers

#

kill them all

#

die die die

wicked delta
#

i was like "wow thats so cool man" and that made him happy even though i said it in a super dry tone

grand mesa
raw sand
#

He feel noticed

#

altho clueless

sly basin
#

i get influencers rarely, we are a specific restaurant so they come in for the experience but sometimes they just take pictures of games and dont play

stray forge
#

im a ffxiv influencer

sly basin
#

or like they play all the games i see ok tiktok/youtube often

wicked delta
#

influencers truly are the worst

#

in my old retail job one of them tried to film me for a tiktok prank

#

lmfao

sly basin
#

bro people film me sometimes when i show them the private rooms

#

idk how to explain it... but we have cool doors

#

so ppl film me openning them

rapid whale
jolly flume
#

we should be allowed to slap cameras out of peoples hands I think

sly basin
#

YES !

raw sand
#

nuisance influencers in a grocery store/ fast food restaurant

jolly flume
rapid whale
#

radical is surfer bro adjacent afaik

sly basin
#

right on, party time

#

i think groovy baby is 90s

zealous meteor
#

groovy moves! the crowd's loving it!

zealous meteor
#

sorry

jolly flume
#

copyright strike

stray forge
#

90s kids said like

#

“That’s lit” idk

sly basin
#

tubular, radical, groovy, awesome sauce, epic, swag, lit

rapid whale
#

hella was a big one too iirc

#

oh right, and everything was gay

sly basin
#

gnarly

#

far out

rapid whale
#

gay meant everything from slur to good

wicked delta
#

i chose not to but that was the coolest thing someone has ever said to me

sly basin
#

awh

jolly flume
#

spontaneous act of violence

wicked delta
#

there were like 5 of them

jolly flume
#

(not affiliated with our store)

wicked delta
#

frat boys type

sly basin
#

i think u could get 3 of them

#

maybe not 5

wicked delta
#

im not even gonna bother fr

stray forge
#

I thought frats were an American thing

sly basin
#

use ur pent up gamer rage against them, killing 3/5

stray forge
#

Tf

#

They got frats in the Netherlands now?

wicked delta
#

sort of

#

theyre not called the same thing in NL but they do exist lol

rapid whale
#

frats are just gangs for rich white people and immigrants started copying them in an attempt to assimilate /sarcasm

sly basin
#

are frats/sororities not in all colleges ???

grand mesa
#

I forget you're EU sometimes

stray forge
#

They are in a lot but definitely not all

grand mesa
#

Tobi

#

mb

rapid whale
#

thats like asking if health care is in all countries

stray forge
#

They’re not in the EU at all

sly basin
zealous meteor
wicked delta
#

euPlayer eu player

grand mesa
#

It's ok

#

i still love u, friend..

sly basin
#

like a plague

jolly flume
#

toby is discriminatory enough to earn his honorary american passport anyways

stray forge
#

Abgs dating dudes in Asian frats

wicked delta
#

😭

#

bro

stray forge
grand mesa
#

LMAO

wicked delta
#

that reminds me

rapid whale
wicked delta
#

i was on the phone with my mom lik 2 days ago

rapid whale
#

wait those ARE the dudes in asian frats..

wicked delta
#

she just went on a rant unprompted

#

about poland

jolly flume
wicked delta
#

idk why man

rapid whale
#

blue eyes

wicked delta
#

i just sat there like oh yeah uh poland is def a country that exists

#

and she was like

#

toby

stray forge
#

You live in nyc just dress up skimpy and walk through fidi

wicked delta
#

you're not passionate enough?

#

you should hate them too

#

they hate GAYS toby

jolly flume
wicked delta
#

i started laughing so hard cus ??????

jolly flume
wicked delta
stray forge
#

Toby was like

#

“So do I”

dapper zealot
#

Wow I can't believe that

jolly flume
#

nah he's not homophobic

#

just transphobic...and misogynist...

wicked delta
#

i love gay people

sly basin
#

wow...

rapid whale
#

tobias is homiephobic, afraid of friendship.. 🥀

wicked delta
#

wtf

#

i see

#

bapple hates me

#

i have no friends here

rapid whale
#

so afraid

wicked delta
wicked delta
#

i love women

#

i love women more than you and im a homosexual

daring pine
wicked delta
#

be ashamed of yourself

jolly flume
#

snorted water

wicked delta
stray forge
jolly flume
#

toby outstraights me and I outgay toby

#

incredible

#

maybe we should just switch teams

sly basin
jolly flume
wicked delta
#

i already tried it once

#

too many times

stray forge
#

I hate yuri

zealous meteor
wicked delta
#

i will not switch teams again

stray forge
#

And yurope

sly basin
#

i play for all teams so im always winning 🔥

stray forge
#

Yuripeans

wicked delta
#

when i say i have 3 ex girlfriends it sounds like a humblebrag but they were all some degree of deranged

sly basin
#

its ok every gets shit ass exs

zealous meteor
sly basin
#

im glad they are ur ex not current... i wish u happiness toby! rynepat

wicked delta
stray forge
#

I’ve had 4 long term gfs. ||Only hookups with guys rip sorry I’m not dating men||

#

Cow emoji

jolly flume
zealous meteor
#

FUCK men

jolly flume
#

it's too early for april fools

#

what is this

sly basin
#

ive had 4 exs in total, my current bf is really cool hehe

dapper zealot
zealous meteor
#

🤢

sly basin
zealous meteor
#

for legal reasons this is a joke

wicked delta
#

imagine (if you will) that you get asked out by some girl you barely know and from the 5 months you've dated she reveals herself to be a total nutcase

#

like as in

#

she talked like an anime character

#

she LITERALLY talked like yuno gasai

#

in real life

jolly flume
#

toby-senpai...

sly basin
#

i think i would be murdered

stray forge
#

Birds of a feather etc GIGACAUGHT

wicked delta
#

having to hear a dutch person say japanese words like a fucking weeb was an experience

sly basin
#

baka...

wicked delta
#

theres a difference

dapper zealot
#

Not very sugoi

sly basin
#

erm bro is not annoying

stray forge
#

Erm

wicked delta
#

i mean

#

for the longest time

#

i sounded like i had a permanent cold

#

it still sounds like that on occasion

#

but it was def annoying to listen to

sly basin
#

like ur vocal cords?

wicked delta
#

yeah

sly basin
#

i sometimes slip into a rlly highpitched voice without meaning to, i get what u mean

stray forge
#

Omgggg ur just like each other

sly basin
#

when im drunk i just giggle and giggle and giggle

#

oh wait

daring pine
#

tobi ur cute

sly basin
#

maybe i do that when im drunk too

wicked delta
#

my voice goes up two octaves when im drunk

#

speaking of

jolly flume
#

can confirm

#

it's pretty funny

wicked delta
#

i havent had any alcohol in 2 weeks

#

i need to drink man

jolly flume
#

you turn into an aggressive squeaker

wicked delta
#

okay man

#

its not THAT bad

jolly flume
#

when I'm tipsy

#

I just giggle nonstop

#

everything is funny as fuck

#

although I'm already kinda like that normally I think

sly basin
#

true life is so silly

stray forge
#

I’m quiet on all varieties of drugs

sly basin
#

its nice

wicked delta
#

when are we gonna do the drunk overcooked session chiyo

jolly flume
#

I'm going to break things in my room

sly basin
#

u guys should do drunk lethal company or yapyap...

jolly flume
#

if we do that

wicked delta
#

pov you are stahnini

stray forge
#

U should do drunk vrchat

shadow pilot
#

Okay that sounds worse

wicked delta
#

vrchat is a disease

shadow pilot
stray forge
jolly flume
stray forge
#

I’m actually a good shot

sly basin
#

what if because u died while in vrchat ur soul is trapped there

stray forge
#

Don’t tell Europeans

stray forge
#

If ur a furry that’s kinda based isn’t it

#

Idk about everyone else

wicked delta
#

Im also a pretty good shot

sly basin
#

maybe it would be fun to play gorilla tag for the rest of existence

jolly flume
#

I'm a terrible shot with a rifle

#

but I'm actually kinda cracked at archery

#

idk

sly basin
#

what about throwing knives

jolly flume
#

never thrown one

#

tomahawks though

#

omg it's like warrior from ffxiv

#

throwing tomahawk

kind elm
#

im very good at rifles, terrible at shotguns

zealous meteor
wicked delta
#

Im good at throwing knives as well

zealous meteor
#

this sounds amazing

sly basin
#

ur just like john finalfantasy irl

stray forge
#

Good at rifles and handguns

#

Can’t shoot skeet for shit

wicked delta
#

But im terrible at archery

dapper zealot
#

Most furry models I've seen in vrchat are pretty shit ngl

sly basin
#

how tf are all of u good at aiming

jolly flume
#

I'm not

grand mesa
jolly flume
#

you should see me play shooters

grand mesa
#

It's probably a coincidence but

#

u.u

wicked delta
kind elm
stray forge
#

And I joined them 🙂

sly basin
zealous meteor
sly basin
wicked delta
jolly flume
#

I was a boy scout 🥀

kind elm
#

i really enjoy rifle shooting as a sport, even if i do dislike guns

sly basin
grand mesa
jolly flume
#

life

#

slacked on my eagle project

#

never bothered

sly basin
#

i think in girl scouts i was a brownie

wicked delta
#

I only know how to throw knives because my dad taught me on occasion

stray forge
#

More like

#

Shrimpingway

wicked delta
#

He only started teaching me after I came out as gay

#

In his words

#

“You need to learn how to stab men”

#

Thanks dad!

grand mesa
#

Honestly

#

w

sly basin
#

do u feel capable of stabbing men

wicked delta
#

I can snipe a man with a knife

sly basin
#

yooo

jolly flume
#

I think toby would kill me on sight

grand mesa
#

The gay dating scene is allegedly not the best

wicked delta
#

You better watch out

sly basin
#

noo i think toby would maim u

#

make u beg for death

grand mesa
#

Mostly because toxic masculinity is still a thing

zealous meteor
wicked delta
#

The gay dating scene is fucking awful

grand mesa
zealous meteor
sly basin
#

ive never tried any dating scenes, idk it all looks too scary

wicked delta
#

I tried going to a few local gay clubs and every man I met there was 🤢🤢🤢

zealous meteor
stray forge
#

Dating at clubs is insanity

fierce matrix
grand mesa
fierce matrix
#

clubs are also bad

kind elm
#

the only datong scene you need is ff14 balmung

sly basin
#

my sister said the apps are kinda ass too

grand mesa
#

Theyre*

stray forge
#

That’s where u go to get railed

#

Not find a partner

zealous meteor
sly basin
wicked delta
#

I went to the clubs to get drunk and dance with hot guys

#

Sometimes you get to know the hot guys

#

Shit happens

kind elm
#

i hate clubs

grand mesa
wicked delta
#

Not good people though!

fierce matrix
zealous meteor
grand mesa
#

oh

zealous meteor
#

i don't hide that fact lmao

grand mesa
#

gg

dapper zealot
#

Baby

stray forge
#

I’m ||fish||

rapid whale
#

i wish to die

image.png
fierce matrix
#

damn

kind elm
#

sam is older than me

sly basin
#

the last club i went to i wore a bright orange hawaiian shirt and sat with the bartender drinking screwdrivers

zealous meteor
fierce matrix
#

not winning the weapon

shadow pilot
#

67

sly basin
#

and i was like mannnn i could be playing overwatch rn

wicked delta
grand mesa
#

I feel a lot older than I actually am

#

My back..

fierce matrix
#

im 26 react_emoji_lets_go

jolly flume
#

maybe I should go to bars more

zealous meteor
jolly flume
#

but I feel like the kinda person I get along with doesn't go to bars anyway

rapid whale
#

the urge to not finish the lyrics for fear of being banned

wicked delta
#

I haven’t gone to clubs in a good 2 years now

stray forge
#

Am I the oldest bitch in this channel wth

rapid whale
wicked delta
#

For a good reason

stray forge
#

Never speaking in here again

grand mesa
jolly flume
#

theres no way it's not bapple

#

at least here atm

#

kinger is like the unc of uncs in this channel

zealous meteor
grand mesa
#

I've had people legitimately tell me they thought I was in my 30s because of how done with life I sounded

wicked delta
#

The last time I went to a club I got so drunk I beat up a guy

stray forge
#

I had to turn you up to 200

#

And I still couldn’t hear you

wicked delta
#

Haven’t gone back since!

grand mesa
#

Blame discord

dapper zealot
#

Violent drunk

grand mesa
#

It seems to fuck with my mic levels for no good reason

rapid whale
#

do you have other eq stuff on it

wicked delta
rapid whale
#

might interact in funky way

grand mesa
#

It's raw

wicked delta
grand mesa
#

Straight from my interface

stray forge
#

RAAAAAWWWWW

grand mesa
#

I might have to get a new cable

jolly flume
#

I've gotten guesses at late 20s before

#

never 30s

rapid whale
wicked delta
#

Everyone thinks im still a teenager and it pisses me off

grand mesa
#

But levels are fine with recording applications

zealous meteor
rapid whale
#

a lot of people dont think im as old as i am because i talk like a manchild b ut teehee adhd

jolly flume
stray forge
#

I thought you were 19

zealous meteor
#

toby you need to do voice training

wicked delta
zealous meteor
#

get a deeper voice

jolly flume
#

am I

stray forge
#

Ope

jolly flume
#

weren't you 22

#

I forgor

zealous meteor
#

so you sound like a 50 year old who smokes 2 packs a day

wicked delta
#

I AM 23

grand mesa
#

Blame how I sound

#

I guess

sinful brook
#

All children

jolly flume
#

😭

sinful brook
#

Discord is gonna teen account you all

stray forge
#

I got called a milf by my wow guild

rapid whale
#

LMAO

wicked delta
zealous meteor
#

what DO you sound like

stray forge
#

Annoying

zealous meteor
grand mesa
#

I can send a voice clip when I get to my desk

jolly flume
#

the first time I met my static leader irl I told him I graduated hs in like 2021 or whatever and he took a second to think it over before sighing one long ass sigh

stray forge
#

Probably

jolly flume
#

bro just realized he's old

stray forge
#

When I get excited I don’t stop yapping

#

I imagine it’s annoying during raid

zealous meteor
rapid whale
#

at least you dont bitch constantly during raid

#

thats the actual worst

jolly flume
#

raina...

wicked delta
#

I will bitch during raid and you will like it

zealous meteor
#

where are the eels

#

i need my wet snakes

grand mesa
#

It better be funny bitching at least

rapid whale
#

i ate them

wicked delta
#

I am VERY funny.

jolly flume
#

the eels are on their way when they feel like it

#

have some patienice

zealous meteor
zealous meteor
rapid whale
#

idk complaining can be funny but when it becomes 1 note i get bored

zealous meteor
#

as long as they're alive

grand mesa
#

I'm tired of people who act like the pull is over when all that happened was that they pressed the wrong gcd once

#

When it happens every pull

wicked delta
#

Every time I crash out in vc someone tells me I should be a twitch streamer

rapid whale
wicked delta
#

But id just be on top of livestream fails every single day

rapid whale
#

cuz of m10s boss jumps

jolly flume
#

I've been told I make some weird ass noises in raid

zealous meteor
#

[presses bio instead of broil] TIME TO KILL MYSELF

jolly flume
#

tbh it's subconscious at this point

daring pine
#

me

kind elm
wicked delta
#

I let out an audible groan of pain whenever I misclick my stuff

#

Only when im alone

stray forge
#

sometimes I forget I'm not muted and I'll scream at almost dying

#

im so sorry static...

wicked delta
#

Oh yeah I also scream when I die

jolly flume
#

I just fucking yelp every time something surprises me

daring pine
#

literally all i do is complain

grand mesa
#

i gasp unconciously

daring pine
#

because im miserable

grand mesa
#

mostly because I'm way too hyper aware of everything after healing for most of my xiv raid career

rapid whale
#

i learned early in life that push to talk is true bis when raiding

#

only say things i mean

wicked delta
#

I should do that too

zealous meteor
#

i probably gasp too but that's because i'm too focused to breathe </3

grand mesa
#

all my fingers are busy

#

i fear

daring pine
#

tobi you should hear me when im on call and a s*mmoner joins

wicked delta
#

😭

rapid whale
#

i play picto, we have a whopping 12 apm

stray forge
#

I used PTT in WoW but theres too many buttons in this game

daring pine
#

ahem

#

extremely loud groan

stray forge
#

to sacrifice one for PTT

grand mesa
#

going through all of my random recordings

dapper zealot
grand mesa
#

I don't think I can send any of them here

jolly flume
#

I can't speak in raid

wicked delta
#

This cosmic shit is too hard bruh

#

Im going to fall asleep

jolly flume
#

because I have insane levels of commentator's curse

rapid whale
#

I thought wow had more buttons

zealous meteor
jolly flume
#

nah wow doesn't have that many binds tbh

daring pine
stray forge
#

I have like 3 recordings and two of them are of me going uwu

the last one is me speaking russian

jolly flume
#

you just press them faster

grand mesa
daring pine
#

val ur cute

grand mesa
stray forge
#

WoW has a lot of buttons you never use in a raid, or you use prepull so it doesn't need to be bound to anything @rapid whale

#

or like

grand mesa
stray forge
#

they are just used in very specific situations

zealous meteor
stray forge
#

idk

daring pine
#

why do you have the most transgender voice ever

wicked delta
#

Chiyo I randomly found one L4D2 clip lmfao

daring pine
#

/pos

grand mesa
jolly flume
daring pine
#

well yes im aware

wicked delta
daring pine
#

silly

jolly flume
#

😭

#

the fucking npc voiceline

visual geyser
grand mesa
wicked delta
daring pine
#

no

wicked delta
#

You were like ??? And I was ?

daring pine
#

i put /pos there fora reason

grand mesa
#

😔

daring pine
#

voice good me like

visual geyser
#

Thinking about the flatcar

wicked delta
daring pine
#

heart emoji

zealous meteor
rapid whale
grand mesa
#

Every time I hop onto someone's twitch stream there's a 50/50 chance someone starts thirsting uncontrollably after it

jolly flume
visual geyser
#

U know ff14 is dead because why is there no YouTube video of the flatcar clip