endgame-lounge

[dull drum]

missionary and hol do 5% mit on phys iirc

[jolly flume]

hes one of them people that plays healers not to heal but to press 1 damage button

[dull drum]

still better than what it used to be which was nothing at all

[rapid whale]

just play blm at that point fr

[wicked delta]

yeah like its not as good as pld/war but it does mit phys dmg so idk man

[rapid whale]

no hate to blm players its just like, you clearly dont wanna heal

[amber fable]

Install autorotation

And play anything

[dull drum]

warriors on life support tbh imo

[amber fable]

[rapid whale]

their highest hps was a 4

[dull drum]

they have to be bottoms and beg for buddy mit

[rapid whale]

[dull drum]

womp womp

[jolly flume]

most instances of damage that do anything in m11s are in rapid succession so you can get as much value out of dm/hol as you would from a one off shield

he's just a dumb fuck

[wicked delta]

healing is a hard job

[jolly flume]

but who didn't know that already

thirty forty percent mit coveraaaaaaaage

[rapid whale]

the lack of self awareness is what makes it even funnier

[dull drum]

mb

i went prange to melee to tank

[flint ledge]

sigh

[dull drum]

[flint ledge]

2026 and people still fucking up labyrinth

🥀

[prime knot]

Guys I just lost my sprout HOW can I justify that im still horrible at the game

[jolly flume]

realize that a good chunk of the ultimate raiding community is still horrible at the game

so there is yet hope for you

[wicked delta]

watching my chud ulti raiders die to ifrit hard

[prime knot]

Yet i cleared my first Savage good point

[rapid whale]

surprise most of savage players r also horrible at the game

[jolly flume]

most people are pretty bad at the game still after their first full tier to be honest

[rapid whale]

thats okay tho the important part is you strive to improve, imho

[jolly flume]

just be critical of yourself and you'll get better

[flint ledge]

cant be worse than df players

[stray forge]

Never doing the wurm so I can tell ppl I’ve never cleared a tier

[rapid whale]

wtf pain lmao

[wicked delta]

bro is still going

[versed kayak]

wait for 8.0 and get it back

[stray forge]

Just bought boys love 4

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-noa-wave-noa-wave-blue-archive-noa-gif-7940241936008341576

[wicked delta]

send link i want boys love 4 too

[rapid whale]

wtf do i do for 4 hours

[wicked delta]

idk man

learn how to draw

make music

[rapid whale]

no

[low hearth]

i been watching frieren

[jolly flume]

stroke it

[stray forge]

Make another wk song

[wicked delta]

why not

[jolly flume]

and by it I mean your cat

[wicked delta]

does he even have a cat

[jolly flume]

idk

I think he said he was allergic

or maybe that was someone else

[rapid whale]

i am allergic too

[wicked delta]

omg im also allergic to cats

[stray forge]

Oh man I forgot I was in this server I almost sent a questionable gif

[low hearth]

m9s reclear in 4 hours

[rapid whale]

i heard if you feed your cat eggs they become hypoallergnic tho

[stray forge]

[jolly flume]

there are few joys in life like meowing at a cat and having it look back at you like you're a fucking idiot

[stray forge]

I prefer other creatures

Such as those of the canine and leporidae variety

[jolly flume]

samoyeds are pretty cool

[wicked delta]

i love doggos

and bunnies

my bf promised to get a samoyed puppy for me someday

love is real

[jolly flume]

who names their kid thurston

[dull drum]

what if wk is just misunderstood

[wicked delta]

no

[dull drum]

and is actually the goat

[stray forge]

One of my friends name is Thaddeus

[wicked delta]

like

[stray forge]

We call him teddy

[wicked delta]

thats their legal name?

or

online...

[stray forge]

Yes

That is their first name

[wicked delta]

oh heavens

[low hearth]

we need more people like him and CMC in pf

[wicked delta]

who the fuck is cmc

[low hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[low hearth]

dude was giving live log reviews in uwu pf 😭

[wicked delta]

OH

nvm ik who it is now

[low hearth]

yea

[rapid whale]

cmc makes me look like the pope

[low hearth]

i mean he was giving good tips ngl

[wicked delta]

you are the pope

praise be

[low hearth]

"lb as ultima is coming off the wall so you dont lose a gcd"

[wicked delta]

here is why

[low hearth]

[wicked delta]

you're old

and um

you can be nice to people

and um...

yeah thats it

[rapid whale]

you would never be part of the vatican with those metrics

[wicked delta]

what the fuck

why would i want to be part of that anyway

i can be nice to people!

i am just not old

[jolly flume]

weapons 2

should not hurt

at all if it does

you failed period

[rapid whale]

ERERERER

[flint ledge]

sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

[wicked delta]

i hate literal fetuses talking to me

[flint ledge]

mb

[uncut pebble]

red hot and deep blue:

[wicked delta]

stroke it bro

[rapid whale]

to smitherines?

[wicked delta]

hell yeah

[uncut pebble]

[wicked delta]

lets do this together bro

[uncut pebble]

lets stroke outself into smitherines together..

[stray forge]

[craggy marsh]

I can handle you alone...

[flint ledge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/paper-meme-reaction-QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud

[valid solar]

Hey guys what are we

[stray forge]

no

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

CK

[valid solar]

Truth nuke

[trim frost]

wk

[valid solar]

Liedrogen bomb

[wicked delta]

Good ol’ buddies

[shy obsidian]

cant believe i was outwoked

[rain geode]

Bi myself

[wicked delta]

The wokeerrrrr

Why so queerious

[jolly flume]

I'm not woke

in fact I am quite

eepy...

[wicked delta]

I thought you were gonna say racist

[jolly flume]

well that too.

[wicked delta]

Oh okay.

[shy obsidian]

oh that's not

[wicked delta]

Its fine

He will never be able to be as racist as my neighbor

🥀

[jolly flume]

old people have it down to a science

[shy obsidian]

oh btw I got Ihuykatumu and Everkeep in my roulettes today
the game really knows I thirst over Mamool Ja huh

[sleek moon]

You what

[shy obsidian]

what

[rain geode]

?

[wicked delta]

I thirst over myself

If I don’t have an ego then I am dead

[stray forge]

what

[true beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[shy obsidian]

i could've fixed him

[stray forge]

[true beacon]

Kikio you did check out Bakool Ja Ja’s Babygirl right?

[wicked delta]

Zoraal Ja better tbh

Huge fan of his whole meltdown bc his baby momma asked him to pay child support

Thats all I remember from 7.1

[shy obsidian]

girl I was there during those days whaddya mean

no true Mamool Ja simp would've missed the days when she was still around

[jolly flume]

money's tight yo

[shy obsidian]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DAMAGE BUFF

[true beacon]

Btw Kikio

[wicked delta]

King of a whole ass country btw

[true beacon]

Make your adv plate

[shy obsidian]

what

[rain geode]

Done

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/reb-bons-ffxiv-ff14-miqote-creep-bons-gif-26317442

[rain geode]

I will never not be annoyed the street attire is mog station

[jolly flume]

it can't be comfortable in there

[low hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[jolly flume]

PRESS YOUR MIT IN UWU OR GET OUT OF MY PF

[valid solar]

Could cool mint mit to WKs standards

[low hearth]

not mitting tumults is kinda crazy ngl

[jolly flume]

press cure 3 my chud white mage

[amber fable]

doesnt whm at 70 have 10% mit now?

party mit

[rapid whale]

i think cmc is the original wk no

like wk is the alolan form of cmc

[jolly flume]

yeah

you know what they still don't have

afflatus rapture

good one square

[rapid whale]

ew

[shadow pilot]

ew

[shy obsidian]

ew

[amber fable]

remember when drk aoe 2nd skill was 72

[shadow pilot]

the humble afflatus rapture

[amber fable]

its okay 9.0

they will rework the skill acquisition

[shadow pilot]

whats with square enix with locking basic skills at level 70+

[jolly flume]

by adding two new jobs that are completely nonfunctional until level 100

yes

[shadow pilot]

[amber fable]

gotta make getting higher levels interesting amirite?

[true beacon]

Pct is at least functional at 90

[rapid whale]

whoever designed picto actually does ultimates

[true beacon]

Rpr barely functions below 90

[amber fable]

pct is functional at 50

rpr sucks till 80

[jolly flume]

whoever designed picto hates the other casters

[amber fable]

vpr sucks till 90

[low hearth]

mfs having a intense argument mid pull

[shadow pilot]

[raw sand]

[jolly flume]

uwu is apparently that serious

the refrain is no joke

[raw sand]

You mean lack of refrain

[stray forge]

bio

[rapid whale]

they dont deserve the cleaererererer

[jolly flume]

white mages

[low hearth]

this party is chopped

[jolly flume]

my party my rules press your mits or fuck off 🗣️

[fierce matrix]

Im going to play the osu chart rn

[rapid whale]

based

[tired egret]

tbh I would be cool with skill access being reworked around Lvl 50.

as in

[low hearth]

this fight got the worst pure healers on the planet

[tired egret]

most of the jobs get their gauge stuff or main class mechanic before hitting Lvl 50... or rather just their essentials before Lvl 50

and then build from that

[dapper zealot]

pls all jobs get at least 1 aoe at 30

[jolly flume]

that dps check is no joke

[tired egret]

not just that, give BRD Minuet at Lvl 45, change Rain of Death to a Lvl up unlock

so BRD actually has full uptime lmao

[dapper zealot]

I'd be ok with minuet at 50

[loud swift]

mmm no must wait until 46

[dapper zealot]

Also pls give the st and aoe gauge spenders at the same time, not 40 levels apart

looking at you gnb

and war

[loud swift]

white mage

...

st lilies at what 50 something and aoe lilies at 72 or whatever

you must go through the entirety of heavensward and stormblood without an aoe lily

[jolly flume]

pressing medica 2 builds character

[dapper zealot]

earthly star at 60 pls

so close yet so far away

oh that really fucking scuffed aoe rotation with low level monk where you have to aoe st aoe

[low hearth]

dude people that join c41s just to derust and die over and over again every pull need to be eliminated

ultima enrage is kind of cool

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[dapper zealot]

hmm most other jobs are fine during levelling, or nothing egregious. I've blocked rpr from memory and blm is it's own issue

[worn bluff]

mb

[tired egret]

tbh out of the ARR Jobs, I think BlackMage is kinda fine

at Lvl 50

[sleek moon]

well its a billion years old raid, gotta deal with derusters

[tired egret]

I just don't like it in Dungeons due to the neccessity to stand still

I prefer far more mobile jobs like Bard or Summoner

if I want a Ranged DPS for those

[dapper zealot]

It absolutely sucks in low level dungeons cause mobs die before I can get fire 2 off

[tired egret]

yeah that is another one

Fire2 SUCKS

[dull drum]

unironic summoner players should be shot on sight

idk how they stand playing the class

[sleek moon]

also this should be the official Woke Brigade™ symbol

[dull drum]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-dead-ko-faint-gif-17440398

[tired egret]

it's legit better for dungeons

just for mobility alone

[sleek moon]

its fun

[tired egret]

also only job at 50 with raise that is NOT a Healer

not counting Phoenix Downs ofc

[dapper zealot]

really it's just the constant changing rotations that sucks, either I have to swap f/b1 with f/b4 or have my hotbar set up in a weird but 'generalised' way so I don't have to move anything

[tired egret]

https://i.imgur.com/2ZdTnSu.png

[sleek moon]

dw in 8.0 b4 and f4 will use the same slot

[tired egret]

my current BlackMage hotbar setup

[sleek moon]

is b1 used for anything though if f1 also becomes paradox

[tired egret]

I don't use B1 unless at Low Lvl

if Blizz3 available, I just use that to swap directly to Ice

[dapper zealot]

Like is there any weird case use for f1 at high level?

[tired egret]

nah

[low hearth]

ts good asf at 70 bro

[dapper zealot]

cause then just make f/b1 upgrade to 4, paradox its own button

[tired egret]

absolutely do that

[low hearth]

playing summoner beyond that

[sleek moon]

but id be surprised if they dont do some merging on blm with all the mutually exclusive spells

or redundant ones

[tired egret]

do that with WHM too ty

[dapper zealot]

yes get rid of c1

[tired egret]

or at least make FreeCure a clone of FireStarter, that is OK with me

[sleek moon]

the year 2030 and we'll still have sprouts trying to proc freecure

[tired egret]

40% chance + No Cast on Cure2 would be better than only 15% chance

[sleek moon]

if it requires cure 1 to proc that's still a trap

[tired egret]

just delete this thing

[low hearth]

🐂

[tired egret]

this thing only exists, so I can throw LTG-type insults at it

[amber fable]

games fault for making it exist

doton dannies doing it because game cant explain that its 480 potency and not 80x18

[dapper zealot]

I find it funny that rdm and sam are pretty much the only ones that feel complete during levelling

[amber fable]

monk is done at 50

nin is mostly feature complete at 50

tanks healers all suck till 70/80

[dapper zealot]

yeah mnk is pretty good, besides that one scuffed section between 30 and 45 getting four point

[low hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steamhappy-bounce

had to disband and remake the party that last pure healer was so ass

[shy obsidian]

so uh I'm curious and i wanna try M9S with a ranged DPS this time
for the outer bats of Vamp Stomp, do they always boom in the same spots they spawn in?

[low hearth]

i think they rotate

[shy obsidian]

idk from watching Hec's guide, it looked like they sploded in the same spots they spawned in? like they rotated but they sploded in similar spots

keep in mind I'm asking about the bats that are on the outermost edges

[low hearth]

watch ranged pov

[sleek moon]

yeah footage will help you more

https://youtu.be/MYUfbqeGAbg?t=59

[shy obsidian]

eh maybe i dont even need to worry about it
I just. eyes

[sleek moon]

its not 100% the same spot

its a bit ahead

[shy obsidian]

oh btw, what about the aetherletting spots for ranged DPS

i'm only familiar with the melee DPS spots

people still follow this... right?

[terse zodiac]

Yes

[shy obsidian]

okay goodie

and the second Sadistic Screech seems pretty tame as a ranged DPS, ngl... I guess I'm expected to stay in the middle for the most part?

[low hearth]

yea

[shy obsidian]

seems simple enough

[stray forge]

Happy new years ya filthy animals

[visual sable]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zck-kntr-surprise-double-take-doubletake-T0WTbqlk6T1XzIvT5K

[shy obsidian]

i wonder if peeps are doing merc runs for ACCESSORIES of all things

[trim frost]

i think ライト can translate to casual player unless grok is hallucinating it lol

[tired egret]

https://tenor.com/view/ウマ娘-umamusume-トウカイテイオー-tokaiteio-うまよん-gif-21239111

[shy obsidian]

i wonder if they're underselling here

[low hearth]

damn im washed in m10s 💔

https://klipy.com/gifs/steamhappy-steamsad-1

[finite plank]

deep blue out there doing janitorial duties

[hidden stag]

quick question for mortal slayer in m12s as a tank ,sometimes i mit enough and still die.do i have to mit after cast or before cast?

[lyric summit]

you mit before you get hit

[dull drum]

shouldnt matter as long as you mit before hit

how much are you using

[sleek moon]

given those were the 2 options, their mits are falling off before the hit actually goes out lol

[lyric summit]

mitting the castbar is a myth/misconception/misinformation

mit check is shortly before damage application, it just happens to often be in time with the castbar, but often also... not

[hidden stag]

everything but 40

[amber fable]

Use short mit with it aswell

Using vigil alone on drk was getting me killed by some 10-20k

Not like you mit next buster so you can dump 90s mit there too

[worn bluff]

it depends if there is party mit out as well

ramp+dark mind+short you might die with 0 outside mit

[amber fable]

Vigil+tbn is enough

For it

[worn bluff]

i intervention my drk cotank for safety

we put 40% on the next buster since we stack them

but mortal slayer 1 is the one part where we have to be careful

[amber fable]

I invulned that

[worn bluff]

depending on the healers

yea we do 40% for the stacked, invuln snake heads. but either way works

[ashen patrol]

ok so like 12 more fates to go to complete the shared fate in Yak Tel and i have 0 demiatma. 🤣 😭 this alt has the WORST luck lol

[sleek moon]

looked up my log to see what my tanks use for that

[ashen patrol]

and im saying that hear in hopes the rng gods hear me

[robust shoal]

mortal slayer so annoying on drk because the tbn if you're first round is tick dependent

[sleek moon]

doing that shit on alts is crazy

[worn bluff]

what if you tbn someone else and make your cotank give you their mit

[robust shoal]

I just 40% it and don't tbn

[ashen patrol]

my fc is called insanity club so yeah i am crazy

[worn bluff]

i forgot to 40% mortal slayer 2 today and almost died

i had ramp+bulwark only

not even short mit bc i gave it to someone else

[robust shoal]

it's the freest buster

[worn bluff]

i thought i hit the button but i didn’t

[robust shoal]

[worn bluff]

healers probably gave me weird looks

[sleek moon]

they should bring back p8s auto-busters but make it so they go through invuln

[worn bluff]

sobat autos

party has to resolve every mechanic on one half of the arena

[robust shoal]

I died to second hit of sobat last week because carryover mit from idyllic cast made LD not proc on the first

[worn bluff]

that’s a lot of mit

did you share?

[robust shoal]

nope

[worn bluff]

i thought taking solo would guarantee ded

[robust shoal]

though I did put a tbn on it, else I would have procced

[worn bluff]

one of the mit sheets lists it as 1.2 million or something

[robust shoal]

and I put a tbn on it because someone messed up lightning after towers and my mana was messed up

wait

[sleek moon]

our clear this week had healer lb3 during towers lol

somehow one healer survived

[robust shoal]

my cotank did share it

[low hearth]

bro how do you fuck up arena split

get rezzed

and fuck it up again

im playing with the Backyardigans bro 😭

[worn bluff]

damn he murdered you then

[rain geode]

Don't you dare disrespect the backyardigans

[low hearth]

greeded weapons just to get a damage down from flatliner 💔

https://klipy.com/gifs/washed-celtics-shaq

[terse zodiac]

you can get a damage down from flatliner?

[low hearth]

yea if u stand in the aoe

[terse zodiac]

huh

i stand in it everytime

[low hearth]

the big ass white line

thats my first time doing that dang

[rapid whale]

aw yeah alt 3 got thew eapon this week

natty drop so nobody can even blame me

[thin fox]

dead game

no tanks

[sleek moon]

i think those are the sideway meteor portals, flatliner is just the arena split cast itself

majestic meteorsomething

[low hearth]

oh

yea majestic meteorwrath or whatever

[sleek moon]

majestic meowrath

[thin fox]

i would weally like some twines and shines this week mr. yoshi p

[raw sand]

Haha starving Victorian child

[low hearth]

can you tank m12

[thin fox]

had to do a CRAZY adjust in m9

[rapid whale]

ur better

[thin fox]

blm said they would fake melee

we get to hell in a cell

they take ranged tower

#ThankGod4Smudge

[rapid whale]

the goat

[thin fox]

look at the replay @ 6:55 https://www.fflogs.com/reports/m1dPKfrLZN8g6jAt?fight=last&view=replay&position=424993

[rapid whale]

smudge is the best skill in the game

[terse zodiac]

loooong live the king

[low hearth]

GGs

[terse zodiac]

huge W

[low hearth]

holy shit it makes noise

[rapid whale]

grats

have melees just stopped hitting flails altogether now LMAO

[thin fox]

[rapid whale]

deserved for passing on boots

the rng gods said you clearly dont want it bad enough

[low hearth]

the cleave technology goes crazy

[dapper zealot]

is xivanalysis failing to fetch for anyone else?

[rapid whale]

nop works fine for me

[dapper zealot]

wtf I'm getting bullied

[rapid whale]

holy fuck 785 ilvl req

[dapper zealot]

mb

[thin fox]

i HAVE t he boots 😭

[rapid whale]

gross

[thin fox]

790 boots > 770 basic melds crafted

[rapid whale]

ur n ot wrong

[thin fox]

i need to clear 12 this week i might just try clear it before friends

12p2 is free on picto i assume. the only thing i imagine being annoying is the rep2 2m.

though i assume you just hold buff if youre defam

until youre back in

since p2 has like

no movement

[grand mesa]

u either 1st gcd and rip it off cd or delay

yea

[thin fox]

0gcd on picto sludge

[grand mesa]

delay is probably least ass

[amber fable]

Man i haven't got a single loot from m10..

Since week 2

This is a sign....

[low hearth]

same

[tranquil fjord]

quick question, i had someone tell me im basically the devil for playing r2 phys ranged in m11s, why does that matter?

do casters get any benefit from being r2?

i always thought its just down to preference

[thin fox]

it doesn't technically matter it's just standard for caster to play r2. though for m11s specifically being r1 means you have to move extra far for weapons.

[tranquil fjord]

weapons r randomized no?

if u mean tornado phase

[thin fox]

the first two weapons sets I mean

[tranquil fjord]

going clockwise or counterclockwise is randomized

ahhh

[thin fox]

they always have g1 be the outer group

[tranquil fjord]

so its just abt 5 secs where u have to move extra which shouldnt be a big deal if u use ogcds

[thin fox]

because from e.g. the g1 sword spot to the r1 scythe spot is the furthest any player has to run

[tranquil fjord]

oh i thought it would matter throughout the entire fight xD

damn ppl making a big deal i thought i was actually commiting a sin or smthg

[thin fox]

it doesn't really matter for anything outside weapons but considering most casters probably have their instant casts planned out for r2 switching to r1 wouldn't be trivial

someone like a picto can adjust with smudge but if you play e.g. black mage you just have to change your rotation

[tranquil fjord]

oh that makes sense

thank u for explainin

[thin fox]

m11 is a very heavy movement fight and there's not rly much in the way of movement tools to spare

so most casters would probably not like being pushed into the r1 slot especially over someone like a dancer who not only doesn't have to cast but has several stacks of en avant to dash around

[grand mesa]

You fuck over the caster, pretty much

you have free movement

might as well give the caster the easiest spot

while casters might still have movement for it either way

there's no reason to make it harder on them lol

[tranquil fjord]

i mean honestly if i prefer to play r2 i wont adjust to r1 just bcs the person is playing a caster

if neither of us can flex r1 theres no reason to lowkey bash me

[iron jewel]

you could at least offer to do the far meteor spot on meteors at least.

[trim frost]

convention is that phys ranged is r1 and caster is r2

[iron jewel]

if you're going to insist on being r2.

[trim frost]

while it helps to know both positions you should also expect the majority of standard comps to refer to this

[tranquil fjord]

this is fine for me

[iron jewel]

like, in most fights it really doesn't matter which ranged spot the caster/pranged takes, but m11s is sort of...I very much felt like I was griefing my static's caster by being r2 until they finally said to swap.

[terse zodiac]

low key my phys range friend is a r1 only andy and i don't really feel a difference on blm between the two, i use the same amount of instas

but objectively it is slightly less movement

[grand mesa]

My main point is that it takes much less effort for you to swap to r1 than it does the caster to do so in that fight, really.

also

r1 prange is the norm, so you demanding r2 is very much just asking for every caster you meet to adjust to you

Being inflexible is going to screw you over sooner than later

Specially if you're in PF and you're going to have to deal with all sorts of people

[grand mesa]

I took H2 spots for someone as astro once

I was amazed by how much less I actually have to move during mechanics

[terse zodiac]

i think for bad patterns i had to use sprint before but now as r2 i just dont need it anywhere in the fight

[grand mesa]

yea

I'd have to sprint sword>scythe on h1

same pattern on h2 I can just

[terse zodiac]

sword scythe is so evil 😭

[grand mesa]

slidecast

yeah 😔

I thankfully have the phys range button on astro

so it isn't too bad

but it's annoying when the boss hits you with one once you're out of movement resources

[zealous meteor]

button that turns you into summoner

[grand mesa]

pretty much

love lightspeed

you can have one up for pretty much every movement mechanic in that fight outside of tethers in ecliptic

[daring pine]

lightspeed is great

love the trait that reduces the recast on it

[thin fox]

guess Ill reclear 11

[zealous meteor]

lv110 trait should make lightspeed last 60s per cast

[grand mesa]

I just want it to be 20s

[thin fox]

I feel like I always get jump scared when 10 dies during insane air 2m

i have to m1 as picto again

i would love a twine this week mr yoshida

[sinful brook]

i mean its not bashing its just both of y'all are inflexible

and the one with fewer hardcasts (see: 0) should be the one that could theoretically move anywhere

[random needle]

It is still possible to do R1 even on a caster with more limited movement (shoutout bapple for biting the bullet and doing PCT R1 for my c41)

I even did it myself for a couple pulls, while watching everyone else kill each other/themselves before we could even see meteorain

[grand mesa]

yes

[daring pine]

o sapph you’re on 12 now?

[grand mesa]

but you shouldnt be forcing the caster on it if you're the phys ranged

[daring pine]

gg

[grand mesa]

you're quite literally griefing them for 0 reason outside of your inflexibility

[daring pine]

praying for necklace tonight

please yoshi p

[random needle]

Technically I have been for the last couple weeks

But I haven't actually started progging it yet because I'm slow to reclear/busy on the nights I'd otherwise be able to try it

[daring pine]

honestly fair enough

im gonna do my split arena prog after reclears tonight

[random needle]

I still need a ring from m9... but I'll have that in the next two weeks at least

[daring pine]

i still need necklace

hopefully my m10 reclear doesnt take five years

all i need is gloves

[random needle]

m10, I need two more glazes, a hat, and a gloves
m11, I need the chest and like... 2 twines? I'd like the solvent a lot too but I guess it's not strictly mandatory

[daring pine]

praying for you

[random needle]

Praying for you too

Spookiest part of m10 reclears for me at this point is probably still arena split, especially if I'm on the far side

I love being out of range of the healers

Though I should be able to survive it better now, for some reason I was using manaward during deep varial, which is like... very not needed

[thin fox]

i fucking

hate

melee players

straight up delete the role from the game

[random needle]

What did they do this time

[thin fox]

viper who is jumping off the edge immediately if they ghost their first gcd

[random needle]

?????

[thin fox]

"i need my gauge"

stupid ass viper

[finite plank]

play 2.09 viper

makes life a positive in gauge

felt like i had + 20 more in gauge too much but maybe made triple reawaken easier

[remote gate]

tirple awaken beatdown

[rapid whale]

what if the tech to making rpr viable was sps all along and we just didnt think about it

to make it more gauge positive

[amber fable]

It needs monk like haste

Thats it

[jolly flume]

just delete it from the game

[winged spindle]

[stray forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441502195379077170/1456804517382455309/01.gif

[finite plank]

already at 1.5 i believe

then again, you're the one playing rpr i think

[stray forge]

[jolly flume]

if bapple played rpr I'd remove him from my friends list

and my static

[stray forge]

how to spiritually kill someone in 5 seconds

[finite plank]

is the cast time the same as sam casting

i really think they're just excessively stingy with gallows similar to how gnb's lionheart and gnashing breaks each other

[jolly flume]

harpe?

[finite plank]

harpe breaks gallows for some reason

[jolly flume]

it's faster than the normal 1.5s cast

idr exactly

[stray forge]

everything breaks gallows

even

charging up a harvest moon

[finite plank]

i'd like to think harpe and communio are both 1.5

other than that, it is ridiculously stingy for how everything breaks gallows

even throwing daggers doesn't break raiju

[thin fox]

@jolly flume

i would like to introduce you to some tech

give me a time of day

any minute

[finite plank]

is it turning into a missile and bombing the party and pvp like it's crystaline conflict in a raid

[jolly flume]

right now?

[thin fox]

any hour and minute

[jolly flume]

erm 9:07pm

[thin fox]

https://tenor.com/view/2107-21-07-0907-09-07-907-gif-14245022975836230905

[rapid whale]

wutda

[jolly flume]

[thin fox]

wallah i am serious there is a gif for every minute of every hour

and its the same guy

[jolly flume]

that's a lot of gifs

[dapper zealot]

Wtf

[jolly flume]

it's been 2 days and the song is still playing in my head

I hate this

[thin fox]

long live the king

[finite plank]

arcadion's might

[rapid whale]

my alt managed to clear the tier in full crafted because this group took pity on me letse goo

[grand mesa]

Nonexistent dmg checks..

[worn bluff]

[finite plank]

more of a fixer hp check

[rapid whale]

p1 was actually kinda close

[finite plank]

i still remember dying to 209k damage and i only had 208k hp in week 1 of prog

[worn bluff]

my friend went in with ungeared alt and forgot to eat food and died to fixer

[finite plank]

while i stare at the geared dps with 221k health

fucking privilege rollers...

[jolly flume]

that's just healer brain check

[worn bluff]

nice sandbag for anyone who gets extra 1 min at end

[jolly flume]

and everything is already a healer brain check so

[rapid whale]

ya lol

[jolly flume]

nothing new

[finite plank]

meh, being poorer than a pf healer in gear sucked

[jolly flume]

i don't think that's even possible

I have under 205k in full bis

[finite plank]

i got 1 bracelet and that's all with 2 questionable normal raid pieces

[worn bluff]

it’s pretty noticeable when we get a healer that doesn’t mit in p1. suddenly everyone is 20k lower after everything

[jolly flume]

doorboss is like the limit of what they can make a fight before sages get locked out of pf

[finite plank]

healer's i've had had shoes or hats in pf + a bit of accs lots of healer shuffling, had 1 fully crafted healer which was a helper

[jolly flume]

[rapid whale]

my friend recently quit a static whose sch was like, ridiculously under mitting

like the only person i have seen mit less is wk

[jolly flume]

babysitting shitters

that refuse to press buttons

[rapid whale]

they had the gall to say the team wasnt mitting enough when every person in the party, except them, was 90+ on hps

[finite plank]

also week 2 i believe? they were geared on blm with wep and came to heal which well, we did pass p1 but still

[rapid whale]

while they were single digit

cant make this shit up

[jolly flume]

melees bitching about feint during 2 min

[finite plank]

i pity drgs that are in charge of a 2m feint if it's at the very start of a 2m

[random needle]

My bad?

[rapid whale]

n

[thin fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

how it feels to give up and just hit holy in white

[random needle]

I'm trying to think which melees are actually even kinda screwed for pressing Feint during 2m and it seems like they're all just coping

Surely you can just... press it early? Or find something, anything to weave in a later slot so people don't explode?

[rapid whale]

a habit i c a lot of people fall into is

they think they must hit it only when the cast bar is on the scren

but ya like you said hitting it early is usually bis

if it's not covering multiple hits, it's actually bis to cast it asap so that the mit falls off immediately after the hit so that it's back up asap

case and point p1

if you do it like 1st gcd you get it back up for the stack/spread hit + the next fixer

but if you wati for the first fixer cast bar, it won't be

[craggy marsh]

Please understand it's hard for them to press a non damage OGCD

[random needle]

I usually try to hold my Addle until just before some castbars in m9 because I can mit two raidwides with good timing, but if you're just trying to mit Fixer? Then yeah, no excuse

[craggy marsh]

Casters and Melee just forgetting that addle and feint exist but then bitch at the tank and healers for not mitting enough

[random needle]

I remember Addle exists, I'm just a dumb who forgets the best spots to use them sometimes

[rapid whale]

wait are you sure

i distinctly remember m9s having a bunch of raid wides like 16s apart

so it makes you think you can cover two but cant

[craggy marsh]

Before adds you can catch the 2 raidwides that come out I think?

[rapid whale]

hmm

[craggy marsh]

m9 is a blur to me tho since I just turn brain off for that fight and press buttons

[rapid whale]

i feel u

goes by so fast every week im always like, "uhhhhhhhh whats next?? oh right.."

[craggy marsh]

I forget she has mechanics after undead deathmatch

[jolly flume]

I forget she has mechanics

every week in reclears I literally ask everyone wait what happens here

[craggy marsh]

M10 will always be fun to me

I just like duo bosses

I hate how rare they do duo bosses in this game beyond alliance raids

[jolly flume]

and then it's a raidwide because the only thing vamp does is cast raidwides

she has five different named raidwides like can we be fr

[craggy marsh]

her and hydaelyn having multiple raidwides that all do the same thing

[zealous meteor]

everything is a raidwide if you stand in the wrong spot

[rapid whale]

they shoulda made us do pairs/lp during the first adds

[zealous meteor]

vamp fatale is venat's shard on the ninth!!!!

[zealous meteor]

why the fuck did they not

[jolly flume]

would that make it more fun

[rapid whale]

no

[jolly flume]

it's still at the same level of trivially whatever

I miss the frog

frog was fun

[craggy marsh]

Tbh M11 is probably the fight I like the least bc for 4 minutes he repeats the same mechanic

[rapid whale]

i remember feeling like a god when i could do arcady fever even w/ subtractive casts

[craggy marsh]

but M9 kinda does that too

[jolly flume]

👈 👈 👈 👈 🪩 👉

[rapid whale]

surprise it's always the same gcd timing

[craggy marsh]

M1 and M5 were amazing first floor fights imo

even tho LHW was on the easy side

I appreciated M1

[rapid whale]

m1 clones broke my brain until it clicked

the great boss relative or true north debate

[craggy marsh]

M9 i'm starting to not enjoy much after a bit bc nothing in her fight is really memorable for me beyond adds

[wicked delta]

I dont want to reclear that fight

Its not fun man

[craggy marsh]

coffinmaker exists I guess but it dies super fast

[rapid whale]

i hate that sob

[wicked delta]

Let me reclear M10 instead

[rapid whale]

it keeps interrupting my cast by dying

you know you can just join m10 parties right

you dont have to actually do m9 lol

[craggy marsh]

ya you can skip 9 if you don't need gear from it anymore

[wicked delta]

Obviously

But I want loot for my alt jobs

So I kinda have to

[craggy marsh]

aah

[rapid whale]

alt jobs he said

said the picto one trick but gears jobs for no reason

[wicked delta]

If I don’t have gear on my supports then I will get killed by God

[craggy marsh]

I want to play something other than tank one of these years

but tank is just so fun idk

enhanced rampart fucks

[worn bluff]

that’s just her AoE combo

[jolly flume]

clear 12 and convert your books

[craggy marsh]

this week i'm gonna stop the opps from winning

[rapid whale]

hell yeah

[craggy marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172737854468788286/1446526015257055294/meme.gif

[wicked delta]

Chiyo I think I am literally too stupid to get through idyllic

[rapid whale]

you'll be fine

it seems like a lot then 100 pulls of it, you get used to it

i think theres even sims of it now

[jolly flume]

how are we folding this easily bruh

where is the ego

you wouldn't make it in blue lock.

[wicked delta]

Don’t blame me for being self aware

[wicked delta]

Thats what my friend said but im like

?????

I literally don’t know what the fuck im looking at

[jolly flume]

idk I run around screaming six seven like a child and I can clear 12 so it can't be that hard

you're not supposed to know what the fuck you're looking at man

that's the point

[wind cypress]

is risky uptime the difficulty for tanks for this tier? m10s and m11s feel that way lol

[rapid whale]

Nothing's risky if you know what you're doing

[uncut pebble]

😭😭😭

[jolly flume]

if you actually go for the uptime sure

you can still throw a ranged attack for every single section where it looks sus and kill the boss though

not that I recommend it

[wind cypress]

I get 2k more dps on paladin than my other tanks unless I'm chefs kiss perfectly aligned between the boss and the next spot they're going

[jolly flume]

they can all do weapons without ever dropping a gcd for tomahawk so that's just a gameplay issue

tomahawk or any ranged gcd idk why I said tomahawk

[wind cypress]

yeah I have to resist throwing shield lob or tomahawk and taking the extra 0.2s to get into melee range before they zip away xD

[dapper zealot]

Tomahawk

[wicked delta]

Tomahawk Tuah

I wonder what happened to that girl

[dapper zealot]

She made crypto

[rapid whale]

Probably living off the crypto scam money no

[dapper zealot]

You can figure the rest

[stray forge]

enjoying her money from her scam coin

[wicked delta]

Thats what I would do

[rapid whale]

Eat the rich

[dapper zealot]

Honestly same

[wind cypress]

and in m10s in the beginning getting between the bosses movement points while watching where the team mate i going so I don't get blown-up-clipped when they move suddenly to adjust for their dps, do we just sit back and throw ranged gcds inbetween 1st and last positions? lol

[jolly flume]

hard to blame her for capitalizing off the entire population's collective brainrot

[wicked delta]

If I sank deep enough to make a scam coin then hell yeah im running away with the money tf 😭

[jolly flume]

it's our fault for thinking she's funny

[wicked delta]

If you wanna play it safe then yeah

[jolly flume]

you always know where the line aoe is going

just because they adjust doesn't mean you have to

[dapper zealot]

It wasn't even us that got her famous

[stray forge]

I didn't think she was funny

[dapper zealot]

Us wokes were too triggered by her obviously

[wicked delta]

I didn’t think she was funny but I also don’t think 67 is funny

The reaction to it is what makes it funny

I say 67 and people send me death threats its funny as fuck

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-67-67-south-park-67-south-park-6-7-gif-13284396363591354590

[random needle]

6 7 is just the "I just thought of something funnier than 24" "what is it" "25" bit from SpongeBob but unironically

[dapper zealot]

69 however

[craggy marsh]

I don't blame kids for laughing at 67 bc I laughed at the fucking letter E in 2016

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tokai-teio-umamusume-uma-67-six-seven-gif-8590503484787777614

[zealous meteor]

🇪

[rapid whale]

Whatever happened to ever word starting with b

[random needle]

🅱️ogos 🅱️inted?

[craggy marsh]

🅱️ everything 🅱️ urns

[wicked delta]

Fell off in favor of E

Which also fell off

[craggy marsh]

every generation has brainrot so I don't fault people younger than me

badger badger badger and other flash brainrot

hell, homestar runner

[stray forge]

Bungo Bounces Buirkily

[craggy marsh]

on who

[zealous meteor]

🅱️ango

[stray forge]

badger?

[wicked delta]

@valid solar is this true

[true beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

[random needle]

LINDWUUUUUURM!!
LINDWUUUUUURM!!

Lindwurm was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still LINDWUUUUUURM!!
LINDWUUUUUURM!!

Fixernating the countryside
Fixernating the peasants
Fixernating all the peoples
And their ELECTROPE-ROOF COTTAGES!!
ELECTROPE-ROOF COTTAGES!!

And de Lindwurm comes in da NIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT

[craggy marsh]

I still can't believe Markiplier fucked the Iron Lung directors wife

[wicked delta]

Da LINDWUUURRMMM

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/burninate-trogdor-homestar-runner-dragon-peasants-gif-5506907337941362972

[true beacon]

As well as the writer and editors!

[craggy marsh]

utterly disgusting

[dapper zealot]

Bruh I'm going crazy trying to find this callout vid from years ago, that people will find anything funny, with a fart sfx to prove a point. And I laughed at it

[jolly flume]

I like trains

[craggy marsh]

tbf

farts are funny

[dapper zealot]

I just want to find the vid

[true beacon]

The first fart joke in a movie was Blazing Saddles

[craggy marsh]

if i'm not allowed to laugh at farts then maybe god shouldn't have made them sound so funny

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-do-the-flop-drop-gif-14353985

Fun fact my sister tried doing the flop and almost broke her nose on the coffee table

[remote gate]

youtube poops are and always will be the peak of comedy

[wicked delta]

Did I help? Eventually

I took the time to laugh at her for 5 minutes until I called our parents

[remote gate]

completely based toby

[zealous meteor]

based based based based based based

[wicked delta]

Its extremely funny to watch someone fall over like a dead fish

[jolly flume]

the flop was just the precursor to diesofcringe

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

everybody do the

[grand mesa]

💹 aoi coin

[remote gate]

https://youtu.be/3MnrAw8Icfs?si=E04c0TzJ_Mpl8FrF

[dapper zealot]

You know what else is funny?

https://tenor.com/view/metal-pipe-gggg-banger-godlike-gif-9885189804401680492

[remote gate]

the peak of comedy

[jolly flume]

WACK (brazilian phonk remix)

[wicked delta]

I sat through that for like 2 hrs straight while this dude progged FRU

[stray forge]

I didnt even find ytps funny in 2008

[jolly flume]

no that was the uh

dubstep remix

[wicked delta]

I mean

You played

A lot of songs

[jolly flume]

tbh I think my new favorite version is the yakuza kiryu one

[wicked delta]

I wish I could send it here

[jolly flume]

do it

🙂

[wicked delta]

Tobias | Gilgamesh - Lich has been muted for 6 hours.

[zealous meteor]

mods pls mute @wicked delta forever for crimes

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-muscle-man-meme-gif-24842373

[jolly flume]

I need to cut up the watashia song tonight for the soundboard

[low hearth]

Bro wtf is “Bailout” in m10s

[jolly flume]

the debuff cleanse explosion in ia2

I think.

[low hearth]

I fucking gap closed to the other boss at the end of ia2 and fucking exploded right before the 2 minute

[jolly flume]

yeah that'll do it

[low hearth]

That fight is so hard

[craggy marsh]

I always see a death at the end of insane air 2

[jolly flume]

it's just annoying

[wicked delta]

I HAVE 5 DAYS TO CLEAR THE TYRANT OH NO

[jolly flume]

because you want to position so that your shit doesnt get interrupted by the dude surfing

but also one of them is literally dead center in the arena

so you don't have much space to work with

[low hearth]

Guess I moved one second too early 💔

[jolly flume]

have you considered like

going in

[wicked delta]

too busy diamaxxing

[low hearth]

Long live the king

[zealous meteor]

you're aeromaxxing

idiot

[jolly flume]

bad catgirl

go do tyrant

[zealous meteor]

you don't get dia until lv72

[wicked delta]

later in the evening you bum

[zealous meteor]

i can't believe the servers #1 homosexual toby assed doesn't want to fight a hot elezen man

[uncut pebble]

where femra

[jolly flume]

do I play the game today or do I subject myself to another evening of react.js

[zealous meteor]

use svelte instead it's better

[stray forge]

React in 2026....

[zealous meteor]

dead

[stray forge]

[jolly flume]

I was gonna put in a PR for the whm section of xiva...

it's not my fault they use it

[zealous meteor]

ok yeah you need react for that

do it

[grand mesa]

c4tobi when

[uncut pebble]

[grand mesa]

tho

I can't help with anything until tomorrow after my static reclears

[jolly flume]

oh vscode 2026 is a thing that exists now

now with 200% more copilotslop

[stray forge]

☠️

[wicked delta]

[stray forge]

Use jetbrains ide

🙂

[zealous meteor]

whar

do you mean visual studio 2026

[jolly flume]

oh it's just visual studio

yeah I can't read

[zealous meteor]

vscode is chromeslop
visual studio is an actual IDE (that's dogshit)

[tired egret]

tbh I use VSC without AI

[zealous meteor]

you know it's bad when the .net developers hate it (they religiously use microsoft software)

[stray forge]

You’re shortslop

How about that

[random needle]

You're shortslop

Sam is shortgem

[zealous meteor]

anyway i fucking hate copilot and they're making it harder and harder to disable

[stray forge]

Be like the rest of the world

[zealous meteor]

so i installed vscodium. which is objectively worse in every way except it doesn't have LLM shit

[stray forge]

Threaten to switch to Linux and then never actually switch

[random needle]

I'm increasingly convinced that Windows 11 poses a greater risk to your computer than unsupported Windows 10 atp

[stray forge]

Oh I thought you meant for windows

[zealous meteor]

and zed, which is also full on the AI train, but the devs have the courtesy to put in a "disable all current and future AI features" button

like wow! devs that aren't full of contempt for people who don't want to use the plagiarism machines! a rare sight

[zealous meteor]

i'm THIS CLOSE to installing xi on linux just so i can go back to never using windows

even if it'll probably be unstable as hell

[stray forge]

You’re unstable as hell how about that

[jolly flume]

I miss atom

[stray forge]

You’re the only person who I’ve ever seen say that

[zealous meteor]

i miss when i had a license for the latest version of sublime text

but i'm not paying 80 bucks again for something that's barely supported by third parties

[grand mesa]

[jolly flume]

long live the king

[zealous meteor]

hmm

i can see why sitri said val was more evil than it

[jolly flume]

I miss when I had the motivation to drag people into content

[random needle]

Inshallah you will drag me and Toby into FRU before 8.0

[jolly flume]

now I only open the game when someone tells me to

[stray forge]

The mmo lifecycle

We are in the “run around in circles in orgrimmar” part of the lifecycle

[jolly flume]

all the joy and whimsy left my body after fru

now I get single digit kills of each fight and call it a day

actually I might break double digits this tier because we still have like 3 weeks of reclears

[uncut pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-sigma-sigma-male-patrick-bateman-listening-to-music-gif-25257116

[zealous meteor]

do you wanna drag me into FRU (i have not unlocked it) (i am not ready for ultimates) (i got like 75% uptime on my m9s clear i am SO NOT READY)

[low hearth]

It’s tyranny time btw

[jolly flume]

idk I'll drag everyone into fru

[zealous meteor]

i COULD have spent the past week improving my gameplay but i got dragged into fishing instead

oopsie

[worn bluff]

ok but there's nothing wrong with lots of m4s

[wicked delta]

can someone else clear m4s for me ill like

idk man

ill sketch ur char

[jolly flume]

bro said I need a pilot

[wicked delta]

i am TOO LAZY

[kind elm]

still waiting on the drawing from the m8s clear

just sayin

[worn bluff]

they couldn’t even afford to get plastic axes and scythes for the themed drink smh

[uncut pebble]

hey...

[wicked delta]

i never cleared m8s

[kind elm]

oh nvm ur washed

[kind elm]

wassup

[uncut pebble]

hai......

[worn bluff]

i didn’t clear any of cruiserweight i should go do m8s for glam

[wicked delta]

besides i only draw hot people

[zealous meteor]

RUDE

[uncut pebble]

[zealous meteor]

wow liv do you see that

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bun-buns-rabbit-white-bunny-gif-7013203308193436927

[zealous meteor]

toby thinks you're ugly as sin

he hates you

he literally hates you and wants you dead

[wicked delta]

i never hate beautiful women

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

get a load of this guy

[zealous meteor]

so you hate me.

you want ME dead.

[wicked delta]

yes

[zealous meteor]

wow.

[zealous meteor]

wow i can't believe this

MODS

MODS HELP

TOBY WANTS ME DEAD

[wicked delta]

what is your problem

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

its literally my JOB to draw hot women

why would i hate beautiful women

[zealous meteor]

then why won't you draw liv

do you hate femroes

is that it

[jolly flume]

no he's just transphobic

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

WHAT THE HELL

[zealous meteor]

i didn't know.

[wicked delta]

i draw my best friend all the time n shes trans

[zealous meteor]

of course the MALE GAMER is transphobic
why am i surprised

[wicked delta]

to be fair i effectively designed her character but STILL

[visual geyser]

💔

[zealous meteor]

"i'm not transphobic i have one (1) transsexual friend"

[visual geyser]

I may be cancelled but even I’m not transohobic

[jolly flume]

I'm not transphobic, just misogynistic

[wicked delta]

most of my female friends are trans but ok

[jolly flume]