endgame-lounge

[grand mesa]

So I have a bunch of dps at 80

[valid solar]

wanna do rolo

[vestal hollow]

did u boost those

[sinful brook]

i level everything because i do it thrtough allied societies

[vestal hollow]

wow

[jolly flume]

I'm at school

🥀

[valid solar]

[grand mesa]

No

Nin and vpr

Drg is still 1

[vestal hollow]

oomf is zane confirmed...

[valid solar]

who is zane

[sinful brook]

the goat

[valid solar]

the only zane I know is the one from lego ninjago

[sinful brook]

cleared tea and top doesn't know waht fell cleave does

has healer lhw damage in m9s

what im saying is he bought his clears obv

[vestal hollow]

got banned from warframe for rmt

[valid solar]

oh wait wait wait is that the guy from a few days ago who complained about geting flamed and then proceeded to get flamed by everyone in lounge

[sinful brook]

bro spent hundreds of dollars on boosts and skips already

yes

[valid solar]

and spent 100's of dollars on skips

[vestal hollow]

yes

[valid solar]

oh that guy

[vestal hollow]

that was like two weeks ago

[jolly flume]

he just like me fr

[grand mesa]

i love asking ppl who bought clears stupid shit about the fights they've "done" just to see what they say

[jolly flume]

its always funny when you see someone with an ultimate weapon in the respective ultimate

[sinful brook]

run dynamis ligma

[jolly flume]

in a prog party

and they are very clearly clueless

[vestal hollow]

you ask them about some fake strat for a mechanic

is the trick

[grand mesa]

"where do u pull boss during uptime wormhole"

[jolly flume]

mrhappy braindead sunrise

[low hearth]

[zealous meteor]

"so how would you resolve can opener 1?"

[jolly flume]

with lesbians

[sinful brook]

lesbian can opener strat goated

[jolly flume]

I still dont get that joke

[vestal hollow]

stares at the lalafel in the room

[sinful brook]

me neither

[jolly flume]

is it that only men can open bottles and cans

😭

[sinful brook]

people keep saying it though

nah its men don't know what a can opener is probably

rather the straights

[jolly flume]

I mean I guess they're right

I don't think I ever used a can opener until I was like 20 because we just never had any canned food or whatever around the house

took me a while to figure it out

[sinful brook]

i use the can knife attachment on swiss army knives

[zealous meteor]

if there are no lesbians in the party, you wipe. gg, disband, try again

if there is one lesbian in the party, it's simple. she baits all the cleaves

if there are two or more lesbians in the party, the boss picks one to cleave after every 360 degree rotation. check for debuffs

[zealous meteor]

just stab the can

it's weaker than you

[wicked delta]

I used to stab cans with a knife to open them

Not entirely optimal

But I found it fun

[grand mesa]

I'd do that if it didn't also completely fuck the knife's cutting edge

I'll just stick to openers

[sinful brook]

i use this

learned how to do it like 25 years ago at this point lol

its just muscle memory

[vestal hollow]

mmm...

[grand mesa]

Do you use the little hook thing for leverage

And slowly seesaw it around the opening

[valid solar]

I dont actually know the last time ive gotten food/ingredients in a can, usually its plastic wrapping or a jar

[jolly flume]

you hook it under the rim of the can yeah

then you just

mash the other end agains the lid

[jolly flume]

I usually don't either but there's a couple things I can only get in cans so

thats why I didn't touch a can opener until I was like 19 or 20 because that's when I started cooking everything myself

chipotles in adobo my beloved

[valid solar]

like spaghetii o's

[grand mesa]

I still eat canned food from time to time

[valid solar]

I love spaghetii o's

[sinful brook]

yeah pretty much

[deep gale]

spaghetti o's my beloved

[sinful brook]

problem is its made for right handed people

[deep gale]

havent had them since college I should go get some

[jolly flume]

what'a a spaghetti-o

[sinful brook]

and im left handed

[grand mesa]

rip

[sinful brook]

look at chiyo

fucking flexing his privilege

[grand mesa]

Spaghetti circles in tomato sauce

[sinful brook]

never had a spaghettio

[dull drum]

real ones get the wheres waldo version

[grand mesa]

I'm Asian and we don't have those here

[valid solar]

we dont have em here either, but I used to eat em all the time when I was in the US

[jolly flume]

I'm sure we have them my mom would probably just rather feed me plain white rice than that

[grand mesa]

If we're in dire straits

[valid solar]

who in this channel isnt asian actually

theres probably a 80/20 split of asians to others

[grand mesa]

We cook rice and put whatever we have on hand to go with it

[dull drum]

i think the only canned food i ever ate sometimes was chicken noodle soup

[jolly flume]

we got canned soups sometimes

progresso clam chowder isnt half bad

[grand mesa]

I remember eating rice and soy sauce as a kid

[dull drum]

dire? this my entire life home meal plan

💀💀💀

[jolly flume]

rice and furikake

all you need

ngl

[valid solar]

rice with either sambar or chicken curry (mostly ghee rice though) and fried chicken has been my lunch for like the last 5 years

[grand mesa]

I'd rather have some protein with my rice if I can afford it these days

[dull drum]

i think theres a coco ichi near me i should try it

had some bomb ass chicken curry in osaka

literally godlike

[jolly flume]

I make a lot of different stuff for myself but a decent chunk of the time it's just some form of chicken thighs bc I buy like 3-4 pounds of it every week lol

[grand mesa]

I toss chicken in the fryer if i cbf to make anything

[sinful brook]

i keep it simple when its just food for myself

[worn bluff]

i wish i had chicken curry every day

[jolly flume]

salt pepper garlic powder smoked paprika

ezpz

[valid solar]

chicken curry is the rare one, usually its sambar or ghee rice

ghee rice is my personal favorite

when its made properly that is

[jolly flume]

I do more complex stuff on weekends pretty often though just because I enjoy cooking

[zealous meteor]

eh you don't need protein

[jolly flume]

in another life I'd have gone to culinary school and then found out about the 14 hour days and given up

[grand mesa]

I feel awful if I'm living off just carbs lol

[dull drum]

idk i never paid attention to carbs or anything i just eat

[wind cypress]

same, feel best with only a little crabs

[dull drum]

meanwhile my friends are crunching the math on carbs harder than they STUDY THE FUCKING RAIDPLANS TO CLEAR

fucking pmo

[jolly flume]

idk

[valid solar]

I enjoy food

a little too much

[jolly flume]

that just takes the joy out of eating

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

I fucking love food

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

just don't eat like an insane person and whatever you're shoving down your throat is probably fine

[dull drum]

i love mercury

😇

[wind cypress]

sausage, bacon, eggs, cheese blocks - yum with no sugar just a yes amount of saturated fat - maybe should add some olive oil in to balance it out xD

[craggy marsh]

don't tell me what I can't shove down my throat

[dull drum]

[jolly flume]

at least you said what and not who

I expected worse

[craggy marsh]

nah that's too freaky

[wicked delta]

People aren’t edible

Why would you shove a person down your throat?

[grand mesa]

I should call him

[wicked delta]

Oh

[craggy marsh]

[wicked delta]

Yeah nevermind im fucking stupid

[jolly flume]

[valid solar]

are you old enough to be in this channel mr toby

[sick reef]

my co tank in lvl 90 endsinger trial 🔥

[wicked delta]

Cant a man be a little dented sometimes

[shy obsidian]

bro's a smurf

[valid solar]

holy peak

[dull drum]

bro spent 16 dollars on an outfit but couldnt afford a job boost

🥀

[stray forge]

I hate carbs grrr

[shy obsidian]

bro hates carbuncles :(

[zealous meteor]

[valid solar]

fashion over function

its only took an hour but my ecliptic pf filled

[shy obsidian]

i'm so tempted to buy this for my lalafell alt

[valid solar]

I sure hope we see ecliptic

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-still-in-love-gif-4544252435529254790

[stray forge]

My approach to life every day

[grand mesa]

gl wiping to arena split

[valid solar]

oh wait did you clear

[stray forge]

No

[shy obsidian]

but hmmm
should I buy a story skip for my alt instead? but the dress is so pretty...

[valid solar]

wanna join me in ecliptic hell

[stray forge]

I haven’t touched this game since we cleared for Sam

[valid solar]

ah I see

[grand mesa]

that was a funny instance

[grand mesa]

Where is ur alt

[shy obsidian]

levivi

athan

[grand mesa]

Ah.

[stray forge]

I can’t

[zealous meteor]

damn you disappointed them

[stray forge]

Not until static clears m10

Again

[grand mesa]

oh

[stray forge]

Reclears*

[grand mesa]

How long did it take last week

[shy obsidian]

surely being in leviathan isn't too bad of a queue debuff

[jolly flume]

[stray forge]

Well

You see

[valid solar]

we wiped to tropy weapons

its peak

[stray forge]

We had to wait 30 minutes into raid time to start doing it bc someone was in a wow dungeon and didn’t want to leave it

[grand mesa]

gg

[stray forge]

[zealous meteor]

wow player? kick them

[grand mesa]

gg

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-dance-cute-fluffy-gif-15415017485564982843

[grand mesa]

immolate them

[jolly flume]

id crash out

[stray forge]

I started crashing out ngl

[zealous meteor]

what song are they dancing to

[grand mesa]

I feel like joining a random prog party

[wicked delta]

Whatever your mind imagines

[wind cypress]

I'm not the only masochist it seems

took 35 "clear" parties to do m10s last week

[low hearth]

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[jolly flume]

dude my neck feels like someone shot it multiple times with a nail gun today

wtf

[wicked delta]

Yeah that was me

I did that

[grand mesa]

My static one shot every fight this week

[low hearth]

Idk m10s reclears are chill for me

[grand mesa]

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

Serves you right

[wind cypress]

this week I did it at 3am on tuesday morning, knocked them out in 30 mins

but waited last week and slept in for work, rip

[valid solar]

guys we might all be idiots

all 4 of us went to h2/r2 spot

[grand mesa]

gg

[stray forge]

Wtf

Have the parties actually gotten worse

What is that shit

[shy obsidian]

grou XD

[stray forge]

Yeah I’m just not pfin that anymore

Even after I’m done with nioh

[remote gate]

<<traveler>>

[wind cypress]

think I've spent about 12 hours clear ready in m11s farming enrage, someone said the average for pf is like 30 hours so I have a ways to go

[grand mesa]

I cleared after 24

[stray forge]

I’m at 30 already

[grand mesa]

I'd have cleared sooner if ppl weren't terrorists

[zealous meteor]

mb

[low hearth]

mb

[random needle]

I came to the conclusion that trying to manage PF was too much for me so I'm breaking from the tier for a bit to recollect myself

[grand mesa]

Understandable

[stray forge]

So true bestie

[dull drum]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

[random needle]

I either need to reset my expectations somehow, or find a more proficient static for next tier I think

[shy obsidian]

it's a good dress alright 😭

[grand mesa]

finding a good static might help

[wicked delta]

I might look for a static at some point

But its also hard because I don’t know what my expectations are if that makes sense?

Like I want to say “oh idc when we clear” but I feel like I absolutely would start caring at some point idk

[grand mesa]

I think

[random needle]

I need a static that's more stringent than my last one but I also don't think I'm built for a w1 group

[grand mesa]

most people just want a static with people that can prog at a reasonable pace

and are willing to take accountability and ask for feedback when they're struggling with something

[random needle]

... which is an absolutely titanic difference in expectations

[sick reef]

he had a plan (die to every TB)

[stray forge]

Just say you don’t want to be stuck on the same fight for more than 2 weeks idk

[random needle]

I feel like it depends on the group and role and specific fight design, is the thing

In my prev group, I wouldn't have minded being stuck in m11 for 2-3 weeks because that's a complex fight with understandable failure points across roles

[grand mesa]

I'm in a midcore group

we cleared week 3 with 3 hour days

but everyone still did their job and studied

[wicked delta]

Honestly if we clear the whole tier by like week 3-4 then I would be a happy guy

I dont expect week 1 tier clear like

[random needle]

For m9, being stuck there for two weeks drove me insane because I felt like I understood the fight from top to bottom after 1 lockout, but we kept wiping to other stuff again and again

[wicked delta]

Ever

At my current skill lvl lol

[grand mesa]

oh.

my uh

[stray forge]

That’s faster than most groups imo

[grand mesa]

static cleared m9 from fresh in half a lockout

[stray forge]

[jolly flume]

the first thing you do is ask a group about the highlights and lowlights of their last prog and if they give you stale canned non-answers you say "thanks I'm not interested" and move on

and if you get actual answers back

that's pretty good insight into if the group will make you want to die or not

[wicked delta]

And thats what I would like

[random needle]

Yeah exactly

But my expectations and experience were VASTLY different from other people in the group

[vestal hollow]

i heard about your crashout from liv

[stray forge]

Yeah I’d look for like high midcore

[random needle]

In my head, "I don't care when we clear" was "a couple weeks on 9, maybe 2-3 weeks on 10, but steady prog"

[vestal hollow]

yall had some specimens in there

[stray forge]

A couple weeks on 9 is crazy

I’d crash our

Out

[jolly flume]

just never play with players that you're not fully confident in skill level-wise unless you're explicitly okay with clearing at their pace

[random needle]

If nothing else, that group taught me that lesson well enough I don't think I'll ever forget it

[jolly flume]

"we're friends" is not a good enough reason

[wicked delta]

A week max on 9 is what I could tolerate lmao

[random needle]

I absolutely got my perception of prog pace warped by the DSR group lmfao

[grand mesa]

I've had to stop playing with friends or play with them on an alt that I didn't care about because I wanted to prog faster on my main

[jolly flume]

unfortunately it's also a lot harder to vet more casual players than hardcore ones because they lack history and connections you can talk to so there's more guesswork involved imo

[random needle]

I need to get an alt spun up to current content so I'll have options for that in the future

[wicked delta]

Thats what im doing rn as well

[shy obsidian]

whaddya guys think about this top

[wicked delta]

But tbh I wanna like

Learn more jobs in general

[random needle]

I do still hope to clear m12 before 8.0 happens (and preferably also the 7.5 ult, but I think I'm gonna need help for that), but dealing with PF fried me too bad to deal with that

[wicked delta]

I don’t care for casters but I do feel like I could learn something from playing as one in a raidtier

And I would like to finish a full raidtier on healer

Lol

[shy obsidian]

ngl learning how to melee DPS has been enlightening for me but I still prefer ranged jobs at the end of the day

[vestal hollow]

ill be better

[shy obsidian]

like learning how to greed has been euphoric

[wicked delta]

Honestly I think what I struggle with the most is legit like

Memory mechanics

I need macros man

[shy obsidian]

omg same honestly

idk but i feel like the Lindman will be my personal hell with how I easily forget stuff that happened seconds ago

[jolly flume]

part of being a good player is knowing when to rely on other people to mitigate your own weaknesses

[random needle]

I feel like I could learn something from playing melee too, even if I prefer caster

[dull drum]

i forget to hit mits so its up to my healers to heal me extra 😇

[jolly flume]

we had one guy that idyllic clicked for way faster than everyone else so he just hard carried us with calls

and we ended up clearing before I could even do the mechanic from memory

[random needle]

If you forget Feint and die, that's your fault king

[shy obsidian]

oh you should try it, even if you won't stick with it

[low hearth]

Sheep

[shy obsidian]

still, I feel like I'm gonna go back to dancing and healing in the next set of raids...

[random needle]

Maybe I'll ask my old content static if I can try meleeing one of the EW extremes when we get there, even if I anticipate staying on shield healer for Pandaemonium

[jolly flume]

if you want to have fun on melee

don't do it in endwalker content

[shy obsidian]

samurai in particular is also pretty interesting for melee DPS
I gotta consider a lotta stuff during its rotation

[random needle]

... Wait shit you're right, that's when they gave everything a hitbox bigger than my mom

[wicked delta]

[loud nymph]

true and real

[jolly flume]

p3s is actually kind of ok I think

[shy obsidian]

like, any downtime for samurai will drastically affect its rotation

[jolly flume]

but a lot of the others are

erm

[loud nymph]

abyssos especially

[jolly flume]

SIX SEVENNNNN

[dull drum]

😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-cartman-cartman-south-park-67-67-meme-gif-2202083771461069346

[wicked delta]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-jokes-satire-YuAkXs5K0SYkCtVwdR

[vapid path]

Forced to melee p9s

[random needle]

Samurai optimization is too much brainpower for me to think about I fear

[dull drum]

^

i cant help it when it shows up unannounced

[vapid path]

Have you considered dragoon

[random needle]

I feel like if I did melee, it'd probably be... Dragoon or Monk

[shy obsidian]

why are all the good clothes stuck behind Dawntrail content
I wanna dress up my alts but likeeee

[wicked delta]

It makes me giggle even though I dont even find the meme funny

[random needle]

I know Monk has opti too, but I don't have to worry about gauge management as much I think

[alpine plover]

my healer got this

[vapid path]

Fuck it play ninja actually

[wicked delta]

Damn bruh

[valid solar]

MY BAD

[vapid path]

That's unfortunate

[dull drum]

is traveler a slur in ffxiv

pls comment below

[random needle]

Can't, we have Toni already

[low hearth]

easiest melee I think

[jolly flume]

tabibito

[vapid path]

Double ninja

[wicked delta]

If you’re from Dynamis then yeah

[valid solar]

What the fuck

[dull drum]

[random needle]

What if we had Dokumori on both odd and even minutes

[jolly flume]

no dynamis players in my pfs

[vapid path]

Exactly

[wicked delta]

No Dynamis players

[random needle]

Viper is literally right there dawg

[vapid path]

Dynamis players don't exist

[low hearth]

Oh I forgot viper

[valid solar]

[wicked delta]

Oh my god bruh

[grand mesa]

shush

[wicked delta]

This fucking guy

[low hearth]

Never played

[grand mesa]

its not u

[wicked delta]

Cluegi

[grand mesa]

its me

[wicked delta]

Have you played reaper

[valid solar]

[vestal hollow]

[wicked delta]

Imagine reaper but even easier somehow

[grand mesa]

viper took reaper's spot

[shy obsidian]

oh uh sapphy
does it matter when you do ley lines in your rotation?

[wicked delta]

Thats how viper feels to me

[grand mesa]

viper is just reaper with qol

[valid solar]

Viper is the summoner of melee I fear

People still manage to fuck it up though

[grand mesa]

you want to sync leylines with raidbuffs ideally

[shy obsidian]

so what about the second lines

[grand mesa]

the second use can go wherever

[shy obsidian]

cool beans

[grand mesa]

if you can get close to full uptime it's a good spot to use it

[wicked delta]

I forced my bf off phys range so I could play dnc in pf

[valid solar]

Remember when viper had deaths design but it got removed in 2 weeks because people didn't like it

[low hearth]

Monk is like 1 2 3 though

[wicked delta]

He then proceeded to pick up phys ranged the melee aka viper

[grand mesa]

oh

[dull drum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/s/NnWNzmomR8

[shy obsidian]

idk why I don't like dragoon.. is it because it feels too slow or something?

[dull drum]

guess who it is endgame loungers

[valid solar]

The deaths design that was applied through the melee combo and not a seperate button

[grand mesa]

e-couple dnc/vpr combo...

[dull drum]

[wicked delta]

Get this terrorist off my screen

[valid solar]

Trust me guys deaths design is a good button

You gotta believe me

[random needle]

Yeah, you ideally line up leylines with burst, but you can adjust around it if you can't drop lines during a specific mechanic for whatever reason

[wicked delta]

Coming to ruin your party finder experience

[valid solar]

My goat cooly uchiha

[grand mesa]

ngl

as long as you roll gcd and don't grief

it's w/e

[valid solar]

I can do one of those things

[random needle]

Like in m10, I tend to wait a little to put my lines down during snaking, usually right after the first proteans/puddles

[wicked delta]

Bf basically like

Only plays mch

So I was surprised he was even willing to switch off at all lol

[valid solar]

How good is he at machinist

[worn bluff]

i've been finding it kind of fun but idk if i love how your GCDs are always the same. i know it's the oGCD job and all

[wicked delta]

Hes pretty fucking good at it id say

[grand mesa]

viper is the mch of melees

its fine

[worn bluff]

i guess i kind of miss the no positionals during burst

[wicked delta]

Like he has job fundamentals down

It would be pretty sad if you were a one trick and not even good at the job

[shy obsidian]

i think I'm just a samurai person through and through...

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

[valid solar]

he's pretty fucking good
he's got job fundamentals down

[worn bluff]

i like SAM except for shinten spam

[valid solar]

Those two are pretty far apart

[grand mesa]

tbf

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

no they aren't

[grand mesa]

good fundamentals are

all you need to clear

[jolly flume]

considering that rolling your gcd gets you damn close to orange

[shy obsidian]

it's definitely tough managing the Kenki stuff if I'm being honest, lol

[jolly flume]

on any job

[grand mesa]

content in this game

yea

roll gcd

do dmg

do mech

boss dies

[low hearth]

🤯

[worn bluff]

noted, will shield lob nonstop

[valid solar]

that is indeed why I asked

Maybe my definition of job fundamentals is just a low bar

[low hearth]

some of the opti is annoying

[wicked delta]

Yes

It is lmao

[grand mesa]

the issue is

[low hearth]

had to retire from goon

[grand mesa]

most people in pf don't have fundamentals down

[wicked delta]

Bf can do mechanics and understands his job

I think that already makes him a pretty good player

[grand mesa]

yea

it should

so many people just fail to keep their gcd rolling

so they lose gcds

they lose potency

[dull drum]

mb

[dull drum]

mb

[low hearth]

mb

[grand mesa]

i see sch players get shit uptime because they're allergic to pressing ruin 2 if a broil looks scary

[jolly flume]

job fundamentals is 98-99 uptime, feeding buffs by banking resources properly, and knowing how to use your kit to minimize loss from disengages/movement

if the average player could do that

pf would never hit a dps check again

[wicked delta]

We wiped to a 0.01% in dancing green once

[stray forge]

pee eff

[wicked delta]

My bf immediately started blaming himself for it

I was like

Bro

The picto is doing healer damage

[low hearth]

crit diff

[wicked delta]

The whole party isn’t doing well

Stop being mad at yourself

[jolly flume]

they clear if wildfire could crit

just saying SE

[valid solar]

You need to feed his ego more I fear

[wicked delta]

I don’t think I could even if I tried

[valid solar]

That's the only way to eliminate self doubt

[grand mesa]

what does his analysis look like

solid uptime?

[wicked delta]

Yeah

[grand mesa]

ok

[wicked delta]

Unless he dies but thats like obvious lol

[grand mesa]

u just need to show him his analysis and start glazing him every chance u get

self confidence arc

[wicked delta]

He usually only gets medium or minor recs from analysis lol

I check that shit

[jolly flume]

we had an enrage of m11s week 1 where the boss had 80k hp left and I ended the fight on a rapture because I thought I could get the last misery out

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

my fault gang

[grand mesa]

whm confirmed shit job

gg

[jolly flume]

gg

[clear plume]

AST clears this

[jolly flume]

better player clears this

kick me

[grand mesa]

its time 4 boyfriend glaze arc

i believe in u

[grand mesa]

tbf

your dps players were probably just bad

if ur personal dmg was good that run

[valid solar]

I remember I once had a run where the only thing xivanal had to say was that I overcapped guage by 10

And the parse was a green

[grand mesa]

pls dont abbreviate analysis like that

😭

[wicked delta]

😭

[valid solar]

get your mind out of the gutter

[clear plume]

The discord for its creation used it

[jolly flume]

it was like 2 deaths 5 dds or something

we cleared the next few pulls

just unfort

[vestal hollow]

can u look at my xivanal rq

[jolly flume]

nvm 0 deaths 8 dds

icant

[sinful brook]

got a natty hold 1033 m11 this week

[grand mesa]

this cleared

just kill

[sinful brook]

the hold in question

[grand mesa]

tho

tbf

everyone in this group has tome or raid wep

so ig its not a fair comparison

[valid solar]

Dude

[stray forge]

im still using train weapon

[valid solar]

I was 2 weeks away from getting my tome weapon

[valid solar]

And in my sleep deprived state while I was cleaning out my inventory

[stray forge]

???

[jolly flume]

the enrage

[stray forge]

??????

[jolly flume]

kill like 20 minutes later

[grand mesa]

33k pct

gg

34k pct

gg

[jolly flume]

damage down city

[clear plume]

Damn so that’s why u booted them for bapple

[valid solar]

This guy doxxing his static

gg

[jolly flume]

not like it's private info

[robust shoal]

we're gonna skip 10min burst this wk if people don't die

[worn bluff]

my 1 min got cut off in 12-1 bc someone used LB at 1% missed like half of my final burst

[clear plume]

Listen he’s not telling anybody their name is tryvyn here

[valid solar]

Yeah but you're not supposed to post unredacted logs here remember

[robust shoal]

also I realized our omni caster who got pct weapon wk1 has just been staying rdm for reclears

[clear plume]

Yeah my team is on pace for a 9:35ish clean

[grand mesa]

tbf

[clear plume]

Doing on cd pots for tanks rn

[grand mesa]

having raise for reclears is p good

[robust shoal]

he's a max % of success guy and figures the rez makes reclears smoother than the extra dmg

[valid solar]

Rdm is an expedition 33 reference so I understand why

[grand mesa]

so, who cares

[clear plume]

But can’t do fight clean too hard

[jolly flume]

idr if we've had a clean 11 yet lol

[clear plume]

We have a crazy Strat we started doing tho

Of no tethers always swap sides so you can get launched into boss hitbox

To reduce movement

[valid solar]

I wanted to hear about the wolf moth comp @stray forge

[wicked delta]

I wanna play more healer so bad

[valid solar]

[wicked delta]

But

770 gear

[valid solar]

Doable

[wicked delta]

And I already gave tome wep to dnc

Sadgi

[grand mesa]

i cleared the tier on ex + crafted

its fine

tho

[clear plume]

U can just get knocked across and be there for the fire bait

[grand mesa]

i play ast so my gear matters a bit less

idk

[wicked delta]

Its more that like

[clear plume]

Zero movement start painting funny picture man

[wicked delta]

The ilvl for most parties

[valid solar]

Only a few pfs have started locking to 780

[grand mesa]

make ur own parties

[robust shoal]

yeah crafted+ex is plenty

[valid solar]

You could probably at least do 9 and 10 on 70

[wicked delta]

Is a bit

[robust shoal]

you just want more bc if you get real creatures it stops being enough

[jolly flume]

you can do better damage in 773 than half the pf healers with gear

my alt is still parsing blue

[worn bluff]

dumb question on rep 1 positioning - if someone has to shimmy over to avoid a cone in the first set and gets a double bait, is it most likely because they stood on top of their partner? whereas they should still try to stay as close to their original position as possible?

[clear plume]

Not healer specific

[stray forge]

[wicked delta]

I almost finished my relic so

Maybe I dont have to do train when I get home

[thin tartan]

Tou cant get double bait

[wicked delta]

Lmao

[grand mesa]

uh, yes

[dull drum]

yes

[thin tartan]

Cuz the bait locks before cone aoes spawn

[clear plume]

Dodge backwards, not to partner

[grand mesa]

shift away from the cone

[worn bluff]

i mean like double dark bait

[thin tartan]

Ermm

[dull drum]

ragebait ass statement

[thin tartan]

Thats only if the other bait wasnt close enough

[worn bluff]

ok yeah that's what i was thinking. my melee partner stood on top of me and we died

[jolly flume]

yeah don't do that

but even if you do that like

[clear plume]

Yeah no never stand on top of the other person

[thin tartan]

Kill your melee.

[jolly flume]

just don't move that far lol

[clear plume]

You can like pixel dodge the aoe if you want to the middle and be ok

But

Out is just a lot safer and idk a single job that it’s not between gcds

Drg nin and mnk it all is so

[robust shoal]

I like the rep 1 strat where you just stand max melee and don't have to dodge cones

it looks scary af tho

[jolly flume]

no no o no no no no

[grand mesa]

i know my diagrams are great, yw

[jolly flume]

the cone dodges aren't that bad for me at least

lines up with a dot refresh

I just wiggle a little

[valid solar]

I'm impressed you drew that triangle so well if this was done by mouse in paint

[grand mesa]

it's the kovaaks training

[thin tartan]

My

Cotank

Failing

Dn rep1

7 times ina row:

[grand mesa]

immolate him

gg

does he somehow fuck up fire baits too

😭

[valid solar]

I'm impressed the pf stuck around for 7 failures

Was that during prog or

[thin tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433350116844114031/1471003384722096199/image.png?ex=698e02e8&is=698cb168&hm=198bdd0a0998f58e7a47f61372a4e58794a83ce9b1bf7fb3706dd4ef4cb2cc90&

Its a static

[grand mesa]

glerm

[valid solar]

ah

[grand mesa]

gg

1 57%

love how u can tell you're dying at the exact same spot every time

[thin tartan]

lemme see what that 57 was

[grand mesa]

it's probably the pull he got fire bait

and just had to stand mid

[valid solar]

Val has no faith in this guy

[worn bluff]

yeah i think it was bc we were max melee and the melee didn't want to dodge out while rolling GCD

[valid solar]

He locked in for that one pull trust

[grand mesa]

i'm just a hater

[grand mesa]

😔

[thin tartan]

Unfortunately this actually is correct,

[valid solar]

Did he get fire on the clear too

[worn bluff]

wait wouldn't this contradict needing to dodge a certain way though

[valid solar]

Or did he lock in

[grand mesa]

[jolly flume]

it's about the same time

you can see the casts on the enemy list

[grand mesa]

also

snapshots are funny sometimes

ive seen shit not actually snapshot end of castbar

so, idk

im just careful

[thin tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/glblglblgb-gif-24373863

[valid solar]

Drinking game, go into m11 pf and take a shot every time people wait for the animation on orbital and meteorain wild charge before moving

[grand mesa]

I'd die of alcohol poisoning

[worn bluff]

i think i've actually dodged towards my partner before and been fine, but i don't go all the way to them

[grand mesa]

villy might be correct

and that ppl need to start closer on the other side

[worn bluff]

wait i have DMHS there anyways

comfy

[grand mesa]

but im superstitious

well

if u have a vod theres probably a way to tell

[jolly flume]

it's possible you got double baited because both people on the other side moved too far away yeah

[worn bluff]

i think what it was is, i was slightly closer than the range on the other side, and because my melee partner stood on top of me, we were the closest 2 for dark bait

if they were even 1-2 steps away from me it probably would have been fine

[valid solar]

Yeah sometimes its like that

There was a period of time where I was convinced I was doing something wrong in arena split

But it was actually just someone clipping me

[amber fable]

People die there to lack of mits still....

I should remember to party mit there but I always forget

[robust shoal]

I'm in danger from autos there

I throw out a bunch of self mit just to not fold to autos

[random needle]

I'm really hoping my old content group finally gets past e12sp1 on Friday... I think we're almost there but we keep killing each other/ourselves during lions

[worn bluff]

wait if i dodge out of max melee to avoid cones in rep 1, doesn't that move the boss

or does he recenter for replication

[clear plume]

Yeah that’s classic lions

[worn bluff]

as MT i mean

[clear plume]

It will not improve.

Make the most of every p2 instance bc lions won’t get consistent

[grand mesa]

I give my tank every possible mit during that as ast

pop them a regen before we fly

[robust shoal]

There, meteors, and the final part of the fight are the places I've noticed getting especially hairy

[random needle]

We think we've figured out marker positioning for consistent lion baits on all three iterations but it's probably still gonna be rough

[robust shoal]

Last week I dropped to 17k hp, got an aoe heal, then fall back to 13k near the end of the fight

[grand mesa]

ive never had an issue during meteors

but i also use macrocosmos during meteors

[clear plume]

When tanks get wind and lose an extra their entire hp bar during the knock up

Is the funniest shit

[robust shoal]

Meteors I died to damage during prog multiple times

[grand mesa]

i also dump a bunch of stuff into ecliptic

[robust shoal]

But I put vigil there so it's k now

[grand mesa]

maybe im putting too much there

but idk

im tired of dying to shit

so i will Not Die To Shit™

[robust shoal]

I developed a really good personal mit plan but as the weeks go on I forget a usage here and there

[grand mesa]

and then u explode?

[clear plume]

Me “forgetting” to mit in my opener as soon as we stop wiping to the first raidwide

[grand mesa]

erm

[valid solar]

real gamers "forget" to mit because someone gave them a DD 2 minutes ago

[clear plume]

I just yell at my teammates for doing that

[robust shoal]

I've been ok so far but it kinda annoys me that I have the type of memory where I'll super fine-tune things during prog then not recall the deep specifics later

[clear plume]

[robust shoal]

or maybe that's just a regular memory

[clear plume]

Call me toxic at least I’m not shit

[robust shoal]

I do go by feel/muscle memory a lot though I feel

[grand mesa]

if my melees do that im going to reach across my monitor to strangle them

[grand mesa]

i forget shit between reclears sometimes

it happens

[worn bluff]

actually most of the POVs i'm watching, people just still dodge towards their partner if there's a cone in rep 1, just not all the way. seems ok as long as ranged aren't too far away

[robust shoal]

ofc it's easier to remember stuff when you're on your 20th hour that week vs later when you did it for half an hour a week ago

wk2 9/10 reclears were hilarious

[grand mesa]

i

had a cursed week

where we were hardstuck m9 for an hour

then proceeded to oneshot m10-12

[robust shoal]

[grand mesa]

fucking bats man

[robust shoal]

Last week was like 8 pulls for 5 floors

Let's see if people remember the fights this week

Our TOP reclears alternated between ez and struggle because we'd kill in two pulls then the next week was like idk bro last time I got any practice on this was two weeks ago

[grand mesa]

we got reclears done in 2 hours this week

good enough

[robust shoal]

nice

[grand mesa]

m10 last week was cursed bc we had a shield heal fill that did regen caster in bubble in their static

and didnt realize it was 2 healers taking it with our strats

so we wiped to specifically that tower three times 😭

[robust shoal]

💀

[clear plume]

I’m a fan of the all 8 get in there and let rng decide the uptime

[grand mesa]

that'd be funny

[dull drum]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[grand mesa]

but i also dont want to move while i have to heal

so ill pass

i guess the technically optimal thing to do is both melees

but we dont talk about or acknowledge that

[clear plume]

The optimal thing I think is actually tanks so u can lb cheese the explosions

Farm that shit

[grand mesa]

[clear plume]

No dps check phase? We SHIELDING brother

Put the concit in the bag

[jolly flume]

we did melees week 1 literally just so they could stop getting JFK'd

[vestal hollow]

gamers,

[jolly flume]

nobody else's damage mattered

[grand mesa]

gamer

[clear plume]

When is ur static renaming to noble and the kittens

[vestal hollow]

im not a g*mer

[jolly flume]

when everyone else starts meowing idk

don't look at me i've been on that shit

[clear plume]

I can’t wait for next expack when the new prange is the gear feed meta

[jolly flume]

SURELY

[valid solar]

surviving vamp stomp unmurdered is lowkey harder than any mechanic in 10 or 11

[jolly flume]

I will make my triumphant return to physical ranged and the role will be restored to its heavensward glory

[stray forge]

They moving

[jolly flume]

who are we kidding it'll just be buff kitten #3

[valid solar]

please yoshi p just give us the duel wield gun job

[stray forge]

Ur buff kitten #1 in my heart

[jolly flume]

actually chain stratagem is a debuff

[clear plume]

I just use the dual wield gun mod for dnc

[stray forge]

It will come with the FFX-2 collab

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-yuna-final-fantasyx2-gun-gif-17501846

[clear plume]

X-2 isn’t even canon anymore with ffx stage plays

They just pretend it didn’t happen bc it’s story is that bad they just didn’t want to adjust it

[stray forge]

[worn bluff]

m9 is my worst floor i have the lowest median and high because i always die to bat

skill issue

[grand mesa]

stop the yappin and spam that ranged gcd

you probably purple bc the median in that fight is low anyways

[vestal hollow]

guys

is assylummaxxing and soilmaxxing so my healer's cortisol levels don't spike when i get brutally frame mogged by the next raidwide the best way to help out a pure healer

[worn bluff]

i do sit back and ranged i'm just dumb and move in at the wrong time

it's not greed it's stupidity

[grand mesa]

ah

[robust shoal]

when we did that c41 I kept dying to vamp stomp bc I was like ok I think this is a good distance but I'll take one step back bc I know they're bigger than I think

[worn bluff]

i died to bat and was on the floor for 20s and it was still purple idk what people are doing in this fight

[robust shoal]

then the aoe was one step bigger than that

[jolly flume]

surely the next step will do it

[robust shoal]

my static does some monka uptime stuff there, I was unprepared

[worn bluff]

yay i did it. oh i forgot there are AoEs behind me

[robust shoal]

also it's uptime for tanks instead of melee which is kinda backward but w/e

that's how we ended up doing it wk1

[grand mesa]

ah

fair

that c41 was fun

[robust shoal]

ye

[grand mesa]

but i live for the scuffed ass pulls

[jolly flume]

awful pulls are the fun pulls

when you get to actually play healer instead of a 1 button autorotation job

[grand mesa]

I love play whack a mole with people getting dds

and me ed'ing them before they die to something else

[vestal hollow]

val

[grand mesa]

hi

[vestal hollow]

when r we hopping on deadlock...

[grand mesa]

i have it installed

when do you get back from work

[vestal hollow]

ermmm

too late i fear

[grand mesa]

they hate me chat

[vestal hollow]

💔

ur my opp

[valid solar]

we're playing deadlock

[vestal hollow]

another oomf kidnapping me perhaps

[valid solar]

gg

[worldly grotto]

Deadlock

[sinful brook]

Yeah play the little chudling

[trim frost]

deadlock sounds like a double whammy of a bad time for me

[valid solar]

im ngl

[trim frost]

i’m so bad at both hero shooters and mobas

[valid solar]

its really hard

[vestal hollow]

my chud daughter celeste

[trim frost]

yeah no thank you

i’ll just

[jolly flume]

pvp games make me mad

[trim frost]

stare at fan art

[jolly flume]

and I'd rather not be mad

[vestal hollow]

oomf keeps sending me clips

[grand mesa]

i just whimsymax

[vestal hollow]

to try and get me to play

[vestal hollow]

you?

[grand mesa]

ive been playing overwatch with friends

i just play torbjorn and run it down

[vestal hollow]

interesting

[grand mesa]

glerm

[vestal hollow]

[vestal hollow]

glorp erm

[worldly grotto]

Apollo out tomorrow he's gonna be a menace

[jolly flume]

last time I played overwatch with my friends we went on an 8 game win streak but I was playing mercy the entire time so did it really count

[robust shoal]

who hopping on HotS with me

[stray forge]

My friend was like top 8 NA in that game back when it actually existed

[robust shoal]

I played a mean Diablo and Li-Ming

[stray forge]

He still plays it sometimes

[vestal hollow]

[stray forge]

Just let it go vro it’s been 5 years

6

[grand mesa]

were u having fun

[stray forge]

Maybe 7

[grand mesa]

healer in ff, healer jail in ow 🥀

[jolly flume]

I was holding right click on a pharah

[grand mesa]

u were the kitten...

[stray forge]

Chiyo is 100% a subby rper for his chad pharah

[robust shoal]

My first couple games of HotS I got matched vs smurfs with teammates who didn't know what towers did so it placed me in giga pisslow and I won like 70 of my next 100 games

[wicked delta]

I played Overwatch like

A liiiitle bit

Not enough to say I had any real experience with it tbh

But I liked playing Sombra n Widow aka I was probably the most annoying motherfucker on the field

[trim frost]

i think i have like a total of two hours in ow1 playing against bots and that’s it

[jolly flume]

most annoying is mei players

and it wasn't even close

[stray forge]

I played Ana so most annoying for me was fucking tracer

Altho sometimes I combo killed them immediately

Which was funny

[jolly flume]

swap brig

bully them until they uninstall

[stray forge]

If one more person

[grand mesa]

i love playing brig

[stray forge]

Sends me a fake fucking message is not publicly available meme

Ima crash out

[vast jacinth]

See just dont get messages easy fix

[vestal hollow]

give me 10 seconds.

[valid solar]

HoTS is finished man

I used to play the fuck out of E.T.C back in 2016

[random needle]

Hall of the Snovice?

[valid solar]

heroes of the storm

blizzards moba

[valid solar]

were you a release brig player

[random needle]

I don't think I've ever actually played a MOBA in my life

[grand mesa]

i didnt play this game until a few months ago

[valid solar]

ok good

brigitte when she released in OW1

[vestal hollow]

val is just cracked

i fear

[valid solar]

have you tried out any of the new heroes yet

I really fw emre and mizuki

[grand mesa]

i need to give them a shot later

but im a i like playing my comfort heroes typa person

so its likely i wont touch them much unless i really vibe w them

[valid solar]

I see

[grand mesa]

I'm also a lifeweaver main, sorry not sorry

[valid solar]

lifeweaver is p chill, demon rocker is better than the mythic I fear

such a peak skinline

[grand mesa]

I like the flower druid whimsy

but also

the effects r just pretty

[loud nymph]

elite tauren chieftains?

I didn't know they were playable in hots tbh

[valid solar]

it was a minotaur rock star based off the band

[true beacon]

I haven’t played since Echo

[clear plume]

Play league of legends

It’s the best game

[remote gate]

dont do it

youll desire the sweet release of death

[trim frost]

aram mayhem is kinda funny

don't play real games tho

[winged spindle]

74 on M9S

I got a DD because I LB at the wrong time, so I picked the wrong tower x( mb

I need to see how I place my 2min during the Meteor for M11S

[rapid whale]

nice job

[stray forge]

how often do you think he showered

[clear plume]

You can prep a PB before the knock up to start the phase and instantly 2m, doing that lets your last gcd in the 2m be SSS on your way to tower and it works well

[random needle]

Yeah, it's like perfectly spaced to let you burst at the very start of split before you have to take the first tower

[clear plume]

make sure you save brotherhood for when you’re on boss though, or else you will miss people

Also before the knock up make sure you’re inside of the bosses booty, so you are knocked back not as far

[valid solar]

dude I thought you responded to the image of E.T.C and I was gonna say once in his life and then I double checked

almost accidental racism

[random needle]

Remember, the orange AOE line doesn't actually hurt you for the split, so you can get right up in there

Just make sure to get knocked to the correct side

[grand mesa]

I need to contact my crafter friends for pots

[valid solar]

I got all my crafters at 100 and my gatherers are about to hit 100

soon I shall be able to make my own pots and food

[grand mesa]

I need to stock up for ult..

Maybe 1200 is enough

But im a pf gremlin

And some of that is going into anychest pulls

[valid solar]

you dont have a static lined up for the ult ? I wouldve figured you would have, you do have an excellent resume

[vestal hollow]

val is in their casual era

[winged spindle]

I'm doing this, probably badly

[winged spindle]

tho... my other melee killed me twice... once during M10S and once just now in M12S... I'm tired of doing good stuff and it's fcked up for nothing 😢

Time to practice Idyllic Dream now

[random needle]

You and me both, my guy

That's a big part of why I'm currently breaking from the tier myself, I was crashing out too much over PF and it was starting to make my mental state significantly worse

[low hearth]

hard mech

[grand mesa]

I'm probably sticking with my group

But i pf outside of raid hours

[winged spindle]

Luckily I have a great static where I feel well with everyone
But failing on my improvement because of teammate is what frustrate me more

[jolly flume]

you have to separate your performance from your parse number

they are not the same

[clear plume]

I had a perfect kt on mch for 9 but I didn’t update my act so it couldn’t be uploaded

[stray forge]

me

[clear plume]

[verbal whale]

try being r1 in 11s

sadge fr fr

[jolly flume]

if I can do it with a castbar

I know the pranges are not complaining

[clear plume]

10s on mch is funny though you get to watch queen gapcloser on cooldown

[verbal whale]

its not the worst but like the other people need to be faster I feel

[winged spindle]

Idk what people look at when they recruit for Ultimate T-T

Tho I really struggle with my 2min during rep 2

[stray forge]

I don't want to play today

[grand mesa]

flexibility, good fundamentals, good mindset for prog

ideally

[stray forge]

damn u 7pm raid time

[grand mesa]

u can have pinks in savage and be absolutely fucking awful in a prog setting

[verbal whale]

come do 10 on light about to throw up a weekly reclear

[clear plume]

Hold RoW from the 90s to the 2m so you have a button you can press moving out to go with fired reply and it’s pretty ok on monk

[rapid whale]

i did it as a caster you have no right to complain Madge

[clear plume]

2 ranged gcd to slam during it

[random needle]

I was R1 for at least one of my prog parties in m11

I... should probably check what my uptime was before I brag too hard, but I was still doing more consistent than others were in that PF

[verbal whale]

I only pf reclears i cant prog in them id get banned

[winged spindle]

Thanks king !

[grand mesa]

im ngl

[stray forge]

new discord feature u must have ur logs linked to ur acc to post in endgame-lounge

Y/N?

[grand mesa]

i was r1 prange to help fill for a static in m11 this week

that shit is free

[jolly flume]

prange everything is free