#endgame-lounge
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that or pause/break which is next to scroll lock
i died to bats and was on the floor for like 20s but that's still an 87. what are tanks doing
shit happened right after we instanced into m9s
trapped in m11s
#embarrassing
getting damage downs from adds 2
Eating damage downs alongside deaths
the healers weren't using LB3 even though both tanks died to bats and TB was coming up lol
i was like hm ok your choice i guess
Beast mode
RIP those 2 DPS
Dps players should just consider living
and then my game froze for 10 seconds in m10s and I parsed a 67 💔
maybe they thought it was safer to just sac the DPS for a few GCDs
yama is always playing with the worst players wtf
just watched him reclear 11 with a 15k whm
that's based
he is kind of toxic but he also does find the worst PFs somehow and maybe i'd be toxic if i did that full time
has he considered leaving bad pfs
it's content tho
someone is in limsa messing around on guitar manually
don't see that often
i love it
hey now
@thin fox do you have that gif where it’s like “throw back to the time me and speed tried not to laugh”
That’s a good gif
i'm beginning to think loporrits cannot make anything but carrots
they could be doing m10s
Need 1 for Q40
I really want that loporrit camera animation as an emote
(with all due respect) sounds like a skill issue
when is 7.5 dropping? Do we have a month in mind?
Probably some time early April

It'll be May
No way they'd release it before fanfest
Next month is probably live letter part 1 and then part 2 is at fanfest
late april-may makes the most sense
So MSQ would be around May
wait, or the tease for the next expansion would be 7.55?
7.5 msq will be two parts
one in 7.5 and one in 7.55
hey i'm fishin' here
and now i'm drowning
blub blub blub
important surgery? 
Earlier
oh pog
haha theres so many locations like this that are not very lala friendly
so many drownings....
Cancer begone
Keep forgetting that's how the .5 patches work 
i hope everything works out for u!!!
this is a hate crime
i'm so sorry
Lmao
destroyed
winning rolls truly is 50/50
you either get it or you don't
never speak too early
can u farm everkeep extreme for the mount on unsynced?
You can't unsync current content
oof
everkeep ex atm will be fairly easy to farm
with current ilvls
also has higher drop rate now
it also wouldn't do anything because "unsync" just means "don't level sync"
and the max level is 100 anyway
(you only get the epic echo buff for shadowbringers and older content)
ic ic see so it also needs to be 1 job per role?
do you mean 1 player per job? it's not required but will make things easier because you'll get limit break easier
gotcha ty
for older content you don't really need to lock it to 1 person per job
yeah
it's usually better to leave it unlocked so it fills faster
yeah
You skip a lot of mechanics
no ilvl sync so you've got a full expansion of gear creep
So you shouldn't have too hard a time unless everyone is getting hit by every mechanic
even doomtrain, most recent EX, gets killed decently fast now
lol nice, rly like the mounts from this expansion so thats good
Yeah
Just be sure to get yourself a current crafted set if you're able to
and/or just slowly work on buying current tier tome pieces to get your ilvl up
Should make sure that you're contributing as much as you can in the parties you join
Do m12 (heavyweight m4) every week as well
7 holoblades lets you get a tomestone
Which lets you buy a 780 weapon
It's the highest ilvl thing you can get atm that isn't from savage
damn ur being so helpful...
Say that 3 times in the mirror fast and chiyo comes and murders you
Also having the m12s weapon helps too
having the weapon from the ultimate that will come out later helps
+54 substat 
Can finally beat enrage now 😇😇😇
any viable solo xp farming in occult
Just sit around and do fates and ce's when they pop up
unlock cannoneer or any of the other phantom jobs that have some burst to make getting fate credit easier
is there a list that shows what each phantom jobs does in general
clear the ultimate so you can do roulettes faster to get the relic so you can use it to clear the tier
wait
wait
i usually just afk and wait for CE sound
rushing to fates before they die is so annoying
I'm doing an ult rn
fun which one
Get on rabbit and steel
m10 on light lets go
The Tyrant ?
long live the king
just bolide things
Rabbit and steel mentioned!!!!
its good stuf
wtf is the among us strat
No among us
Sus
It’s the strat where 1 person is secretly griefing and trying to not get caught
mb im new
My b I don't know what to do if I get assigned a mechanic
delete this image
dude
in my m9 reclear
this samurai
on the first vamp stomp
runs over to my marker
clips me with his cleanse
and runs back
I shouldve wiped the raid
honestly I dont know why I just kept playing like normal nah I should've just wiped it
Is Hyoshio still the highest since potency attack in the game?
Afflatus Misery, the blood lily, still has higher potency
actual racism
SMN has the highest potency single hit attack in PvE iirc.
overcompensation
hyosho has higher effective potency since it can only be executed under kassatsu
Yeah lol
but yeah in terms of "biggest number in the tooltip" it's solar bahamut's exodus
im coming for u bungo

wabbit
food
why would tank lb3 be necessary
why is it a 0-1 chest on a tuesday
I been seeing alot of solo healing if not last week I saw 1 tank partys for m9s >.>
oh solo healing
im guessing they mean for role baits you dont know which 2 dps will be hit but there are like 3 ways to solve that without tank lb3 😭
lollol
it's like
1-2 people
like the cones are tiny, if the tank one wasn't so big you could just do it by standing in your clock spot
true but seeing it is also like wut?
you can do it in your clock
i saw like 6-7
the jail people just gotta cheat slightly away inside the jail
if everyone stood mid of their clockspot i mean
or you could just skip a tower or just sac a dps, theres a ton of ways to do it 😭
i assume the healer cone baits onto the healer again
god m11s reclears are fucking annoying
M9 is easy but it’s weird that they coded my character to always die 5 seconds after vamp stomp cast
I can't get passed the mech in m11 where you spawn in with 7 clowns
i've heard there's supposed to be an 8th clown
but I can't see em

I need an
but with a clown wig and nose
i swear my pf teams are allergic to not killing me randomly
c'est la vie
im sorry i can't get epipens bc of healthcare costs
even if thats the case it shouldnt be an issue right? nothing stops you from taking a hit twice
in that case you just split up
bro you cannot be saying 0 5 10 in the pf and then die to air
unless you mean target same person twice and then you just raise them
hm, true
tbh
idk
im think the debuff the tower gives you is what makes healer taking a cleave while gaoled untenable
mu spawn on hyperion
i think they just want to solo heal without changing the strat due to solo healing lol
yo the uptime arena split tech on melee is very good
wild person who isn't here anymore
I don’t trust anyone who uses deep canal raider
only clip ive seen of that is arthars launching himself into the depths for what reason who knows
ARTHAS?
idc what you do if you don't wipe us
he definitely fucked up lol
wish he'd keep doing that
arthars sucks but at least he’s not yama graves
arthars probably worse because people actually watch him
fuck
mf blamed the victims back when harassment was brought up a while back
Oh Djura left?
yes
there's more idyllic strats?
yes
ok
Arthars saying he hates AM after years of saying how AM is good for the game was amazing
hypocritical ass
Gonna vibes based strat you feel me?
got my first m11s purple : D
watching 4 people get a damage down from orbital 2 was insane
noobed out
Inane
mb typo
how do people do the first orbital but then eat shit during the second one
ive seen 9 people dd
it's the same mech man
eos counts too
nerves
nerves
calm them nerves
carbuncle if people actually played summoner
I love sheeping
you ever get to run omega and then 5 people blow up
because they were all sheeping each other
i’m actually so mad i had a really good m9s run this week but i got dd on the fucking proteans
like i hate that mechanic so much
that mech sucks ass
U just stand on the part that was red before
have u considered not getting hit
if you can do m4s then you can do the protean dodges
Who makes these anchovy ass emotes
when does that even happen

yes
if youre a healer in a cell and get hit by cone u die
it's really weird how they put an ultimate-level mechanic (undead deathmatch) in a first floor savage
I haven’t even done M4S

ur banned from savage
Okay I wont do FRU
that's not savage
Carry me through FRU
give me your login ill do it
Im not trusting you with my account
wtf
I can’t give you my login
That seems really dumb because as a healer you can just skip your tower and not die to being hit by one, just with an added dot to heal on everyone
I have auth on my acc
@undone tide I hope this helps
I would
wow toby doesn't trust his friends
Why
I'd just ban you from savage
Wtf
Wait I can literally give him my login then walk an hour to his house to beat him up if he steals my acc
you can do fru on my acc

idea: toby gives me his password and i give him my address
if i do anything bad he just comes to my house and stabs me

I don’t trust Discord User saltyasian_
Exactly
damn
what if I submit my government ID to you
like discord
Toby is going to art school he will stab u with an xacto knife
Why the FUCK would I want your government id
Those fuckers are sharp okay
anyway my password is rSx\_H)>l0+1]FCb+9SZg(sQ
only if I get to take a life altering loan under your name
Mods
toby isn't tall enough to reach any of my vital organs with said xacto knife
its ok
hes like a cat scratching at my legs
Okay you need to die

I hope eternal train delays upon you
If anyone gives me their acc they are waking up to a pile of 40 catgirls in balmung uldah
And a full friends list
that's my weekly post raid routine already
That account will never feel clean again

light it up
Sick nasty brah

why not prog tyrant while sick
Because theres a good chance id vomit on my keyboard and thats not cool
I got a top 5 na score on a boss in hi3 onceby playing for 6 hours straight while I had covid
hidden buff
I only get my hidden buff once I drink tons of alcohol
Brother there are like 4 people in NA that play hi3
do u want me to pilot ur account
GULP
Nobody can find out my account details my email is too embarrassing
ok cmon
you can't say this
and think we're not going to be interested
Im not fucking telling you bruh
Tobi is baiting us..
God I wish
Someone I know still has worldestruction69 or something as their email tag
meow
Is it a fandom ur ashamed of bestie..
homestuck for sure
nobody cares if ur a brony..
chiyo probably would
Yeah but his opinion doesn't matter
Is that the clue
Is ur email a sex joke
No
is this boss going to be hard 🥺
@thin tartan help an enby out
BRAINWASHED?
I was going to make a Tyrant joke but this boss looks pretty cool
trying to think of if I had any cringe tags myself
ngl I think 13 or whatever y/o me was kinda cooking
when i was a child my gamer tag was rawrzkat
I was ||HolyAngel|| on maplestory 🥹
my gamer tag was just shitty wizard
👼
on a web game nobody knows about anymore
I know its just a bit embarrassing to talk about lol
rawr uwu
nya~ glomps u
is that really any worse than saying wilted rose out loud unironically
I think my “weirdest” habit that I still have is that I will physically tilt my head if im confused
because I've done that a few times
And like

I only did that because I saw a German Shepard do it
my weird habit i still have is i say "lol" outloud
You've got that dog in u..
And it stuck
its ok i think tilting head is cute not weird
or maybe I just hang around too many gamers
ok that makes me feel better about it then
sometimes i just dont feel like laughing...
I dont say lol outloud
but it was a funnt statement
errmmm thats weird
bro

I've done this
laughing??? out loud????

lol, even
I will literally say wilted rose emoji out loud just to be stupid
I dont say wilted rose but I do say fire emoji
its great people react like I just killed their whole family
I said fire emoji to my mom and she looked at me like I was an alien
I've had to hold in the heavyweight bgm brainrot a few times already
tell her to never let the opps win
light it up
Light it up
Fun fact
My mom heard me crashing out over Sugar Riot
One time
The day she stayed over was the day I also cleared
So she heard “KILL THE FUCKING YAN” from my bedroom
She knows what a yan is
LMAO

and its a little cute sheepy guy lol
my mom knows bits and pieces of video game stuff
from the merch I have
she asked me why I have a chicken on my desk once
(it's alpha)
My dad has expressed interest in FFXIV
Is he a former mmo player

i do this too
based based based based
Shes cute?
if he used to play ff11 i'm sure he's seen worse
Are you roping him into xiv..
And he was like “can you have darkskinned lizards” so I showed him the character creator and we actually made a character together lmfao
people have always been fucked up in mmos

mb
People can have their preferences
based based based based based
oh hi "sam"
if your dad ends up playing a male au ra i'm blacklisting him
My fav two races are also au ra and viera so thanks dad
It.. runs in the family?
He doesn’t like any of the men
💀
Well
Male viera I guess he does like
But he thought they were girls
😭
I love gender ambiguous twinks
thank the twelve
Wish I could make my vanilla cat girl a little flatter
But ig that's what mods are for
I can respect a man just liking cute girls
then why haven't you finished spice and wolf.
play lalafell there is literally no difference between bust size 0 and 100
Reading is hard
tobis dad uwu arc
that's what the anime is there for...
There's a good reason for that
hi twinkbias
meow

im going to go nap b4 static
Im not a twink
gn endies
gn
erm.... ok kitten
what r u..

toby is a twink
oh the crimes i would commit if they weren’t illegal
until i see what he actually looks like
What the hell
Okay, he's just in denial
i will continue to assume he is a twink
I am thick as fuck man I literally cant be a twink
I do not believe you until we get our shark onesie selfie
i need proof
You have twink energy
he gives short energy too
being thick does not help you not be a twink
i could have visited sam while in amsterdam
shark. onesie.
oh
yes
YOU HAVE A WIG AND YOU WANT US TO THINK YOU ARENT A TWINK
No I mean I literally do not have the bodyshape to be a twink
Oh my god you’re so straight
it’s about mindset
Twink is a state of mind
it's not literal,
dude absolutely has a fuckass bob wig
nobody had ever said this to me buddy
Oh my god you're so straight
haha thanks..
do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? when will you wear wigs
2bw ig
anyways
When I go bald ill wear a wig
gn endies, and twinkindenial
I wore a wig once when I cosplayed as Princess Peach
Twink is a state of mind
srry i was referencing a random lotr interview video lol
Oh 😭😭😭
from a prank interview featuring the cast of the lord of the rings movie franchise
do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs.
WHY do you want to see me in my shark onesie
Why not
wait i kinda wanna see it too
shark onesie is cute
I want to see chiyo in his maid costume
like what kind of shark
I'm staying up. I'm way too invested
Id look like im 4’0
Are you not
You have a shark onesie and a wig..
NO????
wow
i mean i wanna see it too
it would be cute
Its too fucking big
Please?
I need to get a clown costume
i saw a PF for M11S that said 0 5:30 10 no hold
THATS EVEN BETTER
I dont even have it with me rn 
why would you 5:30 and not 5
toby probably looks adorable in it
how does a onesie make u look taller

Fuck if I know
idt they know
But its too big for me
thats what
The sleeves go over my hands
We need to see it now
By a lot
what if someone pots 5 what are they gonna do about it
SHOW US THE SHARK ONESIE
Oh so you’d look lik this

be completely oblivious ig idk
Unironically yes
S2 SOON
I think you'd do well as a penguin
you need a penguin onesie
fuck yeah i saw the poster
Idk seems twinkish to me
Please do not give me more onesies
too late
buying u a tiger onesie
i will give you a bat onesie
you said you're 5'2" right?

and you had the audacity to call me short
ok. I actually should sleep
Cries in 5’10
Have fun bullying the twink
some whimsy new year creatures
nooooo keep bullying him
he deserves it for being dutch
I like the hampter
whoa racism
woaw we are twins
YOU ARE SHORT
wtf
no i'm 5'10" ish
my new bf is 5'5" hehe
toby is 5'2"
i'll have you know i'm like, 50.5 percentile height for an asian man therefore above average
toby is tiny
Fucking twink supreme here is trying to nerd out over here
blue parse
swag
yeah ive got a 90 height parse
you parse gay
mmo has shrunk us
sorry for not being white
we a re hunched over
i got six feet for you baby
please
You wont be 6ft once I take this sledgehammer to your kneecaps
does a 6 foot hole count
a waht
?
holy shit
im saying die wol die
Wow thats your biggest and only accomplishment
send me the link to this rq
link?
Congrats!!!
I have no idea how accurate this is but it's funny
from a 34 (male) to a 90 (female)
transitioning improves your parse
chiyo wins
:)
damn
i'm so sorry

this is insane
noooooooooooooo
???? you said you were 5'2"
99 percentile tall gg
ok this is more reasonable
i thought you did
I dunno how to calculate ft
u lied to me twin
i'm sorry for spreading misinformation 
soimething something basketball haha sports sports
anyway simply detransition. you'll go from a 3 to a 40 parse
You would call me an ugly motherfucker if given the chance
every day is a new chance
I would NOT
toby i would call u Toby to ur face
you are a LALAFELL
tobi
you are not A LITTLE SHORT

What does short energy even mean
anyway i'm moving to the united states so i parse a 99 in height
I called toby a chihuahua once and I think he would've clawed my eyes out given the chance
you know.
lol
Yeah it would’ve been over for you
Do NOT go to fanfest
ehehhehe
unfortunately i did not start hrt until i was 23 so my height locked in as male
Okay fair enough

I think biologically optimal height is like 5'6 anyways
words said by a guy who's 5'6"
I read that for every inch above 5'6 you lose a year off your average lifespan
yeah, playing ffxiv shortens it
pfing m11s
death by malding
no drink water
I am drinking water as we speak
+hydration
I just downed a glass of water but I also feel sick

Coffee is hydration
isn't it the opposite
it makes you piss like mad
its a diuretic
The diuretic effects aren't insane
but you still get more hydration than lose it
m12p2 is so hard omg
oh so its like
spending an aetherflow on indom instead of ed because it saves you a succor

It's an over exaggeration that it makes you pee a lot
I cant drink coffee unless it has tons of sugar in it
If my anger issues dont kill me then diabetes will
It's everything else people put in coffee
coffee always makes me want to use bathroom shortly after
Like the shitload of sugar
My fault
go outside
I only know boomers still putting sugar in their coffees
I spent enough time outside today
Hes just gonna get more pizza
nah
The boomers were onto something
there are deffo white girls getting frappes at starbucks still
I fuckin love sugar
wym
Starbucks is an affront to God
I've never had Starbucks
Good
iced long blacks
starbucks coffee is basically a milkshake and I can get a milkshake for cheaper elsewhere
It sucks
Gonna keep it that way
And its expensive
so I just never go to starbucks
and be miserable like the rest of us
i could really %#(*&%(#%& some sbux right now
the last (only?) time i went to starbucks i got water
im on that five guys milkshake shit
starbucks coffee is really mid for how much they charge for it
and most of the fad drinks isnt even coffee
paying like $7 for their lemonade when I can get two liters of arizona for $2.50 at the supermarket
lol
yeh
I hate five guys
u know whats actually really decent for what it is tho, the boss coffee cans
Tbh im on fast food hate train lately anyway
I'm pretty sure you hate a lot more than just five guys
probably like
at least fifty
six guys
Wtf
dammit.
I like a lot of people
That's a lot of guys
What makes you think I don’t
In a fight right
well you did say
😌
Yeah cus they deserve it
that's commitment
I didn’t go to church for years until I broke up with my ex
Then I prayed to Jesus that terrible things happened to him
Thank the lord!
thats professional hating
that's what I'm saying
The church is kinda fun if you get people who love singing
the ultimate pre workout
Nah im not even close
A true hater is someone like my sister
I admire her
no i just drink a lot of coffee
but tbf
i make my coffee kind of weak
since i brew it at home on my own
do u happen to also suffer from generalized anxiety and insomnia
The house she lives in rn? She only bought it because her ex bff was desperately saving up for it
I can see my joy in coffee like gradually fade
Dunno why they had a falling out but lol
it started off as matcha lattes, then to mochas, then to normal lattes, then to black coffee with a dab of milk
Its a great house tho
now its just black coffee or iced lattes/ long black
i mean

the first two are like
usually pretty bad for you depending
so probably for the better lmao
oh yeah for sure
My mom looooves black coffee
God that reminds me
She tried to relate to me when I was first starting to dress goth
they gentrified matcha man
So I was like what
rolled a 1 on the weapon coffer but i got the mount
14?
😄
W
She tells me I need to drink black coffee because it would “match the darkness in my soul”
I was like what the fuck mom
brisket too
ur mum is amazing for trying that tho
chadol used to be a cheap cut
just to try be closer to u
I can't believe the price of actual brisket went up because of the popularity of guilty gear...
like genuine attempt in something
I appreciated the attempt but she also effectively called me an evil 14 year old
so cheap they used to have all u can eat brisket for like 5.99
that was my hardest m12s reclear 
what havent they gentrified
spices
THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS for a bowl of ramen in manhattan bro
wtf
I'm going to bomb new york city.
do i wall if im nothing tether bro?
Omg thats how much it costs here too
thats like 2 gcds
what







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