#endgame-lounge

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low hearth
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Oh

remote gate
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that or pause/break which is next to scroll lock

worn bluff
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i died to bats and was on the floor for like 20s but that's still an 87. what are tanks doing

low hearth
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shit happened right after we instanced into m9s

low hearth
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#embarrassing

low hearth
wicked delta
worn bluff
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the healers weren't using LB3 even though both tanks died to bats and TB was coming up lol

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i was like hm ok your choice i guess

wicked delta
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Beast mode

worn bluff
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RIP those 2 DPS

wicked delta
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Dps players should just consider living

low hearth
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and then my game froze for 10 seconds in m10s and I parsed a 67 💔

worn bluff
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maybe they thought it was safer to just sac the DPS for a few GCDs

wicked delta
thin fox
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yama is always playing with the worst players wtf

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just watched him reclear 11 with a 15k whm

low hearth
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I ain’t know you could cleave 3 of the adds in m9s on dark

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Good tech 📝

wicked delta
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Yeah u can

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Its bis if you get crit too

jolly flume
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was my alt

thin fox
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full medica 2 uptime during weapons

jolly flume
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that's based

worn bluff
grand mesa
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has he considered leaving bad pfs

worn bluff
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it's content tho

thin fox
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if people left bad pfs i would not get clears

worn bluff
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someone is in limsa messing around on guitar manually

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don't see that often

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i love it

grand mesa
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gonna unlock bard so i can

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play smash mouth

jolly flume
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hey now

low hearth
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@thin fox do you have that gif where it’s like “throw back to the time me and speed tried not to laugh”

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That’s a good gif

zealous meteor
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i'm beginning to think loporrits cannot make anything but carrots

vestal hollow
granite galleon
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Need 1 for Q40

dapper zealot
amber fable
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Man m11 reclears are cursed

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1.5% enrage with 2 deaths and 1 dd

grand mesa
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(with all due respect) sounds like a skill issue

marble grove
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when is 7.5 dropping? Do we have a month in mind?

dapper zealot
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Probably some time early April

marble grove
craggy marsh
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It'll be May

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No way they'd release it before fanfest

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Next month is probably live letter part 1 and then part 2 is at fanfest

zealous meteor
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late april-may makes the most sense

amber fable
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7.5 would be early may

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Real content will come in 7.55

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With oc zone 2

marble grove
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So MSQ would be around May

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wait, or the tease for the next expansion would be 7.55?

zealous meteor
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7.5 msq will be two parts

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one in 7.5 and one in 7.55

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hey i'm fishin' here

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and now i'm drowning

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blub blub blub

craggy marsh
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Surgery got pushed up to March chat

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We livin

zealous meteor
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important surgery? neofox_nervous

zealous meteor
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oh dear

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wait pushed up as in delayed or earlier

craggy marsh
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Earlier

zealous meteor
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oh pog

craggy marsh
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Was supposed to be May

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But results came back and it looked good

sly basin
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so many drownings....

craggy marsh
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Cancer begone

zealous meteor
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yeah please go away

craggy marsh
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Genetics suck man

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Everyone on my dad's side got colon cancer at some point

marble grove
sly basin
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i hope everything works out for u!!!

craggy marsh
odd beacon
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this is a hate crime

zealous meteor
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i'm so sorry

dapper zealot
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Lmao

grand mesa
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winning rolls truly is 50/50

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you either get it or you don't

dull drum
void vector
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can u farm everkeep extreme for the mount on unsynced?

dapper zealot
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You can't unsync current content

void vector
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oof

sly basin
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with current ilvls

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also has higher drop rate now

zealous meteor
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it also wouldn't do anything because "unsync" just means "don't level sync"
and the max level is 100 anyway
(you only get the epic echo buff for shadowbringers and older content)

void vector
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ic ic see so it also needs to be 1 job per role?

zealous meteor
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do you mean 1 player per job? it's not required but will make things easier because you'll get limit break easier

void vector
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gotcha ty

worn bluff
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for older content you don't really need to lock it to 1 person per job

zealous meteor
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yeah

worn bluff
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it's usually better to leave it unlocked so it fills faster

zealous meteor
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if your party isn't asleep at the wheel you'll be fine

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(admittedly, a big ask)

grand mesa
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You can't unsync everkeep

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It's

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A lot easier with current gear

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However

zealous meteor
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yeah

grand mesa
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You skip a lot of mechanics

zealous meteor
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no ilvl sync so you've got a full expansion of gear creep

grand mesa
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So you shouldn't have too hard a time unless everyone is getting hit by every mechanic

worn bluff
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even doomtrain, most recent EX, gets killed decently fast now

void vector
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lol nice, rly like the mounts from this expansion so thats good

grand mesa
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Yeah

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Just be sure to get yourself a current crafted set if you're able to

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and/or just slowly work on buying current tier tome pieces to get your ilvl up

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Should make sure that you're contributing as much as you can in the parties you join

grand mesa
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Do m12 (heavyweight m4) every week as well

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7 holoblades lets you get a tomestone

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Which lets you buy a 780 weapon

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It's the highest ilvl thing you can get atm that isn't from savage

vestal hollow
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damn ur being so helpful...

amber fable
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Man can I get clears where I dont die like a bum....

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Well clear is clear atleast

jolly flume
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I mean

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to be extremely blunt you can start by not dying

stray forge
jolly flume
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I don't have time to come murder you

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gotta go day drinking with friends

worn bluff
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don't die. dying is crippling to your DPS output

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hope this helps

tall ore
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Also having the m12s weapon helps too

worn bluff
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having the weapon from the ultimate that will come out later helps

grand mesa
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Having the relic weapon from the 7.55 patch will help

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I hope this helps

mossy eagle
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Can finally beat enrage now 😇😇😇

turbid haven
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any viable solo xp farming in occult

grand mesa
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Just sit around and do fates and ce's when they pop up

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unlock cannoneer or any of the other phantom jobs that have some burst to make getting fate credit easier

turbid haven
worn bluff
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wait

jolly flume
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wait

stray forge
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aint you supposed to be day drinking

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why u waiting

turbid haven
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rushing to fates before they die is so annoying

stray forge
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I'm doing an ult rn

rapid whale
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fun which one

stray forge
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I lied it was just a giga hard boss in nioh

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Sadge sorry sometimes I just say things

rapid whale
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Get on rabbit and steel

verbal whale
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m10 on light lets go

low hearth
rapid whale
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damn

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they're already dead

jolly flume
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long live the king

zinc copper
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formidable spawn on leviathan server

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kholusia stilltide teleport

jagged aspen
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just bolide things

true beacon
mossy eagle
rapid whale
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its good stuf

valid solar
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wtf is the among us strat

tall ore
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No among us

rain geode
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Sus

tall ore
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It’s the strat where 1 person is secretly griefing and trying to not get caught

rapid whale
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mb im new

mossy eagle
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My b I don't know what to do if I get assigned a mechanic

stray forge
valid solar
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delete this image

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dude

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in my m9 reclear

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this samurai

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on the first vamp stomp

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runs over to my marker

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clips me with his cleanse

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and runs back

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I shouldve wiped the raid

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honestly I dont know why I just kept playing like normal nah I should've just wiped it

echo ibex
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Is Hyoshio still the highest since potency attack in the game?

proper cave
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Afflatus Misery, the blood lily, still has higher potency

rapid whale
proper cave
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SMN has the highest potency single hit attack in PvE iirc.

olive hearth
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overcompensation

trim frost
proper cave
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Yeah lol

trim frost
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but yeah in terms of "biggest number in the tooltip" it's solar bahamut's exodus

stray forge
valid solar
stray forge
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wabbit

wicked delta
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Fat fuck

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Don’t eat the cute bunny

terse zodiac
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why would tank lb3 be necessary

olive hearth
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why is it a 0-1 chest on a tuesday

novel garden
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I been seeing alot of solo healing if not last week I saw 1 tank partys for m9s >.>

olive hearth
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oh solo healing

terse zodiac
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im guessing they mean for role baits you dont know which 2 dps will be hit but there are like 3 ways to solve that without tank lb3 😭

rapid whale
terse zodiac
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like the cones are tiny, if the tank one wasn't so big you could just do it by standing in your clock spot

novel garden
jolly flume
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you can do it in your clock

vestal hollow
jolly flume
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the jail people just gotta cheat slightly away inside the jail

terse zodiac
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if everyone stood mid of their clockspot i mean

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or you could just skip a tower or just sac a dps, theres a ton of ways to do it 😭

jolly flume
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oh no

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a mild bleed

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😨

clear plume
low hearth
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god m11s reclears are fucking annoying

worn bluff
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M9 is easy but it’s weird that they coded my character to always die 5 seconds after vamp stomp cast

craggy marsh
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I can't get passed the mech in m11 where you spawn in with 7 clowns

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i've heard there's supposed to be an 8th clown

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but I can't see em

grand mesa
random needle
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I need an oh but with a clown wig and nose

terse zodiac
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i swear my pf teams are allergic to not killing me randomly

grand mesa
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c'est la vie

stray forge
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im sorry i can't get epipens bc of healthcare costs

terse zodiac
grand mesa
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the cones could also just

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double up on people if it's a 3dps1t configuration

terse zodiac
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in that case you just split up

low hearth
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bro you cannot be saying 0 5 10 in the pf and then die to air

terse zodiac
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unless you mean target same person twice and then you just raise them

low hearth
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fucking picto exploded randomly at the end of meteorain

grand mesa
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tbh

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idk

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im think the debuff the tower gives you is what makes healer taking a cleave while gaoled untenable

zinc copper
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mu spawn on hyperion

terse zodiac
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i think they just want to solo heal without changing the strat due to solo healing lol

low hearth
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yo the uptime arena split tech on melee is very good

grand mesa
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but if that isn't the case then

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who knows

low hearth
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where u stand on the intercard

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if ur getting knocked across

true beacon
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wild person who isn't here anymore

stray forge
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I don’t trust anyone who uses deep canal raider

terse zodiac
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only clip ive seen of that is arthars launching himself into the depths for what reason who knows

stray forge
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ARTHAS?

low hearth
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u just stand on the intercard marker

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he probably fucked up

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its very close though

jolly flume
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idc what you do if you don't wipe us

terse zodiac
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he definitely fucked up lol

jolly flume
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if you wipe us

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die

low hearth
stray forge
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If you mirror emoji me

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Perish

undone tide
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arthars sucks but at least he’s not yama graves

jolly flume
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I would put that the other way around

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ngl

grand mesa
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arthars is pretty bad

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💀

undone tide
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arthars probably worse because people actually watch him

low hearth
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fuck

grand mesa
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mf blamed the victims back when harassment was brought up a while back

craggy marsh
low hearth
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is Better Idyllic just uptime idyllic?

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group 2 west group 1 east

grand mesa
jolly flume
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there's more idyllic strats?

grand mesa
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yes

low hearth
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ok

grand mesa
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just uptime

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there's no other one

stray forge
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When I get to idyllic

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I’m just gonna yolo Strat

craggy marsh
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hypocritical ass

stray forge
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Gonna vibes based strat you feel me?

low hearth
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got my first m11s purple : D

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watching 4 people get a damage down from orbital 2 was insane

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noobed out

stray forge
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Inane

grand mesa
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have u seen 7 people dd?

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i have

low hearth
craggy marsh
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how do people do the first orbital but then eat shit during the second one

jolly flume
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ive seen 9 people dd

craggy marsh
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it's the same mech man

jolly flume
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eos counts too

grand mesa
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nerves

undone tide
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nerves

craggy marsh
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calm them nerves

grand mesa
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maybe the orbital solve gcd is on cd

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idk man

low hearth
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i think someone was standing in a cooked spot and they sheeped

undone tide
jolly flume
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I love sheeping

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you ever get to run omega and then 5 people blow up

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because they were all sheeping each other

undone tide
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i’m actually so mad i had a really good m9s run this week but i got dd on the fucking proteans

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like i hate that mechanic so much

low hearth
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that mech sucks ass

stray forge
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U just stand on the part that was red before

grand mesa
undone tide
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i’m going to

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hm

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not say that

craggy marsh
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if you can do m4s then you can do the protean dodges

grand mesa
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that's a personal responsibility mech

stray forge
jolly flume
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when does that even happen

grand mesa
jolly flume
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the first one starts like

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right before the 8m doesnt it

undone tide
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yes

clear plume
zealous meteor
jolly flume
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surely we just push buttons really hard

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and skip

low hearth
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i thought the mech was over and got cooked by the last protean

wicked delta
jolly flume
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ur banned from savage

wicked delta
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Okay I wont do FRU

jolly flume
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that's not savage

wicked delta
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I need to do M4S to unlock it

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Dumbass

stray forge
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Carry me through FRU

jolly flume
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give me your login ill do it

stray forge
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What do the weapons look like

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Are they cool

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Or dumb

wicked delta
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Im not trusting you with my account

jolly flume
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wtf

stray forge
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I can’t give you my login

terse zodiac
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That seems really dumb because as a healer you can just skip your tower and not die to being hit by one, just with an added dot to heal on everyone

stray forge
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I have auth on my acc

wicked delta
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You wouldn’t give me your login either

grand mesa
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@undone tide I hope this helps

jolly flume
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I would

zealous meteor
wicked delta
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Why

jolly flume
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I'd just ban you from savage

wicked delta
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Wtf

stray forge
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Wait I can literally give him my login then walk an hour to his house to beat him up if he steals my acc

jolly flume
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you can do fru on my acc

stray forge
zealous meteor
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idea: toby gives me his password and i give him my address
if i do anything bad he just comes to my house and stabs me

wicked delta
stray forge
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Exactly

zealous meteor
jolly flume
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like discord

stray forge
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Toby is going to art school he will stab u with an xacto knife

wicked delta
stray forge
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Those fuckers are sharp okay

zealous meteor
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anyway my password is rSx\_H)>l0+1]FCb+9SZg(sQ

grand mesa
stray forge
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Mods

jolly flume
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toby isn't tall enough to reach any of my vital organs with said xacto knife

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its ok

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hes like a cat scratching at my legs

wicked delta
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Okay you need to die

grand mesa
wicked delta
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I hope eternal train delays upon you

stray forge
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If anyone gives me their acc they are waking up to a pile of 40 catgirls in balmung uldah

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And a full friends list

jolly flume
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that's my weekly post raid routine already

stray forge
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That account will never feel clean again

grand mesa
jolly flume
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except it's lizzers

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not catgirls

low hearth
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m12s time

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Never let the opps win!

jolly flume
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light it up

wicked delta
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Im mad that im sick

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I could be progging Tyrant rn

rapid whale
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Sick nasty brah

wicked delta
jolly flume
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why not prog tyrant while sick

wicked delta
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Because theres a good chance id vomit on my keyboard and thats not cool

jolly flume
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I got a top 5 na score on a boss in hi3 onceby playing for 6 hours straight while I had covid

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hidden buff

wicked delta
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I only get my hidden buff once I drink tons of alcohol

stray forge
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Brother there are like 4 people in NA that play hi3

jolly flume
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this was back before the game fell off

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like four years ago

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🥀

grand mesa
wicked delta
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Nobody can find out my account details my email is too embarrassing

grand mesa
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I get u 9/10 reclear no problem

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I'd probably just chuckle and then clear u anyway

jolly flume
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you can't say this

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and think we're not going to be interested

wicked delta
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Im not fucking telling you bruh

grand mesa
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Tobi is baiting us..

wicked delta
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😭

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I thought of it when I was like

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14

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It just kinda stuck

grand mesa
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I have a silly email too

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Who cares

stray forge
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I know what it is

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gonna be some shit like

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darkxshadowx42

wicked delta
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God I wish

grand mesa
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Someone I know still has worldestruction69 or something as their email tag

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meow

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Is it a fandom ur ashamed of bestie..

stray forge
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homestuck for sure

wicked delta
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One hiny

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Hint

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But only ONE

grand mesa
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nobody cares if ur a brony..

stray forge
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chiyo probably would

grand mesa
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Yeah but his opinion doesn't matter

stray forge
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I literally dont know what that is

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so I give up

grand mesa
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Is that the clue

wicked delta
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Yup

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If you know you know

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I know Villy would

grand mesa
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Is ur email a sex joke

wicked delta
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No

stray forge
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is this boss going to be hard 🥺

grand mesa
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@thin tartan help an enby out

jolly flume
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what are you

stray forge
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BRAINWASHED?

low hearth
stray forge
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?

jolly flume
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trying to think of if I had any cringe tags myself

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ngl I think 13 or whatever y/o me was kinda cooking

sly basin
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when i was a child my gamer tag was rawrzkat

stray forge
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I was ||HolyAngel|| on maplestory 🥹

grand mesa
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my gamer tag was just shitty wizard

jolly flume
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oh I thought of a really fucking cringe one

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but I was like 8

sly basin
jolly flume
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on a web game nobody knows about anymore

sly basin
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i rememember adventurequest

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that was so fun..

grand mesa
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Anyways

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@wicked delta I don't think anyone cares

wicked delta
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I know its just a bit embarrassing to talk about lol

grand mesa
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now hand me the credentials

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jk

sly basin
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its ok i used to rawr a lo

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t

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outloud of course

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yes at school

grand mesa
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rawr uwu

sly basin
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nya~ glomps u

jolly flume
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is that really any worse than saying wilted rose out loud unironically

wicked delta
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I think my “weirdest” habit that I still have is that I will physically tilt my head if im confused

jolly flume
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because I've done that a few times

wicked delta
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And like

wicked delta
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I only did that because I saw a German Shepard do it

sly basin
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my weird habit i still have is i say "lol" outloud

grand mesa
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You've got that dog in u..

wicked delta
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And it stuck

sly basin
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its ok i think tilting head is cute not weird

jolly flume
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I think saying lol out loud is like

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kinda common these days ngl

sly basin
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shows u are full of curiosity and wonder for the world..

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oh fr

jolly flume
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or maybe I just hang around too many gamers

sly basin
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ok that makes me feel better about it then

grand mesa
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I haven't heard anyone say lol out loud in years

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I'm sorry, ure a g*mer...

sly basin
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sometimes i just dont feel like laughing...

wicked delta
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I dont say lol outloud

sly basin
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but it was a funnt statement

wicked delta
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I do say lmao

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I dunno why

grand mesa
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I take a deep breath and laugh

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It's the best medicine

sly basin
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errmmm thats weird

grand mesa
stray forge
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I've done this

sly basin
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laughing??? out loud????

stray forge
jolly flume
stray forge
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I will literally say wilted rose emoji out loud just to be stupid

wicked delta
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I dont say wilted rose but I do say fire emoji

stray forge
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its great people react like I just killed their whole family

wicked delta
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I said fire emoji to my mom and she looked at me like I was an alien

jolly flume
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I've had to hold in the heavyweight bgm brainrot a few times already

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tell her to never let the opps win

sly basin
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light it up

wicked delta
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Light it up

wicked delta
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My mom heard me crashing out over Sugar Riot

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One time

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The day she stayed over was the day I also cleared

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So she heard “KILL THE FUCKING YAN” from my bedroom

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She knows what a yan is

grand mesa
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LMAO

wicked delta
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She basically demanded to see after hearing me screech like a banshee

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😭

grand mesa
sly basin
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and its a little cute sheepy guy lol

wicked delta
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Yeah she found it cute so she didn’t understand why I wanted it dead

jolly flume
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my mom knows bits and pieces of video game stuff

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from the merch I have

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she asked me why I have a chicken on my desk once

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(it's alpha)

grand mesa
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My parents know nothing of my interests

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Probably better off that way

wicked delta
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My dad has expressed interest in FFXIV

grand mesa
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Is he a former mmo player

wicked delta
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Him and my uncle used to play FF11

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Lol

grand mesa
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Ah

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Okay, fair enough

vestal hollow
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ive been finaling my fantasy too hard

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oops

wicked delta
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He saw my femra alt and asked about the game

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I was like umm

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Shes a lizard and um

zealous meteor
wicked delta
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Shes cute?

stray forge
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tell him about limsa

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and the sands

zealous meteor
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if he used to play ff11 i'm sure he's seen worse

grand mesa
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Are you roping him into xiv..

wicked delta
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And he was like “can you have darkskinned lizards” so I showed him the character creator and we actually made a character together lmfao

zealous meteor
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people have always been fucked up in mmos

wicked delta
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He only liked the au ras and vieras

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😭

grand mesa
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People can have their preferences

jolly flume
vestal hollow
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oh hi "sam"

zealous meteor
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if your dad ends up playing a male au ra i'm blacklisting him

wicked delta
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My fav two races are also au ra and viera so thanks dad

grand mesa
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It.. runs in the family?

wicked delta
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💀

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Well

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Male viera I guess he does like

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But he thought they were girls

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😭

grand mesa
#

I love gender ambiguous twinks

zealous meteor
grand mesa
#

Wish I could make my vanilla cat girl a little flatter

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But ig that's what mods are for

wicked delta
vestal hollow
jolly flume
zealous meteor
wicked delta
stray forge
#

tobis dad uwu arc

jolly flume
#

that's what the anime is there for...

grand mesa
vestal hollow
#

hi twinkbias

zealous meteor
#

well yes

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they are perfectly androgynous

grand mesa
#

meow

wicked delta
grand mesa
#

im going to go nap b4 static

wicked delta
#

Im not a twink

grand mesa
#

gn endies

vestal hollow
#

gn

vestal hollow
grand mesa
wicked delta
zealous meteor
#

toby is a twink

undone tide
zealous meteor
#

until i see what he actually looks like

wicked delta
#

What the hell

grand mesa
#

Okay, he's just in denial

zealous meteor
#

i will continue to assume he is a twink

wicked delta
#

I am thick as fuck man I literally cant be a twink

vestal hollow
#

he is a twink

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he's also like 5 ft 2

jolly flume
#

I do not believe you until we get our shark onesie selfie

zealous meteor
grand mesa
#

You have twink energy

zealous meteor
#

come to amsterdam tomorrow 2pm

vestal hollow
#

he gives short energy too

wicked delta
#

Why is this chat coming for my wig wtf

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😭

undone tide
#

being thick does not help you not be a twink

stray forge
#

i could have visited sam while in amsterdam

jolly flume
#

shark. onesie.

stray forge
#

oh

zealous meteor
stray forge
#

idk why i posted that picture

undone tide
wicked delta
#

No I mean I literally do not have the bodyshape to be a twink

wicked delta
undone tide
#

it’s about mindset

grand mesa
zealous meteor
stray forge
#

dude absolutely has a fuckass bob wig

undone tide
grand mesa
undone tide
#

haha thanks..

sly basin
rapid whale
#

2bw ig

grand mesa
#

anyways

wicked delta
grand mesa
#

gn endies, and twinkindenial

wicked delta
#

I wore a wig once when I cosplayed as Princess Peach

grand mesa
#

Twink is a state of mind

sly basin
#

srry i was referencing a random lotr interview video lol

wicked delta
#

Oh 😭😭😭

sly basin
wicked delta
grand mesa
#

Why not

sly basin
#

wait i kinda wanna see it too

jolly flume
#

shark onesie is cute

stray forge
#

I want to see chiyo in his maid costume

sly basin
#

like what kind of shark

grand mesa
#

I'm staying up. I'm way too invested

wicked delta
#

Id look like im 4’0

stray forge
#

Are you not

grand mesa
#

You have a shark onesie and a wig..

wicked delta
#

NO????

sly basin
#

wow

zealous meteor
#

it would be cute

wicked delta
#

Its too fucking big

grand mesa
#

Please?

stray forge
#

I need to get a clown costume

worn bluff
#

i saw a PF for M11S that said 0 5:30 10 no hold

zealous meteor
wicked delta
#

I dont even have it with me rn grrr

worn bluff
#

why would you 5:30 and not 5

zealous meteor
#

toby probably looks adorable in it

rapid whale
zealous meteor
wicked delta
rapid whale
wicked delta
#

But its too big for me

rapid whale
#

thats what

wicked delta
#

The sleeves go over my hands

grand mesa
wicked delta
#

By a lot

worn bluff
vestal hollow
#

SHOW US THE SHARK ONESIE

grand mesa
#

The oversized sleeves

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🥺

stray forge
#

Oh so you’d look lik this

vestal hollow
rapid whale
vestal hollow
#

YOOOO

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DOROHEDORO

vestal hollow
#

S2 SOON

sly basin
#

did u see the poster

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so sick

jolly flume
#

I think you'd do well as a penguin

stray forge
jolly flume
#

you need a penguin onesie

vestal hollow
#

fuck yeah i saw the poster

stray forge
#

Idk seems twinkish to me

wicked delta
#

Please do not give me more onesies

jolly flume
#

too late

grand mesa
#

buying u a tiger onesie

vestal hollow
#

i will give you a bat onesie

zealous meteor
wicked delta
rapid whale
#

and you had the audacity to call me short

grand mesa
#

ok. I actually should sleep

stray forge
#

Cries in 5’10

grand mesa
#

Have fun bullying the twink

sly basin
vestal hollow
#

im gonna pick you up toby

#

gn val

zealous meteor
zealous meteor
#

he deserves it for being dutch

stray forge
#

I like the hampter

rapid whale
#

whoa racism

sly basin
wicked delta
rapid whale
#

wtf

zealous meteor
sly basin
#

my new bf is 5'5" hehe

zealous meteor
#

toby is 5'2"

rapid whale
#

i'll have you know i'm like, 50.5 percentile height for an asian man therefore above average

sly basin
#

ohhh

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me and toby are twins..

zealous meteor
#

toby is tiny

wicked delta
#

Fucking twink supreme here is trying to nerd out over here

jolly flume
#

purple is fundamentals

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therefore you have fundamentally failed at being human

zealous meteor
#

yeah ive got a 90 height parse

rapid whale
wicked delta
#

Erm

#

Does this mean I parse grey

jolly flume
#

you parse gay

wicked delta
#

I LOVE parsing gay

#

I LOVE MEN

undone tide
#

oh my god how are none of you over 6 ft

sly basin
#

mmo has shrunk us

rapid whale
#

sorry for not being white

sly basin
#

we a re hunched over

trim frost
#

i got six feet for you baby

undone tide
#

please

wicked delta
#

You wont be 6ft once I take this sledgehammer to your kneecaps

rapid whale
#

does a 6 foot hole count

sly basin
undone tide
rapid whale
#

where u bury bodies

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6 feet under

jolly flume
#

holy shit

rapid whale
#

im saying die wol die

jolly flume
#

99.3

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I parse pink

wicked delta
#

Wow thats your biggest and only accomplishment

undone tide
zealous meteor
wicked delta
#

Congrats!!!

jolly flume
#

I have no idea how accurate this is but it's funny

rapid whale
zealous meteor
#

from a 34 (male) to a 90 (female)
transitioning improves your parse

undone tide
rapid whale
#

chiyo wins

wicked delta
#

Nevermind bro im not posting mine

jolly flume
zealous meteor
rapid whale
#

damn

zealous meteor
#

i'm so sorry

wicked delta
undone tide
wicked delta
sly basin
#

noooooooooooooo

zealous meteor
stray forge
#

99 percentile tall gg

zealous meteor
#

ok this is more reasonable

wicked delta
#

Someone else did

zealous meteor
#

i thought you did

wicked delta
#

I dunno how to calculate ft

sly basin
#

u lied to me twin

zealous meteor
#

i'm sorry for spreading misinformation oopsie

rapid whale
jolly flume
#

its ok

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short ppl are cute

#

we like short ppl

zealous meteor
#

anyway simply detransition. you'll go from a 3 to a 40 parse

wicked delta
rapid whale
#

every day is a new chance

sly basin
#

i think i am a moderatly ok person

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who is a little bit short

sly basin
#

toby i would call u Toby to ur face

wicked delta
#

Wow…

zealous meteor
raw sand
#

tobi

zealous meteor
#

you are not A LITTLE SHORT

raw sand
wicked delta
#

WHY IS EVERYONE FLAMING MEEEEEE

#

😭😭😭😭😭

zealous meteor
#

switching to female makes it no better btw!!

#

you're tiny

#

^ simp

vestal hollow
#

tobias has such short energy

#

so do you sam

wicked delta
#

What does short energy even mean

zealous meteor
#

anyway i'm moving to the united states so i parse a 99 in height

jolly flume
#

I called toby a chihuahua once and I think he would've clawed my eyes out given the chance

vestal hollow
zealous meteor
#

i have tall energy

vestal hollow
#

lol

wicked delta
raw sand
wicked delta
#

Do NOT go to fanfest

raw sand
#

ehehhehe

wicked delta
#

I know what you look like

zealous meteor
#

anyway, gender-affirming height

wicked delta
#

Uh

#

You should change the gender to female

zealous meteor
#

unfortunately i did not start hrt until i was 23 so my height locked in as male

wicked delta
#

Okay fair enough

zealous meteor
jolly flume
#

I think biologically optimal height is like 5'6 anyways

zealous meteor
jolly flume
#

I read that for every inch above 5'6 you lose a year off your average lifespan

stray forge
#

GOOD

#

I DONT WANNA LIVE THAT LONG

#

MFER

jolly flume
#

I mean there are quicker ways to shorten it than being tall

#

hit that pack a day

zealous meteor
#

yeah, playing ffxiv shortens it

stray forge
#

pfing m11s

raw sand
#

no sleep, hardcore raiding

#

bad diet

stray forge
#

death by malding

raw sand
#

no drink water

low hearth
raw sand
#

pain...

#

did ya drink water today

jolly flume
#

I am drinking water as we speak

raw sand
#

+hydration

stray forge
#

I am on my

#

4th cup of coffee

wicked delta
#

I just downed a glass of water but I also feel sick

stray forge
sinful brook
#

Coffee is hydration

jolly flume
#

isn't it the opposite

sinful brook
#

It's mostly water

#

No

jolly flume
#

it makes you piss like mad

stray forge
#

its a diuretic

sinful brook
#

The diuretic effects aren't insane

stray forge
#

but you still get more hydration than lose it

low hearth
#

m12p2 is so hard omg

jolly flume
#

spending an aetherflow on indom instead of ed because it saves you a succor

sinful brook
#

It's an over exaggeration that it makes you pee a lot

wicked delta
#

I cant drink coffee unless it has tons of sugar in it

#

If my anger issues dont kill me then diabetes will

sinful brook
#

It's everything else people put in coffee

raw sand
#

coffee always makes me want to use bathroom shortly after

sinful brook
#

Like the shitload of sugar

wicked delta
#

My fault

raw sand
#

I only know boomers still putting sugar in their coffees

jolly flume
#

I spent enough time outside today

wicked delta
#

Hes just gonna get more pizza

jolly flume
#

it cost me too much money

#

no more outside

stray forge
#

nah

wicked delta
stray forge
#

there are deffo white girls getting frappes at starbucks still

wicked delta
#

I fuckin love sugar

stray forge
#

wym

wicked delta
#

Starbucks is an affront to God

raw sand
#

just get like

sinful brook
#

I've never had Starbucks

wicked delta
#

Good

raw sand
#

iced long blacks

jolly flume
#

starbucks coffee is basically a milkshake and I can get a milkshake for cheaper elsewhere

wicked delta
#

It sucks

sinful brook
#

Gonna keep it that way

wicked delta
#

And its expensive

jolly flume
#

so I just never go to starbucks

raw sand
#

and be miserable like the rest of us

vestal hollow
#

i could really %#(*&%(#%& some sbux right now

zealous meteor
#

the last (only?) time i went to starbucks i got water

jolly flume
#

im on that five guys milkshake shit

raw sand
#

starbucks coffee is really mid for how much they charge for it

#

and most of the fad drinks isnt even coffee

jolly flume
#

paying like $7 for their lemonade when I can get two liters of arizona for $2.50 at the supermarket

#

lol

raw sand
#

yeh

wicked delta
#

I hate five guys

raw sand
#

u know whats actually really decent for what it is tho, the boss coffee cans

wicked delta
#

Tbh im on fast food hate train lately anyway

jolly flume
#

probably like

#

at least fifty

raw sand
#

six guys

wicked delta
#

Wtf

raw sand
#

dammit.

wicked delta
#

I like a lot of people

sinful brook
#

That's a lot of guys

wicked delta
#

What makes you think I don’t

sinful brook
#

In a fight right

jolly flume
#

well you did say

wicked delta
#

😌

jolly flume
#

you actively pray on peoples downfall

#

which I respect

wicked delta
#

Yeah cus they deserve it

jolly flume
#

that's commitment

wicked delta
#

I didn’t go to church for years until I broke up with my ex

#

Then I prayed to Jesus that terrible things happened to him

#

Thank the lord!

raw sand
#

thats professional hating

jolly flume
#

that's what I'm saying

wicked delta
#

The church is kinda fun if you get people who love singing

rapid whale
#

is nioh that intense

raw sand
#

the ultimate pre workout

wicked delta
#

A true hater is someone like my sister

#

I admire her

stray forge
#

but tbf

#

i make my coffee kind of weak

#

since i brew it at home on my own

rapid whale
#

do u happen to also suffer from generalized anxiety and insomnia

wicked delta
#

The house she lives in rn? She only bought it because her ex bff was desperately saving up for it

stray forge
#

not insomnia

#

yes anxiety

raw sand
#

I can see my joy in coffee like gradually fade

wicked delta
#

Dunno why they had a falling out but lol

raw sand
#

it started off as matcha lattes, then to mochas, then to normal lattes, then to black coffee with a dab of milk

wicked delta
#

Its a great house tho

raw sand
#

now its just black coffee or iced lattes/ long black

stray forge
#

i mean

raw sand
stray forge
#

the first two are like

#

usually pretty bad for you depending

#

so probably for the better lmao

raw sand
#

oh yeah for sure

wicked delta
#

My mom looooves black coffee

#

God that reminds me

#

She tried to relate to me when I was first starting to dress goth

rapid whale
#

they gentrified matcha man

wicked delta
#

So I was like what

low hearth
#

rolled a 1 on the weapon coffer but i got the mount

wicked delta
#

14?

low hearth
#

😄

raw sand
#

W

stray forge
#

get used to it

#

wait until you see what the price of oxtail was like a decade ago

wicked delta
#

She tells me I need to drink black coffee because it would “match the darkness in my soul”

#

I was like what the fuck mom

raw sand
#

ur mum is amazing for trying that tho

rapid whale
#

chadol used to be a cheap cut

raw sand
#

just to try be closer to u

stray forge
raw sand
#

like genuine attempt in something

wicked delta
#

I appreciated the attempt but she also effectively called me an evil 14 year old

rapid whale
#

so cheap they used to have all u can eat brisket for like 5.99

low hearth
#

that was my hardest m12s reclear GIGACOOKED

rapid whale
#

and still made a profit

#

fuck im old

jolly flume
rapid whale
#

spices

jolly flume
#

THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS for a bowl of ramen in manhattan bro

rapid whale
#

wtf

jolly flume
#

I'm going to bomb new york city.

low hearth
#

do i wall if im nothing tether bro?

wicked delta
low hearth
#

thats like 2 gcds

stray forge
#

what