endgame-lounge

[zealous meteor]

yeah turns out sam.gay would be extremely expensive

[vestal hollow]

i would call val by one of their ancient names but i dont want them to call me a slur

[grand mesa]

[valid solar]

mb turns out I was the phobic one

[jolly flume]

bungo are you playing mch

get off mch

[zealous meteor]

lalaphobic

[valid solar]

im playing dnc

[jolly flume]

we dont need the 1%

[grand mesa]

dnc dp mch

cinema

[valid solar]

true but how come you're on mch now

[zealous meteor]

you underestimate me.

[grand mesa]

Ok

My biggest

Piece of advice

Is if shit looks scary and u need to move

Just press ruin 2

[zealous meteor]

ruin 2 time

[grand mesa]

It's better than nothing

[zealous meteor]

yee

[stray forge]

wth is ruin 2

[vestal hollow]

so true spudfie

[grand mesa]

You can fit broils in when you feel more comfortable

[true beacon]

I won’t be home for another like, 3 hours, so

[zealous meteor]

instant cast single target attack scholar gets
it's 100 less potency than your main attack

[rapid whale]

it's like what you do to pay pigs or w/e the meme is

[zealous meteor]

but 220 potency is more than 0

[valid solar]

ive been here for 3 min

[stray forge]

omggggg it's scald

[valid solar]

WOAH

bapple

who taught you that word

[zealous meteor]

what word

"meme"?

[vestal hollow]

fake tv

[stray forge]

LIVE

[rapid whale]

i saw it in here

[steep narwhal]

IMM COMING MB

I WAS PLAYING W KIWI

[stray forge]

Kiwi

[jolly flume]

I need a sec to log

[valid solar]

I havent gposed with those guys in a while I should do that again

[vestal hollow]

cant believe lulu hates bungor

[random needle]

Is caster slot taken

[steep narwhal]

mb my cat was too cute

and i was js doing work prep while hanging out w her

[grand mesa]

unsure

[vestal hollow]

awk

[valid solar]

kiwi is a woman ?

[grand mesa]

what world are you on, and first name? @zealous meteor

[verbal whale]

Bard or OT?

[zealous meteor]

currently on adamantoise, e'jusana
home world is rafflesia if you need that

[grand mesa]

i think

we have 2prange

[robust shoal]

[steep narwhal]

kiwi my cat bungo

😭

not kiwi the person

[valid solar]

oh

[vestal hollow]

holy shit bungo

your rack

[grand mesa]

0002

[valid solar]

this lulu guy is gonna get me banned

its joever

[mossy eagle]

One GCD away from enraging on M12SP1

clean pull btw

[verbal whale]

on light?

[grand mesa]

aether, unfortunately

seems we just need 1 (one) tank

[rapid whale]

surely a pf tank can do just fine

[vestal hollow]

cursed lineup

[rapid whale]

its okay a full bis mch is surely on par with a double melded melee wk1

[jolly flume]

I got like a 72 on my alt first timing mch in this fight in 771 gear week 2 while subbing for a friends group

shit is free

[rapid whale]

rofl

[mossy eagle]

which fight?

[zealous meteor]

yeah, a scholar???

[jolly flume]

9 lol

it was downhill after 10

got like a 15 in 11 because I oopsie'd

[grand mesa]

ok

[stray forge]

is fake melee always m2

i dont actually know

[rapid whale]

here we go

idk talk to the fake melee

USE YOUR WORDSSSS

[grand mesa]

no

ask moriie

or state what posi you want

[random needle]

Which one do you want

[stray forge]

I'M MORIIE

[random needle]

I can probably make it work either way

[grand mesa]

oh,...

idk

[rapid whale]

put down the square and watch em dance

[winged spindle]

We reached Idyllic Dream

[grand mesa]

study

clear

it's just that easy

[winged spindle]

I know the mech, but without practice... I won't go further

[rapid whale]

you can do it

[winged spindle]

Practice will make it better 💪

[wicked delta]

Yo kick the mch from this party man

[clear plume]

anybody who parses worse than the mch in rdps gets booted

thoughts?

get a mod involved

[jolly flume]

lol

I got left on the floor for like a minute

[grand mesa]

conga rats

[grand mesa]

brother, i had no mp

[jolly flume]

ya I know

[stray forge]

bro....

[grand mesa]

its ok

we clear

sam just needs to get a bit cleaner on

the vamp cleaves next time

[robust shoal]

I'm actually cursed

[undone tide]

what did we clear

[jolly flume]

98

bottom text

[grand mesa]

@zealous meteor is there anything about

that last mech that gets to you

or is it just a nerves issue

[stray forge]

I'm sweating

[stray forge]

from those fights

[undone tide]

you should crit more

[zealous meteor]

it's mostly just nerves yeah

[grand mesa]

[undone tide]

nobody ever invites me for c4x’s…

[vestal hollow]

maybe 6 or 7 times you'll get that 100

[grand mesa]

1 step, 2 step, 1 step, 2 step

[zealous meteor]

keeping track of what's being cleaved while also moving between them isn't easy

and knowing that this is what killed me every time makes it worse

[jolly flume]

you can just dodge further away from the boss

so the bat is in your field of view instead of behind you

[grand mesa]

yeah

[stray forge]

I quit rpr

What’s the most selfish melee that exists

[undone tide]

the out aoe it also helps if you go to the side, you don’t have to be perfectly between the out and the in

[quick verge]

you died twice in m12 dickhead

[undone tide]

sam

[quick verge]

that was a rank 11

[zealous meteor]

yeah i'll try that

watering the eldite so she grows big and tall

[vestal hollow]

now sam gets to fight the dudebros

[zealous meteor]

while a cat is dancing on her

[rapid whale]

i literally have and u leave me on read wtf

[vestal hollow]

[robust shoal]

I just look at the other bat and do the opposite

[undone tide]

literally when MF

also unfortunately i do have a life

college…

[stray forge]

Sam vs snaking prog

[zealous meteor]

[grand mesa]

i just

[verbal whale]

m10 on light lets go

[grand mesa]

wedge myself into the middle of the cleave that just visually happened

[undone tide]

nobody here playing on light im sorry

[rapid whale]

have fun in m10s and reclearsssss

it's actually so fun

[zealous meteor]

yeah. and that works just fine for when i only need to go one cleave over
it's when i have to move two that it gets tricky
i invariably end up planting myself in the part that's getting cleaved

[stray forge]

I can’t comment on this bc I’m melee and don’t have to slide cast

[zealous meteor]

i think i just need to experience the mech more tbh

[rapid whale]

believing you can swift cast everything with variable sps is monka

err slide cast

sometimes you gotta just put the swift cast in the bag

if anything you ought to start by learning a mech that way and then try and shave more efficiency after, imho

[zealous meteor]

yeah no i ended up Ruin IIing 90% of my gcds

[rapid whale]

nodders

[quick verge]

lack of ego

only a real gamer will grief a top p6 to slidecast circles

[jolly flume]

can we drop puddles slower

im on 200 ping

C.E. prepares Dosis III.

[zealous meteor]

can mechanics come out slower, im on 160 ping

[stray forge]

I quit ffxiv

I dont know how to do damage

[zealous meteor]

no its not a skill issue. it's DEFINITELY a ping issue. trust me

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hugh-morris-tomodachi-life-tomodachi-life-living-the-dream-gif-7581488225346977158

[stray forge]

gonna just eat har gow and play nioh

[zealous meteor]

i'm scared to look at my uptime

oh dear

oh dear

why the fuck do they let me queue into savage

[stray forge]

U were dead

[rapid whale]

just do better in reclear

you can do it

[stray forge]

It will look better once u get da mechs down

[zealous meteor]

confusing all my friends by calling m10s the blowjob brothers

i thought that was their official name

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-final-fantasy-xiv-ff14-m10s-savage-raid-gif-1008039442734592352

[rapid whale]

so twu besti

[wicked delta]

You’re 40 years old man

Type normally

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/im-in-my-prime-funny-2

[tulip wraith]

who tf doesnt know them as that

[zealous meteor]

people who haven't done heavyweight at all yet <//3

[rapid whale]

liar you unlocked savage

[zealous meteor]

no, the friends i'm talking about haven't done heavyweight

i obviously have

[rapid whale]

the sprout chain

[zealous meteor]

yeah

we have:

• me: has done two (2) extremes, one (1) unreal, one (1) savage floor
• friend #1: is up to date on the msq, hasn't done heavyweight normal yet
• friend #2 and #3: are in late post-shb/early ew
• friend #4 and #5: are in post-ARR

[rapid whale]

@stray forge

oh post arr

the make or break moment

[zealous meteor]

they seem to be enjoying it

[rapid whale]

if they actually make it to hw they r hooked for life

[grand mesa]

watch a pov

it'll make sense

[jolly flume]

honestly if you just move quickly before the entire vfx fades

that makes it easier

the instant you see her wind up the animation you can already just book it

[grand mesa]

^

if you aren't already doing it

do it

once the cone appears

it's already snapshot

you should be moving

[tulip wraith]

what fight is this for?

[zealous meteor]

M9S

[tulip wraith]

ahh

oh the like tight pie cleaves while following the bat?

yeah that was a bitch

[zealous meteor]

[gets carried through a single fight] im so goated

[tulip wraith]

i get it

[zealous meteor]

[tulip wraith]

yeah i got not much to add that hasnt been said unfortunately

just go asap and plant right in the middle of where the damage was on the last hit

[jolly flume]

that's precisely why moving fast is important right

if you go fast you the vfx from the last hit still lingers

so you got a bit of a visual guide

[slender lichen]

i should post the pov of me doing it

its butt clenching

[jolly flume]

you are now carbohydrate

[rapid whale]

carbohydrated

[stray forge]

dibs on lipid

[rapid whale]

lipid the third

[jolly flume]

phospholipids your bilayer

[zealous meteor]

? there's a weird junk item in my inventory

[shy furnace]

I can't tell if you're being serious or not

[zealous meteor]

im not

[sinful brook]

It's only junk if you don't get more of them

[zealous meteor]

so i have to reclear now

[tulip wraith]

see you in 2 days!

[rapid whale]

have funnn

[zealous meteor]

lmao

[rain geode]

I mean it's only 3 books if you want an acc

It's not as though pf is like tying yourself to 7 cinder blocks and jumping into the ocean

[zealous meteor]

that sounds like pf IS like that

what are you hiding, mx 67 liter

[stray forge]

I would prefer this

[jolly flume]

that sounds like quite an appealing activity

[rain geode]

You gotta say "betcha you never seen anything this gnarly" before you do it to

[stray forge]

How I got described a week ago by someone who left a diff server I’m in

[jolly flume]

I've been saving this trick just for you!

[stray forge]

[zealous meteor]

what if i HAVE seen something that gnarly

[jolly flume]

fuck new yorkers

[tulip wraith]

impossible

[rapid whale]

what is midnight

[jolly flume]

wow

[zealous meteor]

waow

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/xalatath-princess-xal'atath-world-of-warcraft-wow-midnight-lorthemar-gif-14338914869384323991

[rapid whale]

oh is the wow expansion called midnight

i was like tf did i do lmafao

[rain geode]

What?

[stray forge]

I’m not playing it either it’s just a server my friends who do still play primarily talk in

[rapid whale]

ic

how dare you be a depressed new yorker who doesnt play wow

[sleek moon]

was it too much traumadump

[stray forge]

No the real reason was that everyone disagreed with what she thought

[grand mesa]

got some more m12p2 practice

[rapid whale]

wow get your overheal numbers up

smh

jk nice looking log

[wicked delta]

yeah fuck those guys

never met a cool person from new york

awful humans

[rapid whale]

clearly only depressed new yorkers would disagree with them

[sleek moon]

https://www.twitch.tv/golseph/clip/PunchyLivelyLemurDxCat-8huzGeWvABZkN7dH

look at my m12s clear death

apparently the fucking twister is bigger than the tower

[jolly flume]

it do be

[sleek moon]

i thought this game had good visual clarity

[jolly flume]

my 0.6% uptime 🥀

[rapid whale]

yea gotta be either dead center of platform or like, inside the hitbox far e/w of platform towards the boss

[rapid whale]

guessing u got wind tower'd

[jolly flume]

yessir

I am also the esuna bitch

[sleek moon]

just get 2 bards lmao

[rapid whale]

"sry i have a double weave there"

[grand mesa]

i eated it

[jolly flume]

nyooo

[grand mesa]

[mossy eagle]

This stupidass game. Parsed a 74 on doorboss, had some downtime and a missed intervene. Then parsed a 24, less downtime and no missed CDs, but I guess killtime or crit was bad

ANY CRITS IN THE CHAT

[jolly flume]

honestly I think there was more joy in my soul back when I didn't know howbadwasmycrit existed

I'd get a lower parse and be like hmmm there must be things I can still improve

time to go practice!

[rain geode]

Honestly crits shouldn't exist

[sleek moon]

i didnt know that site existed

[mossy eagle]

2 percent to 78 percent on crit luck is roughly 50 percentiles on fflogs I guess

[sleek moon]

but its already filtering me

[jolly flume]

now I kill boss get 75 load up the log and it's 5th percentile crit

[sleek moon]

im too lazy to do that

[mossy eagle]

You can just type the stats in

that's what I do

[stray forge]

Sounds evil

[sleek moon]

my 73 on tyrant

and 95 on vamp

ok time to go back to forgetting this site exists

[rapid whale]

guess my number

91

sajjies

[sleek moon]

in the words of Lumull in hell on rails: HIT IT HARDER

[rapid whale]

fr

alr got my pink on the fight so not end of the world but damn man

probwoulda been top 5 with good crit luck

[trim frost]

crit in this game is so ?????

i got an 81 on doorboss for barely hitting the dps check and killing my cotank twice (oopsy)

[rapid whale]

they deserved it

[jolly flume]

chud down

[mossy eagle]

What's the FFLogs 25th percentile for that job?

[remote gate]

honest question here, when it comes to overhealing isnt it going to happen regardless if you perfectly plan everything due to random heal crits/damage reduction?

[mossy eagle]

Yes

[trim frost]

yes

[mossy eagle]

And you'll over heal anyway from burning lilies or addersgall

[trim frost]

overheal is not inherently bad but significant overheal might be cause for concern

[jolly flume]

overheal is only something you worry about when you start being short resources for something because you're overhealing a previous segment

or if you're just putting a helios into a full hp party

[remote gate]

overhealing becomes problematic when youre spamming heals when that gcd heal could have been a damage spell or saved resource right

[jolly flume]

to be honest, overhealing is very rarely the problem with any particular situation

99% of the time it's either underhealing or the healers just not knowing how to press their 1 damage button

that is just not a metric you should gaf about beyond "I should not dump heals into a fully topped party"

[rapid whale]

36k

whm almost forced to overheal some fights

to not overcap lily

dont forget the crit thing doesnt take into acc how much dmg you got from buffs etc

[mossy eagle]

Oh right HBWMC is normal DPS, can't 1:1 them

Yeah exactly

[jolly flume]

honestly I think the world would be a better place if fflogs removed parses from healer jobs

[zealous meteor]

healing parses or dps parses

[mossy eagle]

If I join a PF and both healers have 99s I get scared

[jolly flume]

hps parses don't matter anyway

you can tell at a glance if one person is a concrete block around the other's ankles

dps parsing is like

[zealous meteor]

idea: keep healer parses but make anything 80 or above a "good enough :)"

[jolly flume]

kinda antithetical to being a good healer

[zealous meteor]

so my 4 on scholar is fine /s

[jolly flume]

we say that healer dps doesn't matter and it's true to the extent that you're still doing reasonably good damage simply from rolling your gcd but your damage should never come at the cost of margin of error for the party

and that's exactly what healer parsing is

its pushing that margin of error down as low as you can go for an extra energy drain

[stray forge]

It’s okay

[zealous meteor]

any scholar who uses energy drain with more than 10s left on their aetherflow cd should be banned

[stray forge]

Healer parses are controversial in WoW too

[mossy eagle]

This goes back to my proposition of "show people their uptime in-game"

[rapid whale]

erm

[trim frost]

glup

[zealous meteor]

yea

[rapid whale]

its generally the opposite

[jolly flume]

you can energy drain whenever you want if you know you don't need the stack

[rapid whale]

ya

[jolly flume]

but at the top end you'll be cutting soils off raidwides for the 100 potency

[stray forge]

Erm call me 007 100% uptime 100% overhealing 7 dead teammates

[jolly flume]

and that's just completely unintuitive to me because I play healer to heal

[trim frost]

sch bad

[zealous meteor]

call me 007
0 dps parse
0 hps parse
7% uptime

[trim frost]

post to reddit dot com

[stray forge]

Me trying to shill scholar to my static so we can ignore weapons prog

[rapid whale]

sch more or less rewards having planned mit sheets

[stray forge]

[rapid whale]

ig thats the case with any job but sch especially so

[mossy eagle]

You can crit bad, have a bad kill time, etc. and yeah that'll knock some percentiles (or a lot of percentiles) off your DPS. For two runs where I played roughly identically, crit was about 1k DPS difference. If the sage has 80% uptime and parses a 1%, then that's 4k DPS we have to claw back from somewhere else

[stray forge]

Since they are having trouble running to the next weapon…

[jolly flume]

scholar most of all rewards knowing your kit inside and out as it pertains to what skills cover what situations

because you don't have the luxury of eprog spamming while sprinting like sage

well you do during seraphism but 3m cd lol

[stray forge]

Is eprog for elounge

[molten moon]

Sch makes it harder for your poor shield healer lol

[rapid whale]

wat

sch is the shield healer

[stray forge]

Wat

[molten moon]

Can't epog for safety mid weapon if your sch

[rapid whale]

oh like that

yea

[molten moon]

Let your poor shield healer stay sage lol

[stray forge]

E

[zealous meteor]

but scholar makes you run faster

[molten moon]

It won't be up for all weapons

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/water-spray-2

[jolly flume]

there are plenty of things you can do in weapons without eprogging every hit

[molten moon]

People still have to use their own 2 feet lol

[stray forge]

My wrist hurts

[rapid whale]

nuh uh i will cry on the forums abt it

[stray forge]

Is this the end

[trim frost]

such as ruin 2

[jolly flume]

sage can't ignore the damage from the entire first weapon because it doesn't have spreadlo

[zealous meteor]

if only they let us mount mid battle

[rapid whale]

stop yorkin it

[mossy eagle]

They should drop e tactics to 60 second CD and just completely invalidate sage

[jolly flume]

etac is a 20s cd

lol

[rapid whale]

isnt it the crit that makes spreadlo good

or is that overkill

[zealous meteor]

do you mean deployment tactics

emergency tactics is 20s like chiyo said

[mossy eagle]

Oh yeah lol

Deployment tactics

[jolly flume]

deploy is broken because it converts single target healing buffs into party wide ones

[zealous meteor]

actually emergeny tactics is 15 seconds

[jolly flume]

20% from rampart or krasis now means you have like

150 extra potency on your shield

which is already around 800

[zealous meteor]

they should make deployment tactics spread catalyze too

[rapid whale]

wat

[zealous meteor]

raw adlo shield is 540 potency
rampart adlo is 810 yeah

[jolly flume]

no

recite adlo is 864

the spreadable portion

[zealous meteor]

oH recitation yeah

i was looking at a raw adlo

[zealous meteor]

HELP I FORGOT

I FORGOT I HAD THIS MOD

[remote gate]

he's coming for you sam

[sleek moon]

i have spreadsheet healers and yeah

anything goes wrong and "they dont have anything" for it

wont gcd heal

min max healers are prob the one thing that can sour a raid tier for me

[zealous meteor]

its fine i didnt die

[visual sable]

quick question as someone who dont know about mods, is it possible to make the names in chat with colors and job display like that in vanilla?

[zealous meteor]

yes

[visual sable]

also lmao that mod is hilarious

[zealous meteor]

character config -> log window settings -> name display settings

[visual sable]

goated, ty!

[vestal hollow]

so sam you're going into m10s tonight?

[zealous meteor]

it's 2:15 am

so no

[vestal hollow]

its peak hours na

[zealous meteor]

i need to SLEEP

[vestal hollow]

raiders dont sleep.

[zealous meteor]

i try to not be completely nocturnal

[zealous meteor]

then i guess i'm not a raider

[midnight furnace]

FINALLY I RECLEARED M10S

and i managed to nab a Glaze!

[daring pine]

@vestal hollow hugs you

[vestal hollow]

wtf

wrong blink but ill take it

[daring pine]

i just woke up

[zealous meteor]

[daring pine]

i keep sleeping

[vestal hollow]

ur a cat

oomf

[daring pine]

i had a weird dream

[vestal hollow]

oh?

[mossy eagle]

Me at da club

[random needle]

Oh Marce, did you see my m12 glam

Eveyting bruns

[daring pine]

i was asleep for a bit so no

but i like the glam

[daring pine]

👁️

[vestal hollow]

[low hearth]

you got this i think

[daring pine]

dies

[low hearth]

phase 1 is really easy and phase 2 you just study

dont die in p1 though u might enrage

[random needle]

Yeah, I just have to remember stuff for p1

[low hearth]

like 1 death week 3 was GGs...

gotta wall

[random needle]

Except glooper, that's an actual mechanic

[random needle]

Fortunately I'm 777 ilvl, so if I die it doesn't matter

[daring pine]

We've both been unlucky with loot, haven't we?

I'm only 778 💔

[random needle]

Unlucky with loot, delayed on clears, yeah

[daring pine]

I still haven't cleared 10..

[random needle]

I'm only at 777 rn because I bought an earring before my m11 clear

[daring pine]

And I've only gotten 1 accessory from m9

because i booked it

[random needle]

Hoping I can get my ring soon... coping

[stray forge]

blooper mechanic

[daring pine]

Luckily I only need 1 piece from m10s and m11s

Just one..

[worn bluff]

no that’s just good hold

[random needle]

I need two from 10 and one from 11

And like, 3 glaze from 10 and 2 twine from 11

So I'm gonna be beating the beach boys for a while

[trim frost]

no❤️

[daring pine]

vro

[shy obsidian]

i need three glazes 💔

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sugacourt-jinkook

[shy obsidian]

did i say something weird

i just have three bygone brass accessories i need to upgrade ;-;

[boreal pumice]

[low hearth]

hop in m10s

[shy obsidian]

I'm TRYING TO PROGGGG

[robust shoal]

Hop on M10S

[undone tide]

who wants to guess how this happened

[mossy eagle]

My B

[daring pine]

hello!

[rain geode]

you cant make me

[novel garden]

Do it together bro

[low hearth]

What a drag

[rain geode]

Betcha never seen anything this gnarly

[novel garden]

If there ain't a wave to ride, just make one yourself

[dull drum]

bounce on it

[jolly flume]

?

[mossy eagle]

he didn't stutter

[clear plume]

wtf skill is that

[random needle]

Well, Deep Blue is a Shetona...

[random needle]

Sounds like something from m12

Just checked, apparently they're the AOEs that drop the blobs for act 2?

[undone tide]

the pantokrator aoes

[clear plume]

Crazy

[random needle]

Oh it's both

[dull drum]

yeah ima be real i dont know half these names

i just yolo

[random needle]

Same, I mostly just look at this when I don't know what the attack name in death log is

[mossy eagle]

For the final re-enactment stacks, can the tanks raw dog their stack or do they need some light personal mit?

[dull drum]

light personal mit

if you’re the tank invulning final buster set feel free to go ham

[rapid whale]

knowing cast names? nope i throw mits out based on my rotation

[dapper zealot]

just vibe mit :)

[winged spindle]

I mit when my raid lead say so

https://tenor.com/view/clown-cat-cat-clown-cat-clown-cat-joker-gif-17984725160007666036

[jolly flume]

i mit according to how hard my ass clenches at the sight of a castbar

[winged spindle]

🤣

[spice path]

What's mit?

[dapper zealot]

The Melbourne Institution of Technology

[amber fable]

Something you overwrite

[jolly flume]

it doesn't increase your damage so you don't need to press it

[dapper zealot]

I don't see it in the balance opener, don't need it

[novel garden]

Stares up at my target hp to see if co melee fient so I don't end up high five still ends up high five

[novel garden]

Was me during first time progging 12 seeing the fixer cast bar

[jolly flume]

honestly mit progging 12 was chill asf

double shield was the best choice we ever made

then we had to mit prog in reclears because my cohealer only has regen healers on alt

[novel garden]

I had a drg in one of my pfs backflip off the platform during mortal slayer

[dapper zealot]

gotta keep the meme alive

[jolly flume]

did we need that guy

[novel garden]

He was just making sure the floor tb was in check lol

[mossy eagle]

"Towers to Clear"

Look inside
Stack/Defamation 1 prog

[finite plank]

technically idyllic

to clear

[rapid whale]

or the classic "c41" but its really idyllic fresh but they studied and are confident

[lyric summit]

thats after towers technically

[thin tartan]

just didnt specifcy which towers

[radiant kraken]

the silly when you need chat for a fight but you are in nn and they keep scrolling ur chat and you cant leave nn while in an instance

[versed kayak]

just...filter it out?

Unless it's unfilterable idk, I've been in there for like two seconds before leaving

[radiant kraken]

yeah you can its just silly you cant leave while inside

[alpine plover]

[amber fable]

Disable auto scroll down

It keeps the chat where you left it

I dont remember if base game has it or was it simple tweaks

[wicked delta]

Simple tweaks

Dont think base game has it

[dapper zealot]

is this what bnus do when they meet up?

[sly basin]

simple tweaks also lets u lock chatwindow so u dont accidentally move it or resize it, so many useful tweaks...

[zealous meteor]

is it just me or is m9 the hardest normal mode of the tier

[trim frost]

it honestly is

probably the hardest-hitting outgoing damage overall

and they keep a lot of stuff from savage in normal

[zealous meteor]

having a first timer probably didn't help but i had to use two ethers just to not oom

congrats to square enix for making a normal fight where i actually have to use seraphism though

[trim frost]

ss1 unironically harder than it is in savage

[random needle]

It's a little wild that they removed the spreads and light parties from Savage, yeah

Healers just... do nothing for like 40 seconds

[trim frost]

probably because there's very ouchy raidwides right after it finishes i guess

[zealous meteor]

i am shocked that the spreads/stacks got removed

[random needle]

Spreadlo should be back up by then

[grand mesa]

either the pull has gone to shit or you might be pressing concit a little too much

[zealous meteor]

there's no such thing as too much concitation
but yeah it kinda went to shit

[grand mesa]

There can be..

your mana isn't infinite

[random needle]

There's a line between "pressing Succor like it's Broil" and "0 heal parse" that needs to be walked

[zealous meteor]

[zealous meteor]

but yeah i might have over-succored a bit

because everyone was dying left and right

[grand mesa]

Very hard to recover pulls by yourself on shield heal

[zealous meteor]

yeah and the whm died thrice

[dapper zealot]

Why would chiyo do that

[zealous meteor]

not chiyo

it was someone on cactuar

[grand mesa]

my bad

[zealous meteor]

unless he's got a secret alt

[zealous meteor]

it wasn't you either

[wicked delta]

Idk I think M11 might be comparable but I do think its one of the more difficult normals

It as in M9

That shit hurt day 1 LMFAO

[zealous meteor]

yeah

[dapper zealot]

Arena split gets a lot of new people in 11

[zealous meteor]

also i'm kinda sad that normal mode didn't repeat the gag from omega where it went "ALPHASCAPE COMPLETE!" after the third fight

[jolly flume]

[dapper zealot]

Phase 1 I was "oh this seems really easy compared to the previous."
Then arena split happens and I have to bust my ass rezzing everyone then dying myself

[grand mesa]

btw, you probably should work on maximizing your kit a little better, sam

[zealous meteor]

yea

[grand mesa]

believe in u..

Man

There is no content to do 🥀

[jade nimbus]

Btw quick question about elliptic meteor

[vestal hollow]

im right here hello?

[jade nimbus]

Is the pray marker baited on proximity?

[mossy eagle]

Yes

Which is why melees stack inside the boss and ranged outside

[jade nimbus]

Mhm, can't the healer also stack inside then?

[grand mesa]

Are you an m4s anychest c4 that I can hopefully try to get an orange in..

[jade nimbus]

And let the two ranged dps deal with it?

[vestal hollow]

id be your gold pookie

[mossy eagle]

I believe it's any of the four furthest players can be assigned the prey marker

[jolly flume]

it picks 2 of the 4 furthest

[grand mesa]

Melees healers and ranged all bait one meteor eventually

Oh

Ecliptic

Not the other one

mb

Yeah

It's 4 furthest

[amber fable]

M12p1 is easy, beside coil but its just diet looper

[jade nimbus]

Ah I see

[grand mesa]

So if you have healers in

The melees can accidentally get it

You don't want that

[mossy eagle]

M12SP1 is kind of a wet fart of a fight

[jolly flume]

wet farts have comedic value

doorboss does not

[amber fable]

Got to act 3 in one lockout

[random needle]

Everything in p1 is just "stand and let mechanic resolve" except glooper

[amber fable]

Surely next lockout p2...

[mossy eagle]

Not going to lie I'm kind of surprised SE missed with the door boss

[grand mesa]

At least the music was alright

[mossy eagle]

EW's and Promise were all pretty good

[valid solar]

its a little late to try and parse m4

[amber fable]

Echo parse

[grand mesa]

4th floor

W/e

Smartass

Abbreviating it with m was a mistake

[valid solar]

yeah I was an m truther but perhaps we shouldve gone with R

[verbal whale]

threw up a m10 any chest on Light just need book

[grand mesa]

R would've been better

[mossy eagle]

I was an R Truther but no one believed me

[grand mesa]

I was too

Ill level my eu alt one day

(probably when .5 patch hits after ult)

[verbal whale]

Ill do the same with my Aether alt

lol

[zealous meteor]

i don't think m4s has anychests anymore

[grand mesa]

I'm talking about the 4th floor

[verbal whale]

be honest who misses the dancing frogs?

[random needle]

We all do

[verbal whale]

disco fever was a vibe

ngl

[jolly flume]

I wouldn't go back to cruiserweight

because that means no tyranny time

I love tyranny time

[random needle]

I kinda wish I had gotten to do m5s on content

[grand mesa]

disco frog was peak whimsy

[random needle]

But the other fights this tier are good from what I've done so far

[clear plume]

Tyranny time

[grand mesa]

I don't like the first floor, and I hate how bad pf is with the third

[verbal whale]

Like my dream is they make a dancer only mount and its a stripper pole fr fr

[grand mesa]

Rest feel okay.

M12p2 is conceptually pretty cool, though

[random needle]

M11 on reclear is gonna be rough, I can feel it

[zealous meteor]

same,

i love m5n

[fierce matrix]

okay but when you climbed in the ring

[jolly flume]

the ring was aight

[verbal whale]

anyone got an FC on Aether Sargatanas I can keep my alt?

[undone tide]

m12sp2 is probably the best savage floor of all time

[jolly flume]

idk if it's better than oracle

but they're both roughly in the same tier

[random needle]

And I'm gonna be progging both at the same time...

[jolly flume]

my thing is mostly just that lindwurm has two mechanics that feel like they were missing something

you can disagree on rep 1 but idt you can for blood mana

itm rel is also kinda lame but the rest of the fight is pretty solid all around

[random needle]

I guess they hedged all their bets on Idyllic

Still, if I had to choose between a bad door boss or a bad second boss, I'd pick the bad door boss

Ideally both phases would be good, but I'm speaking in the hypothetical of "everything is either p12s or m12s"

[grand mesa]

Which one is blood mana again

I miss p8s

Both phases were good

[random needle]

I'm looking forward to doing panda

[craggy marsh]

honestly M4 had both good phases too imo

[random needle]

We've probably still got at least another month on e12s though... I guess it depends on how long it takes for my blind group to solve p2

We've been making slow prog through p1, but that's mostly because we're ironing out our execution and also doing questionable at best strats for lions

[jolly flume]

walmart superchain

[grand mesa]

Oh yea

That mechanic doesn't exist in my head

[craggy marsh]

P8s also showed us just how dogshit SE is at balancing and playtesting so it's goated on that front too

P8s really was a banger all around

[grand mesa]

p8p1 caster opti was so fun

[jolly flume]

embers is still my goat

[undone tide]

i personally think its better than oracle but that’s just me

[wicked delta]

M5S was fun as hell

[undone tide]

i also just really didn’t like apocs but it was probably a skill issue

[wicked delta]

I liked reclearing that more than M9 lol

[undone tide]

m5s was bog standard first floor

idk why people think it was special

[wicked delta]

Cus vibes were good

I dont care about mechanics if it has good vibes

[undone tide]

m9s and m1s both have better ost

[wicked delta]

M9 maybe

M1 you’re smoking crack

[undone tide]

only thing i’m smoking is the dancing green pack

[jolly flume]

i'm sinister 🗣️ under your skin 🗣️

[wicked delta]

I just dont like sinister lmao

Okay well

[grand mesa]

if u dont like m5 u have no joy and whimsy in ur life

[wicked delta]

I can listen to it for like

[grand mesa]

i dont make the rules 😔

[wicked delta]

3 pulls max

Any more than that and its bgm 0 moment

It hurts my ears

[undone tide]

i never said i didn’t like it

[grand mesa]

I rawdogged this tier

No music

[undone tide]

i just don’t get why a lot of people put it on a pedestal

[grand mesa]

Just the sounds of my gcd and people dying

[undone tide]

this was such a bad decision

the ost this tier is so so so good

[wicked delta]

Saying it was fun as hell doesn’t mean pedestal lmfao

I just liked the fight like ok damn my bad

[grand mesa]

I don't like it enough to keep it on for repeated pulls

[random needle]

m9s music is aight, but it gets old after a while

[grand mesa]

I keep bgm on for reclears if I feel like it

But it stays off

[random needle]

The Mirror just bangs though, and if you disagree you're wrong

[wicked delta]

I can listen to M10 all day lmfao

[random needle]

And Absolute Tyrrany is peam

[wicked delta]

It was never a bgm 0 moment for m10

IM STANDING IM STANDING IM STANDING HERE

[random needle]

I think the only song I have had to turn off eventually for raid sanity purposes was Footsteps In The Snow

e8sp1 my beloathed

[wicked delta]

I turned off Heroes when I still progged DSR

[grand mesa]

I turned off top music

[wicked delta]

That shit literally gives me trauma now

[grand mesa]

Fuck p1

[random needle]

Man, I really like Heroes, and I still did by the end of my prog

I might have to change Deltascape when I do TOP though

[grand mesa]

I turn music off so I don't end up despising it if I know it's starting to get grating

[craggy marsh]

Wipes to double dragons

HWEEEEEEEEE

[wicked delta]

I like Heroes it just gives me trauma lmao

[grand mesa]

I don't want music to cause a trauma response in me

[jolly flume]

I was bgm 100 the entire tier

even for the opps

[random needle]

DYS AN SOHM IN

[undone tide]

i almost always prog with music because it helps me tap into a specific fight

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-back-away-close-door-gif-15554720

[craggy marsh]

Personally the Thordan EX music should've been the phase 2 theme

instead of heroes

[undone tide]

you say this like it wasn’t the best bgm of the tier

[jolly flume]

it was not

[random needle]

Honestly yeah, it's a shame Heroes Never Die wasn't used at all in DSR

[wicked delta]

I like the mirror more than everything burns but thats just me lol

[undone tide]

should have been the heroes orchestral version lol

[wicked delta]

Everything burns goated tho

[craggy marsh]

DSR music kinda bummed me

[undone tide]

unfortunately orchestral versions don’t loop so they won’t work for a phase 1

[jolly flume]

to this day we still randomly say "light it up" at each other in vc and crack tf up

[craggy marsh]

no remixes at all besides phase 7

[wicked delta]

Never let the opps win

[random needle]

I do fw Revenge Twofold orchestral though

[undone tide]

revenge twofold is mid

orchestral in specific

[random needle]

You're mid

[craggy marsh]

Me moments before lighting a fire next to the 50 propane tanks I snuck into the nursing home

[undone tide]

pretty disappointing

[wicked delta]

Im on fire burning brighter than anyone alive

[undone tide]

this is known

[wicked delta]

Im way too hot to touch so just remember if you try

[jolly flume]

who would wanna touch you anyways

nasty ass

[wicked delta]

My boyfriend?

[jolly flume]

nice imagination

[wicked delta]

What the fuck

YOU LITERALLY SPOKE TO HIM

????

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

Yo why is Chiyo such a fucking hater

Im gonna modmail smh

[random needle]

... Though now that I think about it, don't most ults only have like one remix for the final phase theme? I guess UWU and TEA are exceptions, unless I'm forgetting something else

[undone tide]

who?

[wicked delta]

I wish terrible things upon you

[undone tide]

get in line

[craggy marsh]

UWU and TEA should be the ultimate music standard man

they have banger ost

[wicked delta]

Im going back to church to make the pastor sing along with me

And it’ll all be about your downfall

God bless the Lord 🙏🏾

[undone tide]

dawg the church does NOT want you

[wicked delta]

The church LOVES me they wanted me to join

[craggy marsh]

if I walk into a church I will probably burst into flames

my ass is not innocent

[wicked delta]

I wont burst into flames because I am a beautiful soul

[dapper zealot]

You need an exorcism

[undone tide]

whenever i talk about church i feel like a reddit atheist

[craggy marsh]

for starters i'm gay and the church doesn't like that

[wicked delta]

Im also gay but god loves me fr

[undone tide]

what led you to this conclusion

[craggy marsh]

nah god left me to die

[wicked delta]

The bible

[craggy marsh]

he's responsible for my colon issues

fuck him

[undone tide]

god isn’t real because i have like 3 different mental conditions

[craggy marsh]

if god was real he'd make pf a better place

[wicked delta]

God is real because otherwise all my enemies would be thriving

[craggy marsh]

checkmate

[wicked delta]

And they are not

🙏🏾

[undone tide]

i am thriving

?

[wicked delta]

You’re not significant enough to be an enemy

[undone tide]

who are you?

[wicked delta]

Tobias

[craggy marsh]

Tobi has no enemies

[undone tide]

no shot

if tobi has no enemies then i am dead

[wicked delta]

Then perish

[undone tide]

make me

[grand mesa]

the girls are fighting.

[undone tide]

are the girls in the room with us…

[wicked delta]

This pasty white boy is challenging me during black history month

[undone tide]

oh i kinda forgot

[wicked delta]

[undone tide]

lowkey

tobi i’m sorry… i didn’t mean any of this…

[wicked delta]

I am a good person and on a lot of meds so I am choosing to forgive you

Something something gods will

Im not good at being a catholic at all

[jolly flume]

clearly

[grand mesa]

I got told I'd be in hell pretty early on

[wicked delta]

Yo fuck off I hope your trains keep being delayed

[grand mesa]

I hope satan is hot

[clear plume]

Ur not important enough to get 1 on 1 time with him

[wicked delta]

I think my swear counter alone will prevent me from seeing the pearly gates

[grand mesa]

Who are you

Anyways

Is time to open a random anychest because I'm bored

[wicked delta]

I have to clean but im procrastinating

[grand mesa]

go clean girl

[jolly flume]

never mind the hatred in your heart

[wicked delta]

I like some people!

Such as my boyfriend

I like him a lot

[grand mesa]

tobi hates my guts ...

its so over..

[wicked delta]

And then I also like Mariah Carey

And Brittney Spears

[undone tide]

i’m the only person in my family who hasn’t been baptized

they left me for satan.

and then i became an xiv player

[wicked delta]

And I guess some ppl in endgame lounge are chill 🙄

[deep gale]

me at the entrance to the kingdom of heaven when saint peter pulls out a massive book
"Is that the ledger of who is able to enter heaven?"
"No it's the number of times you said fuck"

[undone tide]

i wish i had a dollar for every time i’ve said fuck

[grand mesa]

[undone tide]

jeff bezos levels of greed

[wicked delta]

Id be richer than the muskrat if I got money for everytime I said a swear

[undone tide]

the muskrat?

[zealous meteor]

here, have a replacement colon :

[wicked delta]

The owner of X duh

[jolly flume]

me but mildly offensive jokes

[grand mesa]

I'm an angel

Pure and without fault

[undone tide]

you seen his stuff in the files?

it’s actually hilarious

[jolly flume]

am i [REDACTED]

[wicked delta]

Yea but I don’t think we can discuss it here

Is funny as shit tho

[zealous meteor]

he owns an entire letter????

wtf

[grand mesa]

He's trying

Not doing a good job at it though

[undone tide]

i wish

[wicked delta]

Ask him lmfao he tried it

[grand mesa]

pathetic mailfailure chud 🥀

[fierce matrix]

I wish

[wicked delta]

I said SOME

[mossy eagle]

My B

[round hazel]

!mute 146656795421573120 1h

[storm frost]

Success!

@wicked delta has been muted by @round hazel for 1 hour!

[round hazel]

Please don't evade the filter/mention that controversial figure on this server

!mute 361669152802471945 1h

[storm frost]

Success!

@undone tide has been muted by @round hazel for 1 hour!

[dapper zealot]

Lol

[clear plume]

My self control was tested at a league event I’m doing rn

[worn bluff]

he was talking about ch*yo right

[jolly flume]

[clear plume]

So level 2 on galio I solo kill a current pro player in mid lane and my teammate goes “I didn’t expect you to have that dog in you like that”

And I’m like “I coached some of the best for a reason”

And she drops “yeah but you have a husband voice, no offence”

And I always replied with “brave words from somebody with a housewife voice” but self control won this round

[grand mesa]

Uh

Alright

[zealous meteor]

[mossy eagle]

Most sane League players

[undone tide]

i’m back

thought chiyo was a banned word…

[jolly flume]

my bad

[wicked delta]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-shaking-head-speed-shaking-head-speed-clapping-hands

[stray forge]

1 hr wasn’t long enough

1 day next time pls

[rapid whale]

24 hrs jail of the tyrant

[jolly flume]

come gag me irl instead

[rapid whale]

for FrEEEe

[vestal hollow]

I can do that for free, dear.

[stray forge]

Holup

[vestal hollow]

?

[zealous meteor]

?

[shy obsidian]

?

[zealous meteor]

let a guy get gagged if he wants to

[rain geode]

Mmph

[zealous meteor]

or a girl

[rain geode]

[valid solar]

You know apparently discord is going to use AI to guess your age based off your profile

You're cooked tew

[rain geode]

Oh guess Ill probably be cancelling my nitro then

[craggy marsh]

They're what

how does that even work

[rain geode]

Although youd think the fact Ive had this account for 11 fucking years would give them cause to think Im older then 18

[valid solar]

What if you made your account when you were 6

[craggy marsh]

What if someone had to make a new account after discords shitty security

bc that's what I had to do

[valid solar]

Nah mango is actually just 2 years old

[craggy marsh]

goo goo ga ga

I want M11 clear

[rain geode]

same

[zealous meteor]

i didnt know babies were allowed to play ffxiv

[craggy marsh]

wdym? babies fit right in with this game

[zealous meteor]

you're right

[craggy marsh]

just look at how people reacted to DT

[zealous meteor]

but only if they play lala

[dull drum]

DT msq was shit first half thoughts on my take

[stray forge]

wait

I've said I'm 73

like 500 times

in multiple servers

[valid solar]

Why aren't you 67

[stray forge]

discord is gonna think im the oldest person in the world

[stray forge]

bc I said im 72 last year before 67 was a thing

thanks

[rapid whale]

69

[jolly flume]

420

[valid solar]

I found the image

[craggy marsh]

"High confidence they are an adult"

[valid solar]

Yeah you need to start erping on discord so they think you're an adult I fear

[rain geode]

Oh boy I work evenings and weekends so Im fucked

[craggy marsh]

my ass is NOT comfortable typing that shit out on discord

I erp irl

safer that way

[zealous meteor]

irl erp is just sex

[craggy marsh]

ya

[valid solar]

Damn look at Mr popular over here

[jolly flume]

"signs of working hours"

yeah it's over

[craggy marsh]

damn it's over for half this chat

I know some of ya'll aint employed

[jolly flume]

i'm probably safe for playing xiv though

[jolly flume]

nobody under the age of 35 would play a game like this

[zealous meteor]

i have already given discord my ID four fucking times

[craggy marsh]

they're gonna ban you instantly wdym