endgame-lounge

[quick verge]

baby need nappy :(

[alpine plover]

😭 😭 😭

[wicked delta]

SHUT UP

[worn bluff]

look in the mirror, it's not where i wanna be

[stray forge]

I think my blood pressure is like 120/70 lol

[steep narwhal]

erm

[worn bluff]

[steep narwhal]

if that's ur blood pressure u can't even go to the ER

bc u have exploded.

[jolly flume]

blood water balloon

sploosh!

[stray forge]

Scene from clover field

[flint ledge]

What do those numbers even mean

🥀

[worn bluff]

[jolly flume]

systolic diastolic

[quick verge]

it’s like

a parse

the higher the number the greater the chance of dying

the lower the number the likelier you are to survive

[jolly flume]

it's more like the dps that your heart is doing to your arteries

[quick verge]

hope this helps

[steep narwhal]

😭

[jolly flume]

if your arteries take too much damage you die

[steep narwhal]

ok but if it's too low u can die too

[quick verge]

optimal is like 1/2

[steep narwhal]

its like that one boss in hakkue manor hard

too much dps u wipe too little dps u slow

[dapper zealot]

What's the DD for your arteries?

[jolly flume]

ohhhhhhh

[stray forge]

Tbh I feel like a lot of Chinese food is salty as hell idk how it’s not higher

[quick verge]

idk bruh

[stray forge]

Maybe this is why I’m a “banana” as the kids say

[quick verge]

what the fuck does that mean

[jolly flume]

chinese ppl eat infant sized portions

[flint ledge]

That lwk made no sense

[quick verge]

yeah you probably just don’t eat

[rain geode]

I eat giant portions but only eat once a day

[steep narwhal]

blood pressure is so interesting

[stray forge]

I mean

It’s not that interesting

[steep narwhal]

ok well if u know more abt it

it's rlly interesting

[quick verge]

how do you blood pressuremaxx

[worn bluff]

until you're at a family dinner with your aunts and uncles and they tell you to finish every single plate on the table

[quick verge]

2L of red 40 a day?

[stray forge]

No I would still rather play video games

[quick verge]

10 grams of salt each meal

[dapper zealot]

Eat a shiton of salty food

[stray forge]

I do eat though

[quick verge]

me too twin

[stray forge]

I even snacks

Yum yum

Spicy chip

[rain geode]

I wish I didnt have to eat

[jolly flume]

and then call you a fat fuck like two days later

[quick verge]

eating is the best part of the day

[worn bluff]

[stray forge]

They love calling you fat

[quick verge]

eating is so elite I’ll bitch about it for the entirety of raid

[jolly flume]

surprisingly they don't call me fat anymore

they just say I'm built like a tree bc they're all tiny

[remote gate]

how ass is ucob to do in the big 2026

[worn bluff]

when you finally finish all the stuff your aunts and uncles told you to eat, then your aunts and uncles from the other table bring over more food and tell you to eat more

[stray forge]

They will literally call me fat and then 2 days later say I have such a good figure

I think it’s like

[midnight furnace]

I know this question was probably asked already but about the Pilgrim Traverse hair, is there a floor it is more likely to drop?

[stray forge]

Built into their brains to be annoying as possible

[wicked delta]

I will

[jolly flume]

im a fat fuck what about it

I LOVE food

[stray forge]

Or maybe they’re just saying my tits are fat

[jolly flume]

the only reason I love cooking

is bc I get to eat it after

[finite plank]

watch me burn water

[jolly flume]

food is so great...

[stray forge]

Really

I feel like I eat the least when I cook

I wanna see everyone else eat it instead

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

I make good ass food

I'm keeping that shit for myself

[stray forge]

When I cook for myself I literally make like

The saddest meals ever

[wicked delta]

I also make really good food thats why my bf wants to marry me

[thin fox]

https://tenor.com/view/coleslaw-wtdg-ld-function-midas-coleslaw-gif-14712456131326034818

[jolly flume]

you did not just make this

[wicked delta]

😭

[stray forge]

Vs when I cook for other people and it takes like 5 hours of work

[jolly flume]

all fuckin mine

[wicked delta]

Anti Chiyo Shiomi gif

[jolly flume]

I didn't actually eat all of it

but damn

it was good

[wicked delta]

Give me some bruh

[worn bluff]

that look kinda good...

[clear plume]

30m of pf normally

[jolly flume]

it was fire

[wicked delta]

Maybe you do deserve the title of malewife

[jolly flume]

except the part where I couldn't find my blowtorch so I had to tweeze the whole slab of pork belly by hand

kill me

[quick verge]

chiyo doesn’t cook for me

im so hungry rn

[wicked delta]

I hope you marry a super rich woman who you can cook for every single day

[dapper zealot]

Nah takes less than that

[craggy marsh]

well yeah why would the husband cook for the wife

[finite plank]

i'd cook a pot of curry and have it serve me for 1-3 days with rice

[worn bluff]

that doesn't look like caramel popcorn. why are you throwing

[stray forge]

All mine

[thin fox]

chiyo the housewife

[wicked delta]

Biscuit is not marriage material

[quick verge]

how

[craggy marsh]

noble and bapple are so lucky to have chiyo be the static housewife

[stray forge]

Biscuit the wife that burns everything they cook

[quick verge]

im smart and handsome and make money and tall and charismatic

[finite plank]

if im out of rice, i'd use bread

[quick verge]

and awesome

[true beacon]

https://youtu.be/nQ7c-WqrlPY?si=zMqkl5o_4wOlI446

[quick verge]

and skilled

[stray forge]

And then forces you to eat the burnt food

[jolly flume]

ngl curry is op meal prep

[wicked delta]

[finite plank]

i use the instant curry cubes

dont actually know how to make japanese curry

[craggy marsh]

meet me at fanfest

we much compare handsomeness

[stray forge]

I make non Asian food only we got jambalaya out here

[quick verge]

why would I ever go to fanfest

[dapper zealot]

That'd be liv, don't let her cook

[jolly flume]

I make western food more than asian stuff

[quick verge]

im only going if yoshida agrees to fight me

[clear plume]

I normally just make pasta sauce for spaghetti when I meal prep and make the noodles fresh when I go to eat bc that’s a fine like 10m time

[craggy marsh]

damn biscuit doesn't wanna fight me in the parking lot

[wicked delta]

Im marriage material for 3 reasons

1. I can cook
2. I an very funny
3. My ass is fat

Nothing else is necessary

[finite plank]

i only know how to make curry and the same way as the curry, milk soup

[stray forge]

Isn’t yoshida that girl from that comic? Emergence or whatever

[wicked delta]

These three factors will help you win at life

[jolly flume]

I need an immersion blender

the way I make curry is a pain in the ass rn

[craggy marsh]

im marriage material

1. Femboy
2. Have a nice ass
3. Can cook and bake
4. Femboy

[wicked delta]

If you cant be funny then you need to have a fat ass

If you dont have a fat ass then learn how to cook

[jolly flume]

im not marriage material

1. xiv player
2. gacha player

[clear plume]

Anybody who calls themselves a femboy is not marriage material

Marriage cannot fix brainrot

[craggy marsh]

DAMN

[zealous meteor]

5. paladin player who isn't annoying

[stray forge]

Honestly real

[craggy marsh]

Does that mean I need to divorce my husband now

[wicked delta]

Yeah

Its the law

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[zealous meteor]

no your husband needs to divorce you

[stray forge]

Especially ffxiv femboys you know they in everyone’s dms

[dapper zealot]

legally mandated divorce

[craggy marsh]

what happens in xiv stays in xiv

[wicked delta]

Husband who blows all of the money for rent on anime png

[jolly flume]

ok but I can make good food tho

[craggy marsh]

see I play lala so I ward off the creeps

[jolly flume]

I also do the laundry and clean the house

[wicked delta]

Are you trying to advertise yourself or something

[zealous meteor]

you ward off the normal creeps but it invites WORSE creeps

[wicked delta]

You wont find a XIV girlfriend here

[craggy marsh]

you'll never catch me within a 1000 yalm radius of a male au ra

[true beacon]

Meanwhile

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1212562443855994910/1468642354255892712/image.png?ex=6984c347&is=698371c7&hm=1ade9d1add400c6c3545034a720302d685db107a075797ccd2953340c5be33b4&

[finite plank]

worse company

[wicked delta]

Almost all the women in this chat are lesbians

[jolly flume]

it's called coping

[craggy marsh]

chiyo my husband says you can watch

[zealous meteor]

can watch what

[craggy marsh]

idk

[wicked delta]

Hopium

[craggy marsh]

stuff

[jolly flume]

netflix right

[wicked delta]

Netflix and

Chill?

[zealous meteor]

netflix and chill (asexual edition)

[clear plume]

Chiyo just go to a hospital and meet a cute Chinese girl nurse frfr

[jolly flume]

@steep narwhal u know anyone

[wicked delta]

I fucking cant

😭😭😭😭

[clear plume]

Then she will make enough to understand gacha addiction

[craggy marsh]

ye

we watching one piece

[jolly flume]

some of the biggest gacha addicts I know work in the medical field

[wicked delta]

Fuck I wanna watch one piece too

[clear plume]

Same

[wicked delta]

Can I come

[jolly flume]

they just don't have time to play much

[craggy marsh]

sure more the merrier

[jolly flume]

[clear plume]

Having things to do on your phone for the 30m you have during your cope break before driving home is huge for them

And they make enough

Dangerous mix

[true beacon]

That does describe someone here

[wicked delta]

Boy am I glad I dont work in the medical field

Id be a terrible nurse

I would fight my patients

[finite plank]

be a blackmarket doctor isntead

[true beacon]

I work in the airline industry

[shy obsidian]

does speech pathology count as a medical field

i'm studying for it

[flint ledge]

Real

🙏

[flint ledge]

I’d say so

[wicked delta]

Ive seen how some of these fuckers talk to nurses

I cant handle that

Id unplug your life support fuck you sassy ass

[true beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-nothing-at-all-every-thing-everything-jason-patton-gif-1210254226545238435

[flint ledge]

REAL

[wicked delta]

This is why I am not allowed to be a doctor

[stray forge]

Making a Lala character

[jolly flume]

the hippocratic oath got toby shaking in his boots

all he wants to do is cause harm

[stray forge]

attracting all of the BA and ZZZ players into your DMs

[wicked delta]

I wont cause harm to people I like

I like plenty of people

[clear plume]

Chiyo gonna slide into nurse DMs saying I week 1 heal in a mmo that’s kind of like working in healthcare but less hours

[wicked delta]

Dms to make a woman block you on sight

❤️

[jolly flume]

😭

[clear plume]

Man u don’t want to know some of the pickup lines I’ve used

That have worked

[wicked delta]

Well now im curious

[clear plume]

There is a charm to them when they’re personal like that

[craggy marsh]

I feel bad for my doctor man they have to cheer me up every time I see them bc the news gets worse and worse

[quick verge]

don’t die twin

[craggy marsh]

I try

tho there was some good news last week

few more weeks and I can prob get a surgery for it

[thin fox]

@jolly flume

did you see the news

free 6* operator coming holy

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

yessir poggers will be coming home

[wicked delta]

You got this Mango

[craggy marsh]

Ty Tobi

[stray forge]

pepper steak except its not spicy

[jolly flume]

I would kill someone for one of them black pepper beef sizzling platters rn ngl

[thin fox]

its funny how maint is like 10m long and then you have this game with its 30 hour long maints

wtf is todays maint for btw

[zealous meteor]

hotfixes

[flint ledge]

Hotfixes

[zealous meteor]

they're probably fixing the bug where reaper can clear fights

clearly not intended

[thin fox]

5h of maint for hotfixes is crazy though

[stray forge]

qho hurt you

[low hearth]

💔

[true beacon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1312478043960512522/1468726974670311588/HAU_NnsbAAAeuWU.png?ex=69851216&is=6983c096&hm=8d0faf27c40954af7fa7587de14f3d3e6fe67eb4b1e3f74a9191a5c8ec90bdc3&

[flint ledge]

Based asf ast

[zealous meteor]

hmmm

[rapid whale]

hmmmmm

[dapper zealot]

HE'S NEVER TASTED THE FEET

[winged spindle]

0.1% naaaaah

[jolly flume]

SAVE HIM

[stray forge]

save me

[trim frost]

is bro still on that shit 😭😭😭

[rapid whale]

now it makes sense why it took them like 4k pulls to clear

[jolly flume]

deeply unserious player

[steep narwhal]

ya

[clear plume]

Who’s gonna carry my alt in 10s

[dapper zealot]

didn't know your alt was watashia

[winged spindle]

[dapper zealot]

oof

[low hearth]

thats like 1 gcd bro

enpi diff

[dull drum]

imagine if you had a mind pot there instead of an int pot on a healer

[low hearth]

🤯

[winged spindle]

We rename a guy from our team for this ^^

[low hearth]

was this like a clean pull bro

[winged spindle]

1-2 dd sadly 🙁

I tried to SSS but wasn't enough

If only I had 1 more chakra

[thin fox]

TOXIC I'M NEW

i'm poor i only have ARR int pots

[dull drum]

😔

[clear plume]

0.04 on lindwurm is like 500k

If it makes you feel better

Assuming p1

[winged spindle]

Thanks

Yes

[dapper zealot]

You'll get it next pull dw

[winged spindle]

Tomorrow probably

We are week 4 or 5 ?

[tulip wraith]

week 5 i believe

[versed kayak]

I love farming ulti BiS from dungeons and getting the same piece dropped 4 times...but nothing else

and then when I finally get a drop for my role its the one piece that isnt used ahhhh

[jolly flume]

classic

104 runs of lunar subterrane never forget

[winged spindle]

Oh shit
I remember when I wanted to do TOP and I had to farm Subterrean too

[jolly flume]

I didn't get my aiming chest until after I cleared TOP 20 times

why do level cap dungeons not have a book system or something I guess we'll never know

[tall ore]

They should be the same as leveling where it gives an item for your job that you don’t have

So you only have to to do it like max 15 times

One can wish I guess

[craggy marsh]

What if we used ARR poison pots instead

[remote gate]

150 potency dot that lasts 60 seconds

[stray forge]

why does ninja not have a DOT

[tall ore]

They have ground dot but it’s only a gain on multi target

Idk the break point

[stray forge]

I meant poison

Rogues use poison

💢

everyone knows that

[jolly flume]

you have dokumori

it's not actually poison

but it has it in the name so good enough

[lapis token]

ROG/NIN used to.

[worn bluff]

i only just realized that the marvel hero rogue is named that because she steals powers

[versed kayak]

I'm in hell

[shy obsidian]

so uhhh
what is a character supposed to wear for the first 50 levels of a crafting discipline?

[dapper zealot]

https://guides.ffxivteamcraft.com/guide/crafting-leveling-guide

[stray forge]

I always thought that was because of the “poisonous” touch

[dapper zealot]

Oof

[tall ore]

I had to do a like 30+ min run of that cause everyone just kept dying on the 2nd boss so I had to solo it

[versed kayak]

how do you achieve this

[stray forge]

did the dancer dance the gnb

[versed kayak]

I wish, I would've carried even harder then

it was on the reaper

[rapid whale]

we love expert roulette

[versed kayak]

almost 5 mins on this boss

When I killed mine the healers was at 50% or something

[wicked delta]

Its these types of parties I cant even bring myself to say gg

[cerulean crown]

jesus

[versed kayak]

actually painful

[versed kayak]

nvm its even longer, fflogs didnt count all of it

:)

so 7 mins

[versed kayak]

I honestly shouldnt have

[jolly flume]

bg

[versed kayak]

hm

humm (last boss)

[wicked delta]

Yeah that’ll do it

[rapid whale]

mb i just wanted to use my rpr weapon

[versed kayak]

new ast rotation

[wicked delta]

Optimal

[stray forge]

me

[jolly flume]

I love combust

[wicked delta]

I will combust at random

[stray forge]

im just tryna chill in some normal dungeons now i have to worry about being xiva'd

just let me basic attack 200 times in a row bro...

[wicked delta]

Have you considered hitting your buttons like a normal human being so it doesn’t take 24 minutes

[stray forge]

Sorry bro I got chaos zero nightmare running on my other screen

[zealous meteor]

how i leave dungeons:

• gg!: people were competent enough that i can't complain
• gg: i can't believe you people have the brain power to even log in, let alone do a duty, but somebody was new to the duty so i'll try to be nice
• [no message]: the same as above but nobody is new

[stray forge]

I leave before people can even say anything

U -> leave duty

Insta

[versed kayak]

I should've left and just gposed ngl

when I actually needed to mit the first trash pack I knew it was gonna be bad

[wicked delta]

I say gg when I think things went well but when I insta leave things really have gone to shit

And my tolerance for slowness in dungeons is pretty high as is

[stray forge]

I yap during the dungeon if things are going well

[wicked delta]

So that means it was really fucking bad

[stray forge]

If things aren’t going well I’m silent

[lapis token]

Y'all get some creatures

[stray forge]

If things are going really badly I take the 30 and play something else

[zealous meteor]

if you main healer i have a fun drinking game
take a shot every time a tank refuses to use their mits

[stray forge]

Drinking games combined with video games are evil

[zealous meteor]

sure, you'll probably die of alcohol poisoning. but at least you won't have to see these people ever again

[lapis token]

At least you get to use more of your kit as SCH tbh

[stray forge]

I once played take a shot every time you die in LoL Aram and passed out on this Korean dudes couch

In 30 minutes

And woke up in the shadow realm

[versed kayak]

I'll take two of "never have to see again"

[stray forge]

Aka something happened and I literally ended up on the wrong bus and fell asleep for like an hour and woke up an hour away from my college

Good terrible times thank god I quit drinking

[wicked delta]

I had a white mage in skydeep cenote who literally didnt use holy

Like

Ever

[lapis token]

[wicked delta]

I ask

“Why should I use it?”

[stray forge]

Why don’t they just queue for duty support

You can literally afk through duty support faster

[wicked delta]

The answer had me so dumbfounded I didn’t speak throughout the entire dungeon

That idiot couldn’t do the last boss at all either

[lapis token]

Thankfully thats why I always play healer now in casual stuff

Actually getting to use all of my kit as SCH is wonderful

[loud swift]

yip my entire right side is blue

[rapid whale]

What the helly

[low hearth]

mb

[zealous meteor]

are YOU the tank that's driving me to alcoholism

[low hearth]

[valid solar]

Healers be like "wow healing in this game is so boring" but when I make it interesting for them they have new complaints smh my head

[versed kayak]

penalty time

[lapis token]

I love when dps understand the signal to run ahead when I Protract and Excog them in dungeons

[zealous meteor]

what if i fucking killed you

[vestal hollow]

a lot of healers do that its nothing new

[granite stag]

When they don't understand just run ahead of them

[thin fox]

[lapis token]

Exactly

Doesnt matter who the protract excog combo goes on so long as theyre in front... i just dont have arm's length lol

[thin fox]

I rearranged my entire personal mit plan cuz I #HateHealers

[random needle]

I will clear m11s this week and this glam will not go to waste

[zealous meteor]

why she evil

[thin fox]

here's my take

sch is a better shield healer than sge but pf scholars are worse players

[zealous meteor]

mb

im new

[midnight furnace]

Not really a hot take

[thin fox]

i didn't say it was a hot take i said it was my take

[midnight furnace]

Scholar is the hardest healer to play if i aint wrong

[thin fox]

[midnight furnace]

Ah sorry could swear i saw the hot there

But well, i agree with it

[thin fox]

so many fucking times in this tier i've seen a scholar shield come out AFTER the raidwide has already hit

[worn bluff]

healer really went "here's an adlo gl"

[lapis token]

Pf schs while progging are either just dropping energy drains everywhere or gcd heal spamming...

[midnight furnace]

Scholar requires you to preplace your tools a lot more than the others too

[granite stag]

The big shield combo too hard

[thin fox]

brother i'm not even talking about spreadlo

[midnight furnace]

And people might be afraid to use Dissipation also

[thin fox]

just regular ass succor

[lapis token]

Eat your fairy/carby i beg of you

[midnight furnace]

Ah thats because people hate to cast GCD Heals XD

[jolly flume]

I aint pressing dissi

that button is for when 3 people decide to die and I need my stacks back

[zealous meteor]

im hugging my carby too tightly to dissipate him sorry

[midnight furnace]

I am considering going one tier as a Healer to see how i would do, just dunno which healer to play

(Not AST though)

Me do not do well with AST

[zealous meteor]

but also yeah i use dissipation when i need the stacks for healing

[thin fox]

my current m12s p1 tank mit as drk

• prepull rampart
• 40% + dark mind + tbn mortal slayer
• invuln shared buster
• rampart + dark mind autos before act 2
• 40% + dark mind + tbn dragon head
• rampart + dark mind + tbn mortal slayer 2

i legit forget oblation is also a personal mit

[lapis token]

Well yeah

[thin fox]

i near exclusively throw it on others

[granite stag]

You can't trust PF players with your cards.

[lapis token]

But some people dont press it at all

[midnight furnace]

Its not even that it has way too many buttons for a controller

[jolly flume]

I press it once in the opener and never again unless something goes wrong

[lapis token]

Ya

[midnight furnace]

And i cant aim well each card for each individual in the party

[limpid edge]

this game is too hard, there's ntohing i can do

[midnight furnace]

Plus now there are more card buttons now with Dawntrail

[worn bluff]

i do

• ramp+90+short mortal slayer
• 40+short shared buster
• rampart+short autos before act 2
• invuln dragon head
• everything except short mit mortal slayer 2, give short to squishy

[midnight furnace]

Before i could just use the play button on them but now its 3 card buttons

[thin fox]

no mit for opening autos

[worn bluff]

i short mit opening auto

[jolly flume]

how do you die to the opening autos when there's like 50% mit and shields for fixer

[thin fox]

i literally just posted a clip

[worn bluff]

yeah opener in every fight gets pretty overmitted so i don't worry too much about it

[midnight furnace]

Like one can at least use their 25 secs cooldown right

[jolly flume]

guess ill watch it

[worn bluff]

i think that's bc

your healers sucked

it happens

[midnight furnace]

Those are used constantly so thats why they are small cooldowns

[thin fox]

i get

NO HEALING

WHERE ARE THE EELS

[limpid edge]

just heal yourself

[worn bluff]

ramp+90+short mortal slayer is pretty risky if you have healers that are asleep

like you had 0 party mit there

[midnight furnace]

Should 40% Mortal Slayer then

[worn bluff]

it's usually fine

[thin fox]

dude you know what pmo

when i use invuln on the shared buster and the other tank moves

[worn bluff]

i haven't died since the SCH that used 2 soils in 4 minutes

[thin fox]

like

bro

[granite stag]

Youtube said GCD heal bad and need to save ogcd heal for emergency. Might need it 5 mins later.

[thin fox]

I'M TRYING TO POP LD HERE

[midnight furnace]

If you gonna invuln the share i dont see an issue to use the 40%

[worn bluff]

i like invuln on dragon head just in case melees are slow

rather have more safety in later part of pull

[limpid edge]

i dont think ive used invul that fight for my clears

[midnight furnace]

Depends on how confident one is

[limpid edge]

i prob should tho

im on the invul is for emergencies mindset

[midnight furnace]

Invulns arent necessarily needed they are mostly to cheese some mechs also

Im of the Invuln to deal with harsh mech case

Like for Mustard Bomb on Wicked Thunder

[limpid edge]

basically just 90s+ramp+short for mortal, short+40% for shared

40% alone could survive dragon

[sly basin]

cute meowmeow

[limpid edge]

first mortal is usually rep'd by the OT too

should i just skip rep2 parties? those are looking like a pain in the ass to prog thru in wk5

[jolly flume]

idk can you do rep 2 lol

[limpid edge]

i spent an hour doing it and the party got past it once

close enough?

might have to skip mana parties too, nobody does those. They jsut go straight to idyllic

mana is like an easier superchain

[low hearth]

Hard mech bro

[limpid edge]

ive gotten every position i think

old way btw, i dont even want to try banana codex, im too lazy to try something diff unless it actually takes off

[jolly flume]

cold take learning a new strat to move 2 feet less in week 5 is stupid

[limpid edge]

how many m12s reclears did banana codex? Curious

from the PF listings yesterday

im gonna assume very small amount

most of the banana codex ive seen are pre-idyllic parties

[clear plume]

nobody but the hector only proggers are doing it

[limpid edge]

hey im a hector only progger leave me out of this!!!!!!

[rapid whale]

reclear parties tend to be using uptime dn idyllic dn everything else

[fierce matrix]

finally free from the hell that is diadem

[jolly flume]

free from ffxiv when

[limpid edge]

that's basically hector

[fierce matrix]

when you get bitches

[limpid edge]

i think hector is all just follow popular raidplan at the time of video release

there's no notable variations

[jolly flume]

I AM bitches

[fierce matrix]

nah

you arent slay enough

[wicked delta]

Wow

Chiyo he just called you a fat fucking chud

Thats so mean

[fierce matrix]

its giving prude

[jolly flume]

prude after the shit I type

wtf

[limpid edge]

i hate i have to wakeup in the morning to do reclears otherwise i spend likely x5 amount of time past day 1 of weeks

[fierce matrix]

its all an act chiyo

its like deep blue

he acts all tough like he is a top tho we all know he bottoms cause he is a bun boy

[wicked delta]

This applies to a lot of dudes in this server

Not naming names

[boreal pumice]

i started working on grade 3 stuff

[shy furnace]

am I end game now?

[limpid edge]

end of the game

[worn bluff]

bis in our hearts

[limpid edge]

cant kill bubble in wk5 reclears

bubble too hard to kill

[worn bluff]

mb

[mossy eagle]

There should be a special blacklist if you join a lootmaster party but you're a shit mercenary

[limpid edge]

the 4m m10s LM filled. Tempting

28m so i can run m10s less in PF, might be worth

[mossy eagle]

Was just in a 10mil m11s LM (I just want my weekly clear at this point), and this fucking DRG can't even do meteorain HOW DID YOU CLEAR

[rapid whale]

surprise it was a c41 hidden as a lm

and they rbought their friend

[low hearth]

C41 reclear parties

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369149308154417226/1381867580997767168/asda.avif

[midnight furnace]

Carried it is

Also damn 10 million

Also gonna travel to Aether this weekend, Primal is looking too dry of people trying M11S

Everyone still stuck mostly into M10S it seems

[dull drum]

im telling you bro

rampart mortal slayer is a fucking scam

wait you didnt prepull rampart?

prepull it at 5 so its back up for act 1 busters, you get some mits on the starting autos that way

[thin fox]

yeah that's what i just said i do

[random needle]

Bro did everyone clear m11 already 💀

[rapid whale]

Another hour or so before prime time

[midnight furnace]

Yeah i was like surprised i dont see as much people trying

But then again its probs cause i have a different timezone

[jagged aspen]

woah went from no weapons to weapons on 3 characters this week

[random needle]

WHERE ARE THE REGEN HEALERS

[craggy marsh]

You know a party is cooked when a healer says "Idk how to do the omen dodge but 1 dd shouldn't be an issue right?"

[random needle]

I just had to complain about it lmfao

What's the over/under on us disbanding after 3 pulls

[zealous meteor]

sorry i hate ast

[jolly flume]

🗣️

[trim frost]

@random needle heres ur regen healer

[slender lichen]

how

is this their first time raiding ever

[hidden stag]

what ilvl you think is needed to clear m11s comfortably?

[slender lichen]

define comfortably

[jolly flume]

773

🙂

[stray forge]

okay

we cleared m10s

which means

[trim frost]

why are you an abg

[stray forge]

I must get onto aether tonight and somehow clear tyrant before tomorrow and I only get the dregs of pf

why are people abgs

[zealous meteor]

abg????

abugida

[stray forge]

I’m ignoring half the mechanics

[jagged aspen]

idk i did all 4 this evening, wasnt too bad

[stray forge]

Specifically I mean Friday and past Friday

Today is Wednesday fren

[jagged aspen]

oh could be harder ig

oh your grammar confused me

[tulip wraith]

4% m11 enrage

i believe in the clear tonight

we had like 4 deaths that run very doable

[limpid edge]

ive been filtering duty completes all this time , i forgot about the weekly unclaimed thing

i was wondering where the parties were

[hidden stag]

damn...

uhm

yes sir ofc

[hidden stag]

passing the dps check lmafo

[trim frost]

773 is what most people had going into the tier week 1 so

it's intended to be doable at 770

[jolly flume]

im sippin boba

[trim frost]

of course you are

[hidden stag]

well technically it is if everyone

plays

perfect

which does not exist bro

[trim frost]

ok idk what you want me to say then

[hidden stag]

fair

[trim frost]

people will always fuck up regardless of ilvl

[rapid whale]

noble's law

as pf gets more and more gear they somehow mess up mechanics more and more often

[dull drum]

i still feel like invulning dragonhead is safer in pf but eh

[normal blade]

Question what % do you need to be at to make sure you clear when going into ecliptic

[worn bluff]

like under 20%

18ish?

[trim frost]

yeah thats what i do

for mortal slayer 1 i just ramp at cast start, then tbn/obl/dm whenever it's close to my time to go in

then i can just 40% obl rep the shared buster

rep probably not required but it's nice

[terse zodiac]

i love people confidently answering things they know nothing about 😭

[stray forge]

I'm meming so much rn

wth is wrong with me

[worn bluff]

i do what you do but my cotank reps the act 1 spread/stack into buster

then i rep fixer into followup autos

[stray forge]

this party having so much fucking patience with me

[flint ledge]

i swear this used to be different

[worn bluff]

it changed in 7.4

it used to be 2 min and no overcap protection

[flint ledge]

oh so im not going insane

[stray forge]

I just terrorized a party

[low hearth]

you gotta lock in gang

clear soon

[stray forge]

Unfortunately they were prob just my warmup for the week

They were too nice to kick me 😭

[craggy marsh]

I'm a stampede gamer

[stray forge]

Time to terrorize mangos party

[craggy marsh]

def clear m11 this week

surely

[stray forge]

What’s the mod to see player names so I know which to join

[craggy marsh]

my name is Rin Karigane

please join and terrorize all my parties

[low hearth]

pfradar

[clear plume]

just did 11s and then learnt the whm just didnt have a ring equipped

[stray forge]

I joined a party with Edward Mangoway in the party

[dull drum]

could be new

[stray forge]

finally

im not terrorizing parties anymore

[rapid whale]

you won?

[stray forge]

that was so bad

[rapid whale]

o

[stray forge]

Bapple literally on the edge of seat

[rapid whale]

erm

[craggy marsh]

Mango isn't in my name at all in game btw

[rapid whale]

fake mango

[tulip wraith]

#awesome

[rapid whale]

congrats

[low hearth]

m12s time

[finite plank]

here's the fixer

[jolly flume]

neva let the opps win

[undone tide]

chat i just died to the panto aoes in 12 p1

and we fucking cleared man

gdi

[finite plank]

the power of gear

overcoming fuck ups

[tame shuttle]

Chiyo

Huggie

[jolly flume]

lizzer

pat

[tulip wraith]

wow The Fixer ™ really is a move

[rapid whale]

and it really really hurts

[lapis token]

Every 90s.

[rapid whale]

someone misses targetted mit and you arent overgeared buhbye

[finite plank]

the spread + stack also hurts

the tb + stack also hurts, but not as much

but followed up by another fixer

[undone tide]

IF I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER WEEK OF LEARNING A NEW FUCKING STRAT I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO BREAK MY WINDOW

[finite plank]

52% worth of mits

40% maybe

[rapid whale]

put the banana in the bag

[undone tide]

its not even banana man

[rapid whale]

what is it this time

[undone tide]

like we just slightly alter DN every fucking week

can we get a grip

change the whole strat or change nothing

[finite plank]

what is it this time

[undone tide]

they flipped light parties

like it makes more sense now but it fucked with my brain

this fuckass car man

[finite plank]

i needed to steal the tyrant's pants in 11s for bis, yet here i am unable to even rob his vehicle

[undone tide]

oh my jesus how does this keep happening to me

[daring pine]

congrats big kibby

[kind elm]

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-pat-pat-cat-blanket-wrap-gif-23800613

[tulip wraith]

wait im ass

also tyty :3

[stray forge]

gigacooked

no tyrant clear

[trim frost]

clear revoked

[tulip wraith]

[stray forge]

person my party

acting like they cleared tyrant multiple times

but they made a bunch of mistakes

check fflogs

why you saying you were there to help everyone out

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-cat-pankocat-fatfatpankocat-pet-gif-228857265189960783

i give you many pat kibby

[tulip wraith]

hey my normal mode parses kinda awesome though

[jolly flume]

wow thats lower than my dps

might be the goat

[tulip wraith]

tyrant just scares me and i panic gcd heal too much

i could cut out like half of them easily

[stray forge]

Wow you’re so good too bad I don’t CARE UNLESS YOURE IN MY PARTY

[jolly flume]

sorry im too busy staring at aemeath

[thin fox]

gz on clearing m11s chiyo but you didnt do it in pf so it doesnt count

[worn bluff]

mb

[rapid whale]

mb im new

[stray forge]

im just here to help everyone i cleared multiple times already with no mistakes

https://tenor.com/view/silly-altright-pepe-rekt-frog-hammer-anime-gif-15946863

[rapid whale]

im trying my best okay

[dull drum]

this feels like a callout post on me

[jolly flume]

oh

sorry

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/maymay-entrata-marydale-smash-frying-pan-mad-gif-17894317

[uncut pebble]

stop stealing my rdps!!!!

[midnight furnace]

Hey at least you guys didnt parse gray like me when doing M9S this week reclear 💀

Man i even waited till 3 secs left till recasting high thunder

Dunno what went wrong

[rapid whale]

i assure you one single high thunder reapplication did not cause a gray

[hidden stag]

Could grey parse be because of ilvl or is it always skill issue?

[proper cave]

If you play your ass off you could still hit feasibly greens or blues at min ilvl

Maybe less so this far into the tier lol

[hidden stag]

I see I see

[alpine plover]

I got green in my 12 clear

First parse green acceptable

[tulip anvil]

nice

better than the gray parses first timers usually get

[echo ibex]

I just woke up at 7 to try to fish a fish

They also just put an emergency maintaince

ama

[lost sonnet]

Why didn't you read the lodestone announcement of this maintenance that was posted days ago so you could prevent this mistake?

[echo ibex]

Who reads the loadstone

[lost sonnet]

Fair. Lol.

[worn bluff]

glad i got 11 reclear before maint

no more tyrant time until next week

[vestal hollow]

eeeeeeq1

[thin fox]

do we have notes btw

curious what needed this maint

[molten moon]

Getting a grey in m9s is very much an uptime/damage down/death issue

My week 1 clear is still blue lol

[alpine plover]

i am

colourful

vamp fatale still unparsable fight

[echo ibex]

How

[trim frost]

i'm doing it again

i'm doing it again

i'm fucking feeling the anxiety coming on for not clearing the tier earlier

[alpine plover]

idk man when i'm doing good either i dont have my plogon updated or both healers die or smth, and the other times i eat a DD

basically unlucky

[echo ibex]

How in the last one

You're a pld

[alpine plover]

at the bats

mb...

[jade mirage]

[finite plank]

do what?

[jade mirage]

Guys, I think he's doing it again

[finite plank]

pf's pf, there's only so much you could do looking at your own xiva and then there's the changing of strats

i have g8 but there'd still be people who hate it

infact, i kind of hate some aspects of it for m12s p2 when it's just mirrored from what i've done but not even color coded

... or buddy pairs

[thin fox]

it is the hardest fight in the tier

[jade mirage]

[jade nimbus]

oh, the game is under maintenance?

[finite plank]

yeah

a hotfix

[jade mirage]

Mhm

[finite plank]

for what, i dont remember

[jade mirage]

Duno

[jade nimbus]

F

[jade mirage]

It's just like that sometimes

[shy obsidian]

is everyone's parse just fucked in that one particular fight?

[alpine plover]

Nah just unlucky me

[trim frost]

just a gradual creeping anxiety the longer i go without having the tier done

i got so genuinely depressed for not being able to finish m8s until like four months after the tier released

it was really bad

[craggy marsh]

there's probably people who'd be willing to help you if you're desperate

[trim frost]

told myself i wasn't gonna do this again and here i am doing it again

[kind elm]

i think ive given up on tier

[craggy marsh]

i'm just going at my pace

i'll get it eventually

nothing for me to rush

[robust shoal]

I got a 99 that locked in as 98 two weeks in a row on it

[kind elm]

static gonege and ive just not been in mood for pf

[craggy marsh]

ye

[echo ibex]

YOU'RE A PLD

[echo ibex]

Just crit harder

[craggy marsh]

being without a static just makes me go slow

[echo ibex]

Is there any hurry tho

[craggy marsh]

i'd be more motivated with a static but i'd rather not join a static that's recruiting people 5 weeks in

bc you know something bad happened

[craggy marsh]

not really

[echo ibex]

Then you're fine

[craggy marsh]

only thing would be to clear sooner and get gear quicker so I can be done with it

but what would I even use the gear in? Doomtrain?

ult isn't until late may or early june anyway

[alpine plover]

I have no excuse. It's just unluckge

[echo ibex]

Me

I just want gear so I can help people around

[craggy marsh]

that's fair

[molten moon]

I want gear so I can sell my chests in lootmasters

[craggy marsh]

i've been getting humbled irl so I think I need to take a step back till next expac

[alpine plover]

Mango humbled...

Mumbled?

[craggy marsh]

[finite plank]

hm

pf does make race in a way

the race being the slower i am, the less likely i'll find the typically train of good pfers

[echo ibex]

Man LM was dogshit this week

[finite plank]

there were certainly creatures that made me wonder how the hell did they clear

[echo ibex]

Fym M10 already on 7 mil

[finite plank]

i did get helpers for the m11s clear on week 1 only do do it again in the same week for redemption of dying

it's a wall i should and easily surpass

[stray forge]

I am never going to clear 11

[finite plank]

just to filter out the people who sucked at dpsing in their roles and to get into m12

[stray forge]

I think ur all liars who forged logs tbh

[finite plank]

the logs dont lie

[stray forge]

No one has cleared 11 yet in pf

Ur all in statics tbqh

[finite plank]

week 2 was pf for me

week 1 was pf that had helpers

[worn bluff]

idk i get that feeling sometimes too, but i've been trying to play w friends more so it's reminded me that clearing later isn't a big deal. not sure what your goal is but all i really care about is getting bis eventually to prog the new ulti

[finite plank]

m12s was helpers that coincidentally showed up in the form of tome weapons

[molten moon]

Cleared m11s by getting into a reclear pf

[finite plank]

i'd say that's pf

[stray forge]

Smh lying in main

[worn bluff]

it's hard to get people's schedules to line up so sometimes we might only prog 12 like a few hours a week

so we might clear like week 1000 but it's fine

[finite plank]

i may not have a weapon

but i can technically show up as a helper

[echo ibex]

Nah fam clear 3 pulls or disband

[alpine plover]

u can do it. this tier more chill than cruise

[finite plank]

just, i wont be carrying in dps compared to those with weapon

[craggy marsh]

as long as you're having fun then there's nothing else that matters and whatever anyone else says doesn't matter either

[stray forge]

Someone told me 3 pulls and leave = blacklist

[worn bluff]

just download phase 2 straight into my brain

[finite plank]

that's normal for mana, except for the blist part

[stray forge]

But like

[echo ibex]

Not for long

I have your -insert loved being jere-

You have this week

[stray forge]

What if they were gigabad pulls

[finite plank]

well, leave

[alpine plover]

[worn bluff]

i mean i would like to be done with the "prog" stage so i can free up brain space

[echo ibex]

Download machine broke

[worn bluff]

but yeah it doesn't really matter that much

[finite plank]

i'll consider staying if a ready check shows up

it's hard for me to communicate with jp players with deepl alone, so that method works, just leads to a lot of reforming

[trim frost]

it's less a matter of if i can do it vs if pf can do it

[finite plank]

...at least back in the hell called m7s

[trim frost]

because i've just been trapped by pf reclears the last three weeks and haven't been able to get meaningful prog in on 12p2

[finite plank]

not very fond of a vpr attaining 93% uptime for m7s when i can do so much better as nin and would be a much better vpr for the tools it has more than nin

[trim frost]

every time i open pf i need a wellness check called for me

[finite plank]

do the bros ever mention blow

i cant remember as i've got german va

[stray forge]

I don’t think they do any drugs, its just the feral souls

[worn bluff]

worse than drugs

[alpine plover]

probably daily

not ingame tho

[finite plank]

wdym daily

[alpine plover]

dont worry about it

[hidden stag]

Are jp players better than eu

Is the question

[finite plank]

depends

we still have shitters, but we are capable of pfing and clearing with auto translated words

or questionable deepl translations

i have no clue what this is meant to say

but it is very much wrong in translating it

[ashen patrol]

Me - went online to prog the bj bros… finds maintenance

Two hours later- ends up here for entertainment…

[rapid whale]

that just happened to my today too

[jade nimbus]

'My stake is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery' moment

[finite plank]

we have decent strats, sometimes we have abysmally bad for melee uptime strats

[proper cave]

Maintenance ending early

[echo ibex]

They can go eat a rock

I lost my fish cuz of it

What they even fixed

[visual sable]

that last one lol imagine the chaos

wol waiting for the screen to fade out be like

[echo ibex]

4 hours for dat

[proper cave]

Pretty standard yeah

[echo ibex]

Still lost my fish

I won't forgive em

[worn bluff]

looked back at one of my first savage logs ever in 2023

tf was i doing

[thin fox]

let me pull up mine

[visual sable]

probably panicking at mechs /j

[worn bluff]

i was just learning what a GCD was

[thin fox]

oh rip wont show up properly

might be because its pld

but i remember mine was similar

[tulip wraith]

how detrimental is a death to a parse number

like would that alone tank it to a grey

[thin fox]

completely tanks your parse

[worn bluff]

depends on whether you're dead/weak during burst

it's not a guaranteed grey. some people die and still get green/blue

[tulip wraith]

so im not complete ass, just that fuck up

[thin fox]

rez sickness is 100 seconds of 25% dmg down

so it will basically always cover a 2m and a 1m

[tulip wraith]

yeah it was right before burst window iirc

i died on second orbital omen on my clear pull i think?

ok yup i did

i know i overhealed a bit much in that pull but i was thinking surely not that much to get an 8, but i completely forgot i even died till a bit ago

that makes me feel a bit better

[worn bluff]

one of our healers died at the end of ecliptic today and was on the floor for 30s

they got low green

but i think healer parses tend to be more variable

[tulip wraith]

maybe i am ass

[worn bluff]

it's kind of hard to tell with a death in isolation if there's things to fix

there are probably things to fix but you should also look at a clean log

where you didn't die

like maybe that healer was on track to get high purple before the death idk

[tulip wraith]

possible

i know for sure this run was already scuffed before seeing this, but i guess the 8 just shocked me

oh well, ill just lock in next week

[worn bluff]

i wish there was a way to filter out what your GCD uptime was outside of the death

[tulip wraith]

now that people arent dying, i need to start using swift cast for movement

im still saving it for deaths that never happen

[worn bluff]

what's the GCD downtime amount in your log?

that might show more how you did outside of the death

like # of seconds

[thin fox]

oh servers are back up

[tulip wraith]

56 seconds, and if the red is to be read as death, then 20ish of that was spent dead

[worn bluff]

i think the GCD downtime amount doesn't include deaths

otherwise it would list a 20s downtime at the 8:36 mark

it lists each spot where you had GCD downtime, so i would look at the bigger ones and see if you can start to keep your GCD rolling more there

[alpine plover]

wao

not as washed anymore

my bad man

my pranged and blm are hacking

[thin fox]

i keep forgetting to do 0gcd in m10

[alpine plover]

100% and 99.4% uptime

no suggestions for blm

[thin fox]

if youre prange below 99.95% you are legit just asleep at the wheel

[alpine plover]

99% of the prangeds would fall into that category

[kind elm]

i mean how do u play any of the pranged without falling asleep

fr

[trim frost]

i think fucked myself out of a potential pink because i forgot to hold shb/dis for both bosses being targetable

[thin fox]

if we're in m10s and its tankbuster 2nd i am WALLING 🙏

2nd in insane air lines the bosses up perfectly for a motif but if its tankbuster 2nd then its annoying as fuck to slidecast in to hit it and still get to the 3rd spot

[alpine plover]

arent you a tank?

[thin tartan]

inx plays caster