endgame-lounge

[clear plume]

So it was rejected

[jolly flume]

everyone had them muted

[valid solar]

gg

[jolly flume]

unlucky

[worn bluff]

rename my PLD to Ican't Invulnthat

[random needle]

Icant Icant

[clear plume]

The “it’s ok, we kill it” was the warrior btw

[jolly flume]

brave words

for two healers dead

into a 250k and 350k raidwide

[clear plume]

And just their pace in general isn’t the greatest that pull

[jolly flume]

I really don't understand how

a pull that's easily a clear past idyllic

is the pull they decide to go for an extra gcd on the boss on the last buster

[clear plume]

It is maybe the craziest choke I’ve seen this tier

[jolly flume]

I see that silly little axe swinging around

[random needle]

Greed is an insidious killer

[jolly flume]

on our clear pull the first thing I said after the final cast of idyllic

[clear plume]

The funniest part is warrior gets a free ranged gcd there bc u can run out and primal rend from range back in

[jolly flume]

was tanks fuck off fully safety game this

[clear plume]

But yeah, criminal tankbuster frfr

(They cleared after it though)

[jolly flume]

id be as hell after that lol

[random needle]

I'd want to throttle someone, for sure

[dull drum]

[random needle]

Possibly myself for having to witness that

It feels so demoralizing when you get past all the hard mechanics fine, you're on pace to clear, then on the very last mech that's basically nonexistent, someone chokes and you wipe a good pull for no reason

[jolly flume]

im watching more closely and

idk did the tanks just like give up or something

no tank mits on people

war pressed bw instead of nascent

probably doesnt clear either way but

[clear plume]

I cannot comment further on the static without it being telephone stuff

The bard is friends with drg but I don’t know them and don’t wanna say whatever he says and whatnot

But tldr is like, group gets along fine but has some ego problems for how bad some members are

(Week 4/5 clear normal off of 20h raid weeks)

[jolly flume]

fast forward a couple pulls

they get past idyllic

see the tb

like 4 people say to fuck off

lmao

ah well

at least the boss died

[torn mesa]

is the healer in that clip

just the nicest person ever

or trying their hardest to hold back

wtf do you they mean it's not your fault to the WAR

it's 1000% their fault

[jolly flume]

positive mental attitude my guy

[sly basin]

had a group vote disband endsinger instead of kicking the person who kept dcing

i rlly dont get the thought process

[stray forge]

do u think people in the past just kinda got blinded by eclipses

[remote gate]

do you guys think ffxiv needs more toxic people or ppl who will straight up tell you that you suck

[stray forge]

I think it needs less Uma players

Go back to gambling

💢 💢

[clear plume]

I tell people all the time that they aren’t nearly as good as their ego

[rapid whale]

FFXIV is known for it's toxic positivity yeah

[clear plume]

But yeah, there are a lot of people who do less than the bare minimum who don’t even realize it

[rapid whale]

Too many copers

Perma gray for life but wanna be told it's fine

[sinful brook]

[rapid whale]

"a clear is a clear" type shit

[sinful brook]

[vestal hollow]

im always gray because i get assassinated in reclears

mb

[rapid whale]

Gg

[stray forge]

[rapid whale]

IDK ultimately it comes down to the motivation to improve has to find from within

[clear plume]

I bring u, general chat rn

[rapid whale]

People can cite anxiety or whatever tf ultimately if your desire to improve wins over those you get better

[vestal hollow]

my bad

never going to pf ult again

[jolly flume]

the bar for "acceptable" in this game would get you flamed anywhere else

[vestal hollow]

sorry strummer

[rapid whale]

Wat

[jolly flume]

and people still fail to reach it

[rapid whale]

Yeah true

The average xiv player is like unironically iron/bronze awareness

[craggy marsh]

Yes

[rapid whale]

Note that the average savage raider is already miles ahead of the average xiv player

[craggy marsh]

We need to humble people have huge egos more often in this game

I also think we should normalize laughing at unemployed XIV players

[sinful brook]

i say as i come off a 9-5

[jolly flume]

I'm unemployed by choice right now

[vestal hollow]

fuck i didnt reclear this week but i was miserable

[jolly flume]

soon to be unemployed not by choice

[vestal hollow]

and still am

[sinful brook]

st*dent

[jolly flume]

I quit my part time after like six years

[sinful brook]

into wh*te mage player

[vestal hollow]

i took double a dose of my meds by accident and im like sleepwalking right now

[jolly flume]

surely I can find a job

in a reasonable amount of time

post graduation

in this economy

[boreal pumice]

sure

[sinful brook]

it was pretty miserable ngl

[trim frost]

let's join a y combinator startup that pays $16 an hour mercy descending gif

[clear plume]

Chiyo just gold dig some rich woman frfr

[jolly flume]

they pay you?

[boreal pumice]

i got paid half and i did nothing all month still waiting for work to reopen

[jolly flume]

more like post graduation unpaid internship

[rapid whale]

Unpaid internships are actually just another form of systematic oppression eat the 1% /s

[jolly flume]

maybe not systematic oppression

but it is pretty cringe

work is work is work you should get paid for it

[boreal pumice]

i love the fafo when students leave school

[sly basin]

unpaid internships are the stupidest shit ever

idc how good it is, pay them!!!

[craggy marsh]

[dull drum]

astros too hard team

[remote gate]

next time we party I want you to insult me everytime I fuck up/die like straight up insult my family and uses slurs when I die

[boreal pumice]

this shit

[low hearth]

yo

[clear plume]

Don’t you insult your family enough by playing this game? Why does he have to do it too

[stray forge]

why it feel like vro is never getting their gear

[rapid whale]

time for another 11s c41

[dull drum]

tank slots taken

[low hearth]

🥀

[stray forge]

never filling rubber ducky

[rapid whale]

you gave it like, 10 minutes

[rapid whale]

it's full chest

[stray forge]

that was over half an hour

and no one joined

how long does it usually take to fill

like 2-3 hours?

[dull drum]

🥀

[jolly flume]

2 chest on monday

[stray forge]

chiyos chest is more full

[jolly flume]

[rapid whale]

depends on if theres gil involved

[jolly flume]

whar

[craggy marsh]

Fucking nasty ass knife eared dwarf over here got hit by coffinmaker in M9s like a little BITCH

[stray forge]

which one do I join

IM FLIPPING A COIN

6 times

idk

[rapid whale]

just randomizer it

like /random 9 or w/e

[clear plume]

I wanna play ff12 randomizer again this week

[rapid whale]

congrats your first chest had zodiac spear

too bad your license board wont let you wear it

[clear plume]

You randomize the board and use weighted drop tables to get around stuff like that

So only up to like tier 3 things can drop from early game stuff, and late game hunts and bosses drop your best stuff

[rapid whale]

nice

[sly basin]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[rapid whale]

wonder come join this c41 m11s

[flint ledge]

L

[stray forge]

the party I joined isn't filling

wilted rose emoji

[flint ledge]

“wilted rose emoji” 🥀

[low hearth]

dang mfs trolling rep 1

[stray forge]

enrage to clear party leader has hidden logs face holding back tears emoji wilted rose emoji

[clear plume]

going to the gym in a half hour or i would

[stray forge]

[shy obsidian]

five eighttttt

[low hearth]

There's so many of them... Stay strong, I beg you!

tank gap closed into a defa

[dapper zealot]

didn't know there was enrage 60% of the way into the fight wow

[copper eagle]

Damn

M11s prog fresh today

[midnight furnace]

GIMME

Going to Aether right now

[worn bluff]

you're not seeing that gil

[zealous meteor]

knife eared dwarf???? wtf

pulling out the real slurs

[rapid whale]

we one pulled it its ok

[low hearth]

really?

[remote gate]

hey fuck YOU your twink bottom ass isnt eating 75k autos because our team keeps feeding the dominatrix boss aether stacks and making me sweat to keep my defensive cool downs okay. maybe throw me a sheltron once in a while? ||im sorry mango i still consider you my bro||

[brisk charm]

[low hearth]

m12s is way too hard

[remote gate]

p1 or p2

[low hearth]

walking forward if you grabbed a defam tether is very hard mechanic

p2

like holding W and not wiping the raid

[remote gate]

very hard mechanic

[shy obsidian]

so what's the Lindman like

[sinful brook]

get there and find out

[dull drum]

you become a fixer

[jolly flume]

light it up

[stray forge]

someone madge at me for not automatically knowing he wants to do tn/relative for spreads

[low hearth]

its a lot going on at first

[craggy marsh]

[remote gate]

😭

[low hearth]

rep 1 trolls need to stop

[dull drum]

i dont even think its troll i just think most people actually have no idea how to read it

and just sheep

[low hearth]

just bait the clone bro OMG

its always the ranged dark players bruh

[stray forge]

I can't wait to troll rep 1

IN FUCKING 2030

[worn bluff]

this is considered a positive comment in marvel rivals because it contains less than 5 slurs

[stray forge]

previous c41 has changed to money run

[rapid whale]

ezclap

[loud nymph]

2 chest this late in the week

good luck buddy

[stray forge]

despairge

[wicked delta]

i can see her staring...

[boreal pumice]

yes tobi we know you have ptom

[wicked delta]

ptom aka using my fucking eyes

[boreal pumice]

exactly

[sly basin]

lol

[echo ibex]

What could possibly go wrong

[boreal pumice]

you are cooooked

[wicked delta]

Fr*nch

[low hearth]

french debuff

[stray forge]

I was just in an enrage party where DNC thought you still followed first tower prios for last tower in split arena

what does vro do when two of the same role on one side

[worn bluff]

i once had an enrage party where one person did buddies for towers

who does buddies anymore

[stray forge]

I

would die if that was a buddies party but theres no way

[worn bluff]

it said no buddies

just one dude stuck in week 1

[stray forge]

i meant as in, mine didnt specify

but it seemed like everyone except that person knew what to do

[worn bluff]

i don't think any of the strats on wtfdig use buddies anyways

iirc it was a static only thing

[limpid edge]

im in a predicament doin rep 2 prog in PF

i see mostly banana codex parties that are pre-idyllic

but idyllic and reclear people are more likely to not use banana

that's the trend im seein

[echo ibex]

Went as expected

RPR died to behind meteors three times

[trim frost]

#UsualSuspects

[low hearth]

1.5% enrage 💔

not standing in a fucking tankbuster aoe might be harder than walking forward with defam tether

[stray forge]

Oh that was you?

Sorry I’m lagging

[trim frost]

[queen raft]

So

What are everyone's 7.5 predictions?

[sinful brook]

Is that what no buddies means lol

I just thought it made intuitive sense to just go back to your previous tower

[low hearth]

c48

this a fun savage tier lowkey

told mfs to " FOCUS " and we cleared

[stray forge]

I told mfs to focus and we wiped earlier

[low hearth]

of course the dude falling off the platform gets the mount

[clear plume]

OC with the mount is peak

All the cars form a line every time

[low hearth]

dang

[clear plume]

And then you bouncy bounce

[jolly flume]

the cat bouncing is so cute

the way it flails around on the last one

[limpid edge]

dead cat bounce

[clear plume]

It’s also really cute how often casual players walk into the mount in the passenger seat to rp a two seater

[worn bluff]

idk about later parts of arena split but i think the starting thing is, if the person you start with has to cross, you cross with them

or something

[low hearth]

what the m12s reclears looking like ?

[sinful brook]

That seems so complicated lol

[jolly flume]

yeah that bit is pretty stupid, idk why you'd do that

[clear plume]

Guys I have bad news ashes of creation is cancelled we will be stuck playing ffxiv for forever now

[jolly flume]

nothings always stay is just simpler

[clear plume]

[jolly flume]

riot mmo will save us

[clear plume]

I have bad news about its development

[stray forge]

Wow no one could have seen that coming

[sinful brook]

I was too broke to back it anyways

[craggy marsh]

ashes was always sus

[jolly flume]

ok nvm riot mmo will not save us

[sinful brook]

Now I'm too Scrooge to have backed it

[stray forge]

Riot mmo? Didn't it get binned?

[jolly flume]

we're doomed

[clear plume]

Ok well the good news is that we were spared of it being a disaster launch but

[craggy marsh]

I'm not happy the game went down but I never really heard anything about ashes that sounded appealing to me at all

[clear plume]

That shits a decade out at best

[stray forge]

Nioh 3 will save me

[jolly flume]

subnautica 2...

[sinful brook]

I always heard a lot of it has promise cope

[stray forge]

What

[clear plume]

Do I share insider shit here that I definitely heard from third parties and was not somebody asked for opinions during my time working in the lcs/lec?

[stray forge]

the only things I've heard about ashes was like

scams

so I just kinda assumed it was never going to work out

I'm an mmo doomer atp

[low hearth]

yo the uptime idyllic is way better than the shitty other strat 😭

mfs was dying to defam overkill cause the healers were far as fuck

[stray forge]

come thru shiomi chan

[worn bluff]

idk the aesthetic of ashes of creation wasn't my thing

[stray forge]

[worn bluff]

looked pretty generic

[clear plume]

Anyways I heard that the design for it was going to be lost ark type of isometric because it was “the future of MMOs” and basically everybody on the opinions team said tab target is the MMOs people that play league enjoy playing on the side 100% of the time, but lost ark was popular so it went along with development, they had ideas for like procedural generated maps that you’d beat, could build stuff to get over walls etc, and if this sounds like Fortnite Diablo you’re right, but then lost ark started bleeding users which is NOT A GOOD SIGN for their mmo that they want zero microtransactions that are not cosmetic so it was eventually shelved to be reworked from stage 0 and night crawler was given permission to take his docs and find external support to make it into a game himself if he wants

Which means riot held onto literally zero non character based rights for it even

[stray forge]

maybe im a boomer but I hate that isometric

[clear plume]

That’s what the grapevine of ex lcs coaches say frfr I have never been in phreaks world of Warcraft guild

[stray forge]

let diablo and poe keep it 😭

[sinful brook]

Ghostcrawlers studios project bunned too

[worn bluff]

lost ark had fun combat but progression was ass

[jolly flume]

I got reclears in 30!!!

[stray forge]

in and out, 15m max

[jolly flume]

i'll send my twin lucy shiomi who I'm pretty sure doesn't even play the game anymore over

[sinful brook]

Josh strife Hayes talked about how ? His playtesy experience was

"it'll be fixed later"

For every answer

[proper cave]

https://youtu.be/C-lfbPENg3I

[jolly flume]

software development in four words

[clear plume]

Tbf, when you’re invited to a private alpha, it is a case of it’ll be fixed later for things

[stray forge]

I thought swe was

"feature not a bug"

[clear plume]

But the general design philosophies are what you judge them on

[craggy marsh]

Honestly if you're making an MMO now in todays gaming market then good luck

[sinful brook]

Yeah but like if you're using to help get feedback

[craggy marsh]

that's all i'll say

[sinful brook]

And not want feedback

Why

[vestal hollow]

dont worry guys

[stray forge]

what even makes it in todays gaming market

[jolly flume]

"broke prod on friday"

[vestal hollow]

we'll get bless unleashed: the unleashening this year

[craggy marsh]

following trends

[jolly flume]

gachaslop

[stray forge]

I thought it was just milking already popular IPs

oh true

[clear plume]

I think riot is smart to wait and not rush out a mmo right now, it’s going to wait until ffxiv is 20 years old, wow is 30, and it’ll come in as a tab target game and kill both and free us (it’ll let you play as a shoeless foxgirl)

[stray forge]

slot machines are popular

[trim frost]

im unleashing my bless everywhere

[jolly flume]

you had me at the last sentence

[stray forge]

slot machines with boobs

[craggy marsh]

but they aren't smart enough to add a practice mode in league for character before you buy them (I know they added one now but holy shit what took them so long)

[stray forge]

theres someone named kitasan black shouting in limsa

more slot machine popularity

[jolly flume]

tell the horse to shut up

or no sugar cubes

[jolly flume]

enjoy your 3 day

[stray forge]

that would let me skip reclear m9s and m10s

and i could catch up in wuwa

[jolly flume]

I almost forgot 3.1 is in like two days

too busy ending my field

[stray forge]

I just hope I dont get banned mid pull

[clear plume]

I’ve had a teammate gotten suspended mid pull before

[sinful brook]

Dw I'll expedite it I'll report you

[limpid edge]

doing what

[craggy marsh]

I almost opened warframe with the cousin running

[sinful brook]

Does that ban you

[craggy marsh]

DE almost caught my ass

apparently

[jolly flume]

DEI?

woke did this

[craggy marsh]

Wokeframe

[sinful brook]

Woke ever since they put emetselch into the game

[vestal hollow]

they ban you for like 10 years lol

[jolly flume]

I have 9 minutes to shower before I have to be in vc

what could go wrong

[craggy marsh]

btw don't put jade's noble stance on uriel unless you want pregnant selch

[vestal hollow]

put it on lyon

[jolly flume]

ok bro what is that pose

[craggy marsh]

That was the first thing I did

[sinful brook]

Don't do it you'll be washed

[vestal hollow]

jade is literally a pregnancy themed warframe

its nasty lorewise

[jolly flume]

what.

[craggy marsh]

I can't wait for jade prime

prime fetus

[stray forge]

enrage to clear party

[vestal hollow]

she was a ||pregnant woman turned into a warframe by the primary villain of the narrative to spite her husband||

[stray forge]

cant make it past

DoD!

Yaaaaay

[craggy marsh]

Wait till they turn Ball Ass into a protoframe

[vestal hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D92ypwjrcm8

they make more sense on her

[craggy marsh]

pregnant grendel is funny too

me after a buffet

[low hearth]

wtf

[low hearth]

what the warrior doing yo

[wicked delta]

3 am cheese

[zealous meteor]

2:35am cheese

mmm

[stray forge]

idk but

im being a terrorist now

feels so bad

[limpid edge]

terrorist puddle

[wicked delta]

Playing on EU is bad for me because I get away with actual terrorist movement there

[rapid whale]

congrats bro

did u win weapon

[dull drum]

your ass got almost got banned

[craggy marsh]

It's okay I found a work around

It's called playing Warframe on my ps5

[dull drum]

[craggy marsh]

[visual geyser]

dont believe in riot bro

[sinful brook]

lol

[stray forge]

ultima weapon

[sinful brook]

i now have a way to make it so i can't play warframe

thanks

[visual geyser]

damn warframe doesnt allow mods?

i guess its f2p so it gets to be stricter

[stray forge]

oh wait this is that person you guys always talk about

the wk person

[craggy marsh]

They dont allow mods in other games

If it messes with your pc anyway

[visual geyser]

wai wha

[craggy marsh]

It makes sense bc data tampering

[rapid whale]

sounds like one of their party finder titles yeah

[visual geyser]

they got anti cheat that goes off for other games?

[craggy marsh]

Ye if you try and play another game with mods and run warframe at the same time you could potentially get bapped

[stray forge]

[craggy marsh]

Is it stupid? Yes absolutely

[visual geyser]

lmfao

[stray forge]

Idek what warframe is vro

[craggy marsh]

Power fantasy game

Number go up makes brain feel good

[stray forge]

That’s just hsr

[craggy marsh]

Ew gacha

[limpid edge]

gucci game

[stray forge]

Spend money make number go up

Poe2

Play 1700 hours

Make number go up

[visual geyser]

gucci gang?

nioh 3 comes out so soon

damn

[stray forge]

Only 3 days

[craggy marsh]

Peak 3

[stray forge]

I fucking forgot how to play it

I’m gonna be so bad

[craggy marsh]

Code Vein 2 will be forgotten about instantly once that game releases

[stray forge]

Don’t feel like restarting 2….

That’s bc code vein 1 was bad

[craggy marsh]

Code Vein isnt awful but uhh

Idk

[sly basin]

isnt code vein 2 very lowly rated rn

[stray forge]

Just play something better and cheaper

Like ai limit

[sly basin]

yes play Rimworld

[craggy marsh]

As someone who actually played CV2 its not terrible but it feels a little soulless after a bit

[stray forge]

Rim world has similar combat?

[wicked delta]

Idk shit about warframe which is weird because a girl invited me over to her house to show me her figurines and I had to listen to that shit for like 2 hours

[craggy marsh]

The combat is fun and the characters are neat

[wicked delta]

I didnt retain any of the information she dumped on me ngl

[craggy marsh]

But the exploration in CV2 is so boring man

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-ice-cube-war-of-the-worlds-gif-10819762906378884633

[stray forge]

Did the girl invite you back over to play the knights of east hollow for 17 hours

[craggy marsh]

Idk why they made CV2 open world

[wicked delta]

I don’t know what that is

[craggy marsh]

Why is open world a trend rn

It sucks

[wicked delta]

Genshin Impact

[sly basin]

oh no rimworld is just a good game, its like dwarf fortress or oxygen not included

[craggy marsh]

Genshit Impact sucks too

[wicked delta]

I know

[sly basin]

a bit like sims i'd say as well depending how u play

[wicked delta]

I tried that shit when it first released

I thought it was ass

[stray forge]

Oh I forgot that website is banned here

Mb

[sly basin]

screenshot ok

[wicked delta]

You can send screenshots of tweets

[craggy marsh]

I hate genshit bc everyone wants to copy the genshit style

[wicked delta]

Jus not direct links iirc

[stray forge]

Oh

[wicked delta]

Honestly now that I think about it

Ive had a lot of people invite me over just to show me their nerd stuff

[stray forge]

You’re the nerd friend

Gg

[wicked delta]

I guess im a good listener or something

I mean

My irls all think im just a COD player

[sly basin]

my coworker spent an hour to me discussing all the street fighter lore

theres so much....

[wicked delta]

There is

[stray forge]

People will be like let’s watch EVA to me and then it’s just hooking up

I’ve literally been trying to find someone to watch Eva with and it has never fucking happened

[wicked delta]

I played street fighter for years and I dunno half of the shit happening there

[tulip wraith]

is m11 arena split hard or is the average player bad. i feel like its one of the eaisest mechanics in that fight to me

[sly basin]

preface ur text as "lets watch Eva (No Sex)"

[wicked delta]

Somewhere in the middle prolly

[stray forge]

Were you in my party 🙂

[tulip wraith]

at least compred to orbital, i get hit by that 10 times more often

[wicked delta]

I learned the hard way a while back that inviting someone for nerd shit is actually like… That

[tulip wraith]

lol no

[wicked delta]

Im just incredibly fucking stupid apparently

[stray forge]

Okay but I actually just wanted to watch Eva

[wicked delta]

Like the warhammer girl told me 3 weeks later she had a crush on me and wanted to ask me out but I was more preoccupied with the figurines

Like my fucking bad bruh they looked cool

[stray forge]

I’m in my volcel arf

Arc

[wicked delta]

One thing I can respect though

I wish I had figurine collection

I have a Spiderman comic collection actually

I wish I had Spiderman figurines

[sly basin]

sadly ur correct, very hard to figure out platonic intentions sometimes

[stray forge]

idr get collecting

seems like just a bunch of stuff to dedust every week

but thats just me

[low hearth]

Rolled a 9 on the coffer

[wicked delta]

My bf said the trait he likes about me the most is that I dont hide my feelings on things

[sly basin]

im a rlly direct person tho so i would just say my thoughts

[wicked delta]

I just tell him what I want from him in the moment

[sly basin]

lmfao same i dont see any point in hiding that stuff

[wicked delta]

Now normally id say thats just my glowing personality but I have autism so its probably just that

[stray forge]

anyways

[sly basin]

oh people tell me they think i am autistic often

[wicked delta]

I woke up to like

60 dms from my friend

I thought they got killed

No

New hyperfixation

And apparently I was the first person they needed to inform

[sly basin]

i hope its fire emblem

[wicked delta]

Worst part I actually read all that shit

[stray forge]

Oh I went through that 3h lore phase where I would send essays to my poor friend angee

[wicked delta]

Worse. It was Elden Ring

[stray forge]

just bc she mentioned to me she played through it once

[sly basin]

oh no... well at least the lore is cool af

[wicked delta]

Elden Ring looks fun af I just never got to play it in depth

[sly basin]

lol i was rlly drunk the other day and just explained all of game of thrones to my sister who hasnt seen it

[zealous meteor]

it's WHAT

[wicked delta]

And im not good at soulslike games as is

[sly basin]

idk if it made any sense

[wicked delta]

Im sorry to be the bearer of bad news

[sly basin]

i wish soulslike games had an easy mode

[stray forge]

lmao get gatekept idiot!!!

[slender lichen]

they do

its called grinding your ass off

[zealous meteor]

to be fair im the kind of girl that takes netflix and chill literally

[sly basin]

tell me more

noooooo that sounds like effort

[zealous meteor]

mm movie and snacks

[wicked delta]

Funny story

[slender lichen]

L

[wicked delta]

I wanted to ask my best friend to hang out

I tell her

“Wanna netflix and chill”

She started screaming in my dms

I was like ???

[sly basin]

Mama Mia and cheetos

[wicked delta]

I just wanna watch netflix

[stray forge]

Idk if I've ever had a netflix and chill

[wicked delta]

She was like

Oh

[stray forge]

unless the eva counts

[wicked delta]

You’re just fucking stupid

Nvm

We can watch netflix

I thought it was literally just netflix and chilling man

[stray forge]

its honestly only the nerds that intentions are obscure for

[zealous meteor]

OK BUT WHY ISNT IT

[stray forge]

other ppl are like im flirty enough that they just are like okay lets hook up

[sly basin]

ya i had a coworker ask me to dinner once and part of the way through eating i was like ??? did i accidentally go on a date

yes i did

[clear plume]

Have standards, only date egirls who at least do top

[sly basin]

im so direct with flirting ill just be like "i like u can we date"

[wicked delta]

Thats what im saying

[stray forge]

egirls are a government conspiracy it's all just the same girl on multiple accounts

[wicked delta]

I managed to enter a whole fucking relationship with someone SOMEHOW

[sly basin]

my lol knowledge is so bad is top good

[zealous meteor]

i just wanna watch movies with a friend and hang out together.....

[wicked delta]

Like this dude was like hey I like you

And I was like

I like you too

And then a week later

[sly basin]

lmfaooo

[clear plume]

I mean top as in omega ultimate

[wicked delta]

He says im his bf

I was like

???

[stray forge]

that doesn't really happen here

[clear plume]

Nobodies soulmate plays league of legends

[sly basin]

OH srry i see what u mean

[wicked delta]

Since WHEN?

[sly basin]

all of my exs played league of legends

[zealous meteor]

you are the most lesbian gay man i have ever met

[sly basin]

its my curse

[zealous meteor]

this is lesbian behaviour

[stray forge]

the rule of gays is like first 3 dates are just hookups and then you finally get dinner together if its really good

[clear plume]

Never put ur dick in a league egirl unwrapped on god

[wicked delta]

Im crying what does this mean 😭😭😭

[zealous meteor]

[is literally dating] idk does he like me :|

[sly basin]

me pilled

[wicked delta]

I tell all my friends I like them bruh

That doesn’t mean love

Just ask me out directly if you love me

[zealous meteor]

do you not know the clueless lesbian stereotype

[stray forge]

I've never encountered this stereotype irl

[zealous meteor]

they will literally move in with each other and still not know they're dating

[wicked delta]

My best friend is kinda like that lowkey

[stray forge]

if anything all of the lesbos I know are in super polycules bc its NYC 💀

[wicked delta]

Its either they’re chronically stupid or its the most cursed polycule known to man

[stray forge]

they have the fucking excel sheet and everything

[sly basin]

woaw

do polycules have a hierarchy

[zealous meteor]

most lesbians i know are somehow both at the same time

[wicked delta]

BUT IN MY CASE I WASNT DENSE he just said “i like you” once and we talked about Pokemon afterwards

[stray forge]

im too chaotic for all that miss me

[zealous meteor]

only bad ones

[wicked delta]

Ive never been in a polycule

[stray forge]

idk how you can deal with that many people i can barely deal with one

[wicked delta]

But im a jealous ass mf so I wouldn’t like sharing anyway

[zealous meteor]

if your polycule has any sort of hierarchy. run

[stray forge]

isnt a polycule with a hierarchy just a cult

[zealous meteor]

possibly

at the very least there's a concerning power imbalance

[sly basin]

my polycule is me myself and i

[wicked delta]

I typed out three different responses

All came to the same conclusion

It probably is a cult

[zealous meteor]

my polycule is i don't fucking know anymore
all of us suck at communicating

[wicked delta]

My polycule is me, my boyfriend and Specter Arknights

[sly basin]

who is specter arknights

[wicked delta]

My wife

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-specter-arknights-cube3d-gif-27010064

cube

[wicked delta]

Specter cube

[stray forge]

welp

[sly basin]

borat voice my wife

[stray forge]

enrage parties no longer filling

[sly basin]

maybe tomorrow will go swimmingly

[stray forge]

time to lay in bed in deep contemplation

[zealous meteor]

anyway time to eep

[stray forge]

I can't raid tomorrow

I have to wait

[zealous meteor]

toby you should eep too

[stray forge]

for static to clear 10 again

[clear plume]

I just have a few girls I’m casual with idk what a polycule even is by definition and don’t want to know

[stray forge]

I really wish they didn't sound so surprised the first time

to clear*

[dull drum]

uhm

space ninjas

[wicked delta]

Im gonna sleepge soon

[zealous meteor]

now

[wicked delta]

Soon

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

My melatonin will kick in

[stray forge]

lmao look at these dutch with the same bedtime

[zealous meteor]

3:25 am

hee hoo

(oops)

anyway

[wicked delta]

Get all the girls together and create a static polycule

Whoever griefs the least gets to date you

[dull drum]

its out

and playing it uh

yeah ive already told you

it runs like shit for me

[clear plume]

That is quite possibly the worst idea I have ever heard and I’ve been pitched opening a ffxiv gaming house before

[wicked delta]

My future husband will have TOP clears

[wicked delta]

Consider that its funny as shit

[dull drum]

if theres a substantial performance patch i'll edit my review to slight recommend but the games a 7/10

[clear plume]

“Whoever feeds my battle voice the most gets to ride after raid” is not a healthy raiding dynamic!!!

[limpid edge]

happy wednesday

[zealous meteor]

polyamory was invented to make consistent d&d groups

you can extend this to an mmo static

[stray forge]

Almost 400

Was really hoping to clear before going back in with static so that people wouldn't think I've regressed back to weapons prog but I think I'm done for the week

[limpid edge]

what's that

[low hearth]

dang ur almost there bro

[limpid edge]

pain!?

who on the quest to clear?

i am

[low hearth]

yo

[craggy marsh]

I cant bring myself to slog through it anymore

I did Josee and Lyle area

It's just so boring for me now

There's zero good hammers besides one of the first hammers

The rest are strength + dex or whatever

But the nameless hammer is doing more damage than any other hammer and I found that on some random fuck

[random needle]

e12s is going well

[visual geyser]

Code vein is the definition of gamepass slop

Does gamepass even exist anymore

[limpid edge]

sloppeh?

i liked teh first one

[worn bluff]

exp33 was on game pass though

sometimes they have good games

[craggy marsh]

code vein isn't bad but it's certainly not something i'd say is good

it's decent

[errant rivet]

here in my server, red alert appeared at the same time as moon base upgrade....

[tulip wraith]

this has been happening to everyone on this step i feel like

[midnight furnace]

Hum wanted to try some M11S prog but ever since weekend it was pretty dead on Primal... guess it was cause of the new relic step

Hopefully this week it will go better

[valid solar]

I have arrived in Abu Dhabi

[dapper zealot]

Back in my day failing a fate meant no red alerts for 8 hours

[valid solar]

Is that not a thing anymore

[dapper zealot]

Thankfully not

Especially since fates scale now since phaenna

[tulip wraith]

oh the construction fates?

thank god

[dapper zealot]

What were you worrying about with your NA privilege

[thin fox]

time for raid

[dapper zealot]

Smh

[dapper zealot]

Dude that took me 70 pulls, truly savage

[limpid edge]

wait this an actual dungeon

[tulip wraith]

ill have you know zalera failed 2 fates on sinus

at least, maybe more but i was there for at least 2 of them

[flint ledge]

genuinely so peak

[dapper zealot]

Half way through we just let the fates fail 3 times in a row for the pity complete cause we just didn't have enough people

[flint ledge]

i mean its not a "dungeon" but its a 4 person activity

[limpid edge]

oh man it takes a while

[errant rivet]

as a non-NA I have no idea how Cactuar is ahead

• Jenova

funny enough, last planet's world 1st is in the CN client 🗿

[thin fox]

dude bungo doing it on dynamis was

[limpid edge]

only 4 cakes, do i have to do this until i can get 5

[flint ledge]

you only need like 70 of the tokens for all the shi

[dapper zealot]

1 cake gives 30

[tulip wraith]

i cant wait to get home and do this event cause what the fuck are we talking about

how is there a cake making duty and how does it work

im so intrigued

[dapper zealot]

savage level mechs

the music is peak

[tulip wraith]

new ultimate gonna go crazy with these mechs

[torn kindle]

Imagine if the order of the decorations mattered

Also do the mammets leash with range, or can one person realistically aggro all of them to aoe spots that don’t have cake stuff

[flint ledge]

lwk seems like too much effort

[dapper zealot]

It's not hard to avoid them

Like you have 100 years to finish your interaction

Only did it with 4 but you could round them all up, then use your stun

[stray forge]

I’m not sure you know how many years 100 years is friendo it’s a pretty long time

[dull drum]

gg

im going drag my way to the finish line

[stray forge]

CDEVEIN

[dapper zealot]

yo new braindead strat out

just aggro all of them

[stray forge]

I'm not queueing until hector releases vid

[dapper zealot]

hector pls guide

honestly it's actually more fun trying to manage the mammets while trying not to get others hit

[shy obsidian]

Why is this cake thing so fucking chaotic

Cake 5 mammets are like. Extreme levels of chaos

[amber fable]

its easy

have one person take aggro and run around

rest 3 fill the cake

easy shit

[dapper zealot]

I did that but someone stunned them so most reset

[amber fable]

we yoloed it all and filled 4 cakes

was halfway to 5th

[shy obsidian]

Im actually tryhaeding here

[flint ledge]

my group just did random shit and we got all 5 first try

✌️

[dapper zealot]

keep us updated with your cake prog

[tulip wraith]

tomestone.gg update when??

[dapper zealot]

failed cake enrage 😔

[amber fable]

too many freezes

[flint ledge]

skill issues lwk

[shy obsidian]

WE WERE SO CLOSE BUT I GOT STUNLOCKED

[dapper zealot]

washed

[shy obsidian]

THIS SHIT HAS GOT ME MORE STRESSED THAN ANY SAVAGE RAID

[low hearth]

wtf

[vague osprey]

oh

[dapper zealot]

?

[shy obsidian]

what happened

[stray forge]

Can't wait for 400 pulls of cake

fucks sake

[low hearth]

Cake prog

[shy obsidian]

Fuck cake prog

This is a cake C41

[jolly flume]

this job needs lightspeed I think

[tulip anvil]

someone tell me whats the part that pf struggles with in m11s?

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thanos-infinity-war-4

[tulip anvil]

is dying to lack of mits something thats common, tried raiding with the bros earlier and we kept getting tanks and healers who let us die

[slender lichen]

no

[tulip anvil]

i had a sch who did very little damage and almost no healing

[stray forge]

Weapons proggy prog

[rapid whale]

classic

15k healers saying, "my dps keep making us enrage"

[slender lichen]

a lot of things in that fight can be gotten by with little mits

[stray forge]

Lmao u think the healers are 15k….

[rapid whale]

could also be the pure heal not healing between the weapons

[tulip anvil]

the most we got during a lot of it was an unboosted concitation

[stray forge]

🥀

[rapid whale]

so like mit might be up but ppl aren't being topped

[tulip anvil]

the whm we had was struggling to keep up because nobody mitted anywhere

so by the time we got later into the fight theyd be out of resources

[slender lichen]

so the whole party was bad

[tulip anvil]

i was mitting, but theres only so much an addle and tempera coat could do

[stray forge]

I’ll mit ur face

[tulip anvil]

i dont think the melees were feinting

[craggy marsh]

People who somehow can't do ultimate weapons despite the pf being listed as enrage

[slender lichen]

if i could get by with this then your party is just omega bad

[tulip anvil]

when is ultimate weapons?

[craggy marsh]

After charybdistopia

[slender lichen]

ultimate weapons are the tornadoes

[tulip anvil]

ohhh, then yeah people suck at that mech

[craggy marsh]

Fucking up ultimate weapons is massive skill issue with no excuse

It's not a new mechanic

He does the same 3 weapons he did 20 seconds ago

Just uses more of them

[tulip anvil]

tbh sometimes i struggle cus i try to greed it, and i havent had much practice because nobody can get there cleanly

[craggy marsh]

"Sword into sword is too hard"

Have people heard of the humble sprint button

[slender lichen]

if youre dying to dmg before even ultimate weapons i literally dont know what to tell you

there is nothing there that hits super hard

[tulip anvil]

thats late pf for you

[jolly flume]

I need like 5 charges of that shit

[stray forge]

Just accept ur fate

It’s too late to clear 11

🙂

[tulip anvil]

im gonna do it anyway

[craggy marsh]

The only thing that I can see as remotely difficult for a pf healer would be sword into axe into party stack

But even then

Not very hard

[tulip anvil]

besides we dont raid with the stinker who caused us to be stuck in m10s for 2 weeks anymore

[stray forge]

Well apparently you have more stinkers

[craggy marsh]

Checking the sprint usage on the person who keeps dying to weapons and see's the usage is zero

[tulip anvil]

its only 2 other people with me, the rest is pf

[craggy marsh]

[jolly flume]

axe in the middle of the sequence is as good as it gets lol

[slender lichen]

the stack hits like a wet noodle if you take the 5 year long cast bar to press a mit

[jolly flume]

you get to stop and cast

shit is goated

[craggy marsh]

M11 is fun

[stray forge]

No it’s not

[craggy marsh]

I just hate how the first 3 minutes are nothing

[rapid whale]

sword sword scythe for whichever healer is on the "outside" = skull emoji

[jolly flume]

idk I like weapons still

4 weeks i'm still an enjoyer

[craggy marsh]

I love the weapons

[slender lichen]

m11 is fun if youre a melee

[stray forge]

I hate how my 2m comes up mid arena split

[craggy marsh]

Im just tired of shit people

[rapid whale]

i like m11s too as a caster

[craggy marsh]

I like it as a tank

[stray forge]

And I have to stop mid dropping puddles to cast communio

Feels bad

[craggy marsh]

I like it

Makes people have to do mechs while bursting

Instead of being lazy

[stray forge]

Make vipers do it too

Instead of unloading their coils

[slender lichen]

thank god they brought back mechs during 2m

[stray forge]

[craggy marsh]

I hope they keep the arcadian fight designers around for the next raid series

[tulip wraith]

but i dont wanna think :(

[craggy marsh]

Arcadian been a banger

[slender lichen]

i hope they fire whoever did m10 but keep the rest

[stray forge]

It’s not the thinking I dislike

[tulip wraith]

i really like m10...

[craggy marsh]

But m10 good tho

[slender lichen]

are you a ranged

[stray forge]

It just feels bad to lose the gcd bc of moving

[tulip wraith]

maybe

[craggy marsh]

Im a tank and I like it

[slender lichen]

checks out

[jolly flume]

the insane air gcd rollback is shit for everyone

[rapid whale]

i feel like m10s is gonna be one of those fights that are fun to optimize

[craggy marsh]

What's not to love about tanking it

[jolly flume]

but I still like the fight a lot

shit goes hard

[slender lichen]

are you mt

[craggy marsh]

Both

[stray forge]

Oh

And he fucking auto moves when he puts the arena back together

Fuck you why does that happen

[craggy marsh]

Tanking m10 is easy man

[stray forge]

💢

[craggy marsh]

Moving bosses is fun

[slender lichen]

i didnt say the fight was hard

[sleek moon]

i kinda want to try sitting at the wall or something and then moving into at the last second and potentially murdering my healer

[slender lichen]

i'd like m10 more if the game didnt have dogshit server latency

[craggy marsh]

I like it when positioning matters and the boss doesn't just auto jump back to the middle

[sleek moon]

just to see if it wont rollback

[stray forge]

I don’t even know what actually happens

Is it that we move? Or does he move

[sleek moon]

he moves

that curved move he does

[stray forge]

All I know is he’s suddenly out of your range

💢

[sleek moon]

his hitbox like, spins

[slender lichen]

its so ass

[craggy marsh]

Im also a PLD so maybe that's why I have no issue with M10 tank

[slender lichen]

so you're a ranged

got it

[craggy marsh]

Just a skill issue then mate

[slender lichen]

i dont see how server latency is a skill issue but ok

[craggy marsh]

Get better ping

[slender lichen]

i already have good enough ping to greed weapons

[craggy marsh]

Get more

[jolly flume]

noble changed his gcd speed to line it up better

idk

[slender lichen]

its just ass fight design

[jolly flume]

time to try 2.48

either way I don't think it's that deep to lose a gcd

game has done stupider shit

[stray forge]

Are we both talking about tyrant

☠️

[slender lichen]

i lose way more than 1 gcd

[craggy marsh]

Losing 1 gcd is a huge deal for some people bc it's all they have

[stray forge]

Cause I’m talking about when arena split ends for tyrant

[low hearth]

arena split

[stray forge]

I need to record that or something

[craggy marsh]

Ranged attacks exist and people dont wanna use em

[sleek moon]

weirdly enough i've had zero issues with the tyrant

[slender lichen]

you lose gcds in melee range

this isnt about ranged attacks

[sleek moon]

just m10s

[jolly flume]

if it's during insane air

just disconnect early and throw the ranged attack from the other side of the boss

better than inconsistent gcd roll

[craggy marsh]

Which mech

[stray forge]

I dont have issues other than the weird suddenly out of range thing at the end of split

[slender lichen]

the boss walking lmao

throughout the entire fight

if he walks through your hitbox you lose your gcd

gg

[craggy marsh]

[jolly flume]

I mean that's true of every job

[slender lichen]

yes?

[jolly flume]

just position better

there's literally always a way to not have the boss jump through you

[slender lichen]

he's not jumping

he's being walked

[craggy marsh]

Ive never heard the boss walking being an issue

[jolly flume]

tell your cotank to stop playing like a monkey

idk

[slender lichen]

this isn't the cotanks fault it's just the rng of needing the boss to be in a specific place

[amber fable]

the mid point of boss if it goes behind you then your gcd is whiffed

[rapid whale]

mb im new

[amber fable]

also like m11 sucks

for this

[stray forge]

If I ever feel angry I’m leveling my tank to max and just being a menace

[amber fable]

i have had shit not register

[craggy marsh]

That's just the essence of martial mastery

[amber fable]

cuz boss moved slight diagonal

stupid fucking game

[jolly flume]

idk

if you said insane air I'd get it

everything else

you can play around easily

[stray forge]

Insane air infinitely worse

I lose a gcd each time they move

[amber fable]

insane air the boss have markers of where they will end up

so preposn

and its kinda fine

[jolly flume]

that's not the point

[sleek moon]

still lose gcd

[amber fable]

it is what it is

[sleek moon]

idk whats going on with the way they move

[jolly flume]

when he's moving he rolls back your gcd the entire time

[slender lichen]

yes its bad fight design lmao

[amber fable]

its infuriating

[jolly flume]

which you can play around

[amber fable]

but nothing we as players can do

[jolly flume]

but it's kinda frustrating

[craggy marsh]

XIV players when they lose 1-2 gcds

[rain geode]

I would like M10S more if people were better at it

[amber fable]

i dun care about gcd bro

its shit like ogcd not going off

[sleek moon]

idm if i have to lose a gcd for a mechanic

[amber fable]

drifting shit for no reason

[sleek moon]

but gcd rollback feels shitty

its too abrupt

[amber fable]

and that too

it sucks

[slender lichen]

me when the devs design something badly and shovel it in my mouth and i think the players should just be ok with it

[craggy marsh]

Gcd rollback always gonna be shitty i fear

[jolly flume]

I mean

gcd rollback is shit

[stray forge]

Me when I’m about to use communio but my ogcd somehow gets rolled back

[jolly flume]

that doesn't mean it's not avoidable in 99% of situations

[stray forge]

Internally screaming

[jolly flume]

insane air is like the 1%

that shit is just annoying but whatever

one gcd

it's not gonna kill me

like I've had people complain that I jump the boss backwards in the FRU opener

and it rolls back their gcd

im like just don't stand in the boss lol

[amber fable]

well dont stand in a way that boss ends up behind you

[jolly flume]

yeah and that works in nearly every situation

so idk why people like to complain about it in those cases