I'm already on board
#endgame-lounge
torn mesa
wdym
jolly flume
or andy? idfk
random needle
I will clear m11 next week I will clear m11 next week, it will happen
torn mesa
Andy is coming in
jolly flume
too many a-names
random needle
I just need to reclear early
jolly flume
jolly flume
alex's name has my name in it
valid solar
lexi is chiyos stripper name /s
torn mesa
his 14 IGN is just his first-last flipped lol
stray forge
wth lexi is my regular name 
jolly flume
his 14 IGN is just his first-last flipped lol
well damn
stray forge
nah im jk my name is Hana
random needle
his 14 IGN is just his first-last flipped lol
Holo Wise-wolf?
jolly flume
now theres two of us
stray forge
Holo Wolf Wise
jolly flume
thats p funny
wicked delta
Wheres her husband
jolly flume
bc apparently andy's friend that he might bring in's ign is yachiyo
we could have chiyo and yachiyo on healer
valid solar
we could have chiyo and yachiyo on healer
jolly flume
wait we can't really take bapple
that would ruin the everyone's irl name starting with abc bit
sly basin
my irl name starts with abc.....
clear plume
I legitimately made a plan for this and forced it in early pf reclears 
jolly flume
sac strats 
sly basin
my name is not zeff, but your hint is the legend of korra
i see
my hint is fnaf but i think most ppl know my irl name here
clear plume
People can hate it all they want, but it never took more than 5 pulls to get that reclear which for 10s in pf is below rate by a lot
sly basin
my name zeff
valid solar
stray forge
Zachariah ass
rapid whale
skibidiah
valid solar
I am not white enough to be named zachariah
clear plume
I am not white enough to be named zachariah
It’s ok, my name is Zackary
wicked delta
I remember my friend got pregnant and she wanted to name her child Jellesia
And I laughed at her
clear plume
Spelt like that
wicked delta
She got upset but I laughed even harder
valid solar
I remember my friend got pregnant and she wanted to name her child Jellesia
r/tragedeigh
jolly flume
I'm sorry but that's a valid laugh
wicked delta
Im a bad friend I think
stray forge
Vros name is Zhloe
valid solar
Vros name is Zhloe
sly basin
if i got pregornant id name my kid Nosferatu so i can call them Nose for short
jolly flume
we need legal protections against naming your kid shit that gets them bullied
valid solar
how do your guesses keep getting worse
stray forge
It’s an art
valid solar
we need legal protections against naming your kid shit that gets them bullied
im pretty sure there are countries where this is actually a thing
sly basin
i think its technically a thing in usa
wicked delta
we need legal protections against naming your kid shit that gets them bullied
Im not even a bully and id bully someone named Jellesia like hello? 😭
Fuck kinda name is that man
wicked delta
No im not
rapid whale
in japan i think those are called kirakira names
sly basin
i think Jello would be a sick name
wicked delta
Im just the one that hasn’t been banned yet
stray forge
I knew a girl named Onion….
sly basin
it's just exceptionally white
chris
jolly flume
whiter
sly basin
john
jolly flume
whiter
wicked delta
Lets go Brandon
jolly flume
way whiter
stray forge
it's just exceptionally white
This is literally on brand for 1st gen Chinese
rapid whale
okay not THAT white
sly basin
hunter ?
stray forge
It’s gonna be some shit like Kelvin or James
random needle
Nathan
sly basin
Jake
stray forge
Nathan also popular
valid solar
jimothy
sly basin
Max
wicked delta
Not fucking Jimothy icant
random needle
I knew like 4 kids named Nathan when I was younger, maybe 5
stray forge
How is James not white
rapid whale
clearly it's ezekiel
jolly flume
it's white but it's not like
zealous meteor
at least my name isnt that weird
yeah chiyo isn't that weird a name
jolly flume
so white you can feel the lack of spice tolerance across the country
stray forge
First person I think of is James fucking Cameron does it get any whiter than that dude
wicked delta
First person named James I think of is my cousin who went to prison
clear plume
I know a Chinese guy who’s name is “ho kok” so his white name is Frankie to avoid the jokes about that one
sly basin
my uncle james is also in prison lol
valid solar
ok chiyo whats the first letter
jolly flume
I know a Chinese guy who’s name is “ho kok” so his white name is Frankie to avoi...
the immigration officers really did do some people dirty with the english transliterations
wicked delta
Why do so many people named James end up in prison
stray forge
Why the fuck do yall know so many people in prison
wicked delta
Curious!
jolly flume
B
valid solar
brent ?
sly basin
so many laws
random needle
Benjamin
zealous meteor
brody
wicked delta
Nahhh
zealous meteor
idfk
clear plume
Bartholemew hate to see it
wicked delta
Benjamin white af
stray forge
Brady bunch
sly basin
Peter
random needle
whats the family guy man
🅱️eter 🅱️riffin
sly basin
what letter it start with
valid solar
if chiyo is named bill I might become his opp irl 
stray forge
Bartholomew is based
jolly flume
the immigration officers really did do some people dirty with the english transl...
it's actually pretty interesting, my parents' last names and their siblings got transcribed differently despite being the same in chinese
also no
sly basin
i think William is a good name because u have a lot of nickname potential
stray forge
jolly flume
bart would be fucking demonic
valid solar
billiam
jolly flume
I'm quite glad I'm not bart
clear plume
Sure thing Bart
wicked delta
Im also glad you’re not Bart
rapid whale
im still confused how lee magically gained an L
sly basin
marge ?
limpid edge
bort
zealous meteor
I'm quite glad I'm not bart
you're bert
jolly flume
Sure thing Bart
sly basin
connor
stray forge
What do you mean how did lee magically gain an L
wicked delta
Oh fuck
sly basin
hayden
jolly flume
both in terms of whiteness and spelling
jolly flume
ok maybe not spelling so much
sly basin
Brady
stray forge
Idk I don’t want to know your name anymore bro
rapid whale
What do you mean how did lee magically gain an L
it doesnt have an l in korean
torn mesa
Bapl's name
rapid whale
idk abt in cn
stray forge
Shit gonna be traumatizing
torn mesa
is one of the whitest I've heard of
jolly flume
dude bapple is ACTUALLY white
rapid whale
okay my name is ancient white get it right
wicked delta
What is your name Bappol
jolly flume
I understand dank's skepticism
wicked delta
I wanna know
sly basin
okay my name is *ancient* white get it right
adam ??
valid solar
bapl told me his name once but I forgot what it was
jolly flume
What is your name Bappol
this was not my intention
sly basin
or evep
rapid whale
it's actually so rare it kinda doxes me
sly basin
eve
stray forge
it doesnt have an l in korean
That’s because Korean fucking uses Hangul and not English 👍
zealous meteor
tomothy
rapid whale
That’s because Korean fucking uses Hangul and not English 👍
right but im saying when they immigrate nobody is saying lee as the last name
yi would be closer
wicked delta
Boy am I glad I was dumb enough to use my normal ass name online
No guessing games here
Im just Tobias
sly basin
i have an old lady name hehe
rapid whale
i have an old lady name hehe
hello gertrude
zealous meteor
(soon to be legal)
sly basin
ppl always ask me like "are u sure" and im like yeah... thats me
stray forge
I’m just Hana
clear plume
yi would be closer
Master Lee
clear plume
stray forge
Master Yi
rapid whale
Master Lee
lee sin
wicked delta
Lady named Mildred 🥀
torn mesa
or Gretchen
rapid whale
abigail
jolly flume
abigail isn't that old is it
stray forge
I know multiple Abigail’s
sly basin
abigail isn't that old is it
abigail adams thi
clear plume
I know a like 22 year old named peatrice
stray forge
They just go by abby
zealous meteor
Beatrice is the name of our former queen
it's beatrix not beatrice
wicked delta
She didn’t do anything I just don’t like old people
rain geode
I have no name
clear plume
She might be 23 now idr
rapid whale
okay 67
wicked delta
<:nerdge:1418750569203634286> it's beatrix not beatrice
Yeah I dont CAREEE shes rich n old she’ll live
jolly flume
me and bapple are definitely on the same level of white though
sly basin
I have no name
a girl has no name
zealous meteor
im not convinced that your name isn't ben
you just chickened out once people guessed it
stray forge
Tew Liter pick the name Scarlet irl arc
zealous meteor
sly basin
i share a name w the fnaf character, most ppl spell it correctly worst spelling i got once was Boney
jolly flume
im not convinced that your name isn't ben
you just chickened out once people gue...
it's Bryce lol
clear plume
Women get mad at me when I don’t remember their name but then I go here and suddenly women don’t have them smh
wicked delta
Holy
jolly flume
my bestie is ben though
stray forge
BRYCE Jordan Center
zealous meteor
ok yeah that's pretty white
wicked delta
Chinese guy named Bryce
sly basin
bryce............
wicked delta
What the helly
stray forge
You’ll get better replies on your job apps
rapid whale
it was a cold, cold day and chiyo's mother wanted rice
stray forge
Just don’t say your last name
clear plume
Idk the only black guy in my school was named Bryce I think Bruce might be whiter to me
torn mesa
I've met 1 Asian person named Bryce
torn mesa
I've met more Asian people named Bruce though
sly basin
do u ever go by Yce like Ice
rapid whale
bruce lee lets goo
zealous meteor
unironically
are you mormon
wicked delta
😭
jolly flume
also notably it rhymes with rice
so you can imagine how that went in elementary school
torn mesa
Dude I still can't believe your name is what it is Bapple
jolly flume
as one of two chinese kids in the class
wicked delta
Im gonna eat rice soon
jolly flume
wicked delta
Im so hungry
stray forge
How tf
jolly flume
Dude I still can't believe your name is what it is Bapple
same lol
stray forge
Bensonhurst is like all Chinese
rapid whale
it's okay my name got turned into a slur
rapid whale
i was
sly basin
i cant type what i think ur name is bapl but i think i know
rapid whale
im basically a banana but my accent passes
jolly flume
your name has aura though
stray forge
Banana?
wicked delta
I dunno what race I thought Bapple was when I first heard him in vc
rapid whale
yellow outside white inside
jolly flume
yellow outside white inside
wicked delta
He was just some dude to me
rapid whale
twinkie is another term but apparently it has another meaning in some communities
wicked delta
Bapple doesn’t
torn mesa
Bapple sounded white AF
stray forge
This changes everything
torn mesa
when I first heard him speak
rapid whale
everyone has fucking accents
sly basin
i say y'all n shit hehe
clear plume
Everybody has an accent
wicked delta
I dont have an accent either
zealous meteor
oh yeah chiyo you're the lizzer appreciator. is this a good lizzer
stray forge
I don’t have any nsfw stuff actually
clear plume
There is no such thing as no accent, your frame of reference is just your own
wicked delta
Well I guess the closest to it is sounding like a New Yorker
stray forge
How tf did accent get autocorrected
jolly flume
I think I sound standard-english ish enough that you can tell I'm asian
zealous meteor
Wait you guys fucking have accents?
everybody has an accent it came free with your fucking language
wicked delta
But people clock me from literally anywhere atp
torn mesa
I think if you can't tell I'm Asian after hearing my voice
rapid whale
How tf did accent get autocorrected
cuz you use the term so often
torn mesa
you're either not Asian yourself
stray forge
To “any nsfw stuff actually”
torn mesa
or you're extremely dented
jolly flume
it's not even your voice, it's the way you speak
stray forge
I sound like
stray forge
Kronie apparently
zealous meteor
or you're extremely dented
what if i'm both
rapid whale
wtf is a kronie
zealous meteor
not asian AND dented
stray forge
According to @gilded matrix
clear plume
I just assume everybody good at ffxiv is Chinese until proven otherwise bc it’s a disproportionate share of its HC playerbase for sure
wicked delta
I think only one person clocked me as Dutch in vc and thats because I started swearing in Dutch mid vc
stray forge
Whose avatar is still label ☠️
rapid whale
damn
wicked delta
I crashed the fuck out over something
zealous meteor
I just assume everybody good at ffxiv is Chinese until proven otherwise bc it’s ...
olivia is as white as you can get i think
zealous meteor
I think only one person clocked me as Dutch in vc and thats because I started sw...
did they think you got possessed by demons
torn mesa
is it bad if I can't tell western European accents apart for the most part
stray forge
wtf is a kronie
I meant kronii mb I don’t know shit about vtubers
torn mesa
except really obvious ones like French or German
wicked delta
did they think you got possessed by demons
Yeah
clear plume
You can pick up a selection of 5 HC healer mains and at least 2 are gonna be Chinese women I swear
rapid whale
I meant kronii mb I don’t know shit about vtubers
again who
wicked delta
except really obvious ones like French or German
Idk Italians and Spaniards also sound p distinct to me
Its usually Dutch/Danish/Swedish n whatever where I have a harder time telling
But even then
You’ll notice if you hear them long enough
stray forge
Tobi is a Chinese woman
rapid whale
?
wicked delta
Hell fucking no
stray forge
It’s true
clear plume
Dutch and German I have a hard time telling apart but Swedish and Dane is really easy to me bc Swedish speakers are a lot less brashful
jolly flume
have you seen my ass
wicked delta
No send pics tho
jolly flume
?
wicked delta
?
zealous meteor
You’d probably be flatchested
easy way to find out
gonna lace his food with estrogen
stray forge
Sending a selfie in the ffxiv Reddit discord sounds like the worst decision ever
But then again I think I sent a joke selfie to the nikke discord once
jolly flume
toby's already seen me wearing cat ears
zealous meteor
im posting a selfie right now.
jolly flume
it can't really get worse
wicked delta
Yeah I know what bro looks like
stray forge
Me too
wicked delta
He wanted to see me in my oversized shark onesie 
stray forge
Aura with white scales
sly basin
i posted my selfie and only one person irl was like "hi simpingway"
wicked delta
Im not sending that shit id be bullied for years
jolly flume
He wanted to see me in my oversized shark onesie <:OMEGALUL:806864738835365919>
I still do
for the record
stray forge
I have a rilakkuma onesie
clear plume
Idk if people here have seen what I look like
sly basin
jk btw theres like 7billion humans i dont think any of u would recognize me irl
maybe 8billion humans
zealous meteor
He wanted to see me in my oversized shark onesie <:OMEGALUL:806864738835365919>
that sounds cute tho
stray forge
Idk there aren’t that many 5’10 Asian women
wicked delta
Its literally too big for me
worn bluff
woman not so much I could do without the back pain
smh misogyny 
rapid whale
Wtf
zealous meteor
jk btw theres like 7billion humans i dont think any of u would recognize me irl
i can easily recognise you by just looking down
wicked delta
It makes me look like im 4ft
sly basin
i can easily recognise you by just looking down
😭 mannnnn
jolly flume
you are 4ft
jolly flume
your spirit animal is like
stray forge
Other Chinese ppl literally staring me tf down when I am in flushing
zealous meteor
It makes me look like im 4ft
you aren't?
jolly flume
angry
stray forge
sly basin
we could do a short ff14 players meetup, if we all pose together we could look tall
sinful brook
chiyo in cat ears? yeah saw thta before
rapid whale
Yakuza
sly basin
if i wasnt afraid of needles i could be so sick w ink
stray forge
Triads
wicked delta
Nobody takes me seriously because I have a round face
I dont think its even that round
zealous meteor
we could do a short ff14 players meetup, if we all pose together we could look t...
how short is short
stray forge
You are a lala
sly basin
how short is short
5'5" and under only
stray forge
So taller than u
wicked delta
Well they dont take me seriously until I kick their legs
Which I have done
And will continue to do
Because I hate tall people
zealous meteor
5'5" and under only
damn im too tall
zealous meteor
Well they dont take me seriously until I kick their legs
haha short
stray forge
You’re 5’5” and under?
stray forge
Aren’t the Dutch supposed to be like 7’29” Sam I am
zealous meteor
simp is a lalafell he's like 2'10"
sly basin
im texan !
sly basin
i cant tell sometimes
zealous meteor
At LEAST people think im fucking cute for my height
im sure youa re
still tiny though
zealous meteor
Aren’t the Dutch supposed to be like 7’29” Sam I am
who's Sam
wicked delta
I’m just beautiful
stray forge
remote gate
hello there elounge
rapid whale
whuh
wicked delta
Oh my goodness
zealous meteor
Hmmm.
remote gate
dont post a picture of your feet
jolly flume
I’m just beautiful
if only your personality was
remote gate
dont be like bungo
jolly flume
chihuahua.
clear plume
Here is a photo of me I’m white white fr
zealous meteor
hello there elounge
hi shorty
rain geode
My personality is adorable
wicked delta
IM NOT A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA YOU FRAUD
jolly flume
yeah that's pretty white
wicked delta
Fight me on overcooked ong
stray forge
zealous meteor
uhh i'm logged into xiv right now
jolly flume
Fight me on overcooked ong
throwing a pot of boiling rice on you irl
remote gate
the website I shared with you has made me interested to try ffxi someday
wicked delta
Here is a photo of me I’m white white fr
Yeah you are really white
stray forge
Selfies 
rapid whale
Here is a photo of me I’m white white fr
you look like an indie rock band member no shade
zealous meteor
the website I shared with you has made me interested to try ffxi someday
you should, it's good
wicked delta
Thats not a bad thing though
stray forge
Bro is the front runner of reel big fish
remote gate
Here is a photo of me I’m white white fr
you look like you cross your arms when standing around with a bunch of friends and awkwardly go "haha yeah" whenever someone says something remotely funny
wicked delta
I should shut up
wicked delta
I PANICKED
zealous meteor
Not in a gay way
says the raging homosexual
remote gate
you should, it's good
do i need a bunch of qol mods to make it playable
wicked delta
says the raging homosexual
I dont want to smash every man I see what the hell
rapid whale
do i need a bunch of qol mods to make it playable
yes
clear plume
Yeah only bi women are into me
jolly flume
says the raging homosexual
this is an accurate description in that toby is a homosexual who rages
jolly flume
my mental image of him is like anger from inside out
wicked delta
I should start streaming people would really clipfarm the fuck out of me I think
jolly flume
with the steam coming out of his ears
rapid whale
god i love ps2 games
so you know how in games like diablo they have gear that's like, +5 to fireball or whatever right
ffxi has similar-ish stuff and you need cousins to do gear swaps whenever you use certain skills
remote gate
is it a system that sounds complex on paper but its actually super simple in practice
wicked delta
When I was younger I made a whole self made dictionary for insults I could use on a girl I didn’t like
rapid whale
https://ffxiclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Commodore_Tricorne as an example, you would have a gear set that swaps to this every time you hit the "phantom roll" ability
wicked delta
I’m upset that I dont have it anymore
rapid whale
it's more like "you will learn basic coding in order to play this game at a decent level"
wicked delta
There were some ancient texts in there
rapid whale
When I was younger I made a whole self made dictionary for insults I could use o...
who hurt bro
zealous meteor
do i need a bunch of qol mods to make it playable
to play the story? not really
for endgame stuff? yeah
stray forge
writing tiny fucking weakauras for everyhting you do
rain geode
I should eat, then make myself do more M10S reclear parties
jolly flume
thats some next level hating
remote gate
to play the story? not really
for endgame stuff? yeah
Hmmm
wicked delta
I dunno if she even had a job
But yes
I love all people until you hurt me personally then I hate you with all my soul
But I love all people outside of that!
jolly flume
you're funny
zealous meteor
I just like people until they prove themselves to be unbearably stupid
so you hate me.
wicked delta
I’ll take that
rapid whale
but with LUA
no but actually
jolly flume
true, but not because you're stupid
rapid whale
@remote gate as an example
zealous meteor
because lalafell
rapid whale
remote gate
<@214017017693339648> as an example
tf im a nurse not a coder
do I need an IT degree to play this game
wicked delta
You’re a nurse???
remote gate
yeah?
wicked delta
?????
remote gate
shocking isnt it
stray forge
Nurse Shiggy
wicked delta
Okay well thats going into the “job i didnt think ffxiv players would have” list
zealous meteor
do I need an IT degree to play this game
i have never used that addon and i'm going through the story just fine
wicked delta
Right next to lawyer
rapid whale
i mean
stray forge
Why is lawyer hard to believe
jolly flume
I know a lawyer that plays xiv
remote gate
Okay well thats going into the “job i didnt think ffxiv players would have” list
next time ask mango what he does
jolly flume
she's a top sage parser
stray forge
some of the biggest degens I know are lawyers
jolly flume
lol
wicked delta
I know what Mango does
stray forge
except instead of video games its people who do drugs at raves
rapid whale
except instead of video games its people who do drugs at raves
abgs wooo
rain geode
I guess I just find it hard to picture anyone as a lawyer or doctor
jolly flume
my cohealer is an emt
remote gate
i have never used that addon and i'm going through the story just fine
okay phew I dont want to enter some coding type shit to play a game because thats why I dropped ffxii
wicked delta
Idk I assume lawyers have better things to do than to larp as a catgirl online
remote gate
its not me I swear
wicked delta
Gulp
stray forge
I know a WoW parse monkey who's a lawyer
stray forge
It's not the way you picture the job is unless they are like
working for the big 5
then all they have time to do is lawyering
rain geode
My cohealers usually need an emt they're playing bad enough I worry for their health
stray forge
lol
wicked delta
Surely we dont die to damage
rapid whale
i was JOKINGGGG
wicked delta
It was funny as shit
jolly flume
it was only the two healers too
rain geode
Alright Ive put off eating long enough
rain geode
Game might be too hard
true
rain geode
meow
loud swift
I wanna heal ultis but im like spooped what if im bad at the video game
loud swift
i only know how to poke with a stick
remote gate
speaking of ultimates dsr is awesome and i need to do more
loud swift
i have ucob prog on saturday
rain geode
Healing ultimates sounds fun although PF has kinda dashed most of my hopes of giving it a go
remote gate
toby i reached p2 when me and friends were doing a goofy run saturday
wicked delta
Nice
rapid whale
were any of them already casting
remote gate
sanct is actual dogshit
rapid whale
wat abt it confuses you
remote gate
were any of them already casting
yeah the paladin
rapid whale
or is it just a consistency thing
loud swift
Healing ultimates sounds fun although PF has kinda dashed most of my hopes of gi...
im lucky to have a discord server for prog and clears n stuff. i would never do high end via pf
wicked delta
Im scared shitless of ults 🫃 even though Chiyo has been asking (demanding) I do FRU for like a month now
remote gate
or is it just a consistency thing
consistency plus so much stuff going on
strength is fine once you recognize whats happening
zealous meteor
toby i reached p2 when me and friends were doing a goofy run saturday
shiggy you should download xi and make a character on carbuncle 
rapid whale
just play catseye
remote gate
shiggy you should download xi and make a character on carbuncle <a:CarbyBongo:87...
maybe its free right?
zealous meteor
uhhhh
for 14 days yes
rapid whale
get thru p2 so you can experience the peak of ffxiv combat, p3
worn bluff
FFXI was the coolest chat room
zealous meteor
the trial is ass compared to xiv's
worn bluff
sometimes you got to fight things
remote gate
can I still spam in chat JP ONRY
worn bluff
xenophobia simulator
wicked delta
xenophobia simulator
I can do a real xenophobia simulator if im drunk enough
rapid whale
sometimes you got to fight things
and by fight things they mean stand there auto attacking for like, 2 minutes before you get to use a single skill
zealous meteor
I can do a real xenophobia simulator if im drunk enough
i can't believe drunk toby is a pvv voter </3
please be sober for the next election
worn bluff
and by fight things they mean stand there auto attacking for like, 2 minutes bef...
ngl skill chains were cool though
wicked delta
i can't believe drunk toby is a pvv voter </3
💀
My dad tried to get me to vote for them last time
That was some funny shit
rapid whale
ngl skill chains were cool though
yeah man
when you see those 7k magic bursts
holeh
zealous meteor
im voting for the foxxo party personally
whoever nominates a fox for parliament
rain geode
fool
stray forge
I bet they eatin my spicy chips good rn
rapid whale
are they spicy enough to be considered a rpank
scarlet lintel
I wasn’t able to get my 11 and 12 reclears this week cause I got stuck in 11 for 2 days and gave up
Surely reclear statics exist
rapid whale
Just reset reclear
The longer you wait the more the player quality goes down
The ones that don't are generally alts
scarlet lintel
i went in tuesday morning
rapid whale
Oh
scarlet lintel
i didnt know that was too late...
rapid whale
Sajjies nvm
scarlet lintel
9 and 10 were fine and 11 was just
not
which is annoying cause i thought the check would be easier with higher ilvl
but even mostly clean runs would die to enrage, my tank brain dont get it
sly basin
i cant find it anywhere on the balance, but grade 3 gemdraught of mind is still best pot for healers ?
scarlet lintel
p sure grade 4 now
sly basin
is there a link to view that, i see bis/food but not pot
rapid whale
but even mostly clean runs would die to enrage, my tank brain dont get it
That's kinda wild
I've even seen parties where the third tower is skipped entirely
scarlet lintel
yeah idk one run with only a dancer death and we died to enrage
clear plume
is there a link to view that, i see bis/food but not pot
That’s bc always using the highest level pot is considered common sense
My group has to hold to even see the end of the 2m
sly basin
That’s bc always using the highest level pot is considered common sense
doesnt it go up to grade 7 tho
clear plume
Those are tinctures
sly basin
bro the pictures look way too similiar
i see what ur saying now tho
argh i have so many unused grade 3
scarlet lintel
its just a feelsbad, i dont wanna spend 10 hours a week on reclear attempts, it's annoying. i rly want 12 weapon and mount but i might just start playing less if reclear statics aren't an option
rapid whale
Could always mercenary ig
scarlet lintel
half the parties i join are merc parties and they also suck
fierce matrix
<:tatarucry:585643382626451477> argh i have so many unused grade 3
Use em for prog tbh
Thats what I do
rapid whale
I meant like you open it for your own gear
scarlet lintel
hm maybe
at the same time maybe its ok not to be in a hurry, not like theres any point
fierce matrix
Get used to the pot timings, then when you are on clear runs just replace the g3s for g4s
rapid whale
Ya the ultimate is still like what 16 weeks away
sly basin
Use em for prog tbh
hehe im just doing ex farms
rapid whale
Maybe more
sly basin
i dont have enough time for savage sadly
fierce matrix
Ya the ultimate is still like what 16 weeks away
Well that if you want twine you might need atleast 12 weeks
rapid whale
Use 12 books
clear plume
Reclears statics are a thing though
Or more accurately, statics that lose one member after prog
fierce matrix
Use 12 books
That might be like 10 weeks then
rapid whale
Oh are they I thought people just stuck together
fierce matrix
8 for weapon
scarlet lintel
ill need the relic weapon for that right? i should probs focus on that anyway. im only missing ring weapon, and hands from savage gear rn
rapid whale
Simply win a weapon smh
fierce matrix
Kms
rapid whale
Relic weapon will not be out when the ultimate launches idt
scarlet lintel
oh ok
fierce matrix
It wont
clear plume
Relic won’t be good for it at launch, it will be better by end of expack
scarlet lintel
can i just ignore relic weapon then 
fierce matrix
Because next is the end of the expansion
rapid whale
It's one of those like, how fast do you plan to prog moments
fierce matrix
LOL
scarlet lintel
surelu i can clear before it matters
i wont make the mistake of joining an ultimate static again
rapid whale
If you're gonna prog the ultimate on multiple jobs within like IDK 8 weeks then the 12 books matter
If you're just doing one job then shrug
clear plume
11s dps check makes me hopeful we won’t get another fru
fierce matrix
Ya
clear plume
scarlet lintel
yeah ill just stick with warrior
rapid whale
11s dps check makes me hopeful we won’t get another fru
Yeah dude the savage tier has me super hopeful that the team is gonna cook for this ultimate
scarlet lintel
i like gearing other jobs but it's not that big of a deal, i just dont feel like playing the game much rn, it's too frustrating. i already cleared, i dont want to struggle every week
fierce matrix
Reclear statics do exist tho
rapid whale
The gear will be true bis for the ultimate until like, 8.4 tho
rapid whale
Nice
scarlet lintel
im checking #1039986530783072336 and most statics havent seem to have cleared yet but ig ill keep looking
fierce matrix
Might even try and make your own
Dont do it here
Do it in the recruitment discord
scarlet lintel
er
scarlet lintel
which discord is that
stray forge
:^)
rapid whale
I'll reclear with u
Did you end up clearing btw
fierce matrix
stray forge
NO
scarlet lintel
oh
stray forge
💢
scarlet lintel
ig ill make an lfg post
fierce matrix
First like
5 posts on NA have 2 reclear statics
Just checked LOL
Also it might be worth it to take the L for a week and join for M12S P2 prog parties
Atleast you get the gear and then after your week of prog you go get a clear in PF
scarlet lintel
5 posts on NA have 2 reclear statics
for tanks? im not seeing any
fierce matrix
No
Just in general
Was saying they just exist
But ya it might be worth it to join an almost cleared static, then just get guaranteed shorter reclears. 10 hours to 1 hour and then just hop into PF and pray for a final turn kill
Even then you get guaranteed loot so you wont be relying on books/rng
limpid edge
are tanks chill?
fierce matrix
true, tho im a tank, so my prio is low
Still fifth in prio AND if they are an existing static, more than likely they already funneled their DPS
rain geode
Im really hoping to just get both of my reclears done on tuesday this upcoming week
scarlet lintel
ill maybe try do them on server reset this time and see how it goes
just last week there was maintenance so
rain geode
Last ditch effort this week Im joining any chest parties I just want my book
Although Im not sure if Im gonna stay in this party the caster and ranged parses so far are real bad
Although the reaper has a gold on the fight so maybe its fine
dapper zealot
Although Im not sure if Im gonna stay in this party the caster and ranged parses...
Mb I just woke up
rain geode
Cohealer... looks better then me, tho the tanks arent inspiring confidence either
low hearth
mb
worn bluff
man idk how to play GNB
does lightning shot pull put your GCD roll on different timing to PLD holy spirit pull?
GNB timing feeling weird on weapons
but idk if i'm just not lightning shotting at the right time
dapper zealot
Seems you're not giving tew any confidence 😔
zealous meteor
tew? i only know sixtewseven
flint ledge
dapper zealot
E'juskibidi
stuck rose
"main scenario quests complete" to be continued FINALLY!!!! 2 and s half months from start to finish
The funny thing is the exp boost they give you on dynamis did fuck all for the speed of questing
But I'm finally caught up on the story lol
zealous meteor
yeah the xp boost is good for alt jobs and crafters/gatherers
doesn't do anything for the main story
stuck rose
Yep all that's really left for me to do is catch up on the dawntrail Hildebrand stuff then do the relic area stuff
But I'm finally at the point where I can just fuck around now lol
rain geode
tew? i only know sixtewseven
yeah someone changed my name
zealous meteor
changing your name back is free
rain geode
Its not free it costs time
zealous meteor
it takes 30 seconds max
zealous meteor
pull? like a gacha? /s
rain geode
Also I dont know what it is but I just cant stop winning loot in M10S
rain geode
did a one chest clear and won both piecess
stray forge
Why embed fail
rain geode
Also really funny after all the struggling to join a party that just... one pulls it
trim frost
GNB timing feeling weird on weapons
if ur running 2.50 and you pull at -0.7 then it should give you 100% uptime (unless you’re a coward)
random needle
That's just how it is
trim frost
idk how it is on other sks
rain geode
That's just how it is
PF is a slot machine
anyway I now have an extra Head coffer that I dont know what Im going to do with
random needle
Endless struggle and suffering through parties that can't tell left from right or use their eyes, then you get a party that knows how to play the game and the boss just falls over
worn bluff
if ur running 2.50 and you pull at -0.7 then it should give you 100% uptime (unl...
it might be me messing up the pull timing then
bc it's fine greeding on PLD
i'm on 2.5
worn bluff
yeah but it just matters where your GCD roll ends up after that
if the GCD roll is the same for GNB and PLD after pull then they should have the same experience in weapons
rain geode
It is really funny that the highest DPS ive seen in my own party is a RPR
something something Cooley
stray forge
Mb
random needle
Cooly's spirit haunts us all
stray forge
Sometimes I just be pressing buttons and it works
worn bluff
idk how it works bc GNB is 2nd GCD buff and PLD is 3rd GCD for standard opener
maybe that has nothing to do with GCD roll and more just math of the different potencies
rain geode
I also currently have 2 universal tomestones sitting in my inventory
dull drum
get a tome weapon alr wtf
rain geode
get a tome weapon alr wtf
I have one
dull drum
ah
rain geode
I just have 2 extra rn
stray forge
I also currently have 2 universal tomestones sitting in my inventory
I liked it better when you were ill 💢
trim frost
bc it's fine greeding on PLD
pld also just lets you holy spirit sooo
but yeah i’m just basing it off my experience on 2.50 drk
which i think pulls at -1 bc unmend application delay?
worn bluff
yeah i mean i don't ever need to HS on weapons
clear plume
Unmend pull 
worn bluff
the only time i use it is if i'm forced to being on royal authority as next combo GCD
rain geode
I liked it better when you were ill 💢
TBF while I did win both pieces of my 1 chest reclear of M10S neither were actually pieces I need
I still need a glaze and boots from M10S
trim frost
i won a fucking duplicate hand coffer this week
i don't know what i'm supposed to do with it
random needle
This is why I choose to Greed on items I don't actually need for my bis
trim frost
does any melee use hands
rain geode
I dont know if I would say that Im not particularly rich I dont even have a M11S clear
trim frost
normally i like to use duplicate coffers for glam but all of the gloves this tier are short gloves
random needle
If I don't get it, no hard feelings. And if someone else needs it for their bis, they can have it
sly basin
finally bro
robust shoal
which i think pulls at -1 bc unmend application delay?
unmend timing is earlier then you think
like it feels illegally early
but that application delay is long
rain geode
I'm freeee!!!!
reclears are tommorow 🙂
dim pollen
Noooooo!
worn bluff
does any melee use hands
sam
trim frost
ugh
trim frost
i don't like samurai
rain geode
Who uses head (besides the healers)
shy obsidian
i don't like samurai
🥺
stray forge
same
trim frost
plays like ass and doesn't feel impactful
worn bluff
ogi is a cool button
trim frost
i guess
rain geode
I have a softspot for sam since its the first job besides my starting job I ever played
trim frost
kenki gauge is one of my least favorite job mechanics
rain geode
Not enough of a soft spot to level it past 70 tho aparently
worn bluff
i don't really play SAM either
isn't kenki kind of like DRK MP?
without the passive regen
sly basin
this is how many clears its taken me for each wing so far
trim frost
isn't kenki kind of like DRK MP?
i guess? but like
sly basin
i need to work on train and uhh rose next
daring pine
kenki is like nin gauge
trim frost
you generate insane amounts of kenki from pressing anything
and you have to spend it so often
daring pine
but kenki gain is nuts
trim frost
which basically just boils down to spam shinten
daring pine
shinten gauge
trim frost
and opti is just tengentsu for even more kenki for even more shinten
fuck ass job
obviously i'm being reductive but
yeah
sam stinky
rain geode
@zealous meteor can you believe whats being said about you?
dapper zealot
Stinky
low hearth
and opti is just tengentsu for even more kenki for even more shinten
that job is way too hard
worn bluff
which basically just boils down to spam shinten
true i feel like i need to spam it way more than DRK
but i've never played it in high end
it's like a ton of ogcds but with obscured cooldowns
worn bluff
shinten spam was prob my least favorite part of it too
i also didn't really get when exactly to use meikyo acceleration but that was prob just needing more time spent on the job
like if i had to disengage for 1 GCD at 3 mins when do i use meikyo now, i had no idea
dapper zealot
It was pretty alright while I was levelling but it has so much shit to spam
random needle
I think I played dancer at 80 for the first time yesterday in e2n
Esprit makes me actually have to use a neuron to think about what buttons I have to press
low hearth
11k healers 
dapper zealot
Esprit makes me actually have to use a neuron to think about what buttons I have...
Have fun dealing with tilana that'll make you quick change to saber dance mid rotation so you don't cap
distant knoll
woe, 0.4% esprit highroll be upon ye
i think thats the number for "you get so much esprit in burst you're overcapping regardless"
dapper zealot
prepping so I'm at 40 then it jumps to 60 mid burst 😔
actually no, it's worse being at 50, then it jumping to 60 the nanosecond ebfore you tilana
distant knoll
brotherhood-esque gauge boost for dnc when
random needle
If you only over capped by 40 or less, it didn't really matter 🌝
dapper zealot
pls 8.0 change to give a proc instead of gauge
jolly flume
if they weren't fucking stupid they'd just give you a dance of the dawn ready buff
they did it for every other job this expansion
never beating the job design "team" just never talks to each other or plays the game allegations
dapper zealot
If the esprit wasn't rng I wouldn't mind it much but like come on
random needle
I can only cope that job design is all hands on deck for BSM/BLU/8.0 whatever and they only have Kevin Namatame the intern on current balance
sleek moon
i like your optimism
distant knoll
beastmaster wont be bsm cuz thats blacksmith
sleek moon
its bst in ff11 afaik
random needle
zealous meteor
yeah it's BST
gray tinsel
if they weren't fucking stupid they'd just give you a dance of the dawn ready bu...
what a cringe ass comment lmao
zealous meteor
the mammets are slacking
dapper zealot
what a cringe ass comment lmao
damn bro really joined to hate chiyo then left
zealous meteor
what a cringe ass comment lmao
joins
makes a snarky reply
leaves
dapper zealot
who'd you annoy lol
jolly flume
the opps
rain geode
>joins
>makes a snarky reply
>leaves
like youve never made an alt to call someone an idiot while not exposing yourself
clear plume
The key is to just accept if you overcap on dnc gauge that you’re already high rolling so why cry about it
zealous meteor
like youve never made an alt to call someone an idiot while not exposing yoursel...
this seems oddly specific
rain geode
this seems oddly specific
It wasnt me this time
dapper zealot
Sure
zealous meteor
i have never done this personally
sly basin
like youve never made an alt to call someone an idiot while not exposing yoursel...
ive never done this ill just call them an idiot on main !
random needle
Either put your whole chest into insulting someone, or keep it to yourself
rain geode
jolly flume
one day I'll succumb to the temptation to post PMA here
sly basin
post PMA here
clear plume
I blame my schizophrenia for any slurs I drop in here on a bad day preemptively
random needle
Ult is in 16 weeks don't
sly basin
idk what pma is...
rain geode
PMA?
random needle
Positive Mental Attitude
iykyk
jolly flume
positive mental attitude
zealous meteor
one day I'll succumb to the temptation to post PMA here
perpetual mechanical array from genshin impact
clear plume
I sure hope nobody succumbs to posting genshin in here
jolly flume
can't believe noble named his ff character after a genshin artifact set
random needle
Genshit Impfart
zealous meteor
i haven't even touched genshin in over a year
and not played it seriously for like 2-3 years
rain geode
I have never played genshin
zealous meteor
idk why that's still the first thing that came to mind when i read PMA
clear plume
I think of the wine agency
zealous meteor
spooky
jolly flume
his ass is not researching
zealous meteor
he was thirsty!
rain geode
Unreal for the week is always something to behold
zealous meteor
i can't believe you parsed a 5 on PCT 
rain geode
i can't believe you parsed a 5 on PCT <a:SMH:1270809459505234000>
This meme fails since I dont even have PCT unlocked
clear plume
God I wish I had a party like that so I can pad adds
shy obsidian
why does that one player only have a single digit number
clear plume
Get off my entire 2m
random needle
Only 7 people have ever played SCH
rain geode
believable
worn bluff
should have named my character Limit Break so when i do shit damage i blend into the log
rain geode
should have named my character Limit Break so when i do shit damage i blend into...
Theres no way that name is open on any server
jolly flume
I could probably do Natural Hold
clear plume
Do you want to natural hold for some bapple runs he needs 99s
jolly flume
holy it's taken on my main world lol
clear plume
He’s gotten his first taste
low hearth
Natural Hold
clear plume
I mean gilg is the server I’d expect to have that name taken
random needle
Maybe my eventual raid alt should have a shitposty name
jolly flume
I kinda miss my I'hate White'mages era
random needle
I'm personally fond of Unmitigated Explosion
sleek moon
God I wish I had a party like that so I can pad adds
first week was the best, all the unreal "guides" out there said to focus on the tethered adds first
zealous meteor
my raid alt miqo'te, D'amage Down
sleek moon
so anyone who knew the fight knew to pad adds
random needle
Prog Liar would lead to some interesting PF moments
jolly flume
yea
clear plume
Criminal tankbuster
Into tank lb on the first hit of the enrage instead of second
“We need tank lb”
“No no no, not on this one”
5s later tank lb goes off
clear plume
jolly flume
gunmetal soul
clear plume
Sadly, it was the prange who said not this one