#endgame-lounge

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round burrow
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Understandable

proper cave
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Tldr, he got called out for being severely unprepared for savage raids and wouldn’t take anyone’s advice so he just ran away.

craggy marsh
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oh that person

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zane was a weird guy

rain geode
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god I hate weekly loot so much, God I hate reclears.

stray forge
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Hate

trim frost
rain geode
slender lichen
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he was more than just weird he was like the quintessential job skipper who doesnt know how to play the game and is also an asshole

versed kayak
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you can scroll up a bit, theres message links

craggy marsh
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didn't he call people assholes for just trying to give advice

slender lichen
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yes

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and then reported anyone who was mean to him

craggy marsh
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fragile people and XIV are amazing man

loud nymph
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wait he's doing tea now?!

craggy marsh
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dunno what it is about this game that attracts the most fragile people on the planet

slender lichen
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i think he's just a specimen

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considering his gaming history

rain geode
random needle
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He was not the first

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He will not be the last

stray forge
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I will be the last

random needle
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There is nothing new under the sun

versed kayak
craggy marsh
zealous meteor
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and top!

rain geode
versed kayak
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also just checked and apparently he did less damage in current savage than people did in M1S lul

zealous meteor
slender lichen
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he was doing endwalker numbers

rain geode
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and myself to aparently with how hard Im crashing out

slender lichen
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less than endwalker numbers bc i remember doing like 14k when they did the stat crunch

versed kayak
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13k is apparently what some dps do in TOP in 7.4, so thats pretty bad

loud nymph
# zealous meteor and top!

wow! Such a fast prog I am sure there is nothing suspicious about how quickly he got through the hardest utlimate in the game as a brand new player aware

stray forge
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top is easyclap

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tbqh

rain geode
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Oh I didnt know that zane guy bought clears I know he was something but man thats lame

round burrow
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What about fru? Just curious

versed kayak
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just tea and top

marsh raft
random needle
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... Dis he actually buy clears or

versed kayak
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I wouldnt even be surprised if he just bought the accounts and they just happened to have those cleared tbh

jolly flume
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progging an ultimate = 30 hours
buying an ultimate = 2 hours of working at mcdonalds

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I know which one I'm doing

round burrow
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Did man buy his clears 👀

slender lichen
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theres something deeply funny about trying to pass off your top clear as legit and then asking shit like what infuriate does

versed kayak
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and he definitely doesnt have the skill

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so...

clear plume
round burrow
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How does that shit even work

versed kayak
craggy marsh
rain geode
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People are like MCH is bad but like honestly like 90% of the MCH I run into in PF play better then everyone else

craggy marsh
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do they have melt downs in supermarkets

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I must know

versed kayak
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he also claimed to have cleared an ultimate in the balance so

jolly flume
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you could easily clear top without ever pressing infuriate now

slender lichen
versed kayak
random needle
versed kayak
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I really wanna see people like that go through their daily life

round burrow
random needle
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If you're playing DNC, it's way more likely that you're pranged out of obligation

worn bluff
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there’s new gnashing opti but mentors said it’s optional and you can play it like pre 7.4 if you want

rain geode
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Meanwhile Ive never met a monk who can do mechanics.

round burrow
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-# if y'all know, y'all know

random needle
round burrow
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its zaza and cece?

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And some other girl

craggy marsh
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Ooooooh

round burrow
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I forgor

rain geode
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anyway Im gonna take a shower to hopefully wash off the bad PF luck then its back to reclear attempts

slender lichen
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imagine naming yourself zaza

round burrow
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You know what im talking about?

round burrow
rain geode
loud nymph
round burrow
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i don't RRR

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Remember*

loud nymph
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I am here for Hector's shitposting era

craggy marsh
round burrow
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So true

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-# but why tho

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-# ???

craggy marsh
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that drama is so funny man

round burrow
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Play stupid, get stupid outcomes lmaoo

craggy marsh
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tfw you're trying to play to win in a tournament where money is on the line and you get called out for "ruining vibes" by wanting to win

tulip wraith
craggy marsh
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also it's super impressive to go 0/5/0 in Rivals

stray forge
tulip wraith
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nvm i read 2 messages down

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ggs

craggy marsh
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a game where breathing on the enemy gets you an assist

stray forge
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U?

worn bluff
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“bad pattern go again”

dull drum
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unless im subconciously doing it somehow (doubt it)

stray forge
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Hello world? That was in freshman level compsci tho

jolly flume
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gnashing opti is so miniscule

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just crit an extra auto

trim frost
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i thought you said genshin opti

jolly flume
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im not 15 enough to play that game

dull drum
clear plume
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genshin opti is stealing ur moms credit card

dull drum
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propelled my parse like a rocket ship

trim frost
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it was peak back in 2020 because china number one

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then it became kinda ass

dull drum
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i’ll send the log one sec

stray forge
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I haven’t logged into any gacha for like 6 days

dull drum
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crit luck or what m12 p1

stray forge
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Rip my monthly passes

craggy marsh
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I dont hate genshin but I do hate how everyone wants to copy the artstyle now

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Tired of the genshin artsyle

jolly flume
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genshin doesn't even look good

craggy marsh
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Genshin where every female character has the same body type and model

jolly flume
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like yeah it's kinda cute but the characters

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🤮

craggy marsh
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Who was that one character that people were calling a "Beefcake" before he came out

dull drum
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ffxiv where most of the male population is a female miqote

craggy marsh
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And then in game he has 2 abs

dull drum
craggy marsh
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Apparently 2 abs is a "beefcake"

trim frost
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genshin has no muscular characters

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just a lot of malnourished teenage boys

jolly flume
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itto has noodles for arms

craggy marsh
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Why the fuck did people call him a beefcake

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Genshin characters look malnourished

stray forge
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Who’s a beef cake in any Chinese gacha game

jolly flume
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da pan from arknights

craggy marsh
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But not beefcake levels

trim frost
jolly flume
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it's all muscle trust me

remote gate
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hector if youre reading this, today's video was created with large amounts of spite and I need to know why

stray forge
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That just Ben

craggy marsh
craggy marsh
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Thats all muscle

tulip wraith
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(i have not used him once)

remote gate
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also hi mango how's your savage experience

dull drum
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people laugh but m1s was more of a menace in pf than m4s Caught

craggy marsh
dull drum
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boss relative vs true north gang wars

tulip wraith
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oh my god i just remembered i uncapped characters not part of my main team cause im fucking stupid

remote gate
tulip wraith
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krill me

jolly flume
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did you like flipping a coin to wipe to sunrise every pull

dull drum
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nah my premade was goated like that

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we cooked

jolly flume
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the easiest mechanic no one could do

jolly flume
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uptime sunrise gladge

dull drum
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gotta stack the pf with a chunk of compotent people

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the true pf way to win

proper cave
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He, like, really gets his face down there

trim frost
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just this guy being playable would have gotten me into the game but no they had to spoilers spoilers spoilers so now i dont care anymore

stray forge
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Twink x thiren

tulip wraith
random needle
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Von Lycaon is nice but it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to get me into a gacha

craggy marsh
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Ill get into gacha when it's no longer a gacha

dull drum
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just had a crazy thought

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what if hiding your logs is like mana suppression in frieren

stray forge
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keep drinking that jamba juice

normal summit
round burrow
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@random needle there's another one but idk

round burrow
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Aka this dude

random needle
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... A Miqo'te with long hair?

round burrow
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nah, Thiren

trim frost
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and what if i said long haired men are violently mid

round burrow
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and that's totally okay

round burrow
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I just happen to like long haired guys :]

rain geode
random needle
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... So the guys are all full anthros, and the girls are women with animal ears

round burrow
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mostly.

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you do have lighter butttt... That's different.

versed kayak
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theres pulchra I guess

proper cave
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Labubu too

worn bluff
remote gate
versed kayak
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its mostly the bears, one orangutan and a boar

dapper zealot
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Jumping on the witch doctor bandwagon

flint ledge
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ig im half done

trim frost
dapper zealot
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Yes

round burrow
stray forge
proper cave
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Ye lol

versed kayak
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the char "demo" is the one where she murders somebody, I think

dapper zealot
versed kayak
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post burnice they're barely demos anymore lol, you dont even see their skills

normal blade
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Ya;;

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yall

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hector just dropped a guide for the hardest mechanic in ffxiv history

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(Important)

trim frost
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the rat transformation is kinda goated for early game

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@cinder nimbus oops i forwarded it to the wrong channel

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i didnt find it that helpful bc im using relic main hands and not gold thumb penta but maybe you can get use out of it

cinder nimbus
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not sure what is gold thumb, but i do have a penta crafted so i guess haha

dapper zealot
cinder nimbus
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oh

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i've been ignoring the name all this time

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it is called gold thumb

trim frost
dapper zealot
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I kept dying so much at the start

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I cheesed the fuck with yoyo

rain geode
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Terraria is awesome

dull drum
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terraria is an awesome game

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yeah

rain geode
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I should be playing that instead

dull drum
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although i usually play calamity max difficulty cause im a masochist

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i love getting 1-2 shot

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the content in calamity is fucking absurd though

dapper zealot
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Only played though it once tho

rain geode
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Yeah mods dont actually have to consider the idea that people need to be able to beat it so they just crank that shit like crazy

dull drum
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its doable you just gotta lock tf in

stray forge
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I should be playing

rain geode
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for sure

stray forge
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wait what

dull drum
stray forge
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what are the mods cranking?

rain geode
dull drum
dapper zealot
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rain geode
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Maybe Ill finally do Calamity mod friends been bothering me to do it for awhile

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and I need to do anything but M10S reclears

dull drum
stray forge
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2 liters quit pf arc

rain geode
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Honestly maybe

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tho Id probably just quit XIV at that point I can barely open the game with feeling Anxiety around my Reclears lol

dapper zealot
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Start your island sanc arc and lose your mind even more :)

rain geode
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Ill probably feel more motivated if I get my reclear then again then I need to reclear again soon anyway

stray forge
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post selfie in booty shorts

tepid briar
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so real

rain geode
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Man I would really miss the dress up if I unsubbed

trim frost
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clear plume
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@jolly flume when is ur group done with splits 12s has no regen healers in reclears bro

torn mesa
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we're done Monday 🙂, and we currently intend to split for 8 weeks

clear plume
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ew

trim frost
stray forge
rain geode
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Ill be whatever someone wants me to be to be done with this stupid reclear

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Shut up, I just want this reclear.

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770 is considered the bare minimum to start to get into savage but youll probably want to start with the most recent ex

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oh he deleted his comment

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I just dont get how your supposed to prog the later fights when reclears of the earlier fight eat up so much time

low hearth
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mb

dull drum
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up to you if you want to sac all potential loot though

limpid edge
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everything BYURNS

sick dirge
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everything birds

stray forge
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everything purrs

worn bluff
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yeah it's common for some people to start skipping straight to 3rd/4th floor after a while

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esp if they don't have alt jobs they need to gear

stray forge
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I can’t wait to prog tyrant twice

shadow pilot
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tyrant simp

limpid edge
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hector with a surprise video

limpid edge
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light it up!

fierce matrix
limpid edge
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what that red pyramid

dapper zealot
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a red pyramid

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the new records in cosmic for treasure

fierce matrix
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LETS FUCKING GO

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I GOT 2

midnight furnace
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Finally completed the Demiatma Grind

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Now im in the Aetherwell Grind

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It feels like i might complete this one in 11 days as long as i do the daily roulette

flint ledge
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then youll be in the paste grind :D

midnight furnace
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What is the Glu- ER Paste grind about

flint ledge
flint ledge
midnight furnace
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Well its only 1 crystal tower per day its all good

midnight furnace
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Cant even Unsync eh

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Actually question

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Can i unsync those

flint ledge
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you have to use the roulette

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or u dont get shit

loud nymph
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you can't unsync a roulette, no

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would sorta defeat the purpose of a roulette

midnight furnace
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Ah true

flint ledge
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i havent pulled ifrit in 5 hours

midnight furnace
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Forgot about that

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Dumbo moment

flint ledge
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and i havent pulled titan or garuda all day

loud nymph
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I got ifrit earlier was pretty nice

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quick in and out 20 paste

daring pine
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kinger spotted

midnight furnace
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Well the great part is i can use these to put the last 7 jobs missing to 100

loud nymph
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hi

daring pine
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just woke up

flint ledge
midnight furnace
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How much paste needed

flint ledge
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i got like 5 iftis

flint ledge
loud nymph
midnight furnace
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Well shiet

flint ledge
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which is 60 leveling roulettes

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:D

midnight furnace
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At least its only once

loud nymph
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100 then 200 then 300 then 600

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or you can just amass it all at once

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doesn't matter

flint ledge
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i think i did uh

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43? roulettes

midnight furnace
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Wish i could be getting paste in advance while im doing my aetherwell grind

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But that would be cheating

flint ledge
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wouldnt really do much

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cuz theyre seperate roulettes

loud nymph
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I'm only at like 140 paste because I'm taking it nice and slow

midnight furnace
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Oh so its only on levelling roulette huh

flint ledge
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other stuff

midnight furnace
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Not even on the South Horn

loud nymph
dapper zealot
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levelling is just quicker

loud nymph
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and stuff outside of that too

flint ledge
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but i dont think anything crosses over except for m9-12

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so you really wouldnt get much paste

midnight furnace
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Well when i reach it ill see if its that bad

loud nymph
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like Heavyweight raids, ex clears, OC CEs

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etc

flint ledge
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its not bad at all

dapper zealot
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It's fine

flint ledge
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just ilvl cheese leveling roulette

midnight furnace
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Im not in a rush too much, at least i know i can get 1000 of the aetherwell daily for each

flint ledge
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i mean

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youll prob get 500 for alliance raid

midnight furnace
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Well just my luck

flint ledge
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unless u consistently are getting nier

midnight furnace
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COPIED FACTORY

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Well lets suffer

flint ledge
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if u pull that every day yea 900+ a day

loud nymph
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copied factory is good tho

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hardly suffering

midnight furnace
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It is but its long XD

dapper zealot
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yes but you get more aether

flint ledge
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and its not crystal tower

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i dont wanna do more

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cuz even if i finish tonight (i wont)

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id then be missing tomes

mossy eagle
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4 hours late to Hector's shitposting video

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I have failed #HECTORNATION

midnight furnace
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It was such a funny video

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Brought me memories from when i joined my static

low hearth
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#HECTORNATION

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phase 2 guide tomorow prayge

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m12s might finally be clearable

hot rose
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Y’all should I spend book 2’’s on gear or upgrade

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Idc about better damage. Im tryn figure out the least amount of having to reclear

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It’s hard to wrap your head around gear allocation

trim frost
hot rose
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So I’m not worried about that

trim frost
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unless you're lootmastering/staticking you probably don't really have control over what you'll get in reclears so just spend books on the cheapest item possible

dapper zealot
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-# of their aether

midnight furnace
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Ok so i have some questions to make

trim frost
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oh holy shit

midnight furnace
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Well i completed my daily Alliance and got 945 energy for the aetherwell

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Such amount is only once per day right

dapper zealot
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it took me a while to realise

dapper zealot
trim frost
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sure man

dapper zealot
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what stage is this

midnight furnace
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Ok so i guess i dont really have a need to rush

midnight furnace
trim frost
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uhhhh

midnight furnace
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Umbrae

trim frost
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12

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i guess 8->12 is back to back to back to back

midnight furnace
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Another question, what is a good cheap food i can buy at the market board for dailies?

trim frost
midnight furnace
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Im doing the Phantom Relic

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Miscommunication ensued

dapper zealot
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why the fuck does it not show the stage in game

trim frost
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i think there's a link to the webpage from in game

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but yeah it's a little funny

dapper zealot
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damn only on 5

trim frost
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i think this might actually be stage 11 because there was some cleanup shit we did recently

worn bluff
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it's hard to predict, but if you're gearing one job and still need multiple glaze, then you might choose to spend books on glaze because winning a duplicate later is still useful to your main job

limpid edge
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wheres' the hector guide for p2!?

torn mesa
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tomorrow

limpid edge
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is 3vj0 the standard raidplan for p2?

rapid whale
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the tides are shifting in p2

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more and more people leaning towards banana/uptime dn idyllic

low hearth
mossy eagle
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poor hector gonna have to remake his guides that he's releasing tomorrow

limpid edge
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new cosmic area sounds kinda silly

midnight furnace
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I may not be at M12S yet but there is so much stuff about P2 that confuses me

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Like i still dont really get how the clones dictate which mech you are

jolly flume
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it's pretty simple honestly

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there's two types of clones, player clones and boss clones

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the boss clones have a mechanic telegraph, you can tether yourself to a boss clone to get the corresponding mechanic on yourself

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your player clone will then repeat the mechanic that you had later on

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that's literally it

midnight furnace
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So like

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If i understand this right

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Our clone is like a deposit of a mech, it gets the mech of the tether of the boss we connect to

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So if for example my clone is Southwest, i get a defamation mech, and the count begins South clockwise, my mechanic will go off the second?

sleek moon
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are you asking specifically about idyllic?

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because the second mechanic is also player clones and boss clones

midnight furnace
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Mostly both clones overall

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Cause i only saw it in video currently and havent experienced

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But to start yeah we can go with the easier Mech number 2

torn mesa
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the players clones and the boss clones spawn in their own order, independently

worn bluff
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oh so banana codex has a completely different order of resolving.. interesting

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clones go off with different timing but i guess you don't have to move the boss then

sleek moon
# midnight furnace But to start yeah we can go with the easier Mech number 2

going by the raidplan (slide 5) https://raidplan.io/plan/SFa6J6wDrU9PlCJ4#5 you get stack, defam, cleave, boss or nothing (extra defam) from boss clone depending on your initial player clone, and because (for example) stack boss clones could both spawn NW/W we use snake prio to tell which person takes which stack tether, then we solve those mechanics ourselves as shown in the raidplan (defams+boss -> stack/cleave) then the clones will repeat those mechanics, with the caveat that we also have to stack with the 2 clones that have stack

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seems 1 clone defamation + cleave goes off, then both clone stacks, then the other cleave+defamation

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tbh this mechanic doesnt take long to understand, the first replication might take you a bit longer to identify where to go

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the fire/dark debuff one

midnight furnace
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Huh was checking it out

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What an interesting mech

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You know whats crazy is that the whole fight kinda revolves around the replication, the first mech gives a base of it and it just builds up from there

sleek moon
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idyllic is also players do mechanics, then clones repeat it (so they make all the player clones in S/SW W NW grab defas) just players and clones will solve it differently

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and then 2 other mechanics will happen simultaneously

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like prep 1 mech, prep 2nd mecch, prep 3rd mech while mech 1 goes off, solve 2nd mech while boss preps 4th mech

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and so

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but i wouldnt read much on idyllic until you practice the first two replications and superchain

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info overload for no gain

midnight furnace
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Fair

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Thanks for the info also!

alpine plover
tired egret
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Someone really hates 'er eh?

dapper zealot
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parallel Cats

molten moon
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Is that the parser who tries to get rank 1 with the tone weapon kekw

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Lapin Gino or something?

hot rose
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I Went from m12s p1 fresh to enrage today

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Ezzzzzzz fight

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But how is p2? Lol

alpine plover
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Idylic memes...

alpine plover
amber fable
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i hate it when boss moves 1mm and the fucking ogcd dont register

finite plank
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me when the tyrant moves to the middle but it registers dwad and does a rollback on kunais bane fucking up my rotation

dapper zealot
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I feel 2 is just straight up the best choice

stray forge
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9

wicked delta
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1

finite plank
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all of them are fine

wicked delta
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Im not sitting in 10 bruh

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Theres some terrifying gay activity going on there

dapper zealot
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You'll fit right in

wicked delta
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Hell no

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I dont wanna watch two dudes argue for 3 hours and then start making out aggressively

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On a plane…

dapper zealot
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5 I get behind as well

wicked delta
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Hellllll no

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G’raha yes but Zenos? Kill me man

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8 hours next to the colonizer please just throw me out of the plane

stray forge
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9 is just chill while others yap about weird shit

alpine plover
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1

wicked delta
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🤝

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Lets sit together Tithus

alpine plover
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Shure

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But i have a question

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Why does this plane have 2 rows/columns on a side and 3 on the other

wicked delta
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Zenos ate the seats

zealous meteor
amber fable
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before

visual geyser
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Honestly Zenos would be sleep the entire time and ass long as you don’t touch him he wouldn’t do shi

dapper zealot
zealous meteor
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but a small plane wouldn't be used for an 8 hour flight

dapper zealot
daring pine
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dear fucking god

zealous meteor
daring pine
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im so sick of getting meso terminal in expert

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these stupid fucking dented healers

zealous meteor
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mb

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im new

daring pine
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boss casts serial torture so now the floor dot is doing a metric fuck ton of damage

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im sitting there fucking spamming vercure so i dont die

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and then i end up dying anyway because this dumbass fucking scholar is jerking off in a corner

stray forge
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listen i have needs okay

daring pine
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i hate it here 💔

dapper zealot
zealous meteor
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shows signs of starting to dig

stray forge
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Treasure maps?

zealous meteor
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face with weird hands

stray forge
zealous meteor
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exactly

stray forge
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what the fuck is happening this morning

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the m11s groups are more clueless than usual despairge

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🥹

low hearth
#

mb

rapid whale
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mb imnew

stray forge
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As a 7 day PF veteran, I enter this tier of PF with the understanding that I'll never clear M11S

rapid whale
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are you clear ready or still progging

rapid whale
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cuz ive been joining c41's

stray forge
rapid whale
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open one up ill join

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it'd ahve to be any chest tho

rain geode
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I mean thats not true I assumed I would clear but pf buried that idea real quick

stray forge
rapid whale
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gg you hate me

rain geode
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get destroyed

rapid whale
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lets destroy him together bro

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i mean ya you right

rain geode
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Betcha never seen anything this gnarly

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He says like I dont see it constantly

rapid whale
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just pretend it's your first pull every time to feel like a god gamer

daring pine
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oh boy

rapid whale
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congrats

daring pine
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time for another dogshit relic step

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🗣️

rapid whale
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at least you can do everything and it lets you overcap

zealous meteor
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hey so how difficult is TEA. zane cleared it so it can't be that hard right /s

rapid whale
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often considered the 2nd easiest ultimate next to uwu

low hearth
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Holy shit

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This is a guide to the fight Arcadion M12S Phase 2 (The Lindwurm) in the game Final Fantasy XIV. This guide is based off of the VJ0 pastebin commonly used in party finder by NA. The only 2 things I show that are not currently PF standard are 'clone relative rep 1' (using supports left, DPS right instead of snake prio to find your spot) and 'Upti...

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rapid whale
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weau hector cleared?

low hearth
#

#HECTORNATION

rapid whale
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congrats to hector

low hearth
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M12s is finally clearable!

daring pine
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those subhuman creatures in pf will make you think otherwise

zealous meteor
#

subhuman
neofox_floof waff?

rapid whale
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don't call yourself that smh

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jk

daring pine
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i hate myself more than i hate pf

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but still fuck pf

rapid whale
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LMAO

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oh noo

rain geode
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PF cant even reclear M10S

daring pine
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maybe if my static didnt explode in week 2 i would have cleared in 99 pulls instead of 100

rapid whale
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holy fuck people going for 2 chest reclears this late into the week

low hearth
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Dang idyllic prog was lowkey crazy

rapid whale
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o u got it?

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congrats pain

low hearth
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Both defams going to the same fucking waymark Classic

zealous meteor
rain geode
zealous meteor
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and sch*ol

rapid whale
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i mean

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sunday is usually the final bus for book runs even

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monday is full of desperation

rain geode
#

Dude Tuesday night is to late for this shit

low hearth
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Gotta pull up Tuesday morning bro

daring pine
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it's always too late

rapid whale
#

ya my best pf exp for reclears has been on reset lmao

rain geode
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Its annoying because I think I like the fights but nobody in the world seems able to do them

rapid whale
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i mean

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its just a gacha at the end of the day

rain geode
#

Gacha with a time limit man weekly loot suuucks

rapid whale
#

ya

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tbh considering you won all the 10 pieces last week im surprised you were insisting on 2 chest to the point you are at risk of losing a book

rain geode
rapid whale
#

true

low hearth
#

M10s is hard

rain geode
#

Evidently

rapid whale
#

insert quote about how their world prog static didnt struggle at all and therefore the fight is easy

rain geode
#

I dunno about that but like theres only typically 2 variants you need to worry about and stuff always comes at specific times although in my experience the biggest thing is people just forget about steam during arena split

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Its so hard to find a party that doesnt have 3+ players get hit by steam explosions before the pairs

rapid whale
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dont forget the reaper screaming they died to dmg wh en really it was a steam explosion during that

rain geode
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Which I can forgive once or twice the markers blend in a bit but like around the 4th time how are you still forgetting lmao

worn bluff
rapid whale
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lmao i wasnt there fo that one

worn bluff
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i think he left the server

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he was like “i don’t understand how anyone can say they don’t have the schedule for a static”

jade mirage
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That's an odd take to have

daring pine
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finding 7 other people that have schedules that work is harder than the actual raiding

rain geode
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Not to mention not every job gives you a consistent schedule

clear plume
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Idk I’ve raided in casual groups before and they definitely struggle more with raids than the scheduling

rain geode
jade mirage
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Not to mention, in the same skill bracket, same goals, vibes good

daring pine
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haha

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vibes good

clear plume
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I’ll quit the game before I stop being HC at this point

daring pine
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haha..

jade mirage
clear plume
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Nothing makes you hate people more than watching them fuck up a mechanic you understood months ago and them having too much of an ego to even ask for help because clear time doesn’t matter 🙂

rain geode
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Im very confident In my ability to cclear the fight at this point maybe Ill try joining loot merc parties for my book and a little extra gil

rapid whale
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idk ive seen it happen multiple times where ppl assume they r perfectly fine w/ clear whenever

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seen it as ealy as lhw but

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they quickly find out that is not reality and they do have a timeline/point they feel disappointed

worn bluff
rain geode
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And the only reason the first pull failed was because some one crashed lmao

rapid whale
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unlucky

rain geode
#

M9S is always a headache tho

worn bluff
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one week i had like 3 reclear parties that memed and disbanded and then i joined an enrage party and it was 1-2 pull

rapid whale
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m9s is almost always messy yea

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inevitably melees killing each other during stomp

worn bluff
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no one remembers 9 because it took most people 1 hour to clear so everyone is still fresh

rain geode
#

I think Im on my like 10th or 12th reclear party at this point

clear plume
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See I tell my group clear time doesn’t matter, but it’s true, but also taking raid important matters to me, week 2 of a hard tier is fine and I’m not let down for that, but there is a big overlap between “clearing later than you should” and “just wasting people’s time with something you could have asked a dozen hours ago”

zealous meteor
rain geode
rapid whale
clear plume
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If I raided 6 hours a week I wouldn’t be upset with a week 4-6 clear even, but yeah.

rain geode
stray forge
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aaaaand

clear plume
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It’s about time spent on shit, and preparing for raid ahead of time

rapid whale
#

ya

rain geode
#

you can only ever get as far as your worse player

stray forge
#

we couldnt make it past split

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:^)

rapid whale
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gg

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open an any chest ill come help

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gonna brb tho

worn bluff
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i raid with 1-2 other people for 12 and we’ve only gone in like 2-3 hours a week so it’ll be slow progging phase 2 but it’s fine

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not in a rush

low hearth
rain geode
#

I was gonna say I get the feeling most the people who can clear have

stray forge
#

:^)

low hearth
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Yeah like everyone with a pulse cleared week 1 or 2

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I think the androids cleared week 3

stray forge
#

wouldnt androids play better than people with a pulse

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they have those #xtreme reflexes

rain geode
#

Theres definitely some people who got unlucky but yeah theres not enough people left for you to be likely to find 8 people who can clear

clear plume
#

People will be clearing until the expansion launches

rapid whale
#

True

clear plume
#

There is no such thing as “too late to find 8 people who can clear”

stray forge
#

would this be like a c41 anychest enrage to clear or what

thin tartan
#

i ask do you want mt or ot
they take mt
they cant mit adds 2 for some reason

clear plume
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An incredibly high percentage of players who complain about pf being unable to clear I check their logs and they cause the wipe in over 1/8 of them themselves tbqh

low hearth
clear plume
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Back when I was in ulti clear projects and stuff

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Mfs will wipe 1/4 of the pulls but get mad at everybody else in the 8 person group for being inconsistent and them being clear ready

stray forge
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I wiped our first pull

rapid whale
loud nymph
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that one specimen in here the other day who was doing like 16k DPS on tank but somehow blamed other people for being unable to clear m9s

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and figured pf would benefit from the addition of sbmm

wicked delta
stray forge
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They are still in the same gear as they cleared TOP in

rain geode
#

dumb question it wouldnt

rapid whale
midnight furnace
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So Hector posted the videos

zealous meteor
midnight furnace
#

Man its surprising how easier it gets to understand

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Now i do have a doubt though

zealous meteor
#

16k DPS guy who cleared TEA and TOP is zane
skill based matchmaking guy is the grammy award winner™

midnight furnace
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Do i go NA strat or Banana Codex

thin tartan
#

oh

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hector out

stray forge
#

I genuinely

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don't know how to make a PF I have zero brain

normal summit
#

If you’re a static, do banana codex rep 2..

stray forge
#

I hope this works

normal summit
#

But most of PF isn’t doing it

midnight furnace
#

Yeah i think my static will do Codex

rain geode
#

XIV needs to take a page out of OSRS book and make it if you do unimaginably bad damage in a clear it replaces your loot with poop

midnight furnace
#

But i will probably have to learn both strats

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Man the more i see of M12S the more im amazed by the fight

rapid whale
stray forge
#

is this right

midnight furnace
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Which is weird when i was a bit letdown when i saw the boss first time

thin tartan
#

ITS OVER

stray forge
thin tartan
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

WHY COULDNT BANANA REP2 BEEN THE STANDARD

rapid whale
normal summit
#

You had 4 weeks to make it the standard

midnight furnace
thin tartan
#

NAD PF IS FUCKING STUPID

midnight furnace
#

Well they are

#

Thats why we do not do Banana XD

stray forge
normal summit
#

Link the mini-guide and try to convince your group to do it

rapid whale
thin tartan
#

atleast you made a second one for it

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bless you for that

stray forge
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ok its up

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im so scared

vast jacinth
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im happy im still in p1 i guess

rapid whale
valid solar
# thin tartan ITS OVER

am I reading this wrong or does this image not imply the banana rep 2 is the strat that both NA and EU use

thin tartan
#

this is so fucking funny

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read the caption ubngo

valid solar
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ah

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gg

stray forge
vast jacinth
#

while i wait might as well look at p2 guide

rapid whale
stray forge
rapid whale
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1 healer whm/ast, 2nd healer sge/sch, 1 melee slot, 1 prange slot, set to 1 job per person

clear plume
#

I think Hector should make a fourth guide with bob ross idyllic

vast jacinth
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30min video about p2

rapid whale
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could b longer if they went into the other strats

vast jacinth
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see now that hector is out i dont need to worry anymore about pf changing strats

valid solar
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isnt hector that guy who made braindead mouser, can he really be trusted with m12 strats susge

vast jacinth
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every 2 buisness days

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tbf its week 4? now

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pf doesnt change strats unless someone finds a "brainded" strat again

valid solar
#

looks like someone has to take one for the team and make a pf post advertising braindead rep 2 and its just banana codex

vast jacinth
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ngl would be funny

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my pf is full

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why

valid solar
#

strream for content pls

stray forge
#

I can't stream

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theres no vc

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:^)

stray forge
#

is that you

wicked delta
#

No im not that attractive

jolly flume
#

I slept funny and now my neck feels like someone wrung it out like a towel

wicked delta
#

Yeah it was actually me strangling you in your sleep

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I failed

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But I’ll get you next time

stray forge
#

in your dream

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you joined a c41 party

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in that party

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you wiped to enrage 10x in a row

stray forge
#

is mehwapyarra the word for capybara in another language

rapid whale
#

turali ig

thin tartan
warped gate
#

put yo hands up

wintry elbow
#

i still can't kill that dummy 🙁 i need to push the buttons faster, but anyone have a recent paladin end game link? all i am finding is old stuff.

rapid whale
#

the balance

rain geode
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no prework clear tho I cant complain to much as the picking for parties at 10:45 am on a sunday are rough

true beacon
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Which dummy

wintry elbow
#

the end game dummy. 😄

true beacon
#

Anything there now is current

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which one

rapid whale
wintry elbow
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i got to kill it in 3 mins

true beacon
#

If you mean SSS

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Which one

rapid whale
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yes but for which fight

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if you're doing it vs m12s then ya no shot

wintry elbow
#

the first 1, it says level 100

rapid whale
#

o

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ermge

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thats not gud

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what % is it at when you fail

wintry elbow
#

how do i find out my percent?

rapid whale
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can you do a rough guess

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like 5% 10% etc

wintry elbow
#

like 10-20 percent

rapid whale
#

the calculator said you did 10k dps which is by no means appropriate

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try the m9s one

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i get the feeling it's turning off all your materia etc

wintry elbow
#

i got the direct hit mateira

true beacon
#

I haven’t even unlocked a single SSS

rapid whale
#

right but when your gear syncs down, it deactivates all materia

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it's why old ultimates still use gear from the patches, sometimes, because of that

wintry elbow
#

so there is no way to beat it?

rapid whale
#

just

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try the m9s one

true beacon
#

Which one is it

rapid whale
#

they are doing the 690 ilvl sync one

true beacon
#

You say the first one, I have no frame of reference

wintry elbow
#

there a big list, its the first one on the list 😄

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has a yellow S by it

rapid whale
#

do the heavyweight m1 one

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not light heavyweight

wintry elbow
#

So i do the Stone, Sky, Sea - ACC Heavyweight?

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AAC not the Atlantic Coast Conference lol

rapid whale
#

i think so yeah

wintry elbow
#

ok. thank you

rapid whale
#

im assuming you ae in 770 gear?

loud nymph
#

you honestly shouldn't bother using SSS at all

wintry elbow
#

i am still trying Kinger! 😄 /cheer

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i will beat an endgame 1 time, then say i compeleted FF 14 🙂

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my item level for my character is 773

low hearth
#

dang u been slacking on ur tome gear bro

jolly flume
#

stone sky sea is not how you beat endgame i'll say that much

wintry elbow
#

i did see a friend do end game for days and finaly got a necklace haha

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i tried blm first is why pain, so i got some blm tome gear

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but blm sucks lol

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i want to keep going with my pld, cuz i got the furthest.

rapid whale
#

blm does not suck

loud nymph
rapid whale
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blm is arguably the best caster atm

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esp in a pf setting

wintry elbow
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i can't slide and cast, that's way too hard

low hearth
#

slide casting is a hard mech

loud nymph
boreal pumice
jolly flume
#

put the dancer job stone in the bag

wintry elbow
#

that's why i am back to pld and why i am low on tome gear lol

rain geode
#

Alright I gotta ask whats stone sky sea?

boreal pumice
low hearth
#

training dummy place

rain geode
#

I C

loud nymph
rain geode
#

Ill stick with ACT

loud nymph
#

it gives you a target dummy to beat up and says "oh if you can kill this in time then you're on track for this tier of content"

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but of course

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it's really badly implemented

rain geode
#

Im scared to think what they believe is on track

loud nymph
#

and also doesn't make you do anything other than just stand there and hit the dummy

torn mesa
#

the shocking part is there are people who would unironically get filtered out by SSS

wintry elbow
#

try it Six liter! 😄

loud nymph
#

so all it tests is whether you can do your rotation in a vacuum with 100% uptime

boreal pumice
loud nymph
#

which isn't a test of anything

rain geode
#

I mean I play healer my "damage rotation" isnt the hard part of my job

rapid whale
#

naxramus cant hut you

rain geode
#

and I wouldnt even know where it is

loud nymph
rapid whale
boreal pumice
#

but for dps just hit it

jolly flume
#

💀

rapid whale
#

20k is acceptable

boreal pumice
jolly flume
#

even that's kinda low esp with gear now

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wk1 gear fine

rapid whale
#

yea its the "im not gonna complain but can absolutely be improved" territory for me

loud nymph
rapid whale
#

4 horsemen hardest fight they ever made /s

loud nymph
#

just sayin its weird that patchwerk is the one that caught on haha

boreal pumice
#

shruge

zealous meteor
rain geode
jolly flume
#

12-14k isn't most

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that's the bottom of the barrel

#

I have no hope for those people

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this is 80th percentile

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21.1k with a death, 775 weapon from two weeks ago

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so I really don't know how 20k can't be considered low

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it's certainly not tragic

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but low? yeah

rapid whale
#

20k puts you on 50 pecentile on what iim seein

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other than sage i guess

rain geode
#

I dont think Ive ever seen a healer do more then 20.5k rDPS

limpid edge
#

less than purple? You're HEALING the boss!!!!!

jolly flume
#

I don't think there's any arguing that less than purple is 99% of the time failing to execute job fundamentals

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even if it isn't terrible damage

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which is what all this was about anyways

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keeping uptime with the one damage button healers have is hard for people

tulip anvil
terse zodiac
#

Theres definitely arguing against that idea, especially when hitting a purple is just a % indicator

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It means you executed the fight or have worse gear than a specific % of players in the same job, doesnt necessarily mean you dont know fundamentals

jolly flume
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gear notwithstanding of course, but I figured that was implied

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but if you executed the fight badly, you failed in fundamentals

terse zodiac
#

Purple is top 25% right? Id say its pretty easy to fall behind the top 25% early in savage

jolly flume
#

like I'd struggle to find a log that's below purple where there weren't pretty significant mistakes made in terms of either dying or simple uptime/rotational concepts

jolly flume
#

idk lemme dig up a log from the last time I played dps since healer is ridiculously easy to parse on anyway

rapid whale
#

only using tyrant since thats the fight ppl are complaining about the dps check on

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the only healer 20k isnt blue for is sage

terse zodiac
#

Im specifically talking about hitting a purple everytime, it just happens you can play well and still have a bad log

rapid whale
#

i mean yea i know ppl who parse 100 and have hit single digit grays :^)

terse zodiac
#

Either undergear or just 25% of players did slightly better than you

rapid whale
#

wasnt their fault obv but it happens

jolly flume
#

well yeah everyone's had 0th percentile crit once in a while

#

but like I said

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vast majority of the time

#

it's gameplay error

terse zodiac
#

Like i dont have reference bc i dont heal savage but

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Ive seen like 2 healers above 20k

rapid whale
#

saying the avg healer in pf is really really bad isnt that hot of a take imho

jolly flume
#

healers are way larger of a gap than any other role

rapid whale
#

a lot of them think, "nobody died the enrage isnt my fault ebcause haha healer dmg"

terse zodiac
#

Usually clearing with like 14k healers which sure that is very bad

#

Id say 20 isnt bad

rapid whale
#

yea 20 is acceptable

#

i wont complain about a 20k rdps healer for sure

#

sch in my static does 23k+

jolly flume
#

I specifically chose a log from 11 where I play white mage so as to not skew it with people in static feeding my buffs better

rapid whale
#

yea im the goat their 23k is because i feed so well /sarcasm

jolly flume
#

even then it's easily over 21k and I don't have any more than ex weapon

#

my tome weapon and raid weapon are on scholar and astro

vale fox
#

m11s is breaking me 😢

terse zodiac
#

Reminds me i saw a dragoon join a m11 clear who had like.. best pull 32k

rapid whale
#

to put into context of how big a 10k dps gap is

terse zodiac
#

Tried to warn the party lead but they let them in anyway

rapid whale
#

literal rank 1 to literal worst parse on a dps is smaller than 10k

#

but somehow we see it as acceptable for healers

rain geode
jolly flume
#

well it's far from acceptable but

#

that's the reality right

rapid whale
jolly flume
#

like I haven't looked at savage stats much

rapid whale
#

6k gap from literal rank 1 to literal worst

jolly flume
#

but the IQR for healer dps and dps dps in FRU

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was roughly equivalent

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which is insane considering healers do half the damage

quick verge
#

healers arent playing the same game as everyone else (derogatory)

rapid whale
#

im not judging everyone to my sch's standards they r insanely good but

quick verge
#

it was bungo we were watching yesterday right

rapid whale
#

like the amount of dps gap is huge in the healer category

#

yea

terse zodiac
#

It changes pretty wildly based on fight but yeah usually healer gaps are crazy

quick verge
#

the scholar in that 11 group is the average player

#

dropped casts (with 1.5s cast times???)

jolly flume
#

too lazy to go find it

rapid whale
jolly flume
#

but there was this tweet from jp that was like

#

time to stop considering dps job meta, just find a healer that can do >20k

quick verge
#

idk

jolly flume
#

and that's just always been the case ngl

quick verge
#

they cant heal and cant dps

#

game is crazy

#

been like this forever too

jolly flume
#

yeah idk

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whenever something looks hard to uptime

#

I sanity check myself

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by thinking that people did e4s with 2.5s main casts

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so theres no way its not doable

rapid whale
#

its still the most unintuitive thing to me that the gap between a competent vs middling dps is unironically smaller than a competent vs middling healer

#

but i think thats more a testament to how low the low end of healers are

terse zodiac
#

I forgot all healers used to not have short casts lol

#

Except scholar

quick verge
#

ast

true beacon
#

AST

rapid whale
#

ass

#

huh

terse zodiac
#

Or ast idk i didnt play healer then : )

rain geode
#

All Ill say is I wish my cohealers could do 20k damage

rapid whale
#

as do we all

terse zodiac
#

Lowkey i bet part of the "issue" is theres not many like digestible endgame learning resources unless you like to read and learn well that way

rapid whale
#

thats like most things in life tho

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those who are self motivated almost always excel

jolly flume
#

this game does a pretty ass job of encouraging you to not suck

#

as does the community, frankly

rapid whale
#

ye the coddling in this community is wild

jolly flume
#

I'm not exactly advocating that we should call everyone who does bad damage slurs but like

rapid whale
#

sprout healer wants me to not w2w? you gon learn to heal today

jolly flume
#

we could really stand to start kicking people for being shit

rapid whale
#

yeaaaaa but then we risk exposing we use act

terse zodiac
#

NA needs to learn that anyway

#

1 person holding the group back why not just kick

rain geode
#

I dunno if Id call 20k shit

jolly flume
#

nowhere did I say we should kick healers that do 20k

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I just think that's slightly low

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if you're doing sub 18

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get out

limpid edge
terse zodiac
#

Had a group yesterday 1 person was failing ruining prog they left, half the party leaves too

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Why just let the 1 person leave and refill

quick verge
zealous meteor
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dps meters aren't allowed even though relatively tight dps checks exist

which is silly

jolly flume
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at what point of what

quick verge
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do u stumble into savage and ex and not have neurons fire

jolly flume
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idk man

quick verge
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at reading ur kit

jolly flume
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im sure bapple would say they just dont make gamers like they used to

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but im not senile enough for that