endgame-lounge

[amber fable]

Bubble is soft dps check

[loud nymph]

arena split is a wall because the positioning is tight and melees/tanks get to get fucked

[amber fable]

You have about 40 sec to do 8.6m damage

[loud nymph]

deep varial is easy tbh

[river sequoia]

Arena split is after snaking yeah?

[loud nymph]

yes

[amber fable]

Arena is after bubble

[random needle]

Split is after varial, which is after snaking

[loud nymph]

snaking -> bubble -> arena split

[amber fable]

Which is after snaking 1

[sinful brook]

deep aerial

[loud nymph]

-> IA2 -> alley oop combo

[sinful brook]

lets do this together bro

[loud nymph]

IA2 is pretty easy because both bosses do the same mech so it's just "pay attention and swap when it's your turn to swap"

and alley oop combo is a glorified normal mechanic

[amber fable]

Make sure to target blue boss

I died yesterday as i didnt see if it was reverse or normal

[random needle]

The thing to watch out for with IA2 is that if you're standing in the wrong spot for the final cleanse, there's a non-zero chance you'll get tapped by both cleanse explosions

[amber fable]

Just dont be too close

I have died there

[random needle]

It shouldn't happen if you're positioned right, but be mindful of it

[loud nymph]

did that the other day when it was buster time, I couldn't get uptime on fire boss so I was like "oh ok no problem I'll swap to water boss"

and then I got fucked by both explosions

[river sequoia]

The blue debuffs the amount of mechanics

[loud nymph]

[river sequoia]

Jesus christ

[loud nymph]

it's easy

[river sequoia]

Too many spreads and light party

[amber fable]

Spread/stack is staple mech of this game

[loud nymph]

alley oop -> stack/spread for cone -> stack/spread for knockback

that's literally all blue has to do

[amber fable]

Every thing is variation of those

[loud nymph]

I guess there's tankbusters too

[river sequoia]

Watching red debuffs also

[loud nymph]

but lol lmao

[river sequoia]

The hot impact take buster

is it mt and ot

or just red tank

[loud nymph]

red is also ridiculously easy

[random needle]

You don't really have to watch what fire is doing when you're in water, and vice versa

[amber fable]

Red tb is just mt and for snaking whoever has fire debuff

[river sequoia]

Also, is it like invul TB or just mit

[amber fable]

Kitchen sink mit it

[river sequoia]

okay

[loud nymph]

puddles -> spreads for cone -> jumping -> bait cutback

[amber fable]

You can take it solo

[random needle]

but you should watch out for where blue is going to do his line AOE + knockback

[river sequoia]

This boss has enrage I asume right '

[random needle]

Yes

[loud nymph]

every boss has an enrage

[amber fable]

Every savage boss do

[river sequoia]

Isnt that the first mechanic

[loud nymph]

you're not in normal content anymore

[random needle]

He does it again during snaking

[amber fable]

The mechs repeat

[river sequoia]

Ah ok

[loud nymph]

you need to learn how to do mechanics without dying or getting damage downs while also maintaining your rotation

[random needle]

Something you'll see often in high end fights is that they'll tutorialize a mechanic near the start of a fight, then use it again or with other stuff added to it later on

[boreal pumice]

have you ever seen any ar enrages?

[random needle]

Failing to greed the last boss of labyrinth?

[amber fable]

M9 is tutorial the whole way

[loud nymph]

I know that euphrosyne boss 2 has an enrage but I've never seen it go off

[river sequoia]

Yeah tutor in codc was using markers to explain later fights

[boreal pumice]

krile issue dont count

[loud nymph]

for example, insane air in m10s

[boreal pumice]

only reason i know about that is because of the trailer it came with

[loud nymph]

you have the regular version early on and later you have another version of it with the swapping debuffs

[random needle]

Or blue doing the knockback wave at the start, then doing it again in snaking and arena split

[loud nymph]

yep

[random needle]

Hmm... Does the tether stretching at the very start of Red Hot count as tutorializing for the deep varial tethers?

[loud nymph]

eh, I don't think so

that's just normal tether stuff

[amber fable]

You can say

[random needle]

Fair enough

[sinful brook]

i wouldn't really say since flame floater isn't the same experience as deep aerial

it leaves behind trails of poop

[random needle]

Yeah, that's reasonable

Start of the fight does show off the fire puddles, cutback blaze, and the Akh Morn stack he does way in alley oop combo

Anyways

Snaking looks like a lot, but just focus on what you're doing as one side or the other for now

If you're on water, don't worry about what's going on with fire, and vice versa

[dapper zealot]

Where you sitting

[worn bluff]

iirc WAR can invuln the fist one and still have it up for either snaking buster

[valid solar]

2 > 4 > 7 is my top 3 choices

[jaunty jay]

4

[jolly flume]

8 ngl

[valid solar]

bro wants to third wheel

gg

[vapid path]

5 > 3 > 1

[random needle]

Retsarra's BF is right there, bro is straight up fourth wheeling

[jolly flume]

I will be the second wheel.

[valid solar]

[zealous meteor]

heartwarming this cat is polyamorous

[random needle]

But yeah, in terms of "who I'd wanna hang out with", 8 would probably be my choice

In terms of actually sitting on a flight? 2, no question or hesitation

[vapid path]

You know retsarra gets hit with that electrope strap

[random needle]

Electrope has many uses ;3

[zealous meteor]

electrope has many uses, ed boy

[remote gate]

4 and i will not elaborate on why

[vapid path]

Yurious

[zealous meteor]

you don't have to, we already know

[jolly flume]

tbh sitting next to tyrant would be chill

[worn bluff]

na he want to sit next to cats

[vapid path]

Yeah If I had to sit on a flight I'd take sitting by tyrant everyday

[remote gate]

wyd when he asks you to show your footwork

[zealous meteor]

1 or 2 is probably the most peaceful

[random needle]

Imagine Metem commentating on the catfight happening in the row directly ahead of you

[vapid path]

3 would be entertaining for a flight

[jolly flume]

6 would be pretty chill too but that's only because neyuni is at like 3 times the mental development that a kid her age should have

[vestal hollow]

give me 8. or 6. immediately.

[random needle]

I feel like a lot of named children in XIV are way more mentally developed than most kids their age should be... or maybe that's just because we have Gulool Ja and Neyuni in the same expac

iPad babies who could hack the Pentagon

[vapid path]

Dawntrail really said let's give the children trauma

[true beacon]

When we can’t even use a computer

[valid solar]

We can though ? we've used allagan terminals before

and those should be similar enough to sol 9s tech

[true beacon]

S9 was leagues ahead of Allag

[loud nymph]

4

living my best life

also 7 so I can pet the cat

[random needle]

... The fact that all of the seats except two are middle seats is sorta weird to me though

[vapid path]

I can't do 7 simply because I have beef with hector by showing up twice in a row

You gotta third wheel somehow

[random needle]

Like, you're telling me Red Hot and Deep Blue aren't sitting right next to each other?

[jolly flume]

yeah that way they can make out across your seat

[random needle]

Or Hector not being in optimal cat petting range?

[jolly flume]

he's max melee on the cat

[worn bluff]

hector prints out photocopies of the seating chart that someone else made

everyone complains “why did hector give me this seat”

[random needle]

Wrong Hector

[vapid path]

Hector would never pet cat at max melee

[robust shoal]

I sit between Eutrope and Hector's boyfriend

[wicked delta]

Put me at 5 bro

Boutta show those two a real Xtreme

If I had to actually seriously pick then I wanna sit next to Metem he seems like a chill guy

[inner apex]

2, 3, or 6

[worn bluff]

wait there's an actual hector?

i don't remember these people's real names

[valid solar]

brute bombers name is hector

[worn bluff]

o

[valid solar]

I wonder if a character named hector with a cat is a coincidence or not

[wicked delta]

Brute Bomber is literally named Hector and lives at the 911 residential district

[sick dirge]

3 seems like a nice spot

[random needle]

Yeah, Brute Bomber is Hector, Black Cat is Yaana, Wicked Thunder is Eutrope, Howling Blade is Retsarra

I think Dancing Green's real name was mentioned in a short story but I forgor

[sinful brook]

brute bomber is the one making the guides ?!?!?

[inner apex]

Iirc only Black Cat, Wicked Thunder, Howling Blade, and Dancing Green have had their real names revealed

[true beacon]

That’s one of the absolute funniest unintended jokes they’ve done

[true beacon]

I’m pretty sure Honey’s real name is just Honey

[wicked delta]

Eheeya I think

[valid solar]

yeah her name is honey, DG is eheeya

[jolly flume]

what in the michael jackson

[random needle]

I mean... It fits

What do we think Sugar Riot, Vamp Fatale, the X-tremes, and Tyrant's names are

[wicked delta]

Tyrant is named Steve

[sly basin]

Steve Minecraft

[true beacon]

X-Tremes are def like

[wicked delta]

LOOONG LIVE THE KING and the guy is just called fucking Steve

[true beacon]

Jacob and Owen or something

[wicked delta]

Owen sounds too normal

They gotta be fratboy names

[random needle]

Native Alexandrians have gemstone/mineral names a lot, right?

[valid solar]

yep

[jolly flume]

charlie...

[wicked delta]

STOP

[random needle]

I could see Vamp being a Ruby or Garnet

[wicked delta]

Red Hot carries the flame…

[jolly flume]

he rides the inferno, even

[sinful brook]

what if the tyrants name was

tyrone

like the moose from backyardigans

[jolly flume]

holy

[random needle]

Wait Tyrone goes hard

[vapid path]

Yooo

Yeah his name is tyrone now

[vestal hollow]

i carry the flame, brah

i ride it even

[random needle]

He rides the inferno

[rapid whale]

and does it together, bro

[random needle]

Uhhhh I forget what the naming convention was for Milallas

Vidada sounds... maybe

[vapid path]

He rides on my inferno until I take his deep impact

[mortal flower]

Me when donut aoe + pointblank aoe

[mortal flower]

Johnathan Bobathan

[sick dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-ugandan-knuckles-meme-echidna-gif-16686971

[dapper zealot]

Finally out of time out jail

[dapper zealot]

Send code

[vestal hollow]

need to continue cosmic but i have to go pick up my prescriptions AND charge my car

absolute glorpshit

[remote gate]

busy day..!!

[zealous meteor]

prescriptions are important

can't continue cosmic if you're dead

[vestal hollow]

[sly basin]

get ff14 on ur phone so u can gathermax while doing ur errands

[vestal hollow]

wait true

[sly basin]

like the uhhh steam link thingy

just press macro

[zealous meteor]

[vestal hollow]

get better material

[dapper zealot]

Why do you have pulp

Pulp free is better

[jolly flume]

TRUE

[vestal hollow]

all living things have pulp

you need to blend them very fine

[jolly flume]

push the living things through a fine mesh strainer

no more pulp

[sly basin]

push u into a meat grinder

[jolly flume]

owowowow

[worn bluff]

fresh squeezed juice i pref pulp

[vestal hollow]

i would never push someone into a meat grinder

[jolly flume]

I don't really like OJ that much anyways

I'm on that pomegranate juice shit lately

[sinful brook]

pomegranate juice?

in this economy?

wtf

[jolly flume]

it was on sale at costco

so I bought like four bottles

[daring pine]

4

[stray forge]

No

I love pulp

[sinful brook]

pulp sucks im not trying to chew my juice

[stray forge]

I am trying to chew your juice

[dapper zealot]

Just eat the orange at that point

[stray forge]

No that makes my hands sticky

Also I’m thirsty

[jolly flume]

my hands are already sticky

don't ask from what

[stray forge]

It’s from ||jelly doughnuts||

[jolly flume]

I hate jelly donuts

[stray forge]

First of all

[dapper zealot]

Chiyo likes cream filled

[jolly flume]

I do actually

[stray forge]

Why do you spell doughnuts the Dunkin’ propaganda way

[jolly flume]

because it's shorter

I aint tryna type allat

[dapper zealot]

Of course you do

[stray forge]

Chiyo’s uninhibited desire to become cream filled

[jolly flume]

I fill myself with cream through my mouth

and no other orifices

[wicked delta]

Tbh I liked pulp

But then I got braces

It totally got stuck between them…

[stray forge]

Lmao child

[wicked delta]

So I don’t drink oj with pulp even though I haven’t had braces in years

[stray forge]

I love pulp!!!

[wicked delta]

?

[jade nimbus]

quick question

[stray forge]

I also love

[jade nimbus]

how does lb generation work when I have two of the same jobs?

[stray forge]

CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER

[jade nimbus]

does it just stop in savage

[sinful brook]

it works less good

[jolly flume]

omg so you look like

[jolly flume]

no

you take a penalty that's it

[wicked delta]

I don’t have glasses you fucking fraud

[jade nimbus]

gotcha

[stray forge]

I have glasses

[jolly flume]

if you're interested in the details there's all that and then some on akh morning

[zealous meteor]

greasy food

[sly basin]

i wear contacts so i get to poke my eyes every morning

[zealous meteor]

i could never wear contacts

i would die

[stray forge]

I wear contacts too

I just dont like to wear them 24/7

only when I go out

[karmic forge]

I'm TERRIFIED of contacts bro if you handle them wrong you get bacteria in your eye and end up losing your eye forever

[stray forge]

I also have like a variety of color contacts for various activities

??????

what are you keeping them in a vat of mayonnaise for storage or something 😭

[karmic forge]

it can be contracted just by sitting in a hot tub with your lenses on

google Acanthamoeba if you want a fun rabbit hole :D

[dull drum]

yeah and everyone has a hot tub where they live and showers with contacts on

🙄

just do night contacts at that point

[valid solar]

I do not trust my shaky hands anywhere near my eyes

so its glasses for me

[wicked delta]

Yknow whats weird

I needed glasses for like a while

And then my eyes just…

[stray forge]

your face

[wicked delta]

Fixed themselves?

[stray forge]

oh mb

[wicked delta]

Never needed glasses since

[stray forge]

yeah thats pretty weird

[valid solar]

your eyes doubled it and gave it to the next person

[sinful brook]

Traded good vision for mpreg hands

[valid solar]

how do you feel knowing that

bad I hope

[wicked delta]

Well I dunno who it is so I don’t

[valid solar]

gg

[wicked delta]

If they’re a bad person I hope their vision gets worse

[valid solar]

this guy does NOT love his fellow man

[wicked delta]

Everyone hates me why would I love them

Im just returning the energy

[jolly flume]

trees absorb carbon dioxide and produce oxygen

you should be like tree

simply produce good energy

[wicked delta]

You know damn well I am not capable of producing good energy

[daring pine]

absorbs chiyo

[stray forge]

what are mpreg hands

[proper cave]

[zealous meteor]

i don't hate you!

[wicked delta]

[worn bluff]

@jolly flume

it's her

help her

[jolly flume]

holy shit

im logging in

[stray forge]

chiyo likes the short ones

[worn bluff]

prepare yourself, unenhanced warrior!

[jolly flume]

sue me

[wicked delta]

Hes tall as shit I think most people are short next to him anyway

I hate tall people

[jolly flume]

?

[wicked delta]

Yeah

[stray forge]

how tall is tall as shit

[river sequoia]

Is SAM like one of the highest DPS's?

[wicked delta]

Well yes but what is your picto doing

[jolly flume]

6' and change

[river sequoia]

Cuz I literally am learning the job and this is the damage I dealt in a practice

[dull drum]

what is your picto smoking

[jolly flume]

sam does some of the highest personal dps but that's not rdps

[river sequoia]

@wicked delta he died over 25 times

LOL

In a doom train fresh

[wicked delta]

Gulp

[river sequoia]

I was teaching a friend

[dull drum]

change to rdps

[stray forge]

holy fuck

[river sequoia]

What is rdps?

[worn bluff]

i mean i guess that's fair if they were dead literally half the pull

[stray forge]

ranged dps

:^)

[proper cave]

Verdeeps

[river sequoia]

And A dps is attack?

So melee

[proper cave]

No lol

[river sequoia]

What is this mean

[proper cave]

!faq adps

[storm frost]

What is the difference between DPS, nDPS, aDPS, rDPS, and cDPS on FF Logs?

See the FF Logs help article here.

When to use each metric

None of these metrics except for nDPS are directly comparable across different party compositions!

DPS - Shows the raw, unadjusted amount of damage you actually dealt in the encounter.
nDPS - Shows how well you executed your rotation in a vacuum, irrespective of how well you and your party aligned your raid buffs and burst together.
aDPS - Shows how well you aligned your personal damage to the party's raid buffs.
rDPS - Shows how well you aligned your own raid buffs to the the rest of the party's raid buffs and burst.
cDPS - Allows you to compare the damage contribution of distinct jobs (e.g. on the FF Logs statistics page).

[river sequoia]

Ahhh

okay

[stray forge]

idk if they actually stand for anything

[jolly flume]

you do 11000 dps. you had a 10% damage buff from an ally active. rdps counts 10000 of that dps as yours, and attributes the 1000 gained from the ally's buff to them

[river sequoia]

Doesnt most people just looka t raw dps

[terse zodiac]

no

nobody looks at raw dps

[dull drum]

raw dps is pt much worthless

[jolly flume]

raw dps doesnt mean shit, it can mean you played well or it can mean you played a max buff comp lol

[true beacon]

Makes ast look awful

[worn bluff]

raw dps isn't a good comparison bc if you have a bunch of raid buffs in your party you'll automatically do a lot more personal damage

[river sequoia]

Ah

So u looking for r dps?

Then?

[worn bluff]

it's tricky because none of the metrics are perfect

[proper cave]

You kind of have to look at all four

[river sequoia]

😭

Okay

Sorry new to all this logging shit so

What is parse %?

[proper cave]

Barse

[worn bluff]

for example as a warrior, you have no raid buff, so whether you line up your burst window with everyone else doesn't show up in your rdps

[proper cave]

It’s how that log compares to everyone else

[jolly flume]

it's your percentile ranking against everyone who has cleared that fight on that job

[river sequoia]

So

[proper cave]

A 15 means 85% of all logs did better than you

[river sequoia]

Ahhh okay

[worn bluff]

tbh the most important thing for you to improve at this stage is to plug the log into xivanalysis and follow the tips there

[dull drum]

that percentile doesnt matter btw unless you cleared the fight so i wouldnt mind it for prog logs really

[worn bluff]

that's more important than the number while you're learning

[dapper zealot]

I'm very curious to see what your xivanalysis looks like

[river sequoia]

trying to find it

lol

[dapper zealot]

It's a website

[tall ore]

If you wipe at the right time you can easily get a 100 while still making mistakes cause you can’t compare a wipe parse to a clear parse

[river sequoia]

Im still learning sam so

Just using a doom train prog as learning the job

[worn bluff]

yeah so basically what you do is try and follow the tips they give you, and your goal is to have xivanalysis yell at you less

[river sequoia]

Since cleared it already

[proper cave]

Missed tendies

[river sequoia]

Also this

[stray forge]

im so itchy

[river sequoia]

So for GCD uptime i know it means to keep gcd's rolling basically

[worn bluff]

the first one is usually the most important by far. GCD uptime

[river sequoia]

So I missed 8.74s

If I didnt miss

would that GCD uptime be 100%?

Or

[amber fable]

Assuming you didn't clip and kept rolling gcds

[river sequoia]

CliP/

Well I did die once

I think

No i didnt

No death on this pull

[amber fable]

Whats the fight anyway

[river sequoia]

doom train

[amber fable]

8.74 sec of clip wont lead to significant uptime loss

Its like 3.5 gcd

[river sequoia]

Maybe this

?

[amber fable]

Whats the actual uptime anyway

Its combination of things

[dapper zealot]

75

[amber fable]

Hmm..you need to roll your gcds more

[tall ore]

This is an 86 parse on PLD it still gets mad at me for uptime lmao

[amber fable]

Those error arent the big contributor

[jolly flume]

that is significant uptime loss, like that's already really fucking bad

but it's like

less important than just rolling the gcd even when you're not weaving

[tall ore]

I don’t think it takes into account forced downtime but you still can get a lot more uptime

[jolly flume]

for most modern fights it's able to strip downtime from the log

[remote gate]

don't take this in a wrong way but why did you use arms length and then enpi? arms length lets you stay in melee distance for a good part of doomtrain and you can even use it to ignore the knockbacks even on the uncomfy patterns for car2

[terse zodiac]

it takes away the long downtime on doomtrain but maybe not the micro downtimes

[amber fable]

75% uptime means you stopped pressing your gcds

For fair amount of time

[stray forge]

take it the wrong way

[river sequoia]

idk

That was my 2nd time

playing samuari

[dapper zealot]

Even if it doesn't account for minor down time, surely it would be some measly %

[river sequoia]

ever so

[amber fable]

See the timeline

At bottom

It shows when you didnt press your gcds

[jolly flume]

it does also strip out minor downtime

I'm pretty sure fflogs already processes the log as such anyways

[remote gate]

malefic gaming 😎

[amber fable]

You see those gaps

[river sequoia]

Yeah

[amber fable]

Thats when you didn't pressed gcds

[river sequoia]

but that was during a mechanic I felt

Idk

[jolly flume]

you can and should hit the boss during mechanics

when it says always be casting that always is completely unconditionanl

[river sequoia]

Greeding tho?

[amber fable]

Press enpi

[jolly flume]

that's not greeding

[amber fable]

If needed

[jolly flume]

and even if you need to move out of melee range

throw an enpi

[dapper zealot]

If you have to move away that's fine. That's why you have a ranged attack

[jolly flume]

some damage is better than none

[dapper zealot]

1dps is better than 0

[river sequoia]

Yeah I used enpi a lot

for range

During the turret phase

[remote gate]

or for when train knocks you back you can arms length to keep uptime provided that you have a safe spot

[jolly flume]

you can also hold a tsubame charge because it's longer range than your typical melee range skills

to avoid having to throw that enpi

[stray forge]

wat if ur a reaper

:^)

[jolly flume]

play a better job

also just cast your stupid little harpe lol

[remote gate]

play a different job

[stray forge]

[terse zodiac]

for doomtrain? harvest moon

[amber fable]

Egress

Harpe

Ingress

[remote gate]

cant you do that shit when you put your weapon down and it has like a 4 second cast when train is busy smashing a car

as rpr

[terse zodiac]

yes

[stray forge]

I do do that

[remote gate]

idk the name of it because I dont play rpr

[stray forge]

Soulsow

[remote gate]

yeah that

[dull drum]

just put the vuln up in the bag 🥀

[jolly flume]

that too tbh

[remote gate]

damage down 🥀

[jolly flume]

sam can pretty easily just eat a vuln with 3rd eye and be fine

[dull drum]

doomtrain doesnt give dd

[remote gate]

does anything in train give dd

[amber fable]

Ex dont

No

[stray forge]

yeah but also who the hell cares about train parse

[dull drum]

slade skywalker

[jolly flume]

me

[stray forge]

who even is that

besides teen titans villain

x star wars

[amber fable]

Slade wilson

Not skywalker

[stray forge]

.

[dapper zealot]

Formerly Slade Palpatine

[jolly flume]

I dont even want to parse this tier tbh

just kill the boss so I can go back to endfield

[dapper zealot]

Get back into the parse mines

[remote gate]

ive accepted the fact that im dogshit and won't ever get better than a green 🥀

[stray forge]

We need to study the effects of gacha games on the brains of ppl under 25

[zealous meteor]

ive accepted the fact that i'm shit and won't clear m9s until they add echo

[remote gate]

but im still proud i cleared 9s week 1 with my dogshit abilities

[stray forge]

I thought you cleared 9 already

[dull drum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/s/E40NZDF6Xb

[tall ore]

Can’t buy a house so might as well gamba on anime girls

[dull drum]

“you have full uptime”

bro if you lose uptime during rep 1

[zealous meteor]

i did not

[dull drum]

you need to be studied

[zealous meteor]

closest ive gotten is like 4%

honestly i'm still scared of pf and it's super annoying to have to travel to aether at noon

[remote gate]

im still proud of you for taking our advice and improving your play a lot sam

idk anything about shield healing but you seriously put in the effort

[zealous meteor]

[stray forge]

I thought you were European why do you play on aether

[jolly flume]

it's not even the gacha I gaf about in this game

[stray forge]

Is it bc u like us

[jolly flume]

I've just self diagnosed with factory autism

[zealous meteor]

well ackshualy i play on dynamis

[stray forge]

[zealous meteor]

but i play on NA because all my friends are on NA

[stray forge]

[dull drum]

damn cooly hides their tomestone now

[jolly flume]

OP, I implore you to shut the fuck up

[dull drum]

[stray forge]

You guys bullied him too much….

Mean…

[dull drum]

honestly i feel like people just spew out shit without actually thinking about it

like how do you lose uptime on rep 1 as melee

how

[remote gate]

rpr players amirite chat

[dull drum]

mch players locked out of m11s

sad but true

[zealous meteor]

i am BEGGING pf players to use the soggy biscuit strat

[stray forge]

Sounds British

So no

[dull drum]

their fflogs too

💀💀💀

[clear plume]

Stop caring guys

You’re actually acting like a toxic ex over somebody from a random discord

[proper cave]

Is pretty bad. Reaction from some random about a game that decided it was better to remove its gacha elements.

[dull drum]

DNA?

[proper cave]

Ye lol

[dull drum]

figured

[stray forge]

D.N. angel

[tall ore]

That can’t be a real human with a brain

[dull drum]

i think the only one ive heard make waves is banana codex rep 2 or whatever

[tall ore]

At least if they’re being serious

[rapid whale]

are they saying the appeal of a gacha is that you cant get the content

thats kinda wild

[clear plume]

I mean

[zealous meteor]

the appeal of gacha is gambling

[dull drum]

well no they’re saying whats the point if its handed out

[stray forge]

It’s the gambling

[dull drum]

when they cant gamble for it

yeah

[clear plume]

I guess the feeling of being in an exclusive club of owning the units?

[rapid whale]

i cant believe final fantasy 7 just gave me yuffie instead oh my god what a shit game

[clear plume]

They’ve “won” where others lose bc they pulled it

[tall ore]

Why would I want thing for free when I can pay money for thing

[clear plume]

I think ffxiv should do gacha rolls for what jobs you can play

That would be based

[worn bluff]

it’s wild bc the multiplayer is so undercooked in most of these games that you are basically always playing a single player game anyways

[jolly flume]

it lands on white mage wyd

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-uninstal-halo-game-app-gif-25775026

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steam-uninstal

[clear plume]

Idk when I was into gacha it was for either games that had challenging content that took actual prog time to beat (brave frontier) or had heavily defined PvP/gvg (blood brothers way back when, and ffbe wotv)

[clear plume]

Roll again?

[rapid whale]

look at this whale

[jolly flume]

rerolling ffxiv service accounts until I get a good and fun job as my starter (the odds are 4/21)

[zealous meteor]

people just use the endgame modes to flex on others
"oh i can 0 cycle" or "oh i can 36 star without even caring about my rotation"

[clear plume]

I’ve never once rerolled an account which is funny bc I do it in Pokémon games for starter natures every time

[zealous meteor]

what are the fun options

[stray forge]

Pranged

[zealous meteor]

but that's 3

[stray forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441502195379077170/1457119395099967736/1251953086864560219.gif

[clear plume]

War whm mch smn clearly

[worn bluff]

i mostly just run around in the overworld so having a meta build is useless for me

carlotta button mash

[jolly flume]

sch mch sam mnk

[zealous meteor]

oh i thought you liked ast

[jolly flume]

it's alright

[stray forge]

Ding dong

[jolly flume]

doesn't exactly make me go

it's just notably less dogshit than its role counterpart

[thin fox]

oh my god bruh

how is there MORE cool mint crayola shit on my tl

[jolly flume]

is there ever not cmc drama

[stray forge]

What the hell is crayola drama

Ppl out here making drama about everything 🥀

[thin fox]

[nodding] cmc is the uwu wk

he's apparently just going around /tell-ing random pfs to bitch about the parses of the people in their reclear parties

[jolly flume]

hes done a lot worse than just parse monkeying

lol

[clear plume]

Some Mfs cannot be trusted with pf radar

[thin fox]

cmc can't be trusted with an account brother

[sly basin]

what is pf radar?

[clear plume]

Yesterday my static was asked to help a members friend who’s “had it with pf” and after like 3 pulls of 11 with them I said it to his face that the mf is the reason they’re .1 enraging

[thin fox]

lets you see tomestone of people in a pf before you join it

[clear plume]

Cn plug-in that shows u peoples names fflogs and tomestone prog before you join a party even

[thin fox]

i can show what it looks like let me log on rq

[sly basin]

oh interesting, thats kinda neat

[vestal hollow]

i feel like pfradar is gonna get C&D'd

no way it doesnt

[clear plume]

It’s nice, saves me time

[sly basin]

i can see how it could be misused

[clear plume]

The fact it’s Chinese means gl with that

[sly basin]

but the idea is cool

[jolly flume]

taps the sign 95% of the people who complain about pf are no better or actively worse than pf

[thin fox]

shows this basically

[clear plume]

U haven’t set up the fflogs api hook either

[thin fox]

too lazy

i only wanted this for tomestone anyway

[jolly flume]

it takes ten seconds to generate an api key

[vestal hollow]

tomestone is honestly all you need

[jolly flume]

then you can dodge all the parties that are 7x people with greys

[vestal hollow]

i just want prog %'s

[thin fox]

i need the greys for pad

[clear plume]

For reclears knowing who actually cleared and who was carried

[stray forge]

Im grays

[clear plume]

Is p useful

[jolly flume]

it was so great in fru last patch

[thin fox]

i need m11 holders so i can get my 10m burst in ty

[jolly flume]

open party

6/8 grey median

close party

[clear plume]

Tbf I think I have a grey fru median

Bc I hold

[thin fox]

if you open a healer's fru logs and see an above grey median u blacklist them

[jolly flume]

yeah but it's pretty easy to tell when their median and best are both countable on my fingers

[sly basin]

rizz khalifa is a great name

[thin fox]

thats a fat greedy healer

[jolly flume]

plus I c41'd some of these mfs so I know if I should dodge them or not

[sly basin]

my parses are bad because i am so horrible at remembering 2nd/3rd pot window

tho i rlly only do chaotic/unreal/ex

[thin fox]

just saw a crazy screenshot of a pf

[stray forge]

is chiyo a fat greedy healer

[vestal hollow]

the fuck lmao

[valid solar]

cringe

[thin fox]

780 prog

[stray forge]

damn i guess i cant join

[sly basin]

they dont want to hear funny train sounds

[jolly flume]

yeah sorry

im like

morbidly obese

[terse zodiac]

thats not really an outlandish request to expect tome weapon on week 7

[thin fox]

mhmhfff full of coleslaw 🫃

[jolly flume]

...

[vestal hollow]

chiyo

[stray forge]

oh yeah

[thin fox]

if you need 780 + full tome weapon party to clear door boss you are #cooked

[clear plume]

Tome weapon do be free by now, but I also feel pretty confident if ur purple parsing with train weapon he’s not about to boot you

[stray forge]

jesus i forgot he has a thing for coleslaw

[visual geyser]

theres 2 600 steps right

[jolly flume]

lot of tome weapon buyers need it to fix their shit damage

[visual geyser]

100/200/300/600/600 right?

[thin fox]

100 -> 200 -> 300 -> 600

1200 total

[tulip wraith]

just 1200

[tall ore]

Only 1 600

[visual geyser]

oh?

im on the last 600 then

that wasnt too bad lol

[thin fox]

the only fucking loot i won from the raid tier this week was PASTE

[tulip wraith]

also that doesnt even equal 2600 lol

[clear plume]

Baby parsers r so cute sometimes

[thin fox]

i guess i go farm oc

i still need to level phantom jobs anyway

[clear plume]

(What he’s cooking instead)

[visual geyser]

Reaper is so cool

[dull drum]

im also a #hectornation

[visual geyser]

why does it have to suck

[worn bluff]

watching streamer say the party really needs to follow a mit sheet for M12 when they're literally one of the supports freestyling all their mits and not changing anything

[stray forge]

I mean

[tall ore]

Is it the uptime stuff that screws rpr? Idk why it’s so bad

[stray forge]

if they are freestyling all of their mits

they know for sure they need a mit sheet

[worn bluff]

they used wings on 2 people in splattershed

[stray forge]

[worn bluff]

every single pull

the way they were talking it was like "wow everyone else needs to figure this out"

i think they just weren't aware that they have the ability to help too

[dull drum]

still has to mark in the big 2026 and whole other slew of problems

3% arcane circle

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-minions-popcorn-day-laugh-gif-5026739

[tall ore]

Yeah mark is kinda a cringe button to press

[worn bluff]

people will defend it like "double enshroud literally wouldn't work without it" as if the other parts of the kit couldn't be reworked too

[tall ore]

It’s like a more annoying storms eye

[worn bluff]

i mean i used to play RPR so DD is pretty natural to me, but i wouldn't say it's engaging or anything

it's just an extra button you press sometimes

[jolly flume]

it's just weird because it's completely disjoint from any other part of the kit

[tall ore]

Does it even give gauge?

[worn bluff]

it's even less engaging now because they changed the rotation where it no longer gets refreshed right before wearing off for 2 min burst

[terse zodiac]

i always find that argument weird

like picto is a really well designed job imo but it is 4 completely disjoint systems

that doesn't make it bad

[jolly flume]

4 systems that actually do something

what is death's design

[worn bluff]

you used to have DD and arcane circle timer almost the same going into double enshroud but now it's +30 and you don't really have to think as much

it's comfier but RPR was already comfy

[remote gate]

https://youtu.be/skjrkVroN74?si=l6CLfo73ON5BJmxT

[worn bluff]

wait my queue # went up for roulette

i didn't know that can happen

[remote gate]

YEW SHOULD NO I 'AVE A SHORT FUZE

[worn bluff]

does yoshi P hate me

[remote gate]

yes

[clear plume]

yes

[rapid whale]

racism

[loud nymph]

No lmao

[craggy marsh]

Tfw someone wipes the party multiple times bc they greeding and then when you clear they have a grey anyways

if you get a grey even while greeding then maybe your greed isn't needed

[random needle]

mb

[sick dirge]

but my uptime

[random needle]

If you parsed a grey, your uptime was probably dog anyways

[wicked delta]

Goat activity

[remote gate]

sorry mango it will happen again

[worn bluff]

0M lootmaster C41

[tall ore]

0M if we see enrage

[rapid whale]

lol

[untold oyster]

why do i see ranged players on twitter dot com get mad over fixed stampede in m11

isnt it just free uptime

[rapid whale]

diff than what they used to so madge

if they learned it that way to begin with they would have gotten mad at the currently std way

[echo ibex]

The meele anti bias is real

[untold oyster]

i get casters not liking it

but phys ranged that dont lose ANYTHING for doing it

come on

[dull drum]

mb.

[random needle]

I've kinda come around on fixed stampede

On the one hand, I'm bothered that it feels like melees continue to be coddled for uptime, but it also means that there's fixed positions for two way fireball, which I imagine has absolutely shattered an otherwise clean pull before

[echo ibex]

Their 2 braincells

But yeah crying for meele uptime specifically on this tier is silly lol

[rapid whale]

the melee uptime memes this tier are mostly a self report more than anything imho

[untold oyster]

i get the tether every time because im a tank but i think its silly that people are mad over an uptime strat like that

[echo ibex]

Coddled for uptime when m11 requires you to greed(or at least in first weeks) in order to more properly make it, and in fights like 9 and 10 there's a shit ton of downtime where we really cannot do much

My logs for 10 have at least 10 spears thrown on drg

[rapid whale]

most of the melee players i know find it fun rather than annoying

for reference yoyo is a 99 parsing drg

[echo ibex]

meow

[random needle]

I will admit that I'm biased by getting genuine brainlets in m9, by a lot

For something like 11 with a genuine DPS check, it does make sense to get as much time as you can, but when you've watched the same melee blow up in bats and make out with buzzsaws 3 pulls in a row, it gets to a point

[echo ibex]

Kinda wanted to see the slander if there was going to be any

[echo ibex]

Nah 9 is such a pvp fiesta even we get mad

[wicked delta]

yoyo is too cute to be slandered fr

[echo ibex]

Wha-

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/do-not-take-the-bait-dont-fall-for-it

[echo ibex]

You may like this btw

[wicked delta]

very cute artwork

[true beacon]

Well then

https://youtu.be/dJxj2D3Wjmc?si=q2gz6pSOjeBsFcRR

[rapid whale]

help i'm getting turbo tax ads where they are copying kpop demon hunters

[random needle]

One time I had someone screw up aetherletting like 3 times in a row, and I got so annoyed I started pretending I was a melee during the mechanic (for reference, I'm BLMing this tier) to see if it was actually hard (it wasn't)

That said, I wish I could have a melee geared to try some of these fights on that, it seems like it'd be an interesting challenge on 10 for sure

[rapid whale]

good thing tiers last like 40 weeks

plenty of time for you to try later

[untold oyster]

i should do my taxes instead of waiting for the day before the deadline like last year

[echo ibex]

The main issue is that in theory there's a prio/order but no one ends up respecting it without being a mess

Like meeles in theory go in first but then there are bats aoes but woops boss is dragging the boss anyways so someone ends up loosing uptime or having to force range or more often than not

Clipping each other

pvp mech

[untold oyster]

use living dead gapclose in

good luck everyone else!!!

[wicked delta]

beast mode

[echo ibex]

Honestly don't know why tanks don't just invuln and pop it together

[tall ore]

I found out the aoe goes where you gap close to the hard way

[rapid whale]

ChaRRlleses

sorry your name reminded me of a cat from youtube

[tall ore]

I thought it would go where the circle is when I gap close not into the middle

[rapid whale]

yeah i dont think theres any strat that gets all 4 melee 100% uptime on stomps

[tall ore]

I’d tell my co tank to do it but he needs invuln for 2nd adds

Even if there were no other players it’d be hard to get full uptime on the mech

[stray forge]

the melee uptime strat in question:

Pls walk CW after the mechanic

[echo ibex]

Bruh

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fast-pet-kitten-cat-pet-pet-cat-gif-25030970

good kibby

[random needle]

Me when I walk into 2 buzzsaws every time I'm taking a tower

[tall ore]

That’s what actually happens lmao

[random needle]

Can you tell them to not do that

[tulip wraith]

[dapper zealot]

I'll touch the godamn buzzsaws and you can't stop me

[wicked delta]

[echo ibex]

Have another one funnily enough

[rapid whale]

how many more ppl would eat buzz saws do you think pplw ould eat if she verbally abused you for eating it

[dapper zealot]

post

[dapper zealot]

yes

[rapid whale]

that was certainly a sentence brain

[wicked delta]

id eat buzzsaws all day if i got verbally abused by a hot woman

hot man is acceptable too

[echo ibex]

Weren't you gay

[stray forge]

I can verbally abuse you

hop in vc

[rapid whale]

but ya imagine if she like, called you a pig for eating a buzz saw

[wicked delta]

i specified hot

[dapper zealot]

verbally abused by tyrant when you get hit by trophy weapons

[wicked delta]

verbal abuse doesnt know gender

[stray forge]

u dont even know what I look like

[wicked delta]

and lets keep it that way

[echo ibex]

Hmm

[stray forge]

ur loss dutch boi

[echo ibex]

Have 2 more coms thought with this artstyle if artist down for it

[wicked delta]

i need to draw but im a lazy fucking chud

[stray forge]

is that what ur studying

do u go to utrecht

[echo ibex]

You still owe me one

[wicked delta]

for what

[dapper zealot]

gay kibby

[wicked delta]

i dont remember promising you anything

[echo ibex]

Ayo

[wicked delta]

also yes im an art student but i also do commission work

[echo ibex]

LIES

[wicked delta]

i got all my comms done for this month finally

so im just kinda doing whatever

[zealous meteor]

can you draw my wol? this is what she looks like: 🥔

[wicked delta]

pay me

[echo ibex]

I can do gil

[zealous meteor]

i can give you a blobcat plushie does that count

[dapper zealot]

there

[wicked delta]

50 million gil or its a no

[zealous meteor]

:(

[wicked delta]

i could go for mashed potatoes rn

im so fucking scared

[echo ibex]

Sure

I've done 60 mil in the past 2 days so

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

gulp

[echo ibex]

Anyways full body right

[wicked delta]

this shit is so ass

[random needle]

Are... Are you allowed to post gore?

[wicked delta]

e couple in my party

[zealous meteor]

it could be worse

it could be A2

[zealous meteor]

no

that's gore. gore of my wol

[echo ibex]

mb

[boreal pumice]

run

[vestal hollow]

me tooo

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

they were fighting for their life to rip aggro from each other that was kinda funny

i dont feel like doing more mentor rouls today

im playing bg3

[echo ibex]

Anything but but drawing me

[rapid whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-lied-to-me-im-impressed-im-glad-youre-pleased

[dapper zealot]

commission for big bandonkas

[wicked delta]

i couldnt possibly capture your beauty on canvas

its not you, its me

[echo ibex]

You could try

[wicked delta]

one day ill be worthy of drawing your likeness but today is not that day

[echo ibex]

[river sequoia]

Progging m10s wooo

[fierce matrix]

Draw zenos pregnant

[whole estuary]

and then draw him giving birth

[olive hearth]

im melting

[thin fox]

i've barely done progress on this still

i think i'm at like

60?

[shy obsidian]

i'm already on the second stage...

[shy obsidian]

soooooooooo whaddya do? Doomtrain?

[thin fox]

i'm just doing OC because i still have shit to do there

gives me an excuse to level phantom jobs

[shy obsidian]

maybe I should hop back onto the Doomtrain...

[thin fox]

its so shit that only CEs count though

why dont the regular FATEs count

[shy obsidian]

i still need the wings

[olive hearth]

leveling roulette

[vestal hollow]

bc se hates fun

[shy obsidian]

literally just that over and over and over and... over?

[thin fox]

idk i feel like OC has been a huge miss compared to Bozja

[olive hearth]

yeah

i go down to 0ilevel and put on gear once im in

ARR dungeons only

[boreal pumice]

some peps are ilvl cheesing it

[thin fox]

i like what's there in OC but it's just not enough

[jolly flume]

I think I need to get some sleep bruh I just poured like two tablespoons of vinegar into my pan instead of oil

[trim frost]

absolutely fucking not

[thin fox]

white people spice

[boreal pumice]

are you ok?

[vestal hollow]

oc overcorrected too far into requiring you to go outside for relic steps

[shy obsidian]

like in uh... what way?

[jolly flume]

key ingredient in coleslaw, even

[trim frost]

ifrit

normal

[boreal pumice]

remeber how CT worked in ew?

[thin fox]

premade of 3 players, 1 player equips level 1 weapon and nothing else, it puts you in ARR duties due to how ilvl calc works for roulette

if you play with a full stack of 4 it ignores ilvl and can give you any dungeon

so you want to do 3 players and not 4

[shy obsidian]

oh that sounds boring as SIN

[thin fox]

yeah but they're the quickest

[shy obsidian]

I'd rather suffer in Origenics...

[boreal pumice]

boring but fast

[thin fox]

esp if you get garuda/ifrit/titan normal

which die in like 2 minutes

1 origenics = like 7+ garudas

[shy obsidian]

idk i feel like I'd fall asleep without all my fancy buttons

[thin fox]

i mean yea this is the method for people who wanna be done asap

[boreal pumice]

ppl will always pick effiency even if its boring

[wicked delta]

I hate him

[trim frost]

draw me getting him pregnant

[shy obsidian]

wha

[wicked delta]

pick a better man to impregnate

[shy obsidian]

like Bakool Ja Ja i mean what

[thin fox]

@jolly flume @dull drum did you see this btw. this is the craziest finish i've ever seen https://www.twitch.tv/itrolledu/clip/BrainyStupidSoymilkPhilosoraptor-eIrpp7P0HQ5qSMfu

actual CHILLS

[jolly flume]

healers

bottom text

[thin fox]

also tengetsu diff

[trim frost]

:o

ok

[sly basin]

what plogon shows price on object...

[boreal pumice]

the golds have duds in them

allagan market?

[spice path]

the ancient records are a total scam.

[vestal hollow]

facer mount drops from gold

my first gold was an ufiti whistle

[boreal pumice]

easily huge scam i did 58 of em no golds , no new items /already had everything

[vestal hollow]

skill issue

[jolly flume]

this game has ruined me

I just heard someone say I didn't have a choice and I nearly said never let the opps win

[river sequoia]

It is reportable right if someone sends you tells trash talking about your logs?

[spice path]

cant even sell the items because the markets tanked on everything.

[boreal pumice]

gold is 5% least according to the wiki , 2 repeat mounts from the firament , another hairstyle from firament ... (sense a pattern here) and controlled chaos which i want to eureka pyros , only mount and emote is new

[spice path]

rewards are almost all just reskins too. like.. if this is what they mean by increased rewards, i dont want it lol

[trim frost]

lowkey bronze is actually kinda worth because chance for materia

and hq food/pots for some reason

[boreal pumice]

its stupid to put firament rewards in a place your already crafting/gathering just go to the bloody firament for it

[sinful brook]

It is if it's clearly indicating some sort of talk about logging in game but also probably worth it to see if you're really that bad lol

[whole estuary]

North Horn will kill Calfskin Rider

I can feel it in my ears!!!!!

[river sequoia]

I mean i get that, but same time trash talking about someones logs

He basically sent "why only your clears public not ur progs cuz ur parses are shit"

Basically told him non of his business and blocked him

👍

[boreal pumice]

kin kin , pt already did

[whole estuary]

I feel like it was a 25% kill instead of 95% drop

[boreal pumice]

floors 1-30 sacks can have calfskin pieces in it + gay anden mount , oddly the easiest floors have the best loot

[sinful brook]

Yeah that's pretty reportable

But also they might be a moron idk

[boreal pumice]

?

[river sequoia]

hmm

[whole estuary]

the pieces are still sitting comfortably over 500K gil, so semi rare

[boreal pumice]

i farmed the anden mount myself and only got the jacket did a fair few runs for it

[finite plank]

why is the sge using prognosis

[jolly flume]

cuz if your gcd lines up wrong with the damage you're just gonna overwrite your shield and get 100p effective healing out of the eprog cast

[midnight furnace]

Damn finally got all 6 demiatma only to discover i need 3 of each...

[shy obsidian]

PFFT

[jolly flume]

raw prognosis is ass but sometimes it's your only option

[midnight furnace]

💀

[finite plank]

the whm glared when lilybell will run out instead of... cure 3 and i assume lillies are out

[river sequoia]

FELT

[finite plank]

minne also came out late

[midnight furnace]

Felt?

[jolly flume]

never trust a white mage

[tough gorge]

ngl if you got hidden tome and you don't provide evidence of you actually reaching that prog point when asked, I'm just gonna kick you ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I do agree whoever pm'd you that was a moron but like
you've got no reason to be hiding logs and prog % as a raider

you're gonna end up getting a shit parse here and there no matter what

[slender lichen]

hiding prog is a red flag

[tough gorge]

some days will just be bad

[river sequoia]

Wdym

[slender lichen]

people don't know how far you've gotten so they don't know if you're lying

passport checking is a thing here

[jolly flume]

people don't hide shit unless they've got something to be ashamed of

very obvious red flag

[river sequoia]

New to progging so

[tough gorge]

hiding logs and/or tomestone screams insecurity to me

[river sequoia]

ig i didnt know that

cool

[jolly flume]

i'd legit rather see straight greys than hidden

[sinful brook]

Grays aren't anything to be ashamed of tbh

[slender lichen]

^

[sinful brook]

Just get gooder

[river sequoia]

So

just unhide

[slender lichen]

yes

[river sequoia]

all the private

or

[jolly flume]

i'd advise that yes

[river sequoia]

Private logs they dont see right?

[jolly flume]

ultimately it's your choice

[river sequoia]

Or