endgame-lounge

[jade nimbus]

Also those graffiti vfx looks great

[remote gate]

im sorry the boss is super scary when he has an axe i have to run away

[low hearth]

Behold the essence of martial mastery ⚔️🔥!

[remote gate]

show me your footwork 🦶

[thin fox]

oh my god bruh

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/akihiko-sanada-shinjiro-aragaki-shinjiro-shinji-akihiko-gif-11947378687646466957

[thin fox]

📣 WE WILL RISE! (YEAH) 📣 💥 THEY WILL BREAK! (YEAH) 💥 👑 WE WILL SEIZE 👑 ALL THAT WE CAN TAKE 🫴 😵 CLOSE YOUR EYES! (YEAH) 😵 🔒 HOLD YOUR SOUL! (YEAH) 🔒 🛑 CEASE YOUR FIGHT 🛑 TILL OUR DEEDS ARE DONE ⚖️ 👥 JOIN THE CROWD! (YEAH) 👥 ✨ LIFT YOUR SOUL! (YEAH) ✨ ❌ ALL THE RIGHTS YOU DOUBT ARE WRONG ❌ 🗣️ TELL ME YES! (YEAH) 🗣️ 🧠 JUST BELIEVE! (YEAH) 🧠 🚫 DON’T DEFY MY AUTHORITY 🚫 🔥 BURN TO ASHES 🔥 IN YOUR STRUGGLE ☠️ 📜👑 BY ROYAL DECREE 👑📜

[valid solar]

is shinsi that guy whose been trolling people by offering high LM prices to trick people into speedprogging them

[boreal pumice]

bungo its shinji

[valid solar]

that is not a j

[boreal pumice]

do you not know the congrats memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

[dapper zealot]

It clearly says shinra

[jade nimbus]

Is m11 like the meme this tier?

I barely heard anything about m12

[worn bluff]

shin4i

[valid solar]

thats because nobody in pf can do m11

not even I can do m11

[worn bluff]

i took a break from m11 today so i wouldn’t have to see that guy’s face and then i got m11 in roulette

[random needle]

DT fresh meat when confronted with an actual DPS check:

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-adventure-2-back-back-in-the-building-eggman-gif-17578619098878872054

[alpine plover]

deserved tbh

[random needle]

I'm still so miffed I enraged at like 2.3% last night to m9

I know we were double pranged, but the dancer died 4 times for no good reason

[boreal pumice]

double p range? drg blm smn dnc has pranged changed

[finite plank]

yep

smn is prange

xdd

[worn bluff]

looks like double prange to me

[random needle]

Yeah SMN is pranged

[finite plank]

the smn sucked, probably died

[random needle]

No, the SMN didn't die

[finite plank]

the tanks have 3-5k less damage than expected

[random needle]

They just couldn't press buttons

[low hearth]

Summoner should be doing like 34k yo

[tired egret]

Smh this Limit Break guy is a bum

Why the fuck is he allowed in these raids with such dps

[lapis token]

That limit break guy always has the shittiest uptime fr

[boreal pumice]

went over my head

[random needle]

(I have to use the tomestone graphics because the log is private)

[worn bluff]

i would just stay down at that point

you guys go on without me

[random needle]

We also enraged at 3% on a previous pull, both because the DNC died twice, and because I somehow inexplicably got marked for a tankbuster

Neither tank had died btw

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-khaiani-zoraal-ja-tank-buster-viper-gif-18142313080915650939

[low hearth]

Why’d they private the log 😭

[valid solar]

get me in there chief I beat everyone except the blm in rpds

wait is this the static of doom

good luck

[random needle]

No, that's disbanded

This was PF randies

[alpine plover]

what happens in logs...

[valid solar]

[random needle]

I need to keep a cooler head tonight and actually try more than one party

[random needle]

This has happened to me concerningly often

[valid solar]

I always remind tanks that first mech is tb so I dont get my parse griefed

[boreal pumice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-PpwdfTYV0

[valid solar]

only I get to grief my parse

[alpine plover]

i dont need any help

[random needle]

Maybe both tanks should stance prepull and OT shirks as part of their opener

[alpine plover]

i do that

but i shirk at the end of burst

[low hearth]

same

[valid solar]

if OT isnt shirking on cd I dont want to be in the party

[alpine plover]

can faloop not huntrtrain when i'm not home

[random needle]

But like

The most bewildering thing about the TB death is that it wasn't at the start of the fight

It was nine minutes in

[alpine plover]

honestly if i need to shirk more than once, unless tank death, there's a problem

everything is solved by provoke

[random needle]

I can only assume one of the tanks turned off stance in SS2 or something and then just... forgot??

[low hearth]

Misclicked stance off

[random needle]

What in the hell

[loud nymph]

is uh

is that DRK only turning stance on for the TBs

and then immediately turning it back off

[random needle]

This is from the pull where I exploded, lemme check the other enrage

Um...

[loud nymph]

what the fuck

[boreal pumice]

what the honk

[valid solar]

What am I looking at here

Is this buff upyime

[boreal pumice]

the grit

[loud nymph]

yes

DRK is turning grit off

[valid solar]

Peak

[loud nymph]

after the TB in the opener

I will never understand pf creatures

[random needle]

And I guess he assumed that he'd have enough aggro for the rest of the fight

Well guess what bitch

[boreal pumice]

if i see i overaggro i just turn the stance off for abit shirk an let the other guy get then turn it back its that shrimple

[random needle]

Yeah exactly, just stance dance that shiz

Don't just... leave it off for the whole fight

[loud nymph]

especially because like

if they die (which is not, like, outside the realm of possibility) it's yet another thing they need to remember to do after getting rezzed

a lot of tanks can't even remember to voke after a rez

[random needle]

I think the tanks were reasonably solid mechanically? I don't remember them falling over a lot

[loud nymph]

let alone also turn stance back on

[low hearth]

mb

[loud nymph]

and then turn it back off I guess

[boreal pumice]

then get the fuck outta savage

[worn bluff]

basically required for m11 or within like the first 2 GCDs unless you want annoying weaves

[random needle]

I need to not get in a double pranged party again tonight

[worn bluff]

i stance on first GCD then shirk as the tb goes off

for both m9 and m11

[random needle]

Fake meleeing is actually so easy in the fights I've done it on 😭

Which I think has been cob, train ex, and m9

[valid solar]

dont tell melee players but they always get the easiest positions in mechs

[boreal pumice]

fake melee is easy because you arent dashiing in like a clown and ded

[random needle]

Truth nuke

[low hearth]

Yea melee is easiest role

[alpine plover]

Never meleed

[zealous meteor]

idk i'm a fan of how healer means i always get the easiest positions

[alpine plover]

Caster and healer get those usually

[zealous meteor]

light party stack? spread? pair? doesn't matter, always the same spot

[alpine plover]

Light party and the melee not even looking at the mechanic and just defaulting to the healer's position

[pine holly]

Ewww. Just shirk.

[dapper zealot]

Might as well start fake tanking at this point too

[random needle]

Get Yoshi-P on the horn and tell him to buff Manaward by 100x

[stray forge]

I’m fake prange

Aka viper

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-raid-physical-ranged-bard-machinist-gif-11040853317175085372

[alpine plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1450335344238002399/1460850143711596575/reverse.gif

[jolly flume]

[valid solar]

[remote gate]

last night a friend was reviewing a log of a pranged player and he said theres literally no reason to not have 100% uptime and you need to develop carpal tunnel to parse well lol

[clear plume]

There are reasons to not, specifically holding your gcd on dnc for alignment comes to mind

That brings you down to about a 98.5%ish uptime

[true beacon]

https://imgur.com/Nm1mC3L

[remote gate]

what if i told you that it was an mch

[random needle]

I think the opps might be winning with this one

[valid solar]

gcd rollback exists

[clear plume]

Depends how bad, in a fight with disappearing bosses id still expect 98-99% being fine

[valid solar]

when is fanfest again

[jolly flume]

april

[valid solar]

I cant wait to try and guess the new jobs again and be completely wrong

corsair

[true beacon]

This is just one of my favorite gifs I’ve made

[jolly flume]

I can't wait to have another prange in the game

just so I can never play it

[valid solar]

please be an actual gunner job

[dapper zealot]

Chiyo prange arc

[valid solar]

those who know

[random needle]

Considering that Machinist is more of the "go go gadget" job than the straight up gun job, something that's more directly gunner might be neat

[valid solar]

go go gadget rdps reducer

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-yuna-final-fantasyx2-gun-gif-17501846

[stray forge]

Jokes on you I developed carpel tunnel long ago (outlaw rogue)

[lyric summit]

shb ruined mch

it already was a gunner

[valid solar]

corsairs in ffxi had a gun and a set of dice

[lyric summit]

bring back ammo gauge

[stray forge]

Wait a second….

That sounds like outlaw rogue

[valid solar]

mch was ruined in hw I fear

[jolly flume]

the last time machinist was good I wasn't a sentient human being yet

[valid solar]

true

[lyric summit]

it was fun in hw and sb

[stray forge]

That’s before my time

But also

Classes were fun in those patches? Didn’t you have like a total of 8 skills or something

[lyric summit]

no, that's Now

[random needle]

You had more buttons but all of them were Life Surge /s

[valid solar]

whenever they add new skills, they remove old ones so the total number doesnt change

[lyric summit]

there was more job complexity than encounter complexity, now they turned it around and you have Summoner

[stray forge]

Certified drg moment

[jolly flume]

summoner is an insult to the playerbase's intelligence

[stray forge]

That’s not very cool

[jolly flume]

then again most people are pretty stupid

[stray forge]

What the hell

What did they even add in dt for drg

[jolly flume]

starcross, rise of the dragon, drakesbane as a replacement, winged glide as a replacement

[jolly flume]

they deleted dragon sight 🥀

[stray forge]

Wasn’t rise of the dragon something else before

So it’s a net neutral

[valid solar]

didnt they remove dragon sight in EW

[jolly flume]

no

[valid solar]

tbh they couldve kept dragon sight if they made it work like DP

[jolly flume]

they also deleted two nastrond charges to make room lol

[valid solar]

perm buff that goes active for both players when you get life of the dragon

[worn bluff]

the writing was on the wall when they abandoned hilda in MSQ

[stray forge]

Who da heck is Hilda

[worn bluff]

[valid solar]

go back and replay hw

[jolly flume]

eye was fine the way it was before

[worn bluff]

the only thing we have left of her is her hair

[amber fable]

Dragon sight buff was basically made into lotd buff

[valid solar]

you arent allowed to forget her

[jolly flume]

dps players when you ask them to target one ally every two minutes

[stray forge]

What

Why would I target an ally

I would just make a focus target and macro

[valid solar]

dawg I can hardly target one enemy every 2 minutes

[amber fable]

Targeting healer

To spite party

[jolly flume]

because you'd hardly want to tether someone who died before 2s

re focus targeting is more effort than it's worth

[worn bluff]

so it was YOU in my m9s reclear

[stray forge]

Fine just make a mouseover

[jolly flume]

my life for actually good vanilla mouseover in this game

[amber fable]

You could just make it so it targeted focus target only

[stray forge]

We just went over that avx

Get with the program

[worn bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-gif-9689736898844440650

me writing a macro in FF

[amber fable]

You mean yolo target....

[stray forge]

Wait.3 is still the funniest shit ever to me

[lyric summit]

i dont understand the need for mouseover

[stray forge]

Like seriously

[lyric summit]

in this game

[amber fable]

Mouseover is good bruh

[worn bluff]

i use mouseover for short mit

and cover

[stray forge]

My blm tele is a mouseover

[lyric summit]

is your hand eye so slow that you cant click the target and tab back

[amber fable]

The fact the game dont have it by default

[jolly flume]

I mean obviously you could click on everyone and tab back

[amber fable]

Sucks

[jolly flume]

but why would you want to

[amber fable]

Yes

[jolly flume]

I could walk three hours to class every day

[stray forge]

Why would I do something worse

[amber fable]

I am disabled sorry to say

[jolly flume]

but I'd take the train because it's easier

lol

[dapper zealot]

If we can have a million sword jobs we can have two gun jobs

[worn bluff]

idk maybe it’s a me problem but i can’t click and target back in a double weave

[amber fable]

I don't wanna

I can but I wont

[stray forge]

My favorite activity is clicking on people in frontlines

[jolly flume]

the tab targeting in this game is so dogshit

[amber fable]

Enemy list clicking is better

[stray forge]

I just

[jolly flume]

it doesn't even select the thing closest to the center of the screen

[amber fable]

Than tab target shit

[stray forge]

Target the closest to me

[jolly flume]

it selects the thing closest to the center of the screen on the right hemisphere

like

lol?

[stray forge]

And then my mouse scroll is the tab targeting

Works okay ig

[jolly flume]

like if you try with a pack in a dungeon with one mob on the left half of your screen

it will never target that first

[worn bluff]

i face my camera away from the arena for fru intermission crystals spawning bc sometimes it catches dark crystal instead if they’re on screen

but idk if they spawn first?

[dapper zealot]

Clicking on someone to heal then tab back to boss. Only realise I haven't targeted them at all and wasted like 3 gcds

[wicked delta]

Consider that most players stink and I dont wanna look at them more than I have to

[jolly flume]

you play dancer

your job is literally to suck their toes

[wicked delta]

I only pick hot people to dance partner

Thats why you’re never getting dp

[jolly flume]

I wouldn't want it from you anyway

[stray forge]

vro is seriously obsessed with toes 🥀

[dapper zealot]

Projection

[wicked delta]

Yes you would

[jolly flume]

put the fries on the plate

[wicked delta]

Stop FALLING OFF THE MAP

[jolly flume]

not my fault your gameplay makes me suicidal

[stray forge]

Why tf can you fall off the map in a cooking game

[worn bluff]

overcooked is harder than FF endgame

[dapper zealot]

No walls

[stray forge]

Train was my first ex and I fell off that shit like 10 times in a row doing ar

[worn bluff]

playing overcooked is like solving 10 savage mechanics at the same time with no guide

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

overcooked is harder than blind prog

it's like doing alarm pheromones on 5 monitors at once

[worn bluff]

“i have to soak seven towers in 10 seconds”

[wicked delta]

The maps in overcooked are made by demons

Why the fuck is my kitchen floating bruh

[stray forge]

Sounds like skill issue

[jolly flume]

the rafts on the river

[stray forge]

I played cooking mama when I was 10 or something

[dapper zealot]

Gotta invuln the kitchen fires

[jolly flume]

so did I but the only thing I didn't burn was minestrone because that's like a 2 step recipe

[worn bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-baby-giant-bomb-giantbomb-gif-22826550

[stray forge]

Hwhat

[worn bluff]

it’s from a cooking mama game

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/overcooked-the-bear-cooking-meme-monkeyknuckle-gif-11343555984858063607

[stray forge]

YOU COOK BABIES?

[worn bluff]

i think it was some spinoff

[dapper zealot]

Shishkebabies

[worn bluff]

with a baby controller

[dapper zealot]

Baby in a blender controller

That is real btw

[wicked delta]

Just realized I went to bed at a normal time today

Well it was like 3 am but usually its 6 am

I am becoming better

[stray forge]

?…

You go to bed at 6am every day usually?

Vampire?

[valid solar]

worse, he's unemployed I fear

[dapper zealot]

Imagine being unemployed

Couldn't be me

[stray forge]

I thought he was a student

[wicked delta]

Oh my fucking god I am a student who does freelancing

[wicked delta]

Yeah

I cant sleep

[stray forge]

Gl with that

[dapper zealot]

Freelancing bazonkas

[thin tartan]

why is there

19 mil

for

m10

is it that fucking dire on week 3

[jolly flume]

i'm less surprised by the amount as like

why 19 of all numbers

[stray forge]

20m isn’t that much is it?

[jolly flume]

mfs just want their historicals

[thin tartan]

i wanna skip 9 on alt and just join the 19 mil pf but id rather get fucking book

[jolly flume]

20m is my entire net worth

[stray forge]

Oh 20m each

LMAO that’s crazy

Fuck off

[valid solar]

what the fuck

I shouldnt have cleared yesterday god damn

I only got 6mil

[thin tartan]

week 3 and you still havent cleared ? youre fried buddy

[valid solar]

but 6m was only for 2 pieces

though I lost the roll on the other 3

[valid solar]

I meant lm reclear

im on m11 now

ultimate weapon prog

[jolly flume]

weapon prog is forever buddy

[wicked delta]

Show me your footwork

[thin tartan]

implying that weapon is a mechanic

[stray forge]

What

[thin tartan]

wbhat the fuck bungo

[stray forge]

WHY

[valid solar]

im not the one who asked

[round hazel]

Ok

no

[dapper zealot]

Bro let the dogs out

[round hazel]

bungo seriously

[thin tartan]

dude,

[wicked delta]

WTF

[zealous meteor]

bungo stop sharing your feet for free

[amber fable]

Unsolicited feet pics

[boreal pumice]

bungo ban

[wicked delta]

I dont wanna see ur feet for free bro

[zealous meteor]

think of how much money you could make

[amber fable]

Okay pay up

[dapper zealot]

20m gil

[zealous meteor]

oh i'm not paying

i don't care

[jolly flume]

what did I miss

damn

[dapper zealot]

Lmao

[thin tartan]

bungo feet pic

[stray forge]

🥀

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[round hazel]

!mute 304556686281015297 6h

[storm frost]

Warning issued for mrbungo on Final Fantasy XIV

Reason: dont post feet pictures, I shouldnt have to say this
​

Issued By: sarah_olivetti

Success!

@valid solar has been muted by @round hazel for 6 hours!

[round hazel]

Im going back to work

can we be normal

[jolly flume]

no

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

😭

[amber fable]

Bro

[remote gate]

absolutely insane

[amber fable]

Nobody here is normal

[zealous meteor]

[dapper zealot]

That's a hard ask

[remote gate]

🦶

[zealous meteor]

post paws

[amber fable]

Need to show the plantar surface anyway

[wicked delta]

Its never been more over than before

[remote gate]

what if bungo was trying to show the doctor (mango) his neuropathy

[zealous meteor]

mango is a doctor????

[jolly flume]

never let the opps win

mango's a vet

[zealous meteor]

if my doctor played ffxiv i'd just die tbh

[jolly flume]

are you a dog

[zealous meteor]

i'm a fox

[jolly flume]

close enough

[zealous meteor]

exactly

so mango's my doctor

[amber fable]

I heard some world race too

But i dont have credible source for that

[zealous meteor]

"sorry, surgery is postponed, your doctor is part of a world prog static"

[jolly flume]

lf1 healer for world prog, please include a link to your fflogs and google scholar citations

[zealous meteor]

a vet would be a better pick for a healer because healing is just herding cats

[dapper zealot]

You bark therefore you are one

[zealous meteor]

hey.

i bark and i'm a fox

[amber fable]

Vet can be a good doctor to humans too

Just lower the dosage

[stray forge]

You can’t be a fox and use <flame puppy> at the same time

[zealous meteor]

yes i can

i don't though

i use different titles depending on job but my default is <postmaster>

[remote gate]

this is so sad

[jolly flume]

wolf, actually

[remote gate]

sam, post the exploding fox emote immediately

[amber fable]

A dog

[zealous meteor]

doggy!

[zealous meteor]

[thin tartan]

switched from double ast to ast whm

[dapper zealot]

Wild dog

[jolly flume]

no!!

[zealous meteor]

gives you a treat

[amber fable]

Whos a bad boy

[dapper zealot]

Bad doggy

[jolly flume]

coward

double pure the fixer

[thin tartan]

its m4

not m12

[zealous meteor]

cmere doggy

[jolly flume]

oh

wtf

[remote gate]

the next time we raid together ill give this exact command

[stray forge]

Chiyo obsessed with toe beans instead of feet arc

[jolly flume]

why are you doing horse girl

[thin tartan]

1.5 mil rmt pf

[dapper zealot]

Chiyo furry confirmed

[zealous meteor]

but why

[thin tartan]

doesnt feel worht whatever

[zealous meteor]

i can't Self-destruct in a raid

[amber fable]

1.5m needs rmt too?

[wicked delta]

What the fuck is this conversation man

[stray forge]

Idk

[dapper zealot]

Yes

[zealous meteor]

i have no fuckin idea

[stray forge]

I kinda had to check to see if I was awake

[remote gate]

whenever something sad happens it'll be the emote to demonstrate our emotions

[stray forge]

Nothing makes sense I feel like people are talking into the spirit dimension

[zealous meteor]

yeah true

but i can't in game

[wicked delta]

Tears in my eyes everyone in this channel is fried

[jolly flume]

[amber fable]

Let me smoke some first

[zealous meteor]

thats a dog

[jolly flume]

that is not a dog

[zealous meteor]

every wolfgirl is a puppygirl in disguise

[amber fable]

Pup?

[zealous meteor]

trust me im an expert

[amber fable]

A pup

[stray forge]

What’s a puppygirl

[zealous meteor]

girl who is a puppy

so you know how someone posted pasta in a dog bowl yesterday

[stray forge]

Peculiar

[zealous meteor]

that photo was definiftely taken by a puppygirl

[jolly flume]

yeah I wonder who posted that image

[zealous meteor]

not me

[zealous meteor]

i don't have a dog bowl i just have a collar

[random needle]

Just

[remote gate]

horse girls > cat girls

[zealous meteor]

everyone has one

[amber fable]

Curious

[zealous meteor]

[diablo guy voice] do you guys not have phones collars?

[stray forge]

No lmao what kinda weirdo would have seven collars

[amber fable]

I mean i would If I was 80 y/o with spondylitis

[zealous meteor]

seven collars

hmmm

[jolly flume]

that's a satellite dish wearing a fursuit

[remote gate]

aki does a flawless impression of that guy with the geninue confusion included

[stray forge]

Borzoi boi

[amber fable]

Why is nose so long bruh

Ant eater cousin

[flint nymph]

Seven rings collars in hand

[amber fable]

Smh

[zealous meteor]

*in paw

[flint nymph]

omg

[dapper zealot]

owo what's this

[thin tartan]

??

[dapper zealot]

How many glizzies can you gobble?

[zealous meteor]

how many uplanders can you gobbie

[untold lake]

Rene Descartes when

[sleek moon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/comments/1qiocx2/fflogs_is_shipping_overwolf_causing_malware/ yall see this shit

[cerulean crown]

ugh

[remote gate]

im not smart enough in tech to understand this

[tired egret]

I have Overwolf... from when Lethal Company was relevant

and I had to use it for mods

however I don't use it at all for ff14

[cerulean crown]

this is what overwolf does, apparently. so. bleugh

[tired egret]

also be ready for no one to care, because it's on the subreddit everyone shits on kekw.

[boreal pumice]

i remeber overwolf from hearthstone

[jolly flume]

time to see if their discord is exploding I guess

[remote gate]

is this basically how melees should be resolving vamp stamp every time

(clip by alninio9)

[jolly flume]

their discord is indeed exploding

[sleek moon]

Well the poster is a dalamud maintainer so that at least gives it some credibility

[tired egret]

ah

[loud nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/8-bit-senor-chang-8-bit-chang-low-res-chang-low-res-ken-jeong-low-resolution-chang-gif-4114521147694967978

[worn bluff]

idk he's standing on the side that requires the most backstepping

[remote gate]

twitter shat on the quality when I downloaded it ngl

[worn bluff]

i wouldn't try this in PF but i feel like the best uptime would be melees and tanks pair up on where the bats start, and pop 2s apart

[loud nymph]

yeah I saw the original and it's good but it's also like

pretty normal NIN stuff

[remote gate]

ah okay

[loud nymph]

roll GCD use pk for uptime when out of range and shukuchi to target

[remote gate]

just want to way a cleaner way for vamp stamp to be done w/o a melee exploding by some unknown means or their own foolishness

[loud nymph]

I'll have to play around with that on reclear this week, would need to hold pk from the opener but doable

[rapid whale]

doesnt that vid fail if both melee do it

cuz theyd hit each other with their explosion

barring viper i think no matter what a melee is eating a ranged gcd

[odd beacon]

FREEDOM

[rapid whale]

congrats

[random needle]

Oh my god, what a nightmare, a melee has to lose one GCD of uptime

[worn bluff]

if you use a single ranged attack yoshi P will show up and personally hand you a 0 log printed out

[rapid whale]

fr

[worn bluff]

when you apply for jobs irl employers will see in your background check that you've used ranged attacks

[jolly flume]

fake melee a caster

problem solved

get on black mage my chud dps

[random needle]

Way ahead of you :3

Unfortunately, the true ranged needed to be dissected

[amber fable]

Mb

[remote gate]

fuck my unmend usage might be why AI is filtering my applications

[jolly flume]

I think we might need to administer a practical exam to people before theyre allowed into savage

[random needle]

MANDATORY STONE SKY SEA FOR ALL

[remote gate]

whats on the test? knowing what max melee is as well as all the funny tidbits about what your job can and cannot do?

[rapid whale]

reading exam

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[jolly flume]

roll your gcd while dodging aoes and if you drop below 95% uptime the game uninstalls itself from your system and your service account gets deleted

[thin tartan]

i get it but like cmon man

im not fucking turning her in midst of vamp step or whatever the mech is called

lest i get fking clipped cuz everyones a nuclear bomb

[rapid whale]

but their week 3 barseeee

[thin tartan]

blm btw

[rapid whale]

wat

[random needle]

I

Wh

Let me euthanize them

[rapid whale]

idt i have ever cared about where the boss is as a caster lmao

[jolly flume]

wym looking north

who the fuck cares

LOL

[thin tartan]

its for the fucking side cleave after second step

[wicked delta]

I dont get ur

It

Oh

[random needle]

Just look at the boss's target ring for Half Moon dawg 😭

[wicked delta]

You should still have plenty of time to move as a caster idk?

[random needle]

You have eons to adjust

[jolly flume]

JUST PRESS AM THAT SHIT IS ON LIKE

NO COOLDOWN

[amber fable]

Huh

The room cleave take ages

To go off bruh

[jolly flume]

mfs will really have a gapcloser on like a 10 second cooldown and not use it then whine about having to dodge an aoe where the entire party is already in position

I think we just need to kill all dps players

and like 80% of healers

solid 75% of tanks too

[random needle]

You can just walk under the boss during vamp stomp too

[daring pine]

am is such a good button 💔

[random needle]

Then no matter where she's pointed at, it's like half a pixel to adjust

[daring pine]

huffing my rdm copium

[vestal hollow]

[daring pine]

runs away

[random needle]

RDM still has corps a corps, though that's risky to use in stomp

[clear plume]

Save the weave window, spend a xeno and make healer am you to them

[daring pine]

using corps in stomp is like 50/50 suicide

[random needle]

Yeah

[daring pine]

just press accel and call it a day

[jolly flume]

winning the coinflip is skill

[clear plume]

That’s why I’m good at parsing frfr

I’m the reclears 80% apex arrow crit god

[random needle]

Gapclosers in general are just for stomp

[daring pine]

playing bard is making me crazy

[vestal hollow]

dont care. tactical nuke inbound

[clear plume]

The job sucks to play

[daring pine]

dude

[vestal hollow]

do u want anychest

at some point this week

[daring pine]

tell me why my eyeballs are glued to my soul voice gauge on 75

potential proc upcoming

but also empyreal is coming off cd

[random needle]

With any luck, me and Marce are trying to clear tonight

[vestal hollow]

clueless

[daring pine]

if i hit 85 gauge i shoot myself in the head

[vestal hollow]

do they know chat

[clear plume]

Don’t fire at 80 then, hold and just always use AABA with your sidewinder cd

The extra damage on apex scaling makes it worth it to do

You only triple AABA if you’re extremely lucky with opener procs or holding your next 2m window

[remote gate]

hi marce hope you're okay today

[daring pine]

i had a couple times last night where blast arrow (not apex) just barely was outside of buffs

jumping off a cliff fr (it's not the end of the world i think)

[clear plume]

That’s bc you’re firing at 80 yea, it’s likely if you 80/80 your burst window will happen with 40ish gauge to start and end with lower

[vestal hollow]

marce is gonna have nightmares about flails

[clear plume]

Than needed

[daring pine]

ohh

i see

[clear plume]

It’s why it’s recommended to 100/100 and overcap by a little

[remote gate]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-season-1-pizza-delivery-spongebob-pizza-delivery-gif-17645646648880739551

how it feels to take one w/o mit

[daring pine]

i fucking hate melee dps 💔

[random needle]

I'm helping with the flails I promise

[clear plume]

Bc it comes out to basically the same damage (exact overcap needed to math out loss) and it makes it a consistent rotation

[random needle]

SS2 is so comfy on black mage honestly, I just throw F4s at the doornail

[daring pine]

tyvm wonder

[random needle]

And if a flail needs some love, I throw a Xeno at it and it instantly dies

[jolly flume]

and then it dies in the middle of your cast

[vestal hollow]

why do you have no mit?

[remote gate]

as long as that bitch ass nail doesnt cover my tower im fine if flail doesnt blow up immediately

[vestal hollow]

you can quick mit them for the most part.

[amber fable]

Ot can take flail without mits

[remote gate]

learning the fight and not being prepared

[jolly flume]

they do no damage anyways

it's just the autos

[amber fable]

But short mit is fine

[wicked delta]

They do no damage yeah lol

[vestal hollow]

we're at week 3 if the flails dont die immediately with gear youre cooked

[random needle]

For me, the real annoyance is SS1 actually, it feels like my cast on Vamp is usually interrupted by the Coffinmaker going online

[jolly flume]

yeah you probably wanna last gcd an instant then

[wicked delta]

I have usually popped like 1 tbn and it slightly tickled

[jolly flume]

my last malefic also ghosts there so I just swiftcast it

[remote gate]

i generally have rampart, 90 sec, invul, ob, and tbn ready for the entire phase of SS2

[vestal hollow]

you can ob and tbn every tower

almost

[daring pine]

burps extremely loudly

[amber fable]

Buddy mit mt for autos

[remote gate]

please

her autos hurt

[daring pine]

sapph my party last night was so weird

[amber fable]

Easy way to do it is use ramp on tb before it

[daring pine]

everyone was confused about undead deathmatch

[remote gate]

alternatively your OT can voke and take the autos since they'll have more mit at that point

[amber fable]

By ss2 you have all your mits

[jolly flume]

idc what you press just don't take a bleed

[remote gate]

thats what mango and I did

[amber fable]

Start with 40

[daring pine]

"lp1 is n and e, lp2 is s and w"
"no, lp1 is n and w, lp2 is s and e"
ok can we decide or

[amber fable]

No need as such

[remote gate]

this was a clear party right

[daring pine]

enrage to clear

saw enrage 3 times, didnt clear

[amber fable]

Although its fine still if you need it

[remote gate]

aw jeez that awkward edging towards a clear

[daring pine]

its so frustrating

[random needle]

I think Hector/raidplan specifically said it was LP1 Northwest and LP2 Southeast

[rapid whale]

it is wat it is

[amber fable]

Lp1 is always nw

[daring pine]

ding ding ding

[amber fable]

Unless otherwise stated

[remote gate]

yes

[daring pine]

yeah

[amber fable]

Like w is g1

E is g2

[jolly flume]

why would you ever have group 1 go east

have you ever read a book before

[random needle]

And it makes sense given the (I think m12s approved?) clock spot order of

1 A 4
B D
2 C 3

for clock spots

[jolly flume]

not that it even matters

[remote gate]

gonna be honest how hard is it to identify your hiac tower if youre not a tank because as MT my tower is either on A or literally to the right of it

[vestal hollow]

no

[jolly flume]

because you can 6/2 those towers

[daring pine]

pf is stupid

[jolly flume]

good luck with the bats after

[random needle]

It's not hard

[jolly flume]

run fast

[random needle]

But I'm a bad example

[vestal hollow]

the prio is extremely easy people are just morons

[amber fable]

Its slice/quadrants

Not even prio

Just remember your colors

[remote gate]

like it a case of if you know where your tower usually is and just look at the spot to find it even if its not exactly where it should be

[amber fable]

Its easy af

[jolly flume]

counting to 2 is not that hard I promise

[random needle]

It's even easier if you're LP2, since the second towers always spawn where the first set didn't spawn

So you can start moving to your spot the instant amp/spread is over

[amber fable]

Also like dont stack with lp1 if your tower is dead

Just be max melee and do your thing

[random needle]

Yeah, the tower debuff means she doesn't target you for the ultrasonics iirc

[remote gate]

^

she completely ignores you infact

[jolly flume]

you can stack

who's stopping you

[remote gate]

if you break your tower early you can get back to melee uptime on her

[amber fable]

It doesn't kill you still

Unless you stack with tank

On spreads

[random needle]

That's your own fault at that point

[remote gate]

does including yourself in the stack on a not your turn lower the damage taken

[jolly flume]

I doubt the tank hit even does that much

I'd win

[remote gate]

hahaha yeah about that

if shes got 10 stacks that shit fucks you up

[wicked delta]

It will kill a dps if they don’t have any mit ig

[amber fable]

At 9 stack a tank need ramp and short mit atleast

Maybe doable with short mit with gear

[random needle]

I'm still kinda tweaking over that DRK from last night

[remote gate]

my bad

[jolly flume]

lol thats weak as shit

I could take that with spreadlo and 10%

[random needle]

Brother

[remote gate]

sapp should we tell chiyo what happened to mango

[amber fable]

Drk is on some shit

I want that

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/he's-at-it-again-rex-hamm-slinky-dog-snake-gif-12614926273395861779

[remote gate]

how the fuck do you even achieve this

[wicked delta]

I died to something super embarrassing but luckily my cotank was awake

[jolly flume]

off tanks when you tell them they're supposed to have stance on

[random needle]

You turn off your stance

[wicked delta]

I just provoked immediately after getting raised lol

[random needle]

And then 9 minutes later, your black mage fucking dies

[remote gate]

dog theres dual tank busters in that fight how tf do you forget that???

[amber fable]

Average ot bitch brain... 🥀

[jolly flume]

I'm gonna do that this week I think

[wicked delta]

Whats the point of having a second tank if they’re not gonna stance lol

[jolly flume]

neutral sect + 2 cards, exalt, CI, sunsign

[loud nymph]

it is the easiest fucking thing

[jolly flume]

I'm pretty sure I live that

[amber fable]

Be a chad and outdps mt

[loud nymph]

look northwest count counterclockwise 2 towers

wow so hard

[vestal hollow]

ult level mech

[random needle]

Oh wait right, I fake meleed last night so I had to actually count

It is easier than piss

[jolly flume]

I mean it basically is heavensfall

[amber fable]

Using eyes?

Ult level

[jolly flume]

now the question is if heavensfall is an ultimate level mechanic

[low hearth]

Did this in m11s and a poor dps got hit with an axe

[random needle]

At the time, it probably was

[remote gate]

god this makes our runs with fucked up hiacs even more Despair

[random needle]

I think it is the hardest mechanic in UCoB tbh

[vestal hollow]

ill jump into m11s today

400 pulls later

[jolly flume]

the evil and intimidating tenstrike

[remote gate]

make sure to show him your footwork but not actually your feet

[random needle]

Tenstrike is... Fine... If people respect the hatches

But then they start feeling silly

[loud nymph]

how do you fuck up hiac

actually wondering

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/ucob-hatch-ffxiv-coils-gif-10521590943986675336

[zealous meteor]

i would not be surprised if sitri's modbeast had exposed paws

[low hearth]

hard mech

[amber fable]

I enraged at tower twice....mb

[low hearth]

standing in a tower

[loud nymph]

like ok I know people learn shit at different rates

but like

[remote gate]

idk sapp was the one who witnessed it happen a lot i was busy beating the shit out of my tower

[loud nymph]

wtf is there to fuck up in hiac

[amber fable]

Idk man...

[loud nymph]

literally a free mech

[vestal hollow]

melees greed and dont step in their tower in time

it blows up

[amber fable]

The fight is free till tether donut at end

[vestal hollow]

thats what i saw a lot of

[amber fable]

I cant do it clean bruh

[random needle]

Deathmatch isn't even that hard I'm ngl

[jolly flume]

good thing you dont need to

take 2 damage downs get a 96

profit

[amber fable]

Yeah its dead by then anyway

[zealous meteor]

mb

[random needle]

I press Triplecast and it's like "what mechanic"

[vestal hollow]

if yall are crashing out over hiac you are gonna have fun with snaking memes

[amber fable]

Snaking was fine..ngl

Insane air gave me more troubles

Silly memes

[jolly flume]

insane air is piss easy except the part where you get your casts rolled back for fun while he's surfing

[vestal hollow]

snaking and arena split are pf chokepoints

[jolly flume]

thats impossible content

[loud nymph]

snaking is fun

[random needle]

Beach boys just seems like a lot more to remember, but most of it doesn't seem super hard?

[amber fable]

And then bubble

[vestal hollow]

that shit pisses me off

[remote gate]

whats the mech when the boys spilt up and light parties have to watch their board?

[odd beacon]

crazy hwo the clear cutscene has the lindwurmussy in full frontal

[amber fable]

Yeesh so many wipes at it

[jolly flume]

it's pulsating!

[low hearth]

Only annoying mech to prog is snaking

[vestal hollow]

thats whats annoying its all the same mechs being iterated on but people are incapable

[random needle]

I think that's Insane Air?

[loud nymph]

That's insane air

[boreal pumice]

snakes whyd it have to be snakes

[amber fable]

I got confused with mech names

[loud nymph]

and honestly insane air is easy

[amber fable]

For like 30 pulls

[kind elm]

snaking only sucks to prog if you get rng'd and never get to practice one side

[vestal hollow]

both ias are insanely easy

[kind elm]

like me and @round hazel fucking did

water for an entire raid day

[remote gate]

yeah that the mechanic that happened before blizz's team wiped to fireboy flooding the map with lava

[odd beacon]

my top cause of wipe in insane air is the fire tank not pulling fire dude somewhere near mid before cutback blaze

lmao

[random needle]

Insane Air is the surfboards, snaking is when light parties get to do different mechanics based on their marked surfer, Deep Varial is bubble, arena split is arena split, and Insane Air 2 is the surfboards with cleanses

Iirc

[odd beacon]

good luck baiting the safespot

[low hearth]

Whenever a samurai doesn’t cover one of the surfboards with fire protean during ia2

[remote gate]

and told comfort that he's the worst shield healer they've ever had and kicked him

[amber fable]

I always would bait the cone because nobody had brain cells to remember not to target it at bad

[loud nymph]

it's always a samurai

except when it's a reaper

or viper

[odd beacon]

same lol

ill even run into puddles

[vestal hollow]

i always just kbi if im red tank during snaking

[jolly flume]

thank you for your sacrifice

I won't be healing you tho

[odd beacon]

yea thing is

they kbi

and not move fire at all

from its last jump

😭

[amber fable]

I only kbi as water tank

[vestal hollow]

grim

[amber fable]

Otherwise you have enough space to monkasteer

[vestal hollow]

i always recenter him so blue can get uptime as well

especially free if they have stack

[kind elm]

i love snaking as a mech

its so monkasteer

[amber fable]

Max melee at red

[zealous meteor]

im worse

[jolly flume]

the only monkasteer part is seeing spread on the wave at the end and praying you dont get venn'd by two monkeys with water

I feel so unsafe

[amber fable]

Just dodge4head

[vestal hollow]

you should.

[jolly flume]

if I die I'm not accepting the raise

good luck team

[vestal hollow]

toxic kitten

[rapid whale]

actually wild

o what the responded to wrong msg

[sinful brook]

tell your dps to suck less idk.

[zealous meteor]

oh chiyo doesn't have the FEET tag anymore
end of an era

[rapid whale]

i was gonna say is this because the phys range was moving to the bottom right screenshot relative but you see them going top left

[remote gate]

youre not a 76 year old man that enters voice chats and constantly asks if we need a shield healer and then after being told no, tries to guilt trip you and reminds you that his dms are always open if you need to talk or need his help

[jolly flume]

I finally found a spice and wolf server

[loud nymph]

[zealous meteor]

76?????

[vestal hollow]

furry

[jolly flume]

[zealous meteor]

is this raid server lore im not aware of

[random needle]

Picto was just off centered, it probably looks way more scuffed from their POV and the miss would be more obvious

[remote gate]

yeah

comfort is one of a kind and he's in tea pf

[vestal hollow]

[clear plume]

Bro I had 4/4 melees complain about this and I go in on ninja and didn’t get it ONCE

on my alt

[low hearth]

👉 👨‍🦳

[wicked delta]

Send link

[remote gate]

its a running joke with the server to now ask "do you need a shield healer?" if we want to throw shade at him

should mention he's also the reason they've been trapped in fru p2

[zealous meteor]

anyway what i'm hearing is that my 80+ year old grandma can play xiv

[remote gate]

yes!

teach her to melee

[jolly flume]

depends on how your gcd lines up with it I think

it's mostly the bit where he goes past the totem and then loops back where like if I'm standing in the wrong place I just see interrupted 16 times on my castbar

[rapid whale]

mb but my dms are always open

[jolly flume]

click the server tag lol

[wicked delta]

Oh you’re no longer carrying the feet label

😭

[jolly flume]

we carry the feet

[remote gate]

youll be the first to know if I need i shield healer and if I need a shield healer consult, thank you

[wicked delta]

We fight for the gospel

[random needle]

After the tragedy that happened to bungo earlier, it wasn't safe anymore

[rapid whale]

fun fact i actually did infact prog tea as a shield healer lmaoo

[zealous meteor]

chiyo without feet is like an angel without wings

[remote gate]

🦶

[zealous meteor]

🐾

[thin tartan]

we have a mch blm rdm why arent they hitting the adds

[wicked delta]

😭😭😭

[sleek moon]

sorry i misclicked

[rapid whale]

adds are for npc

im the mc i hit the boss

[remote gate]

im sorry the flails are really intimidating

[rapid whale]

true imagine the damage to your weapon from hitting a giant metal ball

[worn bluff]

you're not the warrior of light i am

[remote gate]

realest shit you've said today

[jolly flume]

what the literal actual fuck is this doing in my syllabus week questionnaire bro

😭

[rapid whale]

nuh uh mom called ME her brave little spark

[remote gate]

what class

[rapid whale]

i am an enfj-a

a for asshole

[zealous meteor]

chiyo is usually AST right

[tawdry delta]

It is some mandatory bs general education course

[jolly flume]

it isn't

[remote gate]

a for ALREADY CASTING BROTHER

[rapid whale]

mbti is such a sham

[jolly flume]

it's a fucking swe class

also I'm efbd

[tawdry delta]

[jolly flume]

for extremely fucking brain damaged

[rapid whale]

it is, unironically, basically fanfiction by a mother daughter duo who read a jung book

[undone tide]

[rapid whale]

?!

[remote gate]

nice work

[thin tartan]

not 67

shit rank

[undone tide]

die

[remote gate]

sam post the fox explode emote

[echo ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990401405032488990/1463256299528524017/RDT_20251015_0003278960968093001900373.gif

[thin tartan]

i js need better number on phase 2

[remote gate]

close enough

[rapid whale]

mood

i imagine u just get fucked if ur defa on rep2

[undone tide]

i got a 91 on p2

[rapid whale]

as a melee

[undone tide]

i got defa

[rapid whale]

you're a pld stfu

[thin tartan]

just hold burst

[rapid whale]

arent buffs almost done by the time you meet up for pt stack

if its 0 gcd buff

[rapid whale]

so true

[undone tide]

p2 was a 91 when i killed last night

holy drop off

[jolly flume]

welcome to tuesday

[undone tide]

to be expected

[worn bluff]

looks like my anabaseios

i never did get past purple on last phase

[tawdry delta]

W1 groups running splits are starting to get tank weapons

[thin tartan]

oh my fucking god this party is so

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[loud swift]

ive been trying to get my mom into ffxiv

[remote gate]

what happened to the ogcd finisher after blade of valor

[undone tide]

this is from endwalker

because it has requiescat

[worn bluff]

i press the button anyways in 90 content

[remote gate]

oh wow youre right

still a perfect opener

[worn bluff]

i think it was edited from DSR or something

idk what FoF timing is for there

[undone tide]

thordan is a 30s phase so

-18 is probably accurate

[worn bluff]

o

[undone tide]

you get 12 gcds + hardcast hs at the start

[worn bluff]

so the first one is just to buff the first couple GCD and get an extra goring?

[undone tide]

8 of those would be blade combo

[undone tide]

yes

[worn bluff]

maybe one day i'll do dsr

[undone tide]

you would probably end on a hardcast hs

presumably

[worn bluff]

i kind of like weird things like that

[jolly flume]

you get old paladin back but you also lose bulwark again are you accepting or declining the trade offer

[undone tide]

-18 isn’t done bow because of rework

[undone tide]

decline

do not want to go back to dsr p6 in 6.1

[jolly flume]

wings is a personal

[undone tide]

not on my watch

[remote gate]

pass

[undone tide]

the only time i’ve ever unironically used passage for block chance is wc2

[midnight furnace]

The only thing id like for PLD is that its ranged stuff wasnt so tied to its Burst all the time

(I might be asking too much but thats my take)

[jolly flume]

I made my tank do it in q40

that shit hurts yo

[clear plume]

Holy spirit really isn’t tied to your burst

[undone tide]

^

[midnight furnace]

Yeah but its just one time

[remote gate]

snow flake is for ranged uptime only right

[clear plume]

You get one free cast and hard casting it is like barely a loss

[vestal hollow]

? wdym by that

[undone tide]

everybody stop talking about my job before i nerd out

[clear plume]

(Technically I think hardcast Holy Spirit depends on what gcd you end on(?))

[undone tide]

yes hardcast is a gain if you know kt

[rapid whale]

iirc nerds like wol will hard cast holy spirit to ensure you enter on a 2 of atonement

[midnight furnace]

Like Confiteor Combo is pretty awesome but to get the most of it needs to be used always inside fight or flight so you dont really have much room to wiggle it around

[remote gate]

can you explain uptime strats and how to avoid drifting cos and spirits

[undone tide]

this is a loss

[midnight furnace]

But like as people are saying Holy Spirit aint that much of a loss so maybe its a dumbo take of mine

[vestal hollow]

but most of the time major movement happens during 1s/2s anyways

[worn bluff]

you also get to save DHMS for so many things

which isn't a loss

[undone tide]

press the button in cooldown also drifting not a big porblem unless you lose a usage or dot ticks