endgame-lounge

[jolly flume]

just don't join vc

[vestal hollow]

ok

[jagged aspen]

theres vc???

[boreal pumice]

this is why chiyo has 200 iq

[stray forge]

And bc my static is chill

[jolly flume]

I have never once said anything productive in raid anyway

I just sing the bgm

[stray forge]

Everyone joins vc for raid

But it’s just drunk Toby

[zealous meteor]

-# WHEN I CLIMB

[boreal pumice]

what if its no lyrics?

[stray forge]

Chiyo singing twink 182 would be breathtaking

[jolly flume]

I did in fact sing that

but I spent more of that prog parroting the boss

(es)

[zealous meteor]

-# A TO THE L TO THE E X ANDER

[jolly flume]

gobbies gonna rise up, boom like thunder

[sleek moon]

do field ops raids, no crash outs but you'll hate it the entire time

[stray forge]

I can’t

I don’t have 40 friends

[raw sand]

adult age human beings throwing tantrums over pixel and gaslighting

[sleek moon]

dont need 40 friends

public discords run them

[jolly flume]

let's do criterion

all fun and games

[stray forge]

My static didn’t even crash out when our picto didn’t show up this morning

[sleek moon]

you can have 48 strangers in one vc all talking on top of each other, deepthroating their mics

[stray forge]

Yesterday morning

[raw sand]

or like a sad display of two people in online relationship arguing cause they saw another click on someone else

[stray forge]

I’m told I sound like kronii when I deepthroat my mic

[whole estuary]

I've never heard more than 2 people on voice chat in field op raids

[boreal pumice]

i had about 4-5 for FT today

[wicked delta]

Yup

And its not WK

[sleek moon]

people are usually chatty before the run begins

[stray forge]

Wait

[wicked delta]

[whole estuary]

the raid lead who has been doing it for 100000 years and the person who they let do callouts for one section so that they could get practice in as a budding raid lead

[jolly flume]

I can't deepthroat my mic it's too big and has a pop filter on it

:(

[stray forge]

Only

Forked tower has vc?

I’m confused

[wicked delta]

Dude can you shut the fuck up man

[sleek moon]

skill issue

[stray forge]

How are you in vc for forked tower

[jolly flume]

why are you so mean??

[wicked delta]

You’re tryna give your mic a sloppy toppy

I think im not mean enough

[vestal hollow]

if you arent using vc in forked youre actively griefing

[raw sand]

when peoples mics pick up chewing sounds

[vestal hollow]

I could give my mic a pawjob for asmr

[stray forge]

☠️

[boreal pumice]

wym how? i join a discord i join the call i listen to ppl giving call outs . instructions

[stray forge]

They post a discord for it at the start of runs?

Wth

And people join?

Unheard of

[sleek moon]

the run is organized on discord

[jolly flume]

I TRY TO MUTE BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET WHEN IM EATING DINNER BETWEEN PULLS SORRY

[boreal pumice]

no we sign up for it

[sleek moon]

and people join the PFs

[boreal pumice]

ppl do oragnized runs have you never done like field op stuff like ba/drs/ft?

[jolly flume]

i was fuckin crunching on something one night and forgot to mute, bapple was like "nomnomnom" in vc and I almost died of embarrassment

[stray forge]

I’ve done dr that’s it

[sleek moon]

chiyo was doing the grapefruit technique

[raw sand]

My old static had this guy deliberately do his bio with headset on and then would always say some shit like "MAN THAT WAS THE BEST PISS OF MY LIFE"

[wicked delta]

Hahahaha

[stray forge]

I’d have left

Immediately

[raw sand]

he was the main tank

unironically

[stray forge]

Why would that be ironic

[raw sand]

tank mains dont shower

[whole estuary]

because Bio is on SCH

[raw sand]

[low hearth]

[sleek moon]

[echo ibex]

-Join KFF m11s party
-Party consist of people who have cleared the whole tier except 3 of us
-We never see past arena split

What a fight

[wicked delta]

😭?

Some dude did that in vc

And someone else goes

“That sounded like frying chicken bro how much did you piss”

I was like yup

[remote gate]

what the fuck bro

[wicked delta]

Im outta here!

[zealous meteor]

i would leave

[vestal hollow]

i am going to eat my own tail off

[zealous meteor]

no amount of god tier players can justify that

[stray forge]

Yeah there’s a zero percent chance I’m giving a static like that more of my time

[zealous meteor]

sitri on its ouroboros arc

[vestal hollow]

someone BURNED SOMETHING ON MY FLOOR ANDC NOW THE FIRE ALARMS ARE GONNA GO OFF

[raw sand]

I just wanted to prog 😭

[zealous meteor]

not allowed

[stray forge]

I have an ouroboros tattoo

[echo ibex]

Damn and it's happened worse

[echo ibex]

Can I see

[vestal hollow]

.

[stray forge]

No

[vestal hollow]

whatever

[zealous meteor]

waf?

[stray forge]

It’s literally on my back I can’t take a pic without giving more effort than I want to

[echo ibex]

sadge.gif

[stray forge]

Also it’s really unique and posted online and would dox my ass

[echo ibex]

I'll give you 10 gil and half a burrito

[stray forge]

10 billion Gil

[echo ibex]

Sure

[stray forge]

Gil first

[echo ibex]

Mannequin or manual trade?

[stray forge]

Send it to watashia kamidesu

[low hearth]

Trolling arena split is insane bro

[raw sand]

manual trading 1 billion gil

[echo ibex]

Dogshit mechanic meh

[raw sand]

1000 clicks, 3 seconds per spam

[stray forge]

Idk I’ve literally never done any transaction outside of market board in this game

[low hearth]

Weapons hardest mech bro

Sword into scythe

[raw sand]

max u can trade a player at a time is 1 mill

and u have to do the entire prompt of selecitng max value each time and waiting for other player to accept xd

[limpid edge]

can i go back to sleep?

[stray forge]

Just make a macro ez

[raw sand]

unless u go manneqquin

[stray forge]

I’ll make a counter macro

[raw sand]

yeah but u have to factor in other person

[echo ibex]

https://streamable.com/a16qse

Tell me about it

[echo ibex]

Eh there's a plugin but ye

[low hearth]

Like after weapons the rest of the fight is kinda free bro

😭

[stray forge]

Vro what the hell are you listening to while playing

[limpid edge]

thoughts on fixed stampede?

[echo ibex]

Why does everyone keep mentioning

I'mma start editing those to just be muted

[low hearth]

What’s that

[limpid edge]

https://raidplan.io/plan/KXVlSGwV3zqON3CJ

[low hearth]

Keep the music bro 💯

[echo ibex]

PF should start doing it starting next week

[low hearth]

This is better I think people are using it a lot

[echo ibex]

Jokes aside, kinda, is just a song from a videogame saga I like, Jpop if anything

[limpid edge]

i always thought relying on eyes for the fireball bait was not work well

[low hearth]

Ranged Mfs can’t bait fireball at all

Yea

[limpid edge]

so every m11s pf should please specify [strat: tf vs hector] [outer vs inner] [fixed stampede?] [tower bait order ie ptt]

for the love of god why are there still PFs not specifying inner vs outer

[sleek moon]

what plugin

[echo ibex]

Dropbox

[low hearth]

Gotta repeat the pf description in instance bro 😭

Mfs be TROLLING arena split

[worn bluff]

i had an enrage party who could barely get past the early weapons part

[echo ibex]

Also can DNC get a brain

I'm 780, have augmented weapon

[echo ibex]

The NIN is literally 774

[rain geode]

What do you care about their belly button?

[stray forge]

I have an innie

I considered a navel piercing but meh

[sleek moon]

damn if i install this i wont have 67 plugins anymore

also absolutely hate how these plugins have zero description

[low hearth]

Yo what m12s looking like ?

Hard fight?

[clear plume]

all i see is ur responding to a blocked message

[stray forge]

Time travel?

[jolly flume]

who put me in a time loop

let me out

[dapper zealot]

no

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/this-freaking-cat-hamster-thin-hamster-flat-hamster-hourglassmeadow-gif-10954088896889592569

[stray forge]

r we just calling anything cats these days

[trim frost]

mort (mort)

[zealous meteor]

<-- car

[steep narwhal]

they do not look like tht on lightless

[wicked delta]

mort

[stray forge]

I was told many things about this so called "lightless"

[trim frost]

oh💔

[clear plume]

y do people do this u havent seen like 3 whole mechanics

[trim frost]

wait now i'm mortbidly curious send

[wicked delta]

Alt gaming man

[jolly flume]

lightless is an ungodly place

[steep narwhal]

uhhh idk if they look the same after they got gf

but they're p normal

like modded viera

aeng du vibes

[zealous meteor]

who

[raw sand]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-24356219

[trim frost]

aeng dupe...

[steep narwhal]

but less modded than aeng du

[trim frost]

oh

[stray forge]

wth is aeng du

[trim frost]

so like

[jolly flume]

we hate aeng du

[trim frost]

me vibes ig

[steep narwhal]

yeah

kinda u vibes

[zealous meteor]

who is aeng du

[trim frost]

epic

[zealous meteor]

[trim frost]

someone we hate

[zealous meteor]

wait isn't that villy

[steep narwhal]

someone whos stupid asf

[raw sand]

The one who will unite all 4 nations

Aeng

but from temu

[jolly flume]

it's pigeon#20

[zealous meteor]

hmmm

[stray forge]

i wanna see what this discords members look like on lightless

[trim frost]

this is so scary

[zealous meteor]

i look the same as i do vanilla except my carbuncle can curl up and sleep

[trim frost]

thats fire

[jolly flume]

I look like my tomestone

[zealous meteor]

(i actually don't because i haven't configured lightless)

[jolly flume]

sometimes I have a wolf alter ego

[trim frost]

maybe i should edit my tomestone

[rain geode]

lightless?

[zealous meteor]

mare

but not c&d'd

[steep narwhal]

omg to harass valcors

[rain geode]

mare?

[steep narwhal]

i lied

[zealous meteor]

were you not around for when the moon fell

[trim frost]

im in adam

[raw sand]

i tend to make fox and put way too much in

[zealous meteor]

IN adam???

[jolly flume]

guy named adam

[zealous meteor]

....this does not look like an ffxiv character

[rain geode]

I assume the moon is mare in this case I remember hearing about it but I never took the time to actually figure out what it is lmao

[jolly flume]

too cute to live

[rain geode]

since that was like a month into me playing the game

[zealous meteor]

im gonna attack her

[raw sand]

[zealous meteor]

[stray forge]

I just have big boobs

who said that

[zealous meteor]

i'm sorry

[rain geode]

mood

[trim frost]

my armor named adam

[stray forge]

omgggg you call him your armor?

[raw sand]

D:

[stray forge]

i guess thats romantic in its own way

[raw sand]

[rain geode]

The book carry emote is so good

[stray forge]

idk why she has rbf but I kind of do too so I can't judge

[wicked delta]

I wish I had a burger rn

[stray forge]

I should have never resubbed to this game I just meowed irl and my roommate looked at me like I was a psychopath

[jolly flume]

based

[zealous meteor]

meow

[vestal hollow]

i watched an m10s pov to see what other tanks do and my watch gave me a high resting heart rate notification

[wicked delta]

😭

Type shit

[wicked delta]

That reminds me

I was talking nicely to my friends

They thought I was replaced by an alien or something

I was like what the fuck you assholes let me be nice to you? And then they went “theres the toby we know”

[grand obsidian]

what the hell are we doing 😭😭😭

[wicked delta]

Mb

[trim frost]

someone deleted the log??????? and my parse disappeared ?????????????????

[grand obsidian]

all 3 regens were done on themselves btw

[wicked delta]

They had a plan dont worry

No idea what that plan is

But they had a plan!

[grand obsidian]

the plan is uhhhh

uhhmmm….

[wicked delta]

Yknow just

Something

Regen now is a mit

[zealous meteor]

the t in toby stands for toxic

[wicked delta]

I am NICE

Wtf…

[low hearth]

mb

[jolly flume]

🤨

[stray forge]

holy shit toby is a tsundere 😭

[sleek moon]

endfield login music is

[wicked delta]

Why are you doubting me

[jolly flume]

you know why

[wicked delta]

No I don’t

[jolly flume]

[stray forge]

what is this astolfo server

[jolly flume]

oh I actually have no idea why I'm still in that server

that's from way back when I still played genshin

[zealous meteor]

you're there for the emotes, clearly

[sleek moon]

im in a runescape server for emotes

ive never in my life played runescape

nor plan to

[stray forge]

I remember making fun of RuneScape as a small child

By calling it prunescape

[echo ibex]

People'll complain about dps checks then logs look like this

[jolly flume]

I learned my first swear words as an 8 year old watching my cousin play wow

[rain geode]

from what people have told me M11S does have a pretty tight check

[echo ibex]

Yeah but people also suck a lot

[remote gate]

at least they used their cool downs

[stray forge]

So what you’re saying is don’t even bother joining a party for it

🙂

[craggy marsh]

My first swear word was "Shit" and I said it during GoFish in 3rd grade

[stray forge]

Something got deleted

[echo ibex]

Like how do you break your combos on pranged

[echo ibex]

Censor name ye

[jolly flume]

I don't remember the others tbh but I went home and said fuck to my mom after hearing said cousin say it on wow and I got bitch slapped across the face

[remote gate]

that was a fast delete

[jolly flume]

[remote gate]

my first curse word was fuck when boast guardian killed me

[zealous meteor]

deserved for watching someone play wow

[stray forge]

My first curse word wasn’t English

[remote gate]

im gonna tickle your lala nose

[zealous meteor]

AAAAA WHY

[jolly flume]

I didn't learn any of the chinese ones until high school from friends who grew up speaking more than I did

[zealous meteor]

what did i do to deserve this

[remote gate]

its cute

[zealous meteor]

achoo

[craggy marsh]

I dont have my pc for 4 days im losing it

I have my laptop but my laptop is old

[rain geode]

I mean this doesnt look like that crazy bad

[remote gate]

please send prayers and a pc to mango 🙏

[jolly flume]

96 on prange is pretty sad lol

[vestal hollow]

im going to defenestrate my computer

i fear

[jolly flume]

you have one job on that role and it's as easy as you can possibly have it

[wicked delta]

Im in an Overwatch competitive server and I haven’t touched that game in forever

Literally have never done comp either

[vestal hollow]

im in an arg server from when i was 17 still

[rapid whale]

I'm in ur mum

Sry had to

[jolly flume]

I was once in my mom

[rapid whale]

This is true

[wicked delta]

Right

[remote gate]

mods take his paint brush away

[echo ibex]

On pranged? You really have no excuse here

[craggy marsh]

Like, my PC just decided to not boot up and gave me constant error messages when it would so I sent it in to Best Buy. I really don't wanna buy a new pc right now bc they're expensive as fuck so I put it in the hands of Geek Squad

[vestal hollow]

why are you inside my mom's jar of ashes

[craggy marsh]

[remote gate]

oh my god im so fucking sorry

[rapid whale]

Bones dust make the best shade of gray

[remote gate]

geek squad is ass sometimes

[wicked delta]

Dude 💀

[craggy marsh]

I can play games on my laptop but god damn this is old

[remote gate]

do you have a spare 800 to drop rn mango

or 350 if you are on a budget

[stray forge]

Sending a pc to geek squad is crazy work

[rapid whale]

What are they going to do with half a stick of ram

[trim frost]

wow.........

[vestal hollow]

enron

help

[trim frost]

lmfao

[remote gate]

let mango answer the question first smh

[rain geode]

I mean sure it should be better everyone should have 100% ideally and Pranged is easier then most to get there but like I dont expect people to always play perfect

[jolly flume]

femra spotted

[rapid whale]

What's enron?

[craggy marsh]

Ya I do

[stray forge]

Financial fraud

[remote gate]

oh boy

[zealous meteor]

32gb of ram is only €600 right now, don't exaggerate 😃

[stray forge]

Next question

[remote gate]

mango do I have the product for you

[craggy marsh]

Is it

[echo ibex]

When you have a tight check and people complain about it well

[craggy marsh]

Mango RAM

[echo ibex]

You kinda have to expect it

[vestal hollow]

im guessing steam deck

or rog

[zealous meteor]

you could buy a steam deck yea

[remote gate]

https://www.bestbuy.com/product/rog-xbox-ally-7-fhd-120hz-gaming-handheld-3-month-xbox-game-pass-premium-amd-ryzen-z2-a-16gb-ram-512gb-ssd-windows/JJGHGPGFL4/sku/6642251?utm_source=feed&extStoreId=&ref=212&loc=20510845600&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20510847514&gbraid=0AAAAAD-ORIjZseAMb1zJcdm_1lZv4TOP2&gclid=CjwKCAiAybfLBhAjEiwAI0mBBkQsF-gzZZvDIl0bUzKKwLuMeHPSBIsExli5hjE79NWVGO-j3ZFpnhoCXqsQAvD_BwE @craggy marsh

what an ugly link

[zealous meteor]

it's surprisingly easy to install ffxiv on it

[vestal hollow]

dont trust the fox

[stray forge]

Wth ppl buy from bestbuy

[remote gate]

anyways a pc handheld

[stray forge]

I thought that was like only for when you can put shit on the company card

[zealous meteor]

do trust the fox

[stray forge]

Like shopping at staples

[jolly flume]

I'm a frequent microcenter enjoyer

[remote gate]

asus rog ally X is actually incredible and I own one

[craggy marsh]

It's okay I can wait 4 days without my precious baby boy 😭

Ill just watch my husband play BG3

[wicked delta]

Holy shit its estrogen

[craggy marsh]

Which btw

[remote gate]

are you SURE about that

[rapid whale]

Back in my day they used to have a store called Fry's electronics

[trim frost]

you're not allowed in a microcenter ur too big

[rain geode]

If everyone has to play perfect maybe the check is a bit to tight imo but thats the last thing I have to say one hte matter

[craggy marsh]

He's using the Withers mod

[rapid whale]

Perfect is an exaggeration

[remote gate]

i went thru the same situation myself and it was awful

[craggy marsh]

[jolly flume]

but i'm chine

[sleek moon]

like, height? too tall?

[stray forge]

Wth

[remote gate]

bro???

[wicked delta]

What did he mean by this?

[jolly flume]

I mean that chinese people are shorter in stature on average!

[clear plume]

its sometimes correct to let procs drop, not saying it happened there, but in general

[wicked delta]

Uh huh

[remote gate]

seriously tho mango get a gaming handheld you will not regret it

[clear plume]

or combos

bc of procs

[craggy marsh]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[remote gate]

its so nice to be able to play pc games on the tv

or in your bed

or anywhere

[stray forge]

Enjoy ur 60fps nerd

[rapid whale]

Duck it mango drop 8k on a grand new set up

[craggy marsh]

I do hear good things about them

[rapid whale]

Can you explain to me genuinely curious

[clear plume]

if u have saved procs going into a 2m window you have over 30s of shit to press that isnt basic filler combo

[zealous meteor]

i like my steam deck

[craggy marsh]

Give me 8k for it am a broke

[remote gate]

steam deck is also a good option

[craggy marsh]

(Am not broke broke but I like my comfy bank account for rent rn)

[clear plume]

so youre dropping a feather proc button or your combo

and combo is better to drop of those

[zealous meteor]

i should install ffxi on it (no)

[craggy marsh]

My laptop is 5 years old but it'll do for a bit

But i will take that handheld into consideration

[echo ibex]

Give it to me

[craggy marsh]

Maybe ill get one when I pick up my pc

[remote gate]

i may have failed to get mango to buy a handheld but ive planted the seed into his mind 💯

[craggy marsh]

[remote gate]

he will become handheld god

[stray forge]

The last handheld I bought was a 3ds

I bought one game for it

Then never played it again

I’ve spent countless years sailing the high seas for Nintendo games just to make my money back

[zealous meteor]

i fuckin love my 3ds

[jolly flume]

my aunt bought me a ds lite when I was a wee child and my mom smashed it with a hammer because I screwed up some quiz in elementary school

[stray forge]

I don’t think I even finished the fucking game

[zealous meteor]

i think your mom has issues

[wicked delta]

When I got my first DS I was basically the coolest kid in my elementary school class bc nobody else had that shit

[jolly flume]

asian parents do tend to overreact a little

they've mellowed out

[zealous meteor]

i use my 3ds more than my switch lmao
it's so much nicer to carry around

[jolly flume]

yeah the 3ds form factor is kinda optimal

[rain geode]

I havnt used my 3ds in awhile

I use my VITA occasionally

[jolly flume]

modern handhelds feel too chunky to have out while on the go

[craggy marsh]

A bully tried to steal my 3ds from me in middle school and they tripped on their untied shoes as they ran away

[dense oxide]

Modded 3ds is goat

[stray forge]

Why did you have your 3ds with you at school you degen

Smh

[dense oxide]

I never run out of game to play

[stray forge]

Pay attention in class kids

[rain geode]

Maybe Ill use my Vita to play like FFX so I can say Ive playing a ff game bsides XIV

[craggy marsh]

I got bullied a lot and needed something to relax with during lunch

[zealous meteor]

i nodded two of them
BACK IN MY DAY we didn't HAVE this fancy "luma3ds" bullshit. we used rxtools and we LIKED it

[remote gate]

sell it now 3dss sell for good money

[rain geode]

I constantly brought my 3ds to school

[stray forge]

Okay AARP relax

[sleek moon]

i had a psp as my emulation machine for a while when my PC died

[stray forge]

true

[wicked delta]

Some kid stole my copy of fire emblem conquest and that was baby’s first crash out I think

[stray forge]

I sold pokemon platinum for $160

[wicked delta]

Thats the first one I can remember

[stray forge]

used no box

[craggy marsh]

My first crash out was when I was 9

[jolly flume]

toby you're like stella

just less violently angry

[rain geode]

Im never selling my copy of HGSS

[remote gate]

who the FUCK bullied my goat i will actually annoy them to death for that

[wicked delta]

Oh I threw a brick at that kid

[craggy marsh]

I threw a fit bc I didn't get Lego Batman for my birthday

[jolly flume]

????

you need to be locked up

[wicked delta]

Yeah really hated that guy

[stray forge]

shiggy just wants to get bullied

cause they enjoy it

[craggy marsh]

It's okay if it's an consolation I've spied on their Facebook and they're divorced rn

[wicked delta]

Look he was a racist bully I think I was morally correct in throwing a brick at him

[remote gate]

nah i actually picked fights and spit on kids who bullied me

[remote gate]

hahahaha

[wicked delta]

But I was mostly mad over the fire emblem copy

I got it back though

[stray forge]

Toby

not much of value was lost

[wicked delta]

[stray forge]

that trio of games was ass

[craggy marsh]

When the straight A honor roll student can't keep a marriage together but a C-B student can keep a marriage of 4 years together with zero problems

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[wicked delta]

Well it was ass but my parents still bought it for me so

[stray forge]

goodbye aether

[remote gate]

when your hater falls off hard

[wicked delta]

It was the only game id get for that year

[stray forge]

i was on you actually playing for like 1 hour and spent the rest of the time just afking in gridania

but i wont forget u

wait what the hell

IM STUCK ON AETHER???

[wicked delta]

[craggy marsh]

Everyday I pray my haters suffer the wrath of pneumonia

[wicked delta]

This type hater shit I was on when I learned that my number 1 opp was getting divorced

[jolly flume]

I never had any opps

[craggy marsh]

It's a good feeling

[wicked delta]

Really hated that guy

[craggy marsh]

Never let the opps win

[jolly flume]

I had one kid I really hated but it was one sided hatred

he was just annoying as fuck and I never wanted to hear his voice

[remote gate]

what about cat scratch fever

[wicked delta]

I hate a lot of things but its more accurate to say I dislike a lot of things

[craggy marsh]

Cat scratch fever but on their balls

[wicked delta]

If I hate you then I will actively be praying for your downfall

I have become hyper religious just to wish terrible things upon people I hate

[remote gate]

heartworms but inside your spleen

[wicked delta]

God bless the lord 🙏🏾

[craggy marsh]

Itchy bones

[wicked delta]

Im prolly not seeing the pearly gates man

[shy obsidian]

i'm gonna burn

[jolly flume]

lord, make both sides of his pillow warm

[true beacon]

Jokes on you I got that my first run

[stray forge]

jokes on you its cold in my apt so a warm pillow would be excellent

[remote gate]

woe FIV be upon you

[random needle]

Oh my god I think we just saw limit cut in e12sp1

Mom come pick me up I'm scared

[craggy marsh]

i'm not gonna see the pearly gates either but i'm gonna give God the omega dap before he sends me to hell

[wicked delta]

This reminds me of a kid I knew who literally sounded like Eric Cartman

[true beacon]

You mean Lions Rampant?

[random needle]

There were no lions, just statues

[wicked delta]

That was just his voice but I was tryna not to laugh every single time he spoke

[random needle]

And numbers and tethers and lasers

[true beacon]

They’re all statues

[craggy marsh]

Well since I am a vet I can bring home samples of cats i've treated with FIV and turn it into a weapon to use on them at my high school reunion

[remote gate]

consider it a "homecoming surprise gift"

[vestal hollow]

you have reached lions rampant

[random needle]

They aren't lions though? They're statues of humans

[jolly flume]

it's called statues

it's also really pretty easy ngl

for once it's not any more complicated than 1234

[random needle]

I can only assume we're not at the Really Bad Part yet

[craggy marsh]

I thought the statues were very easy when I did it

[random needle]

It was just a lot to see at once

[jolly flume]

tbf there isn't that much crazy stuff towards the end of the fight

just gotta figure out how to do lions without half your party falling over

or maybe half your party can fall over the mine check is still pretty chill

[rain geode]

Im behind on my book club book so I think Im just gonna start M11S prog after reset and catch up on my book

[jolly flume]

i'm gonna shower and gags violently play ff

[stray forge]

does ur book club read toxic friends raidplans

[steep narwhal]

i'm gonna shower and play stardew

[jolly flume]

catch a lava eel in my honor

[rain geode]

tbf you could be doing pvp in ff thats even worse

and no none of them play xiv

[stray forge]

stardew one of those games ive tried to get into like 4 times and the longest i could go without getting insanely bored was like 2 hours

[rain geode]

we're reading journey to the west

[echo ibex]

Why is people going against fixed stampede on 11

Sure leave the literal last mechanic to pure random

[torn kindle]

I got the Ecliptic passport \o/

[sinful brook]

Yeah statues is just limit cut sorta and then you get lions it's pretty fun

If y'all cook up some echo tier lions Strat it's funny as fuck

[stray forge]

why r ppl scared of limit cut

is it spooky

[clear plume]

https://medal.tv/games/ff-xiv-online/clips/lWQ06TB8PKIH0_OiN?invite=cr-MSxOSWQsMTQ4MDYzMzIy&v=27

@jolly flume shits hilarious

[limpid edge]

try THIS

[jolly flume]

ooh that's good

[clear plume]

Pog

[jolly flume]

hot rod

[jolly flume]

again????

bro they gotta stop letting the opps win

[clear plume]

Pf cannot mitigate apparently

The drk was my old tank

He somehow asked this in 12-2

[jolly flume]

pog

[rain geode]

Alright Im gonna take a shower then maybe Ill do an hour or two of M11S prog

[clear plume]

pog

[jolly flume]

cute cat

[tulip anvil]

so im at arena split prog with my static

we havent seen it once

[rain geode]

Meow

I do really want that mount

Although I do wish It was a two seater

[limpid edge]

ok i got to enrage with no mistakes

im clear ready right?

[random needle]

Update: we have now seen lions

[dapper zealot]

Rizz

[sinful brook]

W

p1 ezpz

you win these

[random needle]

You should see our Junction Titan strats lmao

[remote gate]

holy shit m9s reclear parties are hot garbage on mondays

[stray forge]

Vro

[boreal pumice]

Yes

[stray forge]

All parties are hot garbage on mondays

[random needle]

This is the time that people are getting desperate, including the not great ones

Hopefully I can finally snag my W in m9 tomorrow

[remote gate]

really shouldve done my reclear earlier last week

[boreal pumice]

You get the left overs or the guy who’s gonna pay for it

[remote gate]

really wanna start progging 10s too

[stray forge]

Please I beg of you

[boreal pumice]

Tomorrow is another day as they say + tome

[stray forge]

Actually I guess prog is probably fine

Idk though

It’s the clear parties that are going insane rn

[visual geyser]

Damn this game is ded

[limpid edge]

the bunny bun bun

[random needle]

Would people be likely to join an m9 c41 tomorrow as their reclear

[rain geode]

It's not like 0% chance

[stray forge]

So I’m confused

Ppl just make c41s for their self

And ppl who know the fight join it?

[finite plank]

what happens if 2 people are in

[random needle]

Sometimes (often) they have helpers who have cleared before

[stray forge]

You get banned for hacking two people into a one person mount

[boreal pumice]

Get the alpha treatment , your ass goes in the boot that’s poms seat

[rain geode]

basically, usually you come with a few people already but even thats not always the case

[random needle]

A good chunk of people in this game are actually nice and want to help people get their first clears of stuff, especially in things like Ultimates

[boreal pumice]

Field op ppl are nice ppl they gladly explain things , do the more tougher rolls

[stray forge]

Idk I’ve been in pf with some of the general populace and while I’d help some ppl….

Would u help watashia

[limpid edge]

asasd

[stray forge]

asasd

[random needle]

asasd

[rain geode]

asasd

[dapper zealot]

asasd

[rain geode]

Wow there are no fresh parties guess people have been on M11S awhile

do I wanna wait for a full party to fill? probbaly not.

[stray forge]

I also can’t imagine people wanting to start fresh on a Monday night tbh but that’s just me

Chances are they’re all in the same position as us and spent the entire week trying to get the clear of m10 already lol

[rain geode]

I mean if you fresh day doesnt really matter

[stray forge]

Ya I just mean like the pf exhaustion

[rain geode]

Maybe but theres still a shit ton of M11S parties lol

[tulip anvil]

what are the chances i can find a 2 chest clear party for m10s

my static isnt gonna clear tonight

the same static that got mad i cleared last week btw

[rain geode]

chances that you can find the party or chances that youll clear with that party

[raw sand]

wouldnt it be better to just aim for a book at this time of the week

[tulip anvil]

idk im just really frustrated

[raw sand]

and then try ur luck again after reset

yeh, get the passport first

[tulip anvil]

i already have cleared

[echo ibex]

Someone remind me on snake prio, group 1 is CCW and group 2 cw right

[tulip anvil]

the problem is i need a reclear

[raw sand]

still, better book than no book

[stray forge]

You’ll prob get 1 chest max

[tulip anvil]

nice

great

btw i wanna say something

we started firesnaking/watersnaking on wednesday

and we just finished deep aerial today

[stray forge]

2 chesters are going to mostly be ppl trying to get the clear rather than clean runs id say

[terse zodiac]

what in the world is this 😭

echo dont even exist

does min ilvl even do anything

[random needle]

For what fight?

[rain geode]

youll have less Ilevel

[echo ibex]

P8S

[terse zodiac]

i mean like can you even turn on min ilvl for a current savage

[dense oxide]

Yes

[rain geode]

I would assume so

[dense oxide]

And yea that was snake prio, just in that fight the melees/tanks flex to other group if needed

most fight just refer to the group prio tho

[finite plank]

what are the goals of the static

if this is a casual static, the standards are incredibly low

to the point i dont see the point of a casual static when you could just be a friend group pfing

if this is shc, they suck

if this is midcore, well, even the standards are going to be ambiguous but this is too slow for a midcore to be stuck on m10 on week 2

it's a few hours to reset, get lucky for a book run at that point

[rain geode]

I always forget Weekly is hours before daily, Maybe Ill stay up for my reclears.

[finite plank]

i'd be frustrated if im forced with a group that underperforms a pf

[rain geode]

I was going going to say PF is mostly on M11S at this point

[stray forge]

tfw my static is also on m10s still

[tulip anvil]

at this rate i wont be at m11s til the week after next

[stray forge]

someone literally was like

hey i forgot about raid

💀

thanks bro....

[rain geode]

Man I was complaining about not having a static but it sounds like Im still doing better then a lot of the statics here?

[stray forge]

mine is specifically a casual static

[tulip anvil]

not having a static is good cus you can raid at your own pace

[tulip wraith]

my static is up to meteorain rn

[rain geode]

thats the one upside yes

[mortal stone]

Let it be known far and wide that I am NOT washed

[stray forge]

I joined a casual one bc I like them and my interest in games wanes so will probably get bored of all this and be happy to have a casual group that I can mostly chill with

[tulip wraith]

we only meet twice a week three hours each though, then go ham in pf

[tulip anvil]

another upside is that if you find that your party sucks you can just leave and find a new one

with my static the people in it suck so im always forced to raid with them

[stray forge]

you can do this with a static too

[tulip anvil]

honeslty it has taken all the fun out of raiding

[rain geode]

I mean realistically you can technically do that in a static to

nothings actually stopping you

[tulip anvil]

cant, they never wanna find new people and i cant leave the static without being an ass

[finite plank]

just leave

[jolly flume]

that sounds like a them problem and not a you problem

[stray forge]

how would that make you an ass

i mean you dont have to like

crash out

just say your interests align with more of a hardcore vibe than they have

[mortal stone]

I hate to be that guy but be an ass. You don’t have to be theatric about it but you have no obligation to stay in the group if it’s not meeting your goals

[jolly flume]

this is what you say:

due to concerns about performance I've decided that I will not be continuing to raid with this group. thanks and seeya.

idk whats being an ass about that

learn to say no to people

[finite plank]

i left a shc top group because not only did they not bother to find a sub, some people likely have more important things to do irl despite the schedule

[jolly flume]

it's good for you

[tulip anvil]

listen, they got really really mad at me because i cleared a fight without them before reset, if i leave their reaction will be worse

[dapper zealot]

So?

[rain geode]

and?

[finite plank]

i believe i left by saying "you can go find another melee easily" or something along the lines

[stray forge]

now ur just being a bottom

[dapper zealot]

It won't matter after you leave

[rain geode]

Not that theres anything wrong with that

[tulip anvil]

theyre also some of the few friends i have

[finite plank]

depends on the situation but

if this is a casual static

they should not be mad at you

[stray forge]

No u should be ashamed!!!!!

[finite plank]

i still dont know what kind of static this is

[trim frost]

i am though

[stray forge]

[rain geode]

:C

[finite plank]

grats on clearing before reset

i got lucky for my clear

[trim frost]

i have no desire to clear today

saw through rep 2 that's good enough for me

[finite plank]

i can play well enough to compensate gear poverty

but making me go freestyle vpr without progging the fight as vpr even once to clear was something else

[mortal stone]

I’d like to thank the academy for my clear

Aka this macro

[finite plank]

i dont know where to triple awaken

[mortal stone]

That does half of idyllic dream for you

[finite plank]

or how to triple awaken with 2.12

[scarlet lintel]

hopped into an 12 merc party. we died to damage to a mech. i asked if they wanted me to move a mit there. no one replied. we died to damage again. no one commented. i decided to move my mit and we survive. then we die at the end cause healers kill me and themselves. disband

[stray forge]

im of the opinion that half the shit that happens in pf parties would not happen if people used vc but everyone in this game is shy

[trim frost]

wait thats a good macro icon

[stray forge]

25% of the ppl that play this game have horrendous crashouts beyond my wildest imagination

[mortal stone]

You just click the button for what clone you get tethered to and it tells you where to stand and when to move and go if you’re defamation

[stray forge]

25% would say uwu in comms

[mortal stone]

It’s in the DN raid plan for 12 p2 idyllic

[rain geode]

If people dont read words I have my doubts they would hear them

[stray forge]

the other 25% would slide into ur dms

[trim frost]

ye i got that on my command panel too but your icons are prob better

[rain geode]

I have certainly noticed that

[finite plank]

...i made mine be a double check to see if my mental thoughts are right

[trim frost]

i love that 99% of my wipes were people not knowing how to do snake prio correctly

[finite plank]

this macro definitely looks better but i cba to set it up

[tulip wraith]

i havent looked at m12p2 yet, is that macro setup just in the raidplan?

[trim frost]

https://raidplan.io/plan/zoeminUT6l2gaOWp#4

in desc here

[finite plank]

yes, for idyllic

[tulip wraith]

ty

well i saw a clear so i know what its for, but havent looked at the raidplan so not clue if it was there
regardless its here now so ty

[finite plank]

i smashed all of them into 4 macros to describe each direction on a compass

and not use waymarks cause waymarks are changing

i just realized, my clear had a tank die

[mortal stone]

This + static callouts carried me from fresh idyllic into clear ready

[finite plank]

so that's why we saw enrage castbar...

[mortal stone]

The only actual brainpower used was for the towers part

[stray forge]

i never use my brain for raids

my fingers move of their own volition

[remote gate]

reclear done

party of gamers came in and we cleared no problem

[finite plank]

which floor?

[remote gate]

m9s

once I reclear 9s after reset im starting 10s now that I have ill have all the stuff I need

[rapid whale]

Do you want the ones with waymark

[trim frost]

its chill

i can just fix it myself if i really want to

[rain geode]

Im still a fight away from it mattering but Im gonna have to make some room on my command panel

[vestal hollow]

vpr does the week 1 strat and not parallel, we wipe because i did not have enough room to stretch DB's tether and i get gaslit

fascinating

[jolly flume]

you can eat the short tether as tank

[worn bluff]

does he stop where you were standing or go all the way to the edge?

[trim frost]

who is he

[worn bluff]

HE

deep blue

like if you took tether without stretching all the way

[tulip wraith]

in deep aerial? they go all the way to the edge following the line path. if you dont stretch it enough tether will just kill you

[stray forge]

There’s like

Sometimes not enough room

But I still live

:^)

Can’t tell if mits or visual bug

[jolly flume]

yeah you can tank it even on a squishy but you need healers to time a heal on you so you can live the steam after

[stray forge]

Oh

Wait no I mean like

I don’t even take damage

I assume it’s shield

:^)

[jolly flume]

probably a shield eating it yeah

I wish you didnt take damage

[tulip wraith]

deep aerial best mechanic cause i just get to twiddle my thumbs in bubble

[worn bluff]

you should have at least your 40% up anyways as tank

[daring pine]

hello cutie lounge

[tulip wraith]

hi marce

[rain geode]

Meowdy

[stray forge]

Hello egirl lounge

[daring pine]

i think m9s gave me ibs

[rain geode]

whu

[stray forge]

Is that an indirect way to tell this channel you’ve been stuck on the toilet

[daring pine]

more like stuck on enrage

i hate pf brah

[tulip wraith]

the bats got laxatives on them

[stray forge]

[rain geode]

I get that shes a dom but thats pretty cruel

[daring pine]

“enrage to clear” and its people stuck on hiac

[rain geode]

Ive actually never seen M9S enrage we either die to mechanics or we clear

[daring pine]

seen enrage like

3 times now

[rain geode]

Thats rough

[tulip wraith]

i believe in the clear before reset

[daring pine]

you should see the sage i just had

[daring pine]

i don’t

[rain geode]

I might be able to help with a clear at some point but I forget do are you NA or EU

[daring pine]

i feel ill anyway im not gonna push myself

[daring pine]

im eu playing on na

its 5am for me xd

[rain geode]

Yeah if you want Im willing to join in a clear at ssome point not rn tho

[jolly flume]

[daring pine]

eh i’ll just get the clear after reset im not that bothered

[rain geode]

Meow

[tulip wraith]

id help clear too but i dont got an alt for full loot

[daring pine]

also

you should see the sage i had

just bow

now*

[rain geode]

Well yeah Im not doing anything befor clear Im catching up on my book club rn

Log?

[daring pine]

book club

scholar player

makes sense

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/beedrill-sonic-rings-gif-576227844396797955

[tulip wraith]

1 more hour and my 6 day weekend starts

[daring pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207969808897933312/1463030793440989397/image.png?ex=6970591a&is=696f079a&hm=e6c8119cbbd3988b60d3ca6b31b633988af1bf360e21f25bea0424203368b8e6&

[tulip wraith]

oh........

[daring pine]

look at my sage bruh we not clearing

no no there’s more

it gets worse

[rain geode]

How do you even like

do that little

[daring pine]

i’ll show you

:)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207969808897933312/1463032558215233536/image.png?ex=69705abf&is=696f093f&hm=204f5a3fd7026d22c51236e8eb05af7ba77fd068626d120b67baaba9d1b415af&

[rain geode]

Even my worst pulls I manage like 11-13k

[tulip wraith]

?????

avoided overheal but no damage

[midnight furnace]

Well thats the end of my weekly tries

[tulip wraith]

they just standing there

[daring pine]

aerid

[midnight furnace]

Holy hell M10S sucks movement wise

[daring pine]

look right underneath the overheal part

[tulip wraith]

[midnight furnace]

Me as a BLM dunno how many times died to Parallel BECAUSE FRIGGIN TETHER DOESNT STRETCH ENOUGH

AND FOR SOME REASON DEEP BLUE TARGETS ME 3 TIMES

[rain geode]

Kardia is gross but honestly 0 Psyches I think is the part that destroys me the most for some reason

[jolly flume]

hm

this looks bad !

[midnight furnace]

Bros win this week sadly

[jolly flume]

ugh, what a drag!

[stray forge]

Simply

[tulip wraith]

hey only 2 interrupted casts though

[midnight furnace]

And naturally no one knows how to do Split Arena because no one is able to prog it enough

Holy hell Second Floor Fights are always a pain XD

[rain geode]

I really hope M10S reclears dont turn into memes

[tulip wraith]

im so excited for my m10s reclear

its such a fun fight

[midnight furnace]

Honey Bee and her friggin RNG crazyness, Sugar Riot and her Yams and Mus and now fokkin Bros being a drag about it

(Oh i dont disagree there its easily my favorite second floor of the arcadion)

But man its tiring

Im not blameless also because ive died to stupid shit on Parallel and Snaking

[rain geode]

I dont want to do anymore snaking prog parties ever

[midnight furnace]

Man the Boards do tricks on our eyes sometimes, you think its a Stack its a fokkin Tankbuster lol

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/washing-sweet-potatoes-the-whole-food-plant-based-cooking-show-rinsing-sweet-potatoes-rubbing-the-dirt-off-the-sweet-potatoes-preparing-food-gif-4312650838523591033

Did someone say yams

[midnight furnace]

And i know im gonna be stuck here more with my static XD

[woven tundra]

If you laugh you get put in the coffinmaker

[rain geode]

I think Ive accidently taken a tank buster exactly once

[midnight furnace]

Since only this week we will finally clear M9S and begin M10S prog

[midnight furnace]

Ive took it thrice

Its tricky

[stray forge]

What

[rain geode]

I clears M9S Wensday week 1 and M10S friday week 2

Hoping to clear M11S week 3 but we'll see

[stray forge]

What do you mean it’s tricky aren’t you blm 😭

[midnight furnace]

Boards can be confusing XD

[limpid edge]

m11s pot timing is 0 5 10?

[woven tundra]

0 kardia uptime Boil this guy immediately

No jury no bail

[midnight furnace]

Guys Boiled

[woven tundra]

Straight in the pot

[midnight furnace]

Sad end

[limpid edge]

potting 6 seems bad cuz of the downtime

[jolly flume]

just pot 5 you're never going to see 10:30 again in a party with hands

[woven tundra]

0-6-10.30 if u love ur sch ast / seeing enrage

[jolly flume]

we brought four ungeared alts in and killed at exactly 10:30

it just ain't worth

[woven tundra]

Pleaaaaaase pot in my chain pleaaaaàse

[limpid edge]

i dont think i will!

[woven tundra]

Boil this guy

[jolly flume]

chain feed is fake anyways

you think that guy is critting hyosho? think again

[woven tundra]

My damage is ass i need rdps to make it look better

[limpid edge]

wk 3 enrage PF party might be ok with 10:30

[jolly flume]

wk 3 enrage is already

[limpid edge]

i want to clear before reset but SLEEP

[stray forge]

you could sleep

or you could feed your video game addiction

[jolly flume]

i'm lying in bed with the lights off doomscrolling

[undone tide]

do NOT type the initials WK

[rain geode]

So Ill have enough books to pick up an acc next week but Im wondering If I should be greedy and wait until I know what pieces I specifically want

[jolly flume]

just save em until you win something

[rain geode]

Probably for the best but it feels a bit greedy with aparently no one being able to hit the M11S enrage in PF

[jolly flume]

1 healer accessory is not going to wipe you in week 3

[undone tide]

hey chiyo

wanna shield heal for me…

[jolly flume]

:)

[undone tide]

FUCK

[jolly flume]

i'm just an eepy lil guy...

[undone tide]

i think i’m not going to clear before reset

[rain geode]

You have what 2 hours?

[undone tide]

thought i was going to be good with futaba’s party but they saw enrage literally their last pull and didn’t take me cuz im still at 25% ish

[jolly flume]

gg

[limpid edge]

ive had a run where a healer died to full hp raidwide. If he had an extra acc, he wouldve lived!

[raw sand]

i thought these were sweet potatoes :0

[undone tide]

like literally nobody in pf knows how to do the stacks and defas in idyllic

that’s the only problem

like it’s literally impossible for them to count

[stray forge]

youll never believe this

[jolly flume]

he would also have lived if they had the self preservation instinct to use literally any st mit after seeing next to no mit on a raidwide cast

besides that 1 healer death should also not wipe you but lol

[limpid edge]

i was impressed we lived that one heartbreak tower doing ppp. That healer mustve been spammin the heck out of heals.

[limpid edge]

it was actually 2 healers and the caster that died

[jolly flume]

sounds like the entire party needs to learn how to press mit

[limpid edge]

i think we overused mit on the previous mech

cuz we already had deaths there

[jolly flume]

sun tzu raidwide mit png

[limpid edge]

first few runs of a PF is always just throw random mit first and see how your cotank/cohealer/comelee mits

[jolly flume]

shield+20% is enough for the important stuff and you should be able to accidentally have that much on every instance of damage even if you had metaphorical monkeys on typewriters pressing mit

feint even gets to actually do something in that fight

[tulip anvil]

joined a clear party as a 2nd caster

did more damage than the blm

they kick me

bescause im not a phys ranged

[jolly flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380688280240128000/1462923192304926792/image.png?ex=696ff4e4&is=696ea364&hm=a4ae9897a97507f7875f13652dc2151420a7c3602dcfd94acb358a0e8ee47600&

[tulip anvil]

i was the pct

but i guess a phys ranged would make their meager damage look better i guess

[limpid edge]

interesting controller scheme but how bout joystick left hand for movement, mmo mouse right hand for actions?

maybe learn that

[woven tundra]

Terrifying message to be receiving 2h from weekly reset

[woven tundra]

Terrifying thing to be reading full stop

[amber fable]

Man is there a plugin which shows the days left in your sub in hours

Instead of days

1 day left is confusing

[rapid whale]

Maybe it was because they felt it was mit issue idk

[stray forge]

what are the lyrics of the m10s song

[tulip anvil]

nobody died from damage, mitting was not a problem

[rapid whale]

Look in the mirror x67 times

IDK then

[stray forge]

are they really shit like "I'm rock hard" and "it's growing real tall" 💀

[tulip anvil]

what was a problem was the fact that the party lead and their buddy only had 33% in an enrage party

[amber fable]

Google it

[stray forge]

theres no lyrics

vro of course i googled it before coming here

its just random fanscriptions on youtube

[amber fable]

Yeah well thats the best we got atm

No official lyrics yet

[tulip anvil]

im rock hard

its growing real tall

[stray forge]

Bro….

[amber fable]

Me when i get strong urge to piss

[stray forge]

😩

Ppl love mentioning their desires to excrete these days

[jolly flume]

the swells are growin real tall and

it's a liquid badlands at point break

🗣️

[stray forge]

Oh that makes sense

[rapid whale]

This isn't who we're proud to be this is who we've always been

[jolly flume]

(look in the mirror)

(look in the mirror)

(look in the mirror and tell me what you see)

found out who we wanna be, in the mirror

right where we oughtta be

[stray forge]

this is what chiyo sees

[jolly flume]

we like this song too much I think

[stray forge]

that person spelled meow wrong

[jolly flume]

moew

[rapid whale]

moe moe

[rain geode]

Meow

[brisk scarab]

The BLM Bozja Relic was NOT worth it LOL

[alpine plover]

do you buff first gcd in 12?

[brisk scarab]

How do they make a relic whos previous phase is better then the final