endgame-lounge

[worn bluff]

MCH players summoning queen when arena split towers are about to go off making me think we have an extra person

oh right we could have just skipped all this if they just talked to us like normal people

[stray forge]

me when a jrpg jrpgs

[thin fox]

dude in m12s when the mch brings out queen in act 1

IM TRYING TO SEE MY FUCKING WING

GET YOUR FAT ASS QUEEN OFF THE ARENA BRO

[stray forge]

wth

you stay on aether if you move there?

[low hearth]

yo for ptt u share 1 hit during tower 2 and then share 3 hits during tower 3 ?

at the start of them

[thin fox]

2 hits for tower 3

[low hearth]

ok

[echo ibex]

I don't get why mch summon queen on ultimate arena on m11

[echo ibex]

Wild.

[sleek moon]

tbh that also depends on comp

some mfs do almost no dmg when they hold

[stray forge]

[low hearth]

[jade nimbus]

bro

I just realized I got scammed

I bought normal quality food

[low hearth]

[dapper zealot]

Did you just buy the first listing?

[jade nimbus]

on day one, ye

didn't pay attention to it

[low hearth]

-200k

😝

[dapper zealot]

Wait day one?

You've been using nq this whole time?

[worn bluff]

some mfs do almost no dmg when they hold

[sleek moon]

thats true too but i mean even people that know how to play

sometimes people hold too much

[low hearth]

the reaper racking up 2 damage downs in orbital omen

https://klipy.com/gifs/lebron-james-139

[worn bluff]

they doin the 1234 dodge

[stray forge]

me fr

[low hearth]

yo 777 party is craaaazy

[jade nimbus]

yeee

[random needle]

0.5 x 0 DPS is still 0 DPS though

[dapper zealot]

Bruh

You've been eating unsalted popcorn

[rapid whale]

Wtf that's like winning three pieces lol

[random needle]

Man, getting a clear PF for m9 is gonna be rough for me this coming week... Hopefully I'll have the energy to try and get a clear tonight before or after my usual static time

[daring pine]

👀

[stray forge]

i thought m9 would be ezpz for even pf now

[daring pine]

im gonna be pfing my clear after work

[random needle]

Never underestimate the stupidity of PF

Especially trying to clear on a Monday

[echo ibex]

-Tell DNC to hold 2 min, twice
-Doesn't do it for 2 pulls
-Look inside
-German

[jolly flume]

not even french

[sleek moon]

i wonder how summoners are taking that fight

[true beacon]

yeah I saw that earlier

[clear plume]

Which fight? Smn is pretty ok with all of them

[trim frost]

kicking a smn and replacing them with a blm secured me my m11 clear week 1 😛

[wheat marsh]

when you realize most PFers aren't consistent enough for a static, it makes more sense

and i mean that both time-wise and mechanics consistency-wise

(is me)

[low hearth]

fucking scholar doing 6k rdps less than they should be

were enraging bro

[clear plume]

If u mean 10s bubble hold u just press ruin 3

[low hearth]

playing summoner is lowkey crazy

if ur going to play a chud job just be comp at it man

[wheat marsh]

no

[valid solar]

calling smn a chud job is crazy work

[low hearth]

[wheat marsh]

the two buttons summoner gets to press during downtime are our shield and the 2 min buff. why would they ever hold during downtime XD

[low hearth]

summoner outside of 70 ultimates

https://klipy.com/gifs/washed-celtics-shaq

[clear plume]

Sure thing anime pfp

[boreal pumice]

tobi right FT boss 2 has hands

[low hearth]

the 3 bosses?

Dead Stars

[boreal pumice]

aye the oinkers

my brain during ice phase

[echo ibex]

imagine it's drg

Anyways fun fight

I didn't even have DP

[jolly flume]

make sure to say ty for the hold

to that party

[low hearth]

natty hold

[rapid whale]

Fr they let you get last 1min

[echo ibex]

Not really, didn't get everything

[sleek moon]

was looking at logs and seems they just send bahamut during bubble, they only hold searing light and the 2 necrotize

[echo ibex]

Missed an starcross

[rapid whale]

Skissue

[round hazel]

that's what my.bf does

it's optimal and ass

I have to hold my entire DNC burst

[rapid whale]

Just ruin spam smile

[round hazel]

[sleek moon]

ruin spam like 17? times is prob a bigger loss than solar bahamut on 2 targets

[round hazel]

can't remember what he does besides holding

[alpine plover]

I WON

[rapid whale]

Probably lol

[round hazel]

but he got a high purple with it so be bad to do something right

[sleek moon]

yeah smn is way too rigid with holding so thats prob just the best course

[rapid whale]

I'm more thinking about the loss from misaligning baha from buffs for the rest of the fight

[boreal pumice]

i didnt know you were a slime leader

[alpine plover]

for more than an year probably

[rapid whale]

Especially the potted 2min

You're probably right tho

[dull drum]

baha blast

[rapid whale]

Maybe some funky stuff like hold all egi and ruin spam before the bubble is up, send egi into bubble

Congrats!!

[sleek moon]

the top parse im seeing would have lost 1 demi at the end of the fight if he held

[echo ibex]

Isn't that good so you just get and hold feathers

[round hazel]

lol rip smn

[round hazel]

my rotation goes to gigahell

because I'm not holding standard

just tech and flourish

[alpine plover]

yoyo

i cleared

11

[echo ibex]

Good boy

[alpine plover]

[echo ibex]

Now do it again

Also hello ma'am

[trim frost]

oeuf

[vast jacinth]

M11s pf is hell trust i will kill today

[alpine plover]

we

cleared with

1 DD

[clear plume]

How many pulls

[dull drum]

wheres that smn meme where they job change to picto

or edit it to blm this time ig idk

[alpine plover]

95 pulls

nvm

81 pulls

some static members had 95 cuz they also pf-ed a bit

[stray forge]

why am i literally so cursed

[echo ibex]

Eeeeeeh

Could be worse tbh

[stray forge]

WORSE THAN 10%

[amber fable]

Play sam then

[echo ibex]

Yeah but the other 50%

[amber fable]

100% crit

[stray forge]

I hated sam tbh

[sleek moon]

it was BLM originally

since smn/rdm had a reason to exist with prog, but picto could do everything blm could

[quick verge]

caster role ICANT

[zealous meteor]

smn opener

1. swiftcast
2. 

[boreal pumice]

silence should just effect anymove that is classed as a spell right?

[queen raft]

I want to try to get into savage raiding when I rejoin the game. What's the best melee class for it?

[random needle]

Whatever you enjoy most

[queen raft]

I enjoy RPR rn but my RPR character isn't at end of content yet

[stray forge]

Don’t do it

[sleek moon]

imagine "just silence enrage"

[random needle]

Reaper is definitely usable if you put in the work, but if you're absolutely committed to the numbers, it's in a kinda rough spot compared to other melees rn

[boreal pumice]

mainly asking since i coulnt songs when silenced but they abitlies

[queen raft]

In terms of DPS which would you say is the best?

[random needle]

I mean... It kinda makes sense when you think about it

[queen raft]

The main reason I like RPR is because it's combinations and stuff feel easy to me

[boreal pumice]

rp wise

[sleek moon]

shoulda mentioned it's a RP question lol

looking at the whole tier clear logs, almost feels weird to see BLM go to top 3 most played after so many years of being the least played job

[stray forge]

90% of the time I spent in m10s was “okay should I save my AC for a possible cleave or should I get the double communio now on one of the bros” like I really don’t want to spend the time making a timeline spreadsheet of when to do what esp when viper just kinda is like “ah yes i save my coils for this moment when the boss is 10m away”

[sleek moon]

and monk somewhat

[amber fable]

Rpr enshroud dont cleave beside communio dont it

[stray forge]

It has four cleaves if you AC

Regular enshroud has two

[river sequoia]

I play him just because of the flashlyness

[amber fable]

So just double shroud at single boss would be better

It aint cleaving much

You can save perfecto for cleave I guess

[stray forge]

Double shroud is when you have ac up which is when you use perfectio lol

[amber fable]

Yeah but it's like tail end of burst

Then again ...i havent played rpr in a long while so I am not used to its quirk nowadays

[river sequoia]

I just follow this tbh

[stray forge]

That’s just the opener lol

[amber fable]

The opener isnt relevant in this context

[river sequoia]

Ohhh

Okay okay

[sleek moon]

i feel like drg mains are the only ones that dont jump around other melees based on meta

[jolly flume]

@wicked delta overcooked in a bit

[sleek moon]

the loyal hos

[dull drum]

mostly because their job has remained relatively stable in both savage and ulti content

[stray forge]

I should have just stayed drg

[jolly flume]

drg has been

pretty good

ur just the good lil buff kitten for the melee that the team actually gearfeeds bc litany is better than a 5%

[stray forge]

Yoshi P give us back our nastrond charges 💢

[random needle]

If I were gonna play a melee, it'd probably be MNK

[random needle]

Or give back Dragonsight, but make it a fire-and-forget buff like Dance Partner

[sleek moon]

idk i really liked monk before solar/lunar nadi, and while it's objectively a better version of the job I can't click with it anymore

[valid solar]

right so when its sword --> scythe, and im lp1 and therefore farther from the sword, should I be popping sprint ? it feels difficult to get there in time without it

[stray forge]

I’m just bored playing drg now…

[random needle]

I think I got lucky with only playing MNK after 7.0 changes, so I don't know what I was missing

[worn bluff]

are you a caster or no

[valid solar]

pranged

[worn bluff]

it’s doable without sprint but you might as well sprint

[whole estuary]

I wish MNK could equip bricks and broken pieces of parking lot asphalt as weapons

[worn bluff]

i do it as MT without sprint but i’m cheating because i’m PLD

[stray forge]

I feel like there are so few buttons to press

[worn bluff]

you have one sprint to spare for each weapons phase so may as well use it if you want

[sleek moon]

its either sprinting or learning how fast you can go through the boss after sword cleaves go off

[random needle]

MNK does at least get a few silly options, like their bare hands, sharks, or kettles

[worn bluff]

tbh as prange i wouldn’t feel like i need to sprint in any pattern

[stray forge]

I think they also get moogle plushies

[whole estuary]

not quite as visceral but I do like them

[stray forge]

That you can use as fists

[sleek moon]

have you got to ultimate trophy weapons yet @valid solar

[worn bluff]

once you get used to reading the patterns it’s not so bad on movement usually

in ultimate trophy weapons the last 4 weapons are closer together

i think

[whole estuary]

cat fists would be nice

[sleek moon]

i feel that's the worst mechanic in the entire fight

50% chance you do literally nothing

[worn bluff]

weapons are boring but also you have to pay attention

[sleek moon]

or you're sweating for your life

[worn bluff]

the worst combo

basically a job

doesn’t feel like i’m playing a video game

[wicked delta]

Another day vro

[valid solar]

did get there from fresh but very inconsistently

because if it was sword --> scythe people would clip each other

[sleek moon]

yeah going through that alone will be your main wall

and even progging later mechs will still have bumps there

shit ass mechanic

[queen raft]

I've had instances where I got too focused in the game I don't realize I'm in an AoE

[valid solar]

it seems like as simple mechanic in theory its just that it happens so quickly theres no time to adjust if you're out of position

[queen raft]

I have a question that might sound dumb

Are there savage or extreme version of dungeons?

[dapper zealot]

only criterion which are for the variant dungeons

[queen raft]

Oh

[rapid whale]

yea its like how m8s p1 was mostly an execution check

except now everyone gets to deal with it instead of just the tanks

[finite plank]

i wish mentor roulette counted for whichever category you got thrown in for

er, feck, this isn't rants

[wicked delta]

I didn’t know you did mentor roulettes

[finite plank]

it's pretty much the fastest roulette when the hours are dead

just to do something

[wicked delta]

Thats true

[sleek moon]

i cant imagine doing mentor during this time tbh, it's probably normal arkveld 10 times a day

[dapper zealot]

why arkveld?

[finite plank]

yeah, why arkveld?

[remote gate]

would you rather have normal arkveld or Shiva ex

[finite plank]

normal arkveld

[queen raft]

A extreme trial where you have to fight Endsinger, Arkveld and Shiva at the same time

[wicked delta]

I have been seeing Arkveld a weird amount lately

[finite plank]

never happening

[trim frost]

rep 2 party wiped to p1 for thirty minutes because dps and healers kept overlapping each other and dying to random shit

i played perfectly yet somehow i'm the only one in the party who's still in p1 :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[wicked delta]

No idea why

[remote gate]

thats basically an ultimate phase

[queen raft]

Where they heal each other's HP every ten seconds

[wicked delta]

Shiva lol

[trim frost]

IM THE ONLY ONE IN P1 BTW BTW

[low hearth]

holy moly

someones brain tumor kicked in during TWO way fireballl

[remote gate]

im trying my best im min maxing my tbns for edgemaxxing

[low hearth]

like why are there 5 people on one side during TWOWAY fireball

like be fr

[remote gate]

im sorry i was distracted by his incredible pecs

[stray forge]

What’s ark held

[trim frost]

his pecs are so mid

[queen raft]

The MHW trial

[stray forge]

Oh monster hunter

[low hearth]

long live the king bro

[queen raft]

In FFXIV

[low hearth]

like arkveld

https://klipy.com/gifs/monster-hunter-wilds-arkveld-roar

[trim frost]

surely 5/3 stack livable :3

[remote gate]

im easily distracted

[wicked delta]

I hope the Tyrant crushes my balls when I get to him

[low hearth]

like wtf were the people in the middle doing during portal tethers

m11s is so hard

[sleek moon]

like half of my trial roulettes have been arkveld, so i assume mentor would be even worse

[finite plank]

https://imgur.com/a/rflxlmark-LHffKhk

was gonna post an actual arkveld from the game

[trim frost]

you can do so much better

[low hearth]

i need to unlock ts yo

[queen raft]

Do I tank correctly? Whenever I tank I stay away from the party but within the healer's spell range so if I get targeted with an AoE tank buster I don't accidentally hit anyone else

[low hearth]

@thin fox you were right about the healers btw

[remote gate]

youre right im going to learn ffxiv modding so I can replace his model with super creek

[low hearth]

if ur playing with a noob healer ur just enraging bro

back to weapons

[remote gate]

thats pretty much how you tank in stuff yeah

[queen raft]

Second question what's the name of the tank buster with orbs? The one where you have to stack with the other tank with

[stray forge]

Tomestone advertising me a giant boobs catgirl streamer

[wicked delta]

Idk use eyes lmao. You can max melee like 95% of tankbusters as is so if you end up killing people then that’s your party being headasses n not you

[mortal flower]

Shared tank buster

[queen raft]

Oh

[remote gate]

is this arkveld ex

[finite plank]

there are no stack tbs in arkveld

or any tbs in general

just, tank towers

[stray forge]

I did arkveld like a month ago it was nutty lol

[remote gate]

was about to say I dont remember there being any tbs

[stray forge]

Bet it was fun when it was on content

[low hearth]

the towers i guess

[remote gate]

very

[queen raft]

I hate those

[thin fox]

a healer should be doing like 21k

so

compare that to m11s pf

[mortal flower]

Stack is Yellow = party/light party

Stack is red/has two orbs = it's a TB [shared]

It is is the striped danger circle = tower OR if red, tank buster

It is striped but it is yellow and a square = tank buster but it cleaves

[finite plank]

stack on tank = just a tb

[low hearth]

like we had 2 people dead for like 15 seconds and we still almost met the check bro

[alpine plover]

we actually got 2x lb3s

[mortal flower]

[alpine plover]

but we didn't get to use the 2nd one

[jolly flume]

tbf I wouldnt go as far as to say they SHOULD be doing 21k, 21k is pretty high

but almost every enrage log I've seen has healers below 20

and that's just sad

[finite plank]

19-21k

[low hearth]

13k healer

[finite plank]

22k+ are just geared healers

[queen raft]

Enrage is the point where the boss wipes the party right?

[alpine plover]

most of the time but in this case yes

[queen raft]

Oh

[alpine plover]

heavyweight tier indeed

[zealous meteor]

deep blue here is adorable

[dapper zealot]

he wants the pecs

[remote gate]

youre adorable sam

[wicked delta]

Yeah but there’s different types of enrages

Theres hard enrage where the boss just omega kills you and thats it

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

Theres also soft enrages where a boss will keep spamming raidwides or something of that variety to the point where healers cannot keep up

[remote gate]

/pet

[wicked delta]

But basically anything high end will have a hard enrage anyway lol

[zealous meteor]

99% of enrages in high end content are hard enrages to be fair

[low hearth]

soft enrages are lowkey goated

shoutout vamp fatale

[wicked delta]

Uh she definitely just kills you

[mortal flower]

You have baller ones like TEA

[low hearth]

her enrage is goated yo

that big ass orb

😭

[mortal flower]

TEA enrage is ballin

No it is not bias from 'the dot clip'

[wicked delta]

Yeah theres also the TEA enrage which is pretty unique

[sleek moon]

i cant believe they had tea enrage and then never did anything like it again

[clear plume]

Vamp fatale doesn’t have a soft enrage at all

[wicked delta]

And then DSR enrage where he says fuck you to three people (?) and omega kills them

[mortal flower]

YOU GET ONE MOUNTAINFIRE THATS IT

[low hearth]

thats a hard enrage?

[wicked delta]

Um yes

[mortal flower]

THAT'S ALL YOU GET NO MORE PEAK TBS EVER AGAIN

[jolly flume]

tea enrage is so boring

[wicked delta]

She has a hard enrage

[low hearth]

oh

[wicked delta]

Lmao

[sleek moon]

and mountain fire too

[jolly flume]

worsened by the fact that most of PA is nothing already

[zealous meteor]

...does vamp fatale normal mode have soft enrage?

savage is definitely hard though

[clear plume]

The stacks basically do nothing except require you to finally press feint

[mortal flower]

Is P8S a unique enrage? Kinda? Maybe?

[wicked delta]

Its like Honey B’s crashout

[mortal flower]

P8S kinds feels like a unique take on enrage

[wicked delta]

She eventually just kills you

[sleek moon]

uhh

[remote gate]

my favorite type of enrage is when the boss is at their absolute angriest and prepare the final blow. when the devs add in a voice filter that makes the voice fucked up its even better

[sleek moon]

what was p8s again lol

[stray forge]

wth is TEA enrage

[clear plume]

I had a 19m run of normal so I can assure you it doesn’t

[mortal flower]

Platform smasher

[jolly flume]

7 people get locked up in gay baby jail one by one

[clear plume]

She repeats the same 2 mechs

[remote gate]

everyone gets trapped in a cage and deleted

[stray forge]

is that like

[zealous meteor]

every boss i've enraged except dancing green has been like that

[wicked delta]

Healers go first because healer mains dont have rights

[stray forge]

the queer bubble in brayflox

[sleek moon]

i like it because it mandates positioning, and it exposes the small melee brains

[zealous meteor]

can i have wrongs

[jolly flume]

healers dont even have to go in anymore lol

[low hearth]

i miss dancing green yo

[jolly flume]

just kill the boss before the enrage even starts

[zealous meteor]

omg !!!!

[sleek moon]

all the people that messed up the enrage because they went for a positional

[clear plume]

Yeah I’ve been sending wrongs to whms for a decade

[low hearth]

that was a fun fight

[whole estuary]

does the giant wheat thresher eating the stage count

[zealous meteor]

no

[mortal flower]

Perfect Alex slowly forces the party to cage every member 1 by 1 into time stasis.

Then when everyone is jailed he teleports and resets you

[remote gate]

on the dance floor, everyone's a star!

[wicked delta]

I mean yeah but if you do see enrage (somehow) then healers go into gay baby jail

[dapper zealot]

isn't there some sort of enrage in ucob that made bahamut like twice as strong but you could still fight through it?

[dapper moon]

i do love the enrage for uwu where ultima weapon just checks everyone's parse and starts killing the lowest performing people first

[wicked delta]

Something would have to go seriously wrong for you to die to tea enrage these days idk

[mortal flower]

Those are soft enrages

[stray forge]

me first me first

[mortal flower]

I can recall a few like that where the boss just gets comical levels of damage up

And then explodes you all one by one

[sleek moon]

https://youtu.be/8GYsT7tdayE?t=16 seems to be just another ego death?

[jolly flume]

if you fail to do enough damage to bahamut in p3 he gets a 100% damage up in golden yeah

[mortal flower]

I mean M8S

[zealous meteor]

A1N if you suck too much

[mortal flower]

I am a tired stupid

[rapid whale]

congrats

[stray forge]

started watching m11s video

wth is this shit

[jolly flume]

realistically speaking you can't keep going

[dapper zealot]

I remember cause I heard people purposefully failed enrage and actually beat it after

[low hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nerd-final-fantasy-vii

[mortal flower]

😭

[jolly flume]

it's been done once ever

and that required people to fantasia to roegadyn for more vitality

lol

[sleek moon]

p2w

[stray forge]

my goldfish memory can't remember all the spots

[clear plume]

Stillness and people thinking vpr is a real job in that content are two things that I’ve seen go wrong

[stray forge]

im jk but im too lazy for this shit

[wicked delta]

Isnt reaper in TEA even worse lmao

[jolly flume]

ordained stillness will forever be the hardest mechanic in this game

[stray forge]

[wicked delta]

Idk I just know they’re both shit jobs at that lvl range

[clear plume]

Idk man have u seen the bats in 9s but in pf

[sleek moon]

ok i looked that up and that was cool BUT it made me listen to howling blade in french

[wicked delta]

Imagine reaper/viper combo in TEA

Worlds most natty hold

[zealous meteor]

reaper/viper/pictomancer/8.0 tank/8.0 phys ranged

in uwu

[clear plume]

First mech I’ve died to 10 times in a row bc of an alpha legend btw gap closing in as gnb and murdering literally both melees

IN A ROW

[mortal flower]

M8S feels kinda unique, mainly because you get a visual/contextual timer to your enrage

Based on the amount of platforms you still have left

[jolly flume]

you'd figure they'd have figured out not to do that by like

the seventh time

[stray forge]

im scared of leaving aether

[clear plume]

We were saying to stop

[mortal flower]

Even if it is a hard enrage in mechanics

[clear plume]

And the next time he would walk in

But next fuckin pull again

Guess what he’s doing first vamp stomp

Fucking primal players man I’m telling u the dc has gone to the dogs

[wicked delta]

Tank players when they have to drop a few gcds

[clear plume]

Bigger bad sign than crystal nowadays

I was literally sending throwing daggers at the B marker

[mortal flower]

Tank privilege, move aside dps peasant

[clear plume]

[mortal flower]

[jolly flume]

me when I see Famfrit

[boreal pumice]

well made it to boss 3 enrage in FT

[wicked delta]

All I have learned from PF is that I should really find a static someday

[boreal pumice]

will you?

[wicked delta]

Maybe

But I also don’t want to end up on a community blacklist cus I get too toxic in vcs

[mortal flower]

I learned this in P9S that's why I don't savage anymore cuz my work schedule sucks cucumbers

[zealous meteor]

what if you see 🌸 Rafflesia
instant blacklist?

[wicked delta]

Do not let me play Overcooked

[jolly flume]

ur getting a google doc

from yours truly

dynamis is the reddest of red flags

[zealous meteor]

[zealous meteor]

i just wanted to play with friends

[wicked delta]

Wtf did I do to you

Dont answer that

[stray forge]

wait but I was told that your voice was way higher than ppl expected

like helium levels of high pitched

[jolly flume]

that was cuz he was drunk

[wicked delta]

I was drunk

[jolly flume]

his voice went up like 2 octaves

it was funny af

[zealous meteor]

well now i wanna hear it

[boreal pumice]

then expected? what did they think tobi sounded like to begin with?

[wicked delta]

Im not getting drunk for your entertainment

[zealous meteor]

damn

what if i give you 5 bucks

[clear plume]

I soak mine there and walk in and literally gnb fucking gapcloses in as soon as I do

I am WAITING FOR IT at the b marker

[wicked delta]

Buy me enough beer to last a month and ill do it

[zealous meteor]

how often do you drink

how much will this cost me

[wicked delta]

Like every two days

[zealous meteor]

im not doing that

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

i'm really sorry but

that money is reserved for ffxiv

to pay my internet girlfriends and such

[trim frost]

nightcorebias

[daring pine]

hello princess valcors

[wicked delta]

Wht the fuck

😭😭😭😭

[trim frost]

hi

[zealous meteor]

what are you going what the fuck to

[trim frost]

i’m going gym to wash myself of that shit ass m12 party

[wicked delta]

Yeah my voice goes up two octaves and also I go on rants about Denmark for some reason

[daring pine]

good boy

[zealous meteor]

t =o be fair

fuck denmark

[clear plume]

Well that’s just normal to rant about Denmark

[stray forge]

tobias sounds like the voices that sing in nightcore

look it up

[wicked delta]

Thats what im sayinggg

Denmark is not a good country

[trim frost]

aw nah bros drunk already

[clear plume]

I’m not sure I’d say that

[zealous meteor]

its like worse netherlands

[sleek moon]

i dont see this getting better in pf tbh

[zealous meteor]

which isn't saying much

[sleek moon]

unless someone figures out some strat

like maybe dragging the boss north asap or some shit

[zealous meteor]

because netherlands already sucks

[clear plume]

We need to take away tanks rights

[zealous meteor]

take away tank rights

and dps rights

healer supremacy

[wicked delta]

I fucking wish

[clear plume]

Or give them all ranged options bc I don’t think a Paladin main does that to me

[stray forge]

Toby hates Denmark for inventing ozempic

[zealous meteor]

i hate denmark for being perceived as more bike friendly than us

[sleek moon]

is it

[versed kayak]

Doing M6S and my co-melee getting the spread after the cactus phase 11 times in 22 pulls while I got it once is kinda funny, game just decided to fuck him over specifically

[sleek moon]

as a non euro it's always netherlands that comes first when they talk about bike friendly

[queen raft]

Isn't it though?

[clear plume]

Every eu country but Germany says they’re the most bike friendly it’s a losing question

[zealous meteor]

all the Professionals(tm) say that copenhagen is great. even though it isn't

like don't get me wrong, it's pretty bike friendly

but it's not on the level of like. anything in the netherlands

people love bikes here

a little too much.

[queen raft]

I think the issue with arguing about bike friendliness in the US is people tend to forget how large the US is.

[clear plume]

You asked the equivalent of asking ur gf what her coworker did it’s a losing battle ur stuck here cya

[zealous meteor]

uh

[wicked delta]

Dutch people dont play about their bikes

[zealous meteor]

nobody here is talking about the us

[stray forge]

Who the hell is talking about the US

[queen raft]

I know I'm just saying in general

[clear plume]

Americans seeing a conversation about Europe and feeling the urge to make it about America:

[stray forge]

Oh say can you see

[zealous meteor]

european: [talking about europe]
american: hello what about 🦅 america 🦅

[jolly flume]

no

I don't see

[stray forge]

Go get a pedi

[queen raft]

[sleek moon]

in terms of transport like, from the UK i know know about the tube and their double deckers, spain/portugal dont count because one is always sleeping and the other is a retirement home

[wicked delta]

Explaining something to an American: “so imagine a burger”

Yknow I joke but ive done that and it unironically worked

[sleek moon]

belgium kinda blends with netherlands

[stray forge]

I haven’t eaten a burger in like 6 years vro

[zealous meteor]

belgium is netherlands but slightly more run down

[zealous meteor]

also french

[low hearth]

that wasnt even hard wow

[wicked delta]

Belgium is Netherlands but it also has French people in it

[low hearth]

[zealous meteor]

[wheat marsh]

but we gonna be like "burger king, mcdonalds, 5 guys, whataburger, in n out, culvers, wendys, WHAT KIND OF BURGER DO YOU MEAN!?"

[stray forge]

My lesbian friend went to Belgium and said the women were not very attractive ☠️

[clear plume]

At least 3 of those are made up surely

[low hearth]

Lindwurm time

[jolly flume]

only like 3 of them are edible

[wicked delta]

This is gonna sound so but do ppl actually get their burgers from 5 guys

I had a burger from there and it wasn’t great

[stray forge]

Which is really random because I didn’t ask so I guess it must have really made an impression on her

5 guys is disgustinf

[jolly flume]

5 guys burgers are ok

the fries are better

[sleek moon]

all ive heard of 5 guys is that they cost 50% more than every other place for no reason

[jolly flume]

also true

[wheat marsh]

when they charged as much for a burger, fries, and shake as the burger alone costs now, yes.

[zealous meteor]

5 guys? at once?

[jolly flume]

fries and a burger? $20

[wicked delta]

For the price I got it at I was expecting that shit to change my life

[queen raft]

Where?

[jolly flume]

idk how much of that is location because like

[stray forge]

It’s a fast food chain bro

[jolly flume]

nyc but

[sleek moon]

so its prob seen as a status thing maybe

[stray forge]

You expected a fast food chain to change your life

Are you dum

[jolly flume]

id rather get shake shack

[zealous meteor]

for the price

[jolly flume]

for that money

[wicked delta]

I expect something I spent like 20 euros on to be good

[wheat marsh]

literally the price of a burger there now used to be a burger, fries, and shake XD

[low hearth]

Do not underestimate the Arcadion!

[stray forge]

What the hell is a euro

[clear plume]

5guys is pretty fine, it’s about same quality as a burger you’re gonna get at a pub for similar price

[low hearth]

ive never had that before yo

[queen raft]

What about Cookout?

[wheat marsh]

too regional like whataburger

[clear plume]

??????????

[queen raft]

Oh

[low hearth]

it was mid bro? 😭

[stray forge]

Just don’t eat at chain restaurants

[wicked delta]

Mid as FUCK

[stray forge]

Their pricing is the same as local joints these days

And the food is worse

🥀

[jolly flume]

I just order from the immigrant run mexican place down the street instead of mcdonalds or whatever usually

[low hearth]

no way i got a grey on a clean pull

[jolly flume]

unless its literally 4am and they're not open

[low hearth]

i gotta hit the training dummy man

[sleek moon]

the only thing i still like from mcd is their nuggets, everything else sucks

[queen raft]

I want to try this

[jolly flume]

mcdonalds fries are still forever like 8/10

[stray forge]

Wtf

[wicked delta]

I get dinner from a local joint that has like 12 health violations

[stray forge]

[wicked delta]

I gained weight just from looking at this

[jolly flume]

also I got heartburn just looking at that

[stray forge]

Dawg

[clear plume]

McDonald’s has a decent value meal rn $5 CAD for a McDouble meal is fine when I need a bite while out

[sleek moon]

gonna have to install some hinges on your jaw to eat that

[stray forge]

The cheap vodka in the back is like

Cherry on top

[wheat marsh]

sadly the best fast food deals are wendys and taco bell

nothing else comes close

[sleek moon]

does that include fries/drink

[clear plume]

Yeah

I upgrade to a large coffee for a whole 6.05 after tax

[queen raft]

Who here remembers McDonald's chicken wings?

[stray forge]

Yeah but can I interest you in $4 tacos sold out of an immigrant’s food truck

[sleek moon]

for me i just dont eat food from fast food restaurant very often, so the few times I do I want to make it worth it

and mcd tastes like disappointment these days

[jolly flume]

I get $14 burritos that are honestly big enough to be two meals

[sleek moon]

but nearly twice more expensive than pre covid

[queen raft]

It's tasted like disappointment for the past decade

Same for taco bell

[wheat marsh]

possibly XD

[sleek moon]

i mean if its disappointing but CHEAP its fine

but most of their combos are horribly priced

[jolly flume]

just go to the chinese place that has windows so fucked up you can't even see through them anymore

[wheat marsh]

the fact most McD's combos are $12 now means they lost the plot XD

[queen raft]

When I go to lunch at work I just go to KFC and get a five piece tender combo, potato wedges, a biscuit and a large drink for $12.50

[sleek moon]

"the grime adds flavor"

[clear plume]

KFC kekw

[queen raft]

It's the only restaurant in walking distance that don't give paper bags

[wicked delta]

I used to be besties with a guy at KFC so I got huge discounts on a lot of the meals there

[wheat marsh]

i doordashed some KFC because of their promo, but otherwise no i wouldnt have ever gotten KFC XD

[wicked delta]

That was a good time

[stray forge]

I was shook when I learned that instead of non authentic Chinese food places, the British have non authentic Indian food places instead

[sleek moon]

fried chicken is the most common food found in food trucks in my country, so KFC with their overpriced garbage is even worse

[wicked delta]

Brits dont play about Indian food

Some of it lowkey kinda good tho

[wheat marsh]

also not worth driving to KFC, its across town here XD

[sleek moon]

yeah the best british food is indian food

[jolly flume]

kfc is like my last choice for fried chicken

id get canes or popeyes over it any day

[wheat marsh]

i had some BOMB chinese in Belfast of all places

[clear plume]

Idk I’ve had a Gregg’s sausage roll and it might be peak

[queen raft]

The Popeyes in my area closed last month

[wicked delta]

I love greggs potato wedges

[sleek moon]

kfc is alright flavor wise in some countries, but the price makes it not worth anymore

[jolly flume]

popeyes fries just clear the entire kfc menu

[queen raft]

Their sweet tea is good

[stray forge]

When is yoshi P going to raise sub prices to account for inflation

[queen raft]

I don't like their fries. I like their ghost pepper wings and that's it lol

[wheat marsh]

we have schrodinger's popeyes and schrodinger's raisin canes here; been like rumors for 3 years they are coming to where I live, but literally no news either to yes or no 3 years later XD

[sleek moon]

thats what the cash shop is for

also why wow doesnt raise them

[stray forge]

$7 welkin for you

[stray forge]

Wow doesn’t raise them because ppl pay $70 for character boosts or whatever

[clear plume]

Raising sub prices is beyond last resort bc no major mmo has ever done it so they have zero data to guess how many people drop instead

[wicked delta]

Popeyes doesn’t exist here

[wheat marsh]

the fact we even have a chik fil a here is asounding, IMO, even though i don't like their chicken batter.

[wicked delta]

So ive only had it when I was visiting family in Surinam

And it was pretty fucking good

[low hearth]

popeyes goes crazy yo

[sleek moon]

they also charge for early access now, but most of the extra revenue comes from the cash shop additions

and wow token

[jolly flume]

I'd pay an extra $5 a month to play on an east coast server

😭

[sleek moon]

you will use noclippy and you will like it

[wheat marsh]

i mean what else is even "worth" the deluxe edition anyways?

[wicked delta]

I should just perma move to EU its like

Freedom

[clear plume]

For $5 a month u can use my exitlag code and it’ll work on every game

[wicked delta]

Im literally plugged into the servers

[clear plume]

[stray forge]

Don’t you play on an east coast server

[jolly flume]

I get like 5 ping to every other game

[stray forge]

Is aether california or some shit

[jolly flume]

because they have east coast servers!!!

[sleek moon]

i think people would still buy deluxe for cosmetics, but locking EA behind it is so scummy

[jolly flume]

all of NA is in cali

[stray forge]

Oh wait that’s right lmao

[sleek moon]

servers used to be in montreal before

also the cloud server they tested was in montreal

[stray forge]

How about

[clear plume]

Back in my day eu servers were in Montreal too

[stray forge]

Instead of data centers

[wheat marsh]

well imean 300 queues are better than 1000 queues XD

[sleek moon]

if they kept like 2 data centers in montreal imagine not having to deal with NTT shitshow

just DC travel to NA east

[wheat marsh]

my ping is 160 to canada minimum and i live about 300 miles from the border to canada

[wicked delta]

I just realized I havent made dinner at all

[clear plume]

At only the cost of nearly double server costs

[wicked delta]

Im gonna shove 10 slices of bread down my throat

[stray forge]

Vro just put the servers in nyc

[wheat marsh]

I would go blind XD

[sleek moon]

do it with no drinks

[stray forge]

Why would you go blind from

Bread

[wheat marsh]

Diabetes

[stray forge]

[limpid edge]

damn 775 req I CANT JOIN

[wheat marsh]

thanks genetics

[clear plume]

What bread r u eating

[wicked delta]

Boutta Scooby Doo this bitch

[wheat marsh]

any non-fiber carb really

[wicked delta]

I’ll see what I have

[stray forge]

I can join 775 req

🙂

[sleek moon]

just win more loot

[stray forge]

What group is it I’ll join it rn

[clear plume]

^

[limpid edge]

these m11s w/ higher ilvl reqs are traps anyway right?

[clear plume]

My ninja hit level 100 yesterday and it’s already 775 I cannot stress enough how skill issued u r

[stray forge]

Wait I can prog m11s with @rain geode now

[limpid edge]

why put 775 req? What are they stupid!?

[sleek moon]

they know how to get loot

[jolly flume]

woag

[jolly flume]

thats a lot of damage

[limpid edge]

they had luck on their side

[sleek moon]

also prob like, static people who got loot

and are trying to pf

[limpid edge]

statics have it too easy, free loot

[jolly flume]

I would be 774 still if I didn't get an accessory for free

[limpid edge]

there's no pain

[jolly flume]

I can't even use my fifth tome piece because it's double tome rings and I don't have a glaze yet

lol

[jolly flume]

I hit a 24m in illusive once

rip old flow

[limpid edge]

i had a cotank on 770 gear, he was doin more damage than those 776+ cotanks

[sleek moon]

i think i got 5.3k crit dmg before the last time they revamped all options

[jolly flume]

lynae mornye juiced the fuck out of my old characters though

not that carlotta was underperforming anyways

[sleek moon]

i hope i can get mornye in the rerun

[stray forge]

no deaths in this run

[sleek moon]

i dont think ill pull for edgerunner collab characters

as a protest for no david

[jolly flume]

I picked up s1r1 with coral bc I can toss her with cart team too

arover is ass and my sk is s2 so the atk is wasted on her

[sleek moon]

wish i had s2 sk

[jolly flume]

was the first char I ever pulled when I started lol

[sleek moon]

excluding standards my only s2 is carte

[jolly flume]

pretty good way to start off the game methinks

[sleek moon]

thats some crazy luck

[jolly flume]

yeah I had s2 verina s2 sk in my first patch

[stray forge]

with lingyang?

[sleek moon]

losing to lingyang doesnt even matter there

[stray forge]

the yanqing of wuwa

[sleek moon]

when its just 19+32+27 pulls

[jolly flume]

yeah I still got two sks in the equivalent of one pity

[zealous meteor]

two skill speed....

i thought you were eeler

[versed kayak]

me starting the game

[limpid edge]

why does everyone play wuwa here

[versed kayak]

and then verina said hello for Camellya, SK and Zani

[zealous meteor]

im pretty sure i got the general guy from 1.0 as my first 5 star?

[sleek moon]

its a fun side game

[limpid edge]

i agree

cuz i play it too

[jolly flume]

I cant win my 50s

[zealous meteor]

ive played it a bit but honestly i think i burned myself out on open world games like that from playing 1000+ hours of genshin

[limpid edge]

i just pulled for augusta in the current banner cuz i like her look

[sleek moon]

thats a lot of carlottas

[jolly flume]

yeah shes s6r5

wife

real hard to tell my favorite

[limpid edge]

🐳

[zealous meteor]

don't have to be a whale if you just save up

[stray forge]

my pulls all disappeared from that tracker

[sudden lantern]

I must agree

[sleek moon]

theres something you have to do to recover them

[rain geode]

Maybe when I get online

[sudden lantern]

Sunshine time has been allotted to you all

Congratulations

[stray forge]

im jk im taking a break from pf

evil place

I don't even want to imagine monday tyrant prog

[wheat marsh]

the problem with most gacha is they keep releasing desired/meta characters back to back to get you to spend more after you blow your free load on the first half XD

[limpid edge]

gacha games were a mistake

[jolly flume]

just skip a full team and go for the next full team

most people just overcommit to trying to get everyone

[sudden lantern]

Pay to win games are mistakes

I hate black desert online

Genuine shit show

[sleek moon]

me trying to get lynae and mornye and aemeath and luuk

i dont even have chisa for aemeath

[limpid edge]

im skippin mornye cuz she aint that importnat right

[jolly flume]

you dont need chisa for her

[limpid edge]

just a support that you can get later in a rerun

[jolly flume]

she doesnt even have a fusion debuff subdps yet

[stray forge]

skipping everyone until 4.0

[limpid edge]

the game is more shillin combo main dps and sub dps

and mdps sigs

[jolly flume]

3.0 was literally the anti-shill

just pull lynae mornye and every character in this game besides like 2 has a new bis team

[sleek moon]

i mean chisa can buff fusion burst for aemeath so i assume she's gonna be premium bis for a while

[jolly flume]

aemeath's kit is explicitly both tune break and fusion burst

so you just play either the lynae mornye core or as of yet unreleased subdps+chisa

[sleek moon]

or rather increase the number of stacks, more fusion burst stacks = higher detonation from what i understand

[limpid edge]

mornye doesnt give much at s0 for non-tune break teams

[jolly flume]

thats if she's alone

you get the 40% dmg taken multiplier with lynae for any character

[stray forge]

maybe i should sell my wuwa acc

[limpid edge]

so she's an s1 shill or tune break shill if you got lynae/aem next banner

[stray forge]

before its too outdated

[jolly flume]

lynae mornye is entirely independent of tune break

mornye on her own is not

but them together

different story

[sleek moon]

im also considering iuno's weapon to keep using her with lynae lol

but im too broke

[jolly flume]

if you're boomer enough to have yao's weapon you can use that else uh

go next

[sleek moon]

iuno is so damn versatile

[sleek moon]

hey that one wasnt free yknow, but yeah i have it

[stray forge]

i did 1 pull for it and got it 😌

[stray forge]

then never used him 😌

[sleek moon]

my luck with weapons isnt as good as characters

i used him with changli, was my strongest team until carte

and then changli got moved to mono fusion

[jolly flume]

my luck with weapons is better than characters and it's not even good luck

[stray forge]

I unironically cleared most of the endgame up until like 1.5 months ago

[jolly flume]

I'm like 4 straight 70+ on the perma weapon banner too

[stray forge]

with changli/encore team

like any fusion tower

I could clear with that weird combo

[jolly flume]

max scoring the new mode is kinda cbt

[sleek moon]

maygi had a guide for changli encore, its just some very hardcore swapping

[stray forge]

but then they made tower different and now I cba to do the endgame

[sleek moon]

i could never get it to work well

and xiangli yao was there as an easier way to play changli

[jolly flume]

new tower isn't like

that bad

you still get the same astrite for clearing the old floors

at least

[stray forge]

I just dont really care for how theyre making you need more teams

[jolly flume]

kinda fucked up to make them all 5 energy though

[sleek moon]

only thingi dont like is that

sometimes i dont have a good team to match 2 floors

sometimes i just brute force a floor with carlotta or carte

[jolly flume]

the resists make it awk sometimes but I have a big enough roster that it's not really a problem anymore

[sleek moon]

but not always an option

[jolly flume]

I just auto the side towers with carlotta and jinhsi

and then zani carte and phro do the main tower depending on the resists

[sleek moon]

qiuyuan ended up being my "wasted" pull i think, i pulled him to play with iuno but iuno ended up doing more damage by just skipping qiuyuan in the rotation lol

and now we got lynae...

[jolly flume]

yeah qiuyuan kinda heals the boss ngl

hes just there to pad phro's summon autos

[rain geode]

It's probably not gonna be that bad since I'm fresh and all the people rushing for a clear before reset are not gonna be joining a fresh party

But honestly today I'm struggling to even get out of bed

[boreal pumice]

good time to make some money off desperate souls

[limpid edge]

i got a case of the MONDAYS

[boreal pumice]

ok garfield

[stray forge]

u made me think of this so now u have to see this lovely piece of artwork

[versed yacht]

any tips for my PCT hotbar?

[stray forge]

why

is it so

[versed yacht]

wym?

[brisk scarab]

3 more balriada runs and I have my first Bozja relic

That (30/30) x3 quest I LOATHED

[whole estuary]

those one time grinds are intense

and the repeatables are nothing to sneeze at either

[stray forge]

my need for symmetry is tearing me apart

[whole estuary]

straight down the middle?

[boreal pumice]

only the time lost arts suck you dont even get them in drs

[whole estuary]

wym

[vestal hollow]

"IA2 to clear"

[boreal pumice]

wym what i mean , they dont drop in drs so you have to do either drn or ptod

[whole estuary]

ohh

I don't see that as a negative

though it would be very funny if the next relic step involved Forked Tower

[boreal pumice]

i mean it could be a better option like maybe you get 6 , while normal gives 3 kinda like HW a9s is ofc thes best light source but you had alot of options to grind it

[whole estuary]

it probably wasn't a good decision when it was current to have light farm in alexander savage either

[clear plume]

pov: this fights dps check is so hard

[jolly flume]

all the good healers cleared already

🥀

[stray forge]

I gray parsed m10s

:)

[jolly flume]

holy endfield is another 80gb game

guess this one isn't going on my phone

[clear plume]

chiyo get in here

[rain geode]

Not all of them

[jolly flume]

??? 😭

[clear plume]

LETS PROG

[jolly flume]

what is blud doing

oh he actually hasn't cleared

[boreal pumice]

is that WK worlds best DSR player

[stray forge]

im impatient

thats a lie im probably quite patient compared to the average pfer

[rain geode]

Im trying to find the will to play video game today

[low hearth]

Watashia m10s

[stray forge]

How many people in this channel have actually played in game together

Or is everyone just like

A cryptid that exists on log websites and in chat

[sleek moon]

i dont usually have aoes right next to single target but if that works for you

[jolly flume]

a lot of this chat has played together to some extent

[stray forge]

Then how could u leave that poor soul in m10s

[low hearth]

mb

Watashia gotta do his time bro

[jolly flume]

I hope you don't mean watashia

[wicked delta]

WK? Poor soul?

[zealous meteor]

i think im friends with chiyo in game. somehow

[wicked delta]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rain geode]

A few I think the first time I did any high end I did it with @zealous meteor

[low hearth]

👉 🏄‍♂️

[stray forge]

Is that not a poor soul

[rain geode]

and I think Ive stumbled into people a few times in PF

[jolly flume]

that's the most infamous player on NA servers that isn't literally a felon

[stray forge]

Is vro a malevolent spirit

[wicked delta]

Watashia is an AI generated player

[low hearth]

Did they update the nomnom raid plan bro ?

[raw sand]

the watashia strats

[stray forge]

Oh I thought wonderbrea was watashia this entire time

[wicked delta]

icant

[jolly flume]

@clear plume it's joever

get in dsr

[jagged aspen]

erm

[rain geode]

Dark souls remastered?

[stray forge]

Mb wonderbrid

[sleek moon]

does doing roulettes count

[rain geode]

I dont see why it wouldnt

[jagged aspen]

i saw this chiyo guy in dsr once, does that count

[stray forge]

Wtf I only get cryptids in roulette

[zealous meteor]

i can't get over that person's name, who the fuck calls themselves that

[stray forge]

People I’ve literally never seen in my life

[stray forge]

Calls themself what

Their self

W/e

[jolly flume]

watashia kamidesu

[stray forge]

Is that not a name

[zealous meteor]

it is

but it's ???

[remote gate]

this fucker is up again

[zealous meteor]

also i found chiyo in ffxi

[remote gate]

known pf troll do not enter by any circumstances

[stray forge]

WHAT DOES ??? MEAN

[jolly flume]

misspelled japanese for "i am god"

[zealous meteor]

yea

[sleek moon]

it means || ||

[jolly flume]

you should see his forum posts

[stray forge]

[boreal pumice]

how bad are they i mean they post on the forums so its bad by default

[jolly flume]

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/481076&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1768869797944492&usg=AOvVaw0C4E6gZt5F5gDYu6rDIqfl

have another

oh nvm that's the one

there's another but i'm on my phone cutting onions

lau

lazy

[boreal pumice]

his fursona is sypro the dragon

[zealous meteor]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ジャガ芋#Japanese
changing my name to Jagaimo Desu

[vestal hollow]

my internet is satanic

dc'd twice mid pull

so i just alt-f4'd

[low hearth]

3799 pulls yo

Wtf

[jolly flume]

dsr is no joke

[remote gate]

big mclargehuge, watashia kamidesu, shiggy stiggy, and xenosys joins your pf who are you kicking

[zealous meteor]

xenosys

i don't want a streamer in my pf

[low hearth]

That’s like 80 hours yo

[vestal hollow]

im kicking them all

[low hearth]

[sleek moon]

seems it drops to <50gb after unpacking

[zealous meteor]

even shiggy????

[rain geode]

Im not kicking anyone them until something happens

[remote gate]

why kick watashia kamidesu

[stray forge]

I didn’t click that but

[jagged aspen]

Disbanding party

[stray forge]

I’ve gone down a rabbit hole

Of ffxiv players crashing out on vc

[zealous meteor]

crashes out at you

[boreal pumice]

i mean thats any gamer in a nuthshell crashing out on vc

[vestal hollow]

i did say all

[remote gate]

damn back to pf I go

[zealous meteor]

hater....

[wicked delta]

Only one of these has a criminal record so it should be obvious

[jagged aspen]

there was no announcement of 7.41 yet?

[zealous meteor]

w h a t

[boreal pumice]

nope

[stray forge]

I haven’t encountered any crash outs on vc since I started playing ffxiv

Wanna know why

Cause no one uses vc in this game