endgame-lounge

[wicked delta]

Get to shopping malewife

You have a duty

[echo ibex]

Unemployment lore

[jolly flume]

it's saturday tf you mean unemployment

[echo ibex]

Look at this dude not doing 9-5 7 days a week

[craggy marsh]

I work Saturdays

[jolly flume]

I burnt myself out of working part time

let me have this

[wicked delta]

I work whenever I feel like it

The joys of freelancing

[jolly flume]

I worked like 20 hours a week for all of high school and most of college

I missed having weekends

[craggy marsh]

20 hours a week is like what

[wicked delta]

Bruh I really need to get 770 gear

[craggy marsh]

5 hours a day?

[wicked delta]

💀

[jolly flume]

fridays and full day weekends

[echo ibex]

So never

[wicked delta]

When my rent comes up

[zealous meteor]

but when combined with school that's like 60 hours a week

[echo ibex]

So never

[jolly flume]

toby's rent comes due and he just goes oh it's time to draw boobs for people on the internet again

[craggy marsh]

I regret not becoming a vet sooner bc this shit is relaxing honestly

[wicked delta]

Unironically yes

😭

[echo ibex]

Still won't draw me

[craggy marsh]

Tobi wont draw me either

[wicked delta]

Only girlies with fat tits allowed sorry

[echo ibex]

I mean but I'm cute you ain't

[dapper zealot]

Draw furry booba and become a millionaire

[craggy marsh]

It's true

[echo ibex]

STOP CHANGING THE RULES

[craggy marsh]

Im not cute anymore

[echo ibex]

[jolly flume]

toby is the straightest gay person I've ever met

[wicked delta]

Dude

😭

[zealous meteor]

???? but they're a lala

[jolly flume]

on the other hand I'm probably the gayest straight person he's ever met

so I guess it evens out

[echo ibex]

Let me bully her smh

[wicked delta]

Yeah

[craggy marsh]

Yoyo still doesnt know im a dude

[echo ibex]

Bro...

[wicked delta]

He says some shit that makes me go ???

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-reality-is-often-disappointing-stone-infinity-stone-gamora-gif-14046382

Known mango for 3 years btw

[craggy marsh]

This is you before you force me to turn female

[zealous meteor]

i just assume everyone i talk to is a girl until proven otherwise

[jolly flume]

apparently some people here didn't know I was a guy for a while back when I had a different pfp

[zealous meteor]

hasn't failed me yet

[craggy marsh]

How does one prove they arent female

[dapper zealot]

Everyone I talk to is gay

[zealous meteor]

pronouns

[pale blade]

pronounce…?

[zealous meteor]

or saying they're a guy

[pale blade]

https://tenor.com/view/pronouns-starfield-yapping-rage-spitting-facts-gif-11981307528457578648

[jolly flume]

my bio says 22m which clearly means I am 22 meters tall

[zealous meteor]

yeah i'm woke

[wicked delta]

My dick is 22 meters

[jolly flume]

ok calm down buddy

[craggy marsh]

Same

[pale blade]

Starfield’s enduring legacy

[echo ibex]

Tends to happen more often than not

[dapper zealot]

Just really went out with it

[echo ibex]

We all know women ain't real anyways

[craggy marsh]

22 meters of Tobi

[echo ibex]

Should show you one fanfic

[jolly flume]

?

[wicked delta]

Im so fucking scared

[echo ibex]

It's a meme

Hold on

[wicked delta]

[dapper zealot]

Ayo send

[jolly flume]

can't be worse than the one billy and adrian were reading in my vc

[wicked delta]

What unholy thing is this man sending me

[wicked delta]

HAHAHAHA

[zealous meteor]

i just assume chiyo is like 4'6" until proven otherwise

[wicked delta]

That was so fucking funny

[echo ibex]

-Why don’t you just put it in?

--Because I don’t want to listen to your whining in a couple of hours

Kim let out a mocking chuckle and looked lasciviously/lewdly at the dancer

-Is it a meter long or what?

JungKook finished taking off the leather pants, and Tae drowned herself in a scream when he saw that the piece of flesh in his pants was not part of his leg

--Does forty seven centimeters sound okay to you?

[jolly flume]

feel free to measure

[craggy marsh]

Look at that femboy

[zealous meteor]

i have no frame of reference here

[dapper zealot]

Fucking hell

[stray forge]

Those are really short skis

4’6” confirmed

[zealous meteor]

you could be 2 inches tall

[dapper zealot]

Look at this idiot wiping

[jolly flume]

my legs were tired

:(

[wicked delta]

Dude 😭

[jolly flume]

I didn't even fall that entire ski trip

[alpine plover]

Chiyo after reaching fru p2

[wicked delta]

Tired from bottoming

[jolly flume]

except once when I hit straight ice on a double black

[echo ibex]

Step up

[craggy marsh]

Wouldn't have happened if you hit gay ice

[wicked delta]

Im not a bottom

[stray forge]

I think all of my snowboarding pics got deleted when I deleted my insta

[dapper zealot]

There, 100% accurate

[alpine plover]

Uh-huh

[wicked delta]

I went snowboarding once and I ran into a tree

[dapper zealot]

Ok sure whatever you say

And I'm a top

[wicked delta]

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SUCH ASSHOLES

[stray forge]

Tbh

[wicked delta]

[stray forge]

If you play this game

[craggy marsh]

I wanna go snowboarding

[pale blade]

I think I wiped snowboarding from my memory

[stray forge]

I will not believe ur a top no matter what you say

[pale blade]

I just cannot do sports

[zealous meteor]

you would know all about being tiny, wouldn't you, catboy

[jolly flume]

I've always kinda wanted to learn to snowboard bc I peaked at skiing already but I dunno if I wanna be dogshit tumbling all over the place for another three years before I get good

lol

[wicked delta]

Im good at ice skating

[stray forge]

If you play HEALER in this game??

[echo ibex]

Prove it

[stray forge]

It’s just game over

[jolly flume]

ok

[wicked delta]

But snowboarding 💀

[jolly flume]

sorry

my bad

[dapper zealot]

Says the potato

[echo ibex]

Ayo

Beeeef

[wicked delta]

Healer bottom getting no gear for 6 weeks 💔

[zealous meteor]

all healers and off tanks are bottoms

[alpine plover]

I disagree

[craggy marsh]

Hey wait a minute

[wicked delta]

How

[alpine plover]

Those are the roles that actually get shit done

[jolly flume]

I just like eeling

[alpine plover]

[wicked delta]

Do I have to send myself fucking someone???

Cus if so I charge for that

[dapper zealot]

Onlyfans?

[craggy marsh]

Bottom is fun bc you can be lazy

[stray forge]

This is how I picture the average ffxiv healer

[echo ibex]

Top Chiyo

[jolly flume]

healing is like the opposite of bottoming in this game though

you do all the work

[wicked delta]

Oh hell no he doesn’t wash his ass

[jolly flume]

??????

[echo ibex]

BRUH

[jolly flume]

I WASH MY ASS

[dapper zealot]

Healing is power bottom

[pale blade]

hwat

[echo ibex]

Show

[wicked delta]

[echo ibex]

Actually don't

[stray forge]

Exactly you do all the work for so late loot 🥀 does it get any more bottom

[zealous meteor]

[echo ibex]

Hey you started this

[wicked delta]

Yeah cus I wanted to make fun of him

[dapper zealot]

You can't back out now

[echo ibex]

[wicked delta]

I have not seen his ass I Dont Know

Id rather not see

[echo ibex]

[alpine plover]

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING ME

[alpine plover]

[wicked delta]

ASK HIM??

[dapper zealot]

Sure sure

[wicked delta]

Im telling the truth here

[zealous meteor]

hey @jolly flume has toby seen your ass

[jolly flume]

not to my knowledge

[alpine plover]

[boreal pumice]

Man I just woke up to see Chiyo say he washes his ass

[wicked delta]

I dont wanna see that shit

[alpine plover]

Awk chat

[zealous meteor]

not a real gay man smh

[dapper zealot]

You won't see any cause he washes it

[wicked delta]

I have standards

I dont wanna see every man naked

[pale blade]

nah this is the average healer

[wicked delta]

Some of yall are ugly

[pale blade]

also what

[wicked delta]

Sorry

That was mean.

You’re all beautiful.

[pale blade]

you aren’t mean enough

[wicked delta]

But I still don’t wanna see that shit

[pale blade]

have you tried being so nice that it loops back to being extremely passive-aggressive

[zealous meteor]

me

[craggy marsh]

Stay blessed lounge I go for treatment now

[echo ibex]

Don't die

[wicked delta]

Whenever I try to be nice to Bapple he literally doesn’t believe me

[alpine plover]

Bye mango

[jolly flume]

I'm always nice

:(

[wicked delta]

Fuck

YOU

[echo ibex]

Me when I lie

[wicked delta]

No YOU’RE NOT

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/estou-com-medo-gif-24487508

[alpine plover]

[echo ibex]

Me before I post my whole folder of drawings

[wicked delta]

This guy flames me almost everyday

“Im always nice” MY FINE HOT ASS

[sleek moon]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-the-simpsons-grandpa-simpson-abe-simpson-bart-simpson-gif-2070751354642371102

[jolly flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211885582586876014/1408269634213515396/image0.gif

[boreal pumice]

Now you have to show Chiyo your ass to confirm that

[wicked delta]

Hell no

He doesn’t wanna see that

[jolly flume]

I don't want to see his ass either

if it's anything like his finger

that shit is all fucked up

[wicked delta]

Bro

Let me BREATHE

Hating a dude who broke his fingers…

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

well now i wanna see his finger

(no)

[wicked delta]

Im not sending you people my hands for free

[echo ibex]

Feel you'll like this one @wicked delta

[wicked delta]

Also my nails are totally ugly en

Rn

[boreal pumice]

What’s wrong with your finger

[wicked delta]

Cute

[wicked delta]

My middle finger is kinda crooked

[jolly flume]

old one of my first char

man she was pretty

ok gn

[zealous meteor]

just like me fr (i keep biting them)

[echo ibex]

Wtf

Don't have anything that good sad

[wicked delta]

I also keep biting them

😭

Every time they look slightly ok I have something that makes me nervous

And I bite them

[jolly flume]

same

my nails are kinda fucked up

the one bad habit I never broke

[zealous meteor]

🤝

[echo ibex]

Fuck think best one I have is

[jolly flume]

that's the one big piece I ever got

everything else is like chibis or little doodles

still cute tho

[zealous meteor]

go SLEEP

[pale blade]

I should get one of my char in her current glam

no

[jolly flume]

ok

[pale blade]

turn Chinese and maybe I will

[echo ibex]

Fuck I'd take it

[wicked delta]

I wanna get a comm of my goth wol

I think shes cute

[echo ibex]

May steal it for mine

[echo ibex]

Do it yourself wtf

You have the power

Use it

[wicked delta]

Its different when someone else draws her man

[echo ibex]

You clearly don't own a pink parse aaah face

[echo ibex]

I know but I had to say

[wicked delta]

Im gonna get my bf to smuggle gear

Cus this shit impossible otherwise

[rapid whale]

Huh

[echo ibex]

Could literally do it for you

It takes me 40 min

Just ideally cover the tome mats and that's it

[tough estuary]

Bro am I tweaking or is Heavyweight tier the most toxic ass shit in a while.

[pale blade]

It's not just you

[tough estuary]

People are so anal in PF.

Literally Gestapo shit

[boreal pumice]

Is it toxic or are the ppl toxic

[pale blade]

hwat

[tough estuary]

The people specifically.

[zealous meteor]

literally WHAT

[echo ibex]

Happens every tier just at different levels

[tough estuary]

The PF experience this time around is really bad I dunno, I didn't have this in Cruiser or Light

[pale blade]

like

bruh

[boreal pumice]

I think they are going with a papers please route aka tomestone but shruge

[echo ibex]

Sorry cannot join unless you're 0.32% <

[pale blade]

what

what kind of galaxy-brained comparison is that

there's being bad at a video game and then there's that

I'm sorry but that's not the comparison you want to make

[tough estuary]

Huh?

[echo ibex]

"Gestapo shit"

[sleek moon]

"gestapo"

[echo ibex]

Lmao

[zealous meteor]

comparing video game players to [checks notes] fascist secret police is. a choice

[sleek moon]

Like maybe not the best choice of words there

[echo ibex]

But damn it made the point clear

[tough estuary]

Oh I see.

[echo ibex]

But yeah is bad

[boreal pumice]

This is how words lose meaning

[wicked delta]

Nah its chill. I appreciate the offer tho

[echo ibex]

Aight

[wicked delta]

Ahaha holy my eyes read that correctly

[tough estuary]

It's pretty damn bad right now at least in light, people are playing percent police and putting in their PF that they'll log police you over M10S.

[wicked delta]

Not that I personally care but mods may bonk you for that

[tough estuary]

That's even more blown out of proportion than what I wrote. Anyhow M10S in particular I don't know what they put in the pool water but it's wild how paranoid PFs are.

[thin fox]

m11s pf is worse

[tough estuary]

Especially with this stupid "You need enrage exp" condition. How do I get enrage exp when I'm not allowed to be in a clear party? If I join a party for a prior mech I've done 10 times now because someone prog lied and can't ever get to enrage, I guess I just stop doing M10S lol

[pale blade]

https://tenor.com/view/quagsire-blink-blinking-gif-25635243

Is... enrage your prog point?

[echo ibex]

What's your role again

[pale blade]

Or...

[tough estuary]

It's not, because I can't get to enrage. Every party I'm aiming for clear on dies on nothing mechanics.

It doesn't help I'm on healer so this whole fight is practically done for me after Snaking

[dapper zealot]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you haven't reached enrage then you shouldn't be trying to join an enrage prog party

Cause you'd be doing the same thing you're complaining people are doing, lying about prog

[pale blade]

Yeah there was a lot being left out here

Now we know

[tough estuary]

But I also don't reach enrage because people do the same back. So what do I do, accept that I'll do M10S for five weeks?

I'm clear ready. The fight isn't hard

[west zephyr]

What's your prog point exactly, jail?

[tough estuary]

After Arena Split

[west zephyr]

Even if you say you are, on the theory, which one is it

[wicked delta]

Idk at that point id summon the avengers (friends) to help me see my desired prog point

[west zephyr]

Hmm

[tough estuary]

It's not a deep fight.

[echo ibex]

If true I could hook you up onto a kff

[tough estuary]

I've got a PF open atm, Light

I'm not doubtful that I'll get the clear in a bit

[alpine plover]

Yoyo hooking up with people who did not yet clear

[echo ibex]

And how's it going

[boreal pumice]

I saw this ad

[echo ibex]

I'm guilty of being too kind yes

[tough estuary]

I've been in uhhh 2 groups, Arena Split and then wipe because someone died.

[boreal pumice]

Money always the great motivator of the people

[tough estuary]

Today I mean.

[echo ibex]

Let me get up in any case

[alpine plover]

...whoosh

[thin fox]

people who think passport checking is good should compare the experience of this tier to the other tiers

[alpine plover]

The tomestone owner said they might remove the

Progpoint hover

[tough estuary]

I don't badly need the avengers btw, I just wanted to point out how anal PF is right now about a total nothing burger fight

[alpine plover]

Recently

[pale blade]

Oh passport checking is definitely shit

not denying that

[echo ibex]

Wanna come

[dapper zealot]

Denied

[tough estuary]

Hoooooly 1903

[boreal pumice]

Do you think ppl are struggling because of skill issue or because they thought of the 3 week tome gear so adjusted

[tough estuary]

That lion saw WW2

[pale blade]

Yes

[echo ibex]

Funnily enough would've fit more #rants

[tough estuary]

Yeah, I guess.

[alpine plover]

I dont think i'm clearing this week. Barely hitting 23k on tank and not fully clean at orbital. But i'm in no hurry

[echo ibex]

I'm so fed up with 11 ngl

[sleek moon]

Steel yourself, the checking gets worse in 11

[tough estuary]

I'm not doing 11 yeah.

[alpine plover]

Once more gear comes it will become easier

Visibly

[tough estuary]

10 left a sour aftertaste. 9 was nice, 10 prog was nice, 10 clear is just silly toxicity.

[echo ibex]

What's the name Tat

[tough estuary]

Tatiana Raine

[alpine plover]

Anyway i leave for now

[boreal pumice]

Only 3? More weeks till ppl get a tome wpn

[alpine plover]

Bye endlounge

[sleek moon]

For statics yeah, but PF is always going to be a wild ride, not everyone is winning pieces

[tough estuary]

The D3 vamp clear after dancers griefed every single fight they were in

and dancer got a piece

[echo ibex]

Ooooooh

I've seen you around

I remember the plate

[tough estuary]

Uhhhh, I'd have to think twice if I remember

[echo ibex]

Doesn't need to go viceversa dw

I'm a nobody

[tough estuary]

I don't recall being a troublemaker though in my defense lol

[echo ibex]

Wha

I said around not on PF

[tough estuary]

Oh!

[echo ibex]

Just remember seeing your adv plate

[tough estuary]

Wait what, like in Duty?

Rolos*

[echo ibex]

No... literally around, we're in the same world

[tough estuary]

Oh that's interesting

[echo ibex]

Small world

[tough estuary]

I rarely move in the world, I mostly vegetate at my FC house

unless I design glams and have to move my ass to Limsa lol

[echo ibex]

I just know I remember

[tough estuary]

But ye going through the whole fight I don't struggle, healers have it easy in m10s

Which is why it's frustrating to be stuck in the grey area.

[echo ibex]

Just don't murder me and we're good

[tough estuary]

did you clear for this week already, then I probably have to disclose that in PF

[echo ibex]

I did yups

[tough estuary]

rough, oh well

[echo ibex]

Can leave if want 2 chests

[tough estuary]

I would've appreciated the help but at the same time I didn't disclose it to this party that there'd be 0-1

I think that's a justified dealbreaker for many

[echo ibex]

I'll just comment onto it now

[tough estuary]

alright

[dapper zealot]

Wait if someone already cleared does it decrease loot?

[pale blade]

yes

[zealous meteor]

why? because this game hates you

[pale blade]

I could go into full detail over how loot rules work but the tl;dr is that if someone cleared for the week you go by reduced loot rules, with loot further going down to 0 if more players have cleared for the week

for Ultimate raids it's a different story because while totems are also subject to weekly lockouts, others who have cleared for the week also clearing with you does not deny you those totems

[dapper zealot]

If you cleared but didn't get loot does it still count?

[zealous meteor]

yes

[pale blade]

yes

you get a page for the week

[zealous meteor]

you got the book

[tough estuary]

I was wondering why for a while myself but

[dapper zealot]

Oh yeah the books

[tough estuary]

If you think about it, if 7 people clear for the week

[dapper zealot]

I forgot about those

[tough estuary]

They can sell full loot to players if it didnt work that way

[boreal pumice]

This is why some ppl make raid alts to help friends

[tough estuary]

Make a party of 7 clearees, "Full Loot for you, 10m"

[thin fox]

I generally think the savage loot should be reworked similar to Chaotic such that people who have already cleared are provided a direct incentive to help people clear for the first time

[echo ibex]

Limits progression in purpose yeah

[tough estuary]

It also makes it easier for people with money to get the best loot right away ye

7 people roll normally on their loot for the week, then open a PF to let 1 single person get all the loot. So they shut that down. I don't think it truly matters that much deep down but Square Enix seems to care.

[echo ibex]

Or splits

[pale blade]

That... you know what, that doesn't sound like a bad idea

[dapper zealot]

So you can roll and get multiple drops in savage

[echo ibex]

With 8 alts you could have bis in 1 week

[versed kayak]

Or it's simply to keep you subbed for longer

[tough estuary]

Yeah considering extremes

[dapper zealot]

But there's like already the solution in normal raids that only lets you have one peice

[tough estuary]

99 totems for a mount you can't even sell or profit off of

[pale blade]

oh uh

[versed kayak]

If they let people easily farm BiS in a week they'd unsub right after

[pale blade]

yeah just the incentive to help people clear while also not denying them loot is fine imo

[tough estuary]

Honestly considering it's saturday I'll just accept the 0 chests I guess.

It's easier than putting up with this Papers Please shit

For a fight that doesn't even truly warrant it either.

Most PFs I've been in fell apart on fragile players chimping out because someone took their spot during a mech lmfao

and its been a lot of tanks for some reason

[echo ibex]

Thematic glam goes brr

[tough estuary]

Wait I know that dancer glam

damn, I know looks better than names

[dapper zealot]

What pants are those on dnc

[sleek moon]

Endless summer bottoms

[dapper zealot]

Rip

[zealous meteor]

unfortunately i can't wear those because i play a "girl"

[pale blade]

I have a suggestion

[zealous meteor]

forcemasc?

[limpid edge]

Pyrotation has high meme potential

Cuz the raidplans assume both bosses will be mid but that almost never happens in practice

[zealous meteor]

but then npcs will refer to me as "he"

[pale blade]

yep

[zealous meteor]

and i don't wanna be misgendered in game

[limpid edge]

And then becomes a scramble for the 2nd stack hit

[dapper zealot]

Fantasia for every dialogue change

[zealous meteor]

ok yoship

i know you're desperate for money

[dapper zealot]

Yes, please support small startup company

[zealous meteor]

i'm already giving them [checks notes] €24 a month

why did i get into xi again

[dapper zealot]

Get some retainers too

[rain geode]

They really do

[zealous meteor]

or character slots in xi

[sleek moon]

Plogon

[pale blade]

I like how is extremely tempting

[versed kayak]

tf

[tired egret]

/sudo legal_gender

[pale blade]

I am an admin and I will give myself privileges

there’s also this one

[tough estuary]

Comparatively this m10 has been chill so far

[tired egret]

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core I5-10400F 16GB RAM

[tired egret]

Lol

[echo ibex]

Duo gpose when

[zealous meteor]

sudo genderctl switch

[rain geode]

Uh I 'unno I work today and I'm not sure I'm getting on after work

[echo ibex]

Damn i was joking

[rain geode]

I mean I'm generally down to take some more cute pictures but today and tommorow aren't great for it lol

[echo ibex]

.3.

Just hmu if so can come up with smth

[rain geode]

Actually I guess I'm not going to work for another few hours I could hop on

[echo ibex]

Oh I mean i'm helping with savage either way

Also I don't even have ideas

[rain geode]

Oh I actually got that M10S clear I thought you just meant the posing lol well if you come up with nay ideas lemme know

[echo ibex]

Yeah it was for that

But still

Will let you know

[quick verge]

yea

[tulip wraith]

i was gonna say that gives off the vibe of sora's hair until I realized

[rain geode]

still PFing it?

[valid solar]

I dont know how much more of this I can take

yes

joining a static now would be worse than pf

[rain geode]

I guess your getting the statics that people left because they suck

but yeah its rough Im thanking god I finally have my clear

[valid solar]

nice

[rain geode]

I had a 0.01% enrage and almost crash tf out when my brain was like "wait if this group can get to 0.01% enrage that means all you need to do is a pop a potion on the next pull and we're fine"

[boreal pumice]

somehow cooley returned

[valid solar]

is it actually cooly

or someone else

[boreal pumice]

idk but if its rpr related thats first thoughts

[vestal hollow]

@slender lichen

[thin fox]

eternally true

if they can do damage

they cant do mechanics

if they can do mechanics

they cant do damage

i am straight up not going to clear this fight

[stray forge]

Can we get a selfie pls

[rapid spade]

In Majestic meteor (I'm the MCH), I had tethers and went to what I think is the correct spot. This is just before everything went off. When it did, I died.

I believe the spot was correct; but did I die because the safe spot was wrong? Or did I die because my partner was in the wrong spot (North had 3 people)?

[remote gate]

i need to know what fight this was

[thin fox]

classic ff14

i get killed

by a dumb fuck cotank

i get blamed

[remote gate]

i also went into pf since someone on my friends list needed to clear m9s and im still shocked that ppl cannot do SS2

[thin fox]

because i died

my bad man

[west zephyr]

You sure you didn't get cleaved by the middle line

[quick verge]

freak

[tired egret]

Tbh respecting the mech works all the time... however it's funnier when you disrespect it but still win either way

[odd beacon]

m12p2 helpers are so cringe

"u guys shud use this strat instead"

idc bro i just wanna clear

dont join if youre not gonna do the listed strat

[wicked delta]

[odd beacon]

or the blatant misinformation about the pf strat on why is it bad after they've skimmed through the plan

"this strat is bad beacuse you actually have to track the cleave clones"

literally no?? ive never been hit

[thin fox]

people arent topped off

people die to raidwide

who couldve seen that coming

[tawdry delta]

Trying to shill the strats of their blind prog static

[odd beacon]

rep 1 is fucking MESSY

the actual pfers doing the strat (idc if its bad its what everyone should be doing on the same page)

while helpers do their own strat that is 50/50 whether its the same spot or not

[low hearth]

[wicked delta]

time to afk in limsa

[sleek moon]

going to work?

[wicked delta]

cleaning my house

[worn bluff]

wait i have a dumb question on m11 arena split

are you supposed to just stretch tether to dodge the orbitals along the wall, or do you always line up with the marker people?

there are different sets of markers so i’m not sure

i think for some marker sets you’re lined up with the marker people by default anyways but not sure

[thin fox]

line with edge of marker

no always line with marker

no matter the markers

[worn bluff]

kk

i just checked some clips i was always lined up with marker anyways

i guess the corner just happens to line up that way or pretty close

well not happens to, but by design

[normal blade]

Trying to do fire side cutback blaze with deep blue in the middle makes life really difficult.

[worn bluff]

as long as the party has a sliver to stand on

the tank can run anywhere for the TB

[low hearth]

Yea

[valid solar]

8% enrage at m10

at least I saw enrage ig

[thin fox]

yup #GRIEFINGWHITEMAGE

#BLACKLISTEVERYWHITEMAGEINFINALFANTASY14

#STOPLETTINGTHISSHITTYASSJOBWITHITSSHITTYASSPLAYERSINPF

SO many fucking deaths from just straight up people not being topped up

so upsetting too because this was one of the few parties where people were actually giga pumping dps

[valid solar]

whm moment

[thin fox]

[remote gate]

sages spine found broken from carrying so hard

[low hearth]

Yoooo with paladin mt does off tank invuln the first Great Wall

that shit does too much fucking damage bruh

[thin fox]

yes

[low hearth]

Oh

[worn bluff]

the boss stops autoing for the whole ultimate weapon phase so you can swap aggro at any point

[thin fox]

as PLD this is how I mit m11s in terms of personals

• weapons busters -> kitcken sink (don't need mit anywhere else and this phase has very little autos)
• 1st great wall -> always have other tank invuln this, even if you're MT
• 2nd great wall -> 120s + bulwark + holy sheltron
• ecliptic tower -> rampart + holy sheltron
• sharing 1 hit on 2nd tower -> bulwark + holy sheltron
• sharing 2 hits on 3rd tower -> 120s + holy sheltron

[low hearth]

yea that’s what I figured I guess

[thin fox]

I make liberal use of hs/buddy mit in arena split. You can send rampart here as MT and have it back for ecliptic.

[low hearth]

Long ahh 7 minute invuln timer

[thin fox]

oh right and the meteor mech

1st stack -> rampart + reprisal
1st tether -> rampart + bulwark + holy sheltron
2nd tether -> 120s
3rd tether -> 120s + holy sheltron

[low hearth]

does pf do ttp or ptt

For the enrage towers

[thin fox]

ptt is more common

in my experience

[low hearth]

What’s the difference

[thin fox]

people prefer ptt because final tower is your pot if you're doing 0-6-10:30 and healers don't wanna be healing while they're in pot window

[low hearth]

Oh

[thin fox]

all you need to remember is that the 1st tower can be completely solo'd be tank, i.e. you don't need to share any hits

2nd tower requires 1 hit to be shared, 3rd tower requires 2 hits

solo'd as in your invuln will cover the whole thing

generally i think ptt is better than ttt

tank mit is stretched a little too thin for ttt to be comfy imo

maybe with gear it'd be comfy but rn its just too much

[worn bluff]

i should save bulwark for enrage

i wasn’t sure how hard ecliptic hit so i used it there

but had to take enrage hit raw (well with sheltron only)

only saw enrage recently so my mits aren’t great

[wicked delta]

bun boys are so short

[true beacon]

Something something @shy obsidian

[jolly flume]

god damn it it's snowing again

off to the shovel mines

[low hearth]

and 1 dps death is enrage?

[thin fox]

with how dogshit pf is maybe

[low hearth]

Damn

[lavish mortar]

Yeah kinda

we had a 0.2% enrage with one tank death

[kind elm]

mmm erenville

not the emote i was going fo rbut ok discord

sure

[low hearth]

wtf

[wicked delta]

erenville

[thin fox]

the dps check isnt actually that tight

but your healers will probs grief damage

[true beacon]

Fuckin’ Shujinko

[worn bluff]

we had 7 DDs and 4 deaths and hit 7%

never had a clean pull

[alpine plover]

the way we do the towers is how hector said it

1 invuln 1st tower
both tanks short mits for 1 hit then 2nd invuln 2nd tower
everything for 3rd tower

[jagged aspen]

never let the opps win

[worn bluff]

[jolly flume]

calm them nerves got the whole world watchin

[alpine plover]

ready set go

[jagged aspen]

wipe it up

[alpine plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172737854468788286/1446526015257055294/meme.gif

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cavif-cavifax-gif-3330778137757269524

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[spice path]

My static doing 11 again tonight. We split prog. They think we gotta be totally clean to clear. But i think we be fine if we have a few oopsies. 3 of our dps (not me) are the 'purple without trying' type.

I am actually mortified at my logs this tier.

[thin fox]

yeah idk the point of having tanks do all 3 personallyu

the tanks still need healing

so

?

like you can either do more annoying single target healing

or just group healing

no reason to stretch single target mit like that imo

PTT just seems like the most correct way to do it imo

[normal summit]

TTT is honestly pretty free

[clear plume]

Wake up check discord and get a message from static about when we r clearing somebody through 12 bless up

[thin fox]

oh i see the difference. you don't play with the average NA healer

average NA healer will cry and shit themselves if you ask for a heal

[alpine plover]

TTP is the most free

[thin fox]

in pf anyway

[alpine plover]

healers and tanks have everything up by that point

least amount of thinking too

2 mins is on the 2nd tower

[thin fox]

my main concern re: TTT is that I do not trust tanks to manage their mitigation effectively enough to be comfortable for mitting everything they have to

[sleek moon]

isnt TTP more healing than PTT though

what do you gain from TTP

[alpine plover]

TTP is more braindead

[thin fox]

yes

[alpine plover]

1st tower is 9s , second is 11s

[thin fox]

the one benefit of TTP is that a tank can fully solo the first tower with invuln

so you spend 0 personals on it

[alpine plover]

and 0 braincells

[jolly flume]

if you use 3m cds at the end of arena split they're also not back up until the third tower

[normal summit]

We do it with me on War and my co-tank on Paladin.

I take first tower with holmgang and get benedicition at the very end.

I take 2nd tower with thrill and bloodwhetting for 1 hit, then jump out. I top myself up with nascent while my cotank has hallowed on.

3rd tower, I have rampart, reprisal, shake, my 40% and get to throw nascent on my cotank.

The only GCD heal from either healer is an adloq for a spreadlo on to both of us.
Otherwise, it's just some single-target oGCD heals and any mit the party has

[thin fox]

tbh Ill do anything if it lets me clear this shit ass fight

[alpine plover]

we did TTP and again we had most of the important stuff up

[thin fox]

I am almost halfway to my # of TEA pulls

[alpine plover]

only the regen healer threw a gcd heal

and it didn't feel needed

[thin fox]

fuck regen healers lowkey

@jolly flume

let me show u sm rq

[alpine plover]

but again i didnt clear yet, it was on the enrage

[jolly flume]

we did ptp to inflate our hps parses

[normal summit]

the advantage of TTT is just being able to kitchen sink with ecliptic to make it more likely you survive through little mistakes

[thin fox]

this party consistently died to people not being topped off btw

[jolly flume]

medica 2 in the bag

[normal summit]

Wow, how do you that much healing and yet accomplish so little

[zealous meteor]

it's medica 3 at lv100

[thin fox]

buddy its medica 2

idgaf

[jolly flume]

its always medica 2 to me

[thin fox]

aint no one calling that shit Concitation

thats succor buddy

[low hearth]

[jolly flume]

what is this opener bruh

[normal summit]

My static healers for comparison, where deaths to damage are incredibly rare

[jolly flume]

ok the heal plan on that log just makes me sad

[wicked delta]

I remember when i was leveling sch and i was like "wtf is that bring back succor bruh"

[jolly flume]

theyre using lilybell on weapons 2 bruh

[rapid whale]

If they're going to use it in weapons surely the six in a row is better no

[thin fox]

YES

[jolly flume]

the entirety of weapons 3 they have

2 raptures

that's good right

[zealous meteor]

[sleek moon]

is that normal

[thin fox]

please

do not tell me

that this is the white mage in my log

[shy obsidian]

OI WHAT IS IT

[jolly flume]

it is

[alpine plover]

it is

[vast jacinth]

Its me trust

[alpine plover]

(i dont know)

[thin fox]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-closing-eyes-closed-eyes-accepting-fate-accepting-death-gif-11747845144342581271

[jolly flume]

but that opener isn't the bad part

even though it's

wrong

[alpine plover]

it doesnt look too bad tho

could be worse

[true beacon]

You’re short

[shy obsidian]

OIIIIII

[alpine plover]

to be fair i still dk which is best optimized whm rotation

after the lily changes

[shy obsidian]

That’s it I’m revoking your Miqo’te privileges

[alpine plover]

(i havent played whm since then)

[jolly flume]

just do the normal opener and leave the healing lilies capped until after buffs

[alpine plover]

hm

do you not have a gain if you do what that guy did?

since you put 2 miseries under buffs

nvm i guess he ripped misery first gcd

ignore what i said

[sleek moon]

unless my math is wrong its not a gain either way since he's trading 4 glares under buffs for 1 misery?

[thin fox]

do not question pf healer math

[sleek moon]

ig the gain would be to have lilies refilling earlier

[jolly flume]

refilling lilies earlier isn't a gain either

you still have to spend them which is equivalently damage neutral

[alpine plover]

ah nvm yea it's neutral

i expected too much

mb

[sleek moon]

maybe the whm believes in the heart of the direct crit

[low hearth]

first gcd misery

[worn bluff]

can drk take the 11s tower solo? or does the timing not work

[jolly flume]

the thing with whm before was that you could misalign misery with buffs if you overcapped for too long because you generated three lilies a minute and delaying that too far would render you unable to spend three in a given minute right but

you can kinda consider the extra 3 they gave us drift mitigation in that sense

[alpine plover]

which is funny cuz it makes whm easy yet complicated at the same time

[alpine plover]

nyo

[sleek moon]

no reason to risk that tbh its the tail end of an annoying fight

[alpine plover]

but you can pop living dead super early unlike every other invuln

[rapid whale]

I thought you can solo 1st

Then share one hit invulnerability

Then share two hit invuln

[worn bluff]

yeah just meant drk taking one hit raw and dying then LD activates. but maybe timing too tight

[rapid whale]

Invuln first two for highest chance at all party mit up for last kitchen sink

Oic

I wanna say doable if you sink into ld but at that point not sure if worth

Since you effectively force party out of ttt

[worn bluff]

well if you’re going to use any mit may as well be sharing

[rapid whale]

Ye

[alpine plover]

just share 1 hit

[jolly flume]

I did the math at one point and it was like, 280k for each tank if you both take the tower raw

[alpine plover]

with shorts

[jolly flume]

so if you take it solo you prob need like 40 short to live one hit

[rapid whale]

Just make the sch crit off you for one hit until ld I guess

If it's static

[worn bluff]

my first pull seeing past ecliptic we got to the end and never discussed the towers so we winged it and somehow lived to enrage cast

there were people jumping in with tanks invulning and dying

it was an arena split party

[jolly flume]

I will say

kitchen sinking third is pretty fine in theory but I can't wait to see people press all their mit too early and take the final hit with like nothing but ramp

[valid solar]

I wont say

[jolly flume]

a clean kill probably skips third tower anyways by next week so whatever

figure it out tanks

[worn bluff]

not for me, i win 0 gear

[valid solar]

[worn bluff]

and my party can’t dodge orbital

[valid solar]

not winning gear is a sign of low skill

[jolly flume]

nothing to btfo party finder like a simple back and forth dodge

[worn bluff]

[jolly flume]

and a mild dps check to back it up

[shy obsidian]

How’s white mage now?

[jolly flume]

pretty good when a fight suits it

11 certainly did

[worn bluff]

that one party was super clean on weapons and arena split, but couldn’t do orbital omen

[alpine plover]

orbital to be fair

imo

is the hardest mechanic there

feel free to disagree tho

[worn bluff]

if you have bad ping

weapons on melee might suck with bad ping too idk

[thin fox]

i have 180 ping and have never been hit by orbital

[jolly flume]

212 dodge

my beloved

[thin fox]

[jolly flume]

spread the gospel

[thin fox]

true and true

[low hearth]

It’s kinda easy once you get the timing down

[thin fox]

[jolly flume]

m11s harder than legacy ultimates

by pull count

[worn bluff]

orbital omen but the tank pulls the boss to a random spot

[jolly flume]

theres a strat where

the tank pulls the boss all the way to a corner

points it at an intercard

leaving the entire arena safe from the cleave

then you just full downtime dodge the portals

mechanic too hard

[worn bluff]

yeah i saw some week 1 statics do that

thought they were about to mario kart

wait it kind of is

https://youtu.be/rXrexuUYiYo

4:30 @jolly flume

[sleek moon]

wouldnt that be point it at a cardinal

from the corner

[alpine plover]

yuh

[zealous meteor]

[load into zone] [everything burns starts playing]

[shy obsidian]

ynow i gotta wonder
why did they make the hitboxes so big for these guys anyways

[quick verge]

cause square is run by idiots

not that it would’ve saved those fights regardless

[worn bluff]

hey what if you didn’t have to move the boss or fight for uptime ever

[rapid whale]

i know people mald over 10s uptime but like

isnt working for your uptime what melees have been asking for

or is that closer to what 11 is not 10

[jolly flume]

hey no talking shit about hephaistos

hes the goat

I think 10 uptime would feel pretty fair if not for the funny insane air crap where he just rolls back your gcds for fun

that's the only part that seems

not cool

[worn bluff]

“give me something different”
“you might have to throw a ranged attack”
“this is ABUSE”

[valid solar]

I think they need to make a mech that makes melees explode if they're within melee range for >5 seconds so pf learns to respect mechs

[stray forge]

[worn bluff]

EW also had the

“everywhere you need to stand has a really easy to spot marker on the floor”

[quick verge]

the only egregious thing about 10 is insane air where they go untargetable for some reason

complaining about the rest just exposes you as an ew baby

[worn bluff]

i was in a PF and someone said “can i invite my friend? they can’t join for some reason but they’re really solid and respect mechs”

then they dropped the name and lead said “oh i have them blacklisted they’re a shitter”

like 10 kills all single digit

[stray forge]

Anyways

If I get banned I blame Toby

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/nene-leakes-rhoa-why-gif-19871951

[zealous meteor]

????

what did toby do wrong

other than be d*tch

[dapper zealot]

Everything

[quick verge]

on tobi’s life

[wicked delta]

ahahahaha

ON MY LIFE?????

[low hearth]

[wicked delta]

WTF

im just a cute msq andy wtf did i do...

[rapid whale]

i dont get people who think good dmg and does mechs are mutually exclusive

[stray forge]

Oh my bad I meant Chiyo

[rapid whale]

if you're messing up mechs and dying you aren't parsing well

[worn bluff]

the person is a somewhat well known ulti raider

[rapid whale]

if anything low parses is a more likely predicter that you mess up mechs

[sleek moon]

i want to crash out with this because why does this still happen

[stray forge]

Fuck it it’s also Tobis fault

[sleek moon]

id get it if was moving through the boss hitbox but hes moving away from me

[zealous meteor]

what did HE do wrong other than playing au ra

[jolly flume]

LOL

[wicked delta]

😭

[valid solar]

[sleek moon]

oh my god i didnt scroll that far up

im saving that

and nothing you can do about it bitch @quick verge

[quick verge]

ok?

that’s been posted before in here

you have no power over me

[sleek moon]

then why are you deleting it

[quick verge]

I didn’t delete it

[stray forge]

I’m deleting it

[quick verge]

my aura made them delete it

[rapid whale]

dam everyone just assumes its biscuit

thats racist

[stray forge]

So I don’t get gigaclapped

[zealous meteor]

????

[stray forge]

Hopefully

[zealous meteor]

what even got posted

[valid solar]

biscuits OF

[quick verge]

normal ffxiv messages

[zealous meteor]

i just assume this server has a deleted messages log

you are not safe

[stray forge]

I know it does

[jolly flume]

[sleek moon]

it's a 5d chess plan

by deleting it all other mods get to see it

[zealous meteor]

ew

[stray forge]

Then they give me diplomatic immunity

Ofc

[wicked delta]

[quick verge]

[wicked delta]

🫃

[sleek moon]

[wicked delta]

wtf

PLEAAAAAAAAASE SPEED I NEEED THIIIS

[zealous meteor]

the necrussy

game pls

[valid solar]

do you think speed could get me an m10 clear

I think im past 100 pulls now

[sleek moon]

thats not game, thats dalamud

[dapper zealot]

That's what you get for this

[valid solar]

plogon user moment

[zealous meteor]

i need my simpletweaks high res screenshots

[quick verge]

deserved for defying god-king yoshida’s will

all modders will be put to the sword

[sleek moon]

saus clear parties when

[zealous meteor]

aaaaaaaaaa

i forgot to travel to aether

i'm so stupid

shiggy is gonna kill me and i'll deserve it

[stray forge]

What’s speed

[valid solar]

slang for amphetamine

[jolly flume]

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-speed-ishowspeed-i-show-s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

[zealous meteor]

on a scale from 1 to 10 how fucked am i

[valid solar]

see you tomorrow

you're not egetting on aether today

[zealous meteor]

[stray forge]

Yeah it’s fucking Saturday

[zealous meteor]

damn ffxi

[stray forge]

You had to transfer at like

4am

[sleek moon]

set lifestream to auto refresh dc travel

[zealous meteor]

i got distracted

[sleek moon]

maybe you get lucky (you wont)

[stray forge]

What’s lifestream

[zealous meteor]

i don't use plugins sorry

[stray forge]

[zealous meteor]

4am eastern or

[stray forge]

Is that like

[zealous meteor]

because im not awake at 4am eastern

[sleek moon]

its what yshtola uses to die every other expansion

[stray forge]

Yes

[sleek moon]

oh and a plugin to travel

[zealous meteor]

i hate this game

[stray forge]

Is that like lightless

[sleek moon]

no thats a plugin to see gooners

[stray forge]

[zealous meteor]

its called lightless because its users will not see the light of heaven

[sleek moon]

this just helps you world/dc travel

[jolly flume]

but I'm so cute

everyone else has to see my cute character

[zealous meteor]

you are going to hell.

[jolly flume]

[stray forge]

I haven’t done my wuwa dailies in over a week….

[zealous meteor]

luckily hell is already filled with queer people anyway

[sleek moon]

rip aemeath funds

[zealous meteor]

so it will be fun

[stray forge]

My carty cries out for me

[stray forge]

I’m skipping this entire patch cycle

[jolly flume]

I have just about 200 rn

[stray forge]

Idek who aemeath is

[jolly flume]

we'll see how aemeath goes

[sleek moon]

look at her idle https://www.vxreddit.com/r/WutheringWavesLeaks/comments/1qfgskl/31aemeath_gameplay_via_sleep/

LOOK AT IT

[stray forge]

Ong the entire cast looks mid to me

[sleek moon]

im getting her just to afk

[stray forge]

I wanted cyberpunk aesthetic not more students

💢

[sleek moon]

new fed soon™

[jolly flume]

phrolova idles are peak

[stray forge]

Yeah I thought we were going to get new fed

[sleek moon]

fun fact almost the entire lahai roi cast is from the new fed

minus the ginger

[stray forge]

Esp since early 2026 was supposed to be edge runners collab

[jolly flume]

edgerunners is supposedly like 3.4 ish

[low hearth]

I miss being a msq andy…

good era

[sleek moon]

and supposedly we leave lahai roi after that collab, idk if new fed or just the surface

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/hydaelyn-venat-endwalker-final-fantasy14-ff14-gif-24784664

[jolly flume]

we're going to the surface next patch according to leaks

there's also supposedly some mingting crumbs

[wicked delta]

WHY AM I TANKING

[jolly flume]

they showed us some of that at the in person feedback event I went to a while back

looked rly cool

[zealous meteor]

he thinks you're cute

[sleek moon]

step leaker leaked the entire 3.x cast roadmap and apparently his insider got fired/sued by kuro lol

so he went silent

[jolly flume]

I've seen like 6 of the mingting character designs

[thin fox]

watching my friend stream m11s and i think i'm going 2 lose my fucking mind

[stray forge]

[jolly flume]

but no names or other info

environment design was sick too

[thin fox]

she clicks all of her buttons so she can't use the mouse to turn her camera so she exclusively plays facing north