#endgame-lounge

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lavish mortar
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lots of scenarios where it makes mechs a lot more comfy

amber fable
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Rp walk to assert dominance

languid sphinx
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I had to do that with a WoW boss. Had to walk-kite Grobb 10 backwards.

lavish mortar
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Bruh, the average lindwurm clear on bard is like

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37.1k rdps

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Btw the dps check for M12S P1

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244965 DPS

alpine plover
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im massively skill issued it seems

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i am doing 22.8k-23.2k dps as pld

stray forge
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thats more dps than I get as rpr on m10s

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:^)

jolly flume
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the p1 check is pretty chill tbh

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short fight two pots simply don't die

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or if you're on support you can die

lavish mortar
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I think my m11s group cleared with 235200 DPS

jolly flume
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but preferably don't I don't wanna raise you

languid sphinx
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How many pots do raiders use per fight on average?

alpine plover
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depends on fight length

lavish mortar
jolly flume
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it's on a cd of 4:30 so it's almost always 2 for a fight up to 10 minutes then 3 for 10+

languid sphinx
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I thought it was hundreds based on the rotations needing a potion.

jolly flume
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potting on cd is often kinda shit because you buff pure filler at 4:30

lavish mortar
stray forge
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our vamp fatale GIGACOOKED

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jolly flume
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I only used like 150 ish pots to clear the entire tier

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if you mean in total not per pull

languid sphinx
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I thought it was hundreds per pull.

stray forge
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thats not 245k GIGACOOKED

alpine plover
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pot in this case is a pot that offers a damage boost

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not pot as in healing/mana potion

rain geode
alpine plover
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the pots that offer a damage boost is on a high cooldown

stray forge
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in what game do you use hundreds of pots per pull

rain geode
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And you don't even use pots until you see enrage typically

languid sphinx
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Oh. I misunderstood.

jolly flume
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palace of the dead

stray forge
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no thats still like 10 max

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if you're soloing 160+

alpine plover
languid sphinx
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Like I didn’t think about the CD. I just figured you chugged them.

jolly flume
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I'm chugging that shit on cd on dps past 170

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ngl

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on a boss alone that's like 7 minutes long or something that's 14 pots

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assuming you don't refresh early which I always do because it's easier than watching the timer

rain geode
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Your also not super incentivized to drink damage pots off cd since they don't naturally align with the 2 minute burst

jolly flume
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I never actually kept track but 100 in like 2 floorsets sounds pretty right

stray forge
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Oh I've done it so much I think I like...don't need to watch the timer to know anymore 💀

jolly flume
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I just put it on the hotbar and smash it like it's a dps cooldown

alpine plover
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tbh if you wait long enough into the tier

stray forge
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I do that in PT cause they're so abundant

alpine plover
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then you dont really need pots anymore

jolly flume
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I don't think there's realistically any fight this tier you need pots on past this week

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but like

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doing damage is hard for pf

languid sphinx
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I have a long way to go I guess. 😬

alpine plover
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this week is pretty rough

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still

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but yea next one should be better

jolly flume
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that's less the dps check being tight and more uh

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the dregs of pf in 11

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I fear

rain geode
stray forge
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makes me feel so good to have to wait until sunday to pf 10 if I want to

jolly flume
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like week 1 yeah I get it esp if you roll a party that didn't win much gear

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week 2 eh sure even with an extra week of tomes and another week to win raid gear maybe

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week 3 you're just doing bad damage if you weren't already (being generous)

dapper zealot
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speaking of pots, I have got that stack for you tithus

alpine plover
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👀

rain geode
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I mean I think my damage has been ok

alpine plover
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pomengader potions

lavish mortar
dapper zealot
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your dps is t'ew little

pale blade
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I LOVE PLAYING GAMBA WITH MUTAMIX (I do not)

alpine plover
pale blade
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SE please stop overvaluing materia

lavish mortar
jolly flume
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sure but you're one person of eight

lavish mortar
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Yeaaah I guess so

jolly flume
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because frankly even week 1 the fight was cleared by elite teams with two deaths

stray forge
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where is unreal

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jolly flume
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I don't expect the same level of play from everyone of course

rain geode
jolly flume
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but that does demonstrate that it's not impossibly tight by any means

rain geode
lavish mortar
stray forge
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LMAO

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THIS IS THE GUY WHO GIVES THE QUEST?

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I've literally stared at him so much like meh this is some old hw content since hes ishgardian 💀

rain geode
jolly flume
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to be fair

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you haven't been missing out on much

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the last couple unreals blew ass

lavish mortar
jolly flume
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I miss thordan bring back thordan 🥀

stray forge
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WHAT

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THIS IS WHERE U GET

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THE TIBETAN FOX

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😭

lavish mortar
rain geode
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Seiryu was at least a decent introduction to high end imo

jolly flume
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if you mean that in the sense it being an overgrown normal mode, yeah

lavish mortar
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to be fair healer opti shouldnt be that hard if you're following a mit planner if you're not then shit you're just built different

lavish mortar
stray forge
rain geode
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Nah it introduces some concepts that are important to know like tank swaps and meaningful towers

lavish mortar
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yes that guy

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talk to that guy for unreal

jolly flume
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more or less any ex can do that

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some of them are even interesting

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honestly I think tankswaps should be a normal mode thing

rain geode
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God please no

lavish mortar
jolly flume
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what excuse is there for pressing provoke to not be a basic mechanic in normal content lol

wicked delta
lavish mortar
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imagine the forums chiyo

jolly flume
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tanks be spamming that shit off cd anyways

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let the forums burn

lavish mortar
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imagine the casuals

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the poor casuals

wicked delta
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Everything burns

jolly flume
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if I had it my way half the people who play the game wouldn't play the game

lavish mortar
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quitting because DT dungeons are too hard

jolly flume
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besides even if you fail a swap a tank just dies

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not exactly catastrophic

lavish mortar
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alexander had a tank swap

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in normal mode

wicked delta
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I mean

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Not really

jolly flume
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yeah and you can just pretend it doesn't exist

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gladge

lavish mortar
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yeah

wicked delta
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Its intended but

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You just dont die

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If you don’t swap

jolly flume
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content scaling

lavish mortar
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nanomachines son

jolly flume
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nah we need

lavish mortar
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oh i mean yeah content scaling

jolly flume
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magic vulnerability up

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9999999

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you feel me

rain geode
jolly flume
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it's hyperbole

lavish mortar
jolly flume
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but a lot of ff players have me wondering how they manage to breathe without instructions

rain geode
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People are bad at video games that I will grant you

lavish mortar
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imo its cuz ff14 is the mmo for people who want to act like they like mmos

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I have no way to explain this

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its just a feeling

rain geode
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I feel like it's kinda the opposite it's the mmo for people who hate mmos

jolly flume
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I feel like you two just said the same thing in different ways

lavish mortar
wicked delta
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I said smth in rants about this because I saw a tank in mistwake do some ??? shit lmao

rain geode
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I guess I'm claiming a little bit more self awareness on the part of xiv players

wicked delta
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I think you have to actively make an effort to die in that dungeon as a tank and dude somehow did it

rain geode
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Like I've never heard a xiv player say a kind thing about wow

wicked delta
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Standing in the deathwall to feel alive ❤️

jolly flume
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idk I think there's a lot of good things about wow

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clearly isn't my main game though

stray forge
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the pvp is better

lavish mortar
jolly flume
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the class design is better

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god I love wow healing

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compared to this game's flaccid garbage

rain geode
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I have not played wow so I have no stake in the race I've just heard a lot of mean things about wow from xiv players

lavish mortar
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wow healing is so fun, just seeing the amount of numbers appearing on your screen like uoooogh

jolly flume
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yeah that's just yknow

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game tribalism

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you get that everywhere

lavish mortar
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yeah

jolly flume
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xiv just has a lot of really hardcore simps

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and SE stans

lavish mortar
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this is why there will never be another good mmo for a while

rain geode
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Sure point being I don't think xiv players really think they're like big mmo fans or anything

lavish mortar
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you dont want to play more mmos you want to do different things in the mmo you already love

rain geode
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Thankfully the best mmo ever osrs already exists

jolly flume
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the way I had osrs explained to me is that you grind 1000 hours to be able to hit the same tree more efficiently

lavish mortar
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this is true

stray forge
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sounds like 2006 maplestory

lavish mortar
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but you also get a cool cape

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So uh

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definitely worth

rain geode
jolly flume
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yeah I'm sure it's incredibly reductive

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but it was funny lol

rain geode
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For sure

stray forge
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am I crazy or does bloodbath feel weak on ninja

jolly flume
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half your burst and all your strongest skills are magical

rain geode
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High end OSRS is really fun but can certainly take a bit to get there

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Guess that's kinda every mmo

kind elm
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osrs has 2 endgames

  • maxed gear speed trials of incredibly difficult bosses that require precise and accurate clicks with 0 mistakes for several minutes
  • afk a tree to get 99 woodcutting
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theyre both peak

rain geode
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I was going to start m11s today but seeing as it's 4 am and I work tommorow I don't think I'm actually going to

jade nimbus
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Osrs?

dapper zealot
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damn, haven't had a bot in roulettes for a hot minute

rain geode
dapper zealot
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for the first two pulls I was damn, this is such a shit tank. then I saw how they moved

craggy marsh
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Bc what has SE done to deserve diehard simps who will defend the company till their dying breath

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If XIV is the only thing then lmao

rain geode
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Final fantasy is popular

jade nimbus
craggy marsh
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Outside of FF SE doesn't do too hot

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You'll never catch me simping for a company that hasn't caught on that mobile gaming isnt a market they can have a strong presence in

craggy marsh
thin fox
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china is like 90% mobile games

craggy marsh
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China is yes

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But SE likes to cancel their mobile games

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They go eos after a few years

tired egret
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tbh in terms of other MMOs I played, the only one that is onpar for me in terms of cool stuff is Maple2.... it was way too good to die

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well, onpar with FF14

craggy marsh
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Ye XIV is probably my favorite mmo but ill never develop the habit of bashing other mmos for simply existing

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WoW is good too

tired egret
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only issue was imo the neccessity for alts to get money (weekly grind crap, do like 15 dungeons a day (30 a week)

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in terms of bashing MMOs, I'd mostly bash the ones I played that just get worse over time from what I seen

craggy marsh
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WoW got worse for awhile but now it's pretty good again

tired egret
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or just blindly shit on Maple1 because I am spiteful towards nexon

craggy marsh
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People still act like WoW is in shadowlands territory which is bizarre

worn bluff
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if they put more of them in the game people would just learn how to do it

thin fox
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14 is very chill compared to WoW which is the main appeal for me

craggy marsh
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Ya i get that

worn bluff
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like if stack markers were only an endgame thing sure people wouldn't know what to do seeing it in normal, but they're not hard to get the idea of

craggy marsh
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I stay with XIV bc all my friends are on it

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And its very relaxing

stray forge
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I thought it was pretty agreed upon that the main difference is the community

tired egret
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^

worn bluff
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i don’t go to WoW because i don’t like the aesthetics uwucarby

stray forge
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and lets not talk about the classic community

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cause thats even worse

craggy marsh
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Classic community is full of miserable people

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Retail community is sort of better? But it has the usual MMO toxicity

tired egret
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WoW community is more onpar with people who peaked in high school, FF14 is more or else people who are mostly nice, but some just act like it.

craggy marsh
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Well in my experience there's quite a few XIV people who peaked in high-school. As seen with the "drama" XIV always gets

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XIV players developing a mean girls attitude is peak

stray forge
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I wouldn’t say that, you’re just more likely to not get called slurs in xiv lol

tired egret
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^

craggy marsh
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Getting called a slur is kind of a low bar in mmo communities i feel

tired egret
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ff14 keeps shit private, WoW honest about being assholes

craggy marsh
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Theres so much worse people will do

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XIV players calling a chair racist was amazing

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Never hear that shit in WoW

thin fox
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if you want to get called slurs just go to LPDU discord

craggy marsh
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Both communities have their fair share of idiots

thin fox
craggy marsh
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XIV players also have drama over benches

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The limsa bench saga was lovely

stray forge
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I mean idk what you want from me I’m just saying why people would choose this game over wow

thin fox
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all games have petty shit

stray forge
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Lol

thin fox
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but this game def has people being freaks

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its just not in game

craggy marsh
thin fox
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like you won't get called shit in the chat

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but raiding discords are awful

jolly flume
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people just call you slurs on twitter and in private discords instead of in game for xiv

craggy marsh
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Im just pointing out the mental illness behavior I've seen in XIV

jolly flume
craggy marsh
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Like, seriously how is a fucking chair racist haha

stray forge
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Your first mistake was using twitter

craggy marsh
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How was this seen as problematic

thin fox
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the chair thing was like

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2 people

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and everyone else mocking them

jolly flume
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bsky is too shit i'm sorry

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and half the artists I follow don't use it

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so I'm stuck

craggy marsh
stray forge
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I just don’t use either

craggy marsh
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I do like the locker room drama XIV has tho

stray forge
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I am free from the predatory algorithms that feed you ragebait

craggy marsh
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You can tell who peaked in high-school with all the fragile egos players have in this game

jolly flume
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I've managed to have a pretty nice tl all things considered

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bunnies and femras and art

wicked delta
jolly flume
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once in a while politics sneaks into there and I just have to mute another account

craggy marsh
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If your Twitter tl is full of ragebait then that says more about you

wicked delta
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Hes so MEAN

craggy marsh
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My tl is full of animals

tired egret
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thank god my only interaction with ass people are occasional roulette runs

jolly flume
stray forge
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The only recent drama I heard is about how ppl are starting to split their pictures into 3 pieces so grok doesn’t make nsfw content of it

tired egret
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got called a fucking diddy blud over telling a tank, that they got the wrong accessories

craggy marsh
wicked delta
thin fox
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@jolly flume did you see the vamp x honey b art

kind elm
stray forge
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Toby x chiyo fanfic when

craggy marsh
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Cooly x Chiyo when

thin fox
wicked delta
kind elm
thin fox
wicked delta
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W

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What

thin fox
wicked delta
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😭

kind elm
craggy marsh
thin fox
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tell me u dont see it

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tobias

craggy marsh
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I cant unsee it now

wicked delta
rain geode
wicked delta
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I DONT

rain geode
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Although it's slowly but surely just becoming gpose stuff

wicked delta
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I just see vomit…

kind elm
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come ill call you slurs over 300 invo toa

rain geode
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But I also like being called cute

craggy marsh
kind elm
craggy marsh
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Good

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Fishing peak

languid sphinx
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Is doing synced ARR EX worth my time? I always wanted to clear my primals.

kind elm
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just hop on a tempy world and go rossin

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its peakge

rain geode
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I would say it's not worth my time

torn kindle
kind elm
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its only worth it if you think its fun

stray forge
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I’d make a ffxiv discord “who would most likely call someone a slur” tier list but I don’t want to get banned

torn kindle
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And potency power creep means that even minimum item level is relatively easy unless you go even below the minimum

kind elm
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ive called several people slurs

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i better be top of that list

craggy marsh
rain geode
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It's worth remember level 50 jobs in arr are extremely different to level 50 jobs today

stray forge
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No I’m already in bed

craggy marsh
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I call people fantasy slurs

stray forge
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Ppl call my viera a hopper Sadge

craggy marsh
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I'll call them a carrot eater

jolly flume
# thin fox

this is not the one I thought you meant and if I say any more I'll get banned

craggy marsh
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Yeah I've seen a few of those

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Good quality ones too

stray forge
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I should have known someone with the feet clan tag was a filthy perv

jolly flume
craggy marsh
jolly flume
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do a flip!

craggy marsh
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Ill go feet first

languid sphinx
alpine plover
torn kindle
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Not really either. Only Ultimates have that kind of longevity due to not being able to unsync them

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(Just don’t look at that video of a UCOB clear with 100+ deaths)

jolly flume
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biscuit SS tier

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everyone else down in C

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tbh

craggy marsh
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Yeah biscuit is at the top

stray forge
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Isn’t that a mod

craggy marsh
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Yeah

jolly flume
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yes

stray forge
craggy marsh
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Biscuit is at the top of every slur chart

stray forge
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Well that doesn’t seem good

jolly flume
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you can just feel the racism

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emanating from his words

craggy marsh
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Bro censor that shit

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I almost had a panic attack

stray forge
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Thank god I transferred off sargatanas

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Anyways I only know lux but he doesn’t say slurs he just plays jrpg and look at busty anime women

alpine plover
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i dont believe our dear biscuit would type something like that

craggy marsh
alpine plover
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because they would then call it cringe

craggy marsh
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This shit is so gross wtf man

languid sphinx
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So just focus on current day. Got it.

jolly flume
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scrolling through the pins in my server

thin fox
jolly flume
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and now WACK is stuck in my head again

thin fox
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share

rain geode
stray forge
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Everything

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Next question

rain geode
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Feet are great I dunno what your problem is

craggy marsh
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I hate the people who lazily wash their feet and they have that yellow tint to them

stray forge
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Bro wtf

craggy marsh
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Wash your fucking feet you weirdos

stray forge
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??????????

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TF YOU MEAN YELLOW TINT

craggy marsh
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On the bottom of their feet

stray forge
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THATS NOT REAL

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First off

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Why are you looking at the bottoms of their feet

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Secondly

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That’s not real I refuse to believe that

craggy marsh
jolly flume
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I need to like sandblast the bottom of my feet ngl

stray forge
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This is why I hate feet

jolly flume
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that shits like leather from walking around barefoot on pool tiles my entire life

stray forge
craggy marsh
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It's almost as weird as the people who have black shit underneath their fingernails

stray forge
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Make it end

craggy marsh
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Like

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Bro wtf you doing

stray forge
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Mom I don’t feel so good

craggy marsh
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You're in endgame lounge what did you expect

jolly flume
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honestly

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as long as I can't smell you from across the room

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I could care less

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some people in college are nasty bruh

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when's the last time you showered

craggy marsh
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I mean id hope im not smelling someone at all even when sitting right next to them

stray forge
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I genuinely think college is what traumatized me

craggy marsh
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If someone has BO then there's this wonderful thing called deodorant and body spray

stray forge
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like some boys are STINKY

jolly flume
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me personally I smell like sunshine and rainbows

craggy marsh
stray forge
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Weirdly enough one of my friends didn't shower for like 3 fucking days and I couldn't smell a thing

jolly flume
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were they asian

stray forge
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She definitely looked like she didn't shower for three days though

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no she was polish

rain geode
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Some people just naturally have more or less BO

jolly flume
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can't explain that one away then

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BO gene diff is op though

stray forge
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Yeah I don't smell like anything

craggy marsh
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I feel bad for people who have the bad BO gene

stray forge
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L non asians

craggy marsh
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How do they live like that

jolly flume
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copious amounts of febreze

stray forge
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no it absolutely gets through febreze

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I think it even sometimes doesn't go away after a shower 😭

craggy marsh
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Going through 7 bottles of febreze a week

stray forge
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idk

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maybe change of diet

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or something

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thats like lifestyle change territory

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to fix the issue

wicked delta
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For a graduation party I gave one dude deodorant and bodywash

craggy marsh
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Nothing upsets me more rhan bad breath tho

wicked delta
craggy marsh
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Like

stray forge
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thats just not nice toby

craggy marsh
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Brushing your teeth is so simple

stray forge
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i knew you were mean

craggy marsh
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Yet people dont wanna do it

wicked delta
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It wasn’t nice to my nose when he decided to smell like a trashcan

jolly flume
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toby is the most toxic person I know

wicked delta
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I am not that bad bruh

jolly flume
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but it's funny so he gets a pass

craggy marsh
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Who's the most toxic person in the server

wicked delta
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Look that mf was deliberate about it

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He just didn’t want to fucking shower he was proud of that shit

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Thats disgusting

craggy marsh
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He was proud of having swamp ass?

wicked delta
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HE LITERALLY MARKED ON HIS CALANDER WHEN THE LAST DAY WAS WHEN HE SHOWERED

craggy marsh
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🤮

jolly flume
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how do you meet these people

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like this guy

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and your former roommate

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you have like

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magnetism for nasty people

wicked delta
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God doesn’t like me

stray forge
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Birds of a feather flock together

dapper zealot
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tobi attracts all the shit people

stray forge
craggy marsh
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That's why he can't clear

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Without Chiyo needing to carry

jolly flume
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toby won't even let me carry him

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I am BEGGING him to do fru on the daily

wicked delta
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I dont even play with his dumbass

craggy marsh
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DAMN

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Tobi toxic

stray forge
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I wanna do fru

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Someone adopt

dapper zealot
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adopt pf

wicked delta
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HE CANT PUT LETTUCE ON THE TABLE let me be toxic

jolly flume
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after a few more weeks of the tier I'll do more fru

stray forge
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There is a negative chance I do a 20 minute fight with pf

rain geode
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I'm to focused on current tier to do fru

craggy marsh
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Ngl there's a few people in this server who I feel like would find a way to burn water in a microwave

wicked delta
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Not me tho I can cook

dapper zealot
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coughlivcough

jolly flume
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I can cook quite well actually

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it's everything else in life that I fumble

craggy marsh
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Cooking is easy

wicked delta
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Fumbles women

craggy marsh
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Everyone should know how to do it

wicked delta
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Fumbles playing video games

rain geode
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I can't cook at all, I wish a could tho.

wicked delta
#

Fumbles his studies

craggy marsh
#

If someone burns food in a microwave

wicked delta
#

The only thing Chiyo doesn’t fumble are his FFXIV parses

#

My goat

craggy marsh
#

They need to stay away from a kitchen

jolly flume
#

my parses aren't even good

craggy marsh
#

Washed fr

thin fox
#

chiyo when theres coleslaw at the function 😭 😭 💔 ✌️

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stray forge
#

I make a mean jambalaya vro

wicked delta
#

😭

jolly flume
#

I love coleslaw

#

get off my dick

craggy marsh
#

No

wicked delta
#

Any other coleslaw enjoyers in the chat

dapper zealot
#

coleslaw sucks

rain geode
#

I'm completely lost now

thin fox
#

I tried it once and almost threw up

stray forge
#

I hate Cole slaw

thin fox
#

its disgusting

dapper zealot
#

potato salad is king

stray forge
#

I mean

#

There are different types of Cole slaw

#

Admittedly the one that tastes like there’s more vinegar than mayonnaise is better than the mayonnaise one

#

But I don’t like any of them

craggy marsh
#

Chiyo calling something a 5* meal and it'll be coleslaw from the diner down the road

jolly flume
#

dude all my friends keep flaming me for keeping the coleslaw in the canes box combo

#

instead of trading it for toast

dapper zealot
#

Get chiyo to make coleslaw in overcooked and he'll 3 star it first try

trim frost
#

honestly

#

cane's coleslaw isn't that bad

wicked delta
#

We restarted a level 5 times yesterday because this motherfucker wouldn’t let us move on without a 3 star

trim frost
#

i've had much worse

jolly flume
#

I like it

stray forge
#

Wtf is canes

jolly flume
#

:(

#

raising canes

#

the chicken place

trim frost
#

chicken tender fast food restaurant

dapper zealot
wicked delta
#

I could go for a chicken tender rn

#

🥀

stray forge
#

How are you gonna live in Bensonhurst and your food of choice is American fast food chicken

#

🥀

rain geode
#

An OK chicken place

jolly flume
#

yeah you could you fat fuck

wicked delta
#

WTF

#

TOXIC

jolly flume
wicked delta
#

Can we ban Chiyo

jolly flume
#

so I get lunch there sometimes

dapper zealot
#

I think kfc coleslaw was tolerable last time I tried it

#

which was years ago

trim frost
jolly flume
#

I cook at home most of the time SMADGE

deft yarrow
#

the m12sp2 theme has made realize that Honeys theme sounds a little like Megalovania at one point

wicked delta
#

Who the fuck gets coleslaw at KFC

jolly flume
#

I make good ass fish tacos...

wicked delta
#

Reminds me of when my sister wanted to get a heathy burger at KFC

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I was like

#

Girl eating here already makes you a fat fuck

deft yarrow
#

https://youtu.be/38ggrsURbv0?t=1m09s like I'm not hallucinating right

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stray forge
#

I can’t really remember the last time I had fast food

wicked delta
#

You dont get healthy burgers here bruh

stray forge
#

Probably like shake shack? 5 years ago or smth

dapper zealot
#

I tried it just to see how it was

jolly flume
#

I get fast food probably like once a week

#

sometimes I just need a burger

#

and I eat healthy enough at home (mostly) that it doesn't bother me

wicked delta
jolly flume
#

last time I went out with the guy from my static we had like four slices of pizza apiece though

stray forge
#

Yeah I guess I have a pretty unhealthy relationship with food where if I eat fast food it’ll like haunt me for the rest of the week ☠️

wicked delta
#

The sides are basically always fries or corn

craggy marsh
#

Damn you have someone from irl in your static

dapper zealot
tired egret
stray forge
#

Chiyo x his static bro fanfic when

jolly flume
#

yeah he invited me out for pizza once and it's just been a thing since

tired egret
#

Love me some KFC

wicked delta
#

His static mate flamed him for eating Papa John’s

stray forge
#

A THING

wicked delta
stray forge
tired egret
#

Haven't ate any in ages ago tho

jolly flume
stray forge
#

JUST GO TO ANY PIZZERIA NEAR YOU

jolly flume
#

dude

#

the garlic sauce

#

please understand

wicked delta
#

Dont ask me hes the one eating that shit

rain geode
#

I miss little ceasers

jolly flume
#

a mf can't go to l'industrie EVERY DAY man

tired egret
#

Ever since my grandpa passed, most of the time we just make food at home or take food home from other family members

craggy marsh
#

I wish I could eat unhealthy food again but my heart will probably explode if I try

tired egret
#

Barely had any fast food... that is not frozen food that is

wicked delta
#

I dont eat fast food that often anymore

stray forge
#

Endgame lounge getting a little too real

wicked delta
#

Maybe once every two weeks at best

craggy marsh
#

It's time for real hours

stray forge
#

Time to abort before we start talking about healthcare costs

craggy marsh
#

Remember me chat

tired egret
#

Have fun NABros with that

wicked delta
#

Yeah I cant relate bedge

jolly flume
#

last time I saw the doctor was like 2 years ago gladge

#

personally I would just not get sick

tired egret
#

I had to visit for a checkup due to Dual Training

craggy marsh
#

Last time I saw a doctor was 2 days ago

wicked delta
#

I get sick a lot

craggy marsh
wicked delta
#

But I also make bad life choices so it makes sense

craggy marsh
#

I get sick a lot bc of my genes

rain geode
#

It's been years since I've seen a doctor myself

jolly flume
#

I still keep up with the dentist appointments though

wicked delta
#

Guy who downs half a bottle of rum on his own (its me)

tired egret
#

Basically, had to check if I was even capable of working

#

And I passed

craggy marsh
#

Everyone on my dad's side has bad genes and it's my turn

wicked delta
#

Im so fucking scared of the dentist

#

Bruh

jolly flume
#

why

stray forge
#

One of my raves friends is a doctor. He does a lot of substances when we go out. Must be a stressful job ig

wicked delta
#

My old dentist was a TERRORIST

craggy marsh
#

Biscuit?

wicked delta
#

She tried to cut into my mouth with no anesthesia

#

I fucking hate that lady I swear to god

jolly flume
#

scream all you like your gods can't hear you

craggy marsh
#

I needed to be put in a straightjacket when I was 9 at the dentist

stray forge
#

I don’t think that’s normal

low hearth
wicked delta
#

They strapped me down to a chair for COVID shots

#

Lol

jolly flume
stray forge
#

?????

craggy marsh
#

I was terrified of getting one of my teeth pulled

wicked delta
#

I kept trying to punch the doctor

#

On instinct

stray forge
#

Wth

wicked delta
#

Im terrified of needles

jolly flume
#

you are the terrorist

#

not the doctor

dapper zealot
stray forge
#

Chat full of cowards

wicked delta
#

Im not a coward I throw hands

craggy marsh
#

Now im scared of other things

dapper zealot
#

bruh I directly stare at the needle when it's being put in

craggy marsh
#

Like my colon

jolly flume
craggy marsh
#

Someone wanna trade colons

stray forge
#

I have to put a needle deep into my leg every week

wicked delta
#

No I like mine

#

Good luck tho

craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

my colon is ok

#

wish it was a little better with lactose

craggy marsh
#

My colon is fucked

jolly flume
#

but that's fine I just tank it

rain geode
#

Honestly I hate eating feels like a waste of money but then I have to do it anyway

craggy marsh
#

I get worse news every visit

wicked delta
#

5 days of toilet pvp

dapper zealot
stray forge
craggy marsh
#

Your boy going through it these last few months

stray forge
#

It’s more like

jolly flume
#

I'm fine with needles

wicked delta
jolly flume
#

they just kinda hurt in a weird way

#

dull pain

wicked delta
#

Man nevermind I forgot thats an actual word

stray forge
#

I subconsciously calorie count everything and fast food just makes me feel like crap

wicked delta
dapper zealot
#

smh

jolly flume
#

I used to eat like 4000 calories a day in high school because I swam an absurd amount

#

breaking that eating habit was hard

#

🥀

craggy marsh
#

Chiyo is SHREDDED

wicked delta
#

I used to do tons of hockey and I ate like a cow

#

But now im chilling

stray forge
#

I still ate the same when I did sports

#

☠️

jolly flume
#

I'm built like a swimmer which is to say tall and decidedly not shredded

wicked delta
#

Lets do an endgame tierlist

#

Can you beat Chiyo in a fight

#

I could beat Chiyo in a fight

stray forge
#

Actually I had a period where I would eat very little and still go jogging daily but that was definitely ed territory

wicked delta
#

10000%

jolly flume
#

aren't you like 5'6

wicked delta
#

Can you put your hands in a blender

#

Thats the nicest way I could say that

jolly flume
#

I hear no denial

wicked delta
#

IM NOT

#

I think?

#

I dunno I havent measured

jolly flume
wicked delta
dapper zealot
#

smallbias

jolly flume
#

biscuit could beat me in a fight

trim frost
#

microbias

jolly flume
#

he'd say one sentence and i'd be on the floor laughing

wicked delta
#

Wtf

#

🥀

stray forge
#

Yall need to stop mentioning biscuit im picturing a 7 year old girl

wicked delta
#

Biscuit is 45 years old

jolly flume
#

biscuit is like

#

I can't describe him without getting banned

stray forge
#

The sailor moon pfp does not help

wicked delta
#

Well

#

Hes funny af

#

I think thats the best way to describe him thats TOS friendly

dapper zealot
#

Biscuit Kruger?

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craggy marsh
#

this is what Chiyo is doing while waiting for a tier to drop

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wicked delta
#

Yeah that but swap the skintone

jolly flume
#

pls respond

#

🥺

wicked delta
#

Pleaaaase Biscuit

stray forge
#

This is how I picture biscuit

craggy marsh
#

Biscuit is built like a discord mod

wicked delta
#

Thats an insult

craggy marsh
#

Well maybe they should've thought about that

rain geode
#

Meow

stray forge
#

Based on information compiled from this discord

#

Actually

#

That’s how I picture fucking everyone in this channel

#

☠️

craggy marsh
#

Gonna start hitting the gym so when I show up at the fanfest costume contest ill be shredded

dapper zealot
#

fellow eloungers

jolly flume
#

my pfp is a selfie ngl

wicked delta
#

I used to be shredded as hell

#

I still have a bit but I did fall off after my gymcel arc

craggy marsh
#

I'm like

#

Tall as fuck but built like a twig

stray forge
#

My legs used to be shredded when i was snowboarding and fencing more regularly

craggy marsh
#

My shoulders are wide tho so I look like a dorito

jolly flume
#

my calves are still huge

wicked delta
#

Remember to do squats if you want a fat ass

jolly flume
#

already have one

craggy marsh
#

What do i do if I want a fat-

wicked delta
#

Proof?

#

Proof?

#

Send proof?

jolly flume
#

?

wicked delta
#

Did I STUTTER

jolly flume
#

I still remember the moment I realized that

stray forge
#

According to my guy friends I have a nice ass so I’ll just choose to believe them

jolly flume
#

we were in a shake shack in 10th grade and my friend took a side profile picture of me

#

and was like

#

damn you kinda have an ass

#

he was right

dapper zealot
#

chiyo dummy thicc

craggy marsh
#

Chiyo bakery

wicked delta
#

My ass is fat enough to the point where I have to wear oversized pants

thin fox
wicked delta
#

Just to compensate for my ass

#

Its troublesome

jolly flume
#

ok my ass is not that fat

#

you might just be a specimen

stray forge
#

Are you sure you’re not overweight

wicked delta
#

Pretty sure

stray forge
#

Proof

wicked delta
#

Im like 60 kg last time I weighed

jolly flume
#

what the hell you're a twig

stray forge
#

Wtf I’m heavier than you

craggy marsh
#

I look like a one piece character but a side character who'd get bodied in 1 panel

stray forge
#

Oh wait didn’t you guys say he was 5’6

#

Or was that a lie

jolly flume
#

you weigh like almost the same as my mom bruh

wicked delta
#

I dont fucking know what my height is Gladge

#

It was like

dapper zealot
wicked delta
#

169 last time I checked which was 5 years ago

jolly flume
#

that sounds

#

more correct

stray forge
#

I’m 160 ☠️ but I’m 5’10

craggy marsh
#

Damn you're only 169cm tall??

trim frost
#

thats like

#

uhhh

wicked delta
#

My fault bruh my whole family is short

trim frost
#

5'7" or something i think

jolly flume
#

5'u

#

7

#

yeah

craggy marsh
#

Im 6'5

dapper zealot
trim frost
#

yeah that's about right

#

in my head i just convert 30cm = 1 ft

stray forge
#

YOU GUYS WERENT LYING

dapper zealot
#

so tobi is actually shorter than 5'6

stray forge
#

WHY DO YOU KNOW HIS HEIGHT

jolly flume
#

i'm 6ft1

the 6 ft and 1 in are separate measurements

dapper zealot
#

he just said it

stray forge
#

Im convinced you’re all in a polycule

wicked delta
#

Because I said it at some point

#

Probably

craggy marsh
#

Who's the tallest and who's the shortest endgame lounger

wicked delta
#

I say a lot of things

stray forge
#

6’5” just sounds inconvenient as hell

craggy marsh
#

It is

jolly flume
#

i'm 6'1 185

craggy marsh
#

My husband likes it tho

wicked delta
#

Not inconvenient if you’re Dutch

echo ibex
#

Why are you guys talking about feet

jolly flume
#

I know we had some other freaks of nature here

wicked delta
#

You’re a freak bruh

jolly flume
#

wol is like 6'4 or something

wicked delta
#

We’re talking about HEIGHT

stray forge
#

You’re like

echo ibex
craggy marsh
#

Being tall has its perks

wicked delta
trim frost
stray forge
#

The only other Asian person I’ve met that’s taller than me

jolly flume
#

yeah idk how I turned out like this bc everyone else in my immediate family is under 5'8

echo ibex
jolly flume
#

but here we are

dapper zealot
#

I'm like maybe 5'9 5'10??

stray forge
#

Ppl stare at me when I go to Chinatown cause I’m too tall and have tattoos

craggy marsh
#

Freak of nature Chiyo

#

My family is all tall

wicked delta
#

My nephew is like 16 and hes 6’1

#

Some bullshit

#

Hes literally the only tall person in the family

echo ibex
stray forge
#

How would I dox myself

wicked delta
#

Regardless of my height I can throw hands

#

And thats what matters most ❤️

jolly flume
#

I kinda wanted to get tattoos for a while but idk what I'd even get

stray forge
#

This city has more people than many countries ☠️

craggy marsh
#

I'll just sit on someone if I ever got in a fight with them

echo ibex
craggy marsh
#

Goodluck moving me

wicked delta
#

Uh

#

I think they’d like that

#

?

craggy marsh
#

Yeah probably

echo ibex
wicked delta
#

Im not sitting on anyone

craggy marsh
#

NOT FAT

#

I'm moderately stocky

echo ibex
wicked delta
#

Im not fat but my ass tho xdd

jolly flume
#

just big boned

craggy marsh
#

But also thin

#

Twunky

dapper zealot
#

I stuffed myself way too much as a kid so now I'm a fat fuck

echo ibex
wicked delta
#

Until you pay me

echo ibex
wicked delta
#

Oh my god bruh

jolly flume
#

can we afk in limsa together on eu

craggy marsh
#

I'll sit on my husband but that's about it

echo ibex
echo ibex
wicked delta
#

Cant joke around cus of woke these days

jolly flume
#

Katarina Bjorklund and Generic Bunboy

dapper zealot
jolly flume
#

match made in heaven

echo ibex
echo ibex
jolly flume
#

sorry i don't fw catgirls 💔

stray forge
#

Limsa people…

craggy marsh
#

Real hours chat im scared

echo ibex
trim frost
#

bro im crying is this my audience now

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echo ibex
#

I'm a catboy

#

Wtf

jolly flume
#

that's WORSE

#

grr

echo ibex
#

Said the bunboy sure

echo ibex
wicked delta
#

I gotta scam someone for 770 gear for Katarina

stray forge
#

From my experience of meeting ppl who I would consider bears

echo ibex
stray forge
#

They kinda only fuck with each other

dapper zealot
stray forge
#

Lots of bear on bear love

craggy marsh
#

It's true

jolly flume
#

you can't slap me

#

i'm too cute

echo ibex
craggy marsh
#

That's Chiyo irl btw

wicked delta
#

Oh id slap you for free but you’re very cute

trim frost
dapper zealot
echo ibex
wicked delta
#

Me with my cotank in M10

wicked delta
echo ibex
wicked delta
#

IM NOT HAGGLING grrr

jolly flume
#

Maple Quintus.

echo ibex
dapper zealot
craggy marsh
echo ibex
#

25 gil and a wahoo

wicked delta
echo ibex
#

Plus mango says hi

#

Mango did you ever fanta to female lala

craggy marsh
#

No

#

Never cleared TOP bruh

trim frost
echo ibex
stray forge
#

What was that meme about female lala

trim frost
#

i know so few other taiwanese people

stray forge
#

It’s like voice 4 or something

jolly flume
stray forge
#

Constantly screaming in raids

craggy marsh
#

But I'll go fem lala soon in case I cant anymore

echo ibex
#

We literally got 3 free fantas

#

Just do it

craggy marsh
#

Ye

jolly flume
#

I did my time in lala jail

#

never going back

dapper zealot
craggy marsh
#

Fem lala for a bit then either stay that way or go back

#

Then just chill out for a bit

#

Then adios

stray forge
#

Gnomes were the worst in wow so my hatred has extended to ffxiv unfortunately

#

Nothing personal

jolly flume
#

truly a dark time in my life

echo ibex
craggy marsh
#

That does look kinda peak

zealous meteor
thin fox
craggy marsh
jolly flume
craggy marsh
#

You can tell fem lala by the ears

#

Just an fyi

jolly flume
#

man ngl

#

this is the most excited I've been for msq since heavensward

craggy marsh
#

I will say I do love tricking people into thinking im fem lala for free shit

zealous meteor
craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

a sign of where lalafells belong

#

root vegetables growing in the ground

wicked delta
craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

no comment

craggy marsh
dapper zealot
#

Go bark

stray forge
#

Storm puppy

jolly flume
#

post halmarut and you'll get your wish

craggy marsh
#

I dont wanna go back for treatments today

#

Chiyo go for me instead

pale blade
jolly flume
#

what am I getting treated for

craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

oh is that like colon three

craggy marsh
#

Sit in the chair

dapper zealot
#

uwu :3

craggy marsh
#

And let the doctor do the thing

#

With the needle

stray forge
#

Get your insides rearranged

craggy marsh
#

You might also lose hair too

jolly flume
#

my gf already did that to me once

stray forge
#

What

pale blade
jolly flume
#

by slamming the door open while I was behind it

craggy marsh
echo ibex
jolly flume
#

say gex

echo ibex
#

Noted

dapper zealot
jolly flume
#

read the second sentence you fuck

craggy marsh
#

Yoyo take my treatment for me

#

I dont wanna do it today

echo ibex
echo ibex
jolly flume
#

get your insides rearranged

wicked delta
#

Makes sense…

jolly flume
#

gulp

craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

it was just a funny message...

pale blade
#

none of you will be seeing the light of heaven I'm afraid

wicked delta
#

autoleft I see. autoright

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pale blade
#

yeah well neither will I, so

#

we can all suffer in hell together

jolly flume
echo ibex
wicked delta
#

I respect straight dudes who like getting pegged

craggy marsh
echo ibex
craggy marsh
#

But you'll lose your appetite for a few days

jolly flume
#

urgh I gotta get up in like 5 and a half hours to go shopping and prep food

#

time to curl into a ball and die

dapper zealot
#

More food