LA fucking closes at like
#endgame-lounge
stray forge
jolly flume
🗣️
dull drum
woah those taco stands are fire bro
stray forge
mfw la is the only city with taco stands suddenly
jolly flume
my static lead and I go out for pizza once in a while
sleek moon
is this how you get priority loot
stray forge
I've only met up with WoW friends irl
I think I'd be too terrified to meet up with most ffxiv ppl because they might drop those limsa moves on me
wicked delta
We are the Seoul of America
rain geode
my static lead and I go out for pizza once in a while
Thats awesome, me and the guys from my pokemon league will usually get Culvers after.
stray forge
im jk i have a few friends irl that play this game
wicked delta
The fuck is a Culvers
jolly flume
I literally joined that static
stray forge
sounds british
jolly flume
and like two weeks later we met irl
wicked delta
That sounds like a shoe brand
stray forge
and like two weeks later we met irl
this is actual psychopathic activities
wicked delta
If my static mates lived close id meet up with them
stray forge
id be too scared of getting a stalker or something
wicked delta
Well it depends
stray forge
OKAY BUT AFTER 2 WEEKS???
jolly flume
nobody would stalk me
wicked delta
If online vibes are annoying then stay away from me
jolly flume
I'm just generic asian male #12387912738
wicked delta
nobody would stalk me
Im in your walls
rain geode
The fuck is a Culvers
Its heaven
rain geode
I wish mine was a little fatter tbh
dull drum
🤨
wicked delta
1 day at Pizza Hut will save you
stray forge
I'm asian so I think im just average in the ass department
everything went to chest
rain geode
Chest is nice to
wicked delta
Holy fuck theres some freaks in the pokemon company
stray forge
always have been
wicked delta
You’re into this shit bro
dull drum
boreal pumice
Holy fuck theres some freaks in the pokemon company
remeber the leaks? and the weird entry on hypno in the dex?
stray forge
why is this the second time this has been sent to me
stray forge
the w-weird entry?...
brisk scarab
stray forge
I have a relatively big chest which is funny
stray forge
LMAO
wicked delta
<:booba:1096538487441862756>
Me if I went on estrogen
brisk scarab
Nvm m11 can wait
dull drum
Im gonna start m11 for the firdt time
gl soldier
wicked delta
Oh hell nah icant
brisk scarab
brisk scarab
gl soldier
Hows your experience with it
wicked delta
One punch monitor
trim frost
https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-nidoqueen-pokemon-stadium-n64-nintendo64-gif-2578...
bro i keep seeing that one image from kakegurui(?) where she’s fondling herself crazy style it’s so scary
dull drum
One punch monitor
💀💀💀
dull drum
Hows your experience with it
not too bad on tank honestly
brisk scarab
Isnt that the gambling pervert anime
trim frost
i believe so
brisk scarab
jolly flume
chat remind me rq
dull drum
but pf cant decide on how to do heartbeat so i always have to ask
before we wipe there
jolly flume
is it one or two normal raid tokens to buy an accessory
loud nymph
one
trim frost
1
jolly flume
sweet
trim frost
get ur headphones brother
brisk scarab
Just need a bit more tomes
wicked delta
Put the phys range in the bag
jolly flume
wicked delta
Add more Holo stickers and ill continue reading the manga
wicked delta
dull drum
am I washed
i can somehow play bard and drg fine still but not mch idk why man
🥀
its been a year its cooked
jolly flume
I'm so cool
quick verge
I'm so cool
/e The Meso Terminal has ended.
/e You received a player commendation!
sleek moon
i tried to play sam more but i cant, bana starts going weird and my gcd is weird when buffs come up and a that point better just play drg or some other roll gcd easy shit
quick verge
I can change the chat color too
fierce matrix
Why is your echo piss colored
quick verge
(watch this ragebait)
fierce matrix
Imagine using echo macros
sleek moon
use your memory
fierce matrix
Fr
jolly flume
I used to use them for mit plans when I was learning ultimates and stuff
not as much anymore
rapid whale
Mb I'm old
fierce matrix
I just use my second monitor
jolly flume
Holo canonically cant use a melee weapon but can use a gun
the great equalizer, they say
wisewolf wit da blicky
jolly flume
ok yeah thats a little excessive
sleek moon
why do you need that in an echo
proper cave
Former #1 SCH NA has some advice https://youtu.be/2kv-ukVQ7qo
quick verge
?
jolly flume
I just pop the macro every pull
proper cave
Sometimes you just don’t absorb everything.
quick verge
someone had a mnemonic for ct that I can’t repeat here
proper cave
So do what you must
quick verge
but I will never forget the cleanse spots
quick verge
check your toilet
dapper zealot
damn m11 really filtering
worn bluff
i saw past meteorain but my movement is ass picking up the tethers
i should go look at a POV
oh apparently if you get clipped by a meteor and get phys vuln you can still live the tethers as tank
worn bluff
OH that's why
i'm a dumdum
so it's just you can't take more than one meteor drop
good to know so i can run through once if i need to
worn bluff
got to arena split but someone fell off at the beginning so it was kind of cooked
loud nymph
<@201794814650351616>
nope wasn't this one
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158175359561388103/1360359994868109483/yanranch_1.1.gif here it is
limpid edge
why pf listing static aether for m10s?
loud nymph
brainlet pf lead
worn bluff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158175359561388103/1360359994868109483/y...
need with audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjXXlHij6io
why is m11 so long 
all this random filler
all the weapons and then a whole minute of nothing until meteorain
limpid edge
would you prefer a frontloaded or backloaded fight?
worn bluff
bro just aura farming with raidwides
idt it's that it's just i feel like some stuff could just be cut out
jolly flume
he will not yield his throne
sleek moon
isnt it just one raidwide -> buster -> orbital
worn bluff
yeah it's like 30s from the end of weapons before the buster
he's just going SSJ
i hear this happens a lot in orbital
sleek moon
its a ping check
clear plume
isnt it just one raidwide -> buster -> orbital
Busters = nothing tho I’m not a shield dork
jolly flume
this goes hard
rain geode
type shit
clear plume
this goes hard
Where is the lie press concit book dork
jolly flume
jolly flume
bro melded spell speed
worn bluff
limpid edge
had to best enrage team for m10s in a while and we just disband after 3 pulls cmon give it more!!!!!
low hearth
mb
deep gale
rain geode
had to best enrage team for m10s in a while and we just disband after 3 pulls cm...
It always how it goes
limpid edge
if a w2 m10s enrage party can get past split arena, it's worth staying a bit more
SURELY
low hearth
Week 2 enrage 
sleek moon
what would happen if spell speed asts should underflow their gcd with lightspeed
rapid whale
this goes hard
as a drk in near bis ahh comment
rapid whale
>3 pulls later
classic, enrage 1st pull then memes'
echo ibex
Only thing I know how to do on this fight except clearing
limpid edge
my royal decree!!
quick verge
https://streamable.com/ewvv81
Only thing I know how to do on this fight except ...
doing allat when u can just press sprint
wait u did press sprint u just didn’t wanna tn
clear plume
what would happen if spell speed asts should underflow their gcd with lightspeed
Lightspeed doesn’t reduce your gcd, just your cast speed
rain geode
Lightspeed is basically just a super swift cast for everything that isnt Raise
jolly flume
it's busted as shit for chain rezzing too but then you get to just cry about no uptime on whatever you were planning to spend that charge on
oh well go next
worn bluff
wait everything after arena split seems kind of easy for tank/melee?
is arena split the only actual mechanic in this fight
jolly flume
you're gonna wipe 2/4 and you're gonna like it
rain geode
is arena split the only actual mechanic in this fight
Pretty much
I mean snaking is kinda real
jolly flume
you're guaranteed a tether as tank so uh figure that out I guess
but that's honestly easier than being part of the 2/4
terse zodiac
Does pf even have a plan for the emrage towers
Ig hector gave his group suggestion so people probably do that?
worn bluff
I mean snaking is kinda real
m11s
rain geode
oh
worn bluff
but that's honestly easier than being part of the 2/4
yeah feels like for 2/4 you just.. walk up
but idk i haven't gotten there maybe i'll grief
jolly flume
just walk up and under no circumstances go inside the hitbox and if you wipe it's someone else's fault
zzz
terse zodiac
Im gonna just plant far every time and blame the other person if they dont step in easy
worn bluff
i hope i don't mess up timing on tank towers
i guess invuln doesn't cover all the hits so you have to do some weird stuff
the last ones
jolly flume
it's 9-11-13 seconds so the other tank just has to share a hit or two with you before you invuln depending on the order you do
you can take one hit basically raw
two you're gonna want mit
rain geode
rwar XD
sleek moon
Lightspeed doesn’t reduce your gcd, just your cast speed
i mean swap gcd with cast time and same question lol
but its a meme question
sleek moon
they should have added a 4th weapon to savage
true beacon
another one
rain geode
not even an upgrade one jesus
rain geode
God I need to make myself go back into PF
boreal pumice
another one
We gotta dissect you bro
worn bluff
another one
i would just leave instance
dull drum
these impatient andys that leave after 2 wipes
welcome to pf
dull drum
another one
this is why i never join parts with no ilevel req
low hearth
welcome to pf
leaving after 10 minutes bro??
inner apex
!faq savageloot
storm frostBOT
boreal pumice
m11s time today
rain geode
I cant get into aether rn so no M10S for me today
true beacon
again
boreal pumice
why would evil saph do this
random needle
I need to find her and defeat her
boreal pumice
fr why do ppl keep trying to sneak in your trying to do savage at least have some gear for it
rain geode
Then they should at least have the normal raid gear and an EX weapon
granite stag
i spent all my gil on yan horns for the FC sorry
I convinced them to do maps every week until they got them 
Gotta save gil where you can
worn bluff
also most of my sprout friends had a few million just from going through the game normally
a full crafted set is like 2 million or less
granite stag
If anyone in my fc says they don't have a set I slap them with one for free
I can't have poors ruining my good name
worn bluff
yeah or if you don’t have anyone to help you then just wait til you have more tome and raid gear
granite stag
Like two weeks of normal raid, tome and a handful of gil gets you set up right
Everyone should have some materia 12s from roulette currency
flat bane
fuck, I don't know why but once I prog a phase long enough it all becomes a jam in my head and I stop doing anything correctly
like with red hot, I go to bait positions before we even dodge the first wave
true beacon
prog
rapid whale
cant afford new gear <:neofox_cry:1131014830992662589>
Did you try savage yet
zealous meteor
yes
rain geode
cant afford new gear <:neofox_cry:1131014830992662589>
honestly save that cash
rain geode
Imagine leveling crafters
limpid edge
any savages?
whole estuary
fierce matrix
again
brother I can understand maybe the single meld
but the 0 meld
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy
true beacon
brother I can understand maybe the single meld
you see the ilvl right
finite plank
full clip of the pictures i posted the other day
this normally works as intended if i wasn't the stack marker
stray forge
guys 
I'm not sure I can stay reaper on m10s
somewhere out there cooly is shedding a tear as another reaper loses her wings
finite plank
compared to sam casting, how bad is it
stray forge
some downtime to recast a soulsow I guess but between the back and forth the deaths design sucks
golden jewel
need a tank fill for ex3 wing farm on crystal if any goobers are bored tn 
terse zodiac
surely you just whorl of death while they are standing in their position and you can't cleave them and dont have to worry about going back and forth
wicked delta
Yea my ass would be too lazy to apply dd on them separately every single time
terse zodiac
even pressing whorl then first hit of combo single target is higher potency than shadow on each
trim frost
reaper is actually fundamentally cooked for m10s oh my goodness
random needle
You can drop the 6th and 7th words in that sentence
terse zodiac
you just aoe deaths design when you can cleave a lot and single target otherwise, fundamentally cooked is a bit of an overstatement
stray forge
Yeah I wouldn’t say fundamentally cooked lol
limpid edge
you just aoe deaths design when you can cleave a lot and single target otherwise...
kitty cat?
tulip wraith
blowjob brothers you are dying tonight
we died to protean and puddle drops cause we didnt heal or mit enough
surely next time we get there we win ez
pale blade
so
I saw what may possibly be the root cause of the MH Wilds performance issues
I am beyond baffled
Like I ugly laughed
raw sand
thats the most capcom of things ever
boreal pumice
dlc 
raw sand
capcom and making a decent pc port challenge (impossible)
stray forge
How tf did bro almost get 40k on bj bros 😭
raw sand
what was the issue
apparently the game force checks for dlc everytime its loading, so if you dont have dlc = fps loss
raw sand
raw sand
simply buy more dlc
raw sand
so close to funny number
thin fox
god damn this is fucking crazy
pale blade
Blowjob Brothers supremacy
jolly flume
god damn this is fucking crazy
pf's first dps check in the whole expansion
stray forge
This means statics that choose a name right? So doesn't include pf?
and doesn't include all statics
pale blade
Yes?
limpid edge
is that a yes or no
jade nimbus
pale blade
is that a yes or no
yes
limpid edge
the xtremes should be an extreme!!!!
lavish mortar
i stg this is like 50% of the clear parties I get
atp I've learned dancer pretty well
only making minor mistakes
I was initially joking when I said that the intern who calculated the boss hp accidentally put a 2 instead of a 3 to make 223k into 233k but now I'm almost inclined to believe that was the case
trim frost
i stg this is like 50% of the clear parties I get
at least it was a clear party
tulip wraith
lavish mortar
things have gotten so bad that I started crafting my own pots again
lavish mortar
and did not clear
Yes this
trim frost
yeah.
lavish mortar
Sorry I'm tired
trim frost
dude
lavish mortar
I forgot to put the "clear"
trim frost
no not your fault i misread
fucking like
mfs in FULL NORMAL RAID GEAR keep trying to join my clear parties
kind elm
guys where is my tyrant
lavish mortar
LIKE MAN CMON. I STARTED A WEEK BEFORE SAVAGE SO I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TOME GEAR BUT THIS CHECK IS CRAZY
random needle
He's in my bed
lavish mortar
I could've had boots + hat if I remembered to resub on monday
vast jacinth
P10s is not even hard dps check wise its just if a person dies to wrong mechanic everything goes kaboom
(Says the person who got killed in her reclear )
Tbf im just silly healer xD if my death makes a kill impossible then ermge
thin fox
yeah anabaseios is very light checks its just that every mech is a body check
kind elm
p10s 🥀
kind elm
nomnom
stray forge
I found @rain geode 
I am literally so shook
rain geode
huh?
lavish mortar
I legit just unmelded my bracelet because it had DH when I could've slotted a second det
vast jacinth
Why did my brain default to pande raids T_T
rain geode
rude
lavish mortar
but I'd need to unmeld my already pentamelded pants
to add more DET materia
I cba
vast jacinth
Or be like me : just meld what ur week 1 says and then remeld as you get pieces xD
boreal pumice
not like your gonna use the materia for anything else
vast jacinth
I use it to make very little gil
rain geode
So for arena split if someone is dead whose supposed to be targeted does it just target someone else?
lavish mortar
not like your gonna use the materia for anything else
selling for $$$
vast jacinth
So for arena split if someone is dead whose supposed to be targeted does it just...
Jup
rain geode
Alright I need to double check logs but Im pretty sure thats why sometime the mit was more then enough and sometimes it still insta killed me
vast jacinth
And if your healera are not careful of squishys ( alias casters and phys range) the aoe after wards just kills them xD
limpid edge
i might get kicked for bein 1% away from 5%
vast jacinth
M11s on EU is giga salt
lavish mortar
Are people that salty in m11s?
On Aether everyone is just tired
there's not that much salt
vast jacinth
See i killed friday lasz week at 3am
lavish mortar
only untreated depression
stray forge
I had fun in m10s with my static
rain geode
I wouldnt hold your breath
rain geode
I complain tho tonight was as bad but god this place sucks
vast jacinth
Week 1 it was like ermge how does the cleave bait work after fire/water snaking
And eventually pf figured it out and boom kill
rain geode
PF most assuredly has not figured it out
rain geode
Also I like how instead of a screenshot of me you used a screenshot of the text chat lmao
pine holly
I'm trying to switch to an mmo mouse and my muscle memory is kinda fucked
rain geode
Is this for M12S?
thin fox
this is m11s
bottom graph shows # of characters whose best recorded pull is at each %
limpid edge
inxerinos?
trim frost
so 5277 characters have a best pull of 0-1%
thin fox
thats not you right (I think I recognise the 0.01% lol)
stray forge
thin fox
60 something pulls
fuck you 
jolly flume
time to wipe to enrage
trim frost
fuck you <:ReallyMad:930908505890770954>
jolly flume
just get on the +3k rdps job
I DONT HAVE IT UNLOCKED ON MY ALT
sleek moon
I DONT HAVE IT UNLOCKED ON MY ALT
lavish mortar
60 something pulls
lucky bastard
lavish mortar
I'm tired boss
it's ironic that people keep leaving cuz if u got the damage, you just need to bash your head into the boss till you get a run with no deaths or dds
limpid edge
OMG finally
no more bj bros
i can finally do the real PF wall
got no loot tho. typical
lavish mortar
and im r1 ndps
wow can I get your autograph
thin fox
ZERO
i'm loving the ~129
like they're not sure if you're the bottom rank. you might be even worse.
thin fox
this is good right
i should go summoner for easy pink
jolly flume
fflogs be like "you are approximately dogshit"
that smn got rank 1 twice already tonight
because hes like 780 or something
he played black mage in prog
thin fox
u legit just show up and get rank
rain geode
Parses are a scam
jolly flume
lets see how low I can go on p2
if I don't get a 0 I'll have to wonder wtf the other ppl were doing
bc there is no way I'm not the least geared mch to clear this fight
quick verge
son
thin fox
can you lock in please ?
thin fox
vestal hollow
i was gonna call you something else for the bit but this is just as funny
thin fox
@jolly flume do you think 0-6-10:30 is worth it over 0-5-10 in m11
lavish mortar
0-5-10 is so much nicer
yeah pf can't align burst
if you try to drift 30s inevitably someone throws out raid buff 10s early
shy obsidian
LOOTLESS ONCE MORE
clear plume
id like to file a HR report
fixed it
shy obsidian
god i'm genuinely so trash that the dancers are partnering with the other DPS instead of me 😭
lavish mortar
I'm never touching dancer again after this tier
literally the hardest phys ranged to play
gauge and proc management is actually so ass then you add the fact that drifting standard step more than 5 seconds over the course of the entire fight causes a grey parse
I will become bard
just like ffxi
trim frost
😭
lavish mortar
bard is so chill
just turn off brain and break your heartbreaker button
use pp at 3
terse zodiac
dancer hard is certainly a take 😭
rain geode
Still insane to me how expensive renames are in this game
lavish mortar
also I see you're on greg
lavish mortar
prepare to be found
golden jewel
grinding out ex3 in pf is not for the weak (or low ilvl's)
pale blade
dang you had the debuff
pale blade
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1311936842559524885/1461223050728181830...
*Bard fucks
clear plume
its the bubble phase
clear plume
if u need raidplan i can grab it
clear plume
cursed
limpid edge
some hour 1 strat maybe
tulip anvil
heres this pf i found that i thought was funny
the ilvl is 775 when some people cant join it because they werent lucky enough on m9s
clear plume
isnt that possible just off tomes if u capped this week
shy obsidian
I'M STILL LOOTLESS I'M DOOMED
limpid edge
maybe if i got all accessories instead of body tho
clear plume
i checked and yeah its 774 i spread misinformation
tulip anvil
its a prog party too
thin fox
yeah 775 requires at least one piece of gear i think
limpid edge
may i get some gear please
quick verge
that was 3 deaths with rez sickness + healer lb3
how u start justifying when i didnt even ragebait
im just in ur brain
quick verge
"MY job was fine, there was 3 deaths and a healer lb"
minne or curing waltz stops those deaths
btw
its ok tho
jolly flume
does minne win the +physical vulnerability up 1837935
quick verge
yes
jolly flume
wow that's a pretty good skill
quick verge
minne protraction thrill of battle critlo spread
and
repelling shot to do mechanics
clear plume
like clockwork
jolly flume
repelling shot is a button you press for aura
jolly flume
like clockwork
yeah that looks good
clear plume
i used repelling today in 12-2
jolly flume
they seem pretty consistent
clear plume
for first mech
jolly flume
ly shit
clear plume
to get buffs out then repelling before defa went out
not first mech but first real mech
during the 2m
clear plume
12-2 is such a good fight
was worried reclears id like it less
but idyllic still slapped
quick verge
LOL
jolly flume
tbh
if I could find a spice and wolf server to get a holo tag from I'd probably use that
jolly flume
clear plume
id be insulted by the
"have u cleared 11"
honestly
like who tf do they think u are that you wouldnt have
jolly flume
brisk scarab
I might tough it out and just complete my ShB relic tommorow
That 30/30 x 3 part sucksss
west zephyr
https://medal.tv/games/ff-xiv-online/clips/lUOG6IW6y7pTAI1ki?invite=cr-MSxiQ3gsM...
How did sam not die
clear plume
How did sam not die
They instantly pop theirs mid so the vuln wears off
jolly flume
yeah I got doubled on that today because I pressed mch lb3 as a joke
quick verge
I might tough it out and just complete my ShB relic tommorow
nah
should've done it during covid
jolly flume
but I was far enough back for the vuln to expire and my healers had eyes
quick verge
shit was peak indoors activity
west zephyr
They instantly pop theirs mid so the vuln wears off
On pf we would've wiped already 5 times to it because people cannot follow an order
stray forge
tbh i thought shb relics were ugly 
west zephyr
Thanks tho will note it see if woks next week
clear plume
yeah I got doubled on that today because I pressed mch lb3 as a joke
Broke:using mch lb3 as a joke
Woke: using mch lb3 during nails to kill 2 expanding things right away (you ignore the second one)
west zephyr
tbh i thought shb relics were ugly <:Sadge:1252207281744117982>
Your thoughts are accurate
thin fox
I think now that most of the raiding stuff is out for the expac save for a criterion dungeon and extreme
my main critique of the hard mode stuff is that they need to Stop Fucking Tutorializing
so many down points in this tier are just them pointlessly tutorialising something
west zephyr
my main critique of the hard mode stuff is that they need to Stop Fucking Tutori...
Mind expanding further?
thin fox
savage has so many pacing issues related to them pointlessly tutorialising mechanics in a completely unnecessary manner. e.g. m11s has you do weapons twice before doing it again in ultimate weapons when you could've just had them be in ultimate weapons.
if you cut out the entirety of the first two weapons in m11s the fight just instantly becomes better because you remove pointless tutorialising and improve the pacing of the fight
m10s has the part where youre solo against red hot and deep blue where they very slowly tutorialise their mechanics completely unnecessarily
red hot's is ok but deep blue is so slow and boring by comparison
a very slow stack or spread, followed by a very slow protean
west zephyr
I won't defend 11 because it's true that it is a hassle, could say "well the boss is testing you haha" but back to it it is a slog
jolly flume
it's mostly just the untargetable bit where he goes surfing and you get to afk and jerk it for ten seconds
weapons I don't actually mind
thin fox
notice how tightly paced fights like p8s phase 1 or p12s phase 1 are by comparison
west zephyr
But in the case of the brothers I have to shout for it because the joke of them is introduce you their base mechs then mix em up together to add the difficulty
You know, 1 is a fair duel, two is an issue
thin fox
imo fights in this game should rarely be longer than like 7-8 minutes
for savage at least
if you dont have 11 minutes worth of mechanics dont make an 11 minute long fight
west zephyr
I feel 10 has a better execution as a tldr even tho true it's tutorial time
alpine plover
i agree with you inx but it's not particular to this tier
thin fox
Im not saying its particular to the tier, Im just bringing it up now because this is the last savage content we're getting
for the expansion
alpine plover
yea that's fair then
thin fox
so its a good time to look back on their claims of focusing on the battle content
alpine plover
i feel like 11 is at least somewhat interactive
jolly flume
they certainly did
west zephyr
10 is just boredom
Fun I have the exact contrary opinion
11 is a slog and 10 entertaining
west zephyr
But that is now just a personal opinion
jolly flume
usually I'm the one shitting on fights left and right
so it's odd that I'm not this time around
but I really did like them
thin fox
I still like 10 overall it just still has problems with over-tutorialising
jolly flume
heyyyy
alpine plover
everyone in my static hates 10
jolly flume
save some fun for me
alpine plover
dogshit uptime
stray forge
I like 10 :^)
alpine plover
my drg was cooking smth tho cuz he got 96
thin fox
also this game still has issues where they just throw in a normal mode mechanic
alpine plover
lavish mortar
guys
thin fox
like sorry but the m11s mech where he pulls out an axe and its tank stack + spread or scythe and its tank spread + stack is just a normal mode mechanic
jolly flume
the only part I hate about 10 is that its gcd rollback city when he does the surfing bit during insane air
stray forge
i mean yes, 96 compared to other ppl with dogshit uptime
lavish mortar
guys i just missed the m11s clear because the melees forgot to lb2 at the end
im gonna fucking die
alpine plover
ngl this will be my worst parsing tier i stg
first time savage tanking true, but i also happen to wall or eat DDs EXACTLY on the clear pull
jolly flume
are people still getting dps check walled
lavish mortar
YES
alpine plover
not that it matters cuz i have casual static but i feel bad
stray forge
no
jolly flume
I could understand week 1 but week 2-3 is starting to get into 
territory
west zephyr
i will if this keeps happening
The fact you imply it happened more than once
stray forge
wtf ppl told me cosmic exploration was fast for leveling doh/dol
lavish mortar
The fact you imply it happened more than once
i had 0.5% enrage
stray forge
this is slow as hell
west zephyr
ngl this will be my worst parsing tier i stg
first time savage tanking true, but...
You can count with your hand the amount of people who will actually give a shit about it
In the good sense
west zephyr
this is slow as hell
But you don't require materials so
trim frost
is there anything in m10 worth using invuln on or
west zephyr
Also obscure plugins around
lavish mortar
I could understand week 1 but week 2-3 is starting to get into <:Susge:122150205...
we pulled in a scholar who already cleared
stray forge
I kind of assume im the only one who cares about my parse bc i certainly dont care about anyone elses parse
echo ibex
I kind of assume im the only one who cares about my parse bc i certainly dont ca...
For self improvement is perfect
But if scared of people judging you it'll rarely happen unless extreme scenarios
lavish mortar
if I was not playing dancer I would not care what other ppl parse
west zephyr
i had 0.5% enrage
My condolences
lavish mortar
I'M JUST DOGSHIT
limpid edge
0.5 doesnt sound so bad
west zephyr
I'M JUST DOGSHIT
You sure it was your meeles
jolly flume
nobody cares about your parses unless you're either applying to hc statics or you're like genuinely unsalvageably bad
lavish mortar
You sure it was your meeles
well my sam partner got a dd so maybe its that
echo ibex
nobody cares about your parses unless you're either applying to hc statics or yo...
Or like how you parse grey on smn
alpine plover
yoyo
robust shoal
is there anything in m10 worth using invuln on or
my group invulns the busters during uhh snaking 1?
the one where the bosses are split and do their own stuff
west zephyr
well my sam partner got a dd so maybe its that
That shouldn't be the factor no
trim frost
oh right the double buster
alpine plover
teach how to find the starting safespot for orbital
trim frost
anything aside from that though
alpine plover
cuz i'm having troubles
robust shoal
makes it so blue tank doesn't have to come over and help red
jolly flume
teach how to find the starting safespot for orbital
don't and do the 212 dodge
robust shoal
other than that not really
jolly flume
:)
lavish mortar
That shouldn't be the factor no
this is rdps
alpine plover
which one
west zephyr
this is rdps
Yeah still
stray forge
my group has the unique problem of how lp2 is doing snaking perfectly and lp1 is murdering lp2
spice path
I dont really care about my parse so long as we clear. But it would be nice to have some pretty colors in case my static falls apart ever and I have to find a new one.
lavish mortar
Yeah still
well rdps is calcing my dance partner buff right
alpine plover
the one that hector showed?
worn bluff
bro is it me or do tanks in PF not know which side they belong on for dance of domination trophy?
worn bluff
half my cotanks i have to adjust for bc they always go to the wrong side
trim frost
teach how to find the starting safespot for orbital
2nd intersection will always touch boss hitbox, start there
when 1+cleaves go off, move IMMEDIATELY diagonally through the boss, then IMMEDIATELY back
trim frost
it's super tight so you can't think about it at all
jolly flume
and I have never dd'd
trim frost
i got very consistent at it
lavish mortar
I'm just bad I guess, someone get me banned so I can stop terrorizing PF
worn bluff
yeah the only time i've taken DD in orbital is when i forgot to look at the cone cleave the first time
otherwise 212 dodge is goated
west zephyr
I'm just bad I guess, someone get me banned so I can stop terrorizing PF
No need to beat yourself now
lavish mortar
No need to beat yourself now
its over
jolly flume
part of it is you're also competing against a near guaranteed pick world race job where they're partnered with a gear funneled melee
lavish mortar
part of it is you're also competing against a near guaranteed pick world race jo...
Oh... that makes sense
jolly flume
video game and all
limpid edge
https://www.twitch.tv/kyoshirin/clip/ObliqueHardHeronCurseLit-0r-vzXz9PK3B2DgI
hector showed this in his guide. It should be standardized
west zephyr
Thought hector showed 212
jolly flume
standard or not doesn't really matter it's an individual mechanic, do what works for you
but like
stray forge
jolly flume
I firmly believe this is 100% the most consistent way for most people
alpine plover
2nd intersection will always touch boss hitbox, start there
when 1+cleaves go o...
yea this is what i do but i'm having trouble finding this spot
jolly flume
you don't have to be that close
I stand just barely inside the boss hitbox to start with because it's easier for me to judge the boss cleave that way
trim frost
somewhere like just inside the hitbox is fine
jolly flume
further in reduces movement but you can definitely still make it
trim frost
you can adjust a little
echo ibex
https://www.twitch.tv/kyoshirin/clip/ObliqueHardHeronCurseLit-0r-vzXz9PK3B2DgI
Nvm yeah do this
alpine plover
i'm getting clipped tho if i am not that close
thin fox
my other critique is that I think the devs - in classic fashion - overreacted to people complaining about Anabaseios's body checks
because I feel like they just don't do body checks now most of the time
trim frost
i heard someone say that you should start moving at the last "r" in fire and fury castbar
alpine plover
cuz i dont have 5 ping
jolly flume
because I feel like they just don't do body checks now most of the time
Majestic Meteorain
🪄 12837272
trim frost
bad ping means move earlier
jolly flume
I have like
80 ish ping
just move right on the end of the fire and fury cast
or whatever it's called
don't have to react
echo ibex
I just sprint
thin fox
isnt the only way to wipe the party in idyllic dream to throw a defamation on people
jolly flume
you basically can't instantly wipe the group unless you take a defam dead center yeah
you'll kill people in a bunch of ways but it's like
not raidwide 9999999
rain geode
I enrage every pull I do
trim frost
if you step into a bleed puddle does it check/respect mit at the time you step out of it
west zephyr
https://www.twitch.tv/kyoshirin/clip/ObliqueHardHeronCurseLit-0r-vzXz9PK3B2DgI
Snapshot on that thing is disgusting all things said
jolly flume
the snapshot is completely fair ngl
it's fast but it's consistently fast and it matches the visual pretty closely
the "how did I get hit" is literally always just movement that isn't confident enough
limpid edge
i like the way wtfdig condenses the raidplans into one page. Makes it feel like there arent that many new mechs
compared to a raidplan w/ 30 slides
jolly flume
the raidplans have 30 slides for a reason
and it's usually not because they like making extra work for themselves
alpine plover
fucking
jolly flume
you read the raidplan for understanding then wtfdig it later to check your spot on an alt job or something
limpid edge
i like to watch hector then a vod to see the timing of the mechs
jolly flume
isnt the only way to wipe the party in idyllic dream to throw a defamation on pe...
actually back to this for a sec because I did think it was kinda stupid a few times this tier
like it's a little insane to me that failing towers in both phases of 12 aren't instant wipes
like come on it's a 4th floor I'm a big boy, we can handle a body check or two for egregious failures to do a mechanic
tulip wraith
oh chiyo i cleared m10s
ty for the macrocosmos tip on arena split its so fucking nice
dapper zealot
jolly flume
oh chiyo i cleared m10s <a:yippe:1277647465197076512>
gz gz glad it helped
dapper zealot
oh chiyo i cleared m10s <a:yippe:1277647465197076512>
Now it's time for
tulip wraith
thin fox
like come on it's a 4th floor I'm a big boy, we can handle a body check or two f...
yeah imo its like I get it on the early floors but I think its fine if every final floor mech is a body check
clear plume
Todays reclear we killed it 15s ahead of enrage with a heal lb3
stray forge
Now it's time for
Is that supposed to be ninja
thin fox
missing a hell in a cell tower only causing a bleed is <fine> but being able to fuck stuff up in the final floor and still being able to continue is insane
stray forge
Oh I thought it was shuriken 
alpine plover
guys
stray forge
That makes more sense
clear plume
Hell in a cell being able to ignore 2 dps towers and just mit the explosion and it effects the bleed too
alpine plover
check this out
clear plume
Is so fucking funny
alpine plover
clear plume
Why does it not give a DD
alpine plover
thin fox
yeah idk why its not DD and bleed
also I think they should go back to abyssos
make every raidwide a bleedwide
clear plume
(We did NOT make a plan around exploding towers for me to not have to drop dots on the boss I swear!!!)
thin fox
one of the good things about abyssos was how much fucking bleeds there were
limpid edge
i wouldnt want a final savage fight to have all body checks
echo ibex
i wouldnt want a final savage fight to have all body checks
Athena
jolly flume
athena's problem wasn't even body checks
the entire phase 2 is just dogshit and unfun for reasons unrelated to body checks
thin fox
half of phase 2's problem is just that it's too slow
if it was like 1.5x speed it'd already be better
pale blade
also the weird amount of precision needed for some mechs
Me: pinky toe steps over the line
Also me: explodes
My party: also explodes
thin fox
calorics not that bad
echo ibex
Me: pinky toe steps over the line
Also me: *explodes*
My party: *also explodes*
You irl:
echo ibex
caloric isn't that bad in concept I think
Pun intended
jolly flume
sploosh
thin fox
i think its weird that caloric2 is easier
they should've swapped them imo
have caloric2 as the first one and caloric1 as the second one
pale blade
calorics not that bad
Caloric 2 maybe, but Caloric 1 was just bad
jolly flume
can we just make every fight p8-1
thin fox
caloric is fun. complex. punishing. multiple ways to solve it.
jolly flume
length doesn't really correlate with the slop-ness of the fight ngl
the most slop fight this tier is the shortest one
they made looper and then kinda just gave up I guess
amber fable
Fight length does lead to repeated or tutorial mechs
jolly flume
I think you have the cause and effect backwards there
thin fox
I don't mind having an easy p1 but I feel like if they're going to do that they should go back to Stormblood door bosses and have it just be like 3-4 minutes long and then have the actual fight be 10 minutes long
jolly flume
were stormblood doors that short
the only one I've done is 12 and it didn't feel that short
but maybe I'm just tweaking bc it's been forever
thin fox
about 5 minutes long
the video is 7m long because they include the full transition which is like a minute long
8 seems to be around 6m
jolly flume
tbh I kinda wish they did that format with 12 because the p1 is just 
and then p2 is 
and I wish we had more of it
robust shoal
4 was 5 minutes, 8 was 6 minutes, 12 was 8 minutes
rapid whale
How does 12 p2 line up for the veterans is it one of the best final boss
jolly flume
can't believe o12sp2 ripped off lightstream from p11s five years in the future
echo ibex
How does 12 p2 line up for the veterans is it one of the best final boss
Not a veteran but thematically I just don't get how hyper regeneration gives you time space manipulation powers
thin fox
i rly hope they cook with the next ulti
jolly flume
Not a veteran but thematically I just don't get how hyper regeneration gives you...
the minstrel was just on shrooms man
thin fox
pls give actual creative mechs
jolly flume
don't think too hard about it
jolly flume
pls give an actual ultimate
thin fox
chatgpt, generate me a final phase for my new ultimate !
jolly flume
with ultimate mit checks
thin fox
🤖 bzzt bzzt
jolly flume
and ultimate body checks
thin fox
generating final phase ...
sinful brook
hyper regeneration lets you take shrooms with no consequence
tawdry delta
the minstrel was just on shrooms man
technically gabbro (the cartoonist) would have been the one on shrooms
jolly flume
whatever he's on I want some of it
tawdry delta
pls give an actual ultimate
can pass on the need p1 pot to make the check on a non meta comp however
tawdry delta
keep the first dps check to p2 or w/e
thin fox
I don't mind the philosophy of a final ulti phase being mostly choke checks but FRU barely even has a choke check
like compare the line stacks in FRU to DSR autos
its INSANE
jolly flume
FRU has a "if you choke it's ok bestie your party will just carry your bum ass to a clear anyways" check
lol
jolly flume
have you seen some of the people that we've cleared
stray forge
U should clear me
jolly flume
get to the end of p4 i'll do it
stray forge
I’ll buy u an ice cream from Chinatown ice cream factory
thin fox
but even in DSR its cool when like someone dies and you know how to adjust the autos so even recovery in DSR is more skillful and rewarding
whereas FRU is just get em up
stray forge
What’s a p4 
jolly flume
there's nothing I enjoy more in this game than clearing people in ultimates so like
if you ever decide to
i'll help
stray forge
I probably don’t have the time for it tbh
thin fox
it def doesnt work in every fight but I think its really cool when a fight lets you express mastery via recovery
like DSR does with autos
obv like TOP p6 conceptually does not work for this due to the lb shit
jolly flume
obv like TOP p6 conceptually does not work for this due to the lb shit
is it a hot take to think every ultimate final phase should be like top p6
thin fox
like showing you actually know how the mech works instead of just following guide
thin fox
I think DSR is the gold standard for a choke check style phase
jolly flume
one last 4 minute stretch
stray forge
like showing you actually know how the mech works instead of just following guid...
This would kill like 75% of the playerbase
thin fox
TOP isnt rly a choke check for me its a bit too complicated for that imo
alpine plover
but even in DSR its cool when like someone dies and you know how to adjust the a...
which is why DSR is the best ulti
rewards skill in case of fuckups
thin fox
TOP exas into spreads into the wild charge is waayyy more complex than a simple choke check
imo
its obv nothing compared to like p5 before it but
alpine plover
mb
thin fox
its more than DSR is my point
lavish mortar
Chat we did not clear bc I did not lock in
thin fox
which isnt bad Im just saying its more than a choke check
lavish mortar
im done