endgame-lounge

[random needle]

Maybe I'm just locked to caster forever

[sinful brook]

DPS is probably easiest

[wicked delta]

Ive seen you get some actual creatures a clear so I believe that

[sinful brook]

Least to do in a fight without a lot to do

[zealous meteor]

omg so i could clear fru

[stray forge]

|| ||

[zealous meteor]

got it

[sinful brook]

R2 probably by far the least to think about I think

[zealous meteor]

just call her a slur next time

[random needle]

Maybe I just need to start accumulating everything from Meso Terminal and see what bis I can assemble first

[stray forge]

I was tempted to rename myself The Ghost of Cooly but it would get old quick

[sinful brook]

Erm

[jolly flume]

go back further

[wicked delta]

Oh fuck

[jolly flume]

the ghost of hammsuke

[sinful brook]

Definitely don't be cooly

[jolly flume]

the ghost of violet, even

[wicked delta]

Id have to get meso gear too

[zealous meteor]

the ghost of sam past/present/future

[sinful brook]

He was not cool-y at all

[stray forge]

Who are those people

[sinful brook]

Ghost of watashia

[jolly flume]

do you have a 401k a house and 3 kids

to be making that joke

[zealous meteor]

ghost of tobias

[sinful brook]

I have half of one of those things

[wicked delta]

Tf im still here

[sinful brook]

I can fix that

[zealous meteor]

sometimes i can still hear his voice....

[stray forge]

401k is pretty common but 3 kids? In this economy?

[vestal hollow]

ghost of "sam"

[sinful brook]

401k doesn't exist in Canada

[wicked delta]

Are you threatening me

[sinful brook]

Smile

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

STOP QUOTING MY NAME LIKE ITS FAKE

[sinful brook]

It's not a threat 🙃

It can be reality

[zealous meteor]

[vestal hollow]

why?

[zealous meteor]

because i'm not "sam"

i'm just sam

[wicked delta]

But I have always followed the rules and im sweet to everyone

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

🥺

[sinful brook]

Good meme

[zealous meteor]

hey toby can you call me a slur

[proper cave]

[vestal hollow]

i have no reason to believe you

fear me.

[jolly flume]

uh huh

[vestal hollow]

for i am S.

[wicked delta]

I have a list of slurs you can choose from

[zealous meteor]

transphobic smh

[stray forge]

People do out of character things after 3 days without sleep Tobias

[wicked delta]

When have I ever been mean to you

Don’t answer that

[vestal hollow]

yes we've established this, i am very transphobic

[jolly flume]

[sleek moon]

unenhanced warrior (derogatory)

[zealous meteor]

ok uhhhh can you call me a bundle of sticks

[wicked delta]

Friendly individual!

[jolly flume]

a fasces?

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

[zealous meteor]

close.

[wicked delta]

Its almost 3 am bruh

Why do we have mornings

I hate mornings so much

[stray forge]

Aren’t u young 3 am should be ezpz for u

[zealous meteor]

i should eep

im soooooooo eepy

[wicked delta]

My skeep schedulle is fucked

Sorry

Sleep

Schedule

[zealous meteor]

we should both sleep

right now.

[stray forge]

Sleep call

[jolly flume]

toby has hot women to draw

[stray forge]

Send portfolio

[zealous meteor]

hot women like who

your wol?

[jolly flume]

yes

[wicked delta]

Unironically true I promised a person in PF that id draw their char

I could do that rn but id pass away on my deawing pad

Drawing

Why am I making so many typos

[stray forge]

Pass AWAY???

[wicked delta]

Drawing hot women takes all my energy

[vestal hollow]

can u draw hot furries next

[wicked delta]

If I get paid sure

[vestal hollow]

you mean

like how i did pay you

a year ago

[zealous meteor]

toby i think you should run off with the money

[rapid whale]

damn get scammed

[zealous meteor]

furries are rich anyway

it can take the hit

[vestal hollow]

"sam" behavior

[wicked delta]

So true

[zealous meteor]

what did i do to get quoted

[echo ibex]

Where's my drawing

[wicked delta]

I’ll draw you but only as a twink bottom

[echo ibex]

Sure, here's the glam

[wicked delta]

Fuck you actually agreed to it

[jolly flume]

Ugh, what a drag! Let's do this together, bro!

[rapid whale]

rofl

[loud nymph]

let's do this together, bro ❤️

[random needle]

I got your favorite caster to 100, bapple

[wicked delta]

Yknow whats funny

[zealous meteor]

SMN?

[wicked delta]

I think I have actually only drawn Bapple

Out of everyone here

[random needle]

No, I already had SCH at 100

[wicked delta]

😭

[random needle]

(Picto)

[echo ibex]

So when will it be

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

anyway goodnight yall

i expect to see toby art when i wake up

you have 8 hours.

[wicked delta]

Im gonna powerwash my mouth with more tea actually

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-moving-billy-the-puppet-saw-iv-watching-observing-gif-21917543

[jolly flume]

I need a comm

of my new femra

ngl

[wicked delta]

You’re gonna fantasia in 3 weeks why do it now

[jolly flume]

no im not

shes so peam

[rapid whale]

Isn't it fun

[rapid whale]

Show

[zealous meteor]

chiyo lalafell arc when

[jolly flume]

that already happened

[vestal hollow]

[zealous meteor]

do it again

[vestal hollow]

what's your paypal tobinky

[echo ibex]

Tips fedora Well hello

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

I am not doing that again

[echo ibex]

Chiyo come to EU

[wicked delta]

EU is the place of all time

[jolly flume]

is anything on Light open

[daring pine]

guys i wondedr what im getting

oh i got the pants

wtf

[echo ibex]

Me

[echo ibex]

Think I was doing cleanup and accidentally deleted you

[wicked delta]

You hate me…

[echo ibex]

No I just didn't remember your name

YOU BARELY CAME AROUND

[wicked delta]

Basically everything should be open

[echo ibex]

Also I got a large if wanna visit

[worn bluff]

femra supremacy

[wicked delta]

I just have moments where I dont log in for ages cus im lazy

[wicked delta]

Oh my fucking god make an actual name

[echo ibex]

Damn I actually made chiyo come

[jolly flume]

PHRASING BRUH

[boreal pumice]

Ayo

[wicked delta]

[vestal hollow]

you did what

[jolly flume]

ok

character created

[jolly flume]

thoughts

[wicked delta]

I approve

[random needle]

You look like literally every male Viera I see in Limsa. A+

[wicked delta]

Falsehood

He has blue hair

That automatically makes him more unique than most Limsa bun boys

[echo ibex]

No e-girl femra with 2b bottoms

[tulip wraith]

back to the mines i go

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/soul-eater-black-star-death-the-kid-excalibur-soul-gif-16662157

[rapid whale]

good luck!

[wicked delta]

I don’t know peace on EU

[boreal pumice]

My mines are chest farming and pots

[wicked delta]

So I dont go there as often as I want

[tulip wraith]

[wicked delta]

At least on NA its mostly my friends being weirdos

[jolly flume]

log in on your goth bungirl

ill come stand next to you

[shadow pilot]

e-dating???

[wicked delta]

Im tired boss

[boreal pumice]

Context ?

[echo ibex]

ERP session

[shadow pilot]

The Hall of the Tainted is no longer sealed!

[echo ibex]

Fr tho visit my house I worked hard on it

[wicked delta]

Random people in alliance raid were hitting on me and then started shipping me with their friend

[shadow pilot]

[boreal pumice]

Idk how to respond tbh

[wicked delta]

Yeah well imagine how I felt

[echo ibex]

Damn baby do you like bad boys?

Because I'm really bad at this

[boreal pumice]

I don’t see this stuff myself tbh but I don’t farm dungeons ar since relic /mentor grind

[wicked delta]

Immaculate rizz you’ll find a gf soon

[echo ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-kiryu-gif-25261393

For sure

[wicked delta]

It just happens to me a lot for some reason

Like its not like my char is super unique anyway

Lol

[echo ibex]

Doesn't need to

I get whispered all the time

[stray forge]

its bc ur title is <<storm puppy>>

[wicked delta]

Today I literally just logged in

[boreal pumice]

I mean bun girls are a dime a dozen

[echo ibex]

Nah not really I just lied rn

No one talks to me

I do like my title tho

[stray forge]

HUH

[daring pine]

@wicked delta duty finder

moment

[wicked delta]

8k lol I think thats less than healers do in TOP

[boreal pumice]

I mean it’s normal it’s gonna be the casuals who want free 770 , at most ppl do m12

[echo ibex]

WHAT

[stray forge]

THIS ISNT REAL I LOOKED THIS UP ON GOOGLE AND IT JUST SHOWED ME SOME NSFW FEMBOY GAME

I WANTED IT

[echo ibex]

OF COURSE IT AIN'T REAL IS A CUSTOM ONE

[boreal pumice]

Erm

[stray forge]

💢

[daring pine]

collect my

[wicked delta]

Ahahaha

Hahahahahahahaha

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[daring pine]

ok tyrant time

[vestal hollow]

my title is the transgenderer

[echo ibex]

Damn you weren't lying

@jolly flume Here you'll like this

[vestal hollow]

can you share?

[boreal pumice]

So are you now a femboy cat?

[jolly flume]

nahhhhh

[wicked delta]

Gulp

[stray forge]

I never lie

[wicked delta]

Me personally im not playing that

Yall have fun tho

[echo ibex]

Added to wishlist

[jolly flume]

ok the steam preview video

is crazy

ngl

[echo ibex]

Don't look at Chiyo's groups on steam

[wicked delta]

WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IT

😭😭

[jolly flume]

I have that on my profile as a joke

but it's funnier if people interpret as real

so it's ok

[echo ibex]

[echo ibex]

Curiosity is a sin of mine

[wicked delta]

Shoutout to when this dumbass was like “how did you find my steam” as if its not linked on his profile

[jolly flume]

man shut up I forgot thats even a feature

[wicked delta]

We should play more L4D btw

Was kinda peak content

[jolly flume]

hop on overcooked 2

we can call each other words that should not be spoken in public

[echo ibex]

For the 2 people that click on it

[wicked delta]

Lmfao bet

[echo ibex]

"Pookie where's that steak :3"

[stray forge]

505 hours on wuwa is crazy

[scarlet lintel]

im dumb

wrists are not the same as hands

theres one week of tomes gone

oops

[jolly flume]

is everyone just stalking my steam profile now 😭

[stray forge]

🙂

yes

[jolly flume]

the 5600 hours on d2 is worse

ngl

[boreal pumice]

F

[wicked delta]

Ive made the same mistake dw

Dude I think im starting to see the hatman

Why cant I fall asleep

[jolly flume]

my friends are such monkeys man

[scarlet lintel]

surely no one will notice that while im trying to get a w2 clear

[stray forge]

Always assume ppl are looking. thats why I have armored core and celeste hidden

[boreal pumice]

Chiyo gonna play marathon to hate bungee more

[scarlet lintel]

i mean im a tank it doesnt matter

[echo ibex]

No need to be ashsamed

[wicked delta]

My friends dont comment on my steam profile bc they know id call them [very kind words]

[echo ibex]

Why Celeste wth

[stray forge]

😶‍🌫️

[wicked delta]

I wanna eat mac n cheese so bad

[echo ibex]

Celeste is good

[jolly flume]

I want a big ass burger man

help

[low hearth]

Really

[echo ibex]

I can be the mac of your cheese bro...

[boreal pumice]

Tobi it’s 3:30 am

[stray forge]

🥹

[wicked delta]

A burger rn sounds good too

[wicked delta]

Bro…

[wicked delta]

I KNOW im just watching YouTube shorts n the food videos are getting to me

[jolly flume]

that burger king burger at 4am last night kinda hit ngl

like the fries were dogshit but the burger was pretty good

[echo ibex]

Damn we don't count

[boreal pumice]

Btw what was usb kfc

[echo ibex]

Raidplans

[wicked delta]

Id demolish this if given the chance

[daring pine]

@wicked delta my m11n was just

femroes and viera

[wicked delta]

Im not into cannibalism at this hour

Ask again tomorrow

[boreal pumice]

2 chests music drop

Oh wait it’s 3

[stray forge]

oh right time to hop back into the M12 mines for the week

[daring pine]

got this last week

[wicked delta]

Ladies and their twinks

[daring pine]

zz

[vestal hollow]

not even for me?

[jolly flume]

sate your mind with dreams of grandeur, and go back to sleep 🗣️

[thin fox]

friend got a 95 in m10s despite a damage down

power of tome weapon ig

[echo ibex]

I got almost a pink today and i got a dd and died lol

[thin fox]

I should make my EU character too..

@jolly flume do you actually level your alts properly or do you just job skip into cousin levelling

[jolly flume]

I feel like you know the answer

[boreal pumice]

Cousin Otto helps

[jolly flume]

actually that reminds me

I was gonna ng+ stormblood because I story skipped it way back in the day

I should get around to that

[thin fox]

do I make my legendary melee alt

on EU

where I only play like samurai and viper

[low hearth]

LONG LIVE THE KING 🗣️

[echo ibex]

All of msq zzzz

[daring pine]

wow guys i wonder what i'll get

@jolly flume do i get a chopped ass outfit now

[jolly flume]

idek what the stuff from this tier looks like ngl

[stray forge]

doesnt it look steampunkish

[random needle]

The tome gear is steampunky I think, the Bygone Brass set

The Heavyweight gear looks more like Nerf stuff though

[wicked delta]

This shit is so ass

[stray forge]

eh fits the like cybernetic warrior archetype

[vestal hollow]

it's pretty lindblum inspired

[echo ibex]

Weapons are recolors of M8

[stray forge]

reminds me of like mechas

[echo ibex]

Abyssos and aspho remains peak

[torn kindle]

The MNK weapons are so silly that I kinda want them

Yaoi hands

[raw sand]

reminds me of kmmo fist classes

[echo ibex]

You would know

[torn kindle]

I am gay, yes.

[stray forge]

isnt it like

[echo ibex]

Fuck joke failed

[stray forge]

vi fists

but purple

lmao

[wicked delta]

[raw sand]

[wicked delta]

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!!

[thin fox]

what should i name my melee alt

[torn kindle]

Well nowadays it feels more like Demiromantic Asexual but whatever it’s still guys

[raw sand]

af'raid o'fwomen

[echo ibex]

I'll take anyone who wants me

[echo ibex]

Unironically

[wicked delta]

Women want me I want fish

[jolly flume]

oh yeah thats

disgusting

[raw sand]

[jolly flume]

[terse zodiac]

am i crazy or did they lock the datacenters down even more this tier

[thin fox]

hello eurofrogs i love uhh idk what people do in europe

[terse zodiac]

never had such a big issue swapping between servers on aether, its like perma locked

[thin fox]

i love food but i would NEVER EVER EVER season it

[echo ibex]

Leave

[thin fox]

wtf

that's not very nice

i'm new

i'm a sprout

what's like the coolest light server

[echo ibex]

Oh it was an answer to "what people do in Europe"

[echo ibex]

The one i'm in ofc

[thin fox]

@jolly flume

what server did u pick

[jolly flume]

phoenix

it sounded cool

[thin fox]

ok time to make my character

this will be a melee main

[robust shoal]

timed out on m10s instance in reclears

[thin fox]

[amber fable]

I am 141 pulls bruh at 1% enrage

[thin fox]

11?

[kind elm]

should we be sending twos on deep arial

[amber fable]

Maybe i am the reason

[amber fable]

10

[thin fox]

if youre progging yes but you shouldnt need to

[kind elm]

on clear try

should we send 1s?

and realign

or just 123 gaming

[thin fox]

you shouldnt need to send 1s

[amber fable]

15% x 6 tether

So you need to do 8.6m damage

[jolly flume]

1s don't come back for 2s if you send them

[amber fable]

123 is enough

Usually

[thin fox]

you might just need to send some non-1s/2s resources

[jolly flume]

hold onto them and if you get vulns just send the lb on it

[thin fox]

like dump some gauge or whatever

[amber fable]

30 sec cd

Guage attacks

Etc

[thin fox]

but yeah if youre like

nowhere near check without 2s/1s

someone is griefing

[jolly flume]

1 vuln is usually fine anyways

2 vulns just send the lb

better than having half your party desync 2s

bc nobody has eyes

[thin fox]

sending 2s in bubble fucking sucks because then it comes back in the middle of insane air 2

[amber fable]

Parallel is makes it simple

You only need to know 2 spots

[thin fox]

no one would ever fuck up parallel

[amber fable]

Me

I am the memer

[jolly flume]

nobody would ever re-cross the tethers after setting up parallel

[thin fox]

ok my mindset rn

i am au ra on main and lala on caster alt

so i'm not going to be either of those

probably

[amber fable]

Roe

[thin fox]

i def don't wanna be an au ra at least

hmm

maybe i should just go lala again

a CUTE little lala

for a CUTE raider

[jolly flume]

femra cuter

[thin fox]

lala is meta so i know my hitbox

so i can greed

now for the hard part

[jolly flume]

inxlet

[limpid edge]

red pixel

[thin fox]

red pixel is good

so far my candidate names are Red Pixel and Uptime Kindred

[echo ibex]

Red pixel is good

[limpid edge]

red pixel might be taken so inx pixel or some shit

[thin fox]

red pixel works

[echo ibex]

Thing better be worth it

[thin fox]

it went through

[limpid edge]

alright now you gotta use a red theme outfit

[thin fox]

the one thing that sucks about alt

is no glam

[limpid edge]

just launder some gil from your main

[dapper zealot]

get a middle man and send yourself some money

[pine holly]

Oh shit never got an orange before

[thin fox]

you see the reason i need more alts

is so i can do more mercs

and get more moneyt

[dapper zealot]

gotta spend money to make money

[thin fox]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

this might be cooked brother

this is twice my NA ping

where is the mail moogle in gridania btw

[worn bluff]

amphitheater i think? idr

[thin fox]

ah it is ty

oh apparently I have to wait for the system to update before my character will appear to be able to purchase a tales of adventure

well

back to pf i guess

[kind elm]

[olive hearth]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tulip wraith]

i believe in tomorrow

[kind elm]

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT AN 85???

IM ASS AT THIS GAME BRO

[dapper zealot]

wow washed

[kind elm]

85 btw 🥀

[olive hearth]

there are people way worse

that somehow clear the fight and join reclear parties

im happy they clear! but sometimes you get a viper or two that forget to swap bosses

[kind elm]

this graph is so funny

we got like

hard diffed by deep aireal becaues we kept swapping strats

and the moment we solved it it was like 5 pulls to kill

LMAOO

[rain geode]

Its just a strait line

[amber fable]

Could be worse...Could be me

141 pulls

[rain geode]

oh no Im gonna get there Im sure

oh god thinking about going into M10S tommrow

[shy obsidian]

PERIOD CRAMPS

[torn kindle]

I’m absolutely gonna break the 100 pull barrier with how ass PF is at m11s

I think I can count the number of times I’ve had a deathless tower set on one hand

[tulip wraith]

i think biggest problem rn is knowing how much or little i can heal during deep aerial

[kind elm]

m10 might be my favourite savage fight

this shit so banger

its so monkasteer at times

[tulip wraith]

then trying to heal after arena split proteans

[kind elm]

its so fun

[tulip wraith]

oh its so fun yeah

this feels like a very good tier to be my intro to savage

[thin fox]

could be worse

[trim frost]

the torture mines oh my fucking god

[molten moon]

I'd believe it with how bad pf are at clearing

My m9s helping to clear adventures on the weekend was dire

[shadow pilot]

weekend

end

[brisk scarab]

Got two 790 accessories

Now I just need good rolls on my m10 reclear

[uncut pebble]

fireball

[echo ibex]

30% that thing wasn't dying

[rain geode]

imagine winning loot roles

[uncut pebble]

sky is blue

fork is in the kitchen

water is also blue

machinist getting tankbuster

[echo ibex]

[thin tartan]

yoyo..

[jolly flume]

erm...

[thin tartan]

hes progging..

[uncut pebble]

when the tank forgets to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚴‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂

considering i was eating every omen yesterday and only got to split like twice

to enrage i guess im happy

couldve been week 1 though..

[pale blade]

I feel like we need a collection of Reaper jokes somewhere here

Cooly’s a given but yeah

[scarlet lintel]

can my 12 party fill pls

final boss of m12s prog

[pale blade]

No

Or, yes, but the last fill is a Reaper

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

[scarlet lintel]

i needed a phys ranged

just one

and now im down to neededing 5 other people

[pale blade]

if the last fill is actually a Reaper then I will withhold the winning lottery numbers

[rain geode]

Honestly I think Id rather a RPR then a SMN but I dont actually care at the end of the day

[jolly flume]

I never actually read these before but wtf

that last sentence

[amber fable]

Gnarly

[pale blade]

you know what

I’ll allow it

[tulip wraith]

maybe im just bad, but the scariest part of m10s arena split is healing right after proteans and before the pair stacks

[amber fable]

Yeah

It gets tight

[jolly flume]

what job u on

[tulip wraith]

ast

[jolly flume]

pop macro right as fireboy does the line aoe down the middle from the center of the arena, it'll expire and top right after the first proteans hit, star assuming you didn't drift (I did -5 prepull) should pop between partner stacks and LP stacks

[tulip wraith]

i have macro and horoscope there usually, but ive only been there twice so just not enough practice yet

[tulip wraith]

[amber fable]

I usually throw tank mit when water stack is being resolved

Last till raidwide

Man 30s ogcds are ass on that fight

Ironically i find drk more comfy than pld there

[tulip wraith]

do you use star during deep aerial?

cause i know you save your 2mins but idk if star counts there

...now that im thinking probably yeah

[amber fable]

Bubbles you mean?

[tulip wraith]

yeah

[amber fable]

You dont need it there

As such

[jolly flume]

I do yeah, it drops it out of divination but it's got good healing value there

[amber fable]

I forgot its also dps

[tulip wraith]

yeah im finding my only struggle spots are knowing how i can heal during bubble jail, and then healing in that arena split

i think im panic healing at the end of snaking as well so just gotta be more aware and save buttons

[jolly flume]

mhm arena split is kinda tough depending on what your shield decides to put there

bubble jail you kinda just have to resort to gcds after a few sets

[stray forge]

idk what to spend poetics on anymore...is it just past relics

[jolly flume]

only so much free healing you realistically have

[amber fable]

Overcap

Gcd heals as god intended

[tulip wraith]

yeah i find myself entering bubble with no ogcds so theres definitely something im doing wrong in snaking lmao

[jolly flume]

I neutral the end of snaking for the cutback into raidwide so I have at least a prepped horoscope, opposition and star for during bubble

whatever those things don't cover

just put the helios in the bag

[tulip wraith]

yeah i see my static for sure clearing tomorrow, just trying to think ahead of time what i can do better and where

ty for the tips

[jolly flume]

I believe

np

[robust shoal]

I got r6 m11 and forgot to pot at the end

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[amber fable]

Should have crit more

To compensate

[robust shoal]

prolly 5 people with weapon ahead of me so I'll take it

[jolly flume]

that's my goat

[thin fox]

I am fucking begging these brain damaged ape melee to stop greeding gcds

there is no point

you are BAD AT THE GAME

YOU ARE GRAY PARSING EITHER WAY BROTHER

[dapper zealot]

gotta greed my enpi

[thin fox]

casters greeding casts and dying to split

dw guys having weakness is important for my parse

new pb

[jolly flume]

whats the scorecard on dds and deaths

[thin fox]

only

ONE

death

and it was a warrior

no dds

that's how dogshit pf is

[jolly flume]

wow

[thin fox]

it was a death at 9:35 so it hit final pot but like

still

you decide who is griefing dps

blm had dp for ref

[jolly flume]

how are we doing 35k dps on a clean pull chief

how is our whm doing cruiserweight damage

[rain geode]

Man I feell like 80% of the BLM I see are always blasting

[thin fox]

wow what a cool paladin theyre doing what they should be

[jolly flume]

actually that's not even cruiserweight damage

[thin fox]

they should get an m11s clear imo

[jolly flume]

I was doing 18.5k in cruiserweight

that's like green damage last tier

I assume you double lb'd too right

[thin fox]

yes

80% uptime on the whm

[jolly flume]

yeah idk man everyone grey in that image is just tragically bad dps

gg go next

oh...

I know that war...

[thin fox]

[lavish mortar]

m11s won

[dapper zealot]

now for reclear :)

[jolly flume]

shut up and know your place

[clear plume]

bad news gamers my static looking like a blowing up angle

[stray forge]

invite me i will green parse for u senpai

[raw sand]

whats causing the crashout

[granite stag]

Static isn't so static.

[jolly flume]

ruh roh

[clear plume]

tldr is the weakest member of the group decided that the reclear schedule made months ago that wasnt a problem is a problem as of this week but they can do one of two other days that people would really rather not

[granite stag]

Well, isn't that an easy replace

[clear plume]

i desk smacked without muting vc on accident bc i died to damage three pulls back to back in the same spot and got the response it isnt the healers fault, i swapped off of dnc

no improv nothing they can do

[jolly flume]

right I'm sure the 2% max hp shield should be the margin of safety between living and dying

[raw sand]

mch angle

[granite stag]

Can't you just check who fucked up the mits

All the data is already there

[clear plume]

notice how there is only one healer in that entire mech

but no, the dnc being missing is why

[granite stag]

Pointing fingers when you have logs is so weird.

You have mit plan, if dead, check who didn't follow the mit plan.

It doesn't get any simpler.

[jolly flume]

you don't need a mit plan

[granite stag]

Zero emotions involved

[clear plume]

brother its wqeek 2 reclears of a fight we havent been on in a week, the mit plan is heal people about to take damage for the love of god

[jolly flume]

you see people dying to damage because they're not topped off

you blame the healer for not topping people off

[granite stag]

But their parse

[clear plume]

know whos parse is fucked up? thge bard who got week 1 weapon being told its better to go dnc so you dont have to press helios

[granite stag]

Loot in the garbage, great prog strat.

Should make this the standard going forward.

[clear plume]

but yeah, its a tilting group bc both healers are the least consistnet by far and thats not a good place to be

[granite stag]

I mean common sense dictates you just call them out with logs. They can deny reality if they want.

[clear plume]

common sense is if the static blows up week 2 you dont patch it together

just log on tuesday morning and carry on with your week

esp when half the group had a convo about doing that with alts anyways

[granite stag]

Can't hurt the feeling of the bads.

[lavish mortar]

no like, dude lost it

i have a whole chat log of him shit talking a healer after we wiped to lack of mit on second weapons

[dapper zealot]

oh misread, I thought you cleared

[jolly flume]

well that makes four disastrous statics among people I know this tier

[clear plume]

no like, we were dying to dooms on repeat in 12 i didnt rant here about it but

healers asked people to "call out if they still have a doom if its about to kill them"

like

just fucking press the esuna button brother

[amber fable]

Pf prog angle

[clear plume]

nothing to prog, we got the clear

but it took 20 hours longer than it should have

[scarlet lintel]

my 12 party did not fill

[amber fable]

How many parties are there for 12 anyway

Not a lot I imagine

[jolly flume]

I figured it couldn't have been good if you were stuck there for two days like you mentioned

[scarlet lintel]

well when i disbanded i saw 2 other parties at similar prog point and maybe lik 6 parties overal

[clear plume]

there is a reason it was hitting enrage smile

[scarlet lintel]

they leeched off me smh

will try again tomorrow ig

[clear plume]

but yeah

idk

[amber fable]

Man final floor takes time to form

Till like week 4

[clear plume]

not gonna fight for a static ive been with for so little if it half blows up ill jsut hang out with the people cool from it

[amber fable]

M11 being a wall apparently

[rapid whale]

o

lmao

wonder gona dm u

[slender lichen]

where are the m10s copypasta markers

[worn bluff]

watching lucrezia do m10s reclear and it's pretty scuffed too

makes me feel a little better about PF

[jolly flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945521432820084818/1460505739402543116/image.png?ex=69687af7&is=69672977&hm=6f58df938f1e9b1c6553d58d6c417a1bd4042977b13defe7d3d4fd7805e76a46&

[worn bluff]

[clear plume]

11 is impossible fight

Mfs use kindred markers and kindred uses the go next raid day Strat

[worn bluff]

sayake was saying he would think 11 is a good fight except that it's complete ass to have 3 minutes of weapons to go through every pull

[jolly flume]

kindred said they don't even actually use the markers for positioning

lmfao

[clear plume]

I mean the positioning isn’t nearly as tight as the markers would lead u to think so

We just use circle marker and be like “be front or back of this anywhere” and wow it works

Miracle

[jolly flume]

yeah it's actually a fairly generous safe spot even on cursed pattern

[dapper zealot]

Do the animated guides typically update after a while or do they just stick with week 1 strats?

[clear plume]

Only if a Strat is “worth” switching to

[jolly flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458499665119936522/1459102906375471193/image.png?ex=6967fdb9&is=6966ac39&hm=ac44a14a2e9d1a01479ab0a9ded92203d9c7529d5b0207cc33c7df62a56224a6&

bing chilling tbh

[tired egret]

is vibe positioning real?

[clear plume]

It’s one of the main parts of a trial for me honestly

You should be able to spread from each other within 2 seconds consistently

But lines on the floor is mainly what mechanic vibes are

“This looks like the right rock” is S+ tier consistency

[brisk scarab]

Eureka progression and the relix grind is soloable right

[echo ibex]

You can really eye ball it yeah

Just look for the intersection between both lines

[thin fox]

today is probably not a clear either

[worn bluff]

lost all rolls again lol

[dull drum]

oh yeah we're out of 11 hell

forgot to post earlier

gaming with bapple trees

[thin fox]

Im estimating roughly 350-400 pulls for a clear

[undone tide]

bog

[dull drum]

ok man

[undone tide]

sorry bro

gear talks

[dull drum]

im doing my best man

[jolly flume]

tyrant harder than fru, thoughts

[dull drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

m9 is hard as shit btw

[undone tide]

ur so ass bro.

[thin fox]

I prooobably won't clear this week? I have higher hopes for next week though. Next week reclears give guaranteed accessory which should give a buff to party and hopefully handle some of these <0.5% enrages.

[true beacon]

I’ve seen up to Hell in a Cell but like

[worn bluff]

wait what i've won 0 gear

[dull drum]

how did reclear luck go

loot wise

[true beacon]

Unless people eat shit and make Adds 2 hurt like hell it’s not tooooo bad

[worn bluff]

i'm still 773

[thin fox]

+25m gil

[dull drum]

pt norm

most statics the supports dont have much gear

[worn bluff]

that feels pretty good though i play like a potato

i just hit da flashy thing

i do use @undone tide's funny gap close

[thin fox]

I'm not going to say that Tyrant is harder than P8S and P12S because that's probably not true but it's taken me more pulls

if you combine p1 + 2 then both p8s and p12s clear m11s but individually their phases did not take me this many pulls in pf

[mossy eagle]

Ok so I can't reclear on Tuesdays anymore

so I thought I'd try late night Tuesday PF

actually unsalvagable

[worn bluff]

how much of it do you think is just people being fatigued from weaponslop

[thin fox]

idk man

it doesnt matter

idrc atp

[jolly flume]

dpscheckslop

[thin fox]

not clearing this week

[worn bluff]

[mossy eagle]

arcadionslop

[undone tide]

also just made 20 mil off an m11s loot merc

[mossy eagle]

P8SP1 and P12SP1 feel harder than M11S to me

[worn bluff]

i went through like 15 pulls in reclear parties with no kill, and then joined an enrage party and 1 pulled it

for m10

[thin fox]

P8S phase 1 is absolutely harder I am just saying M11S took me more pulls

[undone tide]

m11s is significantly longer

[worn bluff]

fight should start at charybdis

[undone tide]

i mean yea

the introductory shit is pretty unnecessary

[mossy eagle]

Sadly SE forgot how to cook third floors after P3S

[rapid whale]

I thought 11 was fun

[pale blade]

I thought the last time they cooked third floors was M7S

P3S just cooked your eyeballs

[alpine plover]

i genuienly hope you clear this week but this is too good of an opportunity to not post this

[thin fox]

idk pf just cannot meet the check or do the mechanics

basically won't be clearable for me until we can out damage a dd or death

[shy obsidian]

i wonder if I'll be able to clear M10 this week

whaddya think

[rain geode]

no

[shy obsidian]

:(

is this a significant increase in damage?

[torn kindle]

Yes, but tome weapon is a trap to buy if you think you can clear the tier anytime soon

[shy obsidian]

ahahhahhahahhahahahha

good joke

[torn kindle]

Unless you already have all the tomestone parts of your BiS and don’t mind delaying the BiS of another role

[amber fable]

By the time you will upgrade it ..relic will drop

[shy obsidian]

what if I get lucky with the Xtremes and uh. Universal Tomestone 3.0

[torn kindle]

Next relic step will most likely be the same ilvl as doomtrain

[amber fable]

Max substat

[dull drum]

then buy it

sam doesnt even have that many tome pieces iirc

its mostly raid bis

[amber fable]

+1 wep damage is significant

[torn kindle]

Healer too, kinda wild tbh

[amber fable]

Thats better

[alpine plover]

must be nice

[torn kindle]

Chest/Earrings/Bracelet/Ring are all my tome buys for BiS

[amber fable]

Raid loot is less time taking

Tome gear sucks

[alpine plover]

who is tome heavy bis?

[shy obsidian]

girl are you a samurai too

[torn kindle]

https://xivgear.app/?page=sl|73551d94-354a-4e30-9205-5d52d2efaf3f

Like look at this

[shy obsidian]

I'm hesitating with the Bygone Brass ring on the very slim chance I actually manage to beat the Xtremes this week...

[torn kindle]

Well all jobs use the augmented ring by default, so it’s never a bad buy

[dull drum]

i heard the raid ring was dogshit for healer

they gotta go double tome

💀

[torn kindle]

(Unless I’m missing some cursed shit)

[torn kindle]

Not that I’m seeing for WHM at least

[dull drum]

doesnt raid ring have piety though

[torn kindle]

Both of our sets use tome+savage ring

[dull drum]

ic

[torn kindle]

You still want a tiny bit of it

[alpine plover]

yes i also heard that

[torn kindle]

0 piety is if you’re extremely sweaty and have perfect groups

[shy obsidian]

piety...

no Hatsune Miku ring because piety :(

[alpine plover]

well you want that for the ulti anyway

might as well get it

[torn kindle]

Also that

[alpine plover]

seems like caster omni is half tomes

[torn kindle]

TFW I can already start spending tomestones on caster now

[alpine plover]

i'm debating what alt job to get after tank

[torn kindle]

The game generously gave me raid earring this week but BiS uses tome earring, so I think I’ll just see it as a tome discount

[dull drum]

not true bro

everything needs a tutorial first

yfm

[shy obsidian]

do people typically skip over the item that is required for weapon exchanges?

[rapid whale]

so

let me tell u a story

tldr just from auto atks alone that weapon upgrade was a 300k bump in dmg

[jolly flume]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[alpine plover]

in pf? everyone rolls need on everything

[shy obsidian]

about a little guy who lives in a blue world?

[shy obsidian]

oh myyyyy

[rapid whale]

ive had enrages

to about 1m dmg

[shy obsidian]

wait that wasn't a story
YOU CLICKBAITED ME

[rapid whale]

so if just auto attacks

[torn kindle]

If you’re a static you dgaf about the weapon token drop

[rapid whale]

makes up 30% of the enrage

the increased weapon dmg makes those pulls 100% a kill

[alpine plover]

which is why i got it from my static

[shy obsidian]

Ooooooooo

[alpine plover]

baple math

[trim frost]

mathle

[alpine plover]

mapple?

[rapid whale]

auto atk was aprox 8% of their dmg

[alpine plover]

Maple trees

[rapid whale]

it's 10000000% a kill in those circumstances

[jolly flume]

!faq stats

[storm frost]

7.X Substat Information

Links to resources regarding substats can be found here:
Allagan Studies
XIVGear
Old 6.X Spreadsheet (LV90 Posterity)

[jolly flume]

wrong faq

[rapid whale]

hard hard disagree

[jolly flume]

!faq statmeme

[storm frost]

What are the real stat weights?

[jolly flume]

there it is

buy your tome weapons kids

[alpine plover]

im debating whether to buy pld or change to drk

[jolly flume]

as a drk unenjoyer

pld

[rain geode]

PLD is cool

[alpine plover]

i'd like to do it for pld but then i will definitely play just pld

for this tier

if i were to buy it for drk i would alternate

by the looks of logs it seems drk is 1k dps better at both high and mid parses

for m11 and m12

decisions decisions

[jolly flume]

yeah drk is the feed king forever and always

and then you join a whm sge vpr sam blm mch party

[shy obsidian]

syrinxi, pendelums, or wings... which sage weapon do you prefer?

[jolly flume]

man I still haven't decided what else I wanna gear this tier

[alpine plover]

nah my static is rpr dnc blm drg

and ast sge

[jolly flume]

I think tank for ulti is usually a safe bet for a fun role

[alpine plover]

semi buff comp

[torn kindle]

I like the super tiny ones that sit on your back like a square

[alpine plover]

I like the

Blue crystal wings a lot

they are craftable

[jolly flume]

I used to use those

when I was but a wee sprout

they look pretty cool

[thin fox]

I really do not want to have to pay for an all duty complete book run but I might have to pay for one

[alpine plover]

i use the fru ones now but frankly i think the crystal ones might be prettier still

[jolly flume]

I keep forgetting to buy the fru ones

too lazy to fix my glamour plates

[shy obsidian]

so the syrinxi

[jolly flume]

there's actually a handful of things I've been meaning to do in that regard

fix all my portraits so they don't suck for one

[alpine plover]

i recently fixed my job switch plates and it's been pretty massive

[shy obsidian]

is he stupid

[trim frost]

eurekwar

[amber fable]

Yuriwar

[alpine plover]

oop

[shy obsidian]

Yurika

[jolly flume]

I have like a full screen's worth of like

just random ulti sets

half those jobs I don't even play

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-asking-for-food-chimp-gif-14026906378820238294

[alpine plover]

i deleted those. Chaotic bis also counts as FRU bis

[jolly flume]

I just got bis off a whim and never really bothered to clear on them

[alpine plover]

[rapid whale]

o i didnt see the text woops

[shy obsidian]

was lookin back at old posts here and oh my god
we really thought Dancing Green was a Hhetsarro

[amber fable]

When arcadion ending had potential to be better 🥀

[jolly flume]

savage is the true ending in my head

[rapid whale]

even tho it is explicitly not, i like to think of savage/ultimates as "lore accurate strength" encounters

[alpine plover]

they couldn't really have made it more unpredictable than this tbh

[amber fable]

What if the boss wasnt a bum

[jolly flume]

yeah same I mean

[rain geode]

The SGE fru weapon is kinda peak

Honestly almost all the fru weapons are great

[jolly flume]

normal mode fights don't really make sense in the context of what the things we fight are supposed to be

lol

[amber fable]

President could have been done better

[amber fable]

I guess

Black cat is same as fatale

[thin fox]

they forgot to put mechanics in fatale

[amber fable]

You didnt skip tether mech week 1

You did in m1s

[alpine plover]

the most predictably options were:

• the lala was the president
• the president was the ascian
• the president was evil
• the president was good because he was fighting cthulu or some cosmic horror or smth

and we got none of those, so i guess in a way it was surprising

[thin fox]

tether mech in fatale is not a mechanic

[rain geode]

If the president was an ascian I might have unsubbed on the spot

[alpine plover]

we got waifu ascian instead

not complaining

[amber fable]

We have asican adjacent beings

[thin fox]

tell me why the first buzzsaw mechanic in fatale is harder in normal than it is in savage

[jolly flume]

S: 12-2, 6, 8
A: 11, 10, 5
B: 9, 12-1, 7, 1, 4
C: 3
D: 2

[amber fable]

Or well just some rich mofo

[jolly flume]

did I miss any

[tulip anvil]

is determination a better substat than direct hit rate

oops didnt mean to reply

[rain geode]

I believe it depends on the job

[pale blade]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/89755e233b0f728acf7e8bdb103e549af8f8fcc5

[alpine plover]

sometimes

[jolly flume]

honestly 12-2 deserves its own tier

SS tier

[worn bluff]

which one is easiest

fatale proteans
black cat proteans
fatebreaker fru proteans

[alpine plover]

fatebreaker

imo

[jolly flume]

you're no match for me!

[alpine plover]

more space and more forgiving

Only I can protect her!

[wicked delta]

HELLO CHAT I finally got some good sleep

[pale blade]

Piss proteans

[worn bluff]

yeah it only makes you go one slice at a time

[jolly flume]

ok how about

[worn bluff]

at least fatale sometimes you go 2 slices over

[jolly flume]

exaflare tier list

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-grabbed-grab-hand-dark-gif-9326241848929200928

[alpine plover]

i hate exas

you should put

what's the mechanic in m11s called again

orbital?

as exa

[worn bluff]

m4s exas but your SCH presses expedient right before everyone gets to the wall

[thin fox]

ucob exas are more aura than top exas

[jolly flume]

true if only because they move slower and everyone knows slower aoes are harder to dodge

[amber fable]

Stagger mech

Fast slow fast

And make it random

[jolly flume]

ok music tier list

[wicked delta]

M3 is whatever the lowest tier is

[whole estuary]

I like Black Cat's and Funny Bee song

[daring pine]

tobii

[amber fable]

I like sinister

[whole estuary]

Black Cat's would be even better with whistles and stuff

Like a football song

[alpine plover]

by the way was there any static crashout drama youtube video this tier yet?

[amber fable]

Hw ost is overall best

In arcadion series

[jolly flume]

S: Everything Burns, Absolute Tyranny, The Mirror, Give it All
A: The Arcadion, A Risky Bet, Peerless, whatever the m5 song was called, Unleashed, Sinister
B: Not Afraid, Back to the Drawing Board, It's Showtime
C: Bee My Honey (personal grudge)
D: Burning Souls

[daring pine]

m5 was ride the rhythm

[thin fox]

S: 12p2, 10, 4p1
A: 6, 8p1, 12p1, 4p2, 11
B: 7, 5
C: 1, 2, 3
D: 9, 8p2

[whole estuary]

The disco song could have gone heavier on the funkiness

[jolly flume]

Give It All might just be the best song this game's ever gotten ngl

[amber fable]

I honestly dont remember rhe songs name..i only remember em by floor