endgame-lounge

[stray forge]

No this was just at a cat cafe lol

[sleek moon]

Mosquito bite

[random needle]

Even the max size unmodded Hroth chest size isn't that big from what I can tell

(this was the best profile view screenshot I could find on my phone)

[stray forge]

Yeah tbh I thought the slider in this game was super tame but maybe I’m misremembering

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-xiv-ffxiv-sphene-basketball-meme-gif-2559671794994838969

[random needle]

It's pretty tame, but I think some races get them a bit bigger

[zealous meteor]

i think lalas should get a chubby slider instead

[random needle]

(of course, that outfit isn't exactly accentuating the area in question)

[zealous meteor]

from all muscle to Rotund™

[random needle]

This one does a bit more

[stray forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-soft-round-gif-24743996

[stray forge]

Average white woman body but blue

[zealous meteor]

average blue woman

[kind elm]

in the words of alla i "super-boobed" my character

hooj booba

[stray forge]

Widowmaker moment

Ranni moment

[jolly flume]

I kinda deboobed mine

went from like 75 in vanilla to 50

[stray forge]

Frogs

[rain geode]

My lala is also set to 0

[random needle]

I think I also maxed the height and tail length for Sapph

[kind elm]

heres the image

[rain geode]

I wish I could make mine a bit bigger but not that much bigger

[random needle]

After a while, it just gets impractical

[rapid whale]

infinite back pain

[worn bluff]

damn kind of based

but also they're going to be reforming every 10 mins

[random needle]

If the tail is long/heavy enough, I wonder if that'd counteract the back pain

[stray forge]

can confirm it makes high intensity running literally painful

just stick to cycling and idk speed walking

[random needle]

Probably not the more I think about it

[vestal hollow]

you really did

damn

[rain geode]

I give people 3-4 pulls to hit the prog point

[worn bluff]

1 is kind of wild though

i mean it's not a super hard fight but

it's PF

[rain geode]

Luckily I don't do a lot running

[random needle]

I'm usually generous enough to give people 1 food timer to reach prog point consistently

Unless someone else dips early

[rain geode]

It's definitely to hard for pf.

[rain geode]

Meow

[vestal hollow]

btw liv that weirdo in that server is long gone @kind elm ur safe now

[kind elm]

waow

[terse zodiac]

1 pull to enrage or disband is insane for pf

[vestal hollow]

come glorp with me and ur wife

we miss u

[rain geode]

Yeah like even the best players make a mistake here or there 1 pull is to little

[zealous meteor]

weirdo?

do i have to kill

[sleek moon]

wdym its still there #beginner-lounge message

[terse zodiac]

like i'm the first person to leave when i see someone completely lost on every mechanic

[kind elm]

if i become active in another server i think i die

[rain geode]

Well contextually if we wipe to flame floater I'm probably leaving that party

[kind elm]

i cant be active in more like

than like 3 servers

or my brain explodes

[vestal hollow]

you NEED to come hang out

or i WILL cry.

[kind elm]

[rain geode]

I'm crying already

[zealous meteor]

hey liv you should come be active in another server i'm in

[vestal hollow]

[zealous meteor]

so that when this one explodes i can still talk to you

[vestal hollow]

urs isnt a super cool and epic furry artist server

[kind elm]

depends on the server

[vestal hollow]

sorry "sam"

[terse zodiac]

but if i join a clear party and we wipe to 1 person screwing up arena split barely just go next

[zealous meteor]

why do you hate me

[vestal hollow]

bc u hate me

[zealous meteor]

i DO NOT

[rain geode]

The only server I can really invite people to is the one with all my high school friends

And a few Koreans randomly

And a Texan

[vestal hollow]

i dont think sam would think highly of me if i offered them an invite to this particular server

[zealous meteor]

im friends with a lot of fucked up queers

you can't be that bad

[vestal hollow]

liv thinks im a freak.

[kind elm]

sam can i tell ppl about how awesome runescape is in ur server

[kind elm]

girlie im just as freaky i fear

[vestal hollow]

im not a girlie im a snuppy. get it right 💔

[rain geode]

I'm not that bad

[vestal hollow]

or a raptor depending on my mood

[zealous meteor]

i don't even have a server to invite you to i fear

[kind elm]

snuppy im just as freaky i fear

[zealous meteor]

i was joking

[kind elm]

so u hate me.

[zealous meteor]

no

[vestal hollow]

you havent seen some of the shit ive schemed with lyv girliepop

[zealous meteor]

but i have not run my own server in years

[vestal hollow]

unfortunately none of you are allowed to enter the true kingdom of heaven

[zealous meteor]

all the friend servers i'm active in are owned by other people

[vestal hollow]

(the dark cabal that rules this server)

[zealous meteor]

and sadly they "don't know you" or some shit

[kind elm]

what if i ask really nicely

[vestal hollow]

the last person we invited caused an Incident

so no

[kind elm]

but i would never do that

[vestal hollow]

this isnt a bit

ask channy

[kind elm]

no i know

[rain geode]

I don't cause incidents I am the incident

[kind elm]

you have told me this like

4 times

[zealous meteor]

well now i want to know

[vestal hollow]

you would have to convince rin

[kind elm]

rin thinks i cant boil water 💔

[vestal hollow]

then youre cooked

[zealous meteor]

well no

she is not cooked

[vestal hollow]

unless you can prove to them otherwise

[loud nymph]

I mean

[zealous meteor]

that's the whole point

how can she be cooked if she can't even boil water

[kind elm]

i have to send rin a video of me boiling water

is what ur saying

[vestal hollow]

i cant believe like two days after the boiling water incident liv came out

[kind elm]

it was NOT like two days later 💔

[vestal hollow]

@noble whale

decide her fate

[kind elm]

11th february 2025 was boiling water incident

[random needle]

I still remember Chiyo changing name to "stove limit break 3" in honor of the event

[zealous meteor]

CUL lb3

[vestal hollow]

rin might just eat you liv

i fear

[trim frost]

boiled your water….. or clocked your tea………..

[vestal hollow]

its out of my hands now

[zealous meteor]

*paws

[vestal hollow]

dogs*

[kind elm]

and exactly 4 months later i started trying she/her

[loud nymph]

I'm so glad boiling water incident is still pinned here

[vestal hollow]

liv

do i write oc lore

or

beat up the blowjob brothers

[zealous meteor]

blowjob brothers are temporary

oc is forever

[sleek moon]

wait so you boiling water lead to a gender rediscovery?

[kind elm]

write blowjob brother beating up oc lore

[vestal hollow]

it took me

2 hrs

to write

[kind elm]

NO

[kind elm]

THEY ARE TWO INDEPENDENT INCIDENTS

[trim frost]

writing oc lore is like a humiliation ritual i swear everything that i write is a sequel to my immortal

[vestal hollow]

two lines of romance dialogue

[zealous meteor]

liv learned to boil water and immediately came out as trans <3

[vestal hollow]

yes it was

[zealous meteor]

heartwarming

[vestal hollow]

transgender people cannot cook

[trim frost]

water warming

[quick verge]

you forgot /blacklist add <1>

[kind elm]

me being diffed by an alzheimers disability aid and me being forcefemmed by sitri are TWO INDEPENDENT HAPPENINGS

[zealous meteor]

you got forcefemmed?

damn

[vestal hollow]

next up is liv having a name crisis

[vestal hollow]

i literally fucking clocked her like months before

[sleek moon]

the lgbt agenda everyone

[vestal hollow]

cooked

[random needle]

I still remember my clocking incident in this server

[stray forge]

what

[zealous meteor]

did sitri forcefem you too

[stray forge]

oh my god

they were right

this game is a factory

[stray forge]

[vestal hollow]

is this when i say i forcefemmed at least 2 members of staff

[rain geode]

I just do my best to not think to much about gender

[kind elm]

ffxiv is a machine that turns fighting game players into trans women

[vestal hollow]

jess and one other lmao

[zealous meteor]

you WHAT
does this count liv too

[vestal hollow]

no

liv is the 3rd

[zealous meteor]

so three

damn

[stray forge]

im trying to forcefem someone i met in a gacha server but they are too italian for me to succeed (in their words)

idk what that means

[zealous meteor]

when will i get to forcefem people </3

[vestal hollow]

its so funny dude i literally just have this effect on people

idk why

[rain geode]

Whenever you set you mind to it

[vestal hollow]

i also transgendered several exes and ex friends

[zealous meteor]

puts estrogen in your food

[stray forge]

dont say it like that 😭

[random needle]

"I'm probably nonbinary but I have a job so idrc rn"

[vestal hollow]

?

[rain geode]

Shit well guess this is my new life

[random needle]

(this is admittedly what my behavior in real life is like)

[kind elm]

sitri please

the past tense of transgender is transgrode

[vestal hollow]

what

[jolly flume]

so I never asked but why are you eating fiber optics

[sly basin]

this year ive decided to give up on gender

[jolly flume]

I don't think glass is healthy

[sly basin]

thats what they want u to think

[vestal hollow]

neither is long pork and yet here i am

[jolly flume]

who's they

is it the opps...

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/fiber-optic-friday-eat-the-optic-cable-cable-shark-fibre-shark-gif-25548843

[sly basin]

yes

[random needle]

I just decided on the name on a whim in the middle of the DDOS crisis last week

[sly basin]

never let the opps win 🔥

[rain geode]

Girl

[jolly flume]

got one option

light it up

[random needle]

Especially since I was still on my Christmas name and had to change it to something

[vestal hollow]

i could take the opps.

[sly basin]

nyanko turned me from christmas to evil

[jolly flume]

in a fight, right

[random needle]

In bed

[vestal hollow]

my xmas name was noncon so i had to change it

[sly basin]

u wanna bang the wurm ??

[random needle]

Wha

[sly basin]

i guess i dont judge tbh...

[vestal hollow]

i got my 500 ce title anyways

[kind elm]

all my names in the last year have been noncon fr

[rain geode]

The opps have me pinned down help

[sleek moon]

we're all victims

[vestal hollow]

I'll give you noncon

[rain geode]

Noncon?

[sly basin]

non convienent

[vestal hollow]

sure

[sleek moon]

kael and sasha too i think

[vestal hollow]

lets go with that

[zealous meteor]

joining this server is just agreeing to CNC with sarah

[vestal hollow]

cerb too

[zealous meteor]

but the noncon is her randomly changing your name

[sleek moon]

and villy

[kind elm]

no its noncon cnc

[sleek moon]

and furen

[sly basin]

once my name was changed to shrek

[jolly flume]

my tank has taken to calling me chihoe

[vestal hollow]

i have an aesthetic so i change it back quick lol

[zealous meteor]

that's just noncon

[vestal hollow]

dubcon cnc

[sly basin]

what about cnc noncon cnc

[stray forge]

this

[vestal hollow]

dcnc

[vestal hollow]

whats wrong with that statement

[zealous meteor]

[stray forge]

and talking about cnc in an ffxiv endgame channel is fucking crazy

[zealous meteor]

im confused now

[vestal hollow]

?

worse has been uttered in these halls

[zealous meteor]

how many layers of nc are we on now

[jolly flume]

the cnc is sarah fucking with people's nicknames

[stray forge]

?

[zealous meteor]

thats what i said!!!!

[sly basin]

north carolina......

[kind elm]

this game belongs to the freaks and the creatures

and its community responds as such

[stray forge]

if you say so 🙃

[vestal hollow]

im not seeing you ask endgame related questions anyways

[zealous meteor]

i am fully expecting a mod to come in and bap us all tbh

[sly basin]

i love that they made himbo daddy whatever his name was from that one gif real in ff14

[kind elm]

endgame and beginner are both just general chats until someone actually starts asking questions/talkinga bout ff14

[vestal hollow]

endgame and rants are DMZs

do not look at the pins in rants.

[zealous meteor]

if you say so

[jolly flume]

this was monster hunter world general for like a month

wilds*

[vestal hollow]

i look in rants pins and i see us making fanfic about each other

those were the days

sniffle

[sly basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023341622815117354/1311512381146398811/X63fbbp.gif

i found it

[vestal hollow]

the fanfic?

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-dance-alien-cat-alien-dog-alien-cat-dog-alien-cat-dance-gif-9866962128813526939

[stray forge]

I'd rather talk about "transgendering" our exes than monster hunter world

[vestal hollow]

im so confused why cant i talk about transsexualizing people

[noble whale]

boiled

[kind elm]

[sly basin]

u may continue to be based as u please

[stray forge]

bc that sounds like you did it against their will

[vestal hollow]

[sly basin]

they are wording it like that to be silly

[vestal hollow]

yeah i put estrogen in all the coffee at my work

[zealous meteor]

based

[vestal hollow]

especially for the alpha males

[kind elm]

sitri spiked my insulin with estrogen

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-shikanoko-noko-shikanoko-nokotan-estrogen-gif-8300001351814782660

[stray forge]

i put testosterone in all of the milk at your work

[zealous meteor]

i replaced the steroids in the gym with estrogen

[jolly flume]

can someone spike my food with melatonin instead

[random needle]

I posted that already, boooo

[vestal hollow]

fascinating to respond to a trans person making a joke with a vaguely transphobic comment

[jolly flume]

I need the eepies

[stray forge]

im literally trans

but okay

[dull drum]

🥀

[stray forge]

im transphobic now

[wicked delta]

Play WHM in low level content

Free melatonin

[zealous meteor]

nah. only estrogen

[sleek moon]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-friend-the-simpsons-flanders-pillow-gif-6100488

[stray forge]

me when trans mascs dont exist

[jolly flume]

muffled screaming and thrashing

[vestal hollow]

can i say it

[sleek moon]

nah thats too entertaining, play viper in low level content

[vestal hollow]

you aint black sucks it out

[zealous meteor]

thats MELANIN

[vestal hollow]

oh

[wicked delta]

HEEEELP

[dull drum]

[kind elm]

tobias got biden blasted 💔

[dull drum]

melatonin is the eepy thing

[wicked delta]

GIVE ME BACK MY MELANIN

[vestal hollow]

I AM MAKING A JOKE

[jolly flume]

it's ok toby is basically already white

[vestal hollow]

IT IS A JOKE

CHAT IT IS A JOKE

[jolly flume]

I bet he drinks pumpkin spice lattes

[rapid whale]

jail

[wicked delta]

WHAT THE FUCK

[vestal hollow]

TOBY AND I ARE FRIENDS

[kind elm]

give you BLACK your melanin you mean

[zealous meteor]

melatonin is the eepy hormone

[wicked delta]

I DONT GO TO STARBUCKS!!!!

[rain geode]

Oh God if I join a static they're gonna have to call me Liter in voice comms

[rapid whale]

ya u go to totally starbs

[vestal hollow]

ok big boy

[kind elm]

better than "gallon"

[zealous meteor]

or tew

[sleek moon]

ounces

[dull drum]

i can never drink american coffee

viet coffee is just that goated

[whole estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sekkenya-石鹸屋-tewi-inaba-touhou-noya-macoto-gif-17717434202313535943

[wicked delta]

Too expensive

[rain geode]

" go to two no, not tew!" Wipe

[jolly flume]

viet coffee is pretty good

sometimes it's like too sweet for me tho

[sly basin]

YES

[jolly flume]

that condensed milk really hits

[sleek moon]

wait why is ounce oz

[round hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-hello-whatsup-popup-surprise-gif-13312525

[sleek moon]

where did that z come from

[sly basin]

latin

[whole estuary]

onze

[sly basin]

same with pound becoming lb

[round hazel]

ouchnz

[dull drum]

yeah my dad drinks it straight black that shit is like

liquid caffeine extract

[whole estuary]

ponze, tonze, get with the times

[kind elm]

omg hi sarah

[sly basin]

ponze on it

[round hazel]

Hiiiii

[vestal hollow]

meow

[round hazel]

are you ready to die to m9s

[sleek moon]

THERE IS NO Z

[kind elm]

:3

[jolly flume]

what the fuck is a yalm

[round hazel]

because I dont remember the fucking mechs

[whole estuary]

it's about 3 fulms

[round hazel]

[sly basin]

nvm pound is latin i think but i could be wrong

[kind elm]

its just terrestrial rage

[wicked delta]

What the fuck is that

[jolly flume]

bout 12 ilms

[sly basin]

3 fulms and a tailshake

[round hazel]

5hr ult that is just terestrial rage with the occasional caloric thrown in

[wicked delta]

Man what the fuck

Im not smart enough for this

[kind elm]

no its just terrestrial rage but one of the wolves says audibly "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE SARAH"

[zealous meteor]

From Italian oz., abbreviation of onza (obsolete form of oncia).

blame the italians

[jolly flume]

those damn italians

[round hazel]

I'll somehow read it wrong

[jolly flume]

it's ok though their pastries are pretty good

i'll let it fly

[kind elm]

"oh i thought it said sarah go away"

[round hazel]

exactly

I was telling pizzaman, imagine if they had a mech like caloric but with the zodiark arena spin. So you have to know the equation for the circumference of a cirle to know how much you traveled

[sleek moon]

make some idyllic dream with calloric where you have to remember how many yalms your clone moved 4 mins ago

[kind elm]

wait its genius

[jolly flume]

fuck caloric

[sleek moon]

and you gotta od the same movement on the opposite direction

[jolly flume]

forever and always

[round hazel]

while we are at it, have it store stacks and spreads

and in and outs

[rain geode]

Impressive

[rapid whale]

Fuck it throw in fire/ice resolve for specific stacks too

So you can't just auto pilot to a spot

[kind elm]

and pyretic/accel bomb

[stray forge]

whatever happened to fanum tax i feel like that just disappeared one day

[rain geode]

What ever happen to uh stuff

[kind elm]

everything meows

[vestal hollow]

oomf is mewing?

[jolly flume]

i'm on fire OW OW OW OW

[whole estuary]

I'm meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow than anyone alive

Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow if you try

[jolly flume]

everything meows

[rain geode]

Meow meow meow

Mew

[daring pine]

@kind elm

buny

[rain geode]

God I need to meow less I've started doing it irl randomly

But it feels sooooo gooood

Meow

[jolly flume]

whole house packed not here to meow friends

[daring pine]

i meow on call with liv

she can confirm

[jolly flume]

do or die meowment I love it this tense

[clear plume]

What do u think happens to old memes it stopped being funny

[stray forge]

was it ever funny 🥀

[jolly flume]

who am I meowin i'm thinking you're next

to fourteen year olds yeah

[rain geode]

Your meoxt

[daring pine]

wyd in this situation chiyo

[rain geode]

Yeah unlike the sophistication of 67

Meow

[clear plume]

Idk if u know this but bunnies don’t meow

[kind elm]

im in this photo

[jolly flume]

need this picture but I am bunny and carrot is femra

[rain geode]

Yeah but I'm a cat

[stray forge]

Bunnies kind of make weird noises

[daring pine]

same but im bunny and carrot is femroes & hrothgals

[jolly flume]

snuffle

[daring pine]

?! so small

[jolly flume]

thump thump

[rain geode]

Bunny + cat love

[kind elm]

bro is angry 💔

[jolly flume]

angry that there are no femras

[rain geode]

It's always thumping isn't it

[whole estuary]

that's why I keep /furious on a hotbar

[daring pine]

liv help im sleepy

[kind elm]

then u should sleepy

sleep is good

[daring pine]

im not wven home

[kind elm]

wherever u currently are

[zealous meteor]

did she fucking stutter

[kind elm]

just sleep

[zealous meteor]

sleep.

[kind elm]

it will b efine

[rain geode]

Sleep is evil makes me think about my life

[daring pine]

im on the train im not falling asleep

[zealous meteor]

at work? eep
on train? eep

[clear plume]

Sleep on a bench like everybody else in this economy

[daring pine]

no

[kind elm]

ok im coming over

making u sleep

[daring pine]

last time i fell asleep on the train i got stranded and had to spend like 3 hours walking home

so im not gonna do that

[rain geode]

Meow

[jolly flume]

I have a sixth sense for sleeping on the subway where I always wake up like 2 stops before where I have to get off

[rain geode]

I have the benefit of it being hard to sleep so I never really have to worry about actually falling asleep like that

[jolly flume]

you cannot sleep when the opps are nearby.

[jagged aspen]

wait no

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-oh-damn-oh-daymn-daym-damn-gif-2649905700736798302

so this is why i have insomnia

[whole estuary]

exactly

[jolly flume]

don't you live across the street from an elementary school

it's them

[rapid whale]

my opps?

[clear plume]

Kids aren’t at school overnight chiyo

[jolly flume]

their presence lingers...

just realized I can't even wear my second tome ring until I get fed a glaze in like week 5

this shit so ass

[clear plume]

Don’t u buy glaze with books

Like next week

This week if u use a 12 book on it

[jolly flume]

I do need three glazes so probably yeah

[dull drum]

watch out for cooly in pf team

[clear plume]

Teams always need way more glaze and twine than they do individual pieces so it’s always what books go towards

[jolly flume]

I'll probably hold onto the 12 books until we see what random drops we get by the end of splits

bc I want at least 3 healer weps

[daring pine]

i have the opposite problem

[clear plume]

Luckily by it being week 12 of the tier we will already have news of the ultimate surely

And we will have criterion weapons surely!!

They were popular so surely they won’t skip them this expack right

[jolly flume]

if it's four lords I punch a hole through my monitor

oh yeah criterion

two of the people in my criterion group progged on healer though so we might need some alt gear

or we just rawdog it

cant be that bad

[clear plume]

Rawdogging it never goes bad

[jolly flume]

🤨

and that's the story of how we ended up with a family of five

[remote gate]

its gonna be zenos ultimate trust

[clear plume]

It’s gonna be arcadion ultimate trust

[remote gate]

four snores will be stuck in unreal where they belong

[whole estuary]

I still believe in the Manderville Ult dream...

[valid solar]

manderville ult would probably get an SE office firebombed

[jolly flume]

yes

by me

[whole estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-final-fantasy-14-miqote-nashu-mhakaracca-bomb-gif-3024539803052713092

[wicked delta]

change your nickname to stahnini if you do

[valid solar]

[worn bluff]

suzaku ult would be fun though

DDR during other mechanics

[rain geode]

The downside tho is that I'm always sleepy

[mortal flower]

Think about it though

P1: gilgamesh
P2: gilgamesh but enikidu is there
P3: gilgamesh but a scary enikidu is there
P4: gilgamesh finds zanmato and goes FFX on the party
P5: gilagmesh steals all the relic weapons
P6: gilgamesh has a come to jesus moment on a big bridge
P7: gilgamesh deals damage based on uncollected relic weapons to the party [yes he will be checking your achievements]
P8: gilgamesh the legendary hero and swordmaster

[daring pine]

me too

[whole estuary]

Agent of Inquiry but with a symphonic choir

ANOTHER Battle on the Big Bridge arrangement

[worn bluff]

surprise, your party members are all gilgamesh

[mortal flower]

it's every final tier song but the lyrics reference solely the inspector

[whole estuary]

Legentleman title

[mortal flower]

FOR GILGAMESH IT'S MORPHIN TIME

[daring pine]

guys

i think

my fantasy is final

[rain geode]

Meow

[mortal flower]

The scene transitions

Gilgamesh transforms

He jumps up to the supports of the bridge

He pulls out every tier of relic weapon

He jumps to the other side of the bridge

It's the tural bridge

In it's canonical length

This is the arena

[whole estuary]

an arena you have to keep running along the length of while fighting, instead of the same circle

[mortal flower]

Duty Action: mount

[mortal flower]

The enrage is the length of the bridge

You need to clear before you walk the whole bridge in 8 phases

[trim frost]

i thought this looked nice until someone said it was just 1:1 the chad meme and now my day is ruined

[rapid whale]

LMFAO

just embrace your inner chad vlacors

nothing wrong is being a chad

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[mortal flower]

If you fall off the bridge you can revive...

At the start of the bridge.

And all the mechanics have slowly turned it into the longest jumping puzzle in the game

No longer will there be a rez tax

Only a walking tax

Though if you die and don't fall off I'll let you revive normally

[rapid whale]

what was that mech that forced u to move but every step u take u get closer to death

caloric?

[jolly flume]

yeah

[rapid whale]

make that part of the gilgamesh bridge

so u only get so much movement to resolve

your path depends on the debuff number eg "30 steps go directly north, 45 steps have to go ne first" etc

[limpid edge]

omgosh KITTY CAT

[rain geode]

Meow

[trim frost]

prowling death from pt stone 80 too :)

[boreal pumice]

pray its the hit light mech

[stray forge]

The first time I encountered this while doing solo pt I thought I was so slick for using teleport

nope

i was not slick

it counted like 6 steps

[boreal pumice]

dw i did the same thing

[trim frost]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-car-crash-roundabout-funny-gif-17925885

you

[boreal pumice]

you dont exactly tp just kinda move very fast

[robust shoal]

[limpid edge]

i thought vamp song said game of thrones

[echo ibex]

damn

[boreal pumice]

lot of oil barons

[low hearth]

25mil

[echo ibex]

Casually 175 mil

Pretty much all i've done this patch lol

[jolly flume]

the heck is a usb kfc

[vestal hollow]

eu says the last 3 letters of raidplans

for some reason

[quick verge]

rmt demon

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-tenders-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-26996459

[vestal hollow]

ai

cringe

[boreal pumice]

whats the best thing from kfc chiyo?

[jolly flume]

idk man I haven't eaten at kfc in like probably ten years

if I want fried chicken I get popeyes or canes

[remote gate]

for these kind of parties to work it requires that ppl play on an account that didn't clear and they dont get the loot right

[low hearth]

Yea

[remote gate]

how insanely desperate must you be for that loot

[limpid edge]

MY LOOT

[limpid edge]

you could think of it as less pain and time to spend in PF after you got your loot early

[low hearth]

It’s potential ultimate bis + you never have to willingly do that fight again

[echo ibex]

Cba waiting or need for twines idk

[low hearth]

Also people are stacked on Gil it’s kinda useless after a while

[echo ibex]

Maiming needing 3 twines so worst case scenario you're doing the thing 3 MONTHS

[limpid edge]

there's a lot of rich players that can afford the mercs. Spendin 100m is prob like toilet paper to them

[low hearth]

👉 🕰️

[limpid edge]

time is more valuable!

[low hearth]

17 weeks of blow job brothers

[limpid edge]

BJ BROS

[echo ibex]

Plus gil you get it back in a while, specially with merc going this strong like

m10 is going by 15 mil

[limpid edge]

healer wants head/hands/feet, that's all the gear in one go!

[echo ibex]

Also that, I only needed ring and bracelet from m9 so technically i don't have to do it ever again either

[limpid edge]

me personally? I dont have that much gil and i enjoy doing PF weekly even tho memes

it's the most stress i can get in FF14

is bats the hardest mech?

[echo ibex]

There are bats everywhere clarify

[trim frost]

many bats or few bats

[jolly flume]

everything's bats

[limpid edge]

everything bats

[jolly flume]

light it up let's go light it up let's go

[raw sand]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-bat-upside-down-gif-14148208

[remote gate]

vamp fatale when you show her such insolence she has never known

[wicked delta]

Highly disappointed that the dominatrix boss did not do any stepping on people

Does SE even care about their audience

[rain geode]

Her first mechanic is literally a stomp

[trim frost]

anyone know how much damage tank towers in ss2 do unmitigated

[rain geode]

And she puts you in collars

[raw sand]

T-tobi

[zealous meteor]

[vestal hollow]

no they dont

they HATE the freaks.

[limpid edge]

O_O

[rain geode]

It might be a bit much tbh

[wicked delta]

Its called vamp stomp that doesn’t mean she actually steps on anyone be fr

[wicked delta]

I played tank purely for this and I am disappointed

[vestal hollow]

she couldve had a shared stomp tb but nooooooooooooooo

[sleek moon]

that one is missing gil info

[echo ibex]

The impostor

[echo ibex]

point and laugh

[kind elm]

yo

where

[rain geode]

And her arena cleaves are also stepping

[wicked delta]

I dont count it as stepping if she just kicks her fucking ball

Let me be clear

I want her to step on my FACE

Is it clear now

[sleek moon]

women not allowed sorry

[zealous meteor]

what part of your face

[wicked delta]

I dont care

Any part will do

[kind elm]

💔

fuck my chud ass trans life

[rain geode]

I mean for vamp stomp if your tanks are got they use invulvn and stand under her

[raw sand]

"do not shield me healer, i need this"

[wicked delta]

You’re trying to make a lost cause work

Shiva in ARR does more steppies than Vamp Fatale

Thats a crime.

[rain geode]

I mean she literally have an attack called vamp stomp if you want her to personally step on you you'll have to stick to the mod beasts on Twitter and that's fine

[wicked delta]

I dont fucking care about the attack they couldve called it “glup shitto”

[daring pine]

hii tobi

[wicked delta]

She doesn’t step on people in it like what do you want me to say 😭

Hiii

[daring pine]

hi hi

[vestal hollow]

we're cis-exclusionist here

[daring pine]

i would be asleep rn cuz im super tired after work but

[rain geode]

She literally steps on people I don't know what to say

[vestal hollow]

oh okay

[daring pine]

i got femroe raid night in a bit

[vestal hollow]

im just s now

[daring pine]

so im gonna do that

and then prob sleep after

[wicked delta]

Show me where

[daring pine]

omg sitri hi

[wicked delta]

Because I did the fight on melee and phys

[daring pine]

heart emoji

[wicked delta]

And I sure as hell didnt see allat

[zealous meteor]

the s in sitri stands for hater

[vestal hollow]

omg hiiiiii

[wicked delta]

[daring pine]

hiii

[vestal hollow]

wait i have to send you something marce

its peak

[daring pine]

oo please do

[rain geode]

Literally the first mechanic

[wicked delta]

T’ew

Be serious

Please

Its just a ring with bats

She doesn’t

Do a step animation

😭

[clear plume]

hi elounge

[rain geode]

She literally stomps when she does it?

[jolly flume]

hi

[zealous meteor]

does elounge stand for estrogen lounge

[jolly flume]

egirl lounge actually

[wicked delta]

On the ground??

[rain geode]

Meow

[wicked delta]

Thats not people ????

😭

[zealous meteor]

yeah uh she doesn't stomp on people

idk what fight you've been doing

[rain geode]

I mean it's fight your supposed to avoid getting hit xd

[wicked delta]

She never does

[zealous meteor]

but she doesn't

[wicked delta]

In the whole fight

Thats why im madge

I want to be hurt by the vamp lady

[tough gorge]

it's like 100k+ or something? not very much rly, I haven't actually checked since day 1

oh wait you mean the undead deathmatch or smth?

[trim frost]

no

tank towers in ss2

balance ppl say it's 155k

[tough gorge]

yeah sounds about right

I don't really mit it, I just tbn

[rain geode]

I'm sorry the stepping is something you have to avoid but like it is a fight at the end of the day

[trim frost]

yeah that's kinda what i was wondering

[rain geode]

Were not supposed to lose to her

[tough gorge]

I wish my melees in my reclear focused the lightning instead of my flail

[trim frost]

if tbn alone is enough for the towers themselves it's chill

[jolly flume]

can't be that much because I had my phys range take one for fun

[trim frost]

i wish my melees focused the flail they just hit the boss

[jolly flume]

and he didnt even take that much damage

[tough gorge]

healers have quite a bit of healing to do there anyway so it's just chill for tanks

I try to leave a dark missionary for that now

[trim frost]

mt suffers a little bc autos

[zealous meteor]

but it doesn't have to be

[trim frost]

i love when i LD to survive autos because im not getting enough healing and then i get bene'd right after

[zealous meteor]

the stepping could be a stack

or a spread

[trim frost]

🧍‍♂️

[zealous meteor]

or a mechanic that forces you to get hit

[wicked delta]

Right like

😭

They just didn’t do any of that shit

[wicked delta]

I saw a WAR die to autos in M9 and genuinely wondered how that could happen

[tough gorge]

meanwhile sges putting kardia on me after I voke in m11s like bro chill

ld healing is epic I don't need extra help

[trim frost]

war lol

but autos are no joke honestly

the bulk of damage to mt going out in ss2 is from autos and raidwides

[jolly flume]

the only time my war died to autos in 9 was immediately after eating two aetherletting aoes

[tough gorge]

ye it's why I keep tossing tbns to my tank buddy

[jolly flume]

and I blame that one on not me

[wicked delta]

My healers were in vc with me and I flamed them

[jolly flume]

anyways

[wicked delta]

Cus like how does that happen lmao

[jolly flume]

I don't think I know how to do any of these fights

ngl

[boreal pumice]

toxic tobi

[wicked delta]

Deserved bc how do you let a WAR die to autos when nothing is happening

[sleek moon]

did you call them gamer words

[zealous meteor]

toxicas

[wicked delta]

I said it in a sweet way

[jolly flume]

how does a war die to autos in the first place unless theyre taking extra damage

[boreal pumice]

he called them french

[wicked delta]

[wicked delta]

I have no fucking idea

[rain geode]

But her stacks need to have the like blood magic stuff so it's shows that's its powered up by the buff

[wicked delta]

I just heard aggro noise on me all of the sudden

WAR dead

I was like ?

[sleek moon]

mayeb they got too excited cleavemaxxing

and forgot to look at hp bars

[wicked delta]

Put the healing jobstone in the bag

[dull drum]

thats mchs job

oh wait

no one plays mch

maybe its time for my cooly arc and spread mch propaganda

[sleek moon]

mch clear numbers are getting healthier now

10% of dancer now

[dull drum]

[sleek moon]

466 dnc parses vs 44 mch

[trim frost]

why r u joining merc dressed like that

[wicked delta]

Funny thing me and bf decided it would be funny to go double phys ranged and it actually went better than when we had a caster

I love PF so much you can really do some bullshit

[rain geode]

I hate pf

[wicked delta]

Id rather have this than a monk who was still wearing cruiser gear pieces

[trim frost]

,

okay

that is worse

[wicked delta]

I kicked him after 3 pulls

[jolly flume]

they don't fight alone either, so it's only FAIR!

[rain geode]

The Xtremes fight as one

[wicked delta]

Huge fan of Deep Blue being so quotable

I really wanna punch him in the face

With love

[zealous meteor]

bunboy on bunboy violence

[rain geode]

I'm reaching the point where I want to punch my "allies" more then deep blue

[wicked delta]

I wish I had a surfer bro who would fight together with me

[remote gate]

im curious what's your pov like in SS2 for 9s

god my dyslexia is bad today

[true beacon]

better than what I had yesterday

[wicked delta]

What the fuck

[jolly flume]

good hold

[wicked delta]

Natty hold

[jolly flume]

I mean tbf

I was parsing blue with a LHW tome weapon in ex

so how bad can it be right

[remote gate]

what was it like healing with them

[trim frost]

745.,?

[wicked delta]

Idk those gear pieces also look like LHW

Some of them at least

[true beacon]

well

one raidwide did 5k more than their max hp to me

[remote gate]

dragging their body thru every raidwide 😭

[jolly flume]

if every raidwide in 9 is doing 170k damage to the party yall got some interesting mit going on

but it's still funny

[remote gate]

did tanks have to throw their actives on astro to have them not die

[wicked delta]

Free tbn procs

[sleek moon]

what was their excuse if anyone brought it up in chat

[remote gate]

^

[wicked delta]

[stray forge]

Is there no min ilvl lol

i get confused bc some people imply theres a min ilvl to join and some say there isnt?

[remote gate]

i throw tbns on the pure healer for free breaks for thr crowd kills

[cerulean crown]

if you queue as a complete group there's no min ilvl

[sleek moon]

the party leader can set a min ilvl in the PF, but premade parties have no min ilvl enforced

only if you queue

[remote gate]

the minimum is 760 but ppl usually lock their pfs to 770 as a minimum to prevent this type of shit

[sleek moon]

(and only JP queues)

[remote gate]

im curious to know how fricked it is to do 9s with the bare minimum of 760

[wicked delta]

Idk should still be pretty ok if you mit right

[stray forge]

It can't be that bad lol

[wicked delta]

But the raidwides may be monka

[remote gate]

raidwides in 9s are painful

[stray forge]

probably matters more for dps to make enrage

[remote gate]

i want to know how parties with warriors keep the warrior alive with their dogshit mits

[true beacon]

it wasn't

[stray forge]

also matters if you fuck up and touch a sawblade

[true beacon]

me bringing it up was saying that they got flattened by a raidwide

[stray forge]

cause i imagine you're dead if you do that with lower ilvl

versus can survive at 770+

[remote gate]

like the only time I can think of a warrior being solid is when a flail and boss are next to each other then pop blood

[jolly flume]

the bleed sucks but it's extremely easy to heal through

[sleek moon]

tbh idk if warrior mits are relevant outside ultis, they can abuse holm a lot in savage

[wicked delta]

Yea its pretty chill

[sleek moon]

and extremes

[stray forge]

It is, but with low ilvl they would probably get clapped by the next raidwide even with mit, no?

[kind elm]

what

[limpid edge]

insane damage

[kind elm]

i pressed unmend like 50 times

[remote gate]

👏

[wicked delta]

Shes INSANE

[kind elm]

stupid ass melee fight

why am i 95

[stray forge]

Join world first team

[sleek moon]

cheater

[jolly flume]

because its impossible to not get damage downs during curtain call

lol

my friend just 98.6'd on monk with a damage down because first floors

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/still-in-love-still-in-love-uma-musume-still-in-love-headbang-still-in-love-dance-uma-musume-gif-15162780972756277630

[kind elm]

wait this crit kinda sexy no

[stray forge]

WTF

[jolly flume]

did you have sch drg or smth

[finite plank]

just crit harder they say

[wicked delta]

Lord I see what you do for others

I want that for me.

[zealous meteor]

of course you're a dork knight player

dork

[kind elm]

yea sch drg

[jolly flume]

that's not like too abnormal

[cerulean crown]

much crit

[jolly flume]

but still p lucky

[kind elm]

w

[remote gate]

olivia is there a strat to get 5 edges at the start of the fight in 9s

[stray forge]

I am cursed

[olive hearth]

week 2 no loot again

[remote gate]

her autos dont break a prepull tbn

[wicked delta]

I cant fucking sleep

I should’ve stayed on FFXIV

[zealous meteor]

log back in

[remote gate]

sending you 10 mg of melatonin telepathically

[stray forge]

melatonin

[wicked delta]

My bed is comfy

[stray forge]

in iv drip

[zealous meteor]

sending you 10mg of melanin

[sinful brook]

Take off some gear before you pull tbn and regear

[finite plank]

thoughts on colours for m10s

[remote gate]

whats the safest to take off

[sinful brook]

So your tbn smaller

[sleek moon]

your pants

[wicked delta]

Your shirt

[vestal hollow]

your kidney

[sinful brook]

It's all the same but you have to put it back on on time lol

[finite plank]

swapping to prev tier gear

swapping to last expac gear

[wicked delta]

Put on Abyssos gear even

[sleek moon]

naked gearset and just press the button before you pull

[remote gate]

so pants off > tbn > pants on

[sinful brook]

Prev tier gear isn't that different lol

[sleek moon]

oh wait hp nvm

[sinful brook]

But naked into fully dressed is pretty common if you're purely trying to break a tbn

[remote gate]

this feels like an illegal strat lmfao

[sinful brook]

It's not

[sleek moon]

iirc ppl do that for crit hp healing

[limpid edge]

the last x3 stack in m10s seems sus

[sleek moon]

in speeds

[sinful brook]

Yeah parse teams and speeds do it

But they do the entire party

[stray forge]

tbn?

[sinful brook]

Do a nasty Crit spreadlo. Gear off and on

[vestal hollow]

@round hazel why did you take all my letters

[sinful brook]

Raidwide only blocked by 1% HP with fat shields lol

[stray forge]

everyones hip with the lingo

[wicked delta]

The blackest night

DRK mit

[sinful brook]

Tbn is the blackest night

[jolly flume]

the biggest nuts

[sinful brook]

The lv70 drk shield button

[wicked delta]

Its basically a shield that gives you a shield

[stray forge]

ohh

[wicked delta]

Beo

Bro

[jolly flume]

a shiled that gives you a shield

[wicked delta]

Im tired af

[vestal hollow]

toby werent you sleeping

[wicked delta]

But it gives you a shield

You break it

You get free edge

FUCK YOU CHANNY

[vestal hollow]

ayo?

i can get free edging in this game?

[jolly flume]

toby

I think we need to play overcooked

[wicked delta]

Being high would be better than this

[jolly flume]

like right now

[limpid edge]

seems like hector made strats pretty quickly this time around

last tier he was busy or somethin?

[wicked delta]

I fucking cant bro is double pinning me

[stray forge]

two pins is crazy

[vestal hollow]

I can pin you a third time.

[wicked delta]

I need an adult

[vestal hollow]

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shaking-dog-wobbling-artqngel-gif-21411744

Sorry bros… my brain is fried af

❤️

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-jump-นกโดด-นก-โดด-gif-13943434

[zealous meteor]

holy shit look at this SCH artwork from ffxi

fuckign nerd.

this is somehow nerdier than any SCH artwork from xiv

[jolly flume]

nerds are cute

[sleek moon]

this is like this shit i cant move past in the idyllic dream raidplan

[limpid edge]

what waymarks should m11s pf be using? tf or kindred?

[remote gate]

literally you but female

[wicked delta]

😭

[zealous meteor]

excuse me

[remote gate]

scholar with the little hat

[jolly flume]

its because the dark meteor also has light and lightning aspected segments on it but yeah it looks funny lol

[sleek moon]

just a statement by the utterly deranged

[vestal hollow]

ill show you deranged

[remote gate]

the bard without a bow?

[jolly flume]

the dark meteor in question

[wicked delta]

Im gonna deunk tea

Drinl

[jolly flume]

dont do tea

[wicked delta]

Drink

[jolly flume]

do fru

[wicked delta]

Having to do M4S in 2026

[jolly flume]

it takes like five seconds man

[zealous meteor]

every time i get alex raids in roulette i want to do TEA more

[jolly flume]

you got like 16 people waiting to drag your ass through

[zealous meteor]

he deserves better than heavensw*rd fight design

[sleek moon]

yeah ik its basically thunder+dark+light just the way that is written looks so stupid

dark is light aspected

[wicked delta]

Running from the FRU enjoyer allegations but it might catch up to me

[sinful brook]

Are we fru?

[sleek moon]

water is fire aspected

[sinful brook]

Toby m4s?

[jolly flume]

fire is wet

[sinful brook]

Can we 7man him yet

[jolly flume]

yeah

[sinful brook]

Sick

[jolly flume]

just need him to not blow us all up on ee2

but thats cactbot mechanic

[wicked delta]

I dunno what job id even do FRU on

Dancer looks fun

I think I am okay at that job

[jolly flume]

being ok at the job is optional criteria for fru anyways

[sinful brook]

Waiting for carry 😔

[random needle]

I'm not sure what I'd do FRU on either