endgame-lounge

[dapper zealot]

raidplan:

1. chill
2. point and laugh at NA

[sick reef]

I give it two weeks

[dull drum]

the thing is it was world prog

😭😭😭

[sleek moon]

oh then nvm

lmao

[zealous meteor]

yeah yall deserve this i think

[untold lake]

EU & JP & OCE collectively chilling

[craggy marsh]

we're smart with our static bc we'll be going into M9 when a guide is out

[dull drum]

holy based just like our static

[craggy marsh]

why doesn't WF just wait for a guide

[dull drum]

🤝

[dull drum]

[jade nimbus]

triggers is for when to use abilities, right?

[dull drum]

no

triggers is when mechs happen usually it’ll just be some robot voice being like

[jade nimbus]

oh, like a person callout, but it is automated

[untold lake]

I genuinely wonder if some people are moving to OCE to raid

[sick reef]

Like it tells u this mech is happening do that?

[dull drum]

EAST EAST EAST

or some crap

[sick reef]

Lmao

[sleek moon]

like a person callout that can never fail and can tell whats gonna happen without having to look at the mechanic

[dull drum]

yeah basically

[rain geode]

waiting is lame tho

[sick reef]

Crazy work

[dull drum]

[jade nimbus]

yeye, gotcha

[sleek moon]

like before the arcane revelation circle begins to move it tells you north is safe

[jade nimbus]

ye, cause it probably can read the mechanics before it even happens

[sick reef]

That's how some mfs know the AR spot before the sound cur

I was wondering how the hell they preposition a 100% of the time right

[dull drum]

theres a sound cue?

i just eyeball his hands lol

[sleek moon]

supposedly there are only 4 variants of AR, but yeah some people know even before they know which variant it is

[sick reef]

Ye lazers go off pewpewpew

[craggy marsh]

DDOS pounding in my nodes, ping shoots up really high

[sick reef]

I've seen this so much in pf, wondered what secret arcane trick they've mastered

[sleek moon]

i cant confirm but the variants supposedly are 233, 224, 422, 332

[jade nimbus]

there is a sound cue for the last movement, ye

[dull drum]

yeah i never paid attention to that

i just eyeball speed of hands along with aoe movement

[sick reef]

I love associating sound cues with abilities, I do it for every extreme 😔

[craggy marsh]

yeah I didn't know there was a sound cue for AR

[jade nimbus]

tbf Train is interesting like that

[craggy marsh]

I just used the hands

[jade nimbus]

cause it is one of the few times where I used sound cues

instead of animations to see the mechanics

for that, and the stack/spread during the add

[sick reef]

I'm tank 😎

[sleek moon]

we're 5 ddos in now?

in an hour

[sick reef]

Wtf?

5 lmao

[lost sonnet]

looks like the ad phase from doom train is revisited in m10s

[sick reef]

Are na teams using exit lag or warp

[dull drum]

my goat warframe never gets doxxed man

[dull drum]

either or i think

warp seems more successful (so far)

[sick reef]

Crazy fkn shit that ppl gotta do to play a game

[dull drum]

the worst part is we’re on a time crunch if you care about getting loot week 1

you got till next monday midnight to get through the four fights and if ddoses occur at this rate then

its gonna be hell

[amber fable]

Oce meta

[trim frost]

yeah

i'm sleep

[lost sonnet]

and its gonna be like this at prime playing hours too, 7-10pm eastern every night expect more of this

[trim frost]

and if i wake up to attacks happening at the same frequency i will laugh and wait until like week 8 to open this game again

[dull drum]

yeah this is like not even peak hours

[craggy marsh]

exitlag + oce is the best mit in the game rn

[dull drum]

imagine peak

[untold lake]

Is OCE popping off rn

I'mma visit

[dapper zealot]

there's 22 PFs

[trim frost]

oce is a sanctuary city rn

[lost sonnet]

before the world first streamon twitch focused on m10s fight for japan, the last few American players i saw were all logging over to OCE yeah LOL

[dull drum]

now what if oce gets doxed then is it a conspiracy

🤔

[craggy marsh]

can we force the JP teams to redo M9 for the NA people who lost an hour to the ddos pls and thank you

[lost sonnet]

is frostymog twitch the best stream to watch right now?

[dapper zealot]

wait did someone WF already?

[lost sonnet]

for 9 ya

we have 4 confirmed clears

[trim frost]

lucrezia team 1 cleared in ~45 mins or so

team 2 shortly after

[lost sonnet]

then Asylum in EU, and another JP shortly after

[sick reef]

Huh fascinating

[lost sonnet]

i expect AT LEAST 2 more hours on BJ Bros tho

this shit looks rough

[trim frost]

notice how no na teams have cleared smilers

[untold lake]

BJ bros?

[sick reef]

Na team try to log on challenge

[untold lake]

uh oh

[finite plank]

ok, reached jail

[sick reef]

Fireboy and waterboy

[untold lake]

UH OH

Is OCE also getting hit

[sick reef]

Joever

[craggy marsh]

You know it was really cool of SE to add a mech to the login screen

[lost sonnet]

meme players call the surfer bros from m10 the ||blowjob|| boys

[untold lake]

Ooh I see

[sick reef]

The true Wall is the queue

[craggy marsh]

OCE getting hit means people need to move to JP rq

force SE to fix it

[amber fable]

Bj boys

[zealous meteor]

got it, buying a world transfer

[dull drum]

transfer THIS

[untold lake]

I welcome you to tonberry

[dull drum]

[lost sonnet]

Lucrezia has been on m10s for about 45 minutes and hasn't progress past 70%

[untold lake]

tonberry is chill

[craggy marsh]

thank you for your service

[robust shoal]

Yeah we moved to oce and got

[lost sonnet]

another EU confirmed clear

[amber fable]

Real race is to clear tier week 1 on na

[zealous meteor]

honestly i think it's just harder for them to ddos non-NA servers
because otherwise why would they focus solely on NA and not hit EU and JP too

[amber fable]

Ddos is downtime

[dapper zealot]

race to clear before the next ddos more like

[craggy marsh]

NA fell off not a single clear after an hour and a half /s

[jade nimbus]

the real NA race is clearing the tier before slipping into insanity

[amber fable]

Gotta optimize around it

[craggy marsh]

NA raiders really do suck

[lost sonnet]

m10s is CRAZY HARD i think, chaos...pure chaos

[jade nimbus]

what if everyone get ddos during a raid wide, so they don't take all the damage

[sick reef]

Hope everyone gets ddos after using pot so my pots sell 🔥

[dull drum]

ok conspiracy theory

they know NA is a punching bag

so they’ll dox NA

but if they touch jp

jp will get mad and fix more likely

[untold lake]

Okay apparently people on OCE are getting hit as well

[zealous meteor]

yeah that makes sense for JP but not EU

[zealous meteor]

[untold lake]

I just saw a bunch of group pokeball and disconnect

[sick reef]

They know na moved to oce

[dapper zealot]

I'm fine

[sick reef]

Jp and Eu are doing this so they win

[dull drum]

what if all of na turns of stream and now doxers have to russian roulette

[zealous meteor]

clearly elysian is the ddoser

[dapper zealot]

:)

[zealous meteor]

[untold lake]

It appears that people who moved from NA specifically is getting hit?? is this true???

[jade nimbus]

nobody cares about EU enough to hit them

it's that easy

[sick reef]

🔥 Week one clears are a myth

[dapper zealot]

did you just get hit?

[untold lake]

Everyone who pokeballed were voyagers

[amber fable]

Eu doesnt have people in first place

[sick reef]

Imagine in 4-6 hrs when more ppl log on xd

[jade nimbus]

also it is prob EU people ddos NA (this is a joke btw)

[amber fable]

To get those issues

[robust shoal]

yeah

[alpine plover]

more like we on eu wouldn't react as hardcore as NA

[sick reef]

Speak ur truth king

[amber fable]

Less population

Less ddos

[dull drum]

na tried to tankswap but the buster still got them

is the best analogy i got

💀💀💀💀

[amber fable]

Skill issue /s

[finite plank]

is tomestone updated for latest savage

[amber fable]

Should be up

Since it follows fflogs

[untold lake]

Who was claire es again

I see them on ravana and the name is familiar

[dull drum]

shitty healer

[amber fable]

Isnt that you /j

Es ...Es

[untold lake]

I wish I named my character Es

[finite plank]

hm, average pf probably took 12-18 pulls to reach cells

[low hearth]

yooo

[finite plank]

from fresh

[low hearth]

how do we do the puddles

[amber fable]

Any enragers in chat

[finite plank]

pf waiting list again

[sleek moon]

ngl thats hilarious

the ddoser is prob watching the streamers that moved to oce

they cant escape

[tired egret]

[low hearth]

[amber fable]

Someone is out for blood

[jolly flume]

shit game

[sleek moon]

whats the name of that dude that had beef with xeno

[craggy marsh]

it was funny at first

[sleek moon]

with the lawsuit

[tired egret]

plot twist: the DDoSer is from Chaos DC and they just want to repopulate the DC

[craggy marsh]

but now it's just ridiculous

[amber fable]

Derpius or something

[amber fable]

Seems like oce peeps

Oce getting new life from all these ddos

[jade nimbus]

I mean, it was to be expected, but it is def on purpose to intensify the ddos attacks during savage release day

oce also got ddos apparently

[amber fable]

Eu jp teams are fine

So someone is definitely hating on na

[mortal garnet]

another m6s gatekeep situation?

[amber fable]

Floor is lava

[lost sonnet]

its been 20 minutes since i said that and no one has really progress much LOL

[craggy marsh]

it's gonna get worse during peak hours too

[lost sonnet]

but we have more groups on it now

[mortal garnet]

holy

[thin fox]

I straight up expect compensation from SE

[somber forge]

Lol, you're not getting that - they don't care since JP servers are fine

[thin fox]

yeah I know

[jade nimbus]

sadly you're not from JP, so they don't care about ya

[thin fox]

I know there wont be anything

[amber fable]

Mass unsub and write ddos as cause

Surely if all of na do it

They will fix it asap

[somber forge]

Time to level up my JP alt

[rough vale]

if the ddoses keep happening through fanfest, and the first fanfest is na... i wonder what will happen there

[sleek moon]

idr any ddos period lasting that long tbh, but its possible

[lost sonnet]

"so sorry, we will not be doing a live Q&A, please understand"

[vale star]

Someone will cosplay as the error message

[rough vale]

there will be a psa saying "for your safety, please don't go to fanfest"

[thin fox]

again

lol

[rough vale]

again

[thin fox]

this is such a fucking joke

absolute dogshit company

[torn kindle]

[zealous meteor]

i'm tired boss

[maiden umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[zealous meteor]

(girl who hasn't logged in yet)

[maiden umbra]

Same

[thin fox]

there have been like

a dozen ddoses

[jolly flume]

this game

is so

fucking

ass

[mortal garnet]

fahhh

[undone tide]

what is this man

[jolly flume]

weve already lost like

10 pulls

[undone tide]

fucking indie company

[jolly flume]

to this garbage

[thin fox]

we just keep losing our best pulls

to a ddos

every time

[undone tide]

is this a jp conspiracy

to ensure jp w1st

[jolly flume]

just blame china

[vale star]

I blame LGN

[zealous meteor]

i blame metem

[lapis token]

[zealous meteor]

he thinks the ddoses make the race more interesting

[dapper zealot]

It's clearly brute bomber

[untold lake]

OCE voyagers seems to be doing fine

[thin fox]

AGAIN

[low hearth]

this is something else man

[trim frost]

bedge time for me

shit ain’t worth it anymo

[jolly flume]

it's gonna be so funny when the ddoses magically stop after world first

[zealous meteor]

can they prog faster already then

[rain geode]

I might give up for now on this

[random needle]

Starting to be rather glad my group isn't formally meeting until Saturday

[rapid whale]

big sajj

[jolly flume]

this is legit unplayable

[rapid whale]

legit like every pull at leaset 1 person 90k

so sad

[random needle]

Have this for your trouble

[amber fable]

Pld slander

[rain geode]

Ill give it a 1-2 hours break and hope its better later

Im getting close to the point I might unsub

[torn kindle]

Yeah my prog group disbanded because we just can’t try the mechanics with it happening so often

[rain geode]

The ddos are happening so frequently I dont think there enough time between them to clear

let alone prog

[jagged aspen]

lol

i guess thats a nail

[amber fable]

Where's strategy board strats...

[torn kindle]

Also the strategy board needs to be more precise

I can’t do a 45 degree cleave

[amber fable]

First release

[jagged aspen]

https://raidplan.io/plan/c2L5iJfuYIWXk1v7

[amber fable]

They will update it in 9.0 probably

[lost sonnet]

"please look forward to it"

[fierce matrix]

to oceania

[zealous meteor]

hell in a cell
this takes me back to nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table

[jade nimbus]

mhm, can't you just use the circular one, and reduce the angle?

the fan aoe

[vale star]

Side note what ui theme you all running?

[zealous meteor]

ui theme?

clear blue

[vale star]

Si

[valid solar]

I recall fondly, that day, in the 8th astral era, when uriangertaker threw thankind off 7 hells in a cell, and he plummeted 16 yalms onto the announcers table

[valid solar]

white

[rain geode]

whatever the default it

[zealous meteor]

sixteen YALMS????

it should be fulms

1 foot = 1 fulm

[lost sonnet]

been rocking green lately since i was on dark mode since launch

[valid solar]

close enough

[jade nimbus]

the blue one

looks pretty clean

[vale star]

Same blue but been messing with since we getting DDOS so why not test stuff

Blue and white so far I like going to try green next

[dull drum]

my goat warframe doesnt get ddosed

just saying

[torn kindle]

It still doesn’t line up quite right, and also boards are a pain to share with stuff that happens in steps

Since you need a board for every step and to share them INDIVIDUALLY

[amber fable]

9.0

Trust

[dull drum]

too ambitious

10.0

[amber fable]

I think some plugins will come

[maiden umbra]

10.1 def

[amber fable]

And do better job anyway

[torn kindle]

Folder Sharing feels like something that should’ve been there from the start

[amber fable]

Assuming se to do logical thing

[jolly flume]

wow

awesome!

fuck this game

[valid solar]

did the ddos add that too /s

[random needle]

No that's vanilla

[dull drum]

hop on warframe team

[vale star]

I already am

[dull drum]

w

[jolly flume]

even vow of the disciple day 1 wasn't this bad

and that was 5 hours of straight error codes

[valid solar]

d2 doesnt need ddos for the servers to crash, they do that by themselves /s

[sleek moon]

whats

[vale star]

I need to get my proto frame of emet

[jolly flume]

I think that's from one of my syncs

[random needle]

https://youtu.be/JNmKAhabG4M?si=DDhSRWI-yYDGLkjF

[kind elm]

i think you guys should come do runescape raids instead

less ddos

endgame lounge CoX mass

when

[rain geode]

I was unironically abut to send a message in the osrs channel like "if you were serious about doing toa with me you might get your wish sooner then I thought"

[sleek moon]

[kind elm]

im just sayin like 50 man CoX is funny as hell

and i KNOW endgame lounge LOVES cox

[valid solar]

the state of modern pf

[kind elm]

what if SE NA is sponsored by cloudflare

its all caused by cloudflare to sell more cloudflare warp

[vale star]

I saw a few saying that or VPN

[rain geode]

Ive had a little to much cox myself tbh Id rather do toa or tob

[valid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/omega-planetes-monster-hunter-wilds-final-fantasy-xiv-online-omega-frame-delta-attack-gif-10259697052023532275

[kind elm]

idk dick about tob but i can do toa

[valid solar]

first half of that sentence was wild to read as someone who doesnt play runescape

[kind elm]

but im playing on data rn

and i do not wanna do toa on data

LMAO

[loud nymph]

fuck yeah I love city of heroes

[kind elm]

im questin

[rain geode]

just wait til you hear about the bofa

[valid solar]

whats bofa

[vale star]

Steve jobs

[kind elm]

bring your Bowfa to the CoX raid

[zealous meteor]

[kind elm]

oh woops is boutta kill m9

[zealous meteor]

anyway i know a final fantasy mmo that isn't getting ddosed right now

:3c

[kind elm]

is that first known NA kill

LMAO

[lost sonnet]

Mr Happy got a kill just now

[kind elm]

yea

[amber fable]

Na finally on m10

[kind elm]

theyre not even racing

[zealous meteor]

nope

[random needle]

Where's JP at? Can we officially declare sabotage or

[jolly flume]

HEEEEEEEEELP

[sleek moon]

tbh they barely got hit by ddos, i think they are all using warp

[kind elm]

like 80% of the way thru 10 or somethin

its all JP and EU at the top

[jolly flume]

yeah I fucking wonder why

[kind elm]

yea

[jolly flume]

unplayable garbage man

[rain geode]

Kinda insane how quickly Ive turned around from "maybe Ill make an alt" to "maybe Ill cancel my sub"

[zealous meteor]

pogaga
isn't that the lalafell from bozja

[sleek moon]

warp-check fuku

[zealous meteor]

oh it literally is

[torn kindle]

Bruh even trying to make this used up 49 out of 50 elements

[jolly flume]

he has it

[sleek moon]

rip any console player lmao

no warp workaround

[jolly flume]

im about to buy him an exitlag sub

like literally

im losing my mind

[sleek moon]

why do you have numbers duplicated

[lapis token]

anecdotal/ime the PS5 players I've played with during this whole ordeal are consistently making it through these.

[torn kindle]

Closer numbers show the order the cleaves explode, player numbers show the order the markers appear

[sleek moon]

oh right i forgot

ps players dont time out right away

like pc

[torn kindle]

So far I haven’t been booted out due to DDoS

[amber fable]

Pc client crash

[torn kindle]

For today at least

[amber fable]

If you fail at login

[kind elm]

i think its rly funny that woops' group who dont care about the ddos because hteyre not racing are the ones getting lucky on it

[amber fable]

Unintentionally na first

[kind elm]

maybe all the na gorups shoud just not care

thats the solution

[low hearth]

ts harder than m5s ngl

[sick reef]

are ddos still goin on?

[kind elm]

yes

[random needle]

Clearing the fight isn't the hard part. It's letting go

[kind elm]

oh hey my internets back

im gonna stay on runescape tho LMAO

[random needle]

... Or something, I haven't played that much New Vegas

[kind elm]

im good

[rain geode]

madge

[kind elm]

doin shit from a butt rn

[sick reef]

mmm savage

imma play clash of clans 🔥

[amber fable]

M9s looks simple so far only saw raidplan

[kind elm]

yea it looks pretty shrimple

hardest part looks to be aetherletting

[jolly flume]

more dcs

fuck

this

shit

[valid solar]

chiyo have you forced the rest of your static to install cloudflare yet

[kind elm]

LMAO

[jolly flume]

we're not stupid

yes

[kind elm]

WOOPS' GROUP JUST LOST CONNECTION TO DISCORD

[sleek moon]

discord ddos

[kind elm]

😭

they might avoid the ingame one

but the secret discord ddos

[rough vale]

the ddosers have evolved

[kind elm]

the secret weapon

its so fucking cursed

[amber fable]

My mobile discord is dying

[kind elm]

i mean thats just normal mobile discord

[sleek moon]

DISCORD DDOS

[amber fable]

Better discord than ingame

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-hidino-it-could-be-you-it-coud-be-me-gif-23428091

[rain geode]

Maybe ill just go back to bed

[visual knot]

Just as yoshi intended

The surge of 3rd party tools to survive in game issues

[jade nimbus]

There is a deeper irony here, and that is that someone could legit report those pf and be in the right from ffxiv pov

[lapis token]

Cloudflare WARP is a third party tool, enjoy your ToS Violation /s

[random needle]

Does it affect anything in-game at all, or how does it work actually

[amber fable]

Need 3rd party to play the game and not get kicked out

Shit is crazy

[sick reef]

ping can go up

[amber fable]

Still you can play atleast

[lapis token]

Some services like WARP offer what Alexander does as well.

[amber fable]

Jp would do it

[sick reef]

huh? i dont think it does

[amber fable]

Warp wont fix your clipping

[lapis token]

I said some, Mudfish has/had it.

[untold lake]

WARP is upload only vpn is it?

[sick reef]

its just a rerouting service

[lapis token]

I never said WARP did specifically, I said some services do.

[untold lake]

Wait it's also for download what am I talking about

[lapis token]

the broad scope of VPN

Network Request blackmagic and shite

Since Alex itself is just a local MitM

[visual knot]

People are dumb when challenged

[lapis token]

Technically lets you do it on other platforms as well

[sick reef]

is there strat board for m9s?

[stiff sage]

warp is just taking you to another node

one that isnt getting attacked

cant see how it could be considered 3rd party tos because it's not really interacting with your client directly, just changing what connection you're going through to the server

[lapis token]

It was irony.

Or rather, sarcasm.

[stiff sage]

im aware, but im sure someones gonna come in here and claim it is lol

[lapis token]

That's the joke.

[stiff sage]

thats why i said it

[lapis token]

:D

[stiff sage]

"discord is third party" meme

[amber fable]

Raidplan is 3rd party too /s

[random needle]

Me going to work while watching the DDOS go down like

[jagged aspen]

how yall doing

getting ddosed ig?

[boreal pumice]

Na getting ddos I take it ?

[random needle]

It's been DIRE

From what I've heard, I haven't logged on

[kind elm]

its been like

11 ddoses since savage launch

[boreal pumice]

holy

No ddos yesterday far as I’m aware now you got 11

[kind elm]

funny how it was fine on reset

and then immediately once savage dropped it was near constant

what a silly coincidence

haha

[visual knot]

It makes it pretty clear that whoever is doing this, knows how to best interrupt people

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[kind elm]

i mean it doesnt take a smart person to think "ddos savage drop to piss people off"

[visual knot]

We think they'll do this again on ultimate release in 7.5?

[craggy marsh]

Yeah let's not get crazy and call the ddosser clever

[amber fable]

Probably

[kind elm]

if nothing is done to mitigate it, absolutely

[visual knot]

The ddos spiked massively on savage release, this is clearly planned

[craggy marsh]

They're ddossing a video game at 6am on a weekday they're definitely unemployed

[kind elm]

yeah it doesnt take a smart person to plan a ddos on savage drop

[visual knot]

They knew this is when people wanna be online the most

[kind elm]

yeah

[boreal pumice]

It makes it more clear they are going after 14 , rather then just fucking with a node it’s on

[kind elm]

you dont need to be smart to realize that lmao

"big content drop = most people online"

[sleek moon]

the fact that they attacked aus as soon as streamers moved there shows the intent

[kind elm]

is not some huge government secret

[craggy marsh]

Its gonna get worse as we get closer to peak hours

[visual knot]

Yeah, this is an attack with intent

[boreal pumice]

Aus of all places?

[visual knot]

What kind of intent, is anyone's guess

[amber fable]

Ddos to team at 0.1% boss hp at m12

[craggy marsh]

Its like the dipshits who get surprised whenever there's a maintenance despite the game telling you for days in game what date and what time the maintenance will happen

[amber fable]

Reading is hard

[visual knot]

All i know is that this is embarrassing to watch unfold

[robust shoal]

finally beat the ddos

[rough vale]

mmm packets

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-pikachu-pokemon-shock-surprised-pikachu-gif-15357817

[kind elm]

i love !maint in kupo bot spam

[visual knot]

Like we knew this was gonna happen

[kind elm]

every 2 seconds

during maint

[jolly flume]

we just got to enrage

not bad

[vestal hollow]

!maint

[storm frost]

Error!

There is currently no Maintenance, Kupo!

[craggy marsh]

I love how everytime before and expansion release in this server people act shocked and surprised there's a 48 hour maintenance

Even fucking mentors act that way

[amber fable]

!taint

[kind elm]

LMAOO

[amber fable]

Woops

[kind elm]

in my defense

[boreal pumice]

Isn’t it usually a day

[kind elm]

dawntrail release was my first expac release

[craggy marsh]

How are you a mentor in the server but unaware how maintenance works in the game

[rough vale]

people who haven't done their pvp series panicking at the last minute and going "i didn't know maint was today"

[kind elm]

this is actually why i got fired from mentor

they asked me how maintenance works

😔

[zealous meteor]

they fired you because you bought your clears

paypal legend

[kind elm]

true

jamie jams incident

[sleek moon]

fired for bullying newbies in beginner lounge

[kind elm]

mb

[craggy marsh]

I would never wish to be a mod, mentor, or admin of this server

Doesn't seem like a fun time at all

[kind elm]

it kinda do be

[amber fable]

You can read all the dumbass shit

That get posted

[kind elm]

you get notified whenever theres content which is peak

[craggy marsh]

I love how it's against the rules to joke about the game being up early for maintenance for some reason

It's not nice to troll people who are terminally online i guess

[jolly flume]

there are a lo tof rules and I have read none of them

[boreal pumice]

Is it?

[craggy marsh]

I dont read the rules bc they're the same as any other discord server

[amber fable]

Throwing kupo gif...

[rough vale]

it is?

[rain geode]

I mean it is kinda annoying

[craggy marsh]

Sure but after getting pranked once you'd know not to fall for it again

[thin fox]

ok I need a clarification re: M9 are the aetherletting aoes allowed to get hit by the proteans or no

[rain geode]

I mean sometimes it does come up early when in maitence

[low hearth]

made it to m9s enrage

[boreal pumice]

I mean if your terminally online a quick check in kupo bot or try logging in but you don’t tell ppl it’s still down so you the person doesn’t know you looked

[low hearth]

🔥

ts is lowkey cool asf

[craggy marsh]

And when it does that's a nice surprise for people

Its like gambling

[kind elm]

and also theres like

usually a lodestone post

from SE

that says it

[amber fable]

Reading bro

[kind elm]

instead of random guy on discord

[amber fable]

Reading is hard

[craggy marsh]

XIV players cant read

[amber fable]

Okay?

If only we had basic literacy to play the game....

[rough vale]

man i dont understand constantly refreshing and the need to be one of the first people in the game when maint is done. it's not going anywhere :v

[kind elm]

optimal time spent online to sub cost ratio

[boreal pumice]

Sometimes se don’t tell us things like you can glam sch/smn books oh wait that was a bug that broke tge game

[amber fable]

Me spending more time on discord than the game I subbed to

[craggy marsh]

XIV players will have a mentally ill parasitic relationship with the game but be too lazy to check if the lodestone posted something

[devout wraith]

Did they ever fix that?

[boreal pumice]

You can still glam your books it just doesn’t cause plates to somehow crash

[zealous meteor]

yeah my SMN is using a SCH relic Right Now

[craggy marsh]

Logs in as soon and maint is over to....stare at menus for 2 hours before deciding to do something

[daring pine]

felt

but also hi mango!!!

small friend

[craggy marsh]

Honestly SCH and SMN should always be able to glam weapons together bc they use the same weapons pretty much

[craggy marsh]

Hemlo!

[daring pine]

aloo

did the constant DDoSing relax a bit?

[boreal pumice]

Nah you lie I know your looking at job changes during maintance

[craggy marsh]

I havent slept a wink and me and Shiggy are going into pf later today

[daring pine]

saw some people have cleared first floor already

[thin fox]

[zealous meteor]

popoto power

[daring pine]

oo which time?

[boreal pumice]

Rip shaggy

[zealous meteor]

🤝

[craggy marsh]

Sometime in the afternoon dunno when

[daring pine]

if its evening i can jump in

gotta work today unfortunately

[craggy marsh]

I went into pf earlier and got to 66ish

[daring pine]

oh lovely

[amber fable]

M10 is close to clear now

[craggy marsh]

So it'll probably be like

[lost sonnet]

yep next 20 minutes or so m10s will be cleared i think

[boreal pumice]

18% I last heard

[daring pine]

shinra o/ how’s the weather for you

[craggy marsh]

1 day in pf to see enrage or get close and then wait for our static days

[thin fox]

Im so fucking annoyed dude I wont be able to prog tomorrow at all

because Im having aircon installed

and they have to shut off the power for it

[amber fable]

Play at different room

[boreal pumice]

o/ oddly sunny lil cold light snow

[daring pine]

same for me

heard it’s a bit shit up north though

[thin fox]

they have to turn off the power

is the problem

[boreal pumice]

I’m down south

And let’s be real weather is always shit in the north

[daring pine]

true

i’m in essex lmao the only thing south of me is kent

shudder

[boreal pumice]

[daring pine]

rip prog

[zealous meteor]

you're in esex???? holy shit

[craggy marsh]

E sex

[daring pine]

i sure hope not

mangoo

looking forward to weekend

[craggy marsh]

Heck yeah

[daring pine]

having 3 lalas is going to be very funny

[craggy marsh]

I will make sure to be good enough to do callouts

[daring pine]

dont bite my ankles pls

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-jack-aku-ayee-yes-gif-13587597

[daring pine]

sacrificing kikio to save myself

[zealous meteor]

no promises.

[daring pine]

sam not you too

betrayal…

[zealous meteor]

sometimes a girl just gets the munchies

and your ankles are the biggest in the party i'm pretty sure

[daring pine]

kikio is malehroth his are bigger

[zealous meteor]

he's an elezen right now

so i think yours are the biggest

[daring pine]

what!

uuuh uumm

[zealous meteor]

I KNOW RIGHT

[daring pine]

jeffe is on hroth i think

he usually is

either hroth or roe

[zealous meteor]

maleroe ankles are too chewy im afraid

if he's a hroth you might be safe

[daring pine]

praying

cant wait to eat lalas for lunch today

[zealous meteor]

just swallowing us whole????

[daring pine]

yes

[zealous meteor]

[random needle]

My ankles are safe it'd seem

[zealous meteor]

hrothgal ankles are smaller than femroe ankles i think

[daring pine]

gulp

sapph protect me

[zealous meteor]

plus, hairballs

actually this is a problem with mhroth too

[daring pine]

my ankles taste bad

[zealous meteor]

i don't believe you

lemme try

[daring pine]

nuh uh

eat liv’s ankles

[zealous meteor]

she's not in the party...........

[random needle]

They're married, they can just do that to each other

[visual geyser]

So how is sauvage

[zealous meteor]

i can't wait for saturday

Sahnthota S. [Faerie] joins the party.

sausage

[random needle]

Plus if you tried to bite Sapph's legs, it'd probably be like

[visual geyser]

Lost all motivation to do it fuck this game

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-p4-persona4-kick-trial-of-the-dragon-gif-17938495

[zealous meteor]

hairballs

[boreal pumice]

The most op follow up

[random needle]

Don't swallow the hair 4hed

[kind elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068916509847584878/1458091748533469381/0662756d193ef6325691bcbe50919981.mp4?ex=695e6142&is=695d0fc2&hm=8469f4f99e11a0630c6fb3853650d2aa34cb8575d3fcaca9f1182f27a3a2bda6&

[zealous meteor]

is this you

[zealous meteor]

easier said than done

i'll just stick with marce's ankles

[kind elm]

wait wdym i join the party

did i miss something

[zealous meteor]

i said i might bite marce's ankles if i get hungry during prog

she said to bite yours instead

i said you're not in the party

[kind elm]

but why did i join

[zealous meteor]

the only way i could bite your ankles is if you join the party

[kind elm]

am i stupid

[zealous meteor]

to save marce from ankle biting i guess

a noble sacrifice

[random needle]

Have you considered biting the boss's ankles instead

[clear plume]

i like 9 its a really good

first fight

[kind elm]

it looks good

cant wait to try it

[random needle]

Or alternatively, biting carby

[zealous meteor]

NEVER

[random needle]

USE DISSIPATION

[zealous meteor]

yeah i'll send him on a vacation

he deserves the break

[random needle]

Dissipation is so nice

I freaking love soil

It's genuinely the first button I go to to mitigate most things

[worldly grotto]

Me asf

[remote gate]

open my Twitter and this is the first thing I see

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/garden-of-the-sea-gardening-tilling-soil-tilling-soil-gif-19350723

[remote gate]

ik lucrezia is insanely good so i doubt it'll be that fast for everyone

[kind elm]

i mean the fight isnt particularly hard

[loud nymph]

Must be nice that they didn't have to deal with DDOS

[remote gate]

does it have a limit cut

[kind elm]

no

[pine holly]

I was watching Xenos and they cleared fast once they were no longer getting dc'd every pull

[remote gate]

clearable in pf

[loud nymph]

Wonder what that would be like

[sly basin]

its shocking they didnt fix server issues/ddosing protection before savage

tho i also dont feel shocked

[loud nymph]

It's really not that shocking

This is the same company that gave us 1.0

[pine holly]

Please let this be the catalyst for cloud servers

[remote gate]

its square enix did you think they would prioritize fixing the servers over AI investments

same company that said that NFTS were the future

[pine holly]

Oh god I remember

[remote gate]

its 2026 and i dont think ive seen an nft pfp in years

[visual geyser]

We got 0 word

Like how tf is communication so bad

[pine holly]

They were all bullied offline

[loud nymph]

Sqex is one of the more arrogant companies out there and that's saying something

[remote gate]

can we bully generative AI out of existence

[visual geyser]

Square Enix acts like they can’t communicate outside of fanfest and live letters

[pine holly]

I'm trying

[daring pine]

small indie company

[remote gate]

my grandma sends me these AI videos on messager often about politics or cat videos but the cats move in bizarre ways and it just looks so ugh

"oh I didnt know it was fake it looked so real!"

[sly basin]

agh my mom sends me ai pics/videos she makes occasionally

[lapis token]

Cat proceeds to do parkour, grows hands and then guzzles a 40oz

[daring pine]

cat does the whip and nae nae

[worn bluff]

cats are so talented

[remote gate]

anyways @daring pine are you gonna be on tonight/today mangos not gonna be available until probably 5 pm est

[pine holly]

Mine fell for one of those "old photograph of idk, Mark twain" and we had to explain that photographs didnt exist on that date.

[lapis token]

cars worked too

[lost sonnet]

m11s starting now

[pine holly]

"Oh it just looked so good"

[daring pine]

yeah im on tonight, same time as usual

[pine holly]

How was m10?

[lost sonnet]

took them 3 hours to clear, its pure chaos

[kind elm]

link strem pls

[daring pine]

i do have femroe raid night later but thats not until 9pm est

[lost sonnet]

https://www.twitch.tv/kmkeatons

[pine holly]

https://tenor.com/view/traumatized-cat-cat-flashback-war-cat-flashback-gif-17404812264522448789

[lost sonnet]

this is the group that just cleared m10s

first

[daring pine]

anyway time fi work

zzz

[kind elm]

is this an NA group?

[lost sonnet]

closest anyone else has come is about 8%

[kind elm]

where the fuck is golem again

[pine holly]

I think Lucrezia is JP

[kind elm]

yeah lucrezia is jp

[pine holly]

No ddos buff

[kind elm]

this isnt lucrezia tho

[lost sonnet]

yeah Lucrezia is JP, i'm not sure on this Banana their Twitch description seems english tho

[pine holly]

Oh whoops

[kind elm]

which server is golem on

[random needle]

I saw one screenshot on bird site of m10s where the floor was completely covered with lava

Dynamis I think

[kind elm]

holy shit

[kind elm]

NA group world first m10?

[lost sonnet]

its official now

[kind elm]

in this economy?

[lost sonnet]

this is the one tracking world first, Banana is NA

[random needle]

The PVP is going to be unreal and I can't wait

[lost sonnet]

just took first place

[devout wraith]

Yes

[lost sonnet]

https://www.twitch.tv/frostymog

[kind elm]

holy fuck

[dapper zealot]

Godamn

NA actually got a WF

[lost sonnet]

Lucrezia was first to the fight but they are stuck

that FrostyMog stream will show you multiple fights at once

and keep you up on who's in first

[remote gate]

m10 cleared???

[lost sonnet]

yep

by NA first!

[devout wraith]

Ddos strats op

[random needle]

Clearly not

[kind elm]

yeah but they occasionally cut away and fullscreen casters and it lowkey pisses me off

LMAO

[remote gate]

wow was expecting m10 to be the wall for a day

[lost sonnet]

it still is for everyone else LOL

[pine holly]

They had the secret sauce

[shadow pilot]

Damn M10 lava ground placement are so evil

[random needle]

Welp, now we get to see what fresh hell m11s has in store

[wicked delta]

Yeah lol its filtering literally everyone else atm

[remote gate]

himbus maximus prog time

[lost sonnet]

wonder why they aren't going into 11 yet

[dapper zealot]

From what I understand we haven't figured a way to control the cones yet?

[tired egret]

hmm

[dapper zealot]

Did stop watching a few hours ago tbh

[jagged aspen]

m10s got hands

[tired egret]

I watch an EU streamer atm

[jagged aspen]

which cones

[tired egret]

they do M10S

[lost sonnet]

another wipe by Lucrezia

[dapper zealot]

The lava cones that forces everyone into a pizza slice safe zone

[jagged aspen]

opposite of furthest player

we only got to big orb once so far

[lost sonnet]

m11s is starting on banana stream now

https://www.twitch.tv/kmkeatons

[random needle]

LONG LIVE THE KING
HE WILL COME AND RISE TO THE FIGHT

[lost sonnet]

best song of the tier

[tulip wraith]

at least i have a bunch of shit to watch while im at work

[kind elm]

oh i hate the way this person sorts party list

[undone tide]

done

[lost sonnet]

oh wow

[low hearth]

nice

[undone tide]

pf baby

[dapper zealot]

Noice

[lost sonnet]

yeah that streams party list is fudged to hell

[visual geyser]

M9 is easy?

[lost sonnet]

yes

[dapper zealot]

Oh that party list is disgusting

[random needle]

Easier or harder than m5?

[wicked delta]

Just from what ive seen its harder than M5

[rain geode]

trying tell that to my teammates

[amber fable]

Easier it seems

Its basically getting ahead of curve shit

[random needle]

I wonder if m10 is gonna be considered easier or harder than m6... I guess it's testing different skills

[amber fable]

Early clears= better parties

[lost sonnet]

m10 is gonna be the PF destroyer

[amber fable]

So was m6

[random needle]

I mean, m6s was too

[low hearth]

sanguine scratch snapshot is so nasty bruh

[random needle]

But in different ways

[amber fable]

M6 was easier on reclears

Much easier

[random needle]

I kinda see what they're going for but it's still icky

[undone tide]

m9s is harder than 5

for sure

[lost sonnet]

btw, still no other clears, Banana Codex is currently only team on m11s

[low hearth]

white mage players asking the shield healer to mitigate

[undone tide]

9 was cleared faster but its definitely a harder fight

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-mad-angry-ishowspeed-sheisty-gif-13492318246358992086

[amber fable]

M9 was also for 760

And people have like 773

So that also helped I guess

[lost sonnet]

pretty sure this stream is 775 already

from drops and the new week of tomes

[amber fable]

Those who got fed

[low hearth]

yooooo @undone tide

yooo

[amber fable]

Everyone else is 773

[remote gate]

m11 is gonna be a problem fight

[amber fable]

Or 772

[low hearth]

does the hell in a cell tank spread cone aoe do hella damage or something

[jolly flume]

its a buster

[low hearth]

i fucking exploded to ts and then someone had to sac for my tower

oh

[undone tide]

you live with short

[random needle]

The Blackest Night

[remote gate]

i think axe is just an aoe, syth is an in with proteans, and greatsword is an plus with a bait to the person furthest away

[torn kindle]

Like a tank buster bait or

[amber fable]

Axe is chariot

Smash here and there type shit...

[remote gate]

dunno their tanks are dead by the time they get to greatsword

its getting baited on their rdm everytime

[undone tide]

free as fuck

[remote gate]

and rdm is at the corner of the map

[amber fable]

M11 feels like m3

This is me going by normal mode

But mechs are sorta similar

[boreal pumice]

the brute bomber returns

[random needle]

I don't have a good enough connection to watch the stream without hella lag at work 💀

[lost sonnet]

love that there are MULTPLE streams with over 1k viewers

[visual geyser]

Why is this rdm just auto attacking

[amber fable]

Dont dps , only mech

[random needle]

MP conservation maxxing?

[amber fable]

Faster prog

[kind elm]

is that just constant stacks and spreads and shit

lmao

kinda looks banger ngl

[lost sonnet]

Lucrezia got their clear

or did i jinx them?

nah they got it

[random needle]

How far in even are they? m11n starts super basic too, but then it's a completely different thing by the end

[visual geyser]

Where is China 💔

[lost sonnet]

China did clear m9s rather early one of the first 5-6 teams

[visual geyser]

Oh cool

Funny na is in the lead for now

[lost sonnet]

ok now Lucrezia is going in if anyone wants to switch and watch them

[visual geyser]

Man I’m gonna miss the arcadion

[lost sonnet]

i'mma stick with Banana for a bit

such a fun damn raid series

[random needle]

I severely hope the next raid series has as much personality as the Arcadion did

Metem, you are a blessing to us all

[zealous meteor]

metem..... TWO!

[lost sonnet]

i hadn't played since Endwalker before the post-patches...so like 2 years or so...i saw the Dancing Green fight and i was like "they made a fight...based on music?."

and it was so worth it

[visual geyser]

Gonna be difficult to go back to bosses that are just monsters

[sleek moon]

im surprised the ddos stopped

[visual geyser]

For now

[sleek moon]

i thought they'd go all out today

[lost sonnet]

it will be bad tonight from 7-10pm i bet

but i agree Frostlu

[random needle]

It somehow feels like, for Dawntrail, they decided that they haven't had enough Lalafell content in a while and gave us so many fantastic ones

[wicked delta]

Well

Male lalafell content

Female lalas have appeared often enough lol

[amber fable]

Krile when she just exist

[visual geyser]

Male lalafells caused the first expansion

[random needle]

Train ex is (maybe) best ex in DT, Arcadion is best raid series for vibes and personality, and both have a male Lalafell giving color commentary

[amber fable]

Telediji my goat

[random needle]

WAUGH, THE FLATCAR

[visual geyser]

STOP DOING THAT

Goat

[oak karma]

They gotta sleep eventually right?

[random needle]

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TRAAAIIIN!!

[lost sonnet]

just gonna point out...the ddos stopped once school for the day started LOL

[wicked delta]

They zombie’d the fuck through that pull lmaoooo holy

[remote gate]

holy sbit this fight looks incredible

[lost sonnet]

another NA group, Party Finder, has cleared m10s

[thin fox]

ok Im not gonna be able to clear M9 tonight because I have to sleep since my power will be off tomorrow for stuff so Im probably not going to clear M9S this week yipeeeeee

[remote gate]

axe is an aoe but teams needs to stack, syth is a donut protean, and sword is a plus with a wild charge stack very cool

[thin fox]

because if you dont clear M9S first 2 days youre basically not clearing because there will not be a single good player left

[amber fable]

Just make duty completion no chest

And trap helpers

[thin fox]

my est. is that if I'm not clearing M9 tonight or tomorrow then it will probably end up being M9 w2 M10 w3 M11 w5 M12 w8

[amber fable]

I wanna clear atleast m10 by this week

[remote gate]

@random needle im planning our schedule and goals. do you think its possible for us to clear m9 and be at the half way point of m10 or even clear by the end of the month?

[amber fable]

Will see if I can do it

[mossy eagle]

Good morning chat, did someone win yet?

[amber fable]

M11

[random needle]

I haven't been keeping an eye on the streams or mechanics so admittedly I'm not really sure

[remote gate]

NA is on m11

[mossy eagle]

Weak

[lost sonnet]

2 NA, 1 JP on m11

[amber fable]

So tier clear by tomorrow

[random needle]

Still, I think most of us are gamers enough that an m9 clear should be doable

[remote gate]

fair enough 👌

[lost sonnet]

the 2NA got to watch and learn from the JP group during the DDOS attacks LOL it was a tradeoff

[amber fable]

They all do it

[mossy eagle]

Wait was it actually a DDOS?

[amber fable]

To certain degrees

[remote gate]

yes

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/emet-selch-gif-25893629

[amber fable]

Na got ddosed to death

[remote gate]

its been constant attacks

[mossy eagle]

Maybe SE will do something

[amber fable]

Peak ffxiv

[lost sonnet]

na had over 10 in a 2 hour period...japan had zero

[amber fable]

She wont do anything

[random needle]

I'm making rapid progress on leveling RDM, so we should have that for prog also

[remote gate]

do you need an ex weapon for it

[random needle]

I've got 14 totems, I can just buy one

[remote gate]

epic

[random needle]

I'll farm for wings later, maybe once our group is kitted in 780-790

[boreal pumice]

wonder what you would skip at that ilvl

[lost sonnet]

looks like Lucrezia is already catching up to Banana

[remote gate]

michi wants to clear train but i do not want to commit to progging her until we have made significant progress

[remote gate]

NOOOO THE KANJI PFP IS GONE

[random needle]

What role is michi?

[remote gate]

tank

dont tell her I said this but

||shes not the best||

[random needle]

Oohhhhh, yeah, that could take a bit

[visual geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[boreal pumice]

tell ya what shiggy atlus says something about p4 revial as for now il stick with yangus

[kind elm]

didnt even ask me 💔

[remote gate]

deal

[sick reef]

are we still under ddos 🔥

[random needle]

I was gonna say, if she's DPS, train with 7 experienced people should be doable in a lockout

[lost sonnet]

it has actually prety much stopped for a while now