#endgame-lounge

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wicked delta
odd beacon
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wow

rain geode
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I sippeed a fanta once and it made me almost quit until I fanta'd back

odd beacon
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they addressed m1 m2 r1 r2 being more common in the west

jagged aspen
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is that m7s in bottom left o_o

wicked delta
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What is it like in JP

fierce matrix
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Literally just show me this

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Say you can do this with it

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Call it a day

odd beacon
robust shoal
sick reef
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but guys we have so much to show so we cant show trial sorry :(

loud nymph
random needle
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And this is ex5 I think

wicked delta
fierce matrix
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M7S

wicked delta
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Huh

fierce matrix
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Its m7 debris deathmatch

rain geode
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That being said while I dont think it would be that big of a deal I dont hate the idea of changing it to a more generic "ornament" tag which is just a small thing every race wears slightly differntly

fierce matrix
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In p3

odd beacon
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isnt the last one..

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i forgot the name already

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lmao

jagged aspen
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oh its the one at the end, thought its the first vines on p1

robust shoal
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Rev Reign

fierce matrix
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Revo reign

loud nymph
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oh I guess it could be part of DD, yeah

odd beacon
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yea rev reign

fierce matrix
odd beacon
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i didnt read the messages after mb its contagious

fierce matrix
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There are no tethers in m3

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Unless you consider the lines to the clones tethers

loud nymph
odd beacon
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okay but can you attach boards to pfs

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that would be sick

fierce matrix
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Yes

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You link share codes

odd beacon
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like in description?

fierce matrix
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I believe so yes

robust shoal
odd beacon
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huh id expect them to just directly be in the ui

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description is pretty anti-console

fierce matrix
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I think you can just link it in party chat

odd beacon
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oh

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fair

fierce matrix
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Just open it and call it a day

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Its basically macros at that point

random needle
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And they're showing right now that you can share a plan with everyone in your party

fierce matrix
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Ye

jagged aspen
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i dont suppose this thing supports animation?

proper cave
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Doesn't look like it

odd beacon
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real time editing is cool but its still far behind just screen sharing a vod and using a whiteboard tool i guess

random needle
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This is a more console friendly solution though

robust shoal
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YoshiP keeps saying something that sounds like sucksuck

loud nymph
sick reef
rain geode
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I was gonna say I assumee this is content mostly for PF

odd beacon
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its a plus for pf

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but then again idk what use will RTE be for pf

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i guess blind pfs

random needle
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I hope they add autotranslate chat messages for this

jagged aspen
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but can you compile them into a list and link them in pf description?

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or its just something that wont be used past week 1

random needle
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After someone causes a stupid wipe, say atl Please consult the strategy board. atr

sick dirge
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strategy board?

odd beacon
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ATL I seem to have misplaced my strategy board. ATR

rain geode
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I mean even just popping up a reminder where peoples pairs/stacks are is handy in and of itself

random needle
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It's basically in-game raidplan

sick dirge
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oh thats sick

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i like that NODDERS

sick reef
odd beacon
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oh there we go

random needle
odd beacon
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huh wait

random needle
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I feel called out

loud nymph
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atl Strategy Board atr atl Can you do it for me? atr

odd beacon
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You can keep 50 yourself but only 20 shared ones

sick dirge
random needle
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atl Um... atr

sick dirge
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i kinda wanna agree with that

odd beacon
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HOLY thats a long identifier

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how will that fit in a tweet..

timid epoch
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please check your emails for the raid plan

random needle
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Wait that's not just an identifier

visual geyser
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It’s just text

random needle
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It lets you save the plan even after it's deleted. It's encoding the entire plan in one string

dapper moon
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imagine sending someone a mail with the raid planner lol

odd beacon
dapper zealot
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Please review the following attachment

random needle
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Meaning, even if you can only have up to 50 plans saved in-game, you can keep as many as you want saved in a .txt file or something

timid epoch
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just keep a text document with all your raid plan codes

odd beacon
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unless thats what you meant mb

sick dirge
odd beacon
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you know whats funny

dapper moon
odd beacon
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there gonna be a 3rd party site for the feature thats supposed to replace 3rd party sites

proper cave
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CC the entire office

odd beacon
jagged aspen
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you mean a plogon for importing/exporting strategy boards?

timid epoch
jagged aspen
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or just integrating raidplan with it

odd beacon
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oh reverse engineering the identifier code to import it on a website would be funny

random needle
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What if raidplan lets you convert a raidplan into a strategy board code

jagged aspen
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yea basically that. if they can make them compatible

odd beacon
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id bet people will get to work on that

jagged aspen
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a plogon that can open raidplan links ingame and show them as strategy board?

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and board links in wtfdig

sick reef
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surely they show mounts n minions right

visual geyser
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proper cave
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Not this time no

visual geyser
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Criterion is ded

sick dirge
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ok but where emotes

sick reef
proper cave
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Ye

visual geyser
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New hair?

sick reef
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after 1 hr of damn raid planning

visual geyser
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Didn’t show anything for criterion rewards it is so fucked

undone tide
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HUH

sick dirge
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LOL

lyric summit
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most new content has reward issues

undone tide
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your reward is a title

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happy?

lyric summit
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they couldve woven it into the gear treadmill drop weekly augments or whatever scraps

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but not if we get a single one in 2 years lmao

visual geyser
lyric summit
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its gonna be like three mounts and a title and probably gearset cause who care about rewards from niche content

visual geyser
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I just wanted a weekly log for clearing or something smh

jolly flume
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now and always

tall field
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SO will ult clearing mch apply and tell SE let me tell u how to fix mch?

sick dirge
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only in japan

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tough

visual geyser
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Worth noting

sick dirge
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bro what

visual geyser
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One of the least desirable companies to work for as a new graduate in Japan

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Lmfao

sick dirge
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man what a great time to look at this channel

lyric summit
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because there's 125ish companies in japan

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it is known

proper cave
visual geyser
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125 of 200 isn’t great comparatively to the other game devs

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Being lower than Konami and Sony is oof

spice path
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i cant believe we're getting rage and beartooth for raid music.

jagged aspen
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So uh, what's considered "blind prog" in week 1 context? Is that refusing to look at strats posted by others?

visual geyser
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Yes

tall field
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I learn by doing and not watching? Iirc that type

sick dirge
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correct

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you dont look at strats. you learn by making mistakes

jolly flume
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and in most cases you give up after half an hour because you are weak minded and willed

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such is pf

sick dirge
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just solo prog it titangrin

jagged aspen
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So if theres a listing for "M9-12S Blind Prog Static" but then "Have time outside of raid to look at strats" in requirement

jolly flume
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sugoi

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toby nihonjin desu ka

lyric summit
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i hate blind prog not gonna lie CAUGHT

tall field
wicked delta
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I’ll be responsible for the next ultimate

jagged aspen
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Unless it implies going over your own data

lyric summit
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its not like youre solo solving a puzzle its always gonna be 7 other bozos trying to come up with their own theories

jolly flume
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it's probably going over the strats they're making

lyric summit
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waste of time just give me the raidplan so i can get gear

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and uninstall!!

jagged aspen
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Yea personally I'm not a fan of self handicapping, just wondering what they meant by that

sick dirge
jolly flume
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blind prog is fun when there's no stakes I guess but I do not have the time to blind prog w1

lyric summit
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thats also why i feel like pto for day1 is stupid if you're not racing

jolly flume
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and even the racers usually aren't fully blind they got ppl stealing strats and info from other groups

jagged aspen
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Its fun in the first hours when you have no choice 😄

lyric summit
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day 2-4 pto you have vods and raidplans to prep

jolly flume
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forget 9 we got 10 and 11 too

tall field
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Day 1 Ex6 is gonna be

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lets see what doomtrain can do

lyric summit
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the ex looks poggers

jagged aspen
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ex6 is on 7.4 patch day, right?

lyric summit
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finally something interesting over wall boss on square

robust shoal
jagged aspen
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so youre gona have ppl rushing crafted gear for it?

jolly flume
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you won't need crafted for it

lyric summit
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the dps check is nonexistent

jagged aspen
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ofc not but might as well?

proper cave
jolly flume
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I mean sure I guess if you want to

jagged aspen
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as in, it will drive the market

robust shoal
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crafted gear for the 🅱️arse

jagged aspen
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since savage is 2w+ away

jolly flume
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crafted gear in zelenia basically just let us skip b6 with like 3 deaths lol

lyric summit
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it will not drive the market cause the demand will be five rich ppl

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average joe doesnt buy crafted for day1 ex

robust shoal
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shoutout to zeromus ex where I lost r1 to not farming my tome pants before raid

tall field
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Raid gear also exists

jolly flume
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yeah ppl prob won't buy crafted until balance bis lists are out

pine holly
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I leave 2 days after the patch drops for Christmas but I might get a new laptop and put 14 on it

jagged aspen
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surely any crafter can make their own sets without too much trouble?

tall field
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which ties crafted for ilvl spot

lyric summit
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you have 3 weeks to get crafted

jagged aspen
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and theres significantly more than 5 ppl with leveled up crafters

worldly grotto
pine holly
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But that means when the patch drops i gotta speedrun the extreme and raid

remote gate
tall field
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or the static will have that one omni crafter main who will yea

jagged aspen
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if the limiting factor is tome mats i assume

lyric summit
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like 1-2 mil a piece

jolly flume
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yeah it's freaky expensive

jagged aspen
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but crafting yourself is like 100k a piece?

proper cave
robust shoal
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I need to decide if I'm gearing up both alts or just one

lyric summit
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crafting yourself is free

jagged aspen
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well, the mats cost something

robust shoal
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I don't rly want to buy 4 sets of crafted crying

tall field
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For me idk what to do

jolly flume
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since we're not doing splits I might use my alt for another job

tall field
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Prog BiS will be raid+crafted

worldly grotto
lyric summit
jolly flume
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maybe I get tonk gear

tall field
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and then eventually crafted in .5

robust shoal
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If I go hard on 🅱️arsing I'll divide it between chars at least a little

tall field
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They showed ex6 weapon?

robust shoal
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Wicked Thunder can have a gun, as a treat

jagged aspen
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surely XI materia wont go up too much, with everyone sitting on thousands of clusters?

torn kindle
jolly flume
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I hope this tier is engaging enough to make me want to get some numbers again lol

jagged aspen
torn kindle
tall field
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Surely

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SURELY

torn kindle
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By the third tier supply is too plentiful

jolly flume
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first tier was cancer

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20k a pop for 11s

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daylight robbery

jagged aspen
tall field
jagged aspen
jolly flume
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I usually just prebuy like 400 of each 11 and then whatever I have left after my first set I just dump into my alt

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usually ends in me having pentas (suboptimal ones but who cares) for splits

jagged aspen
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if theyre like 5k a pop its still only 2.5m for a full set?

jolly flume
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yeah it's not really that expensive now

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also food and pot prices prob gonna crater by the time savage hits

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do we even get new pots idr

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food at least

tawdry delta
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New food + pots ye

dapper zealot
timber stratus
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i just tried to glance over LL quickly cuz i missed, did they really spend like 14 hours in variant

lyric summit
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yeap

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100% walkthrough by yoshi p

timber stratus
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bruh

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isnt the whole point to see the funny choices PepeLaugh

sick dirge
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probably took them a while to figure out the secret boss route huh

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i wonder which npc is gonna accompany us in the dungeon

pale blade
pale blade
# dapper zealot

his boss fight was the easiest, surely it can't be that hard in FF14

proper cave
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Then he shoves a guitar pick into the pickup selector and now his guitar sounds like a turntable scratching records

undone tide
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i’m hyped brah this raid tier is gonna go hard

dapper zealot
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EVERYTHING BURNS

pale blade
undone tide
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BJBS

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tell me everything burns isn’t brute bomber coded

robust shoal
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I'm abusing my power for good

amber fable
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Ingame raidplanner looks cool

pale blade
zealous meteor
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mod abuse! mod abuse!!!

amber fable
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Job specific shit is neat

amber fable
loud nymph
zealous meteor
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this is a CRIME

dapper zealot
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Says the lala

zealous meteor
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crimes are only good if they're done by a lala!!!!

remote gate
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was doom train shown on stream

dapper zealot
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Just short clips

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Looks fun

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Some verticality

remote gate
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was doom train goofy as hell or a "serious" tone fight

loud nymph
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they didn't actually show the trial itself

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just a short bit in the trailer

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appears to be presented seriously despite the face

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in essence || you are riding a train through heritage found when it ambushes you ||

dapper zealot
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The vengeful spirit of the bomb train

remote gate
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damn I was hoping it'd be absurd as hell and the fight would be silly

shadow pilot
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At least its up and down mechanics again

random needle
remote gate
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holy shit

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gilgamesh ultimate

robust shoal
remote gate
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holy shit chat

dapper zealot
tired egret
zealous meteor
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i want a greg fight so bad

remote gate
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imagine if square locked this next ultimate behind m12s clear and behind hildabrand quests

zealous meteor
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we literally have a GIANT FUCKING BRIDGE

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its PERFECT FOR HIM

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like there's no way we don't fight greg on that bridge eventually right

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if not 7.x then 8.x

dapper zealot
zealous meteor
dapper zealot
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One of the phases is the Forgiven Gentleman

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And zombibrand

zealous meteor
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of course

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of course

random needle
zealous meteor
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greg, ultros, greg summoning primal enkidu into his body like shiva
zombibrand, forgiven gentleman
asura somewhere (ew)
yojimbo

dapper zealot
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Enrage would be Godbert suplexing us

zealous meteor
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would we have a godbert phase or is he unkillable

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julyan enrage...

dapper zealot
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We have no chance against him

zealous meteor
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julyan teams up with us against him

dapper zealot
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Wait, we don't technically beat him but he runs out of manderville oil and gets tired

shy obsidian
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Soo do you guys have pics of any new clothes and weapons

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Couldn’t catch the stream

dapper zealot
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No, we ate it

random needle
dapper zealot
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Raid gear is 50/50 pretty good and ass

shy obsidian
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Oh boy

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Uh show me the heavyweight gear

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Pwease

dapper zealot
shy obsidian
dapper zealot
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The viper swords are so fucking ass

pale blade
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wdym you don't like tuning forks /s

amber fable
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lhw being best looking raid gear this expac

shy obsidian
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Why is bro chopped

amber fable
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wasnt expecting that

shy obsidian
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So uh is this dude supposed to be a behemoth or something

dapper zealot
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Looks like it

shy obsidian
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Because that’s the only way I can justify that hairdo

amber fable
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no thats rajang

visual geyser
forest frost
lyric summit
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chopped unc

shy obsidian
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Did these guys absorb primals or is there some connection I’m missing

dapper zealot
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They just gay

random needle
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Yeah gay people can just do that

amber fable
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drake soul

wicked delta
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Yeah thats just homosexual powers

lyric summit
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its giving levi/ifrit but its probably some lame shit like sahagin+amaljaa

visual geyser
amber fable
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dmc3 agni rudra type shi

shy obsidian
visual geyser
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The only fight type I wanted left was a tag team so this makes me very happy

dapper zealot
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What were the other types

wicked delta
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Id let them tag team me fr fr

shy obsidian
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er what the scallop

lyric summit
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with that haircut

amber fable
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shame its not dual boss

lyric summit
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it probably is later

wicked delta
shy obsidian
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She’s experiencing period cramps (unreal)

dapper zealot
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It might be in savage

amber fable
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would be cool if both were active full time

wicked delta
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I WANT TO FUCK THEM

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Is that better

random needle
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My bet is m10 is gonna be like o12

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Alternating forms at first, then both at once

shy obsidian
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THEY CAN’T DO THIS TO ME THEY JUST CAN’T

wicked delta
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Gay fusion

dapper zealot
lyric summit
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nah they won't swap elements

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their named after their souls already

amber fable
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raktapaksha

lyric summit
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deep blue and hot red or whatever

wicked delta
shy obsidian
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Swapping elements with my BF

jagged aspen
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is it gona be like 2 targets for a big portion of the fight? doesnt that throw some jobs balance out the window

wicked delta
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I swear half the Europeans here have 3 letter names

shy obsidian
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So they’re The Extremes, huh?

amber fable
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2 boss is not aoe

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btw

jagged aspen
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yes and it did that. and it was uh.. 2 minutes out of 10?

lyric summit
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and this has been 0 so far in the one pull we've seen

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so its 2 target only in your head

jagged aspen
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unless theyre glued to the ground 30y apart

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(and you can still use line aoes)

amber fable
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11 more days

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i hope you have to seperate em

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and tank swap

amber fable
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if both jump at once

fierce matrix
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Normal and savage raid bosses

shy obsidian
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I feel like succubus girl’s pointy wheel thingies are gonna be the ultimate “fuck you” to visual clarity for me

wicked delta
zealous meteor
shy obsidian
zealous meteor
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i'll dm you my address

lyric summit
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if your name isnt red you're not eu

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eu laws

zealous meteor
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if i had gotten my name changed already i'd send a photo of my EU passport /s

dapper zealot
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Tobi is just tob

shy obsidian
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This is gonna hurt my eyes i swear

violet sedge
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Rage against the machine x ffxiv

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Absolute cinema

dapper zealot
jolly flume
shy obsidian
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So the Pilgrim’s Traverse is basically just us against a bunch of divas huh

zealous meteor
fierce matrix
wicked delta
zealous meteor
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am i that bad...

sick dirge
zealous meteor
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-# no seriously did i do something wrong

amber fable
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felezen is succ

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yes

shy obsidian
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I keep telling myself to learn melee DPS but there’s always something in savage that scares me into not doing it 😭

sick dirge
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sounds about right

lyric summit
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same im flex dps this tier

sick dirge
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the demonic design screams succubus in every way

lyric summit
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probably blom

amber fable
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savage tuning will be according to gear atleast

lyric summit
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but i could melee...

amber fable
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i will tank range and melee

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as usual

jolly flume
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im

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healer

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woe is me!

visual geyser
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Play WHM

zealous meteor
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i'm gonna play healer because i hate myself

ember quartz
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then showed a photo of a baby crying his eyes were just like mine

jolly flume
zealous meteor
visual geyser
dapper zealot
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Mage.

visual geyser
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Player.

jolly flume
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you could've stopped at white

wicked delta
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Why is he gagging

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!!!

dapper zealot
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You know why

visual geyser
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Natural white mage reflex

shy obsidian
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Is chiyo into this

zealous meteor
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i think he might be

wicked delta
zealous meteor
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hey i don't kinkshame

dapper zealot
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Humiliation kink

zealous meteor
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ok fine i'll call you something else

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whippersnapper

amber fable
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baba among us

limpid edge
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dam i wanna hear that song

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m12 p1 song prob?

jolly flume
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????

amber fable
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will it be door boss....

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probably not

visual geyser
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It’s m12 yea

limpid edge
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everyone think it's gonna be the director

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or el presidente

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song choice makes me think it's gonna be brute bomber 3.0

amber fable
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well m9 is 2 people

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m10 will be felezen

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m11 can be melezen

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if they wanna subvert

lyric summit
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m10 is the fire and water

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they went into the instance on stream

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it was the second floor

limpid edge
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makes sense, 2nd fight usually the "gimmick" fight

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in this case x2 boss

amber fable
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so m9 will be felezen

lyric summit
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m12 is wicked thunder remix

amber fable
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doped up wicked

lyric summit
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you can see the vat is in the same statue+candle arena as where catboy and honeybee slash at something

pine holly
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As long as its a fun gimmick

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M6 was cool but I got over that shit real fast

amber fable
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they can also do the shit where president is dead already

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and is an endless

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and you talk no jutsu him

lyric summit
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or he hijacks a body

pine holly
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M12 is the the President using the Arcadion itself as a soul so we can fight the arena

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As is tradition, gotta fight the raid name

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(This is a joke)

ember quartz
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huh

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forked tower

undone tide
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had an interesting necron clear last night

remote gate
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mch is busy polishing his revolver

pine holly
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I do that too

limpid edge
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that's how much mch was supposed to do amirite?

pine holly
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Wait nvm

limpid edge
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he's just role playin

pine holly
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M6 gave me an irrational hatred of machinists

remote gate
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but full metal field does a ton of damage

lyric summit
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every job has a button that does a ton of damage

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it came free with your dawntrail

jolly flume
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the hatred should be for people who suck at doing dps

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not the mch

undone tide
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i kinda wanna get into mch

jolly flume
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ppl cleared that shit WIS comp w1

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total skill issue

undone tide
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but structuring the burst window seems difficult

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kinda the case with every selfish dps

jolly flume
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it kinda isn't really you just press the shit off cd

lyric summit
jolly flume
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it helps bc mch entire rotation is just

lyric summit
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it's literally there

jolly flume
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built around those tool cds

undone tide
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i thought that was only 600 pot

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!action radiant finale

jolly flume
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it's 900 i think

storm frostBOT
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**Radiant Finale** : lvl 90 Bard (110.0 second cooldown)(Instant cast time)

Increases damage dealt by self and nearby party members.
Duration: 20s
Effectiveness is determined by the number of different Coda active in the Song Gauge.
1 Coda: 2%
2 Coda: 4%
3 Coda: 6%
Additional Effect: Grants Radiant Encore Ready
Duration: 30s
Can only be executed when at least 1 coda is active.

jolly flume
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!action radiant encore

storm frostBOT
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**Radiant Encore** : lvl 100 Bard (2.5 second cooldown)(Instant cast time)

Delivers an attack to target and all enemies nearby it.
Potency is determined by the number of different Coda consumed in the Radiant Finale executed prior, dealing full damage for the first enemy, and 50% less for all remaining enemies.
1 Coda: 600
2 Coda: 700
3 Coda: 1,000
Can only be executed while under the effect of Radiant Encore Ready.

jolly flume
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ok I lied

undone tide
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oh that’s

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respectable

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i actually like bard a lot

remote gate
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1k ogcd every 120 seconds

undone tide
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the only hard pranged atm

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finale is a gcd

remote gate
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summoner

jolly flume
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bard is pretty fun yeah I just wish the skills felt like anything to press

undone tide
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finale feels good

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that’s it

remote gate
timber stratus
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heartbreak shot is sick as fuck shame you barely see the animation

lyric summit
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i like the barrage followup

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idk what its called

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something arrow

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it's all arrow

timber stratus
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this is true

jolly flume
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uhhh

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I don't even remember

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it's the green wind looking one

timber stratus
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me neither and i literally am playing bard

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the only arrow i remember name of is apex arrow

undone tide
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dancer is decently fun but only inside the 2 min window

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dancer’s 2 min window is fun asf

timber stratus
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loud incorrect buzzer

remote gate
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is the correct answer: "dancer isn't fun in general"

timber stratus
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ding ding ding

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slop job

remote gate
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playing it in any contemt is like "wow my frisbees do a bees dick of damage can't wait to spend about 25 seconds throwing them until I can tap the ground again"

undone tide
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jobs i think are fun:

  • pld
  • drk
  • gnb
  • drg
  • sam
  • rdm
  • blm
  • mch
  • brd
zealous meteor
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good jobs:

  • sch
    mental illnesses:
  • whm
  • ast
  • sge
remote gate
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remove astro from mental illness please

timber stratus
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jobs i think are fun:
bard

zealous meteor
timber stratus
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i used to think monk was fun

remote gate
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did you play another job

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or did the reworks just make it not good anymore

timber stratus
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i just dont like the reworky stuff

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my favorite was endwalker

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dawntrail is alright but not as fun to me

remote gate
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refreshing demolish wasnt even that hard

timber stratus
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no it just gave some fun double dotting in some phases

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that was cool

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i mean i guess atleast they made it so you cant fuck up monk anymore

remote gate
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still can't get over how hard square fucked up monk balancing at dt release

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literally a dps loss to use phoenix 💀

violet sedge
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how my white mage gonna look like, after the glam update

pine holly
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Shame cause I'm leveling Machnist and it is pretty fun.

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Bard is kinda eh

violet sedge
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or viktor

pale blade
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jobs I think are fun:

  • the ones I play
    jobs I think suck:
  • the ones you play
jolly flume
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well

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that's kinda natural if you think about it

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if I thought your jobs were fun I'd be playing them

zealous meteor
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naruhodo you think white mage is fun

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got it

dapper zealot
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Gotta parse gay

jolly flume
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my favorite part of that message is the confederate flag pfp

limpid edge
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is it true everything burns?

pine holly
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I was gonna say thats not a Confederate flag then I scrolled right

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Ooooof

pale blade
boreal pumice
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you cant run act ... how are you gonna know paissasquint

zealous meteor
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you're the new guy so you don't have shit to say
you're not allowed to raid with others and if we found out because one of the pug [slur]s uploaded a log you're out

zealous meteor
worn bluff
pine holly
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"We only upload 90s"

worn bluff
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please

pine holly
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Wat

zealous meteor
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im holding out hope that this isn't a real message but knowing how power trippy some people can get on the internet

dapper zealot
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Not allowed to raid with others but we expect you to get a 90 by next week

pine holly
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Oh it probably is real

jolly flume
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"we only upload 90s" so every kill if you guys didnt suck

pine holly
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Dang our gunbreaker got an 89

zealous meteor
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to be fair a group with rules like this definitely sucks

pine holly
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Guess it ain't being uploaded

dapper zealot
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Show us your gay parses chiyo

zealous meteor
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that's every parse

dapper zealot
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True

jolly flume
pine holly
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"E8 you should've had some practice first" ain't this a trial run?

dapper zealot
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Based

pine holly
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Its usually helpful to see how someone learns a fight since you're going to be doing that with them a lot

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Otherwise you're getting a dude who parses good but sucks at clearing

alpine plover
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chiyo on pranged (bottom) role

zealous meteor
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anyway IF that message was real that's more red flags than a socialist meetup

zealous meteor
jolly flume
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all tanks are bottoms

remote gate
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is a 67 parse basically a 100 parse

dapper zealot
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Yeah you just round it up

pine holly
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wait only the raid leader can use Act?

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Why

zealous meteor
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power trip

remote gate
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ego

jolly flume
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so nobody else can upload their sub-90s bro

alpine plover
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because they switch

jolly flume
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they will never recover if people find out they parsed an 85

alpine plover
remote gate
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< is proud of his gray parses because they were clears

pine holly
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"Yeah bro I parsed 95 on the first clear I'm just naturally good"

deep gale
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If I got that message I'd be logging everything instantly just to upload it all whenever I got caught with act open

pine holly
deep gale
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actually I'd leave but being petty is funnier

pine holly
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My original parses in the first tier were and still are kinda bad

zealous meteor
pine holly
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I didn't get above a 24 on Wicked Thunder for instance

remote gate
jolly flume
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the last time I grayed was because people can't tab target and I had to go explode myself to morn afah

alpine plover
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i dont think anyone cares about parses in prog

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asking for 90 in prog is literal brain damage frankly

dapper zealot
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I was curious about my ex3 farms so I looked myself up and I got like 2 greens. Good enough for me

deep gale
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i have more bad parses than a lot of people will ever upload as it is meant to be

pine holly
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Almost every time

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Therefore, baaaad.
M4 I have no idea though. Probably screwed up something

jolly flume
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the medians speak for themselves

zealous meteor
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i think my highest parse is a 50 in seiryu unreal neofox_up_paws
(not counting dungeons because lol. lmao)

pine holly
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Oh what is my Seiryu one

alpine plover
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yea if i want a high parse i tell my cohealer to hold

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lmao

jolly flume
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I was off rank 1 by 12 dps once

zealous meteor
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the only reason dungeons show up is because i'm too fuckin lazy to turn the uploader off

alpine plover
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or like, everyone

jolly flume
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we killed too fast

dapper zealot
jolly flume
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lost the tail end of my 2s

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grrrrr

deep gale
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skill issue tbh sorry

alpine plover
pine holly
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I didn't do the first two cause I didn't care

alpine plover
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yea parsing is a theory

dapper zealot
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Hold hands that is

alpine plover
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!!

zealous meteor
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two cats holding paws...

pine holly
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Don't look at my dsr parse its gross

dapper zealot
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Two cats sitting in a hot tub

zealous meteor
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whoa whoa whoa

jolly flume
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I kick people with shit parses from c41s because I dont trust them to do enough damage to compensate for clearee mistakes

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but thats abt it

pine holly
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When cats pick each other its cute but when I do it its "not work appropriate"

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I only get antsy if the dps stops us from clearing

pine holly
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M5 I had a few groups where we had no deaths but still enraged and I am going "HOW"

jolly flume
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it's never about if you can clear, almost any amount of garbage play still clears, it's about the leeway you have for people fucking up

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and I kind of have zero patience for people trolling c41s

remote gate
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random question but how is sqaure gonna verify if ppl have ultimate clears when they look to hire testers for the ultimate

pine holly
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Hence, the clearing potential.

remote gate
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achievements?

jolly flume
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people with awful parses tend to also be awful mechanically anyways

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ngl

pine holly
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Probably look at achievements

pine holly
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Even when my parses were bad I felt like I was good with mechanics

remote gate
jolly flume
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iunno I don't know how you play

pine holly
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I'm gifted, trust. No need to verify

jolly flume
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but just looking at it from a logical perspective if someone is too mentally overloaded to keep up a good rotation that's usually also an indicator that the mechanics are still not automatic for them

timber stratus
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Im held back by my team

deep gale
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you can trust me bro i know my logs are hidden but I'm a top tier player man pf just holds me back

timber stratus
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i havent had act installed for all of dt cuz i legit dgaf about the numbers

jolly flume
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99% of the people who complain about pf are equally as bad or barely better than pf

quick verge
robust shoal
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I find the "great with mechanics but bad with buttons" players don't really exist

quick verge
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in any way

jolly flume
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the problem is that everyone thinks they're the 1%

dreamy whale
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Dancin hey chat how come when I’m in Army’s Paeon I can’t use heartbreak shot fast enough

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That shit comes up like instantly

jolly flume
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it has a chance to reset half the cd of hbs every song ticks

timber stratus
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armys doesnt make ur heartbreak shot come faster thats mages

robust shoal
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If you're getting greens it's because you don't know the fight well enough to be hitting the right buttons at the same time

jolly flume
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you just spam that shit

remote gate
timber stratus
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and in mages i just kinda send heartbreak shots all the time

dreamy whale
timber stratus
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u get so many procs for that in mages

deep gale
zealous meteor
deep gale
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(idk how bard works)

pine holly
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I just remembered when I was doing m6 and my cotank was a dark knight who never used tbn

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Or any mit

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At all

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Every tank buster was a coin flip

timber stratus
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was he by any chance near bis

pine holly
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No this was week 1

remote gate
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what would you rather have, average level player that can do mechanics fine and does their rotation okay besides drifting their ogcds or a parser

timber stratus
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former

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but thats also not average

robust shoal
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depends what kind of parser

pine holly
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I tried to nice and hint "hey so uh, hit the mits please"

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Didn't work

jolly flume
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parsers are not automatically greed monkeys who constantly wipe for a gcd

dapper zealot
remote gate
jolly flume
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I really don't know where that perception comes from

remote gate
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dude that greeds ordained stillness

jolly flume
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especially when most people who spew that don't raid or prog seriously

odd beacon
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Pay millions for week 1/2 full raid gear as healer

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???

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Print historicals

deep gale
robust shoal
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The insanely good at parsing but bad at mechs guy is also (mostly) mythical

jolly flume
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it's like people see 99s on your logs and automatically assume you are the worst progger on the planet

timber stratus
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i only would not want a parser because the only people ive met who go out of their way to parse have been pretty bad humans and also really obnoxious to be around

jolly flume
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just because you can push buttons

robust shoal
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I had a guy in a top reprog group that had banger medians but caused the majority of wipes by himself and like just reacted to his partner in party synergy

limpid edge
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comes from bad PF experiences and assume all of em are parsers

hazy tangle
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Idek about parse, but if I see another danged melee get a DD in M7S I will get an aneurysm

odd beacon
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bad greedy mfs who is hardstuck purple getting called a parser 🤮

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Theyre just greedy

quick verge
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hardstuck purple

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we just call that a The Balance™ user

robust shoal
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There's a breed of straight pink absolute specimens but hardstuck low orange parsers are usually the most dangerous

deep gale
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crazy line

timber stratus
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parser doesnt mean they are good it just means they spend a lot of time doing kills only to parse better

odd beacon
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gen chat in Balance don't even do savage

quick verge
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true mb

timber stratus
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it says nothing about how good they are at it

odd beacon
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Crazy given the server

remote gate
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smn lounge my beloved

wicked delta
jolly flume
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I only use the balance for bis and femra art

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scholar lounge is my eye bleach channel

odd beacon
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balance gen chat is like people who dont even do highend wanking each other to feel good about themselves

deep gale
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the balance is for me to run my anti-piety propaganda

robust shoal
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If you ever get a healer with oranges on the other three fights and a purple in the one you're doing, RUN

odd beacon
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the job channels are okay tho

timber stratus
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warrior channel is based

wicked delta
timber stratus
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Just cat pics

wicked delta
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I don’t even know why I have this screenshotted

remote gate
jolly flume
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yes

quick verge
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wait chiyo

quick verge
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they named an augment in league after fru

wicked delta
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Maybe the class wants to see too…..

remote gate
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not in this chat because biscuit will kill me

odd beacon
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Theres a guy on Ele who paid like 100mil for week 2 full healer raid gear

quick verge
odd beacon
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just to get historicals

quick verge
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kappachungus

odd beacon
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theyre not even that good

timber stratus
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next raid tier is gonna give us some juicy art i think

wicked delta
limpid edge
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i'd do that too so i dont deal with PF loot RNG for 2 months

odd beacon
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oh its not the gil throwing its the stupid fucking historical mentality

jolly flume
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caring that much about historicals is kinda sad

alpine plover
deep gale
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i would simply get lucky with gear drops

remote gate
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can't believe that I forgot that I used to share art with fork in exchange for them being unhinged in this channel

odd beacon
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Just to get 99s on your front page thats actually a green today%

timber stratus
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i remember when i got my random ass r1 in m5s and balance people were looking into my log of what i did

quick verge
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if you want giga historicals

timber stratus
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cuz they thought i optimized or something

quick verge
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run 8x splits

jolly flume
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just win your weapon week 1 lol

timber stratus
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and then they see 98% uptime and 4 shield throws

deep gale
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balance members when you just crit

timber stratus
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my crit was ok i legit just got a perfect killtime on accident

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people were so mad about it

remote gate
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i remember being in a vc with some boomer player and he was crashing out about his logs showing that the garuda egi attacked him

robust shoal
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I messed up one of my FoF windows in my m4s r1 crying

quick verge
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if you want a 100

robust shoal
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And threw 5 unmends in my other m4s r1 KEKW

remote gate
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amateur 💅

quick verge
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just do some new fuckshit rotation

deep gale
odd beacon
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When did 7.2 savage start again?

jolly flume
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r1 being a discreetly bad log is funny af because people start copying it

quick verge
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and you'll crit out the ass

odd beacon
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Late May right

jolly flume
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I remember gnb r1 for a while in 7.1 fru was like

odd beacon
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Sorry March

jolly flume
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pretty fucked up

timber stratus
jolly flume
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but he just crit 80% of his double downs

remote gate
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was 7.1 when DD was changed

quick verge
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cruiserweight was like 1st week of april right

jolly flume
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yea

quick verge
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or like the last 2 days of march

wicked delta
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I distinctly remember seeing a rank 1 paladin use shield bash multiple times

limpid edge
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has it really been 8 months

jolly flume
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we cleared april 7th or something I think

deep gale
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idk I unsubbed and forgot everything about this game

robust shoal
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I had a e10s R1 where I had 45% souleater crit and 50% edge crit

jolly flume
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so it was like literally start of april

odd beacon
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Anyway

quick verge
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ass kt

odd beacon
jolly flume
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9:52

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g_g

odd beacon
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Thats full raid gear sge

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Week 2

quick verge
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we're sending you back in time cuh

remote gate
odd beacon
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l o l

quick verge
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you gotta fix that historical

odd beacon
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Thats not mine

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Its the guy i was talking abt

quick verge
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oh

odd beacon
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100mil for that

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thats m5

quick verge
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LOL

alpine plover
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WAT

remote gate
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wait thats m5???

jolly flume
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this guy could never be lapin gino

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weak

odd beacon
quick verge
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lapin gino would get a 100 with ex weapon

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week 10

alpine plover
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rank 102 still

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😭

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but well, medians being 99

jolly flume
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99ing on an adps healer

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lol

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step 1: press 1

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step 2: wipe the party if you have to gcd heal

odd beacon
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Ya well when most of it is like first 4 weeks on a pimped out healer its easy af to print high medians

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He got that r102 week 4

jolly flume
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it's easy af to print high medians on jobs without buffs if you know what you're doing in general

odd beacon
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i know i mean you have no competition

jolly flume
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healers especially

deep gale
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every time i play whm and see my parses i wonder why I ever try at anything shits so free

jolly flume
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my friend was like 98.2 med on whm in lhw and he doesn't even try to parse

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whms just suck

quick verge
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on what job

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?

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we don’t like white around here

deep gale
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w*m

jolly flume
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walked into the wrong hood with that job stone on

odd beacon
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craziest mod message

quick verge
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what

loud nymph
jolly flume
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that ain't the craziest thing he's said

quick verge
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we hate white mages

odd beacon
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then again its bisky

jolly flume
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believe me

deep gale
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whm is inferior becuase there's no whm card calulator (factual)

jolly flume
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whm is inferior because [you have exceeded the message limit by 3027347 characters]

wicked delta
dreamy whale
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What level msq do endwalker poetics drop off

jolly flume
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job is ass and players are ass-er

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95

deep gale
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they get outpaced by dungeon gear at 95

remote gate
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reposting this banger

loud nymph
dreamy whale
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Ogey ty

odd beacon
limpid edge
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dam you get made fun of for low and high parses, what parse is ideal for being not getting any negative attention? Purples?

odd beacon
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its barely an upgrade tho

deep gale
deep gale
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The only way to win is to not speak of your parses

alpine plover
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Just stick with poetics till dt

jolly flume
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blue is solid mediocrity

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nobody cares about you

timber stratus
#

just like real life

loud nymph
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I love mediocrity

odd beacon
limpid edge
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they'll call you blue andy

jolly flume
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there is only single digit gray andy and green andy

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blue is like ok whatever you get a pass

limpid edge
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blue def get called andies

timber stratus
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blue barry

limpid edge
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even tho it's middle of the pack

jolly flume
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purple is you're trying to be good at the game but you still suck too bad to orange and then orange+ is go outside nerd

dreamy whale
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Do we fw the portrait

alpine plover
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Hii i am blue and yes i suck

wicked delta
#

Alphinaud

dreamy whale
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Erm

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That’s alisaie hair

jolly flume
#

honestly idc as long as they're not single digit gray andies

dreamy whale
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Fake fan

jolly flume
#

bc those people are almost invariably terrorists

odd beacon
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mid background

wicked delta
#

I dont give a fuck about those French twins

timber stratus
#

now draw her bald

odd beacon
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Also nonexistent lighting

wicked delta
loud nymph
wicked delta
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You are the cutest healer!!!!

dreamy whale
alpine plover
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I parse gray when i get the clear

dreamy whale
#

The only attractive femroe is Merlwyb

alpine plover
dreamy whale
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And she’s fuckin dead

jolly flume
#

blue is a cool color though it's ok

loud nymph
#

no she isn't

odd beacon
#

wrong femroe?!

dreamy whale
zealous meteor
dreamy whale
#

Wait am i wrong femroe

wicked delta
#

Yes

wicked delta
#

Shes alive bruh

loud nymph
#

Merlwyb

jolly flume
dreamy whale
#

Oh ty

jolly flume
#

that guy was right all along

loud nymph
#

you're thinking of || moenbryda ||

dreamy whale
#

Only attractive femroe is moenbryda yes

deep gale
amber fable
#

Most roe appearing in msq die anyway

limpid edge
#

what does the least sus log history look like? a nice rainbow but mostly purples?

jolly flume
#

idc about logs

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be consistent purple and who cares how much higher you go

deep gale
#

damage is overrated show me you can MIT

timber stratus
#

when i recruit for statics i send them a iq test and a captcha

odd beacon
#

Speaking of static my work schedule is fucked on week 1 of savage

jolly flume
#

i'd fail the iq test

odd beacon
#

i am thrown into pf wolves

dreamy whale
#

Was progging A3S a few months ago w my static

jolly flume
#

my iq test came back negative in fact

odd beacon
#

legitimately havent pure pf'd a tier since promise

jolly flume
#

I do not have an iq

timber stratus
#

well yeah uve played w*m

jolly flume
#

yep

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that'll do it

alpine plover
#

Dont u have pink everywhere chiyo

deep gale
#

join me in my class action lawsuit against square enix for exposing MILLIONS of people to the dangerous mental hazard of w***e mage

jolly flume
#

I pink on the two jobs I'm actually good at and I rainbow everything else that I play for fun

dreamy whale
#

“Make sure you have leg graze bound for this fight moomoo”

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Fast forward 2 weeks

wicked delta
#

All Chiyo knows is to scholar and meow

dreamy whale
#

“Moomoo use leg graze”

jolly flume
#

i can bark too

odd beacon
#

reminds me of how i rank 2'd rdm first timing it lol

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Crit rng goes crazy

wicked delta
#

Please don’t bark.

dreamy whale
#

“I don’t have it bound”

timber stratus
#

im gonna unbind battle voice until someone mentions it

jolly flume
#

i'd notice immediately

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bc every time someone presses it I say raaaaahhh

timber stratus
#

RAHHHHHHH

jolly flume
#

gotta rp it

alpine plover
#

It's VERY noticeable

timber stratus
#

yeah legit the only 2 min buff i can audibly hear

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its aura

alpine plover
#

That and tech

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Imo

dreamy whale
jolly flume
#

I hear bv, tech, litany, chain, div

loud nymph
#

Tech has the propogate sfx which is loud af

odd beacon
#

Me when I hear bv but not radiant

jolly flume
#

idk what else

odd beacon
wicked delta
#

When I first started leveling reaper I yelled out “ARCANE CIRCLE” every single time I used it

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In vc

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I was told to shut the fuck up multiple times

timber stratus
jolly flume
#

I have no idea what brotherhood or arcane sound like

wicked delta
#

I did not

odd beacon
#

hearing bv without finale and vice versa feels so wrong

jolly flume
#

or mug

wicked delta
#

Mug barely has a sound