#endgame-lounge
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wow
I sippeed a fanta once and it made me almost quit until I fanta'd back
is that m7s in bottom left o_o
What is it like in JP
d1 d2 d3 d4
yea
but guys we have so much to show so we cant show trial sorry :(
it's m3s isn't it
And this is ex5 I think
Oh they don’t clarify the roles?
M7S
Huh
Its m7 debris deathmatch
That being said while I dont think it would be that big of a deal I dont hate the idea of changing it to a more generic "ornament" tag which is just a small thing every race wears slightly differntly
In p3
oh its the one at the end, thought its the first vines on p1
Rev Reign
Revo reign
oh I guess it could be part of DD, yeah
yea rev reign
It is, you have the tethers
i didnt read the messages after mb its contagious
yeah, I didn't clock that the green lines were tethers, I thought they were like arrows indicating a movement direction
like in description?
I believe so yes
I think you can just link it in party chat
And they're showing right now that you can share a plan with everyone in your party
Ye
i dont suppose this thing supports animation?
Doesn't look like it
real time editing is cool but its still far behind just screen sharing a vod and using a whiteboard tool i guess
This is a more console friendly solution though
YoshiP keeps saying something that sounds like sucksuck
well yeah but this isn't a feature for groups that are already doing that haha, this is for PF
yea 40 mins of this sucksuck
I was gonna say I assumee this is content mostly for PF
yeye i know
its a plus for pf
but then again idk what use will RTE be for pf
i guess blind pfs
I hope they add autotranslate chat messages for this
but can you compile them into a list and link them in pf description?
or its just something that wont be used past week 1
After someone causes a stupid wipe, say
Please consult the strategy board. 
strategy board?
I seem to have misplaced my strategy board. 
I mean even just popping up a reminder where peoples pairs/stacks are is handy in and of itself
tune into pll, theyre still talkin bout it
oh there we go
Or even just
strategy board
Please use it. 
huh wait
I feel called out
Strategy Board
Can you do it for me? 
You can keep 50 yourself but only 20 shared ones
Oops! 
Um... 
i kinda wanna agree with that
please check your emails for the raid plan
Wait that's not just an identifier
It’s just text
It lets you save the plan even after it's deleted. It's encoding the entire plan in one string
imagine sending someone a mail with the raid planner lol
I think mail in this case literally means email
Please review the following attachment
Meaning, even if you can only have up to 50 plans saved in-game, you can keep as many as you want saved in a .txt file or something
just keep a text document with all your raid plan codes
unless thats what you meant mb
"what raid plan bro"
"check ur email"
"what"
you know whats funny
i know. still funny. imagine using someone's work email for that
there gonna be a 3rd party site for the feature thats supposed to replace 3rd party sites
CC the entire office

you mean a plogon for importing/exporting strategy boards?
a site for everyone to upload their raid plan codes
or just integrating raidplan with it
oh reverse engineering the identifier code to import it on a website would be funny
What if raidplan lets you convert a raidplan into a strategy board code
yea basically that. if they can make them compatible
id bet people will get to work on that
a plogon that can open raidplan links ingame and show them as strategy board?
and board links in wtfdig
surely they show mounts n minions right
…
Not this time no
Criterion is ded
ok but where emotes
are they wrappin up?
Ye
New hair?
after 1 hr of damn raid planning
Didn’t show anything for criterion rewards it is so fucked
LOL
we're getting a single one in the whole expansion it kinda doesn't even matter at this point
most new content has reward issues
they couldve woven it into the gear treadmill drop weekly augments or whatever scraps
but not if we get a single one in 2 years lmao
Nah DT has been much better with ew about that
its gonna be like three mounts and a title and probably gearset cause who care about rewards from niche content
I just wanted a weekly log for clearing or something smh
now and always
SO will ult clearing mch apply and tell SE let me tell u how to fix mch?
Worth noting
bro what
man what a great time to look at this channel
125 of 200 isn’t great comparatively to the other game devs
Being lower than Konami and Sony is oof
yea
im omw
i cant believe we're getting rage and beartooth for raid music.
So uh, what's considered "blind prog" in week 1 context? Is that refusing to look at strats posted by others?
Yes
I learn by doing and not watching? Iirc that type
and in most cases you give up after half an hour because you are weak minded and willed
such is pf
Im Japanese now
just solo prog it 
So if theres a listing for "M9-12S Blind Prog Static" but then "Have time outside of raid to look at strats" in requirement
i hate blind prog not gonna lie 
Then a guide comes out and
Pf
Wait, i thought its this strat, not that strat
I’ll be responsible for the next ultimate
Unless it implies going over your own data
its not like youre solo solving a puzzle its always gonna be 7 other bozos trying to come up with their own theories
it's probably going over the strats they're making
Yea personally I'm not a fan of self handicapping, just wondering what they meant by that
"hmmm i wonder what quadruple (thing) means"
im gonna kill you
blind prog is fun when there's no stakes I guess but I do not have the time to blind prog w1
thats also why i feel like pto for day1 is stupid if you're not racing
and even the racers usually aren't fully blind they got ppl stealing strats and info from other groups
Its fun in the first hours when you have no choice 😄
day 2-4 pto you have vods and raidplans to prep
The legendary ninth man
forget 9 we got 10 and 11 too
the ex looks poggers
ex6 is on 7.4 patch day, right?
finally something interesting over wall boss on square
might be for reviewing what other ppl cook up? but kinda odd to phrase it like that
so youre gona have ppl rushing crafted gear for it?
you won't need crafted for it
the dps check is nonexistent
ofc not but might as well?
Only savage has the three week delay. EX and Normal raids are day one.
I mean sure I guess if you want to
as in, it will drive the market
crafted gear for the 🅱️arse
since savage is 2w+ away
crafted gear in zelenia basically just let us skip b6 with like 3 deaths lol
it will not drive the market cause the demand will be five rich ppl
average joe doesnt buy crafted for day1 ex
shoutout to zeromus ex where I lost r1 to not farming my tome pants before raid
Raid gear also exists
yeah ppl prob won't buy crafted until balance bis lists are out
I leave 2 days after the patch drops for Christmas but I might get a new laptop and put 14 on it
surely any crafter can make their own sets without too much trouble?
which ties crafted for ilvl spot
you have 3 weeks to get crafted
and theres significantly more than 5 ppl with leveled up crafters
Ain't no fucking way
But that means when the patch drops i gotta speedrun the extreme and raid
holy shit raiders can become employed!
or the static will have that one omni crafter main who will yea
how much does it even cost day 1?
if the limiting factor is tome mats i assume
like 1-2 mil a piece
yeah it's freaky expensive
but crafting yourself is like 100k a piece?
Would have been in the early 90s tbf
I need to decide if I'm gearing up both alts or just one
crafting yourself is free
well, the mats cost something
I don't rly want to buy 4 sets of crafted 
For me idk what to do
since we're not doing splits I might use my alt for another job
Prog BiS will be raid+crafted
I'm not sure that would have been much better
sure but you can gather them
maybe I get tonk gear
and then eventually crafted in .5
If I go hard on 🅱️arsing I'll divide it between chars at least a little
They showed ex6 weapon?
Wicked Thunder can have a gun, as a treat
surely XI materia wont go up too much, with everyone sitting on thousands of clusters?
Pretty sure not
I hope this tier is engaging enough to make me want to get some numbers again lol
not the tome mats, which make up most of the price
u get male viera boss
Yeah if you wanna make bank on materia you do so for the first two tiers
By the third tier supply is too plentiful
yea im more wondering if overmelding more than one set would be a bad idea
watch as devs put only materia as reward from criterion
average x.3 patch for crafters
I usually just prebuy like 400 of each 11 and then whatever I have left after my first set I just dump into my alt
usually ends in me having pentas (suboptimal ones but who cares) for splits
if theyre like 5k a pop its still only 2.5m for a full set?
yeah it's not really that expensive now
also food and pot prices prob gonna crater by the time savage hits
do we even get new pots idr
food at least
New food + pots ye
Mb guess I should have started playing earlier
i just tried to glance over LL quickly cuz i missed, did they really spend like 14 hours in variant
probably took them a while to figure out the secret boss route 
i wonder which npc is gonna accompany us in the dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9We7dIGfo AAC Heavyweight (Savage)
Guitar Batlle Vs. Tom Morello By Tom Morello
Difficulty: Expert
Copyright infringement is not intended in this video or this channel
Dentro de Muy Pronto voy a hacer un Tutorial de c...
his boss fight was the easiest, surely it can't be that hard in FF14
Then he shoves a guitar pick into the pickup selector and now his guitar sounds like a turntable scratching records
i’m hyped brah this raid tier is gonna go hard
EVERYTHING BURNS
Ingame raidplanner looks cool
hopefully no more second monitor memes
Job specific shit is neat
Me when I have to cover boss with raidplan
the mod abuse will continue until morale improves
Says the lala
crimes are only good if they're done by a lala!!!!
was doom train shown on stream
was doom train goofy as hell or a "serious" tone fight
they didn't actually show the trial itself
just a short bit in the trailer
appears to be presented seriously despite the face
in essence || you are riding a train through heritage found when it ambushes you ||
The vengeful spirit of the bomb train
damn I was hoping it'd be absurd as hell and the fight would be silly
At least its up and down mechanics again
Hopefully we get Greg back for a trial in 7.5
it's a train that grows trogdor arms, it's pretty silly
holy shit chat
Greg gets access some Arcadion monster souls
TROGDOR!!!!!!!
i want a greg fight so bad
imagine if square locked this next ultimate behind m12s clear and behind hildabrand quests
we literally have a GIANT FUCKING BRIDGE
its PERFECT FOR HIM
like there's no way we don't fight greg on that bridge eventually right
if not 7.x then 8.x
Battle on the Big Bridge but you have to travel the entire length of it
hildi ultimate would get me to do ultimates
Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
greg, ultros, greg summoning primal enkidu into his body like shiva
zombibrand, forgiven gentleman
asura somewhere (ew)
yojimbo
Enrage would be Godbert suplexing us
We have no chance against him
julyan teams up with us against him
Wait, we don't technically beat him but he runs out of manderville oil and gets tired
You're going to LOVE the crafted gear bro
Raid gear is 50/50 pretty good and ass
oh fuck i saw it
Oh boy
Uh show me the heavyweight gear
Pwease
Ooh
The viper swords are so fucking ass
wdym you don't like tuning forks /s
lhw being best looking raid gear this expac
Why is bro chopped
wasnt expecting that
So uh is this dude supposed to be a behemoth or something
Looks like it
Because that’s the only way I can justify that hairdo
no thats rajang
So ass
He has a Behemoth tail so yes
chopped unc
Did these guys absorb primals or is there some connection I’m missing
They just gay
Yeah gay people can just do that
drake soul
Yeah thats just homosexual powers
its giving levi/ifrit but its probably some lame shit like sahagin+amaljaa
I heard some say sahagin and amaljaa
dmc3 agni rudra type shi
Oooogh i need to see that type of yaoi
The only fight type I wanted left was a tag team so this makes me very happy
What were the other types
Id let them tag team me fr fr
er what the scallop
with that haircut
shame its not dual boss
it probably is later
Do I need to put it differently
She’s experiencing period cramps (unreal)
It might be in savage
would be cool if both were active full time
THEY CAN’T DO THIS TO ME THEY JUST CAN’T
Gay fusion
Be more descript
raktapaksha
deep blue and hot red or whatever
Swapping elements with my BF
is it gona be like 2 targets for a big portion of the fight? doesnt that throw some jobs balance out the window
I swear half the Europeans here have 3 letter names
ever heard of m6s
So they’re The Extremes, huh?
yes and it did that. and it was uh.. 2 minutes out of 10?
and this has been 0 so far in the one pull we've seen
so its 2 target only in your head
hello
if both jump at once
I feel like succubus girl’s pointy wheel thingies are gonna be the ultimate “fuck you” to visual clarity for me
You’re not real
wanna come and say that to my face.
The name of their duo, bud
i'll dm you my address
if i had gotten my name changed already i'd send a photo of my EU passport /s
Tobi is just tob
This is gonna hurt my eyes i swear
im too lazy to find another potato processing implement so you can imagine one
So the Pilgrim’s Traverse is basically just us against a bunch of divas huh
WOW
you're too scared huh. scared little baby
Did they announce that? Didnt see
Your radioactive aura might kill me so yeah
what do you mean radioactive 
am i that bad...
is she supposed to be a succubus or something
-# no seriously did i do something wrong
I keep telling myself to learn melee DPS but there’s always something in savage that scares me into not doing it 😭
sounds about right
same im flex dps this tier
the demonic design screams succubus in every way
probably blom
savage tuning will be according to gear atleast
but i could melee...
Play WHM
she told my baby we'd danced till three then she look at me
then showed a photo of a baby crying his eyes were just like mine
can you just call me a slur
Imagine dragons
ok white mage
White.
Mage.
Player.
You know why
Natural white mage reflex
Is chiyo into this
i think he might be

hey i don't kinkshame
Humiliation kink
baba among us
????
It’s m12 yea
everyone think it's gonna be the director
or el presidente
song choice makes me think it's gonna be brute bomber 3.0
well m9 is 2 people
m10 will be felezen
m11 can be melezen
if they wanna subvert
m10 is the fire and water
they went into the instance on stream
it was the second floor
so m9 will be felezen
m12 is wicked thunder remix
doped up wicked
you can see the vat is in the same statue+candle arena as where catboy and honeybee slash at something
they can also do the shit where president is dead already
and is an endless
and you talk no jutsu him
or he hijacks a body
M12 is the the President using the Arcadion itself as a soul so we can fight the arena
As is tradition, gotta fight the raid name
(This is a joke)
had an interesting necron clear last night
mch is busy polishing his revolver
I do that too
that's how much mch was supposed to do amirite?
Wait nvm
he's just role playin
M6 gave me an irrational hatred of machinists
but full metal field does a ton of damage
bard
i kinda wanna get into mch
but structuring the burst window seems difficult
kinda the case with every selfish dps
it kinda isn't really you just press the shit off cd
yeah what's that finale followup on the 2min
it helps bc mch entire rotation is just
it's literally there
built around those tool cds
it's 900 i think
Increases damage dealt by self and nearby party members.
Duration: 20s
Effectiveness is determined by the number of different Coda active in the Song Gauge.
1 Coda: 2%
2 Coda: 4%
3 Coda: 6%
Additional Effect: Grants Radiant Encore Ready
Duration: 30s
Can only be executed when at least 1 coda is active.
!action radiant encore
Delivers an attack to target and all enemies nearby it.
Potency is determined by the number of different Coda consumed in the Radiant Finale executed prior, dealing full damage for the first enemy, and 50% less for all remaining enemies.
1 Coda: 600
2 Coda: 700
3 Coda: 1,000
Can only be executed while under the effect of Radiant Encore Ready.
ok I lied
1k ogcd every 120 seconds
summoner
bard is pretty fun yeah I just wish the skills felt like anything to press
oh fuck even better
heartbreak shot is sick as fuck shame you barely see the animation
this is true
me neither and i literally am playing bard
the only arrow i remember name of is apex arrow
dancer is decently fun but only inside the 2 min window
dancer’s 2 min window is fun asf
loud incorrect buzzer
is the correct answer: "dancer isn't fun in general"
playing it in any contemt is like "wow my frisbees do a bees dick of damage can't wait to spend about 25 seconds throwing them until I can tap the ground again"
jobs i think are fun:
- pld
- drk
- gnb
- drg
- sam
- rdm
- blm
- mch
- brd
good jobs:
- sch
mental illnesses: - whm
- ast
- sge
remove astro from mental illness please
jobs i think are fun:
bard
no 
i just dont like the reworky stuff
my favorite was endwalker
dawntrail is alright but not as fun to me
refreshing demolish wasnt even that hard
no it just gave some fun double dotting in some phases
that was cool
i mean i guess atleast they made it so you cant fuck up monk anymore
still can't get over how hard square fucked up monk balancing at dt release
literally a dps loss to use phoenix 💀
how my white mage gonna look like, after the glam update
you are practically dr doom
or viktor
jobs I think are fun:
- the ones I play
jobs I think suck: - the ones you play
well
that's kinda natural if you think about it
if I thought your jobs were fun I'd be playing them
my favorite part of that message is the confederate flag pfp
is it true everything burns?
I bet they lasted as long as the Confederacy
you cant run act ... how are you gonna know 
you're the new guy so you don't have shit to say
you're not allowed to raid with others and if we found out because one of the pug [slur]s uploaded a log you're out
we will request unannounced screen sharing checks
this is the best case scenario
"We only upload 90s"
please
Wat
im holding out hope that this isn't a real message but knowing how power trippy some people can get on the internet

Not allowed to raid with others but we expect you to get a 90 by next week
Oh it probably is real
Dang our gunbreaker got an 89
to be fair a group with rules like this definitely sucks
Guess it ain't being uploaded
Show us your gay parses chiyo
that's every parse
True
"E8 you should've had some practice first" ain't this a trial run?
Based
Its usually helpful to see how someone learns a fight since you're going to be doing that with them a lot
Otherwise you're getting a dude who parses good but sucks at clearing
chiyo on pranged (bottom) role
anyway IF that message was real that's more red flags than a socialist meetup
i thought off tanks were bottoms
all tanks are bottoms
is a 67 parse basically a 100 parse
Yeah you just round it up
power trip
ego
so nobody else can upload their sub-90s bro
tanks are switches
because they switch
they will never recover if people find out they parsed an 85

< is proud of his gray parses because they were clears
"Yeah bro I parsed 95 on the first clear I'm just naturally good"
If I got that message I'd be logging everything instantly just to upload it all whenever I got caught with act open
Same, also cause I can see clear improvement
actually I'd leave but being petty is funnier
My original parses in the first tier were and still are kinda bad
you wouldn't join a group like this anyway because they prey on people who are desperate to be included
I didn't get above a 24 on Wicked Thunder for instance
simply log their training dummy fights and laugh at their mistakes
the last time I grayed was because people can't tab target and I had to go explode myself to morn afah
i dont think anyone cares about parses in prog
asking for 90 in prog is literal brain damage frankly
I was curious about my ex3 farms so I looked myself up and I got like 2 greens. Good enough for me
i have more bad parses than a lot of people will ever upload as it is meant to be
My parses for m3 and m7 all had me get murdered by someone during the clear pulls
Almost every time
Therefore, baaaad.
M4 I have no idea though. Probably screwed up something
the medians speak for themselves
i think my highest parse is a 50 in seiryu unreal 
(not counting dungeons because lol. lmao)
Oh what is my Seiryu one
I was off rank 1 by 12 dps once
the only reason dungeons show up is because i'm too fuckin lazy to turn the uploader off
or like, everyone
we killed too fast
I'll hold for you
skill issue tbh sorry

I didn't do the first two cause I didn't care
yea parsing is a theory
Hold hands that is
!!
two cats holding paws...
Don't look at my dsr parse its gross
Two cats sitting in a hot tub
I kick people with shit parses from c41s because I dont trust them to do enough damage to compensate for clearee mistakes
but thats abt it
When cats pick each other its cute but when I do it its "not work appropriate"
I only get antsy if the dps stops us from clearing
get a better employer
M5 I had a few groups where we had no deaths but still enraged and I am going "HOW"
it's never about if you can clear, almost any amount of garbage play still clears, it's about the leeway you have for people fucking up
and I kind of have zero patience for people trolling c41s
random question but how is sqaure gonna verify if ppl have ultimate clears when they look to hire testers for the ultimate
Hence, the clearing potential.
achievements?
Probably look at achievements
Heeeeeeeyyyyy
Even when my parses were bad I felt like I was good with mechanics
at least I can dolls unlike these fuckass randoms in pf
iunno I don't know how you play
I'm gifted, trust. No need to verify
but just looking at it from a logical perspective if someone is too mentally overloaded to keep up a good rotation that's usually also an indicator that the mechanics are still not automatic for them
Im held back by my team
you can trust me bro i know my logs are hidden but I'm a top tier player man pf just holds me back

i havent had act installed for all of dt cuz i legit dgaf about the numbers
99% of the people who complain about pf are equally as bad or barely better than pf
just play the same job for like 10 years so you dont have to think about your rotation
I find the "great with mechanics but bad with buttons" players don't really exist
in any way
the problem is that everyone thinks they're the 1%
hey chat how come when I’m in Army’s Paeon I can’t use heartbreak shot fast enough
That shit comes up like instantly
it has a chance to reset half the cd of hbs every song ticks
armys doesnt make ur heartbreak shot come faster thats mages
If you're getting greens it's because you don't know the fight well enough to be hitting the right buttons at the same time
you just spam that shit
insane take that will leave a lasting impact on the server
yeah this
and in mages i just kinda send heartbreak shots all the time
Ohg ok
u get so many procs for that in mages
you must open your third eye and know when the proc will hit. mashing is for losers I simply know
oh i'm well aware that i'm worse than the average pf player
i just love practicing my hobby of projectile minerology from my glass house
(idk how bard works)
At least in my case it was from being new. It fixed itself fairly quickly. If you were a frequent raider who still couldn't hit buttons I would be concerned
I just remembered when I was doing m6 and my cotank was a dark knight who never used tbn
Or any mit
At all
Every tank buster was a coin flip
was he by any chance near bis
No this was week 1
what would you rather have, average level player that can do mechanics fine and does their rotation okay besides drifting their ogcds or a parser
depends what kind of parser
parsers are not automatically greed monkeys who constantly wipe for a gcd
A gay parser
sweaty dude that greeds hard as hell
I really don't know where that perception comes from
dude that greeds ordained stillness
especially when most people who spew that don't raid or prog seriously
people not good enough to parse who grief parties greeding ig
The insanely good at parsing but bad at mechs guy is also (mostly) mythical
it's like people see 99s on your logs and automatically assume you are the worst progger on the planet
i only would not want a parser because the only people ive met who go out of their way to parse have been pretty bad humans and also really obnoxious to be around
just because you can push buttons
I had a guy in a top reprog group that had banger medians but caused the majority of wipes by himself and like just reacted to his partner in party synergy
comes from bad PF experiences and assume all of em are parsers
Idek about parse, but if I see another danged melee get a DD in M7S I will get an aneurysm
There's a breed of straight pink absolute specimens but hardstuck low orange parsers are usually the most dangerous
crazy line
parser doesnt mean they are good it just means they spend a lot of time doing kills only to parse better
gen chat in Balance don't even do savage
true mb
it says nothing about how good they are at it
Crazy given the server
smn lounge my beloved
They’re just nerds let them be
I only use the balance for bis and femra art
scholar lounge is my eye bleach channel
balance gen chat is like people who dont even do highend wanking each other to feel good about themselves
the balance is for me to run my anti-piety propaganda
If you ever get a healer with oranges on the other three fights and a purple in the one you're doing, RUN
the job channels are okay tho
warrior channel is based
So true
Just cat pics
I don’t even know why I have this screenshotted
speaking of which I found this one piece thats borderline but also good do you want to see it
yes
wait chiyo
they named an augment in league after fru
You’re not sharing with the rest of the class?
Maybe the class wants to see too…..

not in this chat because biscuit will kill me
Theres a guy on Ele who paid like 100mil for week 2 full healer raid gear
just to get historicals
kappachungus
theyre not even that good
next raid tier is gonna give us some juicy art i think
Just do it back
when people got billions of gil sitting around, sure why not
i'd do that too so i dont deal with PF loot RNG for 2 months
oh its not the gil throwing its the stupid fucking historical mentality
caring that much about historicals is kinda sad
i would simply get lucky with gear drops
can't believe that I forgot that I used to share art with fork in exchange for them being unhinged in this channel
Just to get 99s on your front page thats actually a green today%
i remember when i got my random ass r1 in m5s and balance people were looking into my log of what i did
if you want giga historicals
cuz they thought i optimized or something
run 8x splits
just win your weapon week 1 lol
and then they see 98% uptime and 4 shield throws
balance members when you just crit
my crit was ok i legit just got a perfect killtime on accident
people were so mad about it
i remember being in a vc with some boomer player and he was crashing out about his logs showing that the garuda egi attacked him
I messed up one of my FoF windows in my m4s r1 
if you want a 100
And threw 5 unmends in my other m4s r1 
amateur 💅
just do some new fuckshit rotation
this is me btw 
When did 7.2 savage start again?
r1 being a discreetly bad log is funny af because people start copying it
and you'll crit out the ass
Late May right
I remember gnb r1 for a while in 7.1 fru was like
Sorry March
pretty fucked up
yeah i saw someone do it on twitch
but he just crit 80% of his double downs
was 7.1 when DD was changed
cruiserweight was like 1st week of april right
yea
or like the last 2 days of march
I distinctly remember seeing a rank 1 paladin use shield bash multiple times
has it really been 8 months
we cleared april 7th or something I think
idk I unsubbed and forgot everything about this game
I had a e10s R1 where I had 45% souleater crit and 50% edge crit
so it was like literally start of april
Anyway

ass kt

we're sending you back in time cuh
april because thats when I had a dude make me the crafted gear after I made him become my maid (true story)
l o l
you gotta fix that historical
oh
LOL
wait thats m5???
99ing on an adps healer
lol
step 1: press 1
step 2: wipe the party if you have to gcd heal
Ya well when most of it is like first 4 weeks on a pimped out healer its easy af to print high medians
He got that r102 week 4
it's easy af to print high medians on jobs without buffs if you know what you're doing in general
i know i mean you have no competition
healers especially
every time i play whm and see my parses i wonder why I ever try at anything shits so free
my friend was like 98.2 med on whm in lhw and he doesn't even try to parse
whms just suck
w*m
walked into the wrong hood with that job stone on
craziest mod message
what
Wow racist
that ain't the craziest thing he's said
we hate white mages
then again its bisky
believe me
whm is inferior becuase there's no whm card calulator (factual)
whm is inferior because [you have exceeded the message limit by 3027347 characters]
I know what you are
What level msq do endwalker poetics drop off
they get outpaced by dungeon gear at 95
reposting this banger
95 same as all the other expansions
Ogey ty
x5 for most expansions
dam you get made fun of for low and high parses, what parse is ideal for being not getting any negative attention? Purples?
its barely an upgrade tho
No cause then you're hardstuck purple
blue
The only way to win is to not speak of your parses
Just stick with poetics till dt
just like real life
I love mediocrity
Till 89*
they'll call you blue andy
there is only single digit gray andy and green andy
blue is like ok whatever you get a pass
blue def get called andies
blue barry
even tho it's middle of the pack
purple is you're trying to be good at the game but you still suck too bad to orange and then orange+ is go outside nerd
Do we fw the portrait
Hii i am blue and yes i suck
Alphinaud
honestly idc as long as they're not single digit gray andies
Fake fan
bc those people are almost invariably terrorists
mid background
I dont give a fuck about those French twins
now draw her bald
Also nonexistent lighting

Would look better as a femroe
You are the cutest healer!!!!

I parse gray when i get the clear
The only attractive femroe is Merlwyb
Not self exclusive
And she’s fuckin dead
blue is a cool color though it's ok

a strange game. the only winning move is not to play.
Wait am i wrong femroe
Yes
Shes alive bruh
Merlwyb
just don't upload if it's not 90+
Oh ty
that guy was right all along
you're thinking of || moenbryda ||
Only attractive femroe is moenbryda yes
they know the 7.4 lore
Most roe appearing in msq die anyway
what does the least sus log history look like? a nice rainbow but mostly purples?
damage is overrated show me you can MIT
when i recruit for statics i send them a iq test and a captcha
Speaking of static my work schedule is fucked on week 1 of savage
i'd fail the iq test
i am thrown into pf wolves
Was progging A3S a few months ago w my static
my iq test came back negative in fact
legitimately havent pure pf'd a tier since promise
I do not have an iq
well yeah uve played w*m
Dont u have pink everywhere chiyo
join me in my class action lawsuit against square enix for exposing MILLIONS of people to the dangerous mental hazard of w***e mage
I pink on the two jobs I'm actually good at and I rainbow everything else that I play for fun
All Chiyo knows is to scholar and meow
“Moomoo use leg graze”
i can bark too
Please don’t bark.
“I don’t have it bound”
im gonna unbind battle voice until someone mentions it
RAHHHHHHH
gotta rp it
It's VERY noticeable
“Hey it’s the second gcd and battle voice didn’t get put up what’s your issue”
I hear bv, tech, litany, chain, div
Tech has the propogate sfx which is loud af
Me when I hear bv but not radiant
idk what else

When I first started leveling reaper I yelled out “ARCANE CIRCLE” every single time I used it
In vc
I was told to shut the fuck up multiple times
i dont think my static would dare talk like this to me they would meow and ask for battle voice
I have no idea what brotherhood or arcane sound like
I did not
hearing bv without finale and vice versa feels so wrong
or mug
Mug barely has a sound








you think white mage is fun


