endgame-lounge

[dull drum]

i could see whms gravitating towards TEA

for afflatus

[craggy marsh]

See that's a good reason

Doing TEA bc you dont have a dogshit kit

[dull drum]

too bad vipers still shit

cant even get awaken till 90 its cooked

[craggy marsh]

I know SE doesnt care about jobs in older content

But I really wish they would

[dull drum]

back in my day

stalwart soul (drk aoe combo ender) was level 72

[craggy marsh]

Still wild that pld gap closer is level 74

Why is it that late still

[versed kayak]

I thought they fixed it

[craggy marsh]

Oh maybe

[rapid whale]

pictomancer designer absolutely does old ultimates

vpr designer doesnt play the game at all

[craggy marsh]

Its my main but I dont read when they change what level you get skills

Bc i dont play old content

[craggy marsh]

[versed kayak]

assuming thats your dash

I dont play pld

[craggy marsh]

Ya

[daring pine]

66 is still crazy

[craggy marsh]

66 is wild when the other tanks have it by 60

[daring pine]

!action Shadowstride

[storm frost]

**Shadowstride** : lvl 54 Dark Knight (30.0 second cooldown)(Instant cast time)

Rush to a targeted enemy's location.
Additional Effect: Increased enmity
Maximum Charges: 2
Cannot be executed while bound.

Powered by XIVAPI

[versed kayak]

WAR is 62

gnb 56

so clearly, gnb and drk are the superior tanks

[zealous meteor]

checks out

[daring pine]

!action Onslaught

[storm frost]

**Onslaught** : lvl 62 Warrior (30.0 second cooldown)(Instant cast time)

Rushes target and delivers an attack with a potency of 150.
Maximum Charges: 3
Cannot be executed while bound.

Powered by XIVAPI

[daring pine]

clearly

[clear plume]

I mean not sure about the work being shown but answer is correct

[trim frost]

used to be 74 btw

[visual geyser]

Lmao

Devs are geniunely insane

[worldly grotto]

Devs don’t play the game or something

[daring pine]

many such cases

[worn bluff]

it has the best looking weapons out of those 3 and more people find it fun/chill to reprog

there’s people with hundreds of TEA clears (they are not sane)

[alpine plover]

dum mount

[dreamy whale]

Hi egl

[remote gate]

question where on fflogs do we go to see logs of prog

[low hearth]

Tomestone

[dull drum]

tomestone should have a link to the uploaded log

[remote gate]

thank you gamers

[rapid whale]

shiggy at the point of passport checking

toxic era frfr /s

[boreal pumice]

Toxic lala fr

[alpine plover]

need visa to enter the 2nd and 1st world prog parties

[dreamy whale]

Almost done with post endwalker

Last trial and then boom 5 more quests and dawntrail

[jolly flume]

always have been

[craggy marsh]

Trying to expose me smh

I took care of my hand with grace and dignity

[remote gate]

sorry mango but I need to review your fof windows and make sure youre using aoes when hand and LL are together if not then it's a gg wipe

[craggy marsh]

Damn im cooked

[remote gate]

playing paladin but not using the braindead dps strats?

gg go back to warrior please

[dreamy whale]

Strangely

I don’t hate wuk lamat

I saw the viral voice lines and I was like “oh i hate them already”

But im on the wuk lamat intro quest and they’re not horrible?

[worldly grotto]

Just keep playing

[remote gate]

watch yourself lad wuk lamut is a shaky subject here lad

[craggy marsh]

I'll find where you live and make you watch me WRETCH and CRY like a little bitch

I'll do ugly pig noises too

[zealous meteor]

the voice lines that got memed on got rerecorded

i love wuk lamat :3

[dreamy whale]

We’ll see as I get into dawntrail bc I heard she pushes your wol to the sidelines

[remote gate]

ill fucking laugh at you crying and post the recordings on r/worldstar

[dull drum]

if you just got there

they rerecorded lines

on launch id say it was pt bad if we were to compare to everyone elses performance

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-mitch-regular-show-sad-distress-gif-24649758

[worldly grotto]

I'm assuming they're talking about the 6.58 quests

[remote gate]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[dreamy whale]

“The Game Is Afoot”

[worldly grotto]

Or whatever that patch was

[jolly flume]

someone say feet?

[remote gate]

me when you get slapped by hand tankbuster

[craggy marsh]

STOP LAUGHING

[worldly grotto]

Yeah most opinions were pretty positive about her in the EW post-game

[craggy marsh]

That's not soap

[remote gate]

youre right it's actually anthrax and ikuno is about to die

[craggy marsh]

Good riddance I say

Dumb horse

[boreal pumice]

Post ew she’s like a hunter and a lil funny then dt happens

[remote gate]

cleverly placed by mejiro mcqueen as she watches her apply it to her foot

[craggy marsh]

Mcqueen....

Kerchew

[boreal pumice]

Chow

[craggy marsh]

Never forget that one car that straight up fucking died

[remote gate]

rest in peace doc hudson

[jolly flume]

holy

[dreamy whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-the-king-kachow-cars-chick-hicks-piston-cup-gif-21301764

[remote gate]

ive infected chiyo with umamusume 💀

[dreamy whale]

Shiggy

[remote gate]

hello

[shy obsidian]

oom a

[remote gate]

is this what an aneurysm feels like

[craggy marsh]

[brisk scarab]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone who celebrates

[zealous meteor]

takes all the thanks

[brisk scarab]

NOOOO

Btw your pfp is really cute

Forgor to say that before

[rapid whale]

thx

[versed kayak]

Is there any way to fix the beyond cursed Quantum GCD speed?

[jolly flume]

nope!

cope seethe and mald

you're gonna 2.37 and you're gonna like it

[quick verge]

l2p

[shy obsidian]

god i want those really pretty adventurer plate kits but AAAAAAAA

[zealous meteor]

yeah

[wicked delta]

Me irl

I just finished Lakeland

Im fucking sleeping

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

I ate so much food

help

[wicked delta]

Been working on Kholusia

[zealous meteor]

meanwhile my DT fates

thanks gerolt

[wicked delta]

Was it good food tho

Like what did u have

[wicked delta]

I finished all my DT fates in early access

Thank god

Im gonna beg my bf for elp again I think lmfao

[jolly flume]

beet salad, turkey, ham, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, meatballs, crab, steak, asparagus, mango pudding, pumpkin pie

[wicked delta]

Damn bruh

I wish I could have some of that

[jolly flume]

we got extra

fly over in the next thirty minutes

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

i saved the worst zones for last though

shaaloani/HF/LM fates just get deleted thanks to the lack of level sync

[wicked delta]

Doing shaaloani in early access was so free

Cus everyone was farming the snake fates

I still remember when the snake fate had so many ppl that my pc started lagging

😭

[zealous meteor]

lol we're unsyncing orbonne with 23 people
"i am count cidolfus orlandeau. your journey--" [dies]

[dull drum]

someone just handed me a cosmoboard

what the fuck

[zealous meteor]

actually his first line is before he becomes targetable
it was more like
"the hearts of men are black with corr--" [dies]

also ultima just straight up forces you to see her entire first phase no matter what

she was yapping for a good 3 minutes before we got into the bubble

despite being at literally 1hp the whole time

[boreal pumice]

only 2.5mil ish

[dull drum]

thats a lot bro im willing to do anything for 500k atp

[daring pine]

@wicked delta @rapid whale p1 enrage cleanup moment

why mnk doing less than rdm

[raw sand]

did they die

[dull drum]

you do realize that parser/the stats page on ACT isnt accurate right

cause im checking all the pulls on the actual fflogs rn and their rdps is higher so

[rapid whale]

Act and rdps different ya

Iirc rdps is act - everyone else's buffs + damage others gained from your buds

[jolly flume]

well yeah the monk still shouldn't be lower

but it's probably just gear

[rapid whale]

Ya

Maybe they're going giga safe greeting none of the reign?

But that's just bad play

[undone tide]

chat who wants to do q40

[jolly flume]

me

[undone tide]

ok like actually though

[jolly flume]

but my static hates me and doesn't want to farm aetherpool

[undone tide]

i want to set up a static

[jolly flume]

I mean sure just find people lol

I cleared already but I wanna eel so

[undone tide]

i should mention

i haven’t touched the DD

[rapid whale]

Nvm

[jolly flume]

[undone tide]

you guys hate me that much?

[rapid whale]

I would join if you were like 80s or something but from start

[jolly flume]

I hate DD

[rapid whale]

That's uh but much

[jolly flume]

I already did like four runs of it with noble and ughhhhhhhhhh

I could do one but like

[zealous meteor]

getting the aetherpool necessary to even clear is gonna take more than one run
plus the sustaining pots you probably want

[jolly flume]

ur on ur own to max AP after that

or i'll actually get cancer

[torn kindle]

This poor sprout not knowing what they’re getting into

[jolly flume]

you'll probably be 80/80 at least after f100 at least

[rapid whale]

Was this one hard

[rapid whale]

Noble has had the worst luck ever when it comes to artherpool

[torn kindle]

You have to actively manage the health of every moogle, which makes dots a bit risky

[zealous meteor]

that's the kind of stuff i'd expect to see on dynamis

[daring pine]

o thats weird

[torn kindle]

Also has the most jank tank swapping ever

I think the tanks either swap Moggle Mog while each tanking their own tank moogle, or they swap the tank moogles while one tanks Moggle Mog

[rapid whale]

I see some of arr finest design

[rain geode]

y'know Its not like I play leveling roulette on SCH anyway, Im finally taking physick off my hotbar

[torn kindle]

Selene is your Physick for pre-30

[rain geode]

I sometimes need to cast a physick in thousand maws but yeah overall Eos handles everything at that low of a level lol

I hesitate to move it but I think I want recitation on the button Physick was on

or maybe I move Recitation to the button deployment tactics is on and move deployment tactics to my old physick button... hotbars are hard man

[zealous meteor]

i swapped around chain strat and physick because physick was taking up prime real estate on my hotbar

and i constantly forgot chain strat because of its placement

[rain geode]

Chain strat is very locked in on my bar since I just have the same button be my raid buff regardless of what Im playing

besides obviously jobs that have multiple raid buffs like DNC

[dull drum]

its not weird ACT doesnt report rdps in its log window

so any job with heavy buffs will look lower than it usually is on an fflog page sorted by rdps

bard/dnc etc

[daring pine]

well yea but im not looking at the rdps im looking at me doing 400k more than the mnk

but its prob just gear

[dull drum]

was getting flamed in PF back in fru on patch for lower dmg than the drk so i check my act window and it shows that, but if i open my fucking eyes and click rdps i see a whole different scenario

like wtf is that whm and pld smoking

[daring pine]

why is the pld's rdps so much lower than the drk

am i tripping

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336001626841813023/1442071598948683906/image0.gif

anyway i hope this pf fills again soon, party exploded

[clear plume]

im up for it if youre fine with no weekends, static is derusting on them

[undone tide]

honestly no weekends is preferable to me lol

usually almost always doing something on the weekends

whether it be working or partying

college life

[clear plume]

then yeah i can be a dps any job since i assume youre tanking

[undone tide]

everybody got me pegged as a one trick smoge

[clear plume]

I mean not one trick, but your preferred

[rain geode]

I mean DD comp isnt something you should worry about that much

[clear plume]

I can tank too but yaknow

[undone tide]

oh dw i know what i am

plus tank is the only fun role in ds

dd

[clear plume]

You underestimate 4x pct

[rain geode]

I should go back to the DD myself for the mount

[quick verge]

u dont tank shit in eo and pt

[rain geode]

Im halfway there already lol

[quick verge]

just explode them

[clear plume]

His goal is quantum group so that’s what I was meaning with dps for

[rain geode]

having a PLD press shield bash is very comgy tho

[undone tide]

its funny because i dont even have shield bash bound atm

literally never once in my four years of maining it have i pressed it

[clear plume]

I had to bind it for 6s prog

But otherwise yeah haven’t used it since Gordias

[rain geode]

I mean yeah in the rare case you want to stun why use the GCD stun when you have a oGCD stun

[dull drum]

because my melee is fucking braindamaged

[undone tide]

wasn’t it able to be used for e8s

[dull drum]

thats why pf plds bound it for m6s

because the melees who had one fucking job cant do the one fucking job

im crashing out

fuck this game

[undone tide]

?

isn’t that the MTs job

i’ve always stunned

as MT

with the ogcd

[dull drum]

i mean yeah but the melees have to stun too no

[clear plume]

Sure but if the ranged fuck up the interrupt even if you don’t instantly blow up stone (common) you just lose the 2% damage buff

[clear plume]

I mean second stuns are worth 1s each so like

A big “yes?”

[dull drum]

ive seen people not stun at all which is lowkey kinda alpha

[undone tide]

stah

q40?

except i haven’t stepped foot in the dd?

[dull drum]

i havent either bro

[undone tide]

together

🤝

[dull drum]

i got too much to do man

i gotta cosmic relic all the jobs

train on tank

[undone tide]

who told you you have to do that

[dull drum]

[undone tide]

there ain’t shit to train brah

[dull drum]

bro my tanking resume atp is literally

[undone tide]

just hit your buttons and sometimes hit the ones that stop you from taking damage

[dull drum]

ex1/2, m1s, m5s

i need to train in m6s

to be a pf tank level

[undone tide]

i would suggest

you undergear yourself

like go down to 750

[dull drum]

already on it

im in 730

[undone tide]

ok maybe not that

get full crafted and an ex5 weapon

[dull drum]

i spent time getting the gnb relic and then i saw skill speed

[undone tide]

bozo

[low hearth]

Skill speed 💔

[dull drum]

rn its like

half 760 gear half 730

basically fully crafted

[rain geode]

Q40 seems fun tho it seem like every healer bring SGE lol from what Ive seen

[jolly flume]

lmk when we go then

just pleeeeease don't make me do extra runs for AP

[undone tide]

i’m home on saturday

actually jk wonder can’t do saturday

[daring pine]

is this ninja cracked

[undone tide]

great i’m doing a platinum nuzlocke and my laptop randomly decided to restart and i forgot to save!!

[rain geode]

fool you must always be constantly saving

[daring pine]

@rapid whale check this out

[limpid edge]

why is so hard to get fru bis? I mustve ran meso terminal 30 times. I cant take it anymore

that 0.2% extra damage is going to MAKE or break

[low hearth]

Use auto duty bro

[undone tide]

if i miss an encounter due to killing it does that count to species clause

[versed kayak]

you're making me dread farming it before I even started

[rain geode]

usually if you do species clause its compelled you cant choose and you have to catch another pokemon

[undone tide]

its the difference between a gastly and a duskull

[raw sand]

well, at least you dont have to do lightweight tier anymore

[rapid whale]

sup

[rain geode]

Most people rule if you knock out a pokemon you dont get another shot, but being a self imposed challenge you can tweak it as you wish

[versed kayak]

its still bis for gnb apparently

[rapid whale]

wat am looking

[rapid whale]

desire sensor bro

the more you want it the less % drop it has :^)

[undone tide]

what eevelution do you think i should go for

i’ve been thinking umbreon but i have a decent bit of dark coverage already

[rain geode]

I dont know your party given its plat Vaporeon of Jolteon are probably your overall best choices

[limpid edge]

alwys that last piece

[rapid whale]

mb im trying my best im new to the hidden leaf village

[raw sand]

its true tho, every game ive played with % enhance chance I say stuff like "Nah who needs this shit anyway" and then it pops

[undone tide]

i think i might just save eevee for later in the game because my team and box is very solid so far

since i don’t have any deaths

[raw sand]

or "gonna quit if this doesnt go"

[rapid whale]

when your random green sword rolls true bis stats at 90 percentile number range

[rapid whale]

MY BADDDD

[daring pine]

just

read it

[rapid whale]

no im derusting fru :^)

alt job 4fun

[raw sand]

rabbit mudra may not have potency

but its morale boost

[undone tide]

looking great

[raw sand]

[versed kayak]

but...but bnuuy!

[daring pine]

true

@rapid whale do i live this btw

[rapid whale]

every time if you gert adlo'd

def racially motivated non shield /s

[shy obsidian]

about to do FRU
how’s my team comp

[fierce matrix]

About 7 actual people short

[worn bluff]

this was me in 2023

[quick verge]

oh my god bruh were you smoking mid pull

[rapid whale]

my fault man..

[rapid whale]

have fun

[amber fable]

You could clear savage with that still

[jolly flume]

hey that's just proof that there's hope for us all

some people just don't try

[worn bluff]

i didn't know what a GCD was for 8 years

MSQ andy

[ancient falcon]

Hey there! I’m looking to get into high-end content. How can I start? Opening a party finder for some DT EX just like that?

[jolly flume]

more or less

buy raid food get comfy with your job and send it

[undone tide]

also look at a guide

[ancient falcon]

Alright. Now let’s see if I can beat Dynamis PF. Thank you for your reply.

[ancient falcon]

Aye, I have been studying Hector’s guide. I hope it’s the right one…

[undone tide]

he doesn’t know

[rapid whale]

yeah na pf usually uses hector

and yeah for raiding, aether is the generally accepted hub

i guess you could try your luck on dynamis but it might be deadge

[undone tide]

i’d be surprised were any pf to fill on dynamis

[ancient falcon]

I waited for more than half an hour in Aether with no luck unfortunately or it is common for parties to take long to fill? Completely clueless that I am sorry.

[rapid whale]

older content kinda deadge

plus today is a holiday

[ancient falcon]

Oh, right. It’s thanksgiving day in the US. Guess I’ll try during the weekend.

[rain geode]

7.4 is also right around the corner so all content is a little bit slow rn

You can find parties but you'll have to be willing to wait a little while

[rapid whale]

its also an odd spot in terms of gear

feels like a bad investment to buy a crafted set now considering a new one gets luanched in like 2 weeks

but without it cant rly enter raids unless its like ex1

hmm maybe unreal parties

[rain geode]

Its not that bad since the flip side of the is the price of crafted gear is kinda low rn depends on how much gil you have

tho a bigger issue is a lot of the parties are asking for 750 gear but you can get around that by making your own party

[rapid whale]

ig i imagine the avg ms finisher is like around 10mil so dropping 2 of that when a new set is abt to launch seems like a bit much

like its not objectively a lot of gil sure but when thinking that gil could go towards the next set yfm

[rain geode]

ms finisher?

[rapid whale]

main scenario

q button ghosted

[rain geode]

you could also do it on the cheap by getting the weaker pieces and supplimenting it with Normal raid gear and AR gear

and do PT for a 750-755 weapon

[rapid whale]

oh yeah i forgor normal raid gear exists

[rain geode]

yeah its the same Ilevel as the crafted gear its just locked when it comes out so you dont hear about it as much

and you cant pentameld it as well

but if your just trying to run some content now and dont wanna wait 2-3 weeks its an option

[rapid whale]

nod nod

[rain geode]

and as you mentioned the unreal is good especially if you want a bit more of an on ramp since Seiryu is really easy

[valid solar]

getting enough aetherpool for a PT weapon probably takes longer than just progging current extreme

[rain geode]

If you go for a 755 maybe 750 is like 3 grips? iirc.

[valid solar]

yeah 755 is 6 grips + orginal weapon so 9 in total

[rain geode]

honestly Id just get a 750 PT and go do arkveld as your first ex to get a 760 weapon

if you were dedicated to doing stuff asap that is

[ancient falcon]

My kingdom for a server that helps newbies get into high-end content.

[jolly flume]

why the fuck are you frank

[valid solar]

I never tell lies (idk someone changed my name)

[vestal hollow]

i dont know what this means, its not hard to get into high end content

[trim frost]

why are you frank bruh

[rain geode]

I imagine its going to get a lot better when 7.4 drops and a lot of players return for the new tier

or at least a bit

at the very least there will be a lot of people running whatever the 7.4 ex is for the weapon

[dull drum]

in general the game is gonna be dead regardless so you're kinda in a tough spot in terms of getting "experience"

just prep for the upcoming savage tier and then jump into fresh prog parties early

[rain geode]

that is also an option

[dull drum]

it is the only realistic option

necron has like 1-2 parties avg

[rain geode]

I mean you only need to join one

[undone tide]

necron parties are a waste of time

literally so bad

[ancient falcon]

I just wanted the achievement points and the bloody wings… they seem so far away now. lolol

[rain geode]

they are pretty terrible thats true

[trim frost]

unlimited torture for mid weapons and a mid mount

wings of resolve >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[rain geode]

GL getting an everkeep ex going

[trim frost]

just offer up like 100k or so for a singular clear run if you just want the achievo i'm sure people will be happy to do it

[valid solar]

Yeah but you need to get it for the finale mount

[trim frost]

dawg i don't even have the endwalker one because i think the fights are so dookie

[valid solar]

And it does drop 2 totems so only 50 clears which isn't too bad

[ancient falcon]

Now I also have to make money I guess.

[trim frost]

i think the only cat i have is zeromus because i got it on my first clear

[valid solar]

How many ex mounts will there be in total again, was it 7 or 8

[trim frost]

it's . 100k

7

[valid solar]

So two more

I got 200 EX clears ahead of me then and I'm done with extreme for the expac

[trim frost]

i feel like the train mount is gonna look rough

[undone tide]

this implies the people will be good enough to clear

[trim frost]

wings of resolve the only ex mount i actually care enough to use on its own

[valid solar]

Yeah I still think EX2 is the best wings

[jolly flume]

the train's face is so goofy

[trim frost]

ex3 has neat effects but the color is way too bright to be compatible with anything

[valid solar]

Would you still love me if I looked like that irl

[jolly flume]

no

[ancient falcon]

no

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

sorry I don't tell lies

[trim frost]

i wonder if they'll go with glasya labolas or doomtrain for the name

[jolly flume]

dude I cant take you seriously

when your name is just

frank

[trim frost]

let me be frank

[jolly flume]

franking my furter rn

[valid solar]

Well, you don't tell lies, which means I'm frank and you are too

[rain geode]

thats the least painful way you could also just run the content and pray tho cant promise thatll be great for your sanity

[undone tide]

i don’t have any wings

[trim frost]

bro think he

[undone tide]

🙂

[jolly flume]

I have 1 and 2

and after that I stopped caring

[trim frost]

i farmed 1 for a while

[jolly flume]

bc there was other content to do that wasn't ex

[trim frost]

i think i have like 40 some totems

then i stopped caring

[valid solar]

I'm hoping the finale collection mount is really cool

So I'm getting em all

[trim frost]

i am not enthused after shithamut

[jolly flume]

base 7.0 was a boring time brah

[rain geode]

probably gonna farm whatever the 7.4 ex wings are myself

unless they like... really suck

[trim frost]

high chance they suck honestly

[undone tide]

i still need to finish my shb ex collection

can you solo shb exs yet

[trim frost]

uhhh

[jolly flume]

I want the shb supermount but I can never find it in me to join those mount farm pfs that will probably give me cancer

[trim frost]

i think titania is soloable ?

[undone tide]

heyyyyyy

[trim frost]

def not hades or wol

[undone tide]

what.

[jolly flume]

:3

[undone tide]

uwu

[jolly flume]

if you wanna just blow em up sometime im down

idk how many people you actually need tho

[trim frost]

innocence maybe

i dont remember innocence its such a nothing fight

[undone tide]

which ones do u actually need

[jolly flume]

all of them

[trim frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsyI3IkDQBg

yeah

[undone tide]

brother.

[jolly flume]

bro I dont do content that isnt labeled savage or ultimate

[undone tide]

forgot yo ass didn’t play in the right expac

[jolly flume]

yeah im a 6.4 baby

[undone tide]

fucking child

[jolly flume]

goo goo

[undone tide]

i been playing longer than you’ve been alive

[jolly flume]

dude bapple probably unironically played 11 for longer than I've been alive

thats scary to think about

[trim frost]

chiyo four years old

[undone tide]

you probably still get warned for age restricted content

[jolly flume]

11 is a couple months older than me

[trim frost]

chiyo has parental controls on wifi

no gaming after 9 pm

[rain geode]

tbf its not like youll find parties after 9 pm

[valid solar]

2 years older than me

[undone tide]

?

[jolly flume]

I always forget you're younger than me

[undone tide]

oh you probably play in pst

[jolly flume]

you look like a 30 year old mba working at a major corporation

[ancient falcon]

This past hour has been most enlightening. I have learned about player population, PF etiquette and that extorting players is a thing to get clears (results not guaranteed).

[valid solar]

[trim frost]

extorting . ?

[rain geode]

wdym extorting players?

[jolly flume]

hey I mean

[rapid whale]

thats just a result of being like literally 2 weeks before new content

[jolly flume]

money talks right

[valid solar]

Leak their ffxiv affair to their irl partner if no c41

[rapid whale]

lmfao

[jolly flume]

erm that's blackmail not extortion

[rain geode]

LMAO

[vestal hollow]

huh? extorting?

[undone tide]

ERP is cheating.

[rapid whale]

"i saw them click on a limsa cat girl one time"

[dreamy whale]

Taking a 2 day break from xiv to play more hardspace shipbreaker

[jolly flume]

you're gonna get jumped in a back alley

[undone tide]

jumped for being right

[jolly flume]

I didn't say you were wrong

:)

[pale blade]

hwat

[rain geode]

Ive been using PF downtime to do sailing in OSRS

[dreamy whale]

Leveling healer so boring

[rapid whale]

healer boring periodt /s

[jolly flume]

ive been using pf downtime to checks notes make toby read spice and wolf

[undone tide]

they call me 007
0 relationships
0 jobs
7 years playing ffxiv

[jolly flume]

dude I wish 0 jobs was true

[rapid whale]

wol make an alt

[rain geode]

Ive been having fun with it, maybe when I get a single good player in my lobby itll get less fun

[jolly flume]

working sucks

[undone tide]

i’m getting a job again next semester

[dreamy whale]

instant queue pops but the most boring dungeon runs of my life

[undone tide]

too busy this semester

[rapid whale]

cursed to cure 2 spam

[rain geode]

tbf thats all dungeon runs regardless of job

[dreamy whale]

No bc at least monk feels good

[rapid whale]

wat

[dreamy whale]

Astrologian on controller so sleeper

[ancient falcon]

Ah, sorry I meant blackmailing. English is not my first language, apologies.

[jolly flume]

realizing dungeons aren't actually fun is the first step to enlightenment

[trim frost]

i will do everything in my power to avoid doing dungeons

[jolly flume]

dude I was joking it's fine LOL

[trim frost]

dungeons are dookie

[jolly flume]

don't take things I say seriously

[undone tide]

criterion ‼️

[rapid whale]

and they are taking out the best part of criterion dungeon

[jolly flume]

they're KILLING CRITERION TRASH

[dreamy whale]

Im just gonna buy job skips

[rapid whale]

damn moomoo rich

[rain geode]

second step is realizing no content is fun

[dreamy whale]

They cant stop me

[undone tide]

clearly you haven’t done TOP

[dreamy whale]

$50 every 2 weeks is nothing

[rapid whale]

top fun tru

[jolly flume]

I love top

I love top

I love top

[rapid whale]

i love top

[trim frost]

channel full of bottoms smh

[vestal hollow]

[rain geode]

Im having a hard enough time getting parties to fill I cant imagine trying to get an ulti to fill

[undone tide]

youre not helping

[trim frost]

fuck top

hate top

i will never unlock top

[jolly flume]

filling ultis is actually not that bad on dead patches ngl

[vestal hollow]

plenty of people are doing ults rn theres nothing else

[jolly flume]

thats when the ulti pf lords all go back to ulti pf

[undone tide]

it’s a very bad time to be pfing savage

nobody is progging rn

[rain geode]

I have gathered as much

[trim frost]

atp

just wait

for next tier

[undone tide]

ulti pfs take usually around like 30 mins to fill

and 30 mins to disband

[vestal hollow]

literally just wait till jan

[jolly flume]

fru fills really fast rn

top and dsr still fill but it takes longer

[undone tide]

don’t do the ultra legacy ults rn

[trim frost]

louis is holding me at gunpoint to do fru so i guess im doing fru

[undone tide]

they won’t be fun anyway

[jolly flume]

I wanna do more fru

maybe ill finally get around to healing it

[dreamy whale]

Having second thoughts about playing healer but I already said I would play ast in A8S so fuck it we ball

[undone tide]

can you carry me through reprog

i used to be goated at fru

[trim frost]

i checked the gearset for fru for drk

[jolly flume]

dude literally just hit me up this weekend we can run fru

[rapid whale]

have fun

[trim frost]

is there a reason it's specifically the penumbrae relic and not umbrae

[undone tide]

but we have to do quantum

[rain geode]

what do I do at the meantime then stare at the ceiling.

[jolly flume]

wonder is dead on weekends tho

[undone tide]

i think maybe this game finally has a fucking abundance of content

what

[rain geode]

I will probably run fru as some point probably after I clear the 7.4 savage

[undone tide]

very good entry ult

[jolly flume]

yeah its a pretty decent first ultimate

[rapid whale]

yea fru lot of fun

[rain geode]

I like the weapons and its level 100 so I dont have to unlearn anything to do it

[jolly flume]

someone motivate me to get my meso terminal bis

[rapid whale]

cousin otto got you

[jolly flume]

im tired of being 300 dps lower than I need to be

🥀

[rapid whale]

L

[jolly flume]

ur in my server anyways I think

come find me and noble some evening

I think bapple is derusting too

[rapid whale]

yea i derusted to p4 today

[undone tide]

oh man we get to kill pandora 30 seconds before enrage instead of 29.6

thanks chiyo

[jolly flume]

my parse 🥀

[undone tide]

nobody gaf

actually i am not the person to be saying nobody gaf about off patch parses

because of my rank 2 on top

[rapid whale]

lol

[jolly flume]

I just like watching my number go up

realistically I actually don't care, the first thing I check after every kill is only my p5 dps

as long as my p5 dps is good thats enough

[undone tide]

in top does pld not get HG for first p5 buster anymore

[jolly flume]

if ppl kill fast you dont

maybe pf holds now though

I've found a lot of fru parties hold p1 nowadays for some reason

[undone tide]

well yea but you always kill fast

[rapid whale]

MY MIRRORS MIRRORS 2MINNNNNNNNN

[jolly flume]

suck it up and play black mage instead

[trim frost]

suck ⁉️

[rapid whale]

succor

[jolly flume]

ok mang...

I get mild cancer from killing p1 during burnt strike too but what can you do

it makes my bloodfest not come up until late enough in my no mercy window that I lose a hit or two of my reign combo in it

maybe I should just play drk or something

[trim frost]

ok genuine question i hear people like drop dps at the end of p1 is that just for better alignment of stuff in the following phases

[torn mesa]

false

okay let me explain it in more detail

[dreamy whale]

Play pld chiyo

[rapid whale]

tldr if p1 is super slow you can get your full 2min out before having to move for mirror mirror so it's more comfy for some

[jolly flume]

it makes certain cds more comfortable to play around but it is absolutely not necessary in any sense

[torn mesa]

holding at the end of P1 makes your 2M come up faster during intermission, a phase involving several add crystals that has a (relatively) tight check

[rapid whale]

o right it has that too

[undone tide]

pld also has issues with killtime in fru

[torn mesa]

however, the hold is not needed to meet that check, and it's a massive skill issue to claim otherwise

[rapid whale]

ive never rly had an issue with the intermission

[trim frost]

oh

[dreamy whale]

Ohg

[jolly flume]

I mean honestly who's complaining about a dps check when you're blasting every boss 10% below its kill threshold lol

[trim frost]

so its not really like dropping dps its just holding 2s?

[rapid whale]

yea

[jolly flume]

so yeah calling for hold is kinda just a comfort thing at best

[torn mesa]

the paradoxical thing is if your group's damage is so good to blast P1, why isn't it good enough to meet the crystal check irrespective of comfortable buff timings or not

[trim frost]

pf moment

[undone tide]

ok i would like to ask

[rapid whale]

naw a lot of healers on patch would stop dps entirely after the 2nd 2min in p1

[undone tide]

do you guys think static killtimes are ideal in ultimates

[rapid whale]

cuz they would scream about their mits not being back up if p1 kt was too fast

[torn mesa]

Valcors, whenever you see someone ask for a hold in PF

that tells you 1 of 2 things

1. bad player; this is the better outcome

2. parse monkey

[undone tide]

noble

[rapid whale]

my rainbow drip didnt crit dh im wiping us

[trim frost]

i do tend to hear horror stories relating to parse monkeys

[undone tide]

what about hg though

[torn mesa]

TOP mit now assumes triple swap P5 with PLD

[jolly flume]

hallowed ground in top is when you either do a better invuln sequence or ask your healer to have a brain

and just mit you

[undone tide]

that makes me depressed

[trim frost]

how does one legally tell off a parse monkey to stop fucking around

[rapid whale]

it was pld/gnb that was the cursed combo in top right

[rapid whale]

i mean

tbpf if you're progging they wont b in your parties

[undone tide]

you blacklist them

[torn mesa]

just anything PLD bapple

[jolly flume]

pld anything in top

[torn mesa]

can you define parse monkey

[undone tide]

i fucking despise hg

[trim frost]

my blacklist is about to grow tenfold isnt it

[torn mesa]

I don't use that term lightly

[jolly flume]

irrespective of your cotank there just isnt 7m between p1 wave cannon and first solar ray in p5 if you kill fast

[torn mesa]

it has to be insanely bad

for me to call you a parse monkey

[undone tide]

wonderbread

[rapid whale]

stella was the goat and always held for me in top so i have an inflated barse then i realize the true inflated barse is having 2nd caster to cast my caster lb3 in p6

[torn mesa]

hallowed ground makes any healer depressed

evens out

[rapid whale]

laughs at your hps

[jolly flume]

dude I know you're joking but people have gone so far in tea as to have bards and another healer do all their throttle esunas in p1

[rapid whale]

LMAO

[undone tide]

my top parses look like this because i just had 1 run with the most ideal killtimes

[rapid whale]

wol the kt's in top are so fast now you can kill immediately after 1st laser in p1

[jolly flume]

my sage was pretty good in there

[rapid whale]

even 0 gcd buffs dont come back up in time for cleave

[undone tide]

that’s actually ass

[jolly flume]

apparently im ass at dnc though

[undone tide]

i cannot imagine how ass pld’s rotation is in there

[rapid whale]

we took p4 to like 4% once

[worn bluff]

when i was in my first TEA clear party there was a vet that told me to press less buttons and focus on mechanics because it's better for their parse anyways

[torn mesa]

washed in 6.5

[trim frost]

wait median 97 across 4 kills is kinda fire

[undone tide]

pld’s rotation in top is entirely reliant on getting req off before beetle jumps in p1

[jolly flume]

butterfly meme but its noble holding up a 97 parse "is this trash"

[undone tide]

however that never happens anymore

[rapid whale]

valcors noble is our resident parse gorilla, not monkey

[torn mesa]

LOL

[trim frost]

oh

should i preemptively blacklist

[undone tide]

i aspire to noble’s consistency

[rapid whale]

nono the point is gorillas are a more advanced species

[undone tide]

i’m pretty proud of my performance this tier though

i think this is good

[rapid whale]

btw @torn mesa i made some taiwanese streamer main sam cuz i told them how you play with meditate

[undone tide]

for someone with hc aspirations

[torn mesa]

no real HC group

gives a fuck

[ancient falcon]

So I’m a console player, how do I know if my funny numbers are right without third party tools?

[trim frost]

hallowed cround

[torn mesa]

someone else can log for you

[rapid whale]

you pray someone in the party recorded and uploaded

[undone tide]

yea that kinda makes sense

[clear plume]

Other people will upload logs enough for you to get a grasp and general

[undone tide]

console player here: someone will upload almost every time

[torn mesa]

@jolly flume

this is what I meant

when I said I was playing badly

during FRU prog/reclear

[rapid whale]

i thought you were rank 1

oh thats on patch

[torn mesa]

this is 7.3

[rapid whale]

yeye

97 med 41 kills

actually inhuman consistency

[rapid whale]

i was still a baby when i did fru im glad i got even a 50 on picto since that job was so saturated

[trim frost]

is pinging for prog in naur useful

[rapid whale]

naur scares me

[undone tide]

people who are in there are in game anyway

[trim frost]

louis has been terrorized by a certain bard in the naur top channel

[undone tide]

don’t bother

i kinda avoid ulti discords after an experience with WK

[jolly flume]

wk is fuckin banned from every public server on the face of the earth

[rapid whale]

is it the one that got banned and used their husband acc to talk more shit and got banned too

[undone tide]

this is true

[torn mesa]

WK

[undone tide]

he’s gay?

[jolly flume]

yo wol

[undone tide]

yea

[jolly flume]

have you heard his dragonsong cover

[rapid whale]

o diff person

[undone tide]

…what

[jolly flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PR2cobFg7E

feast your ears

[rapid whale]

peam

[torn mesa]

?

what

[undone tide]

mind you i think i have had a pretty deep experience with him considering he has harassed me in dms during my ulti progs

[torn mesa]

LOL

[jolly flume]

he cold dmed me asking to do dsr the other day

[undone tide]

NO.

3k pulls btw

[rapid whale]

remember i was going around to the new taiwanese xiv players cuz their server just opened up? tldr one asked me what the best job for people who like to optimize a bunch and i said sam and mentioned how you play and how kt affects routing etc and they salivated (top 10 lost ark player on kr apparently)

[jolly flume]

that guy c41'd me he might be the goat

[undone tide]

ok i’m a musician so

listening to the dragonsong cover

his pitch is actually really good

[jolly flume]

idk I think he has a future in opera

[rapid whale]

melodyne smh /sarcasm

[torn mesa]

best job for people who like to optimize a bunch

play a different game

[undone tide]

oh my god my ears are bleeding now

[rapid whale]

LOL

[jolly flume]

lmfao

it gets better when he gets to the wb2>cauterize part

[undone tide]

i cringe every time he drops the octave

brother go for it

you got it

[jolly flume]

hit the falsetto

[undone tide]

OH MY GOD

WHAT AM I LISTENING TO BRAH

[jolly flume]

I told you

it gets better

[undone tide]

i don’t think he knows the words

oh fuck he’s so loud bro

[jolly flume]

a pAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

WITHOOOOOOUT CEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

[undone tide]

WHY IS HE DOING THIS MAN

[clear plume]

I stopped as soon as the first two lines were not on time

[undone tide]

MY EARS

[rapid whale]

dsr speaks to them ok

[undone tide]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CANNOT

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

[clear plume]

Can DSR speak to them about not doing that

[jolly flume]

when I heard this for the first time

I was wheezing for a solid twenty minutes

[undone tide]

oh my god, i would absolutely adore a montage of WK making mistakes in DSR pf while this plays over

someone do it

[rapid whale]

ALSKDFJALKF

[clear plume]

There are few things I want to do on this life less than get the attention of WK

[undone tide]

the video opens with him standing in the outermost DOTH marker

[daring pine]

bapple im still thinking about that nin in my p1 enrage pf

[rapid whale]

my bad dude im new

[daring pine]

also i knocked off a couple % since last time so im getting there

[undone tide]

its honestly kinda funny

[jolly flume]

wk is such an absolute creature that its like

[undone tide]

i knew him back in the tea days

[jolly flume]

I cant even like dislike him

its too funny

[rapid whale]

they are a pillar of this community

[undone tide]

like i just have to imagine how you become this person

[daring pine]

bro bapple

[clear plume]

I’ve shared discords with him so I absolutely can dislike him

[daring pine]

progging with liv

[rapid whale]

wait they've been toxic since tea days?

[daring pine]

was so fucking funny

[jolly flume]

hes always been toxic

[daring pine]

we were singing unleashed like half the time

[rapid whale]

thats the healthiest way to take pf yea lol

[daring pine]

when i climb

in the climb

we lock climb and that's when i reaclimb

[clear plume]

Guy is like, he wants DSR trolling to be his personality so it loses meaning

[rapid whale]

i dunno why i prefer top so much to dsr maybe it's cuz i did them out of order

[jolly flume]

because top is peak

[rapid whale]

lot of ppl seem to prefer dsr

[jolly flume]

p6 has aura

[clear plume]

It’s like if how much I do random top reprogs was the only thing I talked about and my schizo was replaced with nuclear autism

[tawdry delta]

Fuck top

[jolly flume]

I would

[tawdry delta]

If i apply for a static and they want to trial in top instant nope for me

[pale blade]

oh are you guys talking about who I think it is

[rapid whale]

i heard the problem is they mess up at the rate of a fresh progger but it's also like the only thing they do

[pale blade]

I heard the stories

[daring pine]

hi djura

[pale blade]

3,799 pulls

[rapid whale]

while crashing out at whoever does mess up when it's not them

[clear plume]

That’s bc top isn’t a great trial in general

Unless you have some shit cooked like one side panto

[jolly flume]

If TOP has million number of fans i am one of them . if TOP has ten fans i am one of them. if TOP have only one fan and that is me . if TOP has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the TOP, i am against the world. i love #TOP till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of TOP . Hit Like If you Think TOP Best ulti & Cool In the world

[tawdry delta]

If you pay me with 10,000 quality edits to consolegameswiki I will do top

[jolly flume]

how about you just stick to the wiki and give me ur login info

and you spawn in tomorrow with an omega totem

[clear plume]

Best I can do is weekly blog series about ye olden days

[rapid whale]

lmao

[undone tide]

i love WK bro, i was talking about progging dsr in a server he was banned in and he still knew

[jolly flume]

hes got eyes in the walls man

[undone tide]

my dms with him are crazy

[rapid whale]

??????

[clear plume]

Yeah POG had to ban 3 accounts

[jolly flume]

constant surveillance

[clear plume]

He has alts bc he just knows he will get banned

[rapid whale]

i had heard they were unwell but jesus

[clear plume]

But he also joined on all the accounts back to back when you sent out one invite so

[undone tide]

the legend of wolfboy

im not him bro

[jolly flume]

man

I still remember

[rapid whale]

im kinda surprised i havent ran into them yet

[jolly flume]

I got asked by a former member of this discord to sub for their dsr static

and when I join the pf

who else should I find as my fellow sub

but wk himself

[undone tide]

i wonder if you google his name if anything would come up

[pale blade]

How unwashed do you have to be to even compete with him

[rapid whale]

wait

theres a forum post

glazing themself on an alt

wait

what

[jolly flume]

holy

[clear plume]

One time in p12s cf7 party I was recognized for being the same person who filled for their 7/8 in p8s and they had the clear screenshot to prove it

[pale blade]

if this isn’t masturbatory then idk what is

[undone tide]

CLICK ON THE 2ND LINK

ITS PEAK

[pale blade]

Not even Narcissus would be- oh no wait yes he would

[jolly flume]

[tawdry delta]

I'll stick bamboo up my nails before doing looper and panto again

[undone tide]

“Now celebrated as a symbol of resilience”

[undone tide]

what about in monhun

[tawdry delta]

Never played mhw

[undone tide]

bruh

[rapid whale]

the fuck

[pale blade]

I saw him a few years ago in this server

Didn’t last very long thankfully

[jolly flume]

I still haven't done omega in wilds

can we make a mhw static instead

[clear plume]

I’m 100% sure he is #3 on my list of fastest banned players from a server like this

[trim frost]

ohhh

that's who wk is

[pale blade]

I’m waiting for performance to be remotely bearable

yeah

[clear plume]

With HT and leen being 1 and 2

[undone tide]

who?

[pale blade]

Oh yeah I see HT on a daily basis

[undone tide]

i haven’t played wilds in like 6 months

[pale blade]

To say he’s unwell is an understatement

[undone tide]

never heard of HT

[tawdry delta]

Does mhw still run like ass

[pale blade]

He tries to get my attention too

[pale blade]

yes

[tawdry delta]

[trim frost]

wilds or world

[tawdry delta]

Wilds

[trim frost]

then yeah

[sick reef]

i pentamelded all the crafter armor and accessories, im only behind on the tools. should i even spend the time/money to do em or just wait till cosmic gives us mainhand bis

[rapid whale]

thats entirely up to you

[tawdry delta]

Just wait

[rapid whale]

afaik non bis means you have to get more hq precrafts

so if you aren't a power crafter then by all means feel free to wait

[trim frost]

penta crafted main hand is only slightly marginally better than cosmic stage 14

and the bonuses on cosmic tools may be more beneficial than the ability to pentameld

(probably not for fisher tho LMAO)

[sick reef]

stage 14 being the stellar tools right?

[trim frost]

ye

[sick reef]

i see yea it seems marginally better but then again idk how much of an effect +76 control has

[sick reef]

this is what im thinkin bout, i wanna make some cash next patch. im prepping hq precrafts rn but i think i might need the new precrafts as hq too

[rapid whale]

the way i see it is being full pentameld lets you use spirit bond food + pots and not use HQ mats so you can mass craft

if you aren't doing that type of behavior, it's prob not worth it

cuz you can just make up the gap with crafting food + crafting pot + hq mats

[tawdry delta]

Due to the 3 wk savage delay, the new crafted gear will probably not be worth much if you were planning on selling that

[rapid whale]

yea

[sick reef]

gotcha tyvm, maybe ill just get the offhands then after next patch drops

[rapid whale]

the money will b in food and pots as usual but its such a competitive market it usually avgs out to about 200k profit per hr

[sick reef]

ye ill probably default to sellin the precrafts which is what i did last time

[rapid whale]

yea thats the way

let the botters marketboard pvp on the crafted sets

[sick reef]

made like 200m last patch so i may do that, whole armor sets r too annoying

[rapid whale]

im happy taking my cut from the precrafts

[tawdry delta]

Tldr sell stuff to crafters/gatherers not to raiders

[sick reef]

thats the plan then i think

[dapper zealot]

yeah the bonuses will be nicer for the next stage, assuming you start with stellar

[sick reef]

also materia sales are gonna shoot up too right?

[dapper zealot]

100%

save excess materia to sell day 1

[worn bluff]

crafters on my server will literally spend hours and make negative profit just to win marketboard pvp

[sick reef]

i have some lole

[sick reef]

famfrit doesnt have too many crafters from what ive seen

but they undercut like demons

[worn bluff]

everyone puts a value on their time. ultros crafters value theirs at 0

[sick reef]

xddd i bought a 740 set from an ultros crafter for 2.5m lmao whenever it dropped

[worn bluff]

i just play a little pvp on day 1 on a few pieces then leave

[tawdry delta]

Plogons

[sick reef]

i guess pre crafts are the way

[tawdry delta]

And artisan

;p

[sick reef]

only one ik is the one that tells u if youve been undercut

day 1 no artisan, we will be cookin

[worn bluff]

i sold a single weapon for 6,942,000 or something on day 1

[rapid whale]

ROFL

A weapon

[worn bluff]

me and some other guy were just messing around undercutting each other with 69 and 420 in the numbers

and someone bought mine

[rapid whale]

Do they not know about extreme wtf

[sick reef]

people on MB are so lazy, ive made money sellin goddamn silver ingots

1500 a pop, made all my early fortunes doin that

[rapid whale]

Magitek repair kits are good early money makers too

[sick reef]

Yeps and dark matter clusters, I love selling those

[sick reef]

Someday I'll be that rich where I spend damn 7m on a weapon

[rapid whale]

Crazy

[worn bluff]

i usually make myself a set first

then list a few pieces to see if they sell

if they don't sell then i just use them

i don't go for week 1 clear anyways

[sick reef]

I don't do that cuz I haven't on patch savaged yet, maybe I will next patch

[worn bluff]

i finally dragged myself out of poverty from when i couldn't afford teleports

and then realized there's nothing to spend gil on

[sick reef]

I make gil to spend it on the wife 😔

She wants Yan, I get her yan
She wants cloud of darkness chaotic hair, I get her hair

[tawdry delta]

X.05

Only time crafted weapons worth anything

[sick reef]

New extreme is a train, will he have fun mechanics 🤔

[tawdry delta]

Hide behind the crate to block the laser

Generic 4x4 square arena

[sick reef]

Only other train boss ik is the omega one and he was boring

[tawdry delta]